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Flambert <3333
Mechablazer <3333
My life for Mandy
Phenomamech <3333
>>579033132Someone on /v/ I think
Mechamandy <3333
Watermech <3333
My life for Chad
>>579033132It was either a fujo or a visikek who started it, not sure which
I love my Hermy!
>>579033734I refuse to call him Herman. He will always be Hermy.
Well, that's my job complete. See ya fags in another 3 days.
>>579033945<3333
>>579033945we playing Halo 1 this weekend?
Jesus Christ we’re only fifteen threads away from one hundred now
>>579035057Each one lasts about a week. If we're lucky we'll make it to Christmas.
>>579033889Herman sounds too... cordial? Calling him Herm or Hermy is more personal and I like it better.
>>579033132>>579033660As far as this general is concerned, yeah. It was started by a fujo it appears.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548980745/#q549069117
>>579035606Some good stuff in that thread.
>>579036226Glad to provide.
>>579034671Sure.
>>579035606>Thread lasted only 2 daysGods, we were strong back then...
>>579037032Don't feel so bad. Another thread I frequest usually lasts for a day or two, but it's circlejerking and shitpostery.
>>579037032Drawanons, Visikeks, and so on... It was a different time.
>>579037514They will all be back. And they'll have us to thank for keeping the flame alive.
>>579037764I'm sure of it too. Hope they're doing well.
>>579037764>"lmao, you kept this place alive when there's nothing to talk about? fucking losers"
>>579035349Hermy just sounds cute.
Detective Robert visits a nightclub as part of a covert investigation and meets Mandy. She seduces him into a one night stand and Robert's life is pulled between his duty and his love.I should become a writer
>>579039282>fucking losersJust like Z-team.
>>579041170What's stopping you?
>>579042863a crippling lack of talent
>>579042863Nooooo I hate cucking :(
>>579044397Sorry waterfujo. I should've picked a better illustration.
>>579045208Its ok!
Invisimech <3333
I can be your angle... or yuor devil
*sizzle*
>>579052801this makes mustard gas
>>579051235My beautiful angle... So acute.
>>579052995lol. math puns.
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
Golem? Seems like a pretty cool guy if you ask me.
>>579057321g'night
>>579057620Yeah, he chill.
>>579057321nighty night BBFriend
Tell me about Mandy.Why does she wear a necklace?
>>579063398No one knew who I was before I wore the necklace.
>>579041170sounds like a plot for a Max Payne game or smth...
>>579063398It has to be some kind of a family thing or smth
'eepy
>>579065889
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>579066609>>579068261LICK
>>579037514I never expected to feel nostalgic for the days gone of a vidya general, let alone one that isn't even a year old and is dedicated to an 8 hour long singleplayer moviegame.
>>579063398If I take it off will she die?
Mandy's spaghetti
Mandy's tortellinis
Mandy's macaroni salad
Chad’s extra-sized meatballs
>>579083281Have you seen how big they are?
>>579060945nibble nibble
I hate morning shifts
>>579089156hey at least you get to go home in the afternoon
How I've been feeling lately.
Mandy's fish tacos
>>579093163feeling okay is better than feeling bad so there's that
Today I feel meh instead of bleh
Today I feel great
>>579099354Tummy…
Mandy's meat buns
U g h
>>579033338are you here bro...O:
I love sushi
>>579107027I love it too (:
Ironbros…https://x.com/needlessrelic16/status/2093306342970650819?s=46
>>579107154Oh yeah, I saw thatMeh
Mecha Man could beat Iron Man in a fight
>>579108474doubt itTony Stark could literally just outspend Robert
>>579107657>>579107154wtf is this though? some shit tier cancelled Marvel game from 2016?
>>579109156But can Tony Stark do this?https://youtu.be/SL4zHH2oFnM?is=iRL_tWNjz6V7C2lm
>>579110394lol.
>>579111005Mandy's big juicy watermelons...
I went to bed last night and when I was waking up, I heard Easier if We Fly playing in my head
>>579113616Have you been smitten?
I have borgar
BOBERT
>>579104701Always am. I read every reply in the thread after I come home and gaming.
>>579107027I hate sushi
fuckn zommer kids on scootsrs laughting at me. dan,m fkcns kids. anuwauw. oits friday. weekend. rejoice bros. i love u alll goooooooood night
>>579128791We love you too, Visiholic.
>>579128957hehe hopium aman. i love u faggot. gdnight. u should dirnk more foten. ahhhhhhh jesus
>>579128791goodnight visiholic
wiggle wiggle
>>579128791g'night
>>579129186fat ass
>>579128791Might be time to sober up
Dispatch on ice
Dispatch cosplay contest news.https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2093462413035045338
>>579134951I can cosplay a mean depressed Robert
>>579134546Oh god imagine Flambae on ice skates. He’d look fucking fabulous, and hot, the ice would melt.
Nah waterboi would be the best sk8er
>>579140259His skates would rust from the excess moisture.
Full moon out tonight
>>579142780Be careful. I'm not sure where that supersition came from. But ever since I've been privy to it. Full moons have never been the same to me.
>>579143080Go outside anon :)
>>579143567no
That was a phat food coma nap
>>579149471What'd you eat?
>>579149491borgar
>>579149602Must've been a big one, eh?
>>579151516apparently because it knocked me out for 3 hours
Predict ways for them to fuck up season 2
>>579153238any cheating/ntr subplot
>>579153238>Pointless celebrity cameos. Whether it's big name actors or streamers. I know our cast consists of both but AdHoc managed to find a way to use their talents proper. I don't want this to be Invincible.>They decide not to follow up on Robert and the rest of Torrance SDN. Instead focusing on a new set of characters in a different setting.>If they decide to continue on. No divergent story paths that take into account decisions from last season. (This is all but certain knowing Telltale but it's still annoying in my eyes).>Writers are riding by the seat of the pants and have no plan ahead of time when structuring the season. Leading to issues down the line between each episode.>Writing takes a nosedive and the humor gets more mean-spirited and taking lowjabs at the genre.>Few to no moments of genuine sincerity. Being undercut by bad jokes or dated pop culture references. >Contrived narrative beats for the sake of interpersonal conflict.>Reintroducing Winter as a rival to Robert and thrusting him and either love interest into a love triangle.>No further character development of the Z-team members.>They will either pay too much focus to Invisigal or Blonde Blazer (Not necessarily a downside if you like either but you get my drift).>Too few episodes for the season, not enough time to explore certain plot points or characters.>Rushed finale plagued with plot holes and inconsistencies all for the sake of creating artifical tension.>Robert being used as a doormat/sole problem solver to the rest of the cast much like how Clementine was in season 2. >The mech gets destroyed again for the sake of having him back behind the desk out of convenience to the writers/game designers.>Baiting potential for alternative romances only to never deliver. (Especially grating if Nick Herman decides he wants to "playfully joke" with his audience whether through social media or other events).>Character will remember that. (They will never remember that).Anything else?
>>579155115>>They decide not to follow up on Robert and the rest of Torrance SDN. Instead focusing on a new set of characters in a different setting.looking at past versions of games, this might be their least worst option.
>>579156556Perhaps but practically everyone wants to see Robert's journey continue with the Z-team.
>>579153238easiest way? Just follow a new cast instead of following the characters that made the game successful in the first place
Bobert had a brief period where he was a smoker
>>579162663Robert did say he got high once. Unless you're talking tobacco.
>>579163619Why not both?
>>579164893I don't know. I was just speculating.
>>579164994Chase did hint that he and Robbie smoked weed. He could have learned from his dad
Is it true women like it better when you go left
>>579169945>go leftMeaning?
>>579170130when you kiss you have to tilt your head in a direction
>>579170246Oh, I wouldn't know. I never kissed anyone in my life. Woman or man.
>>579170341Well scrubs told me women like it better if you went left. I never made the connection until I went back to this scene
>>579170626lol. That is something that never dawned on me until now. Guess that's something to take into consideration.
>>579172365how does she hide all that under her wig
>>579172856A lot of brushing, braiding, and conditioner. A bald cap if need be.https://www.tiktok.com/@nyahskyent/video/7572201058806533390
goodnight /sdn/ I love you allfucking eurocucks it's the weekend I better not wake up to see us on page 10 again
>>579175231g'nightno promises
>>579162663I can imagine he used to smoke until he realized he was wasting too much money on it that he could have instead put into the mech.Visi may corrupt him to pick up on the habit again.
>>579178363His throat tickles every time she's there
>>579144653Awe I love him :3
Robert should have a sneaking suit if he fights outside the mech all the time
I hate lines
>>579210317what lines
>>579211647had to wait in line for 40 fucking minutes just to throw away an old tv
>>579214170you could have waited until night and dump it on the street. then it would have become someone else's problem
Robert is lactose intolerant
>>579214663I could, but I'm not a jeet
>>579214765But then how will he feed on Mandy's milkers?
>>579214823a jeet wouldn't wait until night
I <3 him
I <3 her
>>579219627we know fujo
>>579219891we know visikek
>>579222147
>>579222147*slices his finger off*
>>579224926fujo artists really can't help themselves with the drama huh
>>579225018give them a break, they're working off literally nothing
I’m mixed Spanish/Italian and drama is in our blood/bones. It’s to the point where we start to question one’s love and affection if they don’t get violent or emotional or passionate enough. *slaps you**kisses you**slaps you again*
My mother is a narcissist who would expect me to save her from drowning instead of my wife or kids. She would glare at me furiously as she sinks. She’d make it extra difficult saving her, too. Just because.
>>579228283That's kind of hot
>>579228742Is your mother Chinese? Children are a retirement plan over there.
>>579228283A northern European person marrying into a Mediterranean (southern European) family really is in for the shock of their life once they realize how nuts some of these people are.
This is what love and affection looks like
>>579229359They're called love punches
only 2 days left until Adhoc announces the swimsuit dlcI can feel it in my bones
>>579231767>Swimsuit dlc releases>It's fucking Autumn
>>579231943every season is bikini season if you're not a pussy about it
This thread needs more boobs.
>>579236505Be the change you want to see.
>>579236737I would but I'm also trying to be considerate of the image limit
>>579237520Fair. We have been moving at a quick pace.
>>579222925:(
>>579236505This thread needs more assspecifically Mandy's ass in Robert's hands
They NERFED my FAVORITE SPELL in Elden Ring and I want to FUCKING KMS
>>579241414did he cut those earholes himself
>>579241587Maybe Malevola helped with that?
>>579241465They're still updating elden ring?
>>579236505What kind of boobs
>>579243085big onesbig and milky
If Herm and Mandy were normie SDN dispatchers!
>>579243515God save SDN
>>579243515I hope SDN has some waterproofed office supplies.
Reminder that Courtney is a saint and did nothing wrong
Reminder that Chad is a saint and did nothing wrong.
>>579247478Actually he burned down my house
>>579248778He was having a bad day.
>>579245786
Oh no, bros...https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1w21yvc/season_2_will_likely_have_a_different_animation/
>>579249359probably a nothingburger almost all of the animation work was done at igloo anyways
>>579249828True.
https://x.com/UzuLloyd/status/2093605883917779207
swimsuit dlchalloween dlcchristmas dlcendless dispatch modedirector's cutseason 2 announcementThe future is looking bright
How much of a lightweight is Mandy without the amulet
>>579252123SMOL
Does this seem accurate?
>>579259532Flambae is a bottomMandy is a switch (amulet)
>>579259532>Royd on top
>>579255437Tremendously so.
>>579032870What kind of music are they dancing to?For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em1Ar8iq3d8
>>579266058I imagined this. Hence the title of the OP.https://youtu.be/_HsO__D0v90https://youtu.be/Il2mNh8THSI
>GTA6 songsmakes me wonder if GTA exists in their universe
>>579266215>>579267028also GTAV's music list was so shit, I'm hoping 6 won't be the same but I'm not holding my breath. They're never topping SA's soundtrack though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTcbTHti39U
>>579267028If Twinkies, Sour Patch Kids, and D&D exists. I'm sure GTA exists in theirs too. I wonder if their version of GTA has superheroes in villains in it though?
>>579267229San Andreas was the pinnacle but there were some gems in V. At least according to my tastes.https://youtu.be/FQlAEiCb8m0?si=cPLaG6JrC3g0ZptKhttps://youtu.be/mMfxI3r_LyAhttps://youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI
>>579267425in the dispatch universe GTA is a form of escapism where superheroes don't exist and you can rob and murder with impunity
>>579267720kino
>>579259532Mandy is as bottom as it gets. Blazer however...
>>579259532How the fuck is Visi not in Watches?That's literally her thing.
>>579270273
>>579270273Because she's even more of a filthy bottom
>>579259532I want to imagine Phenomaman has no concept of cuckoldry and views the whole thing as more of a team sport
>>579278441g'night
>>579247274
>>579270273she's into voyeurism, not cucking. it's more like watching porn
https://x.com/telltalegames/status/2093980103638143001
>>579287092I'm more excited for TWAU2 than for GTA.
>>579287689The main dude is kinda bland from what I saw. Never thought a character would make me yearn for the reddit comedy of the GTAV trio.
>>579290537Yeah, his voice and personality are totally emotionless, but not in a 'stoic badass' way, he's just bland. Anyway the funniest thing is that you will have to refuel the cars. A vidya series known for the fact that you can store an entire arsenal of weapons in your ass, commit a mass murder without any consequences and do all kinds of crazy shit and they have decided that it needs more realism. I fucking can't, it's ridiculous
>>578985076not anymore, it's down too. elon you cunt
>>579259532I like to think Herm is a service top, or maybe I've been psyop'd into thinking this based on fanart tropes.
>>579259532Flambae is peak power bottom. He’s a top in that regard.
>>579294792I also find it ironic how a power bottom isn’t considered a top
>>579259532>gay top/bottom roles for all>only one character is actually gayyou can tell that this chart was not created by a straight person.
>>579297994Courtney is a top. She rides Robert. Pegs him sometimes too. His prostate is always sore on Sundays.
>>579299356you’re weird
>>579299356Nah, she's all talk. When they get naked she crumbles
>>579311508When you think about it's not actually that hard for visi to steal the amulet under her nose
Like many things smoking is disgusting irl but I find it very attractive on fictional women.
fictional women don't have to deal with smoker's lung
>>579316467fictional women don't have to deal with a lot of things, which is why they're better. like irl visi would be a complete mess of a person who would probably constantly cheat on robert.
>>579314952I feel like it depends on the kind of woman. It fits Visi, I can also imagine Mal smoking. But Mandy with a cigarette would feel off. >>579316721>who would probably constantly cheat on robert.I don't see it. She doesn't feel like a promiscuous type, she sneaks into cinemas alone to watch romcoms, acts tought but dreams about being submissive and is completely smitten with Robert. I don't see her cheating on him, she would rather be overly jealous or attached.
>Mandy with a cigarette
>>579287689>I'm more excited for TWAU2 than for GTA.This. Point & click games are my jam too...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHRtr_nnWaY&list=PLQuRdAspnXpM5rWAqZDCy0RWEWg5DtIvJ&index=13
I saw that ER fag
>>579323980wut.
>>579323980Fuck you
I don’t want it to be Sunday ;(
>>579329685sunday is funday
>>579331237he loves a gusher
>>579331237That sound very gay…
