Original drow ranger Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>578863152 >Thread QuestionYour favourite bits of obscure lore?
>>578956437actual previous threadhttps://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/578902616#top
Your OP linked the wrong thread and you forgot to change the name. Here’s the actual previous thread>>578902616
>>578956437>Your favourite bits of obscure lore?Emperor and Keyser Soze are the same person
both starrock's posts about dlc4 companion EVIDENCE SHOWS IT WILL BE EITHER A BONESINGER OR AN EXODITE LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>578957025Nameless new enemy unit to shoot bullets at. Not companion.
>>578957025I'll laugh when it turns out they're enemies and the actual new companion is a dogmatic human
>>578957191>>578957208keep coping anonsI TRUST THE PLAN
https://youtu.be/FjFGDkrOdos?si=VBJyeLNu_2oS0ZGb
>>578957252You better hang yourself when your delusions turn out to be wrong.
>>578957025>both starrock's posts about dlc4 companionNot trueIt was about DLC 4 but that's it
>>578957252You're the one massively coping, though. Owlkek fans are pitifu
>>578957252You're the one who's coping, though. I've resigned myself.
>>578957327What about when YOU'RE wrong anon huh what then>>578957406this is now owlcuck general bozoit's not my fault no one else makes crpgs
FRESH COPIUM! FRESH COPIUM! GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT!
>>578957025at this point I just expect this to be some kind of trolling
remember to lower your expectations and assume the worst so when it finally releases you can smugly tell everyone 'I told you so'while everyone else is seething
>>578957720Yeah I’ll take some copium
>>578957778the difference between you and I anon is that I LIVE and ENJOY and feel WHIMSY AND JOY in my heart and don't make my life miserable just for the pitiful joy of telling others "i told you so"
>>578957778This, except I don't even need to lower my expectations because I couldn't give less of a shit about the dlc companion
I just beat the Midnight Fane in chapter 3. I get the Galfrey hate now. I can't believe even the angel and Regil were on my side yet she was like that
I for one am hyped for the new Witcher 3 content. It has potential.>not a crpgI know, I just like to see the world burn.
>>578957858That'll be 3 (you)s, thank you and come again!
>>578957962So how does this dlc work with the ending in which she doesn't come back from the portal?
>>578957969That’s very expensive. I’ll give you one (you) now and settle the rest later
>>578958056In the same way Blood and Wine, that also takes place after the main game, does. >stop asking questions
>>578957778I have 0 expectations for companions but that is without a doubt a bonesinger's isitha kasra.
>>578958131I guess geralt just didn't give a shit lmao
>>578958151you get it anonyou trust the plan
>>578958129No deal. Come back when you've got the (you)s. I know you will, because you can't live without copium, you filthy animal
>>578958151Ishita kasra?
>>578958151I shit a caca?
>>578957208Another SoB, but she can't be romanced either.
>>578958283Bonesinger instrumentseen here
>>578958358Playing with your I shit a caca psychic tool is a noble eldar tradition.
We are now interlude, the performance will resume shortly.
>>578958450Will she let you toot it?Actually this might be a bard class
>>578958450Well, the bone flute jokes just write themselves
>>578957720Why would I be coping ? I don't know what I'm supposed to be mad about...tell me
>>578958450can she doot doot the song of her people?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VF7N_FVU-g&list=RD-VF7N_FVU-g&start_radio=1
>>578958606All the toots anon... all the toots
>>578958725All the songs of her people are blither blather tooted on uilleann pipes.
>>578958803That image is just to showcase the tooter >picrelTHIS is how she'll look like TRUST
>>578958725She'll play thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Gib tootfu
>>578958907cringe
The bonesinger should toot on me if you catch my drift
>>578959917tranny
>>578958907I wish but Owlcat isn’t too good at producing hot females and GW hates straight males. Just see the de-evolution of the sisters of battle over the years.
What’s the difference between a regular Eldar bonesinger and an Exodite bonesinger?
>>578960283it needs to be a female anon that way we'll have 2 males 2 females
>>578960374Exodite bonesinger plays the banjo
If DLC4 companion is a female Eldar she won't be romanceable and is not going to be physically intimate with you. If she will be though, it's just going to be Yrliet 2.0 with an asexual romance. Anything else is going to make Yrliet look bad and Owlcat will want to avoid it.
>>578960374exodites don't have bonesingers anon that's why I mentioned that looking at the evidence images it could be EITHER a bonesinger or an exodite
>>578960442Hillbilly bonesinger companion in honor of Dolly Parton
DLC 4 is just Yrliet's bonesinger lesbian wife
>>578960456And you're posting this here because...? You guys should just stay on Reddit if you're so obsessed with him instead of spamming this thread.
>>578960456It's been a while>https://vocaroo.com/1i6XwUI16KFQ
>>578960543Please don’t crash my hope with gut punching realism
>>578960456>the main appeal of a character is that he's a manWell, they are easy to please
>>578960543trust the plan anon Yrliet is for cucks and everyone knows it
DLC 4 is Yrliet's estranged sister who actually has a job and resents Yrliet for her self-indulgent lifestyle
DLC4 is Yremeryss
Reminder that Eogunn came out of left field. Therefore we should think out of the box here as well
>>578960456studios need to just be confident with "gatekeeping" a little. Non-reader? Sorry you probably won't be interested in crpgs.Babby combat only? Again, not the genre for you, good luck finding a better fit!You're a dad and work 300 hours a week and only have 2 hours per month to play games so they can't be long and involved? Your choices to live with, not everyone else's.
>>578960962No one can think out of the box. People are to engulfed by their own wants and and expectations
>>578960543It wouldn't cause it's a different experience. An average exodite is different to a Craftworlder. Hell even another Craftworlder may not be as touch averse as Yrliet. You could do a lot of different story angles for it, depends on what the character is doing. Just like you can have many different romance stories for humans. Eldar aren't a hivemind.
>>578960984I've got a better idea. Just make a good game, like Divinity 2.
I think Starrok is baiting and itvwill be some kind of human. Or a male Eldar. Waifufags I'm not shitposting don't get your hopes up, nothing is confirmed and I doubt GW woupd let a proper fem Eldar romance happen.Lower your expectations so you don't get disappointed.
>>578960456I told you all that Hypatia would piss them off due to being a woman
>>578961196This honestly
>>578961196It will be a female eldar anon, think of the gender distribution of the dlc companionswhether romanceable or not it will mindbreak every chuddit poster
>>578960543Yrliet is literally the first eldar in history to act that way with the no-touch thing
how long until I can come to /crpgg/ and not have to scroll through hundreds of boring shit posts about 40slop
>>578961196He's not baiting. He never said that it's the companion, it's what you retards immediately jumped to because you have a mental capacity of a hamster - all reflexes and fight or flight response.
>>578961369until another CRPG is releasedowlcuck are the only ones making crpgs this is just how it is now anon learn to live with it
Bonesinger waifu will be romanceable by MarazhaiFor real this time, not a meme
>>578961402This. If you need further proof, remember the so called "female dark eldar" companion for DH? Eldarniggers are fucking stupid
>>578961196samefagI am not saying it can't happen. It could, but realistically the screenshots of concept art snippets could be from anything (enemies, npcs etc.), we don't even know if it's the companion.And what I said previously stands regarding GW, see how they vetoed a SoB romance. They simply don't want that for some factions due them disliking some waifag aspects of the male playerbase, so they mind that stuff for females more than they do for male eldar.Adjust expectations appropriately.
>>578961469>>578961402keep coping anons
>>578961469Nah, that's not the same thing.That was just made up and spammed by some anon with 0 evidence.This was Starrok teasing concept art. This actually has some basis in reality.
I can't wait for xenosfags to get BTFO, again
>>578961469I still have faith
>>578961523If GW can send a cease and desist to a stupid YouTuber or artist you can be sure that a studio working with them is going to have some oversight. Anyhow I dreamt I was playing crpgs and that we had an ork companion last night
Is Dawn of War 2 a CRPG?
>>578961440>Marazhai gets ending with Kibbles, Ulfar, Yirliet and now bonesingerlocal RT cucked by resident murder hobo
>>578961757Ogryns are larger than space marines?
>>578961757This image triggers me, Eldar are not supposed to be this different between male and female, what with the boys wearing banshee armour. An entire race of femboys erased for the size difference loving girlies. True bullying of the straight white male.
>>578961841Cogg is a big boy ingame alright
>>578961523It’s true. Owlcat has to send all they write to GW which is then looked over and approved.
>>578961757The female model is for Ishta in flashbacks
In in the interactive novel Mecha Ace, you are given the option at the star to choose the sex of all romanceable option or just leave it random. Owlcat should just do the same for romance option from now on. >B-but its gonna make the characters less interestingNeither the waifutard/husbandofags and tranny who keep yapping about romance ultimately care about how good written they are, in fact you can switch the gender of all current romance option in RT and nothing will change in their writing.
>>578962007... or for generic eldar npcs you'll kill
>>578961769Yes because it has items, and the main character is player-customisable
>>578962104So I can blogpost my campaign in here? Cause Rogue Trader is starting to really bore me. I love DoW2
>>578962173Oh absolutely
>>578962035Mecha Ace wasn't half bad
>>578962035>Neither the waifutard/husbandofags and tranny who keep yapping about romance ultimately care about how good written they areI care
>>578961757the male human looks fat
>>578961292Whoever wrote her made her a massive autist on purpose with the no-touch thing, that's for sure. I totally buy that GW asked Owlcat for her romance to be asexual for lore and perhaps other reasons, but the rest was just Owlcat going out of their own way to make a unique, special romance that subverts expectations because they seem to love doing this sort of thing.
>>578962339It's only regarded as lesser when compared to Paul other's work but I like it too, even it's pretty short.
Everything is a crpg if you look at it right
https://youtu.be/F6qiw5IyL30?t=48
>>578962491>special romance that subverts expectations because they seem to love doing this sort of thingand you fucking incel chuds can't fucking appreciate it because you want your boring conventionally attractive romances
>>578960374Exodite stonesingers specialize in using grunts and bongo drums to create megalithic structures.
>>578962491It was definitely that one cuck developer we can only hope that dlc4 if its any kind of Eldar is untouched by that faggot
>>578962632It's perfectly possible to have a unique special romance where you fuck the shit out of her
>>578962632Just because something subverts expectations doesn't mean it's written like dogshit
>>578962746For the one millionth time schizo, Yrliet was written by a woman who also wrote Cassia and Jae. Writers write what they're told retard.
>>578962746He wrote Yrliet directly inspired by his own wife who doesn't like him to touch her
>>578962632Gtfo reddit tranny
>>578962632So true, sis.Now if you don't mind I'm off to have a meltdown about the abhorrent owlchuds committed a transbian super-holocaust by not making Kibellah form a nuclear family unit with my fat lesbian self insert.
>>578960442>>578960578her name is D'lypa R'ton and her favourite song to play is 'J'lene'
>>578962632I'm fine with an asexual romance as long as it's done well, and there have been romances in the past. Yrliet's romance isn't one of them. What I'm not fine with however, is an asexual romance with someone who's just disgusted by me and by what I am and can't even stand non-sexual, platonic touch because of the aforementioned disgust. Why would I be fine with a relationship in which my partner considers me a disgusting animal and would vomit at the thought of touching my hand? Yrliet is very much like this. If you appreciate her romance that's awesome and good for you. Some of us don't and we're not all incel chuds because of that.
I wanna smooch her.
>>578962307Broo... it is GAMING TIME.Took me a while, had to manhandle this ancient game with lossless scaling to run as a borderless window.
>>578963498I thought you said you hated 40k
>>578963528Yeah but DoW2 is like super sick
>>578963498Terrible username.
>>578962746No, it wasn't. He only wrote Idira and Eogunn. Yrliet was written by someone else.
If you want romance you should read romance fiction, or better yet; go outside and woo a bitch.What you shouldn't do is pollute crapogres with your oafish tittering about who's crushing on who and fourth rate romance plots.
>>578963763>He only wrote Idira and EogunnBased. I guess being a cuckold makes you a decent writer
Seeing as GW is overseeing this and hates its userbase. What’s the least friendly alternative to straight male players.I’m thinking a lower decks worker as a companion. No one will be pleased and no one will see it coming.
easiest (You)s of my life jesus
I missed Tarkus' ugly face so much..>>578963584why?
>>578964225The Death of Sincerity
>>578964268what
>>578964225Any romanceable dollies in this game? I know there's an Eldar bitch in here
Relevanthttps://youtu.be/F6qiw5IyL30>>578961841Yeah, often thicker and about the same height. They can also match or exceed marines in push/pull/lift force, though marines will almost always be more agile and will use equipment better so that doesn't mean they will win in a fight or are stronger once factors like using tools and leverage are added.
>>578964353Just go read romance novels instead of polluting this genre you pathetic shit
>>578964506Rude
I want Discordance to spit into my mouth
Gonna pick up an old WotR save I'd parked just outside of Drezen after getting to ML2Angel, Azata or Trickster?
>>578963923>lower decks workerYou mean like Monteg? The guy that was generally well liked by everyone?
>>578963253>disgusted by me>IYou are wording this as if it's happening in real life. This isn't happening to you, it's your character that can be RP'd however. Why do waifufags self insert and treat it like a real life relationship?
>>578964954Yes
>>578964929Angel. He's got the best supporting cast of characters
>>578964981Fine. Then I don't want to roleplay characters who are in the position of being in a relationship with someone who thinks they are disgusting. Happy now?
I want a brap wish fulfillment romance
>>578965205Yes
It's really funny to me how I'm just playing and posting DoW2, which is more RTS than CRPG but anon gets shit because he's a gooner.>>578964353>>578964506
I've been watching interviews with various crpg devsJosh Sawyer comes across pretty good, owns his mistakes (maybe too much so even) and has a lot of interesting things to sayBrian Fargo has a lot of really great things to say, I agree with his perspective just about 100% of the time.Tim Cain likes to make things he's talking about seem more important or like he's distilling some deep knowledge, but definitely get some notes of mid with him.Avellone comes across as an edgelord and complete retard, easily the dumbest of all the above.
>>578965425Oh, and the couple behind Banquet for Fools are cool and I want to be friends with them.
>>578965425I like all of them. You should watch Avellone’s interview with 41st Precinct. It’s much better than the interview with Mantis or whatever his name was, which is legitimately terrible.
>>578965932I'm willing to give Avellone another shot, since you did identify without me mentioning the interview that I saw.Too bad Kirkbride doesn't seem to do interviews or release commentary-type content. I can't really think of any other crpg/adjacent devs I find interesting. Probably a lot of cool dudes doing programming that have insight but nobody even knows their names.
>>578966167>Too bad Kirkbride doesn't seem to do interviews or release commentary-type content.Boy do I have a treat for you! https://youtu.be/UdQmg-vJUGEhttps://youtu.be/L7uoSzgkZZ4Both are excellent interviews with prominent TES devs and give fantastic informational insight. Kirkbride feature in both of them and heavily in the Morrowind one, and a little in the Oblivion one. And yeah, I get why you got a bad impression from the Mantis interview, but glad you’re giving the other interview a proper shot.
reformed daemonette when?
>>578965425>Avellone comes across as an edgelordSurprising, since he's the one who recommended Owlcat to eschew rape in kingmaker
still in awe at Owlcat spending a minute to announce voice actors like that was a big reveal worth the wait
>>578966628Yes it was extremely silly
>>578966382time to cozy up and start watching! thanks buddy
>>578966826You’re welcome :)
>>578966382>8 hrs>10 hrsmother of god
>>578966826This is how I know you're unemployed
>>578966628It is for normalfags
>>578967121I've reduced my overhead to the point where I can sustain on a part time job.Time is the only true currency, and I cherish mine deeply. Do you have any crpg devs you admire that you'd like me to look into?
>>578967121I also have time to watch these as a full time employed academic
>>578967617>academicWaifuscholar?
my pet peeve is when the sword is magically sheathed on the back
Let's never go back to yesterday, ya?
>>578968043Tell that to owlclown's marketing team
>>578966470>>578966382I'm already conceding that it was a poor impression. Current ranking just because imposing a partial order relation on people is funny: Sawyer >= Fargo > Avellone > Cain
>>578968043you say that like we can control schizos going schizomode
Hypy will break some bucks
can you fucking not
>>578968332>RT is terrible with male romancesNo, Jimmy and Marzi are great. Solomorne is mid, but not terrible. This tranny just wants freakshit.
>>578967670I wish…
>>578968332If Hypatia doesn't end up looking like a literal robot ala Opticon-22 these people are going to be so fucking mad
>>578968332The fag should know his place and be happy with Rambo and Touma. "Tone deaf" Owlkek has always been like this.
>>578968568Even worse if she has a sexy voice like Ra'akhti
One thing I still haven't pieced together, is why exactly Fallout even started, instead of Wasteland continuing. AI bullshit is telling me it's due to EA locking away the rights to Wasteland, and that seems to track as Brian Fargo worked on Fallout, so it wasn't some thing like "We're copying Wasteland but calling it something else, screw you Interplay!" Because Interplay was both Wasteland and Fallout, it's just that EA was unsurprisingly a bag of dicks.Does that seem about right for anyone who knows?
Haymar sounds surprisingly dull in his trailer snippet
>>578968332Why can't "she" figure out that the main buyers of CRPGs are men and they are logically gonna be cattered to more in terms of fanservice? It's logical that a dev would want to pump out more content that appeals to the main body of customers.
>>578968646>Owlkek has always been like thisThis, they've consistently only made one or two popular romance options per gender. The problem is that they're delusional and genuinely think Jae and Yrliet are good.
>>578968498>>578968568>>578968949STOP REPLYING TO REDDIT POSTS BUT ON 4CHAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>578969064It's funny
Pasqal's cumster is thread culture now
>>578969290trvke
>>578968825Just like his character. Which makes me further doubt the fact that he's a romance option.
>>578968332The biggest faux pas of rogue trader is the von Valancius household troops being blueberry Cadians instead of something with more panache..
>>578968825>>578969504I don't get where this is coming from. He sounds exactly like I expected him to.
>>578969290only if you want reddit and thread culture to be derailmentedit: wow why am I being downvoted?edit2: thanks for the gold, stranger!
>>578968568If Hypatia doesn't end up looking like a literal porn actress these people are going to be so fucking mad
>>578968568>>578969816I'm fine with either.
>>578969816No one expects her to look like that, just human enough to be attractive, which so far seems to be the case
>>578969212I agree, your mental illness is pretty funny. Continue. Just know that we're not laughting with you, but at you
Choice and consequence bros???
>>578969938>so farShe has neither a model nor a portrait, retard-kun
>>578970138damn... if only a character's appearance could be described via in-game text.... if only....
>>578969979If you want to give the impression of laughing at someone you need to tone down the bitterness by approx. 50%.
>>578970127You all made your choices. And this thread is the consequence.
>>578970127Best I can offer in the choice department is your pick between which dollies you want to play house with.
>>578969684So, dull
>>578969504But femcels and homos love their dull human man romances.
>>578969504Epi and Haym are getting benched on the guncutter so they can be a happy married couple
>>578970475pretty much. standard issue military grunt
>>578968332did he turn you down or something
dicking around with a kinetic knight in the early game of wotrthe mythic armor damage feats stack with the kinetic blade which is nice. It even stacks with the damage when hit from searing flesh which is funny
>>578970763More like standard dull owlcat male romance that will the boring vanilla hetero option.
troonster melting down itt
Why won't Owlcat bring back Sarah?
not wishing for a repeat of yesterdayjust saying I think it started because of you giving attention to the redditor just saying
>>578970968>heterolol. dude's bi
>>578971423She's still seething about jimmy, pay her no mind
>>578971465>She>her
>>578970526Sure, if they are like Jimmy. He might be your straight vanilla man with the typical "I can fix him" romance but his character is still interesting enough, he looks attractive in a way that most of his target audience (women) would actually find attractive and has a very appealing and sexy voice. Overall, he's a good romance option for women, which doesn't surprise me given he was written by a woman in the first place.Haymar has none of that and while he's not unattractive, women just generally aren't into to big, muscular Rambo types. Fags are attracted to guys like these though, but it's not like Owlcat will give them any gay exclusive romance. Also, the way Haymar is written in the beta doesn't give me romanceable character vibes unlike Touma and a few other characters do, for example.
>>578971315She kept stealing other people's lunch from the owlcat fridge
>>578971515pasqal's toaster coded post
>>578971645Oh
>>578971515why is fag exclusive romance so important?
Owlcat wanted a fag exclusive romance in RT but said that they ran out of time and money so they couldn't do it. extremely likely dark heresy gets a fag romance
>>578971515
>>578971956>they ran out of time and moneyYou really believe this stuff?
>>578971423Apart from their vanilla dull hetero man romance, they need to have evil bisexual male romance and that spot is taken by Touma. Obvious owlcat patterns.
>>578971956>wantedthat's a truth with major modifications.
>>578971956They never said that
>>578971515Bro your soseil
>>578972076>>578972091that's their official explanation/excuse, can't imagine they'll say the same for Dark Heresy>>578972137Yes they did, there was an interview with Owlcat during launch
>>578971515>unlike ToumaNigger, he's got 3 lines. I have no doubt that he's a romance, but you're reaching
>>578971956Me when I spread misinformation.
>>578972076>>they ran out of time and moneyConsidering the state of the game that much is obvious
>>578972226No they didn'thttps://www.thegamer.com/warhammer-40000-rogue-trader-lgbt-romance/Read this garbage and tell me where it says they wanted a gay only option. THey just gave the most generic >uhhhh yeah time and budget or something, we wanted a kroot you seeexcuse possible
Here's the articlehttps://www.thegamer.com/warhammer-40000-rogue-trader-lgbt-romance/
Which way, crpg man?
>>578972684There's not a single heterosexual man in the world that would unironically pick the goblin
>>578972083why are lgbtqwerty+ fags so obsessed with being special? everything that's appealing is "dull" to them
>>578972684GOLBIN GOBLIN GOBLIN!!!!
>>578972568Retard post source that doesn't validate their statement. What was I even expecting.
>>578972783>>578972836The duality of mankind
>>578972568>>578972550Read the article you quote
>>578972896He's just shitposting
>>578972684The chair, I want to watch them fuck
>>578972684That greenskin has the perfect proportions.
>>578972819What are spoiled waifufags the way that they are, when someone other than them expresses a want for more than crumbs.
>>578972684Elven wife, of course. At least you can talk with her about something.
>>578972684goblin raping high elf is the way
>>578972972I re-read it, it's exactly what they say. They would have included more faggotry if they had the time and resources. Not my fault you have 0 read comprehension.
>>578972684Marry the elf. Keep the goblin for all my degenerate sexual fetishes.
>>578972819"Dull" in their language just means "doesn't cater to my very special and unique fetish, becasue I am very special and unique. I am special btw". basically a buzzword, nothing more.
>>578973116Me when I stop being homophobic to ass lick the company I simp for.
Why haven't they fixed this yet
>>578973360I'm a communist that hates corporations, jews, russians and fags.
>>578973428Working as intended. It's a skull of a human from a planet with very high gravity
>>578973284Of course you would know since everyone caters to your every waifu fetish hetslop man. Must be nice being a priority and having variety.
Why do fags always complain about romance options.My scat fetish is never catered to in gaming, you don't see me complaining.
>>578973525The difference between you and me isn't that I'm being catered to. It's that I don't call everything that doesn't cater to me "dull" in a pathetic attempt to feel better about my very clearly more sophisticated and refined tasteAlso yes, it does feel good. Seethe.
>>578973643For the same reason straight dudes constantly complain because not every single female character is catering to their specific tastes? And trash every single one that doesn't or isn't a pure virgin waifu because she had an ex, which means they got cucked and is proof evil female devs have an agenda straight male fanservice?
>>578973643My complaint isn't about romance specifically, but rather the Sawyer take of how shitty it's almost always done. And additionally to that, how asymmetric it is with respect to other kinds of bonding and relationships, which get shafted in favor of catering to lonely weirdos who can't just play a dating sim.
>Why do normal people want normal things? I'm abnormal but you don't see me complaining
>found a bug hiding under my wafflethis isn't a role I ever wanted to play
>>578974531blatant historical revisionism.
waffles suck, long live pancakes
>>578974641what country?
damn whys it so active
I'm glad there's a lot of cucking in games and other media. Straight men in particular need to realize this is the most natural configuration and the more we can align with this correct sexual trimorphism (woman, bull, cuck) then the more harmonious society will become.
>>578974785>ice cream on your pancakewhat....where's the jam or the sugar.
>>578974920not crpg
>>578974785fat
>>578974931I'm a vanilla ice cream on pancakes enjoyer
>>578975075I'm skinny
>>578975081Must be a local cultural thing
>>578975081fat>>578975206lying is wrong
>>578973525Amazing how this all started because Haymar got called "dull". What an affront to an amazing and compelling character, how dare you call him that you weirdo fetishist.
Expeditions: Denny's after bar close
>>578975264I have 20 in bmi, i lift too
>>578973525>hetslopkill yourself
I'm sure Gaymar will be decent if he's the straight foid option. Only stinker to me was Lann
The namefag scared away women from /bgg/ and /crpgg/
>>578974061No one does that outside of this shithole lolmeanwhile fags play victim constantly everywhere
>>578975982The namefag is nice and has nice taste in waifus
>>578974531>I'm abnormal but you don't see me complainingLol, have you been living under the rock for the past 20 years? Abnormals can't shut the fuck up and compain constantly
>>578976345>is nice>has nice taste in waifuslol lol lol
>>578975919And regongar, and sosiel. I actually did Lann's romance once. Don't even want to try the other two
>>578973284this applies to waifufags too btw
>>578976497I said straight foid but I'll believe you.
I've watched the trailer for zero company and realized that I'd be more interested in this game if it wasn't Star Wars. I don't know. I'm just kinda over at at this point. I'll give it a shot, but I'm nto excited
>UGGGGGGGH why do chuddies hate unique and unconventional romances? fucking incels>my favorite Kingmaker romance? Why the handsome pretty angel boy of course>the ugly half-orc cuck? ew
foids will love haymar when he's revealed to be a bored murderous billionaire rapist who thinks they're special
>>578976586I've never seen waifufags call a character they don't like "dull". Some other choice words are used, but never 'dull'
All Owlcat male romances except Daeran and the ones Olga wrote are pretty weak, and I don't think either one of those two writers are writing Haymar.
>>578976853Unfortunately for him the unhinged psychopath killer spot is most likely taken by Touma
Crazy that there were redditors defending Ethel (the hag) in BG3 because she was only performing an abortion after all
>>578976853My little sister subjected me to one of her shows aimed at women and this is basically their fanservice
>>578976792not a crpg
>>578976927Sorry, but the ultimate romance rating list was dropped by the absolute crpg authority Slandered, and your murderhobo husband is at the bottom while cassia and kibera-sama are at the top, so you're wrong. Better luck next time
>>578976853Yes thats what Tristian and Jimmy were and every Bioware one was
>>578977226Cassia was not at the top, in fact, Jae was. You might want to reconsider if you want to suck off that nigga that looks like he was hit by a frying pan
>>578976961>>>/vg/bgg/
>>578977407And yet he still has a wife and children. Already more successful than you ever will be
>>578977213
>>578976853why are they like this
>>578977505>e-celeb dickridergrim
my latest dream had a more elaborate romance than what Owlcat writes, not even joking>me and crush (eventual gf) are in track and field team>she goes on to win an olympic medal while I get a boring desk job>she gets cancer (dream logic)>I break the piggy bank to pay for the treatment (dream logic)>it doesn't work and she dies>I crash a plane in grief
>>578977226I think he had Jae second HAHA. Yrliet was bottom
>>578977584>seething this hardGo outside, xister, or go complain to your discord echo chamber.
Lae'zel and Shadowheart sharing my cock.
>>578977645I really don't care about Maraztard, I'm just telling you that your favorite e-celeb has shit taste
>>578977585its called russian tragedy, you would know if you read the greats
>>578977316yeah, the literal deva who got thousands killed giving the pc attention and the strongarming government spook torturer who can sculpt his appearance are significant departuresnever touched bioware after kotor so idk if their shit is better
>>578977837you don't honestly think heinrix and tristian are anything like marazhai
>>578976792I pretend we are still in Swtor era and Disney hasn't raped Sw yet.
Shadowheart and Lae'zel mog all Owlcat women.
>>578977837>the neutral good angel is a evil rapist His work for Nyrissa? You think he was doing that for fun?Jimmy is "good" since he's loves the Imperium and is a proper dogmachuddy. Just like Argenta!I could have said Daeran too, he's rich and evil but he can't rape anyone.
>>578976926they do it all the time for the popular options just like the fags and troons are doing with the popular male ones, be it dull, boring, or whatever other synonym you can think of
>aerie loses wings, complains>tristian loses wings, kills lots of peopleguess which one women think is the problematic romance
>>578978456you can blame this on women all you want but Aerith is inherently child coded.
>>578978121Who caused more butthurt? Shadowheart with Halsin posters or you faggots posting about Marazhai fucking Yrliet?
>>578977585Were you a big guy?
>>578978338Like I said, I've never seen it, and your claim just sounds like cope
>Aerith
my billionaire rapist
>>578978671>track and field team>big guy
>>578978121you are shitposting but are technically correctat least shart is gated by the pc asking for itif she were an owlcat creation, she would go to the brothel by herself, ask halsin and wyll to knock her up, already be fucking an orc, or being grossed out by touching you
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>578978456Neither, but I didn't romance tristian though. He doesn't deserve forgiveness after what he's done even if I do feel sorry for him. I killed him. Let pharasma sort him out. That really fucked me over with a councilor position though, so I was even more livid
>>578978891She flirts with halsin btw
>>578978617>Aerith
why was Argentina not romanceable
>>578979182gw hates straight men duhhh!!
>>578979182Owlcat wanted to but GW declared a Fatwah against sexualising Sisters of Battle making it haram.
>>578978670Shart for sure, becasue yrlitards are on 50 layers of delusion. The delusion protective veil can not be penetrated (just like yrliet lmaaaaaao)
>>578978456>kill a load of people (I will take your word for it I haven't gone down the whole liebestod thing becasue I'm not a homosexuals)>runs away with Haer'Dalis and becomes a single mom in Sigil
>>578979182She's not into you
Reminder that you have FFVII to thank for BG2 having such a big focus on companions' narrative. It's thanks to FFVII that every CRPG nowadays is all about the companions and more importantly, romance.
>>578979251unironically
>>578979279Alhamdulillah. Praise be to the wise mullahs at Warhammer world for taking a stand against the scourge that is romancefaggotry.
I dream of crpg companions actually having preferences that aren't just "male/female", but that's probably veers to much into weg territory
>>578979636they didn't take a stand against anything autismo, romance is still in, just not with sister of battles
>>578979708?
>>578979182Why should she be? Not every female character is for (you).
>>578979251This is unironically why they did it though, they don't want their sisters of battle to be seen as sex objects for gamers
guys I was just making fun of that guy misspelling Aerie
>>578979337this reminds me I'm still sad Haer'Dalis wasn't romanceable
>>578979042Damn, on the level of Kibellah and Janris then...
>>578979762Skin colour, facial features etc. Ideally make it a hidden system and don't advertise it for maximum seethe when a companion turns you don't because you're too fat or black
Why do some believe that the next companion for dlc 4 is going to be a man, and a romance at that.
>>578979885get the mod
>>578979908BasedShe should also turn down anyone with a mundane backgroundPure martials would be like minimum wage workers in fantasy
>>578978805basedreally they should have more romances like this
>>578979904>Janris???
>>578980038Because currently there are more female romances than there are male ones and they think that owlkeks are aiming for parity. Personally I don't think so.
>>578980038The final DLC companion will be FEMALE drukhari, trust the plan
>>578979908>hidden systemso what's the point? say you're white and 6'3 minimum and pass the requirements, it's still all in your head that the doll really loves you
>>578980057>sorry mr fighter, i only fuck CHAds
>>578980057Sure, that could be one of the prerequisites
>>578980195your pic is from Warhammer Fantasy.
>>578979908I mean some games are already doing that with race and sex locked romances, so why not take it further - extend it to class and appearance
>>578979751I want you to put down the dollies and strain yourself to muster whatever remains in the way of the little grey cells inside your misshapen wreck of a skull.What has GW spitting in the collective eye of the emotionally and intellectually stunted romancefaggots resulted in?Why, it has resulted in your affection-starved ilk being left with one less character to pway hwouse and obsess over, in less development time allocated to a title about going in adventures in space and shooting demons to be wasted on writing hackneyed smut. A net negative of romancefaggotry.More of this, starve the infantile retard of his a03slop.
>>578979908Yeah they're going waste time on missable content with no purpose other than to make people cry about it.
Which Rogue Trader Companion will make a cameo in Dark Heresy?
>>578980543lmao anti-romance niggas are really desperate for a win
>>578980491>I've been looking my whole life for someone like you... someone who could truly understand me and my pain... you complete me... sometimes I feel like this is a dream and I'll wake up but you're here, you're real unfortunately you're too BROWN_SKIN and FIGHTER_CLASS for me, sorry sweaty
>>578980608Me
>>578980608Yrliet
>>578980693kekkkkkk
>>578980714Yrliet...
>>578980693accurate woman behavior
>use soundwaves to trigger neurons in person to secure sex>this is fine >use magic to trigger neurons in person to secure sex>AIEEEE RAPE RAPE RAPEexplain?
>>578980580>Yeah they're going waste time on missable contentHey, they made evil routes and even Swarm. Owlcat isn't above making "irrelevant" content.
>>578980693Yeah, that's literally how it works irl. The concept of a friendzone didn't just appear out of nowhere
>>578980847the owlnigger doesn't even try to pretend that he's talking about crpgs in general huh
>>578980491stats and content of inventory toofor example, a girl like cassia not seeing you as sapient until you have 100 PF
>>578980847Those have an actual purpose in that they appeal to people who want to play evil.
>>578980693>BROWN_SKIN and FIGHTER_CLASSReplace it with "MONKE" and you've got yourself an yrliet
>>578980852irl people shit and piss and fart and s-s-stutter and have less than perfect grammar, I think these aspects should be integrated in the next gen of crpgs
>>578980663>uhh uuuh well it likes, it doesn't count because uh I can't do subtractionI can see why someone of your caliber ended up daydreaming about the computer dollies really being in love with your dude, although there I'm being generous and assuming that you actually roleplaying rather than just remaking a self insert for dollies to fall in love with.
More games should allow you to mind control women into being your loyal sex slaves like Baldur's Gate 3 does
yes, our game is a comical power fantasy that has deities kneel before youno, the pc can't have more than one gf at a time
>>578981016A shame BG3 is garbage, though, even if sometimes you find a shiny piece of glass in the dung pile.
>>578980995
irl women cuckold you, I think this should be implemen- oh wait...
>>578981113Games have to appeal to modern sensibilities
sawyer was right
You can't properly immerse yourself in a RPG without romances. How the fuck does a man go on adventures and various trials by fire (for hundreds of hours) with a woman without developing feelings and a relationship?It's simply not realistic and immersion breaking to have female companions in the game if you can't fuck em
>Why do you call me a wanker?>MAYBE COS THEY PICKED YOU FOR THE JOB, MATE? OR COS YOU GOT YOUR OWN BOSS KILLED INNIT? OR COS ALL THEM LITTLE JOBS YOU RUNNING FOR THE OTHER BRUVS? OR COS YOU COULDNT FINISH THE JOB WITHOUT ME HELP?>*She flicks the cigarette at your face and gives a nonchalant shrug*>WOT DYOU HAVE TSAY TO THAT, WANKER?
>>578981504I don't know, have you ever had a job before?
You can't properly immerse yourself in a RPG without rape. How the fuck does a man go on adventures and various trials by fire (for hundreds of hours) with a woman without needing and demanding sex?It's simply not realistic and immersion breaking to have female companions in the game if you can't rape em
how to get /crpgg/ anons to play hentai dating sims
>>578980981>s-s-stutterGot you covered, breh
>a dozen cool races to choose from>clone trooper>soldier class>blaster rifleIt's the human fighter meme yet again.
>Shot Trazyn with the Corpuscarii Oath during his downed regeneration state>He just diesAt least the gun does what it says it does.
>>578981743
If Sarah isn't brought back for a DLC in DH then I'll nuke Cyprus
>>578981743I will now not play your game
>>578981619poor comparison, since jobs that regularly and significantly endanger the lives of the workers rarely if ever include women, and the handful that do (ie medical field during pandemics) have high rates of sex and relationships
>>578981926Nooooo the greedo isn’t sexy and fuckable enough noooo I’m being humiliated
GET READY, HE'S GOING TO BLOGPOST A NON-CRPG ALL DAY LONG
>>578981926what's the problem exactly
Damn not doing well. Lots of performance issues apparently. Guess I'll wait.
>>578982160everyone is ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOqzkwkiPU8
I just saw the dark heresy voice trailer, and my only question is, will the kroot be romanceable?There's literally only two females, so unless they're gonna have one or zero female ROs they're gonna have to let you bang the kroot
Xcom 3 The Computer Role Playing Game is never coming out...
>>578982342Probably but also they didn't show all of them, there's also Aspyce and Discordance and Hypathia.
>>578982342we don't know yet
>>578981504Honor, patriotism, duty, promise, none of that has anything to do with romance and trying to bang the first girl you meet
lmao you can skip character appearance generation and unironically just be a clone. You can also skip outfit stuff and just have all of the variants of clone armor, and they made the clone armor autists happy with about 20 armor marks and helmet marks. This game is already based
Regina will save this general
>>578982567not a crpg
>>578982541Why isn’t this an anime girl
>>578982507You're casting pearls before swine
>>578981743Why is Devil in Star wars?
>>578963272
>>578982567How will Owlcat have her cuckold you?
>type in your custom backstory for your characterYou can give them a TRAGIC backstory if you want.My character is the great-great etc 80th generation descendant of my swtor character. Because why not be cringe?>>578982726https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Devaronian
>>578982342>only two femalesThis trailer has only the starting companions and those you recruit in Marisportum. There are two more women in the Spire (Aspyce, Hypatia), and Discordance is recruited during the interlude after Marisportum.
>>578982626If Regina isn't a Computer Role Playing Game, then what is?>>578982776Why are you like this?
>>578982541>>578982809
>>578981926>no pigman raceI don't feel represented.
I wish we had a crpg with anime girls, visually and behaviorally
>>578982541going to show your disgusting short haired troon
>>578982972For me it's playing as Eltharion and locking up Alarielle in my Sex Dungeon.
>>578982441>>578982849I see. Well, call me if she gets revealed to be a romance option. It's bullshit that the "xeno romance" in rogue trader wasn't even a romance at all.
>>578982342They didn't show the 3 more actually fuckable females.
>>578983147... really? Do you even know how the kroot work? She's going to be even less of a romance than Yrliet
>>578982972me on the left
>>578979182GW veto'd Argenta romance, but only because Argenta's writer wanted her to be a lesbian.
>>578983553Care to provide a source for that claim? I can post instances of Owlcat (implying) it was GW, so surely you can do the same
>>578983553>but only because Argenta's writer wanted her to be a lesbianCute fanfiction. This was never stated by anyone working at owlcat. It's something parroted by reddit troons.
>>578983231A-Am I not going to get a single line implying sex? FUCK
>>578983231The nice thing about kroot is that they can be whatever the fuck the writers want.
>>578983553>Argenta's writer wanted her to be a lesbian.that would be so funny
>>578983819>implyingYrlietbro, there are no implications, all the other romances fuck you
>>578983819you want to put your wiener in her cloaca?
>>578982776mid-romance, one of her secret corporate spy missions will require her to sleep with her targetshe'll say it's just sex and she only loves the pc, which will be enough for owlcat fans
Kroot woman romance is very easy to justify >She speaks and sounds like a human woman>This only makes sense in any way if she had taken on trairs of a human woman>Therefore, she could have human woman partsShrimple as
kino
>>578984257That's not how it works and even if it did I guarantee you GW would say noMonster fuckers are in for a grim reality check once they get Yrliet 2, they can forget about the "fuckers" part
>>578983819She will eat your strands and that's all you get, acolyte boy. Consider it an honor.
>>578983819You're gonna get a line implying she's gonna eat you after you die. Enjoy
>>578984259
the kroot will make sure you're well fed like a fussing mother, making her more endearing than yrliet by default
>>578983918W-wrong... Cassia just gives you a massage and Jimmy just holds your hand and cuddles
>>578984346>That's not how it worksIt works because I say it does nigga, since when has 40k given a single shit about consistency?
think, they could have given you a discordance statue
>>578984638You're a nobody, nothing you say ill ever be canon
>>578981521I still want her to sound like female Cuno from Disco Elysium
>>578984638No, you don't say anything, Owlcat does, and GW has them grabbed by the balls. Even if they wanted to make your fanfiction canon (they don't) GW would say no
>>578984737>>578984893No kroot wife = No buy, simple as
>hardest difficulty>permadeath>anyone named dies, instant game overIt's time.
>>578981691cute
>>578984949If you could actually ready no one is telling you she won't have a romance, just that her romance will be just like Yrliet's, so you better enjoy that
>>578984980
>>578984881So, Cunoesse?
any crpg equivalents of the trolley problem?
>>578985180yeah her
Romance where you get knotted
>>578985228Virmire
>1.3% of players beat the game on hardest+permadeath>like 30 minutes after it came out>and all other achievements too, some of which require lots of missions with certain charactersI don't know why people cheat steam achievements. It's one of the most pointless things I have ever seen. They track your own personal interests and achievements. Some people are wack
>>578985228Way too many. Tyranny probably has my favourite where the other path of the trolley is an actual infant.
>>578985380
>>578985319Solomorne
>>578985380I remember the cheevos not working properly at the start for other games. Like 1% completed tutorial.
>>578985380do you know this isn't a crpg
>>578985042>It'll be a romance without romance
It's not possible to fuck a kroot and I don't know why would anyone want that. As for her romance, I think it's going to be an inversion of Yrliet's. The kroot is not going to to have an aversion to touch and be autistic about it but your acolyte, however, might be the Yrliet in this situation and is going to be too disgusted to touch a smelly bird alien that literally sweats shit.
Which sexual fantasy/taboo will the critically acclaimed CRPG studio Larian be the first to feature in a AAA game with their upcoming high budget game Divinity?
>>578985686now you get it
discordance and kroot both platonic romances for the moids
>>578985748On screen threesome.Size difference
>>578985923>platonic romancesNot a thing
>>578986008Yrliet
>>578986008yrliet is popular never forget!
>>578985748iirc one interview somewhere said swen was bummed that wotc had them remove minthara's pregnancy so maybe he'll try again
>>578985923And assuming she's a romance, Hypatia might turn out to be sexless as well because she might not have the parts for it anymore.DH is going to be a sexless game for moids. Only Aspyce is going to put out.
>>578986260Hypatia will harvest your balls or eggs I think. If she is a romance Owlcat wanted her to be crazy
>>578986123Not a romance
>>578986123>>578986126Yrliet does not have a romance, she has a friendship.
>>578983918Your waifu is a video game character she will never fuck you
>yeah he plays with dolls, like, on the computer>he is obsessed with their "sex lives">no I'm totally serious lol he calls them his "wife-oos"
>>578986750you can keep denying it but shes a romance option
>>578986970No she's not. She's a self-centered narcissist who doesn't see you as an equal or as a potential partner but makes sure you never have any future with anyone else to satisfy her deeply seated superiority complex
Describing a thing does not make the thing “subjective.” Rivers and seas exist. We use words to describe them.
>>578987313yeah but shes still listed as a option
>>578987313Damn that's crazy so she's what zoomers nowadays call a toxic relationship? Still a romance, though
who is Kaldor guys
>you will never be Yrliet's pussy-free caged cuck
>>578987756
>>578987668How could I ever forget Staunton Vhane's brother, Solomon Vhane
>>578987668background character you don't notice unless you have high perception
>>578987668>AI got Solomorne's name entirely wrong not even AI cares about him...
>>578987376Yup, and still not a romance
>>578987973Is it a romance?
These CLANKERS These wirebacks
>>578988170He's not sexually attracted to you, so yes, it's a romance according to delusional retards
>>578988207Controller or keyboard?
>>578988207
>>578988207Imagine if George could actually contain himself and hadn't made the major enemy in his dark prequel trilogy these retarded comic relief droids
>>578985748>do I fit in yet guys? I'm talking about sex and fetishes!!
>>578987492Yes, it's a toxic relationship. But not every toxic relationship is a romance. Sometimes it's a just a relationship you need to gtfo from
>>578988304I am confusion
>>578986823neck yourself froggy
>>578987313Uh oh we gotta cancel her 4chanbros she sounds so problematic
>>578988392it makes sense if the plan is to not win, but to drag out the war to consolidate power of the chancellor to create the empire, because just using the b2 and developing the b3 battle droid would end the war really fast
I'll take that goat, Fred.I realized early what a mistake Animal Husbandry as a quirk is. When you select it at character creation, it says Drawbacks: ???Well, the drawback is your animal friend will randomly explode, and often pretty shortly after getting it to follow you. It's very much not worth it, but not everything has to be mechanically optimal. Ralphy's pretty good with animals so now he's taking lead on that stuff, leaving Ginger to focus more on her remote trepanning.
Congrats, you've managed to make the thread worse
>>578989514who, the big text guy isn't spamming
>>578989514There are “fix everything easily” buttons everywhere for those with eyes to see.
>>578989647In Baldur’s Gate 3, Astarion’s past under Cazador includes being tortured by Godey, the skeletal jailer who kept the spawn in line with inventive cruelty. One of the methods Godey used on Astarion was quite literal: a finger bone shoved up his ass. The skeleton did not bother with metaphor or restraint. He took a detached phalanx, forced it inside the vampire spawn, and left him to deal with the violation as part of the regular cycle of pain and humiliation in the kennels. Astarion endured it the same way he endured the rest of Cazador’s torments, with gritted teeth and a growing hunger for revenge. When players later confront Godey in the palace, the skeleton still speaks of those sessions with detached pride, confirming that the bone was no figure of speech. Astarion was boned by a skeleton in the most direct sense possible, and that particular degradation sits among the many reasons he never forgets what was done to him beneath the Szarr palace.
>>578989965well
not the most glamorous side quest, but improving the Rangers' reputation among everyday people is essential for winning back the heart of the regionIt's kind of a nice general structure, to be part of a group that has a poor reputation at the beginning of the game. You assumably could make it worse, or gradually through efforts see peoples' opinions of your group change for the better. It gives a larger arc to the individual activities you get into.>can still hear the goat screamingyeah I guess I'm alright failing that Animal Handling check, I'll just headcanon that we bought the goat and sent him back to the Citadel as the newest honorary Desert Ranger.
>>578989965Thank God I skip all the dialogue in that game
>>578990341Well he was boned, don't you get it? Boned? Because he's a skeleton and he stuck the bone up his ass? BONED
>>578989965>>578990540back to /bgg/ you go
>>578990540GUFFAW!
I like that the other guy wasn't quite sure either and told me a different password. Good shit
What if this sort of system was used for dolly smooching instead of just dialogue.Also I got my first dead ally....the clankers got him>>578988359Haven't tested yet. kbm so far, controls are fine.
>>578991176
>>578988207>>578991176clanker is just the n-word but made safe because it targets machinesplease reconsider
>>578991176You've convinced me to buy this and post my playthrough here on /crpgg/
>>578991176Is the performance as bad as the steam reviews say
>>578991460not a crpg
>>578991176>Disney Star Wars
>>578989965
>>578989965>and left him to deal with the violationWhat do you mean? Just take it out, bro. Just reach back and pull out the finger. It's literally that easy
Astarion would rape Camellia
>>578991662Runs fine for me. Most of the time the people kvetching about performance are using poverty boxes and running fifty crypto miners from "empress" or some sort troon
>>578989965I mean, that's just tuesday at a proctologist. I have it done to me once a year
>>578993425I bet you do
>>578993342she would willingly have sex with him
when it's not the namefag blogging star wars it's youtube comments to ai slop, this general is finished
>>578982972Isn't it interesting how Kui is obsessed with Owlcat, Beamdog, and Bioware, and her manga features both tranny elves and an elven girl in a sexless platonic relationship with a human that never went anywhere despite romance-baiting from the beginning?Purely a coincidence, I'm sure
>>578993684Post about a crpg
>>578993684The posts here are more like pornhub comments.
>>578993790>improve this place for meno
>>578993684Don't forget the passfag blogposting
>>578993490Enjoy your ass cancer
Anonymouse3456: who still playing this in 2026??
Act 1 scene 3
>>578993912Not half as much as you enjoy "Dr" Sanjay fingering your asshole queer. Get yourself a trip and call yourself ASStarion.
>>578994002I'm playing a farming game rn>>578994098I am on day 2 of DE!
>>578993687You're part of the reason it's so bad
female martials lmao
>>578994480Women are just as good as men
>>578994559Women are even as good as men at being women
>>578993098Why is she always eating cake?
>>578987313>deeply seated superiority complexIt's not a superiority complex if she belongs to a different species that is on a baseline level just better than humans. Another reason the space elf might not want to be sexually available to you is the fact that craftworld eldar have been trained from birth to be autistic ascetics because eldar experience emotions much more vividly than humans and have a tendency to get noticed by the extremely horny collective consciousness of their ancestors that still hasn't gotten over the craftworlders rejecting it when they do fall into emotional extremes..
>>578994943>on a baseline level just better than humans>jobs to humans every time unless they are fighting literal unarmed peasantsAmazing
>>578994703maybe the slopper always uses the same training set which has her eating cake
>>578991176>The Serolonis Jobmore like the Serolonis Blow Job
>>578994703An extension of this
dex martials lolcha martials lmfao
>>578991176How much crpg elemnts are there? Or is it just xcom?
google is fucking annoying me by forcing an AI reply every time I'm searching the simplest thing
>>578995797It's a full tactical CRPG, worthy of being blogged here.
>>578995908>still using googledeserved
>>578996024so what do you use smart guy
>>578996019Considering how much bg3 chatter goes on here its not like the bar is very high.
>>578996075baidu
>>578996302>chink google(Attack) I don't like you, I don't like you at all!
>>578995729*backstabs you out of invis*Nothing personnel kid
>>578995908its been doing that
We should be talking about the next Fable
>wethe "we" that includes the reddit posters? the AI spammers? the Camsloppers? the owlcat shills? that "we"?
>>578996720not a crpg but my friend was complaining about how its not cartoony anymore
>>578996392>the high libido sex crazed barbarian-ess looks from your noodle arms to the Fighter's solid tree-trunk forearms, and from your pajamas to his shining armor and leather leggings>she turns back to you, "I guess you can watch if you stay invisible"
>>578956437Have anyone played Star Wars Zero Company yet? Is it good? Is there already a pirated copy flying around? Seems like a neato mix between XCOM and a Tactical Mission based RPG like Shadowrun and Jagged Alliance. I am also surprised that a Star Wars game released with such a cheap price at least in my country
>>578996856You're included in "we" too, the always upset and sputtering tranny. Even you can talk about Fable.
>>578997091Are you going to have a meltdown like the past two days?
>>578997089I'm intrigued by comparisons to Shadowrun and Jagged Alliance, but I despise Star Wars so I probably won't look into this
>>578997150No, but you probably will then pretend you're me like the last two days.
>>578997089this post sounds like a paid ad
>>578997289It is. Goy Wars needs more money
>>578997089>pirate>my countryNot for you, try roblox
>>578997089not a crpgbuy an ad
>>578997091>>578997150>>578997228not crpgKeep your posts on the topic of CRPGs. Nobody actually gives a shit about you. This is not your chatroom. Nobody needs to read every rancid little thought that dribbles out of your rotted brains. Post better.
>>578996720No, we shouldn't
House CRPGG - We Do Not Read
>>578997404Posting on /crpgg/ is a type of crpg actually
>>578997404why didn't you post this at the tranny blogposting!
>>578987313If your character wants a different relationship, don't choose Yrliet? Pretty obvious what you're getting into with her. She doesn't force you to do anything. What you all get mad about is the elf waifu won't change for you, for basically the first time in the history of rpgs.
>>578997537Can not. Do not implies a choice.
>>578996019I'm considering if I should get it in the current crpg drought.It does have a story, right? Xcom is a good game but I don't like endless repetition.
When will Owlcat stop being retarded and allow full respecting without toybox?
>>578997895no
>>578997895> respectingYou fucking moron. You ignorant trash.
Never fails to bait (You)s
>>578997849Instead of outsourcing your cognition to strangers why don't you look at and evaluate it?
UnderRail women are something else, wouldn't want to mess with one that's for sure.Can't remember ever seeing this but if a barkeeper is mentioning it we'll find the dead eunuch eventually.
>>578998126Has a game done the inverse where a man catches his wife cheating, brutalizes her, and everyone just frames it as the logical conclusion of her choices?They're only ever shown as the villain in my experience
I wish an NPC would ask me if I've heard any rumors for a change
>>578997404> Nobody actually gives a shit about youNot true. Discussion frequently centers around me, even when I'm not here. In many ways I'm the heart and soul of this community.
>>578997089It's very disappointing. It runs like ass, and is 100% linear. Reviewers talking about branching paths were being disingenuous. All that really means is that if someone dies they won't appear in a cutscene later.
>>578997958But it makes no sense tho
>>578997895they will say GW said no you can't turn the Bliumby into a psyker
>>578996720I would honestly prefer not to.
>>578998392I don't think I've read any cucking plotline for NPCs in games where it actually leads to anything violent.
aw man, now I feel bad
>>578998467see >>578998474
>>578998474I wasn't even referring to that lmao, I just meant the talents
>>578998523The latest showing looks fantastic
>>578998632Reload NOW
>>578998831I left it un-lockpicked. We're proper Rangers, after all, even Scotchmo.
>Abelard - no pre-assigned talents>Argenta - 1 pre-assigned talents>Cassia - 2 pre-assigned talents>Jae - entire tree filledThis makes literally ZERO sense and there is no gameplay or lore/story reason for it to be the case. At least in Pathfinder it made a little bit of sense with the classes but it's completely and utterly retarded in Rogue Trader.
>>578995028>local man discovers that in the mind of GW writers non-imperial factions exist mostly so that they can be taken out in droves with a bent spoon by a singular rank and file member of the faction they're currently writing fluff for
>>578998674No too hard for Owlscat to program
>>578998965It's because that's the level you get them at you retard
Owlscat is much better than Owlkek which was always lazy and gay
>>578998965Well Jae joins in act 2 versus the others you listed.
>>578998392Good question, never thought about it, can't think of any. Would serve UnderRail nicely to have that instead.The only instance I can remember right now of a wife cheating on her husband is in BG2 and the husband is a goody two-shoes Paladin.
So far I'm really enjoying Wasteland 3. Only grip is the encounter designs. Seems to reward alpha striking because if the enemy acts first they'll rape you.
>>578998969It is what it is and it makes their smug sense of superiority completely unfounded. Cope
>>578999095Obviously? So why can't you full respec them? Why are those talents hard coded and can't be changed when you respec? Also it's not entirely based on your level, it's a set level. If you get them at a level above that they'll still be leveled up but the talents won't be pre-assigned.
>>578996720I will only talk about it if they bring back the guildmaster
Cassia squeaky voice is so annoying. You can tell she was made for waifutards
>>578999616you are going to trigger them
>>578998392boomer brainwashing likely suggests no
>>578999616She's massive waifubait with a romance tailored specifically for them and yet they still complain about her and even say she cucks you.
>>578998969>the eldar are only jobbers because they are written that wayAny other profound insights?
>>578999287Well; there's your problem.You read, or more likely heard other people describe a load of fluff about lone space marines taking out 57 avatars of Khaine before breakfast and scuppering Craftworlds single-handedly and because you have a low iq you took it as gospel.Outside of factionwank the literature is clear on baseline eldar being stronger and more intelligent than baseline humans, as if being extremely long-lived psykers wasn't enough. The Eldar have a shitload of problems but none of them are related to being genetically inferior to humans.Cope, as the lilliputian intellect is wont to say.
>>578999872>ask for icecream>receive icecream with shit sprinkles>"yet they still complain"
I leave books in companions' inventories if I think it's one that they would like to read
>>578999873the new eldar companion is going to be a corsair for the new game coming out 2027
>>579000036It doesn't matter how much stronger or more intelligent you are if you keep losing and dying out, mate
>>578999872kek you always reveal yourself, you just can't help it
>>579000115you mean larry
>>578999872>>579000103The Reddit troon and the 4chan chud both seething, precious.
>>579000172>y-yeah okay maybe everything you said is correct but what about the geopolitical situationDoes this all loop back to you not understanding what a superiority complex is and/or being so starved for attention that you pretend to not be able to read in the hopes that some stupid bastard (me) will engage with you in earnest?>>578999873Except all the times they aren't written like that. Because 40k is a bullshit setting where nothing is permanent and numbers don't matter.Stop behaving like a catty faggot.
how do eldarfags cope. they get no waifus and they lose all the time!
>>578999872>themcuckschizos aren't "them". I find her voice annoying, but I also didn't romance her except 1 time to check it out
>>578997150You're bundling at least three different people together into some sort of poopdickschizo totem.
>>579001024By pretending that none of it is real
>>579001024By making female traders so they can get fucked by Marazhai and they are willing to do the same in DH with Larry.
>>579001024why would someone attach themselves to a space setting for its elves
>>57900190940k elves have a cool aesthetict. not an elftard, but i give credit where it's due
>>579001909porn
>>579001024>they get no waifusI'm not sure about that part
>>579002110they can't self insert as the elf man though
>>579002269I self-insert as the woman, have I been doing that wrong?
>>579002423No xir, you keep doing just that
need a crpg like this
>>578999616Don't google her VA
>>578999616>for waifutardsfor straight menI know you need your "unconventional" voices like Minthara, but that's not what most are into
>>579002578I never google Va's for characters.
>>579002578I know she's fat, but what does that have to do with the character? You do know that voice actors and characters aren't the same, right?
>>579002685Abelard's va looks about how you'd expect
A voice actor is fat oh no no no
spending all day laying in bed with my CRPGs :)
OMGGGGGGG I HEARD THAT ULFAR'S VA TRANSITIONED.... LET'S BE RESPECTFUL TO THEM FXLKS!
>>579002762>>579002954Argenta's VA is also fat, fyi.
>>579003058Once again - I am capable of seperating a character from the va, so you can calm down
How mucb linger until solasta 2 comes out?
>>579003058AAA I CAN'T TAKE THE CHARACTER SERIOUSLY NOW
what does the emperor think of troons
what's a solasta
>>579003204He doesn't
>>579003204>Define woman, father!
>>579003204Lives are the Emperor's currency and troons go to him faster.
>>579001024>my fictional space soldier men beat your fictional toy soldier menAre you a actual child? Who the fuck reasons like this?>>579001909Presumably because they like how the models look.
>>579003204It's slaanesh's domain so it's heretical
>>579003492I want MEN! MEEEEEEN! Give me strong bulky men! Men to carry my seed!
>>579003204The big fellah is woke now. He made female custodes and everything.
>>579003204he wont let them join the sisters or female marines so not good
>>579004575Nucanon can not enter my head without my consent so they are still not real
https://x.com/OwlcatGames/status/2082811934752039218>Are you sure it's going to help us to promote our new Ass Effect-esque game?>Game?
>>578998392In BG2 Edwin claims that in Thay infidelity is punishable by death.If the man is required to go through the proper legal channels that I do not know.
>>579005068Is this official "Laugh at owlclowns" thread?
>>579005068I’m tired, bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiZLEU4WNNo
>>579005068why do they portray black women always so masculine and ugly?
>>579005797>they put him in the game
>>579001024Models are cool. I love elves riding dinosaurs.>in crpgYou can enjoy something without wanting to fuck it. I never romanced Marazhai, he usually Corsairs with Yrliet. Go be retards together idc, I want Jimmy. This also doesn't mean I want to fuck CIA spooks
>>579006083>This also doesn't mean I want to fuck CIA spooksBut what if they looked like jimmy? What then, huh?
>>579005971Because they are.
>>579005971They can't be flawed (soft, delicate, feminine) by woke standard so they girlboss them extra hard.
>>579005971aleesha
>>579006179Yeah then I'd fuck CIA spooks, but they must leave their abusive boss for me before they get completely MK ultra'd
>>579006083don't speak
>>579005971Most of the foids in modern wrpgs look like they could've as well just being transwomen.
>>579006367Sorry but I'm a tourist even when it comes to game trailers
>>579006524I know just what you're sayin'
I've been thinking more and more about it and actually I don't think I even trust people who don't self insertdesu it's almost a kind of schizo thing to act like someone else or hurr durr >>>muh spinning apple
>>579006524I fucking love Jimmy ok, I need to hold his hands sensually while he makes love to me, and he whispers sweet things in my ear. Our happiness is pure and simple.
>>579006367Bless you
>>579006916We are enemies for life, you and I.
>>579005797Where are all the performance issues and crashes I heard about
>>579007034
>>579006916its funner to be someone else
I wish Owlcat would make minigames in their CRPGs. I want to play cards or roulette or something. Please let me interact with the world more. Why is this so difficult for many crpg devs? I dont get it.
>>579006916I don’t particularly like myself.
>>579007383Shut up
>>579007383they have minigames in every game what are you talking about
>>579007034he doesnt like trannies though
>>579007545>>579007572Let me rephrase. small minigames that enliven the world like a game of cards, not ship battles, not kingdom management. Interactive world stuff.
>>579007658Regicide!
>>579007719>need to actually beat jimmy or he won't hold your handFemcels are done for
>>579007034The only sweet nothings Jimbo Spookix whispers into your ear concern him assassinating the planetary governor of La Revolution-9 with a gun hidden under a fingernail.
>>579007719for example
>>579007892H-hot...
Who is the idira of dark heresy?
>>579008247Saro
>>579008247Let's talk about who our waifu is in the game after DH insteadDon't worry about not having any info we can just make it up
>>579008405My DH waifu is already Discordance.
Total fucking disaster of a game. Not gonna buy it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Ihs8fqfYk
>>579008758not a crpg
>>579008369Pretty Saro is nothing, NOTHING, like Idira.
>>579009147He is psyker who uses a staff that's the parallel
>>579008247I don't think they're doing another wild mage. If you mean social outcast the blank is surefire gonna be one by nature of being a blank
>>579008758Why does this clown have a slop picture of himself as his thumbnail
>>579008247Which is the unwanted token nog?
Can we transfer departments in DH at the end? I want to work for Inquisitor Milicentillia and the Ordo Xenos.
>>579008247Saro for pskyer status. I don't know who's going to be heretical in DH maybe Assspice? Hated by the masses like Discorda. BLACK Epione
>>579009928>DiscordaDiscordance*
>>579010198I did that on purpose
>>579010319It succeeded
i'm a time traveler from the pasthow is the crpg scene
>>579010684More alive than it ever was between 2003 and 20112
>>579006916Just make up a character like writing a story detatched from yourself. Like I'm not a serial killer, but gonna play one for an evil run, etc. Different class, alignment, backstory. What's not to get about it? Am I supposed to act the same every run, in every game?
>>579010684The computer romance ponce games scene is alive and well.
>>579010987that only got associated with the crpg scene post 2002.
>>579010829if u have no problem playing a serial killer then yea honestly there is some of that in you nglI'm starting to think the "hurr durr can't spin an apple" came from the actual schizos to like draw attention from that they're the ones who are schizo or messed up
>>579011617wtf based larian
>>579011617Kek
>>579011617>ceo of cullevelyanHeh
>>579011690you are И
Is this the midnight shift. The discussion is currently awfully boring.
>>579011690No anon, I didn't ever commit a crime irl nor have I been in any fights as an adult.Video games are fiction. As long as it's not pedoshit or faggotry which is disgusting and I don't want to see it in my stories, I just make up a character, a hero or a villain and play them. Completely detatched.
>>579011617I don't get it
>>579011617>it's real
>>579012217manthara >>578982896
>>579012054
what is worse? to be born not being able to imagine the apple or to purposely refuse to imagine it like human male fighters
>>579012468close enough
>>579012609I made a human male bard in baldurs gate recently, close enuff
chin up guys just because we can't imagine the apple doesn't mean crpgs aren't for us as well
>>579013869Just remember not to say the nigger word
femtrader femswayashayyed femmagnificiousently abreast the fugly spirestreets of commoraghunus, destroctivastating ALL what she femwitnessed as beneath her dainty femfeet with her fempowerful magick fempsykerfidicious witchfemcraft, SEAS of xenoscum ickyblood turmoiled into tornadocanes of purgeiosity as the evil kneivel druchipoopsickles were obliternihilated majestfemqueenfullyWHEREISMYBOYFRIENDshe vouchsaffespokeroared feminenely, out loud
>>579014359Not to worry. I'm imagining the booboo-word, hewn from cyclopean rock and four meters high.
>>579014568so you are back...
>>579014568schizobabble
>>579014568Now this is how I roleplay except my femtrader wants the evil kneivel druchipoopsickles
yall niggers never read any Dahl or Zeuss and it shows
>>579012609I dunno anon i like playing as fantasy races from time to time. I've played wotr with an ork MC because i liked the orc assassin portrait that carried over from kingmaker
>>579014568Meds.
>>579015261what does that have to do with my post if you're not playing HUMAN male fighter
>>579014568>she gathered her skirts and petited fiercely along the bland streets of Commoragh, sparing nary a glance of her plain, yet large and beautiful brown eyes for the moid-coded husks lying insensate in the non-euclidean void-gutter
>>579014568this is a good post
But can you imagine being Heinrix (Jimmy) van Callox and falling in love with plain, brown yet large and beautiful eyes in your head?
>>579014869Mindbroken.
if you can picture a spinning apple then you can picture anything what's stopping them from picturing terrible things?it's mental illness seriously
>>579015663yeah but I want it to be Marzipan
>>579015229I grew up on Dahl
only one thing can stop you from imagining unbellyfeel crimethink: having sex, incel
>>579016072>unbellyfeelwhat does this mean
you people have grown way too comfortable posting whatever garbage thought crosses your minds
>>579016289What's wrong with that.
>>579016238
>>579015229but I did!
>>579016457>>579016457>>579016457
>>579016462what the
Ah sweet, a schizo thread!
>>579016289YUCK!Shut up, shut up, shut up!Silence the androgenic ass, Abelard.
>>579012432yeah but why isn't Larian saying it?
>>579014869Funnily enough, never even banned
