Previous: >>578663015Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Eggstra Work 8/28-8/30• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
another woom bites the dust
>>578893063I want to nom those blueberries ;-;
Woomy!
>>578893213Big sis woomies...
>>578893317
Where were you when Sketch never gave updates about the Strong Arms teehee
>>578893539>namedropping alreadyFuck you
open 2/4
>>578893539Come on the thread just started
>>578893621Nah I’d win
>>578893539s did tho last thread
This post is extremely low quality.
>>578893797>negative k/dwhy are you like this
Splatoon...
so the schizo is a fat hag AND bad at the game? No wonder Rainy rejected you, not even he is insane enough for that
Why would I care about drama when I can play splatoon?
i have to say, watching this all go down is more interesting than breaking concrete i am so damn lost
>>578893797why is s therei thought it was just a joke bros???
next direct will have splatoon 4 teaser and splatoon raiders dlc
>>578895170BYC always wins
>>578895385Big man should be Homura.
>>578895170the only joke is that r/splatoon never plays the gameOut of all the staff only WolfBot is the only L mod that even entertains 3 or Raiders>MegaSwamp and Amarae both invisibleWhat’s so scary? I can’t imagine what you two could possibly be talking about right now it’s probably not Splatoon rightOne more thing and then I have to go invis myself you have no idea what it’s like to be. You make so many assumptions about my life based on what was in the staff chat so go ahead and you can upload whatever screenshots you feel like I was at least careful to keep my power level in check on the dang server. What were you doing the entire time while I was getting /fit/ for senpai
Okinawan Woomy who is tastefully brown and says "Haisai!"
>sketch and schizo going back and forth like the splat 2 dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGF8VhUdUvM
bring me soloand the woomy
Woomies in bunny suits.
>>578896668Hmmmm..... this intrigues me. Sadly I'm only doing pen and pencil
>>578896668what is okinawathis is splatsville sir
>>578898194I think he means Ikanawan Woomy
you done L? banned?
>power outage for 1 second that killed my internetAiiiiie sorry SH, ggs anyway thanks for the games I really shouldn't play during a thunderstorm
>>578898292Ah, GGs
>>578898254Yeah 10 min ban, can try rejoining afterwards if you still wanna
It’s amazing how many players have a new perspective of Frye after playing Raiders.
>>578898492Naw I think that'll be it for me as well. Not the biggest fan of that rotation anyway.
>>578898507real ones knew those giant ears were always moe
>>578897961Veemos in reverse bunny suits.
>>578898507>there were people actually in this very general that argued that frye shouldn't have been on team poweri've been saying she's a meat-headed tomboy onee-san for years now and people ignored metoo little too late desu unless raiders sequel has deep cut again
>>578898641Gotcha I get ya, real Ggs then! Sorry again about the random dc
>>578898641adapt
>>578898831>>578897961in zoot suits.
Anyone up for 1king fish?
>>578899984holy fuck DEFINITELY not with you
>>578899984VERY good woomy (can't play tho)
>>578899984Holy fuck DEFINITELY with youLet's fsh
Salmon room 2/4
>>578900398I'll join if you're still going
>>578899984goodest woomy, would fish if I wasn't at my other work
>>578901219Opening.
>>578900398Hello if its acceptable would you allow me to join a salmon run room? A little backstory my mom bought me a switch 2 for christmas last year and it was bundled with mario kart worlds. I did have fun playing the game since it was my first time playing a mario game and the racing elements were exceptional. I stopped playing as much when school started back up and I got busy with studying and finals. I heard a new splatoon game was coming out in summer yet I never played a splatoon game before. I asked my mom for splatoon 3 for my birthday in may and although she was benevolent and gave it to me I was alas still too busy with school to play. I didnt play splatoon 3 at all except a few times and I have a handle of the controls. Initially it irked and perplexed me with how gyro worked and to be blunt I am not truly accustomed to it. I do not wish to abase myself as i am still in profresh rank and I think people here are the rank higher. After looking it up it seems like it is called eggsecutive vp. If I join would i perhaps be a hinderance? Maybe it would do me better to play a wee bit more by myself in order to match the appropriate skill level of the seasoned veterans of this general? It would elate me if I could play with you. Thanks for reading and for your future reply. I do hope my post was not to verbose or complex.
>>578901837Name? FC?
How do people like this exist
>rando has political meme/soapbox nickname>plays like shitMany such cases!
>>578902804WHERE
Reopening room.
>Not using specialsAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
>>578902304See when a man and a woman love each other very much
Oh so NOW the freelancer remembers specials exist
Why must you all be so active while I slave away :(
>>578900398I had imagined you would of given me a reply by now as you had reopened the room. A simple no would have satisfied me somewhat but i do not know when you will let me join your salmon run room whether if its a skill issue or if you dont know me well enough. I thought this place might be more welcoming to newcomers to the game but maybe you are the rude one and I happened to cross paths at the most unfortunate time. I will not let this one interaction deter me from playing but i want to let you know that being cold to people will get you no where in life. I have met people more cruel and nasty than you and they do not keep me down because thats what my dad had always taught me. I did join the password pool so i know who you are and i wont seek for your approval but if I ever open a room you are always welcome to join because i am the bigger man. I want you to know that my first impression of you is not good.
GGs fshers nice kill
>>578906283GGs
>>578906428>>578906283GGGGs gold fishan kingslayersKick freelancers in the nads
>>578906283
My internal clock decided 1 AM was the time to wake up for no fucking reason. Anyone wanna open?
>>578906428Post that one woomy in this pose except she's all fucked up, you know the one
>>578907128Go back to sleep.
>>578907213I tried for almost an hour.
>>578907128I'll join
>>578907474Woompening.
Okay, small update, drawing pad isn't happening. Workspace still too small. Mouse drawing it is.
>>578907530Got room?
>>578892927Shred tails + long floppersThis woomy is very powerful
>>578907128I'll play tooI had that issue for a while, was going to sleep at like 10 and woke up at 2, sucked.
>>578908582>>578908847Opening
did i take someones spot? i can leave if i did
Stamper being a more reliable killer than dyanmo makes my blood boil.
>>578907128Any room?
>>578910061Full.
>>578910094Can someone leave?
Why don’t you like that weapon class?
My comrades...
lol what the fuck was that
pikmin
Sorry, this is open anarchy, no fun allowed.
>>578910820fwar
Hey Shiver can you come over here?
>>578910903I wish I could take a tako home and spoil her...
>>578911005Fryezuri.
what kind of pikmin would your woomy be?
>>578910820>>578910962Sometimes we wanna be "All right, next!"
>>578911414Me every time I see an E-liter (this is every other match)
i love dying to unintentional, spam because you can, damage
Never ask a squid supremacist how many limbs her girlfriend has.
im listening to kpop while trying to reach s+2
>>578913250This is so cute
GGs open
GGs openers
GG's Openeers
ggs woompen thanks for keeping me company
>>578914171>>578913869Good woomies.
How many pps do you think strong arms has?
>>578914630One but it's big and girthy and salty and smelly and painfully neglected from not being usedInstant splat
>>578914630At least two, I can't imagine that freak of nature corrupted by Sphiralite has a normal anatomy.Or just one really big one.
>>578913102I'm listening to Dio while looking at the thread
>>578914875Looking it up, salmon have two pectoral fins and also two pelvic fins, so I don't think the corruption added any extra limbs.One big one it is.Most likely going to emulate the monster from Shin Seiki Inma Seiden
Visit Dome beach down here its summer all year long.*closed on Squidmas & New years day
>>578916369Is it me or does the butt look off
>>578915873Are you actually finishing this or are you dropping it like with the halloween thing :/
>>578916675It is.
>>578916369i wish this artist still took splat-related skebs
>>578916696What Halloween thing? Also yes I'm working on it right now
>>578917436I think he meant the daily fetish art from October.
>>578917207>Splatoon artist sets up skeb>doesn't take copyrighted requestsAIIIIEEEEEEEEE had to set up another character as an AU of my ceph for those situations
>>578917207Why do they do this
>>578918920ohh the k/ink/tober thing. Yeah, I apologize about that, I severely underestimated the toll making a full drawing every single day would take on me.Thankfully though this one has no deadline, so I can work on it in peace.While we're talking about strong arms and "fetish" art, what kinds of things do you think strong arms would be doing with his weapons? Have some ideas, but nothing is 100% solid yetfor example, laser on clam, riding vibrations from splatling, sudden "internal explosion" from bombs...
>>578919496>Internal explosionsThis one please. Everything else is irrelevant except the tongs, he can seize my woomy with those any day
>>578919496>internal explosions from bombsas one of the people who so cautiously submitted my ceph for this, please don't
>>578919773No problem, if you don't mind, describe the ceph you submitted so I can exclude them.>>578919642Similarly, let me know which one you submitted so I can assign them to that one
>>578919914tan skinned twintailed veemo
>>578919496porn addict lol
>>578919914Crusty flop woomy with the freckles...
>>578919773>getting group raped by a giant muscular fish is okay but I draw the line at internal explosions
>>578919982Assuming this one is >>578919773 and >>578920116 is >>578920093 correct?
>>578920193sorry, meant to say >>578920093 is >>578919642>>578920076Also I'm ace lol. Literally only ever draw nsfw to appease other people. So I guess that makes me more of a cuck?
>>578920193yes
I don't know if I drunkenly submitted my ceph for this and I'm nervous
For reference, these are the three cephs I've chosen:https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1785706238122.pnghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1785706529485.jpghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1785760413725.jpg (rightmost)Let me know which arm you'd prefer to be taken by, and any specifications. The fourth slot will go to Shiver or Frye, and strapped to the center will be my own ceph.
>>578921489Shut it freak.
>>578921489>wasn't pickedBullet dodged
>>578921489frye please, her salmonid dialogue begs for her to be insta loss'd
>>578921489veemo can get the splatling or laser arm
damn i want to play a game but i don't want to play anything i've been playing, video games suck
>>578924542Then go play a game you haven't touched in 3 or 4 years.
anyone want to open or kill fish?
>>578924783ill play some open, don't know for how long though
>>578924978Let me clean the seats aaand..... its open2/4
>>578924763ive been doing that for 20 years
s. you holding that brush makes it look like you're mid swing lmao
>>578925791Then pick a random NES game and play it.
jelonzobot is killF
>>578926996RIP, won't even load for me.
dang i got banned 10m, i thought i had enough time to use the bathroom
>>578927475all good, i'll wait for ya just gonna do some drawing practice
Oh yeah s, you're really good at shooters, do you think i dive in too much and put myself in bad places
>>578927878im really not the person to ask since i play like a retard, but, I couldn't say I see anything wrong in fact if it were me, i'd go in even more
Is there a spot in the open room?
>>578928860opening
>>578910549they're doing this to me next Sunday
I should draw Agent24.
god when did vanilla inkbrush become "looks at you and instakills you" tier
>>578929632when they are on 3rd world wifi
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>578929756Apologize
fucking aimbot eliter
fair and balanced
>>578929004Need envelope
>>578930237i will send one after this match
can we play better
guess it's flar hours for us
>>578930237sendan
>>578930862Need it again sorry
>>578931243opening
yeah I'm really feeling that .52 gal nerfit's so impactfulthank you nogami
>>578925204Room?
>>578931489If it’s so good then why aren’t you using it…..
>>578931879i am regretting to inform you that there is currently no space to occupy a vacant room
>>5789321510 for 2. It's so over.
>>578932151Can someone leave?
>>578932307do you like k-pop
im not as slippery as i once was
wew
>>578933480strong wrist action
we go agane
ggs openers
>>578933480>>578933992wheres the turkey
>>578933992>>578934343>>578934391GG Open! Thank you for joining me so late. I appreciate it
Dang, he got me
>>578934779>Instant Loss 2koma
i think i dodged so many decavs. heart is still racing
the triple
>>578935118no fistbumps for uggo woomy :(
you are all beautiful woomies
>>578936995Probably my favorite one because of the learning curveThat one stage can get fucked though, you know the one
when I get home Callie is gonna get it
I KILLED THE ELITER AND THAT MEANS MY TEAMMATES PUSH. SEE? SEE?
Whenever i don't get a fist bump with an /ink/er when we win i punch myself in the balls for being shit
>>578937782you can get arrested for child abuse
>>578937562Farquaad = koldcrown = x badge
>>578941604>no idolsPre-order canceled.
>>578941867Callie and Marie will never get their likenesses made into satin underwear and worship your unwashed NEET ballstink
>>578942618Put them on a shirt or a tote bag. I don't care give them to me.
Good morning /ink/
>>578944934morning woomy, howzit going
where did all the classic dum hats like biskits and woomy handles go? never see them in matches anymore.
>>578945608They went extinct
>>578946014i can't believe woomy became too smrt for biskit...
>>578945608Woomy handle is trademarked and owned by orange chan.
>>578946286Her name is Kaori
>>578946431
THANK YOU BASED NINTENGODS only took you 10 years
>>578948103Isn't that just the notes thing? Hasn't it been there for almost a year?
>>578948103Good, I will never accidentally remove an /ink/er from my friends list again
>>578948214>Not putting /ink/ers as best friends
I may be broken, I can't think about anything without thinking about woomies
>>578949062You've ascended
anyone wanna open?
>>578949205I saw a rodeo and then thought about woomies riding horses in barrel races.
>>578949690if it wasn't 4:30 am for megood night
>>578950471good night, have sweet woomy dreams
Raiders had Namco Bandai people working on it just like how 3 had people from Ace Combat 7 on it.
>>578956142so that's why it feels so soulless
>>578956191Yeah bro the cutscenes were sooo soullesssybau
>>578956435fortnite-tier forced soulcan't hold a candle to the subtilety of cap'n 3's single booyah
>>578957019holy larp
Woomy... easy on the deaths...
Shiver if she teal
>>578962556where'd you find this picture of my wommy
>>578957019>forced soulholy fucking shit kill yourself please stop breathing my air
I do believe I am superior to any /ink/er that believes in some retarded "forced losses" narrative.
>>578968239*gives you two different teammates that go sub .5 KDA across three games*
>>578968353The only constant is me
Anyone down for some Salmon Run?
>>578964071>nailsfake veemo
>>578971470veemos aren't real
>>578971247I would but I'm on my way to work in the tentacle crushing factory
>>578971247would it be possible at the hour?
>>578973127It would, be there or be square.
>>578964071>no fryehere you go :)
>>578973302I'll catch you one of these days I swear on cod
>>578973686Too attractive.
>>578973302SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>578974498Dc'd on the helicopter but no ban. Odd.
>>578975398where'd you find this picture of my wommy
>>578976454Over here >>578962556
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
GG's G!
>>578977504ggs フ!
RIP
>Callie and Marie are regular people that also happen to work in a private militia>Shiver Frye and Big Man are from known houses but still regular people>Pearl and Marina are super geniuses idolsThey messed up making Off the Hook the post powerful group.
>>578980652>regular peopleshiver tamed a shark and frye can control eels
>>578980831>tamedThey're married.
>>578981015no they're not stop spreading your fishfucking headcanons
>>578980652>regular peoplethey are described as geniuses, shiver's shark is the biggest one in the clan and frye could tame the most eels at a young age making both of them prodigies and quite frankly a lot more powerful than OtH in raw power. not to mention deep cut as a whole are described as an unbeatable group in turf war.
Bamco co-developed Raiders
>>578981736you're late
>>578956142>>578962556>>578975398>>578981736Am i in a fucking loop
>>578981736Is it possible to commission bamco to draw my woomy and make her official?
>>578981792>>578981814Oh my bad, I missed that when skimming through the thread. Have a woomy instead.
>>578982605where'd you find this picture of my wommy
>>578982650Cutting room floor.
how do we break the loop, bros?
Pearl.
https://x.com/kkngnti260228/status/2092625109358133306
Frye.https://x.com/norishiitsu/status/2093013169937526965
Woomybros....
Frye.
>>578977865I am going to steal this flopshredder's crocs
>>578985310I can fix her.>>578987367She can fix me.
>>578981550Only because Marie, Callie, A3 & A8 no longer have time to play turf.They don't call Marie boss for nothing you know.
>>578988058They don't call her boss anymore at all actually.
>>578987380Those arent crocs theyre boots
>>578988104Ohh? Guess its time for a beat down again.
>>578988347croc martens
>>578988468She didn't do anything to them, it was Neo 3, and even then they didn't use their turf war weapons, just their powers.Marie would fold 1v1 against any of them and even if she brings Captain 3 the mechanic would utterly demolish them.
>>578988756>Didn't do anything to them on screen
Anyone feel like doing some crystals or BB?
>>578989172who?
>>578987484Just fix?
>>578989261>AI:(also yes frye is for moe
>>578989251Does it matter? I've reached 400+ solo if you're worried I'd be a liabilityAlso is it just me or has the 4chan captcha been shitting the bed recently
>>578989251Does it matter? or are you trying to play with an artist hoping they draw you
>>578989578>>578989585these woomies share a brain cell
>>578989578>>578989585maybe they want to avoid a certain someone
>>578989390Oops. Didn't notice it wasOh well, here's another one
>>578989798>not playing with someone not because of their skill or playstyle but just because you don't like themkinda petty, no?
I don't like playing with shitposters simple as
>>578990047i wouldn't blame them after the past few days desu
>>578989390I think I might actually be unc now. Even if you point it out I still don't know what's ai about it.
>>578991035Anon birds don't look like that in any artstyle
>>578991549I thought it was a hairdoo
Feel like worrying about who you are joining is a hassle. I just adopt an open woom policy. I just like playing with people
>>578988475>it's a regular boot>but with the top shell of a croc on itwhat exactly is the purpose
>>578993160Its a slop meme image
>>578993160Freshness
>flar is shitter co-ACK
>>578993527>worst performing players are squidsdelete this it doesn't fit the narrative
>>578993527This was not a flar game. post the replay and I can tell you everything you did wrong and what you could've done better.
>>578993527>Not showing the whole thingAnon did you go 0 & 5 and trying to pass it off as not you?
>>578993775>you>youI wasn't the one with negative k:d
>>578993861Breaking even isn't enough. We don't know the map or mode. 3 of those kills could've been assists. You could've carried if you were good. That's the problem nowadays if you gen betas thinking that the bare minimum is enough.
people focus so much on the flar they fail to see the fwar
>>578995127I see fwars and they're similarly disappointing
>>578995127People are flar in their heart
Why are all roller players so trash, just play carbon
>>578988475this is the kinda shit "chaos" got us in 3 that no one wears
>>578995637DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DADFOOT SANDALS
>>578995637Dry squigga alert, dry squigga alert.
name 1(one(uno)) good piece of gear original to 3
>>578996827The shell flowercrown.
>>578996827annaki choker teeannaki bracelet teeannaki anchored coat or whatever it was calledannaki strappy sandals
>>578996827festival masks
>>578996827Sleep mask
>>578996827manatee swag sweat
>>578996827I don't know what's original to 3
>>578996827are you really going to be so much of a contrarian that you'll pretend 3 added nothing good
If I got a cent for every time someone brings floaty fun to puddyn den I'd become rich.
>>578991035i know the account that posted it, it's an ai account and it's trained on a couple of splatoon artists that draw frye like that.
>>578998618it was a ploy for people to post cute woomy images
>>579000383Well it failed.
>They got Cullen too/ink/ I think I'm gonna be sick
>>578991035it's a relatively high quality one but the lighting is inconsistent and makes decisions that feel off, like the sudden low-saturation parts on her leotard, low-saturation yellow is one of those colors artists steer far aroundher woobies and the skin above them also are pretty weirdly squishedit's a bit scary how hard it can be to tell sometimes though
>>579000625it's been a horrible week, manwho's next?
>>579001071Hopefully me.
>>579001071>/m/>/tv/>/co/Looking at /a/ now
>>579001184Wakamoto Norio
>>579001071It'll stop for now. Tragedies come in threes
>>579001071Alice Peralta
>>579000625>>579001071>This is how I find out
>>578993160it's supposed to be the entire front and sole to be croc, that image is just garbage.
>>579000625NO
>>5789968273d glasses
>>578956142that's nice of them butwhere's my crab tank gunpla bamco?
>>579001071hopefully orangemanfull chaos
teehee i posted a woomy and then they droomy
>>579007967heh
>>578990421If this is Spades, stop whiteknighting for a schizo
>>579008421I'm not that faggot
grand theft woomy 6 looks boring
>>579008421careful or he'll cuck you next
>>579009228Never played one before. Should I?
A shame that this and her 15-16yo outfit weren't in the game.
>>579009228funniest fucking thing for me was watching streamers visibly jizz their pants during the initial reveal only to say "looks like a 7-8 outta 10" after reviewing the footage. You can track their decade worth of anticipation slowly fade in real time
>>579011767This is me but with Raiders.
>>579010708Just pirate one of the PS2-era games and play with cheat codes for an hour. That's the most enjoyment you can get out of them.
Swooty
why would anything ever be good ever again
>>579012523This, also chinktown wars
>anthros your Order
Had a full proper SR experience while on a MP raid.2nd floor>team attempts to stay close to kill more fish>Fish all gang up I drop all 3 gadgets >Both of them die at the same moment I slip past with 99% loss of HP 3rd floor>Fish knock me off the map with frying pansWe still kill the salted Steelhead and clear the raid but still I've been getting the full SR experience more and more in MP raids lately. Is this just me or has it been happening to anyone else?
>>579000625This has been a very bad week for VA's
anyone wanna play some open? probably will be pretty short I gotta make dinner soon
>>579014613Sure
>>579015054opened
born to squidforced to kid
>>579015273Knock.
So... are they gone? Is it all quiet in the Woomy gen?
>>579010708Emulate PS2 San Andreas or mod the PC version to have PS2 visuals>>579012523God you're so boring
GGs L>>579016074Sorry, I gotta actually go start dinner
>>579016759BRING ME MY CHOP CHEESE YASQUID
>>579016759Gggs>>579016074I can continue until the hourbif you want
>>579016910I just started an X. I'll knock when it ends.
>>579016910Not him but I'll join
>>579016910Knock.
>>579015760I have some Donut Steel ceph ideas about Tartar making it to "prototyping" for the JP-original goal of making human-substitutes borked by the "animal testing" phase washing out a lot of the anthropomorphization pressure.
>>579017508Opening
I remember the days when we just called Harmony "X" because we didn't know her name, just that she was the cute one from abxy
*chirpy chips
I'm a fake fan gonna go kms
I thought it was TC.
>>579018583i wish
Ggggs open
GGs open.
I thought this was an /ink/er but the name is slightly different.
>>579020571uggos
>>579020571good yebs
>>579020571The Triumvirate.
>>5790205712wooms1yeb
im done eating, anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
I CAN'T STOP TEEHEEING
Why can't SH be in my RM calcs? :/
>>579026941What is this mongoloid play oh my god
>>579026941We won this in overtime somehow..
>>579026941uhhh delete this???this isn't an octoling player
>>579027105>spoilerThat is kind of amazing with someone like that on your team
>>579026941 you need to win in less than a minute in rm
maybe rainmaker needs assist mode arrows
>>579027105>>579026941Gee it sure would be fucking nice if someone PLAYED THE OBJECTIVELEARNTO PLAYTHE GAME
>>579024651Knock
>>579028129Opening
>playing raiders with friend>"okay cool, maxed out my bond with shiver, now onto the brown one">her special icon switches to frye
>>579027161Not a woomy though...>>579027242I think after that there was a concerted effort to not let the roller grab the RM.>>579027414>>579027665I don't know what is is that holding the Rainmaker makes squiggers think they're playing a turn-based strategy now.>>579027556But there pretty much are.
>>579028473it's not enough we need those arrows from story modes
>>579026941>>579027105People like this don’t deserve to be alive.
>get squidbagged by slosh>they loseTheir fates were sealed
There was no one on the tower at 3 though.
>>579030846GGs FGGs L
>>579030846GGs F n L!
GGs Br
GGs SH! Beautiful Comm error to end the rot lmao
>>579034368Man I wish I could sit down and write Callie getting herself baby-trapped (not necessarily by old man) shifting the shades from "stay down here" to "keep working instead of brooding".
>>579034368
Listening to that post-saltimatum 2nd credits theme makes me wish I could be with deep cut and I get a little lonely Such a cute theme
goofy ahh towerI love it
>Winning>Cat jumps on the tv remote and turns it off
I'm not sure if i'm playing worse or all the good players are playing for the end of the season.
>>579039353Just one of dem days, woomy. One of dem days
>>579039353sometimes nogami just decides it's your turn to get assraped
This challenge feels sweatier than x rank
I'm getting every single "user" title except the weapons I actually play
Replacing memories with woomies again. Anyone want to king?
who else will play the golden rotation while listening to kpop
>>579044685i'll host a few, join a couple
>>579044982>>579044685>Spawning groundsOh boy!
>>579042663I do, open up
>>579046257room is open
>>579046859OopsWas getting water
>>579047360thank you for reminding me to do so, i am dry
These people aren't humanThese people aren't humanThese people AREN'T FUCKING HUMAN
>>579048167I don't get it. Marina doesn't like her sister's new hair?
>>579048361if we get paired we them, we are taking a little break to see them pass
>>579048378"I waited too long", followed by "good to finally meet you, marina", alongside the absent-from-the-picture Agent 8 tag, are indicating that the younger sister got Sanitized.
>1488 egguWhat's Nogami trying to tell me?
>>579048847You are his strongest racist
>>579048847You lost 109 shifts but it was your teammates’ fault every time.
>>579048650I keep reading it and your post and all I see is that three panels is not enough to convey what what this artist is trying to do.
holy dogfish i should splat myself, i am shit at blaster
These faggots istgNot using your specials should be considered throwing and a reportable offense. Unironically
>>579049248How shit does your reading comprehension have to be to be having trouble wrapping your head around it with the line "By the time I got here, you were a stranger"? Do you just have absolutely no understanding of the memory-extraction shenanigans framing Octo Expansion's exposition-dumps?
GGs orthodontists, excellent Joe slaughtering
>>579049786I don't remember oe except for the ending and ia3, or agent 8 being marina's little sister. The girl in the bottom doesn't look sanitized at all and agent 8 isn't sanitized in the game.
>>579050210GGs yebman, I appreciate you joining me so late at night! Hope for many more in the future
>>579050274>or agent 8 being marina's little sisterGeneral drama-infusion AU shenanigans, as is rather common in Tumblr-sourced fanart. This particular artist mostly does stuff around rather off-the-wall Octarian lore extensions surrounding an AU of making Agent 4 an initially-clueless mimic octopus-type Marina found digging food out of a dumpster.>The girl in the bottom doesn't look sanitized at all and agent 8 isn't sanitized in the game."Sanitizing" is the initial memory-removal part behind the level-completion exposition-dumping memcakes, the color-change is a later step of dummy-data injection.
>>579050687>Marina...Marie. It is proving surprisingly difficult to keep these twos' names settled out right.Anyways, even dumber Discord fanfic-chatter. Context will NOT be provided.
>>579050687I might have to replay it but it's still extremely stupid putting vital information outside of the game.
>>579051412I agree but you don't need to know rocket science to underdtand that plot point in game, wikis just need it spelled for them
>>579042379Still pants-on-head retarded that those titles aren't the 2 or 3 star reward of each weapon
>>579052932You NEED the locker sticker
Live
Hopes for Sep Direct?
>>579061515this looks like it could be a worms map when we playing worms
>>579059671probably only for the zelda remake
>>579059671Can't bring myself to care about these with nothing Splatoon-related on the horizon.
Is Raiders worth buying a Switch 2 for?
>>579067221yes
>>579051412Agent 8 being in the Octarian army is also weirdI mean it is in the game, that's how it starts, 8 and 3 fought But... 8 isnt a takozonesu? Obviously that's for character customization but it is kinda weird that Octavio would suddenly start having lower-ranking octolings fight and we never see it
>>579061515>spoils a late game enemy but doesn't include paincourse or desshurt ?
>>579068169Strong Arms isn't that big of a surprise. You're more likely to find him first by playing early levels on spicy.
>>579061515Why is the first boss here but not the second or third.
>>579061515>on their way to fuck our woomies
>>579049053Yeah, man.
>>579068393as far as i remember, Strong Arms don't spawn on spicy until the levels after you encounter one.
https://x.com/gapamopa/status/2093292701240418558
>>579059671This squigga eating that 'ghetti like a goblin
>>579078964>goblin
>>579059671Offline Bank and Home or something that doesn't make all the Gen 3-7 games dead.
i forget there are unironic pokeslop enjoyers here
>>579080156Frye but she went on a food binge and you discover her on the kitchen floor covered in all manner of snacks she scrounged up.
>>579083849(a common occurrence)
Anyone want to play some Open?
the patch 11.0 hitbox changes are ass
>>579085513adapt
>>579085226Me.
>>579085830Room going up.
>>579085767stop being gay
>>579085513at the very least they should have been at the beginning of the game's life and not the end of it.
>>579085928Knock
>>579086379Opening
>>579086882any room for one more?
>>579087348Yep, one more spot. Opening.
I need woomies in overalls and straw hats like Tom Sawyer but no shirts
I need woomies
GG's Openeers!
ggss open
Gggggs open
>>579090695Good woomies.
>>579090636Woomy....
I need like 50 Spirhalite Gems in SRaiders, how do I farm them the fastest?
>>579090325they're doing this to me next lunar eclipse
>>579091823Play the game for fun and gems will come to you in time. There's no guarantee way to increase gem drop rate but I find myself getting them the most in multiplayer.
>>579091823If you need them now play for 50 hours consecutive hours.If you mean the least amount of time, do the daily help for the bonus crate.
>>579091823from what i'm hearing if you can handle it the best chances for good drops is 97~99F because it has a ton of seasonedsif you want to have less stressful sessions and also need shards as well baygull superspicy is a good bet, don't just go for the 2x, go for a while longer, just try and avoid hitting the 300 item cap
>>579091823>how do I farm them the fastest?That's the fun part of Raiders!You don't.
>>579091823You eat a whole salt baked salmon irl and that will give you a 24 hour buff for gem drops
>>579098862>baked salmonMeh
>>579090695Passable woomies
Anyone for some Salmon Run at rotation?
>>579100216perhaps
Me not playing with /ink/ is for your own safety. Remember that.
>>579100216SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
Today is big woobies day.
>>579102231Translation: i'm scared what /ink/ will say when I go 0/10.
>>579104654ggss フ
>Finally gets the courage to send an /ink/er a friend request>They decline and blocks meI'm sorry...
>>579109062BGs, that was me
>>579109062How do you know you got blocked
So, what are the opinions of anons ITT on the "minimum viable" overhead for the severed-tentacle Octarians?I personally think of it requiring "rooting" the tentacle to get at the base of the limb's nerve-clusters with pain somewhere between having hair ripped out and getting scalped then mild care in proportions on ink-concentration and other trace nutrient sources for "incubation fluid" for the "basic function", but pushing for performance eventually gets into actual brain surgery to extract the connections between tentacles, incredibly sensitive hormone injections, and way out with Octo Samurai fucking with the ink-based regeneration mechanisms directly in fashions that make true biological sex-swaps trivial.Separates it from "normal" hair-cuts, leaves in "cutling pet/surprise Octotrooper backup" opportunities, but keeps the broader Octarian "arsenal" reliant on complex tools and advanced training instead of an only mildly clever Octoling being able to get a large chunk of it going.
>>579109441Stop posting shitty art
>>579109441I do not care at all about anything octo related
>>579109709THIS is shitty art, which I only saved for the underlying concept of "Marina makes a kid in a garage with Mad Science". Still does not go far enough into the weeds for my liking.I can and will fetch Shiver with shark-shaped top surgery scars to mock you.
I only care about woomies
>>579109062I'm pretty sure I accepted it yesterday.
>>579110923
>>579111127Best post itt
Any hdmi switches you guys recommend?
>>579110110racism XD
I got a no name one for $12 a few years ago and it does the job for NS1, NS2, Deck, PS3, and occasionally a laptop. I'd link it but the chink seller replaced the amazon product page with a different device now lol.
>>579112313>>579115850
>>579110160I'm not that anon but do it. No balls
>>579110160>Shiver>top surgerywhat is there to remove
>>579113142that's too much goblin for this general
>>579119301Unlike the Shiver in question, I DO have balls.>>579119480A-cup angst Shiver ALSO has Tumblr art:>https://kiora06.tumblr.com/post/762438672782163968/
>>579121530it's amazing how kiora ruined her art by going the shiver x big man route and then stopped drawing shiver completely after people didn't like itnot the most dignified end
>>579122115most deep cut fans are /u/fags and think of him more as a sentient prop than a character
>>579122571it's not just that, most people who like big man and ship him are barafags. you're essentially drawing the most niche of niche.
>>579122658I guess furfags are "people" too
I need to learn to accept I won't be good but it's tough to not hold myself to the desire to play to the level of my friends
>>579122115All she had to do was keep drawing what she liked, it's a cute pairing.
>>579121530Woomyrita, I can't help but laugh a little. You put me in my place with this one. Hol-ee
>>579123502Go get'em, go-getter!
>>579122115>>579123779Fffuuuck, it IS cute.>>579122571My own mostly-fancomic-voiceover shaped interpretation is "Big Man being the most wholesome and supportive guy but also the crew's hardcore criminal contact". You don't get to live in polite society with a reputation for banditry without INTENSE fuckery, after all.>>579122776Sir, the franchise's primary characters are full-on animals by "nature".
>>579123779Ew wtf, I can only see Bigman like Judd.
>>579123779>>579124396apologies for the dumb rantthe problem is this doesn't appeal to the yurifags, the self insert fags OR the gay barafagsshiver without frye also looks weird, because shiver and frye were designed with the other in mind and it's apparent looking at their designs and how they contrast each other in appearance and personality. big man was created after the fact, it's an autistic nitpick for sure but imo the only way a big man ship works with any of the deep cut members is through a polycule
>>579125059He has two dicks, they can make it work.
>>579125059>because shiver and frye were designed with the other in mindI refuse to believe Nintendo did not specifically and consciously think through opportunities for the English translation with these two. The hot/cold+shark/eel-group-name is just way too specific an alignment gone WAY too hard on.>imo the only way a big man ship works with any of the deep cut members is through a polyculeQueue pic related.
>>579125658I wonder if they lay on top of Big man or if he watches from the chair and tries to get them to harmonize their moans
>>579125658Whole story of Splatoon Raiders was literally an Isekai. Everyone just wants to fuck the mc and there's this one chill fan favorite dude
>>579125862He helps engineer in the cuck chair (engineer would extremly fumble without him)
>>579126014Which trails into classic JRPG "Kill God", and its gameplay loop landing DIRECTLY on Destiny's corpse is hilarious.
>>579126258Fumble as in not knowing what to do or fumble as in Shiver and Frye take him down and he becomes a mess afterwards
10,000 miles away from a woomy......
>>579133389
>>579132046WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
>>579133980heh
>X clams>Look inside>FLAR Gorge and BRAPnacleEW? Oben? Fsh? Trf? ANYTHING?
>>579122776Let's not be ridiculous. Furfags are subhuman.
>>579124396>Sir, the franchise's primary characters are full-on animals by "nature".Splatoon characters aren't furries you retardEven the cats are just fuzzy animals
How does it feel knowing Ballin has a bigger ass than most /ink/er woomveems?
I couldn't care less about our resident schizo.
>>579140749My woomy is top-heavy.
>>579142654She has an abnormally large head?
>>579143873She's been doing a lot of thinking lately.
>>579139865...Inklings and Octarians are literally, explicitly, diagetically humanized cephalopods, adopting the body-plan gradually as they age and continuing to have a solid beak instead of distinct teeth and the ability to drop back to "cartoon animal" furry-scale-5 indefinitely. They may TREAT squid-tentacles and octopus-arms as hair, but it is in fact the cephalopod anatomy with the partial autonomy of the latter actively used in biotech. "Furries" have not been literally mammal-specific for a long, LONG time, and Splatoon runs on the same kind of anthropomorphization as Zootopia, and then it does shit like treat self-mutilation into food items like piercings.The fish can have hundreds of siblings, the jellyfish reproduce by budding, there is a fucking singing pile of seaweed who learned to talk with his legs. Yes, this does not map completely to the "standard" Western furry fandom, but they are "aggressively not-human people with HEAVY animal traits majorly impacting their capabilities and culture" rather than "humans with animal traits tacked on".
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
who else is trying to get silver in eggstra work while listening to kpop??
good night /ink/
>>579146834Gobnight.
>>579146351Maybe, depends when the Billy Strings concert ends
>>579144098Woomy? Thinking? That's a dangerous thing
Fish (regular) anyone?
>>579148559>>579146351Odds openEvens fsh
>>579148721She looks like a slut from as told by ginger.
>>579148801welp good luck, I'm trying to grind my 9s
I hate faggot players that won't shut up. I wish there was a "shut up" button.
>>579148901I snorted some seasoned salt and I'm ready to play. Knock knock
>>579148559>>579149537I could fsh for a bit
>>579151439opened
>>579151693Wanna hop in the room I'm in?
>>579151693Ah guess the other two left Fish 2/4
Raiders made me very dum at real salmon btw
Taking a shot for every ninja I see
>>579152639ggs bwo. had to hop out but it was good fishing
I need my percs! I need my percs! One perk is NEVER enough.
>EVP 600Yeah I'm not making it to 999
>>579154390Wait are you f*** or f****? GGs then!
GGGGs open! I had fun
GGs S
GGs S. Thank you for the booyah bombs
I thinkn i would've died a long time ago if I kept drinking for every dynamo and pain brush we've gone against.
>>579157579GGs S and whoever that other cutie was. Thanks for hosting
GGs!Friday clan try hards it seems
why is no one playing egg work
>>579157821Because it's not fun
>>579157821Gold rot but also.... gold rot
Name a faggier team comp, I'll wait
>>579157821Eggstra sucks and everyone already got their dumb sticker. Also Raiders and golden rotation I guess.
>>579158373Double gal, paint brush, dynamo
>>579158373anything with pencil
>>579158531>>579158373This but one of them is .52 deco
>>579157821why play salmon when you can play raidersi tried playing the golden rot and immediately remembered why i don't play salmon
GGs Y, R, T and L
>EVP 600Starting to think I'll make it to 999>>579155569You have 20 more hours to grind
>>579155569Shroom for one spore?
GGs G, L, T (and R, f, f?)! Good to fish in a good company after a while! Sorry for jumping off after one shift L and T, we were just finishing that Tri.>>579158940I'm done for now, not sure if the room is going on still.
Thinking of getting a Switch 2 before the price kike, any shenanigans I can pull off to get lower regional prices?
>>579159464>>579159492black magic wo...yebby?
>>579159603I think you can use eshop cards to buy a Switch through Nintendo's official site. If that's true, you can buy eshop cards at a discount at places like Costco and you can save a few bucks.
>>579160345What is this called
Feral flopshredder.
>>579160449stop scaring me like that
>>579159464Nice running into you, GGs
>>579160449Woomy that pounces on you and puts you in a mating lock
>>579160449flopshredder in her normal outfit but barefoot
would anyone like to fish? opening a room rn
>>579160774I'll fsh
fish 2/4
600 baby! I was dreading the grind earlier, but I feel optimistic now. Gems like the 200-400 bracket is the new Profresh+3 now.>>579160516 R? I was wondering if that was you or just a coincidence
>>579160997Good woomy.
Marie!!! I'm your biggest fan!!!!
>eliter pencil gal wellstring hydra nautilus heavy edit blasters undercover buckets rollers exluding big swig decavitator splat bomb suction bomb burst bomb tacticooler tri inkstrike trizookaYou didn't win.
People who don't play right should be castrated and emasculated
>>579161883doesn't this game already have enough trannies
>>579161883ngmi wtf man, three rollers on tri?
https://x.com/HYPAVOX/status/2092689160851362115?s=20
>>579162582GGs for now S>Faggots "This Way"ing at shore
GGs S, thanks for joining
>>579160547You reminded me I had to take references of the only open-toed shoes I use on splatlings.
desu the goal isnt even to reach 9 anymore, it's just so I get a cushion for this stage
Woomy good
I wish woomies were real.
>>579169356>his woomies aren't realngmi
woomies in unreal
Wooming for Godot
>>579133980Okay, this is now canon in my head.
>>579170195Woomies are phenomenal
>>579170195Focus, W
Who? Me.
Falling asleep mid shift with freelancers, I am so sorry
>>579163948leather sandal woomies...
Splat 4 should show us what Cuttlefish’s kids look like in a sunken scroll
dlss 5 woomy
Hi i'm woomy
>>579180868ew
oh to be held
>>579160534ackshually it's called amazon position.
>>579182057so that makes it a takozon thing then
>>579181005rude!
>>579138910barnacle is a good stage.
Anyone want to play splatoon 1?
>>579180868Buying her shoes and socks
>>579184630all the time :(
>>579184939she's already wearing Shoe gear
>>579160083Oh I don't mean the console itself, I mean the games, like setting my region to Singapur or something where prices aren't 80-90 bucks per game
>EVP 700I'm not feeling so good.
>>579196909You're doing good. You still got 9 hours.
>>579201827I can if you're still looking
>>579203171Room going up
>>579203341knock
>>579205459Opening
damn im sorry, feel like i got rust in my bones
>>579201317>800 No, I'm not.
PB 0/10
PB time
Gggggs fishin room
GG salmonrunner, I head to pb and then continue to solm
GG's Salmonators!
Give me a Booyah.
>>579208458
>everything oneshotsso boring
>>579208458Nice!
>>579208458Booyah~
>>579208715don't get hit then?
I fucking hate this thing.
robbery
Rigged
unfair
This weapon is legit braindead, I apologize.
This weyy is legit braindead, I apologize
What just happened....
>>579211069It's natural if you play as a weyy yes
>>579211227oomi......
>>579211069dum gooner weyysthey only want one thing even if woomy says noI can't kill cohocks the hospital wifi is bad
GGs S.
Anyone wanna slom? I'm an idiot and I feel asleep last night so I'm still 630.>but pbYeah I'm gonna skip on purpose this time.
PB 7/8
GGs, game gives me a migraine
Stop. Leaving. The. PB.
>>579213243GGs.
>>579213290no
WE ARE SO BACK
>random comm error$20 a year
>>579214330Oh please, you make that back in an hour.
>>579214396Not really since I live in Estonia.
8/10
>>579214851Last time I was in Estonia everything was so much cheaper there than in my country. Are the wages there that terrible?
ggs pb
i cant play backlines.....................
>>579215774GGs
>>579215774GG k>>579215803Too damn bad! pick up the backline
Woomy
>>579215803It takes a certain kind of mindset (i.e. psychopathy) to play.
>>579215803You can't learn if you don't play them.
>EVP680
How much longer is the PB going for? Is it too late to drop in?
>>579217412There's probably enough for two more games.
>>579217412We got 10-15 mins left. Join in.
>>579217412just drop in
Good woomy.
hi
Mr Grizz please no more dualies on high tide...
put me in the chair f, its sat
FAT VEEMO FAT VEEMO FAT VEEMO
>killed someone at the startI'm sorry I was so locked in I thought it was another battle
GGs pb
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/bn3i91d11e6592v1.flac>>579219017Happens,
Ggggggs pb
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
>>579219249GGs! Thanks for hosting.
Ggs PB
>didn't even get to play a gameit's okay because true /ink/ers know that teeheeing is all that matters
>>579219249GGs PB! Thanks for hosting, glad the name change didn't mess with ya
Bgs pb fuck all of you
>>579219578Love you too
>>579219541Do you prefer the new name now?
Y you should get the new yoshi game it's really good
>>579219772Tbh I've had B since I first got the game lol. I could go either. Just wanted to change it to a pun for some reason
>>579219827I'll do that when I get my next check thanks for the rec
Speaking of teehees and since we're on autosage territory now, any big tiddy woomveem artists you might recommend? Preferably around the 5k bracket.
>>579220247https://skeb.jp/@lisalyalooooooo
>>579220247I got nothing but a humble prompt
>>579221146???
>>579221146Oh boy here we go again with the shit no one cares about, just go away holy fuck
>>579220376Thanks, was thinking of this artist but couldn't recall their handle. I actually had another one in mind at first, but they seem to be MIA for over a year.
Threads dead, No one will see me admitting to loving woomy pee!
>>579222771Toilet anon? That you?
>>579222771I respect you more than feetfags desu
New>>579223202>>579223202>>579223202
