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wahey
are we liking this cmfeels kinda rng but more than usual but idk
>>579240708Telling what?
>>579241234You're just shit at the game.
>>579241234looking ahead, this is probably the best CM we'll get in GL
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>579241234>feels kinda rng but more than usualhanshin CMs are just downhill casino CMs
ryan LOVE
>>579241234You were never good at the game
>>579240890VodkaScarletMachan
>>579241337Would what Windy do?
>>579241321I'm looking forward to arima more than this honestly....I wanna run makween
Tachyon LOVE
>>579241234DOWNHILL MODE FUCKING SUCKS
>>579241413Mile B to Mile S is not that bad
I'm thinking CM19 will be a 0 effort CMfuck xog
One day, someone will post their 8.6% winrate where they got a 3-win Round 1 ticket, a 3-win Round 2 ticket, and their platinum title. The 7-win wonder will be real.
>>579241398
>>579241478Gentildonna
>>579241469does it really matter everyone has capped wit so the rng just evens out I think
>>579241491yeah it's more just about doing it on long, I don't mind mutating
>>579241550Some people still refuse to train wit for some reason
>>579241234More enjoyable than cm17 at least. Which is a shame that the next one is more oguri slop.
>>579241234Shittermama
>>579241550believe it or not, there were people who thought 900 wit is "enough"
>>579241478Def Vivlos
>>579241469You can only say that during chukyo sprints
When does the Xog domination end?
>>579241502>4500 SP equivif it's any consolation, you found the literal white whale
Taiki love!
>danchou is talking about disbanding himself irl again
>>5792416792 more CMs after this, then the Aries rerun, then you'll never see her again
>>579241398bitedroolcomplain
>>579241698wtf that's fucking nuts legit has to be max discount on EVERY skill
Lost to a shittier team because my late surger was too good and already in the front half at the start of late race award
Fuji Kiseki
>>579241679>>579241750and you'll never see her again because only soulless metachuds run her, and the moment she becomes 2nd best uma she gets dropped
>>579241790And fast learner
>>579241624I didn't think it was enough but I can't get higher with 1600 speed. Sucks to suck.
>>579241818mile
>bring Sweepy>starts winning>get in group AI'm sorry for doubting you Sweepy
>>579241850oh yeah for sure fl alsowouldn't even mald losing to that desu
>>579241679Xog never goes away.She just changes formsGrandmasters you will see this dorkass on every single CMOnly on Project LArc you will get to see actual variety
>>579241918Hot
>>579241240I need more of these
>>579241234I love RNGThis CM is fun
>>579229661it's working!!!!!!!!!!!
>>579241679Just one more CM where she's dominant, and one more she's good. Then we're free
>>579241964She's a more interesting character than Oguri so it's fineAlso Uni actually cares about positioning and needs to bring conditional accels
>>579242113if you love rng so much where is your super lucky 7
frontlords have arrived
>>579242214Can you shut the fuck up, super lucky 7 is GAMBLING not RNG.
>>5792415502/3 of my team have 900 wit...
>>579242225Nyoooom
>>579242310gambling is RNG tho
When does a CUTE and BEAUTIFUL uma becomes the meta?
I want to cum inside of Tosen Jordan.
>>579242310but it's rng whether it will activate or notrng is gambaand gamba is rng
>>579237496>1-4-2-4 yesterday>4-3-4-5 todayFewer sweats today and my umas wanted to run today, Finemoan got her wins she was denied yesterday, so I'm happy. Fun winrate bump today but I remain realistic, I await the hell of Round 2.
>3/5/4 on free entries>1-4 on the paid entryI keep falling for it
>>579242356Soulless automaton award
TEIO STEPPU DA>*loses to Vodka and Taiki Shuttle*
>>579242379See you at Arima Kinen
>>579242379ENTER
>>579242502>thread spamming that fronts were le bad after posting Hakuraku data>Round 1 later, you fags are are back to seething at them again
>>579241153But why is she at soup?
>>579242615Retards gonna retard
>>579242681Sex with Maru at Soup
>>579237496Consider my Nishino to be 20% only
So why does Fuji Kiseki have the front of her shirt open in her race wear? What if they slip out?
>>579242843>whyBecause I like it
>>579242843Thats the secret, it'll distract the other Umas, thus letting her get an advantage
>>579242615I know that you personally are a goyslave & the raped
>>579242009I would drink juice with Creek and Maruzensky.
>>579241948Who would want that ugly bitch fuku when you can have THIS!!!
>>579237496>POST DAY 2 WINRATE85%, not bad
>>579242928Uh oh melty
>>579242952I would drink their juice if you know what I mean hahaha
>>579241791we told u to bring budding bossom (breasts) bwo
Her name is Yuki, stop calling her weird names made up by c*lifornians.
People who do nothing but fan farm in clubs are so fucking cringe dude. Like you can tell they think they're hot shit for "carrying" the crew when they don't even actually play the game. Just because you have twice the fans of the number 2 spot doesn't make you good faggot. It makes you pathetic.
>>579242113>>579241540Where are you getting these?
soupino soupjin
>>579243081brother those are bots
>>579243096these get posted here
>>579243071now do maya flower sweep and urara
>>579243058Yukino Bitchin
>>579243058What kind of surname is Pigeon anyway
Hey fellow trainers in chat! How do I stop my trainee from stealing my dirty laundry?
>>579243071Stegosexo
>>579243096theres a guy in this thread who generates them and will occasionally ask for requests
>>579243201what kind of surname is Fat?
>>579243058Soupino Yepperjin
Not that many fronts in round 1, I wonder if that will change in round 2
>>579243356It's Chinese, mainly from Hawaiian diaspora
>>579241234I am, I get to see my umas get to go fast and I didn't have to worry that much about stamina. I'm not eager for CM19 then Arima Kino after that, I'll be needing to focus on stamina again, bleh.
>/uma/ will get a Ms Victoria Teio this CM
Don't forget that this is the last scenario where powercreep isn't rampant.On Grandmasters Kitasan isn't even good to use anymore, FineMotion is sometimes used as a backup Wit card if anything.Only SCreek stays usable but even then Sounds of Earth takes a fat shit on it a bit later.If you get unlucky you cannot keep up with MLB cards for CM. You will get pushed away by the powercreep cards if you don't spend money. It's all downhill from here.
dumb fat cunt
>>579243553>
>>579242450nice moaner>>579243003thought I would be seeing more spe ngl>>579243402I got a hefty amount ngl>>579243508makes it more easy to build for imo, just full stam + gold (preferably through a speed card)
>>579243604that's why people say to specialize because you will be in the soup if you try to approach the game like you did in year 1-2 where a couple of big name cards carried you every CM
>>579237496Not the best but decent I guess
>>579243604>Only SCreek stays usable but even then Sounds of Earth takes a fat shit on it a bit later.that is literally not trueSoE is worse on longs/mediums for no gold recovery umas
>>579243612That made my day, thanks
>>579243049You're right I should use a Flower paren-ack
>>579243604>implying this hasn't already happened because I got 0 Tachyon in my allocated pulls
>>579243612>spurtvwo????
>>579241337Nice way to get your penis chomped.
I am paying the price for my arrogance. I was so proud... so proud of my girl, I poured all my heart and soul into training front GODka... but twice today when I was going to take my first 5/5, the ONLY loss on my ticket was from one of you people. First was an anon from /uma/hjong running SWEEP TOSHO of all things. Then after that my next ticket was punched by this guy from Umadash (I forgot to take a screenshot of the player info afterwards alas) who beat me with Nishino Flower but was also running KAWAKAMI PRINCESS. I kneel. You guys deserved those wins.
Why was there a Matikanetannhauser in the Libra cup?Why was it mile S?Why did it win?!How did it win?!
>>579243698>the card with better stat output, sp bonus, spec piro, and better hints is worse
>>579243930Counterargument: Creek's tits are worth more than stats
>>579243553Ms VicTeioria
>>579243903gwo lost to mambwo
>>579243930>and none of those are able to replace a gold recoverySad!
>>579243698SoE gives you buffed BofAYou don't need anything else
>>579243698What
>>579243930have fun not having the best gold recovery in the game then?are you going to hit me with "yeah but power rice" now?
>>579242450Day 2 is always easier, everyone puts in the bad teams to let newcuties through
>>579237496can't tell if 3 ends or 2 ends + 1 runaway is better all the fronts i am seeing are only built halfway and lucky pacers aren't that scary
>>579243886>Front Vodka
>>579243674>thought I would be seeing more spe nglShe's very strong, not sure why she's been so overlookedGuess the no speed growth puts people off
yeah, I was wrong calling this friendslopit's a cozy game to play solo
>>579244031are you retarded
>>579244031Bro Sounds has one too... And a speed gold...
>>579244115What game?
>>579243674Thanks, my moaner is good for what I did pull together, I had to pass up two double speed turns for recreation, so she'd probably have 50-60 more speed in another timeline. I felt I overstammed her with two stam greens and the recovery, probably could have stuck with the one stam and double circled a speed green, but I was just too cautious for rushed and ensuring she could proc RS: Stamina.Also, two wins were her getting pace promoted, the Angling was clutch for that lmao.
>>579243698>>579244031? Have you ever read what SoE has on her kit?
>>579244194Looks like zomboid
>posting with an air of smug dismissiveness but can't read cardsSad!
>>579244126>ah yes I will take bofa deez instead of beeline burstWords of the deranged
>>579244112she still has wit growth which is excellent so I have no idea myself, would like to use her one day but haven't had a good excuse to yet
>>57923749633/40runaway is fun if it's uncontested
>>579244194project zomboid, using umas replacing the game bodies
>>579244252Creekfags can't read yet so
>yeah gwo just MLB another stam card when you already have a usable one that has been used in JP for a long time
>>579244063Personally I'm having fun on the patch that buffed bofa 2 months ago so that it's just as good as maestro now but you do you
>>579243930>10 priority>1 SP>the rest is basically irrelevant Sorry, but I'm going to just continue to use Creek instead of burning 60k
>>579244313that's because I'm literally a googoo baby...
Queen status
boyuma zoomies
>>579244269SPE IS SMART?!
>>579243886Clean your follow list, it brings good feng shui
>>579237496I swear the Ug9 Machan is an upgrade, Seiun and Maru just did really well today
Sounds of Earth is a very cool name to give an uma
>>579244352Whether or not it's worth 40k carats is a different conversation. Claiming that she's somehow worse than Creek is just wrong though.
What's the deck like for the next scenario? Do you still run 3 speed cards to cap for most umas?
>>579244402Buy an ad
>>579244317>moving the goalpostTelling tactic of someone who lost the argument
>>579243886>legendary repriseYou guys are so soulless now
>>579244402zamn what happened
>>579244115Nakayama Festa would love a zombie apocalypse. Gambling her chances every day looking for supplies and survivors.
>>579244091She's doing ok I guess.
>>579244402Front Tosen? She's one of the few umas that has native OYL
>>579244436very>>579244486based machan enjoyer
>>579244513No, speed cap actually goes down to 1500 and as with every new scenario the stats we get from training increase. It'll be back to 2 speed. Honestly decks will look quite similar with 2 speed 2 wit (one of those always being Ramonu) and a flex card except running a power or even guts as flex wont feel like abysmal dogshit.
>>579244616She has front C
I have Umama fatigue.
>>579244616I'm guessing she just wanted a weak front for Fuji but at the same time Fuji is deadly as a pace this cm
>>579244565>Scarlet and Vodka in each of races while Suzuka pushes past the both of them
>>579244691And was also not built for front running
>>579243886sweepy is a good uma for miles tho why u be sayin that
>>579244495she's a very cool uma in general.
>>579244761> The ear ornamentHah
>>579244806Yeah but she has front C
>>579244513down to 2 for GM then 3 for the next couple after thatwhich is to say that if you don't have 2/3 of (Kita, Tachyon, Maru, Pokke) you're still fucked
>>579244819What I expected Opera O to be, and also cuter and sexier
>>579242681She can use the the spaghettios to cover her nipples, duh.
>>579244495When japs say it they pronounce it as "saundsu of assu" tho
>>579244513>What's the deck like for the next scenario?2 speed 2 wit, ancestors/prog scenario card, and Urara guts or Creek stam depending on distance
>try out front/runaway/pace yesterday >11/20>try out runaway/pace/pace today>17/20Fine Motion I wasn't aware of your game. I had similar results with both in practice so it was nice to experiment, though I wish I just did pace/pace/Suzuka like I planned from the start for the full 80.
>>579244446h-how did you know...?
>>579244907I heard we drop to 1 wit card (at least for a scenario) is that true?
The actual unironic smartest thing to do is to resign your current account on June 2027 and get a chink rerolled acc with Pasa, Ramonu and SoE MLB + 50k carats for like $80At that point every single release card has been powercrept hard and trying to spend money on gacha to catch up will cost $1k+
>>579244402What does lights and lost mean?also buy an ad.
>>579245094Think I'd rather have all my umas but no sounds of earth
>>579244981Sounds of Ass....
>>579245094Trying to build up 2 years worth of looped legacies sounds migraine inducing
>>579244495I will sex her in about a year
>>579244806She's not built for pace or late either and she has A in those
>>579244553If I don't get their unique title or Steamy Solidarity I don't change it.
>>579245004The century of humiliation is over for pacesFine is great next cm too but it'll be harder
>>579245094unfortunately at some point your account becomes "your account" thoughyour umas, your race history, your legacies
>>579245094nevermind the memories, you should have something in your loops that is worth a shit by now and not easily replaced by buying a chink grinder account.
>>579245195At that point your current parents are worthless and you need to make new ones anyways with the new scenario.With independent training it will take a week tops with borrows which will probably get increases by that point.
>>579245294Nobody cares V
>worst run ever>even 60%+ fail rate trainings succeed>best run ever>1% fails multiple times and get multiple mood downs for itFUCK THIS FUCK THAT AAAAGH
>>579245068NTA but I think 1 wit card starts from l'arc onwards.GM is still 2 wit
>>579245094Or I can just keep playing and roll with excess.And if I wanted to spend 80 bucks I'll put it on blaze brian + kitawhite on selectors.The fuck are you talking about.
>>579245373V wouldn't have this wr dumbass
whats a good deck for lateloopa for next cm? does it even matter really or are you just hoping to download fat sparks from someone else's borrowed uma?
>>579245094man, it's been a while since I've seen someone suggest thiswhat happened to the guy who was adamant he'd reroll every scenario instead of planning
>>579245094
>>579245294I might try her out next CM as well, but the stamina is going to be tough to work aroundd. I'll see what I can do, I might have to lug Creek along and hope to high roll speed.Daisca did fine enough (helped Suzuka win more) but I think it's better to just go all in with the paces.
I love my genius wife!
>>579245094t. operates a chinese reroll farm
>>579245094But then you would only have 1 MLB SSR speed card.How weak is your account for this to be better?
>>579245373>>579245442This is 7 8 9
>>579245471lates are kinda cooked next CM, only accel you've got are the usual pump/mpb/redshift
>>579245418why roll on mcqueen wit if you're playing fronts? unless you plan to main 2 styles but that's eh
>>579245585You only need 2 Speed cards on scenarios moving forwardYou either borrow or just roll a bit on whatever
>>579245538I did some testing and it's possible but you've gotta do 3 speed cards and full stamina sparks. I have one that survives sometimes but bringing creek is a huge nerf to statsI tested scarlet as a pace too and it didn't work for me
>>579245590how do you go sub 80wr round 1 with a dom
>>579245742Too busy filling his burger pocket
Which Cafe do you prefer?
frontgods how are you faring
>>579245703Do you think 3 speed Light Hello 1 Wit (probably CB) Creek would work then? I'm not too worried about the stam sparks thankfully and thankfully my Creek is MLB, but the wit output might be a bit rough. CB by herself can only do so much.Also Wedding FiMo > OG right?
>>579245742That's not even that bad!
>>579245612whats the play then? desu i was going to run 1 late/2 ends anyway but idk. just trying to loop something for danchou's sake mostly rn.
>>579245294>85.7% WR after Round 1>.7Show the 4th uma you cropped out of your image.
>>579245826I don't get it
Torena, will you be buying the passes?
>>579245826I want Cafe to be as happy as she can beNot to the extent that she should force herself to be happyBut I would to help facilitate her happiness
>>579246097Depends how they try to monetize them in global
>>579246007I thankfully have a good pace deck so that's what I did. If you gamble with teio wit as a borrow you can highroll 1k+ witFor next cm OG FM is better since she has descent built in and speed star. I don't believe wedding Fine's unique is as effective next cm
>>579246097we'll be eos before then so nah
>>579246097I will sub to sweepy's onlymares yes
>>579246097Only the main pass is worth it
>>579246241wife motion
>>579245742Debuffers lower your WR in a CM like this. Triple ace is better for WR in CMs that arent dominated by one or two really strong umas.
>>579246068It's the wrong Suzuka I accidentally brought first round
>>579246337What a fucking cope lmaoSo much for being a "JP vet"
Thanks for carrying my team Raisu
>>579246303true
>>579245962doing alright >>579237496round 2 might be good or horrendous
>>579245695Okay, but then you can't use your borrow slot for niche cards with dank golds like Power Ruby or Wit Nishino.jOnce GM is over, not having your borrow slot free is gonna be a huge liability.
Reminder that Uma is a Skills gameIf your cards dont have SP bonus they are worthless now
>>579246434poor trainer getting the Girdwood treatment
I started to kiss Seiun Sky's neck whenever I could as a reward for her keeping up with her training. Now she keeps wanting more. Every time she sees me, she tilts her head a little bit to expose more of her neck. Doesn't matter if she's alone, with her friends, or just in public. I'm worried she is going to demand it 24/7. What do I do?
My winrate was too high on day 1 and now I am the raped
>>579246621>squiggles>squiggles>squiggles>joy to the world>squiggles>squigglesah sou desu ne
>4/4/5>Israel decides I have won enough and decides to tank my win rate by sending a load of hogs at me>1 win
rate day 2 of cm18
>>579246765Start kissing her neck as a reward for not doing that
umasumi
>>579246024GET THAT FUCKING DISGUSTING ST*LLION AWAY FROM MY BEAUTIFUL MARE ANGELS
>>579245195>>579245369>loopingI see this mentioned all the time here and I feel like a tardI just choose parents at random without a care in the world
>>579246856Umasumi
>>579246856Musumusu
>>579246856umasumi bro
>>579246880ruined this sovlfvl lobby
>>5792468400/0
>>579246840I received a -7.5% decrease to my win rateRigged/10
>>579246875Parents and grandparents with sparks contribute to the chance that the parent you build will inherit a skill as a sparkSo you want a chain of a specific skill in the form of a lineage so that any grandparents/parents you build will be more likely to inherit that spark
>>579246413I never said I was retard.I wasnt trying to excuse his WR. A sub 70% in round 1 is dog shit no matter what your team comp is, but thats not the point I was making.
what blue sparks are best in GM? Considering most uma in GL needed strong stamina sparks I just want to prepare.
>2026 I am forgotten
>>579247113I think he was referring to V, the "jp vet"
>>579246285The premium pass was always worth it for the rainbow shard, but it's even more worth it now because of the Training Ability feature. With the training ability feature, which is honestly really good, haven't gotten an actual mood down in like 10 careers, it's worth it to get the battle pass because you get a bunch of the ability points for it.
>>579246241Oh right, I can probably borrow a Teio Wit SSR! Better call than CB I'd imagine.And got it, I'll use OG FiMo then. She has better growths too, plus she gives herself Head-On anyway. Thanks for your insight, fellow FiMo enthusiast. I'll see what I can do.
My winrate rate went up over ten points to 64%. Flower really stepped up today. Front heavy lobbies are still tough.
>>579247282Yeah the power growth will be paramount since there's uphill in the next one unlike this oneHead on will be good enough anyway since you'll get accel from descent. It's possible but with enough love and care she can win finals pretty easily
>triple debufferwhat's the point
Why am I being paired with UFs, I don't even have UGs yet...
>>579247441Type of shit I'd consider doing out of spite.
>>579247441Let the newcuties get into round2
>>579247441Same trainers just want to watch Tracen burn.
I love Rice
>>579243081Weird thing to be upset about
>>579246875>I just choose parents at random without a care in the worldThen you are never going to win CMsI cant say for sure, but I feel like legacies are going to become far more important than cards in the future, assuming they arent already.Independent training just made it a LOT easier to legacy grind. Which means the power gap between players who do parent grinding and those who dont is going to be even wider.
>>579247406I feel like I should use her in as many applicable CMs as possible since she's such a sweetheart. It's a nice feeling when I can utilize both FiMos, too, both come with specific benefits and can suit different tracks. Probably one of the very few Umas rn that has that benefit.We're in the Pace Renaissance indeed.
>>579245681There hasn't been a single CM so far where running 3 fronts was a good idea when only the one at the very front can trigger angling
i mean yeah i guess
>>579237496down 2.5% from yesterday I got end hogged thrice today and lost 2
>>579247508>>579247568Yeah but you hit both of the other teams equally so it doesnt really effect the outcome much. Especially if they were speed debuffers.
>>579243081I dare you to say the same shit in the future when the Club Point shop offers rainbow crystals and people you will notice why danchou kick out leeches like you instantly.
>>579247790triple front is like running debuffers when the main threat is anyone but xoguri
>>579247441if you already qualified then tanking your WR by making other peoples life more fun is an option
5 borrows a day5 chances to improve your dirt lineages5 chances to improve your grandparentsReroll eachThen queue fan runs before bedThis is probably the optimal post-loop schedule
>>579241292
>>579245094the smartest thing is to just watch uma CM twitch streamers and watch their careers on youtube for free until EOS
>>579237496So I guess we're all just going to keep replying to the same post from the previous thread instead of making a new post to reply to in this one?
what is the counterplay to seiun sky proccing A&S and suddenly getting a 10L lead
>>579247760I've been an enjoyer since her release and already won with her but she's just that good that I'll keep doing it. In my humble opinion she's one of the most underrated umas in the game not just with looksI'm not running her or any pace in CM 21 though that'll be impossible
>>579247962>rerollretard, you can't do 5 runs in a day without spending carats if you reroll
a cute
>>579247709>I cant say for sure, but I feel like legacies are going to become far more important than cards in the future, assuming they arent already.I think this will be true, and already is to some degree (albeit only with a few key skills). Racing Spirit Stam is all but required to have an effective ace now, and there will be more skills in the future that become must-haves along those lines. You'll either have your own parents with them, or be at the mercy of borrowing to get them.
Just encountered someone from uma&co
>>579247790im running 3 fronts. runaway suzie plus two others with budding blossom. as a benefit you get to rob actual pacers of their positioning.
>>579248256>>579246907
>>579247909People keep saying this, but I have never seen it be true, and I've tried countless compositions.
>>579248201Spend carats to make carats in the long-term
>>579248150if a front can proc enough lead on the last stretch in Pacemusume CM then its a giga whale minmaxed and you already lost anyways
I just had a dream of having sex with Nishino flower… >was with her at a movie theatre during summer >she kept dragging me around to show me the different arcades in it >I had a pet lobster for some reason >had to leave because she had to go to the bathroom >went back to her room at a cabin and immediately she pinned me down >started nuzzling on my chest before riding me cowgirl style >said fuck it and manhandled her >almost got caught by some random woman because the door was open so I threw her onto the bed mid thrust Other things happened but that was the gist of it.
>>579248267>racing spirit stam is required for acesh-huh
WitGods, explain to me how can I exploit Open League without randomly making S umas.I'm tired of the humiliation ritual on Graded.
>>579248420
>>579248465https://daftuyda.moe/calculatorjust be very very careful
>>579248181She's super cute in everything that she does, yet it seems most people just only meme on her for her status as the game's first meta wit card and nothing else. Barely anyone has her, too, but those who know know very well. I won a CM with her on the team (Sagittarius), but I want for her to be the one to get me plat. It'd be great if it's this one. >CM21Is that the one where lates are dominant? I saw something about cheer King Halo being the meta pick.
>>579248256a cute indeed.
>>579248465Use a rating calculator until you get used not going over. It's clunky but you'll learn a lot about how ratings are calculated.
>>579248512SHE raped ME.
>i keep losing to clankers with no mile skills and sub 1200 speedare the numbers working correctly? how is a 1600 spd runner losing to a 1200 spd runner?
>>579248446It's a 3 second 0.25 with a negligible price. It's like having Triumphant Pulse.
>>579248573Fine is exactly what I like in a girl so beyond the memes she's perfect. All finefags are also lovely people. She's very meta this cm so it very well could happen. I won the last mile cm with her but my taiki is so strong she may steal itYeah it's the arima kinen so anyone but paces are good, specifically fronts and ends. Not sure what I'll do there yet
>>579248914great i had no idea. time to go loop ura finale i guess...
Well…shit
>>579248828
>>579248762
>KEKED in valentine because RNG wants to see me death. Losing a G2 with 1000 speed is something. My head genuinely feels like exploding and I almost smashed my phone against the wall. This is so unhealthy. Should I end this career?
Nishino is a LITTLE girl.
>>579247760show feet
>>579247821gj same comp bwo
FUCK OGURI CAPS
>>579249207So?
nishino is a fine little lady
>>579249347Stop posting this seductress.
My oshi is winning races, now I'm having fun in CM again! I love you so much, adorable carrot>inb4 SuzuSUCKSyeah yeah I know, she doesn't even have Mile S. but all I need is a handful of wins and I'm happy.>get rushed>gets spot struggled>still winsSUZUSEXY
>>579249207>little girl >can bench press a truck Look there’s levels to this and if she wanted to, Nishino Flower could and will rape you
>>579249542B A S E D
>>579249546No one at Tracen took my report seriously when I brought up that I was raped by Nishino...
ugly lil dude
>>579248949She's the embodiment of kindness and good vibes: her positivity and sheer enthusiasm for her passions is so uplifting. >All finefags are also lovely people.And you're very lovely yourself so that is very much true. >Yeah it's the arima kinen so anyone but paces are good, specifically fronts and ends. Not sure what I'll do there yetThat would be CM20, my friend. CM21 is the sprintslop and I think she should still be good there because paces are always good for sprintslop, it's just that lates will finally compete. But yeah, for the Arima Kinen I'm not sure what I'll do again.
>>579249207A LITTLE GIRL/10
she's just neat.
>>579249207a budding little girl...
>>579249207
>>579249315Just this once.
Nishino just does whatever she wants...
>>579249542VERY based post
>>579249914SHE DID THIS TO ME IN MY DREAMS AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
I almost got raped, thank fuck I managed to escape with my purity intact.
Nishino LOVE
what even are these? these cant be TT umas they are are built for mile but its like the trainer snorted a line of coke at the end of career
Why is everyone posting Nishino?
>>579249207that's the best part
Hello!
>>579250046me see shiny yellow me click
I will post this every day until Cygames makes it real.
>3DPD
>>579250120This is a man.
>>579250059everyone either rapes or gets raped by her this cm so now is as good a time as any
>>579250046look at the decks. round 1 has a lot of newcuties in it doing their best. if you see someone using a bunch of LB1 SSRs or whatever, thats how you know. alternatively its the rare uma musume gamer who simply exists without consuming any metagame knowledge content.
>>579249207she is literally a rapist
>>579249712Dogged enthusiasm and cheerfulness is just so attractive. Also being Irish is very attractive tooAh you're right, I'm sipping Jameson at the moment. Fine won one of the sprints for me but I don't remember which one but I'd be curious to see how the wedding version does. I also want Machan to win a sprint so we'll see what I do there too
I told you all how she raped me and you decided to start posting her.
>>579250140Stop looking at me like this...
>>579250120That's a man!
WHY DIDNT YOU ACTIVATE YOUR UNIQUE IN 3RD PLACE LATE RACE NISHINOI DONT GET IT I THOUGHT UNIQUES ARE 100% GONNA PROC
AAAIIIIEEEE
My trainee respects my boundaries and would never lead me down a dark alleyway with no cameras in an area rarely used
it's not rape if you cum
>>579249802I too am fond of this thing.
>get 3 wins>game instantly matches me against giga sweatlordsyeah fucking whatever
her parents ship her with her trainer btw
>>579249207You'd still lose to her
>>579250583wtf i love seiun sky now
>>579249207Mmm
>>579250254I'm in the mood to have a drink myself now to celebrate a rather comfy day. >Fine won one of the sprints for me but I don't remember which one but I'd be curious to see how the wedding version does.I used her in the previous sprint CM (it was interesting to prepare for considering I had to decide between MANT and Unity 2.0 aces) but ended up with gold which is a bummer. And lucky you for having Machan, I put in a ten roll for her but got camping Taiki instead (which I am certainly not upset about). I'll probably just opt for Curren/Nishino/FiMo.
my fillies? juvenile
must go smaller
...
>>579248267>Racing Spirit Stam is all but required to have an effective ace nowNo its not.Its a good skill, but its still just a velocity skill. The only mandatory skills are accels like GW, Nimble, Surge or Spurt, and maybe speed greens as well.However as we start getting more and more SP, we will need to be able to buy more and more skills. When it comes to white velocity skills, its about quantity over quality (that is assuming you arent buying skills that are either invalid for the race or the ones that are just blatantly shit of course). Racing spirit stam will never be mandatory, but having a certain number of skills that are like it will be. What really makes a RS Stam good isnt the fact that its stronger than most other velocity skills, but the fact that (outside of URA) you can ONLY get it from sparks. This is why RS Stam is considered to be such a good spark to have, while no one talks about distance corners/straights sparks even though both skills are basically just as good.
Best thread in a while
I think I can go younger.
>>579251145Bro that NPC really really wanted that win.Too bad she'll still be a nobody.
>>579250698Fun fact guiness is lower in calories than a budweiser or other wheat beerI just checked and I didn't kill her off from my looping yet, I used OG FM and she won it for me.I for whatever reason have insanely good uma luck so I got machan in 2 rolls. Same with both Fine Motions. I get raped on card banners though and had to crystal tachyon after 400
>>579250160I mean, that seems like a pretty natural consequence for stalking and harassment. Fuck those shitbags.
>>579251145Sometimes the NPCs REALLY want to win.
>>579250059What is this awful translation?I have no idea what she's talking about. I get that she's obviously trying to seduce torena-san, but this dialog makes no sense.
>>579251065Kino artist but Haru and Laisu aren't flat.
>>579250420
sorry S+ player :( but i think you found you way into the big leagues by accident but i really do appreciate you blocking the other UG player thanks for giving my BIG oshi a win
>race full of golden gen girlsi know 3 of them are mine but it still put a smile on my face
>>579251470>There are more than 200 types of gyaru
Is 777/After-School Scroll/Shake It Out doable for end xoguri? I was having such a good run only to have no better recovery options at the end.
>>579251376I'm more of a sweet wine type of guy myself, though I appreciate a good rum.And that's a keeper FiMo right there, glad she won it for you! I guess you don't commemorate your CM aces by keeping them around? I think you should, it's nice to see how you and your Umas evolve over time. >I for whatever reason have insanely good uma luck so I got machan in 2 rolls. Same with both Fine Motions. I get raped on card banners though and had to crystal tachyon after 400The Tachy/LH banner was the only banner I went to 400 for so far. I'm in the same boat as you: had to crystal Tachyon, but I think I did well overall since at least I had 3LB LH without sparking or crystalling.
>>579251672>2* King Halo
>>579248267>Racing Spirit Stam*Procs right at the goal*
>>579251470sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>579251848OI
>>579248949nta but I love Finemoan so much it's unreal. I had her on my alt account and it was my greatest regret when I deleted it>classy>kind>immensely dedicated>warmand overall just great to be around. I really hope she spooks me when I umaroll next.
>>579251765Shake it out is terrible.Its a shame, but the run is bricked. Hopefully KSB will give you corner or straight rec next time.
>>579251848( | )
>>579250059because it's RAPE HOURS and Dia/Kita are on the prowl, too. TOREINAS WATCH YOURSELVES
>>579251813I have kraut genetics but ironically can't drink beer so I just stick to spirits and ciderYou know I really should but I loop so much for my club and myself that I started killing them off. I should at least start taking screenshots or something though. I'll do make a folder starting this cmI'm rolling with a 1lb LH, thankfully you can cope with that and others in the future. I had to crystal KSB too after the second banner. I've got two right now though so I should be fine for Ramonu and Ancestors
>>579241153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_o2hhSgfJ8
7 and I have a dream about my cute trainee 4 and I get raped again by Nishino Flower
>>579250219why does every uma know how to box.....
>>579252024You can always ticket her at the 2nd anni! But I get ya my luck with cards was so awful I should have made a new account but I couldn't abandon my girls
>>579251454how in the everliving fuck?
You can set up the concert of your dreams in the Concert Theater
>>579252341They're taught to in order to train
>>579252405putting Falco as Curren Chan's backdancer!
>>579252193I want to drink more cider sometime, but I think I'll get some soju tonight from the corner store.>You know I really should but I loop so much for my club and myself that I started killing them off. I should at least start taking screenshots or something though. I'll do make a folder starting this cmYou better! Especially so you can see just how well FiMo has done for you.And solid saving plan. I'm waiting for Helios in terms of Uma and Ramonu in terms of support cards. Cheers to us both!
post something cute
3/20 wins... fucking mile A singlehandedly killed an otherwise near perfect ace
>>5792522407 and your dream becomes reality, 4 and Shiraoki-sama gives me a terrible omen in my dream, anything else and the thread is tangerine preserves
>>579248267yea just like restraint last cm lmao
>>579252593only rickey gamers looped restraint
>>579247441>he's not tanking his wr for ez round 2
>>579252686Is Rickey usable in next CM if you get turf? I’m kinda tempted to become a loooper
>>579252545If you want to stick to the Irish theme Magners is fantastic but really any local brewery also does a fantastic jobI haven't had soju since I lived in Japan, I should buy some here just for funI will haha, I used to not even care about winning but I'm on a 4 win streak right now with FM winning two of them so I may as well. I'm done pulling until Ramonu. just a little snacking
Anyone have decent umas with Steady Gait skill and doesn't mind sharing for practice? I want to know if I can chill out and focus in parent runs until Oguri WIT comes outI can find said umas in Hakuraku but I don't think I can get their Trainer ID, at least I didn't find any way to do so
>>579252558I don't think Mile A is the problem... what's been screwing you over? That's a very good FiMo.
>>579252739rickry is viable anywhere with turf sparks
>>579248267>Racing Spirit Stam is all but required to have an effective ace nowreminder that you need to add a white heal to your stam requirements for every -HP skill you haveit's a big speed boost but it's not as cheap as it looks
you don't understand broI know you were about to win but it's imperative to my winning strategy that I use Dominator on you and make the other guy overtake you trust in the plan
>>579252770How are you getting 1600 speed? I can't get anywhere near that
>>579251470Ruler...that game is much too complex for any sane mortal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Campaign_for_North_Africa>It is considered one of the most complex wargames ever published, with ten recommended players and an estimated total playtime of 1,500 hours.
>>579252854RSS is free on any course with a late race downhill
>End closer XoguriYou did NOT win the CM
>>579252770i've watched all the races so far and she's just outright slower in last spurt phase, usually gets barely mile S diffed by my other 2 aces and by other trainers' acesshe would easily have the highest WR on my team with mile S
>>579253004this except any uma I aren't also using
I really don't like Machan, she comes across to me as a stealthy pompous and narcissistic umaI'm probably very wrong but I can't bring myself to like her because of that
>>579253004The 2 fronts I brought have a higher winrate than her THO
>>579253229>frontslop
>>579252760Magners, got it! My city has a bunch of different options so I can experiment, I just try not to drink too much in general. It's very nice for recreation at least. >I haven't had soju since I lived in Japan, I should buy some here just for funYou definitely take after FiMo big time, that's super cool. I've only visited there twice, it's a beautiful country. I went to South Korea earlier this year and had a swell time, too. >I used to not even care about winning but I'm on a 4 win streak right now with FM winning two of them so I may as well.I wish you the best. So far my plat winners have been xOguri twice, Dober, and sMaru, so I hope that I can add FiMo in the hall of fame, too.
>>579253174You posted this a few days ago.
>>579252947The game sounds like a nightmare, but logistics of getting a playgroup of 10 people to meet twice a month for two hours for 20 years sounds orders of magnitude more impossible than anything that box could contain
>>579252947I don't think it even matters considering the fact that espo would probably call her a slur regardless of what game rura's trying to get her to play.
>>579253174Shut the fuck up.
I did not expect front taiki to be moving like this.2-3-4-5 yesterday4-3-5-5 todayYes Suzuka is a runaway
>>579252907Three solid speed cards, but you have to get good hits. If your Uma has a speed growth that helps a lot too.
>>579252947>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_gameWhat the fuck were the board game nerds on during the late 1970s?
>579253174why are you guys giving them (You)s
>>579253640Meant for >>579253174
>>579253265That's definitely the right move, I try to balance drinking with running/lifting but I need to slow down since my tolerance has gotten so highSK is on my list, I've been so busy with my new job that I haven't had time to travel anywhere cool in the past year but out of the 30+ countries I've been to Japan tops them all. I'm also addicted to ramen and even learned how to make it so that also helps with that decisionYeah I went souless last cm and xoguri won even though my solo rickey had a high wr. I won't be mad if taiki wins it though since I don't think I've had her win yet. With your wr I think you will though and I'll send you my luck
>>579252558At that Speed, the actual velocity difference at top speed between A and S isn't 10%, it's only ~1.3%.
>>579252907you just need 3 good speed cards
Post something... old and rarely posted.
>>579248150Get your own runaway Suzuka to block the Seiun
>>579253479>>579253764
>>579252558mile S only would've won for you if you lost by ~half a length
Love stupidly close wins.
>>579253843like this?
>>579248150um bwo dont worry fronts are LE BAD on this backliner-heavy CM
>>579253972No. Not like that, you cretin.
>>579253948dis nigra pulled for boyfag bakushin
>>579253751i can't tell if this is true or an oguripost>>579253936so i can conclude that she's just getting fucked over and don't have to emergency rebuild?
I still feel guilty
The worse fronts are, the better seiun sky is. I don't make the rules.
>>579254141what the fuckdeserved for the xoguri niggers
>>579253972yes like that post more
Hello this is my wife
>>579254113distance S is important of course but there's so many ways for you to lose before the higher top speed even comes into playyou're more likely to be fucked by bad skill activations/not enough skills than lose because of distance aptitude
>>579253736I guess I can be a bit more loose since I have a brisk walk every morning which means I've been getting more fit and losing plenty of weight, but I'm a bit strict with myself. I do love getting high, though, but that's different. I'm a bit tuckered out from traveling myself (went on three trips in the span of a month), so I'm glad to finally take it easy for the time being. I really do have to travel more myself, though. I don't think any country will top Japan for me either, but I'm also a huge nerd that's always been into Japanese media so I'm very much biased.>I'm also addicted to ramen and even learned how to make it so that also helps with that decisionYep. You are truly Fine Motion.>Yeah I went souless last cm and xoguri won even though my solo rickey had a high wr. I won't be mad if taiki wins it though since I don't think I've had her win yet. With your wr I think you will though and I'll send you my luckAnd I'll send you mine in turn. The more soul the win, the better! I'm going to get my soju now before I forget, but thanks again for the insight and the swell conversation, my fellow FiMo appreciator. She's going to bring it home for the both of us!
>>579253843I luckshit her in like 20 and it was worth it because she's easily my best sprinter next to Wedding Curren.
>>579253843
>>579254379
>>579254313
copa copa
People joke that the girls will have to open an umafans if they fail at being a racer but Curren has the right idea, do it WHILE you're racing because people will pay way more to see the champion spread her umanko in her prime.
>>579254602Curren wouldn't do that.
>>579254602Curren does that but it's private (one member (me)).
>>579254648Why do you so openly lie like that?>>579254697Digitan get off 4chan
Wash your umas
>>579254315i will do a few more rebuild attempts for that finemo but it was disappointing to see her have half the WR of my other 2 aces (nishino and og taiki), being 2nd by less than 1.5 lengths most of the time, i thought skills would carry her
>>579254772She doesn't look happy...
>>579254359I'm a former university athlete so it never really left me years later. I've tried smoking multiple times and it just isn't for me. I haven't done the fun crystal for your nose because I know I'd love that though.Be grateful, my higher degree is in IR which is why I got to travel so much and I was exhausted the entire time doing it but now that I've gone a year without international travel I'm dying. It really is a privilege and I can't wait to go explore againLuck of the irish to ya and enjoy your night!(presumably)I'll post my win here when it comes
>>579254730>Digitan get off 4chanthat's not digitan, that's currentore
>>579252558>mile A singlehandedly killed an otherwise near perfect aceCorrect.>>579253126> usually gets barely mile S diffed by my other 2 aces Yeah, in round 1 your biggest competition is your other aces. She would have gotten a decent WR if your other aces werent there. That other anon has a good WR on his Mile A Nishino because he is probably running her with other mile A aces or weaker mile S aces.>>579253936Half a length is a lot on a mile race.
>>579254602That's a cheap slut
>>579254961Is that Narita Brian they're carrying?
>>579241818is milemanko good for you?
>>579255087Maruzen
Shortmanko vs milemanko vs mediumanko vs longmanko
I think Gold Ship and Spica Trainer should fuck.
>>579255232Who are THE mediumanko and longmanko?
Awesome Stroke wins 1st race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Niigata
i feel like i'm at an disadvantage by not having mlb finemo
Retard trainer
>>579255574yea
Viverone wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>579255602I bet something dumb happens like the knife breaks or the knife gets stuck and pulls itself out of the wooden handle. And then Seiun Sky laughs at her.
>>579255574You can get mlb finemo right now
>>579255172
>>579255602>>579255687nothing that fantastical
>>579254923FALCO NOOOOO
Tagano Sylphy wins 1st race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579255765First-rate knife skillsFood tastes the same once you chew it anyway
>>579255765
i love dinoguri
Uranographia wins 2nd race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>579255846>I'll Have Another>Special Dinner
>>579255930>>579255919
Is there any way to know how favoritism works?
>>579256048I thought the Satonos were the ones who were supposed to be jinxed
>>579256030Stop posting this shit no one gives a fuck
Meisho Seiku wins 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Chukyo
>>579256128I will not rape my trainee I will not rape my trainee I will not rape my trainee
>>579256179fuck off and kill yourself
>>579256030I like looking at these and looking if its a sundayspawn
>>579256179i askedi cared
need a man bad.
>>579256043>>579255846SHE'S FAT
Gal's Mind wins 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Sapporo>Fujita horse
>>579252193I'm not doing SHIT for Ancestors, fuck that card. I have 77k carats now and 3 crystals, I'll do 400 on Ramonu, pray I mlb her, and if I do, I'm guaranteed mlb Wit Bourbon in 200, and still have 90k for Speed Pasa. In 2027 scenario cards and pal cards are only for whales, if you want to stay f2p you pull for your style only. Pay scenario tax and get 0lb-1lb pal card (except Tucker who allegedly needs 3lb to have a scenario link, I'm skipping that scenario), borrow the current meta scenario card.
>>579256426Orfe SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Nishino Lyrics wins 3rd race (2YO maiden) at Niigata
>>579251628Fellow buonobro
cleared up all my legaciesshitty gpsshitty parentscleared follower list excluding mutualsno dumb notifications anywherefeels nice
Goin to Nova wins 3rd race (2YO debut) at Chukyo
end closer straightaways or improving both medium straights and corners to double circle.
>>579255930King making food for her trainer! King failing basic cooking skills! Cute! CUTE!
OPEN LEAGUERB RANK FINALS3RD PLACELOSER TRAINERYOU!
>>579256423Doesn't having a 0lb ancestors allow you to borrow whatever card you want though? I guess I'm sticking to just pace and pulling Mcqueen but I thought you'd want to have your own?
Pop Up wins 3rd race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
>>579256707Two double circles
>>579256339>2YO DebutIt's a maiden
really fucking cool and intimidating vodka image
>>579257132Cute
>vodka>cool and intimidating
>>579256783>Doesn't having a 0lb ancestors allow you to borrow whatever card you want though?I'm sure it does, but to me that sure as fuck isn't worth 30k carats (in the worst case scenario, which is how we plan pulls). I'd say you're better off hoarding for McQueen wit and once you get her and Ramonu you'll be sitting smugger than a pig in shit, vs. potentially sparking a card only good for one scenario. Your CM performance might dip a little, but honestly I doubt it'll tank that much. I've been borrowing Taiki Speed (now that I have my own Finemoan card) for the current CM and it's good, but not a huge upgrade, and her chain only finishes every 5 runs or so.
>>579257132fixed
Cestino wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Niigata>>579257050didn't catch that, thank you
>>579257287of fucking course he did
>>579257132She won't look so intimidating once I impregnate her.
i love sweep tosho
vodka and daiwa scarlet would be by far the two easiest umas to trick into a threesome, just try to make them compete on who can please you better
>>579257203says the uma who'd have a panic attack if her trainer called her cute
>>579256179I'm no one
>>579257220You're probably right, I think I'll throw a couple rolls to see if I can lucksack a 0lb copy but I may as well just focus on mcqueen and pasa since my luck has been so shit already
>>579257424no I'M no one
>>579257351brownbros...
>>579257410
>>579257593i tried to make a good amazon but runs were just so unlucky so i gave up
>>579257575holy ugly forehead I wish she was never related to cute Kingu
>>579256667>removed me from dicksword but still my mutualwhat gives
lmao
>>579257814you're useless to me now
>>579257916auto GOD
>>579257916niggas get to this elo AND gets a plat
>>579257410Vodka would explode if her trainer called her cute...There would be blood everywhere
Sesshu wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Chukyo
>>579257916dudes really just don't give a shit no more
>his uma yells VROOM VROOM out of nowhere sometimes
>>579257593She sucks but I still like her a lot
>>579258179
What’re we drinking tonight, trainers?
Derma Fuji wins 4th race (3YO Maiden) at Sapporo
post something COOL
>>579258597
>>579257814SNAKEmama at it again...
>>579258335water. maybe sparkling water if I dare.>>579258597okke
>>579258335Depending on what I'm feeling, either sake, beer, or an apple brandy
>>579258335very very VERY SHITTY BEER
>>579258335Milk tea.
welcome to the casino.
>>579258335Jameson
>>579257916bro's uma lost to three clankers and one umaroller
>>579254923the falcorb is real...
>>579254923>Damacy ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>579254923Orb of FalconAugments a 3* Uma with a new Umadol modifier
>>579259249Th-that's Mayano Top Gun! The fastest and also most beloved racer in the world! SHE WAS IN THE ARIMA KINEN 26 YEARS AGO!
>>579257923
Is being a toreina just the best job in the entire world? >surrounded by cute umas>assigned one to watch over>meet once every two weeks where she "trains" i.e. plays in the pool where most of her friends are>sometimes encounter her in town on non-training days>these always turn into a date>spend the other 13 days not with her adjusting training plan, race strategizing, and doing whatever else you want>room and board covered by Tracen>your trainee is clearly in love with you by Year 3 and is waiting for you to reciprocate there is literally no downside to this job
>>579259407you fuckers ruined me, I just saw this image and thought she was wearing the jew hat
It's a hag miracle!
>>579259336The 2000 Arima Kinen?When he was 8 years old?
>>579259249not really, though
Train, marry, correction, glue factory
>>579258335Colt 45 and King Cobra
post proof that you actually play this game.
Suteki Surprise wins 5th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>579259573AS SHE SHOULD BE
>>579259595you missed the reference gwo
>>579259630correct, marry, marry, glue
>>579259593Red Hag or Summer Hag? based either way, takes balls to train hag now that her speed card makes her weaker
>>579259697>Suteki SurpriseAfter 10 fucking starts he finally got his goddamn win.
>>579259457I mean. If uma actually tried to be realistic and gambling on races was a thing that happened, being a trainer would most definitely get you the risk of being harassed if your trainee doesn't win, especially if she was popular.However, aside from this scenario I've just made up, no, there's no downside.
>>579259457>spend the other 13 days not with her adjusting training plan, race strategizing, and doing whatever else you wantAre you retarded? You monitor her training daily, measure times and progress. That is if you want your trainee to win>meet once every two weeks where she "trains" i.e. plays in the pool where most of her friends areYou do know that without results, your trainee will be assigned to someone else, choose to change their trainer themselves or just quit tracen?
>>579259685
>>579259697I'm enjoying the recent streak of golshi foals winning
>>579259607thank you for posting my wife
>>579260157your wife looks DUMB and UGLY
>>579260195My wife is COOL and BEAUTIFUL and also kind of dumb sometimes FUCK YOU
where is everybody
>>579260397Dreading round 2
>>579260397in dia's sleeve
>>579260457
>>579260383wrong also she's dumb like all the time
>>579260513Imagine the smell
What qol comes in the 2nd anniversary? is there any place where the different big half and full anniversary changes are documented?
Is there anything worse than a middle schooler's stupidly fat saggy tits?
>>579260583smells like elegance and beauty. the essence of my beautiful wife, Satono Diamond.
>>579260157I'm sorry man but they gave your wife the trainer with the absolute worst sense of style in the country.
>>579259685Strong feeling I'm gonna get raped in round 2 desu
>>579260709bwo..? your machan looks weird and runtarded...
imagine you're narita brian and your rival is a little girl that acts like an airplane when she wins
>>579260585GM gives us real Autos, so pretty much anything is on the table from then onFingers crossed for quick dailies
>>579259685tsk tsk, I'll just have to post it then
Atmos wins 5th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Chukyo
>>579260000>Golshispawn finally locking inHas he had one successful kid yet?
Oh fuck me I want them both I JUST spent a shitton of carats on the card gacha come on
>>579260796uhhhh Mayano Top Gun is literally a genius-tier racer who can handle all styles easily. Brian better keep her ass in the paddock or she's FINISHED
>>579257203sure
>>579260552You're the one who's wrong buddy>>579260647But I don't see a problem with her clothes? in fact, I would look great with that shirt
>>579260785Suzuka is my oshi and first ace I trained. I don't feel strongly about machan at all.
HOLY SHIT SHINKO ALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2093896655401799826
>>579260157six months until she comes home for meher card saved my bricked f2p ASS in late URA, no Kitasan, no mlb SRs, but Brian was there with a fucking +2 speed bonusand her story is incredible. I am probably going to burn my 100 tickets and gamba on her Blaze banner.
>>579260796Mayano is a literal CHILD, she can play airplanes all she wantBrian is a GROWN ASS WOMAN who thinks she's a cool lone wolf (lmao grow up retard)
>>579260892I'm so peeved man.
>>579260892Easy skip
>>579260992ew
>>579260939>Uf4 seuin with debuffer supportI'm so fucking scared mcqueen.jpg
>>579260892what the haru card doin
>>579260892>samson big card
>>579260892HOLY SHIT SAMSON BIG R
>>579260872The VILLAIN or HERO depending of who you ask Meisho Tabaru but there's also Meiner Grand a really solid jump grade horse
>>579261047BOSSU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>579261112>another Biko card that will fly under the radar but be actually broken
>>579259776Summer.
>>579260892wait a minuteis that
>>579260892These are hideous
>>579260892>samson big support cardIs it finally happening?
>>579260992cygames giving stinko any love at all... I never thought the day would come.
>>579261047wow, quite the dapper outfit
chansforming Rickey into a turfer isn't as gay as doing Bourbon into a dirter because turf sparks aren't as unbelievably aids as getting dirt ones
>>579260892SOOM
>>579261163It's guts and we already have macchan's for sprint so probably not.
>>579260872>>579261158Uberleben...forgotten...
>>579261047Fenomeno is so fine
>>579261047Wtf forget about boyumas they're just making manumas now
>>579261239can we have sex
This means that Cygames has an official answer as to what happened to Samson Big now.
>>579260992her name's Windy
Genuinely what is the point of the umajp thread if this one is more active and responds to this JP shit more Fuck off
>>579261289Nyoo I forgot Uberleben retired
>>579261178turn your monitor on
>>579261018Godspeed anon!
I require last minute testing425334924253349242533492
does anyone have that image of teio thinking. she has her hand on her chin and shes looking upwards. thank you
>>579258335Coffee decaf
>>579261416That would imply the sun is shining on my monitor even though it is night time, SEA friend :^)
>>579261047Why are they making my cop uma look like she makes a living off of selling shit on etsy
>>579261514I have it somewhere...
>>579261517
>>579260892>>579261139>>579261152>>579261175>>579261181>>579261251>breathes inSAMSOOOOOOON BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>579261346Why would I have sex with you when the career mode is fucking me in ways you can't even imagine?
>>579261550it means your screen is black and its reflecting your ugly ass face you stupid american friend
Never kiss your heroes.
>>579260892BIGGU NI NARUNDA!!!
>>579261178
>>579258335I love coffee and would have some but if I drink it now then it will be impossible to sleep tonight even though I work graveyard and don't go to bed until 6 am. Caffeine stays in my system a long time.But if I were, pot brewed with some half and half
>>579261673How can my monitor reflect light when light isn't reflecting off it dumb fuck
>>579259685I really hope that round 2 will be better for Rice.
>>579261505https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HXwicBOm9qEhM9NxQXxjg1wl174160501741605017416050
>>579261047This alt sucks.Boyumas should be forced to wear girly things to achieve maximum gap moe and cuteness.
>>579261716Meno observing a faggot.jpg
>>579260992>>579261047Holy fuck this banner was literally built for me
Left is the turf rickey, I just hit, right is my current ~30% wr one.Both dont have head on because tachyon let me down. Both are pretty low speed unfortunately. Left has 5 greens and right has 6. Which one looks better? Thanks for the help bros.
>waited for me to rest to comedumb hag
>>579261792LATE HATE
>>579259635It works every time.
>>579261765dont be mean
>>579261792yae!
>>579261820>Left has 5 greens and right has 6.here's the values
love specute
>>579261792https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=b5t8fL3nmawYgwa0ehUbQQef673722336737223367372233
>>579261909Don't call me stupid when you're the one not understanding basic physics
>>579261205>>579260992Reminder that Stinko is also getting a solo released on September 9th.
Kingubros it's up
>>579261820>1488you gotta do it gwoski
>>579261673>>579261765This is a random acts of kinda nice thread, please be kinda nice
>>579261807You can still put them in dresses man leave them alone they want to race comfortably.
>>579260892>SUPER cute biko and urara cards>Samson Big card (real)>My police horsedog and stinko altsi fucking kneelmy wallet wont survive
>>579262093she needs to take the hat off
>>579261807nigga u gay
>>579261991>2 greens rickeyWhat's the plan here
>>579261820I think 5 green isn't bad especially when you aren't playing front. Raw power wise the left one goes pretty hard
>>579262023yada
>>579261585HBP dude
>>579262151The hat stays on... in public
>>579260397it's saturday nite nigga we gettin crunk
>>579261991https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NEQKEBaZgyBUI-FhIgJwyT3o638456786384567863845678>4660 spwhat the fuark
>>579262151No.
>>579261991>67372233fronts are so bricked beyond beliefcheck what she activates2 speed greens on top of itwahh..
>>579260892SHINKO ON MY SHINPO
>>579261517What's the point?
>>579261570Cop uma became an undercover cop uma trying to infiltrate the ranks of the cartels.
>/uma/ when the offmeta style doesn't win against the highest wr meta umas
>>579260892UOHHHHHHHHHH BOYUMA CUNNY
>>579262282tbf, not much you can do when a 4k sp endguri hits their accel
>>579262267Loopa combined with Fast LearnerVery strong
Van Cry wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Sapporo
>>5792624514k sp How
>>579262267https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Yp9z57K8mt1nAM8CiYvt-_z532816661
>>579262413dont be a villain, trainer...
>>579262413I want to rape this boy
>>5792625504k sp in value, not counting hint discount
>>579262413is this the first uma shota?
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2021102224/
>>579260892
>>579262557https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zG65rQunkGzCbNpp_dZH20fl97401769
>>579262723Kitasan will live for a thousand years while the little bitch Fagramente will rot in hell
>3.99 songs by the first concert>I kill the run
>>579260892very cute outfit
>>579262767https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lFl23gjI6L9JVC4hfGQPnhVr67528507
>>579262859This is the worst feeling
>>579262968It's actually quite comforting to know the run is shit early on rather than being hit with zero rainbows during summer 2
https://files.catbox.moe/t4sskp.png
>>579262930UOOOOOH MUST RAPE
>>579260817Does the GM auto take 50 minutes like the current audo too or is it faster?
>>579262964very rudehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=obCy7zUKVWHJ1axEny754b1T46596369
>>579263205>>579263205>>579263205
>>579263153all autos are 50 minutes, retard-kun
>>579260892WTF finally a windy alt???? Hell even any content about Windy in current year
>>579263515>>579263515>>579263515
>>579231746Because they are fucking morons that will believe anything they hear or read if the proof looks even slightly believable
>>579263054or in URA finale when you have +65% training effectiveness and +35 specialty priorityI've thrown things across the living room out of frustration