Previous: >>578892927Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Eggstra Work 8/28-8/30• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Eggstra Work is still going on if anyone cares.
>>579223208i don't
How long would it take to reach EVP400 so I don't have to worry about spawning grounds ever again?
>>579223363Don’t you need to get to 999 in order for it to be set to 400?
>>579223208No, I don't like repeating the same exact seed for rounds and rounds. I lack that sort of autism.
>>579223862Yes, but 200 is enough so that I don't blow a gasket after 2 bad shifts.
>>579223208I'm never playing eggstra work again. It made me really hateful toward people because I expected them to play perfectly.
>>579224262There are those who play perfectly. So perfectly that the high score is too high.
>900 evpno fucking chance in hell that I'm making it.
>>579224741Want some Woomy’s?
>>579223363Around 2.5 hours if you clear all shifts. Realistically maybe 4. You still have a chance. It gets easier the further along you are because you're are not herding the retarded.
I want to kiss a woomy
Smooching a woomy on the lips!
HoianViewr 2.0 is tommorow!
>>579225870I'd be slightly upset if they finally add gear names two days after I went through the trouble of making a list.
Just cleared my first (and now second) HLM at Spawning Grounds. Feels good.
>>579226138Same. I should post my list so it doesn't feel like a waste.
>>579226154Good work
>>579226154おめでとう!
Kumasan plz
>>579227334I liked that game but I was spoiled on the cool ending.
Postan it again because the eepy just-after shift Shiver is adorable
>>579225079>960I don't think I have it in me.
>>579225870[citation needed]
>biskits are glitched in Hoian ViewerAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579229772Ears too.
>>579229772ill never be three-dee tee-heed...
>>579230108Post ceph. I'll do it now.
>>579229595You need more Woomy.
>>579230108You can probably do some clever editing, like when I have to take two separate screenshots of my character in a different game and stitch them up using Paint .NET because one of her armor's textures are glitched and doesn't seem like it'll get fixed anytime soon.
>>579230420>Can only make it to 999 during gold shiftsGod I fucking suck so hard.
I hit a wall, starting to lose hope a bit. Usually this happens around 700 for me and there still plenty of time to make up for it.
>>579233249>teehee i hit a wall if only someone from here would carry me
>>579232559At least you make it to 999
Anyone want to fish?
>579233569
This set up got me to floor 81 and I cant' get any further. Any advice to help me in the home stretch? Also how do I get three fans?
>>579233898I could fish.
>>579233898Yeah, I gotta watch the news.
>>579234113.. you have a fully maxxed out weapon and can't get past floor 81?the power tank is good enough to even get you up hundreds of floors, what are the perks on your gadgets?damage surge from a speed tank gadget and tank activation is good, with your weapon you should also have the tactical tank perk which ferments fish around you (again it's why tank activation is important)anyways, damage surge + tank activation is good enough to completely demolish most stuff
>>579233898i could kill a king
>>579234448>you have a fully maxxed out weapon and can't get past floor 81Its 84 that's eating me up really.
>>579234554>>579234356>>579234295opening
>>579230604Yup.
>>579234657How? Is it a specific boss or something?
GG's Salmoneers!
GGs
>>579234113>fully maxed out weapon>can't even get to 100Genuinely completely honestly skill issue, no amount of upgrades or build changes are going to carry you any further. You need to just do better, anon.What is killing you, the timer or the salmon?
ggss trikings
GGS solmroom! Thank for joining. I will keep going for a bit if anyone else wants to join
I hope (You) are still doing okay out there in the grounds.
>>579234113Heh, I thought I'd be funny and prove that that low, I can do it with a 50+0 Primo Plastic Bottle and NO gadgets.I uh... got like 300 eggs.Okay, try #2. Let's change weapon to non-Primo Toy Shark (attack speed range blaster), 50+41. Still didn't get past level 82, only got like halfway through.Okay, try #3. Just bring Torqscrew. Auto power eggs + Ferment. Aaaand cleared 82-84 with like 40 seconds left each floor. Okay, my perfected Torq with 80% damage boost from Upgrades and 24% Vortex Damage does deal a fair amount of damage but really, it was the Ferment and Power Egg collection that made the difference.So... yeah. I do have some questions for you.1. Why the flying F are you using a ink-efficiency weapon? Use literally any attack speed weapon (that you can tolerate) and upgrade that to 50+29 at least. Primo isn't required.2. You do have Egg collection in Splatellites, right?3. Are you getting tripped by the triple Bigs in F84? Kill the small ones first. They're far less tanky, and their shockwaves will help you clear everything else so that you can focus down the big Bigs.
>>579238395>What is killing you, the timer or the salmonBoth. Either I get overwhelmed or I run out of time....
>>579239436get that booyarang off and replace it with the flywire for damage surge and tank activation, alternatively replace it with a dash with damage surge and replace hatchet with the mitts (alongside tank activation)
>>579239436Unironically skill issue. What level are you?
>>579239681Anon, useful damage surges are 5 star drops. He absolutely doesn't have any since he clearly hasn't cleared F100.
>>579239436You'll have to replace splatchet. It's extremely slow for what it does. If you can't then remove verticale slash and put more damage.
>>579239347>1. Why the flying F are you using a ink-efficiency weapon?Eh, its nice not having to worry about ink>2. You do have Egg collection in Splatellites, right?No, I was thinking of changing that up. >3. Are you getting tripped by the triple Bigs in F84?Yep.>>579239774126
>>579238751960
>>579240676Need some help or are you with good randos?
anyone wanna help me get to 400 currently on 310
>>579239878even lower tier damage surges are useful, it's free damage.
>>579240250>Eh, its nice not having to worry about inkWell sir, you're having trouble with DPS. Your best source of DPS is are attack speed weapons. It's not like you can't play with that, but there are just far more efficient alternatives.Tactics (Hi-Fiver) and Speed (Blast Boot, Dash Bomb, Jump Bomb) have Ink Resupply parts which entirely remove ink worries. I doubt you have those parts though... since Hi-Fiver replenishes about once a second, even the 10% part there is very good. If you have that and are willing to change into either Tactics or Speed to get access to it.But hey? Play how you like. You'll get more DPS just by playing the game, really.
>>579240804If you got a minute? Getting tight now. 930..
>>579241162Sure
>>579241162I'll join the cause.
>>579241248Room up, pw WOMY (9669)
>>579240958What’s in it for me?
>>579242351You get to look at my ceph outside.
The suspense is killing me.
GG's Slommers!
Tell me about the yebswhy do they booyah so much?
>>579245356GGs, dinner soon.
>>579241160Guess I just need to throw in the towel on this. I can't even make it past 81 now due to the brutal waves its sending me all of a sudden.
>>579245356>>579245583GGs and thank you sammins, 9s have been achieved! Three more to go.
yay
>>579246057Hooray!
>>579246057uglies
finally got my bronze badge last minute yay
>>579246057Little Buddy is terrified
>>579246057>>579245583>>579246497Yup, those are good woomies indeed.
>>579246087>>579246393Congrats! The fish is your oyster!
>>579245356>>579245583>>579246057>>579246087Congratulations to the beautiful salmon group! Happy to see you guys got what you wanted for Gold Rot
>>579246217>>579246714how come you people never say this when i do something cool in a pb or splatfest
>>579247395Because your woomy ST/ink/S!
>>579247395I’m not there to witness you.
strong arms drawing is going to have to wait due to the fact that I fucking got hit by a cargonna still try and make it happen this week though because feel bad making you guys wait.Just in a lot of pain and having trouble walking and balancing
>>579248362You got hit by a car?! I hope that you’re taking extreme care of yourself to heal properly.
>>579248362wtf!! glad to hear you're doing well enough to the point of worrying about a drawing but really, really focus on yourself first, hope you're getting all the support you needplease, take care of yourself
>>579248362I don't dislike you enough to say anything mean about this, get well soon
>>579247395IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME NOT HIM
>>579248362Cod damn. I hope you get well soon, if it's too much for you, I think we'd rather you heal up first and foremost. Was it some dumbass on his phone?
>>579249292I didn’t mean to quote, now my joke was ruined.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>579248489>>579248710>>579248832>>579249449Thank you very much, I really sincerely appreciate it. I didn't get a good look at them since I could only process me walking one moment and then being hurled onto the pavement the next, and then just hearing the car speed off.To be 100% honest this actually happened about 2 weeks ago, but I'm only bringing this up now because I now need a cane to walk around since I think my inner ear is fucked so I can't walk properly without losing my balance. Really only hit me a couple nights ago when I fell pretty hard in the shower. Just trying to take it as easy as I can while I recover, or at the very least try and work through it in case this is permanent. >inb4 did you file a police report?Yes, but it was at the foot of a hiking trail so there were no cameras and I didn't even get a good look at him either so I'm probably SOL
>>579250250Well fuck whoever did it and I hope someone knows something, but I hope you get a speedy recovery.
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/thq2b6.png
>>579252742Amazing caps. Again, thanks for hosting
>>579252742chocowoomy sexo
>>579254605Walking around will all that SQUID
>>579249541>mfw sketch wasn’t the schizo|| I was held captive in my room for two years by a janitor who blocked my access to the boards, and I’ve been trying to circumvent the band as best as I can to get this message out to somebody who will listen if anything other janitors hopefully aren’t stuffing their face with hot pockets on this one.Sketch I genuinely owe you an apology. I’m so sorry.
>>579255386So... who was?
>>579255386Apologies accepted and no hard feelings. I'm used to people hating me for the most insane reasons so everything is fine.Did... you really think I was the one that would post that every thread? Also what gave it away that it wasn't me? Furthermore what made you think it was me in the first place?
>>579255386y r u fat
will NEVER be me
Schizo this, Schizo thatWhen's the next PB?
>>579256840next week
>>579255890My next question for you janitors why did you steal my clothes and strand me at the bus stop don’t worry I’m OK though
>>579256840SEXOOOOO
>>579254605gurkan really acting like the cucKold mormon pointing out his own character to sexualize no wonder you had a transcord schizo meltdown bc everyone was always bullying you kek
>>579256840why can't you make just one normal post drawfag
>>579256840I don’t think R even plays pb anymore.
>>579256840I don’t recognize the shadowy ceph…..which player?
Will tell me who these names are and their story, old woomy? I want to dream of the times before grandfest
>>579257781Come back for Splat 4 /ink/ ended on a cliffhanger
>>579257924Nah, I like joining the pbs. I lurked during grandfest but idk why I went solo went I first got splat 3 years ago.
>>579258208>idk why I went soloBecause you'd be playing with hackers known as 4chan.
>>579258391Honestly it just came to me not knowing /ink/ existed. I had a friend I use to play splatoon all the time but nows he's gone
but playing with /ink/ is scary what if they find out im... stale
>>579262364I think you're gonna be ok. You aren't the wider splatoon.... community....
>>579257540I haven't seen him in over 2 months, good riddance
Short open?
The 4chan janitor bans his woomy waifu FOR FREEMy buddy on the bench has good taste in Facebook memes
>>579262857sure
>>579263573Opening
2/4
>>579263725Knock
>>579264390Opening after this game.
>>579264474Catch u on the next rotation Switcheroo charging in the parkHoly shit I am so ghetto
>>579264474Knock.
>>579264918Damn>>579264972Up
GGs open
gggs
GGs open.
GGs open. Ya'll have good night and thanks for having me
BGs (I wasn't there)
>>579265960They were pretty bodacious games.
>>579264918I'm never bringing my switch to a fucking park again, tried playing smash with the boys at 3 am and a drug addict literally spawned out of the bushes and attacked us
>>579266998Sorry man, that was me. I was going through meth psychosis and I thought you were sanitized Agent 3
>>579266998skill issue unless you are in New York Compton or ChicagoJust be urself
>>579267462You think she'd let me drink a couple shots of Actionberry Twist from her belly
>>579256840>Queen WoomyDo you think woomies are just as cliquey as real women
>>579268183You need to add Portland and LA in that list. They're pretty much Compton lite
>>579268183it was new york
>>579269541Woomimi.... Squit... Squigga... Why?
>>579269316nowoomen stick together the real enemy is someone here with janny/m*d powers trying to silence reality
>>579272472why are you in hospital
>>579272523to cure my bad taste in idols
>>579272472>team present yeah you need help
still waiting on the fat janitor to post his /fit/ schedule and how much he lifts he doesn't go to the gym so anything he even realistically comes up with is a tarp>>579272523some dumb anon decided it would be funny to abandon his woomy waifu in 100F/30C and no car>>579273572I'm fine!
How foolish of me to think women had tolerable taste in porn.
>>579276548Do NOT call her FUCK!!!!!
>>579276328this is really bad but still not as bad or pathetic as kold
>>579276328/ink/ is always a disaster between games
I'm so glad I only like woomies
>>579276548I thought /ink/ women were into yaoi what kind of general is this
>>579279413They're into NTR
The only thing I'm into is holding hands and cute cheek kisses.
>>579279828Boring virgin
>>579276548>he says while men of the general want to see big ugly and dirty fish ravage their woomies
>>579279883Actually wrong. I learned I don't enjoy sex because my brain might be wired weird. I'm a boring autist and video games and cute woomies are better and more fun.
>>579280198Porn addiction
Splat2nfag here, Salmon run closing at night has always and will always make me mad, fuck your immersion let me play the fucking game already. I don't want to play Turf or Comp.
>>579280962>Nnoooooo don't make me play pvp in my pvp series
>>579280962Just pick up 3 alreadySalmon run is the exact same except you can play with shitters to your heart's content
>>579281158It's fun but not as fun as Salmon run imo, especially when you get matched with max attack upgraded opponents
>>579281256Salmon run in 3 is significantly better. In 2 it's too easy and always put my brain on autopilot.
>>579281461this but the opposite
giwtwm
YOU VILL GRIND ZA CRYSTALS AND YOU VILL RAIKU IT
>>579279613WrongMy thing is uhI want to be a pocket sized woomy close to r’s heart
My fetish are good woomies with huge woobies.
my extreme fetish is being desired by somewoom
Is Splatoon Actually Overrated?
>>579288936>see woomiesNo it's overhated
>>579276548The other women in this general are fujos.
I'm into fellatio so splatoon makes me sad
>>579282569can you stop being a disingenuous contrarian for five seconds?
>>579279828>>579280198good woomy
>>579288936Holding hand with two of th3se woomies and kissing the third one
>>579288682he's not into you give it up already.
>>579293331Kissing two of these woomies and holding hand with the third one
>>579282569>trash is almost completely ignorable>every enemy is slow and easy to deal with>hlm is a cakewalk in comparison to 3nah
>splat3 turns 4 in just a few weeks>had a major version update as early as this year>still getting regular balance patchesHow much longer do you think the devs will stick with 3 content wise? There's still no signs of halting Splatfest/Big Run reruns, Challenges are still on a regular schedule, hell we even got a backported Raiders weapon.
>>579295436These are all pretty easy implementation wise, since all the content is already made, easily done by just one person with a good enough understanding of the codebase
>>579295436there's already no big run nor splatfest next month so at best we're only getting special fests reruns
>>579295436Game's clearly on maintenance mode, but it's commendable that they're not completely cutting off all events like they did with 2 (until the coof happened)
yebby-man, yebby-mandoes whatever a yebby canthat is it, that's the songthey can't do shit on their ownhe's herehe is the yebby-man
Spider-Woom, Spider-Woom, radioactive Spider-Woom
Weyyo!
>>579295436>had a major version update as early as this yearI was surprised by this, even though ver 11.0 is fucking ass>regular balance patches>1% inking reduction, +-10p for speciallol
>>579306292disingenuous post
Anyone wanna open at rotation?
>>579307419what's the stage/mode?
>>579308921haggle/shipshape zones
>>579309012uhhhh sure
>>579307419sure
>>579307419
>>579313134NTA but i can open a room in his place
>>579313239go for it
>>579313317Opening
>>579313373knock
>>579317109opening
>>579317356Knock.
>>579319260opening!
bgs open play better
>>579322415sorry that was me....
my woomy told me she wants a woom tattoo...
ggs
ggs open
Ggs open
>>579323067Good woomies.
I'm bad at the game, and that's good. I will never be good at splatoon, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than woomy.
>>579323067Good long floppers.
>>579256840
seek help for your porn addiction
>>579328012Too big
Is your woomy an oc or just the product of your sexual fantasies?
>>579329343yes
>>579329343Depends on how I'm feelin. Someday I want to hold hands and snuggle with one and then hatefuck the other because she keeps teasing me on my shitter ways
>>579329343OC but she was created based on my fantasies, although I like her too much so I don't see her as lewd
>>579329343my veemo is more the former, my woomy is more the latter
>>579329343my woomy is the product of what i think is cute.
