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Death with Hoodwink edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

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Buff Hoodwink
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Can I get an iced coffee, with breast milk... I mean, iced coffee with breast milk... er... sorry mommy, I mean sorry ms. mommy, I mean mommy.
Oh god.
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gee dotards how come you get 2 threads?
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Why did they make Lina's taunt normal and then pivot exclusively into retarded musical fortnite dances
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>>579241002
Hey I won didn't I, Hoodwink is now officially kill
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Sex with Hoodwink thread
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Yo, fuck dis new Dota 2 bullshit! Old Dota was PURE FIRE, nigga! Balanced as hell, heroes actually fun, lanes was brutal, and matches felt like real wars! Now dem clowns done ruined everything wit stupid ass patches, overpowered garbage, paywall trash, and all kinda weird ass changes. Game straight TRASH now, feel like a damn chore! Old Dota was 10x better, devs killed my favorite game, no cap! Bring back da real shit or fuck off!!
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no new patch, no new hero, no announcement on the event but at least a few goys got ten years old items but in purple and ten years old map skins right
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>>579241436
Ench did it better
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why are these millionaire white only fans whores getting black/brown e celeb boyfriends
is brown worship that extreme in the USA
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>>579242546
Raceplay is hot. I wish I had a hot native brown wife. I'd colonize that womb in a heartbeat.
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>>579242546
zoomer girls are open to brown and black boys, also kpop is elevating chink zoomer boys
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we are all one race, grow up. everyone plays dota regardless of skin color...
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>>579243057
Blacks don't play dota. At least, I don't think they do. Prove me wrong.
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>>579243127
haven't seen any brothas that play dota 2, can't remember ever seeing a black player in TI
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Remember when people used to dick suck hobo harry here

I mean just straight suck dick

Immediately trying to latch onto any person they can lmao
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hobo abandoned us
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>>579243342
>Immediately trying to latch onto any person they can lmao
except psg lol everyone hated that loser
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>>579243342
Not really, he was a massive fag and everyone knew it but at least he wasn't that PSG guy, man that guy would probably suck dicks for Chuck E. Cheese coins
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the one moba playing black ass nigga i knew played hots
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i don't care about your thread celebs
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I didn't roll a single arcana in Crownfall Candyworks, but I've rolled four so far (unfortunately one was the only arcana I already had) in Dark Carnival Candyworks. Neat.
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>>579242546
>caring about onlyfans prosts
you're the biggest loser here
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>>579244124
feels like rares chances are just higher in this one
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I finally got arcana from candyworks but it was techies. I'll take it, I guess...
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who is hobo harry? can someone give me a really quick rundown? looks like he streams but why did he post here ?
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>>579242546
rent free.
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>>579245028
He's Icelandic dota player but he got banned for misgendering a trans lady.
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>>579245028
Posted gay Slark and BH porn for some reason, tried to start streaming but left once he realised no one gave a shit, only benefit to him was that PSG was obviously jealous of him for being younger, having more hair and having a higher MMR
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>>579245774
>having more hair
The fag is bald
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>>579246058
We know psg is bald, that was implied
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This is your opportunity to post WaifuRanger
right
NOW
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>>579245774
he had enough mmr to stream snipe other streamers for a while
but now he's a rank 5k shitter or w/e
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>>579246058
PSG is Baldur, he went on his streamchat and was talking shit, he was obviously upset

>>579246179
I don't pay any attention anymore, he was streaming against mason like 3 years ago, he tried to friend request him and mason called him a bitch or something, that's about as far as I remember, he was very annoying as most attentionwhores are
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5 games, 4 losses 1 win, weekend dota at it's finest
>blatant wintrader in one match
>axe without BKB for 46 min in one game
>undying without shard and phoenix without aghs against lc in another
>cores not doing objectives and just farming while screeching at supports to buy smokes/wards(we already have wards and they won't join for smoke anyway)
>the one win I got was a very unsatisfying stomp that was 22 min long compared to 50+ min game losses from before
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>>579245169
holy based
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>both cores did 7k hero damage in a 40 minute game

??? and they spent the whole fucking game pinging me
this is how you lose behavior score
Getting ONE GAME out of 15
with 2-3 absolute zero impact AFK animals who blame you for being garbage
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why are you so obsessed with mason?
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you are a fucking puck
go to a side lane and start a fight

Get a fucking aeon disk 2nd/3rd item, they have 10 stuns you retard
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>>579246926
In this general he's a hero, end of story
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>>579246906
Better keep engaging in this experience
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>>579247435
I need to buy a new account
its a waste of time playing in low behavior score/low mmr games
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>>579246162
Why is there splooge on her Siltbreaker's Summons
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>>579247492
Please move on and have new phone experiences in your life I'm begging you

Well folks without much fanfare I think I'm gonna uninstall for the last time, Dota doesn't justify the space, I last enjoyed it in like 2016

Reminder:
MMR was always a lie
Behavior score was always real
PSG was right and proved it.

My failures are many. I beg you to learn from my successes, not least of all: quitting this game.

PSG out.
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>>579247723
Newfound experiences. Goddamnit. I'm old.

Goodbye! I love you all!
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Anything regarding dota in the valve leak?
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>>579246906
why would you lose behavior score?
did you try communicating with them? lmao.
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started playing recently. game's fun, I play with friends. I like centaur.
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>>579248000
>valve leak
?
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Gamer fuel?
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>>579247723
>boomer so decrepit he can't handle dotes anymore and has to play mobile games
lmao.
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>>579248365
You know it
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>>579248547
for what purpose would someone draw CM snorting cocaine
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>>579248296
entire steam database from like 2009 to 2013 leaked betas included.
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>>579248775
I don't get it. what does that mean.
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>>579248672
I don't remember, there was probably some drug talk going on at the time, be thankful we didn't get Hoodwink ODing on smack
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>>579248892
why the fuck do you ask then, retard.
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>>579249282
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>>579249898
Hoodwink is obviously a fent addict.
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>>579249898
Hoodwink doesn't have tits wtf is this
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>>579243127
everyone plays dota we just dont announce it to the world mike ross being one of them
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>>579249898
wow one of the better art posted here what would it be like smoking one with hoodwink
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>>579249898
Stacked hoodwink is my favorite.
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>>579251124
This guy managed to get worse with every picture
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enemy picked some amove hero like lina mid
my mid is a fucking pango

how do you win a game like this
eventually it reaches 30+ minutes and we can't play dota
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and my 30k networth dies to the fucking 15k networth LC solo because he can't POSSIBLY BUY ANYTHING TO PREVENT THAT
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>>579251435
Burn out is real. As a hoodwink enthusiast, it still gets the job done though. Toys definitely help.
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>>579249790
>>hey, thing!
>what's thing?
>>thing!
>ok but what's thing?
>>WTF RETARD
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https://x.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/2093732593136980246
lmao
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>>579249898
dudelmao.
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This went 11/5/17 vs my team
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>>579251435
He still can't draw an appealing face after 500 Hoodwinks
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>>579251918
Not him but you are retarded and the fact you think posting your Steam age means anything makes you even more retarded because you should know better at this point
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>>579252176
Well you can't make a turd Polish
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>>579252181
so what if steamdb leaked? that's public information already.
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>>579252389
Maybe he should study some furry artists with cute and appealing faces
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>>579251435
He changes style like every other month
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>>579252560
What do you think that picture proves
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>>579253086
slenderwink
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>>579253120
steamdb leaked.
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am i better off playing centaur/tide to have an easier time learning the game or just playing whoever i want like elder titan/visage?
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>>579253790
ET and Visage are higher difficulty. Try to avoid those until you learn game mechanics. Unless you're a micro god, then you can go play Visage.
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>>579253790
lmao you really should be playing something like night stalker centaur and tide require you to actually know when its the right time to press ult
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Are custom games still a thing?
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>>579254438
no
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>>579254472
that sucks, used to love 10v10, and this one called custom hero chaos. after a while people learned that getting damage over time abilities won every time, so if you got rot, lesh ult, and whatever else you won due to the damage scaling
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I don't understand
do all my teammates have 60 IQ
when we absolutely shit on the LC in lane
All you need to do is buy items that give hp and you can never die to his ult...
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200 Quartero levels and it's always been garbage. Why live?
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its been a while, but my behavior score is finally above my mmr
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I should play these heroes more.
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is pos4/5 tiny okay?
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>>579255908
literally the only place to play him. His BAT is bad as hoodwink.
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>>579253790
if you're good at starcraft you can play micro heroes.
if not then just stick to the 1 star difficulty heroes.
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>>579245028
He got famous showing up in cuckva and other streamers games playing stupid shit like offlane Jakiro. Then he tried streaming, but he has no personality and he's gay and bald so it didn't last. Also mental midget. Mason dabbed on him a few times and made speeches and would go into harry's chat to talk shit and you could tell he was visibly shook by it.
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An "Acceptable" gpm is not possible without supports stacking camps for you or if your team isn't just running over everyone
There is simply not enough gold on the map
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another saturday night posting on the gluag and playing/watching dota in a failed life
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>>579257978
pick s tier heros and you'll have no problem with gpm
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>>579258119
>30
>no gf
>unemployed
>no frens
>live with parents
yup
i failed at life
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im afraid of the incoming treant and undying nerfs in the future.
cant believe treant has become the new game warping hero that warrants a first pick/ban in pro games. i cant handle another set of reworks.
undying might need a few tweaks other than that i think he is fine.
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>>579258119
Ah, yes. Some of my favorite dota heros.
Sniper. Stiper. Harbeny. Theboern. Lloch. Some of these you need Warcraft III knowledge to understand.
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>>579258928
ur only 30 get a grip, still time to do anything. dota wont solve any problems
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We doin' it, chat. Feelin' good.
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ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!
>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!
>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!
>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!

ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!
>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!
>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!
>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!

LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM!
LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
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got flamed by retard carry who had 6k less damage than me eventhough his group mate mid stole my farm all the time and didnt even took his 2 designated jungle camps just stealing my ancients again and again
fuck peruvian niggers
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>>579259784
Good job :)
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dotards?
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>>579261291
>Deadlock
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ok i went 0/3 in lane, went into the jungle, did literally nothing but hit creeps for half an hour, ended 0/3/0 and had 450 gpm
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Bro, wtf is this shit?
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haha wow another lion mid and i'm an intelligence mage i wonder how this will go haha
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>>579262056
lmfao
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>>579262056
based
post his id so i can report him
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I just found out you can mark games as private on steam so no one can even see you play them, it doesnt show up as any activity. now I can play dota all day without feeling like a dork
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how do you beat skywrath mage in laning
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>>579263286
ward his jungle
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>>579263286
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why is every game one side having 40 more kills than the other
why is it always just an effortless stomp one way or the other
when does the video game start
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>>579263286
you need to buy raindrops and more regen.
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>>579264736
The game starts when you stop being a whiny quitter.
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>>579265247
Ok the raindrops are gone and so is my money
Now what
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>>579265481
You get money from hitting creeps, you retard.
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>>579263160
I won't. He's too based.
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>>579265481
What? they dont cost that much and you get tons of gold from passive income. Just hit a couple creeps broski
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>>579262056
Just lol
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>>579263160
his profile: https://steamcommunity.com/my/76561197960287930
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>>579262056
a tale as old as time
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God, I'd love to just walk around the house with Hoodwink impaled on my cock.
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Fuck this stupid shit game.
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>>579246162
cheers anon
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Drawfags?
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>>579266724
Hello
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>>579266771
AM + CM sex please
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>>579266851
Not canon pair.
I only draw canon dota.
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>>579261291
He sees the writing on the wall. Dota is dead. Deadlock is now.
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I don't know if I should share this or not, but back in 2015 I ran into mason in a Buc-ee's gas station at like 2am in the morning. I was drunk, and had around 17 miller lites earlier and a massive chipotle burrito that was about to come out of my rear end along with the beer.

Anyways, I was like "yo mason, is that you?" and he laughed and said yeah. Anyways, I had to rush into the bathroom and for some reason he followed me in, I thought he just had to go too. The burrito and beer was about to come out and I rushed to the toilet just in time. It was a disgusting #2, all liquidy and sprayed everywhere.

As I started wiping my ass, I heard a knock on the bathroom stall and to my astonishment it was mason. He said "hey man, don't worry about wiping, I got you". I just said "um, okay" and then mason walked in and started cleaning my asshole with his tongue. Wow, he went to work hard. There were even a few bits of undigested corn caught in my ass hair that he gobbled down.
After he was done, he just said "peace" and walked on out. I wiped my ass one more time for good measure, and there wasn't even the slightest bit of brown. Mason vaccumed and steam cleaned every last spot with his mouth, I've never seen anything like that in my life before, ever.
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>>579248000
https://steam2-db.pages.dev/
numerous 2011 dated depots, I'm too retarded to understand how any of this works
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mason might lose this
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>>579261291
deadlock isnt a hard game you hit crates you hit your own sinners the enemy sinners you have lanes shoved above half before big fights that alone should carry you past oracle
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>>579266851
am is for marci though
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>>579267840
ok, post your rank.
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mason lost the support alchemist game
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if I cared I would be watching his stream.
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>>579266876
Hoodwink + Anon sex please
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sex with hoodwink
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>be sven
>pop ult
>pop bkb
>enemy team just walks away from me until my bkb is over and then kills me
Do people actually think sven is good? He's a joke.
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>>579269286
did you forget to blink on top of them? stun them? harpoon them?
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>>579269474
I'm sure they will all stand together and let me cleave a rampage. No, they're gonna stand 50 feet apart, and throw pit of malice on me, so I have to bkb or get rooted 3 times.
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>>579269731
outplayed.
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sea dota is so entertaining to watch lol
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>>579269731
>blink between 5 enemies with no support
>die
>wtf this hero sucks
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mason demolished a game as necrophos
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mason on muerta
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>>579270101
see dota is definitely better than hear dota
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I just got a few hundred upvotes in a reddit dota 2 thread thought i should share
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mason immediately muted his death prophet as soon as he started talking
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>>579271678
based. some people just have voices that piss me off.
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mason teleported back to his lane after dying and died immediately to a dark seer, and ragequit his game and stream
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>>579271775
thanks brother you should cast the international next year
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>>579270314
>>579271060
>>579271678
its saturday night man you cant fall to this low. watching mason stream and posting like this is sad.
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>>579271885
I am unemployed and have no gf
This is my life now
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>>579272189
same, idk what im gonna do. this game is just an escape from reality...
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is it worth buying candies and rerolls? xD
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>>579272742
If you haven't got anything worthy with your 10 rerolls, sure.
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>>579272189
get lean
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games for the day. i sleep
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>>579272742
I had to buy the bundle to get the techies arcana.
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>>579255676
>only positive vibes
>after he lost his chatting privileges
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>>579275139
Nobody's perfect.
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>>579275372
I am amused by his lack of competence coupled with self-aggrandizement. Despite a huge portion of his games being a safelane carry, he is routinely the least farmed core on his team.

Wonder how far getting carried as a core will take him.
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I felt betrayed watching the pro players all chatted at this last TI.
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>>579275845
Dota is more about capitalizing on your opponent mistakes to take objectives. You could be 20k farmed over the enemy carry and still lose if you make a stupid mistake. I think knowing when to take advantage of those mistakes is a lot more important than doing farm rotations in the jungle.
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Now obviously at the high level of Dota, people are gonna make fewer mistakes. So that's gonna be when the game actually gets hard. But where I'm at right now, I don't have to worry about that.
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>>579276303
No, it's not, idiot. You capitalize on mistakes when you're behind. And you're behind, because you suck at farming, augar.
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What're some pos4/5 that can soak up farm and make up for pub carries that only have a radiance 36min in?
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do enemies start degening when i stack anti heal
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2011 dota stuff slowly coming
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the beastmaster...
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LIONIZE ME
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>>579278816
that's not too fat from the final design
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>>579279029
holy cow
he went through a whole facial plastic surgery procedure
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sorry lads it's annoying to post in two threads at once

>>>/v/746482192
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old items
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I miss old PA arcana crit icon
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>>579279985
SOVL
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>>579278747
>>579279559
holy fuck that leak was real? I saw it on twitter yesterday but I thought it was bullshit
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https://files.catbox.moe/piv9qt.7z

original morphling voice work by jen taylor (lina, windrunner)
I found reddit posts from 14 years ago where people credit morphling to her after the reveal at TI1, but then link to videos of morphling's current voice work
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>>579280992
>click on random file
>"your final solution"
lmao
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>>579279336
this is just the average latina onlyfans whore in 2026
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>>579279336
holy shit thank god valve changed it
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What are some absolute must have heroes in my 3 rotation?
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>>579282719
the radiant melee creep
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>>579282719
Dark Seer, Underlord, Centaur. You'll win 70% of your games if you just build auras.
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lina bald model but the origin is fucked up so I can't get it centered
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>2 losing matches after a big winstreak
>2 different retards having same exact retarded playstyle and making same retarded mistakes
50%
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>>579283759
>socialize tab
would that fix the game today?
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deeeeed game
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>>579240771
What DPI do pro players use nowadays for Dota? I use 800 DPI for FPS games, but it feels a bit slow in Dota.
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>>579285237
I use 2000
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>pre-alpha cm model
damn, that's cool as shit
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>>579285272
1000 Hz? damn, that’s fast
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>>579285639
well, I just dont move my arm a lot, I've always used 2000, 1000hz
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>>579285237
I'm on 1600DPI with my Endgame OP1 8k mouse. But I'm the guy who uses drag movement and has the camera speed jacked up to max so maybe I'm an outlier.
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/v/irgin tourist here, just saw the happening
Where will I be able to see all of the dota related shit? Is male LC real?
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>>579286913
>Is male LC real?
In Dota 2? Doubtful
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>>579283759
Am I going crazy or did the client look like that for the first year of beta or so?
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Show me the REAL puck already
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>>579283089
Those are actually the ones i play
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>>579283089
>You'll win 70% of your games if you just build auras.
Aura items are past it in the big 26 aside from Shiva's Guard
On DS you go Helm into Shivas Blink
Centaur Helm into Heart Shard Blink
Underlord Aghs into Bkb Shivas
obviously Lotus afterward if it's a good Lotus game, which it often is. If you go Crimson Pipe you're bound to be useless and lose
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Where are the roster announcements la?!?!
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>>579282719
Axe, Underlord, Slardar, Bristle, Centaur, Tide, If you can play then you can Mars, Necro, Lycan, Beastmaster
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how do you decide between phase or treads on tiny mid? D2protracker seems pretty split
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>>579288735
it's always treads because of the mana, specially on mid where you'll be higher level (higher skills more mana cost)
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>>579288132
-m1cke
+Arteezy
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>socially awkward
>shy as hell
>barely says a word
>when it happens his team barely listens to him; is often excluded from the discussion

Is Satanic the cutest d2 player atm ?
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>enemy team drafts bh and treant 1st pick
>my support meme picks and buys dagon
how do you even win these games
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>>579290820
>bh and treant went through on enemy team
im not even bothering with the game if that happens
just straight up jungling in the safest corner of the map until they throne
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>puck tries to juke into the trees
>hit him with distiller so we always have vision
>kill him
>eventually he gives up and just spams spells from the back
This is way too good, especially for a 200 gold recipe. I can see it getting the MKB treatment and the recipe will get jacked to 1,000+ gold.
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>>579289917
is this why they lost TI? he couldn't make calls?
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>>579287190
It did
t. early invite
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>>579292114
It was an intentional throw when they picked juggernaut because the betting moneywas higher than the prize pool. His team is a literal betting org, wake up
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>>579279985
wheres da fuckin buriza and guinsoo
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Casual drums on 5? Nah, more of a casual vlads myself
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>normal punch
>says a loud gong and knocks a temporary clone of the victim into existence that immediately starts beating random people in vicinity to death for no apparent reason
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thank god i am getting paid at work for playing this shit, wouldn't touch it otherwise
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>>579295089
why are you working on a sunday
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FREE MY NIGGAS NEGROBOOK
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>>579295876
That's the dragon from Shrek nigga
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>>579295730
why wouldn't i? i prefer free weekdays and i get 2 days free for working sundays
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Some anon got the alpha running
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>>579296698
deadlock vibes
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>>579296698
steps for dota alpha:

- download dota alpha: https://gofile.io/d/GH5C2Ycj
- copy hl2.exe, paste as a shortcut
- shortcut properties, add to “target”: -game dota -dev -console -width 3200 -height 1800 -windowed (adjust the width and height to fit your screen)
- run the shortcut
- enjoy
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>>579296789
chink potm especially
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>>579296437
cause you should be in church
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Time to boot up dota 2, queue hard support, and pick either Wyvern, Treant or Undying
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>>579296876
oh man
they look like runescape beta characters lol
SOVL
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>>579296876
>jugg has barely changed at all
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Maybe I should queue up...
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>player disconnects and doesn't come back
>he's on my team 9 out of 10 times
Forced 50 not even trying to be subtle here
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>>579298562
i win more of my 4v5 than i lose
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What if there was a "replacer queue"
>put into a match where there was a leaver, as the hero who left & the skill level is more or less the same
only for unranked obv
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Intriguing stuff in the Steam repo leak
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>>579299794
me after i eat a lot of ice cream
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>>579298204
Meepo mid
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>>579298618
tales from 3k mmr
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>>579299951
>those child bearing hips
Brehs...
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>>579300250
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>>579299951
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>>579300415
WITH DELICIOUS INTENT
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>>579299951
woah momma
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Shit is just too OP man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KK6sMo8NBY
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>>579300826
>HEROS ET HEROINES
are frenchies for real
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>>579300576
wow
Which hero do you guys think this one is?
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>>579300901
this is kino
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>>579301120
Demoman
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Ok real talk, the fuck do I do with my terrain token?
I have every terrain, do I just claim a dupe of my favorite one? Lol
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in retrospect I do not miss level 1 jungling being a thing at all lol
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>>579301340
Does it expire? Maybe just save it.
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>>579301865
It's not an item I don't think, It's a button in the menu. So when they remove the menu, I'll lose the option
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>>579301979
I got nothing then. Most of them aren't marketable either. Guess you're getting a dupe.
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>>579301864
I do. I hate laning. Me like cutting trees, clicking around watching the clock tick.
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my PL is rushing a naked bloodthorn into heart
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>guy picks naga
>never ever sends main hero to farm lane creeps, main hero only on jungle
>eventually their carry has like a 6 level advantage
>but they both had the same NW
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>>579302476
Play a different game then
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>>579301230
I can't believe every new iteration of lion made him slimmer, is he the ozempic hero?
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>>579304158
>Why are these "people" allowed to play on human servers?
They aren't human.
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arteezys wife is really ugly she has the same nose as the telemarketing guy in persona 4
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>someone on my team disconnect during pick phase
>pick a comfort pick in case it goes bad
>game beginning highlight shows off my over 60% winrate on the pick
>"game is safe to leave no stats will be recorded"

Just spent 5 minutes doing nothing other than having the game tell 9 other people how based I am, is this what it feels like to win an Oscar?
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>>579306497
its ok sheepo, some pro will marry you no need to be envious about it
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>>579307648
what hero and mmr
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how do I beat kez?
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This makes me pretty demoralized but it's also expected.
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>>579308936
am i supposed to know who this is
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>>579308982
yes you should
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>>579309143
why?
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>>579308936
did he went to college? previous experience? how could he land a swe job?
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>>579309191
>not knowing who Universe is
Imagine only knowing nudota and never witnessing its glory days
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>>579308982
No it's just a myth. Nothing else...
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>>579308936
Why just repost reddit stuff on here?
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>>579309191
and yes im kinda mad
>tfw fell for compsci meme
>can't find a job in a few months
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>>579309306
He went to UC Davis after retiring.
Pretty impressive to get into IBM in your 30s. I do similar work but I'd never have gotten into IBM.

Bone7 is a marketing analyst https://ro.linkedin.com/in/armand-pittner
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>>579309467
Meanwhile 36 year old boomers get into IBM with no work experience except playing offlane earthshaker
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>>579309557
screenshot it, I don't have a linkedin account
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>>579310096
nta but this is what i got
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talking about bone7 reminded me of speed gaming which reminded me of their insane manager who bragged about being in prison
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What terrain should I pick, the cave one looks quite cool but people don't seem to like it
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how does LC passive work with evasion?
liquipedia copy pasted Axe and it doesn't work the same as that.
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>>579311231
cavern looks shit so it's perfect for playing hoodwink on, which also looks shit
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>>579309557
>>579309467
The 400lb LoL gamer girl from my high school married an IBMer. That one fact made me feel bad about not using my compsci degree and working in a lower paying field. At least I'm not 400lbs or married to a 400lb person, which almost half the compsci "professionals" I know are.
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>>579311559
mental gymnastics to cope with failure, the brain going full survival mode
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>>579311896
I mean the other solace I have is that half of those "professionals" the ones who weren't senior within 4 years have been unemployed for many years now as the field contracts and their obesity and alcoholism worsens.

I make enough money to get by and play Dota every day, and that's good enough for me.
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>>579311351
Takes like 2 seconds to test which is why my game timer is at 3 minutes
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>>579312116
im that other half but my situation is not so dire, mentally stable enough to keep fit and not do drugs, still playing dota tho
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>>579312161
it's so fast I can't tell if charges are going up when evading.
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>bone7
oh the memories
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>>579312287
Well the charges don't go up they go down but they are all evades except the last hit
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>>579312363
Finding out notail was screeching at them to take his TP to go back while jackylmao was mushmouth screaming made me kek
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Have we admitted as a community that EternalEnvy was never good for even 5 minutes?
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>>579312848
I don't think he cares, people here talk about universe or bone7 getting a job like it's a mystical thing to do while EE made a fortune trading.
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>>579312848
furion can you tp top furion can you tp top furion can you tp top
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>>579312962
So you're saying he's the LeafyIsHere of Dota?
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>>579312672
lmao source on that?
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>>579308936
I work in a totally unrelated field so this is what I always failed to understand. Basically this entire generation of researchers, mathematicians, tech workers, basically the global cream of the crop of academia are tasked with working on developping AI. Do any of them ever wonder if their life's work is building the monolith that'll make them obselete? Or are they fine with that as long as they earn 6 figures
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Don't worry guys my brown boots radiance necro just got his 2nd scythe at 32 minutes, now I'm sure to win
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>>579312962
>while EE made a fortune trading.
Source?
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>human being gets a job and plays dota 2
>reddit dota 2 goes literally insane, several people saying it's the greatest achievement ever, several people saying they are killing themselves today before midnight
why is everyone so inhuman in this game? universe is indian it's obvious he was going to work in tech, he probably did graduation+masters and then got the job, it's literally the most expected outcome out of him
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>>579312962
getting a job in your 30s with zero experience is a mystical thing
no doubt universe had some sort of connection with ibm, nepotism
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>>579314716
indian tech cabal slid him a job
but its still funny watching you compsci cucks with no skills or proclivities who just studied that because you wasted your entire life inside of a computer squirm and cry because youre unemployed
fuck you all
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>>579311231
Caves and reef are really bloated with doodads and shitters with bad pcs can't play them
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>>579314716
>getting a job in your 30s with zero experience is a mystical thing
wrong
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>>579314886
i bailed on my comp sci degree before the nasdaq melted down
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>>579314125
Programming and IT have always been this weird ugly-bro field that works more like a trade like construction or plumbing than other professional fields like medicine or law. Before AI, you get ahead and get hired by who you networked with and who you drink with.

At the same time, AI is impressive, but also a pipe dream. If you understand computer science enough to know that "AI" is just machine learning and know what machine learning actually means (read: 200 year old statistics ran a million times on a fast processor) you know that it will never ever ever replace a 10x programmer, skilled writer, skilled artist, or skilled anything else. It will only replace the lazy boilerplate guys who only got hired because of who they know and barely do any actual work. And low prestige professions like plumbers and shopkeepers, and high prestige professions that require actual effort like Doctors and Lawyers will never be replaced by it.

>>579314716
Compsci is THE nepotism field. Claude codes better and designs better than 90% of these idiots. The exception is like Icefrog and John Carmack.
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>>579311231
Sex with both of these.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLOsM4apiI4 why did personalities like this get phased out of pro dota little by little
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if the AI bet is successful and the technology is as good as people say it'll be then it'll wipe out 95% of white collar jobs in 3 years, if the bet fails we'll have the biggest economic crash since 1929 with the dumbest president of the US ever having to deal with it, so either way I think we're fucked
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>>579315797
the world ended in 2020, i dont care about anything that happens anymore. ai has already done irreparable damage to the greater populace
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>>579315654
ppd didn't get phased out, he chose to search for quick bucks instead of building a dota 2 career either as a player or as a commentator, both jobs pay badly and have very unsure futures so I don't blame him, he should have gone to school like universe if he wanted maximum security but he's white trash, not indian, so he didn't
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>>579315287
Uh oh they didn't like that
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>>579316352
Sex with both of them at the same time.
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i havent worked in 2.5 years and I ahve a CS degree, just wanted to take it easy for a while but now i know im fucked and i play dota all day and shitpost here. i know im fucked buty whatever it is what it is
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>>579315797
>if the AI bet is succesful
This is the thing dude, you need to research and understand how it actually works, and once you do you will realize that this "AI" is not even on the level of good video game bots. All that is going on is we have processors so fast that the can do 300,000,000 cycles in 2 minutes and copy someone's writing or drawing. If humans stopped adding data to liquipedia AI wouldn't even be able to tell you what Axe's starting armor was. It can't think, everything you read implying it can was written by some nepobaby retard who doesn't understand it.
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what would have been a better build?
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>>579316562
you could be like me who failed out of a cs degree 4 years ago and hasnt worked since, there are always worse situation
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Bets?
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>>579317749
I only recognize 5 of those pokemon, I chose the first guy
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>>579317749
don't you have your own board for pokemon
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>>579317749
right because rom makes my pp hard
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>>579317749
what did my boy zacian do to get banned
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>>579317628
whats ur mmr?
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>>579316562
I just got an associate's in cs a few months ago and haven't applied anywhere yet. literally worst time to get this degree, and I knew that in my last 3 semesters but I don't know what else to do.
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>random guy in unranked escapes death and gets a kill
>immediately pause and all chat emotes
>5x reports follow

Do you enjoy staying in low priority hell? If you do then that's fair game to you.
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>>579300901
>looks better than current tidehunter
fuck off valve.
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>>579296876
Can you show kunkka?
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>>579318905
Dota without BM is soulless.
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>>579296876
ah back when the game had the dark-ish asian tribal aesthetic. lots of masks, face markings, etc.
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>>579282740
this looks like neon prime. why do they keep trying to use this space samurai model?
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>>579319583
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oof



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