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UMANKO IS AN ADDICTION
>mayano breadEWW
>>579051526some guy is going to reply to this thread and say Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever createdand he's gonna be right
I almost made another thread. That was the image I wanted to use
Thank God I can look at pictures now instead of reading 4chan uma heiroglyphs
what doth ear socks
wa[\spoiler]hey
>>5790515107 and you willany other number and you don't8 and you fuck copa
>>579051645orenjis will have their time, don't worry
We fucked
King Halo and her female trainer.
>>579049818Terrible.
>>579051692I don't care what Shiraoki-sama says, I'm going to do it
>>579051691I need to stop posting in the morning right when I wake up...........
orenji
How good is that skill on the Oguri wit card? I am thinking about what to borrow for Opera O and Doto for the next CM and I am leaning towards Nishino wit since the downhill is really narrow so that is a pretty good accel option but not sure about the skill that comes with the Oguri card
>>579051834
i overheard tamamo asking oguri something about eating out but i didnt quite catch itits nice that tamamo and oguri are such close friends they spend a lot of time in their dorm room together
FUNGYAROOOOOO
Post AI musumes
I woke up and Meisho Doto was in bed with me?
>>579051914
>>579051945what kind
This is Mejiro thread
>>579052041Sexy ones
>>579052086Best Mejiro tummy
>>579052130aight
>>579052086
Taishin refuses to spook me.
Ready for the CM?
My uma looks at me like this.
>>579051876Most of the times it's just an ok mid-race skill but 1 races out of 6 it gives you an XOguri tier speed carryover and accel
Line them up in neat mejirows.
>>579052335Ready as I can be, milegamba will be fun, I'll have to figure out how to get good stamina for CM19 and Arima Kino but that's a future problem.
>>579052335Ready for B finals hopefully
Why even play this game if not going M Trainer? Literally every difference favors you if you are one
>>579051463Thanks anon
oguri would do this for tamamo
>>579052781What the fuck are you on about?
COPA COPATARU TARU
>>579051748Threesome with King and her trainer
>>579052781Be considerate to Umama & respect her gender identity
My trainee keeps sending me lewd images of herself and Tazuna said there's nothing she can do about it
>>579052460Ah 1 in 6 isn't worth it in my opinionThanks anon.I'll stick with Nishino wit. Unless I read that NSM in good in which I might borrow Yukino wit.
>>579053021What exactly are you meant to do...?
I (Claude) put in an uma ranker just to see at a glance who is just naturally given a kit good at the track. Runs all uma all styles at the same time with an otherwise no skill uma (this means xoguri wont work). Shows the mean value of the various things. Does not take into account their base aptitude, but lists it for reference.
>>579052401That means she hates you in woman speak she wants to have sex with you
>>579053165Does this apply to doberspeak as well?
>>579052041cunny ones
>>579053280imagine
>>579053391
>>579053197Yes. Especially doberspeak
wow Mambo is dropping even faster than I expected
hate tanukishate cryershate babydachishate teiohate chiyonohate fukusimple as
>>579053675Hate isn't a random act of kinda nice
it's called SPEAKI
>Do not the horse>Also the horse
>>579053869Consider it nice that I don't hate Twin Turbo.
>>579053891WE CALL EHM CRYERSY BECAUSE THEY CRY! AND THATS THAT!
>>579053671The husband and baby are going to die and she will have to live with that forever due to elven ageing.
>>579053942Machan in slutty short shorts DOKO
>>579053942Sorry, I was too busy ogling Rob Roy in the back.
>>579053159utools has something similar on the jp side if you want inspiration https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/race/courses/10801/effects
>>579052086>>579052327I'm going to make Mejiros
>>579054147Mejiro HAGS
I miss half TP
>>579054147A flock of beautiful women, with boytits Ryan and mcqueen the tubby.
Newfag here, is there any cock-loving uma or are they all team yuri?
>>579053976
>>579054245The whore of Tracen.>>579054204
>newfag here
>>579054289ok, now I hate Twin Turbo.
>Phalaenopsis has now more arts on gelbooru than EfforiaOH NO NO NOOO STALLIONBROS SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>579054454That's a random act of super evil
>>579054517the nips long for sexy kunoichi
>>579054320But Curren is the most innocent filly..
>>579054517>>579054581
>>579054567Her voice is awful, she's ugly, her shark teeth look disgusting, and she's a loser.
>>579054730And yet she beat Rice Villain when it mattered most my friend
Tjey really shouldn't make the old lady umas do those silly dances
>>579054245All umas are for (You)
tldr supporting Lovcen is not problematic, but he is still owned by someone who might be the relative of the red yeast guy
>>579054756I hate Rice Shower too so that doesn't matter to me.
>>579054517Phalaenopsis looks cute as fuck, that's why
>>579054581Actually even worse among global fans because most global fans didn't care about F4 in the first place
>>579054843I hope your mindset improves for the sake of those around you
Is it important to learn 18 songs in Grand Live or should I just try to get 16 each run?
>>579054904>>579054850>>579054517Cute ear condoms
FRIDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
>>579054928This is my place to get out my hate.I'm not like this in my real life.
>Couldn't get a better Brian or Rudolf despite using all my borrows in the past few daysThe RNG in this scenario is out of control, every time I get something favorable in one of skills/stats/aptitudes a chain whiffs a key skill or I don't roll Mile S (or in Brian's case, actually lose the run to the normal route TSS with 500+ stamina as a late which never happened even in Old Unity) or the rainbows just refuse to come even in the last three turns with all the specialty priority and TE. And that's after dealing with all the Light Hello/shop/token/song RNG that can smother runs before they even really start. I honestly don't know how I'm going to put up with having to pull highrolls out of this drinking bird on Speed casino of a scenario for four more CMs.Really regretting giving up on the Mile A Rudolf pictured too early and buying Lane Legerdemain for TT instead of double circling my greens.
>>579054517Phalaenopsis is so pretty that even my female uma fan friends love her. Meanwhile Efforia looks like something you expect from a gacha game heroine...
>>579054973Do you think 15 extra stats will make a difference?
>runs cost 30tp nowNOOOO MY LOOPAAAAA
Nobody actually hates this precious emo baby
>>579054982YAAAAAAY!!!!!!
>>579055104New Zealand bro...
>>579054517She reminds me of Curren Bouquet.And that's a good thing.
>>579054983To even consider hate is to end your own life friend
>>579055097I do. She has ruined one too many McQueen and Bourbon careers.
>>579055175uh uh. AusGOD.
>>579055097true
no more aussies
Post CM18 aces
>>579054517>>579054904Is she gonna talk like some old-timey japanese lady
There are no aussies in this thread.It's just spiders typing on keyboards.
I like spiders
>>579055454That's what the snakes want you to think
spiderbros...they're onto us...
>>579054517I already claimed her
>>579055097The only thing I hate about her is that she's not in my stable and that she's killed a few of my runs Still remember when I posted my stable before the all-uma banner came out and someone thought it was photoshopped since I didn't have Rice or Spe (later pulled Spe on the all-uma banner)
>>579055249Opera O is easy!
don't open
doto
>>579055614I pity the rice deficient and I hope you recover
>>579055641The Mare Opera O
Is Rice good for you?
>>579055195how? besides being mares and sex
>>579054517This is a sign for them to release the rest of the Golden Generation. It’s time for Air Jihad, Agnes World and Wing Arrow
>>579055768tits too smallno muffin topno pubes peeking out
>>579055929>Air JihadWhere was this uma on September 11, 2001?
>>579055951Doto would have a muffin top and hairy pubes...?
>>579054517She should take off those bandage underwear instead.
>>579055994Forgetting to shave her pubes before a photoshoot would be pretty on brand.
>>579055978He's not called Air Mossad
>>579055994Yes
>>579056051That's hot. Especially if it was a swimsuit shoot. And she's going to be the cover girl on a nationally distributed magazine. And you can see her pubes in the photos.
>>57905497316 songs with +2 stats is better than bloated 18 with +1.
Human women are fucking disgusting
>>579055894And flowers by her ears.
>>579055929>Air JihadAgreed. We should also get Inshallah as an Umahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSFV3aGpGQ0
Do you ever think about the racehorses who never won anything and get sold off for horsemeat after 6 years or so
Green Bourbon...
What do we think of the other Satono
>>579056128this cracker would say this
>>579056242I don't even think about my umaglue despite doing it everyday. Why should I think about literally who.
>>579056242That's a proven fact.
Does she have a chance? Hidden skills are Dodging Danger, FR Savvy, Groundwork, THH, Slipstream, See Ya Later, Firm Resolve, IgWit.The no mile S streak hit 11 before this run broke it.
>>579056170he cute and old
>>579056268I like her....
>>579056321Maybe, test it out in rooms but that sub 1500 speed will be rough. She should have no problem taking the lead with escape artist
>>579054995You're hitting the stam for mile, though, I'm gonna be stumped figuring out how to get good stats WITH stamina requirements for the medium after this and the long-disguised-as-a-medium with Arima Kinen.
>>579056337He's a lovely ojisan, love his cosplays
My trainee likes lemon juice on her karaage
>>579056509These are not young women.
How's NSM during this next medium CM?
I have an urge to snack on Helios/Palmer support banner..
Fuck Laisu
>>579056242Not everyone can be a winner.
>>57905646060 SP and over 100 tokens got stranded by shit lesson RNG at the end. Honestly I doubt I can make a better Maru at this stage, but man do I hate this fucking scenario.
>>579056321Are you running triple front
>>579056602That's mean...
>>579056473 (me)medium-disguised-as-a-long* got my dumb joke backwards.
>>579056287sex, like the other Satono
>>579056602Fuck you too
When does it stop hurting being a wit NNlet with a late surger oshi?
>>579056683I have nothing else built. I'm probably bringing Rudolf as a debuffer and a second front to run with Maru. Maybe Currenchan for Adored by All.
>>579056297Life is precious
>>579056753neveryou’re behind until you manage to finesse your own neicha
>>579056827So does the human life that eat the horsemeat. Stop being vegan anon.
>>579056602I already do?
>>579056753Why not just get 1LB CB and run her as end?
>>579056242I think about how much better this general would have been if Chiyo was one of those horses
>>579056867
Mejiro love
>>579056812With triple front you would increase your odds by crowding out pacers from their accels but with only 2 and a debuffer you'll have it rough
Finally got my dream team, they should add a feature where you can pet the Umas.
>>579056753In L'Arc probably. Maybe GM if you plan on rolling for Pokke since she has the white version as a hint
>>579056473The answer is stacking as many stamina sparks as you can, throwing in a stamina card (preferably Creek) and praying. Put as many Passion points as you can into Stamina and click Creek a few times (especially during summer camp) and if the RNG is kind to you you may just hit 850-900. I was scared of quad-murmur lobbies murdering me in Virgo 2 but that shouldn't be as big of a problem in Sagittarius 2 and Scorpio 2 so one gold should be enough. It's a tough choice between 2-1-2-LH and 3-1-1-LH, the latter is better at hitting 15-1600 speed but your wit will suffer big time; with the former you'll have good wit with some luck but you have to high roll Speed hard to get anything above 1400.
>>579056753Wit Dia
>>579056927Time concerns aside I don't really want two other front aces robbing A&S. I just want Maru to win a plat so that I can never train fronts again.
>>579056865Me on the right
>>579056753I'd say you can live without NN for late surgers, it's not as important as Maru for front
>>579056753You have both fairly competent and fairly cope option with wit Groove at the start of October. Offers Fast and Furious as her gold, passable at 0LB but 1LB gets her the second speed bonus, anything higher gets you mood effect. The jump between 0 and MLB priority is 50 to 65. Not sure if that's worth trading OYL but you get skill point bonus and can try to cope with Slick Surge.
>>579056965Why is Rice on dirt
>>579057168Rice grows in dirt dumbass, how do you think we get crops?
>>579057168Because she has dirty thoughts
>>579057059Well if thats what youre after then all I can really say is that she'll beat the potential deluge of independent learners we'll be getting but will fold to acrually competently built umas most of the time. Just always get matched against shitters!
when the HECK is the fucking daily skip cy GAYMES i'm tired of the 200 clicks needed for daily tts
>>579057209I thought rice grew on swamps or something and oats grew on dirt
>>579057226This Rice is very lewd...
>>579057245Can you wait until 4.5 anni?
>>579057261There's dirt under the water the water is for weed prevention
>>579057245kys
>wake up>club dropped another ten ranks not like this...
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO 30TP AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579057226Rice is pure...
>>579057168Idk i just stuck here there
Mambros....
>>579057356mambwo...
>>579057435
Auto runs costing 30 TP is trainer abuse. They should be 15tp forever
>>579057458Why is Machitan on sprint
>>579057671They should be 900 TP, but we should get a prize of 7000 TP every time we complete a career.
>>579057734>7000 TPThat's enough TP for my bunghole
>>579057621cute!
>>579057782Okay Beavis.
>>579057690See >>579057458
Playing radio.
I always wanted to ask... why is Maya not an orenji? But taiki is!? It makes no sense
>>579056242how is that depicted in the world of uma
>>579057910Cuuuuuute
>>579057946career ending pregnancy
Is this canon?
>>579057945She's not part of the 1997 gen
>>579057946They become a normie wagie. You know working in stores or doing umaeats delivieries.
>>579057946Watch cingrey, that's what happened to Berno pretty much
>>579058002They'd rape young men and pillage their settlements... Horrifying...
>>579056294Hey can you not call Grass a "cracker"? She's japanese
>>579058002they raped their way through asia and eastern europe....
>>579058187A cracker weeaboo
why do they have to be so expensive
>>579058056>Teasing the umaeats delivery uma because she took so long to cover the distance and even urara mogs her
>>579058187She likes it when Christmas rolls around because then she can eat all of the KFC she wants
>>579056753I run 0lb NN lol
>>579058330Fatty
>>579052329Taishin spooked me when pulling for Machan
>my trainee doesn't have a burger pocket
>>579058485>tama chugging the entire coke bottle
>>579057946Imagine being imortal and stuck working the register for all eternity
>>579058283The only "good" deals are the vouchers and monthly carats. At least spend smartly if youre going to spend
>>579058485mine does
>>579058485Clean it up janny
>>579055240Millet, my beloved
Honestly Biwa should gave my children
>>579058330The perfect excuse...
is there a way to skip every card, scenario and training events and only keep the trainee events?alsobros i got proposed by opera
mare
filly
stallion game
>>579058485I'm always amused when Verxina suffers charisma break
>>579058862Stallions lost >>579054517
>>579058485Verxina is so cute
>already forgotten 1 day after her bannerNo....
phanopsi sitting on my face
>>579058485>burger pocketThat's just her stomach
>>579058963Her body is unforgettable
Today i learned that you dont need to watch sloptubers for CMsyou need to see winrate on hakuraku
>>579059047generic whore bodylet me see phalemopsos naked and orgasming
Fate worse than deathTo be forgotten
Any other Mambros leaving next month?
>>579058923Gentil tore...
How will stallionkeks recover?
>>579059123witgod + hakuraku. that's all you need. witgod is good because global players end up playing most of what's on his guides
>>579059123you're late
>>579059129Aston isn't a whore
>>579058187she orders biscuits and gravy at the school cafetaria and has to actively stop herself from saying “y’all” every sentence
women love her
>>579059173what do you mean?
>>579059205I wish my car was a whore
>>579059173helios67hands.gif
>>579059234Grass' umazing Umerican heritage
it was really strange when spe looked directly and grass when she said she was proud to be a JAPANESE uma musume
>>579058485me when i drop 20 dollaridoos worth of food onto the floor tee hee xdddd
>>579059298Grass wears those short shorts with a g-string
>>579059298Ca-li-for-nia girlsWe're unforgettableDaisy dukes Bikinis on top
>>579059298her grass makes me wonder
Ok umagrok now draw her farting
>>579059246>Efforia being shilled as the new Almond Eye>started with way more arts than Phalae since she got a card and was basically everywhere in the PVs>Phalae still ended up getting more arts after a few daysCygames must regret shilling Efforia as the next big thing when a double tiara mare they barely introduced is mogging her in popularity lol
>>579058623but my dailies
>>579058485>got a boner from the tama bellyit's so fucking over for me
>>579058485why are donna's walnut crushers out
>>579058485truly embarrassing so is me not having Jordan, I await her spook
NEVER ask a Grassposter where their Grass ace is.
>>579059635I mean, Phalae is in the golden gen and she's hella cute, her eyes are captivating
>>579059123If you're waiting to see hakuraku win rates, you're too late on your parents
Bloomers erotic
>>579059817I only run cleric grass in long cms
copano rickey in qipao feeding me dumplingsplease three goddess
I'm kinda disappointed with Machan's storyI hoped she was for (you) while she's mostly for herself and the trainer is actually peak side character helping her even if she doesn't really care about him (and her motivations are pretty fair and convincing considering her past). She starts to care about (you) when she gets a reality check from Hishiama(SEXOOOO) because i think she really got addicted to her trainer's cock and pushes Machan to do the same.But in the end, it seems like she just wants you to not forget about her.It's more like heccking cute daughterino all over again, but her body is too hot for me to see her as that.Her story overall is really good tho.Did i miss something? I haven't done the hot-spring ticket event yet.
Which umaboys are the most erotic?
i like when yaeno memory goes -_-
Umama this... V that... Why can't we talk about the good and based trainers of this general? Like the urara god or the cunny team anon
>half AP goneNyo... My pots... I can't loooooooooop
Any cuties?
>>579060523Look in the mirror nonnie
>wake up>wash my teeth>feed my cat>start fan run>check DMs>open /uma/good morning umadacchis on this great CM day
Talk about me, Anonymous
>>579060216She is not daughter codedShe is ghost/fae coded
>>579059123That only works if you're an average torena(ie retarded.) I drift between 80-95% WR on CMs while that site is trying to convince me my comp should only have 30% WR.
Mackie is useless
>>579060660What's your win rate in cm finals, nonny?
>>579060732100%. You?
>>579059123hakuraku sloppers do what sloptubers say, you're eating third party gaslightsyou only need to see the track in gametora to know what to do
>>579060746
Mare race? I think make mare aces
>>579060824Yeppers!
good morning
>>579056876I would do that if we weren't in a "speed and wit training only" scenario and her innate gold recovery being late only
wtf is this
I just got my first Kentucky Sried Miracle card event. She is pretty cute.
If i win once i get in B finals, if i win 3 out 5 i get into A finals right?
>>579061032yeppers
>>579061019Become an itoddler or buy the approved gookchink android phones
>>579061019read
>>579061019Read between the lines. People with the downgraded devices will be killed, and people with the newly recommended ones will be given enormous in-game bonuses.
>>579061019your 2008 android phone will be removed from the list of support because it's a 2008 android phone buy a new one
>>579061114>>579061182>Can't proc pink sparks because my phone doesn't support it anymore Owari da...
>>579060867Dasukeyo!
>>579061019I don't want to buy a new phone just so that I could continue looping..
>Japan drank the whole apple coolaid so they don't even bother making a phone competitor to chinks and gooksSad
>wins one of the classics >loses the other due to bad luck>wins the arima beating the strongest of the previous generation>fumbles senior yearThat description could fit either Satono Diamond or Efforia yet one is considered to be just a good horse and the other one of the strongest horse of all time and probably going to be a limited umaSatono Diamond didn't fumble his senior year that badly btw
>>579061263Sony is Japanese...
>>579061421They're spiritually Commiefornia now
>>579061469You are spiritually retarded
>>579061417Dia-chan owns Little Saint Sweepy Island and has a lot of influence
>>579061421this hasn't been true for a long time
>>579061019>"we're updating the minimum recommended GPU">fake outraged anonsslow night huh
>>579061019>PC uma needs 16gb ramWhat the hell
>>57906167530 fps game btw
No one in Japan(and anywhere else) unironically uses Sony phonesThey have the highest percentage of itoddlers in the world
>>579061675Yeah cos windows 11
>>579061675This means they are planning to add 60+ fps option soon hahaha.....
>>579061675everything needs 16GB ram minimum, if you didn't upgrade to 64GB or 128GB when you had the chance it's owari for you
I miss the good times
>>579061019>>579061675This is a good thing, it's basically a soft ban for Indonesia.
>>579061626If that were true she would be an anni limited uma
>>579061675They need your PC to mine BTC
>>579061792retardbro, this doesn't mean the game won't work on devices under the minimum requirementsit only means they will stop replying to emails about the game not working properly if you don't meet the minimum requirements>>579061817>big torena cockayo??
Which trainee would fall for umacoin rugpull
>>579061675>minimum requirement is my exact pc spec
>>579061019>my phone isn't in the listIT'S OVER
>>579061675Isn't 16GB of Ram basically a min for everything? Even my shitty 5+ year old laptop has 16GB
Biwa is sexy
>he fell for the 16GiB meme
>>579061893entry level shittops are still sold with 4GB
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc>https://jiggie.fun/HM1qJchttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc>https://jiggie.fun/HM1qJchttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc
>>579061879>currentard>cannot stop thinking about cocks
>>579061417>one of the strongest horse of all time???
>half tp is over AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just got 50 carats from a TT and I didn't get a screenshot so no one will believe me...
>>579061975maybe in SEA lmao you can't run windows on 4GB
>>579062025Efforia fags and Cygames are this delusional yes
>>579059635People love the golden gen. They should just make a movie or a new anime/manga series about them.
16gig is the minimum for LLMs/AIsloppa. Cyjews is just trying to mine shitcoins on our PCs now.
>>579061019>Galaxy A15 noton the lust even though they only came out three years ago
>>579062102But without Grass Wonder
How to fight the emptiness within bros?it's not that I don't function and perform and more that there's nothing that truly keeps me passionate and burning everyday. Latching unto things fill the void but ultimately it gets consumed to nothing as well.
Danchou just flew over my house
>>579060216Anon speedread the sprinter stakes event...
I'm going to kill someone
Rickey!
>>579062096They're trying to ride the hype of F4spawns doing well right now. Her whole scenario was pretty bad.
>>579062082>maybe in SEA lmaoclose>you can't run windows on 4GBthat doesn't mean John Barubuto won't skin you $700 to learn that firsthandhttps://www.hp.com/au-en/shop/hp-laptop-15-fd0943tu-d90s3pa.html
So half tp is over and I have parents for dirt, mile and medium mutating and cmsOverall this was a profitable period, now I may deadline for the first time and just ride GL out
>>579062235>hpanyone buying anything from this brand deserves to be scammed tbqhwyfamalan
>Buy a mile skill>Shifting Gears>I'm running a backliner>Buy a mile skill>No Looking Back>I'm running a backliner>Buy a late surger skill>Studious
Please install more ram to remember Machan
>Using Windows in 2026Lmao
>>579062235Laptops are all scams
>>579062370I can't play my main game on linux
>>579062246Same, I looped for a bit then went full on to make GPs and Parents for any distance and terrain with funny quirks, half TP was nice.I hope anons didn't waste all this time loooooooping for only 1 cm.
>>579062357>install more ram>reboot PC>forget Machan again
>my 6gb android 9 phone from 2019 can't run uma anymoreIT'S OVER SEABROS
>>579062096I never saw anyone claim Efforia is that strong. Many jap fans will have strong feelings towards 2021 classic gen but not once did I witness a claim that Efforia is one of the strongest in history
>>5790620327 g1 winner btw
you can still have infinite tp if you roll 10 carats for every autorun
>>579062370I took the enterprise pill so I don't get any of the slop and I won't need to upgrade for at least another 5 years.
my test-late isn't doing anything, two fronts it is
>>579061893You probably got a 16gb laptop cause you know about pc specs and such; my 2016 gaming laptop (lmao) came with 8gb but I upgraded it to 16gb for cheap and it was very serviceable back then. A lot of new budget/midrange shitter laptops these days still come with 8gb and sell well because the average buyer knows nothing about specs/value
fronts cum quickly, lates need a lot of effort
my copano? rickey
>>579062764HOEEH??
>>579062845
>>579062862
IT WAS FUCKING RAINING
>>579061675>>579061019I can't believe Doto would do something like this
>>5790627292016 is a bit older than mine tbf, I think I bought mine in early 2020 just before the Covid lockdowns.It was the cheapest gaming laptop I could find
It's the fucking Batman
>>579063127Sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-z1u2svqLkPretty good.
>>579063097Upgrade your PC. Buy RAM, buy storage, buy a GPU. Wait a couple years before you get a CPU and mobo though, Doto will be increasing scarcity of those components soon.
You should have built a computer last year
>>579057245I need this update
Let grok play umamusume for you in the cloud
>>579063323Wanna buy me some RAM cutie?
>>579063294I have 64GB and a 2070 Super fuck you I'm not replacing everything to upgrade to W11
Feng Shui is made up bullshit and Copano Rickey is an ugly pedophile.
What do I do with those now that I upgraded all my R cards
>>579063152Now that is an erotic Tarumae
>people unironically discussing pc system requirements retards...
>>579063323I did 2 years ago before AItism pricing
>>579063323my current computer plays everything I want to and will for the forseeable futureI only have slight fomo for running local AI
>>579063405>2070 SuperThat's my old pre-2023 GPU!
Simply just download more ram
[Shocking news]They rolled the update weeks ago so if your PC or phone had no problem running the game you are not affected
>>579063407>7
A looper genocide just happened and you don't care
>my trainer has 2gb ram
>>579063708yea im not spending carats to loopa lmao
I should visit Tomakomai
>>579063796Fuck
>>579063679I...I think...I think Rickey is erotic.
>>579063742This illustration makes it very clear that your trainer is bulging with far more RAM than you will ever need: >>579051748
a fucking mobile game shouldn't require 16 gbs
What the fuck do men even do when umas are inherently superiorWhat about WW1 and 2?Genghis khan?Rome?Greece/Sparta and Persians?Huh?
>>579063796Hokkaido mountains
Sex with Tomakomai's local-dol, eh!
>my only consistent front is rickey
>>579063978umadysseus was a real freak for proposing the trojan uma
>>579063978Win apparently cause according to the game and media, umas are inherently retarded
this chud is kinda growing on mei think i will voucher her
>>579063978umas are still herd animalseasily frightened and need someone telling them where to go
>>579063978I tried finding an image of a caveman era uma wife that I know exists but I cannot find it...
>>579064473Maya!
>>579064437post more crying Spes, I need to jerk off
>>579063152>>579063420>>579063796Hokko on my cocko!
>>579064473did they intentionally make these look goofy as hell
>>579064437
>>579064473>>579064597Little chuds
>>579064565Are her fat tits her hokkos or her tarus
>>579064473Mayason
>>579061893The game isn't a actually using 16gb, it has to list that because the recommended is Win11 and that by default is using 16 so thry would be lying if they said a win11 pc running the game wasn't using a minimum of 16gb.Same reason Win10 requirements say 8gb for games made in 1997, you have to take into.account that windows is there.
>>579064565>>579064635booba
No Mile S or wit rainbows for 5 turns in a row
>>579064629Thats just a picture Maru during primary school
>>579064565Trillions are saying this
>>579064635Hokkos = TiddiesTarus = ThighsMaes = Face cheeks
>>579064756There is no way a trainer wouldn't make a move on a trainee like this.
>>579064565This is where the 16gb of ram goes to
>>579064872
>>579064890She's tempting me...
>>579064635I call them mae-ne
>they didnt loop RAM parentsOhnonononono
>>579062441>she thinks people loop for one (1) singular cmlol that's cute
My trainee said she wanted nothing to do with me once the contract is up, and when I was relieved she looked sad
Stop drooling over some country bumpkin plump bitch
>>579064756>>579064890I like the subject matter frequently drawn by this artist.
For me it's da dahby
Shut the fuck up, all of you.
>>579061019>>579061675Wtf is this bullshit, I only have 8GB on my gtx 1060 and i5 6600
Okay real talk. Does the paid training pass come with tp drinks?
>>579065010
I'm interested in fake talk myself.
>>579065104yes, the free one too
>>579065138wow she looks gorgeous in that dress, her future husband is a lucky man
>>579065205>my trainers wants to piss
I just made a Ug6 Tosen Jordan. She is my highest ranker ever.
>>579065267>>579065205
>>579065190Sweeper's fake hat ears
>>579064473I think i liked family mart more when I was there, i could've lived off of their pre-made meals.
I'm not moving to win11. Even Microsoft realized no one fucking is which is why security updates for 10 got extended for another full year
Is there even anything to do in Tomakomai?
>>579065219My loops will me saved in time...
well that's the best laisu I could muster before CM with mile Sabove there's vaudeville, pulse, budding and double circled firm and right handed>corner recovwas forced to take it for haruten
>>579062665the rewards are halved too though so it won't pay for itself on average...
>>579065373
>>579065563Yeah, leave
>>579064993I HATE CURREN
>>579065563Find a cute girl
>>579065563sex with hokko
>>579063323I built a computer three weeks ago but can't get it to work because of a GPU issue
Are we rolling for this umamusume?
>>579065721No
>>579065721Strong, but born in the wrong generation
>>579065721nyo
What's tachyon problem and not finishing the DAMN CHAIN? Fucking fraud of a card
>>579065707what's the issue
>>579065563Yeah, each other
My ram is 7 years old and dlowly dying but replacing it is so expensive
>>579065850The GPU
>>579065721on the rerun with titty shuttle sure
>>579065791Just pick the GL songs that increase the event chain rate, simple as.
>>579065850I don't know i tried everything, its the white thingy light, i've tried re-installing the gpu like 4 times now. The red power lights in the gpu turn on, i literally just think its not plugged in right but i don't know how to get in instalked properly because the holes don't line up with my case
>>579065920ok but WHAT is the issue with the GPU? did you buy a brick or something?
>>579066010It doesn't work
>>579065992are you sure your ram is seated properly, white light is usually a ram problem
>>579065943nta but how exactly do those work?
>>579065791for me, it's that she's never on speed
Sorry but I only train short, flat or mentally ill trainees
stupid ass nerds talking about your “personal computers” and “random access memory”
If I just replace one or two more Team Trials girls, I might actually get retained in class 6 this week, for the first time in months.
>>579066260Maybe if you paid attention in class you'd understand what they're talking about
>>579066260tosem retard wouldn't even know how tk pronounce those words
>>579066170nta, it doesn't.
>>579066260all you need is a thinkpad
>>579066330J know rigiht
>>579066073I thought orange was ram, but thank you will check ram s well, thing is, gpu doesn't turn on at all, fans aren't running
You should thank me for supporting the servers
>>579066379well spin them by hand then, the device will catch on soon enough
>>579066446That could have been RAM
>>579066260Sorry, this is a Rulership general, gamers rule girls drool
>>579066446What if I want the game to fail? Should I curse you?
>>579066456Will do!
…?
>>579066260KEEP BUILDING THESERANDOM MEMORIES TURNING OUR DAYSINTO MELODIES
>>579066446
>>579066549No, you should curse yourself for not supporting the servers.
>>579066371Can I uma in a thinkpad?
Does cygames know that their paying customers are mostly lonely men? If so, why is there a heavy focus on yuri?
>>579066651>dober when she sees me blocking off her exit in the alleyway
>>579066446SHE STOOD UNSHAKEN, A PIG IN THE STORMA GAL OF CONVICTION, A WHALE REBORNSHE SPOKE THE TRUTH, THERE'S NO COST TOO HIGHSHE LIVED FOR CYGAMES, UMAFRAID TO STYWEEEE AAAARE XOOGGY KIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.A PACER, A 'CLOSER, HER WALLET HELD NEARA DECK BUILT ON RAINBOWS, ON DEBT WITHOUT FEARTHE WORLD TRIED TO DEBUFF, BUT HER OINK REMAINSIN US IT ECHOES, THE XOOOOOG SHE SUSTAINS(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOGGY KIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.THE CHANMI IS RAGING, THE BROWNEST WILL DIEWE RISE WITH HER WHALING, WE EXIT THE STYBUHI IS ETERNAL, THE HOG IS OUR GUIDEWITH XOG AS OUR CAP(as in peak)TAIN, WE WALK SIDE BY SIDE(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.
There could be female trainers among us
>>579066963I assume all dober posters are foids
>>579066963King Halo has one.
>>579067002wtf
... does this mean a15 is kill?
>>579067005yeah, she has my dick inside her
>>579066963i don't see the diffwrence between the two hands...
>>579066379does the red light on the gpu stay on when you boot up the pc
>>579066963yea we call them shakursisters
flex cards (ruby) suck so muchnice gp tho
>>579066963amogus
>>579067259Nails are different and the top hand is thinner
>>579066963Donna's trainer is canonically female
do you guys get worried about our thread personalities if haven't posted in a while
>>579067316I think thats a pretty good Ass Wonder and she blows my late surgers out of the water
Imagine a bratty uma bullying your dick...
>>579067420No.
>>579067420i apready have enough voices talking in my head outside of the internetto be rid of my online ones would be a welcome change
>>579067420>6:00AM on the clock>curren drama postYou're always so on time, do you get paid to do this?
>>579067420Are you even a person?
Oh boy let's do my borrows today-3 runs glued in junior
Man, I fucking love Rulership. Life with her would just be tits and video games
>>579067424and my late surgers blow my dick everyday
>>579067291Ah, those only show when i boot normally only when leave a power cable out of the gpu, the lights don't show when its all pluged in, so its more just a power light, but it shows the gpu has signs of life. On the motherboard, i have a white and green light
>>579067420Who are you most and least worried about
>>579067424I guess she murders anyone with her power but lates feel kinda bricked this cm
>>579067554this flattie doesn't have anything for you to suck ontf are u on abt, nigger?
>>579067583have you tried changing the display connection, either using a different port or a cable
>>579067620You just need to get lucky
I do not care for Epiphania. She insists upon herself.
Is it still worth it to spend carats to do independent training runs?
>>579067420am I a thread personality?
>>579067587I worry about the other Curren posters and I hope v dies
>>579062370The funniest thing happened the other day, I was doing dailies in BA while my PC decided to update both adrenalin AND fucking windows at the same time, both unprompted, so the computer starts screen flickering, then reboots into windows update, and then when it turned back on adrenalin got so fucking corrupted it crashed video driver(into reboot) every 5 minutes and would also fucking crash it when I tried to repair install adrenalin itself. Had to do clean driver and Adrenalin install to fix. Right after that load of bullshit in my face after I specifically fucking told windows to postpone every update for 2 weeks I made fedora install usb and going to be transferring to that on weekends because I can no longer stay on this god forsaken sloppa developed (((operating))) system. Copa umamusume
I want herdo I impulse
>>579067685insist on my dick, retard>>579067697you're a whore, and you should kys>>579067717curren a shit
>>579067730Of course you do
>>579067420no, in fact, I pray every day that I don't have to see them post ever again
>>579067671No, i will try tho, thank you
>>579067697If you're the rapeable FineMo poster, yeah
>>579067450
>>579067730I guess I can afford it>>579067769what
>>579067841I can't fully trust this, the amount of tickets it calculates is surreal to me
>>579067554Too true
>>579067730You will get her in the next 10 pull
>>579067837My dick is +8 inches so Helios cant zoomer pun me, its over
>>579067837You just know a dicklet korean made this since no woman is gonna be that excited about an average 6.5 inch dick
>>579067984please
>>579067660>Rulership >Flat Are you retarded?
>>579067920imo it lowballs how many carats and tickets you get
>>579067793there is no rapeable finemoposter
>>579067837I HATE HELIOS
I did it!
>>579068050better to lowball and leave people with extra funds than to overshoot and leave people short
>>579051526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IuXPQGSInc
>>579067920uncheck the 3k career/tt daily carats toggle, and you'll get a more realistic estimate
>>579068106I LOVE RUBY
>>579068141Horses in hotsprings never stops being funny to me.
>>579068106Ruby is a big dumb baby!
>>579068186month carats, i mean
Loopa are still carats positive if you are lucky
Nishino would give me a nursing handjob.
>>579068039Please what
>>579067609I don't like this ambiguous image
Lads, I ordered a chicken and mushroom stuffed crust Pizza for lunch.
>>579068349he means, show your fucking dick, retard
>>579068186Why would you do that? You don't do your dailies?
>>579063453What aspect ratio does /uma/ use instead?
Fuji Kiseki
>>579067316this isn't mant bwo your affinity is cooked sadly
>>579068141Your hors was naked, Maya, that towel is not true to RL! I demand you take it off immediately.
>>579067554Also you wouldn't need to work cause she's rich
>>579068265That one? If I toggle that off all my rolls explode starting with pasa speed. That cant be right
>>579068508You mean Fuji Kisexki
Fat Rula tits
>>579068720My wife Mr. CB and her boyfriend Katsudon Ace
>>579068405No, this is a blue board?
besides gold city who has a CANON fat trainer
>>579067948not quite but amazing regardlessDUPES:Curren Chan 5* one dayWedding MayaSummer SpeNEW:Valentine Bobo <-------- HOLY SHITBallroom FujiTWO Machanvery happy with this
>>579067420its 1930 here
>>579068871please do not abuse the surprise boxes
>>579068871>valentines bobobro... she's washedyou're supposed to get vfujin
>>579068845Wait, what does that background text say?
Strong hors
>>579068589Is the 5.6 version the latest version? I can't find this setting
>>579068948What indeed...
>>579068485the dailies are different from the random carats you win in career g1s.if you want to estimate for the lowest possible amount of carats you can save, then unchecking that would be the move. otherwise, it means not getting any carats at all in 5 career runs is going to drive you insane
>>579067685She's probably the weakest "anniversary" Uma to date in terms of design and personality but any Uma following Rulership was going to struggle to stand out
>>579068915they're being used as a surprise thoughare you stupid or something
>>579068498I don't think you understand how bell curves work
nobody bounces like this
I feel restrained and lost after double TP is over
>>579068874>its 1930 here
>>579068970Yeah it is. You have to go in the top right of the first page to open the settings. They are hidden on by default
>>579068932she's not washed until she's replaced by her card (the good one)
>>579068050I myself, already lowball my gains when inputting, and even then it seems an insane amount each month
>15 mile sparks>not a single mile inspiration out of my 4 glued runsI JUST NEED MILE A
>>579068589yessuit also ruined my double spark plan for all of ramonu wit/laurel/yuni
>>579069075What is going through Ruby's mind in this exact moment
I have Um**a fatigue.
Rulertits
wat if i used my whale money on buying shares in a real horse instead??
>>579069108see >>579068106
>>579069075bounce?
>>579063453you mean to tell me you can somehow get uma musume to run on a lenovo thinkpad from 2015?
>>579069106Is it at least double circle affinity
>>579069108>"PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF DESUWA"
>>579068513Ryan sweaty post work-out cuddling and hand holding
i bounce like this
1 month player and I'm the only one that still cares about Fusapan
>>579069132sorry you're too poor to get her
>>579069107i think thats gutting too much in my opinion.
>>579068865Nishino Flower
>>579069132Um**a is fatigued after bouncing on *'s cock for 18 hours straight in the clubroom.
>>579069132Umaga?
>>579069203I'm running uma on my fridge bro
>>579069295It's crazy how much better she looks when she has her hair down rather than in these pigtails
>>579068970the, scroll right
Friday !!!!!
bullying sweepy to the point of tears must be so fun lol haha imagine her stomping her little feet and her face red as a tomato hahahaha im gonna buy her some ice cream afterwards tho haha look at her having a melty what is she gonna do lol cast some spells on m
>Kita-chan rough draft, that's all for today.he better finish this>>579069480friyay!!!!!!!!!!
>>579069492That's really not a random act of kinda nice
>ardan randomly gives me a 9* stam parent while fan farminggood girl
>>579069421how's your concert theatre lag?
hey
>>579069582Eh, it's cool
>>579069086>>579069478ThanksI think I will let it checked because until now I always ended up with more carats than what that spreadsheet estimated
>>579069612AIEEE GOLDEN MARE
>>579065242Super lucky to have a wife that is accepting of his kinks
>>5790695759* blue is outdated now bwo40+ white spark parents is the new meta
>>579069492
>>579069663>long G
>>579069575The Mejiros always satisfy
>>579069470I disagree. She's beautiful either way.
>>579069492anon nooooooooo she is gonna cast testicular torsion get out of there now
>>579069575>fan farming for danchougood slut
>>579069182Doto wouldn't do this
>>579069812What did she mean by that?
>>579069575the mejiros don't condone thisbkind of behavior. take this down, or else
>>579069575Ardan wouldn't do that....
>>579069682I saw a 50+ white spark parent in uma moe, to think i thought mine was ok...
You guys wouldn’t actually bully your trainee, right?
>>579069204Yeppers since autotrainer with all G1s
>>579069951I have a 54 white spark parent with 9 blues
>>579069642I just put the picrel info lower than what I actually have in game desuexcept for the tickets
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579069682she's getting there man
>>579070004making oguri guess what the food is by putting a blindfold and making her lick carrots, sausages and...
>>579069492This but transitioning the bullying to bullyrape
https://x.com/Kunitworo/status/2093180764326101487
Let's look for it together.
>>579069642you could always just have a more conservative estimate in there. Before the auto update it was at 1.6k pretty sure
what's with men and rape>>579070265me on the right
>>579070147>pace pink
>>579070265that's a big dick
>>579070181yeah ok i’m pulling
>>579070097wtf is that you
>>579070296again, you need absurd luck to have 10 carats per career run now that 1/2 tp is over
>>579069681What's happening here?
>>579070265Falco would be begging for marriage after getting dicked down thoroughly
>>579070530>nightthe sun just rose, nigger
>>579070571>Falco would be begging for marriage after getting dicked down thoroughlysame
>>579070305Why don't you tell us since you're a man yourself?
>>579070147>Trick (Rear)>HawkeyeWe can't all be winners.
>>579070265cute falconot clicking the link tho
>>579070420No, I dont even have it up for borrows, I have a GP target as my borrowBut I will probably put the 54 whites one as borrow after this CM is over and people start making aces for the next one because its a 7* med There, just made a partner code for it if you wanna check it out 304592390
>>579070662but my daddy calls me princess
>>579070758
>>579070097nicehow many of them are whites you're actually going to buy
>>579070758Thats me and thats my penis btw
>>579070758You can't post that
>>579070769V is not a man
A lt of these Uma's are pretty dumb...
>>579070367>>579070367>>579070367>>579070367
>>579070769Kys troon
>>579070769That is one cute fucking Curren
>>579070879>he thinks I'm only messing around with one man
>>579070829Risky biz, uma stan, racing pow/stam/mood, nimble nav, the 4 scenario gold whites, style/distance corner/straights
Full brother to CDN, Charing Cross, will be running in 7th race at Niigata this Sunday. If he wins, he will very likely be aiming to race in Kikuka Sho
>>579070882>Uma'sPhoneposters get out
I don't know what to loop for
>curren poster is a whore
next thread won't be better
>>579071061
>>579071010right?she's the best.
why are stallions like this
early umama hours today huh
morality scaling of rawdogging your non-blood related little sister?
>>579071286it's finejust don't nut inside or get caught
>>579071478sexsexshitsex
makku...
>>579071478>repoWhy are they so behind on friendslops? How long until we get them playing meccha chameleon?
>>579071209one wants to rape you and the other is lovely-dovely
>>579071679nips need to ask for permissions through fax for commercial use of third party IPs due to Japan not having fair use laws
current changbang bang bang
Do the actual races start in 20 hours or is it a couple days wait?
my trainee has been really upset ever she saw tazuna grab my ass in the hallway
>>579071996what's he gonna do? he will get raped regardless
>>579071939starts in roughly 10 hours
>>579070745:( it got no skills bwo
DO NOT LET THEM BAKE
bake a baby in me, daddy
next bread will be butter
>>579072104I still have zero aces
>not a mile S from a 3* mile direct parent in 10 borrow runsHow is this possible? Without king halo in my parent lineage I'm getting mile S left and right. Is king halo really that poisonous to the genetic code?
>>579071679I wanna FUCK granny so bad
must there be a next thread
next bread will be tangerine shaped
>>579072458
seiski is amazingly sexy
>>579072458tits too smallno bush peeking outno muffin topno feet
>>579072139Post a better parent youve made
>>579072665>>579072665>>579072665
>>579072613What's a muffin top?
>>579072675google it
>>579072675lift up your shirt and look down
>>579072741>>579072794Oh
