Cleanse Edition>Previous>>578891558>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MAug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
INJURY? WHAT INJURY!
I can feel a melty of yet unreached magnitude coming up.
>>578945059AC teammate + RR teammate will rape every single faction every single mission.Both are very strong in their own category and both complement each other wonderfully to fully offset their downsides.Simple as.
Doom status?
How do we make bugs enjoyable to fight again ? Joined predator strain with randoms, i was just bored out of my mind.
>>578945045Welp, guess it's time to find out just how not-dogshit the new Redeemer is.
Robutt>RobuttRobutt>RobuttRobutt>RobuttRobutt>RobuttRobutt>Robutt
>>578945394Cameltoe>CameltoeCameltoe>CameltoeCameltoe
>>578945357currently chilling & recovering after having raped hopesissies 24/7 during the entire illuminate """event"""
>>578945394onahole
With the white void helmet from the last MO barely matching other armor it just dawned on me we'll never get custom armor colors cuz trannies are gonna wanna dress themselves in their flag colors and start complaining when users start griefing and teamkilling them, right?
>>578945357Warbond trailer today
>>578945361increase spawn rates of enemies, mostly chaff. non-stop patrol spawning.every single >[faction] is boooooringcan be solved with more stuff to kill.
>>578945571That is why they should only gives us a color hue slider so you can never put more colors on an armor than intended.
>>578945620But the poorfags and the console players anon. Think about them ! They cannot handle so many spawns !
>>578945584TRUST THE PLAN
>>578945620You could spawn an infinite number of bugs and they would all die to the cremator. Some of the weapons available are just so strong that more enemies would barely feel harder. And that would cause a ripple effect where weapons that aren't as strong get pushed out and become non-viable.
>>578945736>>578945762Then make a D11 difficulty which is exactly as D10 and even rewards are the same but it has infinite spawning.Would be no reason to play this except bragging rights and everyone crying about it being unfair can be told to just play D10 because "there is literally no point in doing D11 bro"
>>578945347>meltyAren't you the one running to janny, tears streaming out of your ass, every time your name gets brought up, shitskin-chan?Hey, at least you listened to my advice from last thread so your retarded samefagging is not going to be too obvious (it's still going to be obvious lol)
Uh oh melty
>g1 meltyrumao
uh oh,meltagun!
>>578945154Stop spamming your trash, Wulfgamer
SWEDEEEEEEN
>>5789423853/4
quick 3/4 eradicate bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243489471737/76561198066017633
the AMRjeets melty in the last thread was glorious lmao
>boot ze game for a 15 min sloppa mission
>bug lobby>last rando joins>doomslayer armor>machete shield double barrel>quasar>host is uppity and says that if he dies once he gets kicked>at one point I die because of the host 380 napalm>spectate doomguy while I wait for reinf>dude is in the middle of a big breach with his machete and shield>tossing gas grenade while slashing cunt>tap chargers and behemot in the ass with his buggerkiller 9000>at the end of the mission the Bug Slayer didn't die once>top kills>he then leaves in silenceIn awe of his lad.
why is helldivers music so utterly forgetable compared to other games?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4N9-_jaek
>>578945394kys>kyskys>kyskys>kys
>>578946048>my advice from last threadYour melty already got cleaned up when i woke up.
>>578946359I wish they'd remove those fucking missions from the game. So antithetical to what makes helldivers good.
>>578946387doomslayer LARPers are good 90% of the time.They are just built different.
>>5789464361. Just like with Helldivers 2, Arrowhead accidentally struck gold with the main theme2. Jesper Kyd is just built different.
>>578946436DUN DUN DUUN DUUUUUUUNDUN DUUN
For me it's Roboob
kill yourself
Sloppa faggots get the rope
love yourself :)
>>578946436>>578946550agreed, I think the main theme is the only thing memorable long term:https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gGsxSCLLg_cAnd if you play the game long enough the only other soudntrack that is memorable is the extraction one:https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SvY5lHLe5OABUUUUT I believe it is mostly because it very often reuses the same "jingle" and "rhythm" from the main theme.
>having to choose between protogen model or sexpie when launching the gameHardest choice in the game.
>join a 250+ and a 50s 3 minutes into a blitz>on the loadout screen it's just the 250 guy and me>before I can pick my 3rd strategem he kicks meIt's a fucking blitz, we'd have to work harder to hinder him than make the mission easier. Why have your lobby public if you're going to kick everyone and screw yourself over? It's literally as simple as >spawn>everyone runs to different objective >throw laser>mission complete >>578946596If you drew one picture per thread instead of spamming generated dogshit people would actually like you a lot by now
>>578946436>/coopg/ is so dead he has to come over here to talk about darktide musicquiet you brat
>>578945394Both Robutt and Rotits are Cute! Cute i tell you!
>>578946596missing the horse
>>578946737I prefer expies because they are actual living beings with emotions so it is more satisfying to rape them while protogens are just robots that only a sad pathetic lonely man would use.
>>578946839TRVKE
>>578946839I appreciate the callout, as well as the implication, but you've got to stop calling me that.
I wish the AI slopper would stop generating generic anime girl but with gray skin and would actually start to humanize and sexualize other stuff from the game like some sentries, emplacements, maybe supply pod or something, weapons even.Make it actually weird and interesting.
what do i draw her doing? (you cant say killing herself)
>>578946436Saving all of the intense tracks for D15.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEtwaDPxqB0
>>578947147Her choking anon (me) with her thighs
>>578946436I like the HD2 combat tracks. The basic ones are good and the "advanced" ones (cyborgs/hive/void) are pretty memorable in my opinion.Sharttide on the other hand is just a bunch of techno wub wub with the occasional chanting. Jesper Kyd peaked with hitman blood money's Apocalypse, and has yet to come close to it again.
>>578947147Giving birth
>>578947147Get help, porn addict.
>>578947147Being carried to the pelican by me after she's wounded in battle.(I'm struggling to lift her, but I endure.)
>>578946359>discord shitskin is retardedWhat else is new
The worlds first and only hand drawn robutt (Its in the trash now)
*gulp* he's right behind me isn't it?
>>578947347There was an anon that drew the robutt sometime last year
>>578947347Cute robort>>578947540He said hand drawn stewpid
>>578947147Suggestively handling a shotgun, like pumping it
>>578947347>hand drawn>white robuttBVSED
I'm glad i'm usually sleeping at this point of the day. You faggots are insufferable.
>>578945347You really called it, huh?
>>578946436Helldivers 1 music mogs the everliving shit out of Helldivers 2 music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlI_fJpPYkUFrom the composer himself.
>>578947880Melty crying about samefagging income, get to cover!
>>578943697GGs
>>578947959What purpose does this serve?
>>578947880You forgot to attach one of your tranny shitscribbles, gamergirl.
This dev team needs better management
>>578948023Youtube doesn't like embeds for something for whatever reason
Light OxygenatorWarp PackSpeargun for spawner closing and big enemy stunningEagle 110mm for big stuff you stun with the Speargun.Have the time of your life.
>>578943697ggs
>>578948165replace warp pack with jumppack because I like vertically climbing stuff and on colony maps parkouring like I am playing Mirrors Edge.
>>578948004Lmao. That's two for two.
Ejaculate High Value Assets
You guys play with Music on?
>>578948360hahahaha
>>578948390I disabled the music and enabled midnight mode so I can hear enemy foot steps better.Crushers are still silent when behind you though because Sweden.
>>578948390Only during major updates when a new track is expected. Otherwise I just play other OST in the back like AC or HD1
>>578948360epic xDDDDhave my upvote good sir!
is demo force 40 on the martyr armors really too much to ask for
>>578947347not hand-drawn btw
>>578948294You forgot to attach an image again, gamergirl.
>>578948490haha silly monkey :D
Shuttle's been 46 seconds away for like 5 minutes now...
>>578948490his greed was his downfall
how would you fix the conc?
>You call it trolling>I call it protecting the extraction terminal from enemy sabotage by placing my mine directly infront of it.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243490713728/765611991088510313/4 d10 whatevs
Ran around and killed everyone, didn't fix it. I found a pile of super credits but I can't pick them up
>>578948939Gaped shitskin moment
>>578948784Make it knockback and stun all units in an area.
>>578948784flak ammo
>>578948490his greed consumes him
>>578948939full
>>578948490RIP monke
>>578948784Make it AP3.
>>578948784conc would get flak ammo like the autocannon to turn it back to an explosive rifle as it was supposed to bepacifier would get arc roundsboom two new unique weapons to TK with
>>578946596
if sex is real how come I am not getting any?
>>578949639we ran out of sex
>>578949707>>578949639I gotchu homie
Thread died we're all busy having sex now
>>578950572I've doomed us all.I am sorry.
Boooooooooooooooooooooooored
>>578950770yeah sex sucks
>>578950572having sex with ur mum xDDD
>>578949639sex with femoid or lobby doko?
>>578947959>3:16
>>578951016I am sorry I am down bad I would rather have sex with a foid than host a lobby :(
>>578947959
D10 Bug smashing :3 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243498334445/76561198068164741
>>578951214I will smash you:3c
>>578951271Can't smash if you don't join the lobby <:3c
Bug Fest must be goodI always wanted to eat this
>furry lobbyI shan't join
>>578950572Too busy having sex on Gay Harem right now
>>578951214Fine. I won't be hosting anymore :(
Don't be such a faggot next time maybe
>>578951857its fucking peak dead hours what did you expect?
>>578951857Sorry anon but its like 2am and beyond
>>578951857I play Urina5 slop sorry
>>578946596give us the LORA
uh oh, valid and justifiable melty
>>578947285
>>578952520I would fuck her even with a missing leg
>g1 so gapped he is still seethingwhat causes this mental illness on those brownoids
>>578952476Overhyped and underdelivered really summarizes Arrowhead well. I don't even dislike what they've made, but they completely oversell you on a story arc or major update, then the reveal is always, "that's it?"
>>578952476>no fog mod>HUGE HOLOGRAPHIC ARROWS for hellpods and other pickups>screen shake off>reduced watcher light shine mod>solo>D10the most soulless retarded faggot I have seen by far these past few months holy shit
>>578952847>>screen shake offThis shit literally throws your aim away. But you're otherwise on point.
>>578952847anon that's a mirror
>>578952847>erm you have to enjoy the slop AH servers you or you are soullesfuck no
>deletedThanks for proving my point, shitskin-chan. >>578946048 KEKAROOOOOThe shitskin buck breaking will continue until morale improves.
>>578952847Don't let this be real, say sike.
>>578951214is six in the morning where i'm from i still haven't eaten breakfast is peak dead hour negro
>>578952847>no fog modThe fog is so damn atmospheric, why do these assholes do this in a PvE game?
>>578953203My fav breakfast is a folded waffle with a sausage in itLike a taco
>>578953274average normie literally can't play the game unless they have clear line of sight of the enemy and have arrows pointing to resupply pods and ammo boxes
>game is easy>still using a billion mods to make it easierShitters lmao
>>578952847>WAAAAAAAAAAH YOU AREN'T BEING RAPED BY ARROWHEAD'S DOGSHIT DESIGN AND ARE ACTUALLY COMPETENT SOLO UNLIKE ME WAAAAAAAAHKill yourself
>>578953274I like being able to seeand it helps performance on my pc too
I need supplies.
>>578952847>faggot that clearly browses here is dogshit at the gameImagine my shock
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>yeah bro the fog is totally purely a malicious design choice made to only cripple the player and nothing else>it is totally not meant by their original artistic vision of giving maps illusion of bigger scale and a bit of an unknown vibe to it and give you a little bit of fear because you don't know what is coming next to keep you on your toesYou are telling me you niggers prefer seeing the entire map at once and being depressed how tiny it is compared to how massive it actually feels in-game?
>artistic>vision
Does fog mods help remove the boob plant dust
>>578953645
>>578953703the map feels big due to the enemies you have to go through to traverse it, not the shitfog clogging up our vision past 100 metersand if we weren't intended to see past that, none of our weapons would be effective past that.
>>578953703Your example was purely because of tech limitations of the time. They would have shown off the entire map if they could.
>>578947224
>>578953274>muh atmospheregay and lame go back to your walking simulator games
>Another fog mechanic meltyAH should add a new fog mechanic on some biome that kills you if stay on the ground forcing everyone to get to high ground.
>>578947147Draw her sitting on a guy's face with her thong shifting on the side, you can make it NSFW, just post a catbox link
>>578952847You're talking about me?
>>578953703Morrowind is far superior with the fog.
>AAAHH IS THAT A VOX ENGINE??>good thing I brought my... ULTIMATUM
>>578954109hi gucci slippers you know what would make the game harder for yourself so you can izzat farm more is to turn your monitor off
>>578954247What the fuck
>>578953998based
>>578948939GGsDon't develop a Napoleon complex
>>578947147Draw her drawing herself
>>578954247Not as bad as the anime girl I saw keeping her swords in her nips
the original Ghost Recon game has the worst fog ever. Same game had sniper rifles which were useless because you couldnt render that far.
>>578954247bruh
>>578953998>drawfag delivered
>really really like the white truth enforcer armor>high chances of being called a cringe "face le wall xD" LARPerTRVE SVFFERING, can't even enjoy muh video games in peace
on the recent topic of super credit arrows, this mofo just uploaded a bunch of mods on nexusSC, medals, bunkers and sampleshttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15542?tab=descriptionprobably taken down soon
Fuck medal grinding
>>578954662>Enjoying light armor
>>578954662>he cannot enjoy something because of what other people do and/or thinkWhat a faggot lmao
>>578954662>Caring what strangers on the internet think
>>578954662This nigga fears being perceived!
>>578954751>Get warbond for a page three item>Lose interest in it before even unlocking the page
>>578954662FACE DA HECKIN WALL XDDD
>>578945154Bit drafty today, huh?
>>578954662>not embracing the cringeNigger we're all 30+ uncs playing video games, stop trying to act serious.
>>578954904>you finally got the item>it's ass
>>578954662>He thinks about what others think of himNot very free of thought of you.
>>578945154>>578945347>>578946271I require new spurdodivers
>muh fogFigures you never played the game at launch. They added more fog filters for gloom and city tiles, it's shit and removing that garbage is how the game used to look (as in good since you are retarded and need speaking too like a mongrel)
>>578954247I see where the game gets its name of Brown Dust from now.
>>578955215They were spurdos the whole time?
>>578955316They're the same MS paint brown so it's what I've called them
>>578955116My wife laughed at my helldiver not having sleeves.
>>578947210last one, my hand hurts too much to do more
>>578954662bro I use the grand juror armor and do a shitty judge dredd voice in VCembrace the cringe.
>>578954662It's more fun to LARP as the parade guy really
>>578954662>he doesn't larpwtf are you even doing
I rp as unc playing helldivers 2. its fun.
I played with a real corny RPdiver who was teaching a lvl12 how to do stuffIt probably was commisar kai himselfReally talked in-universeI stayed because I needed the dose of cringe to level me>"yurp spread them freedom seeds into the enemy of democracy">"salute the flag or else become bug food"
>>578955681>>"yurp spread them freedom seeds into the enemy of democracy"He had him roleplay raping the enemies?BVSED.
>>578955436>magdump teammate>'i am the law'
>>578955546>don't enjoy playing with my current team>ah sorry guy, i gotta put the little guy to bed, you know how it is
Is the siege hammer any good?
>>578956508Its highly impractical but fun.
I like rolling out in an Exosuit and accompanying the foot divers like a Space Marine Dreadnought escort. Where the little brother-divers go, I follow.
>Deepcock brews, but it's suspicious injections that cost samples. Give small bonuses equal to half of a secondary armor effect for one operation, eg. +1 nade, +10 ergo. Random which ones available.
>>578954662>the drip is the only good thing in the warbond>can't even use it because the passive blowsI will forever hate the swedes for refusing to implement transmog
>>578956587SameTheyre like my ducklingsI like when they run behind me as I lay waste to the front
>>578956634>unflinching>sucksRetard.
>>578956716Its useless on light armor.
>>578956760That's light armour for you.
You can eat them
>>578956634It's not just the armor "drip", it's the vehicle drip too and the pose. And >>578956716 the medium armor is good.
>>578956837bro don't eat bugs. they're full of oil
god i love using the melta mine as my main anti-tanknothing quite like rushing a factory strider to slap two of them to it's face
>>578956716I have never once thought of Unflinching was the passive I needed for any situation. There's much, much better ones. Even after they buffed it.
You think you want cultists, but you don't
>>578957000then at least give us something you boring fuck
>>578956468yes actually.
>>578957000But i do
>>578947230I think i will rape you instead and make you gay
Does the C4 really need a 480s cd?
>>578956614Sex with the last good-looking female characters from RE6 (I despise most post-6).
>>578957140whew, almost got that. Good looking out buddy.
Ill host an early morning chilldive of anyone wants to tag along.
>>578957336>playing chess against himselfbased cute shy autistic introvert
>>578957180The detonator takes the support weapon slot too
>>578957336>>578957416Bro is him
>>578957000He's right
>>578947959Helldivers 1 mogs Helldivers 2 unbelievably hard in a lot of ways.
>>578957021You just got 2 new enemies and a whole new biome of greedy fuck
The more I play the more I use the stalwart.
>>578957787Just use your primary bro
now that im sufficiantly under the infuence, lets chilldivesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243507002368/76561197994359027
>>578956942Heavy armor(at least 150 armor rating) is just about the only place it could ever be occasionally good in and it ironically is the only armor weight that didn't get it.
>>578957000this is actually how AH operates. Almost out of spite they'll throw up a half assed feature players have been asking them for so they can go>You think you want ____ , but you don'tWeapon attachments are the biggest example of this. So if they ever do add cultists, they'll probably be changed for the worse so they can fit AH's "fantasy"
>>578954824>Going slow
>>578958223It makes medium 125 thoughbeit
>>578954824Yes
2/4 join
>content draught so bad there aren't even that many leaks anymoreEOS soon
>>578958473WE AT WORK NIGGA WE CAN'T JOIN
>>578958321The tortoise won the race btw.
>>578958321>>578958453>Going slo-ACK reinforce me!
>>578958558damn shame that.
dont know if its been addressed yet, did we get 1500SC deposited to us? i've now got 1500 added and i dont know whynow i do have this dosh though, what should i get. im leaning towards definitely the warhammer cross over for the reload speed armour but what else should i take?
>>578958576Seeing anyone wearing heavy armor in this game is as rare as getting content from the swedes
>>578954662Embrace the larp
>>578958836You got chinked
>>578958836
>>578958879I almost never see light sissies, it's mostly heavy or medium.But i play lobbies here instead of with pubs.
>>578958939\>>578959017explain pls.i thought i told them all to fuck off back to their great firewall of china
JOIN YOU COWARDSsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243507002368/76561197994359027
>>578959063You played with a chink with that cheated 1500SC and now have 1500SC
>>578959207welp. forgiveness over permission.back to my original question. what am i spending my illegitimately gained chink coins on?
>>578958364Not enough.
>>57895944740kek is pretty fun. else, if you already have it, literally anything that looks cool to you
>>578959447Whatever you think you'll like. I recommend taking something that has good primary/side/nade options, the stratagems are generally shittier than the base ones.
>>57895944740k is really good, exo patriots or entrenched are the two best warbonds.But the simplest anwser is "whatever looks cool to you".
>>578959603>>578959603>>578959856hows the laser weapons like?trident, sickle or double edge sickle? i can get the 40kek but im leaning to a new laser weapon
Time for bot holocaust
>>578954662>all the replies immediately prove him rightincreiblenot a single one of you proved him wrongtruke gaped the lot of you
>>578959895Basic sickle is the best lightpen weapon in the game, it just looks silly
Why aren't we raping the bots? They only have four sectors left
>>578959918You mean genocide?Holocaust means jewish genocide and if you use it nilly-willy it will lose its meaning as a really serious subject.
>>5789590873/4
>>578960054Did i stutter?
>>578959895>TridentOne of the best shotguns, insane damage up close and unlimited ammo if you control your triggerfinger a bit>SickleJust a inaccurate low damage lightpen AR these days, all the buffs to ARs have really left it behind>DickleCan be powerful but you need to build your entire kit around it and preferably have a buttbuddy with stimpistol>40kek laserPretty much just a marksman rifle without bulletdrop. It's okay, but I really dislike the slow reload and low capacity per battery.
>>578958836A random chinese player got me 900SC which helped. Don't be too judgemental of joining chinese lobbies, some of them are decent and some others might get you a gift.>>578954824Not him but how so? I'm using a lot of light armor, even on bots, and I'm playing fine. Normally I enjoy the balanced medium.
>>578960054It doesn't. You can go look at the etymology right now.
>>578955116thisstop thinking you are tuff, we are all losers
>>578960194sold me on tridentthanks friend
>>578952520Kino of the highest order. Very very nice.
>>578960093Holy rape.
>>578959895The 40k laser weapon is effectively not a laser weapon in any way.It doesn't feeds from a regular magazine and it doesn't fire beams.It is however basically a better dilligence counter sniper.>are there any downsides?3 less ammo per mag compared to 15.
>>578960049because it means nothing anymore
>>578959895scythe is the bestyeah you didn't askI said it anyway
>>578952476They really should have just made it a minor update like what they did with the appropriators
>>578960537*it does feed from a regular magazineI meant to say it doesn't use a heat sink, I am sleep deprived
who is the biggest lolcow of /hdg/? my vote goes to gucci slippers
>>578960537To add to that, its laser has travel time. When lasers should travel at lightspeed and thus be functionally hitscan at the ranges we fight at.
>>578946436HD2 is one of the only games I’ve eventually just turned the music off on because it’s so samey. Wish it had music as good as darktide, but to be fair vermintide and darktide have pretty top tier OSTs.
>>578960740tell that to the sickle and the talon :(If the tanto is sickle 2.0 I am going to bomb Swedistan
>>578954662killing in the name of democracy is righteous in the most unironic way one can express
>>578960961>sickle and the talonSickle and Talon should just be pulsed lasers instead of basically bullet weapons.
>>578961081that's what I mean yeaI don't know what the fuck happened between HD1 and HD2 but fucking hell they need to go back
Leveller/Solo Silo/Portable hellbomb/ALL of them.
Do you use voice?
>>578961345no, /hdg/ must not know I am an unironic indian with a thick indian accent :(
>>578960740That's what I mean by "it doesn't fire a beam".I'm really baffled that arrowhead consciously decided to make some of their laser weapons fire beams and simultaneously have other "laser" weapons not fire beams.I guess they thought rapid fire beams would be visually unpleasant? But exactly that worked just fine in the first game and a number of other popular video games for years.
>>578961190I use that exact set up with C4 for bots, with censor and pissile. Should probably get the 40k warbond for melta mines a bolt pistol
>>578961345No I autistically tag everything
>>578959447No, you're supposed to contact the support to remove them and make a heckin'wholesome chungus reddit post about it!
what's the most sex helldivers picture in your possession?for me is this one
>>578961715I don't save sexual images but if I did it would be cunny eagle 1
Somehow I got the most kills as a fart diver with smellyrizer
>>578961715I love my bug wife!
>>578961715
Why do people rate C4 so low? It works great on every faction, not as good for bugs but there’s plenty of shit to deal with them anyway.
>>578961715For me, it'shttps://files.catbox.moe/atb3fq.jpeg
>>578962014Do people?C4 is top tier, easily the best AT for rapid aquisition.
>>578962014C4 is great for quickie closed-space missions like eradicate or rapid acquisition but for anything else it's just a very, very short range recoiless....
>>578962083Yeah, people always complain about it being clunky. Only annoyance I have is when you don’t reload it while swapping modes. But it’s a shorter range recoilless with way fast rate of fire and stealth/trap niches. I find it hard to take off against bots and squids
first day of the warbond be like
>>578962319I turned the armor into goat porn so for me it's just ass
>>578961996SEAFIKI NOOOO!!
>>578962179>very short rangeservoGODS our time has come...
I use the 500kg because it has the perfect comedic timing when it eventually lands on a rock right next to you>*chunk*>oh fucking h-*BOOM*
>guys look you can do a gambit!>level 45 defense>also the attacking planet has 2% decay because we don't need it to make sense>and you just needed to abandon liberating Gacrux>also no DSS because fuck you>And if you don't defend the planet, you lose access to the MO planet so all your progress gets erased instantly
>>578962640bvsed comedydiver
folk, how are we feeling that our chat is pure and unrestricted and we can say whatever we please in it?
>>578962014C4 requires skill unlike most of the other support weapons.
>>578962923I fear the day where it turns into Warframe-type moderation where your 1000+ hour account will get instantly banned until 2035 just from saying "nigger" in once.
>>578962923i once discussed the hebrew shenanigans and non-relevance of the didnothappencaust and nothing ever came of itit's UNRESTRICTED unrestrictedthey can't do jackshit about it lmao
>>578963142Just so you know, nobody but retards use the ingame chat in warframe
>>578963142>troonframe>banned for saying a widdle niggery diggeryLOL faggotsMy Guardian could NEVER.
>>578962923>she/herthey are 100% trans lmao
>>578962380500kg pumpkin upon the forehead
>>578962923Nothing because nobody uses the chat.
>>578963142HD2 has no general chat thankfully. Worst they can do is having some kinda bot reprimand you for using the no no words. But even then the swiggers can't even ban SC chaters, they won't be able to ban people for being real niggas in chat either
>>578962923I can't name any current mainstream games that have unmoderated chat like hd2 does. It's.. nice.
>>578963617team fortress 2
>>578946436The fuck are you talking about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJswP4hqoWgThis shit goes hard!
>>578963424Nothing gets by you, anon
>>578962856Gar Haren is connected to Grand Errant so we're okay, Archenar will get sieged when we get Gar Haren
What makes entranched good, the stoker and cremator?
>>578964140giga grenade and the medium armor
>>578964140gas mortar and cremator
>>578964089Oh right I didn't see that, nevermind then
>>578954662Embrace the cringe, pussy.
>>578962923vgh lmao
>>578964140lt's not good
>>578962923Sometime I find these faggots in my lobbies and 9 times out of 10 they get called a faggot by a eastern euro dude with the thickest of accent distilled by decades of vodka drinking.Or by me.
>>578960194You're cringe, Scythe is one of the best weapons against spore bugs because it stops them bursting and works at range unlike every other fire-based option. All lasers is GOATed against them.
>>578964203Oh, the grenades are EAT tier. That seems pretty good.
>>578963617I've yet to be banned on deadlock after calling a faggot with a trans flag pic and the worst possible ball squeezing voice a tranny niggerfaggot.
Is there anything wrong with just disengaging when things are spiraling
>>578964321I didn't even talk about the Scythe because the anon I responded to didn't ask about it.Get some reading comprehension.
>>578964443cowardice. I'm not going to give ground to a fucking bug or a bot
>>578964443Running away crying, yes.Taking some distance so you can call in shit and reload, no.
>>578964541I misread Sickle as Scythe. I will own up to my mistake and commit sudoku.
>>578964443yeah? Sometimes you understand that if you continue fighting you will die so you just kite enemies, run to safety, and when you feel like you regained control of the situation you regroup with your team.Everything is fair game as long as it means you don't die, because when you die you are not killing anything anymore.
>>578964443I play the constitution.out of bullets?I have spear
>>578961673lel can i see this?i wanna laugh at these fags
I think bug without Dragon Roaches sucks, speaking of which they should also include Bile Titans in the spawn pool
>>578964321nta but is that even correct? i thought it was only if they died to the burn that they don't burst. I've seen them burst from the laser. But I've seen them burst from literally patrolling randomly
It is nearly time.
>>578964443AH thinks you should die repeatedly like a retard. Disengaging from a fight you can't win is actually smart. So to them you're playing the game wrong.
When do you even take non strafing Eagles anymore?
>>578964872SEXXX
>>578964869>proning out of sight of sporebugs patrol>hear AMABOUTAKUM AAAAUUUUGH>they bursts everywherefucking coomerbugs
>>578964443Tactical retreats are a real thing and reposting to a better position is smart. Starting a bug breach/bot drop/ship call in and running away to not fight them is not the same thing btw.
>>578964798
why do anime posts make xher throw a tantrum, shit their diaper, samefag and ban evade? no 30+ yo should act like that.
>>578964443no desertionrape or be raped
>>578963784>>578964357valve games shouldnt have filters in general...actually, scratch that, i dont know about dota
>>578964443>YUH fAG you gotta be MACHO like MEdisengage or get domed some you don't risk kiting them towards my team.
>>578964991im kinda all for it because if it means causing any inconvenience to the chinese, im all for it.at least they let you keep the jewcoins
>>578965001stfu and play the game, lobby where?
>maxigun user asking me for a resupply. Nope. Use a real support weapon if you want one of MY resupplies.
>>578964991Isn't doing that common place in liveservice games so you don't risk your account getting flagged and banned whenever a ban wave happens? (if they do happen) I've seen it happen in WoW with gold and often in gacha games
>>578964443death before dishonour
post your most best shots
>>578965240i want to adopt that bug
>playing with lobby open>old /hdg/ anon shows up in lobby since he's on my friends list>says nothing, helps me finish the mission, then leaveshttps://youtu.be/OEqej4-ghxUsometimes I wonder if anons on here have been compromised.
I've been using the stim pistol lately and the only situation where I would ever use it is if1. my teammate is in my direct line of sight2. my teammate isn't jittering around like a spaz3. my teammate is completely out of stims4. my teammate gets injured but not enough to instantly die5. I notice they're injured before they die6. I have enough free time to shoot my teammates instead of enemiesMaybe I would use it if it locked on my teammates but it's going to stay in storage forever until then.
>>578965336
>>578965423
>>578965514nothing, nigga, i just found it strangeand ive been drinking a shitton of coffee so i'm having paranoid episodes again
>>578965423I wonder if I've ever done this without even realizing it. I have some of the anons here on my list and I don't know if it prioritizes that for quickplay.
>>578964872RAPEEE
>>578965240>stfu and play the game, lobby where?I cant... I'm at work
>>578962923I swear these things always use the same female voice and spam, "thank you." It is annoying.
>>578965215>bounding and being a rundiver sissy are the same thing"no"
>>578965595the luna one yeah? not surprising
>>578964443The only time you shouldn't do this is with nu squids, you better kill crushers or it'll keep following you and overrun any objective you want to doToo many fucking rundivers bringing an army of crushers to arty objective or defend the flag to the point its a death spiral to 0 reinforce
>>578965405I want to breed these bots
>tfw I always bring meta loadout picks so I never need to rundive because I am prepared to kill any enemy that I come accross
>>578965821Momentum is real on the bot front too.Bugs are the only faction where it can be useful since a fire wall can kill infinite melee units
>>578965986Same, but I don't give up on fashion
>he needs the meta crutch loadout to not be forced to rundive
>>578961715This one but only because there's not enough good R34 of Automatons
I run the liberator (not penetrator) with the basic helldiver outfit, medium MG, supply pack, EAT and napalm run
>>578966087>he says>with a meta loadout
>>578966087too old
>>578966212>removes fognow it's way better!!!!!
>>578966138>>578961715>>578961951God this shit is so autogynephilic
THREE HOURS UNTIL THE LUNAR ECLIPSE PEAKS
>>578966212god, it feels likes it been years since AH lets us play on moonkino
>>578947218>shits on darktide soundtrack>listen to what he suggests as peak>just chanting with 1 background note slowly intensifying Yeah you’re fucking retarded
>>578966281why is that the thing you think of when you see pictures of women
>>578966273there's no moons with bots.until there's a moon with bots, the fog will stay removed.>>578965336another one.
>>578966289SOMETHING???
preorder armor release when
>pavlov'd himself into thinking of trannies whenever he sees a drawn girl
>>578965336trench
>>578966281No it genuinely isn't. You are a projecting tranny.
>>578966087Edelgard won btw
>>578966540>>578966525coping anime tranny fags
>>578966281>autogynephilicwhat the fuck does that even mean?no, I won't look it up on google I don't want to end up on FBI's list.
>>578966281I'm sorry, can't get a hard on for girls? I'm sure there's a naked helldiver male picture somewhere out there for you.
>>578966475IT'S HAPPENING
moon
>>578965336I went through all my screenshots and most I have are just screens of buggy shit happening, like here where went to arm a hellbomb and promptly bugged through the bridge and got stuck there
>>578966694kino im afraid
>>578966604How often do you watch tranny porn?
Oh hey, the DSS.
>>578965336fire
>>578966613a disorder which causes men to self insert as women for sexual gratification
>>578966759I don't watch porn bruh
>>578966281so true, girlie!
Those damn anime trannies will never know the pleasures of liking men, peasants
holy FUCK they got traumatized lmao
when are seaf getting mechs
>>578965336ui
>>578966961I was more pointing out the art style.for example look at this atrocious shit >>578961951porn is bad enough but these niggas are gooning to furries
>>578967105there is no fur in that image
>there are anons that actually think there’s going to be new content with the eclipse and CalypsoDo hopesissies really?
>>578965336rock
>>578967171what would you call it? anthropomorphised bug tranny shit?
>>578967032Imagine if the SEAF got actual heavy vehicle support, with proper tanks, IFVs and SPGs
>>578967068increase the god damn brightness
>>578967032I want SEAFies with AMRs or Cremators
>>578967105you can just [ - ] the post and stop thinking of trannies, when you stop caring about the boogeymen you'll find more joy out of life>anthropomorphised bugNTA but yeah that's what it is
>>578965287Are you fucking retarded?AH can’t ban people at all, there is no moderation of anything at all. The only reason they let them “keep it” was because they probably don’t have tools to edit the contents of player accounts like that lmao.You can harass someone into unsubscribing in chat and even then nothing would happen. The anticheat is about as effective at stopping anything as a trashbag draped over a doorway is at stopping home intruders.It’s the wild west, you can go nuts, the only reason to report anyone is if you are a corporate shit-eater.Their ban on SC cheating? Just made it easier than ever as there is now a threshold below which you KNOW they can’t see you doing it. It went from spawning sc in missions to literally just sending pings to their server claiming you picked up SC while you are out of the house at work.
>>578967287Too bad, you'll get SEAFies with ABRLs and pineapple nades
>>578967301>just downvote the postnah i'm just going to insult you bitch
>>578967174>Do hopesissies really?at this point I think all hopesissies have a humiliation fetish.there is no way they keep thinking this time will be different after getting raped by DOOMGODS 10 times in a row
>>578965336heavens
Has anyone figured out what the campaign reward is?
>>578967105>>578967232>he wouldn'tLow T and SAD
>>578967028Wait, aren't the DURs the ayys fanatics?And we're giving them key and all to the DSS?
>>578967314>I can't read and I must seetheokay
lets wrap it up. blitz on brilliance!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243521127682/76561197994359027
>>578965894>>578966348Reminds me visually a bit of the last part of apocalypse now.
>>578967161This is kinda gay bruh
>>578967391Eagle brap strike
>>5789653362
>>578967552nothing wrong with me
>>578967232scalyhow long have you been on the internet manand I'm not calling women trannies
>>578967715>woman
>>578961996Hobaki!
this is like seeing a /pol/ refugee pop in and desperately try to fit in
Sometimes it triggers me when I am talking with the boys about girls and we gotta keep saying "biological female" instead of "woman" or "girl" because otherwise we just imply it is a tranny.Truly one of the year 2026 signs of all time.
>>5789653363 nothing wrong with me
>>5789674722/4, get in!
>>578967927would be kino without the coomer mod
I'm trying to lose weight but I'm actually dying for a big mac rn, what should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDMgMbFJ7KgAH should hire modders.
>>578968097Oooh you really want a burger
>>578967759seeing something that is female with zero masculine features and thinking of trannies is definitely some kind of mental illness
>>578968097do a push up every time you die
>>578968097drink some water.2/3 times a fatso is hungry they are just mistaking hunger for thirst.have a sip and be amazed!
i dunno man i just think the logic of turning everything into a woman is very tranny coded
>>578968193SEEEEEXXXXXOOOOOOO!!!!
no one fucking asked what you thought faggot
>>578968245yeah get back to me if i ever try to roleplay as the woman and not lusting for it
>>578968216he will die from heart failure if he attempts to do a single pushup>>578968263that is literally food.
>>578968113>arrowhead hires modder>modder is now shackled with 15 months of mandatory vacation per year just like every other employee
>>578965770>lunaWhat is luna?
>>578968097Cravings usually only last 30 mins for me. So just do something else.
>>578968352Loona from Helluva Boss.Same voice actor as Voice 1 for helldivers.Not gonna risk even posting a SFW picture as mods will instantly ban for "furry pornoggraphy"
>>578968245>what if (thing that is not me) but sexy woman>hurrr durrr tranny?
>not a fucking peep about warbonds in FOUR MONTHSSomething is happening today. I know it is. The stars are aligning.
>>578968635Castellan's CreedRelease DateAugust 12th, 2026
>>578965986basedi'm letting others pick whatever the fuck they want too because i know i can singlehandedy carry the whole operationfeels good being a metaCHAD
>>578968781Collab slopbonds do not count.Four months.
>>578968635>The stars are aligning.Literally
>>578968635>Trailer shows Divers slaughtering SEAF on purpose>In-game players would kill you on the spot for even thinking about harming themDoes AH not understand their player base?
>>578969342No, they couldn't even hold back the epically hilarious teamkilling blunders for the Heart of Democracy trailer.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243525085697/76561198126520852Lobby!
>>578968885Dont cause the 40k troons to have a melty againIts embarrassing
>>578969905>obsessed
>>578955431>>578953998>>578952520In dark times where AI slop is spammed in these threads, droughts of content and lobbies, and no hope in sight, you are the beacon of Light.Drawfag, I kneel.
so whos the tranny the one who says women are trannies or the one who says bugs are women
>>578969630FVLL.
awwww shieeeeee
>>578970116Look at that fucking smug piece of shit. He knows.
I was gonna mark it but I was like "nah, he sees it"
>>578970116"these goyim will consume anything and be happy about it" ahh smile
>>578970116>nigger jewyikes
>>578970649mothdivers can't help themselves
>>578968323No he fucking won't.
>>578969342AH is actually headed by a pigmy with a dartboard and fortune cookies.
So the whole void thing was just cover for whatever they did the calypso? Which will return whenever there's another squid event?
>>578970649The teslatower has a short enough cooldown that if the wave is over I destroy it for that very same reason, look out for your teammates
Remember what they took from you
>>578970116Not bad, brother...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESz0sQL6TVA
>>578971082I understand that AH doesn't want a class system so it encourages players to pick new stuff every time, but I really wish they would for outfits, I love immersion myself with the outfitsI love picking the jungle outfits for swamps, urban outfits for metropolis area, etc
>>578971047AH just wants the Squids to have their own Cyberstan. But instead of giving the surrounding planets impossibly high force modifiers, they're just removing it from the map so the players can't try to force their way back.
>>578961715giwtwm
>>578971525Difference is that the Illuminate have the ways and reasons to hide their "base" planet thobeit
>>578963142Nick Gur
I am speed.
>>578971975
>>578971615What is it about helldivers that makes everyone so horny? It's such a comically bleak setting. Why try to hornify it?
It's just you because of the whole porn addiction thing. Consider getting it fixed.
Is eagle airstrike still good?
>>578972404napalm might be better after being already good and then buffed on top for no particular reason
I'm talking to you, bucko
>>578972210military girls girls with armormilitary girls with armorgirls with robot partsbugs for anthrosexhumanoid alien girls
>>578967412what the hell is a "DUR">inb4 hurr durr
bugsex doko
>>578972210any game that gives you even a sliver of customization can be hornified by OCs, in this case your armor and support weapon becomes it's own character
>>578972780ACKI forgot to pay my bills.Maybe lobby in 1 hour.
>>578972210trannies
>>578972459Still baffled by that buff. Eagle Napalm was not even close to a bad stratagem, it was good against both bugs and squids. Now it's a death rape machine because they increased the AOE by like 300%.
>>578970649>shitla tower blocking my pathimagine being so cucked you walk around it or worse, crawl past it and take even longer to get to your destination. that thing is getting destroyed instantly. the only shitlas i tolerate are the ones i do not see and do not affect me
>>578972210Lemme tell you about something called Rule 34And I've seen bleaker. I've seen worse. And if I want to see a Helldiver, bug, bot or squid with boobs, I will.
>>578972210Porn addiction
Guys turn on the TV it doesnt matter what channel....
>pig runes
>>578972976even buffGODS were confused by it.
>>578973324its fucking grim
>look at galactic map>the dss is no longer above afoyay bay>it's above the phact bay corpse pit insteadIs buggery a mental affliction?
>>578973578Im so fuckinf sad what the hell
>>578973578Netanyahu and co are still alive
>>578973578Uncs dropping like flies
>>578973636>lying out of your asswhy do you even bother?(i'm actually baiting for someone to "correct" me and post screenshots so i don't have to log in myself)
>>578970649Literally it makes a big sphere before it zaps, you dive, you're safe
Extracting to sad town..
>here's your payoff to the DSS storylineDo you rike?
Is there even actually a difference between 50/100/150 armor rating? No matter what grazes instantly trigger injuries and if you get touched by something like a harvester beam/gatling sweep/charger you just instantly die
>>578973578Fucking grim reaper is out here taking everybody this week.
>>578962923more unrestricted than 4chin circa big 26 which is nice
possibilities are converging
>>578974053they are probably rushing to fix the one-two glitch of infinite RR and ARBL reloads lmao
>>578973930>if we failed the mo it was our chance to get rid of the dss for good and replace it with the superior star of peace>instead, the swedes get more mileage out of it and are saving the sop for some other later eventALL WE HAD TO DO WAS NOT PLAY SQUIDS.
>>578973578I hate life.
>>578974053MASON
>>578973974>Is there even actually a difference between 50/100/150 armor rating?Yes
>>578973578What the fuck is happening?
>>57897357885 is a proper age where you can die why is everyone shocked by this
>>578973578the real grim part is he died after ai so everyone will clone his voice and we will hear it for many centuries to come until everyone hates it
>>578974478We've had three in three days so it's like dominoes or a train wreck, you just can't look away
>>578973974Sure! The difference is fifty (50) armor rating between them, or one hundred (100) when comparing light to heavy. Let me know if you have any other questions or would like to know more about armor.
>>578973578Fuck.
>>578973930>>578973930>DSS permanently crewed by the dissidents under re-education>This can't possibly backfirerebel faction doko?
>>578974586hearing this spoken in an upbeat feminine voice and instantly wanting to rape it
>>578974053Always bet on nothing.
>>578973974there is a lot of things that instantly kill you if your armor rating is 100 or below. most breakpoints start happening around 125, which means that all heavy armor lets you survive 1 additional attack of some of the chaff enemies before you die.this is assuming you are using the heart booster because you are a retard if you dive without it.
>>578974770>Eagle storm consistently aims for divers>Orbital bombardment returns
>>578973974Friendly reminder that Double Jeopardy and False Choice are cardinal sins of game development
>>578967028that was it that was the dss story line
>>578973974Armor is a meme and faggot endorsed.
D10 buggerinos or whateversteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243532054529/76561197980082129
Who else wants the Voteless as a completely separate 4th faction? Then Illuminate becomes purely Illuminate?Voteless gets more rounding out units with a token supergiant and a couple ranged toys like maybe Flesh mobs start getting occasional guns to spray and pray wildly with and they take the void/Exostorm/Mind scrambler effect plus weather/enviorment hazards with them in the divorse as their factional analogue to ‘ranged’ attacks. Explain the split by saying the voteless/void corruption process is turned self-propagating and the squids can’t control it anymore, like, probably space horrors in void dimension have hijacked the zombies and made their eyes glow black instead of blue to signify the switch of control.Then the Illuminate becomes pure a hi-tech/elite units faction and/or they incorporate some of those fucking cut cult units. All about those lasers, shields, big area of effect, ablative armor, etc.
>>578972750diggers under riggers
>>578969342>on purposeto AH's credit, i think they just failed miserably at trying a comedy bit where the mech people are just unwieldy with the machines. they needed to go even more overboard, but they aren't masters of anything funny so y'know
>>578973974idl I never switched from my dreadnought armor.
>>578974917>retard if you dive without it.lol @ how insanely fragile you are about dying in this game
>>578973692careful with that edge, you might cut yourself
>>578975535You don't play the game.
>>578975305Do you use heavy armor for fashion or gameplay?
>>578974770Would also be cool if we got a small unit of well geared rebels, 5-10 that hunt the helldivers as a side objective for every faction, they only stop respawning once you find and destroy their comms relay. Think of the mortar emplacement or the stalkers, (they get targeted by whatever enemy is on the planet if patrols see them)
>>578975705stay mad and frightened of dying in a video game, my dude
>>5789751721/4
>>578975734Dark Souls invaders in HD2.You cannot turn it off.
>>578975728I only wear armors for fashion.Even the arc resistant one because I like the futuristic look they have.
>>578975806>look mom, I died 7 times in this mission but I am a pro player because I didn't use meta gear!
>>578952847This poster is correct and "people" who bitch about fog, bloom, screenshake, and ragdolls are nerdfaggots who squint through their cokebottle glasses when they go outside to get their ubereats goyslop order of only chicken tenders and fries because burgers taste icky. Soulless subhuman autistic freaks.War striders are bullshit game design. If you're filtered by fog (or even annoyed by it enough to install a mod removing it) in a game with a radar you're seriously ngmi.Also yes ik the radar is off in some bug modifiers. Almost like the spore spewers and spore chargers were trying to modify the game to have a modicum of difficulty by making the melee faction not visible from 300 feet away at all times.
you NIGGERFAGGOTS better stop shitposting and start playing instantly
sorry i gotta take a shower first
>>578976092at work bwo so might as well get paid to shitpost
>>578975936>projectiondid i strike a nerve lil bro?
>>578953274Some people cannot appreciate the challenge of not being able to see with 100% clarity at all times. They will also crank up the brightness to the point where nothing will ever be dark.
>>578975875My sides would perish if we actually got invasions in Helldivers.Do you suppose this would bring ABRL firmly into the meta?
Why do enemies keep shooting through solid terrain? It's a 3d game. The entire point of 3d is to know what's behind something or not.
>why yes, the battlefield that results in hundreds of enemy deaths full of destruction of various buildings collapsing and lots of explosions and gunsmoke should be perfectly crystal clear with no fog or dust clouds at all and I need to have perfection vision of every single enemy in 300 meter radius and I need pointy arrows for ammo and resupply pickups>if you disagree you are just an arrowhead glazer
>>578952847so real sistergame is so PEAK when you're blind! I love anti soul gas in my vidya!
>>578975875Make just one of the fringe sectors of the factions into the PvPvE, it changes periodically. Today is bots, next MO is bugs, next is Illuminate. Locked to diff 10. Completing a mission there gives you a token that lets you invade other helldiver's mission. No MO's ever spawn in the "rebel presence" sector.You helldrop loudly across the map and like normal, everyone can see the beams of light of your support weapon calls in, no red stratagems. I think it could work.
i want ohdough to angrily hate fuck my bussy while he calls me a glazer faggot
>>578975875Actually...>Disident Destroyer has entered your orbit>Disident Diver Callaghan is Dropping in your AO.>mfw
>>578975190You dont even have to go that crazy with it, and the story may be setting this up anyway. Make the real squids the "cultists" four arms, tentacle face etc. While the illuminate we've been fighting is just their thrall invasion force made up entirely of bio engineered human sloppa. We haven't seen their home planet in the game yet and you think they would have zombies running around it?
>>578969630Gigis. We have le cummed gayming. TeslaGAWD immediately dying to his own tesla upon drop was kino.
>>578960889playing hd2 without music is actually a pretty good experience, feels more "immersive" and you can actually hear the ambience/background sounds better
>>578975875knowing the absolute retards playing this game they'll manage to kill themselves before reaching me.
>>578976326>I literally have 0 navigational skills to rely on my minimap and sound cues where enemies are in order to avoid them and now where to go!>also, I dived on this planet that literally said it has sandstorms and the sandstorm actually happened wtf AH needs to NERF sandstorms nooow!
>>5789751722/4>>578976213sounds gay>>578976092Okay post lobby now
>>578976326>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘qMnnknIWth7PRxok8BRA7Q==’. 18 results found.holy mindbroken kekaroo
>>578976213>>578953274>>578975954>>578976308>t. nuisance developerDon't spam random inexplicable fog on every single city mission, you fags. "Fog of war" isn't a literal term.>>578976535>sound cues>in helldivers of all gamesConfirmed for not playing the game.
>>578976523yes. then hop in a mech and blast some RATT!
>>578969630GGs, sentries are gay and mechs are based.
>>578976308>>578976326>>578953274A lot of the people playing this game swear up and down they are hardcore gamers but when there's ONE adversity towards their gameplay then it's over for them. "Individuals with autism have cognitive flexibility deficits. They encounter difficulties in changing strategy during daily activities or adapting their perspective.">>578976618fog/dust/sand exists in real life though? and it has been the deciding factor of many battles in history
This fog is clearly just a malicious nuisance by the devs, I need a mod to remove it in order to play this game!
i too want to control the weather, but the weather machine is always broken:[
We need fog on 90% of biomes because it's extremly realistic
>>578976739+Khinzal to Kiev children's hospital
>>578976326I like the fog, it's based
>>578976326>game is so PEAK when you're blindYes, unironically. Because there's a ton of fog and you can't see shit and that's the whole point. Getting a terrain elevation and suddenly being able to see again and being able to look down at the fog is cool.Not that you'd know. You are a terrible poster btw as >>578976595 made evident. Kill yourself.
>>578977015You are literally going to an alien planet you fucking retard
>>578975172full
In jungle swamp worlds trees block a lot of my vision and line of sight to enemies.This is clearly a malicious attempt by Narrowhead to make the game harder for literally no reason at all.Can someone link me to a mod that makes the trees like 50% transparent to make it fair so I can see enemies easier?
>>578977161Show me the perma fog on Mars faggot
>>578977251this is unironically what anti fog faggots sound like to me
>>578977224Sex with teeth
Remove rocks and wallsThey impede my vision!
here comes the catposter to be a retarded spammer as usual
somehow the c*tposter is less retarded than the fag crying about fog
>>578977275Nigger they had their entire training facility on Mars, you think they didn't create an atmosphere that would kick up all the dust?You can tell when a moon has no atmosphere because guess what, there's no fog/dust. Swamp planets or ones with a massive ocean have a lot of fog? hmm, I wonder why is that
>>578967931>>578969630>>578970109GGs
Man, the fact i can die in this game is extremely unrealistic. I have never died in real life, and I have never met anyone who has either. So the fact my helldiver dies is dumb and completely unimmersive. Dumb fkn swedes cant make a realistic space alien game...
reminder that removing fog is optimizing the game, and only trannies optimize their games. every game in almost every genre was ruined by these optimizing troons, like the mmo genre which used to be a soulful experience until the troons wanted it optimized
>>578977531this looks like enlisted
>>578973974My understanding is:Basic warrior bug vs armor and no vitality booster>Die to two hits below 75 armor>Die to four hits at 150 or overWith booster>Always tank two hits>Still die to fourth hit at 150 or over
>>578976739this is on-topic because it has guns btw
>>578976845The fog in this game isn't well-integrated into the gameplay and you're taking the piss if you try to say it is.>enemy ai is unaffected by fog/sand/dust>no thermal scopes or similar tools for seeing through obscurement>enemy sfx are literally broken in the base game and require mods to turn on/properly tune
>>578977531what pod scheme is that?
>>578976326Yes, fog is PEAK SOVL.
>>578977251Fine, I'll humor you even though its a mistake.Jungle worlds are built around the trees as their central identity and gimmick. It's the entire point of jungle worlds. Don't wanna play in a jungle? Don't dive on a jungle world.Fog by comparison is just AH dumping it over every biome because they can't come up with anything cool, interesting or unique so they just drown it in anti-soul gas like every shitty modern dev.
What's with these disingenuous posters? Are they taking money from Big Fog?Is it just one guy?
>is that... a sandstorm??? on a planet i knowingly chose to play on??? going for a minute straight every 8 minutes????????>AHHHHHHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578977739Whos the creepy ghost?
>>578977739why are flashlights so useless?
>>578977739Why is there a stick with an eruptor walking around.
I think the fog looks pretty cool
>>578977673No, enemy does have less sight radius in fog, I'll give foggers that
>>578977817>Big FogStop your inquieries. There is no Fog Conglomerati and there never was. Consider this your last warning.
>>578977876that's how flashlights work in fog. they aren't useless in the game when it's pitch dark on a map (no fog). just because you don't use them doesn't mean they are useless overall
AAAAIIIIEEEEE FOOOOOOOOG NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578977871>>578977954It's an old webm from when that would just happen to people.
>>578977876you ever heard of fog lights, anon?why are they set up the way they are?
Keep seething and falseflagging foggers, I'll keep the fog removal mod installed and updated
>>578978142A flashlight in thick fog just refects it right back into your eyes.
>>578978163If you can't spot all enemies in this picture and feel the need to remove the fog you shouldn't even be playing the game.Kino screenshot though.
I'm fogposting
fucking hate those fog niggers ruining the game on the planet I chose to play (not doing the MO anyways btw), I wish every planet was a flat desert with no wind and nothing cinematic going on>>578978281thank you
>>578976739>>578977864>these get removed swiftly>meanwhile other rulebreaking posts remain untouchedI'm noooooticing the janny parked in our thread again.
Fog.
>>578977954That's peak diver performance, a weapon and a backpack.
>>578978384im pooping in a public restroom and everyone heard me laugh holy fuck.
>>578978363You are RAPED unc, there's NOTHING in this game that you like yet you keep coming back to the thread to get your hourly dose of sperm.Fogdivers are the driving force of this general.
I know the perfect planet we can dive to get some real privacy, there's fog everywhere!
>>578978363show me the other rule breaking posts.
>>578978612nigga that's like 90% of the planets
>>578978363pretty sure there's a russpig janny on /vg/ that actively removes anything slandering them so it's hardly surprising
>>578978254I condemn you to the foggiest fog possible coward
silent hill fog hides enemy patrols spawning in plain sightthey literally just pop in
grrrr I wish this moonlit night on a rainforest was crystal clear like my irl nights outside my african mud hut
>>578978826Thats real nice. Brilliance is the best planet rn. My vaca home fr
>>578977717siegebreaker afaik
>>578978363yeah i wonder why you posting russians getting fragged gets removed and not mildly sultry anime girlsreal head scratcher
Me? I'm farming SC on phact bay.
Enough about fog. Instead, enemies being affected by weather and terrain when? Heavy ambient fog and pitch black nights giving players a stealth advantage would be nice, having enemies having to slog through swamps and waist-high water the same as you would be nice also. Or better yet... if enemies can climb sheer cliff edges, let us be equally vertically-janked also.Helmet flashlights when?
Why do all these alien biomes have 24/7 fog? Even the scottish highlands aren't that foggy in real life
>ground fog>distant fogalright>+super mist fog>+smoke fog>+bug spore fog>+planetary spore fog>+fogstormfuck you
>brown / slav hours>thread quality plummeted
Why is xe trying to larp as an anime poster, janny can see right through your gaped hole and keeps deleting your posts only
>>578978280the video posted isn't the type of fog that will 100% turn into a light wall. it looks like a flashlight does in that type of fog, go be retarded elsewhere
>>578978982>offtopic posts BAD>NO WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF OFFTOPIC POSTMake up your mind.
>>578979106they're affected by terrain insofar as they can't move up very easily. acid rain affects them, and fog and blizzards affect their detection.
eagle fog strike
>>578979073based
>>578979184melty
>>578979139I carry smoke nades and orbital smoke strike unironically
>>578979169>>>/d/
Reminder that the retards who remove fog also set the fog settings to lowest prior to cheating, which is where it looks ugliest and is most obstructing.Fog only looks good when its set to maximum.
>>578979220I like anime girls and I don't like your dogshit posts. That's where my mind is. You are not unlike the edgelord 14 year olds that everyone rolls their eyes at.I can watch gore all day but you are such a performative faggot.
>>578979386FoGAWDS
>>578979139I think you're confusing fog (based) with mist (can be seen through, not based)
>>578979127Ever wonder why everyone says super earth is the greatest planet to live on? Because it never gets insanely foggy. You have only lived on one planet, earth. We are in a technological age where we can actually see the atmospheric composition of other planets and honestly it looks like fucking shit. You don't know how blessed you are to live on super earth, RIGHT NOW.
>>578979386I've had it on maxI've had partial fog removal modFuck off, I'm using complete fog removal
Why are you yelling about fog?
>>578975734they've already got the AI for seaf, i wonder how difficult it would be to change their ai to target divers and establish patrols. it would also probably be the only other area where you could feasibly do commando ops, but i wonder how they'd give them any kind of heavy units
>>578979550>super earth is Earth>doesn't know that super earth isn't even in the same galaxy as Earth
>>578973578RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSh73d3TZcA
>>578979626Peter Griffin pose
>>578979661should have been you who died not optimus prime
>>578979413So you're a disengenuous poster supporting the degradation of /hdg/, got it. Not your boogeyman btw
>not your boogeymanlol nobody's buying it you fucking freak
>>578979756Nah, a tranime poster such as yourself would make far better fodder.
>>578979630the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming.
ITT
>>578979856poo stained brown hands typed this post
>>578979386>fogremovers are Intel Pentium uncs with no gaming skillsNothing new here>>578979656>but i wonder how they'd give them any kind of heavy unitsENTER
>saaaaaaaaaar ur degrading the thread quality you bloody benchod
>>578979918Yeah, one can only imagine how brown and smelly your kind really are behind that screen.
Sweet liberty.. FOGG!!
>>578953274Normies are cattle that demand yellow paint
Orbital star shell strike/barrage when? Call down one or several star-shells that slowly drift down and illuminate an area for an extended period of time.Super Earth being Super Earth, they also seek out nearby enemies to stick to them and burn furiously on contact in the same way as thermite or pyrotechs.
>unironic foggots itt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHCmzvzCmhI
>>578976272>playing a mission>suddenly, a Super Earth Dissidence Eliminator drops in>hops on over with a combined dark liquid jump pack + personal bubble shield>snipes my three teammates while flying through the air>bashes my skull in with a shovel>teabags my corpse and leaves
>>578980180OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOO I CANT SEE ANYTHING REMOVE THIS FUCKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
>>578953435There are easier games in the market bwo
just got back home from the old smog factorytime to boot up some helldivers
Fog is not a problem for me, it's not present in my game.You seem mighty vexed though.
>>578980047>instant projectionNot a good look, sis.
>tourist who just got the game thinks it looks cinematic it did at launch. it looks like rancid shit now as the removed the good heat and dust effects because of console plebs.
you want to remove fog? vaporize it. call in a 380. yes, in this swedish game they actually have working advanced fog physics.
>>578980131>orbital white phosphorus + star shellsFirst based stratagem suggested in the last 15 threadsiron nest?
>>578980387Here it is at launch bruh
>>578980518sovlll...
>>578980518more like, here since lunch, lard ass
>>578980131You do know they literally have a working star shell right? it's cut content, at least until they get night missions working
>>578980303Getting gaped vibes from this post
>>578980068NOOOOOOOO STOP POSTING THIS THINK OF THE ANIMEPOSTERS
>>578980834Here's Malevelon Creek... WITH FOG
Two inchymeters of fog hugging the ground is not what anyone's talking about
>ignored so hard xhe had to reply to xerselfGRRRR I HATE ENVIROMENTAL EFFECTS, EVERY PLANET SHOULD BE SUNNY AND ALL ENEMIES SHOULD BE MARKED AND GLOWING YELLOW
Who is he talking to
>i think arrowhead should properly integrate fog into the game on a mechanical level instead of just spamming thick obscuring fog everywhere with no rhyme or reason>YOU HATE SANDSTORMS YOU'RE A SHITTER YOU WANT EVERYTHING PERPETUALLY VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES YOU WANT TREES TO BE TRANSPARENT YELLOW PAINT YELLOW PAINT YELLOW PAINT
>>578975172sleep is for the weak, one anon was weak3/4
>>578980518fuck off retard>>578981032this is how the game looked till they added city tiles
AAIIIEEEEE THEY ARE IN THE FOGWhat do you mean shoot at them? I rather install a mod that points with a huge arrow and gives me cristal clear vision
>>578981751You lost.
idk who is trolling who anymore
>>578981869You lost.
>>578981646this but unironically
>>578981646>>578981751lmao
>>578981869Show your accessibility settings, if you are actually disabled I'll understand that you really do need those mods
>>578981915Retard is flailing
>>578981869>>578981949You lost.
>>578981726
Warframe has enemy highlights as an accessibility option.You guys want Helldivers to be more like Warframe, right?
>he dives into a heavy fog planet but doesn't bring fog dispersal stratagemscheat away the enemies too while you're at it
Helldivers 2 has no fun or mandatory QOL mods.The game needs better coding and content, also playerbase.Ban all 3rd worlders.
>>578982149Man they should remove melee from bots just look at that clunky bullshit
>>578982187Yeah >>578981646 >>578982031
>>578981726>>578982149wrong image (webm) before but you get the idea
>>578982226uhhhhhhhhhhhproof?? i need proof...!!where's my proof posters at?? my proofies??????
>>578982305I kekked.
>>578982345And do you see the difference between those images?
>>578982368melty>imperial guards had warp packs
>>578982226Hmm yes, I should dive into [DENSE FOG], specially the [HAUNTED SWAMP] and [DEADLANDS] biome. W-what?! N-no it's not my fault that there's fog EVERYWHERE
>>578982449Yes, but you start
>>578982571So, every planet?
Imagine being filtered by tiny water droplets lmaoa literal evolutionary failure
which posts are mine again?
>>578982697This one is yours
If any of these filter you, you are shit at the game I'm sorry to say
>>578982697i don't remember posting this
>>578982697>>578982753I 4chanX'd your posts so they're mine
>>578982695damn, its foggy. guess ill kms
>>578982695I can feel my hair curl
>>578982762I haven't seen volcanic activity in so fucking long. I miss going to fight bots on the moon. I miss desert bugs.
>>578982904The swigger seethe radiating from this post is palpable.Simply design your game well and there will be an end to the horror.
>>578982762I like fire tornados
You've gone against Managed Graphicacy, anondiver. Face the Fog.
I can no longer keep up. The word "fog" slowly loses all meaning. Whose post is whose? Is this one even mine?
>>578982762acid storm shits up the screen because it just doesrainstorm, intense heat, extreme cold?? yeah, nothing to see herefire tornados that followed the players until they "fixed", probably
>>578983134it all got lost in the fog
Jokes aside, blizzards and sandstorms are just nuisance modifiers that slow down the game without adding anything of value.
The fog stays off, not sorry. Perchance we can talk about your mom in the next thread.
This. This is the fog of war...you dont even know friend from foe. You dont even know who you are anymore....
>>578983134semantic satiation!for when a word doesnt sound like a word anymore!
>>578983134is this what they call the fog of war??
>>578983064It's crazy that players obey managed democracy so well that they don't even exercise their REAL LIFE free will and freedom to dive wherever they want, on planets with no fog or foggy areas. Instead they follow the masses like sheep and whine about how life sucks.Truly a remarkable phenomenon.
>gets filtered by anime>has melty>gets filtered by janny>has gore melty>gets filtered by age>has slang melty>gets filtered by anime again>has anime melty>gets filtered by fog>has raped melty
>>578983134sometimes when I take my HRT my mind gets foggy and I feel dizzy >///<
>>578982697>>578982753>>578982770>>578982808>>578982959all me btw
>>578983250They're pretty kino at times, especially when they either save your ass or condemn it to another patrol
everypony itt
>>578982695We did not evolve on a planet where there's fog every second of the day
>>578983359I knew it, I am me.
>>578983329Oh yeah how could I forget the heaviest of them all>tranny melty (ongoing since 10+ threads ago9
Play melty blood
I LACED YO PLANET DIVER, ENJOY THE FOG, FAGGOT
>>578983473I wonder if there are any actual trannies joining lobbies hereThe thought fills me with dread...
>Foolish diver I FOGGED your shitfuuuuuuuccck
>>578983329>everyone that doesn't like me is the same personmeds status?
>>578983537>laced>he doesnt know I mainline
>everyone here hates trannies>but also everyone is a master expert on anything trans related at the same timeIt keeps me pondering at night who exactly makes all these posts
"Fogget."
>>578983437>I'm le smartYou're a plonker.Now fog this *braaap*
>>578983510No fog? Shit game compared to my Helldivers.Woe, NecoAss upon ye.
>>578983592i filter pretty good in my lobbies and u can usually tell from the name and if they are a lean diver
>>578983809necoarc owes me 5 hour sex with blowjob and anal sex included
>>578983927You got a list?
If you wear medic armor and have the stimgun equipped I automatically assume you are trans.
>>578983698Its foggot retard
I filter the ones that keep blaming every death onto something or other (never their fault)
>>578984189foggetaboutit
>>578984007>war strider grenade ragdoll physics.webm
why the long face
>>578984154make another meme edit please thanks i like them :3
>>578984354tranny coded post
>>578984435that's every tranime post tbqh
>>578984435>>578984464>coded>tbqhtranny language post
Is the Bulwark worth buying for bots? I am kinda thinking about getting it.
>>578984574see >>578980303
>>578984605All you need for bots is democratic demolition
lobbyno trannies, kikes, faggots, niggers, irish, women, arabs, canadians, indians, or lizardmen allowedsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243543018068/76561197994359027
eclipse bros, i am starting to lose hope
>>578984605mathematically it is the superior armor for bots because highest armor rating + reduced explosion damage aka main damage source on bots makes it the super meta shitter pick armor
>>578981869Visibility!
>>578984787Yeah, there is that. I kinda like the WW1 German armor look though too.
After the latest patch FPS drops to 50 in places where it didn't happen before, what the fuck>>578975172GG, kino spawn
>>578984757Didnt say no Mexicans tho
>>578984757G**ci is three of these btw
>>578984865you might not like it but this is what peak white power looks like
>>578984850GGs, sw*gger code started to fall apart in the end with fps drops and stuck animations
>>578984850Delete your shader cache but also they never fixed spore bugs so they still run like absolute dogshitCan't wait for the second performance patch that does absolutely nothing
>>578983809You better have more necoAss
>>5789847573/4
>>578984757FVLL
>>578984007>>578985079based moderate
balding fat unc knowing how to change his IP and install handicap accessibility mods is the most impressive part of this thread
>>578983663It's just common knowledge that you gradually absorb by osmosis.In short, estrogen in the post supply makes the anons fat-assed and soft-chested.
>>578983354Be my diver gf, NOW!
>samefagging
>>578985349thanks
>>578985349how else do you think he gets all those hypno apps? he's tech savvy if anything.
>>578985498You're welcome, you should join us in one of the anime lobbies sometime
>>578985640no thanks I dont like anime I like watching My Name is Earl
>>578985792
>>578985792based as fuck
>>578985765>no ammo cooking animation for the bastion when it diesSwiggers need to get their act together.
>>578986213>>578986213>>578986213new bread
there's only 5 of us here, tops
>>578985349>"unc">being good at utilizing computersIs it really that impressive? Millenials all grew up during the age of the internet where they had to learn how to use and fix it properly. Especially stuff like piratebay, torrents, early modding before mod managers became a major tool, etc. Nowadays PC usage is streamlined and enshittified that younger generations somehow struggle when it comes to troubleshooting computers.
>>578986563Anon, age is irrelevant, 90% of people don't know what a operating system is.If you ask them about it they will tell you the brand of their laptop or say they have an iPad. And you think it's common for people to know how to install mods, modify game files and change your IP. For most, if it's not related to their field of work(maybe) is just slop to consume. And most don't even have a field, just dogshit or bullshit jobs.
