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>>579197203Ryan bread...home...
Tachyon LOVE
Digitan LOVE
it's a brand new dayand im gonna cry
I found danchou's Twitter account...
wahey
>still uglythat fucking haircut, I hate you Cygames. Does someone over there just really hate Mejiro Ryan or something?
>>579197352based brown poster
>>579197352thats not mine
>>579197352Mambwo...
Is it right to assume that making UF Long or medium ace much harder than sprint or mile ace? Because of stamina clicks?
>>579197408They really hated the Texas Rangers
>>579197408ryans adorable though... ryan LOVE
this better be enough for this week
My son will be debuting in 11 hours!>Jockey: LemaireDamn french, he better treat my boy right!
suipi
>>579197352Are you that bored?
>>579197592>not at 1mil yetngmi
>>579197727I was too busy making aces and loopingwill start on TT team next week
the collection grows
>>579197352Neth... This is why we had to kick you...
>>579197835You are insane.
>>579197835reeeeeee i'm seething
>>579197398Quiet, you! I'm busy, playing vidya!
>>579197835I'm with you, fellow hoardgod. 25 days until Rudolf joins.
>>579197880that's a little rude but thanks
Ryan's hair literally looks like my grandma's
>>579197970is she single
I updated my character sorter
>>579197970mind if i fuck your grandma?
Wtf are you loopas even looping for the next cm?
>>579198050good list, except seiun
>>579197843you can't kick danchuds
>>579198050I think we'd get along
ejaculated to mihono bourbon
Ryan's hair literally looks like mine haha ...
>>579198256are you anons grandma? if not then i dont wanna hit it
Which way, white man?I will hit speed and power cap either wayquestion is if I want even more power (1250-1275 by end)or try to cap wit tooit should just be wit here right...I'm stupid>>579198242nice
>>579198109Nothing in particular, just the usualPaces might want Steady Gait to make their Gold Skill cheaper
>>579198109I got my stroll gparents ready from loop season so I'm just looping for parents
>>579198285wit
>>579198285Become the witler
>>579198285when in doubt choose the one that gives more SPat least that's what I do when I can't decide
>>579198342>>579198353thank you nonniesthis was next turnmissing racing stam :\>>579198382also fair
My trainee sure is cute (in a non-sexual way)
>>579198469>nonny fagIf I knew that, I would have told you to fuck off.
Thieving cats (uma) are frowned upon at Tracen
I COULD give you 40 SP worth of hints on my first chain and/or solve any gaps in your mid-race in one eventOrI could just not
>>579198472Oguirin is very cute indeed.
Feng Shui? Never heard of it, sounds fucking retarded. But do you know what I have heard of? This really cool town in Hokkaido called Tomakomai! There's parks, and museums, and enough surf clams for everyone!
>>579198676She barely shows up in my runs as it is.Wtf is her problem
>>579198762This feng shui practitioner I met at Tracen flashed me her fat tits so now I love feng shui. Sorry.
>>579198762i went to toya instead of tomakomai
>>579198815Full of hatred
>>579197843fuck you, made me check
>>579198815You used the incorrect honorific when speaking to her and she's icing you out forever
>>579198762don't care about her hillbilly town but I'd put up with terumae's shit just for her breasts
>>579198109skipping the next CM and building long parents
>>579198762I wanna go to Obihiro and watch some draft horse kino live but it is in the STICKS. Tomakomai is too far from there to warrant a trip.
>>579197917
>>579198109just stam medium gp's
>>579197585that and pic related are the only Ryan fanarts I've seen that didn't make me viscerally recoil. It's so unfair>S tier personality>S tier body>S tier fashion knowledge (she put together Dober's summer outfit)and it all takes a severe hit because of something superficial. I hate it so much, Vodka is mega cute, Curretesan is pure sexo, it's not that hard to make short hair look good on girls. They just DIDN'T
Tomakomai is a city and port in Iburi Subprefecture, Hokkaido, Japan. It is the largest city in the Iburi Subprefecture, and the fourth largest city in Hokkaido
Nobody will know
No one here ACTUALLY gets triggered by the N-word...right?
Question: Does Cheerleader King Halo's unique skill check whether you actually stayed behind during the entirety of the first half or only if you are behind by the time you reach the halfway point?
>>579199142shhhhhhhhhhh im serious
fusuposting aint the same after the guy confessed to be a pdf-file
>>579199203your opinion on ryan simply betrays a profound ugliness of character i hope you can find it in you to be a better human
>>579197713
>>579199282Entirety of first half
>>579199345>t. uggo
>>579199271NINGEN
>>579199324Ramonu sex
W.Finemo is my most consistent runner so farthere were like WAY too many pace on day1
>>579199282It is for sure cummulative time, excluding that bit during the opening where everyone is getting into position.
had to afk for a bitis this glue without racing stam?
>>579199324>pdf-filethis isnt youtube, redditorcall him a P E D O P H I L E if he actually is onehaving said that the term is fucking meaningless on 4chan, the site made by for pedophiles(lolicons)
>>579199531>>579199376Thank you.
>>579199324the fusu artist or the original fusuposter?
I have Umama fatigue
Umas that would appreciate a night in, watching House reruns?
>>579199610nah this is good enough, but also ignited wit is also good for fronts with dd now too
>>579199687fusuposter
>>579199756right there's that too...unfortunately these parents don't have it
What do you even do in this situation
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2026/08/27/10810467/fu7177211.mp4Chiyo
Sweepy's career story is surprisingly fun and nice. >special commentary when winning your 1st raceThat's nice
Tomakomai is famous for its major international port, heavy industry, and being a top destination for fresh seafood like Arctic surf clams.
>>579199818thank you anon. pray your car brakes work properly today
>>579199324>this neigha pretending he wouldn't be buds with Big E if he could
>>579199807Tell her to stop whining so I can hurry it along and go drinking with my (adult) co-worker
>>579199857>Tomakomai is famousnobody says this
>>579199639Loli art appreciators are fine. Actually pedos are gross though.
>>579199857I'd dock into her port after eating her clam while groping that heavy industry she built on her chest if you know what I mean
>Pedophilia is bad because... it just is okay!!not a pedophile btw I prefer them post-pubescent
any late-teen enjoyers...
>fought against a Bonochad>Bono won>he's from /uma/I KNEEL
>>579198109Looping 3 sparks was possible with half TP + double rewards. I won't be able to do it this time unless I pig out on carats. So... it's just going to be stam + med + GW for my fronts.
>>579200341taiki not even on the same continent, what a brutal irish mogging.
It's uphttps://youtu.be/31WoRmbeUvM
>>579200321no one's looking to groom you here, sis
>>579200519no one watches these
>>579200395uma musume has been out for over 1.5 years now and you still don't have a med+stam+gw parent?
>>579199456Watch your language
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, hebephilia, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, ephebophilia. Pedophilia is not merely the attraction to anyone under 18, but rather a totally separate disorder (not a legal term) listed as a sexual-psychological disorder categorized under paraphilias, a group of sexual-psychological disorders in the DSM-IV and considered a disorder under the standards of the American Psychological Association. Many people could be considered ephebophiles despite the fact that they themselves may not know the term, much less what it means. Through a peculiar turn of events, ephebophilia and hebephilia became grouped under the very general and inconclusive cultural term "pedophilia," and the majority of people using the term are unaware that they are referring to non-paraphilic sexual preferences that are unmentioned in the DSM-IV and occur relatively harmlessly in a great deal of the population. There really is a pedophilia, and these people may be referring to it, but nevertheless it is a small part of what is labeled under "pedophilia." Pedophilia is labeled as a paraphilia because it is by nature unhealthy. Paraphilias are all unhealthy and destructive to relationships, but are restricted to the definitions set forth in the DSM. Pedophilia is simply grouped with the non pathologized conditions of hebephilia and hebephilia because they share a few similar traits. In reality, pedophilia separate from both and should be treated as such, and many people described as pedophiles would be better described as hebephiles or ephebophiles.
>>579200539I do, the cingray cast game of life was fun
would rice say that
please travel to tomakomai please please pleaaaaaseee
>>579200539wrong
>>579200538please?
>>579199857Huh? What did you saggy say?
Did you pull for Halloween Doto?
>>579200539If I was good enough at japanese to understand what they're saying without having to pause every 5 seconds I would. but this world is a cruel one
>>579200541You can luckshit more white sparks since there's more SP and we have better cards now. Like this shit was back in Unity.
At least I don't have to check and glue my 260/260 umas every single day now haha...
>>579200753yeah I wasn’t planning to originally but i will be skipping the festival manlets now
>>579200703you'll have a better shot doing this on twitter. or in like 9 hours when it's indonesia&Co hours.
>>579201034dickhead.
>>579200703heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>579200323>bono>nishinowait is this THE bonofag?
>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~!
>level 5 support chain frequency in Senior year>Not a single chain event goes past the 1st chain>get 5 days without a single event happeningI'm noticing
>>5792006394chan knows the difference even if it doesn't know the wordsoccasionally there's an unironic lolicon post and it wigs me the fuck out
My trainee has fat saggy tits and they're seducing me unintentionally
>>579201164What if these chain frequency give something like 1%?
>>579200753I got her off my daily ticket.
>>579201227it's intentional
My trainee has no tits or ass to speak of leading me to instead focus my lust on my adult human coworkers.
>>579201227That hardly narrows it down....
wasn't Taiki's unique supposed to proc on this track
>>579201143hiii...
>>579201164>get to URA finals with 35% priority>only 1 rainbow for qualifier, semis, and final training each
>>579201364Inari One standing on a stool
>>579201261did rogotaipu really do this?
>>579201391it activates regardless but it only lasts long enough to be useful on taiki herself
>>579201364is inari standing on a stool in this one or what
>>579200539I never miss an opportunity to watch Ace
>>579201467I actually completely forgot its conditions and get upset when it doesn't automatically activate
>>579201431>he fell for the priority memeoh nyo nyo nyo
>>579201329>>579201364Saggy tits are too powerful...
>had so many points that i could buy 18 songs before 2nd summer>didn't get special live
>>579201464
>>579201548special live is 20 songs anodacchi...
>>579201391Inherited no. On Taiki herself it is only effective for a very short duration.
>>579201590nyo it isn't
WP-ANON, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! It's time to pirate this game!
>>579201350>human
>>579201531to be fair if it doesnt activate it means you got really fucked over. reminds me of that one taiki meta CM where some people were inheriting pump on her because it was likely that most rooms would have 3 taikis and probably 3 fronts too...
>>579201423uid???? ur very mature for ur age btw
special live is +3 more all stats and 1 gold skill hint stop being so obsessed with getting it
>>579201423Just install grindr like a normal slut
I love my genius wife!
>>579201548yeah sometimes the special live confuses me. i got it last career with 15 total songs somehow?
>>579201716803837256004
odds I stay sober todayevens I don't
>>579201847I don't believe you
>>579201697The ears and tail and (mainly the) preternatural strength freak me out. Sorry.
>>579201847did you buy some of those songs in the 2nd half of senior year? that must be the actual trigger
>>579201548How many songs did you have when you arrived at the special live turn then
>>579201451>>579201475This is bullying...
>>579202098yeah. i play this game half asleep most times and just forget to buy anything until the last second and dump all my currency. yes i know this is bad.
>>579201953this sucks
>>579202143i love mama groove and the groovelings
>>579201579cygames really looked at this guy and thought that making him act like Fuji Kiseki (aka: flirting with everything that has a pulse) was a good idea.
>>579202209I also love mama groove
>>579202270it cant be helpedhe was a big stud
>>579202145i had 18 when i went into summer and didn't buy any more until before URA finalsnormally when i have 16 going into summer and then i buy 2 more i get it
>>579202270Fuji's just a smooth operator. The one you posted is an actual sex pest.
>>579202368me on the right
This is nice... Isn't it?
>>579202359Someone should do a hello HR edit
>>579202403wheres your eldest sister so I can have sex with her
more like inari plap
Where is schedule for next month reeeeee
Rulership is a lady not a chud
>>579202403what’s your younger sister’s uid
>>579202524I ate it
>>579202467you can only plap that info out of me
>>579202438mambwo...
>>579201953it's ok, I will drink in your absence
>>579201673Did they update it again?
>>579202438good timing forsen is playing mgs4 right NOW
>>579202586So you're the real reason Verxina can never score, huh
>>579201953i’m have a bottle of whisky with my name at the bottom
>>579202634i dont care for your TRANNY VTUBER PEDO
>>579202543This lady spent an hour crying when I counterspelled her big finisher
>>579202634I just finished it again
>>579202586no way fag
>>579202359They finally made a REAL boyuma by making him completely and utterly unable to keep it in his pants. We've come so far.>>579202451I've been thinking of doing one and maybe this is my sign to get off my ass and actually do it.
>>579202270is that tokai teio and no reason
>>579202524there's nothing to schedule
>>579202438
>>579202543This “lady” physically assaulted me when I repeatedly used my hero with 1 Phoenix to cast Armageddon on her biggest stacks.
Shichi is cute
>>579202618Seems to just be a random sale they're doing, the last news post hasn't been that long ago either.
>>579202864We're not uma&co bwo leave it in the club
>>579202864The /Uma/Club sabotage was a success
>>579202864
>>579202864orange umas are evil
>>579202864this is fake btw
>>579202864neth is leaving?
how do i set my event skip to zoom through scenario events and card events but not trainee events i havent seen before?
>watch witGAWD's video>next CM is hogslop horrible
It’s shocking to me that some of you “people” actually interact with your clubmates past requesting shoes and posting the new Kris S sticker.
>>579202864So much for 1 career every 3 days, I don't think the guy flatlined a single day
>next Sunday, September 6th, is the Hopeful Stakes (American)Are you feeling hopeful yet anons?
How are you guys spending your tp pots? I feel like I was supposed to spend them during 1/2 tp, but I pretty much looped nonstop last month and still have 160 TP pots left>you didn't loop that muchI earned more than 200M fans this month
>>579203086I don't know how to talk to people4chan isn't real people
>>579202935FactsMambotards are FAGGOTS
Top earners should able to get special treatment so there are incentives to not leave the club
>>579203210I’m not, I have like 100 left.
>>579201548alright this time i had 17 by summer, then bought one more, and it still didn't triggerso you must have to have 18 songs AND buy at least 2 of them in the 2nd half of senior year
>>579203210Save them for the next half TP event to turn them into carats at the most efficient rate
>>579203223>pot calling the kettle black
>>579203086sometimes people ask questions in club chat and I do my best to answer them
>>579203368Why are you thinking about blacks?>Mambo is into BBC
>>579203217WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ANON HAS SO MUCH TO SAY BUT WON'T SAY IT IRL BECAUSE HE'S TOO SHY SO HE TALKS TO US BOTS WAAAAAAHHHHHHH
me when I download a video game
>>579202864fyi when you post chat screenshots like this its really easy to figure out who you are
>>579203547retard
>>579203485No, it is mostly TV static
>>579203591not if you know how to counter it
>>579201149Yeppers
>>579202898Maybe after I finish this in-game year in WP
>>579203086I actually have a soul and am only mildly autistic
>>579203706me on the leftneed a ring on my finger already
>>579203591I think I found him too kek
>>579203086Same, but we once called our clubmember fat, it was cute>>579203435Based Kris S poster
>>579203709Good luck with that, tho I doubt you need any at this point.>Fleischkase>Agemasen BEAM>middle fingerWhat the fuck
I should probably just use the one with more whites rightno uma stan or racing spirit skills kinda blows though
>>579203591How would you know?
Some spy could leak something from autisuma right now
>>579203928This is a keep grinding angle
>mambo cybersleuths immediately backtrace and execute their leaker>meanwhile uma&co members literally cannot even masturbate without someone spying on them
>>579203485nta but it's usually frowned upon irl to very brazenly talk about how much you want to fuck a character from a videogame. Which is why I choose to talk about said things and the like here.
>>579203908At this point, I am just playing with the genetic make-up of horsesBoth Fleischkase and Middle Finger are names given by anons. Agemasen is the crown name for my in-game club (like Sunday Racing is Yoshida's club) horses, beam is just what the game added on its own
>>579204101Club spying meme started with Mambo having a spy for months bwo...
I want to have a toxic relationship with Super Creek. I resent being babied but the umapyoi is too good.
at this point in your training career you should be able to tell what skills work here and don't at a glance, right?
>>579203965I shouldn't be saying this, but since danchou's message was less than a minute ago, you can open mambo's page on doxxgenesis and search the most recent online memberst. spy
>>579204369My cum inside maruzensky. And Bourbon. And both Suzukas.
>>579204019Imagine if she started involuntarily lactating during a race and came back to you all wet with sweat and breast milk haha
>>579204430PumpuMPBNothing else is relevant to me
>>579204460You can't according to Chrono I've last logged in the game 2 hours ago which obviously is not true since I did my dailies today
>>579204430Yessir... it's another AASkino CM!!!! (all of them)
>>579204460Does chrono even update that frequently?You are supposed to leak days or hours after anyways.t. spy
>>579204430Let me try!Angling and SchemingFestive Miracledober and ryan unique
>>579204430doesn't matter and don't care, I will be using my cute Princess no matter what
>>579204430yes sir, I am sure Corner Connoisseur works here
so were umamusume involved in executions by quartering?
>>579204510CUTE i need to read all manga about uma musume
>>579204648Long final straight means dueling is decentTheoretically, backliners should have an okay time catching upTheoretically.
>>579204732She's going to die with that stam.
this thread has been dogshit ever since GL came out, nothing but club drama and faggots spamming umas that won't come out until 2028 at minimum
>>579204430I still don't know how corners work from track diagrams like this. If you give me the flat umalator diagram then I can tell easily
>>579204732>witletlaughinggrass.jpg
>>579204460well it says 1m ago but you dont know if it was actually 1m ago or if that anon took the screenshot hours ago and just posted it now
>>579204816>ever since GL came out, nothing but club dramadid you start playing during GL or
>>579204816This one is cute though, so she gets a pass
They did a good job with the design of the new uma who is cousins with Biwa and Brian. Her design feels like it fits the Year 1 characters pretty well.
>>579204816this post is only half dogshit, GS is kino but Diablos is cancer and gay
>>579204875That's why only real mambros can easily figure it out
>>579204938just bonk him during charges bro it's literally a straight line
>>579202864Is the different club Exceluma?
Umama constantly laughs at and belittles others then posts stats like this >>579204732
Rulership is probably on the level of Nattie in terms of GF one would want IRL, she is SSS tier
I would not feel a thing if danchud decided to kick the bottom five earners on september 1st
>>579205145That's why we make fun of umama. It's tragic irony
>>579204816Late month and early month is always club drama prime time cute tourist kun
>>579205157Whats the point of posting this if youre going to censor 60-80% of the message
>>579205160Ok bro i get it i will roll her, i like NN
>>579205160you are just gay nigga
>>579205212truelate month being the last two weeks and early month being the first two weeks
>>579204928Who?
>>579205160dating a high maintenance girl like rulership is hell on earth, manenjoy having her spam call you in tears because you didn’t immediately reply to her text because you were in a work meetingnatie is pretty great though
succubus
>mambo has a secret career event to beat nice nature in the arima kinen and it gives you bonus stats and free hintsmeanwhile other umas have a career requirement to beat 800 stamina mcqueen in the tenno sho spring and your only reward is being allowed to keep playing. what the fuck man
>>579205239i had that one lying around but ended up being so tame compared to other stuff posted
>>579205160she's rich enough to the point where she barely understands money. she could be the ugliest fucker imaginable and I'd still want her.
>>579205334Phalaenopsis. I had to google how to write her fucking name.
>>579204795you don't play the game.
>>579205456post your winrate. oh wait
>>579205456hows she preforming? my machan isnt doing too hot...
>>579204974I am literally logged into the game right now and it says I was last active an hour ago.Same on chrono, last active over an hour ago. You method is not accurate at all
>>579205456>ug7Lol
>>579205456>no racing spirit stamina>mad dash>second windYeah into the thrash it goes
why am i seeing repeating postsis the general looping
>>579205454OhhhAs long as you start it with Ph and end with s it should be fairly obvious who you’re talking about, so don’t worry too much about it
>>579205606Always has been
>>579205212>a three(ish) day meltdown every month over every instance of petty nonsense are we women?
why does the timeline say that there's still three more months of grand live?
i just looped in my pants
>>579197835>>579197923why?I genuinely don't understand why you wouldn't unlock a trainee when you reach 150. What's the reasoning behind such a seemingly absurd choice?
your parents must have been looping too
>>579205606Not anymore…
why are tourists replying to my posts
>>579205702Because there is? Whats the problem
>>579205454I already claimed her
>>579205827have you played grand live?
>>579205765karma points
JP spammers be like>this character I made up in my mind through fanarts I can't read and has none of the personality traits the actual character has both positive and negative is actually the best girlfriend ever
yeppers
>>579200541parents made prior to MANT usually have dogshit affinity, anon. What good is it to have your own 9* stam parent if you're only getting 30-45 stam per inspiration?
>>579205408Speaking of. What the fuck lmao why is it anime McQueen? What is even going on in Mambo's career
>>579205861Scenarios are 4.5 months, whether they're good or bad.Unless they're actually criminally bad like mant lol, which GL is not.
>>579205684With the amount of ERP this thread produce we might be
>>579205864Benis bros...
>>579205965>GL is notlol
>>579205861nta but yes, still better than MANT and GM will not be an improvement, so no reason to be boiling over time remaining
>>579204430I do not know what skills work and what skills don't work at a glance. Can you please tell me?
>he can't understand basic nihongo
>>579205765At this point we're posting just to bait you, specifically you
>>579206101no i cant. i posted that as nerd sniping bait hoping someone would explain it.
>>579204430triumphant pulse, nothing beats that
>>579206021My girlfriend is turning into a beautiful lady
>>579206030The french slob is sex
>>579204430>Red Shift is dogshit>againWhy did they give Super Car such a shitty unique? It's so unfair. Red Shift has worked what, 2, 3 times in the 18 months of Global?
>>579206030wait until they found out she's not a shy french girl but a cold bitch who lives surrounded by trash
Endchuds, are you ready to get 50/100 free pulls on Sweep Wit?
I want to be raped by a yandere Cafe
>>579206246PUFFY
Seiun sky Parent with 2 Stam, 2 Medium and absolutely none of the good Front skills? Yep it's time for some Ace runs
>>579206148Figures. I just wondered if there was a genuine, specific reason, but it sounds like there isn't, just collecting umas you're not particularly interested in.
>>579206365the card is literal garbage so i don't care
>>579206315how can you tell...
>>579206182>Loli Dia is hotter than mature Diawhy? Just why would they do this? Are they trying to make me a lolicon?
>>579206350Literally me
is it shitter hours yetcan I queue
>>579205368High maintenance as in she wannts to sit home and play vidya/boards all day lol
>>579206547Helios...
>>579206448The real answer is probably something you already seen before but it's to minmax incase of getting spook by the umas to not 'waste' the 150 stars, not unlocking them right away because we don't have a particular use for them yet. Now with this posted the mathschizo will lecture me about probability or something soon
>>579206550Red Shift activates when you're 1-5th on the final corner or later. The final corner on Kyoto 2200 is hundreds of meters into late-race and your uma will already have accelerated to her top speed by the time it procs, making the accel pointless.
>>579206547>Mejiro Hospital>look at the infidelity rates of female nurses hmmmmmmmm
Sex with cafe….
>>579206809>mathschizothat was me, probably, if it was a lecture about <0.06% chance or something like that.
GL sucks because the speed cap is too high for it being the first time the 1200 cap was broken and supports aren't strong enough to reach 1600 with only 2 or even 1, completely unbalancing the token economy as you will always want to be focusing on speed GM will suck because the scenario gimmick is really chaotic and having no pal/group card on release made getting the gold skill in the end very hardL'ARC is when the game gets good again, although the mid senior battle against Benis and King Halo's dad is a tough wall for many people
>>579206965even though the probability is miniscule, there's literally no benefit to unlocking them until you want to train them, so it's still optimal to wait
>>579206731did the fan art not depict her violent emotional outbursts when she has to do literally anything or what
>>579206365???im running sweep herself THOUGH?
>>579207172swoid toshoid
>>579206992retard
>>579206591Like a diamond that sparkles in different ways according to your perspective, Dia has and will always be beautiful regardless of age.
>>579206687The SHITTEREST time imaginable is ~30minutes after reset when everyone is preoccupied with their dailies. You can probably get to A finals with open league tier umas if you queue then
>>579207058>until you want to train themcan't really argue with that. I only chase after umas I want, though (Rudolf and soon-to-be Oguri so far), so as soon as I get them I start breeding. >six months until I can unlock Narita Brianpain
>>579206992idk i kinda like just being a speedhead. also it changes what tokens you get pretty regularly.
>>579206124I will never understand someone who is into weeb hobbies for over a decade+ and can't understand basic conversational nihongo
>>579206731are you forgetting this is a game about horse racing bro? she's gonna sit her ass home all day and throw huge tantrums whenever you tell her to go to train because she's an spoiled bitch
>>579207074I fail to understand how this could be an issue, the idea is to do nothing together
>>579206992>completely unbalancing the token economynah it seems like they balanced it towards having more da/vi points
>>579207243based Diafag
>tfw cafe will never make me coffee to my taste
>>579207398wait that’s so true
>>579206820but on that map it looks like the final corner is right before late race...
>>579197203looks UGLY
Wtf is this
>>579207753retard
holy shit
Hello friends!!
>>579206687>>579207254There is NEVER any shitter hours. You will match with any trainer who put a ticket in starting from reset, whether they're queuing at that moment or not. Hell we even see people getting matched with ghosts of trainers who are also matchmaking at the same time.
>>579207785tsukaima
>>579207794Hiiiiiiiii babydachi hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>579207484Coffee is just worse water
>>579207292you're still left with a higher amount of dance tokens in comparison to others tho. if the cap was 1400 you wouldn't have the need of going 3 speed and could use that extra support for another facility
>>579207058Actually there's no benefit to hitting 150 stars with them because you can get a star from the daily shop, saving you a day's worth of grinding. What I'm trying to say is that you've autistically hyperfocused on some insanely unlikely scenario while missing the far more probable one.In short, you've made a total misplay - possibly several of them.
It's up
hello global umamusume serverI dare not to insult the danchode of the general so please tell me the official partyline what umas I am allowed to "simp" since unreleased girls seem to be ... out of the line
>>579207794Hello babydachi
>>579207871i stop at 149 so that i can still unlock them on short notice but also to compensate for the small chance of a daily shop star piece
>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5I HATE MILES
>>579207926Brightbro...
>>579207681no, that's the third corner. Fourth/final corner starts later.
My wife is so cute
>>579207947LUNA SEXI WANT TO USE TANUKI LUNA LIKE A TENGA
>>579208020Same
>>579208021mejiro mcqueenyou are not supposed to do mile races, you don't have the aptitude
>>579207753This is insane lvl of rigging in grass wonder company >afwul mood>no light hello>suddenly light hello proc, her event procs, 1 even of Kita black procs all at two turns>great moodyeah right retard
>>579208021>failing to qualify in the oshikino CMshiggy diggy
>>579207794Hello weirdo!
>>579207926Thank you seriru very cool
>>579207852>>579207947
>>579208021McQueen wouldn't say this, she would say "I am not particularly fond of mile races, and I would like to have sex with the anon posting what I would actually say, desuwa"
>>579208104the different ways anons play the game is surprising, sometimesglad I didn't have to grind Sky (she spooked me), making fronts became much more tolerable after I got her.
>>579204430I only care about fronts and I can see that AnS worksthat's good enough
>>579208229
>100 word essay due Monday>need to start making Aces for next CMit's over
WHY WAS THIS MILE THE HANSHIN TRACKIM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THE FUCKING HASHIN RACETRACKENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>579208135Hello, my name is oshikino CM
>>579208030it looks like it's right in the middle of the big corner part? is that too late?
>>579205864can't you read japanese?
>>579198762
>>579208348does AnS ever not work
>>579208351bro just write some bullshit and the words will start flowing
>>579208359Oink oink oink
>>579198854you have to be 18+ to post here
nobody can read japanese
>>579208503retard
Why did I even buy restraint
>>579198762I am going to Tomakomai.
ウマ?
>>579208492Most spurt tracksChukyo 1200
>>579208492Yes, if late race starts on a straight And then the other Seiun works (sometimes)And if not the other SeiunThen Victory cheer works (sometimes)This covers almost every practical use case
>>579208654it felt good
>>579208438this one is even worse as she not only looks like an NPC, but she's also not in-game so all her personality is made up
>>579208351>100 words essayFaggot, your post is like 1/6 of that
>>579208492As long as late race starts on the final straight it doesn't workbasically chukyobut fronts have AnSAs well as NN p3 mummy creek shenangians
>>579208747hello tourist
>>579208668she's not that big
Feng shui is good for you
>>579208650I'm in my 3rd year of college and never had any problems with writing essays, just sit your ass in front of the computer and start writing random bullshit until you think of something
Feng Shui isn't real.
>>579208770I meant to say Victoria por Plancha
>>579208747I could be your father
>>579208891>>579208829
Oshi merch status?
>CM18 aces due tomorrow>need to start reading a new visual novel
>>579208951Why aren't youMy mom is single
be kind to newfags
mare race means mare aces
You're laughing. Mambo is about to drop out of A+ rank right before the end of the month and you're laughing.
Coffee is good for you. That’s why I want to lick Cafe’s coffee soaked stirrups while she wears them
hate tanukishate cryershate babydachis
>>579208902orange machitan wouldn't say this, she'd see someone buy into rickey's bullshit and proceed to stumble over her words and end just spouting incoherent nonsense at them inbetween tears. source? my dad works at cyge.
>>579208873Says who
>>579208902Fuku would NEVER disrespect Master Rickey like this
>>579209126
supiki
>>579208902?
>>579209094It's Mile Ch
https://x.com/oiovii/status/2093611727577563472
>>579209402not current one bwo...
Rickey-cute-sweet voice-believes in the ancient art of Feng Shui-loves children-great skillsFuku-ugly donkey-crystal ball gypsy bullshit-shrill voice(to get you to cover your ears so she can pick your pocket gypsy style)-believes in some bullshit god-looks like a walking scam
>>579209440>tail wrapping before bare ass slapping between Sirius and Rudolf Hot
>>579209337cryer
it was never about fuku vs rickeyit's about rickey vs that chud from japan detroit
can I proc groundwork with purple skills
>>579209440which anime was this animation from, was this to love ru, nyaruko san?it's been so long I forgor
t's called SPEAKI
I wanted to spy on Uma&co but seeing their chat logs just being gay turned me off
>>579209735idk I don't have an x account and it doesn't let me view it without an accounttoo bad it's not possible to post IMAGES AND WEBMS on this imageboardnope have to post zero context links to x insteadfucking
>>579209730Yes, actually
>>579209735nta but it reminded me of highschool dd ending
Yeah sure bwo
>>579209808just let them be the cum rug
>>579209949OH IT WAS NYAN KOI I REMEMBER NOWhttps://youtu.be/MVjya_57uEo?t=67it was pretty funny for a harem romance
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R
>>579209094unironically imagine a threesome with these two. How they would both aggressively fight over whose turn it is and how horribly heartbroken and sad one would be if the other made you cum
YAENO MUTEKI!!
>>579209808>being gayIsn't that the whole point? Why else would you want to spy them for? Do you actually want V to help you with CM?
Vodka is ugly and dumb
>>579210086Based i wish she would spooked me
>>579210039what even is that anime unchaven't heard of it
>>579210074Be for real anon-vodka is getting double teamed by the trainer and daiwa scarlet
>>579210074I'm not going to imagine this because I don't like the idea of making Uokka sad. Yes, I know what this implies.
Fuku is ugly and dumb4 and she fucking dies
>>579204276>Names given by anonsExplains that... those pesky germ*n anons
>>579210074they’re raging dykes so this would only work if you’re a female trainer
>>579210198it was the standard harem romcom from the early 2000's
>>579210184She's quite cute
how do you guys cope now that half tp is over, i'm relapsing
>>579210313I liked her in anime yes
I hate Luna.I hate her so much.
>>579210295feel old yet?haven't even been born yet
>>579210352DOnt matter still the same at my McDonalds Job
>>579210086
>>579210352just means careers have gone from 45 to 60 caratsnbd
>>579210370She loves (You)
>>579210313she’s a real goober
>>579210086SOVLno mVteki... i kneel...
if you only have 3 songs before a concert and you are at the selection for the 4th do you immediately buy it or save it for the next semester
>>579210431Everyone knows that's Bamboo Memory!
>>579210491Buy it
>>579208370knock yourself out testing if you still don't understand. Red Shift procs 88 meters into late-race, making its benefit within the margin of error. It is not worth it to spend 120-180 skill points to gain 0.23 seconds
The post anni flatlining has begun
>>579210491save it
>>579210413lil cheetus...
>>579210552i believe you, i just don't understand how the track map indicates the fourth corner basically. or maybe i dont understand at what exact point red shift is activating there.
Fuku is a cutie7 and she willl have happy and fulfilling life4 and Shiraoki rapes your ass
>>579210662Fat fuck
nobody would borrow something like this rightnot with these pinks
>>579210694AIEEEEEEE
>>579209912I want to build a meme Taabo that procs groundwork off of all purple skills, hahaha
>>579210694NOT LIKE THIS
>>579210491buy unless>the selection sucks dick>you're in classic and early senior (because you want to save for the sp songs and +10FB respectively)Buying culls the song from the selection list so that good songs can appear. And doing song carry over is quite expensive and it will lock you into the old half-year's song until you can buy it if you don't have enough tokens
>>5792106947 and I rape Shiraoki doggy style
>>579210730>gatekept>G1 Averseness>idk goodluck anon
>>579210719There probably will for next CM thanks to witgod
>>579210074both them being incredibly horny for their toreina would make them adorably competitive. (You) would feel like an absolute god, holy shit
>>579210313truth.
>>579210719>pace pink
>>579210352I made my own 9 speed 9 stamina and 9 power parents in the mean time so not very affected, only thing left was a front parent since I got Seiun Sky like 3 days ago but using fronts is for FAGGOTS
>Santa believers
i have a schizo theory that if you pick the first option in your trainee's glutton event even once it means the event won't happen again during that career
>>579210719Style spark on the main parent makes it unusable desu
>>579210413we already know we're old, buddy
>>579211074Definitely not the case, had it happen yesterday where I skipped one and then took the next
How to redeeem Umama? I think all that all the ragebait and shitposting got them to sink in the mud. But is there a way to fix it
>>579211238there's no coming back from acting like this
>>579206246someone really got a 3 day ban for this? holy shit the new jannies are actual niggers
>>579211074only tangentially related but I haven’t seen those events in a pretty long time until I did an oguri run the other day and got 4 of them
>>579210642nta but the light blue are is where acceleration starts and the arrow with the 4 is where the 4th corner starts. So as you can see on the track, there's a pretty significant distance between the two (which is why red shift is bad)Red shift will always start exactly at the point where the corner symbol with the 4 appears (unless you are delaying the proc by being further behind the 5th when the accel phase starts)
>>579210642Oh. Well, if you look at the track map, there is an icon indicating the corner, and marker indicating the exact spot the corner begins. That lets you know at a glance if an accel is going to be weak or strong on it, eg because the right-hand of the track is all corners, you can see that Straightaway Spurt is completely useless
>>579211301wtf?
>>579211238>>579211301idk what’s worse between the troon or the presumably grown ass men who spend their free time thinking about said troon and posting shit like this
>>579210642A corner is a quarter circle not the full half circle
>>579211058w-what are you implying?
>>579211571Spy-kun is a hero in this house. End of story
>>579211310I got a warning for posting an anime girl puking in response to ugly r34[insert blasphemous slur against jannies here]uma musume
>>579210719Fix Hog's pink and people will borrow it.
how long until umama jumps from the "it's a nice view" bridge
>>579211591>>579210642Corners are stupid everything should be a straight line you queers.
https://x.com/lykheiss/status/2083806430528745905
Before this general, I was a little more tolerant of avatarfaggots on this site but now it's a kneejerk reaction to just click the buttons when I sense one, because I just assume it's a discord tranny that got too comfortable posting. Like the ones hereThanks /uma/
>>579211238All he needs to do is leave Uma&Co
>>579211301>>579211238Leave Umama ALONE!
>>579210642>or maybe i dont understand at what exact point red shift is activating there.just check the umalogs, lil bro
>>579211834No.Flatniggers do though.
why are people still bringing SS uma to chanmiUGs are literally free now
>>579211696HEY URARA SANTA ISN'T REAL>SANTA ISN'T REALSANTA ISN'T REAL>SANTA ISN'T REALSANTA ISN'T REAL>SANTA ISN'T REALSANTA ISN'T REAL>SANTA ISN'T REALSANTA ISN'T REAL
>>579211949my ug8 condom passer lost to an s rank machan today so idk man i guess these people are onto something
>>579211949Why are you talking like an ESL retard?
>>579211805Why do WE love Maya and hate Teio then?
>>579211949Clankmas are even easier to make, you press like 4 buttons and close your eyes
>>579211949maybe they don't know how to play Grand Live yet, and/or got too many lowrolls and burned out.
>Queue>5 clanked opponents and a hand-made xoggernot even round 1 is safe
Cygays unironically need to revise their TP generation calculation after they released the clanker
>no naked nonnies in the club room
>Top Runner and Mile Maven failed to complete with a bunch of early chain bonus againI'm gonna LOSE IT
That's not true! My Trainer would never lie to me and said Santa is real! He promised that Santa will bring me a win!
>>579212073>tfw trainer-san sticks it in her pooper
>>579212178Ruby HATE
>>579210968Let's see Umama's star parent.
can someone give me a kiss
>chanmi
>>579211949a 1600 speed / 1000 power / 800 wit GL uma is easily beaten by a 1300 speed / 1200+ power / 1200+ wit Unity uma
>>579212178She’s almost a full meter shorter than me
Haha I'm fucked, there's no way I'm hitting A Finals
>>579212095Is this anale sex
>>579212437where?
cm (cryers meeting)
>cacari
>>579204430Maybe not at a glance, but with a modest amount of thought, sure.
cm (Creek mating)
faruko-brutally-strangling-lickey.png
>>579212437when?
>>579212437and this is why indonesians took out your twitter account
>nakadashi
>accidentally picked +10 wit instead of +10 stam in my trainee's random eventshe's going to fucking die now because of me
>>579211949believe it or not but there are ppl worse than us in this game
>nakayama
>>579212189Grass, the glaive, please!
>weirdo hours
>>579212661
>>579213027dwow u suck
7 and I train Fuku for the next CM4 and I throw her into the loop mines
>>579212095PLEASE LET ME HIT RUDOLF
>>579213027it's called a naginata
>>579213174fuku spiral mode activate!!!!
>>579213027I saw an S Vodka built during early mant finish 3rd ahead of many gl Ug umas
>>579213174I'm so sorry little orenji...but I need parents for next CM
>>579213174
>fukuloopafor what purpose? her unique is dogwater
couldn't make a more NPC-looking uma if they tried
>>579213612
Why did he do it?
7 and fuku explodes
7 and I fuck Rudolf4 and the next Uma posted rapes me
I bedrotted for 4 hours after waking up and didn't even play uma except to do dailies and refresh clanking once
>>579213612A lot of the npc umas are pretty cute.And so is Logotype
>>579213779Why did you remove the soundpost?
>>579213612it's that way so she can be a counterpart to a Certain recently released uma whose design is the epitome of trying too much.
>>579213612Her earsocks look tasty
>>5792137987 and I explode my load in Fuku on a dangerous day
>>579210039>>579213273>today's adults are younger than these shows
>>579209497
>>579213074Whiffed angling then lost to THIShttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XjpyT-7SRk21gNEgTx3E6C8N
>>5792139927 and I rape you in front of Fuku
>>579210039holy fuck i remember nyan koi. that show was actually kinda kino. like 100 deeds for eddie mcdowd but for weebs.
>>5792140367 and you gottta stop being a meanie and be nice to everyone
>>579214007Hokko would optimize her fertile days to leave nothing to chance
7 and the world ends
Middle schoolers shouldn't look at adults like this
Guys I think /uma/ might be cursed, what do we do?
>>579214247WHAT
>>579213992>>579214036>>579214193>>579213798>Fishing for 7 without stakesCowards7 and you stop being gay8 and I start another run4 and I skip three CM entries0 and we're all gay retards
>>579214247How, though?
>>579214247SEND IN THE ICBMSI WANT TO SUMMON MY DEMONS
>>579214247PLEASE SHIRAOKI I NEED THIS
>>579214247>>579214247LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>579214247fucking finally
>>579214247BUT I DIDN'T GET TO TELL ANON THAT I LOVE HIM YET!!!
7 and Biko saves everyone
>>579214247fucking idiot.
>>579214247Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>579214247Thank you Shiraoki-sama, but when
>>579214247MY BODY IS READY
>>579214840Uh.. in like 7 minutes
>>579214247as long as the jews die with me
>>579214247NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579214247see what you should have said was>7 and the word ends in two weeksgive Shiraoki a time constraint, that lazy faggot
>>579214594Doubtful he would be into troons
8 and the furniture formation TANKS the end of the world
>>579214818This makes me think-what would happen if an Uma time traveled back to before they were scouted? Would they immediately attempt to groom their trainer to be their husband as they married in the future, or would they attempt to use the opportunity for better race placements? Imagine Nice Nature went back in time and had to choose marriage with her trainer or getting the triple crown
>>579214247opera o led the uma uprising to enslave humanity and installed doto as steward of the icbms
Is Levelheaded or Standing By a better non-activator for End Oguri? I didn't get corner recovery.
What is Machan?
>>579215169god neisha is so damn cute
>>579214247aw yiss
As long as I have my wife, nothing can hurt me
>>579213928There was a soundpost of this?
rudolf and some dumb faggot I don't care about
>icbms hit >the radiation turns every horse in the world into a human-horse hybrid >the birth of the Uma musume begins
>UnderpoweredShould have brought Kitasan instead of Maru....
>>579215608>tfw no redditcore "erm the setting is actually heavily implied to be post-post-post apocalypse if you look really closely" uma series
>>579215397I want to hot glue her feet
>>579215608and I'm still a fat balding ojisan who will eventually ghoulify
>>579215236uma goddess of memory
>>579215194Both is fine but levelheaded is slightly better I think. Standing by slightly risky if there's an enemy uma with bad aptitude and it just hogs the back of the pack. Levelheaded you just need an uma infront of you like NSM
>>579215721PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
>>579215750everything is redditcore if you look deep enough.
>>579215697Should have brought Oguri Cap instead of Taiki Shuttle
>>579215721rura/dura/aruvu/kiseki’s mom has got it going on
>>579215816
stop trying to do world-ending events with numbers
>>579215878>looks deep inside your asswhoa... hes right...
>>579215987I would grant this demonic temptress so many more groovelings
>>579215775Don't do that
>>579215397Always have faith in Cafehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501025520
>>579216074I'm gonna.
>>579215169new cryer
>>579214247>WE'RE DOOMED>>579215997WE'RE SAVED
>>579215397I want to impregnate cafe and rubber big belly while she looks at me while annoyed and exasperated
fat balding ojisan?? where?
>>5792156972 spd 3 wit on a 20% speed growth? it's a miracle if you can even punch 1k
>>579215997WE ARE SAVED
>>579215959kiseki is rulershit's baby, actually.
>>579215775>I want to hot glue her feethot glue an uma's feet together? What the fuck is wrong with you? Hot glue is painful and it burns>inb4 how do you knowbecause I got hot glued as a kid and it fucking HURTS
Anons I got my first UF today. Weewoo!
>>579216124>hold hands all night >wake up feeling warm and fuzzy Cafe LOVE
>>579216375>because I got hot glued as a kidNo wonder you were giving off gay vibesHopefully your sexual abuser was punished
>>579216338How did chud genes turn into mangaka genes
>>579216483With lots of yadda yadda umaypoi
>>579216470and with the Emperor, no lessNICE
>>579216483>how did /tg/ anon turn into /a/ anon
>>579216483kiseki's still a dork, same as rura. the difference here is that kiseki at least makes something out of her hobby while rulerSHIT does nothing and dies.
I miss the blackrock ojisan
>>579216632or in my case>how did /a/ anon turn into /uma/ anon
>>579215479
>>579216632uh, haha, no idea haha
>>579216470>UF2waow... my best is just UF...
7 and I fuck cafe 4 and cafe rapes me 0 and I drink tachyon’s flask
>>579216474There are a lot of situations in which Cafe saves her torena from ghouls and beings from beyond the veilhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501025513Always, always trust CafeShe has your best interest in heart
>>579216474
>>579217057Translate it
>>579217057raisu is not a loli>>579217124how can you not read basic kana bro
>>579217057Swap Taishin and Rice and this is fine
>>579217124retard
>>579217161I have no need for moonrunes. Now translate it
>>579217057>ruby isn't a loliI mean sure I guess if that's what they want to believe.
nyo...
>>579217305SEX
>>579216716
stop posting ruleruggo
Jpdacchi...
I need to CUM inside Rula's umanko
>>579217025Cafe is cute. My favorite moments are her valentines and her holiday event, where she’s so sure that no one will recognize her and gets called out on it by passerby’s who see her on a date with her trainer and she gets embarrassed. Too cute
>>579217813me first?
>>579215397I have your wife on my desk right now.
>>579217862You can fuck off and die.
>>579217707I miss MANT so much bros it was PEAK
>>579217964me after then?
Next bread should be Yaeno flavored
>>579216297You guys told me Taiki could run 2 speed cards and be fine...
>>579217686
>>579218161she's kinda me so maybe I shouldn't hate
>>579216470based
>>579218097she CAN... with a lot of asterisks... just save yourself the trouble and run 3 speed 2 wit sloppa
>>579217302>>579217161>>579217369Ojou is antithetical to loli. Taishin is basically just a small woman in her 20s, not a loli. Rice is a shy daughter, definitely loli.
>>579218334>Ojou is antithetical to loliWhat? Loli ojousama has been a character type for decades
Anyone watch the new Bleach ep
>>579218447Those are all brats in the end. Ruby is a proper ojou through and through
>>579218628ye it was goodI liked seeing Renji cut in pieces
>nonce hours
Does Runaway counts as gold skill inTT?
Santa isn't realShiraoki isn't realUmama isn't realYou're favorite uma is shit4 and you die tonight
Imagine trading make a new kino for glue live lmfao
>>579218850Dober wife
>>579218628I'll watch it tomorrow
Neverending pasta bowl started at olive garden
>>579218850why is dober taking fashion advice from gold city...
>>579218962But tomorrow is Mushoku Tensei Sundays... Shonen is for Saturday Morning cartoons
>>579218997she wants a baby
>>579219027I'll wait for Mushoku to release turning point 4 then binge it
>>579219027I don't watch Mushoku Tensei I'm in my 30s
>>579218968sharing dinner with anon... i-it's like we're really on a date at olive garden !!
>>579218946what did she mean by this
>>579218850
>>579219151Idgi
>>579219151but you're the target audience
I don't watch anime anymore it's incredibly boring
>>579219667Reading mangoes is the only way to go
>>579219667compared to what
I never watched anime in the first place and still don't.
>>579219027I'm only watching for eris.
both sp songs are avoiding me despite negating rng the most I couldjust amazing
I've watched around 800+ anime at this point. I'm 30
Bakemonogatari is boring stop recommending it
>>579219978same
>>579219823how did you even get into this game
>>579219978I've seen around 700, almost 40, myself
>>579219742I like hiking and running, sometimes I play video games
>>579220048Must be rough being retarded
>>579220085Twitch fomo
>>579220048baaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>579220085I got into touhou because I liked bullet hell games and that gave me enough of an opening to actually consider playing this game when it got hyper popular and people couldn't shut the fuck up about it. that's how.
The Pace Promote El Condor Pasa, completely forgotten
>>579220451larper
I HAVE 700 POWER & MILE S LITERALLY FUCK OFF
>>579220451>touhou to uma pipelinei think you are some kind of rare creature. there may be only one of you.
>>579220745>>579220745>>579220745
Does cygames know that their paying customers are mostly lonely men? If so, why is there a heavy focus on yuri?
>>579220451I was about to say why are you me but I'm not a falco avatarfag so nvm
>>579220791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w95yDBdGg-c
SEXO
>>579216124is the warm thing his urine because he's pissing himself in fear of the mimic?
>>579216185same
urara is not a loli urara is a grown ass woman with tits and estrus cyclesbitch is just a year younger than spe im tired of people calling her a loli
