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no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Rice SEX
i askedi careplease tell me about it
>>579136510Bright!
>>579136542My furakin hero is so hot
shitter hours start NOW (cause i'm queueing).
https://youtu.be/G_OgWOZJOYoThe next season of Uma anime looks pretty wack if you ask me
Anyone notice Cygames had an announcement about depreciating older devices in Android 12 and below and is upping PC requirements to 1660? I have to think we are going to see some good things in a year or so thanks to that.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Tachyon LOVE
I got pavloved by the uber casual atmosphere last CM, so I'm getting absolutely raped now that everyone is actually playing seriously
>>579136542Rice marriage
ryan LOVE
>>579136748Everyone's locking in for mileKINO
>>579136797>>579136642>>579136542Kys villain.
This could have been pretty decent Sei if she had Mile S. Kept choking to other capped Mile S umas right before the finish line.I will never roll stats and skills like this ever again
>>579136542I feel like Rice would give birth to at least 5 kids.
>>579136887You're right, everyone should keep themselves safe
>>579136887Cope
>fronts are actually doing goodI can't believe people fell for Hakuraku meme data
Am I playing this game wrong if I only use stamina and power sparks? Using double stam sparks nuke my power and stam+power make my stamina low and my wit sucks. Is this a skill issue or just grand live rng?
>make some early test umas for cm19 since rooms are starting to pop up>saw a 700 stamina xogger die to a Natie x Maya double Murmur compnext CM is going to be a fun one bros
Literally no one likes Rice.
>>579136887I know you lost CM but don't take it out on her
>>579137080>frontsissy acting uppity after seal-clubbing SS and clanker Umas
>>579137104I like rice. But only when its been BOILED, STEAMED OR FRIED.
>>579137104uhhhh asian people???
>>579137101The most evil Uma ever created
>>579137091bwo, taiki is a 20% speed, 10% wit uma, how in the world are your stats so bad? i'm pretty sure you're just not playing the scenario properly (assuming you're building in grand concert).
>>579137080hakuraku needs some rating filters and maybe mmr generation
You have to understand that as long as fronts have a hint of an accel skill to use they'll always have a chance to winand hakuraku data isn't representative of everyone playing
>>579136459Im gonna stick it in turbo
>>579137104I eat out Rice every single day
>>579137182My fronts won a lot in public room matches althoughbeitly
Fuji Kiseki
>>579137104/uma/ begs to differ
rice would be more popular if she had a nice bush
>>579137182All my lobbies had UF and UG8/9 Umas thoughbeit
>>579137327>more fronts getting uppity on day1>and hakuraku data isn't representative of everyone playingit's representative of anyone that ace builds and tests which should be an even stricter, more competitive sample.
I'm proud with my Grass Wonder>>579133757
>>579137387
>>579137475anyone can make UF umas doesn't mean they are good
>>579137327Haku just has too much shitters infesting their data.Most Fronts are so awful my Fronts make them look like Pace Chasers and I wasn't even winning that many Front battles here
>>579137387Bushes are ugly and all uma laser remove them for comfier running
Post em, blog em
>>579137314Not playing the scenario properly then. I know the songs to prioritize but getting 4 songs after the first concert tends to be difficult. Besides that I click in the spaces I need to buy new songs.
>>579137514sure buddyboyquote me and post your round 2 WR matching hakuraku style WRsI'll be waiting
>>579137591bwo
>>579137591>>579137771>2 fronts debufferSHAME ON YOU PEOPLE
>>579136728Yes I saw the announcement but I'm still going play on my phone because I will probably die of boredom at work if I don't have it
I think pacekeks are just mad that they actually have to fight for their accel when people run fronts, meanwhile endhogs and lates actually put in the work to make their uma strong
it's funny watching streamers have no idea what's going on but they don't/pretend to not know about hakuraku
>>579137591>>579137771Seiun x VBobo is the most evil team comp that is not abused due to the autism and cards needed to pull it off. Even more dangerous than any xogger.
>>579137839Oh believe me, I play on PC and my Phone myself. But I was just thinking it over of what features and things they will add thanks to the fact they will no longer support older devices now. I think it really needed to do that.
>>579137591Oguri did Oguri thingsDober usually came 2nd behind Oguri. So she's still very goodFlower is getting swapped out for either a camping Taiki or a debuffer
>>579137916B-But the Hakuraku data
>>579137916I DONT HAVE VBONBON
>>579137771how much stronger is sei than bourbon?
>>579137916VBobo's midrace is honestly pretty disgusting now that she has mile maven + top runner
>>579136660Do Queue times even matter anymore when we know that everything is rigged from the start
not saying my other umas are good but I just wanna know how I fucked up that flower that usually went unranked even compared to that kyappu that I'm not even considering as an ace
>>579138026The frontfags are sending clanked fronts to public lobbies to poison Hakuraku data
>>579137591Flower carrying cause she's the only actual ace, CM14 Natie stole 1 win and clanked Shichi debuffer is just along for the ride, I feel like I will get stomped turn 2 but I'm just winging it this CM
>>579138145Power Threshold difference
>>579138145Only stupid people consider Nishino a meta uma. She is basically Taishin, the potential uma, of pace chasers. She's way cuter though
>>579138010oh wow another 0 win flower, looks like I'll swap her out too
if you cant make furawa work on this cm then you are hopeless as a trainer. this is Her Time
>>579138137Don't forget she has guaranteed speed eater
>>579137992I'll probably think about it just to see what they added when it gets there. I also don't want to install Steam again either
>>579137591Tested the waters and decided I'm waiting until normal hours to do my runs I got spooked by someone else running Jordan but they only had mile B :(
Why are we acting like fronts looked bad in room data
>>579137056Based
>>579138137If bobo gets 1st early you can rarely pass her because of her unique and the corner
>>579137916But they got anti-synergy. Vbobo got extremely strong early mid game with her unique, and more often than not, she's gonna win front stakes, but then she will job Late game because her accels are shit.And Seiun is stronger late game Uma, but it's harder for her to win duels against proper fronts. Fronts are also vulnerable to Dominator debuffers.Any other style that hits their win cons just gonna eat them.
>>579137916dont forget the insane loopa for gw + pp + dd + 2 or 3 greens and good blues and pinks depending on your sanity
>>579137591Pasa is winning the specific witgod scenario races where she autowins if she gets pace promoted but that's hyper rare, Oguri is a coin toss of getting her 3 recs to get a chance to win, and Flower is underperforming but it's hard for her to win against the Ghost of Xmas
3 tickets, no wins on anything but xog. Xog cucked laisu out of two wins. do I want to win badly enough to replace my sweat and tears oshipicks for debuffers? this cm will be a character test
>>579138312no way she's losing that much vs clankers and other 1st day shitters with a 100 power diff but if it is then damn
>>579138602Simply gamble for your 2nd green and run with 2 greens + TTL
>>579138745Threshold either is or is not, it is not a gradient
>>579138682Think, anon. If you win more, you get more carats. More carats go to the fund for the oshis and the support cards you want. They'll understand. You do it for them. Bring out the debuffers.
>>579138396post it and your flower score
>>579138601they push each otherseiun has access to top runner, mile maven, and escape artist, she has access to all the tools needed to face vbobo
>>579138832it literally is a gradient, but most people aren't able to get more than one step up at the moment
rate day 1 of cm18
>>579137591Probably should have remade xog with Mile S, and remade the Vodka with better skills, but they've been working well enough.Pretty even, if Spe hits her unique she's incredibly strong
>>579138856my first ms. victoria being xog wouldn't countit would be a perversion
>>579138856t.
Reminder that I won
Orfevre kinda ugly what's the deal?
>>579139020Good thing my first Ms. Victoria was Taiki before Xog got the 2nd one
>>579138996Wanted to make some more oshi aces and actually enjoy playing the game some more but didn't have enough energy/10
>>579138396I'd rather deflower her
>>579137101Guess killing stamlet fronts way too early doesnt let me proc my unique
>>579138810and Focus/Concentration too!
EXODDia obliterate
>>579138903does concentration help too
>>579138996game prevents me from having fun
My crotch smells.
You don't have a lower win rate than a sloptuber, right?
>>57913899618/20
>>579138903nothing is scarier than fronts who are evenly-matched well enough to force laterace duels for a substantial period of time. there's no way to catch them.
>>579138996can't say anything until all jobbers get filtered in round 2
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565351694/#565368461Reminder that you're a shitter
>>579139161Phos...
>>579138996
>>579138975You are correct, but for illustrative purposes, it is better to ignore what is not currently achievable
>>579139123unless if she's with urara then she's cute, outside of that yeah
>>579138996Round 2 waiting room.
Someone post 7 8 9
>UG5 lost to a S+ independent learner running fucking medium skillsi have never come this close to putting a hole in my drywall
>>579139292my wife doing good
>>57913899611/20, I'm hoping whatever stacked lobbies I'm running into now means less I run into in Round 2.
>>579139490
>>579139490Proto Festa ZR...
>>579139312unless they're all wasting SP on secondary accels, I have a hard time seeing them being able to duel leading front who would be miles ahead after A&S proc.
>>579139608
Nice winrates globalbabs
>>579139020Oh, but that's what we have the little concerts for, anon. So you can set up the Ms. Victoria to have all the oshis singing that you want. You can race them against each other and then let the winner of that fun little match sing Ms. Victoria. While Xog sings a Ms. Victoria that is just a little different. Come on, anon. You got an Uma you're saving for, aren't you? Can you really let yourself lose out on carats because of your oshi pride?
>>579139618KEK
>>579139608No crying in the casino
>>579139638Meant to reply to >>579139478
i hate MILE SLOP
Anyone running a decent winning Tama? Want to redo her and need a reference build because mine just got eaten alive by Oguri's and Taiki's
why is this homo tranny posting some tranny vtuber?
>>579137601>I know the songs to prioritizeare you sure about that? the order of importance are:>training effect>+sp*big gap*>speed/power/wit*big gap*>stamina*big gap*>gutsyou click trainings for the stats, not the tokens. outside of slightly favoring light hello clicks early (for both bond to unlock dates and the token event) and/or prioritizing token generation to secure a song when a concert is approaching then you determine your trainings based on bonds (early), stat gain, and some consideration for important hints. you should try to watch some guides/playthroughs and/or read some overviews (https://uma.guide/guides/grand-concert#grand-concert-guide).personally, i don't aim for four songs every section but rather aim for high-priority songs per section. if i hit my important song for that section (and there are no important songs i missed in previous sections) then i just stop at three. the usual amount of songs i hunt in each section are 4-3-3-X with X meaning as many as possible. there are nuances every run but that's my ideal amount of songs because every section doesn't offer the same value in song pool.for example:if i'm walking into the first summer and i hit 3 or more of the training effect songs and the +SP song then i'm not wasting my tokens hunting in a barren pool (assuming i have my three minimum). the very first turn of my first summer, before any training, i'm hunting the next +2sp song, taking TE% that i may have missed, and settling for whatever else just as a means to progress to the next song. i may even take a worse +stat if it's cheaper or one that utilizes a currency i can generate easier since those tokens that i'm saving convert into stats via techniques/future songs anyway.
>>579139681Lose some weight fatass
>>579139619>jordan frontnow this is sloptubing
https://files.catbox.moe/houegt.png
im just getting started with Uma, read the newbab guide, anything else I should know bros?
Kek he made an end COguri only to be in last place
>>579139619>Female>Actually good at game/uma/'s Queen?
RUN TAIKI RUUUUN she won without her ult, late surger is a gaslight position
i have maruslut but maruslut can't use maruslut
*runaways you*
>>579139938>Female
>>579139876Rice wouldn't say nor do that
>>579139875Until Helios releases Jordan gets mutated to a front so she can combo with the Palmster.
Once I'm done grinding out Oguri stars, I might go to either Fuji Kiseki or Suzuka, dunno which
>>579140189b-but she's not playing palmer
>>579140025>cucks other fronts>can't win anyway
>>579140196CUTE!
>>579140012Use Kitasan + Tachyon + Speed Helios>>579140261She can when unrestrained hits
Finally. Took forever. Wish we had bond up for this half anni.
>>579140196how does the evil fucked up monochrome sirius play into this?
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/uLH3Ni>https://jiggie.fun/uLH3Nihttps://jiggie.fun/uLH3Ni>https://jiggie.fun/uLH3Nihttps://jiggie.fun/uLH3Ni
>>579140261My loss to a front was to a bigniger...
>>5791375914/4/4/5I'm possible
I guess landing plat last CM was all luck because I am getting hard filtered right now
>>579140371she's so fuarkin CUTE
>Round 1 doesn't matter, bwos>btw, check out these sloptuber's winrate so far
>>579140473>stamina debuffer
>>579140381I can't get over how fuckable and cute she is, but holy shit her casual outfit is beyond dog shit lmao.
Fronts are expensive, time consuming and fucking dogshit. Never again.
>>579139619You're Rae's fiance?
>>579139687oh dear, what do I do? I'm really in it now
>>579139913pull for who you like
>>579140392Hanshin juvenille fillies
>>579140597>solo front
>>579140381
>>579139123She is hot, actually
it's too hot
>>579140679
>>579140413yae...
>>579140381Cute moderately used trashbag
>>579140679why is there a homeless uma in my academy
>>579139913Use your starting ticket for umas on Oguri Cap
>>579138810Dont even need that, you get free focus at the end, you only need 1 green + ttl
>>579140196cute tanukis
>>579140734no
>>579140548You don't have the right to shame meBourgeoisie...
>>579140730that "baka" is so good
>>579140730She sounds like a fucking duck when she baka's
>>579140597>>>>>>>solo frontRetard
>there are anons building fronts whom are too lazy to even secure three greens and gamble/delay their GWgrim.
>>579140678Vivlos vtuber said seiun can solo front this cm.
>>579140867>>579140892
>>579140597i love my valentine bourbon but i do not have the right MLB cards to be both consistent in stat gains as well as make her a CM-worthy milerexperimentation is for the whales
that is so funny that is sooo fucking funny!
>>579140934He says a lot of shit
>>579140948holy saggers
>>579136573I lost every single one of my races in the three CM matches I entered today.
>>579140934I don't think anyone who takes HRT is capable of making good decisions
can this faggot act serious for one single moment in her life jesus christ
>there are some shitters who haven't started the CM yet because they are scared to queue
>>579141012
>>579140928Two greens and TTL+Concentration is enough
Latebros, how's it looking?
she DD on my PP
>>579141012the air family is very gifted.
>>579141089
>>579139876Rice wouldn't do this
>>579141061Too trueToo true...
>>579140974Machan is cute! Beware the Hyeeeeeh!
>>579141121It is enough, gaslight dancer. Because if you don't activate TTL you already lose the front battle anyway so might as well tie it to groundwork
>>579141153they all SUCK except Duramente, who is cool for cucking Kitasan repeatedly
>>579141103Im skipping the Ameripaypig hours as usual
Can you jpniggers fuck off it's CM time
>>579140974Machan alarmMachan mascotMachan mankoMachan puppers
>>579140859Dont use that card. It is unironically worse than sweep sr speed.
>>579141336Kiseki is a nice girl
>>579141372
what's the racecourse for cm 19? I need to start loopingu
>>579140649You know what to do. The question is if you're a strong enough trainer to do it.
>>579141453https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=19this is why you never win anything, urara.
>>579141442so cute
>>579141396I know already & I don't which is why I posted itGOD KNOWS I would have an easier time if I had just gotten one more copy BUT NO
>>579141234>>579141121Focus/concentration contributes to groundwork
>>579141453>looping without half tpQueen Elizabeth 2
>groove family>they aren't groovin'
>>579141453>Right-Handed >Kyoto Racecourse >Non-Standard Distance >Firm Conditions >Fall Runner >Sunny Days
>>579141038Couldn't be me
>>579141608This is a mare only CM btw, if you run a stallion you'll die in seven days
>>579141569I have plenty of refills yet
>>579141453Why? Oguri comes with everything she needs and everyone has medium sparks already. Nothing else is worth using.
>>579141608>this is the same map as the kkksho but in medium formatGOLSHI GAMEFUKUKITARU GAMECAFE GAMEFUCK MARESBUY NSM
Wish more of the notable roomers posted the winrates
>>579141562
>>579141776Did any of them?
>>579141590They just need a good teacher.
>>579141426her dumbass tendency to act as if she's the protagonist of a shounen manga has captivated me. it's beautiful.
>>579141776they did in the discord
>>579141635I was in group B ;(
Thank you, little ones.
>>579141776You-know-who is sub 50
>>579141776uh we aren't attention whore name faggots bwo
>>579142000you should be so it's easier to ignore you
post that video of donna showing her breasts please
>>579141954
>>579141961Not notable
>>579141608is Determined Descent good on cm19?
>>579139938rae has been ovr qveen since the beginning
>>579141608i'm just gonna reuse my cm17 ace lmao
>>579141954wait, that bottom uma isn't mayano
>>579142209yeppers, you pace xog with it
>>579142209It's pretty good yeah
>this was supposed to be a pace CM with a sprinkle of holiday spirit and gamblinglmao.i thought it was "your time" pacekeks? is having all the best speed and wit cards being for your style not enough? a braindead, perfectly-timed accel with head-on buff and you're still losing? your mile-specialist nishino flower is jobbing? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9OEKsXQ5I&list=RDeO9OEKsXQ5I&start_radio=1
>>579142261I couldn't get a good Maya ace... I've failed Maya...
>>579141038its ok bwo i didnt win a lot of matches eitherbut you know what i did see? one win by my oshi! my BIG oshi! and against meta umas at that dont worry about it too much we still have tomorrow to see our umas run and im sure you too will also have a BIG winstay buono and have BIG HOPES! we can all make it!
So that 600 Stamina baseline was a lie...
>>579142395it wasn't doe
>>579142209pace is the only position thing that can fight against the xogger because of dd
>>579142373Isn't base Maya's ult okay on this track?
>>579142395
>>579141608Am I crazy or is this not a free win for endxogs? ASS + 777s means they'll have the same 90% proc rate like in CM17, except this time ASS have no positional condition unlike u=ma
>>579142319The best speed card is a front cardThe best wit card is a end closer card
oshi more like oishi
>>579142373you will be forgiven this time
>>579142319It is though???Paces are coming back in a BIG big way
>>579142373no copii...
>>579142457>super creekyeah no, I'm deploying the xog and festive tachyon for infinite heals
they came on her.
>>579142585I haven't seen a Tamamo on day 1 yet and now I know why.
Wonderful dopamine.
>>579142508Lightning surge too
huh
>>579142395wait for A round 2 where debuffers will appear
>>579140974Her naming an Ant "Antrew" is some of the funniest shit I've seen
>>579142457>a track where moving past beyond is actually valid>lates have both slick surge and take the chance buffed>they're still a dumpster fire, according to the koreanswhen will this humiliation end?
>>579142508It is a free win for endxog, unlike current cm both ass and 777 are good triggers, so you dont need to gamble
>>579142508running her end is a waste when she can perform just as good by going pace and using DD from Nishino's card for that extra nyoom
>>579142457but i cant get dd if i borrow creek!!!
>>579142731it was me I told her it will improve her bakushin
>>579142801Rubybro the distance condition
>>579142801Anon?
>>579142801anon, cm19 is a medium.
She's gassing out, right?
>>579143127noppers
>>579141936>>579142382Tomorrow will be butter.
>>579143013but end has better speed multiplier and she can run pump + mpb (0.4 vs DD's 0.3)
>>579143021bwo you didn't roll for Creek?
>>579143056>>579143064>>579143082Sowwy thought we were talking about the current one!! :(
>>579143193pace xog has mpb too, if end xog hits pump I guess she winsbut that's a big if
>>579143021you have a chance to fix that
Lightning Surge works on CM19, it just works three times as well because it's three times the distance of a sprint.
>>579142508End Xog will be incredibly strong and consistent yeah.Think it might be her last dominant CM though?
>>579143165But she jobbed a lot, only winning once. My Finemo performed way better...
I want to rape Rice.
>>5791424572front + hog it is
>>579143345it's not a stamina issue at least
>>579143290>banner is up one(1) day before CM
>>579143345I thought everyone was in B Group stillIs there a C group?
>>579143364
umas that would lick smegma?
>>5791433742 debuffers, you mean
>>579143549Maya is such an erotic grown up woman.
>>579143595tei tei o
>>579143364You're too weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoThZD3n81s
>>579143754What the fuck?
>>579143595Dober
>>579143364That's not a random act of kinda nice
>>579143595Supa Kureeku
>>579142457I have to build the medium sparks, but this makes me really glad I lucked into this Golshi spark when I did.
Just hit
>>579143906Im gonna kiss that tard
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/np7q_Z>https://jiggie.fun/np7q_Zhttps://jiggie.fun/np7q_Z>https://jiggie.fun/np7q_Zhttps://jiggie.fun/np7q_Z
https://not-uma.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/umas/Yet another Umalator fork!Primarily adds the Uma ranking tab to see who has a good unique/base skills for a given setup. Example usage: In the screenshot I have added various skills and inherits I expect to have from cards and parents. I can then see how well the base skills and unique from each uma would add onto this build. Some skill/unique conditionals will show if they aren't being met, and why it didn't if it isnt 100%.With inherited uniques, instead the unique column will show how much they'd get if you replaced it with the main one.Has a progress bar while it eats your CPU. Can actually stop it now.Uma base aptitude does not matter, it is just there for quick reference. It takes the aptitude from the dummy.Known bugs: Selected dummy uma gets their unique ignored in the ranking, Use a blank uma.Halloween doto's unique is slightly overvalued because it is applying both debuffs to the same opponent uma.
based but I'm not retaining my semen this week...
>>579143906But you have to do everything in moderation. Even kindness. Don't you know that?
>>579143801>>579143858
>>579144168I'm going to put you down like a rabid dog, call that moderation
>>579144324Turbo kinda nice poster would NOT say this
>>579137591>>579138996Biwa's doing quite well despite only having Mile A but Rudolf and Brian underperforming isn't a good sign for Round 2. Grand Concert RNG isn't letting me rebuild anything better so here's hoping I can hit A finals.
Ok that's it. Turbo sex.
u=ma2 procs Xog ult too early next CM right?
really starting to think i should've saved my carats for creek and cb's bannergrandlive got me too used to never wanting to run a stam card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK46N42CTP4
>>579143456If that's your idea of banter you should stay on Xitter.
>>579144420Within every Turbo poster is a kinda nice and kinda evil
how do I beat the end closder
>>579142457HER GAME
>>579144642You pray to Shiraoki-sama to get rooms without it
>>579144594Creeku is best stam card in the game
>>579144716but they all have it
>>579144596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Ebfe9p_U0
>>579144504Some are saying this
>>579137591Doing well
Which umas would only think of me as rape meat?
>>579144982Ardan
>>579144854queue at the shitter hours
>>579144723i got one copy of her when her banner originally dropped and then she never showed up for me ever again...
>>579144642You cant. Best style for a reason
>>579144102what even are the good umalators? OG and kaichi have been dead for months.
>>579144982Haru Urara
I brought Light Hello to the unity scenario
>>579145202they're all quite useless now because of hakurakui only use them to look at the course diagram and approx acceleration zone
>1600/1200/1200 meta ace losing to some brainlet build with 1400 speed nigger horseim seriously consider dropping this gameliterally an insult to those who prep ahead of time to make the best possible ace but getting dogged on by some faggot who never take the game seriouslywhat a joke lmao
>>579145378im not installing hachimi when the ban wave hits
So... I only just realized that if you choose "shorten all events" then you get the truncated version of every single story, even if you have "don't skip new events" checked in the main optionsI have so many stories I've never actually read, all of MANT, all of GL, and even my favorite uma's stories...
>>579145447sleevejob sleevejob
I brought Light Hello to the bed
so what did we learn?
>>579144601Sorry Mr.Shitter
>>579145202https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/this one is maintained by some VF community guythe one I just posted is forked from this so it should have parity in all other ways
>>579145419>he still doesn’t get it
>>579142457We feast again Ricebros
>>579145419lol you deserve it
>>579145548nothing. nothing at all.
>>579145497based retardbrowhen reading an uma story you only shorten the scenario storybut you can read them on that website in the OP
>>579145497Is that how it works?
>>579145419>1600/1200/1200 meta ace>not 1600/1200/1200 oshi aceYou lost two times btw
>>579145574Another with is that we have better chances at tenno sho this time so half of good attempts wont go to the trashbin because of 1st place requirement
>>579145447Dia is too lewd...
>>579145496you dont have to its just that using it to meta theorise is now useless and answering which version of your racer is better is settled better in rooms than sim
>>579145496you dont need to have hachimi installed to look at the website and copy from tryhards, anon>>579145419xoguri is not as consistent on this track, you should have a supplemental front ace to maximize winrate
>>579145497Some of the shortened versions of the stories are fun. Yukino frames it as writing letters back to her home town. Opera O narrates her own story. It is annoying starting a career only to get the short version due to forgetting the setting.
>>579145504>>579145753Many are begging for this
>>579145704I realized it when people were talking about the mob uma in the GL story that almost attacks Light Hello but the shortened version skips it
I love my genius wife!
>>579145764unfortunately there just isnt enough data for off meta horses, which might have 1 waifu guy heavily inflating the numbers and being responsible for half of all racesstatistically it's only useful for fotm horses, or you can only get less precise answers like "does this uma win" as opposed to "which uniques are best to inherit"
>Rooms pre-CM 0% win ratio>Actual CM 65% win ratio
>>579145548Anyone who admits to learning anything from today is just outing themselves as ignorant.There is nothing left to learn from round 1 of CMs, that you shouldn't already know by now.
>>579146196babe it's only round 1...
>>579146032You can use the oshi players data and skills to help theorycraft your own build
>>579145419let's see paul allen's skills
I googled my oshi's seiyuu. I shouldn't have done that
>>579143287Pace XOg can brick u=ma, especially if promoted pace which with how backliner heavy it will be between debuffers and real backliners is a real risk, End XOg literally does not care what the rest of the room is doing
>>579146032true those are deficits hard to solve because its counterfactual analysis with low data and simulator can be useful tool there
>>579145770I mean to get my json files and have it look at my race data. I use it to see the meta charts already
I wanna determined descend on Rice's pussy.
>>579146401My oshi's seiyuu is as cute as her
Rickenbacker wins the 1st race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Niigata
Is 750+ stam enough for cm20 with 1 gold heal?
>>579144102>Top 3 non-Xog uma is Finemo, Yeppers, and DoberIs this the mare uprising?
Mannat wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>579146482Team comp is important when doing teio unless you're going late teio
>>579146401lmao who the fuck
I can't get over Suzuka's face here
>>579146641Mine doesn't exactly look bad... until she opens her mouth. I hope by now she's wearing braces with the voice acting job
Bel Azzurro wins the 1st race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579146820I went pace + double late so that's probably whythanks
>>579146641The polar bear incident…
>445 off tickets>Do paid entry>Get curb stomedEvery time. No clue why I keep falling for it.
Adelphi wins the 2nd race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
Aureate wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Chukyo
Trainer-san CM 20 prep doko
Tapputi wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Sapporo
kingu lub
>>579146401
>>579147493Great now I am in heat
>>579147493the shota slayer
>>579145419That nigger horse?Mine
>>579145419You're never going to be able to win every race, even in round 1. A shitter uma will still high roll a win every once in awhile.This should be rare though. If its not, then you are the shitter.You do know there is more to it then just stats right? You need more than just 1600 1200 1200.You do have mile S right? 1400spd with mile S is better than 1600 with mile A.You did get a good skill list right? A couple of extra white velocity skills can easily bridge the stat cap.
>>579145419>forgot to include SOVL in his calculations
Kimuken Shisa wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>579146401Dia a cute
>>579147493>outfit is pretty modest>suddenly exposed toeswhat a succubus
>>579147627then buy an aircon?
golden gen is pretty interesting2 americans 2 sundayspawn 1 with halo (sundayman's sire) through the dam line instead
Uma that would love me?5'8", Light skin Latino, 6.5" penis, well-spoken
>>579145419This happened on my very first match, absolute comedy made even better by the fact that the hog had double dom on their team too
almost didnt reroll for this since it was an S+ horsenever thinking that again
>lati-no
Bhinchari wins the 3rd race (2YO Debut) at Chukyo
>>579147994This is why trainers have no rights.
Journey please.
>>579148126This bloodline needs to die.
>tfw you will never get to eat the falco cake
>>579148302Eating falco's cake...
>>579148219Sundayman is too ingrained, is never happening
>>579148358Sundayman can stay, stayshit needs to go
>>579148302
Romano Verite wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579148342that's not what I meant. and no one ACTUALLY wants to fuck falco anyway.
>>579147028Feels like she needs one or two fronts to eventually act as overtake targets. The problem then is that the homestretch is too close to the start of late race so she usually ults too early but at least she ults. Swinging wide also just kills any ult possibility
>>579148342Falcotore wouldn't do this and Falco couldn't do this
One of my rooms was just me and 6 clankers. Have you really given up, Trainer-san?
>>579148548I'm no one
>>579148548I would>>579148661>Falcotore wouldn't do thisHe would wait till she graduated (from being an idol)>and Falco couldn't do this...She might be able to one dayMaybe
>>579148548I want to make love with Falco while kissing and manhandling her tiny umadol body up and down on my lap
*deeply inhales*
>>579148661I will use the bells of fate to have sex with Falco
am I supposed to like falcon?
POST SOMETHING CUTE
Sleeper agents woke up
>>579149014
>>579149010nobody cares about what you like tranny
>>579149010You're supposed to LOVE Falco
>>579149204I dont have her yet so I dont know
Every time this BRAT shows up with a smug pose like this I feel the sudden urge to rapefuck her hard, I don't know why but I sense she did something just to piss me off
Personally I would like to bully and tease falco instead of fucking or having any intimacy with her, but good on (you) all for appreciating the umadol.
>oguri's va likes vegemiteIt's over ogurifags. Your oshi is an australian now
Why doesn't Falco just rape her trainer?
I for one have always liked falco
>>579149293Nobody says this
post something EVIL.
>>579149362these parodies will never not be funny
>>579140241I recommend Fuji Kiseki
>>579149251I'm glad I redeemed her with my anni ticket. One day she'll spook you and you'll see how cute she is.
>>579149362
*inhales deeply*
>>579149540
>>579146401My global oshi's seiyuu is cute.My wife who is JP only at the moment also has a cute seiyuu.
Eclat de Lion wins the 4th race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>ended a run with literally 500+ tokens because i was three short on one of the types>rating still concludes at UF1thank god that didn't hit mile-S.
>>579139634>Biwa head on the bottomdo I dare find out the context
>>579149284clearly this means that ogurin canonically eats spoonfuls of that shit straight from the jar.
>>579149254 (Me)>just went back to the game and it crashed an skipped the eventFUCK>inb4 you can go to the archive tabi'm hoarding the level up carats
>>579149662western comic about BNW being in a gay relationship. Digitan didn't know the context and thought there was cheating going on
>>579149657>bricks his run because he doesn't sacrifice one turn of bad training
>>579148342That's not Falcowho is she?
post something
>>579149859>That's not FalcoHAPPY MEEKMAMBO COMBO
>>579149859
>>579148936my lord is she round
special meekvshappy week
>>579145447Instantly cumming from Dia's sleeve covering all over my vision
Testing new emergency 3rd ace96133316
>>579149830Well that's nicer than I thought it'd be at least, thank you
falco is the type of girl that would spray on too much perfume to overcompensate for her body odor
>made it to A with a shitty team I made in Unity an hour before CMdamn, people really don't care about fishing for GL runs and just throw whatever they have
>>579149928it's sexual harassment saturday.
>>579150037Wife material uma
>>579150024what the fuck the painted nails fooled me
>>579148936wow she is so SMART and CUTE and ROUND and CUTE
>>579150164These things happen i guess
The biggest RNG factor from run to run that determines high rolls in this game is the number of clicks it takes to level your facilities and no one talks about it for some reason
>>579150038>random moodoopshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RzRwTaun6CMKYm2gwOD4wx2u23169479
cm round 1 status?
Falco!
>>579150401ur hog still won with awful mood what else is there to test nigger
>>579150037>extremely cute giant>able to cook any soup of your taste>has a great future as a mother of ten>still hasn't gotten an entry in UmaYurujaps haven't ventured enough, they need to make another issue full of wife material umas like Bono who haven't gotten a chance for an ideal marriage scenario.
The interactions between Phalaenopsis and Spe is so good it's surprising that this came out as the same time when Epi's irl mates connections are treated as unfunny cheap joke. Phalaenopsis basically just mogged Dober as Spe's #1 historical mate...
>run my fronts on first entry>2 wins, with one of them by a nose>run my barely decent end xog on second entry>4 winsborn to have fun experimentingforced to run xoggot
>>579150485my 3rd ace
>>579150457Still working on remakes
>>579150175Fucking this boy in the ass until he can't keep up the charmer act anymore and shuts the fuck up with his "It's fate!" tagline.
My Complete wins the 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>579150551you're just weak
>>579150401please responddont make me bring a grass 564
>>579150584
Anima Ray wins the 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579150525SPE CHUD LOOK OUT A WILD MARE
Thank you CB, thank you so much. Even with dogwater parents, Journey did this well. Thank you.
>>579150638https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cuRrwVBnVJTgJPPkVApf7y6B80885894everything i make besides xog is glue
air jihad revealing a bomb vest as his ult animation
>>579150931
>>579150934How can you resist...
hate takunishate cryershate babydachis
>>579151014Is that all?
>>579150525From Spe-chud to Spe-CHAD
>>579147493I NEED CREEK IN THIS OUTFIT
>200 dance because speed refuses to give other pointsBut when I need composure wit is never giving it, I hate this scenario
>>579150457Surprising winning day with subpar acesMight remake them and actually try
>>579150923https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=euakdNq4-1QWsDFa3rljOp3t67269188
androgynous umas..........
Bed breaking sex with Kawakami Princess
>>579151102hate fukuhate teiohate ryanhate fukuhate mcqueenhate stegohate fuku
>>579151336That's a cute flat chested girl you faggoty dumb fuck
>>579151272https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tctw7Ps0uLaslzkI1KeoSA5I53841826
>>579151627HATE
Losing to Unity umas makes me feel like an idiot for wasting time in GL.
Nin nin!
>>579151824ninja umanko would feel very tight
>>579151816What does losing to Clankers make you feel like?
>>579151627LOVE
>>579151824this mare is pure sex
Yamame Hope wins the 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
bros I'm starting to think I'm the whale in these CM matches...
>>579151625yeah. that's the point.
Her name is Yuki.
>>579151572They're having underwater sex aren't they
>>579152092Yukkers
>>579152092*yucky
>>579152025I can't wait to see contrail as an uma, it's gonna be kino
>>579151816I want to sniff this uma
>>579152025>Contrail keep winning recentlyMany saying Contrailings are all late bloomers like Kitalings back then, but even then Equinox managed to get 2nd by neck in Derby you know.
>>579152135>underwatermore like under everyone's gaze
>>579152047>>579151336
Thanks.
>>579151824
Keiba lore sages.Explain Twin Turbo's design to me.
Did you win?
>>579152282imagine the sweaty threesome
>>579152135But they arent under water...
>>579152092no, Bijin
I will post this every day until Cygames makes it real.
>>579144885glad there is someone else with the FUN gene in here
>>579152349blue hair is from her silk team but everything is pretty much artistic choice, i want to believe the modern design is because of twin turbo being the horse name, sounds pretty modern
>>579152374My clanker Vodka got a win and now I'm in Group A for the time being. There's a lot of other clankers though
>>579151336check the ears bwo
>>579152534Good girl
Creek is motherly yes, but how would she respond to a trainer who's fatherly and treats her like a daughter instead?
Are there any important cards coming out soon or can we already start working on aces for CM19?
Bixbite wins the 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>579152636Nothing until Ramonu
>>579136510I hate you evil horse
>>579152571do japs have weak immune systems or something? they treat a fever like it's fucking worthy of hospitalization while in the west you're just staying home for a few days
>>579152876Bright is not evil. Tamachud is.
Fuji's doing okay in public lobbies. Wish I didn't have to sack 320 sp on heals but it's enough to survive at least
>>579152915Its anime
>>579147774NTA but I'm running runaway suzuka (somehow carries)+ machan+ UF pace nishino, machan is underperforming despite the Mile S (weaker stats because Grand live is ironically cruel by erasing rainbows on summer).
fat bitch
>>579139478the villains and Meisho Doto
>Phalaenopsis fucked Cafe, Sundayman, and Dance in the Dark(also a Sundayman spawn) twice each>she also fucked Spe, Fuji, Tachyon, Heart's Cry, and Victoire Pisa>11 out of 11 foals related to Sundayman in one way or anotherTruly the onahole of the Sunday Syndicate. For reference Dober had 6 out of 10 foals related to Sundayman.
>>579152915it all depends on the fever. If someone has a >40C fever and over-the-counter meds do not work to bring it down, then they should go to a hospital, japs might just consider the threshold to be lower
>>579153162Take that back.
>>579153014Fucking why Lemaire
Bright is evil because she would torture her trainer with a 4 hour foreplay session leading to a 5 minute and 3 liters of geyser-like cumshots
>>579153257not a bad thingjust fatmade of lardbut sexy.
>>579152928>Bright is not evilshe claims you as her trainer because you stood next to her for a minute and then forces you to accept her chocolates for the rest of your life
>>579153162Yeah I will fuck fat
>>579153284Lememe + mare = high chance of winning
>>579152349>>579152498 (me)on a second note i want to imagine the jacket is also part of the silk design having red and green alongside white and black
>>579150771Dia is adorable even when pouting
>>579153384me next?
>>579137591I spent way too much time looping and got mid ass aces. I'm still happy with my choice of umas though.
>>579153530
>>579153284>why did they pick the jockey with the best stats?anon...
>>579153496
>>579153553she's watching you buy umacondoms
What am I in for?
>>579153581put your damn ears up you dumb uma
>>579150175Epi makes me feel things, I want to molest her so much
what kind of psycho puts 2 (TWO) runaways on their team
>>579153606
>>579153643Xoggs + debuffers
>>579153284mare + strong during fall season jockey
>>579153553ojisan
>>579153530>>579153581So now that your gameplay posts are getting ignored you're resorting to spamming? You're worse than V
>>579153643ez cruising
phlanoposis SEEEEEEEEEX
>>579153727I hope debuffers meet a painful end.
>>579149617>that kitasan seiyuu "should I wave or should I not?" momentKek. Kawaii.
>>579153748only one worse than V is the ERP attention whore
>>579153723
OMG SO FUCKING COOL (unironic!!!)
>>579153836This, except for Currenchan and Symboli Rudolf.
Round 1 homestretch duels are so fun to see
>>579153014I respect Matsuyama's loyalty to Panja Tower, but it makes me sad to see the pair break up. I hope he can ride her again in the future.Also, the humble Flicker Jab was dumped by Matsuyama too.
>>579145419>anon who plays a gambling game upset because he lost a gamble
>>579153921Especially Curren and Rudolf.
>>579153665You wouldn't get it...
>>579153885
>>579153742>>579153553
>>579153643If you luckshitted then good luck getting 1 win in round 2
>>579153985Don't say that.
>>579151336Reading her real life story has made me really want to pull for her, but I don't know if I'll be able to afford it.
Late damage report because my ISP handed me a new IP that was banned on all boards
>>579154113That was first entry so no way to really know yet.
Orfevre with his jockey Ikezoe, same jockey that achieved a triple crown. Post retirement
>2/2/2/1shouldn't have skipped mile Soh well
i have a logotype
Why is this skill not in capital letters
>>579154526Stop asking questions you're not ready to hear the answers to.
>>579154292>frontsissies on a whole new level
learn the difference
>>579154494BASEDBASEDBASED
wtf she actually speaks irish gaelic? up the ra
>>579154526it was lowercase in japanese
>>579154326What? If you're qualified for group A once then there's no turning back
>>579154113Second entry is going pretty well, I think this Maruzensky is the real deal. Might replace my Rudolf debuffer with a second ace though, she keeps finishing near the top.
>>579154794Extra glue
Euphoknight wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Sapporo
>>579154723She's so pretty
>>579154812I meant no way to know if it was luckshit or an actual good ace.
>>579154917I like airvents
>>579154917Her design is simple and cleanThey way that she's making me feel tonight...
>>579152092her name is Dasukeyo
CM's started today didn't they?I'm pretty drunk so I don't think I'll queue, plus my umas are bad
>>579155054Denim shorts...
She just won a 7 front Thunderdome race. >>579155408No reason to not use your free entries.
>>579154671>Marvelous Sunday>145cm>Loli>Inari One>139cm>Not LoliExplain to me like I'm five.
>>579155472>>579155054Yes.Denim shorts are good.
>>579155472
Logowife
>>579155585What the heck...
>>579155530
>Posting a kancolleI thought this was an uma thread
>>579155585Grass is a slut?!
why isn't half tp the standard
>>579154671they're all grown ass women by the end of their career except nishino but shes still gonna take whats rightfully hers by force
>>579155648no stop...>>579155751umacolle
GOLD SHIT
>>579155840Because they want your money
>>579155751Here's a kancolle
>>579155917no one is spending money on tp bwo
>>579155954HmmDoesnt SMELL like a kancolle
>>579156017Half TP lets you slowly farm carats in your downtime. They don't want to leave it on all the time.
>>579155751Yes
>>579155917but i need carats to roll
>>579156060Okay THIS one
I'M GETTING SMARTEEEEEEEEEEEER
i have a feeling the stegoposter has moved onto logotype
>>579156359Spe.. no.. that's dangerous..
>>579155751Agreed. We should post Azur Lane instead
Haha gottem, Windy!
>>579156474More like Azur Lame!
>>579156359Manual parent run?
>>579156359spe, you need to run, not cure cancer...
>>579155751
>>579155774Grass rapes her trainer with that butt?!
>>579156542Oh no, it's literally OWARI DA
>>579156720Flat chest heaven...
>>579156674How did she get convinced to do slutty shimakaze cosplay...
>>579156781>convinced>implying
>>579156407nah logotype just has a significantly more appealing design than Epiphaneia...so naturally she garnered some attention
>>579155557Marvelous act like cute toddler yelling MAHVERASUInari act like adult tomboy
I love umas from Kentucky.
>>579156552TT run. I need to replace my Taishin because she's dying. Summer Spechud with late wit cards has access to more healing
>>579156870logo and phelanosis are SEX
>>579155557Both are oppai loli
>>579156893Curren Chan??Maruzensky??I thought they died
>>579156781She hates men, but happily takes their money for favors.
>>579156878If it's based on personality then why isn't Harry Potter LARPing, children's book reading Rob Roy on the loli side?
>windy propagandaThis one is dangerous
>>579157110dober is a mejiro, THOUGH? she doesn't need money
I love boobs
Pekarina wins the 6th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579157118literally the most unsuccessful one attempted
>>579157248i love taishin having breast envy
>>579154526They capitalized tachnology at some point but now it's back to normal I guess?
also instead of making up a nickname for her i can just try to type her name and fail
>>579157118>>579157268Stinkofags have been present for a bitThey arent new
>>579156720Hot chick heaven...
phalopotamus
>>579157234I imagine she sniffs the cash and gets disgusted, but is still aroused by it..
>>579157093Maruzensky is my oshi and Currenchan is secretly a fantastic debuffer.
>>579157403and no one has been converted yet, ergo, unsuccessful
>>579157395>those eyes>that ear accessoryAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SPECHAN TASUKETE
>>579157549Spe cannot save you. This mare eats stallions.
>>579157530There was that one anon the other day actuallyAnons were posting about Shinko not being able to sleep by herself and the whole trainer letting her bite him willingly thing i think
>>579157486>>579157110Lies and Slanders!
>>579157249Becky...
THE IMAGE LIMIT STOOOOOOOOOOP
>>579157946Stop what?
Finish the bread you swines
>>579158067breads gone cold though
[image of King's 13 year-old umanko]
>>579157707UMA Angel
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Preheat the oven.
>>579157798>armpit slut
Baking my bread in my favorite uma's oven.If you catch my drift
>>579158115Fuck...
Biwa Hayahide The ____
>>579158242You overproofed your bread...>Max limit of image replies has been reached.https://files.catbox.moe/mehdbk.jpg
>>579157921Man she's by far the sexiest woman of that show
>>579158242my uma cant afford an oven...
>>579158381Tamachud torena...
[oguri eating out tamamo.jpg]
Does runaway actually work well in TT as in better than regular fronts in earning points?
you owe me smoochies
Aight I'm done with this CM, time to loop for next CM- oh
>>579158381Scholarship student KEK
bwochachos........
My Ines? Fujin.
SuperCreek_shakingtits.gif
[rice and urara scissoring.jpg]
>>579158594The ability itself is an extra gold, but I wouldn't recommend it in GL since the stam will be harder to hit. Dropping placement more than cancels out the benefit.
tamagwos we're killing that flatliner who died for 10 days right..
>>579158785>>579158785>>579158785
>>579158750The plan is to train a Unity Palmer for medium
>>579155245WHORES Only YouWHORE
