Previous: >>578612829>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Epiphaneia (3*), Mr. C.B. (SSR), Efforia (SSR)KFC collab campaign with Red Desire SSR card will last 8/12~9/30>5.5th Campaign Part 2Full Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3407Mejiro McQueen Lvl 6~7 Awakening in SeptemberTachyon Factor Research returns 9/11New Evo for Sakura Chiyono O (Ballroom)Legends Race w/ Bamboo Memory (Summer) & K.S. Miracle 9/6CM Mile will be held on 9/18, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunnyCM Classic will be held in October, Kyoto, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudyLoH Long will be held in November, Kyoto, 3000m, right, autumn>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaUmayuru Full Gate will premiere in SeptemberTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
JP guides are worthless and outdated, what are the best ways nowadays to get kiremono?
>>579006780Pick any uma/alt who can get it from an event and reset against that event. The nice thing is that it usually shows up early so you can try multiple times quickly. If you're training one of the level 7 ones unfortunately the guaranteed event is completely random so you have to do the entire run to check.
Actual blueball
There's Ai in AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my genius wife
ohnyooooooo.....
Antiquarian retired
cute inu is cute
Has anyone tried this? Is it good?
>>579013009I remember liking it when I tried it out some time ago. It's fun for what it was especially since you'll be getting it for free. It also has a mobile version but definitely should avoid that one since it has paywalls while the desktop version doesn't
>>579009747That's a whorse
>>578999585>Rewatched Robocop yesterday>Now thisStop watching my life.
>>579009779Is there also a Givlos version?
>>579004395Last I checked emulators were banned but that was forever ago so I dunno if they still are. Ither than that you can probably use the steam version if you really don't want to use dmm though you'll have to work around the region locking if you don't live in Japan.
I don't like the sound of that.
>>579025783Congrats dacchi, you have a daughter now.
>>579023038A Givlos sounds like some sort of horrifying parasite.
So now that Oikomi has a real speed card again does that mean we're going to see a surge in Orfevre CMs?
>>579029249>OrfeLolLmao
y-余おぉおぉおぉおぉ。。。
>>579011143Seems like it was only a slight injury so that's good. Five years old is a good enough age to retire.
>>579025783GRAND DAD
Another day of no SSR. Thank you Cygays.
nyo bully...
>>579030348How many free rolls are there left again?
>TM Spada put on broodmare saleDoes Northern Farm ever buy mares from this place
>>579032015We got 100 free rolls, so like 50 left?
>>579031037She shouldn't be so smug then.
Anyone else get a random amount of ability points in their mail?
Ai's tits are so fucking amazing
glory pais
>>579041583Now I'm hungry.
>>579040662her mom's tits are better thoughever
Gentlemen.Dog.
>Lememe will ride Rodeo DriveNice
>>579042976>y*shida-owned horse
>>579042976Cervinia with Tsumura? I hope they do well, but it might be around time for her to retire.
>>579042671
>>579047470reminds me of this
https://files.catbox.moe/lgmyr6.mp4
>>579051056ぬい!
This artist's drawings gives off ominous energy because I know the Umas are naked below the crop
>>579051234Cute kiwi.
>>579041583Can you even feel pleasure, or is it just pAin and Aigony
>>579055117
>>579055117ojou tits gonna be massive
>>579055982Tawake genes are already tapering off with Taiho. All I'm saying is, be ready for Ojou to possibly be flat.
>>579012045
>>579039894I think it's supposed to be your compensation if you bought the umaplan this month but before the extra rewards were added on the 24th
>>579062016Wrong thread globalbab
>>579062016Why are there so many spics in the uma fanbase?
>>579064142Maybe because Shinjidai no tobira and Cingray look like shonen animeAlso spics love gacha
>>579064142Because global attracts only third worlders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2tX0YZU0BY10 minutes
>>579062016Nishino Urara sexo
Hmph. I'm the only one here who understands Neicha's appeal.
>>579067038
M'lady Logotype...
New jockey CM when....
fat
>>579070010can they get any other jockeys to advertise uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj96ypETY5oBest uma singer
https://x.com/kotoha_nikkan/status/2093171086942990831Mirin'.
>>579075490Why do retards always get such bombastic bodies?
>>579071074That's not CBT
>>579075490>>579075668The fang ruins it
>>579075779fag
Weird creature.
>>579076871A lot of weird creatures lately.
Grandpa Spe…
>>579077536>Epi is a mom>But Kris is a dadWeird.
>>579077363
>>579080071AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>579078875
>>579080071>Ryusei>nosebleedingWho is this impostor?
what the fuck was that face, pisa???
lets just get married already
>>579080550anon, think a little, Ryusei has no interest in women but loves hors so what would the umavers version of Ryusei love?
somebody bring up that childhood friend marriage statistic again
>>579082734That weird made up creature on Rulership’s chess piece?
>>579080560She's just happy that more umas are connecting with their trainers.
Is this like one of the rare gachas that's canonically anti-harem? Like every uma has their own trainers.
>>579083143listen here you little shit
>>579083352Not really. In the main story universe, the main trainer gets multiple umas, right?
>>579083352In the campaign, yes. It's different in the main story where there's one trainer for a big team.
>>579083484Yeah, but the real UmaTore happens in the individual campaigns.
>just read the anniv storyDang this is like 1000% umatore
Erabe, torena.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOkmoHQ2IbDA
>>579085043>only 31 available vocals, the least of all anniv/half-anniv songsCyg works in mysterious way
>>579085214Apparently, those are the official Cygames-sanctioned UmaTore characters.
>>579083806not to mention teams sirius and ascella each have a main canon heroine wife
https://youtu.be/qjgUUTMlzWkNew Ultraman OP just dropped.
>>579085214More like who they randomly got in the recording studio.
I fucking love mares
Oh nooooo, it would be terrible if Genuine copied Fuji's smell fetish too hahahaha...
>>579058574nyoooo get this wankochan some ice and water.....
>>579087138I can just imagine the opening now.
hug these creatures
Alright, who the fuck snitched? We've had barely two meetings in this new location and already...
>>579096670Is that chomped torena Stilltore or Briantore
>>579096916Windytore
>>579085043>13 unavailable videos are hiddenFuck, they're hiding CB solo from me.
>>579097150I completely forgot she does that, would've helped if I ever managed to roll her....
>>579096670Who's the spy trainer?
>>579097160Looks like they're still uploading, judging from the times. Come back to it in about a half a day and she'll probably be there.
>>579085043Orfe sounds super boyfaggy in this.
>>579083352>Like every uma has their own trainers.Careers all take place in the same Clusterfuck Dimension where every girl wins (almost) all their races and achieves their eventual goals despite most being mutually exclusive. The guy might be the same guy for all the difference it makes.
>>579097556That's Stegotore's seat, and he's supposed to be somewhere in Uzbekistan right no-
>>579099654It's called the omnibus format, and frankly speaking it's underrated.
>>579097556Montjeu or Penus because French.
>>579099654>>579100060aaaiiieeeee
Sup, will pink spark proc'ing ever get easier in the future scenarios?It's one hell of a grind to make both turf and medium/long proc on inspiration when fielding urara for CMs
>>579100060Admittedly, it is fun to think of a staff meeting where one guy is like "I am having problems steering Bakushin in the right direction given her capabilities" and another is going "I met Tazuna at night but she was actually a demon doppelganger taking her shape so I had to hide in my office for a whole night with Cafe while the monster smashed against the doors."
>>579105089Eventually aptitudes can become white sparks (screenshot is 3* turf) so it becomes much easier and if you pay for a subscription you can get a reroll on both inspiration events.
>>579105750Spooks aren't real.Sundayman isn't real.Take your meds.
>>579105754would've liked upping the chances of inheriting either the pink or white version of this to be a torena ability
>>579105860Trainer rights are a spook.
Like Epipi said, it's fate. :)
>>579105860funny ningen makes funny posts
>LB1 F4 today>Still no Epi and 3rd offrate but they've all been new uma at least and I finally got the racistSo far it hasn't been that bad
I want your 'hattans
>>579085214It's actually fucking infuriating that my wife does not have vocals.
>>579121294>>Still no Epi and 3rd offrate but they've all been new uma at least and I finally got the racistI had to go all the way to 200 to get DESTINY, but I got like six different offrates including Chrono Genesis on the way, so that was cool.
>>579083352Don't think about it. On the lobby all the Umas treat you as if you were her trainer
>>579085214Cygames keeps fucking up, first the diaper swimsuits on Gakumas, now this
Luna has no vocals...
no beyond rendition = no canon umapyoi
There's no canon anything in Umamusume period.
IT'S OVER
Are you guys getting the uma Bible?
>>579099654>Careers all take place in the same Clusterfuck Dimension where every girl wins (almost) all their races and achieves their eventual goals despite most being mutually exclusive. That's not true though, each campaign story is its own timeline according to Nyu, and that's supported by Aruvu and Red Desire campaign where you see that SiL and Buena can still have their campaign stories with Miyupi and Oniichan respectively, while still not winning every essential race goals from their career.
Is this how banei uma looks like? absolutely would
>>579105750>RyanT, GentilT, and now TaihoT are all in the muscle building club >MaachanT work with CurrenT and LoYT to make videos promoting their umas >Stay GoldT, SiLT, and NyuT are known for just suddenly disappearing off the face of Tracen>InariT and FuriosoT form the NAR nationalist movement>The MejiroTs are all part of the same dungeon >CanopusT and Palmer/HeliosT share tips on how to train uma with ADHD >TaikiT, HeartoT, PearlT, GrassT, AmazonT, and TapsT form an English study groupThere's a lot of potentials for fun interactions.
>>579105089there's always an urarafag throwing her into every cm in every server huh
>>579140219>canopusT>appears in the anime a few times>somehow everyone agrees all the umas in that anime team also belong to the same team and probably trainer in the gameThis will never not be funny
>>579140834There is no more perfect representation of Neicha's torena other than Minamizaki, it just fits, okay?You can argue about Ikuno, RR and Arse tho
>>579140834Canopus Team definitely exist in the game considering how often they show up in each other's campaigns. In Taabo's campaign, you and Neicha are basically Taabo's parents with Ikuno and Machitan as her sisters. It's really cute.I also still believe in my schizo theory that Neicha, Ikuno, Machitan, and Taabo Christmas events all happened on the same day to Canopus Trainer and he just had to juggle one hell of a date schedule like that episode from Carnival Phantasm.
>>579140608Urara just has that effect on people.
>>579140834Canopus just have a really good dynamic with each other.
>>579140219>ArdanT: "I need to plan her training carefully to not force her constitution too much.">DiaT: "I need to encourage her not to lose heart against that jinx superstition.">StegoT: *Existential breakdown over having a convincing case for the existence of both resurrection and time-displaced alternate dimensions.*>SpeT: "Boy she sure eats a lot."
>>579140219RiceT is the lead of the UmaDepression Response teamUlalaT isn't even in the meetings, he isn't required to attend for some reason
>>579143117I still love how you and Stego can conspire to allow/deny certain umas entry into upcoming G1s and the URA and umas just have to fucking accept the choice
>>579140219
Another day of no SSR. Very good, Cykagames.
So because I'm a mongoloid.The 6 W unity deck is literally just spamming Wit training until summer and then dropping purple sparks on Speed/Stam/Whatever?It feels too simple.I'm mostly doing this for my Long distance umas, or at least considering it.
>>579144963wrong thread but yes
>>579145567Oh, it is the wrong thread.Well, it only emphasizes that I am a mongoloid but thank you. It feels like a very, VERY weird deck to run the two times I've done it.
>>579144963Unity is Aoharu, right? Aye.It sounds simple but it's actually pretty hard to get good non-speed/int stats with that deck, which is why people mostly used it for short and mile, at least from what I remember.
>>579140219YaenoT and TaihoT hold a training class every week to teach other trainers how to defend themselves against an uma attack.FenomenoT and BambooT are part of the TracenPD. They don't really do much.
>>579146035>YaenoT and TaihoT hold a training class every week to teach other trainers how to defend themselves against an uma attack.mfs have it easy when their umas are autistic about training
>>579144963Reading this I thought I was doing ramen wrong
>>579147014funnily enough 3 int decks are good in ramen but there aren't enough good int cards
https://x.com/mobuuma/status/2093482549901459722Mobuma lover might be the biggest winner from the new MV
Cervinia halfbro by F4 debut tomorrow
>>579148440I love my little brown mobma. This is a really good PV in general.
>>579146705Likewise, they're subject to training themselves when Yaeno and Taiho get particularly restless...
>the first SiL photo is KurenaiThe devs have a strange sense of humour.
The mares have taken over the main hall. Help.
https://x.com/sanspoyosouou/status/2093521338598314468Anitan hooked up with a french dude since Matsuyama abandon her for Panja.....
>say the “m” word>get molestedNyooo!
>>579150291>Almond Eye at center stage>all mares>doesn't even include her mom
I guess RomWar really must be retiring soon.https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/hong-kong/peter-laus-incredible-ride-romantic-warriors-scan-legacy-and-retirement-decisions/Would have been nice to see him race against Ebayan again, but oh well.
>>579150958Won't happen since Ebayan will retire after Arima and maybe after BCC if he wasn't fit after
So why keep delaying Tact when Epi's ult can't be used by Tact anyway i thought the purpose of releasing Epi first before Tact is le historical inheritance or something like that...
>>579150332No! wtf!!? She was supposed to be for Matsuyama only
>>579150548Sorry, I'm busy doing her mom
>>579151507I genuinely think that they're waiting for Lovcen's Kikkasho result.
>>579136141Who’s that supposed be in front of Ardan and Bue?
>>579152771Chevacchi?
>>579152257I keep reading about this but so what if Lovcen gets triple crown? How does it affect Tact?
>>579154148She will be the first canon pregnant uma at the end of her career or some shit
Just 1 day of not talking to each other can't be THAT serious
>>579136141It's ironic that if this really did happen Shakur would definitely be the last one to fall for it and would spend more time with her torena because the rest so engrossed with the AIAlso TachTaiki needs her hugs or she will dieBut if you want full immunity, it's Blast, she'll never bite that
THANK YOU
>>579159460Fuck you
Love my wife(canon)
>>579154148The obvious thing would be a Lovcen cameo (or NotLovcen if they don't snatch up the rights fast enough) at the end of her campaign, but if they really did push Tact back for that they might have something more planned.If I had to wildly guess, they're reworking her character development to account for the fact that she ends up inspiring, or perhaps even directly mentoring (if they decide to go the shared trainer route ala Ikze for Matsuyama's umas) the next triple crown after Con-chan.
>only got one F4 so farWhatever. I'm done spending carats on half anni cards.
>>579160743>carats
how am I supposed to self-insert as her toreina when there is a branching path to tell her no? I could NEVER.
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/7277429/kek
I'm not the biggest fan of this storyline. It just kind of comes out of nowhere and feels forced because the IRL horses being mother/daughter. Like she saw Almond Eye once for the first time ever, became obsessed with her, talked to her one time, and then she decides she wants to do everything for her sake and this all feels like it happens over the course of a few days to a week at most. Maybe I'm jumping the gun on this opinion but it just doesn't feel very organic.
>>579168123>all those deleted posts
>>579168123sameshe makes me so fucking horny
>>579168349Well it is weak compared to the main story.
>>579169042Haven't done that yet. I wanted to do her career first. Maybe that was a mistake but I kinda thought it would be saving the best for last.
>>579169479Cute K9
Now that Beyond is out how would you rate the anniversary songs?
>>579172352Wish they'd do more Bluegrass (or other weird genres)/10
>>579168349I think the parent/child dynamic is the least compelling relationship because it relies too much on the fact and handwaves in universe reasons. The novelty with this one is that it was the first mother/child relationship after years of the unofficial rule being that their IRL mother is their in universe one as well.
>>579174836genre variety seems to be relegated entirely to the individual image songs.
Hi
>>579168349To me the worst aspect of Uma Musume is Cygames cramming all the timelines into one. Highschool sports anime is dramatic because theres only 3 years to make something of your high school career but in Umamusume time doesnt matter. Lineage should really be more of a thing. It kind of is but also kind of isnt and it makes for really awkward or just straight up bad interactions. The way they initially set things up is an obvious setting flaw and really limits how much they can do, just like having everything take place at Tracen.
>>579181414>Lineage should really be more of a thingDo you have any realistic proposal for this?
I am glad both my girls Gentil and CB got solo tracks for Beyond, its great. But is it considered greedy to want them to go back and give them solo tracks for Menishuki too? I know you're here John Cygays.
>>579181532Yes but I'm not going to post it because you'll just say its dumb.
>>579181532NTA, but they could take a page from something service academies do: dividing the student body into discrete units where mentorship is encouraged.To give an example, a naval academy would have the "fleet", aka the entire student body across all year levels, divided into two squadrons of four companies, each company having four platoons, each platoon four squads. The arrangement in Tracen doesn't have to be this granular, obviously, but it would give a compelling and organic reason for umas to end up mentoring their IRL progeny, rather than the chance encounters the stories currently rely on.Of course, the biggest problem with this is justifying why Tracen would have something like that. I doubt they would give Tracen military origins, because that would low-key confirm the use of umas in war.
>>579183372>Of course, the biggest problem with this is justifying why Tracen would have something like that. I doubt they would give Tracen military origins, because that would low-key confirm the use of umas in war.Ain't that already, albeit indirectly, confirmed in Neo Universe Career on her Christmas Event though?
>>579183687That's to emphasize Nyu's dimension hopping. It's something different to make it the origin story for your sports academy. (though sports and war ARE quite interlinked historically)Then again, it's not like Cygames bothers with detailed lore explanations to begin with, so maybe it's not so much a problem as I made it out to be. And it doesn't have to as hierarchical as its inspiration, since seniority is already big in Japanese culture anyway.It would be a satisfactory solution to anon's complaint, in my opinion.
Kunoichi have zero defense.
>>579151507she should trade parents with meno
>>579184751Agreed but saying not using umamusume at war during the entire of history of humankind is impossible not to do. Doubtful if humankind in Umaverse wouldn't abuse umamusume for war purposes. It is not like something stopping them to do so.
>>579185362It's a ninja ploy, she'll counterattack at the right moment.
SEX
lala sat on my face
>>579189528Somehow a random Ninja was the best thing to come out of the Anni.
Love honses
>>579185362According to my doujins even when a kunoichi is a maiden, the moment she gets into it, her head licking game is very VERY strong and sloppy
>>579194769Instead of playing REPO, they should be playing REIPU
>>579195656That's what Phalae signed up for.
>>579196006They should make her play something like Nioh or Ninja Gaiden.
>>579195656It's not REIPU if you're Laurel's trainer.
>>579198403Gaslighting into consent can still be considered you know?
https://youtu.be/qv8hfnFjT30For the CBfag.
>>579199393That kid is gonna have it fucking rough in the future...
Who's the puppy now?
>>579201046i love this artist
>>579199098>>579194769Cute tomboy overload.
>>579206734
>>579206953Why did she do it…?
>>579207068The weak should fear the strong.
Why is she looking at her trainer like that?
>>579194553good god, that's almost as dangerous as an odeko beam fight between kawakami and top road
there are two kawaii wankochans in this image
>>579218359Yeah, the one on the box art and the one in the autistic child's hands.
These are my modern cards. Current priority is to get MLB F4 via second ceiling (134/200) and hope for cheeking C.B. Power and Gut situation is really bad. I have 2 SSR select ticket on hand, 1 rainbow and 17 shards to remedy this do I all in Digitan or use 3 on NeoUni then use the last one on Tap Dance or do something else?I play Senkou Sashi mainly. Rarely Nige and never tried Oikomi maybe can do for once with C.B.
>bottom leftoh nyooo.....
>>579222381You'd think the man would get over his car sickness by then.
oh nice, didn't notice that the standard torepass got expanded, now it'll take more than 4 days of not very intensive play to fill out
do we have 2 or 3 more days of free pulls?I can't remember if I did a tenner with pink tickets or not
>>579199558Fucking roughorRough fucking
>>579225330It should be 30 more since I did 20 tickets worth and I'm up to 90 unless I missed a day somewhere.
>>579220872you probably won't end up using guts/power for actual runs until at least next scenario in 2 months because all runs are 3 speed+doto+ebyan
>>579235909>all runs are 3 speed+doto+ebyanTrue, but not for this CM.
>>579238772still is for senkou at least
>>579239687i don't get it, how is all that stam and not much guts supposed to be suited for this cm
>>579240315they haven't touched guts in years so 1600 guts isn't as good as 1200 + more skills and having ample stamina for this CM lets you take all the stamina cost skills and not die to a stam debuffer. you're only missing out on 1 gold skill
>>579241196People say that stam debuffers are back but in the last CM where they "came back" I hadn't seen a single one actually do the job they're supposed to do.Meanwhile we are in a meta where skill bloat is king and unless your sharp trainee has a fuckton of white skills to compensate you're going to have problems going up against the autists who do have that extra gold and skills to match you.
>>579241196well I don't know what the fuck to do then, I don't have any good set of 3 speeds for SP nor do I have anything better than Tama for power. like if I had to choose 3 speeds to run they'd just be Aichan, Still, and Dulala and the Still is 1 LB short of max
>>579241758the dirt one? the previous 2 cms had the no debuffs rule
How do I get a Rulership gf?I've never met a woman who actually knew how to play board games...
>>579244427You can find one similar that isn't as obsessed with board games, only problem is she won't be a hors girl…
>>579246006and won't be a fit athlete with big naturals and birthing hips
I missed it, but doesn't seem like anyone here was talking about it either. Golden Tempo, the double crown winning US horse lost the Traverse Stakes about an hour ago (Leading Change won Golden Tempo ended up 3rd). Some had him pinned as a major contestant in the BCC.
What would destroy an umas brain?
>>579252873My dick
>>579255814He said destroy, not heal.
>>579252873training her wrong on l'arc mode
Can someone in class 6 tell me what's the current cutoff I've finally updated some of my Uma and I wonder if I can stop bouncing between 5 and 6 now.
>>579259079above 4.9mil
>>579259923So I'd barely make it, and need to definitely fix up my sprint and dirt more. Thanks.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2093896655401799826
>>579260712>Samson card getting added
>>579249247He got blocked. Aside from the longshot winner, the crown horses this year still got 2nd and 3rd.
>>579260712>Windy alt>Samson will appear in-game nowwowzersalso I completely forgot about the random early fall event thing they added ever since the 3-mode rotation became a thing, still miss the early summer event we used to have...
>>579260712>Samson in eventHAPPENINGAlso look at that cute fashionable daughter Urara.
>>579260712Cute urara and biko outfitsI love stinko and fenomeno so this banner was BUILT for me>Samson BigHoly fuck
>they remembered Windy and Samson
>>579262437I always rember Windy's big ass
>>579260712LOOK AT ALL THE TINY HORS
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2093891166727221309Cervinia's half bro won debut
>>579260712If Samson is so Big why is she actually small?
>>579263240
>>579249247>He is the 10th foal from Starship Warpspeed Oh, he's Star of Wonder younger brother.
>>579218359I hope cygay reveal inu one to four at some point.
Yep, soon I'll be able to throw Ulala and Samson together into CMs and LoHs and job with them
>>579260712Samson didn't have a 3D morel before?
Joshua...
What is the point of me, her trainer? Any time she's having any kind of issue it's never me that helps her get through it it's Rhein Kraft/Almond Eye/Cesario that do everything.
5 G1 horses and none of them on top 2 favs huh
>>579275210Varying levels of washed.
Kouhei gets another promising himba
Matsuyama got another promising filly...
'26 le weak gen slander in shambles
>>579276510Or just more proof that 24 gen is extremely weak.
What's wrong with the Danons
rodeo drive is real
>>579277345>NHK Mile winner capable of running bog 2000mThat's rare
>Zoroastro won Nice recovery after he got scratched from the dahbi
>>579269725no and she was announced over 2 years ago too
New R.A.P.E. is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeeMOxaP77I
>>579287965More Ace hiding in fear?
>mamechin banner>but she's surround by little umasLmao
>>579290260So, the usual?
>>579290260It's about time Mamechin gets some love.
does jp like epi mateslop?
>>579290260the babysitter is here
>>579295342crazy ohimba sex
This dog terrorizes bears.
>>579260712Biko looks so fuckable here
>people actually planning to roll for the Urara cardWhat the fuckActual devilish move from Cyge
>>579298217Biko always looks fuckable
>>579298217>>579299728Her dad will make you two fuckable for saying this.
>>579272651You think that's bad, just wait until you read Aruvu's story.
>>579260712What's even the theme of the new story event?
>>579300004He can't unfuck his daughter
>>579300004Cant stop me
>>579256557I miss L'Arc...
>>579181414>To me the worst aspect of Uma Musume is Cygames cramming all the timelines into one.It gets really funny in Chrono's career where she gives an overview of the "previous generations" and you get like a shot of Special Week as if she were an older legend, and then in another scene she's hanging out with her actual current classmate, Tamamo Cross. She gushes over the legacies of people who are somehow attending school with her.
Is Ramonu for (You)?
>>579302340yes in her own hyperautistic roundabout racefag waynext question
>>579302340She's a Tiara, she might be autistic for racing but she will get her man, with or without his consent
>>579302340She's a Mejiro, what do you think?
>>579302340Yes, but she has a really weird way of showing it.
>>579302340
>>579302340All horses are for (you), anon.Don't let the humanganda convince you otherwise.
>>579300779Erotic inu by Chibiman.
>>579305772Uma propaganda seems far more prevalent to me.
>>579305772HeliosT....
>>579307859HeliosT got Palmer. He'll be fine.
>>579305772idk I'm playing through Pandora's career right now and it's like the trainer doesn't even exist in the story. How can she be for (You) when I have no input ever?
>>579307968PalmerT...
>>579308731Helios and Palmer are with the same guy, innit?
>>579309405Yes, like the rest of Tracen they're with me
>>579309693Two pregnancies sure did improve the King's assets, hubba hubba...
>>579309964John Umamusume?
>>579309964We are all 'Me'
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>>579309964Go to sleep, Sundayman.
>>579277210they're the Team Rocket of keiba
SEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>579314524yanko doesn't have allat
>>579314524yanko does have allat
yankomanko
Dont say that
why are rickey and machan not showing up for my home screen convos, i'm at 1/5 for rickey and 0/6 for machan
>>579314524Yanko should have allat
Bue kinda punching down here.
>>579316465Sounds like your feng shui is lacking anon. Have you tried rearranging your room to be more auspicious?
https://x.com/Daimei550/status/2094018039960449214I like how this artist regularly implies that bue and buetore just fucks almost everyday post-marriage
>>579322637I love it
>>579322637Not really that far off considering their hotspring ending
