>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>578938576
>>578998363>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYApologies for forgetting to include i, highly recommended for new users.
>>578998720oh no no filtranny
Are you weirdos doing an Elden ring thing tomorrow? I might set up a completed profile tonight if you are or not… I don’t care b-baka!
>>578998720Great post that is sure to upset the brown threadshitters
>>578998379>>578998302Got a game?
>>578998916Nope, 1/3.
>>578998720I'm sure the guy this applies to isn't going to have a melty or anything. >>578998916Yeah. I don't play on the pass sorry forgot to mention that part.
>>578998720the stinkies aren't going to like this one, filterchad
>>578998720t. the raped
>>578999003negro
>>578999007it's so funny it almost makes me want to pay attention to when it is baking time cause it tends to coincide with my downtime hours and I would happily spam early bakes just to make them misbehave
>>578999109I'm not Viteazu that guy plays on the pass. I'm anon. Maybe I'll get my boys to use the pass later with you guys if you need people. Some of them are anons they might be down.
>>578999349it's fine
>>578999349So you're not queued and wasting time? Noted.
why didnt Shee9 like the eldie ring patch
>>578999629I'm in a game with my friends. When anon asked if anyone was queuing I had just queued so I said yes.
>>578999346>first reply is filter shilling and larping as the OPNo butthurt there
>>578999692why do you care about some man’s opinion? do you wish he would kiss you and treat you like his little princess?
>>578999775Most of the thread will be the guy that gets filtered trying to cry about being filtered. Luckily no one will see it.>Despite being broken and abandoned, she kept waiting for another message to come.Its so sad.
weird fantasies there xista
>>578999692It didn't nerf light roll
>>578999692Autistics don't like change altogether they will always resist it. The split between high functioning and low functioning autism is slight but you can always tell low functioning autism when you see it.
>Lordsworn's Shield / Briar Greatshield / Spiked Palisade Shield / Icon Shield / Golden Beast Crest Shield / Manor Towershield / Crossed-Tree Towershield / Inverted Hawk Towershield / Dragon Towershield / Distinguished Greatshield / Gilded Greatshield / Black Steel Greatshield / Ant's Skull Plate / Erdtree Greatshield> Increased guard boost.> Reduced weight.based
>>579000139cringe pandering to tendie shitters. makes guard poke even more braindead.
>>578999807Xhes not handling xher idol being a fraud and getting raped on stream by better players and random r1 spammers
>>579000139>devs make the greatshields all more appealing>right after anon found an arg that uses the greatshields to find stuffInterdasting
>>579000275Errr retard? Thrusting shields existed before and after, and vindigris and fingerprint shield existed before this patch and are probably still the best in the game.
obsessed with jee award
>>579000467you are talking about yourself
Previously, on /erg/ball-Z>A massive meltdown occurred over a $5 “Tarnished Pack” DLC, where people who presumably pay for internet privileges unironically debated if a sub-optimal horse skin was an existential threat to the gaming industry, showing that horse armour discourse will never truly be over.>Self-proclaimed PvP professionals cried themselves to sleep over a much-needed nerf to Gravitational Missile, furious that they could no longer spam its un-nuanced area denial effect to cheese their way through invasions.>A bizarre circle-jerk erupted over a stargazing noble looking down a cliff, forcing an incredibly esoteric and entirely un-funny meme about ducks bowing to a twin-bird reborn down everyone’s throats.>The thread repeatedly devolved into a sad, cyclical reality check where obsessive posters tracked each other across multiple boards just to bicker in a single-person echo chamber while trading unoriginal slurs.>Console players desperately tried to justify their sunk costs by claiming a cinematic 40 FPS at a crisp 720p resolution on the Switch 2 port was “good enough” for an action game, while everyone else laughed at them.
>>579000467Funny how that works out isn't it?
>>578998720Thanks
>>578999807He is a brown homosexual in love with that person who is also a brown homosexual so yes you’re spot on this is him too btw >>578999285
>>579000797post these to your reddit for the attention you want
fromsoft's morrigan
>lappaki rattled
>>579000940that's what he did
>>579000797You can pinpoint the 1 that actually upset him lol.
'err
>>579000797>forcing an incredibly esoteric and entirely un-funny meme about ducks bowing to a twin-bird reborn down everyone’s throats.kek that was my post, that shit must have really pissed you off you samefagging nutcase
>>579001124I felt a little secondhand embarrassment honestly imagine being that mad
>>579000895>hid 4 perfectly on topic posts that had no-no wordsThanks reddit
>>579001124>nebulous topic>nebulous topic>highly specific instance>nebulous topic>nebulous topicYeah
Two Wylders spamming pings for different locations after trying to do invaders lvl 2 without ults or any weapons in the middle of a pack of enemies, then one rage quits, I will never make it out of depth 3.
>>579001427use the passie
>>579000481Thrusting shield is harder to use correctly than most weapons. Other two are late game shields that a lot of casuals don't find. Now you can easily guard poke the whole game.
>>579001554>people having options is le badPeople can light roll and use bhf from the start of the game. Spirit ashes, etc. Closing the gap on greatshield and making less equipment is a good thing.Thrusting shield is harder to use correctly than most weapons. Two-handing gives you a guard boost and you can shield poke exactly the same with TS like with a gs.
>>579001427just common wyldjeet behavior really
>>579001882Closing the gaps on greatshield quality and making fewer of them redundant is a good thing*
it seems bakesissy did it again
>Execuck rage quits after failing to izzat farm soloWhy is this so common?
>>579001882You take 0 damage with a GS and you can just hold it and R1. You don't need to time your attacks with the enemy's and manage higher stamina loss.
>>579002035Killing the Godrick knight at the gate town where you meet Melina is going to be the new "I don't know about the dragon bleed strat" to cheese the early game.
>immediate fake scenario wyldsaar seethekino
uh oh wyldclitty is leaking
>fake scenariokekky
>>579002283>>579002290That 10 minutes of no posting when they were trying to figure out what to pivot to were nice though right?
>fake scenarionah, just snoy randos. This is my fate
fake scenari-ACKK
>>579001427Do you leave when others leave or are you losing at the end? You won't get out of D3 if you can't carry when you need to. The game is really hollow feeling with less than 3 players so I don't blame you for bouncing when someone else leaves.
>>579001124>>579001283>>579001318I know you and the psycho you like to argue with think your posts are absolute comedy gold, but no. You're as cringe as each other.
>>579002748>2 wylderswhere?>>579002859Of course you do, I'm your god.
>>579002226>You take 0 damage with a GS and you can just hold it and R1Wrong you take elemental chip. The phys dmg chip on TS is not that big a deal from what I recall. >You don't need to time your attacks with the enemy's and manage higher stamina loss.That's been a thing for regular shieldpoking for a while now.
are hammers and flails still the best for shield guard countering?
>>579002914see >>579002192>>579002283
>>579002756i never leave, but I'm not good at carrying 3bar randos
who??
>>579003212Fair nuff. Carrying with ironeyes is hard if they are pussies anyway.
>>579003009Elemental is a lot less than taking damage from everything. >That's been a thing for regular shieldpoking for a while now.Yes I know, unlike TS which takes timing. It's more intricate than r1 and roll, let alone braindead guard poking.
>>578998720Shit post that is sure to delight the brown threadshitters
>>579002283Mindbroken by Hindus award
>>579002192Subhumanity comes naturally for them simple as>>579002385>>579000941Great wyldconcubines
>>579003501No you don't get what I am saying.You can Block + R1 with TS just as well if not better (in pvp at least). I am not talking about regular block frames.
how the fuck do i level my stats to use bloodflame incantations effectively while also using dex/arc weapons, i either deal no damage with the incants or no damage with the weapons
>>578998720Great post that is sure to delight the on-topic aryans.
>>579003627Weird false flag>>579003689Good to know we agree.
>>579003759You ignore arcane entirely since it will happen regardless and you put the points into your damage dealing stat. Don't lean on arcane since it scales with each instance and bosses become highly resistant to it after the fight has dragged on. The fight won't drag on if you simply kill the boss with damage while having free tip bleeds.
I forgot that the patch was today rather than tomorrow.>Rakshasa's nerfsBased>off-hand Rakshasa's nerfs specificallyBased>O, Flame hitbox buffBased>Rugalea's Roar nerfedBased>Rotten Breath nerfedBased>dog shit incantation buffsBased>Gravitational Missile literally nerfed into the groundBased>Carian Retaliation buffedBased>smithscript weapons buffedBased>"improved parry performance"?My expectations were low, and I am pleasantly surprised by almost all of these changes. Why would anyone be disappointed by this?
>>579003726I'm talking about casuals, so pve. Definite tendie pandering.
>>579003759Level faith and dex just enough to use what you want, get 45-60 arc, use dragon communion seal
>>579003957>bossessis im talking about pvp, this is the pvp general
>>579003341caelid is Lucatiel ripoff that drops nu-Hollowslayer greatsword and red matador armor.leyndell capital is Broken Mask, a Goldmask variant with a flail and "armor set" you get while defeating him.
>>579003341Regression reveals all
>>578999692its reddit
>>579004391Oh, then switch over to 2 vyke's spears and bully everyone.
>>579000139w palisade shield my wifu
>>579004424>new weapon is elden rings
>>579004424Goldmask invading as his true self is weird. It would be funny if he invaded right at the statue of Radagon like his subconscious is trying to stop you from telling him something he already suspects.
>>579000941wrong
>>579003341I was hoping for more npc invasions. Just the 2?
>>578999692who cares, that dude and chasethebro ruined DS3 invasions by turning it into a menu simulator. i hate having to constantly hardswap the same 4 weapons and estus cancel just to be able to keep up with ganks.
>>579004841>It would be funny if he invaded right at the statue of Radagon like his subconscious is trying to stop you from telling him something he already suspects.Guess where he invades at? Just guess.
>>579005061Kinografique game.
>>579004082>"which takes timing" L1 + R1 with TS doesn't take "more timing" vs shield L1 + R1. The only difference is stamina and chip dmg. The valorheart aspect about TS is another point entirely.>Definite tendie pandering.They boosted the guard boost for many shields across the board well before this patch. Greatshiels were stronger at launch, as was shield poking. Busted shit and options existed at launch and still do. You're just being a console-war tard for no reason. Tendies have to play the game at 30-40 fps anyway, so they are already playing a harder game than you did.
yuhrmy
>>579005117Imagine how many times he's done it in this thread that none of us are seeing.
i have never cast grav missile
>new armor is just tattoos>still less coomability than the prisoner starting setdisappointed
>>579004956give it a couple years, you'll see
>>579005261It objectively takes more timing to sync your attacks than just holding L1 and pressing R1 whenever. The buff makes the game easier for tendies, simple as.
>>579005476I used to see reds set it up all the time but they would die to stormblade on a cane sword long before the spell went out. When you kill them like that their spell looks like they are stamping their staff down screaming kill me then they die.
>>579005476It's okay, I've used it here and there as a ranged option or to block tight corridors. I don't know why people are freaking out about it getting a nerf though, was it that useful?
>>579005762>looks like they are stamping their staff down screaming kill meThey are
>>579005651I'll use it more in PvE when it's out and get back to you on it, but in PvP it's absolutely just as strong and braindead as regular SP with none of this "syncing" you are taling about, it's just hold block and poke to trade in both cases.
>>579005824It was literally the best pvp sorcery. You could zone or do an instant get off me/gravity kill with variable timing. Now it's only for zoning.
>>579005824The aoe is big enough to hit people thru doorways or walls and the damage was enough to outright kill most people, it was one of the cheesiest pvp options out there. If you got someone in it they were essentially dead already. Nerfing the damage output means the red woman has to do more than stab someone in the back from a different room now it is going to make them upset.
why cant i find retardnished edition on steam am i retarded?
>>579006251Launches at midnight methinks.
Nezuk it aloftMadison it belowand ShiftyAnatidae it sidewaysand Sludge it all overand Terr it overall
I never really thought about this, but every single fromsoft title that will release on PC from now on will become unplayable until troon yui fixes the netcode and packages through moddingIf troon yui joins the 41% then pc soulsborne gaming will litetally die with him
>>579006441when*
What they should've done is heavily nerf the damage on the instant explosion. Now it's just boring to use.
>>579006076>>579006026ah, i see. i haven't invaded on my sorcery character enough to use it much. that sucks then, RIP to another decent invader tool, From once again confirming that they aren't big fans of what we do.
>>579006441sounds like you or someone else must wife her and keep her safe
>>579006538It hasn't been good for months leading up to this. People adapted to it in like a day with their own ranged option. Stormblade will hard counter gravitational missile 100% of the time, but that hardcounters pvp as a concept.
Based From causing unhinged redcel seething
>>579006592@saar k***ht we need your expertise in troon chasing here
>>579006729you must be talking about arena because it still rapes hostcels and orangekeks. not after this patch though.
>>579006441>>579006592This. You must marry and protect her from outside forces and herself. >>579006943Troons chase him because he carries them.
Grav missile still explodes earlier when it hits collision, it goes boom at the first pulse it does which is about 1.2 seconds after cast
>>579006798if they were good at the game they wouldn't need crutches like missile (or just outright cheating)
dalit knight loves his troons
>>579006798They want us to invade, they just don't want us to win. We're no different from any other enemy in the game, I guess.
>>579006995I never really had problems against it but I use the godly stormblade for pvp. You don't see much of what the red is doing before killing them as they backstep and sip. My strat won't work anymore though, saw they nerfed roar of rugala too which was the followup if they got close. I can't stress how retard proof stormblade on cane sword is.
great now we have a cane schizo to deal with
They could make dog raid good if the dogs teleported to you once you defeat one.
>>579007437Can't even talk about pvp without it triggering the anon projecting his genetic schizophrenia on the rest of us.
>>579007437>every poster is just a different type of schizolove it
styeowrmblade ss is kino
>>579007296>I can't stress how retard proof stormblade on cane sword is.sell me that pen bucko
>>579007630No
'vil 'ull
Why didn't Godwyn blinkbolt away when he was ambushed by the Black Knives? Was he stupid?
>>579007576quality gif and saved
both t*** and debil are chasers it makes so much sense honestly
>>579008197yes
>>579008549you are literally going to transition, no one else would think that much about that shit
>>579007857>Low weight for straight sword so if you don't hardswap it doesn't cost investment to have it>Normal weapon so you can infuse it to match your damage dealing stat>Unique r1 after rolling is one of the fastest attacks in the game designed specifically for roll catching in roll wars>Not amazing outside its niche so feels like a real tech weapon that happens to be really good with a skill that is already really goodI use it as a skill stick for pvp as a gold/blue with host mirror. It would do 800 damage with stormblade it made pvp simple. It was like shooting a gun killing zombies.
>>579009004generous to assume xhe hasn't already
>>579008809>>579008895Proud mother of 10 exebabies
>>579009353Shut the fuck up already. Imagine being this God damn annoying IRL. It'd probably get you killed in whatever third world shithole you live in.
>>579009005didn’t ask
>>579009540dont stoop down to the indian level anon i know u know better than that
>>579009193>cooldownDon’t talk to yourself.
>>579005117the thread shitters never came back from this
>>579009004>takes offense to that but leaves out >>579006943 >>579006441 >>579006592 >>579007249too obvious cocksucker try again
Congratulation, /erg/. You made it through the whole previous thread without mentioning my name.
>>579009670I know buddy. Is this some sort of psychosexual thing for you? Do you need the attention like that? Get some help man.
https://youtu.be/Nmc58vB-7ks-&t=177I don't recall this part playing against Gladius, but maybe I wasn't paying enough attention when fighting him.
>>578988850Do you look like that
>>579009807Not so fast, John.
>>579009807who cares lol fucking dweeb die DIE!!!
>>579009807>>579009797>>579009743>>579009721weird freak
>>579009852Man nightreign really does have the best fromsoft ost, just so kino
>>579009982Back off
>>579010072You found me out. It's me, Johnsoft Darksoul. In the flesh.
>>579010236cool it dalit knight
a freak just flew over my house
>>579009670triggered the cane schizo with that simple post, he'll be in therapy for months. nice work.
>>579009852Oh damn, it actually doesn't play I just checked, it gets cut off early for the loop.https://vocaroo.com/1k5E2vwXOhvN
just made 3 new elden ring builds in the buildplanner
>>579010734Thanks for giving your data to the russian troon
>>579010734oh wow, that's so cool anon, let me just-*takes a shit on your builds**turns off your computer**tells your parents about the porn you've been watching*
>>579010830you want to see them? well alrighthttps://er-build-planner.nyasu.business/?b=da97c8a7144f53https://er-build-planner.nyasu.business/?b=84d453b67944c8https://er-build-planner.nyasu.business/?b=ace8468b0540e1
>>579010971jokes on you i watch porn with my parents
>>579010440Not your obsession
>>57900625130 minutes left
>>579011080>generic slop a>generic slop b>generic slop cwell done
>>579010440>yellow foidYou're thinking of greaseyjeet
lets see your builds 314
>>579011080now this guy watches youtube
>>579011314raped and gaped the troonlover so hard he forgot how to quote. masterfully done.
>>579011080first one is a straight downgrade from the same build with erdsteel dagger
hi
>>579011080take your tranny builder planner back to your dead shithole general dsjeet cocksucker
another day of being gay with my erg friends
ergsteel is the strongest metal in the world
so valid...
>>579011836wtf are you talking about
What's the update adding?
>>579012131several new types of "cane sword"
>>579012131new starting classesdlc weapon swaps added to the base gameitems from dlc in base game2 new invaders with gear to get
>>579000139That makes sense. Most greatshields had lower stability than a brass shield.
>>579005117>Saves image on phone>The image has been resized for no reasonReason #23 why phone posting sucks.
>>579012131the twinbird
phoneGODS rule this gennie bitch
>phonegroid meltykino
>>579012234What do you mean? >>579012306>dlc weapon swaps added to the base gameWhat does that mean?
>>579011080>small ass limited inventories>measly attempt at fashion>barely any attempt at optimized softcapsthis is just reddit tier garbage, not even worth telling you to kys over
>>579012679based, got his ass with that one
>>579012764कई तरह की नई "केन स्वॉर्ड" (छड़ी-तलवार)
>>579012764They added versions of some of the dlc weapons to the base game. Don't know the full details but I've seen people with a black version of the dragon chick's hammer on the new characters in Limgrave. They say it the same as her hammer but normal don't know if that means it has none of the buffs or ash of war or what.
>>579013073Oh interesting, like dark souls 2 reskins? I guess we'll see if they have the same moves and scaling.
us ergies love to pvp while listening to future funk and anime songs
>>579012850>optimized metaslave poiseblob is upsetkino
The heavy armor is funny to me. Like how do you make a heavy armor guy with a fat fucking gut held back by a belt. The ds2 fanservice is kinda cool, I guess.
Looks like they got new marching orders.
>>579013178>calling out my mediocrity must mean you're an ultrafaggot tryhard!lol, lmao. amazing cope
>>579012053are you aware of its meme scaling
>>579012858>>579012679Pure fact detected no lies stated!!’
>>579013262didnt ask
>>579012764As in temu versions of the dlc weapon classes
Fuck this, i'm having break and chilling on /pol/ where I can actually find an intelligent discussion.
>>579013014Speak English t***
>>579013693uh oh chud melty
>>579012537I like using even the shitter early greatshields because bouncing attacks back saves your ass way too often.Hopefully with these buffs I can also stop using a giant golden egg.
How much is this dlc thing going to cost?
>>579000139Good. Now your shield will shield things instead of being outclassed by a Dorito.
>>579014103it's already up on steam page grand price of 4.99 USD
>>579014369Cool, danke
>>579014369ok, and in white currency?
>>579012764Base game equivalent of DLC exclusive weapon classes that can be found somewhere in the Lands Between early.
Did they nerf finger blasting and buff parry pissing?
>>579013693>I've had it with you morons! Off to the board filled with feds, Mossad helpers, and jeets for some stimulating conversation about trannies and the bible!Please don't return.
>>578998363>>Latest Nightreign patch notes>https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032put the elden ring patchnotes in the op lazy baker
>>579014586477 Rupees saar
>>579014915you almost perfectly described erg weirdly enough
>>579013693What a strange falseflag may I suggest making it less obvious next time
Was this place ever good? Everyone here is so irony poisoned and obsessed with trannies like /v/
>Thops's Barrier>Improved parry performance.They're gonna patch this into nightreign right?
What is the actual best crit weapon and infusion? Bunch of noise online about weapons with higher AR critting harder despite a lower multiplier.
>>579015343Miseri lightning
>>579015167believe it or not, the best time to ever be here was when we still had a reason to hope. I'll never forget pre-DLC times
>>579015167When the shitposting was on topic and dsg had their containment general, it was.
>>579014586£3.99 and I'm assuming 4.99 Euros.
>>579015208
>>579015395So the best crit build is dex + 25 fth for golden vow?
>>579015453>>579015589What's the point of coming back here now? Is there no good place to discuss these games?
>>579015167>Was this place ever good?Before nightreign yesCompare a thread from 2024 to now it's like night and day
>>579015649reddit is better but only by a hair
>>579015649to erp with trannies. go to reddit if you want to discuss the same lore and builds forever
>>579015343Its good when it is on topic. There are a few anons posting about their new playthrus leading up to the dlc so that has been nice.
>>579015818Why don't you go there then
Is it okay for me to talk about dark souls here or should I head over to /v/
>>579015979Of course it's ok
>>579015979Ofcourse it's not ok
>>579015925i use both, i only come here to yuhpost
>>579015979keep it god3 related
>>579015979we love the souls series games and pvp
>>579015979Go back to your dead general, "newfriend" threadshitter
>>578998363How's the online matchmaking? I'm in the Oceania region and want to pvp on the Switch version. I don't mind ping but if I can't match with anyone it'll suck
>>579015167It was better when NR was new and we were still getting new content like everdarks and the deep of the night
Is it possible to run elden ring on a toaster laptop?
>>579015816@poopmask@nox@grass@nezuk@madison@radahn@dsg@fcs@type Bs2024 erg...
alright gramps its time for bed
Melina approaches you at the Church of Elleh instead of Gatefront now.
>>579015167nightrreign erg t girls bring joy and whimsy
>>579015615Yeah. But get 80 DEX first.
>>579016709Wtf literally baby game
>>579016709>more tendie handholdingit never ends
holy based, i kneel
>>579015816pre-nightreign was great. peak was DS3 post-Ringed City. >>579015649if you post anything about a From game on /v/ a bunch of zoomers flood the thread saying the games are parryslop/rollslop, DMC/GoW fans say the combat is bad because there's no Sick Crazy Combos, or people just complain that it isn't DS1/DeS. So no, not really.
>>5790167092 hour Vaati video about the lore implications of this when?
>>579016360with appropiate mods yeahotherwise have fun crashing or getting booted every 10 seconds
>>579016709That's stupid. You're supposed to feel weak for a while, which is what makes Melina's presence such a relief.
i really wish they actually committed to nightreign being a weird sort of "everything including the kitchen sink" type of game and had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more content from previous games just to give people more variety for their playthroughs
>>579017738>pre release people complain that it's slop>post release people complain there's not enough slopkino
>>579017091Happening as we speak he has his best cordsisters drafting up a video as we speak >>579016447Shut it
>>579017961There's three castle variantsThree fucking castle variants. You realize how little that is when a modder could add like 20+
>>579016447Keep posting
>>579018159Your general argument is that it is never good enough so there is no point in engaging with you. The culture of critique isn't worth getting caught up with an idiot from the backwaters.
anyone queueing?
>>579017961goomba fallacy>>579018339strawman
>>579017738They've already made their money, so it doesn't benefit them to continue working on the game.
>>579016083we know ****
>>579015589even back when it was around he still came over here to shit things up (it was arguably more frequent even)
>>579016447These were like the 4 horsemen of erg.
>>579018159Did you ever consider that the limiting the amount of randomness is the point? That players want to learn how to handle practiced scenarios.
>>579018261Don’t talk to yourself
>>579016709>>579016827>>579016815You can’t say they don’t know the target audience LOL nintenkiddies would be in trouble otherwise
1/3
Do you think they'll censor blood in the ninny version?
>>579018750They already made the game easier by expanding the parameters that trigger Melina's invitation to the Round Table Hold.
Guy is really trying to do a 1 man console war this is getting bad.
>>579018708>That players want to learn how to handle practiced scenarios.NIGHTREIGN ON THE BIG STAGE AT EVO!MAJOR LEAGUE GAMERS, GIVE IT UP FOR THE PRO NIGHTREIGN PLAYERS!THE ABSOLUTE ELITE OF FIGHTING THE SAME NINE BOSSES OVER AND OVER AGAIN! BUT WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE PRIZE?
>>579019153sane ryan
>broken mask is "goldmask's friend who traveled with him"they're so lame lmao. also the helmet boosts law of causality for some reason.
>>579019153terr
>>579018339Ofcourse it's not good enough you fucking tard we don't even have dlc weapons. This is their most underbaked piece of shit game since ds1>>579018708Why the fuck would you want to take the randomness out of a roguelike. That's literally the fun part, sounds to me like you just want easy wins with the same practiced shit over and over again
>>579019449uh oh truth melty
>>579019379also the armor raises faith and reduces focus
dsgennie up in da hennie
>>579019449>Why the fuck would you want to take the randomness out of a roguelikeAll roguelikes have limitations to their randomness.
we are baby terr
baby terr in elden ring 3
by rr
>>579016709Thanks for the much faster run FromSoft
>>579018159i'm not disagreeing with you i just find it funny that they fumbled the easiest cash cow they've ever made, failing basic slop output the even the shittiest devs can manage, and when people are actually begging for it.
>>579020113my wife on the left
>>579020113beautiful exewives
>>579016709you LITERALLY didn't beat the game
Any of you humans getting duskbloods? I have the money to drop on a switch 2 and the characters look cool but idk if it's worth it.
More like Sane Aryan
>Bought the switch version to kill new friendsI miss day 1 ER
idussy armor looks pretty good in motion
>>579020417they’ve never met that animal pipe down subhuman
>>579016709kino hub
What does buying the pack even give me, can't I just cheat engine in the new armor and weapons?
queues dead bg
>>579019809You can't limit the main event of the map to 3 variants that's just stupid and boringLike imagine if balatro had half the amount of jokers it did, it just gets boring
>>579020467I wasn't but I got a good deal on a switch 2
>>579020981Thats a critique I guess.
>>579020981>balatro analogy
>>579020916Anon, you need the pack content data if you want to use it... Cheat engine is not gonna magically create the data from thin air.
>>579021196Balatro is a roguelike
>>579021026Dang, nice. How much you get it for?
So is there anything new for people who don't buy the Goyim Edition
>>579021405they patched the game for you sis
>>579021405well no? what did you expect? New content outside of tarnished edition? Are you mentally challenged?
>>579021405I found some dlc items on corpses in Liurnia while walking around earlier.
>>579021405carian sorcery sword does more damage now
>>579021327People said the stuff can just be dropped and picked up though
so we're doing pay2win shit now.....
>>579021405The balance changes affect everyone, you only don't get the new items and horse armor
>>579021616you can't drop the horse armor howeverbeit
>>579021508That's weird. I guess the starting classes and hollowslayer set/weapon are dlc, but you can still find the starting class armor and weapons?
>>5790164472023 summer erg was the true peakthe ao3 archive got deleted in summer 2024
>>579021750Well who gives a frick about that?It's only $5 though and maybe it will help fund another Nightreign DLC so I'm buying it!
>>579020509I would be down to get the sw2 version but it's a game key cardWhich is crazy. Even lies of p was a full physical on cart game
>>579011839hi has your week been nice?
switch fc
>>579021832They have to be in the game data when you see them in multiplayer. Too hard to code pickup prevention though, small indie studio please understand.
>>579022035it was okay. you?
>>579021832No clue really, what I found were frenzy flame healing stones on corpses near the frenzy flame villiage, pretty close to where the spiralhorn shield is. They must have added the corpses they weren't there before I've been thru that area a bunch and there were never any corpses sitting on ledges looking out into the middle sea until today.
>>579021486The whole tarnished edition should be bundled with SotE. Anything less is unacceptable.And before you say anything, they've done that before for this kind of content. Both Sekiro and AC VI simply got new content added for free, when that content couldn't go in some expansion-like DLC.
>>579011839what's going on homie
>>579022247up dog
>>579021628im going to spend the money to i have the edge on poorfag hostcels. not my fault im well off.
>>579016447Fuck off dsjeet thread shit-terr
>>579022396What's updo-... nice. Very nice
I wish we got more new weapons.
>people already using the new weapons in the arenaNever change, From.
>>579021387it was like 20% off, there's some other switch games i've been somewhat interested in anyway so i'm not getting just for duskbloods
I wish we got more dinosaurs
So what's up with the new flail they really added a new wepi of one of the worst classes with a mid af weapon art without buffing the moveset, soulless
>>579022815so aryan
>>579022846Every flail should have the serpent flail running r2 explosion.>>579022874>PatresWhat kind of surname is that?
>>579022846Devs making fun of the GO again.
>>579022815>Samirhttps://youtu.be/D9-voINFkCg
first invasion after not playing since nightreignstill takes like 5 minutes to find an invasion
>jewy completely fumbling every muleta dodgekino
>>579022575>>579018123annihilated that waste of life
>>579023047>Samir Al Hayadi
>>579022125Oh that's what you meantI thought you meant the idus and heavy knight equipment.
im back sorry me brothers
>>579023435We don't play base game any more
>>579023551what happened i left before derglord came outshit
>>579023435>>579023718Everyone only really plays depths now dude, base game too easy for us
>>579023435is your in game name your twitter handle?
>>579023718DoN came out even before the dlc
>>579023718the base game is baby mode after playing at d5/9999 for so long.
>>579022673they will release monthly weapon packs, $5 each
Is it possible they added a base game version of the martial arts weapons? Have dataminers dug through this yet?
>>579023797>kicked out of seamless coop run (group of 4)>anons playing impossible difficulty mode nig rainwat do>inb4 gitgud
>>579024047fire vro
>>579024070form your own coop group obviously
where do I find the idus knight merchant?
>>579024058You'll have to explore again and find out :)
>>579023838aint got twitteraint got discordim just...gamin>>579023859>>579023934ok and it still raped me to death on like night 1 or 2, i remember the horror of it all>>579024174per chance.
>>579024197He's the one by the mine that brings you up to altus, foid
>hollowslayer's stance skill works with Rellana's CameoThat's nuts.
>>579024312Grind it out with randos until you're d5. You missed the boat. When at d5 the pw is pretty inactive nowadays.
>>579024368it's somber i presume?
>>579024315thanks>>579024368where do you find the mirrah set and sword?
>>579024410Even*
>>579024471Not telling you filthy foid
>>579024410shit, good luck to the randoms who get put with me in the den
>>579024636I'm a moid
>>579024636I have a chunky penis though
>>579024727You and every other woman ITT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2xBfnAmHIwhy do the big youtubers hate the new update?
>>579024836trans pvp types they hate everything.
>>579022950>What kind of surname is that?Antiquated French.
>>579024836pvpchuds know its a bad balance update
>>579024727A chode?
>>579023049Based milady enjoyer, welcome back. Wing Stance kicks ass.
>>579025061French Dinosaur...
>>579025236sane ryan family?
>most d5 randos are some kinda sissy dps build that just spams from far away, almost nobody meelesso lame
>>579025357why is he such a darling here?
>>579025364Nobody melees because 99% of melee players are retards that will dodge sideways and get everyone else cleaved.
>>579025364I used to melee in d5 because its easy.
>>579025459he's my hero
should I buy the update just for the new weapons in ER?or is it possible to cheat engine them in and you dont need the dlc?
>>579025815Whichever suits you best your existence is an abstraction to people with 5 dollars.
>>579025663he's streaming now. go profess your love.
>>579022154>>579021628>>579021936Fair points. Kind of puts how much things have changed into perspective. And not for the best.
>>579025815it's possible to cheat them in without dlc
>>579024761Mine is small and useless though
is this the coolest weapon from has ever cooked?they cooked fr bro
>>579025903ok
>>579025959Stfu schizo don't reply to me
>>579025981is there a new table for it? I dont see it in nexusmods or whatever
>>579026161not yet, gotta wait
>>579025981this isn't true
>>579026009cute
large sword of searchinggolem axegrand lancewhirligig sawaquamarine daggercarian sorcery sword
Does Idus beat Vagabond as starting class?
>>579026359>carian sorcery swordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRtMiMlfII
>>579026457>no vanishing spell>sorcery sword not in the offhandEh.
>>579026649>no vanishing spellnobody uses that shit spell lolgood luck finding a youtube video with that
>>579026040Another weapon that gets you killed unless you've mastered the fights and know exactly which attacks are safe to punish with the skill, and then there's no point to it because you mastered the fight anyway so you're just playing with your food. Bravo fromsoft another triumph in rewarding combat options that serve no purpose over dodge+r1.
kek sword
Does idus start with a light GS?
>>579026816yes
>>579026758its called being good at the game GIT GUD hahahha
>>579016709No she doesn't
>>579026758>People are complaining our games are roll r1 simulators>Ok, let's buff parrying, add projectile and spell parries, add deflect tear, add skills with dodge frames, and make crazy poise blob tank/shield builds possible>Entire playerbase is still too stupid to do anything but mash circle
kike sword
>>579026758lol no it has a dodge built into the ash people are going to spam it mindlessly and it is going to work on everything. The new classes are designed to clear content with your brain off. Idus dodges then does a giant hunt style pierce. Doofus has 77 fucking poise. People are going to smoothbrain thru the game with both.
>>579026102What part of any of that was schizo? Are you ok?
>>579026973ignore the subhuman schizo please
>>579026972You're locked into an unsafe animation after the dodge so they'll just get killed and go back to roll+r1 or guard poke.
>>579026102this really upset him for some reason nice job keep it up
>>579026758Nah, it's just Bloodhound Fang on steroids.Even the most braindead and retarded scrubs instinctively understand why it's good to have an iframe attack like that, which is why everyone uses it and spams the L2.
>>579025459>>579025459
>>579026957elden ring is the most complex game they've ever made but the playerbase is too pleb
>>579027082>You're locked into an unsafe animationYou are doing a giant hunt pierce into the enemy they can't hit you back. And you dodged to be on the completely other side to start the pierce. I've seen people playing it already it is going to job everything in the game, intentionally. Its like saying the backhand blades leave you open when you do the art. It doesn't, and the thing you attacked dies.
>>579026973Unfortunately for you I didn't just start browsing this shithole today. You make those meaningless posts constantly.
>>579027130>elden ring is the most complex game they've ever madeDon’t tell bad jokes
>>579026714It's really fun, I try to use it just to look cool. I hope there's a stylish video of someone using it.
erg has so many schizoshow is that possible?its like a den of schizos here
>>579027212That only works on enemies that aren't challenging anyway. Lots of bosses don't get staggered and rape you. It has no poise either for the heavy attack.
>>579027258ntaIt's one of their most complex games but it's also one of their worst
what's the canon weapon[s] for each game in the series?
>>579027245I agreed with something you said. If you think that’s “schizo” well I won’t argue with that it’s your own thought process lol.>>579027035Noted.
>>579027364whatever ongbal uses>>579027275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLuYc5il-M
>>579027326Nothing in the game was ever challenging. I used to beat malenia naked with a pot on my head and erdtree daggers that it spawned a global meme. Even with the game never being hard you don't have to be a genius to see why the new starters are the way they are and how it is going to bulldoze content.
>>579027325mostly one schizo accusing everyone else of being schizo and rendering the word meaningless. kind of like how he does with every other word or term he spams every thread.
>>579027325Elden ring has like 6 or 7 posters, one is a schizo with multiple personality disorder so proportionately it seems like the thread is full of them
>>579027474>let me jeet herNo wonder the thread smelled like shit. Go back brown subhuman.
>>579027494is this your trying to not act like the schizo personality?
>first-tried margit with the heavy knight class, only leveling vig and end once eachthis shit is op lmao
>>579006441i'm replacing luke trooni with claude code ASAP
did i win
>>579027474Talking about being the original guy to do that triggers the cord be careful.
>>579027643is this your method of damage control because you felt attacked?
did you know fromsoft made duskbloods with 99% generated, both ideas and the code, through chatgpt and claude?
>>579027792That explains why it was so comically dogshit.
>>579027474you aren't you are a copycatyou will never be big on youtubethe real one has 700k subs btw
>>579027474Curbstomped that freak
>>579027474>i played like a bitch and ran from malenia for 30 minutes until i could rivers L2 against her easiest punish>the game isn't hardgo ahead and use the new sword against her naked, it will be hilarious
that nigga letmesoloher is subbed to porn accounts on ifunny btw
>>579027958proof?
>>579027474How do you keep doing this to the cord?
>>579025357Was that the PvP covenant he was doing? Nah, I never did that.
>>579027474Kino. The entirety of the general kneels. The choice of platform especially is going to cause some heavy dilation from a certain threadshitter just a heads up.
>>579027474why are you pretending to be someone else
>>579027984I have a religious following doomsday cult by accident. The duo that is going to reply to that post for hours (they'll stop because I mentioned it) are obsessed with me.
https://www.youtube.com/@LMSH/videosis this you, really?
>>579027474>all this samefaggingAre you telling me let me reddit was the threadschizo? Are you telling me he was the one shilling a filter with jeet, dalit and saar in it?
>>579027474bent that faggot maggot over your knee and spanked his sore like the abused step child he is
oh dear i see DOS is back again to empty his bowels in the thread
>>579028092yes
>>579028108holy shit it really is her! Someone used this on you last thread.
>>579028203I never left and was posting this whole time its obvious you are just mentally ill broski.
Didnt expect to see this when launching Steam today
>>579028203Yup he sure is DOScuck is so lame and raped and weird and also brown don't forget extremely brown
gulp...
>>579028254It certainly explains all the reddit behavior and seething about pajeet slurs. Could also be said schizo larping as him. Either way, supreme faggotry of the highest order.
'zuk
>>579028380Did you see the bait thread on /v/ trying to get your attention they made a few minutes ago? 706
>>579028380>>579028254You’re sending him into his loops again poor guy is spiraling
>>579027737>>579027904>>579027993>>579028112>>579028254>>579028456>>579028592>>579028542>mantras of the raped
>>579028542wew that is desperate but cute that they are doing the arg. I was joking about being their world but it might not be a joke at this point.
'zuk 'zuk on them
Does anybody still have that meme of wojak wearing the prisoner helmet and cutting off the horn from the Drake Knight helm while the police bangs on the door saying that fashion modification is illegal or something like that? I need it
>>579028694 (me) meant for >>579028510>>579028708
>>579027651>xhe didn't beat Grafted Scion Ydnbtg
How long does it usually take this nigger to stop samefagging
zork
>>579028768>>579028694you sound mad broski
>>579028832We usually run him back to /v/ to make seethe threads. His silence might mean he already left.
why would I leaveyou are my biggest fans
>>579028839'zork the 'zuk
that’s a good question t*** doesn’t stop emptying his bowels once he really gets going
>>579028694you sound correct broski
THE DRAGORINIAN IS BACKSENT THAT FREAK FLYING HAHAHAHA FUCKKKINN BIITCH
meet up on 'uskbloods zork it up'zuk it downwhere we dropping down?farm dem virtueswe ain't getting culledzork it up'zuk it down dusk is downfinna pvp it upyuh yuhthis grail is all mine
>>579029232yurmy
>>579026649>sorcery sword not in the offhandUsing it 2H now works really well since it deals damage similar to a magic infused Cleanrot at 80 INT.Also now you really want to have 80 INT to use it, since it has the same kind of scaling as Erdsteel Dagger.
Here is a photo of the dump I took after a night of drinking
>>579029308ER is so great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqLyCSf6iXEgod gamer status
>>579029298Nice but that shit is BORING in 2H.
>>579029445>BHF for girls is good?not even surprising, it looked tailor made to be too good.
>>579029412Thank you for also replying in this thread.
if you were so good at the game you'd be a big youtuber like clankymochabut you aren't good at the gamekek
There's no poopdickschizo. There's just one faggot who enjoys larping as a poopdickschizo, repeating generic schizo phrases, samefagging to death, and vagueposting shit like "heh, how little you know my little anon" when confronted about it. Fucking bizarre behavior. Wish he would choose some other thread to do it in.
>>579028768>>579027737>>579027904>>579027993>>579028112>>579028254>>579028456>>579028592>>579028542these really upset him for some reason nice job keep it up
>>579029412Shut up schizo
>>579029565chasethebro is unironically my favorite ER youtuber
>>579029552I'm not in the old thread I think it fell off page 10 already. Don't even think people were posting in it we're almost 500 posts into this thread.
https://youtu.be/dwDsTdWFFoQ
>>579029450There's really no point in using it in the offhand since you lose your L2, and the offhand L1 is redundant when Slicer exists, it's just worse than having a regular staff.Being able to cast spells while having a 2h thrusting sword, specially with the existence of the 2H talisman, is the only unique appeal of the weapon.
>>579027474kek
>>579029736I like bigger weapon in mainhand and funny poking staff in offhand. It's suboptimal for sure but I think it's cooler.
>>579029232super hot fire which will upset some folks
/erg/ actually paid for p2w weapons LMAOOOOO
there are no schizos in erg
kinda liking the moveset and damaged of this new weapon really like the simplicity of it's look but maybe it's just me
>Elden Ring PATCH>they didn't just add DLC, they BALANCED SHIT>Founding Rain of Stars: Increased power.>Carian Retaliation: Increased power.>Carian Sorcery Sword: Changed Intelligence scaling so that it now increases the attack power of all damage types.What does this DLC actually add other than horse armor? I'm not paying $5 for this bullshit. I'll pirate the DLC with my owned version with CreamAPI if I can.
>>579029883I refuse to pay $4.99 for this fag shit.
>>579029897Correct. It's all larpers. Just like the sharty style posters.
>>579029883I paid for the Torrent reskins :)
I would've played this if I hadn't played elden ring for 3000 hours already
>>579029997why would people larp as schizos?being schizo isnt a good thing
>>579029659there was another general that he used to do this in, but i can't remember which one. he'll leave eventually and move on to something else.
>>579029957is it different from the standard curved greatsword moveset?
>>579029964Pay $5 or Nightreign gets no more updates. This is your final warning.
>>579029997That’s one guy and he does seem to have spent an unhealthy amount of time there given how many of their behaviors he displays here.
>>579029659>one faggotlet's not kid ourselves multiple posters here enjoy joining in on the shitflinging
>>579030095zugzwang. What do you think is going to happen when a collective of absurdists play eternal chicken with each other? I'm the guy that LOVES elden ring and has those 2 cucks following me everywhere and even I think they are just having a giggle because it's funny.
what happened to the dsg guy who would spam words missing the first couple of letters and replace them with '
>played through base game once (crack)>played through DLC once (retail)>never killed maliketh on the DLC save>still no desire to replay the gameOnly "replay" value I got was a bit of coop (boring) and maybe 30 hours invading.
>>579030287none of what you said is english neither does it make any senseyou might actually be literal schizo
DOSspic getting that ass beat KEK
>>579029883Calling a few people /erg/ seems unreasonable most of us are presumably not that low >>579030197That was never happening anyway so it’s a hollow threat
>>579030197I don't play Nightreign, I'm only here because of the patch. FromSoft going to Live Service slop is pure HIV.
>>579030328Doing an int "do every NPC quest" run rn. It's starting to get stale.
>>579029883>paid>>579030128im going to honest with no idea i mainly stick with either the normal greatsword or colossal swords so no idea
>>579030361Bro, I'm not trying to deal with your schizophrenia rn. You and your butt buddy can go make mantras about me without actually linking me. You used to do that to see if I was a bot go back to doing that while you pray.
I literally have 2000 hours in elden ringeven if this 5 bucks was a donation for nothing I'd still do itmiyazaki and his team deserves it
shame that elden ring turned into this, used to be a decent game
>>579030361In plain English, the user is saying: The current drama or standoff between these people is a complete joke, and they are only doing it for attention and laughs.Here is the breakdown of what the slang and references mean:"A collective of absurdists": A group of people who love bizarre, chaotic, or meaningless behavior."Play eternal chicken": A never-ending game of "chicken" where two sides dare each other to see who backs down first. Neither side plans to stop."I'm the guy that LOVES Elden Ring...": Elden Ring is a famously difficult, dark, and intense video game. The speaker is establishing their gamer credentials, basically saying, "I am used to intense, serious, or toxic internet subcultures.""...and has those 2 cucks following me everywhere": They are referring to two specific online critics, trolls, or followers who constantly track, stalk, or reply to everything they post."They are just having a giggle because it's funny": Despite how serious or dramatic the situation looks on the surface, the people involved don't actually care about the conflict. They are just trolling because they find the chaos amusing.In short: "I deal with annoying internet trolls every day, and even I can see that this entire group is just putting on a fake, chaotic show because they think it's hilarious."
>>579030448Doing all the NPC quests is a joke at best and antithetical to the core game design at worst. Unless you’re going for a specific quest item for your build you should skip anything that makes you go out of your way. The game is an open world but the NPC quests punish you for doing stuff out of order.
>>579030559>the gw tells marika and radagon to fuck off politelytoo meta
>>579030590ask the AI if the poster that said these is schizo or not
>>579030583this was all i needed to see to finally uninstall, i don't know how it happened but i will die before playing gacha
push your lanterns on across the maze
>ask the aiSome of us have common sense Sukhdeep
>>579030670I caught basically all the npc quests on my blind playthrough, except I couldn't finish Varre because it was a crack and before they added the pve invasion. Missed a few steps here and there but it just skipped to the last part. Would never bother on a replay.
>>579030583don't forget malenia 2.0
>>579030801AI is smarter than you broski
>>579027474>Erdtree daggersWay to out your yourself, pussy fraud, and you even sucked your own dick samefagging to boot.
Well we're finally here, we've made our anti-climatic arrival to Tarnished Edition. I think above all, I'm just glad to finally be free of this purgatory, even if the final chapter was arguably "disappointing" (not because of the quality, but rather the quantity of what was labeled as "expansion" and "balance patch"). To be frank, even doe I had my expectations low, this still elft me sitting in my chair like "That's it?" lmao. Besides debating the ethics behind charging (((5 dollars))), my main cope is that maybe they still have some plans for extra tweaks leading into Duskbloods since they haven't officially announced that this would be the final patch. >>579003993They're all good changes, the main problem most would argue is that *this* specifically with le epic torrent armor is all they came up with after sitting on the game post DLC 2 years while still leaving some of the most egregious shit unchanged. You could say it's "better than nothing" but come on now. Can't expect much when Bandai and Jewtendo are hovering over you I suppose
>>579030670Your opinion means literally nothing to me and I will continue doing what I'm doing.
>>579028768Forgot to add >>579029023>>579029232>>579029289>>579029876
>>579030445thank god it wasn’t actually live service and they dropped that shit like a rock in half a year LOL
I'm bored of elden ring againgonna queue up 1/3
>>579030871Whatever you need to tell yourself Pravjeet
>>579030872I'm sorry it triggered you my bad.
>>579030996Everyone here would've preferred if NR was live service and kept getting content.
>>579027474He’s still angry over this holy shit kind of impressive
>579029659>filename scheme>same old damage control terminology>immediate samefag on cooldown at least switch it up a bit goddamn
>>579030996>Nightreign: online focused friendslop>Duskbloods: not-bloodborne Nintendo exclusive BR slop>can play solo but don't fucking kid yourselfFrom is going to "live service" garbage moving forward. And now they're putting horse armor and paid easy mode classes retroactively in their old games.>>579031129I'd prefer it never existed desuI don't come here often, but skimming the thread, the idea that this is still an Elden Ring general in anything but name is also a joke
>>579031143Again the root issue is anon takes attention away from the discord when he posts so they hate him. He thinks they are joshing around but they aren't they fucking hate that guy.
>>579030915>Can't expect much when Bandai and Jewtendo are hovering over you I supposethat’s the crux of the issue they need to shake off the parasites already
>>579031262Sir! Sir, you replied to that post wrong! See, this is how you do it, sir.>>579029659
im so close to buying tarnished edition dlcshould I not?
>>579031373don't
>>579029659>>579030872>>579030361Good posts which really triggered him and made him cry
>>579031262triggered him good not bad at all
>>579031373if you don't respect yourself nor the community headed towards enshittification, buy it and left a steam review praising Miyazaki for giving you 3rd rate slop a modder could've done in days
>>579030287>those 2 cucksit's not just two people though, it's 90% of the people in this thread, and it's almost everyone in the elden ring threads that you shit up on /v/. the /v/ thread even had multiple people call you out for samefagging. Either you are severely mentally ill, or this is a game you play with yourself for your own amusement. Either way, it's kind of sad.
>>579031262Vaporized that mongrel.>>579031285It’s just kind of strange he keeps doing it it’s like a masochistic thing at this point.
>>579031520voting with your wallet is a myth lol
>>579030915They're working on other projects, they were under no obligation to keep developing Elden Ring. It's a miracle we got a balance patch at all.I really like how parrying feels now. Medium shield parries felt terrible before, but now they just feel like Dark Souls to me.
>>579031549goddamn dude you just obliterated his brown ass for the whole world to see not bad
>>579031581another bot response lampooned in the last thread>>578986370a bunch of them in a row actually but I hate mass quoting
>>579031583then do you have any alternative input or are you just saying shit? Cuz this is exactly the same path we ride time and time again, dark and darker
>>579031581Its not worth thinking about it is just some tranny on medications that alter his brain state so bad he crashes out at phantoms. Sometimes I'll come home from work with the thread open and the guy has been calling everyone dos for hours when I wasn't here he is just a nutter. A harmless backwards nutter. I've dealt with him being my supplicant for multiple years without it effecting me, the guy is like a shadow on the wall essentially. My little shadow, but a shadow all the same.
>>579031373It's $5 and I got 1,200 hours out of Elden Ring. I think people clutching pearls over it are pathetic.It's your choice.
>he he he he he heCan you shut the fuck up
>>579031871companies do what they wantyou aren't the majority and never will benothing you do matterseither buy or dont nobody cares and has effect on nothing
>>579031373It would be different if it was the Switch edition. Thats a maybe if you really want to play on a new consoleBut for fucking 5 dollars? Go fucking buy it. Or just dont play
>>579031942>clutching pearls>I-i-it's only $5! You don't have $10? Are you poor or something? $15 is reasonable for what you get! They don't owe you anything!Retarded fucking faggot.
>>579031583you’re not entirely wrong but if you don’t do it for that then at least do it for your self respect
>>579032054Oh goodie a baseless nihilist retardHow do you think corporations profited in the first place? Believe it or not, most of them didn't just shit success and control out of their ass, it *came* from somewhereIf nothing matters, why don't you go kill yourself and save us the trouble?You aren't the majority either so I guess your absence won't make much impact lol
>>579031860?Whatever that means>>579031884It’s not just that he makes up all kinds of identities for posters that says things he doesn’t like and even makes up weird fucked up acronyms that he seems to think everyone intuitively knows, you’re right that he’s harmless but man if it isn’t annoying.
>I am not buying the P2W equipment on princi-
>>579031942Your logic sounds kinda wonky here
What's the most comfy coop experience in ER? Just putting your signs all around Limgrave on a low level build?
>>579032408He is harmless and mostly cowed at this point. For all we know he is just pretending to be normal rn. >>579032576Wearing the ring and doing your own thing and getting pulled in to help someone is the comfiest. Dedicated coop can feel like herding lemmings sometimes but being a blue ring enjoyer is always 'action.'
>>579032402retard self implodes when he barely notices that nothing he does matters
>>579029957>$5.40 for a optimal stat-loadout and quicker to-horse time.
I'm double dipping ER on the switch 2 for the hell of it, anyone know when the release time actually happens? Does nintendo even do midnight releases digitally or will it be some random ass time tomorrow?
>>579032789Do you get summoned a lot with the ring? What level range?
>>579027474>self-fellating post and image out of nowhere, barely relevant to the conversation>sudden influx of replies about "triggering the cord" out of nowhere>anyone not replying in this manner is labeled "the cord">continued discussion of "the cord" in relation to the image posterNone of this makes a lick of sense and it's giving credibility to >>579029659
>>579033041another 'cord memberhi
>>579032878Don't really know what a lot would mean honestly. I intentionally use it so I'll get pulled into a game but while I'm off wandering around doing the arg I don't want it to fire off and pull me into coop instantly. Getting ripped into a world to save a host or fail saving him then leaving is short and sweet and what I want right now it is super comfy. I've already coop'd for 4000 hours and done every location hundreds of times I don't want to walk people thru the game anymore. The ring lets me have the meat and potatoes of what I want out of coop rn. >>579033041Its wild how they are still kvetching about it for attention like an hour later. I'm super important to these guys.
>>579031860They might not be bots but they sure do talk like bots. Literally like an AI with limited dialogue that starts repeating what it already said before because it's not programmed to think of anything else. A bit sad to see honestly but it's okay, they make for good entertainment. You poke fun at em and they instantly melt down.
>>579033127I mean, does it take 10 minutes?
>>579033127>they>these guysYou're either schizophrenic or pretending for fun, same with your samefag personas.
>>579033041nice nyoooticingbtw the schizo you're talking about is >>579033127 fair warning you can't talk sense into him, the worst schizo we've ever had. just ignore him
>>579033198No it is faster than that maybe 2 minutes I have enough time to look an area over and take some screenshots then I get the message. You do get invader syndrome where the game is a loading screen simulator sometimes but that is going to happen when you are getting summoned after the invader is. >>579033310Assuming they are men because of old ass internet rules. Assuming it isn't the same guy replying over and over to be nice.
This was a HUGE amount of content. I would have paid $30 for this gigantic DLC pack. The new lore changes everything we know about Elden Ring, too!
you're no match for my ergie blades
no wonder /v/ hates vgyou are all schizo
>>579005574Is there a back view of it available? If the leg part buttcreeps the ascetic set then it'll at least have some value.
DOS status=raped and gaped
>>579033363There is nothing schizo about what I'm doing anon you just actually hate me when I don't hate you. That is your own spiritual failing you won't face it isn't mine. I'll pray for you tn. I get it broski, I'm your life. I don't want to be but I am.
>>579032476>I am stealing the P2W equipment (which I will never use) on principle using CreamAPI (or an equivalent like Smoke) on my legitimate copy with full online functionality
Is erg better when it's nothing but schizo nonsense or when there's ERP troonery?
>>579033451you having a giggle mate? tryin' to start trouble are ya?
>>579033127>a whole discord>these guysWait, I thought it was just two people that were obsessed with you and following you everywhere you posted here and on/v/? Now it's a whole Discord group? Why on earth would so many people change their tune so quickly over what two people have to say about you?
>>579033727People have already been permabanned from online for hacking in Tarnished Edition items, even items that were dropped from other players.
>>579033838I know this triggers you I'm really sorry.
>>579033740ERP troonery, I'd rather people be retarded and happy than retarded and malding; happy people can keep to each other more or less (even if they do it in public) but misery loves company and demands it
DOS makes the biggest threadshitter here very upset and he’s very funny for that
>>579032803>>579033451I look like that and do that and say that (ironically)
so... Melina shows up at every bonfire now, right? Right?>>579016709not true btw
>>579033838Who mentioned /v/ this is /vg/
>>579033903>>579033740The issue is that they’re tied to each other in this place. Neither are preferable but one hard triggers the other ‘group’ and creates a weird feedback loop. It’s definitely better than these two guys going at it for hours though imo.
>>579033972she does
>>579033892Pics or something? That’s kinda funny
>>579033892omgggg scaryHave you considered that's because they're *not out yet*? lmaoThose people are retards who got caught literally the only way you can.
>>579033917DOS is the biggest thread shitter here and it's funny making him very upset*FTFY
>>579033363Yeah, I see it. >>579033895 Just a troll pretending to be a schizo. Also pretending to be multiple people "in the know" about his "stalkers." Fucking stupid.
I just let a guy(with a solo request name) beat Radahn for me while I just threw the occasional heal at him. He died while Radahn was at a sliver and I last tapped him so it still counts as us doing it together, right?Actually now when I think about it, is throwing heals at solo requester poor form?
>>579000797I goon to your posts keep doing this
Kek they are at the he's just a troll part of their daily cope-a-thon
Yep, there's the P2W.
>>579034370Today hasn't been good for the cord. One of the god's flock accidentally revealed schizophrenia runs in his family and anons were pretty brutal about it last thread. Even his god was joking about it.
>he's still doing itshut up nigger
>>579034250yeah it's pretty grim stuff, this little niglet has been here shitting up the threads since late 2024. just a really sad lonely schizophrenic with too much time on his handshe's such a nutjob he believes he entered a different realm of existence IRL by looking at the floor in elden ring: >>578525507 >>578524876 >>578524692
How raped is it that horse armors used to be a meme and now even Fromsoft is selling them for 5 buckaroos
>>579034882hey it might stick soon keep it up!
>>579033574this has him shaken up pretty bad just ease off him a bit it’s getting concerning
>>579034635Are you still mad that I solved the secret Elden Ring ARG before you could?
>>579034946Did you reply to the wrong post lol
Been invading again in elden ring and haven't had any chink so far, this is fucking awesome
>>579033493>he doesn’t know this is the fate of generals in generalnewfriend…
>>579033493Every general that survives long enough (without regular new content) will end up involuting and eating itself/v/ has the opposite issue of mostly being culturewar spam until something significant happens like a release or eventPick your poison or just browse both like me :>)
>>579034984No, I'd be stoked for you if you solved it I'm just fumbling around with it because the lore is super interesting to me.
>>579034984As an expert in the field I can confirm that you're wrong and that ducks have nothing to do with the argYou're close though
>>579034984Actually chud I solved it first. Check out my indisputable evidence.
>Thank you for purchasing the Tarnished Lord's Eldenslayer pack!
>>579033505You just need to get halfway through the Goldmask quest (after using the incantation on the statue), shouldn't take that long to rush there and check it
>>579035364I haven't looked at it at all.So this is like a bullfighter's cape that auto-dodges when it's raised or something?Conceptually, that's really fucking cool.
Why is nobody talking about the new Ash of War?
>>579035345>>579034984I kneel...
>>579033917I know who you mean. I don’t really approve of all of this static thread after thread but I recognize it’s an inevitability at this point and won’t deny it’s a nice taste of his own medicine. Now he knows how everyone has seen and felt about him and his garbage babble/spam for 2~ years and he’s handling it way worse than anyone else would. Poetic justice.
>>579035381I aint buying this shit
>>579035521mod link please please please
>>579035012I'm cheering you on so you don't get blackpilled by your meme not catching on I want it to catch on.
>>579035514It's an active iframe attack like backhand blades but you do it out of a stance. There's a light and heavy version that go left and right respectively.
>>579026352>>579026009>>579024761>>579024727this is not the time or place for that keep it to yourself
>>579035301I could have told them that, ducks cant even pronounce arg.
>>579035282They didn't know what to do to you being nice to them
where do i find the new milady?
>>579035929first merchant in liurnia
>>579036195u fking liar
>>579036385anon it's the one in the lake near the fire monks
>>579035929tree west from the first liurnia map stele
>>579036542wait sorry i got confused cause of the other liurnia merchant selling the armor, it's north of the lake merchant in the ruins next to a tree
>>579036542>>579036591tysorry for calling you a liar
>Law of Regression now autokicks invadersBASED!!! REDFAGS GAPED!!!
>>579036796call me a liar again and i'll FREAKINg kill you
its yurm o clock
>>579035521Cowcake
>>579036873why is all the text in bing-bong letters, this is america
kino mtx
>>579035521>>579037335I can't believe cowcake can do that in real life...
I don't think Switch 2 is going to be able to run Radahn Phase 2 at 30 fps
>>579038105The ice dragon in MotG lags the game more than him so we’ll see
>parry buffs let you just mash L2 versus bigger weapons and get a free riposte
>>579038623Does it affect every single parry including carian retaliation and golden parry
>practice gather of twin curved blades and cragblade to jumping BRRRT
Can someone do QRD on this arg stuff? Is it an actual ARG (as in it involves a meta element that takes you to either the real world or another digital space) or is it just what this guy is calling his elaborate theory?
>>579038687
>>579038859It's very real. Look for the twin birds.
>>579038859The game world has birds everywhere because the GW is a phoenix with the twin-bird being its earthly incarnation. Talking about this is going to trigger a lolbert so be careful.
>>579038942Oh, that explains why medium shield parries feel so good now. Hell yeah.
>>579038942why
>>579039215range nigga
how's my invader brosleft sword is cold with chilling mist, I only use heavy rot pots for obvious RL500 password summons
>>579039454lookin' good bro
>>579038859Yes, if you pass time at a grace until Noon and then stand under the window so that the light hits your armor, the Twinbird will show up and take you to Miyazaki's house and you can play the original Demon's Souls beta where every enemy is a crocodile.
>>579039454Lookin good glaucoma bro
>>579039742This happened with my character earlier. Granted there were actual twin birds on his outfit.
>>579039975Based. The awkward silence the next few minutes is going to be sweet.
>>579038942Holy shit weapon parries too? That’s nuts.
>>579039975Highlight the birds, I'm not seeing them
>>579034484>giant hunt>blind spot>dynast's finesse >square off>hyperarmor >iframes >all in a single skill WHAT WERE THEYTHINKING???
>>579040143The silence was nice wasn't it.
kek hunt
>>579040410Someone at From REALLY loves the Mirrah/Hollowslayer Greatsword. Or Lucatiel, probably both though. If I had to guess, the Tarnished Edition stuff was just made by a very small group of people and they were allowed to do whatever. I bet most of it is just from their archives.
>>579040410sell the 5$ dlc, they (might) nerf it later
>>579040410Both new classes are designed to beat the game effortlessly, one dexy and one stry.
>>579040410They made classes soecifically for co-oping tendies to steamroll the game, makes sense that the other few weapons they added in can do the same.
Where do you find the DLC stuff
gg greggles, good eyes spotting that invader poi in the bottom corner there, I missed it on the way in and thought we only had the one fort invader
>>579040697The dex one is about on par with base game’s best. Str one is insane though, yeah.
>>579038942wait what? the startup frames were 4 before the patch
>>579040410They wanted to clown on is it my turn to attack types by giving them what they want so hard it makes them sick. From is pretty backhanded when it comes to the people that complain too much about nothing. They give them what they want but with a small caveat that makes it feel like shitposting like when you call a troon a woman ironically and he knows you are doing it ironically.
>>579040431It's an image board, everything here is silent. Outline the birds you see in the image or shut up.
>>579040932>no sixth sensedogshit wylder
>>579040946Both of them are pretty fucking dumb I think they went overboard on casualizing the game with those 2 but it'll just be known as a drake sword style crutch after a while. The fat guy will at least be really fun to play with. 77 poise is ridiculous.
>>579040928in the DLC
>>579039975I feel like they are judging me.
>>579041030This guy "beat the game" with the seamless co-op mod and is writing fanfiction about how the chud ER detractors got totally fucking mogged and clowned.>people that complain too much about nothing>nothinguh huh
>>579041469You can play the seamless mod anon I don't care. Why you telling me about using the mod?
>>579040928lucatiel stuff is from an invader in Radahn's arena near the Rauh pillarsGoldmask stuff is from an invader in Leyndell when you do the law of regression in front of Radagon statueNew starting class gear is sold by merchants in Liurnia/Weeping Peninsula or found near themHorse armors are in Altus Plateau near Deathbird, Ranni's tower, and Godrick's throne roomNot sure where the DLC reskin weapons are
elden ring 2 and it's just the bird arg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_owQ2Zfsfwpeople already mastered the new weaponsinsane
>>579041793I kind of feel bad for stealing Everett's thunder.
>>579041584twin maidens sell backhand, gkat is on the giant skull next to greyoll, thrusting shield is in the arena behind great jar
>>579041829Missing the first attack is lulzy. Closed after that so I could laugh.
>>579041793It was funny at first, but it's just annoying now.
>>579041793don’t give them ideas>>579034882time is a flat circle or something
>>579042226It'll peter out as everyone ignores him.
riding an unarmored horse is gay
>>579041829Does this thing have a trillion iframes?
>>579042550It is essentially duchess' ultimate in elden ring. Faster animation overall but it is the same animation.
>want to try new shit>remember have to traverse open world with the retarded goat horse
aves gemelas
>>579042843filtered
>He didn't buy the premium weaponsLol get owned shitter!!!
>>579043336DID YOU JUST SAY FILTERED?? YOU CAN'T JUST FILTER THINGS ARGHHHH FILTERTRANNY
>>579043336>>579043431dude dont rape me like that
Why isn't anyone posting?
>>579043524dreading the potential contents of the next thread
splorch
>>579043406>>579043246>>579043085Nigger
gg 2x biden. epicly slopped
>>579043524I'm playing a game wher e I shoot stuff.
ggs eepy feesh
uoh
Alright fags, now the the slop has dropped, I come to ask if anyone's still interested in treading the purgatory one last time. TE should be released by now globally, so once everyone's had some time I may boot up the game to host some chummy old FCsFCs in vanilla for old times sake or (((otherwise))) if the multiplayer still sucks assSeamless for an /erg/ patented all remembrances run if that's still possibleAnd lastly either vanilla or seamless for some survivalWould be at multiple RLs, areas, and different times or whatever
>>579043995lol k
>>579043995I'll join FCs on pc and ps and switch too
>Idus shield is 100% negation with 3.0 weightThey really did overtune all this shit
>>579043995>FCs>in Elden Ringretard
2/31/3:(
I'm tempted to buy a switch 2. Please convince me out of this.
>>579043634what's wrong?
>>579044154kek>>579044174follow your heart
>>579044154I miss when the lolcows were saying overtuned about everything.
>>579044174zebra zebra zebra zebra
>>579044248You're right I should buy another sword irl.
>>579044174I already own a Switch 2 and don't mind dropping $80 to invade Nintoddlers in Stormveil, once the activity dies down I'll just trade-in the physical copy at Gamestop
duskbloods1/2 ranked im layla
>>579044337>trade inFor what, $3?
>>579044304what sword
>>579044414Just an excuse to bring up invading newbies again.
>>579044420I desire a kriegsmesser.
>>579044412Did /duskg/ die already
>>579044337>t trade-in the physical copy at Gamestopjust sell it on ebay or an app
>>579044576o-oh nice
>>579044337>dropping $80 to invade Nintoddlers in StormveilGriefing is not tolerated on Nintendo Online.
new >>579044665
>>579044689Why did you remove the guide?
>>579040932I didn't see it until after we left the castle I think. I didnt see it when we flew in so I assumed we got one of those weird shifting earth seeds that only have 1 invader poi
>>579045025anon really didn't like it in the OP. creasy is a lost cause.
>>579043336time saved more like
>>579044121You only have one of those liar
>>579043406>>579043246>>579043085Lovely wyldmaidens thanks for sharing
>>579044174>>579044576unironically a way better investment if that’s the alternative if you’re gonna waste your money it should at least be on cool junk you can show off
>>579044414he’s full of shit obviously
>>579041584see I don't even know what you're talking aboutreskinned DLC items? like reskinned versions of the Erdtree DLC items or...Also apparently you can buy DLC items like Milady from vendors now BEFORE the DLC???I had to cheat in Milady on one prior playthrough cause I wanted it so bad before DLC, I can do it legit now?
>>579027958I'd be more surprised if he didn't honestly>>579027363I can agree with that actually
>>579044643no but it’s about to I think
>>579018812>>579018750>>579041793Thanks for the ideas.
>>579019838>>579020037>>579020095>>579019751silence cuck
>>579044576Hell yeah just get that
>>579045637you are simply straight up wrong
>>579041584>Horse armors are in Altus Plateau near Deathbirdjust went there and couldn't find it, do I need to come back at night?
>>579047996found it
>>579034170not true btw
man horse slop is actually really boring I'm starting to regret
>>579047756>>579040143>>579030957shut it shitter
>>579048841Lower your fucking saturation
>>579051113lol>>579054536no cuck
>>579047878I am not
>>579056779>>579047878
>>579047878Truth
>>579045540Based.
