>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uyS9WCV38>Moonfire Faire (Expires Today)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Moonfire_Faire/1fxgakswoj>The Rising (Aug 27 - Sep 10)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/The_Rising/cula62e5jx>Patch Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• August 26, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Cocaine Bear and Bad CGI Gator | >>578609309 • August 26, 6:00 PM EST | Crystal, Balmung, Goblet W20 | Elezen Meetup / Meet and HUH??? >>578838063 • August 28, 7:00 PM EST | Crystal, Balmung, Outer La Noscea, The Hermit's Hovel (15.2, 9.9) | Eorzea Cinema: Stalker (1979) | >>578229903 • August 29, 7:00 PM EST | Balmung, Shirogane, W15, Hidden Shores (Shirogane ( 14.9 , 13.7 )) | End of Summer Mixer | >>578154840>Previous Thread>>578866242
>>578878371>Upcoming Expansion:OP's breasts
Male Roes
rape
what if evercold was called quitecold
Sex with catgirls
>>578878474what if evercold was called a bit chilly innit
>>578878494i had a good time (:
>>578878494
>>578878510My femra does this
>>578878510I wish there were catgirls that liked shota-coded lalaboys.
>>578878596hey..
I'M SAD AND LONELY NO ONE TO DO CONTENT WITHNO ONE TO GPOSE WITHNO ONE TO EBNO ONE TO SAY GOOD MORNING TONO ONE TO CRAFT GEAR FORNO ONE TO CUDDLE WITHNO ONE TO SHARE ROMANTIC SONGS WITHI'M SAD AND LONELYI NEED ATTENTION, VALIDATION, CARE.I CAN GIVE ATTENTION, VALIDATION, AND CARE.
>>578878462for my femraen...right?
my cat girls superpower is that she always walks into a lecture right at the endit was annoying in college but now it makes for a lot of kino movie moments like they're ending it early just to speak to my catgirl about a big threat to national security that they can help with
>>578878510my catgirl wishes this was real
does anyone want to play a game of scrabble
>>578878548what if played deadlock while holding hands haha.... unless??
>if I so much as dare ask for harder content some retard will bring up wildstar like a gotcha
my femezen ? a bit like this.
>>578878371>August 26, 6:00 PM EST | Crystal, Balmung, Goblet W20 | Elezen Meetup / Meet and HUH???my femezen can't come to this, i better see some femezen catboxes tonight or i'm going to be very sad
nyanyafemwas
>>578878494Thanks big dog, I almost fell asleep in my chair again.
>>578878693sure
>>578878596what about femra...?
>>578878463my moonie is often the subject of this
>>578878708your opinion doesnt matter and thats a good thing
>>578878494thanks for the reminder mate i will be careful not to do that again
>>578878769https://crosswordsarena.com/engo easy... im new...
>>578878780prove it
POSTHYPNOSLOP
>>578878693yeah...oh you meant with you?
>>578878652do you play a male character
>>578878748builded for joint milkingteamwork paizuri
>>578878494my sunnie is currently the opposite of comfy, she took the day off work to avoid having a meltdown
qrd on rikka?
what is your maliddie's theme song? his is this especially before the gates open in cc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD8cBIXICsE
need EB who will pass me around to be used by their friends
>>578878780wow that must be so traumatic, do you want to talk about it? here have a drink *attempts to roofie ur moonie*
Humiliation Ritual Roulette.
>>578878953a sweet soul who was never meant to be my wife...
>>578878708Because the opinion of the "savage raider" doesn't matter because they don't pay the bills
>>578878925yes
>>578878953premature ejaculator
>>578878989see my moonie would fall for this because shes a little retarded
>>578878909i understand...
>>578878953quickshot
Anyone wanna roulette with my lowlander
>>578878494Oh brother... you don't wanna know what happened last time... the horror...
>>578879046My femra is being delivered and is on the way
>>578878652Want to know what's worse? Having someone and still feeling like this
>>578879046Think I found your critical malfunction.
Dare I say sex with Dolliddies?https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/167815
getting mit from a tank right before a big raidwide makes me feel so safe and cared for, like you saved my life, what are we
>>578878494Call me a metronome the way I be swinging between “We’re so back” and “Man fuck this shit I’m out”
has the shadow dog mount ever gone on sale?
I think I reached the end of my meeting people from here phase. It was a really good batch.
>>578878708they gave me hard stats that show raiders are a minority of the playerbase that should be ignored
>>578879057>>578879136thats hot...
>>578879094Does this smell like chloroform to you?
>>578879216you get it
>>578879229>the 15%
>>578879228my moonie was contemplating something like that but she's scared of her schizo
>>578879214Nigga stole this post bar for bar thats crazy
>>578878708Okay here is your hard content sis>60% only, checking passports!!! >reclear party, 3+ clears ONLY, CHECKING >short mechanic? No you have to had seen it to join my party I don't care if its solvable in a sim>made a mistake after a few hours of progging? Blacklisted and posted on NAUR
>>578879162I don't care if you're trans as long as you're caring.
>>578878967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38VBv0ZenZU
POYO NEEDS TO KILL HERSELF
>>578878708raiders need to be ignored and treated like subhumans again. Nothing good comes from catering to them
this area is really laggy
>>578879228sorry about earlier
>>578879239everyone in this thread is a quickshot until proven otherwise
>>578879393I like Poyo though
>>578879393yes but only if i get to fuck her while she's slowly bleeding out
Post that hrothgal webm I have something ready for it.
>>578879350there are some nice people in here but you gotta be a little careful>>578879425wrong person, I have no tried to meet anyone new today. But you should try to reach out for them if you think you did something wrong.
>>578879393there is no reason to hate her like this unless you're a jealous troon like kat or a disgruntled chud
Our Moonie
>>578879006>>578879057>>578879136?
>>578879229I bet those people that only clear normal also don't do any other type of content either, adding easy content and expecting them to participate is a fools errand, the only winning game is nudging them to do harder content by adding more stepping stones.
>>578879576...actually on second thought, you can have them
>>578878967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V6mchoSxNE
my moonie is improving society somewhat
>>578879576Which moonie is our moonie
>>578878570for all intents and purposes, your femra isn't real.
>>578879326I’m quantum the way I’m stuck in that mixed state limbo
I love that the northernlion video makes xivvies piss themselves because it's not only 100% true but when these losers try to correct the narrative like "UM ACKTUALLY THIS IS SUPER DUPER EASY MODE THE GAME ISNT THIS BABY ON TURBO NOLIFE MODE" you ask them how many hours it took them to clear the latest ultimate and they are either still progging or its somewhere embarrassing like 40+ hours of pulls
>>578879572I'm a jealous troon and I don't hate anyone I'm just miserable all the time
>>578878953fun
So like let's say you're good friends with someone in the game you've known them for about a year.They are nice, sweet, patient, and are pretty much like a marshmallow and cotton candy fucked each other and got drizzled in Carmel and cookie bitsThere is a giga degenerate waving to them and they wave back and you tell them that the person is a giga degenerate and weird and a freak and they say "that's no reason to be mean"You realize that they know a lot of degenerates You then see it there's real degenerate porn of their character doing off the wall shit that shouldn't even make sense with how they act to everyone because they are overly sweet and properLike im conflicted. Like I can't see them the same. Like is she fake nice? Is her entire persona a facade? Why didn't she try to rizz me up? Am I ugly? It was all with futas, is it because I'm a male character? Like bro I'm just sitting here questioning why I never saw it.
>>578879397I'm a raider and I actually agree. Really horrible people.
>>578879621>the only winning game is nudging them to do harder content by adding more stepping stones.Hasnt worked a single time this expansion and they put developer resources into shit like Advanced Variant and Quantum which failed on their faces
>>578879604"two minutes is a long time"
>>578879710Absolutely no fucking idea what you're yapping about.
>>578879770i mean it is...
>>578879685hope to meet your moonie again some day!
>>578879604can I make you prematurely blow your load
>>578879710clear the ultimate in 10 pulls then since you're so much better than everyone
>>578879563it's too late for me I think, the nice people are too absorbed in their cliques and friendgroups
>>578879216
>>578879718Turn the jelousy around. Live vicariously through a lover as the gender you were not born as, do onto them what you wish someone of your prefered sex would do to and with you and become happier.
imagine taking longer than 40 hours to prog an ultimate with all the simulators for ever major mechanic and all the clear POVs available to you
>>578879710idk what you are on about but sucking some youtuber cock is embarrassing behavior>>578879756raiders are cheating niggers, most of the bad plugins are their fault
>>578878994always kneeling before her...
>>578879942Sorry....i learn slowly....
oh my godmy neck is so sore from bobbing my head, and my knees are all scratched up
>>578879731you got cucked by sugar smacks too?
>>578879380Ask your friends if you want charity.
>>578878705ok but you have to give me double sinners every time
>>578879890what are you doing right now? And which datacenter are you on?
>>578879942I probably could've cleared it quicker if my group was better
>>578879621Adding stepping stones isn't going to make them want to do savage either, the crux of the issue is that XIV players have been mega coddled for over half its lifespan. You'll be level 80 and basic content still has not evolved from what you were seeing at level 48. In fact, in some ways it devolves. The only way to fix this is to incrementally up the difficulty in content everyone does, not decrease it.
>>578879832why do you want that theres been like 10 characters better looking than mine and more interesting people too...
>>578880078i dont know what that is but sure
>friend asks me opinion of someone they met recently>tell them I don't like/trust them>they say other people have told them the same thing>friend continues talking to this personsome of you deserve all of the bad things that happen to you
>>578879942i have to physically see a mechanic ingame and be in my correct pov to learn it, cannot think of a less helpful thing than doing wormhole sims and then getting to wormhole and it didn't help at all, when all that time could have been used just wiping to wormhole a couple times so everyone could see it (we wiped to wormhole a couple times anyways)
>>578880009FROM SUCKING DICK? THAT'S THE JOKE RIGHT? YOU WERE SUCKING DICK? I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE WHERE YOU SUBVERT OUR EXPECTATIONS BECAUSE WE ALL THINK YOU WERE SUCKING DICK
>>578879710You got these three niggas btw >>578879782>>578879835>>578879945Good job sis
My fishing luck today has been so bad, I think I need to give up for a while....
>>578879731>sheBro got catfished by a himcess
>>578879604'eard about what this guy said in the 'cord
>>578880009maybe you shouldnt be on the floor in a mosh pit for your favorite brand, stupid femlala
>>578879731>It was all with futas, is it because I'm a male character?Yes.
>>578878708this thread is insecure over raids existing since it is abnormally worse at their game compared to other generals, nobody else complains about raids existing other than forum trolls
Tonight's going to be all about Alpha, Light
>>578879731You do know that someone being nice to you isn't indicative of them being a non-degenerate, right?
>>578880140My friendra is like that
>>578879908>>578879818/pet
>>578878708pedos are like that
>>578879604I'm dropping the doccy tonight
>>578880234It's been about Twintania, Light, all day
>>578880109because making people shoot quick is fun and turns me on
>>578880193Gonna be real with you, I thought you said your fat fuck today has been so bad.Maybe you should try convincing the other lalas to stop eating for a bit.
>>578879835>>578879942could not be me
>>578880292I'm posting THAT image of us tonight
>>578880140We have to figure out a lot of things first hand. If we listened to people and their warnings humanity might have progressed much further, but alas we slow down because we have to figure out for ourselves.
>>578879942But enough about Kyoppi
>>578878371Lizard exists to be mating pressed by my suncat
>>578880140I'm glad my schizo finally left me alone
>>578879816cute loser
Can a kind soul on gilgamesh check who won the Shirogane 20-24 medium? I'm out of town for the next 3 days and I only got my phone on me :(
>>578880354now this is gaming
>>578880296Time to tag out Twintania, just this once.
There should be an Elezen and Obi meetup I think that would be a good idea hah hah look im a silly lil fox
>>578880354I kneel
>>578880358u wouldnt..
>>578880445>>578880313....
>>578880494O-okay... maybe it is time...
>>578879393Kys Kat
>>578880140>barely interact with anyone>some schizo namedrops/schizos me for months>the retarded hivemind (you) think it is truePeople like you should genuinely die
>>578880315I don't know enough other lalas, I wouldn't know where to even ask....also you should check your eyes anon, you missed four letters in one of the words??? concerned for you D:
>>578880078what is double sinners i just started playing...
>>578880575Anon why did you automatically assume he based his opinion off of thread activities?
>>578880193You should give up forever. Uninstall. Find the nearest running woodchipper and jump into it.
alright you all left me with no choiceSUGAR SMACKS IS A BIOFEM
>>578880693it's the jungle camp that has 2 of those gambling machines
>>578880193Don't forget that fishing should be fun!
>>578880740Sugar Smacks is a breakfast cereal dipshit
>>578880740Oh no anyway
>>578880575should of had friends to warn you/defend you
>>578880740clap clap clapbrave announcement anon
>>578880779oohh, sure! (still dont know what that is, but sounds good)
>>578878494This doesn't hit the same if it doesn't have a cute anime girl attached to it
>>578879572She's a fake, crazy bitch who hurts people
>>578880087I'm idling and on Light at the current moment.
>>578879731bro fell for a bpd slut. i fuck one like that on her home server when the person she EB goes offline
>>578880551what's your record? most times in a day i feel like you would have a crazy number
You can't resist, no?
>>578880553Good girlserver..
>>578880846it only hits harder like that if you're terminally online
they're called honey smacks now retardthey make your piss smell weird
is it faster to level with autoduty or to ask a friend to spam leveling roulette with you
Which race gives the sloppiest suckjobs?
>>578880740I swear you guys are getting closer to unironically being named "Glorpo Shitto" everyday
>>578880880
what? sugar smacks is a biofem? holy cute...
>>578879380>reclear party, 3+ clears ONLY, CHECKINAre people really doing this?
>>578880867well fuck you are out of my reach, sorry anon. Come to crystal one day and we might be friends.
>>578880880Throwing this minion in the trash
>>578880740I understand why you would think that, his miera seems like fujo ukebait, but no. He's just really really gay.
>>578880880lmao
>>578880193sometimes it do be like that but u cant win if you dont throw the dice to begin with
>>578880895i haven't had honey smacks in forever, i fucking loved those as a kid
>>578880893>Implying most people ITT aren't
>>578880949stop grooming random anons muffy
>>578880863My nignog in lean, you ASKED her to leak logs. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>578880940that did indeed happen for chaotic
>>578880867What world are you on
>>578880880Before someone does the event to throw it away, you cannot toss unique minions, so your best course of action is doing the event but once you get the last quest hit decline at the very end
>>578880867I'm your schizo, come idle with me
>>578880880I cant wait to walk around with Wuk Lamat going into Evercold
>>578881037well yeah because 1 motherfucker can join and waste time for 23 other people
>>578880936Is that a femlala or a lalaboy
>>578881085just delete the entire character
>>578881037That's because one person can cause a wipe if they killed like one other guy before the body check.
>>578881021I have no clue who that is but if they reach out to others, that is probably good. Most of you are shy bitches that need to be poked and prodded constantly.
100% straight miera hereconfirmed single biofem listget your eb for 2026uterusc@ - makes funny posts and poses, usually pleasant to talk to both in game and outpunchc@ - a badass punching cat, what's not to like?isere kharlu - archery autist, likes gardening and cookingmiki okada - has a smoking hot body and is nice to talk to in game, hard working office lady irlgotham city - fujo, but can you blame her? has a cute miera, likes PvP and lolita fashionmira nicotera/hot chip/myrah nidaal - cute blooniepoyo - realistic and nice, fun to chat with in game, plays vns and likes visual keifibblit tandywine - older woman (we like them older), PvPercute girl/bind tyradin/geez louise - funny, likes highlanders and PvP, marriednanahi nahi - haven't seen them aroundcotota dotharl - red femra, likes malezen, PvPertaladria demaio - has matching names with judas and I think that's cutekarotte cake - makes nice gposesyuki phicet - I've seen them around but haven't talked to them, probably nicesaran miyake - cute horned lalaalma "adderra" larenn - haven't seen them aroundjuni tatsumi - DB'd and Poyo'd goods, has massive cowtitssugar smacks - new biofem ripe for the takingsorry ladies, we don't care if you're taken or don't want to be on this list, you're all cheaters anyway.
>>578881037>1 dumb retard joins who "Cleared">ruin it for 23 OTHER PEOPLE
>>578880496my fat ugly malezen is showing updon't be late babe
>>578881021weird namedrop but i'm busy watching gay porn...
>>578881205>poyo>realistic
>>578881187What is your race?
>>578881205my moonie didnt make the list
>>578881037What were they thinking>You get extra rewards by dragging someone new to it and clearing them!>Oh but also we have countless body checks that can wipe the entire raid
>>578880879i dont exactly keep track of that stuff
>>578880880what's with the "adventurer" meme they're still clinging ontothe player character isn't an adventurer, the player character is a lap dog for the most boring one note shallow group of people in the game
>>578880880This minion will be a fine addition to my collection
>>578881273too many to count?
>>578880910miera
>>578881252wanna make gay porn instead?
>>578881205Didn’t karotte get caught making lowlander poses
>>578881187Yeah, that’s me..So it’s genuinely nice when I have someone poke and prod me, and not get mad about my shitty communication
>>578881256why do you care about that, anon?
>>578881151>>578881185>>578881215Yes, I understand and agree with the rationale. I'm stating that it has happened before as the anon asked
>>578881252i love you
>>578881252thanks for the gpose meet btw, really enjoyed it :)
>>578881361Based
>>578879360New Mission: Queue for Endsinger in Duty Finder. Do your normal greetings to the party. During the cutscene where the Scions say "Light the way!" type into the chat, "I skipped the story. Who are these people?". Then stop responding to anything anyone says, kill the boss, leave immediately.
i didnt win the lotto...i should just make a solo FC instead
>>578881361who actually cares
>>578880880Now you can speak with Wuk Lamat wherever you are
>>578881445Eh, too obvious of a bait, even if you skipped the story, you will see them as quest NPCs often
you should just start obeying my femra instead
>>578881314This, i wish they had actually done what Dawntrail weakly attempted but didn't commit to.Remove all scions from the story and lower the stakes. When DT turned into another end-of-the-world story i actually laughed out loud, what a joke of a game.
>Make 10/10 content>PF ruins it>JP ruins it by complaining about it ruins the savage prestige
>>578881448do so on an alt and level it until you can purchase a house on it and have it bid on fc plots and your main bid on personal plots, doubled your chances of getting one. 2 x 0 =Profit
>>578881367>it's genuinely niceit is not, most of the time people are excited for a couple of weeks then they get bored. It is the nature of online friendships. They are ephemeral and temporary.But every now and then you sift through enough to find a real one.
>>578881597I still have yet to see proof of them bitching about chaotic gear
>>578881564your wish is my command. how may an unworthy like me serve you today
>>578881324I dont do it that much why do you want to know this kinda stuff so bad
>>578881085The orchestrion rolls are rewards for the next quest after finishing this one though
>>578881074******>>578880949Maybe one day.>>578881121I'll do it when you post about me less, schizo-kun.
>>578881597>>JP ruins it by complaining about it ruins the savage prestigenever heard of thislast time I checked JP had an absurdly high clear rate, they clearly liked chaotic
>>578881669give her lots of hugs and hold her and tell her Everything is okay now im here
>>578881564But femras exist solely for the purpose of being turned into obedient hypno dolls
Would you guys mind if I posted my fiddie?
>>578880705Because I’m not going to believe that most people here actually interact with the individual. They go off what they read here and formulate their “own” opinion.
>>578881564what would you like my lalaboy to do? he will commit suicide if it pleases your femra.
>>578881772yes
>>578881772If you do we have to get married unfortunately
>>578878661Yarp
>>578881597>10/10 content>one death can cascade into a wipe>body checkslol
>>578881528Goodhttps://files.catbox.moe/7fpv3o.jpeg
>>578881314The player character is also simultaneously ancient chungus wholesome jesus chosen one or whatever, too.
>>578881735But I do it only 5 times every thread... that's already an improvement you gotta agree!
>>578881772>Ruins your middie post with a middie post
>>578881674that is surprising to me tbdesui'll stop harassing you and find someone else though...
she is her femra
Do you guys think they’ll close Balmung when .56 releases
posting my moonie feet
>>578880470I'll try to remember when I get back on my computer later, might be 30 min or a few hours, but I'll try to remember your post
Content soon.BST is the only reason i bought DT so finally i will have my payoff, i can almost taste it.
>>578881597Chaotic would be 10/10 if middle alliance wasn't the lynchpin in clearing.>>578881736Among those who did it, yes, but the participation in JP is still laughably low. I think criterions had higher clear percentage.
>>578881740
>>578881948why can't I look like that...
This is my character themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtczgyW9dUGuess my race
>>578881904HOW IS THAT SURPRISING
>>578882035Cant wait for you to complain about it being level 50
>>578880575same herebut luckily nobody believes it and they just think my shitposters are gay for me
>>578882006*spills hot coffee on your toes*
>>578881772You have my permission.
>>57888203513 days awayI can hardly waitIt better save dawntrail or else
>>578882049This image is so sweet... thank you i love you /hug /hug /hug /hug /dote /heart /hug /dote /hug /hug /heart /hug /hug /hug /dote /beam
>>578882085Male Viera.
>>578882035Brother you had greys on normal modes you ain't clearing the Crucible lmao
>>578880713thats a lil mean don't you think? :(>>578880786It can be! Sometimes.....>>578881012Yeah that's true, some day ttokatoa and moonmarking saucer will bite for real. Just gotta keep deluding myself until then B)
me moonie
>>578880193I haven't even done ANY fishing yet. Maybe one day
>>578881872hurry up and post the catbox already
>>578881872I always sexpest you but today I am not feeling creative, so just have an affectionate (you) instead. I'll think of something for the next time
>>578882156ack!
>>578882097is that a real question
>>578882260what da cute moonie doin
Lisbeth is doing the blocked connection again aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What if you ambushed me and then knocked me out?What if then you kidnapped me and tied me up in your basement, where you would proceed to hypnotize me, place a tight, enchanted collar around my neck and make me ingest various ominous potions..?
Always settled forNever first chosen
>>578881359...shout me>>578881395i.. i love you too anon... >>578881409very welcome! thanks for coming!
>>578882228FUCK
>>578882186The "Multiplayer" aspect looks like pure slop but I am very interested in the Carnivale like thing
Sex with Ryne
>>578882247I had a Skyfriend window where I got Moonmarking on the very first mooch but then I didnt get a thing for the entire rest of the intuiton & windowTtokatoa also took me like 20 windows to get when he released
>>578882345*shouts you*
>>578882376The multiplayer aspect is just scoreboards, innit?
>>578881869Make it 4 and I'll consider it..
>>578881804>>578881809>>578881872>>578882167Directions unclear, deploying fiddie
by the by how catty and dramatic are the gays itt?
>>578882042>Among those who did it, yes, but the participation in JP is still laughably low. I think criterions had higher clear percentage.everyone must kneel before Mana
>>578882376What multiplayer aspect? It's almost strictly a solo job, that's the appeal of itThey merely "allow" you to go in with a party if you SUCK at playing solo
>>578882260Yep I'm sniffing
>>578882186have they said how you get beasts, am i gonna be competing with other people in the overworld to capture things?
>>578882238And your BLU challenges, howre those?I enjoy single player challenges, unlike most seem to here. With my schedule single player challenge content is exactly what im looking for. I love BLU content and wish they expanded more on that instead.
>>578882260post bulge
>>578881872>>578882281Don't worry I got this one for you.https://files.catbox.moe/97j30c.jpg
>>578882423I'll try, but I can't make any promises...
>>578882415>>578882460Oh nah, I meant like, partying up with people, they did mentioned some beasts will be in Alliance raids, like there's nothing interesting about it.
>>578882306kinda...
>>578880470Not the other anon who replied, but it's currently unclaimed. I'd check what the winning ticket was, but I'm not a gilg native, so I can not see that.
>>578882534I always suspected that you were a map gamer you got that vibe to you autism
>>578882323Need this done to me.......
>>578882501>unlike most seem to hereCan’t help but sneak in some abrasiveness, can you?
>>578882476Yeah, you smack a mob until they go low, and then use a pokeball to capture them>>578882539I don't remember alliance raids being mentioned, but they did mention dungeons. They also said you can go in with your beasts.
>>578882534Its more like this right now really!
>>578882359
>>578882560i basically picture your life like the lonely island jizz in my pants video, just constantly cumming with even the slightest disturbance except instead of andy samberg it's a cute girlhope that helps
>guy never reaches out to me>whenever I decide to do it he says "I should reach out more often, you're a good friend">doesn't do it>just stop messaging him>havent talked to him in over a year nowyou lonelyfags are such assholes sometimes, I would be so happy if my friend sent me a message saying "whats up" or something
Its funny when people pretend BLU solo content is so rich and deep when it boils down to 3.5 boss fights you can blow through in a day
really? 3.5?
Hello again, /xivg/
>>578882501>I enjoy single player challenges, unlike most seem to here.Where is your Goldor clear? Where is your BLU umbrella?
It will flop
>>578882723Regardless, they are putting all their eggs into the Crucible, everything outside it gonna be BLU 2, even more cancer too because unlike BLU where you can just watch the mob cast the spell, now I assume 1 mob=1 player
>>578882725is 5 worth playing yet did they fix the ai making an absolute mess of the map past the first few hundred years?
>>578882834is this an sph post
>>578882797I grew up almost entirely alone so reaching out to people isn't something I think about too often
>>578882410*makes gay porn with you?*
>xcancel taken downfor fuck sake
>>578882501>always get tons of "you dont play the game" posts>turns out i play the game more than those peopleevery time
>>578880470Bonus image for the current status. Ask again later today.
I need someone to sph me...
>>578882853the LARP never ends
>>578881587>When DT turned into another end-of-the-world story i actually laughed out loud, what a joke of a game.this is why my only satisfaction in the game comes from doing side content now
>>578882994how small is it? I only sph 3 and under
>>578880193i kinda miss trolling you for being an inferior tholl ngl
>>578882769I stared at this for 2 minutes just thinking thats fucked up but not really wrong
>>578883061but anything under 7 is small?
>>578882501you don't even have a single solo DD lolyour solo challenger credibility is zero
>>578882797there are very few people that reach out, very few. And an overwhelming amount of these people that just sit back and wait.Always happens to me, I just learned to treat it as part of life, most friendships are meant to be temporary, most people don't really care that deeply about you. Just take what you can get and move on.
>enter duty rouletteonly god can imagine what horrors I just dodged
Sex with femezen
If you hate Artisan, bossmod, Splatoon, etc., you hate Square Enix. We’re sick of you criticizing the best game company of all time. FFXIV is a plugin MMO and we all like this.
>>578882853Nor duels lol
>>578882664It's not autistic to have 1500 hours in Oxygen Not Included.
>>578882890Ozma needs to be taken out back and shot and then only allowed to touch alliance raids until he quits.
>>578883161>almost halg GB characterHOW?
>>578881564my sunnie would sooner kill herself than do that
>>578883120>>578882853
>>578883072hey, you asked
>>578883190Shut up Macchi before I kiss you hard
>>578883120>>578882853>>578883210every time some retard gets sanctimonious about the content they enjoy in here it always turns out to be a larp, like actually pretending for attention
>>578883185That's Athena. Who I absolutely would have sex with
>>578883276except this time it's the other way around>I'm better than most of you here at solo content>look inside>zero solo content donelol
>>578883272*raise dead*You are now my slave :3
gm *falls asleep again*
>>578882890it'll be fun, but it'll get treated like BLU and only recieve minor updates every 3-4 years since it can only interact with a limited amount of content and afk in cities instead of being able to do the BST minigame as well as take it to roulettes, EX, savage, maps, forays, pvp, ultimates, fate grinding and whatever other content i didn't include that any other job can do
>>578883276If you talk about enjoying single player challenges and havent done the single player challenges in the game I'm gonna say something and question your credibility, on the other hand I have done Goldor and have my blue umbrella unlike Fat Hroth and I started playing in 2020
>>578883420gumo *humps your unconscious body*
>>578882853None of the challenges are done aside the one from stage 20 which is whatever
>>578883420cute lala
>>578883393>I'm better than most of you here at solo contentWhere did he say that? He said he enjoys solo content.
>>578882398Blessed then immediately cursed, that sounds awful.....The worst thing for me is that I caught both ttokatoa AND moonmarking on my first windows when they released, moonmarking was even on the first cast. And of course now that I need them again, they're totally MIA x_x>>578882271You should try it! I'm complaining a lot but it's a very fun side thing if you enjoy collecting stuff :D>>578883065You spelled Gogg wrong????
Goldor is lowkey easier to get than the other ones because there's no real strat you just go into tank stance and spam goblin punch & diamondback
>>578883570schizos will just make up shit to argue about
My abstract femlala is like this
fat tard once again btfo'd
>>578883185Yeah true.
>>578882339iktf, I'm not even the second choice.. third or more
>>578883684Why is she pissing
>>578883468that's scary>>578883515no you>>578883684she's cute too
>>578883570>"I enjoy single player challenges, unlike most seem to here."dont chime in if you're ESL please
is it worth resubbing?
>>578883570>And your BLU challenges, howre those?>...unlike most seem to here.
>>578883739We are the ones who are convenient when there's no other option.
you are free to spout your uneducated opinion but others are free to shit on you for having said uneducated opinion
>>578882906Like all paradox games its gotten better over time, im fairly confident it will be really good in 2 years or so. This is Europe right now in 1485, The only glaring things they need to fix which are consistent are the Mamluks are still way too stable and the Otto's never wipe them out. And for whatever reason they decided that Kiev needs to be strong as hell when they were on the outs by 1337. But the changes to economy and how control/proximity works have made the general management of the country much more fun.https://files.catbox.moe/2bq5bi.jpg>>578883247Its very easy for some of those modbeasts with 343049 piercings and bullshit on their head reach 1 gig. Especially if they also heightbeast.
I thought solo blue mage was pretty cool. I had fun with the job until all I had left was savage raiding with a group (ew!)
>>578883061Its that small
>>578880354yeah?
>>578882323>>578882665It's not like I am using the house I won for anything anyways... N-not that I am contemplating kidnapping and experimenting on either of you. That would be wrong, or... Something.
Is it safe to assume anyone with an accursed hoard title is a cheater?
>>578880354>>578883893kek
>>578883420we need more lalaposters
>>578883893respect his griftI would be doing the same shit if I could make a living off playing this dumb game
>>578883570not the anon you are replying to but for someone that "enjoys solo content" he did precious little, can't even excuse "I dont like combat content" because not even crafters and gatherers are included
>>578883937yeah
>>578883893i know that log larpers literally always just pick someone else because they don't play the game themselves, but picking fucking xeno of all people is frying me
>>578883684my abstract femlala is naked in her ingame house half laying on a sofa like a melted clock in a salvador dali painting
>>578883779>he's ESL
>>578883985You can, you just need to have a personality that brings in the views.
>>578883861i thought this was gonna be porn why am i looking at EUROPE
>>578883937Yes-ish. It's doable without botting if you know the strat and people did get the first one (Hoarder) without it, it's just incredibly fucking tedious to the point I find it hard to imagine anyone doing it legit
>>578883893>>578880354This made me laugh
>>578883867i did all the carnivale again recently on my NA char and its kinda funny how hard everything is powercrept by the lv80 spells
Fat Hroth said he enjoys solo content not because of the challenge, but because has no friends to do content with
>>578883984lalaposters make the world go round
>>578884018>>578884073Good, I'm blacklisting Ari.
>>578884059that poster just wants the attention from having a hot character without putting in any effort
My asocial, nervous wreck femroe just isn't build for raiding even if she did okay years ago on Shiva...
>xivg only getting into BLU when it's old, forgotten, and solved content You niggas are like speedrunners, lmao.
>>578884156brando make me your wife please...
>>578884239fart
NGL this pose took entirely too long for a dumb meme pose.
What's the point of trying to measure e-peen if it isn't even your own peen? The entire point of e-peen is to objectively prove your superiority over others.
>>578884348Well worth it, very based.
>>578884348
>>578884026Sorry to hear that, sis.
>>578883893I don't get this image and I've been playing this game since 2015...
>>578884239BLU is timeless and the best content in the game, there's never a bad time to get into it! Also everyone should do the BLU EX's, they're super fun :D
>>578883894Yes it really would be wrong... i wish i didn't want it so badly anyway..
>>578884059Why would you expect porn when i was talking about EU5! Thats your own fault!
>>578884363A lot of brown people have obsessive parasocial relationships.
my femra is wet
>>578884156how did you do it? I was thinking of giving it a try
>>578884348need a webm of him blowing PLUMES of smoke into a catgirl's face
>>578884475It's just sad honestly.
>>578884461Another generic bleached blonde slut with obvious implants.
I have a parasocial relationship with my FFXIV OC character.Because she's not meWe are two different people.
>>578884628She isn't real, anon. She is just a bunch of pixels on your screen. There is no personality, no life, no soul.Just pixels.
>>578883893Holy shit Xeno posts here!
>>578884461Builded to be captured by invaders and turned from queen to broodsow.
>>578883984ok i will split my femlala into multiple distinct beings to increase the number of lala posters
I like doing solo content it is fun and I can go at my own pace and do what I want
>>578884461you were talking? all I could see was your tits
>>578884420he tried to pretend that he cleared a fight in a low amount of pulls, he was just even more retarded than usual and picked the logs of someone very recognizable instead of some random in limsa
>>578884156Can i tickle your prostate
>>578884628She is real and she's dating me
>>57888448590% of the stages are just puzzle rooms and then the boss stages do not hold up to the current damage output BLU has nowif you get a good chunk of your spells you'll be able to disrespect a lot of stuffif you want guides or just information on the spells https://mage.blue/ is the place to go
>>578882323what if you bought my femlala two brandy alexanders and things got a little silly?
i wanted to be productive in xiv today but i just played roblox all day
>>578884695He imbued her with a fragment of his own soul when creating her.
>>578884695I AM MY MEOWDER
>>578884389A kind anon tried to do a standalone model replacer for me but for some reason it wasn't linking to the proper replacement so I had to download invisible skin and pose the cigars as actors. (A huge fucking pain in the ass.)>>578884403/easternbow>>578884495Funnily enough, before I froze the actors for the pose and I was just getting them all (vaguely) into place, the screen was just absolutely assblasted with smoke every fifteen seconds or so.>>578884461EU5 is too turboautist for me. I'm a lesser autist that plays paradox games like Stellaris ...
>>578884615I have it on good authority that particular blonde slut is not bleached.
>>578884461i didn't read any of that shitfuck europe i just want to see this bitch naked
Surely Blue Mage will get an update after Beastmaster comes out right?
I wonder how people ERP with "nonbinary" characters, that shit gotta be so sterile and boring.
>>578884817roflmao
Was looking at the 6.5 patch and is actually kinda day and night kind of crazy how much shit we got this time around
>>578884725The only reason xenos cleared in a couple pulls was because he progged it on an alt, too. So when his ban was over, he already knew what to do and now has the best ultimate score anyone will ever have.
>>578884880Lol
>>578884960The typically have SOMETHING still in their pants, so you do it like any other ERP, just call them "they" or "them"
>>578884821i always assumed, but uh yeah i'm gonna need some proof
>>578882890yea my dick is going to flop against his face
>>578884960nigga nonbinary doesn't mean you don't have genitals
>>578885010STOP LOLING AT ME
joining a quickie blue static to do all cheevos and raids was actually more fun than the regular savage prog
>>578884779rape
>>578883984Stop schizoing them out of the thread or forcing them to fanta to femras then
>>578884880yeah, it's getting an update in ECwhich is after bst comes out
>>578884960You niggas are just retarded oh my god
>>578883861>milano ascendantVGH
>>578884983EW was so grim. Every patch felt like 3.1 and people would try to kill you for insinuating there was barely anything added for three years.
>>578884960Do you think non-binary means they are barbie dolls?
>>578884348mentlegen
>>578885165there was plenty to do if you raided>but i didn't raidthen perish
>>578884695She's real to meShe's the reason I want to wake upShe's the niceness and hope that I have in this world uncorrupted by the decay of modern society.She touches my mind, she raises my spirits, she makes me realize that all is not doom and gloom and that every day is a slow crawl to the graveI love herShe loves meWhy would you want to break that to make me sad? That's mean. If I were to shatter would you attempt to pick up the pieces? Or would you tell me to do it myself after you shattered me and made the love of my life unpersoned? That is cruel. Let people enjoy things anon.
>>578884479/em gives <t> a towel.
Should my male character partake in a purchased beverage from his local convenience store?
My moonies pants got flooded by THAT malezen
>>578885292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0mHm8WNdMOkay starkiller
>>578885262People used to talk about how great this game is for non-raiders and how much stuff there is to do.But if you don't raid, realistically what is there to do? Moon crafting? OC without forked tower? FISH?
>>578885029>>578885043Yeah duh but so much of what makes things lewd is the interplay between the genders, whether it's based on leaning into the differences or playing off contradicting them (i.e. femboys).You can call someone a "good girl", but what do you call a nonbinary? A "good person"? Some retarded unsexy new term?It's just silly.
>>578885292Is this cap, or…?
>>578885292cute
>>578885187>>578885108>>578885029Seething futards
you're still here it's over go home, the ships gone. Go, go home.
>>578885336i'll allow it
>>578885421demonstrating a lack of imagination here, anon
>>578885262Every expansion going forward should at minimum have a deep dungeon, variants and foray zones so you have stuff to do if you don't raid/are done raiding.
I miss my eb...
>>578885421>You can call someone a "good girl", but what do you call a nonbinary? A "good person"? Some retarded unsexy new term?Doggie.
>>578885187>>578885108See >>578885421>>578885547Demonstrating a lack of ability to answer my question.
My femra...
>>578885518Make me
i encouraged my eb to do try something new, and he unexpectedly did it today out of nowhere.... i'm so pleased!
>>578885642Why is she naked
i jerked off to interracial futanari NTR earliercatboy btw
>>578885395This retard got pissed on
>>578885262Nah, I raided and there was basically nothing, without mentioning the obvious shit (MSQ, Dungeon, Unreal, etc)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/endwalker/patch_6_5/>The Hildibrand trial>Aloalo Variant & Criterion>Fall Guys Collab>Island Sanctuary UpdateVShttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/patch_7_5/>Dancing Mad Ultimate>North Horn>Forked Tower Normal>Beastmaster>New Cosmic Exploration planet>FF7 Typing Minigame CollabWe got almost twice as much content this time around, and some of it is vastly more replayable
>>578884880what can they even do with blue mage besides more of the masked carnivale?
>>578885419Merchants tale, advanced, PT...Thats it really
>>578885703I'm proud of him, it takes a lot of guts for an autistic to try foods outside of their comfort zone.
>>578885795I can't wait to kill her and not feel bad about it.
>>578885262Even if you DID raid it was literally just two mid ults and bashing your balls with a hammer aka criterion savage.
>>578885872Need this done to my light moonie..
>>578885419>People used to talk about how great this game is for non-raidersno one says that>how much stuff there is to do.That they do, most of it includes raiding, which I am not sure what to tell you if you are coming to a MMO and don't want raids.
>>578885872erm
>>578885872HOOOOOOOOOLY
Now that enough time has passed, what happened between Kawaiitely and Lumy?
>>578885863i reported your post to the authorities so if she dies they'll know it was you who did it.
>>578885421>pet>toy>any nickname>sweetheart, darling>pathetic animal>good (literally anything you want)simple as, if you stop at good girl you're just bad
>>578885525Thanks dad.
shotas doko?
>>578885642put on a shirt nigga
>>578885872
/xivg/ers will really say stuff like "I am my moonie" while their moonie is getting hypnotized into dancing naked for a man's amusement
I posted my femra and received 0 (You)s... again...
>>578885872FUCK YOU I JUST GOT A PROMOTION BECAUSE OF THIS AND NOW A SWEET SOUL LIKE ME HAS TO WORK EVEN MORE
>>578886060My moonie does the hypnotizing
>>578885863She's gonna get killed by one of the other Winterers and the game will still try to make you feel bad about a character it invented like 5 minutes ago and didn't flesh out.
>>578885997See that just reinforces my point tho, you can only use generic terms that normal people also have access to, but you don't have any lewd language of your own.It's just objectively inferior.
Gumo gamers
>>578885872source NOW
>>578886074fuck femra
>>578885771>>FF7 Typing Minigame CollabWhat? Did chatgpt hallucinate this?
>>578886110doth she liketh sunnies
>>578879942if it was a solo thing yeah no problembut there are 7 other people
>>578886021UOH TOT
>>578886202anon...
>>578886202no
>>578886021very cute 18 year old
>>578886202its coming out with BSTits where you obtain the Tifa & Barrett attires
>>578886074No you didn't. I looked there the thread and not only is there no femra, every image has at least one reply.
>>578886074The sunnies here hate femra now, sorry sis
>>578886205Yes
>>578881772can I post mine?
>>578886150bro is seriously implying that girl and boy are superior terms because they're addressing a specific gender
>racelore racelore racelore random drama no one gives a shit about, pornslop Dogshit awful faggot general.
>>578886021I have one but he’s not a kitten.
>>578886265He prefers 1X year old but thank you...>>578886225uooooh
>>578885873>top midfair enough>DSR midyou take that back
>>578886290Only if she's cute
>>578886282Where doth she resideth in the game?
>>578881772post your garlean fiddie
>>578886160my femra? bottom otr
>>578886182
>>578886290my fiddie just logged off, so there's room for you to post yours.
>go to balmung>run across uldah>cremation lily has still not moved a single pixel in years
>>578886202>>578886278Correction, coming out in October
>>578886280it probably happened earlier or the other day but waited to post as to not out themself
>>578886337yet you partake in generalcurious!!
>>578886280It wasn't last thread >>578886184 >>578886281Now she's going to wither and die...
>>578886335I'm saying having access gendered language and tropes gives you more erotic dialogue options than if you restrict yourself exclusively to generic options, which is self-evidently true.
nigga i sold dope when the rent due
>>578886337post thighs sandris
was feeling pretty okay about myself until i used two mirrors to see what my side profile looks like
>>578886435>October 28ththis game fucking sucks
>>578886419no...
>>578885771>Fall Guys collabThey should be executed for this I'm not joking.
Here is some random drama that no one gives a shit about.Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way.
How good is your WoL's dodge roll?
>>578886337hey cutie, are you single?
>>578879756>>578879945I'm a casual and I think us casuals should just quit the game and be excecuted
Posting my somewhat bedazzling blue creaturoid
>>578886512Maybe it's time to stop pretending to be a woman and you won't feel bad about failing to live up to an unattainable standard.
>>578886337No one gives a snip.
>>578886558I can't imagine why
>>578885771Thanks for reminding me 6.5 was absolute dogshit
>>578884812Thats why I call you a good girl
>>578886435>have to wait a month and a half after 7.56 drops for the typing minigame to come out
>>578886340Post him...
>>578886380You may find her on goblin
>>578886561you're scaryputting a paper bag over your body
>>578886561Otis my lil nigga you are three months early.
How's the drop rate on the new ex trial wings? Anyone farmed it this patch? It said it was buffed but you can't 99 totem buy them yet?
>>578886337sandris post thighs
>>578886661....
Vaguepost of the day. I need HIM inside me. That male maliddie. You know the one.
>>578886634uh. i'm fully male and am happy being a manwtf are you going on about
>>578885771>FF7 Typing Minigame CollabGenuinely looking forward to this.
>>578886467Your original post was saying sex with nonbinary people must be sterile and boring, you're changing the goalposts after being shown thats dumbIf you're obsessed with having to say "boy" during sex thats all on you
>>578886712Its still not great, didnt see them in around 20 runs to finish off my totems
>>578884348Amazing>>578884461NTA but I've never played EU5, my brains too smooth for that. I just save your stuff when I see em and end up paying attention to your posts as a result
>>578886761>male maliddieWhat about a female maliddie?
>>578881772fidders are to be posted
>>578886467i think you're just not very creativegendered terms aren't necessarily sexier, depending on the context and scene it might even be better to not address your partner as what they are as people but instead treat them as object; and if you wanna praise someone, "pet" or something even more specific to the person themselves that isn't tied to their binary gender is way more eroticyou can find plenty of solutions but you do you though
IAMMYFEMRA
>>578886780Same, Typing of the Dead is my fucking jam
>Because the opinion of the "savage raider" doesn't matter because they don't pay the bills
>>578886840Femaliddie
>>578886825Someone hypnotize this cat
yoshi p, ban that guy
>>578886793No i said ERP, you're hallucinating things xister.
>>578886686
when is the gay meetup?
>>578886669Okay, im going to goblin, where do I go..?
>>578886761We know, Laz
Certain people here blocked or stopped talking to me, I want a reason why. Answer me right now:-Brando Peam-Oka Nieba-Layla West-Mochizuki Chiyome-Heiko Harlocke-Rob Chidori-Ashley Sandoval -Val Morabella
>>578886160My malera? Top otl
>>578883984lala…
>>578886818Oh damn that's bad.. maybe I should wait till it's buyable then, they might buff the drop rate when that happens?
>>578886969Sorry, everyone in this game is straight.
>>578886980You won't find her right now, because I'm at work
>>578887062the best femlala
>>578886947? That doesn't change my post. You're just being a pedantic crybaby now
>>578886228how unsightly
>>578886825more pictures please hypnocat...
>>578887093I think they will, I think itll be buyable next patch? .56?I hope at least...
>>578886969It's at your place, you're the guest of honor
>>578887034Common ebin chaser L
>>578887034>not listeddamn, i need to try harder
>>578887034who are you nigga
>>578887034Because you're a pedo.
>>578887062i want to rape this lala
>>578886712We never got a hard number but the community saysOn release: 1%First increase: to 5%Max increase: to 10%Euno is currently on the first increase
My moonie is like this
>>578886864Again, you can also do objectification or petplay with normal people, but you can't engage in any gendered language or tropes with a theythem.Therefore it's objectively an inferior experience, they just lack a huge amount of dialogue options that they have no replacement for and your only cope is "well they can do these things that everyone else can also do and that somehow makes up for it".
>>578887118Swister... why would you do this to a desperate, thirsty sunnie..
i await the day someone namedrops my femlalayou DO remember me right?
>>578887309I never promised anything...
>>578886378damn>>578886423ok thank you
>>578886228This explains all the recent schizoing
>>578887382Yes you didYou're MINEYou're SUPPOSED to be my hypnodomYou OWE me...
>>578886874She looks like she fucks great and also utterly mentally ill. A true femra!
I wanna transfer my character to Balmung but I have to wait 90 days…
>>578887034those names look AI generated
>>578887472Sorry bitch that's my hypnodom now
>>578887524Did you know this game has a built in random name generator
>>578887462three hour make-out session with this fiddie
>>578887149.56 isn't far off right? I guess there's no harm in waiting for the patch then>>578887247The other fights only got 1 buff and that happened when they were buyable for 99, I've farmed the rest and those didn't feel like 5%. but they buffed the current ex now but didn't include the 99 exchange. was it really just a halfbuff to 5% for now and the 10% buff only happens when they add the 99 exchange?
>>578886969male meetup is once a month
>>578887298>they just lack a huge amount of dialogue optionsno you're just bad lol
https://youtu.be/ZIfSaDNVjXI
Femra=MtF trans community Face 3 Femra=Jessica YanivFace 3 croc tailed Femra=Christine Weston Chandler I hope you know what I mean when I say this
>>578887601does that include jerking you off
Mo Fu are you here? I got a question
>>578887776
>>578887776wait wait wait wait wait wait waiti'm making a f3mra right nowwhich tail is the good one for f3mra?
>>578887472That's not how you talk to your superiors. Seems like I'm going to have to take more of your memories
Is it okay if I just lurk
>>578887670I mean i literally explained how that is the case and everyone only responded by offering generic options as an alternative, so it seems like you actually agree with my point.
>>578887462Awooga
>>578887776what's wrong with the croc tail?
>>578887890Anything but the croc tail.
>>578887514What world are you currently on? Surely it can’t be that bad
>>578887772https://youtu.be/TD9nptU6p9w
>summon a primal to stop the primal killer>plan failscalyrex-electric is so fucking stupid
>>578887867Yeah bro what’s up?
>>578887914Why did this make me drool...
>>578887776Face 1 Femra=Blaire White Face 2 Femra=SpherehunterFace 4 Femra=?
>>578887776>>578887890nevermind i looked up both of those people>>578887968why is that?
>>578887834yeah, of course
>>578888026Goblin
>>578887867ayyy it ya boi mofu ere lmao sup nigga
good morning
I deserve a freakr4 xaela eb
>>578888098Haha.. made you look.. got your attention..
>>578887776face 3 is hunter schafer actually
my catboy shitposts on /xivg/ about things that really have nothing to do with ffxiv.he makes it relevant by speaking from the perpsective of his male middie, fiddie, highlander, thighlander, malezen, femezen, lalaboy, femlala, catboy, catgirl, maleroe, femroe, malera, femra, miera, fiera, hroth, or femhroth. he tries to keep his characters consistent by only making certain shitposts about certain races but he lost track of the characteristics of the imaginary characters in his head. he hasn't been subbed for 3 years.
>>578887062i love her big silly hat
>>578888081kino
>>578888101Because I made you that way. You used to be normal, you know
>>578888232Morning Elk. I was just leaving, but I hope you have a good time.Also, nice sun kitty tiddies, let me motorboat them someday.
>>578888274He's lowkey so ugly, i feel bad for trannies that this fag became their mascot.
>>578888251Fine, I’ll just go FUCK myself.
>>578888328No you didnt... ive never met you im just like this
>>578887917no, i don't agree with the notion of "ungendered terms are generic" because the point you're trying to prove is that gendered terms are something special while they're really notare they semantically generic because they refer to anyone in a generalistic term? yesare they less engaging in erp specifically? hell no if you think so you're genuinely never gonna be a good plap because you'll be stuck to the default basic safe-horny route
>>578888380I can do it for you if you want..
My femra?She's a pretty tough boss. Constant body checks, a huge sink of your free time, you don't even get any good rewards!But people say she's fun to beat!Please laugh please clap please laugh please clap please laugh please clap please laugh please clap.
Now that the boat is gone where do you go to plap?
Final Fantasy XIV - THE place to talk about if a tranny wants to be called boy or girl during erotic text talk between two adult men
my femra is part of the FBI's Hostage Rescue Team (HRT)
I just hit the fattest fucking DNC LB in frontlines and basically I'm the best
>>578888458You can fuck yourself?
>>578886825Complimented by hatcat with fat tats ...
>>578888497looting her clothes so she has to fight the next party in the nude
is it f2mra fishra or femr2 or maybe even fem2a
>>578888518Back to the streets for you, whore
>>578888518At a friends place and then let them know i came on their sheets
>>578887034Heiko ERPs?
>>578888604>fem2aOnly if you main machinist.
>>578888604FEMTUAH
>>578888604It's annoying.
havent gooned in 2 days which moonie is catching this load?
>>578888518my moonie's apartment...
>>578888518I don't plap
>>578888564I will ruin you, you dumb cunt!
>>578887034I only have one person blocked and I doubt you're them LOL
>>578888775is it me...
>>578888604>fem2aFem Tuah Man>>578888589Don't do that.
im so fucking bored
I wish that twitter hypnomoonie posted more
>>578888339have a good day anon>>578888775is it me
>>578888851wanna frontline im just spam queueing
>>578884348you shall quit smocking
I wish someone hypnotized my fiera in humiliating ways...
Quest objective: Try to find something nice to say about Dawntrail MSQ.
>>578888497Im too weird for her
Grown men in their 30's with no sense of personal responsibility trying to act like cute anime girls who want validation for the bare minimum wondering why no women take them seriously.
Hey! I'm a returning player (played for like 80 hours last year and quit around level 60)Is there a free company i can join with people from around here? i feel like i'd enjoy this more with a bit of a social aspect to itI'm on EU, Chaos, Phantom
>>578887134thank you, anon…!>>578887226kyahhh!! please don’t pin her down and yank her skirts up and knock her glasses off and and and…!!!!>>578888294I love her big silly hat too… I was inspired by Yuyuko, so I even gave it a veil…
>>578888978welcome to the thread, you'll fit in soon enough
>>578888954It was better than Stormblood's MSQ at least
>>578888497this is a grown man
>>578888604I want to plap your fem2ra
>>578888725Uh huh, sure you will
>>578888820blart what the devil are you doing on that confounded computer tablet device?
>>578889009
>>578888978I'm a 29 year old teenager actually
>>578888978why would i care if internet whores take me seriously
>>578889045I don't agree, Stormblood's MSQ at least had interesting and good worldbuilding and had some good characters such as Gosetsu and Fordola.
>>578888978Just call them femlalas
>>578888954i like the concept of alexandria and their newfound fear of dyingi just wish it wasn't wrapped in LO-FI CYBER CITYSCAPES TO STUDY/RELAX/SLEEP TO
>>578884461>see a wall of text with dumb bimbo image thumbnail>dont read dumb bimbo posts>see catbox link>expect it to break 4channel rules in a way related to the dumb bimbo
>>578888945Giving your fiera plenty of triggers. Making your fiera drop into trance mid-sentence. Making your fiera think being naked at all times is normal
>>578889013>kyahhh!! please don’t pin her down and yank her skirts up and knock her glasses off and and and…!!!!Hi! DC/Server/Location?
>>578889009we have a CWLS in Light
>>578889260Ahh don't tease me, i want this so badly...
my miera is jeetmaxxing
>>578887776>>578888106>>578888274how do you guys hate trannies but have acute knowledge of trannies down to their names
>>578889148i care deeply if internet whores take me seriouslyi desperately crave their attention and want them to acknowledge me in literally any wayplease
>>578889438how do you jeetmax?
>>578889205That's the most frustrating part of the entire Dawntrail story, it's like on the cusp of exploring something interesting and then takes it in the most gay and boring way possible.Even things that ARE interesting, like the Milala history, are told in a way that feels like the devs are personally insulting you.
>>578889447sun tzu said know your enemy
>>578888371let's agree to disagree>>578889447i follow hideo kojima on twitter and that man posts nonstop with hunter
>>578888954It would have been better if they hadn't turned it into a "Save the world" plot again or actually stuck to their guns and gave us what they promised. They swore up and down that we'd be fighting against the Scions and questioning loyalties and having to make hard decisions, and the only thing that came from that is that Thancred and Urianger force you to take an alternate route during one of the dungeons. There is no schizm, there is nothing that happens to make you think that you will ever have to go against any of the Scions, and I think that is insane considering how much of a selling point it was made out to be when Dawntrail was announced.
>>578889447Can't speak for those guys but i have a love-hate relationship with trannies, i like their memes, aesthetics and culture and find some of them really cute, but i just wish they didn't insist on this retarded idea that they're actually women.
>>578889447i only know these trannies because people talk about them so fucking much on /v/ and /tv/>>578889528/tell your catgirl@balmung dylmiera?
>>578889447知彼知己,百战不殆Know your enemy500 BCE
>>578889447its like an obsession for them. they think about trans people more than trans people do
>>578878494What's wrong with getting comfy and putting on comfy clothes, and maybe sitting under a blanket, with the ac on?
>>578889447You spend enough time online you're bound to hear of a few famous ones
>>578889548you got guns? got guns too, what up, son?you wanna battle for cash and see who sons who?
/em sniffs the airwho the hell is THAT
>>578889423Snapping your fiera out of trance and then immediately putting her back under over and over again until her brain is mush. Giving your fiera a hypnosis addiction. Making your fiera repeat humiliating mantras..
>>578888941*blowes smoke in you're face*
i really like the cute pastel blue and pink but it has been ruined for me
>>578889447Niggas ITT be like>I HATE TRANNIES I WANT THEM DEAD>and jerk off to tranny porn
>>578889753sorry, i took my shoes off
>>578889671because I'm not there with you???
idk guys its pretty easy to not look into this sorta thing if you don't like it
>>578889807"You forgot to attach the gigachad image"
>>578888954The gondola ride with G'raha was peak and shows the side of him I wish we saw way more.
My lowlander works off Looney Tunes logic.
>>578889389Would you mind inviting me to it? Here's my character thingy
>>578889823damnlemme see em
>>578889784ewz
>>578888954i like sphene
>>578889918really? i feel like he's been like that almost too much since we took him back to the source. he was way cooler as the exarch
>ITT
>>578889865Well what am I supposed to do about that???
>>578889782Ahh being permanently affected by this would be so terrible... my fiera aims to present herself in a dignified, knightly manner, your corrupting influence would probably make that quite difficult for her...ltea13 on discord if you maybe wanna talk about this a bit more..
>>578890006I don't want trannies to go away, I just wish they'd get better gimmicks.
>>578889807i used to jerk off to videos of trannies jorking it in public because they're vaguely feminine but at the same time there's genuine risk that he'll get caught and put on the sex offender registry or have his skull caved in by somebody that hates trannies. a woman being erotic in public would most likely be given a pass so there's less risk.
why does this game has the art style of an uncanny doll's house?
>>578888604What hair?
>>578890109>why does this game hasGood morning
>>578890109because it's just a PS3 game that they added slightly better textures to years later
>>578890081>I wish these people would entertain me, otherwise their existence is a burden
>>578890079Sorry I rarely move beyond thread teasing but I hope another anon takes you up on that…
>>578888604can i idle next to you sometime?
>>578888954the lore of the giants was kinda cool
>>578889753sorry, i'll go change..
>>578889009You're kinda shit out of luck when it comes to Chaos, they are a bunch of anons here but we are spread out and don't really play together. At least as far as I know.
how was anon's plap experience with maru? I'm a little curious if it's fun
heywanna
>>578890203Ahh how sad :( Your posts were already making my fiera's brain go soft a little..
>>578890196
how do i go about making a solo FC? just ask in cities for help?
>>578890196yes
>>578890232Lazy and uninspired, he thinks his character is hot enough that he doesn't have to try. Barely better than the "touches your nipples, yes" image if you've ever seen that. I wouldn't give him the time of day again.
Is there a wimple mod, preferably for femlala?
>>578890232the cock did the heavy lifting, the rest of the character is like croc tier ugly, and the erp is something you would find on KIK in 2014
>>578890196And you don't agree?
who is the throat goat of xivg?
>>578890196My dark, twisted and cruel shotalander says this
I turned on autoretainer and then went to go poop and it had only dont 6/8 FCs in the 25 min it took me to finish. wtf?
>>578890241yeah
>>578890241later
>>578890336>>578890368Newfags gtfo this thread>>578890425At least one of you got it right
Maru is the name of my cat
>>578890424maru ugly????? nigga ur turbogay
>>578890445ruri tora
>>578890475>it had only dontIt really is brown hours
>>578890196YeahIf you're ugly and boring then what are you here for?
>>578890546post your cat please
>>578890293One day!
Thoughts on me?/furrow
>>578889058This is so fucking true.>>578889447anon you have to think about it this way the average person who's posting like that is genuinely so obsessed that they have constant paranoid alarms going off in their brain the moment a woman is drawn with slightly big hands or shoulders. they're out here saying "I FUCKING HATE CIGARETTE SMOKERS. FUCK. I KNOW YOU FILTHY SMOKERS ARE SUCKLING THAT FILTER 57." whilst itching for their next smoke
>>578890559yeah maru your character looks like shit, 12 feet tall for no reason ugly fishra and you think it's hot because you slapped some z cup tits on itget some taste
>>578890445mofu
>>578890445it's actually me, i have a crippling oral obsession. i bite my nails and lips all day and i have no gag reflex. i make my partner's toes curl, tongue swirls, hands rotation, spit, lipstick, ball worship, you name it. i could suck their dick all day in final fantasy fourteen.
>>578890715you forgot the massive + it also has for spme reason
>>578890691This character is so pretty...
is face 5 the only good fiddie face?
>>578889528Tell every ebin you want sexReply to every Miki postTalk daily about biofems in a 15 year old PS3 MMOGenerate AI porn
>>578888604ntr phenotype
>>578890137https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/165335>>578890207I dont see the point in idleing when i don't do anything i log off if I want attention I'll just post my character here with a stupid message like earlier
anyone that uses that cock with the veins popping out like worms burrowing in the skin is a pass from me
>>578890791>spme
>>578890776>hands rotationwhat??
Who is Maru? I need to see some fat tits
>>578890862I think most fiddies here use the kind of angry looking face
>>578890862i'm a proud face1 and basically you're wrong
/playdeadguess not
>>578890919That's what they look like on grown men, you're a pedophile if you don't like it.
i dont want to go to my back breaking physical labor jobi just want to watch my lalafell finish the story
>>578890919My dick looks like that IRL
>>578890936yeah you kinda twist your hands at the base of shaft softly, stroking them, while you take care of the tip with your mouth
>>578890918post another thigh angle
>>578882057same sis, same...
>>578890776>no mention of the grapefruit techniquebaka
>>578890918how am I supposed to give you a night full of attention if you're logged off?
>>578890919does your cock not look like that?
>>578890005I agree and that's because in that particular scene, his exarch personality came to light.Only to be ruined an hour later when he deepthroated an ice cream cone
>>578891178what is that...
>>578891178>grapefruit technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqE_1rWNz0
>>578891178is it the thing where you eat something to giga salivate before a blowjob? if so i'm already doing that...
I thought about logging in, but if I come across that catgirl again I'm going to start yearning.
If your hand is on the dick it stops being a blowjob and just a handjob with extra steps
>>578891251>Only to be ruined an hour later when he deepthroated an ice cream conethe most eyebrow furrowing scenewhy did he do that? why did it work?
i read the word dick and get instantly hard...
>>578891242nta but no? It has a prominent vein but it sure as hell doesn't look like a snickers bar
>>578884348Based lmao, glad to see that the little time i spent on that mod wasn't wasted
>>578891330it's called resting your jaw
The list is too fucking long50-50 split
>>578890819straight up the prettiest princess TRUEEEEE>>578890919This is also a true statement but I also like it when they do that because imagine running a thin razor blade up one of them.
>>578891391faggotcute.
>>578884817>A kind anon tried to do a standalone model replacer for me but for some reason it wasn't linking to the proper replacement so I had to download invisible skin and pose the cigars as actors. (A huge fucking pain in the ass.)Did you enable it in the right collection in Penumbra?
>>578890974Whats wrong sis
>>578886825the crimson jaw
>>578891501c:
>>578891391rikka...
>>578891397It sounds like you have a BBC junior then bro I'm sorry
I wish there was more gay malezen porn
>>578891676My fiddie does this
i sent someone a dick pic and they got so obsessed that they ended up writing a whole letter to me while i was asleep explaining how they had to block me because it was taking over their thoughts 24/7
>>578890919The only reason I plap characters with a dick is due to a breeding fetish but irl I find them fucking disgusting, this is one of many reasons why.
My f3mra OTL
>>578891662just look up male giraffes porking, it's pretty common.
>>578891747So.... how long is ur dick?
>>578891747sure bro
>>578891824>>578891824>>578891824
>>5788917968 inches and some change
>>578891614this is like that scene in baki where yujiro makes the guards fight each other, but instead they're humping each other due to being in proximity to the femra
>>578890776male roes?
>>578891793But... Elf sex...
>>578881172Why didn't he get a vocal track?
>>578891884Lho..
>>578892109kill yourself nigga
>>578884348Now do the jotaro party trick
>>578890862ALL FIDDIES ARE FACE 5FIDDIE MEANS FACE FIVE MIDDIE
>>578890862im a face 3 middie
