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wahey
Let's talk about new anime we like while we wait for CMLike Knights of the Zodiac!
Digitan LOVE
>tfw no Super Creek mommy
ever wish you could be in a prolonged state of arousallike the feeling when looking at really good porn but while doing other things too
CM will begin in 5 minutes
Eat and be merry.
>>579095228I think extacy does exactly that
>>579095228no
eetooo
Bwos please help, im trying to find TM Opera O figurines, but I can only find her banpresto figurine and from photos it is not really that gread. Does anybody know where to look or can suggest a good figurine?
which uma would be ok with me being a premature ejaculator
>>579095194>Mexican Maruit's called Saint Seiya
>>579095405Doto
>>579095329what do you guys think manga meat tastes like
>>579095405taabo gets tired quickly too
>>579095405Calstone
>>579095260This but unironicallyNow if you excuse me
>>579095398myfigurecollection
@nonnies
Which umas would represent the 7 deadly sins, um/a/?I'll start with an easy one;Oguri Cap - Gluttony
>>579095194Not really new as in this season,but I really liked Makeine when it was releasing, read ahead to all the light novels, and I'm pissed that I ended up falling for a losing heroine in the light novel designed to redeem losing heroines
>>579095194I don't watch nu-animeI'm just waiting for Jojo SBR
>>579095405>WAAAAAAAAH YOU CAME SO QUICKLY YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SO PENT UP TRAINER I'M GLAD I COULD HELP YOU!
>>579095723Seiun Sloth
>>579095545Thanks
Okay, but what about the GOAT?
Tachyon LOVE
>>579095858
>>579095858overrated
>>579095547ACK!
>>579095723Nice Nature - EnvyCurren WHORE - Lust
>>579095194I'm watching Apothecary Diaries it's fun
Sloppa is scary....
>>579095405creeku would call you a good boy and stroke you off until you get hard again
You can recognize the trainee of each of them.... Right?
creek isn't a hag she's a 20-something uma with babying fetish
>>579096204>stroke you off*suck you off
>>579095194Been watching the Ghost in the Shell series on amazon.
>>579095858gurren lagann literally changed my life. i wish they still made anime like that. i was hoping kill la kill would hit the same vibe and it almost did, but... not quite.
>>579095723tamajew of greed
>Made Maruzen and Chiyo for CM >Realize Specute is also part of the family, can run the Supercar lineage team>Spe refuses to exist in any career that'd not a low roll conga lineSPE YOU ARE RUNNING WITH YOUR GRANDFATHER AND GRAND UNCLE OR SO HELP ME GOD
>>579095723Lust is digi
>>579095405>Ara, did it felt this good? There there, o worries, you can rest now on my lap and go for another round if you wish! >CHOWA!? What incredible energy and speed! I couldn't expect less from the class representative's trainer! Ahah!>Lasted this long, i see. Nono, it's okay torena, in this way i can fit something else in the schedule for next times.
>>579096292And?
>>579096216>Red Spy
Any cuties here?
>>579096623I'm looking at one right now
>>579096478If you last 5 minutes inside bakushin 3 times, it means you lasted 15 minutes which is a normal duration time.
Hello friends!!!
Have you checked in on your club today?
>>579096732>5 minutesgood luck lasting even 1
>>579096723Bro is staring at a Smart Falcon image
Uma for this feel?
>>579096813there is no way people last 1 minute, that's just a joke people say, right?
>>579096841Sex of Eros
I can eat this 1600 calorie cake and still stick to my diet if I just don't eat anything else right
>>579096292She is the youngest in cingray. Tamamo is literally her senior. She is 16, at most 17 in anime
>>579097000Diets are about consistency and habit
>>579096732>>579096954I mean wasn't the 1 minute the premature?Wasn't 5 minutes actually pretty normal?
>>579097132yeah and I have a habit of eating cake
>>579096623My Chiyo images...
>>579096732I don’t think (you)r premature ejaculation is an issue at hand during bakusex. She will be shaking and screaming “bakushiiiiin” every 15 seconds or so
>>579096789
>>579097000Diets are all about the average overall nigga, if you pig out one day but keep things regular on others it's fine
>>579097141You can't last at least 5 minutes, 10-20 minutes at best?BITCH YOU WILL NEVER SATISFY A WOMAN
how do I train flower for this cm?
Watching my trainee fucking with shotabvll again...
>>579097141>5 minutes is normaltoday I learned I'm a god among sex havers then
>>579097012>Tamamo is older because she is "senior">so it means Super Creek is 16-17 yo!!Made-up numbers pretending how "senior" works in that world and how old Tamamo actually is.
I don't care how long you last so long as you can do round 2
>>579097338I was under the impression she just kind of trains herself
CM soon
>>579097435I'm not bringing auto uma to cm
>>579097448HOLY CUTE! SEX WITH FINE MOTION DESU
Wait you guys actually have sex
>>579096954>>579097141I would much prefer to be 1 minute warrior but unfortunately if its under 40 minutes I don’t finish and after 1-1.5 hours its getting limp. Also devastating for a girl to not make you cum at all, since she instantly thinks she’s ugly
>>579097012>>579097425Both are 高等部3年
>>579097496
>>579097496No
>>579097448kawakami is so ugly
>>579097496I pay women every year or so when I get the urge
Im a loser who has never felt a touch of a woman. Give me an uma
see you in like 5 hours
>>579097756Dober
>>579097496No I'm saving myself for my future wife
>>579097494Was exaggerating, but she has 15/15 speed/power and a .4 perfect accel unique and potentials that are designed for this trackYou just run a fairly standard deck and it should be fine
>>579097758>>579097448Kawakami is so cute bros
>>579097756Super CreekYou deserve love
I still don't have my 3rd ace
>>579097758Finemo let's her trainer have the number of other princesses on his phone?
>>579097756Tokai Teio
>>579098097Time to use a dom
>>579098097Just do a lazy finemo or nuTaiki, they both have gold head-on
>>579095215
>>579097578I'm the same, I can pound for half an hour straight going to an hour with a bit of edging. But I'm fat so that helps.
I want to hold hands with Bourbon....
>>579098465I can make it last hours with my handsbeen doing that for the last few hours
>>579098465I can cum in 1 minute with my hand if i'm horny enoughi know how my dick works and how to touch it.I don't think that would count.
>>579098158I might>>579098226finemo is my 2nd ace, I don't have C.Taiki
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>579097243
FINALLY MILE A AFTER MY 8TH GLUED RUN
>>579098694Rice would say this
>>579098941>mile A
I just want to cuddle and be told that it will be okay.....
>>579098992Club member
>>579098992SHUT IM FINE WITH MILE A
>>579098992>>579099097white woman jumpscare
>>579097430I don't want to fuck a tranny tho
>hrt henry
I hope my Raisu wins at least one race
>>579099097>>579099141I WAS JUST KIDDING I REMEMBER NOW I WASN'T TRYING TO BE MEAN FORGIVE ME
My life became that much better since I accepted that my aces aren't able to win CM.
>>579098714Sirius Penguin when
the drugs aren't helping anymore
Owari da, couldn't get mile S and finish chain events at all. I'm just coping with OO speed greens at this point.
>>579099324NEED CORRECTION
How do the following compare?>1600 speed instead of 1200>Distance S>Green OO
>seething baryani
>>579099370She’s dying!! Of cuteness!
>>5790996431600*1.1=17601760-1200=560560/2=280280+60=3401200+340=1540YOU HAVE 1540 "REAL" SPEED compared to 1200 REAL speed
>>579099643If the question is if 1600 distance A beats distance S with green oo yes
Can a Taishin win w/o leap forward?
>>579099876what if I have 1450 speed distance A and no greens
>>579099854and the other is 1380 real speed* whoops assuming distance S green oo too
CM in 4 bongs and a bing, let's give your umas a test run in a 18 gates race so they prepare themselves for the generational seal clubbing that is going to be this round 1 of milekino80154263801542638015426318 gates3 umas or less if you're gaymood: GREAT
How good is the Bourbon speed card? I've been lazy and doing auto training so I only got it to 3 LB.
>>579099854I have no idea how to interpret your response.
Holy fucking schnikeys, did the runs today suck donkey dick, but I'll be a liar if Sei dancing didn't make me diamond hard every damn Concert. She is perfect Uma. Nobody comes close. I've trained many, and no one got that raw sex appeal.
>>579100012I'm gonna bring my clanked debuffers and you will like it
>>579099854And the 340 real speed adds like what, extra 0.00005 m/s?
>>579100095holy brick..
>>579100167............................
>>579100000Distance S is pretty much 10% speed increase Each green double Circle gives 60Green single circle is 401200*1.1+60 = 1380Assuming 2 double circle greens, 1440Barely equal to1450 A, but if your copium is 2 double circle greens might as well drop it and fish for 1450 S
>>579100095didn't you get this card MLBd just by logging in
>>579100227Go on then my rice is 120 stam and guts over the requirement
>>579100451retard
>>579100497
>>579100323Rose I need you
You DID train Mejiro ace for this CM, right?
>>579100095>clanking clark
>>579100012I'm also bringing my clanked deboofers
>>579100487I could not handle doing 9 runs in 7 hours in the middle of the night. I got to 6 then passed out.>>579100552You had to do 10 GL runs and learn 500 techniques, and auto trainer didn't count
>>579097756all the teasing, but never actually for yougood luck
>>579100227>>579100792only 1 dude joined with clanked debuffers and it's none of you what are you on
>>579100829you had like two months
>>579100738Sure did!Ryan.As a parent.
>>579094987
>>579100738No but im training Dobercute for next one
>>579100943how would YOU know
4 more hours until the floodgates open. How are we feeling?
>>579100943One of mine is clanked and the other one is a CM14 hybrid debuffer
>>579100095not very good. If you started playing two months ago, it's worth using, but only because newfag
>>579101062NothingI will go to sleep in an hour, wake up 5-6 hours later for keiba
>>579101062A finals 2nd place/10
>>579101062I had more fun looping
I just jerked off.
>>57910001215/18 btw
>>579100778>transexual terry
>>579101243I'm going to wear that hat
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>579101224SEEEEX
Life feels so empty without looping
>>579101243I can't bring 4 umas and I'm not gay...
>>579101062feelin' like stamlet, SPlet, S-let and witlet
>>579101340This is my favourite ritualpost
>Autogynephilic Andrew
>>579101062it's enough to get me 1 win in group a idgaf
>>579101062I'm feeling like none of you should even be talking about Round 1 considering the competition Just a warm up
>>579101713I like the one where everyone is golshi
>>579100012hooly my raisu ended up 3rd and I missed 2 card event chains, no mile maven kinda sucks but w/e
>>579101713OUR hero... A real hero.
Back from my half marathonTo the anon that jokingly told me to sprint the last 200 meters yesterdayFuck you i did itAnd i regret it immenselyFinished in 2:24
>>579101224Turbo really wants to get raped
>>579101887Peak...
>>579099643If you mean 1600 "printed" speed stat, at Distance A, the difference between 1200 and 1600 in two otherwise identical uma is ~0.063m/s final spurt speed.At Distance S, the difference is also about ~0.069m/s.If it's 1200+Green double circle speed skill vs 1600, the gap is ~0.044 and ~0.046 respectively.(If they both have green double circle, the gap will be effectively the same)On CM18, it would be reasonable to expect to hit top speed somewhere between the 1,200 and 1,300m marks, leaving ~12-16 seconds of full speed running.
Hardcore bed breaking sex with...
Machan disappearing for 2 events then suddenly her sprite shows up doing this pose legit spooked me...
>>579101887
>>579100012Results.>only 1 ogurin in the roomShe really is an oshi pick at this point. Thanks for joining guys and good luck in your CM!
>>579101062hoping for B finals
if opera o is so goodthen where is her second halt?checkmate
>>579102171>it's yours>she wonSHAME on you anon
>>579101713I LOVE TM OPELA O
Do not fug the Tabho
>>579095858Love it. But Getter is still my baby
I finally made an okay Taishin so now it is time to last minute test.312963158725192937528593
>>579102821forgor to add soundpost
>>579102710Then tell her to stop being so fuggable.
My Open League uma fucking went over the cap even without skills, this fucking sucksI blame the hot springs ticket
I'm cooked with 3 fronts.
>>579102417Soon and it will be giga meta and HER anime will finally ship, trust. Once they figure out how to make a loser wins against all odds story with undefeated champion of 2000 with 5 g1 streak as a main character it will all come together, trust…
>>579100970I'm lazy>>579101137Oh that's fine then. I'm not hurting in regards to Speed cards
>>579100738I'm doing fillies only for Oka Sho and didn't roll dober
>>5791028213/9
Holy shitMachan might be the 2nd suicidal Uma after Ayabe, and the closest one to actually doing it. This is grim as fuck...
>>579103071It's in FallNOT the Oka Sho
>>579103157She isn't suicidal. She's just very aware of her IRL lore. The world itself is telling her that it's already her time.
>>579103217then why is the CM Oka Sho shaped
>>579102679>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei loooove yooooouWhat did she mean by that?
>>579102910The actual joke here is cute:"Taishin" also means earthquake resistance, and "taishin test" in Japanese refers to testing for earthquake resistance.Ticket is running up behind her, shaking her and yelling "TAISHIN TESTOOOOOO".And the actual line is Taishin describing that and whining that she's "not a building."
>>579102821https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=KLd3Wz0G0_tcG9XwvsjdshHghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zDu065tt_VT5qtfCOzJHugeq31296315 6/9fresh7838790232901778
>>579103413>>And the actual line is Taishin describing that and whining that she's "not a building."you don't hate localizers enough
>>579103505That's why you have me!
>>579102417valentine alt with sweet doto soon
>>579103157>suicidal If anything she's trying hard not to disappear
>>579103390It's what Helios said to Palmer so apparently it's what friends say to each other
explain why you're using debuffers ON MILE or face the consequences
vodka ears in my hands
>CM is in 4 hours >realize I haven't done a manual run in around 3 weeks>try to play GL again>it feels awful they really fucked up by making the speed cap so high right away, no wonder they decreased it to 1500 in GM. time to do a few Unity runs and hope for the best.
>>579103431https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8ure4KmZbBgBcLI1DJrzmR_Ifresh98026826still 3/97838790232901778
>>579103714Because FUCK YOU OGURI CAP
>>579103714It's built into shichi's kit, and I want her to do her role properly this time to let digitan shine
>get Tosho charming early>This is going to be a good run : )>immediately fail a 8% training afterwards>get 7th in debutGreat start to today
>>579103714for the lulz
Is not that small
>>579103714i cant be assed to make 3 aces
>>579103747Just use umas with speed bonus. They have the advantage this scenario
>>579103714to annoy people like you
>>579103852tiny burger pocket
>>579103852Correct.They are fairly large ears in fact.
>>579103352>>579103638and her decision is to go to the sea, so the waves can consume her slowly? How is that not suicidal?
>>579103714Because cygays gave the option
>>5791037676/99802682678387902
>>579103714I'm GAMBLING
>>579103929tried running Nishino and da Cap and still couldn't easily reach 1600 without a high roll. I'm using Kita, Tachyon, and a borrowed Mayano btw
>>579104021Its less that and more her accepting her fate willingly(You) showing up makes her choose to turn her back on said fateBut yeah not suicidal
>>579103714can't be fucked to make 3 aces and I want my raisu to be the winner
reminder that most of your trainees lust for Fuji Kiseki
>>579103767https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PJU-zt9O0ZyXeOz5wTJgRMlunew679296186/97838790298026826
Who here ordered a pizza?
>>579104349I mean same so whatever
>>579104349Reminder that Fuji Kiseki lusts for her trainer
Why is Maya doing the cool uma spin?
>>579104415because YOOOOOOOOOOOSH IKKUYOOOOOOO
>>579103217I just realized the Oka Sho and Juvenile Fillies have the exact same spec (1600m turf right outer). In any case, if we're in hanshin it has GOT to be FILLIES.
>>579104383how did you get in?
>>579104415She is naturally great at just about everything she tries to the point it bores herSo its just keeping in character
made curry in my studio apartment now it smells like curry all the time
>>5791043603/9679296186/978387902going to open to public in a few minutes and finish testing since it's pretty dead
>>579103413
>>579104021Because life goes to sea. She knows that the world is linking her to her IRL counterpart and forcing her to be seen as "dead" since her IRL counterpart died during spring, and she's accepted that there's nothing she can do anymore. It's not suicidal, but acceptance. In my imagination, I don't think she'll drown if the trainer had failed to remember her, but simply disappear.
>joke that only makes sense if you spend 3 paragraphs explaining ityeah that is not going into the 2 line quip you retardfansub brained regards, you cannot actually put MUH TL NOTES into commercial products
>>579104636oh dang my taiki isn't god awful and my hoguri can keep up in case something explodes as a backupthanks for the room anon
oguri is so cute when she does the orgasm face winning animation instead of the legs shot one
god I miss when fansubs existed and had tl notes
>>579104708what the fuck is wrong with her? why did she do this to taishin? does she think she's funny? does she think everything's a fucking game?
>>579105027no you didn't and you probably shat on them back then too like everyone else did
>>579105129retard
jigGAWDS
>playing any different character>Date with LH before classic year>playing spechud 1 date in 6 runs Wtf Light hello hates spechud trainer
>>579105186yeah gwo I'm sure you didn't go >commie everytime someone posted they watched them
>>579105027>pausing and reading every single TL note watching lucky star and genshiken as a teen>reading a separate blog site for joshirakuI wonder about all the wacky japanese references people miss because nobody does TL notes anymore
>>579105239>V lost againKekekekekeekekek
>great skills>great accels>losing entirely because of not reaching 1600 speed I hate this scenario
>>579105350you won though right?
you should learn how to play mahjong NOW
>>579104636https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=dwq1V7TvtktpsLWXP4n5x3PWhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=aR-cymueBz0lKuwnPLg2ybEqhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=gVuJ4aAFRCDGmxDHsQh06U_hzamn taishin ain't doin very wellbut the taiki i had was kinda bum tooguess i'll just keep doing taiki runs
>>579105294you realize that the scenario you describe couldn't happen in the first place if it weren't for there being the person who watched commie
>>579105191Maya sure is cute
Becoming an adult is realizing that Phoenix Wright did it right
>>579105451you're a newfag
>>579105435Keep coping mr. 789
>>579105535you're a retard, or projecting
Have finished Machan's career. My only gripe with it is maybe the ending. Why did Machan talk like we won't be together forever? Why didn't the trainer give Machan any reassurement that they will always be in Machan's side, not just as old memories? Other than that it's very good, now I'm craving for some Aston Machan merch...
>>579105438You dropped this
>>579105435He never joins races he only spectates and guesses because he doesn't play the game
>>579105682Already coping about losing?>>579105679
>>579105628Because while you postponed her end for now, both know deep down that it is only temporary and she will disappear one day prematurely
>>579105628
>>579105628The answer's on her Hot Spring event
>>579105325Makes me glad that the EN release for the first season of Zetsubou Sensei came with a booklet 3x the size of the BD box explaining everything. That's likely why the rest of the seasons didn't get a release.
>that Gimlet speech from the Umayuru cardOpera bros what is this utter mogging
>>579105628You can read for "Your eyes only" fancomic. It's good.
V bros... Our idol is losing rooms...
>>579103767Kaichou...
>>579105628read the hot springs event
>>579105628I had the same issue, she's not for (you) in a romantic sense.I think because her goal is just to be remember, not having someone on her side and things like that.It's sad, but it's based on the IRL horse's fate.
>>579103157She's not suicidal. But, the why depends on your interpretation of her story. The easy and most common one is to say the world is working against her, but even without that Machan has serious mental issues - that event would've triggered without it anyway. The latter is more "fun" to digest because it's well-hidden in her events and even including her story chapters 1-6.
>>579106004he doesn't even get that many plats, no one expects him to winboth him and umama don't seem to run meta that much, ironically. They have more soul than most of /uma/
CM is today and I'm not feeling anything
>>579106226V you're a soulless faggot who are you kidding lmao.
>>579105628Because you won't. All life goes to sea.
>>579106017I thought they fixed the brocking problem
>>579105939It means that you should've bet on an actually cool uma and not on T.M. Boy O.
>>579106346you are implying that blocking is not actual part of the game
>>579106284yes yes anyone who isn't a rabid dog about him is V, classic.
>>579105628Because you didn't really save her.>>579106191 (me)I'll just link my post I guess.
>>579106226I thought Nishino and Camping Taiki were really meta though?Umama does run Soulful picks
>>579106504You're not kidding anyone
>>579105843Idk if I have time for that... Probably will try upping Machan Medium aptitude because I read it somewhere that there's secret event for winning Tenno Sho autumn against Vodka and Scarlet
>>579106591yeah he's probably buck broken because he's been losing so much lmaooo.
>run Stam sparks exclusively & have 600 Power at Senior inspiration >sacrifice some blues for Power & be a stamlet Which path, brown man?
>>579106591>Nishino>metaAlways if... but never is....
Huh?
>>579103697I said that to Light Hello and now my trainee is looking at me like this...
>>579106591Nishino is absolutely meta yes
>>579106636>Idk if I have time for that...https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501087112If you don't mind getting spoiled and without getting the event ingame
>>579106636there is always uma reader (but reading it in game will always have a bigger impact)
>>579106691Why are you running only stam sparks on a mile?
>>579106691Speed SparksPower CardGamble
>>579106598I'm such a silly jestera real jokester, one might say teeheeI'm V and I'm not, and you get to obsess over me like I was your object of admiration. I'd sooner think you're umama the way you're so infatuated with him
>>579106691Ruby pwr
>>579105628>My only gripe with it is maybe the ending. Why did Machan talk like we won't be together forever? Why didn't the trainer give Machan any reassurement that they will always be in Machan's side, not just as old memories?Did you not get her onsen event?You might want to read that.>>579106170>she's not for (you) in a romantic sense.(You) and her are two weirdos drifting along with eachother for as long as they possibly can>>579106535(You) did save her at the beach, but she knows that nothing lasts forever
>>579106902Sure thing schizo
can someone tell me what Satono Diamond is saying when she wins her races? (G1 and non G1) I don't speak Italian so I dont know
>>579106735She might just be staring through you into space, it is Brighto
>>579106802that's how you consistently get 600 stamina without having to click p*wer and stam because only spd and wit rainbows exist in your trainings
>>579106802It isn't MANT anymore old man
>>579106902You're either him or not him but defending him, either way you're an annoying retarded faggot
>>579107017I bet it's something sexual.She's very sexual.
Considering the whole "The call" event happened at night, this is probably the Trainer's POV huh, how scary and heartbreaking is that...
>>579105628She'll eventually disappear. Like when you win Takamatsunomiya Kinen. Nobody saw her at all despite being the winner, no one cheered for her, and no reporters came to her.
>>579107097she can't be saying sexual stuff in front of me when she KNOWS I cant understand her, that's not cool
>>579105264This one was not begun:https://jiggie.fun/HM1qJchttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc
>WAAAAAA MACHAN ALMOST KILLED HERSELFthats it? thats her whole story?
>>579107096it's funny because he's so rent free I can just say shit like an LLM and dramaturds lose their minds over it. /uma/ loves feeding schizos right? Because MANT was so boring you faggots wanted drama 24/7 instead of a comfy thread. You can't back out now that it annoys you hehehehe
>>579107271Sure If you havent been paying attention at all that is.
>>579107271She gets mogged by Rhein Kraft story
>>579107271But enough about Matikane Fukukitaru.
>>579107378Oh yeah that's just you
>>579107271oh no...teio brain is small...
Hey im new. I don't know what the fuck im doing. I read the guide and it said to reroll for support cards and I got this. It said that the current banner is good and that I should try to get at least one super creek. Is this okay or do I go back to reroll hell? Also I learned about Bourbon and I think I like her
I'm going to update more girls on my Team Trials team.
>>579107402And what is rhein kraft's story like?
>>579106691>>579106802Jokes on you I have to take all stam sparks AND hit stam once or twice in the summer because Narita Brian runs the Tenno Sho Spring and wants 1st
>>579107212Daia Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Japanese
>Admire Vega wants to dieLmao what a crybaby >Aston Machan surrendered to her "fate"NOOO REMEMBER LE ASTON MACHANwhat's with the double standards, /uma/ ?
>>579107468>front-flavored newcutieit's gonna be rough buddy
>>579107271good bait
ei ei mun
>>579107468you need fmreroll 9001 more times
>>579107421doushite WHY
I hate these two so much fuck them
>>579107047>>579107057You only need like 7-9 stam sparks for that though
>>579107468MLB FM + 1LB Smaru or you're cooked.
>>579107468you need atleast MLB summer maruzensky or MLB Fine Motion
>>579107468no, that's not goodthere is no super creek banner right nowreroll on this banner aiming for 5 copies of Fine Motion and at least 1 copy of Summer Maruzenskyit's a rough reroll moment, should have been new 1 month ago
>>579107017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlkv9TYtqu4>「ダイヤの輝き、いかがでしたか?」>「己の意義を、生まれた意味を…信じ続けた結果です!」
obsessed?
>>579107665Machan is sexy and strong
>>579107665bad bait
>failed training on 4%>failed training on 9%>no Light Hello in classic aprilDamn spechud hates me
Do you guys think Cygames test in depth their scenario or they just release them and see what the players will do?I mean guts cards being useless for every scenario except MANT and nu-Unity and every other cards than speed and wit being dogshit for GL has to be by design.
>>579107665V likes Ayabe that is enough for most anons here to have a change of heart
>>579107665Ayabe is gay coded, Machan is built for dick
>>579107892Cygames is just incompetent
>>579107402I can't wait for her story to come in global>>579107501
>>579107501CHICKEN JOCKEY.....
>>579107776for copage lb3 FM and lb1 smaru is finethat's REALLY hard for a reroll though.
>>579106691I won last cm with 1000 power lol, meme ass stat
>>579107468>Also I learned about Bourbon and I think I like herI will address this part of your message: Yes, Bourbon is a very good girl. I don't know a lot about who is the best mechanically but characters are more important than mechanics in this game and she is a good character who deserves your love.
You should give Machan's solo song a listen btwhttps://youtu.be/o400qsQ3vhY
>>579107929Those tits were definitely built for me.
>>579107748>>579107773>>579107776The fuck you mean "reroll for max dupe"? What is this bullshit?????
>>579107736same
>>579107929both lose against dicks
>>579108009you won the CM with no hills without power, umazing
>>579107665everyone ghosting machan is a real thingGayabe's dead sister's ghost is all in her schizo head
>>579107892I don't think they care very much. Most of the fans don't care about playing optimally either, and it's pretty obvious that most of the money just comes from Cute Horsegirls anyway and not the game
>>579108098that's how it is bwoSummer Maruzensky doesn't need MAX uncap, you can keep her at 1 diamond
>>579105264>>579107257Oh wait, I only glanced at my jiggie tab and misunderstood. Yeah I see the problem now. Maybe that puzzle was begun after all. Who knows. How can anyone know?
>>579108071I can hear some Tori no Uta in Memory Lapse. They really went all out for the KEY vibes. Or maybe it's actually composed by KEY himself? Idk
>>579107986Saying "Copano Rickey" like this
>>579107778thank you, I put this into a machine translator and I think it's mostly right
>>579107468With how demonic the gacha can be in this game, t's unironically more worth it to reroll an entire week than grind for months. The current banner is amazing to reroll because Maruzensky speed (that first card on your deck) is awesome at just 1LB so you just need to guarantee 2 copies and then try to shoot for 5 of Wit Fine Motion (the other banner card) or at least 3 copies. I know, it sucks ass, especially if you have shit luck, but I fell for the exact same gaslight back when I rerolled on the first big banner last year, I settled for 1 Super Creek, and I was so incredibly behind for months it wasn't even funny.
>>579108098and you would still have a bad deckit's easier to pay a chink $20 for a starter account
>>579105979are westoids incapable of making anything beautiful? What the fuck is wrong with these "people"?
>>579107194The presence of trainer fully subverts that by the end of her career starting around the beach scene where (you) cause her to refuse her fate no?As long as trainer is around people have somewhat stopped forgetting about her, her merch has recently been flying off the shelves, and almost a million copies of MachanTore's comic have been sold.
>>579103771Endxog doesnt care about debuffers, in fact you give her late surgers to guarantee pump and beyond…
>>579107974There's no fucking way cyge actually put that shit in the game. Pretty cool if true though.>>579107986what
>>579108393it's ok anon, you'll live
>>579108341Yeah, that's mostly fine. She talks incredibly annoying.
>>579107665ayabe looks like a donkey and doesn't make my dick hard
>>579108406okay but these things do not actually "break" the curse as much as postpone itthere is no mechanism that saves Machan because fate itself is against her
>>579107271>steals one crown from Vodka and Daiwa>proceeds to quit from the triple tiara series>attempts suicideWhat the fuck have those 2 lesbians done to Machan behind the scenes to make her act like this?
>>579108406But we're not sure till when will it lasts. The problem with spring still exists, and people might start to forget her once again every passing year despite all the merchs sold.Though, desu, it's mainly on us on how will we interpret her ending and her story. For me, it's the implication that Machan herself is still sure that she'll someday disappear.
>>579108234>>579108346>>579108367is it really that bad? fucking hell I got in because I wanted to fuck burbon and now I'm told that I gotta max dupe or im fucked. Okay I'll try to do what yall said but I'm guessing It's probably better I do more of the game to get pulls than the 100 they give me at the start. Or am I wrong about that too?
>>579108612She's flat and broods a lot.It's not very attractive.
>>579108445Why do so many people think dober unique works on this track when do er has been out for so long already?
>>579108273The song is by Koichi TsurusakiI remember something about KEY people posting on social media about uma, but it was about SIL I think? But maybe they also posted when Machan got released on JP?
Hello anons, this is my shitter who will definitely save me this CM, say something nice to her.
>>579108732you can either try to buy a chink account with good cards or sit in reroll hell, idk what new players even get now at the start
>>579108732you reroll with the 100 pulls at the start so it doesn't take that long, it would take you at least 1 hour of rerolling or maybe moreto get into umamusume you have to get in during anniversary or half anniversary events, a half anniversary event ended last month, so you would have to check back by november if you want a strong startright now, that banner is a really good one, but it's not the best, it is what it is
>>579107468anons have said it and they are right>reroll until 3lb Maruzensky and 3lb Fine MotionFine Motion gets more benefit than Maruzensky at being MLB, but she's very usable and at 95% power at 3LB. This will take a long time, you only get about 10, 15 pulls per reroll iirc, so best settle in for the evening. Spending 4-6 hours doing this is better in the long term than suffering with a turbo-shit deck. You NEED a good speed card (Maru is a good speed card) and you NEED good wit card (Fine Motion is a good wit card). Those are the most important. good luck, newfren!
>>579108605she doesnt cry or scream or shout so thats tolerable enough for me
>>579108732you can just not apply to the sweaty leagues in the pvp events. There are designated baby leagues for you to play in while waiting a few months to hoard carats for the next big powerspike banners
>>579108828
>>579108732
Rerolling til 3lb/3lb is a kind of insane split isn't it?
uh oh melty rent free
>>579107592I need the version with her pulling out a gun.
>>579108582true, but I hope they don't!
>>579108732The singleplayer aspects of the game do not require optimal cards and you can train Bourbon in them all you want, and make her win and become happy in them all you want, without worrying about this type of thing. The competitive multiplayer aspects are what call for the bulk of this rerolling and grinding and crap. You have the option of sensibly choosing to be a casual player in those parts of the game, one who loses a lot but has mild successes here and there, and who still gets to enjoy playing around with lots of cute and pretty and sexy horsegirls.
>>579109131Yes, but it's easy to say.
>>579109131do you even get enough to reliably reroll for anything more than 1/2 ssr? fucking 6+ ssrs in like a few dozen rolls is stupid
>>579108753I don't like her either but I don't think B85 qualifies her as flat.
>>579108678>>579108705I was under the impression her "rejecting" fate on the beach was the turning point for her personally.Doubly so with this as the final note of her career.
>>579108732Anons are giving you advice for speedrunning the big boy leagues ASAP, if you want to pace yourself there's shitter leagues made for newfrens that you can hang out in for a few months til you build a decent card and parent base or forever if you want to just vibe.
who hyped for cm
oh no i'm in soup
the moment you no longer aim for Graded League A Finals, everything falls awayMight as well not play anymore
>>579108732>is it really that bad?Nah you're not fucked. Fags here just chose the slot machine simulator of all things to be autistically hypercompetitive on. I'm actually advising you to reroll now precisely so that you can actually enjoy the game and wifepull, while still being able to chill in low rank pvp collecting your gibs. Consistently winning group A pvp isn't even that much of an income boost, it's barely noticeable. Now, if you actually wanted to metafag and win every single CM for some retarded reason then yeah, you're a bit fucked unless you use THAT.
>>5791093081st round day 1 is just seal clubbing
>>579109308MANT sucked but at least the CMs were funGL is just sad
why are you telling the newfriend to reroll for cardshe wants to play vourbon, ask him to reroll for umas until he gets her
I need a Hishi Amazon wife.
>>579109269Yet she tells you to keep her doll somewhere safe and hidden because eventually you will forget about her because curses are like thatCancer can be treated. Curses cannot.
I need an uma to grab me by the balls and call me pathetic after she wins a race.
>>579109480Well that is something you should address with her, one on one.
>>579109335I have no plats and don't plan on doing more than auto-select and skip every CM race. I know I will be here in 5 years, will you?
>>579108732I'm the one who suggested >>579108971 and I should have clarified this advice is only if you (eventually) want to compete in the PvP mode with a degree of success. You do not have to, there's a graded league for newfrens, and you can just hang out and have fun and not take things seriously.
>>579109430you get a starter ticket copano retardy
>>579109373never got a 20/20 day. maybe it's gonna be here
>>579109430he can farm legend races to get bobo
>>579109308Day 1Group AI'm calling it with no problems!
>>579109308I wonder how my autotrained umas will do. Since I'm a shitty trainer, they probably have a shot at group A now.
POST YOUR ACE
>>579109534Rubytore...
>>579109632That's just cruel.
>>579109505Or its a just in case, she also asks trainer not to forget her in the first place in that scene i believe.
>>579109269I don't think that she fully rejected it. It's more of you denying fate albeit temporarily. Since she's still very aware that the sea is calling her, even when she turned around to return to you.
>>579109632he can also just........PICK Bobo, you retard, you get a 3* selector, remember?
>>579109480MANY are saying this.
>>579109269It is... in terms of the supernatural shit anyway. The supernatural bullshit is a huge fucking distraction and anons should not be focusing on that. It's kinda ironic, focusing on the supernatural shit makes you lose the point of her story... like losing Machan in that sense. There's bigger fish to fry.
>>579109335Uma is one of the easiest games to take a break for a cm or three if you want to and then jump back in though
>>579109678it's better than having no good cards to train the said bobo
>>579109741I want her to jump like that on my cock
Camping Taiki ult is so bullshit, it literally break physics
>>579109598>>579109723Bobo isn't a starter uma dumb niggers
>>579109480>>579109724Need Latina wife so bad
I wish I had the same amount of love for my oshi as the people that legitimately think you're just being a contrarian if you don't like theirs do.
>>579109723...the selector doesn't have bobo in it, what are you smoking?it's oguri, suzuka, mcqueen, taiki, spe, teio
I gonna be blunt with you all desutachiAs a newcute i dont know your deep lore about local schizos and how they ruined this thread. Actually i dont see them at all, only in post how they playing the game (by being in lobby (based))And i see a lot of schizos who post about them schizo stuff. Do with this information whatever your like
>>579109810She is a burgerFrom kentucky
>>579109643I did not prep for shit, so she'll have to do cause I've been getting fucked in terms of sparks.
>>579108393Looks alright to me
I HAVE SPARKED LIKE 4 UMA BANNERS ALREADY AND I STILL DONT HAVE ANY OGURI
>>579109804>>579109891>Bourbon Spotlight Scout: July 2goddamn it, you're right, I should have checked. gomen
Awful thread full of retards
>>579109810hey
>>579109741I dunno I think you get too fanficy if you just ignore the supernatural
>>579109965um gwo? your legend racerinos?
>>579109987789
retard trainer
>>579109810Everyone says they want latina wife but they never stop to think why there are so many fatherless latinas
>>579110002I found you FAKER
Haven't posted in a month, how are my lads doing? Anything new? Looks like my club is doing okay I had to spark on machan :(
>>579109910yesdramatards are the problemI hate them because I can't even post topro without being called le Vee from Cyberpunk anymore, especially when literally nothing happened for half a year with these avatarfags running around until someone decided MANT raped them too bad mentally and needed to start shit
>>579109810you don't want a latina wife. You want an anime wife that looks like a latina
>uma wants to die>uma wants to die>uma diesIs there a suicidal trainer? Asking for a friend.
>>579109987your post number is the reversed 789 actually, the memes literally keep writing themselves
>>579110098Like... training retards?Which trainers are retard trainersWhich umas qualify as retards...
>>579110124I'm good at the game but not FAKER good
>>579110148Nobody likes your shit uma V
>>579110213yeahme
>>579110213A suicidal trainer sounds like a fun career
>>579110213ryan's>whybecause his trainee is ryan
>>579110213Not anymore
>>579110262case in point
im gonna pop a tenner on finemo's banner to try and get another of heryeah my Smaru's mlb, but so what? I wont get her
>>579110173Lookin cute there trainer
>>579110262I do
I won't let the thread schizos stop me from enjoying the posting of NTR. Iinchou is cute!
>>579109131I got like 25k carats for free when rerolling for kitasan on her rerun, maybe a bit more
>>579110218KEK
has anyone managed to make machan ace?I cannot get her to win...
>>579110262I like her
>>579110298>Trainee: TRAINER PLEASE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR?>Trainer: DONT STOP ME, IM JUST A BURDEN TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY YOU.
>>579110417I decided to make Machan pace for my first career of her and to read her story. That's my ace.
>>579110213/uma/tores after they're forced to watch the hog (not theirs) doing ms victoria
>>579108267It looks like the jiggie site's backend is running again.
>>579110213Actually we dont have a sadsack trainer with a saviorcomplex uma yet do we?
>>579110002El is good too!>>579110202Why wouldn't i need a real latina wife?
>>579110391This is very true! Love Topuro!
>>579110348Should have pressed the button on him when he was avatarfagging >>579110380You are also his shitty discord friend so who asked
>>579110040You're not supposed to ignore it, it adds to it even. Things started looking up for her after the beach event, but she's still acting like nothing really changed. Anons are saying it's repeating curse, but I don't think that way because the spring of her death has already passed. Machan can't time travel. There's an underlying problem that needs special attention, and it's been present ever since the career started.
>>579110148I like her too (won't be pulling for her, just hope she spooks me), her racing silks are amazing, one of the best character designs in the gameLuv me Iinchou, wish I could afford her
>>579110417She needs midrace to fight the other midrace cheaters. Mile Maven too. I have one that's a terminal stamlet but if she wasn't she'd probably trade blows with my vb consistentlysince her ult is late race boost in this track, you don't need angling + plancha on her but ideally angling + operation caca and whatever extra midrace you can slap on her
>>579110391She is beautiful. However, high-waisted garments are from hell and should be destroyed.
>>579110173We need more wholesome NTR that becomes vanilla after the infidelity
>liking some flavorless basic blonde bitchISHYGDDT
>>579110228This image is clearly edited. El's white, she'd be horribly sunburnt instead of tanned.
>>579110653It's just him samefagging or rallying his discord buddiesNotice how Umama responded right away
>>579110363I got nothing
Do I want determined descent?
>>579110515People wanted that from Pisa (because of the whole hope-giver angle the horse had), but that didn't happen
>>579110752idk do you?
>>579110653I'd find this post funny but as a loli enjoyer, Flower pedoposters are the most asinine and boring posters in this thread.
>>579109076She's hot so I can't help it>>579109231I'm getting 15k so 100 pulls
>>579110653back to the ward
>>579110653I will never like this creature because I have 5 of her speed SSR and it's worthless dogshitFUCK YOU NINSHINO
>>579110653yeah but she got huge titsand I like forehead niggashow gay are you to see huge tits and think "that's bad">furawaposterah right
>>579110752if you can get it, yeah
>>579110894I want to fuck her so bad...
START THE CM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579110752Just white version is enough if you're right on points, gold only adds another 0.1 accel
sex
V would be more likeable if xe showed some humility and could take a joke instead of sperging out over basic blonde bitch, etc
You guys really kicked the hornet's nest
>>579110827at 3% rate that's an expected average of idk, 3 SSRs? not to mention spooks that isn't the rate up. At any rate, I think keeping your smaru and just play in the baby leagues is fine until ramonu wit drops in 3 monthsthen you double spark that
>>579111150Yeah he's just spamming now
>>579110317MY POST KILLED SOMEONE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blonde sexo
They should make a career where the trainer dies midway and the trainee has to overcome her grief.
so what did we learn?
>>579110929mogged by kawapri
>>579110827>Bourbon is hotmany are saying this
>>579111210Meds
>>579111248Don't give attentionwhores attention
>>579111248machan goodayabe bad
>>579110298
posted it again award
>>579111248the milk from the gas station stays fresh longer than the milk from the grocery store
>>579111142Honestly, I didn't expect both him and umama to be actual schizos. Umama was literally just targeted because xhe joined too many rooms and is a kitaposter, V seemingly was just a guy that plays the game. His advice are shit at times, but no one knows everything about the game anyway. Then all the dramafaggotry revealed that one is a tranny and the other one has an extremely fragile ego, and they also publicly erp with each other
>>579111239thats my careers when i write my incel manifesto and kill myself because light hello refuses to ask me out
>>579111150Sticking my needle in Neicha's nest until I give her all my honey
>>579111321That's funny that's something V always says
>>579111408knowers knew this before the big melty
>>579111290this pic is so hot
>>579111298kawapri is kinda ugly desushe's cute but I wouldn't tap
>>579111248Half tp is human rights
>>579111408Why did you reply to yourself?
>>579111408I don't know why Umama likes him, he was actually a cool guy when all he did was join rooms
your motherfucking life ends 2.5 hours from now
Finally mile S fired holy fuck. This build I tried to shove bunch of early late race triggers to have shake it out as backup
>good stats>no mile S>good stats, mile S>no critical skills>mile S>can't hit stats>Fast Learner, good stats>no mile S>etc etcI will never have a perfect Uma.
>>579111602Same, can't comprehend why he's attached to the schizoid who shitposted about him anyway.
>>579111635>turfletoh no no no no no
>>579111635Your uma is shit anyway
>>579111408>ILoveMeiya dragged through the mud>Still posts and seemingly chill>horsemeat
>>5791116587 and you do
>>579111616Last nigga that tried to hurt trainer almost got "Police Brutalitied" by Fenomeno
>>579111635gwo?? your 1200 wit???
>>579111602V provided the rooms that umama joins. It's 2 people who really likes the game sharing an interest, despite the fact that both are nutjobs. But then again, to like a casino simulator this much it might as well be a requirement.
>>579110213>>579110298I think it's because Cygames doesn't want to portray the trainer as a burden for the trainee, also even in lore it wouldn't be good for Tracen Academy to hire such people, so he would just be kicked out in those cases or things like that.>>579110515Curren Bouquettd'or is kinda like that, she's running for you, so you can shine as a trainer and everyone knows your talent.
>>579111248That I would like to fuck a fat tittied loser
>>579110148>dramatards are the problemTrue the only bad apple here
>>579111748I mean it's 4chan 101.When you get called out you just move on instead of having a perpetual meltdown every thread making everyone else's experience miserable
Is there another uma where it's okay to lose like Haru Urara?
>>579111842That wouldn't be as sad aa it is if they were any good at the game
>>579111842V barely ever makes rooms, most of the time Umama would be hosting them before he joined the schizo club
>>579111859She doesnt have a savior complex, and her trainer isnt a sad sackShe is just a MASSIVE fan of her trainer and was upset people werent holding him in as high regard as she did
I like how everybody forgot how V was one of the main actors in the inquisition against Totopo
why is everyone so angrywhat did mambo do this time
heard you were talking shit
>>579111970They got mindbroken after losing plat after plat
Mr. C.B.
>>579112016I did not say, it's exactly like thatBut it's the closest thing you can find.
What about lore of Astan Machan IRL?
>bad ace run>good sparksAIIIIIIIEEEEEE Now I have to keep this...
>>579112060Everyone knows this
>>579111970back then he did. Not anymore now because of obvious reasons
>>579111859At first I didn't really care for Bouquetd'or until I realized her ear cover and racing outfit are flower bouquetsThen I slowly fell for her
>>579112078Mambos doing great actuallyOf course there was 3 people ABSOLUTELY INSITING they were leaving (again) at the end of this month!
>>579112078WE DINDU NUTHING
>>579110365T-thanks
>>579111945Fake news, that loser is far too much of one to be able to successfully fuck ANYONE even if she wanted to.
>>579112004No reason would be so much hotter if she could go 5 seconds without straight up screaming at her trainer.
>>579111970>>579112157Never forgetti no room resultii
I'm horny
>>579112139what's there to say? She was supposed to be part of the daiwa-vodka frenemies, but died early and forgotten
>>579111248Playing the game instead of clanking is actually funny.I think i just needed a break and clanking helped it to get through the parenting.Building Aces is really funny.
>>579111759...it's so fucking OVER!
>>579112160>Finally figures out what she wants for her racing outfit after thinking about her trainer>Its a reference that only works when you flip her upside down and look into her dressHmm...
Why are wit sparks so common in this scenario
>>579112356WTF whyyy this is so sad
>>579111635>sub1k witOH NO NO NOOOOOO
>>579112432Don't tell her I "forgot" to use the condoms
>>5791123847 and your next uma gets every spark you could ever want by the first inspiration event but then you lose her career.
>>579112221She's rich (nepobaby) and has fat tits and ass. I really don't think it'd be very hard for her to find someone.
>>579112352That's not hornyThat's toothy
>>579111602Girls like the edgy bad guys that's why V won her and Lemon lost.
what's the over/under on whether mambogeddon will finally happen next month
>>5791123323 words that mindbroke him to eternityHe is genuinely never going to live this down
>>579112467the horse owner was said to be hands-on with cygames about how she's portrayed in-game as an uma, because he wanted people to remember her too. So there's a non-0 chance her fat tits and thighs were at a request from the owner.
>>579112392sniffing her bouquet...
>>579112352
>>579112587Those are actually eary
>>579112535it's been awhile since I hugged a not family memberI need human contact. maybe I'll go get a massage.
>>579112648>to be an edgy bad guy and gets bussy I have to lose my galbladderwtf!
>>579112103Nah umama is really good I'm sure he wins a lot, his Ayabe in the Derby CM was really strong, his Front Wedding Curren would beat Bobos and other meta Fronts in rooms during the Mile CM. If he metafagged he'd be really good.V does suck though, or at least compared to the usuals that join rooms he's definitely one of the weakest
>>579112083what game is this
Topro looks like your basic blonde coworker
>>579112684I need to deflower her
>>579111310built for it
>>579112829zomboid, dont play it
>>579112828V sucks dick for someone who self proclaims himself as "JP vet"
You can just look at the deleted posts to confirm V never talked about Totopo or UmamaBut the schizos will try to convince you of something else
>>579112878IT'S FUN
>>579112829zomboid by the looks of it
>the schizo went back to the basic blonde dialogueHe truly is an npc
>>579112821>he's got a scar tooYou MEN wouldn't get it
How do I get more sp? Even with both sp songs early on I get 3k on a good day
>>579112935You absolutely did shittalk them, fatass
>>579111150This is why when you get busted/tilted it's best just to walk away, go touch grass or something.People have a choice about what they do, they don't have to act like retards.
>>579112676That's kinda based
>>579112842No she doesn't. She is pretty and has huge boobs and a narrow waist. My basic blonde coworker is plain and has medium-sized boobs and a broad, flabby, shapeless waist.
>>5791130203-3.1k is upper limit. Most comes from fast learner or skill hints
>>579113020that seems to be about the limit>clanker gets 3200-3600spI know, it's rage-inducing
>>579113020better wit cardsbut 3k is already good innit? Try get better hints
>>579112948Chrono pls...
How do I do this?
>>579113083Yeah I wish they could understand most people here do not remotely give a shit about any of this
>>579113154clank it with 6 stam cards and 6 guts cards
>>579113154you do a career and get to 1201 stamina/guts before you complete it
>>579113154you complete a career playthrough with stamina/guts at 1201 or higher
Are you gonna win?
>>579112971>>579112878I remember doing a bit of singleplayer for this, I know it's friendslop but maybe with an uma mod I can play it again
>>579113154bring more stam/guts cardsclick stam/guts training
>>579113154start a playthrough with a deck with nothing but stamina and gut cards, on a long and mile/sprint uma, respectivelynot sure if you can clank
>>579113154Use only Guts and Stamina cards
>>579113154what anon says but i did the guts one with 1 light hello 5 guts, 6 guts unironically put me at 1193
Are you ready? Post your CM emotion
>>579113303This is a very cute kancolle
>>579112872cute sweaty barbin
>>579113303win what?
>>579113313nah it's not friendslop at all, it's actually much more enjoyable to play solo, tho you need mods, vanilla is very boringI've been playing myself a bit recently since the new build came out
>get mile s>dont get OYL>no mile S>all skillsI never seen this
I looped too muchI looped and looped and made zero aces
I haven't played a videogame with any approximation to a friend in like 20 years
>>579112872Just recently finished her first career run. Yep, I now understand anons who lust after this clanker.
>>579113374it's round 1 day 1 it's going to be carnage, no hype about seal clubbing
My Nishino keeps getting lucky pace without groundwork
>>579113225>>579113269>>579113279>>579113321>>579113341>>579113359>>579113368Is Unity or GL better for that?
>>579113492What about >Mile S>All skills
>>579113610Do whatever you want.
>>579113143>>579113150i saw someone on twitter with almost 3.3k and thats why im askingi guess you just need to ultra highroll to get more than 3k
>>579113154>Stamina 1201+Take Goldship, go to Aoharu Scenario, run 3 speed 3 stam (Creek and Biwa and welfare McQueen), only run required races, boom easy>Guts 1201+Take Bakushin go to Aoharu Scenario, run 6 guts cards, boom easy.
>>579113313>project zomboid>friendslopyou can call zomboid a lot, from failure to scam and "never ever finished", but it's not friendslop lmaozomboid was a thing way before that retarded zoomer term was even a fucking thing
>>579113646Spechud hates me idk
>>579113610unity is better because you can select the spirit bombs on stamina or guts depending on which one you do
>>579113610Unity
>>579113646
>>579113550Bathing in the blood of the weak is for good luck
I can't wait for sex later
>>579113528she's super cutetoo bad they nerfed her in JP
>>579113610GL for clankingUnity for manual
>>579113438Stinker
>>579113610GL and don't do extra races, also helps to pick umas with stamina and guts growth respectivelytalking about doing auto runs for the record
>>579113510you don't need friends, just unlimited oshis
>>579113690>>579113740>>579113741>>579113827Thanks anons
DON'T BRING SILENCE SUZUKA
>>579113690Why do people make responses like this
>>579113695>i saw someone on twitter with almost 3.3k and thats why im askingit was probably a clankeror a statistically very improbably highroll, like getting both skill hint songs immediately, having a deck stuffed with skill point bonus, and having every training be rainbow training. If all those conditions occurred, maybe 3.3k is possible.
>>579113763stop reminding me that my machans are either 500 stam or missing mile maven
Bobo is voicing Kita from BTR so she's cute
>>579095398I checked and Opera only has that one banpresto figure. Everything else is a garage kit. Why is she so unpopular?
>>579113979I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>579113998it was not a clanker
>>579113979>why are anons assholesit's a MYSTERY
I thought I could make UG umas at will but forgot that everyone can make UG umas in sprintslop and I was not so tuff after all
quick, how do i make 2dominators
>>579113979Because that's the correct answer, just play whichever one you like most, you could probably do it first try in URA if you wanted to
>>579114074some people unironically despised, or even still despise opera O the horse, the uma version probably gets some lash too
why are you going to RYAN for relationship advice you fucking IDIOT
>>579114176UG is the MANT equivalent of SS, UF is the new UG
>>579114095that is definitely not a clankerno idea how he got that much sp, what deck did he use?
>>579114042Ikuyo the Sexo
>>579114095gigawhale and good wit trainings then on top of early orange friendship tachyon rainbows and probably +5sp songs early
I don't have much Bobo art.
>>579114276Ryan is actually quite smart on romance tropesIts just the execution on her end... leaves room for improvement
>>579114276Please go easy on Yaeno, her brain only knows kung-fu and racing
>>579114276you haven't read Ryan's career? she's full on romance stuff she's only ugly because she had a schizo moment and became ugly to not compare herself to mcqueen
I think Phalaenopsis should be Umama's next AGP target
>>579114186the simple version is finding all the cards with hesiant [style] to hit the enemies, then bring keen eye from Gold City speed. Never press anything but wit the entire game unless it's to chase hints and get enough stamina to not die. Never buy any gold skills that isn't dominator and keen eye, and borrow a sex goldship parent to inherit her skill
Yeah im thinking this is a good start
>>579114510How much wit is needed is there difference between 1200 and 1300 wit?
>>579114042>>579114393
>>579114508isnt that the name of a metal gear or something
>>579114276bamboo memory is just ryan if cute
>>579114608Add in Big Horse as that smoking Cat too
>>579114651It's the taxological name for the moth orchid
>>579114657conceptualizing the aromais her mom dead or something? i dont remember her being mentioned at all and her former trainer dad is the only one we meet
>>5791145831150-1200 should be good enough, going higher doesn't seem to do much. If possible, add some power, because having enough power helps the debuffer not fall behind too much, so they don't rip the stinkies too late for it to matter. But clicking wit a lot gives you sp to buy your stink skills so just bee urself
>>579114042She also does work for R-18 VNs, like pic related.
>>579114657gooned hard to some of this artist's work before
>>579114651SAHELANTHROPUSTHE MISSING LINK
>>579114778so is that a yes or...?
cheating on your trainee with Light Hello
>>579114951I look and dress like this.
>>579114608>Crown and Nijika are both voiced by Suzushiro SayumiI wasn't aware
>>579114847Bobo is a slut??
>>579114962sure
>>579114980I refuse.
>>579115053https://vndb.org/s14378
PROVE YOUR SOVL LEVELPOST YOUR TEAM
Her casual fit is cute.
>>579115325Cute autist
FUCL FUCK F7CK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCLC SO MANBY THOUGHFSS
>building pace ace for cm>kita's prof of curvature never hits>tachyon's unstoppable never hits>fine's speed star never hits>1 hint level on see ya lateroh my fucking god
>>579115156That's Akabane Kyouko, her lewd twin sister.
>>579114474I haven't. And I for one think ryan is ugly because of her actually horrid race outfit and not because of her hair.>>579114676that's not her fuarking name...
>>579115454relax and meds nonny...
IM HER IM BOBO I AM LITERALLY MIHONO BOURBON>>579115556I DIDIKD
The bots have seized control of this thread
>>579115214At some point I feel like we need to draw the line between intentionally griefing yourself for Reddit karma & actually being soulful
bobo being a bocchicel kinda puts me off
>>579115421>HANisnt it supposed to be "Champ"
>>579115758my creek generally places better than oguri btwBut none of them have any wins because all the fuckers doing room matches have no fuckin life and all of them have whale decks
>>579114276Ryan ends up taking you to her mansion to introduce you to her parents as her future trophy husband
EBENTO MISSION
>>579115052She's not posted very often but damn she's beautiful
>>579115871https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/97711159japan no speaking english please understand
>>579116015
>>579116056>>579116056>>579116056bobo bwead before I sleep
>>579115529Sure, buddy. You keep believing that.
>>579115758what's your issue with oshi running? people have won arima kinen with fucking ulala of all things. As long as there's a chance, there's a chance. People who gets too cocky in a coinflip simulator is griefing themself more than people who are here to enjoy the randomness
>>579116015meh I've seen prettier umas in my time
>>579116015I'm 100% sparking her
Give me laurel
Meh, she's okay.See you next year.
rate the pull scheduleanything Im missing thats decently good between now and top road?
>>579116341Only concern would be if you would have enough for Pasa, since TopRo is the anni banner uma
>>579116754even when I add in the oshis at pity pull numbers I seem to have enough, but I havent forgetten it
>>579117014+if i luck out free pulls I wont spend anything on NTR
I may skip Neo and just paypig her later2028 it seems it will be uma packed for me
