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The new THE
>>578948013
Anran is going through a depressive episode after her brother told her he loved someone else. She's stuffing her face atm and they'll reveal her new look next season after she gains 50lbs. New lines will have Mei to tell her to lose some weight.
>Wuyang fell for the "A girl is being nice to me because she pities me....SHE MUST LOVE ME!!!" Oh brother, change the damn channel. They couldn't have given us a plot line on Widowmaker and Sombra trying to cross sides or somethin?
hey gamers
from my experiences in QP these "emerald" players seem closer to plats than diamonds
Is this correct?
>>578948694AI is like 4 years behind
>>578948804no one makes overwatch porn anymore
>>578948434I rather they get a different artist or the main comic artist to do the Reaper/Widow/Sombra stuff. Webcomic is a sloppy mess for a slice of life only focusing on Juno/Wuyang/Overwatch side.
ZAMN, the three sexiest OW girls with nice fat assess too
>>578948925They do but it's either hidden Discord stuff or paywalled shit that you have to get a goy account to see. The rest are boomers still modeling the same old characters from the yesteryears. I prefer it niche sometimes anyways.
I found Jose's twitchhttps://www.twitch.tv/joselinmichelle
>>578949279tugging
>>578948925Age verification is killing porn which is a good thing. No more shlomo nonsense.
>>578948925I'm not paying 200 dollars for a basic bitch animation with buggy models that are poorly rendered because faggots were too lazy to work blender. Blizzard may have unironically been paying those artists big bags to shill the game back in the day but now they're washed.
>>578948925dark-skinned_male chads still do
AI killed blender porn
if it's not Nyl then it doesn't matter
god damn what an ugly skin
new overwatch wiki
>>578951562I am not using any site called glirb glorb glabba yabba
>>578951730use https://overwatch.wiki then
>>578951730
we're halfway through the thread which means a mid-wit update
>>578952579thanks you for calling me the holy saar
>>578948202
When are we gonna get overwatch 2?
>>578952997Cute The's even when they're mad
>>578952997le
>>578952997I still can't believe we got a girl with hips like Juno from nu-blizz
6v6 is shit. Why does shitmito (he looks jewish) shill so much for it?
>>578952675it's here>>578953730
Is the cat a female?
>sombra after hacking Wuyang's PC
>>578954291Yes, you can tell from the eyelashes
>>578953198Sex sells. There will never be another Venture.
>>578954102shooting shields isn't fun.
>>578955142Go play CoD then or CS.
>>578955253Did you play nu-Cod? nu-CoD is unplayable with the aim assist, imagine overwatch console aim assist x 100.
>>578955350Go play the old ones then.
>>578955142I have played ow1 and ow2 with my friends. We all like different genres. The only guy that ever complained about shields mainly plays cod and apex.
>>578955142Pick someone who ignores shields then, nu-overwatch has like a dozen of those characters
I like playing d.va in 6v6, but hate playing her in 5v5and I like playing rein in 5v5, but hate playing him in 6v6
>>578954642Good point, that is how you can tell Venture is female too
When are they going to give us more cartoon network style content?
>>5789557895v5 tanking is just rock-paper-scissors.You can't really have a favorite character if you're trying to play that and that's why tank players usually dislike that mode.Very few people like, or even can, play all the characters in that category.
>>578955789That's the problem with 6v6. Off-tank is actually fun but main tank is miserable. But if you don't have a main tank and the enemy does you auto-lose.
rein is legitimately more boring than mauga is. shieldslop is so fucking gay.
>>578955789shut the fuck up faggot you are scared of your dad and you are almost 30
ngl I'm really racist against samoans irl so I've never played mauga once
yolo swag
aight man how did they manage to make Emre another faggot I thought we were getting reaper 2.0 just an edgy dark dude and somehow is gayer than lifeweaver with these new skins
>>578956013they look so evil here
>>578956013We literally just had Hammond Does A Terrorism.
>>578956802A doctor shouldn't be behaving like this
>>578956802
>>578956901Like Genji in his first years, he's going to get electro gay shit or cybersloppa because they don't know how to work around his silhouette yet. Sakura was good despite them screwing up the reddish color from the concept for pink in the final.
>>578957067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6iGllJ-3aQ
>>578957175ugly bastion skin
>>578951495she looks like a boy with that haircut
>>578957241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLxgiJ-do_E
mercy players are empowered 30 plus year old women and they will dress however they like it btw shut the fuck up she is pretty
>>578956013Never ever bc chinks don't rike it
Ray of sunshine as always /owg/
>>578957405jose is a 40 yo chilean man
>>578957516Wuyanged
>>578957175
>>578957541It's only the kind of people that say "hetslop" who are mad about that.
Make Anran and Freya gain some kilos.
i could use triple the avoid slots atm
>>578957760They wouldn't be as mobile as they should be and would suck playing because fatties can't run nor fly.
>>578957576
If they do somehow get a Krispy Kreme promotion then they should make it where a severely obese Anran bursts through the wall and roll around the store terrorizing the customers and wagies.
>>578958324
>>578956962For only 2 minutes The vibe wasnt the same though
>>578957541bvsed?
When did you realize Mauga is one of the smartest characters? He is second only to Moira imo
We're either stuck with cell shaded crap like in the style of Dispatch or pseudo anime style for animations for now.
is the low latency mouse input still bugged? literally unplayable until it's fixed and nobody is talking about it
>>578958617
>>578959358
>>578959706good nyight
>>578959915good nyight cutie..
people who play ball in QP are sadists who want to see innocent mercy mains suffer without a real tank
>>578959997
Angela Ogundimu
Good thing we don't play that QP crap here
>>578960772Anon.. we have a confession to make
>>578960772>he doesn't drunk lock doomfist and feed on cooldown while mercy spams good work!
Shan't be playing until they kill 5v5
Shan't be playing until I ravage Juno's virgin pussy with my monster penis.
Domo
>>578962518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8
>>578948013they cant stop making her hot damn
>>578962836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU&t=66s
>>578962518The roomba
You need to learn to relax.
Checked Juno's skin lineup, hit unowned and wondered how the f did Juno get so many skins in such short time?
>>578964157She came out two years ago..
>>578960259
>>578964157The real answer is she's overwhelmingly cute and many will buy her skins without hesitation compared to other heroes
>>578965742Considering they've been told "Make money or get fired" since before 2 launched is a big motivation too.
>>578964157It was a foregone conclusion that she would sell tons of skins. They ramped up production way before she was even released.
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_That%27s_enough_of_that.ogg
not clicking that
i like juno x wuyang and mccree x mercy
Lena? Lena.
>>578967080orisas dreads are pretty and its a shame they keep making skins that remove them in favor of turning her into another animal for the 50th time
>>578960772i play it to get my dailies done in 3 games, but im also a tank main who doesnt mind getting cucked into tank every time i queue all roles.
>>578964157>retarded cutie usually Asian girlShe was made in a laboratory to appeal to foids
>>578968292It's true, before Juno women didn't play the game and blizzard couldn't make waifus.
>dpstard learning tankI'm good with Sigma and Ramattra.I'm shit with Dmon, Dva, Hog, and Orisa.Who should I try next?
>>578968440Grreetings!
>>578968604I don't get it.
>>578968440keep forcing yourself to play orisa until youre good at itshes kind of the quintessential tank and learning to play her well will teach you how to position/play with nearly every other non-dive tank. not having a shield (NEVER pick the shield major) also prevents you from developing habits that will cripple you at higher ranks, such as shielding choke all game or relying on it to mitigate damage from an advancing target/team.
>>578968042Yeah I wish more legendaries leaned into the OW2 base design. >>578968440Odd you'd be bad with Orisa but can play Sigma and Ram and are a DPS player. Those 3 are largely just knowing how to properly cycle your CDs instead of blowing them all at once with Orisa's only difference being hitting spear which should make her more appealing to DPS players.
What different phrases would a talking D.Va barbie say if you squeezed her?
>>578968440>learning tankjust ask chatGPT for a list of counters and learn to press H
>>578969142https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Pushing_the_payload!_Where's_my_team.ogg
>>578969142It's funny that all the jumpsuits do is make Hana look naked all she needs is the nipples and slit drawn.
>>578969161The perma plattie counterpicker
umm blizzard? I bought the egyptian cat skin but I can’t play her in ranked? please fix?
Is Dmon terrible or do people suck? Or both?Cause I just saw a video showing Dmon tech which is also apparently "secret" Dmon tech, as I haven't seen any other "major" players talking about it in their stupid videos. I will not link this here as it has like 3K views and I don't want every faggot to be using it and get Dmon nerfed. If subhuman "pro" players can't even figure this basic shit out I don't want them bandwagoning.
>>578969964She's permabanned in GM, I see more JPC than dmon.
>>578969964she’s really strong, most people just don’t know how to play her
>>578969964Most people can't aim guns, and that's where a big chunk of her power is.
did they add emre and sierra grenades because they couldn't come up with anything else, or am I just stupid
>>578969142https://vocaroo.com/1l6rrnh9vswu
>>578970441Most people also have absolutely terrible positioning and gamesense so the average player is going to burn every cooldown they have to try to go where they want to then cry about not being tanky enough to push through a choke all the way to the objective and then win a teamfight all in one go. >>578970612It's a rare mechanic for some reason even though much more basic games have like 5 different types of grenades.
>>578969142https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Don%27t_call_me_baby.ogg
>>578970090>>578970276>>578970441Tech I'm referring to is about movement.Are these people using the tech and keeping it hush?
>>578970798She's banned because she does a quintillion damage and most games devolve into which team's dmon can kill the other 4 players faster while they ignore each other. It has nothing to do with some secret movement tech.
>>578969308>>578970686>>578970795And how would you get the D.Va doll to speak?
>>578970612Emre grenades are because he’s Halo manSierra grenade is because she has an extremely lazy kit
>>578970798There is no magic tech making dmon good she's simply a wall of stats that crushes backlines.
Did hero SR get removed?
>>578971079>>578970912oh so these niggas don't actually knowin 2 months if you're not doing this on her, whether her damage is nerfed or otherwise, you're going to be mocked>most games devolve into which team's dmon can kill the other 4 players faster while they ignore each otherthe dmon with this tech does it faster, 100%
>>578971039squeeze her tummy like all the other overfu dolls of course
>muh techyou do not have to learn any "techs" to get to GM you simply have to be good at killing people while not wasting your life.
How to tell if I'm improving or if I'm being boosted by the rank resetThis is actually worrying me
>I will not link this here as it has like 3K viewsfag
>>578971308If they made a Mei doll I would literally never stop squeezing her tummy
WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE EVENT SO IT'S TIME FOR A EACH OTHER?????
>I will not link this here as it has like 3K viewsBased gatekeeper
I'd like to try splitting it into 2 roles for now, even if it's just by rank, with DPS like this~! I think it'd probably make ranks even more fun, but what do you think?
>>578972070?
>>578972126Probably a bot post
>we're halfway through>EACH OTHER?
>>578971640that's right!
>>578972070>~stop trying to think and swallow tankchad cock already
WHUTTUH? THEY HAVE THE ROBOT!
>>578972070>>578972126>>578972925He's saying role queue for DPS should be split into DPS-A and DPS-B with each queue's hero pool being split as such
I haven't progressed the Meka event at all, is it possible for me to still finish it?Am I even missing out on anything noteworthy? It's just Dmon cosmetics really and only voice lines, right? If I get the main voiceline I want there's fuck all else?
>>578973379the distribution makes no sense though. am i to expect a meitard or a junkrat is going to be able to play tracer?
>>578973523if you don't give a fuck about dmon voicelines, forget it
The
>>578973379and how would you know?is it because you're that poster pretending to he a different person?
>>578973789pampers squad
>>578971112SR didn't accurately represent actual skill of the player.
>>578974051Uncanny valley shit Jesus Christ 3D artists are soulless
>>578974051gross where's her diaper
>>578973802No. I'm the Anon that was asking about Dmon tech. I just have basic reading comprehension and an IQ above 100 that allows me to safely infer and intuit from context clues.>>578971478Yeah let me spread it around so fucking talentless faggot cocksuckers like Fats can use it.
>>578974231flats is in every discord that shares stuff like that. you're absolutely delusional if you think you're gatekeeping anything from him.
>>578974179Wrong. Wrong.Watch your mouth.https://files.catbox.moe/jm5847.jpeg
>>578974231https://x.com/allycatzero/status/2087377214568353792you mean this tech? you do realize we're on the internet and can just search for things, right?
>>578974349>3d artists for some reason
>>578974349>w-w-wrong!!!!!>posts more soulless slop
>>578974529do you think they look like that because he's going for realism? are you a retard?
>>578974389No.>double check to see if, incidentally, they're using the tech I'm referencing even though this is about something else, even as a muscle memory/habit kind of thing>they're not
>>578974647generally i would assume someone doesn't comprehend anatomy before i assume they want to fuck a hagfish
>>578974851Look up "pussy-pumps" and the effect they have on pussies visually and otherwise and the entire fetishism surrounding that.Fat pussies are hot.
I just completed the goypasswhat now?
>>578974389Gatekeeper BTFO
>>578974945>Fat pussies are hot.Based
>>578974945>Look up "pussy-pumps"No, I'm not going to do that.
>>578975062it's not the tech, but thanks for sharing as I continue to gatekeep
>>578967948LEEENAAAAAAAAA!!!!https://youtu.be/MHr3ag7B410
>it's not the tech,
>>578948694>>578950375>>578954519>Sombra (Olivia Colomar): Loved for
>>578975686total sombra love + racemix
>>578975686>>578975757Imagine if she was actually loved enough from Blizzard and they finished her damn rework already
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/w/Jeff_Chamberlain
>>578976273i'm afraid they don't care and even more afraid that it will be a disaster
>>578976461I see
anyone want to play hots
Which are the best situations to pop Mizuki ult?
>>578977219alright gramps take your meds
I don't want to deal with comp faggotry but the prospect of banning cat every match is becoming a necessity
>>578978059it's for the best
>>578978059My first ban every single time
>>578979702let me guess, they sucked ass too
>>578979702>legendary geneticistneed that title for my tracerealist acc
>>578980505surprised you haven't gotten whacked for that name, people don't enjoy funny things in this game
Wuyang is so lucky...
>>578980609numerous people refer to me as "tracer"I've only had one guy notice so far
https://youtu.be/6lbNb8SzfHsNew Doomfist getting the band back together just dropped
>>578979805we lost but I don't really put it on them
>>578981271uh oh.. df schizo is gonna rile up
>>578981271Doomfist's VA is really selling this shit dialogueYou gotta commend him for that
Sexy Doomdaddy...
>>578981271doomfist gonna recruit a new moira
>>578980618
>junker queen is a better frontline than dmonWhat the FUCK did Blizzard mean by this!?
>>578981271>doomfist after rank reset sent him to plat
>>578981271It's sad how bad recent shit like dmon and anran are compared to VAs like this
>>578981271Where is that Reaper/Sombra/Widow complainer now?
>>578981927He's saying words....but they have absolutely no meaning behind them..delusional fuck
>>578982662Just because she has a shield doesn't mean she should be in front all the time. She's good at repositioning and pulling attention
>>578981271Writers took a backseat on this. VA and art is better than most recent comics.
>>578981271There better be a full fucking rework behind doomfist getting his new arm
#SaveSigma
>>578983274that would be awesome and set a precedent for remaking overwatch 2 models
>>578981927>>578982956>>578983112It's just the usual doomfist babble. What do you expect him to say?
>hot cocoa? fine, i'll have some.
>>578981271Returning looking like M. Bison. They're gonna give Doom motion inputs.
>>578983274that'll just make doom players seethe
>>578983815They just need to remove the empowered punch mechanic and buff the rest of his kit slightly as a compensation and he would feel better for both players and opponents.
>>578981271>I may be washed but CLEARLY my team is a fucking wreck>gg teamdiffclassic doomfist
>>578981271Wow they are all bums now
>doomdaddy's harem will unite with Overwatch to take down and rape Vendettakino!
>>578973973Oh it just doesn't show it if you have "all" selected in the profile when you play both RQ and OQ
>>578983274I'm ready for a support doom
Support doom, tank sombra, dps hog, finally what the game really needed.
Got destroyed by Venture 40 minutes ago and have just had the game open the whole time without queuing again....
>>578985096Roadhog...
they replaced doomfist with domina on the blizzcon art
>>578981271>1 tank 3 dps>2 dps are widow and hondaYIKES. Nice comp, loser
>>578984014im of the opposite opinion: they need to give more depth to the empowered state. theres potential for it to be a cool and unique mechanic but its the least explored part of his kit
>vendetta hurts sombra>sigma goes destroyer mode and violates her until she begs for mercy
>>578985192The fact Doomfist was ever put on art like he was the representative of Overwatch is bad enough. Good fucking riddance.
>>578985192Thats vendetta retard, but I get why you would have domina on your mind
>>578985192
>>578984460uh oh melty..
>>578985192That's big V.
>>578985418Sigma would never rape anyone
>>578985192KEK
>>578985470>on your mindlike this?
>>578985754>domina has a little wolf tattoo on her bellyHoly diamonds
>>578986153yes
Ana is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest support. You definitely don’t want your teammates first-timing a character in ranked.
>>578985401I think "if your enemy shoots your ability you become thanos but if they don't you are a bum" just leads to frustrating situations for both sides. They should lean more into him being a mobile melee tank.
>>578986858I don't want good teammates with Ana either because Ana is just not good.
>>578982956His whole character is the text book definition of potential man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgr9Gc5oZkle sserafim collab song teaser
>>578986989Ana is the most overpowered character in the game by a wide margin it's just every single support player is like 3 divisions above where they belong.
>>578987849Cool Ana should be picked all the time in pro play then, lets see.. OOPS NOPE
Doom doesn't consider Moira a trusted ally, smart
Domina x Vendetta is the TRUTH
>any support character>remotely close to the top 10 hardestthis is what happens you turn the game into a supportfag echo chamber jerkoff
Gonna play Optimus Prime Reinhardt for the rest of the day in honor of Peter Cullen, F
>>578988225o7
>>578987569that's The hana! Yay a 3rd collab skin!
>>578988050spoken like a real mcutard
The Hana
>>578988752...has been replaced by THE YUNA LEE
>>578988821honoka & marie rose of our time
>>578988821EACH OTHER???
>>578988821not sure how you can say that when The hana has been more popular for16 days in a row. Yuna is just not The material
>>578986930It's a stupid 'choice' all round>shoot him: Reset his primary CD>don't shoot him: He's basically invincible for two seconds instead and his punch still comes off CD naturally anywayShooting games shouldn't be punishing people for shooting enemies
Why are ana mains so intentionally deceitful?
>D.va baby form is literally so worthless that its better to kill yourself or for the enemy to keep you alive>do it again with D.moni get that its kind of a "punishment" where if youre good you dont have to worry about it but they couldnt have at least made her feel a little different from D.va in baby form
>>578989497>Shooting games shouldn't be punishing people for shooting enemies"negative win rate against zarya" opinion
>>578989727Why do you have no arguments?
>>578985192>Is this a Domina?
>>578989885She honestly could use a full rework, she's both unfun to play against in that same way and her design all round is boring (one CD, no mobility, weapon is boring, either spends all match at full power melting people or does nothing if they have the discipline to not feed)
>>578989280That's just pity votes for THE hag HAHAHAHAHA
>>578990041Domina does look like a butterfly if you remove the robot arms.
>>578986930i think tank doomfist without block would probably be even more unplayable with all the damage flying around, but id gladly remove empowered proccing from it in return for just having an empowered resource meter that you charge by dealing damage with punch and slam. literally anything but having it on block when block is a giant "CC me please" notification.
>GOATS is OP and played all the time>Junkerqueen is OP and played all the time >MAUGA is OP and played all the time >Sojourn is OP and played all the time >Freja is OP and played all the time >Ana is OP and not played at all somehow>Kiriko is the worst character in the game and somehow played all the timeMake it make sense?
>>578985470Is this also part of the Wuyang cope?
>Every single character on troonfist's team is dogshit
>>578991458ugly generic design
>>578991265Because we love Kiriko
I know playing Moira is for shitters and doesnt make you improve but God she's such a guilty pleasure pick for me.
>>578981271Chudfist lostGabe is buckbrokenVendetta rightfully won
>>578991805true and based
>I'm putting together a team
Damn new Doom looks so hot
>>578992270Ey yo dis nigga's into amputees
>>578989946provin the point innit
>>578981271They're all going to be reworked right?And ball too since they gutted his mech
>>578981271>my schizos are off their meds
>>578992563Yeah thanks for proving my no argument point.
>>578992572Devs don't give a fuck about Ball or Reaper
>>578992204Literally 3am quick play games on EU (Russia)
>>578992637?
>>578992725>Devs don't give a fuck about BallI wish. They keep buffing him because balltards think they unironically should have no counterplay and autowin every game and the devs listen to the biggest crybabies so they don't have to make real balancing decisions.
My Ultimate is Ready!
Kiriko and Juno were designed EXPLICITLY for the female gaze.
>>578993101Shut the fuck up Zarya
Second game in a row i lose because my team had hanzo and genji. The shimada bros do not make a good duo
>>578992204nuBlack Overwatch?
>>578993282So much projectile spam fishing for luck though, they're bound to land lucky bursts
>"they keep buffing ball">open ball changelog>straight nerfs and perk changes (that are worse) for almost a year straightniggas just get online to complain bro
>>578993605>nerfsproof?
>>578990075zarya is fine she teaches you about target priority and because most players lack it they end up getting smashed by her.
le bad faith reply poster
>>578993605ill never forgive them for fucking removing pack rat for that wack ass multiball bullshit. it rewarded map knowledge too much and you cant have skill gaps because thats toooo unfair to bad players
ball should have like 200hp max
>>578993785this post could apply to any of the 4 posts above it
>>578993941>Ball should be completely unplayable
>>578993941That's if he demechs like Dva.
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_I'm_low_health._Pocket_me.ogg
>>578994158yeah
>>578993941Hammond should ejaculate out of the ball when it blows up and be able to run around with 50 hp
>>578993658>pack rat replaced with multi-ball>max ammo to 80>mine duration reduced
>>578994158You forgot the gigachad image
The game would absolutely not suffer at all if ball, hog, mauga, ana, zen, mercy, moira, lifeweaver just got deleted
got the mummy skin so starting my venture main arc
>>578994514proof of this claim?
>>578994594add fagfist and it will be right
>>578994890who?
>>578994890And jetpack cat
i miss lena..
Where are the Shion emotes, blizzard?
>>578996204Best I can do is a kpop dance, cash only.
jewno's jewpedos do too much damage
>>578996417what on mars are you doing?
I've still have yet to hear a single good argument as to why support need to have the same damage and health as DPS but also get way better, easier to land CDs and better ults.
>>578996417just dive the jooner>triple jumps away
Illari racemix
it's 2026 and people still don't try and take the castle on Echienwalde
>>578997517what counts as 'the castle' to you, the map IS a castle
It's 2026 and people still vote for attack on havana even though it has the most cancerous last choke in the game
>i feel a little bad...... ......were about to ruin their day....oh my god nigga shut up
Leather battle nun (likely lesbian) hero WHEN!?
Dva makes cute noises. Dmon doesn't. The flaw is obvious.
>>578981271
>>578998068Don't you have a new hoyoverse game with this elden ring-ass shit to slobber over
>>578997736second point bro, my fucking team just runs down the path
>>578998181Sure, but I want my leather battle nun in OW...
>>578997517the big payload pathing arrow goes AROUND the castle dumbass
>>578993605wrong wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/
>>578998395The entire map is the castle.
>>578998395yes and good luck pushing that shit if the enemy is on the castle shooting the hell out of you
>>578983589he actually dropped a hint for the new map at the end I think?
>>578998829that's why we have a shield tank
>>578998395>pathing arrowthis has rotted the minds of the majority of players
I'd probably have uninstalled this season if reaper and tracer weren't viable. Too many boosted retard supports who don't get punished enough for having a dogshit hero pool.
>>578999080This. But tanks instead of supports.
>>578999161There's not a surplus of tanks. You could cut the amount of support players in half and the queues would be about the same.
>>578997517Reworking slopload maps dont fix the real issue with them which is that the only people who vote for cumload over other maps just want to walk in a straight line so they don’t care about taking the “fixed” paths anyway
What's on the docket?
damn being an annoying piece of shit is kinda fun
>>578999938hello troonfisitposter
>>578999578Why is a 40 year old man looking like this
>>578999938Sombra....
>>579000117He can do it and still pull baddies, what's your excuse?
>>579000590look at the age gap between emre and freja. he's a groomer
>>579000883I bet there's a big crossover of people that unironically say this and people crying about juno and wuyang banging.
>>578965702
>>579001616
>>579001742911 for junolovers
911 for trannies
>>579001742junofriends do NOT look at this image
lol
What an awful image, he couldn't even be bothered to attach the penis properly, it looks like a dildo. I'd be embarrassed to put my name on that shit.
say what you will about mercytards but at least they'll heal you when you're standing in front of them begging for heals instead of trying to dps or off on a solo flank like your average mizukike or shitlari
>>579002309>he hasn't heard of the legendary battle mercy
Cassidy x Mercy
>>579002197lmao cuck
>>579002531>cassidywho?
>>579002871McCree
>Punished DoomfistKINO
>>579002309they will leave their beam on the tank while afk and use their rez as an oppsie button once you die in their sight
>>579001742Wuyang ain't that big. No way.
>Moira why are you on the frontlines?
I wonder what they'll order for dinner.
check out my t500 juno >my ultimate is ready!>*does nothing*
>>579003813widow was a wife, she can cook
>>579003813KFC on Akande
>>579003945She's waiting for everyone on her team to die or the teamfight to be obviously won. It is the Juno way.
Thoughts on sex with Domina?
>>578983734>his new ult is psycho crusher>it sucks people into it and does damage like hanzos dragons>power block is active while using itMake it happen
>>579004030You poor naive soul.
dmon sure gets a lot of pity potgs for such a busted character
these retards are so insufferable
>>579005450On par with 90% of this general which is waifu spam, cosmetics and cinematics with 5 jpegs in them.
KILL WUYANG
SAVE JUNO
>>5790021973d artists are all soulless pod people
How come kiriko's pick rate is so high but win rate is so low?
>>579006287Mercy gets banned and the 1 tricks try Kiri.
>>579006287she's only good in pro play
kissing kiriko..loving lena..
>>579006287pick rate is high because she is cute, quirky, and a The. win rate low because she needs buffs
>>579005712brap
>>579006832Wuyang.....
>>579005450Literally all fujos that want to see the hot young dudes kiss.
>>579006287She never feels bad to play. Need a cleanse? Just go kiri. Your tank needs more heals? Just go kiri. Getting dove on ana/mercy/juno? Just go kiri.
the fuck is happening to the servers right now
>>579009707GTA6 is killing the internet
>>579009707Twitch was in scrambles earlier
>>579010106>game flops so hard the internet goes down kino
>>579009707millions of people voting hana in Meka Mania is crashing the servers
I voted for Hana Song in the pinkest butthole contest
>>578998170Dmon can't make cute noises because Lilypichu doesn't have that acting range. She's using 100% of her ability to not be nasal squeaky UWU she can't manage that and be stoic UWU. It's like playing the guy who's playing the guy disguised as another guy.The perils of hiring e-celebs instead of real voice actors. I expect the next major male hero they get will be voiced by Yong Yea.
Blizzard is an indie developer
juno and wuyang is making trannies SEETHE
juno and wuyang is an abomination and makes everyone with taste seethe
>>579013236SEXOOOOOOOO
>>579013236racemix
>>579013236babymaking sex
>>579014173after marriage while holding hands and kissing and being leglocked and telling her I love her
had a cat on my team that made it look like a bad character
>>579001616good mornyan
>>579014939good mornyan 'bo
>>579013236Only loyal to sigma btw
>>579014939good mornyan!
>>579015226good mornyan big J!
Doomfist has a shaved and pink hole probably.
>>579013236Why did she come back to Doomfist? He doesn't have the gauntlet anymore, how is he going to help rescue Sigma?
>>579015751He's bald and Sigma's bald
>>578985192Why is this shit AI generated lmao
>ramtard on team>loseplease fucking learn a second tank holy shit
>>578981271What's the building at the end? Is he going to recruit the "detective omnic"?
niggas will queue comp just to play reaper
>>578981271what do dey say?
Lifeweaver here.
>>579019325Reaper and Winston are the most fun characters in the game.
>>578988225the Gundam Wing skins can also be used in his honorhttps://youtu.be/dO4QRWdZHPg
>>579019325leave my niggas alone
I've noticed that a ton of players are walling now. I don't really see any toggling, but a lot of people just happen to know where flankers are every time.
>>579001193Someone really needs to correct this bitch?
>>579020873Are you absolutely sure they don't just have functioning hearing.
Perhaps the key is to play with your team...
everyone wants to play circuit but no one wants to play circuit heroes
>>579022052>circuit gets picked>we have doom, venture, and vendetta on defense
Payload more like diaperloadFuck this shit
>entire match is just watching the venture stunt on my team for 10 minutes no matter how many counterswaps we makeis venture ridiculous or is it just a select few one tricks?isn't venture's pickrate horrible?
I kinda enjoy Widow x Tracer futa porn.
>>579022849You just witnessed the power of one-tricking a hero that stays under the radar.
>>579022849Nah tracer is a way better flanker
>>579019310who is Dmon an easier version of?
>>579022849Just go hog and pull her
>>579023608JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19YToSQOsE&t=68sI will be Grandmaster in 2026I will be Grandmaster in 2026I will be Grandmaster in 2026
>>579023067I am quite fond of
oh moons
>>579004030All Widow know how to do is kill and eat hot chip
>>579023067I like the part of that one long animation where she's kiss-sucking the cum off Widow's belly
>>579025615>give her a penisFine.>now make her look like a manStop.
>>579025991>give her a peanidsok>make it bigsure>grotesquely bigI'm out
>>579025615looks like mrs doubtfire
>>579023067>I kinda enjoy Widow x Tracer>futa
>Widow's brainwashing is wearing off>Reaper is dying with Moira's Medicine >Sombra wants her Daddy Sigma back >Doomfist doesn't have an arm and is a hobo now Okay but when are they joining Overwatch tho
>>579025331I imagine gunface doing affirmations like this before his gold games.
>>579025331I was Master in 2016Then I dropped to DiamondThen Platinum where I stayed until I dropped the gameCame back in 2022 and have been hard Silver ever since!And I am okay with that....ranked is not my worth! As long as I have fun, and jerk off to Sombra and Anran, I am content
if someone picks lw, moira or mercy on my team i automatically put them on avoid before we even leave spawn
These soulless 3D artists churn out Widow x Tracer without even understanding what makes the pairing hot.These two women hate each other. They are mortal enemies. Tracer personally watched Widow murder one of her heroes.Have there be angst. Have one or both of them not want it. Something that treats these characters as characters and not as random dolls.
>>579026943Lore accurate mortal enemy fucking.
When are they going to give Hazard good skins? Hell, when are they going to REMEMBER Hazard exists?
>just hecking swap bro don’t bother getting good at 3 or so heroes per role just play rock paper scissors out of spawn until you hit a brick wall and the guy you’re swapping against is better then you and you lose over and over againConstantly counterswapping is the most retarded mentally ill shit ever, it’s a shortcut to being “good” at the game
>>579027159Most serial counterswappers are stuck in metal ranks.
>saw someone in public with Domina's build>instantly got a raging boner and almost broke my cageI think the government should give every /owg/ single male a state-mandated Domina gf, it's not fair
>>579027289Boosted retards bring their ignorant mentality into the higher ranks
anran is such a dogshit retard character they made visual clutter part of her core design
>>579027426She’s the Moira of DPS when she’s doing the stupid shit with her fan M2 that has the massive hitbox don’t even bother strafing just focus on outdamaging her and kill her first if possible
>>579027719she's the moira of dps in that she should be deleted from the game and everyone who mains it should get banned
>>579025991>>579026421i dont get itis that not what she looks like?
>>579025615>>579028202
give me 12v12 so i can just click on things with ashe instead of having to deal with braindead flankers
>>579028626I specifically target ashe players, and posts like this are the payoff. I hope we do get 12v12. didn't we have a limited time mode for it like in 2018? or it was a glitch I think. either way it was fun.
>>579028931my mmr isnt low enough to see sombra but if i did having to kill a mosquitoe every 45 seconds isn't exactly epic
>>579029057
>>579028626>let me sit in the backline and click on heads without any repercussionsWho’s the braindead one here
>>579029397did you make this just now?
>>579029464it literally has a direct quote from the post, what do you think?
>>579026943You're right, we need porn of Widow fucking Tracer with a strap on and then shooting her in the head while she cums and then continuing to fuck her corpse like that one video of the bad guy raping Max from Life is Strange.
>>579030613Now I love me some good darkness and angst but Snuff is cringeThere's no point in the character development if the character is just dead
>>579030613hhhh
>>579030431can you make one for liking overwatch futa porn please
>>579030816>we need these mortal enemies to fuck like mortal enemies>we need them to be in character completely during sex!>Tracer's mortal enemy is literally called "Widowmaker", shortened to "Widow", and has a black widow theme>... n-no NOT LIKE THAT ughh that's so scary, I have the ICKfucking stupid pussy ass yurifaggot
>>579031096Kill yourself snufftard
>>579031293I don't like snuff, I'm just being transgressive towards a tranny (You).
It's me. I am Woozie. I know youre here, I just wanted to say Ill do it again.
>>578985192>replaces your emasculated black man with a toned hot curvy Italian woman
>>579031597Dumb projecting tranny
On the next episode of your dumb fucking retarded nigger dps refuse to shoot flying supports. I even swapped to mauga to help them and they never ever wanted to fucking shoot the mercy. Can we fucking remove flying from the game? Why the fuck are there so many flying supports to boot?
sombros gonna be eatin good when gta comes out. I'm a bit jelly desu
>>579033513>moira mercy reinnah dps can do whatever they want in that situation because the other 3 aren't giving a fuck either
>>579033587I would have thought "sombros" like Sombra and not just any random latina.
>>579033808I only say racemix towards nice Olivia pictures, so obviously
sex with Support Doomfist
>>57903351367 haha
>>579033587Her best look is with the straight hair in the "security" segment.Also if this game wasn't for faggots you could have followed her into the bedroom when she goes in to change and fucked her right in the pussy, so she'd be leaking cum down her leg when you go to the dinner date.
They are *really* building it up, I'm excited.
I can't fucking take it anymore. I keep getting dps who do shit like pick vendetta, go 2 - 11, meanwhile the enemy sojourn and cree are 27 and 0. I am going to shoot up a fucking school.
how do I get a Shion gf irl and how do I avoid getting killed by her
How the fuck am I only just now finding out about overhub
>>579034384howlingmutant is that you?
>>579034617Like why do I get faggots like this every game and then they can never fucking shoot the faggot ass flyers?
>>579034617>creewho?
>>579033587i was kinda excited when I saw this qt, but as time has passed, I've become pretty ambivalent towards the game. I realized I liked gta5 because of the characters, and not the actual game. and I've grown a lot over the last decade as many of us have, and it's just not something that interests me anymore.
>>579035538this does nothing for me ill play the game when it comes to pc to drive cars around and do the big setpiece missions but mostly get into chases. the technical aspects don't impress me
>>579033808My friend, I just love latinas. Overwatch happens to have the best one.
>>579035634same honestly. i got rdr2 for dirt cheap a while after it came to pc. give it a year to come to pc, and probably another year to account for delays, and you can probably get a key for the Super Mega Ultra Deluxe TurboGoy edition for like $10.assuming it's not a cp2077 level disaster lmao>>579035910so fvcking based...
>>579035538idk what people were expecting desu. it's gta. they stuck to the same formula since 3. drive, shoot, cutscene, drive and shoot, cutscene. great on first playthrough and roaming around stoned looking for easter eggs and killing niggers with cars but I always get bored about 10 hours after completing the story. also you can clearly tell they lost the writer's sauce. hoping that leakerguy just drops the pc build so the modders can get to work, but he's prob just gonna pnd the normies and run off into the sunset.
>>579036317I've stuck to the same formuler since 2016: see Lena, love Lena
>>579036317i recognize this 3d artist. this is from a diaper fetish set
>>579036535this is the way
>>579036612Would bury my face in her butt and inhale until I pass out
>>579037247BooGet new material
>>579035910I just love hacker Latinas in their 30s named Olivia
>>579036270Thick caramel thighs...
Why do so few women husbandofag RamDo OW girl gamers just have shit taste
>>579039160>why do straight women not have the same taste as a gay manIdk
jose and the abbo
>>579039416good daynyan
>>579039404>tall>kino voice>cool design>robot>good personalityI’m not a faggot I just have a brain
I'm mad at my team for walking non stop into the enemy team to die off cooldown. But will they ever make cree not top 5? Ana? I'm so tired boss.
>>579036270>>579037453>>579037468based latina enjoyers
>>579040464not that one
>>579040231Oh I almost forgot the part where my LW went off point to 1v1 a mercy.He lost. :^))))))))
don’t know how anyone likes Sombra with her weird big baby head
>>579040464Including this one.
>>579040464I don't feel attracted to Illiari in game but the renders are hot
don't know how anyone could possibly see Sombra and not want to hold her down and make her a mother like I do whenever I see her
>>579040508
Olivia sounds like she smokes a pack o ciggers a day now and I prefer her voice from ow1
>>579041016racemix
>>579041107no
She WILL save him...
>>579041602armflappers approaching torta territory
>>579039445good evenyan
>>579041667Utterly vacuous sentence
>>579041667
>>579041860You just described three quarters of /owg/
>>579041107Carolina is like 60 cut her some slack
remember that guy who was really obsessed with juno? do you think he killed himself because of junoyang?
I just found out D.Mon's propulsors does some minor knockback and 15 of damage when touching an enemy for the first timeI only noticed it when I accidentally killed the enemy Tracer
https://x.com/Rastaquito35332/status/2093079340883849382
>>579043260wow twitter links are dead to me...
>>579043260These fags need prison time. 600 hours of gaming? 600 hours of community service with an option to add up to 5 years for selling cheats and a permanent record as a fraud. I would also permanently ban any cheat developers that get caught from ever getting internet access again.
>>579043802yeah faggot fucking site and owner
I decided to come (played the last time in 2020). It's really nice that I still have all costumesVery qrd on what was going on through the years?
>>579015226
Dmon should have been a frontline...
>>579043260>shill account #1 posts clip>shill account #2 reposts it with engagement bait>bot account #1 says they are using xyz>bot account #2 asks what is xyz>bot account #3 responds with cheat website where you can purchase dubious cheats for only $50 per month with absolutely zero risk of emptying your bank account>some niggercattle goy can't see the scheme and posts it to 4chan like a retardi hate twitter so goddamn much. this exact formula is used for gambling and onlyfans btw. actually illegal to advertise like this but of course nothing ever happens.
ДИMOH!
>>579044360is big J shit at dps? his 120 to 300 ping must make it nigh unplayable unless you're forced to play on his brazilian server lol
>>578988821D.mon is entirely devoid of character. She is the Ultra Magnus to D.va's Optimus >>578988225
How good is Kenzo comparing to pro players?
>>579044716yes
>>579044880If everybody was Optimus it'd be actually boring.
plapping Juno's large behind, ejaculating inside of her and getting her pregnant
>>578994674fun hero I get it now
>>579046009
>Try playing Freya for the first time>Stick two right clicks on Mercy mid-flight>She survivesWhat the fuck? Why do people cry about her? This bitch is TRASH
Posting w*yang pictures is now a bannable offense
>>579046009this but nonconsensually
>>579033587>>579034384Just finished watching it. For me it was the short blonde bob when she was tied up and he fell face first into her belly
>>579046647my wigga
Infekted will save DSG
buttons on her boobies
>>579044716qrd on big j?
>>579046647>>579046882But my real answer was her from the short time she was on stream.
>>579047285No lie Ive been trying to buy this controller for years now.
https://litter.catbox.moe/v27h4m.mp4
>>579048345It's just low effort dmon blendshit
Is it ok to have as much healing as damage as Ana
>>579048419>dmon
Settle something for me fagsI was Dmon and focusing on the squishies (dps/support) that were in the back line, but not staying back there because they had a Bastion that was hard focused on me. But I also made sure to always peel back to protect my team from their Rammatra, and any time I focused on him if he pushed, his LW would grip him away or his Ana would throw a nade and put us at a disadvantageNow a few minutes before the match ends our Venture throws a tantrum and sits in spawn for a minute or two before telling me to "stop messing around and attack their tank"I tell them not only am I always making sure their Ram doesn't go near our back line, but I'm also the only one going for their supports and having to dodge this annoying Bastion that can melt me if I don't pay attention to him. Now nobody's perfect right? Obviously we all made some bad plays and we lose, but then one of the support fags (and it's always them) says "Tank diff, Dmon wasn't focusing on the right person"So my fucking question is, if I'm not supposed to focus on the supports who my team isn't aiming for, or focus on stopping the dps from killing my supports, or focus on stopping the tank from pushing into my team, THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS I EXPECTED TO FOCUS?Maybe the correct answer is to fucking turn off chat so I don't deal with these faggots. Thanks for reading my blog fags. Back to the game
Shy girl pose
>>579048763She needs gringo BWC like now nigga.
I always wondered how some characters fund their travels since most are outlaws, vigilantes, wanderers or presumed dead.Like how did Soldier made it from Swiss, to Egypt, to USA to Mexico abd Peru
>>579044360
>>579049118giwtwm
>>579049060onlyfans
>>579049060Stow away?
>>579046303You're supposed to aim and shoot at the same time. Not rely solely on take aim aoe spam like a retard.
>>579049060Massive amounts of embezzlement from his OW Commander days. He has the gold McDonalds card too.
>>579050104he's so fucked
>>579049113
Getting rid of Mercy would be a huge net positive for this game and will resolve every complaint and issue about unfair and toxic gameplay.
17 games11 lossesHow is this 50/50 again?
What makes a man break inside to be compelled to create shit like this every day?
I hope they fix some of these characters' personalities because they were rushed and weren't allowed to be interesting.
>>579049118Only if shion was born with a pussy maybe mizuiki wouldn’t have left her
>>579050589Couldn't he at least make the skin texture of the face match the body?
i live with my older sister and she's always asking me why i only play female characters
>>579050960Well, what do you tell her?
>>578951495Why would you pay all that money for a nugky dyke mercy?
>>579050960how old are you and your sister
>>579051007i told her they have the most fun gameplay and she said i may just be lonely.
>>579048687Sounds like you might’ve been too aggressive while your teammates were too passive. Also sounds like you probably had a toxic duo/stack on your team. Just one of those bad “GG next” situations that you move on from.
>>579049060It's the future and they have VTOLs, hyperloops running under the Atlantic and flying cars everywhere, transcontinental travel probably costs as little as a bus ticket now
>>579051041why is this one a dyke?
I don't know how Juno cannot be aware how erotic she looks like running around in that space suit. It's almost like she's wearing nothing at all Nothing at all
>>579051292You ever wonder if that's what Wuyang is thinking
>>579050104
>>579051320I think he's only thinking about more water puns
>>579051292Even my normie friend who gets pussy all the time couldn't stop talking about how you can basically see her pussy through her space suit, pussy crease and all
crazy how the game died in a week
how do i raise my izzat as Domina
>>579048687You don't always have to push their backline as d.mon. It's pretty easy to just poke the Ram with your gun and keep your distance until you see an opening or somebody low you can dash on. I'm guessing you let Ram push past your frontline too much and he farmed your backline. You need to stop him from rolling your backline if they don't know how to stop him.
>>579052187sadly people stopped playing once they realized yuna wasn't a The
>>579050273
uptake in dva art and it's all being made by yuriniggers shipping her with dmon. At least it ain't brig
I HAVEN'T FOUND A SINGLE FUCKING PORN IMAGE OF DMON IN HER BATTLE PASS SKINNOT EVEN AN AI GENERATED ONEFUCKIN STUPID IDIOTS
>>579053025
will it be possible to buy all the battle passes at once and level them all up together at the same time?
>>579052695
>>579053798I know you're a little slow but that wasn't an invitation
>>579050960be autistic and create a powerpoint presentation explaining every single kit, then explain in excruciating detail why you play the characters you play
and then he said>hog is ONEAHAHAHAHA
>>579052187It'll be back next week when the kpop shit drops.
>>579054280hog one used to mean one back in 2018. Before hogniggers started whining that they couldn't tank a dva nuke with their vape
>>579054196I play my wife because of her personality.
>>579054578What little of it went straight to her ass. At least it's something
Can we finally admit that Tracer is honest mid tier?
https://x.com/OWCavalry/status/2093232112707211311
>>579054062
The only thing honest is my love for latinas and lenas.
>>579056043bro they killed my twitter redirect
What the fuck is wrong with the tranny at Blizzard who keeps putting capes on Illari? We know she has a nice ass
Oh no.
So is magic real in overwatch or what?
>>579058059Noooo it's not magic, it's the power of the Kami, totally different
fuckin hell mcree's win rate is low. what did they do to him?
if you're going to call him mccree then at least spell it right
>>579058278(you)
>>578968936playing orisa will teach terrible habits though. orisa is just who you go when you're losing anyway and want to zone out.
>>579056669
Casidy
Mcree
>>578988196a bunch of supports are just dps with the added responsibility of healing, though. making them harder. dps is and has always been the most relaxed and easiest role.
>>579054062>>579056669>>579058562My healputa
>play JQ in 6v6 >my self heals are lower than our dominas self heals>play JQ in 5v5>my self heals can rival the enemy roadhogshmmm
>>579058452No you
>>579058562
I just watched a junker queen walk into my entire team and 1v4 them. My dps were 1- 8. I just fucking left I don't know what the fuck to do with that.
junosisters where do you play on control maps ? everywhere feels so uncomfortable especially when the enemy is on dive >.<
btw im diamond 4 if its relevant..
>>579059423>>579059524Raping this
>>579059963Hello Wuyang, how is Anran doing?
>>579060303Dating Roadhog
>>579059423>>579059524FAS
>Everyone is bunking at Torb's and has to sleep together like 5 to a room >.....Except for Anran and Wuyang of course who sleep together in the same room, alone, and their beds are easily able to be pushed togetherThe writer has a fetish
>>579061073Wait THEY EVEN SHARE THEIR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!?IN A SMALL HOUSE WITH LIKE 20 PEOPLE THEY GET THIS PRIVILEGE!?CMON MAN....it's so obvious
How are Anran and Wuyang even alive? Doesn't China have a one child policy
>>579061073>>579061235Did they fuck?
>>579061310Actually not anymore.It started in 1979 and ended in 2016. Chinese families can have as many incest loving kids as they want now
>>579061348Not that night. Anran was readying herself for some sex but Wuyang has Martian Booty on his mind
y'all are so weirdAnran is a pure virgin because she's focused on her trainings, unlike a certain martian...
This is the face of a sister who fucks her brother on the down low except everybody knows already
>>579061528Martians are forbidden sex before Marriage
>We must complete the Chinese "two siblings must have one child'" mission first brother!
too many female writers lame
we need male writers so we can get yuri back in the main story
>>579059009
should i be using directx 12?
>>579062023
>>579062023hola jose>>579062432hola abbo
Wuyang is NTR bait.
>>579062676what's the qrd on these two why do they do this
>>579061505why did she smear toothpaste on her face
>>579062908how do you not know what shaving cream is
>>579062432
>>579063059Women don't have hair to shave.
>>579063267correct
I've been jerking off to d.va for 10 years and I've still never had a conversation with a woman let alone sex
>>579063814I seriously hope you are joking. You could always hire a hooker you know.
>we are winning >i am getting more elims than our dps>i am a ram with the self heal perk >juno keeps fucking whinging about me not being in los even though i do not need her at all?
>>579063814get jacked if you're whitewe're gonna need some manpower pretty soon
>>579063854only the deranged would recommend a hooker to someone who has a functioning hand.
how much would it cost to get a hooker to dress up as d.va for me
>>579064220some people won't learn unless they experience it themselves
>>579063186
Unplayable after Rivals.
>>579063943Why do you deny her her basic function? She wants to heal the tank. Let her play the game.
>>579065074
>>579065173who asked?
>no monkey business
>>579063814blaccboi moment
There is only Hana. Hana is superior.
>>579065472good nyight
>>579067471good nyight cutie..
>>579061643>>579061790I can't find this comic Link?
>>579067471good nyight jose>>579067649good nyight abbo
>>579064368However much you're willing to pay for the hooker + however much you're willing to pay for a D.va costume
>>579067779it's not porn, save yourself the trouble
>>579067649
>>579061790fuck juno gon do?
if you vote for circuit royale, numbani, or havana, i hope you get permabanned from the game.
>>579069346>clicking anything other than random mapEnjoy eternal damnation.
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Hello!_The_payload's_not_moving.ogg
>>579069692You're carrying my load, so get moving.
>>579068427Love you too jose
>>579049118He's so lucky
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AWKVT7XW2YA
>>579069893kys schizo
>>579070756love you too abbo
How do I git gud after 35?
>>579070804oh schizo-chan.. jose never lost
>>579070819good sleep, exercise, nutrition, improvement focus, regular training schedule
>>579070945jose lost when he was born as a chilean
>>579071091black hands wrote this (you're even worse than sandskins)
>>579071031no no no i meant something simple and easy
>>579071426buy an aimbot
>>579068427
beans on beans
>>579071928I am interested in eating their beans.
>>579071363the cjng cartel coming for you jose you forgot to pay your protection money
>>579071964Female genital mutilation is a real issue and isn't something you should joke about anon
>>579072142funny man, I am not The Big J though you filthy brownoid. kys
>>579072170you're right but I am still gonna flick their beans (not clean off but)
>>579072441you're fooling nobody jose.
>>579062708
>>579072603kiriko is a filthy whore and you are a brown bitch
>>579071928>both cute little flankers>both follow monkeys
Anran's 5 o'clock shadow
>>579073017you are a spic and the abbo is a neet
Zen doesn't get enough disrespect. The kit is spam fast projectiles, set and forget 2 autotarget abilities, and take a lucky chance at a free kill every time you turn a corner. It's just cringe
>The virgin webtoon: Oneesan, I think I have a cwush on Juno-chan>The chad short story reading: I lost everything and it's my fault and the few agents I have left are fumbling but we're going to take everything back anyway
>>579073578And he is still one of the most honest supports. Ever played against a decent Wuyang? That fucker spams you out around every corner and is undivable on top of that.
So is Anran supposed to have a bunch of garbage visual clutter to hide her tiny hitbox or was she just made by retards who dont care?
will I be able to complete the battlepasses I bought but didn't finish for free? or will I have to buy them again?
>>579073578he has le low mobility or something People are too cowardly to admit when old designs are just stupid as fuck unless they have to play against them literally every single game then they remember it's true then will conveniently forget when someone else takes their place. Nobody is willing to face the support mafia shitting their diapers and crying at them.
>>579074450Wuyang is the same DNA but at least the bendy thing is a unique skill and the abilities require a bit of timing and the ult is harder to use effectively
>>579074758>the ult is harder to use effectivelyjust put it on your tracer and watch her blink into the enemy backline
>>579075148i didnt want to. i just wanted more lootboxes
>>579073721Powerful. so true...
>>579070819do this
we're all the way through the thread which means a mid-wit update
>>579074576>asking if there's a retard working at Blizzard making bad decisionsLike half the company fits that description.
>>579025331>wake up 3 am>8 raw eggs>burpees, push-ups>10 km sprint>shower, peptides, steroids>sun-tan scrotum>10 mins mirror affirmations>rewatch this week's coach spilo vod review>30 mins aim training>pop addyTime to lock in. I will hit plat this season!!
climbing is really just playing a lot and not forcing a stupid fucking retard character
>>579053818>>579074592Does anyone know?
>>579073721You destroyed them
>>579077920No, they haven't announced this yet.
still have no idea how to cancel sledding emote without shooting or pressing any abilities
>>579077920look at what the finals is doing, they are most likely copying that system 1:1 or making it slightly more jewish
>>579079249>>579079249>>579079249
>>579079160marvel finals?
