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So... who’s your favorite Odyssey student so far?
>>578880264You will never see your old character in anything again. It's all NEW NEW NEW. WE NEED MONEY SO START PRINTING NEW GIRLS ASAP.
Sayuri and Makina are better versions of Asuna and Karin
>>578880396Many are saying this
>>578880330Mitsuki has me by the balls
>>578880330sayuri mogs everyone else because of her design but they're all boring and derivative as fuck
Start liking plain girls.
>Another chocolate studentWho asked for this?
My Wide Bride being sprayed by my fluids
>SFW board>porn ads up nonstop
Doing lewd things with Nagisa
Linking this great post >>578844250
Need her
My precious desert rose.
Is kokoro a must roll?Her kit reads like she is
>>578880264>UZQUEENGUH
>>578880552can we really post Pina?
Does any anon know how to beat this defense comp? I don't have my own Yakumo.
>>578880396We literally just had Pandemonium Summer retard broNeru already has main story relevance, 1 event and 1 Bluefes event
Wakamo
>>578880549Thoughts on Nagisa's memorial lobby getting referenced? Isn't that like the second time ever of that happening?
>>578880525If a student is going to have their panties on full display then it's important that they're brown to give Sensei a free pass for harassment.
>>578880463She is twelve you sick fuck
>>578880468It's pretty fucking obvious for anyone with a brain. It's better to have a tight cast and going on adventures then slowly adding new characters/girls. This reeks of wanting to get as much money as quickly as possible and it will have this lovely little game fall down a little further.
>>578880524retard
>>578880605>saori terror next fight senseiah shit, here we go again
>>578880525Her personality is more important. She would make a bet with you on who would cum first.
>>578880330Kokoro and Minato
>>578879997
Waka
>>578880654___ __ ___!
>>578880330Makina
>>578880330
>>578880670Many are saying this
>>578880330Minato my beloved
>>578880732>>578880524you have no idea what plain even is and come off as a kid repeating a funny meme they read to fit in
>>578880396Hold on, I thought alt-archive just churning out Hina / Hoshino alts was the money grabbing tactic.Now literal WHO's are the money grab?It's getting really hard to follow these shitposts - can you guys get on the same page and get it consistent at least?The "no content is EOS", but "Dumping content is EOS" was already trying enough.
>school is finally added and fleshed out after being an entity in the lore for five fucking years>”they just want the money!”This is getting desperate
>>578880584Japs rated her S tier which is the 3rd highest so good but not amazing.
>>578880624>shun miyako sHanako bNeru saki mitchI have 2 people using that defense in my bracket and my winrate is about 75%
Raped again
>>578880330odysseia
>>578880525Sensei did
they just want the money
Favorite expression out of these?
coom in Nozoom.
>>578880795Kushina...
>>578880330chocodrill
>>578880865by "japs" you mean some list by irrelevant randos that don't play the game
>>578880624I just dance around any team that even has jewgoatdog since I only have dMitcher + mReisa atm.
Jumby my beloved...
>>578880525UWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
>>578880330Kotone but Minato is a close 2nd.
>>578880830They are plain.
>>578880856He's taking the piss
>>578880870>>578880624forgot screenshot
Azur Lane and Kancolle getting shipmogged because damn bro that's one huge ass ship
>>578880463Slim hipped lolis are the best!
FUCK YOU, MISAKI!KILL YOURSELF ALREADY!!!
>>578880605>chewy suouhttps://cdn.donmai.us/original/dd/27/__suou_blue_archive_drawn_by_2d_penguin__dd2706593e7a9f9cdd3d443e1a59008f.mp4
>>578880918Bottom right
>>578881138> 10Nigga complaining about getting a new pink on the first 10 lmao.
>>578880648Nagisa ordered from a tea brand and not from Odyssey directly so I don't really think it's referencing the same event. More likely someone trying to sell it in Trinity because it's "tea". But maybe they weren't thinking that deep of it when writing that line.
>>578880831The money grabbing tactic is when they add any content at all.Until the game goes entirely f2p the money will be grabbed at
>>578881204I thought it was Kokoro... you know, the student I actually wanted... Also they literally just ran greg on jp a few months ago so Misaki will be worthless for like 3 years.......
>>578881087She wants a friend.
>>578880605>die tsurugi>ako dogshit>pirate help chise>raped prisoners>kirino drinks>kokoro literally stupid>child flavor>sensei sex retard>nigga kikyou>rape blue girls>green fubuki>niyaniya maybe touch prefects>suou jobbed
>>578881326Sounds like you're the one who should kill yourself.
you have no idea what chewy even is and come off as a kid repeating a funny meme they read to fit in
She's perfect.
>>578880918All of them, is she playable, please make her playable
I... am unwanted...
>>578880776I wish she was the one with the shark teeth.>>578880624If it were Eimi instead there's pic related, not sure how well it transfers.I've been pretty cemented in the top 3 this season running it and the one guy that trades places with me uses that with suicidal Chiaki and someone else. Fucker coppied my def after a while but my sAtsuko is underinvested so I just wait for someone else to pip him since he's always changing his defense every few hours then beat them up.A few other people occasionally beat it with Hibiki nuking Hanako as well. Doesn't seem consistent though considering how easy staying near the top has been and how many def coins I'm raking in.
>>578881326You can run Greg whenever you want, now.Set yourself a new high score so youre ready
>>578881078That team but with Eimi instead of Miyako is basically what I use against fucking everyone now. It's impossible to predict shit so I just use the same for everything.
Reisa is so raped.
>>578880605>Hoshino need powerTap into it and control it
next GA on jp is shirokuro
my cute depressed wife...is considering alcoholism apparently
>>578880552She's coming for that booty
>>578881628Horus hoshino will have a glowing or flaming golden eye for maximum chuuni and cool factor
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5OdGJ4-BbHc
>>578880264Yuzu footjobs…
>>578881628I'll do more than just tapping
>>578880670>>578880468>>578880396>He keeps replying to himself because he's upset everyone doesn't automatically agree with him>"If there's more than five characters in a story then it means story is bad and you should feel bad"Oh noooooo~ the devs added something to the game that's been foreshadowed for over six years, and one retarded autist is super angry about it. How DARE you add something to the game that's been talked about for yearsPeople still don't understand this type of game that Priconne started and BA perfectedThe story isn't one group, and the story isn't one story either.You want to tell a mecha story? You do a story in Millenium. You want to do a normal school story? You do a story in trinity. You want to do a story about art history or rebellion against an oppressive institute? Wildhunt story. You want to tell story about oceans and water? Odyssey.The different schools allow you to tell any genre of story you want to tell that week, the story and nature of the story can be anything you want. It opens up what sorts of story you can tell, so you don't need to literally create a bunch of different stories, or you don't need to write "Abydos in space" or "Abydos goes golfing" every single week, instead you can move sensei(the focal point of the story) to whatever school fits the store beat and allow different groups to shine based on what type of story you wish to tell. It allows the story to be anything you want with different groups and different niches.>But I only want alts, I HATE new charactersGuess what, they tried what you wanted one year, where they basically didn't releases any new characters and only did alts for like six months. And it was terrible, it did very badly. New characters add new lore expand the lore, expand character relations, they each add things, while alts don't add anything. It's fine for awhile but after the fourth month of only alts and no new characters people start checking our big time.
What would you do in this situation?
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>>578881665Just fucking kill me already
>>578881741I am NOT reading all that
>>578881087I've seen bigger
>>578881741>recognizes that it's just a single samefagging loser(it clearly is)>still types up this wall of textNigger we know he's wrong you didn't need to add all that.
GSC Prez came to help you out during Odyssey MS and you want to erase her
>>578881489she will always have me>>578881138rude
>>578881741I want to see this seiafied for some reason. @arona please
(\l/)
>>578881790Would this be considered a feet-focused L2D?
>>578881741>Guess what, they tried what you wanted one year, where they basically didn't releases any new characters and only did alts for like six months. And it was terribleI mean I wouldn't really use the year that was a scheduling nightmare thanks el rato and his packs bullshit as a fall back for your argument but hey, you do you.
>>578881790ask where is smeg
>>578881921I'll convince Rinny to save her.
>>578881938Koharu.jpg
Water Hina
>>578882019I took a bath and cleaned the smeg away
>Sensei, you are the most dangerous thing in this room
How to stop Sensei from raping students? Especially Reisa.
>>578882137Tell him that Reisa is pink, he usually avoids pinks
For some reason chapter release days always have the most retarded shitposting, but only during American hours.
>>578882130Odyssey is one of the schools with the best expressions yet
>>578881078Thanks, I hit the 75%.I used to run Yuuka Tsurugi Kuroko Nonomi Hibi Mitch against this defense, but it has a low winrate.>>578881507Is the pvp sheet public again or did you screenshot this before it went private? I really should've saved a copy of it. I haven't been donating pvp wins to my rival in a while since I need my attacks to find team counters/maintain my top 3 spot.
>>578881790She weighs like 40 pounds i could just hoist her over my shoulder.
>>578881790Is she out already?
>>578882287Still not better than Wildhunt but they're pretty good.
>>578880525>drill hairdo we know how she laughs?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>check mail>15 pvp coinsgg no re
>Students who most certainly have nipple piercings?
>Its sensei's fault because he's too nice, its his own fault.>141 updoots>15 retweetsSo many students seem to agree sensei deserves rape.
>>578882380I like them a lot more than wildhunt actuallyWildhunt as a whole was a very weak school for me but Odysseia has a lot of great girls and overall just a huge hit
Call her plain one more time...
>>578881957Well, it is Kasumi...
>>578882458Kayoko
>>578880651She already explained it, its a swimsuit so its ok.It would be embarrassing to walk around with your underwear showing.
>>578882458Wappi
>>578882478yes anon the character with a scuba vest, giant tits and kitted out in full diving gear is really plain and commonretard
>>578882458
Which way, Sensei?
>>578882462
>>578882478Plain and boring girl erotic. GUH.
>>578881723do you negroes not know what lavender is?
>>578880330Kotone for her big fat tailAnd bobbed hair and glasses and huge tiddies
>he keeps posting it
The life jacket stays on
>>578882630based if true
>>578882730>bare feet on the schale cafe floor
>>578882598Being plain is contextual, based on the ones around you. Even Hifumi would be strange in any other story.For odyssey she's normalEvery other character is either half whale, speaking retard english like Hikari, saying they want tuna ice cream, trying to be wierdos.
>>578882427We know, Sensei.
>>578882525Moe, WATCH OUT!
>>578882675There are some senseis who think Yuuka has purple hair, it’s best to keep the naming conventions simple
>>578882730>waterproof ankle monitor
>>578882796>We
Protect her smile
>>578882634Someone put Serina and Ui into a hydraulic press
>>578882839theres a ton of retarded anons that just slap random labels onto characters in an attempt to fit in
why does this faggot god hate me this much what the fuck did i do to him
>>578882690Nah, I just saw the right girl on twitter and decided to see what bag thinks of her compared to our new character, I even censored the name of that gamePersonally I like the simplicity of BA but I feel like right would be a good fit for Hibiki alt
>>578882634>>578882918Nah it looks like Hibiki if she were a nurse.
>>578882730>life jacketThat's a BCD, you really need to go outside more.
>>578882913Why'd they give her the most vulpine smile in the game? She's not even a fox
Someone (Me) put Sumika and Sayuri in a mating press
is Kokoro plain or not?What constitute as "plain" in Kivotos.
>>578883041hmmmm, nyo
>>578881790*blocks your path*
This is plain
Diving club? Yeah I'm their sponsor and they pay with their bodies
>>578883090>no sound
>>578883134The plainest.
>>578883090Need this but with MGGA club now
>>578883152>this is a canon lineThey're overdoing it. Devs are desperate.
>>578880330Sayuri 100%
>>578883076plain would be someone like Airi (base) that looks like a normal girl you could find on the streetsniggas here would take a random genshit design with a dozen accessories and call it plain just for the shitposting value
>>578883134The pantyhose disagree
>Odyssey travels out into the deep ocean for a year at a time, into deep waters without re-supplying, as a way to foster community and bonds between each other or some shit.>They do it like every two years, and the rest of the time they spend time near the coast shipping supplies between schools. >Its established by Momoka that Kivotos mostly relies on water for its supply routesIts a good thing no one really questions the lore anymore. Like how a "school year" obviously isn't a year long.
>>578881723Yuuka's hair isn't navy blue. I think your monitor might need color calibration if it looks that way. That or you're colorblind.
>>578882786is tsumugi plain by that logic?
>>578883134If plain why erotic?
>>578883281They came back early if you didn't read the story.
>>578883227Very corncerning
>>578883076>In debt>Actually buys equipment off of black market>Kindly threatens a pirateShes an angel
>>578883363I think you're missing the point
Is Miyo a plain girl?
Excuse me! Coming through!
>>578883349Foom is not erotic
>>578882303I screenshot it before they had their melty.Was trying to figure out how to beat that defense since my season long rival suddenly started walling me with it, then realised that it was the defense I was running purely from shuffling my students around like a chimp. Stumbled into what seems to be an incredibly obnoxious defense and I'm convinced I accidentally tipped him off to it.Thankfully he's a sweatlord that's incapable of leaving the same defense up for long without tinkering with it so someone always pips him.I know for a fact more than just those 2 teams on the sheet work though, some people occasionally beat me but it's purely Hibiki's sniping Hanako early, so I suspect the rate is just questionable.
Opinion on flashbangs students?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578883363They fact that they can spend an entire year on open waters is already proof the school year isn't a year. It doesn't matter if they came back early this time.
>>578883386>>Actually buys equipment off of black marketWhat are the chances she knows Hifumi personally?
>>578883497https://x.com/arisu_archive/status/2092636625226568082plap plap plap
>>578883076I wouldn't call any student plain, BA giving everyone unique halos is what made the franchise popular with artists. I can't even call the mobs plain when a lot of them are more interesting than most overdesigned chars from other games
>>578880330From what I've seen Kokoro. Sayuri and Minato get points solely for their designs.
>>578883553>All the extremely pale students or the flat out white decagrammatical ones are flatYAWN
>Nanami all but guaranteed to have treasure maps as her favorite giftJesus christ can we please get a new wave of gifts for the new students to like
Unfortunately Rena art keeps getting sexier lately ever since the devs decided she secretly has large breasts she keeps hidden away for emergencies
Before reading the new story>Damn this new fake prez must be evil to mess up with reality and memories just to gain power, we have to stop her!After reading the story;>She is quite literally the most innocent person in the room and Rin and Plana bully her too hard for something she doesn't have control over
>>578883749>the devsno just shitty retarded artists that slap giant tits on everything
>>578883849Don't be stupid, its not good for youThis is official art
>>578883553>flashbang studentsShe's in
>>578883054She can be one
Rena is gonna get the flatzoos treatment so she can be sexy again
>>578883849Retard
>>578883749>off model garbagekill yourself
>>578883749>the devsno just incrediblely intelligent artists that slap giant tits on everything
>>578881790Irrumatio
>>578882634I want girl on the right to awkwardly ride me cowgirl style
Need more pregnant Kokoro art
>>578880605>Mika blue strongestMika alt will powercreep bAris
>People instantly seethingRena not being flat really destroyed some people
How much would it hurt if Kotone slapped you with her tail?
>>578883653Why Promenade mobs are the only ones with uncovered eyes? They are so cute
Smeg?
>>578883978Tourist
>duuuuuuuude giant tits on a flatty bro XD better post this to fb for epic updoots frfr
>>578882785Bare feet is part of her uniform, wearing footwear (outside of flippers when necessary) would be a violation of dress code.
>>578884064More soon, trust
>replying to trolls
>>578884131You can also easily discern the Genryuumon eyes tooWhy does China get mob eyes?
>>578884108Some people will just like anything as long as it's flat.
>heh I posted retarded shit and they're sooooo mad lol
Don't open
>>578884183I'm sorry anon... maybe next year
>>578883945Those are medium premiums
Am I the only one who notice how many new students could be crossdressing shotas?
>>578884108>>>>>>>>>>>>>people
>>578884070Pink Mika is already strong for blue content, what are you talking about?
>>578875012if everyone is busted then you can just roll for who you likeI think that's a great plan for a game that releases two new units every month. Otherwise everyone would get burned out.
>>578883707what seems to be the issue?
>>578883569Explain. Start of 1st year, go on a cruise, end of 1st year, they return. They stay during the whole 2nd year. Then they cruise again for the 3rd year.
>>578881790>Where do you think you're going, geekboy?
>>578884195that be you
>trolling about how the girls are actually shotas>trolling about how the lolis actually have giant tits>seething about the loli charactersguess our friends from /gdg/ woke up
Is Yuzu big or flat?
>>578883076If a new color was created, the human eye couldn't see it and would register it as normal. Kokoro is such a freak that she causes an overflow and wraps back around to being plain.
>>578884381My wife is consuming all the maps
>>578884307
>>578884273Odyssey bunny guards have eyes too now that I look at them again
>>578884450but enough about Iroha
If Kokoro is built for pregnancy then what the fuck is Kotone built for?
>>578884340forgot your gookako
>>578884446>doesn't keep up with official art or newsYou're a tourist. You don't play this game.
What’s the /bag/ consensus on Kotone?
Next year we'll get Millennium and Gehenna Summer alts.
>>578880525
>>578884517That's why they were exiled.
>>578884569>one off drawing is le official artnot in game
>>578884465
>>578884548Counting calories
>>578884465She is not big, but they are noticeably there.
>>578884340Gookakofag or Mikafag?
>>578884620>it doesn't countTourist
>>578884450>trolling about how the girls are actually shotasWhen was this?
>>578884446Look again anon, you can see the shadows.
>>578884131We know they have eyes in reality and in cut scenes; however they lack eyes in their sprites as a clever visual trick to make sure people know they aren't individual characters, and they're supposed to lack individuality. Its usually when a mob breaks mob status and becomes an individual that they gain eyes. Eyes are the gateway of the soul, they show individuality and cognizance. Which is why when you want to show someone as a faceless mob the easiest way is to just remove their eyes. It shows they don't matter as a real character. It helps first time readers not be confused thinking this is a named character. Covered up eyes don't count as eyes, which is why Genryuumon and Millenium mob still don't technically have eyes even if you can kinda see them. The only one that really breaks the rules is Black Tortise mob. I guess the devs either didn't think it would matter since we never visit china much, or she was designed by someone other than the typical mob guy. They fucked up when designing the Hyakki cart mob as well, until they eventually retconned her into being a named character.
>>578884575LMFAO
I want to be destroyed gruesomely
>>578884502so what's the problem? you already have a wife
Poor Sumika now has to apologize for breaking my back too
>>578884465Biggest of the GDD + KeiPremium medium
>>578883704By the way Deca acts I expect her to bolt on some H cups for her release.
>>578884868From sex
>>578884340
>>578884548Filtering krill through baleen
>Why is BA reputation so bad in the west???DAMN I WONDER WHY
>>578884450trannies will be forever seething about the evil lolicon game forever
>>578884707here >578884340
It’s crazy to me that Kotone went from being seen as just “Water Ako” to being almost as popular as Sayuri in the span of a week.
>>578884245I just realized who Kokoro reminds me of and now I'm concerned for the world outside Kivotos.
>>578884446You can see her giant breast bulges in her EX attack. Rena designs her own clothes to masquerade as a loli and hide her sex appeal.
>>578884696comiket promo art does not count, correct
>>578884852I like to push my favorites to 50. How is any of this hard to follow?
>>578884465On the cusp of being medium premium.
>>578884958Oh, I'm glad I glossed over that shit then.
>>578882303Even against someone using different tanks it still works the same.
kids?children?little ones?
>>578885018>official art doesn't countOk tourist.
If Hasumi sat on you're face would you died?
>>578885092not in game secondary kun
>>578880330Sayuri but Makina's hips are a close second.
>>578884129It would hurt a lot I hope
>>578884397
You have 5 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>578885170>he says after posting art that isn't in gameTourist and a hypocrite.
.......
>>578884956Fictional lolis defend IRL lolis via distraction. Therefore, in the interest of keeping children safe, we need sexier and sexier lolis.
>>578883293That’s just the lighting from her early L2D that makes it look like that. A more modern illustration of Yuuka has her hair look like a darker blue.
>>578884967She's enough to make mods seethe as well.>>578885181I fucking slim hipped lolis so much. Makes her feel more breakable.
>>578884673Falseflagging troon of course
NA hours are always the worst in /bag/
>>578880330>The brown shotalike loli is called MakimaJJK REFERENCE?!?!?!
>falling for obvious bait
>>578885098Nah, I'd win
>>578884956>>578884957Pottery
>>578885098Happily
>>578880330Hina dragoninaoh and water stacy!
>>578880330SayuriBut to be completely honest I'm not a huge fan of any of them
>>578885246That art was used to promote Blue Archive, you posted art to promote a third party event for secondaries such as yourself.
was checking how many torments are there already and would you look at that don't these fucks get bored
hydration break
>>578885293>That’s just the lighting from her early L2DNo it's not.
Breast deniers having a hard time today
>>578885408>instantly moves the goalpost after getting BTFOlmao
>>578883295She has to be due to her gimmick, which is plain schoolgirl by day, death metal rockstar by night
>>578884956Its a win if woke western retards avoid our game while we make enough money to keep rolling along
>>578884957My old friend from school stopped being friends with me because he saw BA on my Steam list. He became one of those super woke faggot and his gf makes him wear dresses and pegs him, so nothing of value was lost.
There's no way you idiots are still arguing about Yuuka's hair color
>>578884446In retrospect, that button was like spiderman holding the train.
>>578885098>no skill animation where she sits on the camera causing a massive aoe explosion
>>578885445>Otogi's perky nipples are canonblessed
>>578885519too bad said twitter trannies are always here crying, trolling and shitting themselves daily
I don't play this game but I enjoy this character the most. Please post art of her being happy.
>>578885432Just imagine how hard it must have been for that chink to find a way to type a roman character.
I like when girls are a little flat like this
>>578885491>move the goalpost? That was my original argument. Not in game, it is a secondary work and not official. I therefore accept your concession secondary kun.
resetarona
resetkaede
Marinaset
treeset
resetalice!
saibaset
shuroset
...Walnutset
Rioset
>>578885519>we make enough moneyThe fuck, I ain't receive no check
>>578885553It's purple.
Suouset or something, I don't know, leave me alone
>>578880330Love Minato's design
Both new girls were Kokosando
>>578885445>Eimi's suit is too small for herNice
Don't forget to pat your students
oh the misery
Picking Walnut from school
Sugoi janai?
>>578885796Why is it so hard for him to do one more oppai loli character in a one piece blue swimsuit?
Sensei, are you prepared to forgive her when she's eventually wiped out?
I am the breast approver.
Momoiset
these kinds of sharp insights from Japanese people is why I keep coming back to twitter
>>578885772Those who don't trust the plan are doomed to wait even longer.
>>578885570She's literally the perfect size
Its now been 4 months since BA story started
how many sugois is this?
little girlbig breasts
>>578885672>>578885682>>578885693Losers
>>578886171like 13 or 14
>>578885609Fact: Kasumi is a good girl. The mass property damage is worth it to build hot springs!Fact: Kasumi has one of the best backstories in the game.Fact: Her laugh makes me smile.
>>57888617112
>>578885609Nyo
We are almost halfway through the thread in only 1 hourSlow the fuck down
>>578886261That's twice of 6 or 7
>>578885975I will save her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SztvVI2vi6g
You see dear player, we named the president of the boat school harbor
>>578885609
so I'm supposed to stop exactly at 5k points? This is such a pain
It's a real shame you can't buy and share codes for pyros. I would give away pyros at least twice a week to you fuckers.
>>578886364we should speed up actually
>>578880330I thought it was gonna be Sayuri but Kokoro is winning me over
>>578885445Aomori's melons are looking ripe
when's smeg
I'm going to need a calculator
>>578886871Shes Rio sized
>>578886871Are you American?
>>578886853Too powerful to release.
>>5788868715'7
>>578886853In my bed snoozing
SUGOI JANAI
FUCK
unfortunately they're still bringing up the kelp tea incident
Huge boobs
>>578886871>this is a giantess in a certain part of the world
>>578885609>>578885609
>>578885661>>578885662>>578885663>>578885664>>578885665>>578885668>>578885669
>Rumi and Niko visiting the cafe todayI'm eating good
I got 1x Karin eleph and 2x Iori elephToday's NiggaYield is 3 Niggacoins
Let the sea distract Sensei, he wont expect me to strike back
>>578887084giving them my torpedo
>>578887228She can't strike back, she already bweh'd. That's against the rules.
>>578887119I get the same feeling when people say UI is freakishly tall.
>>578887104Ako getting titmogged is goodshe'll realize she needs to put in more work
>>578886201Kaede is a Rorschach test.
>bajillion event points to get 10 ogogee elephwtf there's no way I can get 5*
>>578887181>14 minutes
I like Walnut. She respects my rights.
>>578887104This makes them both look like overworked hags. And it's hot.
Everyday you dont sugoi janai you are a day further from kanpeki
>>578887228they say a woman with a mole in the path of her tears will shed lots of themwhat about one with 2 moles in the path of the pussy juice dripping down her legs?
>>578886201who is the big girl little breasts? i need to know who ks the force that opposes kaede
>>578887421I'm not the original kanpeki anon...
sugoi janai my balls
Units too powerful to be released>Any Kaede alt>Breast Rena>Kokona swimsuit>The original draft of Battle Suit Yuzu>Pajama Maki>Onsen Meru>Small Rumi>Bride alts>Bunny Koyuki
Impregnate Elven Women
other than the release this year has been the one with the most student reveals by a big margincan we like calm down or something?maybe get some maid alts?
So Odyssey chapter 2 will be me and chewy taking care of a cat now?
>>578887228No one would ever expect shit hitting the fan in the third chapter.
There's a hidden girl no one talks about. Tooru, the vice-pres of Trident. She's described to a total beast in combat.
>>578887334>look at this FREAK and how MONSTROUSLY tall she is>6' 1>if not even shorterEvery. Single. Time.
>>578887554Cherino
>>578887468s-sugoi...
>>578887067a moderate hee
>>578887228But that goes against her ethos, Gehenna once tried to become a maritime school, so to MGGA she must rebuild the fleet.
>>578885975I will fight against Kivotos if it means saving her
>>578887360Kaede is a real BA fan or fake BA fan test
>>578887839I generally tend to dislike oppai lolis but Blue Archive just hits the spot for some reason. Meru, Yakumo and Kaede are all adorable and sex.
>>578887607I say this.
>>578887067Heehee
>>578887695She was already mentioned last event.
bRio (Boob Rio)
It was very sugoi and janai.
>>578886171At round 7+, it's 5k for 6 sugoi (7th one is not sugoi), so it's at least 72 sugoi
Momoi's vagina...
>>578888097many are saying this btw
>>578887554Malcute
>>578888092sugoi janai
So with the latest update you are incentivized to play the Total Assauld once every 2 days so you can sweep 5 times in one go and save yourself from playing?
>>578886437Why does Nexon want me to hate her when all of her sprites look like she's 3 seconds away from breaking down due to stress
>>578887607while they're unconscious
>>578888254>Why does Nexon want me to hate herYou arrived at that conclusion yourself
SUGOI JANAI! KANPEKI NA-SUGOI JANAI! KANPEKI NA-SUGOI JANAI! KANPEKI NA-SUGOI JANAI! KANPEKI NA-SUGOI JANAI! KANPEKI NA-SUGOI JANAI! KANPEKI NA-YOSHI! SHOUMEI KANRYOU YO!
>>578888228yes
>>578888228yeah and you can just forfeit lunatic on the days you aren't playing to get the 10 pyro task
>>578887482It's bugged, I was watching the whole time
Bros, what are the chances this happens to Chewy...?
>Listened to my rambling about a ball>Figured out what it was>Arranged a way for me to talk to Odyssey directly>Took time off her own schedule to come with me out of her own will>Told Kronos to go fuck themselvesTell me Rinny, why am I supposed to not trust this woman
is 4* enough for marina?
>>578888427Many are saying this.
>>578888097How would Momoi react if she woke up to me gobbling up her gamer puss puss?
>>578888350I dunno, she's being set up as an untrustworthy replacement for the real GSC who's motives we aren't sure of. It would be extremely funny if she really does just want to do good and Rinny is just bullying her for no reason
>>578887056Getting there...
>>578880330both in terms of design and characterI want to ravage her in every scene she's in.
/bag/, rate Kotone's L2D
>>578888503You're too trusting Sensei. This is why you have to have your rights taken away because others will easily use it against you
>>578888228Yes but if you despite playing the game so much, why even play then? If you're here just for the story then just log in when there is a story or ministory update and read that. You don't need to do any of this total assault stuff.
>first try todaySugoi janai.
>>578888493PLEASE DON'T TAKE HER FROM ME!
>>578888676Waterproof book/10
>>578888020She was not mentioned by name. Only by title.
Odysseia
>>578888493Sensei will pull out the card for one last time
>>578888743I like raid content (Yesod is the most fun raid added by far) but there is NOTHING fun about resetting for RNG
>>578888676Future peg leg pirate/10
>>57888867617/10If the music that plays for it is nice, I'll definitely have her on the home screen a lot.Also, I wanna smack the head of my dick against her fupa.
Most people don't notice the suntans
>>578888940Pegging?
>>578888743repeating a clear you already did is pointlessBy that logic why are you sweeping instead of doing 3 runs a day manually?
I'm tired Makoto
>>578888547She's directly implied to be the watch that Rin-chan wishes upon. The lore / timeline discrepancies are a result of her leaving the watch, as it gets pointed out on kivotos twitter, it all started when she came back. Because she is the watch that big Arona leaves behind, and she's obviously trying to fulfill Rin-chan's wish, her intentions are good, despite the timeline getting disrupted. TL;DR, she will bweh and become the watch AI
>>578889008You're supposed to try and improve your score.
>>578888493She's actually going straight to your tablet.
I hope Kokoro does the penguin walk to schale
>>578889129Not going to bother if it requires malding
>>578888865Seia recreates the famous scene from the Odyssey where Polyphemus the cyclops traps Odysseus in the cave, expect I'm Odysseus and alone and I don't get out.
Would any of you actually miss Chewy if she disappeared?
>>578886691Do you have any idea how much that would turn botting into a problem?
>>578889240i would miss her thighsfuck stakes i hope this niggers don't kill any more cute girls
>>578889240She treats us nicer than Rin ever has already, I would miss
>>578889286Why would it be a problem if you have to buy them in the first place?
ibuclitoris
>>578889364You can't say that
>>578889240I still miss my babus
I can save her goddamnit, I can save her
Why can't we have an actual serious leader...
Would a plain girl really make expressions like these?
>>578889505Not can, WILL
>>578889204FFS. Couldn't just go with Circe or Calypso? There are some many women that raped the guy and you went for the cyclops!?
>>578889517bwo... your steaks?
The General Student Council was created specifically to be disliked
>>578889648Plana get off 4chins
ENTER
>use Fuyu for p2>she randomly decides to run to the nearest possible cover and gets target priority instead of the tankReally not beating the "retarded boy with tits" allegations.
Is there like a proper order for the story? i noticed act 1, vol 2, ch1, ep 1 opened up when i st still havent finished all of act 1, vol 1. If I started reading vol 2 would it spoil/have context from vol 1???? also im guessing you always want 24000 chromosones before pulling for a character right.
>>578889517>He's upset because the leader is fully serious around other odyssey students, but shows a less serious side only in front of their personal attendant Hmmm
>>578889648>>578889773their uniforms look similar
>>578888503Don't forget she also ordered THE Fox squad to keep you safe
>>578888791Fuck, I need to get onto it tooShame I have 0 UE40 bRio borrows in my club
>>578889639Seia is a hideous monster that traps you in her room. It totally fits and I am not saying the first part that comes to mind.
Soon
>>578889639>Has a wife who’s half my age, who I love very much>Gets raped constantly trying to get back to herOdysseus is literally me…
>>578889796That's yuri baiting!
>>578889946Heh, they'll be coming alright
>>578889240You have no idea how good she was today.
>>578889987It would be if their MomoTalks weren't them thirsting for Sensei cock
>>578889946Nice
what's the strat to using tier selectors vs universal blueprints? More rare equipment type = check off?
tiphy was a commie
You should marry elven women and have lots of children with them.
>>578858652>>578858323>>578858918Is this true or a troll?
>>578887228Shoko is too fucking sexual how do you think she will like a creampie
>>578889940How about choose the actually Cyclops instead?
>>578889601Miyo is like that too
Niyaniya will stop holding back and have more stamina than Mika, be smarter than Rio, be better at combat than Hina, beat Alice in an arm wrestling contest and cook a yummier meal than Fuuka.
>>578890158I definitely had different placements.
>>578890139Depends on the type of gear its for.Use tier selectors for high demand gear like watch and hairpin because its a 1:1 exchange rate. Universal blueprints are filler that are best used for the low tiers due to still having decent exchange rates.
>>578890160Shouko
>Why doesn't Garfield the cat get serious and talk about politics, why must he crack jokes, it's very concerning how he won't take things seriously Drama? UnnecessarySeriousness? Unnecessary We prefer the happy ending, we prefer comical mischief characters with odd quirks compared to super serious characters.
>>578884956
>>578889794It's safest to just read in order of release. I don't recall other volumes spoiling each other much but you should just read them as intended. Also side stories, events, and momos are canon and can be referenced in volumes / other events as well. And yes, you usually want 24k before you pull so worst case scenario you won't run out on the student you want. But if you want to gamble then just b yourself.
>Keeps cockblocking me from ever appearing in my rolls as a spook for 2 years >Have to bribe her with a selector tix>Immediately spooks me in the next bannerI HATE STUDENTS LIKE MITCHER THE MOST
>>578890151Elves have always been the best.
>>578890328>we prefer comical mischief characters with odd quirks compared to super serious charactersNot necessarily when Sensei plays the fool when interacting with serious girls like Rin-chan
>>578889794>Is there like a proper order for the storyrelease order
>>578890357>8 months is now 2 years
>>578890357Who told you to use a selector immediately after you got it? You use it when you actually need it to clear something.
>>578890357if you didn't immediately ue40 her, this is an absolute win.
>>578890168“NOBODY IMPREGNATED ME IN MY SLEEP!!!”
>>578890418Serious girls need to loosen up and remember that theyre still kids and dont need to shoulder the weight of adult responsibilities yet.
>>578890328>Garfield
Elves?
>>578890357>2 years???
>>578890479>8 monthsWhat the helly
>>578880310guh
>>578890168guh, I want this elf to step on and degrade me with obscenities
>>578890532>as it turns out, sensei has been hallucinating Mari and her interactions this whole time>the other students just play along to not freak out sensei
>>578890682Where could my pipe be?
Good enough for me.
holy shit!now we no longer have to spend 500 stamina to buy a single piece of furniture for a single student?
(odyu)SEIA(toukougakkou he youkouso...)
Descartes spittin facts
>>578890328That's funny because everyone picked serious Kei over MY LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME Aris in a heartbeat
Elf marriage!
>>578890574I'm a bona fide elf fucker.
>>578890851Kei isn't a serious character.
>>578890739Up your bum and around the corner!
>>578890151I will create many hafu elfus with grandma
Zoos is the most serious character in Blue Archive.
>>578890851Aris is a very serious character
It is legitimately nauseating to think how little God loves me
Ouschizo...
Why do the writers make Sumika suffer so much, do they hate her?
>>578890851Kei isn't serious, she's a bigger joke than Alice.
>>578890948>around the cornerThat's the spot where I bleed from.
>>578889794Story content is unlocked when you read the required story, or flashes a big spoiler warning. So you can't screw yourself over. But yes, release order works. Most events are standalone, but some can be important, like the Kisaki trilogy.
>>578884245fast
Impregnate your students
>>578891002meds
Happy wedsbing
>>578890906
>>578891112Bing?
Got a bit close because Hina wouldn't crit
>>578890996Read the Bible and realize you are wrong about that.
>>578890851先生を犯して私も犯にます!
>>578891238He's a decedent of Cain.
>posting porn of your irrelevant student to make her more relevant but in actually it just looks PATHETIC
>>578891313wtf are you talking about big M
>>578891313Who are you quoting?
>>578891064Some events happen before story volumes but arent significant spoilers themselves other than introducing yoi to characters.VolF in particular doesnt make much sense when it rapid fires characters or entire schools that were exclusive to events at the time.Just go in release order and once youre caught up its easy to stay in order.
Kei is a serious student who hangs around her serious Sensei
>>578891309… a nigger?
>>578891313I do this with Momoi
>>578891313All students are relevant.Post more porn of them.
>>578891313>noooo my ADSLmao mods on suicide watch after what happened the other day.
>>578891313it's worse when it's a fake "student" that doesn't exist, like Ao
>>578891206GJ
>>578891196Every day ends with chise
>>578891379she hates you
Haha! Kei! Blow me!
>>578891379>covering her inner thigh double molesomeone message this artist and tell him he missed the point
>>578891309Ciaphas Cain, hero of the Imperium?
Good things don't happen to people like us
Holy shit, it's Harry Mackenzie
Kei is so serious that she says she wants to kill you then doesn't kill you.
>>578882478I want Kokoro to make that face when she pulls back my foreskin
>>578891509
>>578891528Suou marriage is a good thing though.
>>578891496GUH
Mika love
I heard rumors about a new melanin Queen?
rapeable student
>>578891674Yeah, brown and addicted to gambling
What do you think is up with all the heterochromatic students? They always seem to be on "strong" students. Are they just a bunch of chuunis?
>>578891359That's what was going for. I ignored the archived events until I finished Vol F, and I didn't understand all the references, but it wasn't a huge deal. What I meant is knowing that Zoos went to the beach isnyas important as knowing who Kai is when she shows up in the main story. Release order works best.
>>578891540>83I'm just a slightly jealous of the sensei who got that far while I don't even want to bother anymore after 3 days.
>>578891238>entire Old Testament is a long exercise in God technically not smiting the Jews in response to them technically not breaking His rules>they are still the Chosen People and we're gentiles that are cattle for them at bestYeah I kinda fell off the Christianity thing once I realized what the Good Book actually has to say.
>>578891309He’s a vampire?
>>578891703My half Mexican daughterwife can't be this cute.
>>578891759Does Shiroko count as a homophobic student? Only her pupils are coloured differently.
>>578891703she already assaulted me twice so its only fair
>>578891876>homophobic studentI hope so
I see it
>>578891817Yeah, you didn't read it, buddy. God is an omnipotent being that can hear your thoughts and everything you say/do right? (You) can talk to him right now and find out for yourself if you don't understand the literature.
>>578891997Having a realistic panic attack when I see Seia because of what she did to me!
Bros? Kokoro is preg core?>(The baby) just moved right now!
>>578891817>completely missed the point award
>>578891876She's le strongest mystic of today and Kuroko killed Hosh in her timeline so it still tracks
>>578891997>nooooOOOO MY ADS
>>578891779Stuff like Toramaru dropping from a blimp to help Izuna is cool in the moment but has very low importance if you didnt know that Ibuki made friends with ninjas. It's not hard to pick up on, but the weight of the moment isnt really there without that earlier context.
>>578891997
>>578892305Which is why I regret not doing the events earlier. You can tell what's going on and infer things, but it doesn't hot as hard.
>>578890851Kei? Jobs to Momoi.
>>578891817That's why you have to keep telling the kike lovers their god on a stick would personally send them to hell for acting the way they constantly do while making him look bad.
Honestly, Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>>578891817Did you not get The Parable of the Wedding Banquet or the Prodigal Son???We’re as chosen as the other so called “chosen people”, if not more so!
the ancients would have wanted me to get highschool-aged girls pregnant but I had to be born in fucking [current era]
>578892506*tips fedora*
Kokoro seems like a pretty premium buffer.
>>578892452I think the only callback that gets a lot of its wind taken out of its sails if you disnt do them in release order is when you realize shiroko*terror is using the weapons of her fallen peers. And then she pulls out the helicopter which only appeared from abydos summer event. And the choppers are used again in V1Ch3 for the "El Presidente" moment.Can only experience things for the first time once, after all. So if someone's new its still good to try to have them follow release order even if events that havent been retired will be a wrinkle until they get the rerun/archive.
>>578892782 was meant for >>578892506
Event lobby music lacks of something
>>578892241The pregnancy thread that was promised to me 3000 years ago…
i have polfag fatigue
>>578892798looked pretty stacked in l2d
>>578892730That sucks. Guess you have to settle for hags.
>>578892324onahole
>>578889851stop noticing!
muri muri
>>578893104These aren't hags
>Favorite Italian Food?
>>578893429Pizza
>>578891351>>578891352coombrain>>578890873
>leaves the last hit to his waifu so she shows up on the score card based
>>578893429ravioli
If God is so good and powerful, why doesn't he end all suffering by destroying physical existence and all the suffering that comes wirh it, and elevate us into immortal, omnipotent beings? I'm sure he finds beauty in His children finding meaning in the world He made and returning His love to others, but I feel sad a lot so the whole thing should go.
>>578893501See >>578891442
>>578893594This user is a Jewish Satanist
A true connoisseur knows that echii of your studentwife is far more erotic and sovlful than porn of her
>>578893236>>578892324I am very fond of Arata. She is a good girl at the end of the day. Sort of like Rabu, but a bit more of a dork
>>578881741Not samefag and I'm not reading your wall of text, loser.
>>578881790that one nigger artist will see this and draw ichika in place of sensei
>>578893594I think there was a now dead branch of Christianity that believed and wants to speed up the end of the world. Some of their shit lives on in modern evangelicals.
>>578893552Luckily my wife has legitimate meta use here
>>578893429I'm really basic, so a plate of nice spaghetti with a good sauce. Trippa surprised me with how tasty it was when I tried it.
>>578893501Retard
>>578892921The lobby music is shit but the combat music is kino
Kasumi is uggo
>>578893801Remember that she STOLE Rabu's helmet and instead of drawing a portrait of her naked head, Rabu was smart enough to have a backup helmet.
>>578891442and what exactly happened?
Don't mind me, just going to pour Round up on Haruka's garden.
I NEED to mana transfer with her
>>578894021Mod came in, deleted Kotone's reveal mp4 in the op and tried to blame it on a janny.
>got my first Insane clear ever>not even close to sniffing plat
first hanae, now sanae
>>578894267*smoooch*
>>578893594TL;DR Eve ate a fruit. All of this was because we have free will to choose. Now we can choose immortality in Jesus or we can choose to reject the offer and continue in this suffering we brought upon ourselves.
https://x.com/le_thana/status/2092709826673446951?s=20GUH
I didn't ask for this
>>578894267Walk the Fubuki path. I've been playing for years and never bothered stressing over Plat. Gold is a standard for a reason.
>>578881790I'm shocked at the lack of such replies.
>>578894354>We’re in this mess because of womenTypical…
>>578894354You do understand the Garden of Eden is a myth and modern science disproves the entirety of Genesis, right? The very first sentence of the bible is factually scientifically incorrect.
>>578894304how could you Sanae? I trusted you
>>578894512*tips fedora*
>>578894432Maybe you should try getting a job
>>578894267Care about the coins, not the rank.You ain't catching up to whales, bro.
>>578894304san'nen B-gumi no sanae san...
>>578894267>tryharding a waifu collector jpg sim
>>578894354If free will bad, why Lucifer angy he didn't get it?
>>578894568Concession accepted
I need a job.
>>578894512The Bible isn't supposed to be a science textbook. The guy who came up with the Big Bang theory was a Catholic priest. It's not at odds with science at all.
>>578894498tbf we did it to ourselves by simping for a dumb ho instead of ratting that bitch out
students calling me weak always gets me rock hard
>>578891817burgerland is the only place in the world where "christianity" means being slaves to the jews and to follow the bible™elsewhere people actually read the new testament and denounce the merchant guild and their crimes
>This random dude from China demolishes the historical inaccuracy argument from atheists
>>578892609We must have read a different parable of the prodigal son then, because as far as I can tell it's about someone who was born into the right social group, then went out and broke every single one of their rules for his own hedonism but was then allowed to come back because he was born into the right group.Also, that's the New Testament when I was talking about the Old.
>>578894721She's a literal doctor, she knows what's wrong with you
>>578880264this swimsuit was better btw
>>578893429Pollo Cacciatore. Although I'll totally take what Miyo is having there, which looks like Spaghetti all'Assassina.
>>578894632Free will is good. It's the whole reason >we are capable of love. All angels had free will as well, which is why Lucifer and a chunk of them chose to fall. Lucifer wasn't mad he didn't get free will, he fell because of pride and thinking himself to be so beautiful that he should be God.
>>578894707People have treated the bible as factually true for millennia up until recently. Galileo was sentenced to house arrest for going against the church and Giordano Bruno was burned at the stake. Science has made your god tiny.
The best part about Minato is that her design is Frieren, but hot and on a boat.
Bake a pregnant student thread
>>578895041I don't see it.
I haven't done her battle suit momos, why does she get so sweaty in her L2D?
>>578886871S-She's taller than me...
I'm happy with the new ticket system that lets you store up two days' worth of tickets. I always used to miss the Tuesday tickets because I don't get home until after the reset.
>>578895041What
>>578880463these two are literally sex beasts
>God, Jesus and The Bible still triggers reddit atheists 15 years laterKek
>>578894782>elsewhere people actually read the new testament and denounce the merchant guild and their crimesAs much as I agree that the TinyHats are a problem, the book where this is made explicit, the Gospel of John, comes with its own problems, namely being written during a time when Christianity was being undermined by Gnostic bullshit. And all the Puritan "the world is sinful and we must denounce it" nonsense has its origins in that.
>>578895041what frieren?
>>578894267how did you not clear goz or peroro
>>578894870you right
>>578895158Yeah I think this is really good because the first reset is easy to miss
>>578888676/10
>>578895245Saying and providing examples is me getting triggered? Thanks for the concession I guess.
>>578895158you still lose 10 pyroAnd it's not as bad as JFD which comes after maintenance
>>578894820The Prodigal son was an analogy for us gentiles, who abandoned God prior to Abraham. But we returned to God at our lowest point, and he accepted us with his arms wide open. It’s why the older brother is so angry about the party the father threw, he represents the faithful Jews who were mad that Christ was giving grace towards non-Jewish people.
>>578895041>frieren>nit Graf zeppelin Grim
>>578894267Knowing when to tryhard and when to lay back and take the L is a big part of the game. Effort and skill do matter up to a certain point. After that, the malding becomes too great with your current students and resources. Each player has a different threshold.It is what it is.
Makoto is right. This is annoying.
>>578895041>white twintails means FrierenUhh...>>578886871For easy approximation, assume that 150cm is 5' and 180cm is 6'.
>>578895376This post if proof of you being a massive fag
Kokoro is too sexy for a plain girl.
>>578895520How? You haven't provided anything that goes against what I said and are just coping hard. Again, thank you for your concession, niglet. Smell you later.
>>578881790Excuse myself while I duck under her leg to get by.
/concession/iIf you haven't already done so since 2016.
>>578894354I get the fruit. Humans are not animals. They understand right from wrong and the free will to chose not to. Therefore they are the only animal that can sin. But why all of tbis? Why create a world where you know many of your children will falter? Or can we just not understand a being as omniscient as Hod?
what would you do if you woke up with Makoto and Hina in your bed
>>578895021>People have treated the bible as factually true for millennia up until recently.No they haven't. That's historical revisionism, as it's actually the literal opposite: only now are people acting like everything in it is supposed to be a 1:1 representation of modern science. That's not at all what it was intended to be nor what people thought it to be until recently, and you can easily prove this with a simple Google search. St Augustine in the year 401 AD, said specifically that Christians should *not* try to argue science from the Bible, as it isn't supposed to be taken literally. That was 1600 years ago.Your point about Galileo is greatly oversimplified, though I don't care enough to write more paragraphs on the topic. Feel free to research the topic yourself.
>>578895576Kokoro is plain sexy
>>578885714You don't own Nexon and Yostar stocks?
>>578893429pesto goes hard but people always ignore it and/or prefer bolognese
Christianity is fanfiction for Judaism because goyim were mad they weren't born as God's chosen people and WNBGCP no matter how hard they try because of that. That's why half of their bible is copy-pasted from the hebrew bible and they fully believe hebrew texts like Bereshit (Genesis) as the origin of the universe and worship Yahweh from Judaism who appears in those copied texts despite how butthurt they get about da joos.
>>578893429I'm a lasagna fan
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>>578893429nduja
>>578893429Carbonara. Bacon, ham, peas, red onion, mushroom.
>>578895576You can say the same of all of them, specially Hifumi
>>578891283you got a typo therewhich I can only imagine is intentional because there's no way you can input that with an IME, however I don't understand your intent
Sugoi janai
>>578895768Tell Makoto to go get Iroha and Ibuki
>>578896118Hifumi is NOT sexy!
>>578893429I am a simple man, I enjoy pasta with a tomato-based sauce, meat, and multiple cheeses.
>>578895707Because what is the alternative? God being completely alone for eternity? God wanted us like fathers/mothers want children, families. If we are to be loved and capable of love, we need free will to do that. If that means a suffering world that is ultimately redeemed by Christ, then so it is.
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>>578895431That's a lot of interpretation there. Prodigal son is about how the believer who abandoned his faith, reflected on it, and then returned is a better believer than the one who just stayed with the faith he was born into like a sheep.Jesus didn't tell his parables to gentiles, he told them to fellow Jews asking what Heaven was like. Specifically, he told parables to piss people off.Parable of the Vineyard? Those who work a single hour get paid as much as the ones who worked for twelve.Prodigal Son? The guy who drank and whored his inheritance away is treated better than the one who worked his whole life.Good Samaritan? Samaritans were scumbag criminals. A guy was lying wounded in a ditch. Scribes and Rabbis, the ones who were sworn by oath to help those in need, ignored him and a scumbag criminal helped him instead.These stories were meant to be irritating. Because only by pissing you off can they get you to change your way of thinking: Heaven doesn't work by our rules, but by His.
>>578895984You're just mad New York City needs a fishing line wrapped around it so Jews can go outside on Sunday
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>>578896259good choice
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>>578895908Pesto has the unfortunate property of losing 90% of its flavor the moment it hits hot pasta. I love it as a condiment, I love to put it under chicken skin. But as a pasta sauce it's mid.
>>578896350Now we're talking
>>578896195Yeah, that makes sense. Isn't one of the reasons God came to Earth as the Son to better understand human suffering and limitations or I am repeating fanfiction?
>>578896476It's the new testament, it's all fanfiction
>>578896269Wait what? Like, after seeing "kosher light switches" I totally believe that's a thing, but what the actual fuck?
>uncs discussing which fanfiction of their imaginary friend is the canon versionWorse than shippers desu.
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>>578891028Suffer? She was in danger and Sensei jumped in to safe her like a damsel in distress. She's fallen big time
>this kills the math cucksBlue Archive
>>578896265But who were these parable made for, who was Jesus preaching to with these parables while he was on earth?
the bible is a shounen manga in disguise
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>>578896585>tips fedora
>>578896818>>578896818>>578896818
>>578896801*dies for israel*
>>578896571Sorry, I was repeating fake news. It's a fishing line so Jews can move things outside their house on Sunday. They can go outside regardless of a fishing line that extends the boundary of their home
>>578895018>he fell because of pride and thinking himself to be so beautiful that he should be God.Incorrect. Tradition, and the best apocryphal sources on the subject (canon makes no mention of it), says that Satan refused God's command to worship His image (Adam), as Satan believed his being created first made him superior.This is reflected in Blue Archive with the Nameless Priests rejection of the Students
>>578896476fanfiction probably lol. God came to the earth as the Son to redeem humanity. In order for the Father to be just, there must be payment for sin. The wages of sin is death. Jesus's crucifixion was the final payment for all sin, past/present/future. That's why He is known as the "lamb of God". Taking on the burden of death for us and pardoning us for our sins.
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>>578897384>canon makes no mention of it“How you are fallen from heaven,O Lucifer, son of the morning!How you are cut down to the ground,You who weakened the nations!13 For you have said in your heart:‘I will ascend into heaven,I will exalt my throne above the stars of God;I will also sit on the mount of the congregationOn the farthest sides of the north;14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds,I will be like the Most High.’15 Yet you shall be brought down to Sheol,To the lowest depths of the Pit.Isaiah 14:12-15
>>578897501Ah, I was looking at it from the heretical lens that God and Man can never fully understand each other. No offense to God, but if man can't understand God because we are mortal beings that are not omniscient, can God understand us? Or maybe he can because He is so powerful. This religion stuff is hard.
>>578897754This verse is about a Babylonian king.
>>578898142>omniscient>can't understand usYou see how these contradict? We can't understand God because He is infinite. The best we can do, as finite beings, is understand an approximation of Him with varying results due to intelligence / individual experiences. Like a shadow in Plato's cave. But He is all knowing and outside of time, so not understanding us isn't possible.
>>578898967This is why this religion stuff is confusing! I, a dumb-dumb human can't fully understand God and what it means to be omniscient, but God can understand us. He understands everything about being human but we can't even comprehend a fraction of his divinity but we must understand him to-No wonder Theology is an entire devotion.
>>578898826That's debatable. The passage is a taunt against the king of Babylon, historically understood to be Nebuchadnezzar II. That doesn't mean it didn't double as what happened to Lucifer. If you're gonna go ahead and pull non-canon sources, I'd rather just say we don't know exactly how he fell, just that he fall and is often described as being prideful. Being "forced" to worship the image of "adam" is just nonsense. Angels don't worship us.
>>578899748You don't even need to understand tbdesu lol. If understanding God was the prerequisite to salvation, then we'd all be screwed. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. The shunning of evil is understanding.
