>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>579111642
Hello tarnisheds
>>579168542me and the erg girls
Previously, on /erg/ball-Z...>Anon posted a picture of Queen Marika promising to bear demigod children only to those who insulted dexterity builds. Naturally, a train of predictable strength-worshiping mouthbreathers lined up right on cue to chant the requested phrase like clockwork.>A handful of lore nerds desperately tried to spin Miyazaki being too lazy to design proper endgame wizard boss fights as a profound, galaxy-brain subversion of expectations. They convinced themselves that turning legendary sorcerers into static, non-interactable lawn ornaments is actually an artistic triumph.>Because no thread can exist without completely losing its trajectory, several anons completely abandoned the video game discussion to post cat pictures and passive-aggressively argue about whether orange tabbies or tuxedos possess superior brain capacity.>Players threw a collective temper tantrum over a cheap $5 DLC weapon, arguing fiercely over whether it is a brainless, broken “win button” that kills bosses in one shot, or if anyone complaining about it is just a low-skill PvE casual who deserves to get humiliated in the arena.>A PC user threw a public, expletive-laden fit because the terminally online “streaming cunts” wouldn’t immediately hand over a copy-pasted megamule save link, completely ignoring the fact that demanding cheat files while acting like a toddler is a bold strategy. >Multiple users bond over their shared, deeply unsettling resentment toward Boc the Demi-Human. They genuinely complained about a fictional creature being “too needy” and self-appointing himself as a personal tailor, before the conversation predictably devolved into disturbing, degenerate fantasies.
>>579168650please tell me this isnt ai also 1/3 in nr because im a chud
>>579168595what about nightfarers...
>>579169121they are sleeping
Why would I buy the next fromslop instead of pirating if the devs basically admitted they don't want our money, even when a playerbase of tens of thousands is constantly begging for paid dlc made of mostly recycled content, which in turn is made of reused assets? And after getting the bag from shittendo? I'd rather give my support to someone who needs it.
>>579169157im literally awake
>>579169187How would I grief dad gamers with a pirated copy?
>>579169254"grief" nigga you're getting raped by a 5-man squad 24/7 in the next mainline game the way things are going, and that's if you're lucky and it has multiplayer
>>579168650>whether orange tabbies or tuxedos possess superior brain capacity.Tuxedos are smart, my tux kitty rides on my shoulder and shakes paw for treats
>>579169332God I hope so
>>579169194Nerd :p
gg
>when Leontiel gets modded into Nightreign juiced on balancerslop
>>579169332They can give hostcels all the advantages in the world and they'll still piss their pants and eat shit from reds.>>579168650Grey tabby superiority.
>>579169730>the weak should fear the strong
>>579169545ill get a game eventually hahah
i just died to mariner
frobotnic saved erg
>>579169603gg. Really underestimated how quickly we could have killed the worm so I was avoiding it, we definitely could have gotten it a couple times. My inventory was pretty awful that match so I wasn't sure.
sex with Boc (female)
can't watch this shit no more, this dsjeet SUCKS
shut up chud xhe is valid and loved
Can't watch because I'm phone fagging and it buffers every 2 seconds on 1080p
dr chud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At1dKppYmMApleeease support my waifushe is really good at the game and also cute
go away saarknight
>>579170837soul...
>>579170902my sweaty stinky gamergirl vtuber oshi mogs her though
>>579170902>d3*oof sound effect*
>>579171274and who is your oshi?
>>579170902This isn't the queen of erg though (Pekora) so no
>>579169635I haven't played MMV since the major merge update. Everyone I hear from who plays still it complains about the bosses and weapon balance kek
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-LyYqGS2mo
It's up https://youtu.be/gbyPGo2vWw4
>>579171449nobody asked pedotroon
gg white birds we were kinda zdps but it was nice having a proper fight for a changei kinda wish the great hollow was more common, its a fun map
>>579172282zdps more than likely my bad lmfao. honestly not a huge fan of hollow but i havent put a lot of effort into learning it i usually just follow like a good lil duckling. im back in queue but if yall are done gg
>>579172439i'm taking a break now but i'll can queue later tonight
>>579172282what do u mean my dps is infinite
>>579169419pics
>>579173681retard
>>579168542Elden Ringu, O! Elden Ringu
>>579173865Stop
What's up guys?
gg pretzel
>>579171449why do you queue at such odd hours
>>579174506bored
>>579170432this>>579169419true but tabbies are too and have a lot of personality
>>579173804They really made everything easier for the tendies
>>579174506I will be replaying ER again, first time since expansion release. No idea what build, mb I have an unfinished characters or do a NG+Never played Nightreign, kind of wanna buy it now. Afraid it will probably be a lag fest since I live the middle of nowhere with 100+ ping to Germany
>>579174543why dont you queue during such normal hours
>>579173849
>>579174727are you in queue at such hours
>>579174754thank you, very cute
>>579174873yeah
>>579174641besides buckler none of them are better than carian, they just brought them up to carian's level so everyone doesn't just use carian
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5eLkeJL0M
>>579175174The big one is the medium shield having normal parry frames while also being a 100% phys block shield.
>>579175227yeah but it's also higher weight. the ones that really lost their usecase are small shields. might as well use dagger or caestus now.
>>579174543he's a wagie
>>579173804add the recovery frames, those are important too
ggs horse
>>579174641Genuinely good change because it was retarded having everyone use Carian Ret.
Thoughts on the $5 cosmetic pack?
>The Slayer of Demons>The Chosen Undead>The Bearer of the Curse>The Ashen One>The Hunter>The TarnishedImagine they're all signed up for amateur night at a comedy club. Who would get the most laughs?
>>579176460Chose Undead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEeSDchLhGU
>>579176413>the plight of the brokiesIt should be free because it's bundled in Tarnished Edition. It should cost money because everyone has already played the game to death, there's nothing in this pack that warrants playing the game again.
>>579174398retard
>>579176413Gaming's never been the same since the horse barding incident.
>>579176460Zork
>>579176460Bearer of the Curse probably has the best sense of humor, they're getting the most laughs. Ashen One is probably getting the least though.
https://x.com/ividyon/status/2093346685028069511Wow, they actually brought her back the second Miyazaki had zero control over project.Funny they did that for nintendo release though
>>579176460Which one has the funniest mask + emote?
>>579174754This is not your video why are you feeding him onions
https://www.twitch.tv/flowertiffanywe're all here btw
we're all in nr queue 1/3 btw
>>579177080>>579177003>>579176460>>579177052No one cares about troon souls 2
oki coming
>>579177052im glad someone on the fromsoft teams seems to really like lucatiel, weve fulfilled that promise to remember who through dimensions now
>seething over dark souls 2lmao
>seething over dark souls 2 evandoe it's the best game in the soulsbornering
saying the same thing twice won’t make it true
>>579177961Many feel this way
its been TWELVE YEARS
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE MONA LISA IT'S BEEN 500 YEARS CHUD
>>579178440Not my fault faggots are eternally raped by dark souls 2
going from playing on DS4 to Switch controller feels really weird
playing without surge sprint is so ass
how was the fc yesterday
>>579179629fun
Nightrein enjoyer here playing Elden Ring for the first timeRodricka sounds like Luanne from King of the Hill
>>579179061How is elden ring on switch, do they have retarded "X" for item confirmation from ds consoles?
rate my slop build
Where are the tendie invasions 'ebms?
>>579180158lookin' good anon
>>579180120yes
GG Hotdogs. I hate the guy who decided shop items should have 1 tier lower passives randomly. Halfway towards the end realized the blue weapons negation was only 24%.
>>579180178I could make webms of Stormveil but I don't think it would be particularly entertaining
>>579180382killing stepdads in stormveil is literally the whole selling point
>>579180158b8 out of 10
>>579180382can't you cherry pick any entertaining ones out of your many invasions?
>>579177961Don't do this to the 2 of them.
>>579180315DamnThank god duskbloods has a proper control scheme
>>579180454how so
>>579180453the idea of ruining a timmy and his stepdad's pathetic attempt at bonding really just gives me a warm feeling inside
>>579180606you mean tyrone and his stepdad timmy
>>579180590>missing dex requirement for fists>erdtree seal at 50 fth>all those incants with a whopping 8 mind>hypermaxxing talismans into crit damage after all of thatWell done you got me i guess
>>579180606How would that even work Timmy and his wife's son would both need a switch and a copy of the game
just checked the patch notesgreatshield buffs lets go?!but they raped grav missile...
>>579180741fists only need 8 dex. erdtree has 0 wgt and scales higher than frenzied. it's a crit build with a bunch of filler incants to occasionally snipe shit.
>>579180795You can share switch games to friends consoles nearby to play together...Not sure about elden ring, but usually only shit devs don't include that function
>>579180992Why does that planner say 16 is required for something then
>>579181183some other weapon in the "inventory" that i dont have equipped
>>579180717based black poon enjoyer timmy
>>579181371erm... his wife karen is a caucasian blm supporter
>>579181268Weird but alright. I'd still switch to a specialised seal over erd, and trim the fat on all those incants. I don't know your playstyle but most people aren't going to use all those.
>>579181461wtf is your build lol
>>579181490>191>build
>>579181472idk the seal is 99% for the buffs, i'd only scroll to bote and cycle back to gv most of the time
1/3
>>579180494Don't tell me what to do fag
>>579181791I will queue up but I haven't played ***ghtrein in a handful of months :)
>>5791817910.33333333333333333
>"I'm performing adequate damage, so my hammer must be issuing holy damage">win>look it up>it's notTHE FUCKING BLACK KNIGHT HAMMER does holy, though! Fuck you! The horn instruments'a those freaky bulbs does fuckin' holy damage, but Gurranq didn't think I needed it for his work. Amazing. Fucking jobbers left to rot get holy weapons but the guy in charge of guarding GOD can't do anything for me.
>>579181680I mean, there's nothing inherently wrong of course, and this is just me, but i'd>bump str to 54>drop fth to 30 or 38 for bote>this frees up points for mind>give weapon fire affinity so it still benefits from all the fire buffs>2handing the axe with fire will increase both damage types>use clawmark seal which gets 276 sb with these stats (33 more than erdtree at 50 fth)>trim incant roster down to gv, bote, fgms, gurranqs rock and 1 or 2 more of preference for less annoying cycling>2 handed talisman, dagger talisman, other 2 slots depend on what you're fighting
>>5791817912/3
>>579181791>>579182665I queued but it says 1/3... Why did you block me...
>>579182986lookin for the golden goose woth glowstone use...
>>579182986Have you tried shining St. Trina's Torch on it?
>>579180382post 'em
>>579182894Name?
>>579182894you're almost certainly not blocked
>>579180465>>579180382Please show us some webms of retarded pvers raping you. I need a good laugh.
>>579183079This is a new playfile that was in the cave of knowledge tutorial endpoint where you pick up the holy talisman.
>>579183143Erm explain this then...
>>579183231>>579182986dos why are you like this
>>579182605cycling doesn't matter, you just hold up to go back to the first spell anyway. the axe is only for crits, fists are the main weapon to stance break when i can't parry, so i used the highest str spread that still gives axe its highest possible AR. it's higher this way than going more str with fire infusion, and 2 handing doesn't affect crits.
>>579183296no you
>>579183231Maybe if you use some sort of item editor it might reveal something.
>>579183401>mushjeetaoh nvm im the one who blocked you lol
>>579183484i'm not mush you schizo
Mushpests...
gross pedo / 3
>>579183384Envision your best self and become it bro you are wallowing in a pit of despair of your own design right now. You can ascend out of it any time.
>>579183631Elf isn't online doe?
>>579183385>cycling doesn't matter, you just hold up to go back to the first spell anywayI know, but it does matter when you want to get to your 10th or 11th slotted spell. I'm speaking from experience.>the axe is only for crits, fists are the main weapon to stance break when i can't parry Alright, but probably would have been good to include that in the first post. So what's the reason for the axe over say misericorde? Style points?
5 years later and takeko is still trying to reach 9999 with randos
>>579183938who?
>>579183775it gets higher damage despite the lower multiplier because of the ar, and str is better for fists which are an all purpose crit enabler and status because why not. i'm not gonna be scrolling through those spells mid fight, it's just random snipe/spam options. i guess pest threads isn't much use when i can only "spam" 2.
>>579183938she has, she's just constantly resetting
>>579182894Nah I played with randos instead erg took too long.
>>579182530Is there a single bestial incantation that uses holy damage? No? Then what were you expecting?
>>579184040soulless
>>579184040Based, FUCK /erg/
>>579184047beasts are inherently holy otherwise why would there be a boss called DIVINE beast retard
>>579184298I would hate to fight a divine beast retard... imagine how strong he'd be
>>579184413Not very strong, actually.
>>579184467trish isn't an /erg/ player, you're thinking of Trishtina. That person has nothing to do with our Trish.
>>579168650>completely ignoring the fact that demanding cheat files while acting like a toddler is a bold strategy.
>>579184527troontinche violado de la mierda*
>>579184035actually... i have no idea why fgms is there when it doesn't stack with howl. might as well put flame cleanse instead.
surely you didn't spend $105 on one game
>>579184715I spent like 700 because my gpu needed ipdating to be able to run dx12
>>579184715I didn't, I bought Tarnished Edition on Switch which was only $80
>>579183938She's doing some stupid challenge where the goal is to reach 9999 but she rolls 2 characters to play at random at each depth level and it resets back to 0 if she ever loses a game. This is taking forever because she is only good at Executor and randoms are braindead retarded sometimes.
Grey rolls 3
>>579184467trish is so trash
>>579184949proof?
>>579184914NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T DO IT LIKE THAT
>>579184949He's so uppity and testy. He really should stop acting up around chuds (who own him).
>>579184715uh uh uhuhuh uhuhhuhu uh uh uh
>>579184914Dork Souls 3 is like an Xbox 360 game with no personality
>>579185071look at the webm retard
>>579185232yuh yuh yuhuhuh yuhuhhuhuh yuh yuh yuh
>>579180158There's a glitch with Blade of Mercy where if you use a colossal(not swords) to crit, you get the extra damage buff at the first small hit, which boosts the second, effectively working as a second dagger talisman. The Anvil Hammer and a Flame Art Bloodfiend's Arm are really good for this.
>>579185338you forgot to attach it
>>579184914said everyone
>>579184715I spend that much a month on gachaslop
>>579184715I spent $300 on one gamenot this one, but still
>>579185437cc...
>>579184814it might be stupid but its been amusing to watch, shes had some pretty funny crash outs
Well, mutts are waking up. Time to abandon thread.
>>579184914>>579185076>>579185326>>579185436Best game in the series. FACT
Top 5 erg tgirls?
>>579185232uhuh uhuh uhuh huh huhi have nothing new to be saved sorry
Handholding dark souls 3 haters off the edge of a cliff
>>579185642The ones that will kill themselves for me.
>>579185642Youterrtrishcupcakeelf
why is nobody queuing are we really dead...
>>579185405that's weird, great axe and hammer have the same crit animation. i'll have to test that for sure. those stat and end requirements are steep.
>>579185840Start an FC.
>>579185840i am queued
>>579174543I queue at normal hours
>>579185942I wish you would queue into my DMs
>>579185840Not playing with trash and his simps
>>579185942you're such a dumb slut
>>579185942Male
>>579185642trish - the strongest erg tgirl with the biggest streak elf - the cutest erg tgirlcupcake - the only tgirl to transition before the souls games came out husbandposter - the only erg tgirl to manage to get married temmie - the songstress erg tgirl
>>579185942You flew all the way to Australia to fuck Mush?
>>579186150Blessed Trish post bestowed upon our thread
>>579185840>practice leaves>queue dies
>>579186150good list
>>579186150cupcake and elf are stronger than trish doebeit
>>579186603Blessed cc post forced upon this thread
>>579187021kek trish moment
>>579187021lol cc moment
>>579187021You have to bait out the slam, anon.
>>579187140>expecting trish to know how to play
>>579186860elf is about as strong because both can route and clutch, cupcake will just stare at you and fancy spin instead of knowing how to route
>>579187140>expecting electrical impulses between brain nerve cells from cc
>>579187265>elf can route and clutchlol, lmao even
never call me trish again
>>579187265Trish self assessment posts are cute!
>barely any women streamingWhy do men think they want to be seen.
>>579187108>>579187282how do you know it's cc?
fc 5/6
>>579187402Silly cc moment
>>579187402That sign was there to warn you about the hole
>>579185942>queues pasts midnight>queues at early morning
i dpnt read signs
22:52 for me rn
>>579187662Kissing this poster of webms
>>579187712gay
>>579187629Why are (You) not in queue?
>>579187683Mush?
>>579187769*Glomp*
>>579187815no
Breaking Boc's legs and forcing her to follow me by crawling in the dirt while telling every other npc that they're beautiful.
>>579187920Shiftyduck?
>>579187683Salvare?
>>579187920-rep
>trannyreign posters enter the thread>post quality tanks and becomes shitty inside jokes and namedropping as a form of humour
>namedropping bad evandoe it's really funny
time for god2
>>579188341so cool...
>>579188341Please take off the sissy armour before entering those hallowed halls
>>579187920rr?
>>579188075Tgirls are erg culture newfag
>>579188416more like HOLLOWed halls get it lol
>>579187940>>579187954>>579188427too many aussies
>>579186553Born and raised Jamestown mate ozzie ozzie ozzie we're hitting the tescos with the lads mate
>>579188637Come down here and say that to my face
queue?
stream your playthru saar
Mindbroken by hindus award
this is stupidhoarfrost and o flame go on different weapons, they shouldn't interfere with each otherno, i can't use the other chalice cause i need a deep red slot i don't even want hoarfrost, that just happens to be a good relic for giants flameishizaki please
>>579187629Usually evening/late evening for me during weekdays and some late nights during weekends for me DESU. You guys should stop qing while I'm working
>>579189351quit your job
>>579189251Kek. That sucks. Oh well. Not like o flame is good anyway. It's so bad in the early game and if you have plenty of fire atk+ then any fire incant will do until you find your giant seal
Damn, I should start fasting. Mother fucker looks fabulous.
>>579189461looks gay
>>579189351quit your job desu
Erg girls group frotting session...
>>579189437i just don't feel safe going into a run hoping to find the spell that completes my build
>>579189790cupcake, trish and elf kissing and touching tips…
>>579189437funnily enough o'flame got buffed apparently in the latest ER update, its got better range now>>579189862oflame kinda sucks and as rev, you have to get super close and she doesn't have the dex for quick casting, i'd rather use black flame
>>579187683>not mush>not ducknaefy? or perhaps yoe?
>>579189982....with death. They're all killing themselves.
The Corrosive/Poison Pot with the invisibility spell strat still works with Consort Radahn or was it patched?
>>579189862fair, but what are you bringing a gflame build to that other fire spells won't work for
>>579190430still works
>>579190404erg tgirls are built to last
>>579190617...in hell.
>>579190451Splendid
>>579190729they are all cute demon ladies yes
>>579190430just get good bro like what
>>579190795...and i must admit just told a lie. they are all ugly men and not cute demon ladies.
oh for fucks sake I finally get some time to play Elden Ring again and these fucking retards release an update that breaks the seamless co-op mod, which is where I've been doing all my playthroughs because I'm shit at pvp and don't like interacting with it at all.
>>579190931pvp isn't that big a deal
>>579190931Just rape invaders, its what they want anyway
>>579190931You'll only ever PvP in vanilla if you go out of your way to do so.
>>579190984>>579191043>>579191087seething redcels
>>579186150Good and accurate list
>>579190984yeah but also in the off chance that I can play with a friend it's nice to be able to play without interruption.>>579191043I just really hate the disruption, it really breaks my concentration and feels like shit overall.>>579191087I like to play souls games like a co-op adventure sometimes and it really ruins the mood.
>>579190931You play multiplayer?
Why can't I enjoy them anymore? I want a new game.
>>579191194it's not an interruption or disruption, it's part of the game and part of your adventure
>>579191215sometimes, it's fun to play like a co-op adventure game.>>579191310I'm not a fan of it because half the time the invaders act like cowardly cunts so it's more I just want them to fuck off so I can continue to bully zombies
>>579190881I got my clears before he was nerfed a couple of weeks after the dlc launch, I get my pass to cheese it now!
>>579191426redcels ARE cowardly. hence the cheated consumables and gear.
>>579191426then just keep bullying zombies, what's the problem
>no YOU'RE the cowardly one for not wanting to fight me 3v1
>>579183647im going to rape you
I'm bored.......
>>579191853>chugging during invasions
how do i build int faith for ts new flailwtf do i use the whole game til i get it
SEX! SEX WITH RENNALA!! SEX WITH THE LAST QUEEN OF COWRIA, RENNALA OF THE FULL MOO!!! HIGH IMPACT CRATERS AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH RENNALA'S FULL MOON!!!! SEX WITH RENNALA'S FAT FULL MOON PALE WHITE PAWG ASS!!!!! HOT AND STEAMY, SWEET AND CREAMY PUSSY PUNCTUATING WOMB INFLATING BABY MAKING SWEAT SPLATTERING RING SHATTERING S E X WITH THE SEXY QUEEN OF SEX SEX AND MORE SEXY SEX!!!!!!!! SEX WITH RENNALA'S FEET!!!!!!! SEX WITH RENNALA'S TITS!!!!!!!! SEX WITH RENNALA'S FACE!!!!!!!!! SEX WITH RENNALA'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>why won’t the nasty red man walk into the attacks of my two overlevelled boyfriends and get blendered like the npc’s reeee
>>579191194>>579190931>>579191426Nightreign is literally made for you then
>>579191668it's just distracting knowing somebody connected to my game, I also get paranoid about hackers that invade, it's happened before when we beat the everloving shit out of an invader and they took zero damage despite being thrown around like a sack of shit.>>579191793>>579192023yeah get it out of your system.>>579192069funny enough the time limit really puts me off because I dawdle like an old man looking at everything and screwing around, I hate the sense of urgency, it really kills the mood for me.
>>579168650>users bond over their shared, deeply unsettling resentment toward Boc the Demi-HumanI was the person who started that and I never said I resented Boc. I only said his neediness gets a little annoying.
it would appear redGODS just won again
Genuinly putting out the port of Duskbloods right next to Elden Rings rerelease was probably a smart idea financially Granted part of me wonders if they’re just going to dump more characters designed to be stand ins for their games into it
>>579192023>why won't the innocent whitey run straight towards me while I use my complete immunity from all damage flask AIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME HEFTY POT SAMA THEY'RE NOT PLAYING FAIR
is anyone doing ANYTHING besides rapey poopy webms
>>579192478>>579192023go play tekken if you want a fighting game you chuds
>>579192484Elden Ring fatroll run
>>579192610post screenshots PLEASE
>>579192603redcels fear fighting games like they fear the arena, a fair fight isn't to their advantage and the rank system will expose them as a timmy hunting fraud
>>579192484I’ve been messing with their beta after finding a way to get it to start again
>>579192786Epic
>>579192180Fromsoft games are supposed to be challenging (i don’t think they really are but w/e, they’re marketed as being so)Summoning coop phantoms is the literal easy mode, so and michael zucchini decided to balance it by letting a red man try 1v3 you every 30 minutes when you do so. You already have every advantage, lose nothing for dying, and can just run to a fog wall if you really want, i don’t understand what there is to be upset about >>579192478I don’t use that physick, 15 seconds just isn’t worth the slot and it doesn’t work against physical damage- but crying about about that tells me your entire plan is to press L2 20 times with your phantoms like you’ve done to every boss in the game so far so i’m not surprised that a human who’s capable of processing your behaviour is such an obstacle to you. Also hefty pots is what you choose to be upset by? I have 2 dozen more broken tools on any one of my builds
>>579191297play ds2
>>579192887you don't understand if i die in the game i die irl. \
>>579192716I'm going to stream it, anyone on PC is welcome to join in co-op. I started last night while drunk and lost a bunch of early runes, but it's no big deal.
>>579192963
>>579192484But that's the only thing left to do.
>>579192603I don’t particularly care for the pvp combat very much, it’s mostly skilless bullshit and scams and anyone who thinks there’s competitive integrity is coping or retarded - but getting to ruin people’s runs is great and seeing all the seethers complaining in here reminds me why I invade
>>579192963Why are the movement controls fucked up like that? You cannot do that in any of the other games I think?
>another gay webm where retarded polish host is poopey rapey'd by a pvper invader in 5 seconds
does reporting do anything? or is there an infinite number of chinese cheaters, so even if they're banned there's always more?
>>579192887it's my game I shouldn't be forced to entertain some dickface, especially if they are using hacks, I'm in my late 30s and too old to deal with that, I've also had to leave my game for 30 mins at a time to look after my toddler if he needs something or wakes up from a nap.
>>579193729second one
hostcels officially lost
>>579181461>191>45 Vigorwhy are overleveled players like this
>>579191793>noooo i knew i would be outnumbered and invaded you anyway, you're supposed to fight me 1v1 though >you're supposed to stop what you're doing and fight me 1 at a time>why aren't you obeying the rul-ACK
Is Zork a squid?
>>579193658I like gravitas for elevators
>>579193903how much vigor is the correct amount then?
>>579193790It's the risk you take by enabling easy mode. What is so hard to understand?>had to leave my game for 30minsWhich is a nothingburger if you don't already have a teammate in your world.
>>579192963>dogshit kbm supportkeep it
I beateded the cemetery shade at the tombsward catacombs I am almost elden lark.
>>57919395846
>>579194078>Playing Souls on KBMWhat the fuck nigga? Just plug in a controller
>>579194078>tfw have 1000 hours of dogshit2 using double click as my heavy attacks and parries but also those actions bounds to random keys on my keyboard near wasdit fucking sucks.
>>579194205>he doesn't know how to rebind keys
>>579193790You've been playing seamless lately to avoid pvp? When was the last time you've had to interact with an invader?
>>579194247i didn't want to use a third party software to rebind keys so i went with double click. i normal use shift+lmb or shift+rmb. i have issues. there was something off with ds2's rebinding menu that i decided to stay with double clicking. I think it was because in ds1/3/er kbm you can hold shift and hit rmb for parry but you can't do that in ds2. so i opted for double rmb and then hold rmb + hit C to parry if I wanted to do a setup parry lol
>>579193958I’m just being a jerk mostly. It is unusual you’d go that high and not hit the soft cap of 60. But I mean it doesn’t really matter if you’re having fun. Are your stats meant to just try as much stuff as you can or what is going on there?
>>579194384i meant to say. hold rmb then hit shift for parry* it's the other way around. or just hit control to parry. that's the typical kbm setup I would use but it was not working in ds2
is anyone in queue :3c
>>579192786how?
ZAMN, Marika looks like THAT?
>>579194136I read that as "beheaded"
>>579193790The games are single player, coop is a very obvious afterthought. Nobody is forcing you to get invaded, you invite that on yourself as a balancing choice for enabling easy mode. Are you regularly going afk for 30 minutes with another player in your lobby who just waits for you? And not near a grace? Bc pve wander too, should they remain stationary so you can go afk anywhere without risk of (having to walk 45 seconds back)?At least it’s not demon souls where an afk host gets all their gear broken and gets de-levelled lol
>>579194563Lardarse.
>>579194563>>579194595I got called gay for saying she was fat on /v/
>>579194545temmie?
>>579194563I work with a girl who looks just like this
>>579194585I got Lhutel for it so pretty much
>>579194664She is fat, and that's a good thing.
>>579194002oh I also forgot to mention that matchmaking before the seamless co-op mod was complete ass and only worked sometimes when trying to play with friends, game isn't hard to begin with.>>579194295I did it to play with friends occasionally and just kept going on there out of habit, not having to deal with pvp was also a plus to me because pvp in these games has never really felt fun for me, even when I would be a purple phantom in DS3 it wasn't very fun.>>579194586I don't usually intend to leave for so long and usually I'll just play with a close friend and they are really forgiving if I need to go help give my son a bath or put him to bed.
>>579194664Yeah well /v/ is retarded they jerk off to anything including disgusting pig lards
>>579194563would 2bh
excuse meow is anynyan in queue i wanna play
I'm at Radahn and I still don't find the need to upgrade the starting weapon.Game is too easy sadly.pic very unrelated
>>579194907What weapon?
>>579194879We haven't had a retarded catposter here in ages. I would deeply prefer for you to stop acting like that and type normally in the future.
>>579194907uoh
>>579194950The starting curved greatsword on heavy knight.
>>579194787idk bro it takes literally 5 seconds to warp to a grace going afk and then if you do get invaded your souls are right there, and if for whatever reason you don’t it’s not like graces are sparse in this game you probably lose like an extra minute of time riding torrent back to where you went afk. Having to frequently leave for 30 minutes+ is definitely an outlier experience and i don’t think invasions should be balanced or removed based on your unique situation
How the helly do you beat MMV night 1 Godrey?! He just keeps spamming the stomp and owning me every run. he's a custom boss, right?
>>579194950Sacred relic sword
>>579195193mmv niggas can't even beat fraudrey lmfao
>>579195193ain't no one reading your post with a picture like that
>>579195193> he's a custom boss, right?kek
>579195193Didn't ask attention whore tranny
>>579194557System clock mixed with staying offline I’m guessing, granted all you could do is play the one bot match option
Guessing they didn’t print many copies of the tarnished edition
>>579195193
>>579195193can you erp with me?
>>579195281It is... like a mix of the ghost one and normal Godfrey? I don't know. I only play horseslop ring once. He keeps spamming the arena wide stomp that one shots you anytime he gap closes it's SUPER harddd
Kinda sad the Helice+Reduvia combo doesn't have a special paired moveset.
>>579195557Seems like it, when I got mine basically everywhere was already sold out
>>579195696I love boobs
>>579195837Same bro. Same.
>>579195698elden ring is a collection of disappointments
>>579194563Nice cosplay lardcake
>>579195185well I found the solution to my issue and it was to remove invasions, and like I said pvp isn't fun for me at all so I'm losing nothing this way.
>>579194563nice fat tits lardpudge
>>579195819I had to go about an hour to get mine, and it was only a target that had it.Granted I doubt GameStop orders many anymore, first shipment is always just the preorders while Best Buy is usually preorders +10
>>579196001ds2/3 movesets set everyone up for disappointment. objectively i shouldn't be disappointed by elden ring weapons, but i am because i played the souls games and i expected a massive upgrade. i'm going to ignore bloodborne because i would be even more upset.
>>579196213I still miss them.
>>579196031>>579196067>>579195837>>579195193Please kill yourself thank you
>>579196280Soul....
im still dumbfounded that ER doesn't have a SINGLE vertical UGS
im still dumbfounded that NOBODY is in queue right now
>>579196540I've started playing MMV regularly no point palying vanilla unless ur farming izzat streaks
I wish we all moved to mmv
>>579196280it is sad how they just said fuck it to a bunch of cool stance wa r1/r2 moves. i think the ds3 greatswords are tame in comparison to shit like rkss, aquamarine dagger, and friede's scythes. hell all the paired weapons in ds3 are more interesting than their er counterparts for some ungodly reason.why are we going backwards?>>579196517this too.
>>579196517>Largest weapon category on release day is greatswords with 24 weapons>ONE (1) of them has a poke R2Really jostles my flaps because some of the weapon models would be absolutely beautiful for thrusts, like the Knight GS, but no, you just can't unless you use up your AoW slot.Speaking of AoW, that's a system that has a ton of potential that they didn't come close to utilizing.
>>579194384>>579194496I've been playing every game on keyboard mouse because I hate controllers and grew up on fps/mobas/mmos, you just need a gaming mouse with side buttons and a better keybind setup that doesn't involve anything that requires hitting 2 buttons to do one action its really easy.
>>579196642I read from muni (probably bullshit) that they're gonna add red drop versions of white weapons, sounds pretty cool. There's actually like, dozens of white weapons nobody uses...!
>>579196739it's funny how good this sword has become that I don't really miss r2 poke when using it
>>579196826>hate controllersWhy? It's one of my absolute favorite things about PC gaming that I can switch between controller and KBM whenever I want, even on the fly mid-game. Like when I play Cyberpunk I would use a controller when I was just walking or driving around and then drop it and start using KBM when it came time to do some shooting. I even sometimes use both at the same time, I'll hold the controller in my left hand and use the stick for movement and use the mouse in my right hand to aim and shoot. It's cool.
>>579196990What the hell is muni? Also having more weapon variety would indeed be nice. I'd love to see red zwei and I should update MMV and queue there.
>>579197097Some streamerfag
>>579197097My boyfriend
>>579197064I've been out of the loop, what's so good about it? The reach?
>>579196826i have a gaming mouse with extra buttons but i'm just a stubborn fuck. at one point i did have a side button bound to opening the menu so i could do swaps a bit faster >>579197065i'm a kbm guy but when i played bb and tried controller i found it to be pretty comfortable. it's nice to be able to lean back and just kill shit. the only downside for me personally is how slow spinning the camera around can feel with controller compared to mouse
Miyazaki is obsessed with every character's questline ending in their death.You can tell Nepheli's ending was begrudging because it doesn't feel fulfilling, even though it's very important in-lore.
>>579197097it's terr
>>579197290Bros I'm afraid to watch Miyazaki become a hack like Kojima.
>>579197442>become
>>579197442>like KojimaYou think his story-telling got worse because you didn't understand his earlier works.
>>579197065I'm just biologically non-functional with controllers on a brain level idk I can't seem to make things move the way I want to and the times I tried I keep moving the controller itself like I'm turning the wheel of a car it just doesn't click with me, I like the simplicity of moving my mouse around to look in all directions. I tried a replay of DS1 ages ago going controller only and I got up to the part where I had to walk along the rafters on the roof of Anor Londo with all the dudes attacking you as well and I fell off so many times I just gave up and went back to kbm and did it in one try.
>>579197245when elden ring first came out gs were complete dogshit and slow as balls. eventually they got buffed to being decent. kgs has good reach and at one point had a bunch of pseudo combos going on, not sure if it still does since i stopped playing. r2 iirc got buffed in terms of speed so compared to claymore it's not as bad as it used to be.
so many dickheads on randoms lately
>>579197550Death Stranding insists upon itself.
>>579197442Kojima is a genius though
>>579197654I wouldn't know, I didn't find it aesthetically pleasant (it wasn't what I expected from the reveal trailer (the music and holding the disappearing baby didn't translate to what clips I've seen)).
>>579197290I totally agree on that, a bunch of useless side characters suddenly decide to squat on Godrick's throne because you killed everyone for them and got her a picture of a bird? Makes no sense. That and all the random enemies of the castle remain hostile even when she's in charge and you don't get to kill the traitor if you want to use his shop. Its like getting blue balled.
>>579198460not dark enough.
>>579198246>squat on Godrick's throne because you killed everyone for them and got her a picture of a birdI don't care for this oversimplification. Someone needs sit Stormveil. Certainly not the Elden Lord.>Makes no sense.You're ragebaiting me.>you don't get to kill the traitor if you want to use his shopHis wares are ass, he only gets a single useful item at the end of Nepheli's questline, and by that point you're swimming in runes.
>>579198684You get a limited amount of dragonstones to cap your weapons though, genius.
>>579198882retard
i bought the game and cant even start cause i cant decide what build to go for
>>579197245Unique r1 moveset, similar to hollowslayer/mirrah, followup r1s (r12, r13) are quick. In pvp these follow-ups give it a bunch of true combos (Jump r1 into r1, r2 into r1, second r1 into 3rd r1, jump r2 into r1) which no other greatswords (besides BKGS with same moveset and maybe new greatsword) has. It also looks really nice and it’s long.
>>579199039Arcane
>>579199039dex faith
>>579181429in your raped jeeter fantasies maybe
>>579199039STR/FTH should be very fun now that the Erdtree Greatshield got buffed to be both way lighter and have much better blocking stats.
>>579197550More like he had someone around to tard wrangle him back then and prevent him from making the dumbest decisions unlike now with his movie games.
I defeated Margarette I am almost Elden Lark.
>>579199039Just pick a generic starter like Vagabond so you can try different weapons. Prioritize either STR or DEX and then putt some minor points into FAI or INT for utility. Don't play a casting-focused build for your first time through.
>>579200612He'll remember that.
Q up :)
>>579200246Famously, Konami was concerned about Kojima's art, not its marketability. That's why there's no Death Stranding 2.
when's the FC
>>579197629shoulda played on the pw>its too easy thenjust add some of the ztiers to your fl
>>579200870I'll avoid him by changing the time to sun rise when I killed him he told me to fear the Night so I just won't let the Night happen haha.
>>579200612>>579200870>Smould'ring with thy meagre flame
>>579185113that’s literally exactly what he wants he can’t resist BCC>>579185796accurate
>>579183647He wasn’t expecting words of support that he desperately needs to hear and short circuited
hi guys
>>579201140whats up man
I'm a Z-Tier, anyone wanna play?
>>579177961said no one ever
>>579201140what up homie
>>579199039Do whatever, you can reset your stats later anyway, just level to 300 and put points in every stat, who cares about fair pvp
>making Thiollier watch as I sip Trina's nectar and hear her voice
Is the tarnished edition stuff good
>>579192180>I hate the sense of urgency, it really kills the mood for me.I understand why they did it considering they were going for the whole forkknife circle thing is still pretty lame honestly
>still no seamless updateHopefully Yui will update the mod by September 5th. I am bad at constantly shilling things but I want to mention that I still want to do the erg run and go through the DLC on NG+ at level 90 and I hope some of you guys can join me.>>579201702From what I've seen the starting armor are alright and the new greatsword is good but everything else is either shit or very gimmicky. You shouldn't buy the upgrade pack, though.
>>579188164>>579188341>>579192963no one is saying this
>>579201997buy the DLC for me and sure
>>579201702Heavy Knight is functionally the same as HeroIdus beats out Vagabond for melee Faith build
>>579200246That man was Fukushima and as much as I love MGS4, you could see the results instantly when he stopped wrangling Kojima.
>>579201997buy tarnished pack for me and sure
Now that the tendie edition is out for base elden ring, they can make one for Nightreign with a big patch too!
>>579201702Aside from the broken greatsword and the flail with Karmic Justice, it's all shit that was already in the DLC with worse scaling. The poise tank armor is really heavy, and the idus knight armor is worse than the starting knight armor but a little but lighter. you're paying $5 for overpowered Blind Spot on a greatsword and early access to 4 DLC weapons, if that's worth it to you, go for it.
>>579194975He’s been here for a while and shat up the other place with it he’s just starting to do it again for some dumb reason
>>579202331I actually can’t imagine them doing that with Duskbloods coming
>>579194975Well, you just fucked us by replying to him. He got a response, so now he'll keep doing it. Way to go, you fucking loser.
just died to a chaos ice rapier gigatwink in FotFG
>>579201010I barely get games lately, that's why i do randoms in the first place
>>579202771>>579202627nya nya meow it's a me the mewposter
For once the in-game weapons actually look less exaggerated than the real life ones.
>>579202850You are not xer.
good meowrning my ergyporgys
>>579202832>>579201174
>>579203027Maybe later
the spirit of the super kawaii neko knyaight lives on
>>579201103There’s nothing wrong with liking B*C
>>579197629true, if its not cheated relics or peak meta slop its stuff like thisalthough it was kinda interesting, never seen someone do this before. I assume its something similar to the chainsaw glitch
kektina...
>>579196517>>579196213If there’s one thing that describes this game perfectly it’s wasted potential. Be it the lore, combat, etc. it could have been so much more than what it was.
>>579198460I can't find the sauce what gives
trishuicidio...
>>579200246>>579202147Lol. This actually makes sense. I remember reading about one VA who revealed and complained he didn’t even know how to write a script and actually had to make revisions herself to the one she was given because she didn’t know what the hell was she reading - I love those games but there’s no denying the guy had a lot of help in making them a cohesive reality (apparently with the help of this guy).
>>579203676https://x.com/jw_lulu/status/2093678347805147534
>>579198460very art, much nice
>>579203864thanks
>>579203864>xcancel deadfucking cunt (not you 864)
>>579203745wyldjeetas are so obsessed with incest it's insane
>>579197442hacki has been a hack since shit3
>>579201510>>579198460>>579196990Lovely exeplapmeat
>>579203745Me and my husband with our cute matching earrings
erg is healing...
>erg is healing evandoe it's suffering continuous HP loss
>>579204124sorry just had 3 games and im kinda tired, dont want to risk my streak due to playing bad cause im sleepy
I'm a charger that charges through the night
>>579204449that was a good one +5 izzat's
>>579203745me and creasy with our cereal box prizes
where our streamers at?
please can we queue up I really wanna play :(
>>579203357we know trishtina/t****eeta we know
Does Improved Attack Power When Two-Handing affect weapon arts?
>>579204827name?
I can queue MMV and Vanilla what queue? >>579204878No
>>579204902Ricardo Sanchez
>>579204902trishtina
>>579204878no
>>579202887its' me meow meow tranny
>>579204812
queue THIS sissies, lol
>>579194563Way too fat Godfrey had the right idea
>>579205131disgusting art
>>579205131>fat
>>579205063link me
>>579189578>>579189376need money to afford $80 Nintendo games and horse armor innit>>579205063https://youtu.be/e1JAFHTTqXk
>>579205320I miss >fat poster so much
>Recluse has brown skin>draw her grey
>>579205131>>579205320Nobody likes you, puto chingado.
>>579189351>>579194907>>579185942>>579195193>>579195696>>579195892>>579196990>>579201510>>579204871>>579198460You need to post more we're all huge fans of this!
>>579204213you are a gay without a husband
>>579205520shut up tranny
>>579200962Not sure what you mean.>>579202147>>579203843That’s about what I thought, yeah.
>>579205520make an fc elf
>>579205964took you this long to hate the goyim?
>>579205786stfu mass reply spammer
>>579205520continue makin em seethe
>>579205964This is absolute truth right here yup yup yup this will anger some “people”
>>579205786Keep talking and causing seethe mass replyGOD
>>579205964>deletedwhy
he is the losted and the raped doughbeat
This game is fun. It's like dark souls 1 and bloodborne combined with flash game graphics.
>>579206348He said multiple slurs
>>579205849Wylder is my husband
>>579206385game?
>>579206534we are marching on our way to behead you and your husband in the lands between
>>579206385I liked that game, 2nd one was weaker sadly.
>>579206568Salt and Sanctuary. I could go on and on about this game. It's really solid and unique.>>579206660I tried liking it but it's not pulling me in as much. Combat feels more annoying. World isn't as fun to explore.
>>579206348He's calling out the powerstructure of our known world and going against the influence of the small hat tribe
>>579206534Gay
wow...wtf...he must have gotten really lucky!
Godrick has fallen I am 1 step closer to becoming Elden Lark.
>>579207115wow what amazing luck, even devil isn't that lucky
>>579207115cheat and still don't have bleed on hook or defmotag
>>579207314Cheaters aren't very smartcheated relics on wylder aren't even as good as double balancers
>>579207314who needs those when you've got HP/Stamina for churches/camps
>>579207275Elden lard
>>579207115must be the deviljeeta's relics
Is it possible for a malware executable to be somehow hidden in a Bloodborne pkg?
>>579207115Devil has better
>>579207646Yes. You can hide malicious code anywhere.
>>579206816>>579206385I liked S&S a lot probably because it was a side scroller with some cool ideas that released back when the Soulslike trend was relatively new but it’s definitely an acquired taste that’s not for everything
>>579197550Kojima was really only ever good when he was blatantly plagiarizing the most generic Hollywood blockbusters of the era in which the games were made. He has gotten worse as he has tried to be more original.
>>579207853True. I really like how much it innovates but also remains faithful in other ways. It has one of the best representations of covenants for the pve experience. Their previous history making beat em ups additionally translates really well into how each weapon in this game has a bunch of combos. It's a little rough around the edges but the game feels and sounds crisp.
>>579208256nice picture
>>579205421Gonna start the fat run in about an hour, hour and half.https://www.twitch.tv/drfrobotnik>>579205520>https://youtu.be/e1JAFHTTqXI still owe you all a DS1 egg head run. Never forget that madlad did it.
>>579208256Do you look like that? If so do you want to go out with me?
1/3 again.Also gg Adel with randos.
>>5792087642/3
I uninstalled ER after playing a couple minutes last night and now I think I want to reinstall it again.
>>579207748How likely is it though?
>>579206534Wylder is not real you sad fucking fag
>>579208764>>579208807Did you guys got 3/3?
>>579208538>things that never happened
>>579208256erp with me please
>>579208959No. Still showing as 1/3 on my end probably is 2/3 though.
I'm gonna try Elden Ring Reforged that'll be fun.
>>579208341You should play ska studios' older games if you like a good hack n slash.https://youtu.be/ae4dg58O7bg
gg bird
BIRD'D
>>579209632Playfully stabbing my husband in the stomach
>>579209632>>579208538Kino Wyldbrides>>579209789Behave or no dick for you
>>579206534We know, Duchess/Revenant/Recluse/Undertaker
burning away all of existence for my blind wife!
Can someone fucking tell me or not, are these new Tarnished Edition items paygated? Or can you get them in game without owning Tarnished Edition, you just don't have the starting classes?
>>579210080I haven't replayed the game since release, I just make characters with cheat engine, so idk
>>579210080Everything in the pack is paygated.
>>579209950
>>579209950>>579210450Kill yourselves.
>>579210450>>579209950>>579208417>>579209789Take your tranny ERP over to /trash/ thread shitting maggots
this is why we need to militarize /erg/ with +25 machetes
we love erg tgirls here
>>579210639They get pleasure out of doing this here which is why that won't happened.>>579210823You're brown.
What does Scholar's ult do? Why does it randomly heal me (teammate)?
>>579211054If you hit something affected by the ult then all other everything affected by it take 20% of the damage. You can also use it to heal teammates which I think is an innate affect when you hit something or someone heals.
>>579209950>>579209789Keep going this is funny
>>579210080you can't get them, if someone drops them in multiplayer you won't see them on the ground
>>579210761this isn’t your hindustan slum relax
Sorry Shifty and Ashy. My internet died, I tried to rejoin game and it went into offline mode and took me to the round table not the same session and now I can't rejoin anymore.
>>579211746Cute.
just did my first invasionI killed the guy and his friendfeel kinda bad about it
>>579210634>when she gets no dick for 10 minutes
>>579212027Now you can get the hunter ring and kill mean invaders to atone
>>579212027You should feel good about it.
>>579211917epicly owned, chudly
>>579211628Imagine you're having a nice meal with all your friends at the dinner table. Then suddenly a random crackhead jumps through your window and takes a shit on everyone's plates. Would that be funny to you?
>>579212027Don't. Whatever you can do to them they can do it to you x10 worse and the only reason they haven't is because they don't know about it yet. The vast majority of eldenbabs just want to cruise to the game without ever getting mechanically better at it and would have no qualms about cheesing you to death and then promptly shitbagging you thinking they're hot shit.
>>579212363>to the gamethrough the game*
>>579212260nice schizophrenic daydream but it's nap time for you
>>579210390>>579211674So this same shartyfaggot in the steam discussions forum who left a positive review saying "POORS MAD" is literally just lying? Huh.
So what level am I allowed to beat the Base Game & DLC at to have actually "beaten" the game?
>>579212260He would be the crackhead you're describing.
>>579212884150
>>579213007those turtle guys might possibly be the most kino enemy in ds2
gg chill caligo rip joll>>579211917damn that sucks, it was only regular so you didn't miss out on much
>>579212884rya...
GG Coldog. God this fight sucks as not Wylder, going to get heart attack from all the sprinting required. >>579211917RIP JD
>>579212884The level at which you won't immediately demolish everything.>>579213007Kino.
>>579211691Evan Dough I fight them
>>579212260>>579210639>>579210543owned that threadpest well done keep it up
>>579207275>Elden LarkIt isn't a lark, it's a twinbird, which I believe is some kind of goose.
Weapon sucks.
>>579212260I don’t see what the dsgroid has to do with anything but I agree it isn’t and yet he’s still here >>579185371
Can somebody help me beat Radahn? I just redownloaded the game cuz I want to try the new Leon sword. I rushed to Radhan, and I'm still level 10.PW is burp.
ok im doing bastards stars for my first run. help me find what to run up until i get to it because i understand its sorta late game.
>>579212260That’s not what’s happening so that weird scenario isn’t applicable
>>579213687Radahn is easy enough even SL1, just run around on torrent summoning dudes while plinking away with a bow or magic
>>579213869Bro, your rotten breath?
>>579213735moonveil
>>579213735Why are you doing a shit weapon for first run?
>looking up things before you even start your first ever runbut then again, ''people'' like you are THE target audience for elden ring and duskbloods so i guess you are not to blame
>>579213007show binds
>tarnished edition is out, time for a new playthough with the cool new sword>start the game>remember that i cant sprint >remember that my character has no skills whatsoever>remember that I'll have to get all maps, golden seeds, churches of marina, smithing stones again>immediately stop playing again after killing the tree sentinel Nightreign made base ER unplayable for me. I have been zoomerfied.
>>579213973cause it looks cool
>>579213735Fuckin retard
>>579213735There’s two ways to get it asap, it’s normally mid game since you gotta beat Astel for it1. Beat Radahn, which requires visiting Altus so his festival starts, and then follow the obvious indicators until you reach deeproot and then find the coffin on the edge of the map2. Go to Carian Manor, beat Loretta, and then you can do this insane platforming skip to reach the top of Renna’s Rise way earlier than you’re supposed to. This way is the fastest if you’re lucky, but the platforming is really precise.
>>579213487but... i paid to win........
>>579213905Just use rot pots/arrows, easy to get some in caelid
>>579214001already closed the game
>>579214039surge sprint should be in base game
>>579214046You can learn to be disappointed, just use normal flail and imbue with magic. You can find magic aow in a beach at limveld and stormveil castle.
>>579213007>>579192963>>579187402>>579187021>>579170837>>579193026>>579187662Off topic retard crawl back to your dead shithole general and post this garbage there
>>579214312im pretty good at these games, i dont care if it sucks, ill be fine. it looks cool and apparently jingles when you walk
>>579214282wouldn't that just make torrent mostly useless outside of double jumps?
>>579214060>>579214267>>579210634>>579208538>>579204871Don't post dogshit here
>>579213487This vs Bloody Helice, nobody hits anyone
>>579214468haha the joke is no one would be this mad about posting dark souls in an elden ring thread. funny post anon thanks for the laugh
>>579214252Those can run out if you're shit enough at the game. For rotten breath you just need 15 fth, 12 arc and to be good/strong enough to kill Agheel.
>>579213687>>579213869please???
>>579212832Devil x Cupcake
ran into a certain /erg/ite during switch invasions who will not be named.
thanks for the carry trishtina
>>579213986This, genuinely subhuman behavior. You can even look up stuff you missed after you beat the game blind, there's no meaningful content that you can permanently miss. What's even the point of "experiencing" it if you already spoiled yourself by looking it up? Fucking zoomers.
>>579214683Sure I guess that doesn't really change my point though in that radahn is easy enough solo>>579214739Sure, I'm pretty tired though
>>579213986>>579215051so unc and raped lmao
>>579214683dagron!
>>579212686>>579213805It is the equivalent of what you were doing. Taking a big shit on everyone's dinner and disrupting the vibe. No one wants to see you perform ERP on the incorrect board. Like the other anon said, take that shit to /trash/. They have a dedicated ERP general there where you can live out all your wylder x duchess fantasies with each other.
I know that’s not what I think it is!
>>579215051>itzzz da zoomies!!!!I agree but don’t pretend this issue doesn’t apply to dad gamers and millennial redditors too
>>579215273>It is the equivalentIt’s not.>youNot me. I liked that one interaction in particular which I said to continue. I don’t care for erp in general.
Sorry to whoever is Chud, I forgot this fight sucks ass and I haven't played in a while lol.
>>579215365>>579215245twnbirod
one time I parried the first attack from carian slicer without even knowing the guy was gonna do it :/
>>579214953nyo
>>579215396True
should I do a left handed playthrough in ds2?
Trishtina!
>>579216052based luckchad
>>579216052cringe lucksissy
What's a good spot/level if I want to get summoned as a cooperator on the Shitch? Was thinking about making a build specifically just to spam heals or prayerful strike.
>>579215273not your rapist, not reading that, get some help please
>>579214039aw shucks, pretty soon you won't be able to enjoy anything and become a vapid husk of a person that barely completes sentences.
>>579216683RL20 +2/+1 will get you all of limgrave and weeping
>>579214039>he boughted and didn't playedscammed
>>579214039I think last playthrough I just used a mod to give me all the maps
>someone in erg group defeated a shardbearerCongrants, Anon.
>>579216952thanks sis
Which erg girls do you need to bounce on it most?
give me THE stormveil twink build
>>579217156Dustina
>>579217157Cold Antspur Rapier
>>579175389you're a disappointing faggot
>>579217157For me, it's Venomous Fang buffed with Rot Grease
>>579217364noobbleed antspur with poison mist as ash of war is the king of twinkshit
>>579216952People still use that group pw?
>>579216952thanks i worked real hard
>>579217364They fixed the bug.
>>579217512no reason to take it off really, its not a multiplayer password so other players signs and stuff still show up
>>579217157wait...
>>579216952it was fun seeing those all the time on console early after release for the erg pass
>>579217512I use dsg, erg, and fsg all at the same time. Surprisingly they're all active.
>>579217741it's pan-nationalismpilled
>>579217364>>579217423what's so special about these status builds? yeah timmy won't have rot boluses but he can just flask through it. how do i explode him?
>>579217920It's a battle of attrition he can't possibly win.
>>579217920>how do i explode him?you don't weapons don't do any damage at low levelsgo get hefty lightning pots from the DLC if you really want to do that
>>579217920timmy is probably not a cheating sissy so they won't survive even if they chug all of their flasks
>>579216952I like how that message has two different variations for beating the game. Someone getting the Elden Lord ending gives out a different message than someone getting Age of Stars.
I wish I could play nightreign with cpus but I guess it's too complicated for thatpeople are retarded
>>579217156i need clapcake to break my pelvis with that golden slam
>>578994440 Hey bros. Having fun!
>>579218412shut the fuck up man
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>>579217741Not true>>579214468Flattened that dsjeet cuck
>>579218641I haven't had a single invasion yet on the switch, is there anything I need to do to turn it on?
pelearas contra el caballero del crisol el la carcel eterna?
>>579218412Weird thing to say about a grown man
>>579218412keep talking motherfucker
>>579218641Forgot clip. I killed this samurai duo so much they just started running away from me and if I killed the yellow the host would get sad and stand still.
>I have to buy Idus Knight class for 1 lower ARC than Vagabond on an INT/FTH build
>>579218967that's not fair anon those timmies have never seen madness before
>>579218912dont talk to yourself cocksucker
>>579219015I wanted to get Messmer’s spear and spam that ash but that’s a whole journey and this is the easier spam weapon so I’m just spamming this and sometimes I’ll parry. I’m not good at gank invasions so I just do this and I either win by doing it or I run away and use mobs in dungeons to make spamming it easier.
>just want to watch some NR kino on twitch>it's flooded with 500 channels all doing some EPIC NIGHTREIN CHALLENGE nobody has ever heard of
>>579219110 (me) meant for this cocksucker >>579213221 (me)
>>579219336Can you beat Nightreign while getting random armaments and passives?
>>579219427>>579218649
>>5792189672nd clip (yes the rune count dropped ignore that)
Is there a way to play ER in 21:9 online? Should I get any other visual mods/dlls?
Fatrun timehttps://www.twitch.tv/drfrobotnik
>>579219776>ignore thatNo I will not, why did it drop anon? Explain yourself please
>>579219778I only queue for cute erg girls, are you an erg girl?
>>579219336>NIGHTREIGN ZANZIBART NO PICKLES CHALLENGE !zanzibart !pickleman !losesomeweightfatty>open stream>D3 gameplay>close streamthese things would be more fun if you made them into a drinking game where you drink every time the streamer blames their team, makes bad routing decisions or gets carried by a cheater
>>579219938I was betrayed
where is queen shiftyduck to give us the content we crave
>>579219776>>579220173level your vigor retard
>>579220074you'd be in an alcohol induced coma after one zorban game
>>579218404Well you can just play solo what's the difference
>>579220330I don’t wanna
I want to colonize recluseI want to give her that BWC and make her into my queen of HyperboreaI want to have mixed race babies with her
>>579218404what did he mean by this chat?
>>579219778>>579219947Just hurry up and queue
>>579220502I'm in queue but you have me blocked
>>579220670No I don't I have no-one blocked.
>>579220375It feels too different solo, it can be really easy honestly, but playing with randoms in depths is just too inconsistent, it can be frustratingIt's clearly designed as a coop game but no having no friends that play it sucks>>579220489Pretty self-explanatory no?
So you’re telling me this “twinbird” is also an alchemical rebis like Marika and Radagon?
>>579216773dsg coded
qing
>coinvader wants to watch me honorably 2v1 host and phantom>does retarded gestures>i die>the host and phantom buttrape the dumb coinvaderi hate this game so fucking much
>>579221045jee would've gotten distance between the gankers and himself and then rot pata running attack spam the co invaderthink more like jee if you want to win
>>579221182jee has fucking cheat engine on ps4
>>579221182you're right i should've killed that stupid fuck
>>579221253so? host advantage is so unfair it's basically cheat engine too
>>579221345he has access to all the mats I don’t wanna farm for like all the hefty pots. host and yellows don’t know hefty pots exist.
>>579219427 (me)meant for >>579206324
>>579221412>>579221253Ps4 is basically cheating he reloads his old save so he has all the items again
>>579221476no one actually goes through the effort of doing that except for streamers and autistic pvp people so less than 30 or 40 people overall
>>579221476>cloud saves require ps+literally p2w wtf
So here’s something interesting. I found out today I’m 10% Somalian which explains a lot, such as why I larp as a Nox on an anonymous messaging board.
>>579221962noktily is this you
>>579221962that actually does explain it
>>579221962>SomalianShouldn't you larp as a Xanthous then
>>579222179>>579222179>>579222179Move
>>579222209>pre-750 filtroon threadYuck
>>579219000yes vagabond lost, quite bigly
>>579222209make another without the dogshit image this time
>>579222753idk janny might freak
>>579223107>>579222753forgot to link>>579223072
>>579223107AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why is that shitty backstab whiff animation in the game
>>579221471 >>579219580don’t replay twice you hyper raped maggot
>>579221182Don’t bring up your boyfriend unprompted retard
>>579221962that does explain a lot t*** thanks for sharing
>>579223268We already have a thread up retard
>>579220463Most Aryan post award
>>579222209>>579223268You both need to kys. I can’t believe you’re still doing this shit weeks later.
>>579214634Off topic posts are annoying don’t be retarded
>>579224045even though we merged
>>579183180you can just look in the mirror
>>579224045you're a real weirdo
>>579224167Keep dreaming>>579224589And you’re an off topic retard
>>579225136nice schizo revisionism but no one says that
>>579223543>>579224589
>>579223816I thought aryans were against race mixing
which thrust move is missing on the tendie bigkatana?
>>579225752Get lost and get back in containment threadshitter
>>579227146improving the lesser races is the most aryan thing you could do
>>579227316>>579223072Migrate now, they won't find us here >>579223072
>>579227392No I don't think so
>>579227698true it's quite brown and proudy to sow your superior seed in shabby fields
>>579220173>losing to anyone with Vyke's spear at low levelthat's like losing a gunfight to a knife, turn in your twinking license immediately
>>579227698aryans were not invented in germany though
>>579227698Curstomped that mixed amerimutt, well done.
>>579207406Almost like it's not about using the most boring dpshit with some people
>>579227392based
>>579227698Indo-Aryans (as in the actual people) practiced taking wives from populations they subjugated so it kind of is. Though they probably weren't thinking about that obviously.
>>579235203>>579236142>samefag got xher melty deletedkino for sure
>>579236209>running to jannoids because you’re just THAT rapedThat’s what I thought
>>579235203>deleted in literal minutes while the rest of the thread is left aloneThey have their priorities in order as usual.
>>579236342>schizo delusions of the gaped
>>579236209??? my post is still up? do you know what a samefag is? are you dumb?
>>579236418it’s cus he mentioned you-know-who they’re very touchy about that these days same thing happened here >>579205964
>>579236627He’s retarded as proven by >>579236437 go easy on him
>>578600438>>578593456>>578593593
