>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s [Embed] [Open]>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>578858113
>>578938576ai?
>>578938576>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYNot on my watch, threadshitters
Reminder that Deviljeet LOST and got RAPED by ArgenBVLLS
>>578938649no, same artist
Howdy ergs
Previously, on /erg/ball-Z...The thread opened with a helpful "Anti-threadshitter filter list" link, which immediately triggered several hours of intense, intellectual debate.>Half the thread is convinced that using basic keyword filters makes you a "thin-skinned leftist reddit mod".>The other half is utterly convinced that refusing to use the filter makes you a "fragile, attention-starved toddler".>Someone even took 30 whole seconds out of their day to draw an MS Paint comic about it, which was naturally declared a historic "victory" for their respective sideWhen the anons weren't arguing about the concept of reading words, they were busy executing flawless tactical co-op gameplay.>A debate broke out over whether a player using a pulley crossbow was doing decent damage or actively sabotaging the team by doing "dumb fancy shit" and failing to draw aggro from "ED Gladius" dogs.>Naturally, the consensus was that everyone else on the team is garbage, and the posters themselves are the only true "carries".>Plans are being drawn up for a Seamless Co-op session on September 5th at Soul Level 90. We can only hope their social skills level up by then.Because FromSoftware apparently answers to 4chan, anons shared their deeply authoritative demands for the upcoming patch dropped on August 27th:>The patch will support the "Tarnished Pack," introducing a few armor sets and weapons.>Some posters are already crying that the meta is "miserably solved" and that players are just going to cheese the new greatsword.>The thread briefly deviated into pseudo-intellectualism regarding whether being parasitized by a yellow robe in Demon's Souls is a metaphor for the player's lack of agency.>This was quickly abandoned to resume standard operations: calling various users "schizos," accusing people of being "lolcows" from external websites, and tracking specific posters across multiple boards to figure out their mood.
>>578938678obsessed
>>578938927thanks for the grok summary, lil gup
Nightreign queues are dead I suppose?
tarnished packa
>>578938576Why is Recluse such a lardarse?
>>578938927>NOT using a filter makes you fragile>not shilling your filter makes you attention-starvedThanks grok, that makes sense
>>578938576>>578939189lardcake used as reference
>>578939274Kill yourself.
>>578939274Thrill yourself.
>>578938927You forgot when I came in and gloated about how insanely raped the thread is and how 90% of the posts are fragmentary sentences without context.
>>578939425kek
>>578939274Live on.
erm
Elden Ring soon
>>578939702YERRRMMMMMYYYY!!!! YURMY YURMY IN MY TURMY
>>578938576>Removing the filter but keeping the artorias guideDo we really need this? He's just one crippled unc from a 15 year old game.
'zuken zorkey
>>578940659Yurrrrmy!
>>578940602We can remove it next time
Can't wait for all the OC donut steel izzat farming modded weapons they'll make out of Muleta.
GG Dreg.First time playing with you Ironeye, great run.
gg greghigh damage run, greg pulled out all the stalls in phase 2 lol
Alright /erg/ whats your most liked message
this is a new thrusting shield. the color and rim are different from the dueling shield, although the pattern is similar. wonder if they hid a new greatkat in the base game too.
>>578942417and I realise after I should have given you my dnaf bow ironeye
Yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yhh
>>578942584i have one by kenneth at the rescue spot saying something about a fat coinpurse its got like 400 updoots
>>578942374nice ta meetcha gg>>578942417we're so cool we let him phase change
>>578942417>high damage runI was cosplaying artorias this run.
>>578942584Got a bunch of votes on "first off well done, but still no map" at the rauh dancing lion, and "first off, luring out, and then use lift" near the divine beast warrior that you can kill with the elevator.
>>578941721Dont remove it. We need it.
gg horse
>>578943258The one guy who needs it refuses to use it.
>>578943110yeah lions claw with double balancers is solid
>>578942584reddit
I want to play with temmie
unironically excited for Tarnished Edition I will be paying $80 just to gank tendies in Stormveil with Venomous Fang
How will reds cope with not being able to cheat in 999 boluses, starlight shards and hefty pots
>>578943349Stop>>578943349True>>578943960Truke
>>578943960wdym
>>578943960they will dupe just like they do in playstation, jeenine's discord is probably setting up a character as we speak
1/3
>>578942584I think I had one Xbox behind the tree in dragonburrow where you can see the big pot and it said, “I wish I had a sniper.” That had 5k upvotes
>>578943960>he doesn't know
>>578944125Did you get a game?
Are we buying the DLC or not?
my boyfriend said he would dupe 999 rot grease for me on switch so I can invade :3c
>>578944812nope
>>578944812yes
>>578944825>$5 for what basically amount to a Torrent skinwhat happened to FromSoft?
Sorry chud, buy the Heavy K***ght for $5 or your build is suboptimal
>>578945006
>>578944828did he suck your cock after
>>578945116>mogged by 'zakihow small is todd?
>>5789455585'11
>>578944828>>578945420erm...
>>578945116the templars
>>578945106kek
>no save editor, cheats, dupes or other bullshit >online goes live for everyone at the same time>new messages everywhere>co-op everywhere at every level>invasions everywhereNS2 is unironically THE place to play this game. Performance is actually decent too
>decent>actuallybehead tendiejeets nyow
>>578946994five nintenbux deposited into your account
GG Coldogs. Cannot believe I got such a good weapon on dogs, I really did not wanted to drop that GS but it is what it is.
>>578946994You really think that I'm going to buy a console that can't run a 4yo game above 40fps and 720p? In a freaking cave?I'm fine. I prefer spending $1500 changing my computer to play the new metro.
>>578946994>that ps2 resolution and shit fpsIs this ironic or are tendie shills this oblivious
>>578947240peak taste the extended gameplay on gamespot looked so fucking good, im absolutely shekeling for the spartan helmet>>578947102gg
gg colddogs>>578947102godslayer is 2/3 phys so you can kinda get away with it, atleast for non ED
>>578947308Have you read the books? They are really good.
textures are better on Switch 2 compared to PS5
Patch notes?
>>578947367I wasn't willing to take that risk in case it was ED. I did make good use of it for at least half the day.
>>578947383only 2033 not the extended universe or sequels. considering the hunter lore stuff ill probably read 2034 soon
>>578947424Why is the other screenshot blurry as fuck on the switch side
ggs horse
>>578947532idk. yt compression, resolution dipped at that very second maybe etc. point is that the port is really good, especially considering it's From we're talking about here
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' will unironically spend $15 just to have 1 less arcane in their starting class for pvpthird world war will save us
>>578945116He's been taking notes on how to sell the exact same game again to the exact same people who already played it.
isn't the tarnished dlc suppose to be out today?
>>578948153Servers just went under maintenance for me so yea think so
>>578946994I hope the switch 2 never gets cracked so poorfags can eat shit, I'll gladly buy the game again to play without cheaters.
feeling yurmy
queuers?
feeling spicy
what is a yurm
>>578948580ye 1/3
>>578947780I'm more interested in that CGS with 13/11 reqs.It's going to fit like a glove in my caster builds.
yipee
Overview of the August 27, 2026 PatchThe latest patch for Elden Ring released on August 27, 2026, introduces significant balance changes and stability fixes aimed at enhancing gameplay and addressing community feedback.Key Features of the PatchBalance ChangesWeapon Scaling Adjustments: Improvements have been made to ensure that weapon scaling is more consistent, allowing players to see better damage outputs based on their stat investments.Spell Adjustments: Several spells have received buffs, including reductions in mana costs and increases in damage, making magic builds more viable in late-game scenarios.Stability FixesPerformance Optimization: The patch includes optimizations that improve frame rates, particularly in dense areas, enhancing the overall gaming experience on both PC and console platforms.Bug Fixes: Long-standing issues, such as physics collision errors and multiplayer disconnects, have been addressed, providing a smoother gameplay experience.Source: some guy on steam lol.
>>578949032gay
what happened
couldnt rejoin
my internet crapped out it was prob me t. ironeye
dsg won (again)
>>578949228same
>>578949248unfortunate, nt balansaars
honestly my jimmies are a little russled that counts as a game im sorry guys
>>578949068Weapon scaling adjustments would make no sense, not ever A/B/C scaling is equal and that's the point Making them all equal would defeat the purpose, unless they're saying they're buffing weapon scaling across the board which would be incredibly retarded but I guess maybe the game needed to be made easier for nintoddlers
>>578949375we don't get losses because it dced, only host does
hey look i found dsg
>>578949616DOSjeeta...
>>578949376Maybe they're fixing all those somber weapons with retarded scaling that makes them useless aside from sometimes working as a L2 stick.
>>578949616kek
>>578949424im back in queue did you guys catch a game?
>>578949727no
>>578949616too white
>>578949817they don't go outside
>switch 2 is capped to 30 fps
gg dreglord
>>578949884it's a fucking switchduh
GGreg w/fake shifty(no gaol relic)
>Steelovsky and Chasethbro hooked upNeed it or sneed it?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe9i54AvAfI
>>578949861they're vantablack
>>578950141qrd?
>>578950141Chase is based Steel is a really hateful little man seething for 10 hours a day about normies light rolling
>>578950141>Allah, God, Vishnu and Zeus meetupThis is the best video to come out in the last 10 years
>>578950524Why did you say Vishnu 3 times
>>5789501416 people with no social skills or chemistry and added vc latency because theyre talking from across the globe. im sure this is nothing short of a meeting between the greatest of our generation
>>578950141OH MY SCIENCE YES! TELL US HOW TO FIX THE GAME OH WISE ONES
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117holy shit
>>578951026I would kneel if hardswaps were completely killed, I fucking hate the hardswap meta
>>578951094>t. he raped
*grabs you by the scalp and tosses you straight up above me before skewering your falling body on my sword and flinging you aside like trash*
>>578952032demihuman swordmaster is so cool...
>>578951026>website under maintenanceoh fuck offso what else is in the update?
>>578953107except the website works fine.. my guess is this page actually doesn't exist and anon is bullshitting us as usual
I don't get why someone would use haloslop for an MMV game when D5 is just a click away.Anyway is anyone queuing vanilla
>>578953220just saying, there's no downside to griefing mmv games...
>>578953489there is no downside on griefing vanilla either
>>578951026>>578953175Wait so this fake? I would have cum so hard if they actually removed hardswapping, the redtroon tears would be delicious
>>578953107>he clicked itOh no no no...
>>578949068>Spell Adjustments: Several spells have received buffs, including reductions in mana costs and increases in damage, making magic builds more viable in late-game scenarios.But spells were already very strong? I did a spellcasting only challenge run and it scaled extremely well into the late game, the only hurdle for INT builds is high aggro enemies staggering you and burning through your HP pool too fast but that's not an issue with the spells
>>578951026you got a decent reaction this time, I'm happy for you to get that since it's probably like the last chance for if
>>578953893>>578953107>>578953175>>578951094holy mother of newfag
>>578951026g(old)
https://www.eldenring.jp/newsdetail/news_detail_260827_1.htmlreal patch notes are up, you need to translate them though
>>578955554>gravitational missile doesn't explode instantly when you shoot it at the groundCASTERFAGS BTFO
>Smithscript Dagger / Rellana's Twin BladesIncreased critical hit power.smithscript just overtook misericorde
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117?utm_source=SM_Official&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ER-Patch-117I'm interested in the changes to parrying, I guess they put everything on par with Carian Retaliation.
>Carian Sorcery Sword>Changed Intelligence scaling so that it now increases the attack power of all damage types.Well well well
can a framedata troon tell me what the new frames are
perfumechads I kneel
>>578956063>>578956128Surely these changes will also come to nightreign
>balance changes for eldiedoes this mean they're also patching 'reign?
O, Flame buffed, let's goooo
>>578956243lol
>>578956243lmao even
>rakshasa nerfed to death one day before launching a new busted paid DLC DEX greatswordFrom is so shameless lol.
>Added an NPC invasion event in Caelid.>Added an NPC invasion event in Leyndell, Royal Capital.These are a reference to some Youtuber, which is just odd, kind of kills immersion.
>>578956594Vague post
>>578956594Surely these drop some of the new equipment
>>578956636It’s a Japanese one so I can’t pronounce his name.
>>578956594no invasion for you sorry you didn't pay the 5 dollarinos
any queuers
>>578956910Most of this thread are queers
you're not gonna believe the new numbers on founding rain of stars and rain of fire, holy fucking shit
O, Flame is the new Flaming Strike.
>>578956063that's it? no mega nerfs to broken shit in pvp?
>>578956960only filterfags
>>578956960only filterseethers
>>57894699440fps is decent by your standards? kek
>>578957341name 3 broken shit
>>578956243
>>578957581Don't forget that tendies are living 20 years in the past. They have yet to discover HD and fps.
>>578957631me, jee, your english
cc..
>seamless not updated yetim not launching vanilla eldie, wake up troon yui
>>578949375>>578949248>>578949161Get fucked shitters
>>578950141I don't care about the opinions of bad players and frauds
>>578957631thrusting sword bhs, dueling shields, patas
>>578951026>Gravitational Missile>Changed the spell so that the gravity projectile does not explode immediately upon striking terrain such as the ground or a wall.Damn finally, that has been broken for ages.
ngl seeing as they're gonna start patching and balancing the game for the tarnished edition I kinda wanna try getting into it again, are ER invasions as bad as people say? any chances for fundamental changes?
>>578957368dos/twinbirdjeet will love this
>>578958137they're great if you liked fighting 3 arabs in a tiny, empty area
>>578958137If you like 1v3 you will love ER invasions.
>>578941869>>578939301
>>578958137lol
>>578958080aiee grav missle save me
>>578958137
Does ER run at 40FPS on max on the switch 2? If so that's probably good enough.
>parrying buffed>gravitational missile nerfedYou win some you lose some
13
Anyone else can't use taunter's tongue for some reason
>>578958650kek
>that's probably good enough.good lord
>>578947090>>578947091>>578947240>>578947245>>578957581Go easy on them they need to justify the sunk cost somehow
Anything sub 60 for an action game isn't goodd enough
My punishment for my involvement in quashing the Castle Morne rebellion, and my mindless slaughters under the Perfumer ruins..
How much lighter did they make greatshields?
>>578959973sludge...
>>578959973yjk
>>578957937useless vs shields + parry bait*kicks you*extremely one dimensional attacks which you can adapt to, they are only a problem in ganks which is a whole different problem
geg they felt obligated to make an introductory video for all the tendies living under a rock playing nothing but mario and pokeymanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nld7n2xukY
>>578947945>>578945116>>578945006how the mighty fall…
>>578960250>geg they felt obligated to make an introductory video for all the tendies living under a rock playing nothing but mario and pokeymansWhy do you talk like this.
do i have to buy the 5 dollar tarnished pack?can i just find the items for free while playing?
>>578960754you have to pay 5 dollars to put the items in your world for you to find
>>578950184>>578949817Accurate as shit.
>>578960061about tree fiddy
>>578960798thanks another onewhat soul level are people playing/stopping at 125 and 150?
>>578960929117
So switch players get Tarnished edition for free while everyone else have to pay 5$?
>>578960250>old granny narrator instead of the MILF from the 2 other Switch 2 trailersdownvoted
>>578960981>117why is that
>>578961069yes
>>578961069they get it for free after buying the game...
>>578961069they have to pay for their onlinealong with the rest of the console cuckshaha
>>578961089it avoids level 150 sweaties
>>578960929Yes. 139 is a good in-between.
i need a list of everything new the tarnished edition brings then i'll decide if i want to be a good goyim or not
>>578961198138 not 139
>>578961157This is the sole reason I will never buy a console. Fuck kikes.
>>578961184interesting, does this matchmaker applies to arena and invasion?>>578961198139 so you can fight both?
>>578961071Source?
>>578961239better textures for female characters' feet
>>578961157Their console also costs 1/5th of the price of a pc so they get to play online while paying for a good 6 years before they even approach the cost of the pc enjoyer.
>>578961297Makes sense. I don't know why I said 139, I know 137 was the past invader meta because of covenants, but they dont affect ranges in ER. >>578961387Yes, and go with 138 to be safe.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxHlbNGaucY
>>578932117No
>erdtree greatshield doesn't have dogshit stability anymore, and is now two units lighterCool.Also Meteorite and Meteorite of Astel got overbuffed, they come out almost instantly now.I guess From felt bad about gutting Gravitational Missile.
>>578961297how do you have so many saves?also, what tool people use to dupe or create multiple characters ready for pvp?the only thing i remember using was the merchant mod from nexusmod>>578961457>Yes, and go with 138 to be safe.what do you mean by that? what differences does it make 138 or 139 for matchmaking?
>>578961473>reading patch notesI feel bad for this guy. >>578961524Oh neat the ARG items mysteriously got better right after anon started talking about them. Guess they want people to stumble onto it like he did.
>>578961602Cheat engine to create a character.
>>578961442yeah but my old underpowered pc can play most games that came out on all the systems in the last 40 years for freeand do all the other shit a pc can do
>>578961602ctrl+c ctrl+v save folders
>>578961651And you paid a lot of money for it when console players don't spend a lot of money on their console. There is a balance to life.
>>578961618Eric you are not save from me you can't hide from me I'm coming for you this is the end
>>578961876My name is Charles.
creamapi
are hammers and flails still the best for shield guard countering? i was already going to replay for tarnished edition, but if they improved med/greatshields, all the better
>>578962046hi
>>578961943Can I join your gang?
>>578962163Not from europe so there are no roaming gangs around here.
>>578961602>what do you mean by that? what differences does it make 138 or 139 for matchmaking?DS3 ranges are the same as ER, which is understood to be the case? It just means thats the highest you can go to still invade down to 125 ranged people and invade up to 150 and above.
it's over for eldie and /erg/wait for souls 4 or play shartbluds
>>578961297?
O, Flame's range increase might unironically be the most meaningful change of the patch.
>>578962209>t. entire country is a roaming gang
>>578962401mb
>>578962509That might be normal where you are from but we don't have those here. It kind of speaks to what culture you come from that you tried to join with me because you thought I was in a gang in the first place, the conditioning done to you socially by your countrymen is pretty severe. Anyway, you are doing good learning english and separating yourself from them culturally it'll take time to realize what you were stuck in.
What's this about a ARG being found?
>>578962484retardgrav missile not being aidscancer AoE goyslop spam anymore and offhand rak true combos are much much bigger deals
>>578961406These two trailers: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re74BJh6cMU>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlb6Dag9Gbs
>>578962778You're right, I meant to say the most meaningful buff.
>>578962647I'm not that other anon rschizotard
>>578962768It's just DOSjeet rambling nonsense as usual don't take it seriously
You may not like it but the truth behind why consoles are still a thing despite the PC being vastly superior is that the 3rd worlders do not have the living space or money to afford a full multi monitor gaming PC setup. And there are A LOT of these 3rd worlders such that its worth it to artificially create a demand for them through exclusives.
>>578962768Big ARG found a few weeks ago, it triggers the cord to talk about it so be careful.
Why is it so hard to find out what the Tarnished Edition adds
>>578963273its not hard at all if you're in one of the datamining trooncords
>>578963273Ah damn it's not outI thought it was out
>>578955957Wtf
>>578961876>not saveEsltard>>578962394Shut up
>>578961473>jeetwhineI'll read them myself dscuck.
>>578963097High IQ White westerners dropped the multi monitor meme long ago fyi
dsgods wonterr won
>>578963716many are shouting this
won the most valid bipoc trans kween award o algo
erg status?
>>578963919soul....
lost to dsg (again)
So Lucatial and Mirrah are based on Spain?The new weapons/art of war is literally a matador/torero from Spain
>>578963919not the man ass
>>578963716>>578963803>>578963992Mantras of the conqueror
>>578964152correct their mask is very spanish
>>578963919is that fucking gr***?
>>578963992>>578963716>>578963803And other brown copes from the conquered*
>>578964152Basque people. There are ancient aliens tier memes about them being the descendants of atlantis irl so they would be added into ER if you were going to expand cultures.
erg are winning they are getting desperate keep up the pressure
>>578964190truth>>578964309false
>>578963803There are many jeets in the world correct
>>578961442extreme tendie cope
>I'm an ancient alien according to /erg/How do I contact my people? I want off this rock before I pay the $5 for my horse armor
>>578964725Not part of your discord sorry. >>578964841You're Basque and haven't heard about this?
>>578965197Beautiful exegirl
>>578965197>>578964531Gorgeous Wyldwomen
>>578965286Exequeens dont dress like whores, that's a wyldslut
>>578965418All girls are exegirls
Jeegod said gravity missile change was a mistake
>>578963097True but you’re neglecting to mention the ones that don’t really give a shit and just settle dealing with a potato anyway
>>578965534>>578965418those don’t exist nice turd lover cope though >>578963665murdered that animal
>>578940706>>578940659>>578948536>>578949254>>578963716>>578963803>>578963992>>578964190>raped mantra
>>578965974They do exist
>>578965716thats the only part where he's wrong, its a good change that gives the spell its identiy back which is area denialbefore the change it was literally just DS1 Wrath of the Gods
is he right?
>>578966316qrd?
>>578966316everytime with elden ring patches it reads "good" but in practice its just horrible
Queueue Status?
>>578938927thanks, now i don't have to suffer the previous cesspit quite so much
>>578966427the patch turned this back into elden ring general bucko, go make /nrg/
>>578966607no dsjeet
>>578966316Kinda yeah. It was a nothing patch for the most part, Rakshasa didn't deserve to be nerfed, specially not the absorption nerf. Gravitational Missile's nerf is very welcome though.
>>578966657>posts /dsg/ instead of /erg/it seems /dsg/ mindbroke you
Can you guys take your ARG schizo back from the /v/ thread?
>>5789664271
whats the meta these days i havent played in 1.5 yearsfor soul level 125/150, art of war spam builds for invasions and DEX? STR is good?
>>578966776Ask chatgpt
>>578966776is that you?
>>578966726just mention terr and he will stop posting
>>578963919unironically looks like a man ass, do better.
>>578966657I think you're a little confused friend
>>578966974i only wanna see erg femboys not random internet hoes
>>578966974We are living in a fatherlessness epidemic.
I was actually making a crit focused thief rn. Kinda exited for parry dagger
>>578967029do you have material saved up?after all dsg communities are filled with autis gay bois and trannies
>>578967115material?
>open Steelovsky stream>NEW PATCH TESTING>he's just doing the same exact shit he always does, not using anything that was changed at all
>>578967145erg hoes posting
>>578966316based asmr coomer
>>578966726We can talk about it here if you want what do you need to know?
>>578967029>>578966887>>578966974>>578967115Stop thread shitting maggot faggot get a life
>>578967218He gave up halfway through.
>>578967218Serves you right, retard
>>578967249Yeah keep it over here. Tell me all about it here.
>>578967249what the fuck even is it?
What would you say is the minimum level you can reasonably get to the DLC?I kind of want to use the new buffed Smithscript weapons to invade, maybe invading in open areas with the Spear since it can be thrown on horseback
Seamless broke. Gotta wait until the next mod update at least.
>>578963919>>578966974>>578966776The moment you see their square jawed man face and wide thick masculine shoulders and the 9 o clock shadow you would think wiser.
>>578967414I hate real women I could care less about a man face
>>578967381Any really. Just vigmaxx and use rot to clear Mohg
>>578967218That makes sense, the changes were basically worthless. Only people who use weapon parries are getting anything out of this update.
dogbloods won
>>578967494>>578967029Go back to >>>/lgbt/
>>578967494well at least you're honest
>>578967494>>578967115>>578967029>>578966887
>>578967294>>578967350Nothing in the game changes it is only framing everything thru the eyes of the GW bird. The normal game is showing how people view the game's history and culture, the arg shows how the GW sees it. That is all. The only thing you actually need to start messing around with it is to have made it to the Haligtree's Prayer Room. Once there you can put on different armor and shields to see things appear in the light the window in that room produces. Move around the room to see the scenes change they will always be about 2 central events - Melina burning and Godwyn dying. The items and the armor will explain why those events are actually big deals to the GW and how it felt about it.You have to know all the normal lore first that part might filter you.
Holy shit holy shit O Flame is huge. Like a mini giants flame.
>>578967716Don't use that word. It triggers me.
>>578967720'ebm it
>>578967825I genuinely apologize. Sleep well lil bruddah
dosjeetarino has lost it
>>578967381as long as you clear radahn and mohg, you can get in
can a player dont the 5 dollar dlc tarnished items to other player that didnt bought it and pick them up and use them/wear the new armor
>>578966657awful falseflag Kys
'urmy and 'uky with maddyyuh yuh
>>578968832yes
>>578968832it's 5 dollars brokey
>sour blackberry flavor
>>578968873'yurmy*'zuky*'addy*
>>578968873dsg, can I ask for the meaning behind >>578966657 posts up to down
>>578968920if i can pick the items for free even tho not buying the DC the only thing i will miss out is the torrent skins so its kinda pointless to pay 5 dollars>>578968914grats so it makes no sense no buy
>>578966974>>578967029>>578967494least gay queer
>>578967720>>578967892
Are Smithscript Axe and Spear not complete dogshit now or do they still have ridiculous amounts of fall off
>>578969151
gg wyldsaars
GGs Triple Wylder
>>578969689>exejeet meltykino
>>578969415thats like a straight sword 1hr1, its ok but still useless since the uncharged version does no damage and charged is unhittable unless they are slept or madnessed
>>578969363They're usable.
what's after the caster wylder arc?is it finally time for faith guardian to dominate the meta?
>>578970437I've only seen magic wylders so far, we need some incant wylders
>>578970184Nevermind. There's a spot in the fall off where the ramp up/ fall off is so extreme it feels extremely inconsistent and you're either doing ok damage or complete dogshit damage.
Did Strength for my first playthrough a few years back, gonna start a new one soon, what should I go for? Dex, Arc, Int, Faith or a mix?
>>578970769Faith dex for fun
>>578970567if I play incant wylder can I get a pass for being bad at the game
>>578970769Dex Arc
>>578970769int/fth pure caster
This motherfucker is absolutely tossing my salad.
>>578971915Unholy.
>tossing my saladdo wypipo really
>>578971915He's gigaweak to lightning and his arena is a puddle.
>>578971109Yes! no
>>578970769STR/FAI or STR/ARCdex is for gay faggots
What weapons emit passive holy damage? I hate how a weapon's elemental damage is listed but then you have to understand that it's referring to the skill.>>578972224>gigaweak to lightningThe messages said holy! I told myself not to look it up, too!
This guy is supposed to be one of the greatest Elden Ring pvpers of all time?
>>578972431He's in a puddle anon, all bosses in puddles are weak to lightning.
>>578972515>open his stream>he only has 60 dex as his only damaging stat>guys why am I doing no damage wtf this weapon sucks
Took me 1 minute to mod the new stuff in without needing the DLC, sloppy job Fromsoft
>>578972787AIIIIIEEEE!!! @nintendo @fromsoft @miyazaki @ign @bluesky DO SOMETHING!! THE PCFATS CAN'T JUST GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
>>578972787So the DLC isnt needed?If I just use honest merchant mod I can just buy the items? Im only missing the horse armor? for real? lol lmao
>>578973179The Nintendo hit squad is approaching my location...Change da world, my final message... goodbye
>578972101Shut up pravjeet
>>578972787>>578973298or someone dropping them for mefromsoft dlc makes no sense at allits just horse armor DLC all over again
>>578973320So you can still use the new stuff against others in seamless without paying for anything? Splendid.
I've compiled a list of some bugs that I've noticed still weren't fixed in today's patch (holy aura buffs, Holyproof Dried Liver, etc.), so what means do you guys know of to best get in touch with From and Bamco about this? They don't have feedback forms about that, and I'm on console, so I don't know if Steam has something for that purpose.
>>578966074Factual.
>>578972787Pretty cool huh
>>578974116What is that, a greathammer?
>>578974116erm xis your blue is game
>>578974116I'm glad the mesoamerican lore from nightreign made it back into elden ring.
>>578974501That was actually in the files since release
>>578967381Shouldn't be going for the range with most traffic rather than "mininum"?most traffic = 100-150minimum realisticly = 60-99
>buffed shields and smithscriptsThey really want easy mode for the tendies
>>578974116>resting heavy volcanic glass on your shoulder
they're talking about er too much quick deploy the nightreign erpers
>>578967381It depends entirely on how good you are at fighting Mohg. Just get a bleed dagger and a quick frost weapon and play it safe. Just before the DLC came out I managed to beat him at level 1 with unupgraded weapons in about 30 minutes but the fight took about 10-15.
"New" weapons
>>578974817I meant minimum as in using DLC weapons to twink, I don't think I'll bother with the Smithscript weapons after all though
as you command terrjeeta xir #callingalltransgirlies
Who's your favorite erg tgirl?
>>578972515pvponly cucks are at at pve and vice-versa.
>gravitational missile nerfThey literally ruined my invasion build
>>578975002Okay. Here’s my attempt:Big sex.
>>5789752051 if you're willing to dedicate 1-2 talisman slots for the int/fth requirement.
>>578975297
>>578974602Really? No way
>>578975297Shouldn’t have invaded Miyazaki then
>>578975148Where is the Thrusting Shield from? Low Level Thrusting Shield could be fun...
>>578975148What’s the curved sword on the right?
>>578975148How's the moveset on the Mirrah/Hollowslayer GS?
>>578975205
>>578975002Devil's S Tier BWC won
>>578975148Four of these are from the shadow realm. What do you mean ""new""?
>>578975637Banished r1 and poke r2 afaik>>578975501Caelid (great jar)>>578975609Base game backhand, twin maiden husks I think
>>578975294bad*
>>578975691>but I want Messmer's fire stickYou get 3 minutes to fuck around with it per invasion.
>>578975969>Caelid (great jar)Do you get it along with the Talisman for doing his trial or is it some new thing?
>>578975969Oh thank fuck, I was worried they would fuck with the poke R2
>>578976003For the Golem Fists just get 16 strength along with its other stat requirements and two-hand it. It will work as normal because of a glitch.
give me the broken mask set description
>>578975849>unprompted third person post out of nowhereinsanely cringe
>>578974965Implying you dont have to get to the DLC to touch any smithscripts
>>578975929They are base game copies of SOTE weapons>>578976096Corpse
>>578974965Smithscripts are at best mediocre.
>>578976574>CorpseI thought Great Jar was invincible
>>578976828A corpse near the jar
>>578976574>They are base game copies of SOTE weaponsLame.Thank you.
>>578975148Do they have different scalings at all or do they just exist to be worse base-game versions for DLC weapon types
>>578975969>backhandSad.
>>578974116holy shit is that new? that looks sick as fuck
>>578978615It's a mod I'm working on, I was just trolling. I'll publish it soon
>>578978894fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
>>578978894Based
>no fp cost for storm wallEven less reason to use buckler parry
new golden order flail lads
Back in elementary school I had to write down a person who inspires me the most so I wrote rob dyrdek
>>578978894lmao fuckin gottem
Hi guys, I haven't played in 3 years. What are the main pvp soul level ranges now? I tested using a save with SL150 from nexus to search for pvp in the first DLC location (near and far), but couldn't invade anyone. I unlocked the DLC with koalageddon and could see the messages on the ground though.
>>578980363150
>>578980363Pvp is dead bro
should i do frenzied vyke cosplay or goldmask cosplay now that he has a new flail
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>>578972670Messmer's Spear does trash damage at every level, it's only saving grace is the L2. You're better off using the Treespear and then hardswapping to it to surprise people with the L2.
gg mystery canine
>>578980895Goldmask.
>>578981019can't even say gg, what a fucking terrible performanceguess I'm quitting for another month
>>578981217you did fine though, it was a normal game
You can summon Lucatiel in Radahn's fight
>>578981167that shit better scale with faith and strno idea what im gonna use until you unlock it
>>578981502Dex/Faith
you now remember that the Swift Spear exists
>>578981320I always told you faggits Elden Ring was still set in the Dark Souls universe.
>>578981320Proof?
>>578981542i can work with that
>>578981292>you did fine though
>>578981502Goldmask is INT/FAI brother.
>>578981998i know but its a flail.i havent played in 3 years, what the fuck do you even do for int/fai builds
>>578980363wait a bit, there's gonna be some boost in activity in the son between tomorrow/today
>>578981320If so, it's cool that Leontiel can be summoned, but Leda should be a summon too for better cohesion with the DLC. Maybe she can pull a Patches after a while if the implication is that Leda is a huge coward who only betrays when she's alone or thinks she's ganking someone weak.
>>578981758Everyone fucks up every now and then, mista Bellend. If you knew how much shit I use to eat on the regular you'd be wondering how I'm even here.
>>578982089You twohand the Golden Order Seal while having Azur's staff in your Offhand for the casting speed and forget about weapons entirely. You can get away with doing that because Discus of Light only costs like 2 FP per cast.
>>578958137the most fun i ever had in invasions in er was in the earlygame when you could twink for gear and have enough powerful tools to be able to juggle fighting 3 different people at once and still reasonably winit all goes to shit once every single individual player becomes "equal" yet you're still expected to fight 3 of them at once
Gonna get the Tarnished edition on the tendie to take turns with the boys against the boss during a long break.
>>578981679
So what the fuck was that red bullfighter cape thing? Some kind of parry tool?
>>578983258blind spot 2.0 but for greatswords
>>578982940That's Leontiel, not "Lucatiel," as a completely different character. >>578981613And you'd still be wrong.
>>578982396ngl that sounds gay im doing vykes warspear and eye laser incantation instead
>>578966074>>578974020terrdeity still won
>>578983563Daring today, aren't we?
>>578983563You'll really like that build. You can grind in Midra's Manor for the craftables for those frenzy stones so you can toss them all over the place.
if you used summons for radahn you didn't beat the fight
>>578983621Said by nary a soul.
if you pressed the dodge button AT ALL during your playthrough you didn't beat the game
>>578982940Her summon is a bit above theirs. Are 9500 summons exclusive to the Radahn Festival?
>>578983823terrjeeta said that thoughbeitfully
>>578983658ive only beat the game once when it came out and used bastards stars i think i can do a popular one now>>578983727never used a single craftable even once
>>578981758happens to the best of usyou could name any current player and they've died to something lame recently, just how the game is
>>578983823even toe everyone said it
>>578983913true xhe does like to talk about xherself for some reason
>>578983916Don't blame you for not using them. Madness is a pretty light build with few options though, you might start using those frenzy stones. The grind is unbearable so maybe not. The dlc fucks with your madness build if you want to use any of it.
>>578984171i like simplicity a lot i think ill just stick to 2 handing the spear and the sniper eye laser unless any dlc shit is just goated
brown=delicia
>>578984450Midra's GS is a good pvp cheese weapon, maddening hand is trash it is quality deluxe with reqs all over the place for a meme handshake joke.
how do the thrusting shields even workEVERY attack is a guard?
me and
>>578984553Yes, while not in the small frame when the damage hits on your end. Before the hit and after the hit you have the shield up to guard. You can hold block then hit attack to transition into attacks without ever letting your guard down.
>>578984553Every attack, and kicking it is 90% unreliable due to lat, and crouch attacks were bugged for like half a year giving like double stability.Pretty overtuned huh
>>578984913ugly
>>578984913DOS...
>>578984491Wait a minute... Nepheli wields two storm axes. The twin storm axes are fashioned after birdsNepheli lost the bird from her youth, but she gains a spirit spirit that reminds her of the bird she used to have.Lore schizo, give us your insight.
Bloodborne lowkey kicking my ass this game didn't age as well as I remember. Usually feels pretty good getting to 1000HP/30 vitality not here still getting blendered. Feels like you get no damage negation.Or is it a placebo since they did the bad UI design where the HP bar is so small, so you feel weaker
>>578984913Triggered the duo that hounds you again award.
New tech for MMV xisters.It only workis from this position and I don't know why.
>>578984913>>578984924Do you still lose stamina if you guard a hit while attacking?
gaol
>>578984491Meanwhile in reality:
>>578985135Don't mention how you know it is a duo they don't like that.
>>578985208Yeah it is still a shield you will eventually get guard broken if you lose all your stamina.
>>578985053>>578985073Instantly clocked his ass and made him cry nicely done continue doing what you're doing
>>578985375I'm sure nothing bad will happen by pointing it out. Our buckbroken cord duo are known to be stable normal people.
I hecking love schizo vaguepost circlejerks
>>578985131You have an insane dodge, gun parry, and the rally system if that answers your question. There are also Caryll Runes that boost your HP, def etc.
>>578985545all in a day's work thanks it's incredibly easy to spot his thread shitting
>>578985739>jerks>(s)its dos talking to himself
>>578985261Looks fine in game.
>>578985886Well then he does this all the time so it's still plural. But not a circle.
>>578985961>muslim hood to hide her caveman featureskek
>>578985671Worst you'll see are seething nonsequitor posts crying about vagueness when they know what is going on. It is a weird cope spiral of attention seeking.
what if we all got along what if we did just that
DOSisters... We've been clocked on /v/ we are Nora-lolcow tier now...
>>578986087Sounds like something Miquella would say
>>578986028>tfw no caveman gf to produce unga bunga gigachad sons with
>>578985135you were just getting blown out by a dozen people on /v/ for samefagging, kwab
>>578986160even toe youre dos
>>578984553Pretty much, light attacks let you have guard frames during the attack while heavy attacks block during the charge up. You get a shield poke when blocking and attacking too. The Carian shield is better than the normal one in almost every way, but it has a measly 17 int requirement and doesn’t negate as much against holy and lightning. Funnily enough you get both of the DLC thrusting shields in the same dungeon, just the Carian one is on a higher floor iirc. Both can be infused, both are great.
It's official, DOS is now a member of TheRaped
Made him cry and sent him into his loops again he's not doing a very good job of hiding anymore he makes it too easy maybe he enjoys the humiliation I wonder what made him this way will he ever get tired of this does he really enjoy doing this day in and day out his parents must be so disappointed
perfumeGODS. this is our patch
>>578986370DOScuck....
>>578986234I'm not your nemesis I'm just trying out the arg. I had to go get this ghostflame torch.
>>578986376What changed?
>>578986234Got his ass here can't even lie plus you made him run damage control nice job
>>578986612That guy thinks we are all some made up person it might be mental illness. Watch him try replying to you for hours, or me because I'm now the msdosbox or whatever now.
>>578985191Probably something about the rolling pathingHyper specific walk/run dodging of attacks is very cool, thank you for your effort.
>>578986509I'm just repeating a bunch of played out schizo catchphrases. Oh yeah I forgot:he went back to his board/thread
msdosbox is a good nickname someone should claim it before I do
>>578986786Oh I'm familiar anon. Let him burn himself out and leave poking fun at him only makes it worse on multiple boards.
>>578986612>>578986786>>578987087can you stop replying to yourself
>>578987184I miss the early 2000s when white women were wearing chinese dresses
>>578987324Poor guy is stuck doing the same thing that got him doxed on /v/ in those bg3 threads.
>>578987184Lovely Wyldprincess being fed skill sticks by the team
>>578987324Gaped and raped his ass so hard he pulled out the thread shitter image nice work
>>578986814Thank you. I think you could do a no sprint kill and it wouldn't even be particularly difficult.
>>578987184I remember when duchess used to be a cute magical girl...
How many more times will he post this I wonder
>>578987815nice nyoooticing
Any changes to the Dryleaf weapons?
>>578987815Gets posted after the lolcow does the thing the image shows. It stops getting posted when he stops doing what the image shows. I'm sorry for what is about to happen.
>>578987324you made him reply twice
>>578988036the ash of war was moved. it used to be by the waterfall in the ruins of rauh but i literally JUST went to go get it on my current playthrough and its not there
>>578960817>t. theraped
ENTER: GOLDMASK'S EVIL TWIN
this can not be the final update can it? ds3's last update was so much bigger
>>578987324curbstomped that freak, nice work
>>578987815Goddamn you exposed his ass so hard you got him running damage control to soothe his gaped anus you've rightfully earned this victory and can rest easy knowing the thread shitter known as DOS is perma raped
Fast travel to the long bridge end on Rauh and hook right and follow the path until you reach the pillar, before dropping down to get the item and break the false wall there are platforms on the ground. If you zoom in on them with the telescope you see a familiar location.
>>578988486A true second DLC will be announced in two more weeks.
>>578988486This update only exists because of the Nintendo Switch 2 port.
>>578988471What does he drop?>>578988486It's not.
Nightreign is finished
I would honestly love if From released periodic weapon & armor packs for Elden Ring.Little $5 DLC packs from time to time, adding a handful of new toys to play with. Some new spells and talismans would be nice too.
>>578988616didnt ask
>>578988616In Liurnia is a painter's shack. Lets look around to see if anything sticks out.
>>578963097inexperienced netizen alert
>>578987462>That conversationCould they be referring too...
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557694336/#557754852ctrl f ''terrible''i'll never forget this thermonuclear meltdown dos had, i wonder what triggered it
>>578987184>>578988146Cute exeling mothers
>>578988779This post is sponsored by Seth Fischer.
The 2.0 update will merge all of the Nightreign content into normal Elden Ring and it will have built in seamless co-op.
>>578987557I've stopped watching challenge runs as much as i have in the past, but i would be surprised if no sprint Regal Spirit hasnt been done already.
>>578988709He drops the golden flail as well as the Broken Mask set which makes you hollow and adds glowing tattoos to your body.Here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB_BDU7oX3g
>>578988787I'm still going to post about it. There is a stargazing noble looking off the cliff over here, lets check him out. I found frenzy flame stones on corpses while walking this area so they added dlc items to the base game.
>>578988995That's kinda cool
>>578989021Weird, he isn't looking up like normal he's looking down. Lets go look down the cliff toward where he's looking.
>>578988995the aow seems turbo useless in pvpdoes the mask have any special effects?
>>578989021didnt ask
>>578988987There're no sprint no jump runs but they burst it down.Something for another day.
>>578989021
>>578988995Something about this screams slop that the original devs would never make
>>578989214Badaboom, same pov as the ground image. Its that simple to do this my dudes. Seeing the ground image is the hard part but once you see it the puzzle works itself out logically you just need some intuition. >>578989367I know. This is free. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master kekekekekekekek
>>578989498Meaty Wyldzuri servicers...
>>578989498erg girls who look like this ?
>>578981613weird raped headcanon
>>578989612>Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master kekekekekekekekReferencing that is too esoteric. Do you see literally everything they do?
>>578989498exemom...
>>578989612hmm lets see nope dont remember asking
>>578989612Holy shit... once you see it...
>>578988146>>578987184me desu
>>578988850Extremely weird post>>578988448Shut it dsjeet
I sure hope you are all doing your part and not buying the TE content for their games, if the investors get a sniff that this>sell 5 armor sets for 20 bucksis a viable strategy their next single player game is fucking done.
>>578989774I have 2 lil chicks that follow me around and beg for attention 24/7 I get to know what they do when trying to get my attention. I'm sure if you cross ref that thread's timestamp with what was going on in /erg/ at the moment it won't show anything conclusive. It wouldn't show me talking about the twin-bird stuff when they made the thread on /v/ or anything. That would be dumb.
>>578989980lol brokie
>>578989980poorfag babble
>>578985886you can’t have a circle jerk with a single person dummy
>>578988995>yet another so called GOLDEN ORDER weapon that doesn't scale with int/faithI'm so tired of fromslop
BROS.......HOLY SHIT!! NEW CLUE TO THE ELDEN RING ARG UNLOCKED? HOW DID NO ONE DISCOVER THIS?
>>578990153Anon actually discovered that a week ago. Executor's darkness skin shows the lands between from that pov. Then it zooms out to show the whole world.
>>578990315Twin birds?
>>578986220>posts eerily similar to ones made by threadshitters in other generals
>>578990458What the fuck is a threadshitter?
>>578986220I am also a race-mixing clown with a reddit fetish, rock the frick on
>>578990221you are homosexual
>>578987324True but you also forgot >>578985545 >>578985782 >>578986740 >>578987553 >>578987962 >>578988242 >>578988547 >>578988570
by the way, any of you clowns posting about the twin birds are falling for the most embarrassingly forced meme this thread has seen in a long time, if you enjoy being such a tool you might as well cut to the chase and ask to suck diseased cocks on craigslist
>>578990616It's not 5 armor sets or 20 bucks you disnegnous cuck. You get the response you deserve.
DOS status?
>>578990276just dual wield with bastards stars bwo
>>578990315This is it, this was the clue we were all missing. From the top down, this appears to be 3 ducks bowing at the feet of the phoenix reborn. 3 - 1 = 2. This is of course showing us the Twinbird, eating the tarnished like worms. If you look at the top of the jellyfish shield, it shows the world map, but from underneath it shows Serosh's giant hairy balls. What could this mean?
>>578990923Everywhere apparently. Kind of like the Holy Spirit for the lolcow he can feel him in all things.
What are the stats on the new thrusting shield?
trishtina's twin moons...
>>578990978>>578990315kek
>>578991016It is starting to feel like something religious. All the mantras make sense under a religious ideal.
>>578991052boosts ARC to 99 so you can see the twinbird
>>578990820I don't care about any of that, I am calling you what you are because the way you type reveals you as the useless beta cockluster of any group
>>578991063Will you shut up already? Annoying piece of shit.
>>578989674TrishtinaYoeSkorvan
>>578990221>>578990253Oh damn, we are so fucked, next title is becoming MH tier jewish>respec - 5 dollars>advanced CC - 5 dollars>deluxe CC - 5 dollars>remake CC - 5 dollars>extra save files - 5 dollars>nostalgia armor pack - 10 dollars>nostalgia weapon pack - 10 dollars>advanced armor pack - 10 dollars>advanced weapon pack - 10 dollars>armor editing - 10 dollars>weapon edititng - 10 dollars>gesture pack - 5 dollars>gesture pack 2 - 5 dollars>words for message pack - 5 dollars>words for message pack 2 - 5 dollars>item essentials - 5 dollars>healing essentials - 5 dollars>extra classes - 5 dollars>extra starting gifts - 5 dollars>season pass - 40 dollars
>>578990978wish the divine towers were multiplayer enabled, they are some of the most dramatic scenery in the game
>>578991236Wait until his streamers start making content on it the guy is going to go ballistic. Right now this is our secret.
>>578938576NIGGER
>>578991341is monster hunter really like this?>>578991391they'd have been good duel arenas, truly a shame
>>578991341Are you a huntress lover?
I cant decide anymore bros. Should I run Shield + Main Gauche or the new Thrusting Shield for my TE playthrough?
>>578990148>I'm sure if you cross ref that thread's timestamp with what was going on in /erg/ at the moment it won't show anything conclusive. It wouldn't show me talking about the twin-bird stuff when they made the thread on /v/ or anything. That would be dumb.Looked into it and that was exactly what was happening. Do you have this guy bugged or something?
>>578991534What's the Man Gauche again?
>>578988926Ref*rged has already integrated like half of the nightlords.
>>578990558not helping your case
what kind of deranged is it to publicly lust after a dweeby south american faggot to pretend like it makes someone else jealous? the answer is being indian or indian-adjacent
>>578991391Many such cases. It was a damn shame we couldn't have fight clubs in the Curse Rotted Greatwood courtyard in DS3. Then again we can't have fight clubs at all in ER.
>>578991647mexican parry daggy
>>578991647The one that has the misericorde moveset except it has a bigger hitbox and can be paired with thrusting swords if you put it in the offhand
>>578991487curry shit poop brown scented post
>>578986028Europeans had cowels too, /pol/tard
>>578990726>raped schizojeet delusionsyou're so predictable it's insane
>>578991647indian parry daggy
>>578991790That's clearly not a European cuckboy. Keep defending your DEI-hire.
>>578983621>>578983913>>578984101in your raped little world maybe
>>578991787That couldn't be me; I'm not a huntress lover.
>>578991625Fuck no lol I couldn't care less. Like I said, these 2 follow me around and have for years ever since one of them got double doxed on /v/ a few years ago in BG3 and ER threads. Since then they follow me and make me their world if I show up.I just want to talk about elden ring I don't know what happened to them to imprint bond onto me like this.
>>578991647french parry daggy
>>578991473>is monster hunter really like this?You tell me
>>578992004More proof Wilds is abyssmal dogshit.
>>578991937it's the truth
>>578991947Running theory is the cord are attention fags and you take attention away from whatever they are shitposting about at the moment.
>>578991891She's a descendent of Godfrey. Her weapons and the rest of her armor isn't even Arab. It's also the starting set of the Hero class which followed Godfrey after he was banished. So 1, there is nothing that ties it to anything Asian or Arab like the Warrrior set. 2, Europeans also used cowels. Therefore, chances are it isn't a Muslim hood or cowel.
>>578991947>victim complex>everyone that criticizes me is the same person/same small group, they find me everywhere i go>clear apophenia/schizophrenia markers and behavior>inability to communicate clearly, speaks in circles or with vagaries/incomplete ideasMy brother had schizophrenia. You're not beyond help. The hardest part is going to be realizing for yourself that your thoughts and feelings are abnormal, but that's an easy fix with medication and therapy. Go talk to a professional before you drive your car through a storefront or something.
Parry dagger changes seem noticeably different. But I haven't tried it in pvp.
>>578992446My condolences to your family for that you might want to get checked out I heard it is a genetic issue. I'm lucky nothing like that runs in my family.
Is my character still my character when he embraces the frenzied flame or is he gone for good and I’m just in control of his corpse? You’ll notice that the ending of all the lords of frenzied flame is ripping their heads off
GuysRadagon IS Marika
>an actual balance patchlmao what the fuck
>>578992678Who moves the character after you embrace the flame?
>go to update elden ring>skyrim special edition 20gb updateit's over...my comfy modded save...
>>578991654How the fuck are you supposed to fight them without surge sprint?
>>578992678The consciousness might actually be located in the heart, stemming from past antiquated beliefs that the heart was where the mind was located, not the brain itself. The heart contained the will. The ancients were retarded.>>578992761It’s just another parasite gear/item making you question if you’re controlling the parasite or the character worn by them. It’s irrelevant since you’re still the player.
>>578992631it can run dormant across generations until triggered by stress or traumatic experiences
what do they eat?
>>578992865Its a mod you can fly like ironman if you want to.
>>578992087>WildsHahaha, if only it was exclusive to that dogshit, MH was always severely jewish despite being fun, Fromfags here dont know how LUCKY we've been with From so far, AC6 fags got multiple weapons and body parts FOR FREE, ER also got haircut styles and arena update FOR FREE.TE is an existential threat but no one knows how good they have until its fucking gone.
>>578992954>>578992954
>>578992678The Frenzied Flame seems to kill the Tarnished and even destroys their body outright, hence the pile of ashes that Melina lifts the Spectral Steed Whistle out of.
>>578992954Not much. Crabs are the daintiest eaters.
>>578992678no, your character is still you, you can remove the influence of the outer god of frenzy with the gold needle, your character is still fully there and your vessel can be completely your own again, but the other anon's fanfiction is kind of cool if you want to imagine that instead
>>578991947>>578992240>>578992631you're ill dude
>>578992373>cope babbleForced representation for muh browns. She does not belong. Simple as. Get better taste.
>>578992943We live in the age of genetic sequencing anon, it doesn't run in my family. I kind of feel bad for anon's brother if he is treating me like shit because he thinks I'm crazy, imagine what he did to his poor brother that actually was. I get why no one here associates with him or his cord. >>578993152Nope. Sorry.
>>578993027But Melina swears she will be the one to defeat you. If you go that path. You more or less made her own unseen game. With her as the main character.
>>578992730its a bit small tbdesu, hopefully not the last
>>578992954corn
>>578993027only if you go through with the ending >>578991947>imprinted on themwolfy..
now that the dust is settled, blackguard big boggart is objectively the best npc in the base game right
What you don’t realize is that you’re actually playing as slugs when you play Bloodborne. You just don’t see them. >>578993306Nah that’s Seluvis.
>>578993027Lol no, you can undo the FF. Melina finds the ring in ash because your character doesn't give a shit about torrent and tossed the ring aside. >>578993260It is like little ducklings you can't be mad at them for thinking I'm their world. Look, someone else will come along that isn't in their cord and they'll embarrass them enough to become their new god, but until that happens its me. I am fine being their god. Soon they will start bickering about dogmatic reasons their god won't notice them, it is like elden ring.
>>578993306yes
>>578993350That’s only canon if you equip the Milkweed rune. You’re no longer in control of your own body. Dodge animations change to reinforce that.
>>578993486Kill yourself.
I’m angry that the live action Marika in the live action Elden Ring movie doesn’t have massive tits.
Is the buff to perfume bottles their base damage or scaling?I'm kind of tempted to rush the DLC on Switch and then do low level Liurnia invasions with the lightning one
>>578992720How does that work?
>>578993996Marika can turn into a tulpa of a warrior she imagined if she needs to.
>>578994086how did she cum in herself though?
>Game's content gets updated>Redcel's first thought is "how can I use this new content to pick on the weak"Why do we accept these psychopaths among us?
>>578994218Perfume bottles are fucking dogshit. What are you even talking about?
>>578993864its a pretty modest buff. 4-7% AR depending on level
>>578994218I literally bought a switch 2 just so I could bully tendies in this game and Duskbloods. I’m 34 and have nothing else in my life except for CS2.
>>578994312>Redcel doesn't get why what he's doing is wrongI shouldn't expect someone who lacks the ability to feel empathy to understand.
>>578994198Marika's babies are born from the trees. Take the Icon Shield to the Prayer Room in Haligtree and walk around to have it show you how it works.
>>578994440switch gaming sounds so fun. nta but hope you enjoy it anon
L is real?
>>578993217Melina is seething with no one to properly target anymore, and she wasn't there to see the exact process of what the Tarnished "becoming" the so-called Lord of Frenzied Flame entailed. We, the player, get the full story from seeing both cutscenes.>>578993260Of course it's only if you go through with the Frenzied Flame ending, anon. If you don't, the Tarnished is still themselves to some extent and afflicted by the Frenzied Flame. They need to exorcise the Frenzied Flame with Miquella's Needle at Placidusax's boss arena if they want to be fully themselves again and pick any other ending.>>578993420The Tarnished wouldn't be ditching the ring arbitrarily, the Frenzied Flame clearly burns the remnants of the Tarnished's body and flies off to space, and Torrent's ring whistle gets left behind by that. The Spectral Steed Whistle itself is burned too and dissolves in Melina's hand.
>>578994309>>578993486Lovely Wyldmothers.
>>578994440>CS2Jeeesus. A Redcel and a Counter Strike player? I know bro is miserable on the inside.What are some of your favorite books? Name a handful, they don't have to be ranked.
>>578994580>The Tarnished wouldn't be ditching the ring arbitrarilyHe would if he just blew up the world in a nihilistic fit. That is sort of the point in the ending, you don't care about anything.
>>578994440>I’m 34 and have nothing else in my life except for CS2.based, are you also a wizard?
>>578994218Welcome to Dark Souls, faggot.
>>578994693Don't talk about what the endings mean to a FF enjoyer they literally can't understand anything you tell them.
what's wrong with Final Fantasy
when i invade i try to emulate NPCs by immediately stopping mid-attack and just facechugging an estus right in front of them
>>578994693Why ditch it instead of keep it like everything else? The Tarnished is even encouraged by Shabriri to use the Frenzied Flame to avoid throwing Melina's life away, so that doesn't mean the Tarnished would always be picking nihilism, it would be the Frenzed Flame taking control.
>>578994440>34Cute young man
>>578994903>>578994853
>>578993175I accept your concession
>>578995123>mantras of the raped
>>578987324True but you also forgot >>578939589>>578959880 >>578965974 >>578974020 >>578984141 >>578983913
>Despite being broken and abandoned, she kept waiting for another message to come.This is such a sad line when you realize the torment it must have caused Metyr to live like that.
>>578994440unc strike
>>578995669cute exewoman
>>578994891Boring
>>578993486/erg/ faps
>>578995983Even though you can clearly see Wyldsaar's helmet.
>>578994218it's a crucial design element of the multiplayer game
>>578996201So are ganksquads but them existing causes endless assmads for red women.
>>578994676liberal fascism, looking for alaska, outliers
>>578995294Then you should relate
>>578996076The exedalit is a desperate pest, please understand.
>>578993248yeah i just had some cajun seasoned corn from wingstop it was so so good ugh
>>578996323no actually that is consciously exploiting and griefing like a coward
>>578995983Nice raped fantasy shit sticker lover
>>578996470but enough about you and your reddit fetish
>>578996076>>578996537shes consoling the wyldjeet after she got impregnated by the exebvll
>>578996607>them existing causes endless assmads for red women.
>>578995589>raped schizojeet delusionsyou're so predictable it's insane
>>578993214https://vocaroo.com/158FfCx7FOys
>>578995718The really sad part is how she kept trying to contact her god and kept failing, it would be blackpilling for sure.
>>578990726>>578991937>>578992631>>578991947 >>578992240 You exposed him hard here. Very impressive.
>>578993420sounds like your autistic ass traumatized them
>>578996775applicable to >>578996724
>>578996753yeah that's not the point of contention retard learn to read
>>578991683Mysterious ESL post
>>578996904It went on like that for thousands of years too. Her begging for attention and not getting it. Thousands of years of that. Seems cruel.
>>578996807shut it pedo moid
>>578997083There were probably long periods of silence when she was simply suffering.
>>578992815just set the game to only update when you launch, launching the game from the mod launcher sidesteps steam entirely so it won't update
>>578994891tranny central fans
>>578987324 (me)Meant for >>578996918
>>578992004>>578993000MH honestly never seemed very fun to begin with so putting it up with this seems absurd. I guess since it’s so popular it’s easy to get people to be ok with this but still.>>578993214Actually very true. Mental illness like that tends to be genetic.
>>578996702It's literally part of your entire movement
the bowel movement
>>578994891it’s the poster boy of overcomplicated eyesores in gaming in just about all respects >>578994440lol man just lol
>>578997728>every right winger fell for race mixing and was blackpilled on white womenNope, get better taste, as I said, retard.
>>578994440>34same, and i also love invading. not enough to buy a switch 2, though.
someone buy me the nintendo switch 2
>>578997417 (me) Actually meant for >>578995589
>>578998012ask your boyfriend
Anyone in NR queue dare I ask? TE not out till midnight.
>>578998012Post feet first
>>578998302Just queued up I'm going to take a piss before the round starts hopefully.
>>578996807>Vocaroohusbandposter anon instead of someone new and excitingGross
new>>578998363>>578998363
>>578998410Why are you baking at page 3 you utter retard
>>578998394I just enter this place and start winning huh
>>578998302that game is over a year old and has less original bosses than Rugrats Royal Ransom for the Gamecube, how tf are people still playing it so much
>>578998572You come in here, smelling like shit because you don't shower and rub your nasty slime all over the place
>>578998572We gotta start calling you dos
>>578998394if that is the husbandfag we have a mystery on our hands because that is a man's voice
>>578998558Filternigger forced this situation I fear
>>578997854Retard, one of the biggest claims of your side is that browns are raping whites. (You) are the raped. Hence "mantras of the raped"
>>578998558The strat is to bake early then get into highly divisive topics for the remainder of the thread then hope the people they baited into nonsense don't migrate over to the new thread because they are typing in a furry as this one autosages off the board.
>>578998729ESL women tend to sound like trannies
>>578998681I take like two baths a day and my husband gets mad about it because he says my body odour is the nicest thing he has ever smelled you should see how he smiles when he smells me!
>>578998730>doesn't remove the artorias boss guide and mod shillingYou are a buck broken retard and should never bake again
>>578998857Why ruin their fun though? They were amping up to a race war topic until you had to open your mouth and controlled their actions.
>>578998967>you should see how he smiles when he smells me!Human toxoplasmosis because you don't shower, crusty anon. I bet you're a hoarder too and the house is full of trash and random animals.
>>578998929no female is failing to hit those high notes while maintaining vocal resonance, that is a tranny voice crack, i'm calling this in to the bureau
>>578999051they're related to the game at least. feel free to remove them along with the filter faggotry when you bake. also at least it's not redditvergence.
>>578999334It makes it more impressive that she managed to get married then
>>578996382>liberal fascismPlease read better books man your brain space is limited and you can only retain so much otherwise you’ll end up like >>578992195 >>578991794
>>578999249wtf are you calling me a cat? also I literally just said I have two baths a day poor guy you need to practice your reading skills
>>578994721Yeah though I messed up two relationships throughout my life. Never had sex with either.
>>578998410All of you who contribute to this need to lose baking privileges
>>579000183sex is pretty cool I think I am going to receive some sex in like 20 minutes
>>579000604terr
>>578994440Based. Hope you ruin some stepdad gamer's only night off.
>>578999789jonah goldberg made me a new deal democrat for life
>>579000598hahaha loser faggot
>>579000183That’s unfortunate. You managed to get into a relationship at least so you could probably go further if you really wanted.
>>579000598contribute to what?
>>578999451Not your rapist, you seem obsessed btw
>>579002076i didn't imply you were anyone specific, i said you can bake yourself however you want. way to out yourself as a butthurt filterfag though.
kek
>>579002608Let's not pretend you weren't implying I was someone else by your apparent seething
>>579002834weird projection. no idea what part of my post you took personally, but it's telling that you did.
>>579001126That’s a perfect way to describe them yeah>>579001652Early threads
>>578998032 (me)Meant for >>578996775
>>579003135Sadly it's either this or an early filtertroon thread. And we're on page 10 only 40 minutes later.
>>578999789why did you quote me?
>>579003196That doesn’t even make sense retard you lose hold that L bitch
>>579002712kek
>>579004404>>579001126
>>579003860who cares if its early seriously
>>579003882presumably to use you as an example
>>579004913It's bad form, but the lesser of two evils right now.
>>579004913People with sense
>>579005075??? for what? nothing i said was eligible to be used as an example
>>578966090>>578966074
>>579005362evidently not the case I guess
>>579006389>>579004335
>>579006413care to provide this evidence?
>>578941869Right back at ya you managed the same nice work
>>579007226that he thinks otherwise? his post speaks for itself. reread what im saying.
>>579008376>>578995294
>>579003860Not sure if it’s worth it honestly
>>579008903It's always worth it
