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This is Blue Catti. Or as I like to call her, Blatti.
>chapter 6le dess knight deconfirmationle suselle kissle kris is a cuck meme and dogshit kralsei/kerdly spamle ralsei pulls the delta rune code out of his assle rudy death cliffhangerDiscuss, deltatroons
>>579114457All faves will become cubic
>>579114751we built this city on Susan Blocks
TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>579114326so where was this guy
>>579114740Kralsei and Kerdly are both better than Kriselle
i love my sissy wife
>>579114457Hooman!
>>579114740So chapter 5 except with added Kerdly, I'll take it.
>>579114751Berdly made this as his first minecrap mod.
time for some controversy >https://tiermaker.com/create/ultimate-deltarune-ship-tierlist-chapters-1-4-15645881
smeltarune
>>579114872>Originally a smith by trade, he began writing history...
>>579114893but some people don't anon, will you have the strength to protect him?
>>579114872There was a theory once that the drawing became the mantle, don't know how well that holds up anymore. For me it's more evidence that Kris made the fountain because the Knight would've turned Alvin's drawing into something resembling Gerson, though not as much as the Old Man based on his literal dust and hammer>>579115105Isn't he a toy hammer?
Remember to take care of your flowers!
>>579115060>no Kris x Carol
>>579115060
>>579114872The Knight has an affinity with Gerson, but not with Alvin's drawing of him, so nothing happened.
>>579114967I bet he would've made all the blocks into himself first instead. Mining Berdly ore... building a Berd house...
>>579115368This guy really wants to watch his waifu with other people.
>>579115237yeah and Ferrol is a real hammer cause that's Dad Equipment
>>579115459
Objectively speaking, outside of the main characters who has the most pathetic fanbase.
>>579115624pinktroons
>>579114751My fave shall be ORB and I shall ponder upon her spherical beauty.
i like hitler so what is my favorite utdr song
>>5791157474rd Reich
how was the weird route unpatched
>>579115747It's SS Time!
>>579115747crumbling tower
>>579115747According to memes Spear of Justice? There was that Trump and Undyne comic.
>>579114740>kerdGAWDS
>>579115624Toriel-fans(?) having a freakout when she was drinking and dancing with Sans was pretty pathetic. Very grim and telly.
>>579115692spheres r not allowedbest I can do is Chara Cylinder>>579115608
>>579114692
tasquefag are you gay? do you like boys?
Fave will see a really white and a really grey cloud on together and isnt sure why they’re different colors
>>579116020is that The Roaring Sedan? lmaogood
ralsei's never seen a cloud in his life :/
>>579115943NTA but unironical banger.Ever higher had a very military march-esque rhythm to is.
https://poal.me/5ua7t7https://poal.me/5ua7t7https://poal.me/5ua7t7
Fact: Ralsei IS all of the Deltarune sjelter codes and the code paper buried in Flowery's ass was his missing penis
>>579115998Too late, she's orbish and round. Many soft angles here and you can't take it away.
Susie groomed Kris
>>579116185me neither
>>579116185
>>579116365i meant a real cloud
>>579116365>called dark world>it's not dark
>>579116472hmph, darkner clouds aren't real to you huh?
>>579116185Chapter 5 was missing a scene where Ralsei comments about having never seen the real sky or sun
>>579115060wow there's a billion of these
>Sauce of storyfellhttps://x.com/catlikestomauuFor any lizard and fish-bot enjoyers
>"dark" world>has lights in it sasuga toby
>>579116556Toby was too focused on making jokes pls understand
>>579116020>>579116169If this is not a Toyota Carola, i'm gonna freak.
Dess was innocent. Carol was actually the one that molested Kris. Her guilt over framing her own daughter to save her political career has eaten away at her soul, which is why she acts the way she does.
im a neoreactionary leftcommunist, what is my favorite utdr song?
>>579116556chapter 5 was missing a lot >>579116552open this spoiler
>>579114251>>579114282Never heard of this guy let me see...Oh neat he's pretty cool... oh from a game?A game I can play... Black Souls, lets see what this is about... Oh this sounds kinda neat. A sorta dark knight fighter guy going up against Grimm Fairytales, that's pretty cool sounding. Why haven't I heard of this befo- Ah.
>>579116694yeah idk what he was thinking in chapter 2 man
There will be a monologue from Kris that is meant to serve as their sentiment towards the player but is formally written in the usual (* you did/thought X) style so it will be ambiguous whether Kris was speaking with you or to themself and people will agrue over that
>>579115060Entirely too many of those for me to give my thoughts on all of them, but even still, most of the ones I have any kind of strong feelings for lie in S and Hell tier.
>>579115624Pinkpedos and that's including the fuzzy cwitters duo of ralsei + noelle
>>579116556Ralsei tries to hide how much it hurts for him to not be a lightner because he doesn't want to make Susie sad.
>>579117098
>>579117098i wonder who could be behind this post
>>579115060>excludes adult/child and sibling ships because Whykek
>>579117214the little berdly always pops me
>>579117098>>outside of the main characters >brings up ralsei and noelle>pinkpedos what a retard>>579117214i just know whoever shat this out was SEETHING seething
>>579117098I'm noticing some left out characters, Aquahoomanbuddy
>>579117289could be literally anyone since pinksharts are the least liked demographic of posters here
i like this chick's deranged kralsei comics
>>579117606you really want that to be the case
>>579117692i hate mewtrannies
Huh?>Looks at rest of the comic>Sheds a tearIt feels like I got transported not to 2016, but 2006. Edgy enough that you can feel the Papa Roach being listened too as panels were drawn.>Linkhttps://yugogeer012.tumblr.com/post/682967764412121088/you-see-i-can-make-edgy-comics-too-uwu-part-2
>>579117327there's some good taste here and there
>>579117760you're just trying to piss everyone off, aren't you?
>>579115060I already ranked the pre ch5 ones
>>579114692creations work your, reply latest with personal anchor!
>>579115624Pinkfags, noellefags, ralseifags and krisfags
>>579117926what do you like about vesselsei
>>579118150NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE FUN OF KRIS
>>579115624friend by a lot 2bh
I love fish
IMPORTANT POAL
In one hand I'm certain transei won't happenIn another all that evidence is pointing at Kralsei which is a terrible slop ship and second worst choice only behind SuselleThere's no winning scenario in the following chapters
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>579118470phew glad I voted
so Susie is still the golden child of the fandom I take it
>>579115060no i will not elaborate
>>579117818
>>579118473kralsei is slow burn potentially so fluffy it's depraved kinography
>>579118246self-insert if you like that or both of them being lonely creatures from the dark (kinda, as far as we know)
>>579115060Ok
>"So... That's us, huh...?">"All of us in Hometown...">"There's so many of me, so many of you...">"So many of everyone...">"But... But something's missing...">"W-Where's Dess...? Where's Asriel...?">"Where's us when we were kids...?">"Those memories... Are they just that? Did they even happen at all...?">"And why...? Why are your hands there, Kris...? They're floating... Nothing attached...">"I-It doesn't matter... We have to keep moving.">"We NEED to keep moving... T-There needs to be a way out...">"Everything's fake, but not us, Kris...">"We have to be real, and we WILL get out of here...">"When you're ready to move on... Tell me to PROCEED."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6VnR8-7gjY&t=6s
>>579118590some people are adamant she was "ruined by 5" cause she's actively pursing and thinking about Noelle now
>>579118473Toby is likely going to make Transei happen because of how much the fandom wants it. It would be so important for thousands of trans girls if there was a strong trans feminine lead in a game as big as Deltarune.
>>579106778Managed to beat Jevil.Had plenty of healing remaining in the end. It seems the trick was on being more on the offensive.
>>579118625>slow burnIt's vaguepost: the ship but if you want to call it a nicer word, go ahead
>>579118473I still hope there's some place for me in kralsei
Transei confirmed -> one million drawings of hyper tits RalseiTransei deconfirmed -> Ralsei fans start calming down and eventually Ralsei is forgotten along with the rest of Deltarune
https://files.catbox.moe/nc0dkd.mp4
>>579118786sup goose
>>579118876A relationship developing over time isn't vagueposting you spic
>>579118973mind warped by clown show
JaxSei
>>579118880i like to imagine my player possessing kris and doing [REDACTED] type stuff to ralsei sometimes and then they have to deal with the aftermath together >>579118876yeah it's not that vague friend
>>579118590SusieGODS will always run this shit, main character baby
>>579118606Kriselle isn't slop
>>579118917i really love ralsei so i hope he isn't ruined by gender stuff
>>579119073thanks for letting us know what makes you seethe, sir
>>579114692i would buy her a glamburger
>Kralsei>Kerdly>Cattille>Ralsusie>Dessrielthe slop ships that only exist to prep suselle, kriselle and krusie lmao. and dessriel is the most boring dogshit.
>>579119352you are going to waste your time
>>579119389inshallah may your net be full and never tear
>>579119317they're just baiting, we all know Toby isn't going to do that
>it’s a bad ship because ralsei isn’t hmofa yummies
thinking about those people who put hundreds of hours into deltarune before chapter 2 released
>>579119107>please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus
>>579119562mindbroken
>>579119530but he absolutely is if you can find the rare artist that draws him a little sexed up and fluffy
>>579119540I have 98 hours in deltarune now and like 10 of those were being afk how the hell
>>579119030It's a relationship that develops while at the same time refusing to elaborate on, disclose, or use the nature of who Ralsei is and what he means for Kris, and why Ralsei loves Kris in the first place
>>579119356this is my wife we got married last week
>>579119107>>57911963441%
LAAAAAAA
>>579115302don't do that, it creates arsine
>>579119562If you don't care about transbian circus (said affectionately as a term of endearment), you're probably a literal nazi
>>579119562orihime wonny
>>579119715you LIEbratty is dumpster fire relationship material if we're gonna be completely honest here
Very organic posts we have today
>>579119931...the cuckolding contest
i feel stupid today anyone else
>>579119182all of Noelle's relationships feel underdeveloped relative to the amount of importance the game tries to put on her otherwise but NR kriselle is notably the vagueposting people try to say the rest of the game is
>>579120067shart's gonna shit
>>579120067>organic...like a plant perhaps?
>>579120067what are you insinuating
>>579120213clamping my thighs around that rabbit's face
>>579120067very real conversations
>>579119854>Arsine is a colorless, flammable, and highly toxic gas. It has a garlic-like or fishy odor that can be detected at concentrations of 0.5 ppm and above.Why would Aqua be able to produce something like this?
sheep rune
Seeing people ranking kratti highly, maybe this general ain’t so bad. Except for THOSE posters… you know the ones…
>>579120747rice
>>579120860Kiss me!
>>579120894Rice? But she lives in a feudal japanese castle, she probably eats rice every day...
it's the weekend!
>>579121185she is rice
>>579121320
where'd everybody go? bingo?
>>579121638Referencing another game, that’s so human!
>>579121638lookin at a shrimp like thingy
>>579121638we all got invited to a sex-with-fave party but I guess we forgot your invite, our bad
>>579121746it...
>>579121638bango bongo
>>579121746You're so real for this. Saved
mice eating rice
>>579121746lel
>>579121185wasn’t rice invented in thailand?
>>579118786i know its bad bait, but he made pink and made her a boring role model for exactly this reason
>>579120213I feel very sapped of my energy, relatively simple chores are taking a lot of willpower to doThis is just like brugigkuwydly when he gets sapped of his IQ juices by the plug in chapter 2
>>579122301If Pink is your role model your life is just fucked beyond repair
taking a bath with raly...
>>579122301I will boldly interact with the bait but how do they role model for Ralsei? I only really read into it for Kris and the Soul
>>579115060Just looking at this makes me want to kill myself. No more midnight shipping tierlists for me
Spamton is my role model.
>>579122526i didnt mean for ralsei, more that she learns friendship and is a good big sister and is going back to school and all that
>>579122474This means all three of them have vaginas or all three of them have penises because otherwise they wouldn't share the same bath tub
>>579122639Oh ogey I can't readcarry on
>>579122556do you really mean that, fave?
>>579122415
>>579122474My goat?Washed. His wobblemeat? Brined and cured.
I am so bored of these characters. I am so bored of Susie.I want to kill them all.
>>579118786>Toby “the strength of my character models is their ambiguity, everything is fluid and nothing is definitive” Fox NEEDS to trans this character or else I’ll be upset.You can’t be happy with your headcanon? It’s a standard to impose?
>>579122989Flowey...
>>579122989Kefka...
ever since i can plug my musical keyboard, i cant write accents on my typical keyboard.
>>579121623Outstanding (:
Grrr I HATE DELTARUNE!!!!
>>579116020RIP>>579119356Cute
>>579122993don't engage with bait, it's bad for your health and the thread
>>579123293Ah, I see.
hey guys im a faggot and here's some really really really obvious baitdeltarune is for faggots and ralsei is gay and loves cocks
>>579123209which deltarune is your most hated
>>579122924did you draw this just now because holy kinorino
>>579122989based kriselleCHAD
>>579123414Enormous if true
detarune is for heterosexuals and ralsei is straight and loves pussy
>>579123414mmmmmmm yummmmy bait *rolls it around my mouth*
Berdly has never played Resident Evil 4 and it really shows.
>>579115624Rudy but specifically the ones who want him to be the knight
It's kinda funny people are still doing this when Toby is on record saying he likes writing faggots even back in halloween hack
>>579123590gemmy image
ralsei is bisexual but he only goes for women if they're dominant (like susie and noelle)
>>579119890I'm not fond of this pink 19 fellow
>>579119890>Being a Nazi means not being a zoomy and/or having tasteWhy the fuck am I being lumped in with Kraut because I dare to not care about every drop of twitterslop in my way? Hell aren't the Chuds the ones that actually care about the show with all the belching on it?
>>579115624Vesselfags still fighting tooth and nail for relevance
>>579123414>ralsei is gay and loves cocksThat's not bait that's on topic discussion about canonical events and characterization of Ralsei.He smokes hella weed too.
BIG SHOT hit 50 million views. Wow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uivFFnCI8tM
Elnina is so god damn hot fuckkkk
Have you heard of KrisThey are quite the scampWhen it comes to pranks, mirth and betrayals they're the champ
>>579123819Ralsei has never loved anyone who canonically has a penis
>>579123820deserved
>>579123967He loves Kris, who is canonically a WHITE male with a huge dick.
>>579123820hell yeah
>>579123760
>>579123967he loves me and I have a penis
>>579124012Yellow unknown with a medical micropenis
>>579123945the /utg/ council agrees with this post
Fave likes heckin problematic "dark" ships but doesn't care to portray them in an edgy way with grooming rape etc. and it's just the pairing itself that's considered bad, really Fave likes it kind of vanilla when you ignore the contents of the pairing
Pig
>>579123703Yeah i'm more of a red 40 guy myself.
>>579123820not sure what in specific does it but spamton resonates with me for some reason, just a very appealing design all around
>>579123945she's on the colder side I believe
>>579123945>>579124264wet bitches are the new wave and flowers ask for humidity in humility.
>>579123590Despite being an epic gamer, he is not very good at the games he plays...
>>579124120But what if hate won
what happens if your ship doesn't get confirmed? You guys will commit suicide for following a stupid fucking 11 year long game?
>>579124802fave said this verbatim before he hit me with his jarona
>>579115060some of these have really good namesalso am i blind or did i miss catty x asriel? it would go in the same tier as bratty x asriel
>>579124927As long as fave isn't paired with someone I dislike it's fine
>>579124927Spend the next 11 years calling deltarune garbage and why it sucks and harass deltarune fans into embarrassment for liking the game
>>579123760Vessel guys talking spicy like the soul wouldn't lose to a box with a lock
why is it that ch1 ralsei is closer to ch5 ralsei personality wise than ch2-4 ralsei?
>>579124927depends how I'm feeling that day
>>579115060>25 shadowguys but no soulelle made by a 15 year old thats mad at the weird route award
>>579125140Chapter 1 Ralsei compared to rest of the game is almost as jarring as Chapter 1 Susie but his design change ofuscated a lot of the discourse
>>579115060>>579124972wait shit i accidentally put cazzy in canon shit no!!! i fixed it.
>>579124927The ships don't matter to me if the story being told is good. The only people that might shit and fart over it are the Krusie guys since they are currently in the process of shitting and farting over it right now.
>>579125140in chapter 1 he'd just met kris and susie and is likely nervous and stressed out about meeting the reasons for his existence and in 5 he's angry and stressed out over flowery. this said, ralsei's sass is present in every chapter. he's just around his friends and so it's subtle/more banterish
>>579124927Spamtenna would be nice but I’m always going to be a yume at heart so I don’t care that much
>>579124939just you watch until he casts his Ja-GONER attack.
>>579124972mettaswatch would be really good as a one sided thing where swatch just happily lets mettaton take advantage of him. like an anti-burgerpants
>>579115060we should make an ultimate /utg/-approved utdr ship tierlist
Ralsei's big furry finger up the butt show
>>579125453fave did that to my vessel prior to the events of chapter 1 and I haven't recovered since
Dreemurr Puppet Pals
>deltarune story>goodNah, the retarded shipping drama will kill it
>>579125486yeah mettaswatch is an idyllic service top relationship. if mettaton ever actually went to cyber world it would definitely get bumped up to fanon
>>579125579It'd just be Kratti and Flowsei then I think
>>579123820It sucks that chapter 3's secret boss isn't really a character and the last two are reheated undertale characters.
>>579125698Toby Fox is gonna turn on his computer and see kids on the internet being stupid (something nobody has ever seen before) and say "sigh... guess i'll just delete all my deltarune files and kill myself....."
>>579125256I thought it would just be because "nooo you can't heckin ship yourself with noelle she's le canonically le miner" but no there's Playersei and Krissoul they just hate the weird route I guess
>>579125758you got it backwards bro, the last two were deltarune characters backported to undertale
>>579124927Spamtenna has already been confirmed. Now they just need to get remarried.
I haven’t looked at any of these is carudygore anywhere
>>579126030Oh you mean shit? Check your toilet
>>579125758Gerson was barely a character before and I'd both argue that the chapter boss is mostly Pink and not Mad Dummy Ghost, and that Pink isn't present in undertale at all really so that's a gray area.
>>579126030oh you mean slop? check the trough piggy
>>579126085You fuck your mother with that mouth?
>>579126030Oh you mean smegma? Check under your foreskin.
>>579126132pink was only included in undertale as well so the brain trust that comprise the majority of this fandom didnt think the ghost possessing the anime girl doll was literally mettaton
>>579126030Oh you mean flowers? Check your heart
>>579124927Deltarune isn’t about the ships.
okay but why does mad diddy choose to hang out around the literal powerless child flower and keep it a secret from all the other ones? kinda sussy
>>579126380hid
>>579126380xe wants that orangussy
>>579126030It's in the list yeah>"like these guys" tier in >>579122554>"fanon" tier in >>579125282everyone else either didn't rank any asgore ships, only did the gay ones, or only did the monogamous ones
>>579126380seth isn't a child tho...
The summoning ritual worked!YOU are summoned into Deltarune RIGHT NOW.What are you wearing? What happens to these poor children?
>>579125758I really like jevil and spamton but getting elitist about them is retarded. Yeah pink was iffy but rory gerson and eram if you count them are just as good if not better
>>579126598i'm wearing baggy stained ripped clothes and i'm missing my left shoe and i'm covered in pus and blood so i just look like a fucking zombie this is bad
>>579126380because she's a terrible 'sister' to her real irl family, that's the point i think. like one of those dads who's nice to his girlfriend's kids and ignores his own biological children>>579126598i am naked except a loose towel because i just had a bath. i am probably going to prison
There's literally nothing wrong with being a cougar. If Carol were single again she'd be going after the 20-somethings of Hometown.
>>579126598I'm in underwear and tank top but I'm conventionally attractive but also with a boner rn
>>579126598I'm wearing my pajamas right now so I don't think they would be scarred for life
>>579126320it'd be kinda obvious anyway, switch undertale came out like a month before survey_program so it's really just toby calling his shots a couple years early. Same with how the switch soul is somewhat random if we only look at undertale in a vacuum but makes a lot of sense if we think about things that could happen in deltarune and how Kris and Pink relate now
>>579126792But she’s a Reindeer
>>579116020Carol Wexler?
>>579126598I'm wearing an old oversized t-shirt with coffee stains on it and pajama bottoms. I'd join in with them and we can keep summoning entities, then I would ask Kris where their tv is.
>>579126598>what are you wearingshorts and a shirt, no pants, no wallet/phone (they're not in my pockets)>what happens to these poor childrenprobably a lot of screaming and confusion (and i really hope i don't end up getting sent to prison for being a strange man with no paperwork in the bedroom of a teenager)
dee dee dee mega doodoodee dee dee mega doodoodee dee dee mega doodoo
here's the only official tierlistif you think differently from me you're WRONG
>>579126950I wouldn't trust any utgger with a television
Why didn't Deltarune ask for your favorite food like mother 3 did is Toby stupid and should he be killed?hashbrown casserole
>>579127135Yes!
>>579127216It does ask you to pick a favorite food for your vessel it's just flavors and PAIN instead of naming a specific food like the Mother games
chapter 6? did toby forgot about it?
>>579127308that is not food though Gaster is stupid
>>579127251yes!
is it finally time to admit noelle sucks
>>579127468pain is bread in french. is gaster french?
>>579127570...ralsei's cock in chapter 6
>>579126598>PJs (including a metallica shirt)Might be the best I could be wearing in terms of not scaring anyone. Catti would surely recognize a metal band font from anywhere, even if going through names reveals our musics don't exist to the other. Main lamentations are no immediate onesie for fall and I have my headset on, so I'd have a headset but no USB to connect it to anything.>Happens to childrenConfusion all around. Why am I here? Who am I? Who are they? But probably just confusion. I'm still on the wait to even play DR so my knowledge of the town is limited, couldn't even pull off some knowledgeable godhead thing. Also there might be some cursing when I recognize I got in the wrong Toby game.
>>579127547Don't you like serving humans?
my wife in this image
>>579127094Yup kressel and krisoul trvke
>>579127603she doesn't do that he eats her out with respect
>>579123534Correct. But not unlike Julius Caesar or that Macedonian guy, I’m sure there are exceptions.
>nobody is wearing thigh high socks and/or a skirt in utgsigh....
>>579127198I can be trusted around sexy television men, I won't do anything nefarious.
>>579127640streets said this line was flirtatious in jp but i didn't hear it
>>579127742sickwhat did you do to get the uneven edges, special brush with irregularity or did you purposefully rough up the edges
>>579127603trying to get a mere ounce of the writing juice contained in flowsei or kralsei out of his accommodating girth, another act of benevolence from the prince of kindness
>>579127792I wish I was the soul in real life
>>579126290straight people are fundamentally incapable of writing good sexuality.
>>579123945Elnina has goonerbait characteristics despite not being that sexy. She looks like goonerbait with most of the goonerisms removed.
Was just recommended a youtube shorts where some turks cook lamb testicles.I wonder what would Ralsei's juicy dangly jewels would taste like peeled sliced and skewed on a stick
>>579127949trannies are fundamentally incapable of living past the age of 35
>>579127949You mean straight men
>>579126871never finished bcs, does kim drive off a cliff?
>>579127587who wants to know
I just jerked off to Aqua fart porn
>>579127864https://files.catbox.moe/fj3k63.brushhttps://files.catbox.moe/ontu0a.brushboth are procreate brushes :)
You wanna get passed?I'm gonna have to see paperwork (bribe(gotes))
>>579127949But then what about 50 shades of grey, the old fanfics, and everything else that existed before your prepubescence?
>>579126030People like treating Asgore as a sex object they can throw on top of Rudy so they can watch a giant goat destroy a lithe reindeer. Carol is people.
sometimes I really want to reply to someone I strongly disagree with but I know it would just make things worse, said fave
>ctrl + F "butthole", i.e. "Mewmew's X and Y butthole~">no results What's going on...? I don't like this...
>>579128070^correction, as I was.>>579128069rustled your jimjams at your shitty poast, have I now?
What did pinkfags even do to get this much hate>b-but the butthole jokeThe animation of the shit exiting and re-entering Spamton’s asshole
>>579127949i've read plenty of fics from both sides of the aisle that were complete and total dogshit sexually, that is confirmation biasit's not that straight people can't write sexuality, it's that most people are turbo-dogshit at writing sexuality
>>579128120This except aqua femdom rape
>>579128263mewmew's quiet and reserved butthole~
>>579128263MEW MEW IS DEAD
>>579128086She drives off the side of a highway which was my initial assumption of what is happening in that pic
>>579127948you are
>>579128218*boops with my penis*
>>579128293Be trannies (mostly on Twitter and not even here aside from really fucking obvious falseflag bait)That's it
>>579128456>he thinks it's falseflag baitYou are talking to trans people in this very thread....
>>579128306this is not about to turn into a media literacy lecture
>>579128448The key to a gote's heart
>>579128120did she have a hyper ass
>>579128039she's just a kemono but without any distinct sexual characteristics or tropes like tasque manager, or animal traits either really. just a cute cloud woman>>579128293nothing really, a couple guys are just really mad at trannies because it's 2026 internet and that's all some people can think about
>>579128223Oh for sure man, nothing like reading some Mormonette’s goonslop.>if Martin Van Buren finished the job, none of us would be in this mess.
>>579128120pinksister...
what if im a tranny, what then
>>579128324What a polite pooper she has.
>>579128539correct! post your LEAST favorite track from undertale/deltarune instead, it's more fun.
I like the mewmew's butthole~ meme but only because it's an excuse to constantly see new words and perhaps internalize some ones I have not seen in a long timegood for the headbrainfood
The Aqua on the newest whiteboard is cute
DJ Mew Mew's Chopped and Screwed butthole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Tz7qtOtqg
Whenever I find out an artist does fart/scat porn it ruins all their other art for me like I can't look at an Undertale/Deltarune ass they drew without remembering the real reason they draw it and what they imagine while drawing it
>>579128710uhhhh…they’re all pretty good? Isn’t the guy a multi instrumentalist? It’s designed to be good.
please Toby release chapter 6 as soon as possible I beg you
>>579128318post it please
ENTER
>>579128794Whenever I see wobblemeat I mentally translate it into fartmeat and get hornier
>>579128218*poops with my penis*
piss is bad shit is bad farts is bad
>>579128569she was getting pink to pull her finger
>>579128710Mad Mew Mew fucking sucks
>>579128910>freezes him>aborts the wr afteryep, canon route
>>579128910You can go ahead and leave again.
I like the "Mew Mew's [adjective 1] and [adjective 2] butthole~" meme but only because I like Mew Mew's butthole
>>579128690put your pp in my mouth
Pink's newer models come with a button that makes her fart
>>579129246ewww no way
>>579126132I liked Gerson before Deltarune Gerson was a thing.
>>579129263six seveeennnnn
https://youtu.be/tRf8W2aCZWMtoby theiving conniving fox at it again
>>579128794I had a low functioning autist account with a double amputee self insert character focused on scat fart porn get upset because I made nude art of ralsei (with nothing showing lol)
jew jew pissy poopie
>>579129326Well obviously Toby ripped off music from The Beatles. Music didn't exist before them he had to get it from somewhere.
>>579129296put my pp in your mouth?
>>579128690marry me and i'll make you fat
>>579128293they're annoying hyper sensitive trannies
>>579129059no opinion on burps though, i know what kind of man you are you fucking casual
>>579129263trans icon and sex symbol mewing mew has committed "susiecide"he will be buried in arlington with his birthname, "blook".
>>579128920based?
>>579129381Promising nsfw then giving them Nulges is peak trolling imho
>>579128293She is an anime character in a furry game and furries hate anime
I could be doing anything other than browsing this thread, why can't I leave
>>579129381Share the Ralsei, I want to see.
>>579129059
>>579124927
>>579129656>Needs a good game to make /utg/ a background lurk activityNioh is that way, Nioh 2 is fucking excellence and you sell your soul in the name of build autism.
how would deltarune be different if all the characters were fish
>>579129059period blood is good though
>>579129747i understand you
>>579128318Based if true but I'm not aware of any Aqua art that I would actually call "femdom rape". There is some with some lolidom vibes but that's about it
>>579129656Advanced autism.
>>579128120>>579128569>>579129069That's that one by Lazei where he was a coward and gave Aqua a grown woman body
I need some carol flakes
>>579129645No lol it’s because I made ralsei “porn”. The spamtenna circle on xitter is funny
>>579129928that's based except for the part where it's fart porn
>>579129381you got fetishmogged sounds like
me inside friend
>>579129656I'm emulating Bravely Default rn so I just keep the thread in the background and scroll through posts during down time
Can someone help me on the whiteboard I ran out of funny things to draw
>>579129747
>>579129909This artist draws such an unbelievably hot Aqua
>>579130173hot as fuck sexy jevil try not to cum challenge (lunatic?) having fuck intercourse with if your over 30 and own a dark world you need to try this game game
>>579130173draw tenna rolling over in his sleep and crushing 10 pippinses beneath him
>>579130194cute rali waving to his friends awww
Will you be watching Coyote vs ACME in theaters with a plush of your fave?
grim
>>579130194how can you be such a nazi when the far right party of germany today is led by a lesbian
>>579130512if you haven't read homestuck this image looks insane but as someone who has this image rocks
>>579130379no
>>579129909little girls with knives are made for lolidom but we have forgotten the recipes now
toby must be getting some amazing pussy from somewhere to have never ever trooned nor placed actual troons in his work
>>579130379Last time I went to the movies my whole family got a cold despite taking precautions because some old bitch kept coughing behind us, so no. But I am hoping for its success and will be watching it when a good copy is uploaded somewhere suspicious
>>579130379damn warner bros really tanked their marketing budget with that merger…
>>579130703how fucking bored are you
>>579130556I think it's just a joke gif man
If you don't watch every movie like this with all your Underrune merch you're a failed Faver
>>579130703What would Toby's name be if she transitioned? Toberta Vixen?
>>579130982i don't even want to think about it i like toby
>>579130982Toniqua foximoto
>>579130982Tobi
>>579130982Papyru
>>579130982something japanese sounding obviously
What is the IP for the minecraft server?
>>579130956Tell your company to buy an ad loser
chara taking my hand out of this world because it sucks and i want to die this suuuuuuuucks chara this sucks. this sucks so bad chara i am in so much pain all over again being in immense horrible pain and agony with chara. we can hold hands through the pain and hug each other and rub each others head and pet each others hair. chara your hair is so pettable it makes me forget about everything we lost. i want to cry into chara’s shoulder. and have them pull a hankerchief out of their cool suit pocket so i can dry my tears. before i start crying again! ohhhhh i know im such a crybaby chara. but at least i’m your crybaby, right? at least i have you. ohhhhh chara
GUYS!!!! WHAT IF RALSEI IS SATAN FROM SMT5????? AND WE HAVE TO FIGHT HIM IN CHAPTER 7?????
>>579130982would probably steal the name of a woman he knows like most troons do
kek lmao troon trve trvke gemmy coal
>>579130278I love Aqua's facial expression in this and the eyeball candy art from them. I hope they draw more Aqua!>>579130641Agreed, Aqua is perfect for lolidom but there isn't enough art of that!
guys what if ralsei was very against being my wife but i hypnotized him into being my wife and he had slutty hypno eyes and did whatever i said and also i was my vessel?
>>579131214shut up loser! now give me your lunch money! *pretends to almost punch you to threaten you*
>>579131242mindbroken
>>579129381those pixels were 17.99 years old you sick FUCK
>>579130982Touka Kitsune, if he ever transitions he'll most likely also become asian
The Knight is Alphys Undertale using a transdimensional survey vessel Gaster left laying around which she misidentified as a VR game, and she wants to fuck Undyne, Toriel, and Asgore
>>5791311989.9.9.9
>>579131389you aren't subtle
>>579131198There’s multiple but the one I know is 162.245.190.86:25587
>>579129909Hypothetically, if someone were to commission hard lolidom rape with Aqua, what would you want it to look like?
>>579131242we haven't started arguing yet but i accept your concession
>>579131485why isn't is 6.6.6.6 ???? WHERE IS GASTER???
>>579131242Berdly...
>>579131485joining chara’s epic minecraft server building brown bricks with chara. hooooooooo boy the kinds of masterful constructions and engineering marvels they would get down to working with their nose against the grindstone to realize whatever it takes. ohhhhh man
>Deltarune is just a project on Gaster's autistic minecraft server
>>579131553my man think he is slick
(‘°-°) … <><
>>579131727ARE WECONNECTED?I NEEDMORE REDSTONE
I think I forgot how to breathe normally
>>579131834You breathe manually?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf8W2aCZWM
>>579131925I think I forgot how to breathe non manually
Ever drop your food on the ground? Should I get on all fours and eat it off the carpet like a freak?
>>579131727"My furry shin megami tensei au will go hard i swear, just hop in"
>>579132078This was just posted, nobody cared. >>579129326
>>579132149No you disgusting fat fuck.
>>579131767No I was trying to make it obvious that I was soliciting ideas from someone with a mutual interest
>>579132078Delete this or my lawyers shall be contacting you...
>>579132149One time I was making spaghetti bolognese and the bowl was really slippery from the steam and i dropped it but my day had been so shit I just sighed, sat down, and ate it off the floor with my hands.
>>579132149Catti never wastes food and it's affecting her waistline
>>579132149>>579132390Get help you freaks.
What if Catti don't even eat that much and she's just shaped like that.
>>579131553too tired to fully pornwrite right now but all you really need to is have her push down idk kris while they are playing and have her pull out the knife while mounting them and calling it the knife game or the bouncing game or somethingi'm being very lazy but you get the general gist
I wish catti would sit on my face
>>579130556>far-rightyou're hilarious.
>>579132546I have a clean floor and eating it was already halfway to clearing it up anyway. I'd have offered you some but I was too hungry...
>>579132773you will die
>>579132624she's actually skinny, her hair is just very very fluffy
>>579132876Hey Kraut what's your opinion on gay men
Fattenheimers
>>579131539What version is it?
>>579132624she has her fathers proportions, she's a natural defensive linebacker
Catti weight gain mini game in chapter 6 trust the plan
>>579133228kikky park is in the game already
Alphys stop shipping your students
>>579133380Imagine a sex education class with Alphys
>>579133380I still guiltily think the comic where they send nudes to each other is hot as shit
>>579133458It’d be like that king of the hill episode where Peggy spends the entire episode getting ready to teach a sex ed class, and at the end everyone but Bobby walks out of class because only Hank and Peggy allowed their kid to be in the sex ed class.Man it’s so fucking stupid you can opt out of sex-ed.
>>579133616You should only feel guilty if you self-insert as Alphys.
>>579133380alphys shipping her students reminds me of that one thing where her and someone's oc erp as some of her students and one of em almost ropes after finding out it's her sister
>>579133689I don't
>>579132952don't care much, really.two consenting adults do what they want to do and they both own the consequence of it.i have zero interest in telling them what to do and what to like.BUT.if i am to mind my own beeswax and keep my homos phobos opinion to myself, then i want faggots to keep their shit out of the public eye and discourse.like i said a million times: there are gay people and there are faggots.nobody likes a faggot.
>>579131553I'm not sure, honestly. I'm not very creative.Squatting cowgirl position from male pov (Kris or nondescript male) works well for reverse rape.I also think a knife/knives should somehow be included but I'm not sure how exactly. Aqua holding a knife would be simplest choice but not the most fitting. Something like multiple floating magical knives pointing at POV would be more accurate I think
>>579133616I wish there were more parts to that…
>>579133752Please post that it sounds hilarious.
>>579133857i forgot if i even have it saved...
i love buckethead <3
I ate it off the floor like an animal. There's carpet strands in my mouth.
>>579133975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEIt4TtzM4
alphys's 750k word slow burn berdelle fic
>>579133458https://files.catbox.moe/v3ktdi.png
Entire last whiteboardhttps://files.catbox.moe/pct13w.png
>>579134047>cattiPlusSizedbit of an understatement
>>579134161Imagine Alphys winning an award for this and she has to change the details to make it really vague
>>579133804That's a LOT of words to try and defend your homophobia
>>579134329the drawing of the knight with inky black milkers is hot
>>579133804Oh so you love faggots then?
>>579134578defend? i'll be homophobic without prompt, idiot.i need no justification nor do i desire you to understand, because that only helps my point that you can't be reasoned with.which in turn reinforces my point.
>>579132773>anon was later found dead with his skull crushed and green stink lines wafting from his face
Chuds like Kraut pretending not to be homophobic is funny. Will they pretend not to be transphobic in a few years once a new social issue captures the public consciousness?
>>579134329carol ass spotted
>>579134785Kraut will stop being transphobic when he gets a chuddy trans gf.
>>579134785probably
>>579134749>I am NOT far-right>I will be homophobic ANY TIME ANY WHERE, thank you.As usual, you're acting like you're too intelligent for anyone to understand you while continuing to talk and behave like a mongoloid.
>fave>good games you're playing rnSuzFlatOut 2
>>579131553To add to this >>579133816(me)Fully nude would work and be completely fine but I think it's hotter if she is still wearing her dress, maybe with the top part pulled down to expose her chest. Something like this:https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9530433 (porn of Fujiwara Chika)A speech bubble from Aqua would also be good to clarify the scenario, although I really couldn't write any fitting dialogue
>>579134854You mean when he *becomes* the chuddy trans gf
>>579134746those arachnophobes really wanted to fuck spiders all along.shooting ropes on big-ass nopes.
>>579135002When he becomes a chuddy transbian that frots his wife every night.
You kids tire me up.
>>579135139Jevil hugging Seam's ass.
>>579132078this one is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1w_pWTQnwU
Finished chapter 1 last night, what surprised me the most is that like, the majority of Hometown just openly hates Kris. It'd be funny if it wasn't so weird. I was also too old and gay to beat Jevil so I gave up, I guess I'm already locked into the "you didn't do enough" ending lol.
>this guygays are okay but i don't want them shoved in my face>trannies who likely aren't even homosexual, just straight people who trooned ERM SO YOU ARE BIGOT CHUD!?deltatroons suck!
>>579135282Don’t worry, kris deserves it
>>579134785Kraut pretends to not be homophobic? That's not been my experience
>>579134941AsgoreSMT: Devil Survivor Overclocked
what a kino kralsei
Actually really interesting. I wonder why Toby and Camellia decided to get rid of this motifhttps://youtu.be/0jgDTR7_SiY
>>579134930i never said i wasn't far-right, y'know.but i don't call myself that.if you let your enemy dictate your vocabulary, you are already conquered.
>>579134941>Catti!!!!>God I fucking need a good game to play right now I'm so bored. The last game I played was BlazBlue Entropy Effect and played as Taokaka (She's a Catgirl!) a bunch but l like that shit kinda ass I need a real game someone help me dear god work is more fun than not working lately
>>579135528truth nuke from Kraut
>>579135282>the majority of Hometown just openly hates KrisWhat are you talking about? Which character is even rude to Kris let alone acts like they hate them? Can you post some examples please
>>579128893https://files.catbox.moe/sq4brr.jpegthis one>>579129909I'm not picky
>>579134941ERAMchecking out kingdom hearts for the first time, seems cool so far
>>579135492
>>579135282They don't hate Kris, but it's like seeing the weird shut-in kid suddenly become social and start talking to everyone. You probably wouldn't know how to treat them. A town-wide "look who came out of their cave"
>>579134941NoelleCasualties Unknown
>>579134129https://voca.ro/17yR8d8h8MRZchicken music
>kraut tolerates gay people Complete homosexual underground victory.
The things I'd do to this SLUT
>>579135528>Aha, I tricked you! I never technically said I wasn't far-right!!I love you Kraut you're silly
>>579135282>the majority of Hometown just openly hates Kris.What version of chapter 1 did you play?
>>579135492Jack Black plays Pink's Ghost in the Deltarune live action movie.
>>579135990Jack Black would obviously play Gerson. Either that or Kris.
>>579135793kraut would have so much sex if he became gayso many /utg/ anons would be lining up for his big pureblood german schwanz
>>579136063Danny Devito would play Gerson. Jack Black would be Asgore.
>>579136119>became>implying
>>579135990>>579136063Jack Black would play Jackenstein because he has Jack in his name. Get with the program.
>>579135872you just suck at paying attention or want to hear the things you want to hear.either way, not my fault because deception is not my goal.otherwise, you may link me to the posts where you feel that i have betrayed my own words.
>>579135793>>579136119Kraut uses Flowey as an avatar.Flowey is Asriel, who is gay as hell.Ralsei is based on Asriel. Ralsei is gay as hell.Kraut wearing the thinnest of masks. You can see right through it.
>>579134941PapyruBravely Default
>>579124927You don't ship to "win" You ship because you like the characters, canon be damned
plantsei is the lamest thing ever and the fandom needs to let it go alongside headbandsei which somehow persists
>>579136329>Asriel, who is gay as hell.Asriel fucked every girl his age in Hometown, meanwhile he has fucked zero men. Gay Asriel theory has been debunked.
>>579136354Ralsei is a titan and kris' headband and a plant and trans
>>579136448>Asriel was molested by every girl his age in Hometown*
>>579136448
>>579136448>Asriel fucked every girl his age in Hometowntrue>meanwhile he has fucked zero men.true only because asriel has been thigh fucked by pizzapants, drunkenly made out with nice cream guy several times, and was raped by kris the night before he left for college
>>579136448Dess had a penis. He fucked a man-doe.
the jackbox anon is live again but im still too nervous to play
>>579135282i feel like deltarune would be better if it didn't have multiple endings
i wish i could draw...
>>579136350
https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://jackbox.tv/JORKBOX
>>579136354no one believes in plant ralsei anymore already
>>579136119this really romanticizes the idea of a loner's death.
>>579135646Wtf, how is that so similar to what I described here >>579133816Also, thanks for posting it. It's super hot! Although, it does kinda lack the rape-y vibes imo
i love you
>>579135630>>579135747>>579135956I mean there were a few nice people like the restaurant lady, Toriel, Asgore and Noelle's dad and Monster Teen, but every one else seems to regard Kris as a nuisance that's either to be exploited for brownie points with Asriel or treated with polite disdain. The subtext was very heavy with showing Hometown, for the most part, doesn't fuck with Kris at all. I even get the sense that Noelle dislikes him too but is too good of a girl to vocalize that.
>>579136653there was only two of us last week, just join everyone is fucking nervous when they don't have "anon" cover that's half the reason we're here
>>579136780I do...
grok check the thread and give me top 5 style of posts for maximum (you) generation
i will watch the twitch stream because i am an unfunny coward
>>579136853ilu2
>>579136889lame nigga
>>579136686I don't get this as a kinkI can understand wanting to smell someone's bare feet, like I'm not into it but I get how that could be erotic. But she's wearing a whole complete boot so all Kris is smelling in this case is whatever she walked in recently. There's no Susie smell at all, they're smelling rubber and wet grass at best and literal dogshit at worse. What is the appeal
>>579136780even today i saw someone acting like they were really connecting dots, discovering truths and secrets, etc. and talking about ot
>>579136857This is a fresh reading of the story so I'm amused by your interpretation
>>579136940you don't like the kink so you're bringing it to its logical conclusions to dismiss it and generally bringing things to their logical conclusions isn't how kinks work the appeal is likely degradation or something however
>>579136905post butt in a slutty tenna cosplay for infinite (You)s
>>579136940Autist-kun I...I don't think this is a fetish. It's a joke about Kris being a freak.
>>579136857You failed even to get their pronouns right
>>579136918whatever ralsei is will be lame. i'm currently on board with plantsei becasue it's the idea that makes the most sense to me. if you have a better alternative to titansei i'm happy to hear it.
>>579136968I only see people say that ralsei is a titan or that other thing you know without me having to say it
>>579136857i always got the vibe that kris was the weird freak who was seen as cool but still ultimately a weird freak. catti hangs out with him, berdly hangs out with him, him and noelle were seen as having something going on before the game started properly, so on so forth
>>579136908oh no this has never happened before lmaowanna go get some nice cream?
>>579136905Post dick or >>579137052
>>579137052our resident Tenna cosplayers... it's been a while since any of them posted...
fower
>>579136857that's an interesting reading, I get it but you should probably keep playing>>579137065hush you
>>579137153he's either a titan or something abstract like the hopes and dreams or something like that
chapter 6the fawn pawn.
>>579136119It would be Schwanz since German capitalizes all nouns
>>579137153plantsei makes no sense at all. how could he be an "impossibility" if he's a tree i'm still on board with titan/gasteragent/beingofdarknesssei>>579137194man i'm just telling you what i saw todayit made me frown
>>579137236the hwite twink posted a couple of weeks ago
>>579132635Her holding the viewer at knifepoint is probably the easiest way to convey noncon. >>579133816>>579134967>Chika based! I agree clothed would be betterI'm not sure whether Aqua should be clueless about what she's doing or deliberately trying to abuse the other party. I think it'd be really hot if she were saying something mean or telling you that she'll get you in trouble if you don't keep thrusting in her but I also don't think that'd be very in-character for Aqua to say. Thanks for the advice Aquafrens
>>579136850>Wtf, how is that so similar to what I describedaqua emits that particular feel so it makes sense
>>579136448The gotefags are really going to get mad at this
Burghley spent like an hour trying to figure out why their code wasn't working only to ultimately find they switched up the parameters in their function call and everything else was probably fine
>>579136857>either to be exploited for brownie points with Asriel I think you're reading those interactions way too cynically. Bratty is a bitch so it does apply to her, but Catty is too dumb to be manipulative and she just genuinely likes Kris while Pizzapants is just glad to talk to anyone at all. Catti and the Cattenheimer parents are also friendly with Kris, and so is Jockington. Father Alvin, Alphys, the hospital receptionist, and Mettaton are about as nice to Kris as you could reasonably expect random unrelated adults to be. Undyne likes them because they're Asgore's kid, I'm not sure if that counts or not. Onionsan instantly befriends them. I think Sans is the only named NPC who gives Kris a hard time, aside from Bratty who is just a bitch as previously stated. There's also Berdly, but he's just being tsundere, really.
>>579137153Dessriel dark baby will always be my choice.
getting a cute twink to wear a bikini for you, as a funny prank
>>579136858fave would join but fave is terrified of being somebody and doesn't want to make a fool of faveself on live tv
https://youtu.be/hEa3XXPoEg4
>>579137153Ralsei is an alien from the meteor. You have to believe me. Please.
>>579136448biggest fumble toby made so far
https://youtu.be/sL0E68NPUj8
N: Kris... I... I don't think this is a good idea...S: Just do it Kris!
>>579137531pics?
>>579137735burgerley makes Cat class extends Table because they both have 4 legs
Reminder that split the room cat is married so if you lust for him you're a homewrecker.
>>579137870peak
>>579137275More than acceptable tierlist
>>579137807I just made a joke about floating away with fart cum bubble and it flopped, just get fave in here. Being unfunny is normal.
>>579137524>how could he be an "impossibility" if he's a treewe have no idea what flowery meant when he said that. the explanation could be literally anything, this is neither an argument for or against in my opinion.>>579137441see i think titansei/abstract idea ralsei is even lamer than plantsei. different strokes.
>>579138097I'll fuck his wife too
>>579137996I didn't save them unfortunately.
>>579138030Catti is on all fours as part of a Wiccan-type ritual when Berdly comes by and, smirking, sets his drink on her back like a tableIt takes him a week to regain feeling in his face afterwards
>>579137884see I like this idea more than titansei. i could get behind aliensei.
>>579138152I laughed at that tbf
>>579136448He's at college, he's smooshing penii with the first femboy that he sees
>>579138152fave is very anxious about being wrong about anything or mischaracterizing characters in jokes as well and fave cant draw and fave is sorry that fave made it seem like it is a possibility for fave to play maybe once chapter 6 is released and fave has grinded drawing enough fave will finally be ready to play a jackbox type game, fave laughs at everyone's jokes doe
>>579137884i also like this one, but i'm foggy on why anyone thinks a meteor is relevant i get that deltarune is inspired by earthbound, but you can see the meteor within the first ten minutes of the game. also that one book in chapter 4, that was pretty obviously about shadow crystals, wasn't it >>579138164>we have no idea what flowery meant when he said thatnah little guy we can DEFINITELY infer that in a chapter full of planters, a plantner isn't an impossibility, even if he is really strong. i'd argue the fact that the planters are sort of "impossibilities" themselves (flowers that should've died in a day lived for 20 years blah blah) makes the impossibility line referring to treesei even less likely
If Kris really isn't Chara per patience soul stuff, I wonder where Chara is.
>>579137552No problem, this will benefit me too after all (assuming you will post it)!>I'm not sure whether Aqua should be clueless about what she's doing or deliberately trying to abuse the other party. That's a difficult edition. Both have their up- and downsides. You could maybe combine both with some "I heard human like it if you are cruel to them" shit, but not sure how exactly you would make it work properly.Also, kinda related to this, Aqua with a cute smile and Aqua with a devilish smile are both way too good, so it’s honestly hard to choose between them.
Ralsei is the Son-Clone of Asriel Undertale. Play Chrono Cross already, gosh.
gomen gomen gomengo
>>579137483my ego wouldn't allow me to call it that.
Everyone who's too scared to join Jackbox needs to join right now or you're going on my list. I promise we'll be nice to you if you do.
>>579138338its ok bby pls join its all fun
I will alsojoin
>>579136905Post a video of you pissing yourself. That got a lot of views a few threads ago
fave is an audience member
>>579138338my first jack box game i drew some shit that wasn't even ut/dr related because i had no clue what was going on and i still won kek who cares
>>579138603what list
>>579138515きみにあげちゃう
the aliens are flipping op in push the button
>>579138494Monsters are the constant, humans are the uncountable-for curve balls.
>>579138691The List.
hello
>>579138338mischaracterizing is totally fine. drawing bad is fine I'm a shit artist.we're just chillin' the "big bad 4chaners" are really quite chill
>jackboxGuys, who is the alien?
>>579138494chara is red soul which is us which means chara is vessel
>>579138638someone posted a video of them pissing themselves? was it a guy or gal?
>>579138846it is fave
>>579138846its me
>>579138846look at catti's hairstyle on their lil guy that has to be alien
I don’t know what this game is can we do a funny one
>>579138338I can't draw and I joined. Just stop worrying and join next game!
>>579138786
>>579138926Here: https://files.catbox.moe/ml3578.mp4
>>579138997Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes lives are on the line. Sometimes a skeleton runs past the screen.
>>579138973fuck you my hair swag as hell
>>579138846One of the bunker corders
A: They look really cute together.D: Do you think they will ever be... like us?A: Depends.D: On what?A: If they're as much of an asshole as you
>>579138721Bikkuri broccoli!
>>579139131Now we just need someone to post a video of a period blood clot flowing out.
>small brainAqua lolidom with Kris>big brainAqua lolidom with Seth
AAAAH FEDDY
i do not give a fuck about shippingtoby's taste in shipping is dogshitfuck you!die!
fave got scared
how am I supposed to do the scanner xD
>>579139523we'd have to do voice chat for it which no one ever wants to do
they’re putting my penis in the bioscanner aaaah
i will be a soulelle/vesselle shipper til the last of my daysthe fact that the dog alone thinks my taste is disgusting validates me to keep going forward
>>579139514awwww
I don’t want newfags playing jackbox I want my friends back
>579138846not gonna lie, I look the most sus but I know I'm human>
>>579139695I miss the old ones but I still want new friends too
vessel x character ships have the sauce of potentially giving the character their ideal partner (who i imagine to be kris in most cases, even if they don't know it or vocalize it) but in a very wrong and bad way
gote smell turning me porntarded
>>579138926>was it a guy or gal?When will you learn? Pussy will never be posted to utg
>>579139867what about mew mew butthole smell
>>579139885i live in eternal hope. when i see a /utg/ers pussy i can die happy.
x vessel anything is just "then i put my cool oc in the frame" but without doing anything creative with the oc
Beautiful dreamer
>>579137531Were those the ones where he was in bondage or were there more recent pics?
>>579139335Aqua x Seth does have more appeal but it's harder to self-insert
>>579139867goat stank got me acting strange, got me movin WEIRD
>>579140032I think he had some ropes in there but I don't remember exactly.
>>579139695Do I count as your friend?
This games SUCKS! *runs away crying*
they're so human!
>>579139996It will never happen
>>579139695If they were really your friends they would have taken you with them when they left....
>>579139867the smell of mint and marshmallows...i kind of want to do a chapter 2 replay. chapter2sei was cute cute cute
>>579140186they WERE so human....
Got rigged or whatever it's called during the first two tests. Made me look super sus :(t. Aqua's slave
put fave in this https://en.akinator.com/
fave tried fave's best but that was very stressful fave can't think that fast so fave will probably stay an audience member for now
Which one?
>>579140308Guessing franchises is cheating lol
>>579140207i'm hopemaxing
>>579139335kinda true because there's a clear power imbalance between them and seth is 1. heavily reliant on aqua and 2. embarrassed about itaqua could very easily take advantage of seth if she felt like it
>>579138376>i'm foggy on why anyone thinks a meteor is relevantRalsei has a pretty obvious meteor shape on his robe in early concept art. There's also the wormwood book you mentioned, which is also connected to Ralsei because of his Artemisia title, Artemisia being the genus name for wormwood. While it does reference Shadow Crystals, it's not only about Shadow Crystals because the glass motif is more pervasive throughout the game than just the Crystals being glass-like. The prophecy is presented on glass panels with a background of water. Visually, it's reminiscient of ice, and you can see this with the chapter 4 logo where the watery depths background is "frozen" into glass/ice and then shattered. The weird route affirms this association, and connects it to the meta level on top of that, as Noelle's vision of "watching herself through glass" is the same overhead view that we the player see everything through. The glass is the screen that separates the player from the world, it is the rigid narrative that freezes everyone into place and denies them the infinite possibilities of the depths. Yet the glass is also a bright and glowing window into a world we wouldn't see otherwise, and it protects us from drowning so we can stay above it all. Ice looks like glass, but real glass is made with fire. The glass-bearing "star" descends from the sky - the natural viewpoint of the player, and of course the same heavens where the "Angel" resides - and infects the water/darkness that would otherwise be devoid of any light with this glass, bestowing it with meaning and form. This is the prophecy (as the plot of the game) and the diegetic game elements like stats (as the gameplay), which Ralsei acts as an enforcer of sorts for. Thus I believe he is an offspring or agent of this outside force that descended from the sky and grew in the darkness under Hometown, which I think probably a literal meteor but it could be Gaster or something too. But it's funnier to say he's an alien.
>>579140408right
>>579139621It's not gonna happen, man. Kriselle has unironically more chances than Soulelle/Vesselle .Die monster. You don't belong in this world.
>>579140308Does Aqua have a nose...?
>>579140482uuu, do humans have noses?
>>579140423the café scenes were so cute
>>579140313you don't need to be stressed out, i take ages to come up with terrible answers too. you should join again sometime.
>>579140308he got it in 25
>>579140419You will die disappointed
>>579140313thanks for trying fave
>>579139335lolidom doesn't work with two lolis though, seth is barely any older
>>579140645Carol lost hard
>>579140594king talking shop with other parents and getting genuinely confused why everyone else acts like their children aren't indestructible
>>579140645Carol's butt looks good here.
>>579140313I spend too much time here considering "fave" as pronouns sound natural to me..
>>579139621toby thinks oneshot SUCKS!
>>579140430cool post anon i don't have anything to really say in response, but saved
>>579140824pronounces: fave
fave's opinions are not representative of faveself as a whole
I hated that episode
faveoids don't know how good they got it
>>579140648erm do you actually consider seth a loli
>>579140824fave is glad that you can gender fave correctly
What I will give plant Ralsei it's points for, it's the most emotional reveal the fandom has come up with. Yellow Aspens are all one huge root system, so Ralsei being the forest surrounding the town would give a good "I've been with you forever Kris" moment instead of "I'm that plastic headband that symbolizes the distance between you and your family"
>>579138857Frisk is the Vessel, though.
>>579140308buddy what are you asking me
>>579141319seth is way too chopped to a be a loli
>>579141464kek that expression
>>579141319yes
>>579141464well? YES or NO?the fuckin' face makes this like twice as good
>>579141359If Ralsei was the forest then he would know all about what happened when Dess disappeared.
>>579141319NTA but there is a lot of loli-like art of them even if I think they don't look like a loli in-game
>>579141597oh yes Ralsei, famous for not keeping info to himself.
>>579140645Aw
>>579141589probably not i havent checked thowent with an obsure non deltarune character, i have a feeling their not in there yet
>>579140308Got Frisk in 16 tries. Chara in 13.
>>579141597he also wouldn't be surprised that the knight existed before chapter 1 which makes me think he's some imaginary friend type of entity/concept
>>579139695not beating the jackbox clique allegations
fave...
>>579139695then keep it to your discord fag
>>579141715understandable my fave was submitted by someone under my fave's name which i thought was cute
>>579140308>Get to 9>Is your character from Deltarune?He got my ass.
>>579141750>>579141814>out of nowherewhat was that about a clique, lmao
>>579141665if you wanted to say Seth is also Fun Gang age because of Berdly I wouldn't have a problem with it but yeah they're usually depicted in a loli-ish way in art
organic homegrown posts! getcha posts here!
>>579139695sorry, fave is sorry
>>579141892>>579141919clique activated
>>579141746>which makes me think he's some imaginary friend type of entity/conceptfrowns
>>579141814>>579141750you should join! that would really show them
>>579139514it's okay Barbell
>>579141814I know you're in the discord too, fag
>>579142045explain your frown or prepare to drown in my brown, clown
>>579141963you got caught with your pants down
>>579141919uhh yeah hi can I get uhhh a full bush vs shaved pussy discourse post? with some carol bush images on the side if possible. do you take apple pay?
I like the 6 flowers as much as any other guy but I wouldn’t object to them not existing.
>>579142127start sucking
>>579142125>>579142127heh they rhymed
>>579142125i don't like it...
>>579142127then why is no one sucking?
>>579141494truehonestly I prefer the art where seth just has a dumb slackjaw and teeth showing rather than the buck teeth>>579141549I don't believe you.>>579141665kinda but that's up to interpretation
My piss made me miss the join. Stupid damn bladder.
>>579115060This list has so much bullshit padding, what even is this?
>>579142207in your dreams, cakeboy
i am exceptionally boredand yeti drive
>>579142236would it be better if ralsei were an object somehow? I don't know of any thing that would fit all of his criteria
>>579142321i want to just drive in a direction and not stop
>>579142191Wouldn’t be the same game without them. They represent everything worth protecting.
>>579142191they are slop
who let me say pingas what the hell
>>579142290that's dr tennaville
>>579115692>her
>>579142571HE DID IT AGAIN STOP HIM
>>579142430habibi you come around to where you startedinshallah you will arrive at your destination
>>579142191doc lemme get a chapter 5 with nothing on it
>>579142571
>>579140308Uh oh
>>579142321If a big goth girl was in my car giving me road head and told me to just run people over or she'd stop I'm not sure I'd have the moral fortitude to resist.
fahuhuhuhuhu
>>579142669Removing chapter 5 would be a net positive to Deltarune as a whole
I thought it might have been the apostrophe that did it...
THIS JACKBOX GAME IS TOO BIG BRAIN FOR ME
welcome to dubai
i was watching the mummy at work today
>>579142571snooping as usual i see
>>579142763lemme get a deltrune with nothing in it
>>579142823don't gossip about your coworkers Dracula
>>579142823aaaayyyy the river my guy you are on the wrong side come on man
Every chapter should have ended with a battle against Spamton in a different dark world appropriate costume and a titan of slightly larger size each time
>>579142191They should've been a flower-hydra thing like that one fanmade Ch3 secret boss.
>>579143010we should get into unwinnable fights and have training arcs to learn a new move twice per chapter with the occasional Lan Dimpton fight where he gets away
fave think to themselves that in order to get out of isolation they have to train really hard a creative hobby and then entertain other people and fave think that to achieve that they have to isolate themselves further to focus on getting good
i know it's fucked up when the ship starts making me think of abo
>>579140308>was your character created by toby fox?That's also cheating
i think every chapter should've been chapter 2 but again, even chapter 1
>>579143282>>579143282>>579143282milg
>>579142125this is MF DOOM
>>579143206going back in time to 2013 and buying the highest kickstarter tier to replace muffet with your oc and essentionally turn your oc into a hentai icon
obamna........SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>579153186JOE FAVENWAKE UP
