Previous: >>579197203>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky, Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro PalmerCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Epiphaneia (3*), SSR Efforia, SSR Mr. C.BNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>579220745
uma porn
mai beautiful waifu Narita "Testo" Taishin
Uma overheating
>>579220886
Does cygames know that their paying customers are mostly lonely men? lf so, why is there a heavy focus on yuri?
Umama status?
>>579220986The target demographic for yuri is primarily men.The target demographic for yaoi is primarily women.If you want gay content for men, try bara.If you want gay content for women, try, uh, softball?
>>579220772I think that point got disproven just now>>579220827I just think she's cute and want to post her. is there something wrong with that
Her fan fest event is the first time I've Gosling'd for an uma.
wahey
>>579221168obsessed and doxfaggot
UmaDash bwos where's your sloptuber
>>579220954I'd say stack them, but I learned that's not efficient.
boyuma lovers lurk this thread
Tachyon LOVE
Boobs
hooooooooly
>Mile S, all the hints I could've ever wanted>2 songs before summer, can't buy a thirdI euthanize
>>579221168Currently dilating as we speak
>>579221525true
>>579221797hot
>>579221629congrats
did you guys know that the first form of HRT was literally distilled urine from pregnant mares? i guess estrogen is just estrogen in mammals and pregnant mares piss out buckets of it. i just thought that was kind of funny.
>>579221675this except getting no 10%s before 2nd summer
>>579221629Very nice, now post your 6 greens
>>579221168Probably 10wr round 1
Why you niggas so obssessed with umama
>>579220917this is sad
>>579222232burger pocket
Biting Doto's nipples.
Nakayama Festa
>>579221675As long as you have the 3rd song lined up on summer it's fineYou lose 7 all stat and some SP but you can make that up
Now I've seen two Aston Martins in two days but they were both lame ones (Rapide and DBX)
>>579222232anons found out it was a girl and the autism kicked in so hard
>>579221430They retain too much heat when you stack them and lose efficiency
>>579222368>girlPost THAT
ive got 2LB NTR speed. her gold green skill seems really cool. im using kitasan and tachy rn, is she a viable third pick? aside from that i dont have much, it would probably be the sweepy SR
>>579221583your tea is ready
>this guy slaps your ass while you're out with your traineewyd?
>>579221954tyusing my 2 leftover borrows to see if I can optimize slightly, if not I'll send this and not update for the rest of the cm because that's gay>>579222080don't feel like dealing with autists rn
>>579222453She fucking laced my shit and now I have three cocks, I do not recommend
post something refreshing
>>579220745Tap Aunt City
>Made Ass wonder with escapades and swinging>Made Teio with Escapares and Swinging >still cant make into 950k pointswtf bwos...
the sticker site is down...
Howdy, queers!>>579222883Taiki would be a great older sister.
>>579222883ohhhhhh I'm age regressing ohhhhhh my hairline's creeping forward
I don't have to do acesI don't want to update my tt umasUsing 30tp on an autorun feels like a wasteI don't want to commit to a manual run5 borrows left
>put Mile Maven & Productive Plan as priority skills when doing Aoharu auto with the Taiki card>Still get NSM ...
I’ve started to actually watch American horse racing…..god help me
current jiggiethe CM weekend bigjighttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R>https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R>https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R
>>579222232I was once a CM hoster, the same as Umama.He was the best room sniper on /uma/... and a cunning shitposter, and he was a good friend...Before the dark times, before Uma&Co
i dont like it! give them their glasses back!
orange
>>579223350She don't know you lil bro
>>579223350Lemon…
>>579223486Umama can speak for himself, vile devil
>>579223307as long as you just watch for fun and not actually gamble, you're fine.You're not gambling, right?
>>579223608No not gambling. Just watching for fun and out of actual interest. https://www.youtube.com/live/jJp6KxRvgtM
>>579223567I would never post C*rren (whore of Tracen)
>>579222883whats the point of someone being your big sister if shes not bullying and humiliating you sexually? taiki would be bad at that
How many songs do I buy from Summer to New Years if I already got the skill point song
>Try some frontrunners for next cm>It's Xogslop CM so it's literally impossible to win as Front and only chance is to gamble Late if you aren't using Xoganother CM where Xoglets are just at the mercy of room rngshit is so fucking garbage
>>579223350Aelred...
>>579223629How do I find a gf like this?
>>579223889Ask Umama
>>579223350Only anon that does not host much anymore is C*rr*t
>>579223434it's the new black
>tfw still not an upapa
>>579223979I look and act like this
>>579223823I'm probably going triple paces with angling descent. Shrewd step fine maybe
Good night friends!!
its too early please go back to the club chat to ERP or wait until the CM is over
>>579224361Story?
>>579221232I failed it and it felt awful
Look at all these jobbers.Yes, one of them is a legit whale.
>>579224527When 2 boys are at home alone and bored these things happen
>>579224724I wish I was gay earlier...
>>579223680But kpop is whores
>>579224724>>579224762You'd think a game filled with pretty women wouldn't attract this many fagsI mean same but still
>>579224762I'm straight tho, doing that once or a few times doesn't make you gay
I think I'm going to run day 2 tomorrow because I want to do a few more ace runs but don't have time until later tonight
>>579223074air groove spilling out of her bikini top!!!
so does shrewd step do anything
>>579224724I was alone with my friends many, many times and we never even thought about anything sexual
>>579224914>>579224932the lack of male characters is the cause of this, so I think it's about time we get umamusukothe new one is a good sign of that
>>579224271gn
>>579225087I can say with 100% certainty that umamusuko would destroy the brand's popularity overnight, and had they included them from the start it would've been way shittier and probably died quickly as well. Literally nobody wants those.
>>579223716she could lovingly nurture and breastfeed you because of your absentee mother instead
>>579225057Technically cheap groundwork lite for paces
>>579225057no but teio has a secret event if you get every skill with the word Step in the name
>>579225057never done shit for me and never will
>>579225057Yes it slightly increases ability to navigate smoothly.
>>579225087boyumas already exist
>>579224227Me too, and I would also like a sports car and a million dollars.
>>579225063i love her so much
>>579224271Buy babydachi
I want taiki milkies
>>579225372imagine the leglock hugs
>>579225087Genshin has plenty of male characters and it isn't any less fag-filled then here so I doubt that would do anythingIt'd also fuck with the world-building too much
>>579224271Gn weirdo
>>579224724mambodancho...
>another turf A mile S runermmmm
>>579224271oh... have a good night babydachi.
>>579224914I feel like it has more to do with the fact that this is the Sexual Deviant website and not necessarily with Umamusume: pretty derby.
>>579225140Suzucutie....
>>579225063>Winning cuddleThis but with Taiki Shuttle
>>579225462Love and Deepspace is all male characters yet little faggotry there. Makes you think
Show me you class 6 TT teams... Does yours umas has escapades?
>>579225787nyo
>>579225628maybe they're matureor all women
>>579225787none of them
Love SheeBee
>>579224787My girls are NOT whores they are pure angels & have never even seen a willyThey are kept in a sacred, immaculate hollow where they are protected from the ever growing grime and filth of modern societyA undisturbed field of white lilliesThat is why they can smile brightly the way they doTHEY'RE PURE
I woke up in the hospital after a night out drinking with light hello...
>>579225787My mile/long debuffers have them, yes. Highest I've gotten was like 996k. I'm at ug2.
>>579226038>both a simp AND incel
>>579226038who's your favorite vtuber bwo
Which uma would be good at striptease?
why does the anti-JP tranny get so mad about logotype in particular
>>579226038Whatever you say man
Don't train a whore, toreina kun
>>579226125>>579225893>>579225848How the fuck you doing this...You probably have support bonus like 20%?
>>579222856It's been down for a few days
>>579226435yeah, 23% or something
>>579225787I'm about to fall out of class 6 :(
>>579226486I have 7% and my record is like 940kWith 20% i would do million damn
>>579226323>neicha>cheat on youyoure getting beat up toreina and the beatings are gonna get harder every night
>>579226435I'm only at like 17%. F2p (real).
>>579226581I want to make furawa my daughtermommywife.
>>579226323Move Mihono down a tierShe is the most pure and loyal uma a man could ask for
>>579226581
>>579226323Those 3 at the top are based on the uma&co bitches
>>57922643523% bonus, yeah. This is my entire team, mostly I use CM Aces and fun race umas. I get 1 million points easily
>>579226323Kita-chan should be moved up by at least 3 tier by association to Umama
>>579226669forgot to label the image, it should be "umas you can beat in a fight"
>>579223823I used Front Runners in 2 out of 3 medium xog tracks so far and won both of them with xogs in the A finals lobby. I think this is just a skill issue on your part.
You don’t see it often, but how would life be like for a human couple who gave birth to an uma daughter? There’s an insane amount of parenting hoops, that’s for sure.
>>579226848>long smaru>mile kita
BROS i think i'm ready to stick next week
>>579226881post deck
haiiii
>>579226963cygames doesnt want you to know this but the regular human female dies because the uma daughter is so strong she just tears her way out of the womb
When is Day 2 starting?
I need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>579226963big food bill. gotta teach her to be gentle with things early on or she'll accidentally kill someone with her uma strength when it comes in.
>>579227220Midnight
>>579226980The Maru is from the first MANT Longslop CM and the Kita is a failed Ace for this CM, didn't realise her unique doesn't work
>>579222130In Tomakomai, you can explore beautiful nature reserves, see wild birds, visit local markets, and play golf.
>>579226963They would probably end up treating the kid as though they were a potential winning lottery ticket, no? Like when people find out their kid is very good at a sport in real life
>>579226151What do you even do this bit for>>579226242VTubers are ontologically deceitful They create nothingHave no talentNo virtue& blatantly, shamelessly try to squeeze their viewers out of every pennyThey are just regular women but they use a ridiculous anime girl avatar so you can't even see their actual face eitherEverything about them is obscured & purposely soThe more (you) know about them the harder it will be to swindle (you)
>>579227319Can I fuck local-dols though?
twin turbo or shinko windy? which one bites better/gentler? which one has sharper teeth?
>>579227319how is the tomakomilk?
>>579227485if you have to ask, then no, you weak willed bitch
>>579226963>tfw my daughter got into a fight at school and broke 3 ribs of another student
>>579227728Broken ribs heal on their own, he should count himself lucky
>>579227480Np broski you too
>>579226963Abortion
>>579226270Gentildonna unironically
>>579226581>>579226742I'd be rock hard in this situation and they will notice
>>579228069giwtwm
>>579227121
>>579228017
>>579226669>>579226872also "umas you can rape"
ULALAAAAAAA
>>579228274She’s so fucking perfect
>>579228296*Sniifff*
>>579228296>she takes out her rival
>>579228382THE CHUBBY WUBBY ATTACK
Day 2 in 1 hour and 20 minutes. How are we feeling?
i still dont know how to tell if kitasan's unique works or not, what the fuck is the backstretch?
>>579226669cant sugar lights walk for a few mins before her sugar legs give out?
>>579228497>cheating on an umayou want to die...
>>579228069>>579228540it’s baffling how insanely horny this game’s fanbase is
>>579228565that's why it's only a maybe
someone make a soundpost of this so i don't have tohttps://x.com/moragearsolid/status/2093465898099040361
Today is the death anniversary of Super Creek, he lived for 25 years, winner of the Kikuka Sho in 1988, Tenno Sho Autumn in 1989 and Tenno Sho Spring in 1990a script from "The Winner">1988, Kikuka Sho.>Had the horse not encountered the man,>And had the man not encountered the horse.>He is the horse that made the genius 'genius'.>That horse's name is Super Creek.>How many authentic encounters do we have in our lives?
>>579228565Yeah she isnt fully incapable of walkingBut she can only do it for short periods of time
>>579228564the straight with the finish line is called the homestretch, the other straight is the backstretch.
>>579222672go burger auntie go!
>>579228646the "mommy" thing is kind of a meme to be completely and utterly fair. literally impossible to not see that type of comment on any pic of a woman on the english side of the internet
>>579228583Women can't hurt you, that's a meme
>>579228497>cheating on an umauh oh
>>579228646Half of the horniness comes from Cygames declaring that it's haram to lewd the horses
>Send one front>Other fronts can't do anything because they're clanked so it may as well be solo frontCool
>>579229123>he fell for the solo front gaslight
>>579228564It has two activation conditionEither being 1-2th in the penultimate corner in the second half of the race. For example it doesn't work for Hanshin 1600m because when you enter the second half of the race you are already in the final cornerOr be on a straight that isn't the final straight late-race, then you also get accel
God I want to rim sweaty post race uma ass!
>does she know
>>579229217retard
>>579228931what then explains the pain I feel in my heart?
>>579229402of course she knows
>>579228953Thank you for the contribution
just in time to help me qualify... i hope she doesnt goof it up...
>>579229402She's playing coy
cap as in peak
>>579229618One of the top 10 most hilarious posts ever written on /vg/
Rate my plan>Do 200 rolls in Tamamo Cross>Get tamamo cross and inari one>get offbanner Xog>get offbaner VBobo>get offbaner Palmer>get offbaner Muteki>and anything else as offbanerI think my plan is very good
>>579229402FUCK I FORGOT
>>579229764post it like this numnuts
>>579229618do people really think about how they contribute to a general
>Unity cup ends>Your team decided to confess to you and now you have to chooseHow would anyone manage that situation swiftly?
>>579229830How i'm supposed to show my offbanners in calc retard bwoAlso nice choises of umas
wasn't gonna run the fourth ticket from yesterday's CM. Decided to swap in debuffers to support my xog. 5 wins, wasn't even close on any of them. gross.
>Vodka?>More like KWABka!
>>579229918>faggot trainer leaves themNo wonder
>>579229952just use paint or something
Ew
>>579230147Dachibaby dachybubu cute cute cutie
>>579230147sex
>>579229935beeg hors
I've never been physically abused by my ex gfs even though I cheated on some of them. Only virgins think uma would kill you over infidelity
>>579228891"Mommy memes" are not jokes. Modern men desperately crave motherly affection they once had while they were growing up because when they actually started interacting with women outside of their family they discovered how obtuse and unpleasant they all were compared to their loving mothers thus the mommy """memes""" were created. You saw it begin to become widespread around 2020 or so.
>I've never been abused by exes>HOWEVER I abused the hell out of them by cheating on them
>>579230478most of this general are virgins bwo
post something cute
update on the java game i posted yesterday if anyone caresadded a proper background, music (it's a midi!) and sfxalso to clear some misconceptions, it's not symbian but rather series 40, much more limited meant solely for feature phones and can only run midletshttps://files.catbox.moe/4cjmxw.webmwebm for sound
>>579228779Here's a video of 25 year old Super Creek, the year he passed away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrzc-thdsVc
>>579230771ty i am monitoring this situation. i actually sent that webm to some friends yesterday.
abusing babydachis
New alt ANY DAY NOW
MACHAN FINAL BOSSThoughts?
>>579230895
>>579230927>covers the cleavage and assFuck
>>579230771sovl
>>579230953why did you put a skill that drains stamina on a stamlet
>>579230953shes terrifying i hope i dont have to face her.
>>579230549Cheating on someone is not abuse, I never called anyone names or hurt them
>>579231045you can just feel yours V
>>579231045Virgins and people larping as non-virgins both don't know what breasts feel like tho
my breasts sloosh and feel like sandbags
>>579231146I'm not V
>>579230814He always looked good, a very gorgeous horse, thanks for sharing
>>579231198teiobwo...
>>579230543two things can be true at once I think. No doubt that a lot of men feel that way and turn to this fetish for it, but I absolutely do not believe in the slightest that the average dude who says this shit isn't doing it for a laugh.
>>579231043It only gets bad IF she gets rushed, need to take risks like these to even stand a chance
>>579231198T R A C E NRACEN
>>579230845eh dont get too excited, i dont know how much more ill keep goingi wanna add some options like difficulty, maybe change the sprites for some others and also a high score leaderboard but i feel like it's already a bit too much for something meant as a stupid pastime project
>>579230147
>>579231392holy shit i cant believe anon is adding multiplayer and DLSS framegen to his machan java game
>every girl I've had sex with was flat as a board>even the current one I really love>mfw I'll never know what breasts feel like
>>579230478umas aren't just normal weak women who also cheated on you and are using your cheating to alleviate their own guilt, retard
>>579228540That is not mommy. That's a whore with the skin of a motherly uma. Look at the eyes, those are eyes of a slut that would drug you and take your wallet Alternatively, it's a man
>>579231553the incels are gonna kill u watch out
>>579231553I've somehow managed to only sleep with large breated women so I don't even know what a flat breast feels like
>>579230769
what's sex
why is the entirety of "umatwt" falling for an obvious hoax about an indonesian child being sold to organ harvesters
>>579231484nah not reallyi know you're joking but i was referring to the player sprite, change it up for something like a scarlet/vodka plushieand the leaderboard is gonna be on-device, i COULD make it global (at least i think i could) but that would already be way too complicated, time-consuming and unnecessary
>>579231553time to eat yourself into gaining your own manboobs to solve that problem
>>579231553i’ve only ever been into fatties bwo i do sometimes wonder what the other side of the spectrum is like
I'll never have sex
>>579231553you can still make her fat
Can anyone post a soundpost? Testing something
we're going innnn
>>579231392>>579231484Finally, JAVA phone games with DLSS5>>579230771Considering all the AI ""assisted"" slop we get these days, this is VERY refreshing to see. One hell of a hobby
>>579230814Once a villain always a villain
>>579231553knock her up and see if that helps fill things out any
>>579231553explode
if she doesn't have at least 6 plat CM wins she shan't be relieving me of my virginity
>>579231746that post wasn't a hallucination of mine? thought about posting it here because of how ridiculous it was lmao
>>579231727don't worry about it, urara
>>579231787you can literally just go get a hooker rn if sex is the only thing you want
>>579231787*Gives you sex*All in a days work. You're welcome anon
>>579232057chris chan...
>>579231705>>579231553EXPLODE
>>579231986
How Umas would react to you rejecting their confession(s)
how could anyone forget machan when her tits are that fucking big
>>579232231thick ass bitch
just had to door back to back borrow runs due to my own stupidity
I won't have sex voluntarily, the idea of someone else's body fluids disgust me
Fuck you /uma/ for reminding me how much I hate womenDo not post 3dpd again unless it's a horse
>>579232273
/uma/ is weird lately
>>579232330what about boys..
INSTEAD OF A CENTURIAL OVERLORD YOU WILL HAVE AN UMA QUEENBEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWNALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIRteehee~
>>579232163Fenomeno bwos...
>>579232330
>>579232443>lately
this is the ideal female form
I thought I was with fellow virgins... I truly am alone in this world...
>>579232163this shit is so fucking stupid, no way people are falling for it it literally sounds like the plot of a liam neeson movie
>>579231335>but I absolutely do not believe in the slightest that the average dude who says this shit isn't doing it for a laughPerhaps but they're hardly ever funny which is why I believe the majority are on the more serious side. Maybe 60/40 or something
>>579232231>>579232273>>579232392
>>579232467I love her so much!
>>579232057I'm too insecure to do that, my weenie is very small and zero experience beyond as old as I am is a problem.Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>579232550
>>579231824swapped to the wheelchair front, eh? so much for being a le hecking oshi player, you're just another metafag
>>579232167I feel like I'd be the more heartbroken one if I had to see how vodka or digitan look after getting hit with a rejection.
Dia bros, CM19 is gonna be our time, right?
>>579232167Would air groove really...
>>579232667>t.
>>579232832i want a sleevejob from the right hand demon
ohhhhh I'm solo runaway-ingfuck this gay game
>>579231852to be fair i did use ai quite a fair amount, but i'd say i used it in the same way an actual developer would consult the language's documentation except much more time efficient
>>579232832at the cm lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom!
>>579232660i think you just gotta get it out of your system dawg it’s really not that big of a dealyou’re most likely completely fine but seeing top % attractive people on the internet 25/8 will mess with your headuma musume
>>579226038But Kpop continuously rotates young fresh girls every generation. Blackpink to NeWJeans to whatever the new whores are. The Korean Ojisans and the burning scandal.
>either losing to lates or end xogso dishonest
>>579232791I volunteer as tribute
abusing cryersabusing babydachisabusing tanukis
>>579232842>>579221168
>make the best ace I have ever made in my life>"this CM is in the bag">run the races>55% win rate
>>579232716Or Super Creek...
>>579233129
>>579232665Is she coming on to me?
>>579233157ARE YOU MEidk what wr the good players are supposed to sit atglad to see all my girls going even
>>579233102>every other style but the one I play is dishonest
>>579233129please do not abuse supikis or babydachis or tanukis
>>579232443>>579233275It's oshi cup
>>579228890
if you're not running vodka daiwa machan like god intended you're a subhuman ape
>>579233157That's how I feel... not even my masterfully chansformed front runner GODka has been preforming as I'd hoped...
>>579233318>metafag final boss
>>579233376Look at them swing...
>>579227449Sad that you've seen through the vtuber scam but can't say the same about kpoop
>>579233425>Potential woman>Metafag
>>579233275>>579233157>55% Round1 ngmi gwochos...
>>579233318Still working on remakes
>>579233434
Funny how Umama isn't calling out V for metafagging wit Nishino and C.Taiki
>>579233275100%
>>579233658This is V >>579233554 7 8 9 himself
>>579233671Sex with Digitan.
>>579232791What's she like in bed?
>>579233671Digisex
>>579233613>cafeok that's pretty based. can you post her?
>>579233071Thinking about what was done to Newjeans makes me sad...Anyhow The Burning Sun scandal didn't involve any of my girlsI have faith in their purity
>>579233554so many 55%...tell me CM is NOT seeded
>>579233427They are quite big.
>>579233554789 lol
>>579233658>>579233275umama is metafagging with vbourbon now
>>579233810Hypocrite
>>579233427
>>579233671Impregnating Digitan as the other watch
>>579233671digi doesnt have allat
>>579233745Reminder that I won
no one oshis taishin, quit lying
>>579233801Yet
>>579233275Shittermama
>>579233914Your winrate is abysmal dogshit
>>579233810That must be why you have two plats to your name, the seeds
>>579233671Sniffing Spechuds fingers
>>579233554So much for not being a metafaggot ans using a dominator huh
>>579233925no one oshis anybody from BNW period
>>579233934IT WILL NEVER HAPPENEVER!!!!!
Another episode of the thread retard embarrassing himself
>>579233914>Beats Ug1>55% winrate against clankers
stay seething nonnies~
so what did we learn?
>>579233794Working on getting her above 1201 power for both fully charged and threshold
>>579233376Tap Dance City is that hot aunt that constantly flirts with her nephew.
>>579234168Uh oh he's gonna melt down over this
>>579234143Lemon is better trainer then V and Umama
>>579234116>>579229618Like you were seething here right? lmao
>>579234143Sex is bad
How you holding up /uma/?
danchou this guy has been dead for 18 days
We are all too collectively low IQ to just click a few buttons and instead we embrace and make the thread personality part of thread cultureIt's over
>>579234224i don't know, have you?
>>579234143I’ll be going to Tomakomai in the near future.
I still don't get the obsession over these retards
>>579234262Xog... You are my oshi and we still lost...
>>579234262bratty oguri cap made for anal correction.....
>>579234345I do all the time and nothing happens
>>579234262I'm beating xoguri's
>>579234262xog wouldn't say this
>>579234345I am doing that though
>>579234291purge is coming next week
>>579221430I love CinGray's "uuuu I'm depressed" faces, unironically>>579234262Oguri wouldn't say this, she would be one of the LAST umas to say this, she doesn't have a bratty bone in her
>>579234374retard
>>579234167oh its late cafe? neat. for some reason i literally never consider running her as late, the C end closer aptitude sparks iare just a tax i eat when i train her. she works ok as late?
>>579234496please be in mambo
>>579233157players are getting better, you either hit into the independent trainers round 1 or you hit someone who has done some prep work.
>it's another UF1 run without mile S
my club is a dead nigger storage
>>579234262B-but your my oshi and you lost...
>>579234496unironically how do you go about doing this? camp club chat in the morning when people are spamming shoes so you hope you can give the offenders a message they'll see?
>>579234694Welcome to "fun" "gameplay"!
>>579234646Or they still just suck
>>579234729sounds like a place of good
Khansa Syakirah (15 years old) (also known as KS) is a member of Umamusume community and well known for their Fenomeno arts. She is from Indonesia bandar lampung. She has been s*xually ass*ulted and currently been sold to human tr*ffickers by her own mother who has also done same things as said before.Please spread this so that we can help them survive. Currently no polices or any kind of services are helping out. So only possible way of helping is by making it viral to at least the local news show it.For further details about the ab*se and more information contact .@TigerOutOfBox on X/Twitter. The abuse report of Khansa Syakirah has been made. Here's the link for that: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ps3M6mZrOeIq5tTGBHtwCoax7Er8MmhmyjfngdT_s1g/edit?usp=drivesdkPlease. Please spread this horrible act of cruelty to save a child's life. Please we beg you
>>579234573Definitely, her unique just gives her so much good midrace that if she gets it off she usually just winsBig if, though
>>579234770they know they're not contributing so getting kicked shouldn't be a surprise
hungy
>alarm goes off on phone>time for CM>but I'm so hornyfuck
>>579234729well don't touch them, mishandling of human remains is a crime
>>579234825>Indonesiaexplains everything
>>579234783I want to get off MS HELLO WILD RIDE
>>579234770i just wait to new month and boot them
I'm already qualified to A 2nd round so don't care muchwould be cool to keep my laisu at 70% wr though
It's almost time. Your trainee is waiting
>anime collab teio gets the theme song to play on her special>cingray collab oguri doesn't get her rendition of the first OP or her first singleIt's an actual tragedyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RatnGS0doQQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExL2ilCMLs>inb4 what about the 2nd OPNo one cares about it compared to the first, it's objectively worse
>>579234846>her unique is just MPB but for velocityhuh. i never noticed. why do so many people run her as end...
nigga has an alarm set for cm
>>579234825Are we going to finally bring that KONY guy to justice this time?
>>579235067idk if it's real I just copy paste the really dumb reddit posts for (yous)
>>579234978Remember to only jerk off AFTER CMs, you need to retain for good results
>>579235117honestly I wouldn't want anyone but alexandros to sing that first OP, it's too good with them
>>579235156I audibly laughed
>>579234825That's not fucking Fenomeno
>>579234291Stop bringing club issues to the threadIf the guy has been dead you can talk about it in club chat then, he won't see it anywaysThanks
I think that the character Mejiro is pretty
>>579235239They are the best singer of it but Oguri's seiyuu does a good job (and would probably mean less licensing costs for a cover), it's also why I said Brightest Heart as the alternative.
>>579234556they're very great.
>>579235151Its similar to Anchors AweighThe real answer is often why wouldn’t youShe is good on Longs, and Ends are usually good on Longs
>>579234895Morality scaling of losing control and pinning down your (unrelated by blood) little sister?
>15 lost races>Last ticket>Decides to push from beyond 9th and also to perfect proc OYL as to win two times
>>579234363Good choice
>>579235324What kind of loser doesn't want club drama in the thread
>>579235360brightest heart would make sense yeah
>>579235362I like how the "happy" edited version of the manga panel just makes Tamamo look even more depressed
Which club should I join?
>>579234224>>579234483Lmao
>>579235493It's not far off from being the uma equivalent of "this is fine" which makes it better.
>>579235524If you don't play the game: MamboIf you don't play the game and are also gay: Uma&Co
>>579235402Depends on if you are aware she could very easily push you off should she have had not wanted you to do it
>>579235524Nobody wants your dead ass, kimono
I forgot how they made Kitahara handsome in the OP but he doesn't look that handsome in the anime
>>579232942You are now on my blacklist for being CRINGE EVIL AND BAD TO LE ENVIOREMENT!
>>579235524
>>579235663you have to be a woman to get it
>>579235360>>579235475Brightest Heart is better for her character because it's supposed to be a sudden shock to the watcher of "wait....Ogurin is CUTE outside of moe autism?" by showing she can still sing like the city idols everyone looks up to
>>579235557Jannies really hate him don't they
>>579234262xogger wouldn't act like this
>>579235557Bro cannot go a week without being banned
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579235216Oh, so that's why I've been on a losing streak
>>579235712Them. No pun
triple pace bros, day 1 reportmy finemo was a first try great run that had everything but mile S and it's massively screwing her over, guess i'll remake her
>>579232942everyone does that these days though. ai is the best search engine possible, i know its like a badge of honor to say you consulted the documentation or w/e but id rather save myself 4 hours and just find the right syntax im looking for immediately.
One word responses calling people a retard are disrespectful. Be better, do your part and be the change to make this thread better.
>>579235828my attempted paces got assblasted so i gave up on them
>>579235820>Umama GIF
>>579235458I want akikawa to be my trainee
>>579235945can i touch you nishino
>>579235691>like the city idolsSHE LIVES IN NAGOYAIT'S THE THIRD BIGGEST METRO AREA IN THE FUCKING COUNTRYYOU COULDN'T EVEN FIND KASAMATSU ON A MAP OF THE CITY WITHOUT THE RIVER NEXT TO IT AS A LANDMARK BECAUSE OF HOW DENSELY POPULATED IT ISHER BUMPKIN TOWN IS A FUCKING NEIGHBORHOODThis is actually, unironically the same mindset as people who hear "we need denser housing" and thinks the only density options are hicksville, and downtown Manhattan, and nothing in-between.
>>579235985I just downloaded it off of Google Images you fucking schizophrenic
>>579235945I always try to do a kinda nice.
>>579235945No, I want the thread to be worse and get nuked foreverRetard
>not parenting>getting 2 consecutive 3* Power>shitty whites (like only 4 of them)This is proof, the game really hates me.
Press the button it works
>>579236069>Fine rabiStop lying
>umamusume in gtait's over
>fronts doing well>go up against the worst fucking bourbon possible>losefuck this crap
>>579236176I pity your existence. Who am I now, go on
>oguri 9th place before ult>"I guess it will be up to my other girls she's so behind">blink>she's third place and still hitting accels>1stI'm starting to believe this uma is a bit too strong
>>579235689The women in my club absolutely despise this meme because Belno is so young compared to Kitahara that they see it as taking advantage of a minor. I haven't seen the word "gross" used so many times in years.
>>579236208Umamusume is in every single (mildly popular 3D capable) game you can think of. consequences of the models being easy as hell to get
>>579236272Mexican
podium getryan LOVE
AAAAIIIEEEE STOP BRING PACEI CAN'T FIRE NISHINO ULT
So that's it. Glad I checked my Hakuraku data. My Machan was actually a stamlet, she couldn't win or place yesterday now she won 3/5.
I look like this.
>>579236438Everyone brought their own pacemaker bro where's yours
>>579236473False, fake news, where's the virus on my PC then
>>579236473you're ugly
surely this is way too little stamina
>>579236327>think Kitahara is in his mid-20s but acting like a washed-up old man>look it up>he's 40What the fuck. I mean I guess that makes his uncle being an old man make more sense but I thought he was way younger.
>>579235098yay she kept up the 70% WR on the dot
>>579236238choco bobo is actually so frustrating to run against if you have your own fronts. i literally just watch her walk up and overtake mine midrace with zero skill activations on a regular basis. only oonige suzuka is safe sometimes but even then not always.
>>579236473You're Boboeautiful
>>5792359457 and we all continue to be evil but in the next thread we have to be nice
Post podiums
Her voice is so soft and soothing, yet I can also feel the encouragement behind it as well... Bros, I think I'm falling in love...
>>579234159what happened to her?
>>579236636show rise build cards umanko
>>579235151In the vast majority of long races, late surgers are better off running as end closers. With SSR Kris coming out soon, lates finally have a strat beyond outstamming others
>>579236601HE HE HO HO
Yippee!
is taishin any good this CM? i took a break i need to make something quick
I haven't seen a single xoguri win yet
>>579236820post the race results...
MGS4 is kinda ass replaying it now after over a decade
>>579236829Original Taishin's good. ES procs about 60m after late race starts which is kind of delayed, but still usable.The problem is if you're doing end closers you may as well build a Xoguri
>>579236778lack of sleep
>>579236767
>>579236829Uhhh what's she doing?
Oh, so this is where all the seals went...
>>579236779she's not very good I just couldn't be bothered redoing her, taiki and fm didn't finish their chains and I didn't get gwneeded to buy that corner recov because I was at like 460 stam during haruten
>>579236950that's good enough for me, i just need something that i can get to round 2 and if luck goes my way win the final>Xoguridon't have her unfortunately
>>579236767Finemo finally got her win!
>>579236912It's a less refined version of TPP's gameplay but with a million cutscenes. TPP has problems but it really emphasis PLAYING THE GAME over anything else.
I'm going against /uma/'s favorite thread personality
>>579236660Cacao is just an insane unique, that skill just wins midrace every time.
>>579236912>surprise Natie handjob
>>579236912I returned it after making it to Meryl, I forgot how fucking boring it is
>3 races in a row without any frontswhere are you niggas my nishino can't ult
>>579236601>>579236787he he h- ACK
>>579236780>In the vast majority of long races, late surgers are better off running as end closers.huh? why?
Latebros did we drop Wuby power and run 3 speed or did we cope? How are you doing if you used her power card?
>>579237248my shichi whos using it has some winsmy ryan whos not using it has more wins
>>579237085I have never seen someone criticize V's gameplay outside of the fact that it lacks direction due to its open design and that nonlethal is overpowered compared to lethal (it's not, lethal gives you way better guns that even the enemies in full armor can't deal with, but then you can't capture dudes). The criticism was always with its story.
>>579237248This is my statline on Xoguri (15% speed growth) with 2 speed and Wooby. She had a few speed sparks but nothing crazy. Perfectly usableCamping Dober has 1475 speed with 20% growth somehow
>>579237248Lots of speed sparks>mile sWorking on it
POST DAY 2 WINRATE
>>579237486>TamamoBased, even though you're a pig
>>579236912gameplay sucks but the story is good
>>579237496
AAACK
it's safe to queue today
>>579237595>debufferyou're scum
>579237496Shan't be replying to you
>>579237595Sweep Sweep
>>579237582I skipped FineMo for Curren Wit, as most should have done
I'm sorry what?
>>579237703what's the Curren wit angle?
>>579237168In most long races, late-race starts on a straight, which means end closers have perfect accel proc with straightaway spurt. Plus, end closers have the highest late-race speed multiplier. This means that, compared to lates, end closers generally have better acceleration and greater top speed. The only advantage lates have is less stamina consumption.
>>579237586Really? I like 4's gameplay outside of chapter...I want to say 3, the one where it's 90% a tailing mission and then an on-rails section.But unlike V, it basically was the ultimate fan letter in wrapping up all the little stories over the years and saying goodbye to the fans (before they decided to make more because of course they did). Reminder that Peace Walker was going to be MGSV before Kojima decided "a mainline game shouldn't be on a handheld".
>>579237085Yeah, I just made it to the outer haven and its kinda meh. I remember it far more fondly to be honest. There is barely any game(play) after act 2 and well the sneaking is good, but the broken up zones dont help. It feels smaller than MGS1 somehow.
>>579237248Leap forward is enough for meI was very unlucky when making aces but I will always prefer 1550-1600 speed to any skill
>>579237651Meant for >>579237496
>>579237496Sorry, >>579237651 here, I fucked up my reply
>>579237746imagine an image of a devious, smiling oguri cup attached to the post you’re replying to
>>579237831>>579237824>V and Umama coordinating shitposts
>>579237496help
>>579237496Its rough out here
>>579236780Kris gets completely powercrept by Wit Cafe right? I am planning to skip and borrow....
>>579237881Can either of them do this?
>>579237746Its a better stat stick with superior special prioirity and you can abort her chain. Or so they say
You are gay, stop running double doms
>>579237791The Rex/Ray fight is fun as fuck to play and is a great. That entire chapter at Shadow Moses is just endless, shameless nostalgia pandering AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
Alright man, weird podium
>Independent Learner in every lobbyThey should ban independent learner from CMs, stop letting these soulless fags farm carrots
>>579237746Curren Wit is a 1 event chain that clears your event pool, gives you PTO, and has stats that get outdated waaayyyy later than FineMo
>>579236636>>579237496too lazy to repost
>>579238021can you post your bobo, is dom really the difference maker because this one is cracked
>>579238009how are they farming if they lose
>>579236767She's more than just a Dominatorbot ;_;
>>579238070Umama needing advice lol
>>579237905they're doing terrible things to that muteki.
tags:downblouse
Ricebwos...
>>579236198This is so sex I even hear "sex" in the lyrics...
tomakomai
Time for doto torturing session
>>579237943>better stat stickthat depends how much you value her special priority, it is admittedly nice on wit cards, training by training though she is worse.>superior special prioritytrue>you can abort her chaintrue
I qualified for group A round 2 and don't deserve that in the slightest.
>>579238075Because some of them are actually able to sneak into A group if they get lucky
>>579238253trans pyramid schemes??
>>579238075you just need to squeeze into group a and win 1/40 for b finals. very doable if you just run gamblers and get the accels
>>579238280Tomato pie?
nishino ult is a gaslightmid-race is just a big fuck off cornerit's really really hard to get long side-blocked there
>>579238018>training effectiveness 5LMAO
Yeah keep eating that shit yeah... get fatter
Tazuna please just give me one more chance please come on we can talk this out don't take my license
>>579238267Nishino is sex after all.
>>579238398my furawa fires her off nearly every race tho
>>579238219She got one win but strangely, I haven't been seeing too many Xmas Oguris today, just a bunch of Flowers and even a Bamboo Memory
end of day 1will do day 2 laterwho should i upgrade before round 2?my maya is such a brainlet but my flower is doing terriblysweepy is pretty much fine
>>579238070dom helps, plancha can win games from second sometimes or secure 1st and final push gamble. seiun is a skilllet compared to bourbon
>test lobbies had my Seiun constantly winning>during actual CM it's Bobo carrying
>>579238391you have disrespected me for the last time
I've been running nothing but clankersI've had a good win streakYou've probably lost to meEat shit, losersThis is how you play the game
>>579238478bro....
>>579238018Curren Wit is barely stronger than an SR card, SR fuku is actually stronger than her, + she gives guaranteed right handed. Curren will be good for the sprint CM but outside of that she was way overhyped, people were suggesting her because of specialty priortity + high initial friendship but that's honestly not worth it
>>579238284>CurrenBetter if you're stacking wit cards.>FMBetter if you're a gambler or just going to press wit opportunistically.
>>579238583pre-CM rooms might as well be their own meta at this point
>>579238598based af, the accelerated schedule doesn't deserve anything else
any opengod using umabots this CM? last CM I made an entire team and won, this time they didnt quite work and i havent seen a single one in other teams
>>579238582idk then we basically have the same setup minus racing stam, but I've seen rickey simply steal a lot of wins too so could just be that
Fuji Kiseki
>>579238748fudgy gazaggy :DDD
>>579238748Fucky Kisexy
>>579238617And for the gaslighters suggesting curren is in anyway comparable to finemo, they arent event close, finemo is leagues better. And for this whole scenario finemo gives right-handed + fall runner + nimble nav which is useful in basically all the CMs we will run.
>>579237916I don't know. I've seen people say that eventually the strategy becomes bringing one card of each type. If that's the case, I figure Wit Cafe is better for the 3000m and beyond range as you would not want Full Throttle gold (Wit Satono Diamond) and you could then bring Creek as well to pump stamina up.
>>579238748>>579238789>>579238794Reminder that her aptitudes spell BABE
>>579238701probably that, seiun can't steal from bourbon and you have a lot more wit compared to mines
>>579238601The most fun thing about having Sex with El is how you could go from having your pelvis pulverized to nailing her to the wall merely by removing her mask.
Complete slaughterhouse
Remember to put PP on your bobo
>>579239015Ian..
>all my victories were decisive and all my loses were second place or second and thirdGuess I need to remake my aces...
>>579239015good job Ian
nice fucking game retards
>>579239015Ian...
the kind of dude that will steal your plat
I didn't even make group A
>>579239061I wish these were my matches...
>>579239126Haha good joke anon.
>>579239061don't bully bro they're just on their way to the B leaguetake the free W
>>579239039bro has 4 aces
>this AND strelitziaokay you go sweepy
>>579239036>mouse over clip>say out loud 'where is she going'>look at filenamelel
>>579237496It's actually 35/40 and not 37/40, Rudolf is a day 2 addition
>>579238635>at this pointThat has always been the case other than that one CM when Runaway Suzuka held every lobby hostage
>>579239126HOW
>>579239015You can do it, Ian!
>>579239061TWICE IN A ROW FULL CLANKER LOBBYthis server is so shit it's unreal
Chances of losing Finals and quitting the game are at 40% now
So is the strategy for getting good legacies to run Grand Parent's in MANT then use Unity/GC to build your actual racers?
>>579239015Ian! Ian! Ian!
>>579237496pasa really locked in today unlike oguri who was having a witlet episode not activating her heals
>his elo from previous CMs is so low that he's seeing all of the clankers
>>579239191>>579239284I don't fucking know I guess I'm just bad at game
>>579238562>>579238562>>579238562HELP A NONCE SQUADDER OUT MY TP IS FULLmaybe ill just clank for a cm19 gp
At last I got my wife her casual fit
>>579239376That's the minmax way to do it. But the "preserve your sanity" way to do it is auto running GL for all parents and grandparents and just planning around mission races.
>>579239420
>>579239420Let me guess, you fell for the 900 wit meme bullshit and maxxed power instead?
>>579239376That is way more trouble than it’s worthYou can do that though, if you really, really, really want to
>>579239376clanking SS uma in GL is perfectly fine for gps desu
>>579239482900 wit is all you need though???
>>579239628Based, that's a delicious team
what do you guys consider to be a good winrate?i got 70% but im pissed because compared to others it's low
>>579239667cute team
>>579239472>>579239512>>579239576Ok, so its a question of if I'm autistic enough to grind out MANT.I may give it a try and see if I go crazy.
>>579239705WR doesnt matter, just making finals
>>57923970570-80 is good for Round1
>>579239472what's better about MANT?
>>57923970580+% in Round 1 and 70+% in round 2
>>579239748wr tells me if you're skilled or just lucky
>>579239705im always on 40~60 and i have 11 plats
>>579239748it matters to me
>>579239628yo its them
>>57923970530-40% WR is cool for a 3K lobby
>>579239705this desu >>579239748I always plan around great mood, couldn't care less about round consistency because you'll get good-enough mood on average to make it through
>>579239705WR is just bragging rights. The goal is A finals.
>>579239789You have no mission races, so you can get the same G1s (usually all of them) on all GPs and parents without any misaligning, so you get max possible affinity.Again, only a small bonus compared to throwing auto runs at GL and about 10 times more effort, but the turbo autists might do it that way
>>579239798Luck is the most important aspects of uma pvp too
>>579239848>>579239849If you have a 50% WR in the easiest round you are not winning finals gwocho...
lotta nonce squadders this CM...
>>579239813>>579239628that's a cute theme
>>579239628cute fillies
Some people are running really shitty fronts, no wonder the Haku data was so skewed
>>579239705winrate is irrelevantall that matters is you win A finalsi got 2nd on A finals with a 12% win rate team with a 1L differencethats how fucking stupid and meaningless winrate is on round 1 and 2
>>579239927who said anything about havinv a 50% wr
>>579240008I won against whales with a sub 30 wr total in A finals. It was funny
Anyone who runs Urara on the turf is gigabased.
>>579239934sprints and miles are nonce squadder territoryunless you are bringing deadbeat flower into medium
>>579240153I saw one new year Urara in my races, she came second. I love how many horses that are viable in this CM, xoguri is so tiresome.
Some evil blocking going on
don't worry about the WR if you're meant to win you will win, and if your fate is to lose you WILL lose
>>579240008I lost Leo 2 with a 78% winrate across both roundsbut also<-
>>579240008This is cope
nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad
Nyo....
>>579240153I tried doing one but I only could make turf B
wife
Wait so according to witgod, next cm even though it's a xogfest it's also kino because you can run whatever you like?
>>579240375nta but cope for what lmaoI can have the same rewards, same titles as you with 10% winrate as you with 60% winrateit does not matteronly winning A finals matter
>>579240335>indogLmao
>>579233554Ohhh, that's a very telling nuke.
>>579240604>What is consistency
>>579240558OG Dober works so it's actual kino
CMS win rate works exactly like training percentages. High odds don't guarantee success, low odds don't guarantee failure.
>>579237248I used her on my end xog. Didn't end up using any lates I trained with her but did make some good ones.Seems pretty simple though, if they have speed growth 2 spd + Ruby, if 0 speed growth 3 speed and just get Leap forward instead
>>579240750that literally does not matter as long as someone wins A finals, how do you not understand that
>>579239015Good job IanI thought I was the only person that used their actual first name as their player name
>>579240558You can always run whatever you likeJust don't get mad when Xog procs Festive Miracle and zooms past everyone on the corner and does you 6L differenceDirt Medium was the literal worst CM in Uma history because it was both a xogfest gated by Dirt sparks.Turf track lets you pick a wide variety of Umas to get Xogged anyways so just have fun.
>>579240558yeah bro, run whatever you like you will be losing to the xmas hogger anyway
>>579240759I'm tempted to make mare team with Dober, Finemo and someone else, but I'll have to see, seems like training more than 2 styles is gonna be a bother
>got to match with a bwo from UMAOOOO>we both lostOH NOES
>>579240604Win rate shows how good you are, a plat shows how lucky you are.Obviously I'd rather have 6 total wins and a plat win instead of 80 total wins and a 3rd place finish. But the 6 win guy is obviously worse than the 80 win guy
>>579240913That's a child.
>>579240913You can't post that
>>579240814How do you not understand if you can win consistently through the rounds you have a higher chance of winning final versus your 1 CM win coinflip
>>579240913Nishino... It's spilling everywhere...
>>579240468you can just tell us you have an NTR fetish instead of posting stuff like this. we won't judge. trust. trust me.
>>579240910literally who fucking cares about any of that, I can have the same title as you with a low winrate>y-y-yeah but you're not as good as menobody actually cares
>>579240913uoh
>>579240913Thre trifecta of what a man needs... in one...Big need
>>579240823>Dirt Medium was the literal worst CM in Uma history because it was both a xogfest gated by Dirt sparks.>Turf track lets you pick a wide variety of Umas to get Xogged anyways so just have fun.preach sis god i love smart ppl
people are still trying this btw
>>579240558Well yeah, cm19 is slightly better than cm17 in a sense that you have more umas to chose from. But that's just more umas for xog to run past by 6L when they proc festive miracle.
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>>579241028uh oh loser meltie
>>579240910Uma and Horse Racing in general is a luck game. At least you aren't that guy who bet on the favorite only to lose their life savings to some shitter dark horse.
>>579240989post that whale golshi with a 90% winrate losing to an f2pgawd
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