>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s [Open]>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>578765581
1/3 also nice
There no dark souls general anymore?(I needed bloodborne fags)
zork won
What do you think of Recluse?>>578858401is this true
now that eeJbloods is officially eeJNiNe approved, you have no reason not to buy a switch 2
no one watches your gay boyfriend
>>578858452titmogged
>>578858541That’s a girl’s name
>>578858452I think recluse is the perfect rape correction plapmeat for futa rev
jee hates eldie doehe'll dump db for the ds4 soon(tm)
>>578858452Fun to play I look like that Monster babies
no god4 but a god3 remake is in the works
Was Nightreign a good game?
>>578859440No
>>578859307>>578859002>>578858541Relax cocksucker the thread just started
was dsg a good general
the best gennie out there
>>578859592>>578859440No, it was the greatest
>was
>>578860069Didn't one of your ilk commission and approve blacked hentai shit on an erg'er and approved by theregulars?
>>578860108You need to let go
It’s over
even toe bbk is ergdsgfsg culcha
Damn /dsg/ and theregulars really are a bunch of bbcuckolds. No wonder they adopted black lingo unironically.
does anyone have that gif or webm with the red exploding crystal lizard?
Dsgroid (singular) getting that ass beat again that’s embarrassing
>>578860789dsg was a combinations of Russians who only ever played Prepare to Die Edition and middle easterners. So this shouldn’t surprise anyone
>>578859714>weapon is a fucking crossbowI hope you just pulled it up for the lolz and weren't using it as your main weapon
https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8?t=8
>>578859714Is that Viteazu of "Banished Knights are easy, you have just have unc reflexes" fame, 4 bared to Gladius?
Gladius is much harder than a Banished Knight, to be fair
who was the weakest dsgposter
>>578861508terrdalit
>>578861446He talked a big game about learning the enemy's tells and patterns. If Banished Knights are so easy to him, then adapting to Galdius shouldn't be outside of his ability. If I only 4 bar to Gladius only on occasion, then Viteazu with his knowledge and reflexes should never 4 bar to Gladius
>>578859714This is so cute wtf that’s regular dogs. Was this at the start of playing with each other?
>>578860161That was **ass who wasn't a TheReg and he did it because he was seething at poopmask (a dsgger). It was NOT actually TheReg approved.
>>578861980The last time I fought ED Gladius with erg I solo'd him from half health.
>>578862298Same.
>>578861975but he conquered erg single handedly
>>578862298My bad, it was the penultimate time, I just checked my game record.
>>578862298How the mighty have fallen.>Back in my day...ok, unc.
>>578860789>>578860990>>578860895>>578861508>>578862159dsg won in the end
>>578862409Got conquered by and made one of its slave soldiers*
>>578862602you tell em cultist. 1 more mantra and you escape samsara.
>>578861303Banished knights are easy What makes them hard is when you have to solo them with a bunch of mobs nearby or taking care of them during the commander fight when they're immune to status + commander is covering half the circle in his blizzard aoe shit
>>578859714btw, just noticed this is a 2 for 1. Got cc three barred too. And cc talked waaaaay more trash. Look at this dood.
>>578860895Many were thinking this>>578862602>>578862159>dscuck damage control
>>578862557>uncA 46 year old Yugoslavian man typed this.
>>578862727>shiteazu and cc getting raped by creasy of all peopleGrim
>>578862727answer this >>578861093
/erg/ hags and uncs are built different
>>578862676sex
>>578863021
Another crabs treasure sucks ass, uninteresting world and combat only made to frustrate you. Yet another soulslike that doesn't understand the formula
>>578863021I'm not the bird in the webm, I can't answer for them. Not that it matters. It's a pulley Crossbow. The one that shoots multiple shots. It does decent damage. It can handle Nightlords. Not that that matters either. You should be able to handle the boss, even if one of your teammate isn't doing good damage. What does their damage have to do with whether or not you can dodge attacks?
>>578863539So far only Lies of P managed it.
>>578863539Is it not parryslop?
>>578861980He keeps dying because he insists on trying to do dumb fancy shit to stay alive while doing 0 damage instead of play the game.
>>578863619You forgot the part where he brute-forces knowledge in the practice mod instead of playing the game. terr did the same.
>>578863539I found that game very fun and charming. Have some whimsy unc.
>>578863594Because the crossbow does no damage, especially on someone who probably does not run any phys att up because bird players can't build a proper relic setup, and also he does not draw aggro at all with this shit.I just wanted more context, ED Gladius is cancer when someone does not aggro one of the dog. there is nothing you can do when you get ganked from behind.
>>578863864Terr has schizophrenia and is another diaper poop baby like creasy who also poops and pees in diapers
I just use the mod that lets me fight the night lords and I skip the battle royale stuff.
>>578864023Same guy.
how would you build vykes spear + the eye laser incantations build for pve specifically
>>578864023How many ABDLposters are there in erg???
>>578863989>nothing you can when gankedErmm sis, your camera control and Duchess fraud spam?
>>578864214It's not a fetish I'm just being fr. Creasy is a diaper poopy stinky poop pee baby
>>578864185I would simply use the cleanrots thrusting sword in my main hand and beam in my offhand.
>>578864185Equip a vyke's spear then the madness talisman.
>>578863594Crossbow is not good for ED dogs, trust me I've tried
>>578864238>camera controlIt has its limit unless you somehow are able to play with a 360° fovYou know damn well it's really hard to keep all 3 dogs on your screen. But yes, it is something that you always try to do against ED Gladius.
thanks 'zaki
who won dsg or erg
>>578864718soul...
>>578864718I sniggered.
>>578864718This was part of his vision
>>578864723https://vocaroo.com/1fN246VPMxGY
>>578864995is that your voice
>>578865278Yeah
>>578864718amazing
>>578865278it is the tf2 heavy, stop thinking with your embarrassment of a penis
>>578864023>>578864261Dangerous truth
Wish we got this sword scabbard
“When surveyed players were asked what they liked most about Elden Ring, the "story/world" (lore and narrative setting) ranked as the number one favorite element, beating out direct boss combat and open-world exploration.”LMAOOOOgameplay lore hating fags in absolute shambles
>>578866181>average elden baby is a shitter who's proud of being dogshit at the game and cheesing everything whenever possibleNothing we didn't already know.
>>578866684>ablooblooblooooooCry more
>>578863989Projectiles pull aggro more than anything, because they can hit bosses from afar, grabbing their attention. The less likely to be targeted passive is pretty much made for ranged players, so they can stand back and plink the boss, without the boss constantly running them down.By the sounds of it, you have no idea what relics the bird was wearing, and are just making an ungenerous guess. You also don't know if the bird has a draw aggro by guarding relic on.And all of that is a moot point, because if they want to pretend like they're so good that they can carry the team, then they should be able to handle aggro from more than 1 dog. That is required for being a carry. We have two carry proud players down 3 and 4 bar, and that crossbow is really no excuse. That's cope.
>>578864718>least raped dsjeet
d-does greasy think this clip is new?
and here's the new greatsword in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DPoM2yfyBo&t=304sK I N O
I kind of wish the primeval armor worked like the milkweed rune from bloodborne and you got taken over by something and your dodge animations changeor maybe you gain mega weight and can barely move at all, but you get major magic bonuses like terra magicaI also think giving everyone the same amount of memory/spell slots was a gay and dumb idea that devalued casters, and the Mind stat should have given you more memory
>>578867348I find the vagueness of the Milkweed Rune fun since the player's character is already being controlled by default by the player. But yeah you'll probably end up like Willem eventually.
>>578867348miyazaki would only implement ideas like that into a passion project, so expect it on duskbloods
>>578867172I considered it might be an old clip. I checked the archives for the image's MD5, and nothing showed up. I know that doesn't necessarily prove it's a new clip. The repost could have a new MD5. But it still makes it a fairly decent chance that it's new. And if it isn't new, then the question is: how old is it? Because if it's not very old, then it's still noteworthy.
>>578867278>"The unique skill 'Muleta' holds a red cloth out in front. Using a light attack during the stance performs a sweeping slash while circling to the left, while a heavy attack performs a thrust while circling to the right.">"The heavy attack can be charged for extra power and followed up with an additional input to transition into an upward thrust. Because it has invincibility frames (i-frames) at startup, it allows you to dodge incoming enemy attacks while immediately delivering a counter."So you have an iframe stance skill that also has a charged thrust. On a weapon that combines best parts of claymore and knight greatsword.Meaning it benefits from rennala cameo, godfrey icon and spear talisman.
>>578867348>I also think giving everyone the same amount of memory/spell slots was a gay and dumb idea that devalued casters, and the Mind stat should have given you more memorySomething like this would have ben ideal. Make the slots expand at mind and int breakpoints together so only actual spellcasters would unlock more than the starter 2. That way even a spellblade would only have access to maybe 4 slots without talismans to get more, only actual permavirgins would have 10 or 12 slots with talismans.
>>578867172which clip?
>>578868548ready to see countless nintendo hosties not know how to use it? it'll be like the new radahn armour
>>578868908>>578864834
I HATE Caligula so much
>>578869858It's basically a new bloodhound fang
hi guys
>>578858113>filterjeet
>>578867278>they added Blindspot AGAINdid they forget that backhand blades completely ruined pvp with Swift Slash and Blindspot, taking them 3 patches to fix the balance again?now they just added Blindspot again but its on a fucking greatsword, watch that new LGS have some new form of Swift Slash just fucking watch
>>578867278>3 armors, 3 weapons, 1 shield, 3 horse skins>this took them 1.5 years to release, technically longer since they started before the announcementHow
>>578873993are you stupid?
>>578873993Most of the development time was spent on making it run on the Switch 2.
Seduction and betrayal
>>578867278Can it be infused though? Can the AoW be swapped?
>>578873993I thought they were adding four armor sets? What happened to the last one?
>>578858113>filtergod
NR news incoming
>>578874693>filtercucks
>>578874693>filterchads
>>578874693>>578874917>filtersissy damage control
>>578874636I only see the two starting sets and matador outfit in the video.
>>578874693>>578874917>filterking superiority
Filterjeetas? Our response?
>>578873993Getting the Shitch 2 to behave like a modern piece of software is a Herculean effort in itself.>>578862669Kek.
The process of filtering is so obviously leftist and beta-male coded I legit don't understand how you can brag about it.Just taint your hair in pink and start wearing lgbt shirts while you're at it.
>>578875328>pluralit's one redditor patting himself on the back for his faggotry
>>578874418evil looking
>>578864718Why did he started attacking there?
The process of filtering is so obviously right wing and alpha-male coded I fully understand how you can brag about it.Those against it should just paint their hair in pink and start wearing lgbt shirts while they're at it.
>>578875554>They're just words, they don't have any power. W-Wait... don't filter my words. Without them, I'm powerless...
>>578875704There are more of them.
yup another victory for the filterGODS
>>578875890>They're just words, they don't have any power. W-Wait... I can't read those words, my life is in danger. Quick, I have to filter them my life depends on it
>>578873993This pack only exists because of the SW2 port retard
>>578875925Its an invasion
>>578876128Birds?
>>578867172A-are you upset?
>>578875859>right wing and alpha-male codedFragile males doing fragile male things.
>>578876024>>They're just words, they don't have any power.Filtergods don't say that. Chudants say that.
>>578876128They're coming from the divine beast arena. I wonder who those white and black women on mounts running with the birds are.
>>578876219filtergods can't even read a full sentence without pissing their pant kek
>>578875554let alone sitting in the thread all day so he can rush every OP and force his faggotry on everyone, and damage control when confronted. peak reddit mod behavior.
>>578876407Chudants fail to comprehend, yet again.
I don't know which side I should support now
>>578876406Looks like 2 birds fell from the sky like a meteor and got fucked up in the arena.
>>578876562Anon, use your logic.Who are the people that are the most impacted by words.The ones who read them and don't care, or the ones that make an effort to remove some of them?
>>578874693https://vocaroo.com/1l6w8RrtYM1Q
>>578876805I was pointing out the fact that chuds pretend that words don't have power, but when you take away their power, they freak out. Thus exposing a hypocrisy. That's my logic.Filtergods don't pretend that words don't have power, so using a filter is no hypocritical.
>>578876804Walking up to the shroud you notice all the blood on the ground covering these red, blue, and gold wheels. At the end of the blood near the birds you can see a scene in show up if you hold your torch up.
>>578876765>should i support the side that wants every thread to look like this or should i support the ones who don't
>>578877010you know I actually appreciate your posts because you are playing the game and talking about it instead of talking about miscellaneous degeneracy, I would watch you play and read about ornithology on my phone at the same time to try and find something cool to share about it as you play and look at bird imagery
>>578876980Ok but nobody here said that.We just said that people using filters are thin skinned cucks that can't handle words. You were the one bringing this out of topic argument just so you could argue against it. Because you know you can't win.
>>578876980>filterfag thinks that only his boogeymen are making fun of his filterfaggotry
>>578876956>>578875890>>578875859Such truthful words have never been spoken before well done keep making the thread shitters flail in anger
>>578876956>foidtroon approves filterfagging>>578875554 instantly had your point proven lmao
>>578877042it's fucking cringe but as long as it is not ban evading schyzo spamming gore every 5s (like what happened last year in /zzz/) I don't think it's worth filtering.
>>578877509What the hell is a foidtroon? Did you hit your head or something?
>>578860069me on the right
>>578877721it means you pass online sis, you truly act like a foid. congratulations!
'ore
>>578877285>Ok but nobody here said that.Today, it wasn't said. But it was said in a previous thread. I just used that thing people have called "memory".Even ignoring that, who are you to say who is thin skinned? You're the one getting upset that people don't want to read your words. If you think that the words aren't worth filtering, then it's not worth getting upset about them being filtered either.
>>578878004>antifilter tards are delulutroon obsessedsshouldn't be a surprise to anyone tbph
queuer?
>He thinks we are upsetHow cute
we know mari
>>578878164>n-no xhe's a real femaledoesn't help your case against filtering being woman coded>>578878135>redditreasy also defending filterfagginglmaooo
>>578877223Thanks. This will catch on as people actually try the things I'm doing instead of shitposting about it. Once you know about it you can play the whole game from the beginning and see things at every location.
>>578878362>Overtly expresses disdain and the desire to remove the filter>"How did you know we were upset?"Really?
>one coop all daygames dead
>>578878135>clowning on trigger warnings means you're triggeredClassic leftoid cope
>>578878528it's honestly so embarrassing for them, it invalidates their whole everything because at the end of the day they'd throw a temper tantrum if they can't be seen like total toddler manchildren
>>578878528>the desire to remove the filternah just saying it's gay.
queued
They should implement a system so we can only see the good posts and bury the bad ones.Something like a point system, that can go up or down, and everyone can vote once on a post to add or remove 1 point.
@everyone so, about the /erg/ seamless coop session...
>>578878752>them, their, they'd, they>coping again that only your scapegoats would cringe at discord mod shit in the OP
>>578879156faggot and literal reddit, personal filters are ideal and without issue
>>578879275>missing the point this hardkeeeek
>>578879256genuinely can't even parse what your point was supposed to be here little buddy you're talking in assblasted again
>>578878640Trigger warnings are lame, because hearing the word "faggot" shouldn't trigger a PTSD response, and demanding that companies warn you about such language, is an undue amount of expectation put on them.Filters on the other hand, are all opt-in. Nobody demands you to put a filter on. And the reason for filtering isn't PTSD, it's just that you're annoying, and nobody wants to hear the noise you make.Two totally different situation.
>the discord fags are unironically suggesting 4chan should be like reddithahahahaha, glad I left this "general", thanks for the laughs. you won't be seeing my content again.
>>578875554>>578875859Only one can be true.
what about it? >>578879197
>>578879548see you monday
>>578877042even if we disregard the dsg schizo spam for a moment, not having to look at tranny ERP all day was such a breath of fresh air. don't have to complain when they do it anymore either, it's simply gone. can't see how someone could be against this unless they are TheFiltered™
>>578879548>muh discordProof?
>>578879690>Proof?yeah, scroll up
>>578879634who is gonna join? who is gonna stream (no commentary) it? I want some juicy content
>>578879275>>578879548I guess it was not sarcastic enough
>>578879548were you the guy that had the flutters profile picture in the first erg discord before the gay second one?
>>578879548cya in a few hours
>>578879415>i'm low iqyeah i figured>if you cringe at filterfaggotry it means you were the one being filtered>>578879426>i can't handle seeing this word, that's totally different from having triggersgreasy with the reading comprehension as usual
>>578879548Actually, the discorders are the ones upset about the filters. They're having a real tough time coping with the fact that people don't appreciate their antics.
>it’s greasy shilling filters and crying about “chuds” that settles it. what a joke of a poster. filtroons are in the wrong.
>>578879156I already put forward a take, and you said nothing in response >>578852918
>>578879197September 5th to give people time to think of builds and mess around with the Tarnished edition + it's on a weekend and it would be convenient for me to start then as wellSL90 or 125 I haven't decided and I want to test out the NG+ damage and see whether SL90 is too low or not.Ideally we could start at, say 4PM UTC, and have 3-4 hour sessions.
>>578879846You're the one failing comprehension. Name dropping won't save you from how dumb you look right now.
>>578879941Meant for this guy >>578879197
>>578879846but I was pro filters because it is funny seeing shitters get so mad you got it all wrong little buddy
>>578879739>>578879847>no consistency just schizoheadcanon about a scapegoatThought so.
I am now convinced that the average IQ in this gen is below 2 digits.
>>578880326only now? if it took you this long, bad news little buddy..
>>578880114>i'm pro reddit behavior because it upsets those nazi 4chudsi see
>>578880407Obviously I counted myself in it
We love reddit here
Everytime without fail creasy makes the thread schizos seethe with immense anger. How does he do it?
>>578879975Nigga you don't need a week to "mess around" with 3 armor sets and 3 weapons. This Sat/Sun after the Friday 28th makes more sense.
>>578879935Creasy and the woman/tranny*. If this doesn't make you rethink your stance you're beyond help.
>>578880085erm, that wasn't me I just finished reading our last thread>>578879975I believe SL90 is the better choice, just to make sure the bosses don't get obliterated by 4 moonveils hitting them at once
What are your hopes, ambitions and dreams for the new ER patch that comes with Tarnish edish?
>>578880708I'm testing out PCR's damage and health and I'm inclined to agree. I think we should do SL90.
>>578881076Does it matter? No one here plays elden shit pvp anymore
>>578881076Idus K***ht is already one of the most welcome additions they'll have made to the game. There's also going to be balance fixes, but it's folly to speculate on those before they're actually documented.
>>578879773'teazu said xhe'll try to streamxe's is also the host so feel free to @xhem for more info
>>578881076buff the shit spells
>>578881076I am gonna have fun and meet cool people in elden ring for switch 2! I am gonna get to play it outside on the hammock swing!
@shitezu - why are you c tier?
>>578881197This. Tardshit won’t change this shit is 4 years outdated sadly.
Imagine fighting the promised conslop Sharthan on the switch 2. That thing will run at 20 FPS max.
>>578881521kek
>>578881608kek
>>578881578kek
534 is troonpoo
Prolapsed Cuckold Rapedahn*
>>578881521tentative 8/10, boost to 9 or 10 depending on the effect upon the discourse
>>578881076you're not getting a patch, nigga. you will take your new meta starting class and handful of gear and then go right back to the miserable solved meta.
>>578881825Nah he won, it's pretty good.
>>578881521Filteredtrannies our response?
764 is terrdalit running defence for xher steam gf
buying tarnished edition and still picking bandit as the starter
went to play a new playthrough, havent played the game since the dlc dropped.Is the game just dead? No one is summoning me.
>>578881521>filtering the low quality dsgismsfair>filtering the names of the last remaining players of NRwhy
>>578881521KEKI'm the fly if that matters
>>578881521>>578881521Funny but dishonest because it isn’t just dsjeet terrcuck nonsense you’re filtering otherwise everyone would cheer
>>578881076'zuk coded post
>>578881903yeah it's the highest rated post of this season so far
>>578881984all the casuals who summon are all using the seamless coop now on pc. If you want the genuine experience in elden ring you need to play on console so people cant install cheats.
>>578881521>triggered enough to make thisCase in point
>>578882139>>578882252your assfucked reaction effectively boosted the rating of the comic already to a 9/10
>>578882227uh oh. redditard invader is about to throw a tizzy that he cant grief people just playing the game because the seamless coop mod literally fixed the game
>>578882326t. assfucked enough to make/like the drawing
>>578882385Dont bully our sisiters
>>578882408you're gonna get this mad over a ms paint 30 second doodle? and in public? I wanna let you know you're handing the victory over and you're even rolled submissive showing belly little buddy
>>578882385>coopsissies aren't the redditors, bad red man isFooling no one award
you're both redditors
>>578882712>damn my filterfag cope isn't working>i know, i'll draw the same cope in a comic to show how not mad i am
>>578859008this desu
>>578882326I literally said it was funny and agree with the base point it makes you’re just retarded and can’t read
>>578882002While filtering names does seem unnecessary, there is some sense to it. Most players don't announce themselves. Names come up in the thread, because an anon is talking about another player. And typically when that happens, the talk is catty antagonistic gossip. In the vast majority of cases, if you have a real statement to make, you can get the point across without name dropping.
>>578881521Kek. Now just make it wylder with dog executor in the background
>>578883297You mean this?
>>578883275"nice clutch, shifty" would get filteredshut the fuck up greaseboy
>>578883493Luckily that's not really something you would ever say.
>>578883538It's not impossible.Meanwhile "nice clutch, creasy" is complete science fiction.
>>578883493Before everyone was comfortable with name dropping, one might say "nice clutch Revenant". Trusting Shifty to be smart enough to know you're referring to him.
raise the bar
>>578883640Nice clutch Creasy! Looks like all those hours in the Boss Arena mod and listening to our advice and video guides on Artorias paid off! I'm so glad we live in the Good Timeline!
>>578883640>>578883493holy fuck you’re murdering that bitch on my doorstep take it easy
>>578882002let's not pretend the names on the filter list are always, without fail, surrounded by dogshit ERP or obnoxious shitposting. it's simply not worth looking at anymore.
>>578883275>you can't banter with aussie.gaolman, that's catty!did you ask him if he hates it?
I just realized my name is filtered :(
>>578882139I still wouldn't cheer shoving it into the OP, that part is pure ego stroking
gg that caligo took way less than expected to down despite having little fire damage on usI also got a devilkino relic out of this, noice
>>578881521lmao
>>578884054It makes sense to be in the OP post.
I was expecting either adel or libra gg.Also we got three dormant power from POI chests, it's always good to check on those on a mystery boss/missing map run
>>578883987It doesn't really matter what the person on the receiving end of banter feels about it. The only person's sensibilities who matters, is the person using the filter.If they want to see namedropping banter, then they can easily remove names from the filter list. it's not that hard. It will probably take them only a few minutes to scour the list for names.
>>578883876>no you don't understand these aren't just words online they are LITERALLY RAPING MEYou are literally a tumblrina.
>>578884203I didn't know about it, do they have an increased chance of spawning in mystery runs or what?
>>578884141No it doesn't. It's not in any other OP for a reason. If you think /erg/ is somehow exceptional in post quality you're obviously a tourist.
>>578884415It does though. It points to the unexpectedly deep lore we have.
>>578884271>You're raping me with your filter!
>>578884384Yeah the rate is extremely high from what i've seen:https://youtu.be/o1Q3bAywjOM
>>578884476don't do this to him.
>>578884640Is there a video from someone who isn't a whiney bitchboy?
>>578884806Curbstomped that spic shilling xher bf, well done.
>>578884640Why does he always sound like he's hulk smashing a cherry blue mx keyboard and his lungs are about to explode from how fast he's talking
>>578884550>trying to control what people can see and post is the same as calling this behavior cringe
>>578883297>>578883454>>578883713Excellent posts keep it up
>>578884251>i can't conceptualise banter on an underwater basket weaving forum so we must have a systematic blanket ban on any nameswho made you the sole standard maker for what's allowed or not
>>578884271>pretending swimming in shit is normalyou're a retarded thread polluter.
>>578881521bug wonned here
>>578885068>no no no it's not online words i am literally being physically assaulted by thistumblrina
>banterGrudge posting is not banter. You dont know what that word means, stop using it.
>>578884640tl;dr on this rambley uneditted faggoty 10 minute video: mystery map and mystery boss seeds have 2 chest orbs per medium level POI (camps, ruins, etc)so just mash open all corpses and chests you pass by as you normally should be doing anyway and check the iron chest rooms in ruins if they're on the way out/in
>>578885026Rare based post from trish. The thread arbiter behavior is the biggest reddit flag.
filtranny/nrg/duskg OP is obviously a deranged control freak we should all filter and block xhim
>>578885318what the fuck did you just call me
>>578885026cc should unblock you
>>578885698My bad the aryanime pic threw me off. Should've known from the content.
>>578885698He called you troontinche puto chingado de la mierda
>>578885698see >>578885196
>>578885698unblock trishtina
>>578885162>nooo you have to watch me spam my nonsensical dsgbabble every day you fucking chud!!!nah. you got raped and now you're crying like a little fag, this is my last reply to enjoy crying more over being filtered threadpest
I find him extremely annoying to watch too but I don't see anyone else talk about it sorry
>>578886112I don't post anything in the filter but keep coping, karen.
>all this drama just because dsgeelders make your clitty leaknrgers are so weak and lame...
>>578884975>You're forcing people to hide my words! You're oppressing me!
Thanks for confirming that dsgroids are the ones ruining the thread jamaltino
>>578885026>Your filters are systemic oppression!lmao
>>578885698Time to call you tt instead of cc, for trishtrish because honestly you're almost as cute as trish
>>578886602You lost.
how can a single dsger mindbreak an entire gennie this hard
>>578886456>i'm not a redditor i'm just trying to force my own arbitrary rules and permissions on everyone
>>578886945Nobody is forced to put the filter on. It's only a suggestion. They put it on, because they don't like you.
thousands of us 'beit
>>578887047>i'm not trying to force it i'm just hijacking the thread every time to put it at the top of the OP
>single rape victim and his filters vs a nonexistent general for a 15 year old franchiseit's kino
>>578887314>I MUST DO WHATEVER IS IN THE OP. I'M A SLAVE TO THE OP.ok...lol
>>578887314Just let him be bro unless you want to autistically create a thread the nanosecond we reach 750 posts like hes doing now
I dont use the filter but im glad it exists because the seethe it causes the threadshitters is funny.
>>578887929twin
>>578886931lil guy is going to spend the next 6 months crying about /erg/ excising him. The amount of weird things he'll try to be noticed by people that chose to filter him will astound you. It shouldn't by now, but it will. Guy eggs on his own suffering 24/7 then cries about it. Luckily we don't have to hear about it anymore.
the threadshitterr
Regarding the erg run:I could set my own weapon level to +25, though I'd like to keep it at +17/+18 during the run since we'll be at level 90 so that we could use the taunter's tongue to have constant invaders from here. I would rather have invaders so that there'd be someone with a brain to fight.
That's enough thread drama for one day. Let's get back to talking about the game shall we?
In Demon Souls, isn’t there a yellow blanket that is implied to have taken control of the player?
gg i forgot i had the anti godskin weapon
>>578887551>>578887781>okay yes i'm using the op to push my reddit agenda but stop calling it out
>>578888602It's a large robe. But yes. This yellow cloth creates a sort of madness/frenzy in the one who wears it.
>>578888602You mean the guy you fight in the yellow Chambers?
>>578888781omg...
gg no music caligo
>>578885026>>578885698you post the best images…
GG bugged ED Caligo.
God I love the sound metal armor makes when you walk around with it in DS1, why did they get rid of it in future games?
>>578888602>>578888781>>578888795So being parasitized by something is a recurring theme in these games? Be it cloth or slugs or rocks?
its going to be so funny when duskbloods flopsfuck normies, fuck nintendo and fuck the shittubers who dissed nightreign and now are kissing ass for duskbloods
>>578889290Miyazaki had a lot of soul that he’s shaven off over time. He’s too much of a winger to really identify and isolate what made his games good, sometimes. Shit like the scadutree fragments and the furnace golems convince me he’s actually a motherfucking retard. Unless he did it on purpose to piss people off. That’s also a very real possibility. I don’t actually think for a moment that he didn’t know exactly what he was doing with shit like the Bed of Chaos.
my honest thoughts of every from game that i have played-demons souls: pretty good but genuinely boring if you played dark souls 1 first-dark souls 1: kino, remaster: basically kino but kind of a demake in aspects-dark souls 2: kino, sotfs: basically kino but simultaneously better and worse in some aspects.-dark souls 3: strange game. it is kino but simultaneously kind of underwhelming in some aspects, bad at times, even. weapon arts suck for me personally. is it a good game? sure, 8.5/10. could've been more.-bloodborne: had potential but the frame drops on ps4 to like 20 fps and even 15 killed this for me. i could barely stomach the 30. what i did play of it was fine but i just feel like this game had so many roadblocks i just dont even care.-sekiro: i dont really count this as a souls title but ill be honest i found it boring. a solid 7/10. to me its just a boring action game and i fell off quick.-elden ring: 7/10, but the open world bogged this game down heavily. to the point that after 1 completion i never touched it again. not playing the dlc. not playing nightreign. over it. give me dark souls 4. or just a new ip, please.-duskbloods: N/A not getting a nintendo console to play this, lol.
>>578888935they post some pretty good images
>I don’t actually think for a moment that he didn’t know exactly what he was doing with shit like the Bed of ChaosMy goal as a future game developer is to make my players panic sprint to their immediate death fifty times in a row (plus the extra five minutes running back), and then say “sorry we were out of time ;(“ as a final fuck you
Scadus make sense to give the DLC progression even if you're a level 250 normie
My goal as a future (and quite hopeless) npc in a post apocalyptic America is to say something frustratingly vague and mysterious, then go “heh heh heh…” right at the end of it, whenever a youngster asks me something vital to their quest for survival This will be incredibly satisfying
>>578889760And yet it all falls apart when you consider their placements. Having them as boss reward would have made more sense. Cause I don't see any real progression when I'm horsing around collecting them.
>>578889402It’s a recurring theme, but it’s not a central core theme in all of them>>578888070>>578888281I noticed this too.
No one posting about the patch?
Slay Trump to get the Orange Tinted Soul
>>578888845>>578888602It was pretty much unheard of at the time. The game summoning another player to become a boss fight for another. Getting summoned was against your will. If you placed your summon sign down anywhere in the upper part of Latria, then there was a chance you would get summoned to play the boss. In the cutscene the old monk gives you his robe before dying. The robe wraps around your head in a vortex shape. And if you won the fight, you could keep the robe as a head piece.If the game can't find a player to summon, then it will summon an generic NPC. NPCs tended to be a lot easier than real players.>>578889402Everything is about parasites in Demon's Souls. "Soul arts" are parasitic. Taking the power from demons. Or more precisely "the old one". Progenitor to all demons.
Why aren’t people using glintstone to fashion artificial hearts for people with weak hearts :/You can literally transfer to another body and for some reason no one is taking advantage of this science/technology :/
>>578888286Why do you want invaders from here specifically instead of more traffic? Sounds like you just want to gank ergers on stream.
okay i wiped my lies of p save finally. now it's time to wait for lies of p 2. im a macbook gamer btw i cant even play dark souls 1 on this bitch.
>>578889962 A bit >>5788810761.17, it wasn't announced anywhere besides some fromsoftware post, probably why.
>>578890403What generation of macbook? I was able to play baldurs gate 3 on a m3 macbook air at 1080p, just had to lower the quality settings
>>578890179Everything being souls, and even humanity being a strange type of soul, is a theme in Dark Souls, too. Animism. Everything is alive (this is a theme in ER as well). I always found it funny how Izalith’s soul’s portfolio was based around life (Nito’s being death, Gwyn’s and the Pygmy’s representing gods and man), and yet Seath unlocked the secrets of life from souls on their own, which is apparently tied to life to begin with.Does this mean the Witch’s soul was the most redundant or useless? It certainly wasn’t the weakest. Her demonic life mutated out of control explosively, while Seath’s experiments on life are delicate and sophisticated. Seath’s soul shard might actually have been of a similar size to Nito’s and Izalith’s considering Gwyn’s was massive, and you see this in Seath’s lord soul shard being larger than the one Gwyn gifted to Seath. Clearly Seath got a bigger slice of the pie.
>>578890179Miyazaki said the old monk is still his favorite boss to this day due to how out of the ordinary it is.
>>578890939and you see this in Seath’s lord soul shard being larger than the one Gwyn gifted to the Four Kings* rather
>>578881076I thought this was a massive tarantula from the thumbnail>>578881521>you would advocated
>>578888602You mean the Old Monk fight? The yellow turban is implied to be the demon behind the atrocities in Latria, controlling the old king and then changing bodies to become the invader. So it would be more accurate to say that you play as the demon, and not it taking over you.
>>578891262Fixed>I thought this was a massive tarantula from the thumbnailMe too. It was spooky.
>>578890305This is actually something that is glossed over way too much, since glintstone immortality seems to sidestep the conditional nature of the Erdtree completely, or doesn’t rely on Marika’s capricious religious laws. Might be why it was banned, since it would conflict with Radagon’s culture. Why worship a tree for Grace when you can just swap bodies scientifically?
>>578890394If it's anything like meta dried fingers then it's going to get drowned by outsiders while ergies are forced to sit in the cuck chair and while also being unlikely to get an invasion.
>>578890606>>578889962What patch dude
>>578891362>So it would be more accurate to say that you play as the demon, and not it taking over you.Well, yes, but the point is that your character in-setting has been taken over, which is irrelevant and indistinguishable from you - the player’s - perspective, since you’re already playing them / controlling them as a point of the game, to begin with. This is why it’s funny to me.
I never actually noticed that Willem is also using the Milkweed rune and is absolutely coked out on it (the game’s text implies he overdosed and died on it or something)
my little ergie tummy hurts from my spicy chicken dinner last night
>>578891571elden ring xitter announced a balance patch (tmrw iirc)
>>578891486I just tested it and SL90/+18 is dead on seamless.
>>578887416>>578886931>>578886212making it too obvious this angle is a dud even though he’s still dumb
Another victory to the filterchads it looks like
anti rape mantras deployed
>>578891956Small bugfixes and nothing else
Thanks for the carry Trishtina
>>578893150stfu faggot
>>578891571https://x.com/fromsoftware_pr/status/2092597980625072343>We will be performing server maintenance for 'ELDEN RING' tomorrow, August 27th (Thursday), from approximately 4 PM to 7 PM. We will also be releasing an update file to support the "Tarnished Pack," adjust game balance, and fix bugs.>Online services will be unavailable during maintenance.>*Offline gameplay will still be possible during maintenance.>We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your understanding.13 hours and 40 minutes from now if we assume 7 PM tokyo time
>>578893139they said balance changes and bug fixed tho
>>578891995curbstomped the dsjeet looking to gank specific people
elden sisters our time is at hand
i think around rl90 the upgrade levels will be a little higher if not already max right
>>578889290it was the kind of detail that made me adore that game so long ago it's genuinely a little heartbreaking that they don't care like that anymore
>>578891863who has called you cute to your actual face? like without laughing?
>>578893701Thats a mistranslation, they're not gonna suddenly start rebalancing the game after 2 fucking years of dead silence
>>578891426
>>578894460oof this one is gonna make him pull out the vpn and mobile phone for mass samefagging
just pooped myself
>>578894419plenty blokes
>>578894630Why
>>578892078terrcuck added to the filterraped list I see
belan terrshowitz
>>578892078Yes it is too obvious that those things they described are happening
1\3
>>578894630>>578895002I don’t believe you
>>578895349And other things thefiltered tell themselves.
>>578894460>OP: "Quietly puts the filter list in the OP">You: *Non-stop bitching*That's what it distills down to.
>improved invisibility sorceryWat dat mean? It applies to dutchess ult right?
So will we have an fc tomorrow to celebrate?
fc at 'tiffy
>>578895910"Quietly" doing some rather heavy lifting here
>>578896217yes you gain an extra 1 second duration on her ult
>>578896440Sure.
>>578896217>Wat dat meanStuff like Night Comet or night shard>It applies to dutchess ult right?You can test it yourself in the sparring grounds.
>>578891426>filter chad draws his own OC comic>perfectly illustrates the threadshitter's inane logic>>578894460>threadshitter, utterly destroyed, copy pastes a tired and well worn out meme>unintentionally illustrates his own lack of creativity and self awarenessabsolutely brilliant
starting an elden ring pvp clan
>creasy self-glazing in third personSo lame
>>578896217its a spell school. night shard, night comet, night ambush, i think maidens mist too but cold be wrng on that
i am glad creasy wasn't around back at the start of DoN, he would've been as bad as dingle
>>578893872we're prepared
>>578897703shut up spammer
quyeue status?
>>578899160>threadshitter, utterly destroyedhaha
>>578898848>18 minute outland commander
>>578899242good bitch keep replying
>>578899587melty lol
>Idus Knight Milady starts with impaling thrustkino
gg freshly roasted bugs good stuff all round
>>578899856we are posting in your melty sis
>>578897703>filtercuck goes out of his way to rehash his cope in an OC>threadchad effortlessly points out his mental illness with a classic meme
>>578899975>ACK-chually
gg 3bugsfelt like I was funneling damage to shifty that whole game
>>578898848>fat retard raiders defending their shittery with essaysYou can't convince me creasy and dingle aren't the same person.
gg animus. My connection has been acting strange for the last 24 hours. Did you guys notice anything on your end? To me, most of the player and enemy actions are normal, but sometimes there is a delay before they die, a delay when I pick up orb powers, and a delay after the match ends, it lingers on a black screen. The disconnection at the start of the match was likely caused by connection weirdness. I don't know what's going on. It's like my connection throttles and unthrottles back and forth every minute. Except there is no sign of a poor connection.>>578900072I wanted the fire spear for my spear build.
sign is down
>>578900216Oh I thought you were trying to give me the fire hammer because I had no fire damage weapons. The spear had TDBDN on it too which I like to have in the bug fight
>>578900640Fair enough, that's a good passive to hold onto. I was trading the hammer to replace fire with fire. I wasn't sure if you needed it or not, but I think great hammers pair with great axes
look at creasy spinning in celebration of our victory>>578900216you were crazy laggy>>578900072my giantsflame build is my highest dps one, i can usually reach 6k a cast if I do some gaols
CreasyDuck
>>578901307
i love you filterfag but this place is clearly beyond saving and you'll just end up more disappointed if you keep trying, don't forget where you are and just close the tab when things get stupid.
>>578900837It's specifically the pickaxe(greathammer) that powerstances with greataxes
i love you terr but this place is clearly beyond saving and you'll just end up more disappointed if you keep trying, don't forget where you are and just close the tab when things get stupid.
>people could tell respecs were useless weeks into depths>they didn't get buffed, or given any support in any way for the entirety of the game's lifebut why
>>578901307>>578901486
>>578896891jej>>578899407sexy
erm...
geg
erg boy bulge
yeah I'm sharpening my machete
>>578901513Said everyone ever>>578901974said no one but xherself
sharpening my jeemore
well good luck adel, been trying to reconnect back but no luck so far.
>i love you terrUttered nary a soul in existence
i love you terr
>>578904340Factual.
we cant let jeebloods fail and let sony act all smug about it
don't worry sis the beta was huge
>>578901174lol that webm is nuts. From my perspective, I was just standing there, when Dust suddnely comes over and starts gargling my dicks.>>578903808Sorry you couldn't make it. We beat ED Adel. But it was strange because his healthbar wouldn't go down for a while. At least, not visually. It showed the temporary decrease as we did damage, but it would refill back to full. Then, randomly, it stopped doing that.I'm going to take a break from queue for a bit, because my connection is acting way too strange, and I don't know what to do about it. But it's too risky to play right now.
terr winning is a natural cause at this point
>>578905587what happened he's making a lot of threads today?
shit ass dead ass general can't even make any motion for a new patch for elden ring...
>>578902024Faith Duchess isn't worthless. >Recluse tier MND>You lose 3 INT but gain 12 FTH and become mini-Recluse but with scammed dodges and solid melee specsNo reason not to use it if you can fit it into a slopper build
I've yet to see this ERP people talk so much about
terrd losing is a natural cause at this point
>>578905676raped by creasejeet of all people.
>>578905682what patch
>>578906513
You need receipts for everything nowadayshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/578422918/#578509562
uh oh stinky
>>578906297>>578906163>>578904340many feel this way
>>578906656That's because the discord is mostly shitlib retards who love to pretend they never did anything. When you post proof they immediately pivot to some gay faggot shit like "why do you care" or "it's a good thing" or whatever else.
>>578906297Getting raped by yourself is a new one for him.
>>578906985"It isn't happening because I'm not being an overt faggot in the thread 24/7"
>pirate lies of p>kinda wanna do boss rush>lose motivation knowing it won't show up in steam achievements>despite being in offline mode for years to ghost my old discordwwyd
>supposed balance patch dropping tomorrowWill Elden Ring be saved?
>>578907396Yeah whatever cringe delusions they can spew so as to not hold any accountability for their hideous behaviour.
>>578907460Never with how inherently spammy this game is.
>>578907446Can you please pay for it?
>>578906656what am i supposed to see
>>578905732>if i close my eyes i don't see it
>>578907460Anything that helps put redcels in their place
>>578907743Redcels are so fragile>watch random Elden Ring pvp Youtube video>guys opponent lightrolls>Redcel goes on a 30 minute tirade about how overpowered lightrolling is
>>578907669Mentally ill guy says gg horse over and over again as a signal because he's a brony.
>>578905732*kisses your cock because you carried*
yes i lightroll yes i play on wifi
Redkeks will call light rolling OP but ignore the fact that you have to give up poise and damage negation for it
>>578907828>cooptroons so scared of reds they make an entire mod to avoid themsorry but you'll never live this down.
good times
>>578908296poise and damage negation doesn't matter when you're a laggy faggot who has a high enough roll distance to never get caught by anything, assuming you have half a braincell and don't just panic roll predictably. this is made especially bad when they use offhand animation cancel tricks to perform inputs out of rolls way faster. you're DUMB.
>>578905732https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576380907/#q576393251https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562377161/#q562428704https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565681121/#q565717703https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/-EUcFNX9Wl42Vb9wkYegIg/Let's not lie to ourselves here
>>578908438You sound like an antifilterfag too>nooo you have to pay attention to me you can’t just ignore my existence
>>578908618>4 instances spread over a yearclose the tab. go outside.
>>578908608okay buddy go cry about kevin and his overleveled phantom raping you again
>>578908861>ok it did happen chud but it wasn't that badWonder how long it will take you to say it was actually a good thing, you trannies seem to love doing that
>>578908618God forbid a girl get a little horny
>>578908438It's the same reason I use mosquito netting, so I don't have to deal with pests. It would be very easy to just swat them, but it gets annoying after a while.
>>578908932even doe nobody's talking about kevins and you're just deflecting because you got #exposed for not knowing what you were talking about. for shame, lil bwo.
>>578908618>>578906656>>578906985>>578909203raped and gaped that disingenuous threadpest nice job keep your head high king
>>578908608>poise and damage negation doesn't matter when you're a laggy faggot who has a high enough roll distance to never get caught by anything, assuming you have half a braincell and don't just panic roll predictably. this is made especially bad when they use offhand animation cancel tricks to perform inputs out of rolls way faster. you're DUMB.
Memezaki can give hostcels all the advantages in the world and they'll still piss their pants and eat shit and cry about it.>>578908752>beta male filtersissyIt fits together seamlessly. Get it
>>578908618What a slutty benchod!
>NOOOOOOOO POISE AND NEGATION LITERALLY DON'T MATTER AND LIGHT ROLLING IS OP>wh-why don't I run around naked then?>BECAUSE IT'S OP WHY DON'T YOU GET IT
>>578909203>smelly moid can't grasp ratelike potery
>>578909529>>578909647nobody says this or looks like this
i freaking love negation
>>578909319>pfff i'm way better at the game than those red noobs, that's why i need coop and a modded client that blocks reds
>>578910247Good enough to end a youtube career.
>>578907814Exclusively built for Wylder btw
>>578907814I love using the slam moves...
>>578909953>>578910525Weird non-canon cope art of theheolstor'd
>>578910289Shut up eric I know where you live I'm coming to find you eric
gg erg girls
>>578874693>>578872220I just copy paste the previous thread I don’t read any of that
>>578910879k lol
>>578909659>proves the pointI rest my case
>>578910289QRD
>>578905732While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot.
greasejeet is one of our resident anti-invasion cucks by the way. That's the kind of person you are dealing with online when you hear how invasions are literally Hitler.
>>578906969>>578907814>>578909953>>578910525Damn some delightful wyldpartners right here
>>578911370Anon ruined a youtube channel
>>578911512>>578907951what the- Jannies!!!
>>578910247Redtrannies are suicidal, we're just saving them.
gg balancers
Nightreign wasnt very good
>>578911512Both of those posts are quotes from the movie True Grit
>>578911838>>578911950
>>578911926>>578910964gg thanks for the cool drops desu
>>578911926so cool...
>no saar sense KEK!
>>578877042terrjeeta bros this is going to haunt us forever…
>>578858113gzayymn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DPoM2yfyBoAny other information re: the new weapon(s)? Scaling?
>>578911925
>>578912794gyat
>>578911925>bluekek too afraid to pvp without a 4-1 advantagelunchtime rowdy behavior
>>578912794I look like this
>>578907460It doesn't need saving. Even at its most degenerate, Elden Ring doesn't come close to the AIDS that was late stage DS3. The worst things I have to say about Elden Ring are that multiplicative modifiers are silly (which can be both good and bad) and hyper armor is too strong. There are far worse fates than this.
>>578911518It's funny how consistently these cuck qualities coincide with each other. Reddit is truly a personality type.
>>578912964what was wrong with ds3 outside the exploits?
>>578913213kek
>>578912794oh no where is she gonna "examine" torrent
>>578913213whom?
>>578913213>hicklibkek'ed
>>578913178https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PkfrDQNi3rU>outside the exploitsThe fact that exploits even have to be mentioned is a strike against DS3's meta.
Yes bandai namco I would love to buy a shirt that says nothing but limgrave in a football font
>>578913213>Boys always watching the most loli anime avatars instead of adult looking avatars with big boobsI'm nooooticing
>>578913498Zamn the average ER player (male) looks like THAT?
>>578913213no... not sane...streaming ruined him, so it's fine
>>578913518I only watch big boobie tubers
>>578913518a cups always wins
>>578913681Being a leftist faggot with a heccin poc gf did that actually. Signs were there.
>>578913518No, it's booba tubers dont play NR. Or the tubers themselves are chestlets, so they have a model that reflects that.
>>578913352leave it to a transgender paki to lump in all the kino with bowglitch
booberr
Why do you guys care about this shit so muchWhat does it have to do with elden ring
can anyone post artwork of Recluse or Marika's breasts
Who the hell is eric
>had to use exploits/glitches in an argument of balance
>>578913518i prefer big boobs desu but i dont discriminate
>>578913518Everyone loves a DFC whether they admit or not. Simple as.
>>578913498What a hot badass the dsjeet wishes xhe could look like this>>578912794Wtf
>>578914508I licked a girls dfc once and she shivered like crazy
>>578914271Stop asking questions before *he* notices…
>>578914271The name the lolcow calls us when we trigger him.
>>578914271Eric is DOSpic's real name? This post seemed to trigger him.
>>578914760kek
>>578913498I don't like that but it's still a step above the usual graphic teeslop publishers are usually putting out
>>578909460>even doeCurious
>>578907594>>578907446Everyone should pay for it honestly the devs deserve that much
>>578914760>>578914508I sure am glad urban dictionary exists
somebody give me red bear claws on the new toon im gonna make
>>578913518I can see the swell of her honkers behind her hands.
>>578914932kek sent him back to /v/ again to make seethe threads again.
>>578914557I'm singling out your reply because I think it's so stupid and annoying and makes zero sense please never reply to me again
>>578914932got his ass here
>>578915275why is he like this abc
>>578916035Its a picture from the dlc you'll get there just keep playing.
>>578916150i see anakin and obi-wan
>>578916358Its the Scadutree, you'll see it when you get to the dlc.
>>578916150i see a tazer on bottom left
>>578916480Proof?
>>578916150Hey I see the koolaid man
>>578916150>>578915275DOSaar...
>>578916150>>578916480are you ai
>>578916150>discord triggeredkeep it up you got the duo spamming you
>>578916801what duo?
>>578916695This rattled him. He's samefaggig his own schizopost.
>>578916749yes i am
>>578916942okay can you give me a recipe for chicken cordon bleu
>>578916749No, I'm just playing elden ring after figuring out about the ARG. >>578916801Oh well, they can go make seethe threads on /v/ lol.
Ohhh... Elden Ring
>>578916801They mysteriously stopped for some reason.
>>578917083Prove you aren’t Ai by giving me a recipe for Beef Bourgogne
>>578917083no? but you said you were ai here >>578916942im getting mixed signals from this famalam
is there a shitposting duo now?
>>578917517dantev and terrarian, they always post together and think no one notices.
I am not dantev
>>578915045it's common terminology. the spamming tranny appropriated it.
>>578917198what was the narrator’s problem?
>>578917779It is from their sharty website. Anons call them poopdicks because they are from sharty.
>>578917797just a little inspired fervour
>>578917797man just wanted succour
damn 77 poise on the fat roll starting class
kek dosjeeta getting that ass beat
>>578918093He already ran back to /v/ to cry about us being mean to him.
from my point of view it is the dos who is evil
>>578917897Erm, can I get the non-ESL version of what you just said.
>>578918204chest ruins the look
>>578918382The lolcow is from a website called sharty and people call them poopdicks because they have gay related immune deficiency syndrome.
>>578918093True he just keeps proving to be our punching bag
DOS is so weird
what does dos means
>>578918829dsg obsessed schizo, the one losing sleep over yuhposts
>>578918807>>578918829Don't trigger the cord plz
>>578918204lol birds
>>578915360Shut up dsjeet too obviosun
Is nightreign dead?
>>578919123yes
>>578919123nyo
>>578918829Devil obsessed schizo.
>>578918204ugly faggot like you irl
>>578918204Please stop doing this to him you made your point a year ago. Victory laps stop having meaning if you keep doing them.
>>578919192>>578919163I used to be able to hop on and get a queue within like 10-20mins at the worst, and frequently get instant queue pops. Now most of the time i try erg it usually ends in me waiting 30+ mins and/or just giving up
>>578919325>>578918093Curbstomped that maggot and made him cry well done keep it up
>>578918473>>578917897no man that’s not why it’s because of his… nevermind
>>578915235>>578913754>>578911613you look like that
gg hors
>>578917797It’s called being a hack, chud. It’s his speciality.
>>578915235uoh
>>578919992there are no games going on right now
>>578919992gg horsenice cancel
>>578920603fake
>>578918204>Being so obsessed with another user, that you continuously check if he's posted on other boards, in order to gauge his current moodI can't even begin to image the level of mania this requires.
>>578920701Nice
>>578918204Shut it tinpi
>>578919956
>>578920701Got his maggot ass
>>578920859me on the right
A FROM executive has informed YOU that YOU are in charge of 1 (one) balance change before the Tarnished Edition drops. What change are you making?
>>578921713i'm making patas longer
dead password and awful thread to go with it. so glad neets are getting priced out of duskbloods
>>5789217136 player max
>>578921713remove all armor passives
>>578921713i buff all rancors
>>578921713Remove most stat buffs from gear. Some of that stuff gives you 8 points of stats for a headpiece it is dumb.
>>578859008>>578883165Making monster babies with these 2 Recluse anons
>fextra's new interfaceSoulless. They removed likes and dislikes too.
>>578921713Remove passive poise
>>578922364>passive poiseThat still exists in ER? Highest poise + bulllgoats surely
>>578922139My hate for fextrashit continues to grow
>>578909953my little book
>>578922781kek
>>578881076Remove passive poise>>578922438Yeah
The souls formula is outdated. We need an open world GTA-styled game where you conquer everyone and become the Lord of the Elden Flame or whatever.
>>578923697a sandbox mmo with airdashes
I want ER 2 before any From game
>>578921713Anti Magic Field is back, and also affects weapon arts.
>>578923886so true sis
ds3 faggot
ds3 straight
>Nightreign is a co-op game>Thematically blue>Duskbloods is a PvP game>Thematically red.Whoa...
>>578924564poetry
>>578924564so epic
I will be surprised if Duskbloods doesn't fail. Not because it's on a Nintendo console. But because I don't think that most Souls players are in it for the PvP. With Nightreign, you can convince a lot of people to still play it, despite the lack of exploration. But with Duskbloods, if you're the fan isn't already into PvP, then you're going to find it super difficult to convince him.I predict Duskbloods will have an ok opening, as people are curious to try the new game out, but it's going to fall off quickly. It will become a niche portion of the Souls fandom, who swear up and down that the game is great. And nobody can really argue with them, since nobody has played it.
>>578920859>>578919325
>>578921713reduce all player damage in pvp by half
>>578924564>ER is thematically Gold (co-op/sunbro)>Souls is thematically black/white (Host/white summon - body/soul form)
>>578925824normies love l2ing with the bros, elden ring pvp was pretty big outside the regular souls scenewill they buy a whole nintendo for a game though idk. cnt had good reception from the masses
>>578925918>>578926248>>578893431
>>578923697Such a strange thing to say>>578924257Such a true thing to say
gg hothorseelf saved my 500k runes with demon plating on the last circle there, almost got killed by a night tide item
>>578926912Nice fulg bullying session
tendies lost
we're the bloody fingerspvpers of the realm
>>578926826L2's are fun, just overtuned
Tentimmies own you
>>578913498The only saving grace of this rancid dogshit is making me imagine a funny AU where the cast is in college
>>578914557>hot badass he looks like an impoverished polish twink who regularly gets fucked in the ass
*Tensaars
>>578927201they must be overtuned in order to be awesome and fun and auraful
>>578927730Oddly specific fantasy to share with the thread
queueueuers?
>>578927868I just got off. who dis
>>578928001walmart practice
>>578928086tinpotina?
im gonna q and if i dont pull the instant 3/3 im gonna go do something else
>>578928150nah im a nobody
>>578927821lgbt general buddy
>>578928925L-otusG-UMBUSB-elanT-err
terrgawderino
terrcuckjeetarino*
terrking*
You guys are so fucking raped it's insane. This is by far the lowest point in /vg/ fromsoft history. No contest at all. Thank fucking GOD Duskbloods has a competitive element which will prevent the sma ekind of groomertroon circlejerks from taking root going forwards.
>>578930558Just let him spam, this is preventing a school shooting.
will lilfaggy and parkenharlot be playing bluds
>>578924564Kino resemblance
terrslave*
>>578930558raped melty
While this place is certainly filled with TheRaped I don't think anyone is quite as mass raped as drugggie-tard.
Anyone queuing?
>>578930861>melty>rapedAnon, how could I be raped here? I'm bored with Nightreign, hype for Duskbloods and going into this insane Sept/Oct gaming GLUT where I have basically too many coolass games to play.I'm basking in smugly knowing the whole time that you guys were unstoppably gay niggers. I'm vindicated in shitting on you. I'm as far from "raped" or "melty" as can be my little troonergroomer
>>578931203>>578931098what's the difference?
dare i say kino
>>578931203>>578930558Shut up
gg big dinoI wanted the dnaf with charge attacks there for the ruins greatsword charge attack effect and I couldn't hear your prattling pate because I had youtube on in the background lol
>>578930927yes but im zeblocked
>>578931495Nah, fuck you worthless fucking dickless niggers. I clocked this shit over a year ago.
gg del. glad everyone got the message to finish the dragon fight before I went to take care of caligo.
>>578930681most mexican post award
>>578931569I don't care shut up
You are here trauma-dumping about how raped and bullied you were, to be fair
>>578931524sorry dude im so clueless with that shit, it wasnt out of malice but ignorance lol
>>578928925False we’re straight here (most of us)>>578930095>>578930551Be silent shitter
>>578914760Out of pleasure or fear?
>>578931714Argentinian actually but thanks
drugyterr
>>578930681most aryan post award
>>578931806its fine we had plenty of damage
>>578930874dos saar is the most mindraped, druggie is second and greasyjeet is third
>>578904667>>578905001>>578905587>mantra of the raped
>>578909728i look like that>>578917779it’s not
kek
>>578931807No he's right this is a lgbt generalLots of tgirls, gays, theyfabs, not as straight/cis as you think
>>578931738Nah, you replied so you do care. If only any of you had listened. Maybe not been quite so fucking gay and retarded. Maybe things would be different.
>>578931807>>578931990terr is the winner you're the loser
3/9
>>578931203>continues meltykino
>>578931881nice try jjkuck
fulghizzy
>>578932463>>578931990
>>578931807>>578931990You are the winner, continue your work threadkeeper
>>578931908That guy is so raped he keeps running back to /v/ when we make fun of him.
>>578932773Not surprising after the false flag your image is referencing. You guys will never let him live that down.
episode 736942 of dos saar pretending not to know that he is dos
All the clowns are here in the circus
>>578932960I think it is another victory lap thing. Happens every time the lolcow tries to get uppity.
>>578931908>>578932773I'm convinced you guys are not talking about a real person and you just keep schizo posting about nothing
>>578932773>>578932902>>578933046DOSjeeta...
>>578933567Thats neat!
all the gods are here on olympus
>>578933567its okay to be new lil anon *pats your head* just ask if you dont know
>>578933630Yeah we all know about his tulpa he brings it up a lot. >>578932773You gave us 10 minutes of peace while they were panicking.
you want to queue
>>578933567Would it be less or more pathetic if they were obsessed with a real person and stalking him on other boards
>>578931524>>578931806nice early loretta. absolutely lockedTook about as much time as it would have taken for us to kill the cursed camp golem
>>578933784h-hewo dewe!!
>>578933865kys steamclique pedotroon
>>578933865you dont look like that
>>578933865be quiet sissy
>>578933865good job cutie
>>578933751I’ve looked over everything and I’m still convinced you’re making shit up
>>578934476You are just desperate for attention. Same thing we talked about earlier how that guy takes attention away from the cord so they hate him. This isn't new you aren't new stop doing this.
>>578917572>>578918204>>578932773>>578932902>>578933756this shook him up badly keep it up in the future
>>578933865>>578931616I love these
>>578934698Don't do this to him he is going to make some really weird threads if you upset him too much.
>>578921713Increase the poise damage of the R2s of Martial Arts and Warhawk's talon, and Raptor's Talons so they always break passive poise. It's just annoying to have cool mid tier weapons become useless against anyone with metaslop armor.
you can stop replying to yourself now dos im getting second hand embarresment
>>578935392Anons sent him back to /v/ hours ago. All the cryptic jokes making fun of his past upset him too much.
>>578935098raptors talons r2s don't need a single buff man, wtf are you smoking. pick any other claws (not of night) to buff.
DOS isn't real stop bringing him up
We still having melties of varying degrees?
anyone know how to use a trainer for elding without getting banned?is it just launch the game offline and keep it that way until i'm done?i just want to force my way through with unlimited hp and finally beat the goddamn game
>>578934040meet me in queensland mate you'll regret giving it heaps
>>578907396>>578907547>cooldown
>>578934818kind of weird that keeps happening to him though just very strange
>>578935837>tranime poster is a fellow strayanVery disappointed mate
>>578919504The game is done and only going to get worse with no content sadly.That’s the consequence of the main draw being multiplayer. Just try to squeeze in whatever you can.
1/3
>>578935959Not weird when you know the history. Lets just say the guy is going to try and get attention any way he can even if he has to humiliation ritual himself.
>>578935476>being against buffs that only negatively affect players with poiseblob armorKill yourself.
How well does the new steel armour go with the bucket helm? This is important.
Ohhhhhh Tarnished Pack
>>578936383Not great. It is fat but flowing and round the helm is very angled.
>>578936443How disappointing. Thank you.
>>578936254fuck no, nigga. i'd really prefer that the busted fucking raptor talons with its R2 true combo damage nuke has a real counter. pick a weapon that isn't already meta to buff. and yes, it's a meta weapon. it's not mid-tier. it'd be mid-tier without the true combos or the nasty damage output, but we live in a cruel world.
honestly was gonna rage if it was ed because ive done that fight like 3 times in the past 24 hrs lmfao gg
>>578934476I've seen the name Eric uttered on /v/ but I can't imagine caring this much about some faggot on 4chan.
I'm going to start a new character while I'm casually rewatching a course on IT.Which idea should I go for?John Ring: Claymore and Elite Knight set.Elden John: Straight Sword and Shield with Elite Knight set.Dark Knight: Zweihander and heavy armor with Destined Death incantations eventually (not too different from John Ring, but I've been sitting on both of those characters for a bit)Dragon Knight: Great Axe and Halberd with Dragon and Fire incantations.Scholar: Sorceries and Incantations with spear/rapierArcanist: glintblade/carian sorceries, and magical weapon buffs with a straight sword.
>>578937292giant dad
>>578937292>Arcanist>not actually leveling ArcaneMake a bubble build, you fucking coward.
So many strayans in erg
>>578937761g'day cunt
i'm american
>>578938075but are you a real american?fight for the rights of every man?
>>578938075howdy cunt
new>>578938576>>578938576>>578938576
>>578908618https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/577712095/#577721497Add another one for the archive.
>>578937761There’s one at best the rest are larping>>578938219Wrong
>>578860069>>578859851>>578860525>>578862409shut up cuck
>>578938605Fucking stop already
>>578868908Raped him so good he came running back for more expert work
>>578936521kek
