Blessed are the thread makers.PC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573069875/#573118376>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>578881571
Bakers need to get n their game
Wasn't gonna make a cover, but friend bailed on me so I got nothing to do.Fun fact - there was literally not enough pictures in the thread.
So what are the chances they delay it again before release date?
>>579122287Look, I'm just saying that even chuds know that cops are bad people, I've heard them complain about ticket quotas, asset seizure and other bs cops do, but for some stupid reason they get this kneejerk reaction whenever cops are portrayed as the bad guys in media.>muh thin blue linefuck off lmao. The only thin blue line that matters is on Jean Grey's costume.
>>579156478based
>>579155789Non zeroOn the topic of GTA 6, webm related isn't something the old Rockstar would've been fine with
>>579157610Then you've clearly never played GTA V or any previous GTA game before because stuff like this happens all the time.
I wonder if you can shoot the dolphins when they jump out of the water
>>579157610Old Rockstar absolutely would've been fine with that
I only want to read about and discuss gta6 all weekend...
>>579157610They realized they went to far with RDR2.
>>579157610> he doesn't have teleporting beer in his fridgeGrim.
this could be a gtao tease
empty head looking ahhh..
I didn't consider myself racist but after doing another three contracts with K and Sessanta I now want nothing more than to lynch them and brand them like animals.
>>579151587uhm what edition is this thread?
https://media-rockstargames-com.akamaized.net/VI/downloads/videos/GTAVI_An_Extended_Look/GTAVI_An_Extended_Look.mp4Rockstar released HD video version with higher bitrate than Youtube.
I still find it odd GTA 4 lets you just pick up trash off the ground and throw it around like the burgershot containers.
>>579176546it's because of the mission where you throw a brick through a window. undoubtedly they wanted to have that mechanic come up again later in the story and they just never got around to implementing it.
>>579176546Used to be my favorite fun activity - pick up bricks and throw it at npcs and let them chase me. When multiple npcs are aggroed they sometimes start to fight each other. Then cops join. Total chaos ensues.
This extended looks felt so weak. Some clips weren't accompanied by any songs, the graphics looked worse compared to the first 2 trailers, no naration by that lady telling us about the game like in the gta 5 gameplay trailerThis one was great in comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-xHcvug3WI
>>579180791R* have fully transitioned from a game developer to a film studio.
YOOOOOOOOOCRACKHEADS
>>579184279zoomies simp over trainwrecks like this and wonder why hoflation is as bad as it is
>>579184458Hoeflation is caused by this shitty economy.
>>579184519yeah, the supply of dick outpaces the demand for dick. if you had even a modicum of restraint and discretion, women would have no choice but to accept what they can get.
>>579184808No wonder the supply of dick is so high when ever women can have dicks today
>>579184874because young men have no standards and will desperately chase any tail that crosses their field of vision. I redirect you to my first post: >>579184458
TGG said he saw a photo mode during his preview
>>579184458>trainwreckShe's clearly larping as a whore
>>579180791>This extended looks felt so weak.because it was made for women mate
>>579187529And men
>>579187581it boils down to the lowest common denominator. if something was made predominantly with women in mind then it is for women
>>579187717>R* appeals to the lesbian gaze by giving them many hot latinas in the trailer
>>579187801more like hetero female self-inserts but yea
>>579156478
>>579151587I believe we're getting ai teammates for heists in the next online
>>579155491I stopped posting screenshots because almost nobody else was, and people complained about images on an imageboard.
>>579156478Whatever your smoking, stop.>>579176546I used to shoot the cop cars and then run around the streets lol.>>579184458Yep, this shit looks like a trainwreck in alot of ways. Highly likely its going to be at least a partial let down, hopefully its not a saints row 5 because that was just garbage.>>579184519Yes and no, its partially social media like instagram. Random girl sees a "millionaire" assumes she can date him cause "I have golden V" meanwhile many people can go their entire life without ever socializing with the small amount of men they want.Most of them are chasing men that are part of the 0.50% of the population or less. When I say chasing they think walking past that guy and putting in zero effort is a monumental effort.I hope those that buy this enjoy it but I'm not convinced its going to be more than a mediocre release.
>>579189289It's going to be a hacker fest, you mean half the game is leaked.There's just no way a considerable amount of raw code isn't out there.I might try it on discount but retail based on what's come out? Hell no.
there's absolutely no way I'm buying this cuck humiliation ritual also I just did one of these stupid fucking races what the fuck are these stupid purple haired dykes thinking?
>>579184279
kino
>>579189918/v/ chuddies are manchildren
>>579190180Assmomgold and xqc prove that being dumb will make you successful
Guy who got invited to the Rockstar offices is speaking about the wanted level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVwNy3xV-4c
>>579190180I post in this thread all the time and I make some of them. I'm done with this gay garbage. I turned off GTA I'm going to play GT7. I hope rockstar goes bankrupt.
>>579151587The idea of no mk2 in Leonida makes me less enthusiastic, I don't want to have to drive everywhere n shit>inb4 muh buzzardI want futuristic weapons of mass destruction as my mode of transport
had to ask my gf what sequins are
>look at the gameplay portion of the police chase>The old reliable police maverick is now replaced by the unarmed BuzzardLAME
>>579166576oh shit oh fuck oh shitfuckit's the same old recycled garbage>10 shades of the same retarded splitters>a bunch of ebay spoilers>exactly the same 3-4 hood pins13 goddamn years, billions of dollars, thousands of indians and customization will be the same exact trash. You have to be lucky and hope the car you like has been modeled by that one person that actually knows what that car is and put some effort in their researches and their job. Otherwise you get NOTHING or simply a couple of copypasted shits
Who came up with the idea of having your weapons holstered on your back? This looks horrible. What's holding the weapon on Jason's back? Glue? It doesn't have a sling to hold it on your back. Why don't they stick to the standard GTA formula of making it disappear when you switch to fists or any other gun? This shit is like those goofy ass mods for SA where you holster all guns on your body and you look like a walking metal rod.
>>579190612>NPCs slowly walk away if they see you holding a gun instead of doing nothing like they do in every other GTA
>>579191742They got it right on RDR2 with the magically appearing and disappearing weapon sling, well I look forward for the "lost technology" posts about this.What I'm not looking forward is the gun tricks also not being included in this game. Literally one of the most fun parts of RDR Online and they're just not gonna bring it back, are they?
>>579192710During the building shootout at the end Jason is holding the M4 like it's a tacticool John Wick movie. Maybe it's just for him because he's a vet and Lucia will hold it in a normal way.Or they will go full Cawadoty tacticool slop
catbox for Store and Customs leek pls
>>579192852She will hold it properly instead of wrong and break her shoulder like women do
>>579191742why? because they are going to do weapon storage in your car not your person
>>579193654That's gay. Why not limit you to only carry 5 mags on your person unless you wear mag holsters for extra realism too.
>>579190682You got to get better at bait
>>579194068Anon.. that was a feature of the 2022 leaks.
Easiest Heist of my life
crazy customization
>>579193654Don't even consider stealing some other car.
>Drift race>Feel like I'm doing pretty good>Something like 140k>In first place when I finish>Guy breaks out a 380k start to finish driftdamn
>>579190736you don’t have that but nice try >>579189154kek
>>579182417That seems to be the dream of most of these dev teams nowadays. Just use games as a vehicle to get into Hollywood.
>>579199389Thanks Kojima
>>579184458>>579185226>implying 30+ year old millenitroon redditors aren’t yelling “MOMMY!!!!” at the top of their lungs over the sight of this too
the rape train only has two cars
>>579195575Everyone here is discussing the most retarded shit, I bring up an actual issue and it gets called bait
>Valentina is the first GTAO character confirmed to appear in GTA 6Anyone YOU want to see appear in 6?
>>579200868Candy Suxxx
>>579200626Not having a flying bike isn't an actual issue, you fucking sped.
>>579190682People get used to things, but they also get un-used to them faster than you'll notice. At the same time, if people hate the choices that Rockstar makes in GTA5, why would they think GTA6 would be any different? Rockstar will just refine the ways of trying to get you to buy shark cards, and lock down the glitches you might have thought were fun.
>>579201315>Old hag Candy Suxxx still in that bikiniI'm fine with this.
>>579202623Maybe some sweet old lady named Candace will give the player a side mission, and players will theorize.
>>579191160They haven't even fixed the weak offsets, anon.
Instead of big ass goblina taking up space we could have a kickass hong kong gf
>>579191160>a bunch of ebay spoilersImagine a custom spoiler sculpting mini-game... followed by thousands of players driving around with middle-finger spoilers on the back of their car.
So was he making shit up or correctly predicted the future? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n5U51oHhlpI
>>579198223For me it's claw clip, messy ponytail and bob/chin length. AGP sisters...
>>579198223they got real fashion designers to work on the clothing and hair for the game. and because they're also trying to appeal to women, they put extra case into making Lucia's customisations good. there's no better way to drive off women than to have shoddy clothing/hair/makeup options. Lucia is gonna be fine as hell, don't you fret
>>579205887appealing to women and AGP guys
>>579206172if it leads to attractive women in games I do not give a god-iddly-damn
>>579206551>more cute sluts posted hereI'm okay with this
>TGG tells a story about Rob walking down a street as Jason, with Lucia, and he starts to antagonise another couple. The woman gets pissed off and becomes confrontational with Jason, so Jason tries to diffuse. The woman then shoves Jason and Lucia smacks the woman completely unpromptedGiga Stacy
You have no idea how much this pleases my autism
Don't mind me, just play the real gta 6
Some of us talked about it yesterday, but I think I figured out the final car in my stupid themed garage>Turismo Classic>Cheetah Classic>Infernus Classic>Itali Classic>Stromberg>Ardent>Torero>Deluxo>Viseris>>Ruiner 2000
>>579208582As a point of reference he's a regular ruiner off the street with the already existing cars in the garage
>>579208872Gookmoot ate the image
>>579200626>Actual issue>It's "I want the most braindead griefermobile shark cards can buy because I want magic space alien future shit instead of a helicopter"Every single bullshit scifi vehicle except the Thruster should be barred from ever appearing again.
>>579203138WMAF is kino of course but I appreciate WMLF getting some love too. Arab would have been based too.
>>579209254If you want realism head over to the rp servers, I want the mk2 because it makes life easier but pvp is a valid reason too
>>579209714Difference between realism and pic related. I'm willing to accept something like the MK2 provided it's completely harmless and unweaponized. Then it's just a superior Havok
>>579209564Imagine dressing a attractive arabic girl up in a niqab and thongbottom swimsuit. Instead we got a flat tit goblin
>>579209564>Arab would have been based too.>Muslim Lucia either goes full Hijab or switches to pic related depending on the task
>>579209290The 240k Vacca? I'd sooner go with this
>>579209868I think the MK2 is dumb and gay and stupid, but I'm kind of fine with the Deluxo because it's a funni Back to the Future reference.
>>579203138why would an asian woman be a criminal in miami
>>579210521Once again, I can tolerate it if the most it has is a regular MG as a weapon
five planes in the sky, what's the max?
>>579203138yellow hands prompted this slop
>>579209868Well thankfully R* knows their audience,at first they'll try to please casuals and it'll flop like RD0 then we'll get cool shit like mechs
>>579214579But the stuff you want is casualbait. Casuals want the over the top win now machines and they'll spend a lot of real dollars to get them
I really hope they redo the 811 because holy shit what were they thinking?
I hope they do the Blista Compact justice next time around.
>>579210886lured by a thug bwc
>log on to gtao>remember theres fuck all to do>log off
>>579216654Just one more shark card bro you will have funone more
>>579198687i just drifted with some dude in terminal, i did 360k, he did 502k, and i was pushing my limits
>>579216654Yeah, it's oddly empty as for a 13 year old game.I'm saving up for a mansion, but do I even need it? And once I buy it, what then? What's the end goal.Idk, I just mostly log in to drive around the map and join quick call heists with randoms. Hope online in VI leans more into RP (without it becoming cringe and boring).
>look up GTA 4 crash compilation>half of the results are for GTA 5YouTube sucks balls
>>579156478I know where you are coming from but I think you are making a mistake calling those people "chuds". I barely ever see this kind of sentiment, and from so called chuds, literally never, without exaggeration, quite the opposite in fact, the only thing remotely close being a value for law and order to the extent of not letting criminals out into the streets to stab people, and even then there's no kind of "philia" in their regard for police, let alone a focus on "police" at all beyond what is merely intrinsic of the maintinence of law and order at all. They're usually moral particularists in that regard. I don't know where you are seeing this, but when I've seen such mentalities it's been from gen x normalfags, or more sporadically amongst normalfags in general, and it's most certainly not a leading sentiment. "thin blue line" to the extent that's a "right wing" position is made fun of within the so called "right wing". Granted, you are going to see every position somwhere, and retards accross the board (for which reason I think politics is fucking retarded 99% of the time and not worth taking seriously), but I think it's just conflation to say it's a "chud" sentiment. I often see anything even tangentially """right wing""" conflated into one thing as if there aren't worlds of difference sitting under that umbrella term, both fundamentally pro and anti-establishment, so it just somewhat irks me to see it invoked as if it isn't Screwtapian linguistic terrorism at the end of the day (I hate Mr. Screwtape, up there with the antichrist) https://youtu.be/aGSKrC7dGcY?&t=60 . I feel like I haven't even seen "thin blue line" in years. I consider the MAGA boomer archetype entirely distinct from what we know as "chuds", one is fundamentally pro establishment, and the other is very much anti-establishment. I know this is a bit autistic, and perhaps, it's merely a semantical distinction, but then again, what's language if there's no common ground? I digress, lol.
>>579219879GTA V always had better damage models. IV was like BeamNG retardation. You don't want to gas up your throwaway car but you want to drive into 10-20 lamposts just for your engine fails?
>>579219497>What's the end goal.there is none, unfortunately. i made $400M in total income when i got really addicted earlier this year, only after i stopped i realized what i was doing and figured that there was basically no point to this game other than number go up.i looked at career challenges when i got bored with grinding money and found out that that shit takes you literally three years to complete at minimum, i just quit the whole game then cause i can't imagine even doing that as a past time activity. career challenges were meant to be the gta:o extension for well-established players but they are so ridiculous and pointlessly grindy i cba. if they had made them at least somewhat interesting (like having more challenge-type missions such as time limits or no-death runs) i would have kept playing but all you can get is grinding the same 5 OG heists for four months straight if you want to complete just one of the many insanely stupid tier 4's.i guess you could try to buy out all garages and fill them out or get to $1B in the bank but why, you would just be doing the same thing over and over a thousand times in a row, no variation or skill involved at all. might as well be scrolling tiktok while flying between objectives on your mk2 because it's so brain numbing.it's sad because i do like this game but as you said, there is nothing really interesting to do other than spamming cayo (well, not anymore i guess kek), dre, and selling acid and the bunker in-between those.i did doomsday criminal mastermind with a friend once and that was really fun but it's really a one time thing only. i wish the game was more build around those types of challenges rather than around optimizing a route in the already very easy heists/missions, then repeating them 1000x. it's too braindead even for a tard like me
>>579221004I was looking for the funny ragdolls from 4. The ones in 5 are lame. Just your model scrapping the floor like he's on ice.
>>579215308It's not, only 4% of players spent money on gta + and I'm willing to bet a similar amount did so with sharkcardsEveryone else grinded, casuals hate the grind
>>579221413How retarded are you that you can't find something so simple? LLM's do it for you now, retard. Just search for what you want google, bing, duckduckgo, etc. The thing will tell you. Welcome back to search engines. Hope you retards realize that's still all we have.
>>579221230VI can't come out soon enough. The shitty thing about GTA VI is it's ultimately just a video game.Idk, maybe it's the fact that I got older and life's been quite a ride these past several years, but I just can't feel the same excitement as I did all those years back when GTA 5 was finally revealed.Hope 6 will at least have more passion and thought behind it (the Online mode I mean), because Online in 5 feels pretty rough. I guess due to it originally being a PS3-era game?> i looked at career challenges when i got bored with grinding money and found out that that shit takes you literally three years to complete at minimumYeah that's incredibly dumb, and it especially sucks when some stuff like vehicle customization is locked behind repetitive tasks that take days/months to complete.I wanted to paint my Police Bike some nice shade of red but of course it's locked behind like 50 races or some shit. A chrome paint had a similar requirement iirc. I understand why but who has that kind of time for an unlock this minuscule?
>>579222423I get ones from 4. My point was, why is youtube also giving me results for GTA 5 in the results when I specifically asked for GTA 4 and 4 alone.
>>579222608Because that's how youtube has worked for well over 15 years. Are you retarded?
How do you guys feel about GTA5 soon to become a low pop shell of itself like GTA4 became once GTA5 dropped? Kinda bittersweet I say but 13 years for 1 game where you can drive a circle around the map in like 4 minutes is a long ass time. Also tired of Los Santos and the California vibe
>>579223060I'm gonna miss Los Santos. I'm not a big GTA guy but I first played it as a somewhat hopeful teenager, so it's already weirdly nostalgic, especially seeing how awfully life has turned out.> GTA5 soon to become a low pop shell of itselfNah. 6 Online might take a while to come out, and even when it does, a lot of people would still be playing 5 on PC and past gen consoles. It's not going anywhere soon.
>>579222905This is a thing that got worse after 2021 and even worse once shorts became center stage.>search for a topic>get results for that topic>throw in a video that's somehow related to the topic>throw in a video that is not even related to the topic>throw in a video that you watched a few days ago that has 0 relation to your search>here's also 10 shorts that have fuck all to do with what you're looking for15 years ago you searched for a thing and YT only gave you things related to it, not this horseshit you see here.
>>579223060It's over. It's the end of an era. Have to start all over again. To what depths have i fallen. From a business mogul to a petty criminal. From saving the world to holding up liquor stores.
>>579223535How about you look a little deeper? Scroll down further or whatever. Put in the work if you want to see dated physics. You can just play Halo too or any other Havok physics games. RAGE was only cool because of how the models reacted to the play's inputs. You can see ragdolls all day with any other game. You can boot up Half Life right now, probably even legally for free and see ragdolls for years,
>>579223535Doesn't YT search function the same as Google search? As in, putting something like "-GTA 5" at the end of the search to exclude those results?
>>579156478>this post>capeshit reference out of nowhere >>>/r/eddit is that way
fucking spaghetti code game cant even load you into a lobby after a mission now
>>579226537I swear GTA V's code is held together by duct tape and glue.
>thong straps My agp is so fucking ready. Can't believe they did this, may be the game won't be pozzed to hell after all.
>>579226256>>capeshitthat term has been reddit criteria from almost 10 years. just like 'kino'. you'll fit in eventually. just keep trying or whatever the fuck you're doing
>>579216204It looks a lot closer to a real life CRX from what we’ve seen, both in design and proportions
>>579227347the real sluttening will be in online
The main question is can Lucia get naked?
>>579227347Our Online bitches are going to be so fine. The guys are going to be great too if they can turn themselves into chads like Jason
>>579227347> Photo mode is a thing now> you can customize pedicureI'm so ready for my Lucia Gooning Simulator
>>579227656I don't get the Lucia hype, every female I saw in the extended look was hotter than her, when I think of the word Latina nothing about her comes to mindValentina though :0
>>579229517I'm not into latinas either, not even from the American continent, but I think it's more of an acquired taste through getting to know the person.Some of the NPCs might have better appearance, but Lucia's gonna have an actual personality, which makes her more human-like and likeable.We will have to wait and see, who knows, maybe she's an insufferable cunt, maybe she's secretly a sweetie that would take a bullet for Jason, we'll find out soon enough.I just really hope characters this time around are more fleshed out and have some depth and conflict to them. Main cast in 5, and frankly the story too, were fairly one-dimensional. Maybe it's just me though, but I feel like story in 5 was a little too basic.
Modern gta has zero class
>>579227395>frogjeet ESL revisionism because she feels attackednice try you’re not digging your way out of this one
>>579156478Most "chuds" (I suspect this word wouldn’t even apply to most of the people you’re referring to) have no love for most cops and really any law enforcement in general, correct. The whole glowie/entrapment meme thing isn’t just a meme. The issue is the intent of their portrayal by certain people and media. Are you saying cops are bad because they're le heckin rayciss bigots who kill wholesome niggos and minorities that dindu nuffin for sport or because they're functionally the defense mechanism of an increasingly totalitarian society that wants to throw you into jail for "hate speech" among other assorted brands of insanity and even some of what you say? There's a difference and that’s usually where the disagreement comes in.
>>5792301515’s cast wasn’t anything special or deep but they were consistently entertaining which is just as good/the next best thing. Trevor was funny, Michael was a douche but felt appropriately somber and badass too while also being pitiful and somewhat sympathetic and Franklin was kind of boring but he had at least had some funny antics that other characters could use as a springboard to bounce off of and introduce themselves into the story. Lucia definitely needs to be more of a sweetheart in her interactions to win people over I feel, how well people warm up to them is going to rest in how well they gel together.
>>579227448We already had topless strippers in 5. I think it’d be seriously dumb to not include the option but maybe there’s some kind of weird line they can’t cross.
>jason is an ex-army ranger >spergy as fuck and prefers just using a gun to talking to peopleMe no want talky talk mission, me go bang bang with gun
>>579233026100% they won't let you undress lucia. girls playing this game would get upset at the male gaze and stop playing. r* needs to coddle them hard or else they're gonna quit and go back to animal crossing or some other game for fags (women)
>>579233836they won't let you undress her for good reasons outside your delusions
Uh oh. Another delay incoming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCDH5KnBx9o
>>579233836Why does that matter at all? The only platform playing this game makes sense on will have a million nudity mods that also allow you to make Lucia less of an ugly goblin
>>579233836Have you played FiveM? Girl streamers and casual players love to dress up as slutty as possible and even show off their tits.
You should be able to salvage more than 2 cars at a time
Does anybody have a DLSS 5 version of Liz? That freaky latina franklin used to date?
>>579235690yea females in fivem rp might like dressing up slutty cause they are in control of their character's sexuality. they absolutely do not want to give men that control. in fact a lot of them would probably literally feel raped if there was an option for another player to rip their character's clothes off. and they especially don't want to give men that control to characters that they empathize with/self-insert into like lucia>>579235204nah it's just the first r* game with which they're explicitly trying to grab as many female players with as possible, they need to be really careful about not losing their new audience that's all
i dont think so but is anyone interested to see a cringe 20 min short movie montage type thing i did when quasi rping with a friend
>>579235204Name one good reason, tranny.
I'm so flip floppy on whether I'm getting this man, shit
for what reason would they let you get lucia naked anywayit's like asking why can't jason walk around with his cock out
This shit will be altruist camp all over again.Fully nude in the og console versions then they will wear clothes in the PC and defeinitive editions
>>579241434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RLOWztOO8
>>579240069I expect the single player campaign to be basically short and heavily scripted, like GTA5. Won't be the best GTA, but will still basically be GTA. Worth at least a single play through. On some level it will be nice to feel a bit lost for a while on a new map. I don't know that GTA6 online will be worth it. It will just more of the same as GTA5's online, for another decade. Not the GTA5 online from the early disorganized years, but from the late years where everything has to be a money sink and challenges require playing the same heist a hundred times.
>>579243062>port the game to a newer and better hardware>remove or tone down certain effectsWhy does Rockstar keep doing this? Are they that incompetent? 4 and SA had quiet a lot of things missing when they got ported to PC.The moving clouds during the rain was an amazing detail I wish we had on pc.
Rockstar never miss
Forgot to mention except for when they do
Examples of Rockstar missing:>End of list
>Rockstar doesn't want to do a parody of the times, because that's only been unbelievably successful the last 7 or 8 times they've done it
>>579246803you cant parody the sit that goes on nowadays
>>579246803it will be a parody of the times, it just won't have any references to shit like trump or covid
>>579246803The real US society is a literal parody nowadays. You can't parody it in GTA unless you do a 1:1 copy of it or do it so comical the game will shift into becoming a cartoony comedy.
it's so big
it's so dense
>>579231428>he still thinks he's part of some epic rebellion against the world and not an absolute normalfag
>>579253005>absolutely raped non sequitur embarrassing
I love evening out the costs
People complain about Jason's voice and demeanor, but think about this.Imagine any deranged hair/facial hair combo you can think of. It fits
>>579231613>Are you saying cops are bad because they're le heckin rayciss bigotsI mean they are, but you don't need to bring up a single black person to make the point that cops are bad.Look up the Daniel Shaver video and the results from it. When a cop on GTA says "killing makes my dick hard" it is barely a parody.>>579220425>I think you are making a mistake calling those people "chuds"Maybe, I call anyone on the right "chud" cause I thought they liked it.I mostly agree with the rest of your post but I'm not here to discuss politics.>>579226256Just trying to keep it light hearted cause this a gta thread.With that said, I'm not gonna talk about real cops in this thread anymore.
>>579033280>>579033701You know I kinda see your point now.I was watching some RDR2 lets play and dude was getting PISSED that he was losing honor for robbing and looting.They see the "you lost honor" thing pop up and think it was a punishment instead of just a reflection of their actions.Dude said something like "why am I being punished for robbing people, I'm a thief"So yeah people just don't understand what the system was and I guess Rockstar did need to clarify it.So on the extended video thing, at one point when they switch characters there's the honor icons beneath each character but there's also a heart between them, I wonder if during the game they will break up and the icon will change? or maybe another character will be added to the roster and won't have the heart in between.
>>579256424>I wonder if during the game they will break up and the icon will change? or maybe another character will be added to the roster and won't have the heart in between.Nah Rob Nelson confirmed that Jason and Lucia will remain partners for the entirety of the game, the heart thing is just a relationship tracker. He said that depending on how much the player interacts with the gf/bf mechanics, Jason and Lucia's relationship will be romantic, or more of a business partner deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DPCHufDWJQdo WE like the official soundtrack as heard so far from all official sources??im ngl radio mirrorpark will be sorely missed
>>579258379I've been hoping for a drum and bass station but dnb is so 20 years ago
is gtav enhanced fun? i also wanna try online. can i mod my character to be cute and is it hard to learn?
>>579258862>gtav enhanced fun?the only thing it changes is graphics stuff, otherwise its the same old GTAV as people have been playing for a decade
>>579258663I want a modern pop country stationI WILL make Jason get a full sleeve tat, a pair of Oakleys and make his personal vehicle a lifted Vapid dually with a 80k lumen LED lightbar
>>579259013okay cool, does online have its own story? desu whenever i played this as a kid i wasnt smart enough to do the missions i just explored and shot stuff
>>579259272yeah online has its own narrative, a bunch of characters from the singleplayer show up and you can see them age in semi realtime
>>579259357Stop responding to him. He goes into various generals and asks if he should start playing or come back to the game etc. He always posts an annoying weeb image. Now you know.
>>579258862Go look in the cover site, and see if any of the characters you would consider "cute".https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/covers>is it hard to learn?GTAO is turbo basic, it is confusing, but it never really is hard except for the kortz center in hardmode>>579259272Story in online is very light because everything is made to be replayed a million times over.
>>579259604Well even if that's true, there's always lurkers who are afraid to post so it doesn't hurt to answer basic questions once in a while.
>>579259604hmm that doesn't sound right>>579259619thanks ill try it
finally, spicy latina gf simulator
GTA 6 looks like technology impressive SHIT.
>>579255648>Maybe, I call anyone on the right "chud" cause I thought they liked it.Eh, depends lol. There are large subsets I'm sure aren't privy to it, and I tend to imagine the chud as an archetype to which the "blackpill" is intrinsic, so I don't think it describes a lot of them.>I mostly agree with the rest of your post but I'm not here to discuss politics.Yeah, never intended to go far with the discussion but when I see something like that brought up I think it's fine to chime in.
>>579258663>dnb is so 20 years ago
alright give ot to me straight is the new GTA going to be supportive of "the message"?
>>579262638its all about jacking cars, pushing drugs, robbing grannies and racemixing with mid tortas
i think im gonna play around and finish story mode before i hop onto online, its kinna confusing and also there isnt a way to chat as far as i can see
>>579250197it's so dense
>>579235578I do not understand the people who call Lucia ugly. When I say "I do not understand" I don't mean "I disagree", I literally do not comprehend how they find her ugly.
>>579267883the simple answer is they're weebs, so their beauty standards have been warped by anime and Kpop to the point they expect women to have retrognathia. look at how they're busting a nut over the protag for the Stellar Blade sequel, even though she looks like she has the incel jawline
Even culture war chuds can't bring themselves to shit on the game anymore, the most they can say is it promotes agp but that's ok as long as lucia is bisexual. Total woke victory.
>>579269461>I can't identify with a character unless he looks thinks and acts exactly like mewhat causes this mindset? do these people struggle to play games like Mario because they're not a 3'10 Italian plumber who can jump five times his height?
Goys I have a crazy theory as to why Jason's character is flat as a cardboard ripped straight out of GTA: Online character creator it might be cause he is in Lucia's head like Fight Club tweest. Think about it, the prologue starts in prison it might be possible that Lucia and Jason might part of a heist that went wrong and he got killed. In the preview Jason always acts like a yes man who never talks back and he doesn't buys his clothes, it might be possible Lucia imagining her ideal boyfriend while causing mayhem in Vice City. GTA has a history of having mentally disturbed protags like Claude, Niko, Tommy and Trevor and having a female protag acting like she's having pms and postpartum at the same time might not be farfetched for Rockstar or maybe I might be completely wrong and the female writers there are too fucking retarded come up with something clever like this cause their mom dropped them on their heads when they were born.
>>579267883>>579268431No she really looks like that tranny from the movie Emilia Perez.
>>579270093Damn, chuddy 12-year-olds still get mad even when you make the stoic personalityless generic white male soldier protagonist they keep acting like they want. No way to please these folks.
>>579270289I like Jason desu he's just enough of a stoic slightly autistic literallyme idealized self insert in the vein of The Goose
>>579269461that's not the point of the game
>>579270183just say you don't like latinx women
>>579157610Mogged by Uncharted
>>579270183she looks like a latina Instagram thot. which, given the fact she's a convicted criminal is pretty exceptional. you wanna see some ugly broads, look up those dating sites for chicks in prison like cagedladies.com. wall to wall meth-head mudsharks and sheboons. a "realistic" Lucia would be like that.imagine if that's how Jason and Lucia meet, some dating site for imprisoned chicks, lol. on-brand for zoomer dating
what the hell dudes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1qI4hOXRs
>>579268431It’s crazy how you keep posting this shitpost across several different generals for years and no one has yet to take you seriously
>>579274572>yearsthe game wasn't even revealed until a few months ago, you schizo
>>579270093I think it's more likely that Jason is spec ops and is running some sort of insurgency thing where Lucia got pulled in.He even looks like the guy from Spec Ops, and I gather that's the whole point of his voice.
>>579237115It's about the ao rating
Why are people saying this is a new Benefactor model? It could just be a newer Schafter since they're doing model years now and dropping the Classic/Retro bullshit.
>>579270093>>579270504I think Jason is for what he is honestly. I have to say I liked his original design better though.
>>579269461>pay attention this xeet with a hundred likes
>>579255648Well I don’t have a particularly strong opinion on the matter but I’m pretty sure we do know from various sources that's not the case so not really, and that was before they took all the rather nonsensical measures they did to further ensure that's not the case even when it wasn't. That's not to say you don’t have ones that are trigger happy but it seems to usually be overstated in a way that isn't very accurate or is misleading. Anyway you're right this isn’t really the time or place.
>>579277634Don't we have this already
>>579198687I try to do unbroken drift runs all the time, highest score I remember getting was on 4 laps and it was like 650k
>>579250197Reefer spotted
>>579274819And yet you’ve been saying the same thing line for line. You aren’t slick.
>>579198687I've tried drift only few times, when they had to be done for some challenges or rewards. So i always found myself on a track i didn't know with a car which didn't know how it handled aginsts people with their own meta perfectly one-drifting to the end. The best i could achieve was 3-4th on a 4 players race>>579207585why change the enus to buckingham?i mean the latter has the RR logo but in-world it's an aircraft manufacturer, while enus has all the RR's cars.They've have to rebadge all the cars
>>579283796Rolls Royce is also an aero engine manufacturer, though these days RR Aerospace and RR the car company have separate owners.
>>579284627well one more reason to make more confusing the switch
>>579285017makes more sense than them using Enus for both Bentley (owned by VW) and Rolls (owned by BMW). Bentley and Rolls haven't shared a parent in 30 years.
>>579157610nobody fucking cares this is what is ruining video games fuck this gay obsession with pointless detail
>>579268431No, I don't watch anime and I think plenty of women are hot and you might disagree about the ones I like. Lucia is an ugly spic is all.
Van anyone explain to me one thing? where the announcement for the pc gta 6 huh?where it is?
>>579288596You get to wait 18 months. Cool huh.
>>579288731no!
>>579288175People are being so hopelessly autistic about the beer bottle thing. They already put a bunch of unnecessary details into the game as is. The bottle teleporting into your hand isn't the end of the world.
How will the sexo play out>press rb for heavy attack>press lb for light attack
Did somebody ask for thongs, g-strings and whale tails?
>>579290028for our characters, yeseveryone knows that npcs had more clothing that are unavailable to the player
any word that they will bring back Paramedic, Firefighter, Vigilante, and Taxi side missions?
>>579288965The solution is to move the camera so it hides Jason's hand.
>>579297659the solution is to model the inside of the fridge so every drink option is visible, and Jason/Lucia grab the appropriate bottle when selected. then respawn the bottle once the door is closed.
>>579297095Just play gtao
>>579296214my dude will look stunning
Online sisters..... our response?
>>579299771>Online will arrive with the PC versionExcellentBut also>ForbesIf it doesn't come from Rockstar then it's just dumb speculation
GTAO is where i've spent the most time. But my favorite is still SA. I didn't like it when it was just released. But it grew on me years later. There's just something about it, the small details. Leave the house, play hoops, drive around, go to a gym, eat a burger, tinker my tuner ride, the radio plays stone temple pilots, take a girl on date etc. Three distinct cities and the countryside. It just feels big. Maybe it's the 90s. I dunno.
>>579299771Where am i supposed to realize my agp fantasies?
>>579300198In singleplayer
>>579299908I wonder what they mean by online, SixM could be just for pc
More diverse biker gear for GTA O pls
https://youtu.be/5PEKC28azRU?si=GfivrAGTfLUPEL6H>this game will be the truest to the "grand theft auto" name out of all existing gta games
>>579301345When it comes to vehicles, right? Because it becomes RDR2 for everything else.
>>579299771Nah fuck allat, I might not live that long, so they better hurry
If I remember correctly there used to be a boat you could only access in water races in V. I think it was a Buckingham Tropic (whereas you could only buy the Shitzu Tropic), and it had a sun cover and extra railings if I remember correctly. Is that still a thing in gtao? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned it or noticed it other than me because no one does water races in V.
>>579301475the good parts of RDR2 at least. The vehicles being the main focus of the game is honestly the best route the series can take.
>>579301882boats are a boomer thing, and that generation does not play video games
>>579299771makes senseand they will most likely sell it too just like how did with RDonline, people who bought gta6 will be able to buy it for a discount instead of for freenot to mention the next generation of consoles is only a few years from now
>>579301345>this game will teach the average gamer how is it to have a girlfriend
>GTA6 has specialty garages like Bennys/Hao's for various car types instead of the Universal LS Customs>But they also have the classic Pay n Spray which is just color/repair to evade policeI'm glad Pay n Spray is back
>>579302438>makes senseexplain, the only reason I can see online being delayed is to account for the much longer main story.I keep seeing this sentiment online that "gtao will only happen next year" or "gtao will be a seperate game" and when I ask why is becuase R* doesnt mention online at all on their website, that's the basis of these delusions
Am I wrong in feeling that the Viseris doesn't quite fit?
>>579304724it fits alright
>>579300407no computer will appreciate my plump gams and perky bosom
>>579288461>>579274572>>579280545Just ignore him he always tries that shit with his man jaw obsession and everyone always clocks and makes fun of him for it
>>579299771Literally the same thing that happened with 5 so I don’t there was anyone expecting anything different.>>579275739That would actually be a neat twist. Having him be a double agent of some sort that’s just playing dumb and acting aloof. Don’t know exactly how they would handle it but maybe he has to choose between the mission and Lucia at some point or something.
>>579298210that’s too much effort buddy what do you think this is some kind of billion dollar company be reasonable please GOD
>>579299771You heard it here first. The reason for the delay is so they can semi-port modernized and enlarged versions of GTA 4&5s maps. Some player gear and property will be transferrable from GTAO to GTAO 2.0 but at a price.
I have experienced the biggest case of beginners luck. Played and loved all of GTA games, some less than others, never been to GTAO because I despise that zoomer pay2win shit, but decided to try it just now only because I saw that they added a car I own IRL. I was riding around the map doing odd jobs and shit, when an event where you have to kill targets to reveal a drop started. It went like this. And mind you, this was my first HOUR into online.>getting near the drop in a beat up normal car>decided to call in and spawn an armored SUV I was forced to buy, just in case I get attacked>do a detour, get into the suv as fast as I can and speed towards the drop>in the last kilometer, after not seeing any other players for a while, get cinematically overtaken by another guy>he's heading for my drop so at the last second I swerve and go for the other one a block away and collect it>race to the dropoff point with no major trouble, except one ambush but survive>deposit the drop and feel good about myself, being a new player, and in general not a competitive online type. I prefer SP.>see the other guy speeding towards the point, so I decide what the heck, I will try to do a sniper ambush, but ofc I will get demolished because I'm a nobody and this is p2w>set up my angle so I can see the alley he'll go through probably>he drifts into the alley as I take my shot, KILLING HIM INSTANTLY>I deliver his package, winning the mission>as I drive away in my suv, he blasts the back of my car and starts chasing me as he respawned not far away>he doesn't back down>as the passive mode timer runs down I turn it on just as he catches up with me and showers me with explosives, fruitlesslyI honestly don't even want to play anymore because if this was a common experience everyone in the world would be playing GTAO. Next fun moment like that would probably happen in 50 hours of playtime.
>>579308541i had a feeling something was up considering online is stiil being advertised like it'll be continuing post launch of 6
hi /gtag/, is cyberleeks done for good, has he uploaded anything since the prologue leak/the extended preview? also is there a list of all the different language websites/magazines/youtubers who saw the gameplay demo?
>>579311283>cyberleeks done for goodprobably>has he uploaded anything since the prologue leak/the extended previewno>also is there a list of all the different language websites/magazines/youtubers who saw the gameplay demoask an LLM it could make one for you maybe
>>579305440you post screenshots of your slutted-up lucia to /gtag/
>>579309148This never happens. I'll tell you this, he's usually just going to be on a retard proof flying deathmobile and we'll just one shot you no matter where you are.
>>579304724you're wrong, it fits just about right.if anything it misses the comet retro custom, though with its ridiculous fenders it looks more like an hot wheels than a proper 80-90s 911 turbo
>>579311882So like I said, just beginners luck? Or their algorithm trying to lure me in by matchmaking me with low level retared old people such as myself.
>>579223423Damn are you me you sound like you’re me >>579302169… anymore
>>579311515thanks anon, yea i'll just ask google
>>579190682That's a man ain't it?
>>579318985
>>579269461What a shit take, if you play a female character in a video game you have to go for the straight romance to fully commit to the role of a woman. Playing the lesbian romance is a cop out and shows a lack of commitment from you as a player.
Dog painting my beloved
>>579303876because online still needs to be worked on lmaoooothat's literally the only reason why any announced game hasn't been released yetit ain't ready nigguh
playing gta4 on pc, any idea how to fix the cutscenes? its all zoomed in.
>>579323446cap fps at 60
>>579320821yuritroons BTFO
>>579277634that is 100% a new schafter
>>579321230upset we cant keep this one desu
>>579319349she's 50yo. Think of the children for fuck's sake
I love how it makes so much more sense for Cayo Perico to be a Vice City mission rather than Los Santos
>>579311283yeah he disappeared after the extended lookon gtaforums there's a thread with all the preview content
>Nothing but slop posts for over a day in the generalYep its dead
>>579324015arigato
what gpu is gonna be required to just hit 60fps on the pc version?
>>5793361215090
>>579336121On PC you can tweak all the settings, so it won't matter THAT much.
>>579333878>calling the best painting slop
>>579336121Bodged SLI 5090s, and you'll need at least 128GB DDR5 RAM
>>579336385>>579336734fuck
>>579336950Mind you this is 60FPS at the lowest possible settings and resolution. If you want RTX you're gonna need to invent quantum computing
>>579336121>>579336593>>579336950>>579337016Your future GPUs will have AI that will give you fake frames in order to reach 60. No biggie
>>579337115No mine won't, I only buy AMD
>retards infect the lobby with the new contact missionnever select repo or dispatch thats all youll get from then on
>>579336724imagine caring about kortz paintingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOn_82MKmFg
>>579338230only a philistine would not marvel at the beauty of an aristocratic dachshund
>people call Jason a socially awkward autist when Tommy was super awkward half the time during the beginning portion of VC
