Old Time Battles Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>578466723
shadowbaby
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarvesAlfira and many other npcs would make good companionsThe only sluts in the party are Minthara and Halsin
Was I sweet once?
>>578866260You are born of murder, the very essence of that which takes life. You have power, if you wish it.
>>578862787>he still thinks Divinity is real
>>578865773i owe this frog sex
>same, but better somehow
I ain't no damn furry, that's for damn sure.
Maybe it's my Durge bias talking here but I genuinely don't give a fuck about Alfira. Her writing is far too saccharine, like the writers were thinking of that "Beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world" onion article while writing her. The voice actress also frankly did a pretty piss poor job, with her singing sounding like something out of a Disney channel show or something.
>>578871596durgecels be seething about 'firachads
>>578871596astroturfed by big bard
love cute froglove cute drow
>>578871596she should have been romanceable if you (or someone else) kills lakrissa
>>578871596bhaalspawnhands typed this
>>578872515Sexing Alfira or Bex after killing their partners wouldn't be very wholesome.
is racism alive and well in faerun?
Partaking in a secret nightfall ritual with Lady Shadowheart!
>>578874976but i bet it would feel good tho
Ugh. The scraps of a Nightfall feast.
>>578878939A lot of good food
>>578871596
>>578880682Finally, some good fucking supplies.
>>578887219cute frog
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
What's the better Blood Hunter mod, the one on mod.io or the one on nexus?
>>578892389Sick fuck.
>>578892389well is it Lae'zel or Shadowheart
>>578900539its astarion
Intestines throb. Blood whispers.
Sorcerer: *squealing like a little girl and hugging the headmaster*Wizard: *balding, under immense psychological strain* I did it. Me. Alone. Nobody helped me. I earned this.Warlock: Yeah, I skipped the entrance exam. My dad told me it was fine.
Father! Are you watching?!
>>578902091i'm going with wizard on this one
>homebrew an entire subrace of lolth apostates>the only lolth apostate in the game is classified as lolth-sworn>two other apostates are implied to be seldarines who have never been to the underdark what a mess. couldn't they just add an allegiance section in the character creation instead of making it race based?
>>578903810That’s not Lae’zel, but she is a respectable choice.
>>578900539They're just along for the ride.
I love me gran
Minsc, Dorn and a literal who?
>>578904131Drow were originally supposed to be just an elf subrace but they figured the lolth or not divide was better done by making that a subrace instead.
>>578905396Don't remember Dorn being so...vivacious.
>>578905567>elves would have 10 million more picks than second place if drow was just a subracegood lordalso unrelated but it's surprising to see humans so high given how often people complain about them being "boring"
>>578906157Imagine if the entire world consisted of pure Elves and humans.
>>578905396Can't wait for BG2 remake and see plenty of Minsc x Dorn porn fanarts.
>>578906689
>>578906793 BG2 men >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Light years >>>>>>>> BG3 menKeldorn, Dorn, Minsc, Sarevok... All hotties. Meanwhile BG3 men are 100% onions milk
>>578907186bg3 has durge
Imagine the shock of BG3fags finding Halsin "hot" meanwhile BG2 has Keldorn
>>578906634There would be a country made up of half-elves
>>578904518well congratulations on your marriage to Astarion
go be gay somewhere else
>>578908804Go be a transbian somewhere else
>if effortless mogging was a person
The only thing I don't like Keldorn he would try to kill Minthara and Shadowheart.
>>578910602>MintharaYes.>ShadowheartHe is smart as fuck, he would notice she is brainwashed. Shadowheart is terrible at lying.
>nice guild hall you got here>be a shame if someone were to fill it with rabbits
>>578909705fag
your namefag is going insane in /crpg/ can you guys take him back please
>>578918238beautiful useful elf
>>578918238is there christmas in dnd? even if there's not, i wish there was fanart of shadowheart in christmas outfits
>>578920579>is there christmas in dndI suppose so, Earth exists.
>>578920579
>>578919136We have our hands full with a parasite that spams worthless off-topic garbage about Larian's Next Game here. If we assume that roughly half of these off-topic shitposts include that term, that would be almost a hundred shitposts in the last thread alone.>>578892389Name three things you like about her that are non-physical.
Divinity news in 4 months>>578921051Autist
>Divinity news in 4 monthsNew cope just dropped.
I just want to see the divinity origins
>>578923012>>578923125>>578923213>Divinity will not come out in your lifetime
>>578919136We have our hands full with the autistic sperg hall monitor obsessed with parasites.
>>578923791It’s ok. It’ll probably be shit, anyway.
>>578923012>>578923125>>578923213>>578923791And here comes the retaliatory spam because someone dared to call it out. I guess the "break" (>>578784421) only lasted less than a day.
>>578924153That it will not be, my dear faggot.
>>578924209Thank you for posting beauty, anon.
>>578924209divinity
>>578924209Divinity.
Divinity.
>new dnd gamelooks pretty cool
binding nightsong to myself and then raping my own arse with the spear of night at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph
>>578928220funnier if gale is missing a hand
>>578924791But I haven't posted anything beautiful yet. That changes now. I've always thought the burn scars were underappreciated.
Good night
>>578934234>>578943212cute mommy
>>578939339why does her model have those weird black lines on her hands?
>>578921051What is it about beauty that scares you so much?
I wonder what the CHADS here think about this tier list?
>>578960063Kagha doesn't really do anything special so I might move her down one.I would move Malus up one since his whole scene is so cool and he does have the unique mechanic of necromancy.Also don't forget Aylin and her Moon Sliver crew. I think that's one of the best fights in the game, mostly because it's arguably the hardest.
>>578952407Apparently the half-elf female body type has that, could be a glitch or something.
>>578960349There's nothing interesting about Aylin fight, you just focus her down while trying to avoid dying to her ridiculous angels or whatever.
is there a mod that adds some more animations on attacks? I'm tired of seeing the same exact sword strike every time
>>578960063If your tier list doesn't resemble a bell curve I automatically discard it
>>578970408Seconded.
Brothers and sisters, it has been an honor to be part of the last /bgg/ thread alongside you.
>>578976112I'll spend these last few days with my wife.
divinity is doa anyways
>>578986331:>
>>578983498
what are the least lore friendly respecs for every companion?
>>578986331pales in comparison to the bibberbang original
>>578989145Rogue GalePaladin (Ancients) ShartWarlock (Fiend) KarlachBarbarian WyllCleric (Light) AstarionBard Lae'zel
>>578989145>shartwild magic barb>wylldrunken master>galechampion>lae'zelbard? any cleric of vlaakith after defecting i guess>astarionlight cleric of lathander>karlachassassin>halsinany warlock>jaheiranecromancy>minscdivination
>>578989573>Bard Lae'zel
>27 str from cloud giant elixir>23 con from amulet of greater health>17 int from warped headband of intellect>15 in dex and wis from base attribute points>16 in cha with base attribute points + the mirror of loss>still 6 points left to allocate from the character creator bonuses, ethel's hair, and the other mirror of loss buff>all without any ASI's and only 2 equipment slots takenany stupid build ideas to go with this?
>>578989145berserker barb gale. did you ever hear his barb scream, weak shitdevotion paladin astarionthief rogue wyll any wizard karlachlife cleric laezelbard shart?
>>578960349Yeah good critcism, I put Kagha because its a druid fight, but you're right it could go down one tier. You also say good argument for Malus honestly, i will update the list later.Its a shame that Aylin isn't on the tier list, i need to add her.>>578966183You can't focus her down lol, she has the immune thing around her all the time.>>578970408I tried my best, but the game has good bosses for a CRPG, im not ranking this tier list compared to ARPG bosses.
>>578991310cute frog!
>>578998389Well, you can break their concentration in various ways, attacking the angels when they have 24 AC and deal around 60+ damage as a reaction is mental.
How do I get a selunite angel as my wife anyway
>>579001086The easiest way seems to be a priest(ess) of Selune, she is known to even ascend some of them to angels themselves.
>>578991310I mean, Bard’zel is already a poet.
>>579001086Step one is to be a woman!Which you are not.
>>579009191>you're not versed in being a woman, are you?>oh i do apologise i meant to ask, are you studied in being a womanGALE NO
>>579009485my favorite part is when you tried to be funny
larian's official twitter said that minthara looks like tom holland
>>579010436the only laughter that matters is mine>>579010696>zoomer male looks like a womanyea we know
>>579010836>le quirkster2016+10*tips fedora* :^))))))))
>>579010836women have always loved pretty boys
>>579010696glad larian knows shes ugly
She won, the last thread ends with the Minthy posters on top.
>>579016483i'm not sure winning "Most Devoted Shitposters in Frequently Awful General" is a good prize
>>579016675We can rest now, the thread was and is ours.
>>579016883pretty sure it belongs to HalsinGODs actually
>>579010696do they browse here lol
>>579016483Chk!
>larian making fun of minthara is actually a win for her 8 fans
Kek
High Elf Love.
>>579010696
>>579019647Perceptive frog.
>>579020084Overrated. Wood elves are cute.
>>578903587All important magic users in the Realms lore are wizards.>Few try to understand the Weave - a true pity, for only they who are truly attuned to the Weave can rightly call themselves spellcasters.>Thus comes the question: What is the Weave? It is an essential element of the universe. It runs through everything in unseen threads. It is what makes magic possible. It is also, though I will not go into further detail here, the goddess Mystra herself. (See Magic of the Weave - Mystra and the SpellplagueSpellplague).>The Weave isn't magic, precisely. Rather, it is the raw material from which magic is woven, not entirely unlike how a collection of threads is shaped and formed into a garment. Those with the necessary talent and skill can manipulate the Weave and perform magic by casting spells.>Developing this skill takes years of learning and constant practice. You might have heard of those who can cast spells because they are born with an innate connection to the Weave (commonly called Sorcerers), or worse, because they struck a bargain with an otherworldy creature (also known as Warlocks). Do not be deceived. Their magic is unpredictable, uncontrolled, and in some cases, not even rightfully theirs.>No, to truly know and manipulate the Weave is an Art. But those Wizards who master it will know the limitless power and beauty the Weave provides.
>>579021305Not in this world.
>>579021305
>>579022170Should've posted Inwe.
>>579022223Don't worry, I won't forget her.
>>579022489Should've planted a flower.
>>579018676The intern in charge of posting and reacting to random twitter content does not reflect the entire company, and we may reasonably infer that many employees would be embarrassed to be associated with such childish attempts to "connect" with quirky redditors and the tiktok crowd. This isn't anything new either. Because that intern is expected to follow a certain script, you may recognize their tweets by their brevity, self-deprecating "humor," and lack of capitalization and punctuation - just as the cool kids type in their discords. If the swine were here, it'd probably squeal in recognition.>>579020084Thank you for posting beauty, anon.
>>579022489Inwe a cutie.
>>579023001manthara is tom holland ugly barrel explosion divinity
>>579023001Meds.
>>579023335She could use a new haircut.
>>579024367The rare, endangered red tiefling.
Soo.. What is the most difficult Act of Baldur's Gate 3 in honour mode in your opinion?
>>579023464This mindbroken creature also follows its script. Why articulate complex thoughts when you can just tweet a full-bosomed Withers or vomit a list of words according to your script? It signals that you're part of the "in" crowd. It signals that you're part of the cool (brain-dead) kids. Dear Mintharafag, I don't even, like, care, for real.>>578983498Name three things you like about her that are non-physical.
>>579023001cope
>>579026171What a pretty face. Name three things you like about her that are non-physical.
>>579026171Meds. Seriously.
>>579018676>>579023464Minthara is just white women
>>579027760Kristen Stewart would make a 9/10 Minthara.
Holy shit. Larian could have been more discreet.
>>579028358Literally same lips and shin.
>>579028358Now compare side profiles
>>579028358Breaking news, and Astarion is young Malcolm McDowell
>>579028665Minsc is literally John Travolta
>>579028817LMAO
Who is Shadowheart's reference?
>>579029604me
>>579029604madonna the whore obviously
>>579029343
>>579030481
>>579028665>>579029343Halsin is really ugly. I am convinced now. Halsin is just some random drunk old man at the bar with muscles. His face is common as fuck.
>>579030790halsin doesn't look like an elf at all he should have been a human or an orc
>>579029604soogsx
>>579029604bjork
>>579030963What are elves supposed to look like actually?
>>579032414
>>579028358Shhh don't let them know we won.
>>579029604Obviously Megan Fox before she hit the wall
>>579028358First. The left is from a old version, he no longer has makeup on in base game.Second. He is Tom Holland. Larian already spoke.Third. Do not compare Kristen Stewart? to Manthara. She is actually pretty.
>>579028358left only looks good from that specific angle which is why she's only posted with that image
>>579033225face blindness is real, they look nothing alike
>>579032736a winner speaks for themselves
>>579033259Everything below the eyes on Minthara is just awful.
>>579028358You make a compelling case. And Kristen Stewart is indeed really pretty. But I think I see more of a young Charlotte Rampling in Minthara. She's clearly meant to embody the mature, sensual woman with a low, husky voice, which Charlotte was also known for.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8hufP_Qr9g
>>579033247Nah, Minthara really looks like Kristen Stewart in some angles, but Shadowheart and Megan Fox is forcing too much.
>>579033810>random boomer whoreoff topic garbage
>>579033810stop comparing beautiful women to him ewww
I am being serious: I find Minthara's appearance perfectly realistic. An ambitious woman wielding weapons weighing over 5 kilograms, wearing heavy armors... Women like that in real life are always masculine, like those in women's rugby. I am OK with Minthara looks.
>>579033873wrong yet again
>>579033247You lost, it's ok anon.
>>579034970meant for >>579032736
>>579034835the schizo hates minthara because mintharafag (correctly) called his waifu a whore
Minthara may have won too hard, it mind broke them.
>>579034893ewwww
>>579035226never forget shadowheartfag
>>579035483you say that like its an own but it simply means he played the game, experienced the events and relayed the truth to /bgg/
>>579027886Based
here we go again
>>579035645now lets see who cast the first stoneoh look its the schizo who hates minthara (again)
>>579035614Larian Studios: Tom Holland
>>579035581
Down, down, down, by the river
>>579035785>I hate being an intellgiencelet
>>579035614why are you saving his autism images
Oh /Bgg/, it was a blueberry general, frog posters were alright and posted nice pics, but at the end of the day, in the final hours of the general, Minthy reigned, supreme.
which actress does karlach look like
>>579035785>claims to love Shadowheart>love instantly falters the moment he sees an orgyshallow
>>579036553>hates shadowheart for her poly path>switches to the fucking drow, the sluttiest race in dnd.....................
>>579036553he never loved her same with manthara
Is there any point in holding lots of disarm kits? The only way to reroll them is with inspiration anyway right?
>>579036371google is free>>579036854yeah but disarm so you don't set the trap off
Reminder that the parasite was mindbroken by Mintharafag so much that it started spamming its namefag-obsessed pasta (1) in every thread half a year ago. So great did its obsession grow that it even started building a folder of Minthara pictures and edits to spam after every namefag post in /crpgg/. But it maintains it is not mindbroken nor obsessed. So much for taking a "break."(1) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553545974/#553732537>>579033885It is not more off topic than the discussion taking place above. Some would even call it "tangentially related." You can thank the parasite for bringing up the latest memetic Larian tweet. Just because the younger generation lives in a bubble consisting of only ten actors - Tom Holland and Zendaya being among them - does not mean that those who were born before the year 2000 should submit to the same cultural diktat. Just because you take refuge in ignorance and crass stupidity does not mean that others will stoop to your level.
>>579036642is that really the same guy? weak. anyone that puts on their waifu's name like that is obviously not sincere
>>579036984divinity manthara lizard impregnation tom holland >>579036998yes its him. he collects a bunch of rape victims to be his fav waifus
>>579036984Divinity!
>>579035785SIMP
durge wouldve been a death domain cleric if sharty didnt fill the role of party cleric
>>579036984Meds, goddamnit. You need professional help.
>>579030481Dr. Froggle, I'm C.I.A.
Minthy is /Bgg/
Minthy is Tom Holland
>>579038221This insult to the frog shall not stand.
>>5790254962. You are locked in an arena with Myrkul and you're only a certain level and cannot overlevel since there's only so much xp in act 1+2.Meanwhile in 3, the vast majority of the bosses are optional, you can side with Gortash to skip his fight, you can overlevel with exploration and side quest xp, you can stealth through the upper city, and so the brain becomes the only boss you're locked in with and the brain is arguably easier than Myrkul if you're overleveled and just have more than one damage dealer.bg3 is cool in that there are only two actually mandatory bosses, one in act 2 and one in act 3. Going by that, I'd say the one in act 2 is harder given that it has more than one mechanic and it has people helping it and it's an actual mechanics check since it will heal if the player doesn't realize what's going on and counter. The brain is just a damage check with one mechanic which is just vary your damage types.>>579033810>>579028358based>>579035581Right. I have been open and honest about my journey through bg3 at every stage and posted about it. I even made several posts saying that I thought people were joking/trolling back when the game launched and the very first discussion of the orgy scene and the camp polyamory scene that she is enthusiastic about came out.Learning something new about a topic or person and adjusting your view accordingly is correct. Shart's romance starts out cute and if you simply don't dig deeper that is the impression you are left with, as I was in my first playthrough. But once you discover more, she tells about thinking about having sex with Halsin and if you go through with it even mentions that she has had dreams about it too.Obstinately holding on to views and making excuses or outright contradicting the game is what other people have done, with the nonsense like it doesn't exist if you don't learn about it or you have to bring her to the brothel for her to say those things, which are both lies.
>>579038670does pigschizo summon you on your Discord
>>579038670Utterly mindbroken.
after bg3's drama, divinity should give every origin an optional poly path
>>579039361Nah, death to polyfags.
Minthy
>>579039361He will essays about how Swen is bad and woke, WE need this
>>579039474Won
>>579038670>>579036984samefag
>>579039429>nooooo I want less contentshut up it'll make all the shippers and romance enjoyers happy and spare me from filtering all the samefagging in the general
>>579039361kill your self
>>579037396No, no, the current topic is Minthara, and, by association, Mintharafag. Even when the namefag is not here, we must talk about them, debate their views, recall their great essays, repost their beautiful screenshots. I love this one.>>579038670Hello, me. Good to see you around. Cool Minthara fanart.
Divinity should hire Tom Holland
*whispers*Minthy won
Divinity should fire Tom Holland
>>579040054@myself they are bullying you on /bgg/, please generate a essay about how good and intelligent I am and how much I hate Shadowheart, thank you post message.
>>579040023this was literally what was planned for bg3 and that's what you schizoid waifufags deserve :))))
M
>>579040670I
>>579040560imagine
>fan 1: starts with M and we all love it>fan 2: I love minthara!>larian's official twitter: lol that bitch really looks like tom holland you guys were right, she should have never been in the game in fact I'm glad she's the buggiest companion what a stupid fucking character let's remove her from the game next patch
>>579038670Or you could have, you know, refused to interact with Halsin or removed him from the equation entirely in order to avoid an intrusive and obviously out-of-character bit of writing inserted late in order to appease a minority of soulless degenerates. Like a sane person.
>>579040978truth nuke
>>579040961>remove her from the game next patchthat would be awesome>>579040978Why are you trying to trigger his autism
>>579040854N
>>579041193Entertainment.
>>579041385he does it every week though
>>579041379t
>>579041689And it never gets old!
>>579041193because they are also a shitposter and the easiest way to derail the thread is just to trigger another shitposter
>>579041704h
>>579041894Beats reading swineparasite autist.
>>579041689geraldus looks like timtim chalamet
>>579041904a
>>579042170r
>>579042298f
>>579042298a
Blueberry
>>579038670someone immediately responding that you can do unintuitive things that require metagaming to avoid seeing it so that you can pretend it doesn't exist is comedy gold. you just made fun of that delusion and they do it immediately. this place is cooked. sharters are cooked
>>579043886you still are king of the sharters :)
>>579040978>continues entertaining two prostitutes even while in a committed relationshipYeah, he's a retard.
>>579044405Truly unfaithful behavior.
The tired old lie that you have to go to the brothel to encounter shart's lust for halsin that has been debunked a dozen times followed by samefagging. typical sharters
>>579035614lana is a hollow shell with no agency whos only purpose is to serve the protagonist unquestioningly for no substantive reason. minthara is her own woman with a personality.
Is she flirting with him or I am seeing too much? Isn't Nine Fingers lesbian?
>>579062986Minsc was her childhood hero so she is fond of him.
>>579058432cute frog>>579062986cute thief
Share a bottle with me?
>>579042698shadowheart is liara of bg3
>>579071450Don't recall Liara being a slag.
Thoughts on ginger women?
>>579071889she's not, one more thing they have in common
>>579071889Aren't you tired of hating women
>>579073514But Shart is a slag. Meanwhile Liara literally has the biggest case of one-itis ever in video game history.
>>579076570Aren't you tired of projecting?
>>579071450the worst girl? yeah agreed.
>>579076665>n-n-no u
>>579071889Fuck off
>>579078206Once you stop comparing the single most vanilla romance option of the past 2 decades with some poly slag, sure.
>>579078418here you go hating women again
>>579030481>Tell me about Okta! Why does she feed the poor? A lot of gruel, for a Tiefling cook!>>579062986What the other anon said. She holds Jaheira a similarly high regard for the same reason despite her high rank at a rival. Furthermore he stopped being a fatal threat for NFK at this point while clearly remaining a powerful individual.
>be me, start bg3>character creator has ugly models and presets>install 10 mods to create a good looking character>try to be a little bit "friendly" with a companion, now he/she wants to have sex with me>witness some of the most cringeworthy writing in romance history>never interact with anyone>everything in the game revolves around gender spectrum and sex>atleast the combat and the sound design is good>Act 2 ends Dream Guardian is actually a Mind Flayer who also wants to have sex with you.>Act 3 sucks at everything, feel extremely burnt out.Sex, Sex, Sex and Sex, Sex with Men, Sex with Women, Sex with Trannies, Sex with Animals, Sex with Mind Flayers, everything in this game is about having Sex
Is there a mod overhaul which fixes all problems with Baldur's Gate 3? I am starting a new playthrough, purely out of the love for the music and combat of this game (and I want to do the house of hope quest again as Durge). I want a conservative, traditional, non-woke version of the game.
>>579083606Sex is based though
>>579083930This modpack is the closest to what you're looking for:>"No Alphabets" mod pack ensures that the gender, sexuality and politics of world NPCs match medieval status quo.>P.S. Make your companions straight again with Even Better Romance; make it attractive again with Realms Restored; fix the lack of men in leadership roles using De-Girlbosshttps://mods.rpghq.org/baldurs-gate-3/34884
>>579093014>fix the lack of men in leadership roles using De-Girlbossfucking hell some of you are something else
>>579083930>purely out of love for "down down down by the river" and 5e combatthis has to be bait
>>579093014Absolutely based and thank you.>>579093887Agreed that Down by the River is crap, but Song of Balduran, Raphael's Final Act, Sixteen Strikes, Last Light are kino.
speaking of how much 5e combat sucks, has anyone ran a full game with the pf2e mod before? is it any good?
>>579097597Larian studios: Tom Holland
>>579098508For the Hbo show they will cast Tom Holland as Minty :heartemoji:
>>579098864
>>579093014
I liked down by the river
>>579093284post tits
>>579105204not a very flattering image
>green and purple girl a bestthanks doc
>>579105620funny
Minthy general btw
Sharty general
minthara does not have a story
contrarian general
>>579108316shadowlach>>>>>>>>>>>frog & shart
Blueberry general
>>579104769cute, fancy frog!
>>579108568TomHollandfag...
>>579107804the happy ending I hope everyone gets
>>579108548Shadow’zel > All
tom holland played a gay guy getting backshots and has done drag, he can play minthara
>>579107634correctbut i'm pretty sure everybody knows this already
>>579108803>everyoneunforunately plebians are shallow and they get cucked. only the patricians get this happy ending
laezel hopped on astarion's dick after 4 long rests
>>579112991You don't need to cope, pal, you can keep your ugly Michael Jackson looking "waifu" to yourself.
frogfags sure think about shadowheart a lot
>>579113040*sob*
Minthy general
>>579113309same with the TomHollandfags
The frogs are back. Comfy thread again!
Berry won
Blueberry thread and general
>>579115453lol. lmao.
>>579113309They make a good team.
Minthy general, absolutely mindbroke them kek
>>579116101cute couple
>>579115713
>>579112991>>579113104>>579113217>>579113338I will hug this cute frog and never let her go!
Who knew that a daughter of Menzoberranzan, a Baenre, no less, would wind up mindbreaking so many anons kek
>>579117404Based
>>579117405*Son
>>579117405Meh. Could be worse. Could be Karlach general.
Fitting really, only a Baenre could have such an impact on Anons, their struggle against Divinity is only a symptom of their loss. Minthara won the general in the end, we can now move onto Divinity.
Shadowbaby in Divinity...
>>579117660Karlach is too happy for edgy chuds
One down. Millions live.
https://youtu.be/U_FA_mEo-2I?is=EWyUhiTnXvXtcMPAMinthy General, reminder Fane would have loved Minthy.
>>579117660I like karlach because she's nice to me
>>579118872based
>>579107804pushes him off*Nothing personal scalie. Lae'zel is mine
>>579119592scigga got stabbed in the head and survived you really think pushing him off a 3 story building is gonna get him
new title for lae'zel just dropped>>579117404same
>>579120218Coming from Voss, that is a monumental compliment.
>>579120149I don't care, he better learn how to fly
>>579119592>he thinks some halfling could push a 200lb dragonborn
>>579121403
>>579121725oh
>>579107804Nice pic.
>>579121725Kek
>>579117405>>579117749Indeed, indeed.
>>579122669Based Blueberry
>>579122669Tom...
>>579117502>>579120218we're gonna make it, frogbros! o7fancyfrog4u
>>579123768Eww
>>579123768
Thank God, Blueberry acts as a counter weight to that hideous Frog fashion kek
>>579123768And one for you.
>>579122669Last waifu post best post, cute Blueberry
I wish mind flayers weren't trapped in IP jail and can't exist outside of the D&D brand and WotC's constant bullshit. Unless it's Final Fantasy, somehow.
>>579127712>Unless it's Final FantasyI noticed that. Maybe suing Japs is too hard
>>579127764three mtfs and a frog
>implement Feather Fall as a bonus action spell before they completed the reaction system>never go back and include Feather Fall as a reaction
>>579127764Three hot women, one ugly frog.
Best slutty gith armor mod? Ideally something that makes Baezels ass big and shows it off, its shown off and bigger are a plus, but not mandatory.
>>579128847What, the armor she’s in doesn’t accentuate her ass enough?
My beautiful wife.
>>579130223Tell us about her.
>>579028665This one had to be the actual basis.
>>579130223*Our
>>579028665Holy hell, really does look like him.
>>579028665>>579131518>Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Cazador in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!
>>579130223Name? Personality? Backstory? Choices and character interactions?
why is everyone on /bgg/ so attractive
>>579132769
>>579133442Blame my wife, she elevates me.
>>579122437its just the best romance scene period
>>579133442Everyone starts on a beach
>>579130223Nothing? Not a single fucking factoid? Not a shred of creativity and passion? Give me something!
>he's here
Love me wife
>>579137187>Chadheart
>>579137535Demona de semona
>>579138027NOOOOOOOOO
>>579138027Always knew the frog was a messy eater.
Love me gran
>>579138970
>>579139181She's so hot, she's my lioness and I'm her cub.
Shaddy...
what does goodberry taste like?
>>579142678Why are you like this? Who hurt you?
'ello ladsI'll start my 2nd playthrough and I wanna play around with those status effects some items had, reverberation, luminous etc. Any builds/suggestion? I didn't get to enjoy any of those playing a dumbass fighter
>>579139296
The pain and intensity and jealousy still hit me like the first time I found out that her heart and also "down there" yearns for himOver time my anger and frustration have ... turned to something elseI... I want him to do itthe betrayal that stabbed like a dagger now pulses in my chest, catching my breath and making my heart beat like a drum as I admit itYes... Halsin... Take my Shaddy as yours. Caress her body with your hands and mouth. Enter her with your great oak staff and bring her the pleasure I cannot.... Please ...
My characters never really feel the way I want them to. They're more like vessels for interfacing with the game's actual characters and world than the people I imagine them to be when I make them and choose options for them. I guess it's because those choices for dialogue never really mesh with my concepts since they have to be so broad by design. There's rarely a selectable line that feels like something I'd have written for them. The whole genre must largely have this issue, right?
>>579144806all CRPGs have this limitation
>>579144806DivOS2 fixed this by making dialogue choices actions instead of spoken lines. Like instead of>I have no coin for you. Leave me be, you wastrel.It's:>*Shoo away the beggar.*
>>579146793Good, good.
>>579143993
...
>>579148495...?
>>579148564Stupid sexy Durge
>>579144806>>579146793*I told them I'm glad Larian deviated from this system with BG3.*
>>579144806Video games will never reach the level of complexity required to imitate the freedom and interactivity you have in traditional RPGs. That's why I firmly believe that characters like Shephard and V are superior, and most people seem to agree given how often people say Durge is the real main character.
>>579130065Correct
Minthy General and thread, shrimple as.
do you know where you are?
Blueberry General ofc
>>579151036I know where we are
>>579151370Apparently not lmao
>>579151504You’re in the wrong neighborhood, gay boi.
>>579151370Is this act 2, 3 or 1?
>>579151894Right back at ya
What's the best looking/feeling/flashy class/subclass mod that adds cool abilities/spells? Don't care if it's overpowered.
>>579153712
>>579152207Leave the uggo at camp
>>579154229Laezel isn't that bad, she looks just fine here, no need to send her to camp.
>>579154174
>>579155035
>>579149624EA feedback neutered most of the cast but it saved Gale. Awful Littlefinger-ass sleazeball.
>>579157545Indeed. Shadowheart warms up too quickly now. Need more assholery.
>>579151370das it mane
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
G'night
>>579162406Incorrect.Lae’zel did nothing wrong.
now that the new trend is to make DLCs for games a decade after their release we can expect larian to make a BG3 expansion in 2033 to hype up the release of their secret project
>>579180927The writters of this game are so horny.
>>579181347No that's just you and your porn addicted brain that immediately thinks SEX when seeing a torture dungeon.
Sex with Orin
>>579182393the torture bdsm guy is literally 10 meters away from that scene, you know, the one that gives you a buff during the torture if you're butt naked?
>>579180927Orin had a lot of fun with Minsc and Minthara, it's canon.
do you think karlach fucked in hell? she strikes me as a promiscuous woman but she dislikes whenever you interact with devils and says she never had friends there BUT she's also a massive hypocrite, swallowing soul coins and that. what do you think? I reckon she definitely took some big cambion cock here and there.
>>579193226She definitely slayed some demons with her custom infernal futa dick. Despite being a simple soldier, she was Zariel's favorite toy for a reason.
>>579180416larian cut ties with wotc lil bro
Gatoheart
That's me gran m8
>>579201014cute>>579202873ugly
>>579127764>>579154174>>579202873cute frogs
>>579206912rare thanking you lae'zel
>>579193226She says that cambion Florenta wasn't her friend and is probably dangerous and that her message didn't say anything except devil manipulation bullshit but the message actually goes.>To whom it may concern,>Fruug got his head stuck in a butter barrel and when his little imp thing tried to help him, they both fell off a ledge into a volcano. I laughed so hard Zariel sent me out of the room.>Other than that, you haven't missed much, though I've sure as hell missed you.>XO,>Flo She also gives the tip about getting to Zariel's forge in the epilogue, could be a trap but my headcanon is that they fucked.
>>579208404>tfw no avernus DLC with flo & hope as new companions & zariel and mizora as the bad guys
>>579193226Yeah the gal whose entire early character is that she's insanely pent up after a decade of not getting any definitely fucked in hell. Retard.
>>579202873Lae'zel is Albanian?
Minthy General shrimple as.
>3 (1d20, Advantage)
>>579211523>>579217391cute>>579217183tfd
>>579227207youareGHAIK
>tfd>total frog dancing
I've had this guy's dead body stink up the place for multiple nights. Time to take out the trash
why does that guy hate Lae'zel
>>579229973I remember when I thought he'd just disappear after a Long Rest. The nativity of the first playthrough!
I don't hate laezel I hate larian for teasing divinity news and not revealing anything never gonna play bg3 ever again how about them apples
>>579230853How about this? You are Ghaik
>>579230853>Swen, a player who bought BG3 and posted plenty about it online already will deprive himself from any fun the game might have to offer for the rest of his life because we're not releasing Divinity news fast enough! And he's reacting negatively to Lae'zel pics posted on a Burmese totem carving site! We have to open the flood gates!Seriously though what do you think this behavior will accomplish? Especially if you're going to buy and play Divinity anyway and generate engagement for them by posting about it online? I know the wait can be frustrating but you're only playing yourself by letting this shit impact you.
>>579229848>this lil dancing frog causes unimaginable amounts of seethinglol
>>579234092it was a joke...
>>579237001
God that's disgusting
>>579239270no u
>>579239130lae'zel looks better head-on or belowthis angle is not her friend
>>579239756none of those angles can help her to not look like a ghoul
>>579239130ewwwww
>>579239130
>>579240503sike
>>579240503wotc's canon doesn't make a lick of sense
which BG3 has the best ass
>>579241842POV: your frogwife is waiting for you to wake up for the 4am sparring session
>>579240503toadcel using his waifu as an equivalent of ugly bastard is kinda funny
Astarion's last name is officially pronounced AN-SUE-NEEN
>>579245374your tav
>>579245374karlach
>>579229848>>579235087look at her go!
>>579245374default durge
>>579247659Some of Wyll's banter is pretty good. It's a shame his entire quest is ass
>>579247659laezel got two stomachs?
>>579249147More place for my cum.
>>579249147wow lore drop
>>579247659>wyll, you are a lazy good for nothing nevoorcrimLAE'ZEL YES
>>579252939Based’zel
>>579252939
Blueberry good berry.
>>579254584love that frog
NTA but me too.
Playing Skyrim again. There are only mods for Shadowheart, Minsc and Astarion there. I've been waiting for Karlach and Lae'zel for months.
>Playing Skyrim again
>>579262826>that shartyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drPmRnECw4g
>>579260492Lae'zel looks curvy here
yeah the only reason I reinstalled skyrim was to visit my little buddy Ram-ku. I miss taking him on little hunting trips and hearing him talk shit to npcs in combat
>>579262826Are they voiced?
>>579246915Unless your tav is a male githyanki...
Thoughts on half-orc women?
>doing a listonomicon playthroughit's like every new combat is just a case of rocket tag. will I get fucked first or will they.
How many actions does the Beholder in Underdark have? He almost wiped my honor mode run because he insta killed 2 of my full hp companions and stunned my main damage dealer in his single turn lol
why did they have to make this one easily missable npc so hot?
>>579293196Go ahead, do tell who this is, where you meet her and what the conditions are.
>>579292316The best part is that those moves have nothing to do with his Legendary Action. It's just regular Beholder stuff.>>579293196>Roah 10 minutes after she misheard an Acolyte who called The Absolute a prophet>>579294085I'm pretty sure she's part of Kressa's entourage. If you actively explore locations she's pretty hard to miss.
>>579246915Probably worth gambling on.
>>579288101they're queens
>>579292316The eyestalks have separate actions.
Why do lesbians love Astarion so much and dislike the other men?
>>579300371because a lot of them are attracted to him
>>579300371Because he is feminine as fuck. Also his humor is passive agressive, women love this "humor"
>>579300371Minthara is the ultimate lesbian character of the game, she openly despises Astarion and she doesn't hate Minsc, the most macho character. Fail logic.
>>579301136Because she is as dumb as Minsc, it makes sense.
>>579301136She also shit talks Gale who's the most straight but slightly awkward
i look like Astarion in real life
>>578862120>thinking about doing another run>hmm what mc to roleplay>orc is too stupidly looking>elf is too faggy>dwarf? no chick would love a dwarf>dont like to play a scalie>tiefling is just weird>alright, Human Paladin it is
>>579306335>Human Paladinhuman fighter it up, be john baldur.
>>579301136karlach is the only female character written by a woman and she's also the only one who likes astarion
>>579301136>she openly despises AstarionNo she doesn't lol. She thinks he's hot, and asks Ascendant Astarion to change her. Why do TomHollandfags always invent fanfiction about her?
>>579306885aylin, alfira & ethel were written by women
>>579308347i meant companion wise
>>579309006fair
>>579273347>>579299836>>579247139>>579237001>>579221657>>579217391>>579211523>>579108316Theres not nearly enough fetid, curdled orc cum over her face.
>>579301425If Kstew played BG3, she'd romance Astarion but only because she couldn't romance Aylin or Jaheira.
>>579310387geez
>>579310387>>579302406
>>579310927zug zug
>>579310387fuck off monsterfag
>>579310521cringe
>>579312105you're cringe
soooooo is everyone at larian on break or...
>>579313456>omg *gay panic* xD xDshut up
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
Halsinposting here has made me immediately start thinking of being cucked by him whenever I even talk to S in game now... and I like it, honestly
>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>meet this guy>"Oh who's that">quit game>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>pages and pages of Halsin lewdsno no no NO NO NO NO NO
If you have a chance to climb Mount Halsin... well... I'd be cruel to deny youHave your fun, perhaps I'll have mine ;)
>>579314702I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
cool
>>579315792we need to let this general die
>>579314319no
What if we renamed this the Halsin general?
>>579316051I won't let that happen.My goal is to make this place worse while also keeping you here :)I am succeeding, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Blame Larian for taking a giant bear shit on a completed franchise. This is what you deserve. This is where you belong.
>>579316482holy side boob
>>579306335>>dont like to play a scaliekys
>>579318817die of reptile aidsfaggot
>>579318982We love scalies on this general
first in my hart
>>579318982>reptile aids>when aids was already invented by the reptiles running the governmentfreudian slip, shlomo?
>>579321628Honestly, is there a game with prettier looking eyes than BG3?
>>579316472but viconia flirted with sarevok regardless of whether you romance him or not...this franchise has always been written by cucks
>"Sh.. Shadowheart? Shaddy?">She sighs a little, polite but annoyed by the interruption, "Yes, Tav, what is it? You know it takes longer with interruptions">"Wh-why do you .. um... taste like Goodberry...?">"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work">she goes back to obviously casting a Sending spell to someone while you continue to lick her 'down there'
>>579316482hotfrog
Halsin hits round 3 with Shadowheart, churning the goodberry pie he already left in her into a frothy porridge. Tav sits nearby rocking back and forth, squealing in anticipation, ready to slurp it down eagerly, though still a bit queasy from all he's ingested so far today.Breathing heavy from the exertion, the archdruid Halsin dismounts Shadowheart and steps aside, revealing the sticky mess he left in her, dripping out slowly.Tav is still feeling unwell from the previous batches, so starts backing away. "Oh, you aren't quitting now, are you?" Shadowheart teases, casting Command: Eat.The rich, sweet taste of goodberry and the musky scent of Halsin's thick balls mingle into an intoxicating blend in Shadowheart's warm damp Grove.The mixture has a presence that infiltrates Tav's very pores. It will be a long time before its traces will fully disappear from around his face.>"mmffnghhmm yes good mmmm goodberry good" Tav mumbles.
>>579310387Kill yourself.
>>579321932I'm not sure. I think some resident evil characters have nice eyes too.
The night skips on, filled with fantasies Shadowheart seemed all too primed to suggest.
>>579316276what mental disorder causes this
>Once or twice... Or more than that.Canonically, she is thinking of Halsin while romancing you.
>>579324135manthyfag is mentally ill
Reminder that you can (and should) report schizospam if you see it. Even if this is the last thread. Even if it's pointless.>>579321628>>579323038Thank you for posting beauty, anon.
>>579323984She says that even if Halsin isn't there. Bearbros...
>>579324135getting no pussy, having the schizo >>579324489 as his discord buddy and a weird obsession with lesbians
>>579324489announcing reports is against the rules
>>579324135toadcel publicly gooning to cuckshit is still better than him actually posting the toad
>>579324135A deeply diseased soul.
is this "toadcel" in the room with us now, retard?
What class for a white human male with blonde hair and green eyes?
I already hate halsin you don't need to spam him every week end
>>579328489paladin
Tav has a rumbly tummy from all that "goodberry pie" but just can't stop.As soon as Daddy Halsin pumps a new batch into Shadowheart, Tav is in place ready to slurp it up like a greedy little beast. It goes on like this for all the night and into the morning. Finally Tav retches, it's just been too much druidic seed... yet still, the feeding frenzy continues.>hrmrmmmnfhrhgrlrlgm mmm yum good yes yes good berry mmmgrllrlkfrjmHalsin and Shadowheart look both disgusted and highly amused. "Nature's bounty" he says to her and she laughs, shaking her head and looking away.Slowly over time, Tav becomes conditioned and addicted to slurping up the Goodberry Pie, which is good because Halsin and Shadowheart keep making more of it, and Tav's new role in their relationship pleases the two of them.
>>579324041>>579327803cute frogs
>>579330310cutehero
whats the "worst" class to do for a playthrough? A friend of mine says fighter, but i'm pretty sure it's cleric since you get one right off the bat. Fighter is a bit bland, sure but I think it's a strong class that gets to use all the toys you get through the game. ehh maybe monk.
As Halsin and Shadowheart fall deeper for each other, he takes the lead as the MC running the party. His team rarely includes you so most of the game is sitting at camp with Gale and the pets and Withers asking about your relationship.Cut scenes with them sharing a tent, laughing and playing all through the night while you try to sleep next to "gassy Gale".The game proceeds this way where you get to hear about all the things they're doing in the world until they solve the crisis and live together in marital bliss, hiring you on as a caretaker (since you weren't involved much, you aren't entitled to much of the spoils)"I'm.... I'm really happy for you two" you manage to get out with a weak smile at their weddingThey smile politely and look at eachother"Oh, Astarion! Please do excuse us" Shadowheart says, leading Halsin away as you try to look casual standing alone by yourself.
