>>579191663>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com
>>579260889>SakiBASED!
>sucky
>>579260889
I think Kaguyahime SUCKS
Sex with adult women
Flow is stored in the breast.
DRIVING TWISTING TURNING SIDEWAYSI CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE NO MOREGOT A LOVE LIKE A HURRICANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcgDIUvLL6ccynthia-6r.png
https://youtu.be/3AhzK06uuGU
>>579261061Adult woman LOVE.
Total nyagger death.
>>579261328>there will never be another league 5
>Someone chases my riichi>Next tile I draw deals into them>I chase someone else's riichi>Next tile I draw deals into themI hate mahjong
loving sex with ichihime
i dont want WW3 to happens bros..I jsut want mahjong....AUGH WHY IS THE WORLD GETTING SO SCARY
>>579262138nyaggers look like THAT?!
>>579262524Nothing ever happens
>>579262524Don't worry the burgers will kill themselves with food borne diseases first before any of that happens
>>579262138don't post these kinda images at 5am when my psyche is already weak
>first K*****T*****!!>C****12 and C**o*A***** getting closecould this be the new m2 renaissance?
>>579262906Undone by their greatest ally... each individual ingredient of a burger has some fucked up disease attached to it
>>579263015There are so many stars in this post, it's like looking at the night sky.
>>579262705I wish that was true....but...
We should make the /mjg/ bunker where we can just play mahjong and watch anime until the world war blows over
>>579263753who would you let in and who would you keep out
I would take my chances with radiation zombies rather than the liyang anonshinamomo-4.png
>>579263820Let in everyone who is master 2 and higherKeep out all browns
>>579263962>letting in cheaterslol
>>579264070Slavs are spiritually brown.
So who is white?
>>579264414Me.
Will the A&C tourney happen this year? I dont wanna waste my time for nothing if its not happening
>>579261061I want her to babytrap me
>>579265306It's been going on for 6 years in a row so I'd say yes
>>579255483
You are my only friends.
WWYD?
>>579265306I am still fatigued from league OC
>>579265631Shocking truth!
>>579265643I'm not your friend, buddy
>>579265669I am out, 8m or 7m
>>5792656698mNot chasing that dealer riichi after a kan with that wait.
>>5792656698m, live suji count is too low to push this against oyarii. Let's avoid going into s3 having to fight for 3rd with. The gap with first is quite wide and I'd rather keep a good shot at second than an all-or-nothing with such a shit wait.
>>579265669With these scores, I'm just folding here. If you had level scores in east, maybe I'd push.
>>579261061LOVE!
FUCK YOU DESIRE SENSORGIVE ME THE TILES I NEED
>>5792656698m. I am not dealing with this, too little to gain and everything to lose.
>>579265669the buddy
>>579265846>>579266016>>579266190>>579266227>>579266561>>5792667383 han 40 fu, but the wait is truly horrible, and there's no trap, and it doesn't change placement, especially since riichi is out of the question.However, would you say that 2m is sotogawa here? It's scary to me, as it's the 2nd last tedashi before a riichi on turn 7 (kami kans pei on the turn after 8s, then tsumogiri riichis on haku).Even if we can see most of the dora, the huge fu boost from terminal ankan makes any 3 han hand a mangan, and 2 han would be at least 6800 (enough to get 3rd). Kami could still have an akadora, and 2 indicators makes the ura dora chance ~50%.Not only is this sanshoku very unlikely to win, tenpai payments does little for us. Toimen, our rival, looks like he's folding, which makes sense as he definitely cannot afford dealing into 12000. It wouldn't even change placement if he was tenpai at draw and we weren't.I didn't even bother counting the suji here, but it's obviously low (11/18) and late.MAKA and Mortal will push (!!!), which surprises me. BigCoach (RIGEL 1.0) folds with 8m. Unless I'm missing something, I'm leaning on the side of still folding this situation in the future. 8m is more accurate than 7m as it's the last one that passed, and is genbutsu to all.
>>5792668022m is safe against shimo and semi-safe against toimen. If you're a gambling man you could try the 2m, but you'd have to be insane imo. Why the fuck would you want to risk it.
>>579266431I hate getting a promising haipai and then just drawing junk for 2 rows. Even if you have a mid haipai you can redeem it and maybe covert it into something with decent draws.
>>579267002Then why did Defensive Mortal do it?
doko I have like 8 days of dailies to catch up on
>>579267119It's a robot and does not comprehend the SAN loss from dealing in and being 3rd going into South 3 when it was completely unnecessary.
>>579266802I will be Frank, I dont believe in that garbage.Especially when its late a tile is either genbutsu or not, you are either pushing or folding.
DOKOOKO
How schizo is giving up on the ryanmen wait and mawashing with 5s here? Shimo's dora pon was after my haku drop, and I already pooshed 3p after his 5m tedashi.
Majsoul graveyard hours 35711(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35711koko
>>5792675656s
are these the fabled friendly bots
>>579267565>9s cut>78s not likely>3s ponned>45s less likely6s
>>579267642started, also holy shit you two joined quickmikamichiori-7.png
>>579267768no, they usually ready up the millisecond they join the room/the game goes to the lobby, which no one here did
I think the new title looks good underneath the catkujouriu-12.png
>>579267657Thanks for helping me cope.>>579267785I didn't look at it that way, but that makes sense. MAKA approves 6s (70 and 11/12 for 9p/5s)
>>579268323I think a fire looks good underneath the cat
>>579266802I'm not surprised about Mortal pushing this. It's a very aggressive bot but it can afford to be aggressive in a way I think most humans can't. I'd also still fold this regardless of what the bots say.
>>579266325Hags with red eyeshadow make me very horny and I HATE it
I'd rape half the female jyanshis
>>579268483>red eyeshadowI have natural
>>579268754only half?
>>579268754With that limp noodle of yours?
>>579268796gotta leave some foids for /mjg/
>>579268796everyone except Haruna, Momo and Jin-Wu
>>579269029based anon leaving the best holes for me
>>579261041I think it's the best average movie I've been seen.cynthia-6k.png
Letting all the anons in the thread know Murphy's my personal onahole
Nobody touch me
>>579265669I PLAP MY ARTBUDDY
>open friendlies>nigga literally missed sanshoku>wins ippatsu anywayI'm losing to these retards
>>579267642gg, 3/4
oh no no no USA bros our rep is jobbing!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-pB4ezYTKQ
>>579269448you sound upset
>>579267797I had the friendly menu pre-opened because I desperately need to do these event quests
doko
>>579269520fujitakana-5.png4 posts above you
>>579269448name and shame!
>>579269520There's an open slot in the koko right meow
>>579269615I only join virgin friendlies
>>579267642started
I love used friendlies.
>>579269654h-huh
>>579269491oji-sans too strong.
dougo
>>579267642gg
thanks for breaking the ice akagi I wanted to leave too
>>579269853I got tricked by the start post and thought my game bugged... gg
DOKO
>>579269926schizos won
it was heavens will
Hidoi... Low trust general.
Enough with the archaic chinamen talk
Just 16 more hours until I get horsie with the last event ticket
>>579270065My intuition tells me it was this guy >>579269448He got salty about jobbing in a friendly and decided to shitpost>>579267642Name and shame him
dokooko
>>579270178Wrong, no one jobbedichihime-10.png
>>579269491>gaijin getting the tatemae treatment from commentators
I'm reading a manga. Cant koko
east 1, haipai 1 meld but 2 red dragonsdo you pon 3rd red dragon just to rush this round?
>>579269491OH NO NO NODON'T DO IT
>>579270478no dora as well
>>579270178ICantJong
I love being a scapegoat
>>579269491that Christopher is in deep shit
dokodokodokdo
dora shouldn't be legal
Majsoul Virgin Room 68812(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68812
>>579270765Don't worry, amigo. I know you're innocent.
>>579270950can unvirgins join?
this is too sus like all these E1 accounts with very specific mahjong related names that have never been seen before?
>>579271062Hmm nyo (yes)
>>579271086first bored schizo?
>>579271086they aren't kman alts that he's getting ready for next league after only getting caught this time for having 0 friendlies, take your meds
>>579270950you better dont dama nor ragequit
What's the point of Orzo? It's literally rice-shaped pasta. May as well eat rice at that point.
>>579271217Oh yeah? Show me how you can make rice from commonly available ingredients like you can with pasta
FOURTH AGAIN
>>579271365You can make rice from a bag of rice and water, both of which are commonly available.
>new red hag emote is a white square for meit's over, I have to update the plugin?
>>579271365You don't. We're not living in the 1600s anymore where contact with Asia took months. This would be like a doctor still practicing blood letting because it was done at one point.
>>579269491holy hell this is so embarrassing for USA
>>579270950Full and started.
Got soup hag and ninjer instead of horsey. It's over.
>>579271982Yosh, yosh, anon. Soop hag isn't too bad.
>>579271182Promise to never tameron again first
>>579272174I cant. is the law to tamaron if I get yakuman
>>579272135I like her voice and redheads in general but not a fan of any of her outfits
>>579272378but you always tameron
Hoe... Emjaygee has become a low trust general... Hahi! But I'll never lose my trust in the invidiual anon!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>57927240815 seconds isnt tamaron
>>579272532if you spend any time emoting before a ron, it's tameron
>>579272532Yes it fucking is
>>57927253215 seconds is a pretty long tameron
>>579272532If that's what you think then don't complain when I dama your ass.What you are doing is way worse than that.Fix yourself before making demands.
I always turn on auto ron and sometimes I'm spamming emotes on cooldown before it triggers... Does that count?
>>579272908Autowin is the total opposite of tameron.
>>579272936Wonder Egg Gpriority?
>>579272936We don't play wegs here
evens go for kokushi with 7 odds don't
Yet another weekend wasted. I could've been sitting at home playing vidya instead of shopping with my family
my weekends are spent at work
how do I fix the new red hag emote
>>579273301Thank you for keeping society running, anon
Retards getting upset over friendlies will never not be funny.
>>579273301A wagie? In /mjg/? Working in the weekend too?Back to the cage, wagecuck
>>579273553I will be in 13 hours
>>579273553He's the only reason why you can eat out, go see the movies, and buy groceries on the weekend. Show him some respect, HibiNEET.
>>579272428Sex with akari
>>579273378Friendlies are serious business, bub
>>579273797
>>5792709503/4
>>579270950ggs not lucky enough today
>log onto tenhou>bots I HATE THE CHINESE
steve is so cute
WWYD? Include your reasoning if possible.
I did nothing but play Mahjong all day when I should've been looking for a job!
>>579274307Having a job sucks.t. Job haver.
>>5792742937p, just not worth fighting oya at this point, scores are too even for that, but maybe we can mawashi into tenpai around the 5s.
>>579274293drop aka, i'm not folding against ghost when shimo is behind me like 2000
>>579274293cut the dora because that 8 is coming eventually.
having a job rulest. job haver with a mortgage
>>579274293>South 3If it were earlier in the game I'd probably cut something like 8s and hope for an improvement cause dropping 2 han seems bad. But since it's late into the game and it's a close battle for 2nd I think trying to beat others to the punch and going for 0s riichi is fine.
I have never worked full-time in my life and do not plan to, I pity those that have to
>>579274539My inheritance will be more than enough for two of my life times assuming I remain single and don't have children. I'd rather laze around and Mahjong.
>>579274652wow must be nice to have successful parents
>>5792742937p.Don't like that shanpon on the riichi tile and discarding our value.
Mahjong is fun. I’m glad to know about this game.
>>579274687if my dad did not want to carry me through life he should have used a condom
>>579274687It really is! Just hope for a better spawn next round.
At least I wasn't born Indian.
>>579274828sometimes I wonder if I would have been better at scamming if I was a jeet
>>579274293Riichi because someone will deal in
>>579274909I wish we could cut off the thumbs of scammers.
Euros are waking up...
>>579274950Why stop at thumbs?
>>579275082I didnt go to sleep againjinwu-12.png
>>579274434>>579274508>>579274537>>579274569>>579274569>>579274757>>579274914It does LOOK like honitsu, but surely he wouldn't have such an expensive hand for no reason? Right? He can't just be tenpai with 2 calls on turn 7...But dealing in with double dora is certain death, honitsu or not. A sane player wouldn't go atozuke with a crappy hand when his lead is unsurmountable.If you're thinking about pushing, even with a suji trap, riichi probably will not increase your winrate. Rather than go for value, my only goal is to move the game along and clinch 2nd by a hair's breadth (1300 -> 2600 upgrade still makes all last extremely close), so I prefer dama over riichi.MAKA: 7pMortal: 7pBigCoach: 7pAkochan: 7pEveryone thinks it's way too dangerous, because you can get an instant 4th, even though it's tempting to get a better edge over toimen and shimo. It's early enough that mawashi can still work out.Would you still push if it was 0s was instead 5s single dora?
>>579274687I just need my dad to die
/mjg/ is a Nepobaby general?
>>579275205I think I would go 7p either way, the shanpon wait is kinda whatever and tanyao nomi (if you dama) wont even cushion you enough, rather get the wait around the 5s, I think the lower winrate is worth the bigger cushion
>>579275427also forget to add, kami being so far ahead and already having two calls is good for us if we play that way because we have no dealer turn left, if he rushes this hand and rons or tsumos anyone but you its good, so his winrate is yours aswell
>>579275540That's a very good point, it might be one of the strongest factors for folding / mawashi that I didn't consider. Rather than push for a cjeap tenpai with a microscopic lead, and risk guaranteed 4th, it's much better to pray that twice-called player wins."Am I fine with having someone else win" is something I don't think about enough.
>>579270950gg virgins
>>579270950WJ
>>579270950GGs, thanks for joining fun games
finally I can play the event
>>579275796sometimes watching is the +EV playkaguyahime-1.png
>>579270950gg
I got it wrong, now I've been branded as a S rank retard
>>579276131HA HA, Retard
>>579275205>89>aka looper tier mortal ratingHow do detectives explain this?
this is not a riichi. repo is wrong.
>>579276337it's 2026. how have you never heard about insta riichi 2 han bad wait
>>579276337You are Mr E so you can do anything you want
>>579276651>names
>>579276651how did you know what letter my IRL name starts with
>>579276337We're not in heisei era anymore bro, this is an iron riichi.
https://youtu.be/CtfjYTpSnr8
>>579276337Whatever you say, Bean Dama
>>579276830The fuck did you do to this link
>>579276898shiroko-1.png
>>579276926
>>579276830I'm not the only one who searches for these random chill playlists for ranked, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFfVkI13TA
>>579276991smartest /mjg/ poster
>>579276991upgrade your ram driver
>>579275796>"Am I fine with having someone else win"One of my favourite things about ranked (or any game that is not strictly 1st place acceptance) is that it often stops being a 1v1v1v1, because you end up having compatible goals with others, and it's in both of your interest to help one out to a degree.
>>579277031I'll ram my driver alright
>>579276991>he downloaded the virusWorry not, anon, I'm here to helpAll you need to do is delete system32 and it the virus will be gone
>>579277104That reminds me of how fun Deep Rock Galactic was...
>>579277181Please don't reply to me with offtopic. Thank you.
incredibly based
>>579277358...
Saki made me cry
cool cat
>>579278061THEY STOLE RIICHIMA?
>>579278061damn Bravo looks like that?
>>579277104Plus there's a special kind of schadenfreude that comes from throwing a dragon dora out there, having 3rd place pon it, and someone else deals in. Just stand back and watch the spatter zone
>Set random character selection>Keep getting cat anywaysWhat does it mean?
>>579278635Variance.
>>579278635you removed hag from your dorm
>>579278635Nothing to worry about nya
Why the fuck does "Auto Draw & Discard" even exist?It's literally the worst possible move in mahjong by it removing all agency and alerting everyone that you're tenpai. Its existence only serves to screw you up when you click it by accident.
>>579278891Why isn't an auto kan feature in MJS
>>579278061GIRLS IN SUITS EVENT FUCKING WHEN
>>579278891its riichi button for nyaggers
>>579261556We still fight
>they turned a cat into a salarywomanNyo…
>>579279250The jews have a vested interest in preventing her eggs from being used.
Which set should i buy as an europoor
>>579278498I love it more when you drop the yakuhai, last place pons it because he is desperate, then you see a short delay and then he deals inichihime-1.png
Maybe a second BA collab would fix mahjong. I want to roll for Seia
>>579275796>>579277104just remember to play your rivalskami here isn't our rival but our ally
>>579269491>2 long hanchans>USA-China double 4th
>>579279665we could've had toki (superior)
>>579279665>U-30 above OVER-50Oldbros... we are getting mogged by the youngsters...
>>579279986this one loves NTR too
>>579280095now you're just talking out of your ass
I wanna play video games but I don't wanna get up and sit at the puter
evens go to bed0 kms
All blondes love NTR, no exception.
>>579279665I want C&C if we get another BA collab
>>579280335if only I could play from my bed...
>>579280550he knew
>>579280550you are not 8d
>>579280550damn cheater
>>579278061When are they adding a suited Ichihime?
>>579281457If you can read Japanese, the text says that they're adding her after the Lucky Star collab.
I SUMMON POT OF GREED ALLOWING ME TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL TILES INTO MY HAND
>>579281740You activated my card trap. For each draw, you pay 1k points
>the average mahjonger is 40>the average horsie is 35>the average baggie is 25say it ain't so...
>>579282215
>>579280550What am I looking at here? Lucky starting hand?
>>579282524Daburii/potential chihou canceled by pon
>>579274601Historically speaking, populations with high NEET (male) numbers either>collapse>have a revolution>have massive war on the wayCould be all three at the same time too.
>>579276329You braindead inbred retarded nigger. Looper score is 81.
>>579282671I’m sure it’s fine.
>>579282762Ain't no way
>>579282215baggots are zoomers more news at 10
>>579282762But K************! (looper) scores 89 on average?
>>579282215Does that mean that a mahjonger baggie is on average 32.5?
>>579283013I doubt he does
>>579283013No, he doesn't.
>>579283013The difference is that red hag is legit, but plays in a mortal score-optimized manner, following its early game honor discard order exactly, inflating his score, while fartbutty plays nearly exactly like a bot, EXCEPT for his early honor discard order and still gets a higher rating on average
>he memorized the mortal approved honors discard order
>>579283013He's not looping, just staying still. 89 average is easily suspect to variance
We gotta start killing retarded anons saying retarded shit all the time about this game and random anons!Starting from me!
>>579282671I am not a NEET, I work part time 20hrs/week
>>579283560Prostitute or zoom meetings fake job?
>>579275205i'm not discarding 7p because of danger. it's because of greed. if it's single dora i don't mind just dama pushing.
>>579283648I cook for politiciansWhich sounds much cooler than saying I cook in a cantine for our local city council 3-4days a week
>>579283714Is it cool politicians that ask for cooked human meat and babies or the lame normal ones?
>>579283761The lame ones, might as well be a retirement home, but at least they give out compliments liberally
>>579261990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAo5ki1Goi4Here's Mentaru Stream 1 for you
>>579283371mortal doesn't have an approved honor discard orderit doesn't care about the ura
>>579282837Kaguya not having a Playboy Bunny outfit is ridiculous
WWYD is chigao
>>579283982>mortal doesn't have an approved honor discard orderIt literally does, why are you lying?
>>579284632retarded celestial play, desu
>>579284632
>>579284174her bond outfit is kind of a bunnysuit
>>579284540Prove it then.
>>579284632>sanma
>>579284909Just open any paifu with mortal and look at how it discards honors based on the bakyou?Are you retarded?
>>579284174This but the other bunny.
>>579285021>schizo ramblingsOkay then
pingpong in 30 minutes
>>579285428Just apologize for being stupid and I'll forgive you.
why is my winning tile always deadwsalledwhywhyhwyhywhywhyjust whywhy
>>579285021>based on the bakyou
>>579285723>mortal approved>"nyoo mortal doesn't have a mortal approved way to discard honors!" <(this was the whole argument)
>>579285723it's a well known fact among experienced botcopers that you should always discard hatsu first
Post koko before I pass out.
>>579285852"approved honor discard order" implies a set order irrelevant of the bakyouif bakyou affected it then it'd be different every time, meaning there isn't one approved order
it is impossible to find a consistent pattern in how mortal discards honors if they are all live
I am busy
This game is
>>579286297
lassi is a great drink
>>579286297you are not saint 3
Guess I will make tea and a sandwich
>>579286297That's right cocksucker go back to Throne
>>579286356Saar?
>>579286737
>>579286547>Coming down from your ivory tower? Not on my watch
>93 rating in goldI am ascending
>>579286737Adult woman erotic
Fine I'll make one myselfmogra anniversary drunk kokoMajsoul Friends Room 42940(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42940almost normal rules
also strongest pair bros? Did crow lie to me? Can't be because of tanyao right?
>>5792870753/4
it's actually happeninghttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/103120446/8
>get to expert 3>sit proudly on it for a few months>come back to the game>get destroyed>realize I was only expert 1 this whole time>have to reread all of my notes because I'm rusty, too>don't wanna>feel the loop clawing at my anklesI'm gonna die...
>>579287236>tonpuu>gold tonpuu at thatUh-huh...
>>579287342gold room is just tile efficiency and riichi, since gold players cannot fold a potential mangan even if they are ryanshanten
BROFIST
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/ijustwanttostreamanimestreaming pingpong from episode 4
>>579287404I'm only good at Mahjong when I've had caffeine, but once I have, I want to do everything else in life. It's ruining my WR.
>>579287451I remember when some streamer on own3d.tv did the webcam brofist, that was the day I started hating content creators
>>579287075still 3/4
me on the top >>579286297
>>579287075Started4 aka btw
>>579287514anon, look at the hour.
>>579287804people thought yesterday's stream was too late
>>579287514what is this, teekyuu but normal?
>>579288145teekyuu but saki
100fu
>two kan>no dora or uralmao
>>579277018Aren't they just a sloppa compilation with a clickbait thumbnail.
>>579288791I think the max I reached was 70fu
>>579286567I warned you. Say goodbye to your lucky days.
>>579289923Just kan more.
>>579287075ggs
I found out about that Star League invitational thing with the US-China team and this is who they picked for the US playerhttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/120497560/9
>>579287075GG, thanks for the games
>>579287075gg
>>579287075GGs!>mfw a 2nd red 5p enters my hand
>>579290259>two closed kansdamn. is the value higher for terminal/honors kans like with triples?
>>579290585I assume he is active within the respective group of people, what are you feeling exasperated about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvusccGlj0
>>579290665Yes it multiply. Triplet is 2fu. x2 if closed. x2 if honor/terminals. x4 if kan. So closed kan of honors/terminals is 32 fu.
ITT buyers remorse
>>579286013retard
>>579290973I like her just because her voice isn't incredibly grating like most of the other characters in mjs
>ippatsu tsumo tsuyoidiamond mentaru
>>579290826"assume" makes an ass out of u and me
I'm going to church
>>579291071pray for me
>>579291219I will
>>579291071TAKE ME TO CHURCHI've been praying like a dog on a Saturday night,I'll broker a deal with the devil on your life!
>>579291406I've heard that song so much on the fucking radio I've developed a twitch on hearing it
>>579291071God can't help you koromo
>>579291406My friend used to love this song then he learned it was about gays and he started vehemently hating it
How would you translate a character's "nanoja" vocal tic?
>>579291608Y'all
>>579291608"Best girl"
>>579291605you just ruined the song to me...
>>579291608"It's"
>>579291539>>579291605My lyrics aren't even right
>>579291608indeed
>>579291406But did you know daddy's getting hot at the body shop, doing something unholy?
>>579291608
Get this ugly disgusting green FREAK off my screen
>>579291406>Who Crapped on Johnny Depp's Bed?
>>579291605based
>>579291608I won't.
>>579291605Is he hiding anything, something he's ashamed of admitting?
>>579292152yes, and anyone calling out mortalbotters is secretly a mortalbotter
I don't want to fuck spiders
People say you have to try a food, read a book, or watch a movie before you claim that you don't like it. Those same people call you gay after you spent a single night with another man to confirm that you don't like it.
>>579291608In the soup.
>>579266325how do you call this archetype?
>>579292529my wife
>>579292529MTF
>>579292529my beloved
>>579292529pink
>>579292697But not PINK?
>>579291608Boy, I say boy.
>>579291608just write nanoja. those who get it will appreciate it. those who don't but care will look it up and those who don't care will ignore it.
>>579291608Innit.Imagine how good senba would sound if she was bri'ish.
If your hand is bad, always remember that each isolated tile gives you acceptance for chiitoi
>>579292829Oddly fitting.
>>579291608I wouldn't translate it. I would leave it as it is, and that's what no one did.
>>579293267"Boy, I say boy" would be a first and it would fit really well, though.
>Omigoto nanoja
localisers are slipping
omigoto nanoda
>>579293052>shittoi
>>579293454From omigoto nanoja to jisatsu shiro real quick
>>579293454Uhoh, little boys need correction!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbH7D8_sSooplease kill me if I ever become this soulless and cringe
>>579293454Exquisite meme
>>579293454sasuga nintendo
>>579293745He picked up the game 1 year ago and got to saint level digikek, while anons in here have been adepts for 7+ years.What gives?
>>579293880he actually plays ranked
>2houkokos died>sakikokos died>mfgkokos diedmjg really can't stick to a gimmick client for a longer time
>>579293745Should've included the live mortal reaction
>>579293980mostly because all the gimmick clients are a pain in the ass to get going/useand I say this as a gimmick client enthusiast
>>579293980gimmicks are by definition not long lasting
>>579293745>would have won the higher value hand with better edge waits anywayYou see, if you lack the whimsy to shit down on the other players when given the chance, you are NGMI.
Omigoto nanoja, Mr. Kaiba.
>>579287514watching this is making me want to play in a tourney, someone host one now!!
excellent
Did Cytube just go down?
>>579294316Same for me.
>>579294316so it's not just methe website isn't loading
>>579294316it died for me also
>>579294316for me too
>>579294316same here
>playing rankedI don't even play the game, I'm only here for the WWYDs and off-topic
>the cringe choice for repo wwyd is Steveheh
Is watchalong anon safe?
continuing stream on the other serverhttps://cytu dot be/r/ijustwanttostreamanime
>>579294628Steve is just the default option for skipping, newfig.
>>579294771That's cringe.
>>579294790Just like you
>>579294790You are cringe
>>579290973next time learn to spot shills you dumb paypiggies
I played a new game I just bought for a few hours, it was fun. But I usually don't like doing this because picking up a new game makes me stop playing the other game I'm playing at the moment for a few days, and after that I usually never come back
anyone knows a good book for ETFs?
>animators and game devs in Japan are buying the new stripjong game to study the layered cloth physicssasuga
naruhodo...
>>579294873I'm immune to propaganda and I have autism.The only characters that would make me spend scrolls and jade are:>Steve 2>Chaika >Ozen>Balalaika
>>579294694I have slain him. His soul is now trapped in my blade.
i got the first one wrong...I'm retiring
>>579295313This anon will whale in the EVA collab.
>>579295213>Why should I have to pay? He's the retarded one.A compelling argument.
Pao is kind of a retarded rule thoughbeit. It prevents the "pretending to be retarded" strategy.
im getting mad, how is that a riichi. I'm not fucking riiching that. the problem with these books is that they are not made for majsoul's last place avoidance ruleset.
>>579295432Nope. Used to be decent, then it evolved into garbage not even worth watching.
>>579295573Pao is the fuck around and find out rule so it rocks
>>579295693What if you want to feed yakuman though so tsumo will move you due to oyakaburi
>>579295642>le bakyou is... JUST IMAGINE IT, OK?!?Yeah sure I'll riichi because it's +EV and I have good odds of winning and good odds for the hand to magically conjure value to haneman.
>>579295763>What if you want to feed yakumanThat's what we call fucking around
>>579295671Never saw a reason to watch the remakes, so I can't judge, but I was talking about pic.
>>579295642you win twice for every time you deal in even if they have a ryanmen
>>579295809>>579295642it does unironically depend on the bakyoui would riichi pinfu nomi in some cases and not in others
>>579295642bakyou
>>579295573pao is a shitrule. it makes yakumans unlikelier, which no one likes. this makes upsets unlikelier. if someone is behind a lot of points he doesn't even have to get a yakuman himself, if he sees someone else going for daisangen, then without the pao rule he could feed him the daisangen, which could fuck the dealer with a tsumo or someone else with a ron. the game would be a bit less stagnant, but nope the pao rule just makes everyone not play the third dragon suit and it just ends up with everyone in noten. if the /mjg/ client ever ends up happening I'm turning pao off
>>579295642i even riichi kanchans in these situations if i have a good reading on the riichier's flow
>>579295573I don't like pao for the sole reason that I can't throw Chun down like a seagull shitting directly on the board and give a guy his third pon for daisangen before I fold, flying away like a glorious winged rat and watching some poor nyagger deal in.
>>579296029>it makes yakumans unlikelierIt only affects one yakuman out of a dozen
>>579296029It's a great rule because it puts the responsibility for the yakuman on the moron feeding it.
I don't have a strong opionion about pao one way or the other.
>>579295642Posting the book's explanation is needful, sir
>>579296029>>579296216What's your stance on rinshan pao where you get responsibility over an RNG win?
>>579296202>one yakumanngmi>>579296216if the feeder benefits from it then he isn't a moron. it's the moronic rule that is at fault
>>579295852Rei is too kuudere. I was actually an Asuka-boy.But both are trash in the grand scheme of things.Also if yokeks pulled out that collab we'd unironically have 40-50y/os fossils tribally arguing about best girl of their sloppa from the past millennia.Just give us the Black Lagoon collab so we can all jerk off together in harmony.
>>579296295
Q: What's every Indian's favorite yaku combination?A: Riichi izzat tsumo
"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old anon who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime
>jeeted nigger trying to be relevantjapanese general
>>579296297i got rinshan paod on my first match on RC, which traumatized so it's a bad rule
>>579296297Completely different because any random live tile can get kanned, whereas daisangen pao only occurs if you cut the third dragon when there's a high risk you're feeding a monster hand.
Anyone hating on pao didn't get a gyakuten with sekinin barai before
>>579295213What is the source?
>>579296767The Modern Mahjong Push-Pull Textbook - Fukuchi Makoto.pdfrepo
>>579296813Thank you.
Genuinely, why wasn't Evangelion one of the first collabs? Every other collab caters to boomers. This is the ultimate boomer magnet.
>>579296885because there is no good fourth janshi choice
>>579296885Who gives a fuck about Evangelion? Sure, I watched it. No, I wouldn't roll for any character.
>>579296998Remiel
>>579296998sega had shinji's dad
>>579296998purple hag or lab coat hag.
>>579296998Shinji? Retard
>>579296998Ramiel
>>579296998Toji's little sister
>>579296998Kaoru-kun
>Redditmielsecondary opinion
>>579297039>>579297225Why does everyone love Ramiel? I thought I was unique for loving Ramiel when I watched EVA with my dad in kindergarten.
it's funny that nobody mentions Misato because she is the obvious fourth choice
>>579297424thank you for liking our jokes
>>579296998lmao evenRei, Asuka, Misato/Blonde scientist woman and bondskin has her lesbian assistent and 4th is ofcShinji's Mom
>>579297423Why was your dad in kindergarten?
>>579297424Misatofags are contrarians pretending to be patricians
>>579296998Rei, Asuka, Misato and ShinijSee? It's easy
>sloppangelionCan we discuss some good fossil-core anime instead?
>>579297548>Shinji
>>579297502>lmao even>lists five charactersBravo
Shan't roll until Saki 3
>>579297619Ok, ok, we'll have Kaworu just for you
>>579297548Majsoul collab choices are always retarded for some reason so instead of Misato we'll get Mari
>>579297749Mari is the sensible pick thoughbeit
>>579295642pinfu oikake is easy
Shinji, Mari, Asuka, KensukeThe canonical couples, easy
>anons assessing the odds in a WWYD
>here's your subversive mech anime cult classic about religion and psychology, goyim
>>579297942>Reductio ad Judaism
>fourth two games in a row >sub 10k points each
>>579297942>subversiveThere was nothing subversive about NGE.
>anon thought we had to wait till the collab to moan about EVA characters
>>579298114just another seething christcuck, probably a burger as well.
>>579298032It's reductio ad religio, terakeky.>>579298114>this cluelesslol
>watched NGE>didn't watch any mecha anime beforehand>no idea what it was subverting or deconstructingAm I still allowed to like it?
Majsoul Friends Room 63483(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63483
>>579298238Enlighten me, then.
My subversive anime of choice? Sonatine directed by Beat Takeshi.
>>579298325Shan't spoonfed in the era of datascraping from the whole web. Do your homeworks instead, if you even care about knowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lS236jEjs
my subversive anime of choice? prisma illya
My subversive gacha of choice? BA.
For me? It's RAG*
adeptkeks...
Sub-what? Submarines?
>>579298347The one where he goes to the USA and the one where there's a coup inside the org are the only one that stuck with me, the rest are all blend together, zatoichi was alright too.cynthia-7.png
>>579298319started
>>579298409>Evangelion begins by playing on what people think of as mecha. >Big robots, teen heroes, fan serviceEvery article I find on it screams "I only watched 3 mecha anime in my life" and nobody mentions things like Yatterman or even Top wo Nerae which predate Evangelion and doesn't operate by what clueless article writers describe as "mecha standards"
i only watch real mjgcore anime
For me it's RahXephon
Ideon collab. I will be the famous headless child
Id whale for shinjis momt.saigado
HONOURS ARE-
>>579299812oh shit i didn't even see 5s also deals into a monster handman sometimes the game just has it out for you lmao
>>579299812This is where you grin and say "mahjong is interesting"
>>579300172mahjong is interesting
>>579299812LES HONORS SONT GEN-
>>579298319back to 3/4
>>579298319gg
>discard honor>draw it again immediately
>>579300582
I ate 3 icecreams...
Big Coach is the Riichi City of Mahjong AIs: soulless chinkslop that's inferior to the original its trying to rip off.
>>579301083Except it's the strongest AI resultwise
>>579301083>Riichi City of Mahjong AIsYou mean it's actually good and offers a better service than the most popular options but has a bad rep because it's unpopular?
>>579301115Riichi City is alsot he best mahjong client
>>579301115LuckyJ begs to differ.
>>579301178more like unpopular because it has a bad rep.
What's sex with Ichihime like
RC had a bad rep because one retard went overboard and was publicly humiliated but yostar also took that opportunity to cement mjs and let its shills run loose here.
Kinshi!
The day RC becomes accepted here is the day the dark ages of /mjg/ will end.
>>579301481fuck off rc shill
nothing your stopping you from hosting RC kokos if you believe all RC posting isn't done by actual paid shills who don't actually care about it or play it
>>579295642This is why you're stuck in gold
>>579301764This. Next league will be held in RC and will include a field for your preferred pronouns.
>nothing your stopping you
>>579302162
>>579302201I'll never reputationally recover from this...I swear I'm just really tired...
esl bros...
If rc has a million haters, then I am one of them. If rc has ten haters, then I am one of them. If rc has only one hater then that is me. If rc has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is with rc, then I am against the world.
I don't believe there are legit RC shills here. Why would frank pay some dude to shill on a general with 100 people at best?
Is there such a thing as "tile records" that one can review on a piece of paper to study? Is that a thing?Are there records of pro matches out there that one could study move by move to improve their game?I don't mean replays or recordings
>>579302848100 people is half his playerbase
>>579302902they had that in Saki but I don't know whether that's a real thing that's actually being used in real lifeprobably is
>>579302848Anon, there are shills from every corporation, it's literally just shills and bots talking to eachothers with the occasional NEETs butting in and calling them all retarded corposuckers.
>FOC shillsAlways spamming the thread with their degenerate kokos.
>>579302356watching you watching me
what's the problem with this?
>>579303117what a nigger
>>579303117He didn't have enough reputation to be allowed to use this move
>>579301614never happened
>>579303227How is this legal?
>>579303246should we post the screenshot where the RC shill had a meltdown and his posts get mass deleted?
>>579303285When you own the mahjong org, anything is legal
>>579303330Not him but yes
>>579303330to them, at this point, any publicity is good publicity, so you should stop engaging with them
>>579303117none really unless its local yaku with tsubame gaeshi, where it might be a chombo, otherwise you add the stick after it guaranteed passes so doing this or not wouldn't change the score
>>579303508Trvke
>>579303285power of bullshit and authority
>>579303330sounds like a falseflag from the mjs shills
>great RCtroon expose event is so old we are even getting revisionist theories for it now.
>>579303285It was a joke.
>>579304173newfags being newfags
>>579304173>we should never ever ever ever recount old events for newcutes who weren't there so no one knows what actually happened when the old guard dies and revisionists get to say whatever they want
>>579304335nothing happened.
>>579304335t. Winning Team member
b-bakuhatsu
>>579304335newcuties are so starved to achievements that they would steal it from the old guard.
>>579304475
>>579304534newcuties own this general, unc
>>579304545how is aru that fucking cool
newshits can't even organize their own tourneys
Its time to break away from the newfag ridden state of current /mjg/ and create a new general /mjOG/. Make /mjg/ great again.
>>579304335Gomen Ronners won and no amount of bot2k revisionism will ever change that
>>579304641he's not a newcutie
>>579304853fake team
>>579304853chuunis won actually
>you now remember gomen ronners
>>579304824can i join if im not a jogger?
What about /3pmjg/?
>Go to Japan>Use ください for basically everything>Find out later that it's a direct command and not just a general "please"
>>579305183Only people who experienced upto the code gay ass collab are allowed in /mjOG/, no jongers no baggies and whatever low IQ newfags that festers here like shartia and amae spammers
>>579304824>new generaljust use the alt general?
>>579305378Jouzu.
>>579304824It would be so kino, /mjg/ following the lifecycle of any great empire, after the golden age comes the civil war.
>>579305378ください
>>579287514thanks for watchingremember to read the manga
Enough time has passed for the new tourney to be announced
>>579305751You know exactly what it is.
>>579305751Everyone will be busy with saint september
>>579298319GGs
>>579298319ggs
>go to japan>speak like a manga protag, no keigo or other gayspeak>boomers are mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwhkAgWsUqw
I wanna be a gomen ronner
I lost my ICOCA again. Time to bother the station attendant.
What happens if all four players are in furiten
>>579306313The manager shoots them all in the back of the head
>>579287514what about a training camp tourney? we play 10+ qualifiers games over a week or 2, then based on the stats like deal in rate, win rate, average win score, each player is given a weakness to improve on for the next round of games, and the player who improves the most on that skill wins
>>579287514Thanks for the stream
>a tulpa creation guidewhy is this in the repo?
>>579306515how new
Is nakasuji just as safe as any suji or is it less safer than suji 1 and 9 and suji 2 and 8 ?
>>579306515What? Link, please
>>579305632
>>579306605safer than regular sujinakasuji 456 is much safer than suji 28, slightly less safe than suji 19t. /mjg/'s greatest scholar
>>579306605Terminal suji is the safest. Nakasuji is safer than 37 and 28 suji.
>>579306605Its not safe because i used it for a trap
>>579306515>he doesn't send his tulpa to spy on his opponents' handsngmi
>>579304335Since that comment was prompted by RC, explain the theory behind how RC getting popular is bad.Personally I don't see the format of a 10GB client ever becoming popular when there're competitors you can play on browers.But even if it did, it would be a good thing for end consumers that just play mahjong, because it would mean that clients have to compete at improving services for the players.Personally I'm a hater for outfits costing 15 or 30 dollars for just pngs and slightly animated gifs. I think yostar could really improve on that. I have no idea how RC handles it, because I don't play it enough. I'm also a hater of blatant cheaters NOT getting banned and instead getting demoted. Not sure how RC handles that either.So on that regard, if a browser client popped up that had cute anime girls, good collabs and wasn't fucking over people with their gacha system and also tried to protect fair play, it would become my favorite client.I really don't understand this cattle mentality of brand loyalty to corpos that don't give a shit.
>>579307484>I'm also a hater of blatant cheaters NOT getting banned and instead getting demoted. Not sure how RC handles that either.They deranked /mjg/'s top RC shill to adept 1 equivalent after he exploited what wasn't even a glitch to reach the top rank.
>>579307484Do your own research, bitch.
>>579307484>I really don't understand this cattle mentality of brand loyalty to corpos that don't give a shit.This is why we ostracized the RCshill who turned this into a tribal issue. When RC came out we had no issues with the client. We still have no issues with it. Every problem lies with the retard who wanted to force it in the OP and threw a hissy fit whenever it wasn't included.
>>579306395I have no weaknesses.amaekoromo-0.png
>>579302902https://jellicodemahjong.wordpress.com/2018/09/04/a-guide-to-tenhous-paifu/
>>579307698this was the worst of Frank's offences and ensured I would never touch his shitty client
>>579307851So why didn't anons remove MJS too and added Tenhou instead?
>>579302902Yes, but it's vastly less practical than watching a tenhou or majsoul log review.
>>579306836>>579307076Damn you guys smart. What is the defense ranking?is itGenbutsuTanki honorKabe(No chance)Suji: 1,9NakasujiSuji: 2,8Suji: 3to7Non tanki honors?Kabe: One chance?Sotogawa?Dunno if the my rank is right, also dunno where to put one chance ,sotogawa and non tanki honors, can you guys rank them for me please
>>579308008At least search the archives before you posthttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/tenhou.net/type/op/
>>579308008OP shows clients relevant to the community. We had 1(!) tourney in total hosted on RC since it launched and zero friendly in the last month or even longer. Make the client relevant and it shall be added.
reminder that there were never any issues with himeGODS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xh8eQZi1NY
>>579308234Anon look at the OP. Why do we even have a client in the OP? The repo should link to clients anyway.
Baker here, Kings or Hime? hinamomo-5.png
>>579308605Hime!
>>579308445Their issue is that Hime players are evil.
>>579308605both, put amatsuki in there too
>>579308605Dota.
>>579308464Because majsoul is the primary client for the vast majority of people on /mjg/ and always has been.
>>579308605Stripjong
You call yourself a Mahjong player?List every Mahjong client.
>no tourneys at the momentkeikumusume-5.png
>>579308909Mahjong soulTenhouJackie Cha-FUCK
wwyd
>>579308821But why should /mjg/ shill a client in particular to newfigs and funnel them all in the same place? Why not let the newfigs out in the wild?I think it's a bit too much of a corpo bootlicker approach.
>>579309050fold
>>579309050holy fold from haipai
>>579309050ton
>>579309067Because we use Mahjong Soul first and foremost here? It's THE community client for /mjg/
>>579309050Good luck, I'm behind 7 safe tiles
>>579309067Shut down the repo too because guiding newfags is clearly never a good thing.
>>579309220>He doesn't have access to the /mjg/ client
>>579309334I accept your concession
>what no koko does to a mf
>>579309220So what you are saying is that we are a tribe that identifies with a particular client, correct? It's kind of antithesis to this post >>579307851Removing all clients or keeping tenhou up would have shown a level of integrity that anons failed to upkeep. Truth is we've been captured by yostar and you don't want to admit it.>>579309246No, keep the repo up so newfigs can praise our meidos and learn to do their daily WWYDs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GruTmVz6tCQ
>>579309050Noooo, my mortal score!
>>579309067It's a mere disclosure that it's the most popular client that most of the thread plays on.
>>579309584You were less obvious at first, but now it's apparent that you're just a butthurt cityfag.
>>579309584Nah, shut it all down, we evidently need to be less welcoming if retards like you feel inclined to post here.
>>579309596somehow I've missed all Side A watchalongs.
The return of “ I’ve got your back” posting is nigh
>rc shill falseflagging with mjs emotes
>>579306395host it to me
I luckshitted.
do you like my emote edit?
>>579309584>we are a tribe that identifies with a particular client, correct?As the other anon said just make kokos or host a tourney on RC to make it relevant it's meaningless to show off a dozen clients in the OP if anons barely use them
Make the repo require an account, and you can only get one after 1000 friendlies, master 1 or hosting a tournament (obtainable only via IRC).
I own all seasons of Saki on Blu-Ray and the Japs that owned them before me never touched the extras for some reason
questionnaire results doko
>>579310072How can you notice that.
>>579310223They were still in their original packaging
>>579310182You got tricked into being datamined. I'm selling your data as we speak.
>>579309931
>>579310285uwahahaha
>>579310072Proof?
Sakouisen tournament. Qualifiers open every weekend for a year, and at the end of the year a certain amount of uma is factored in for how much ranked you've played and how well you've performed in ranked over the year. The finalists at the end of this would be the true saikyou jyanshi of the thread and their showdown would be legendary.I feel like there's a higher than average risk of a tournament like this enabling nametroon spammers though...
>>579310285Say it ain't so... I don't believe Meido Repo would betray us like that.
>>579310468Check the puddingamaekoromo-0.png
Why did the hoers flop while the snek soared?
>>579305910so true de gozaru dattebayo
>>579310934Ranking was released early. Wait another week and she'll be updated to top 3.
>>579310829
>>579310934Snakehag is original while le horsie is just a uma rip-off
>>579307851>When RC came out we had no issues with the clientwho's revising history now
>>579309828I'm literally a newfig that wasn't even here when the RC drama was in full force and only lived to see the aftermatch.I don't see an issue with RC(beside being a client you have to DL and having a small pool of players), and the whole division comes off as tribalniggery. Yostar clearly has the upper hand, and the Riichishilly was correct in hindsight, because the MJS link is in the OP, not the tenhou one. >>579309834Explain in full detail why you think I'm a retard. Because you came off as a retard yourself.>>579310059It's pointless to put a client in the OP in the first place, since we are naturally inclined to post links for kokos. All it does is promote X corporation instead of Y, when this general is just a mahjong general.>but it's the most popular client!Why can't we be more like /chess/?
>>579310934Japs don't like tomboys
>>579310934I thought this was some stupid riddle at first.
>>579310934Get down from there!
>>579311145>Why can't we be more like /chess/?dead you mean?
Why can’t the Chinese neighbors have a fucking conversation that isn’t above 100 decibels
>>579311145>I'm literally a newfiglurk moar
>>579311145>Why can't we be more like /chess/?Yeah, I'd love to be more like that schizo den. Go back there instead of trying to reignite flamewars we've gotten over years ago, shitstirring nigger.
>>579311145>Why can't we be more like /chess/?You really don't want that.
mint chocolate is DISGUISTING
>>579311492Take that back!
>>579311492But I like you m-wait...
>>579311485>>579311281Their OP is pristine. No favoristism. No cockglazing for corpos.Only one clean link that gives you everything.
How's /chess/ anyway?
>>579311492Depends on brand. After Eight are ok-ish.
chess is boring, the better player just wins every time
>>579311629Isn't their OP zealously enforced by an insane NEET tranny called pastebintroon or something, and he'll throw a massive schizo shitfit if anyone other than him makes a new thread?
>>579311629if only you knew about the /chess/ op warsshut up about /chess/ anyway
>>579311128It's true though. That's why ex-league TO made a sanma tourney there when it came out. Then the shill happened.
>>579311629lichess is made by a jew
>>579311492Now try mint cigarettes.
>>579311492There was an entire scene in that sugoi dekai romcom slop of the main girl having a meltdown about mint chocolate being good. It was so obnoxious that I started hating mint chocolate in response (similar situation to riichi city).
>>5793118081s go for chiitoi
>>579311772wow so the two coexisted peacefully then suddenly for no reason at all an "rc shill" managed to turn everyone against rcyoure right that doesnt sound like a falseflag at all
>>579311074she would be a better character if she were an uma ripoff
>>579311754>>579311767I say fuck yostar! Fuck their gacha rates, fuck their outfits, fuck their sloppa, fuck their non-existing anticheat measures! >>579311778We could have a good repo made by a coalition of chinks pretending not to be jews.
>>579311926You're right you know better what happened than people who were present. Retard.
>>579292786her daughter is the PINK
>>579311789I wish I couldThey are illegal fucking everywhere nowThe one thing the black's rights groups could do that would actually benefit me and they fuck it up.
>>579311926let me guess >>579312013 is also a falseflagger who wants MajSoul to stay in the OP?
>>579293980problem is that whenever I booted up mfg I realized I was procrastinating on the mjs grind/
>>579312182Sounds like a you problem
>>579312242Not going for a chinitsu this week even if it looks correct.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VhJzQOShKRI
>>579311808Digital push
>>579297358MY SISTER IS NOT REDDIT
>>579312549It's a coin toss.
>>579312419Retard.
why are there so many chessfags here
>SISTER... SISTER PLEASE PLAY OUR GAME! ITS... I-IT'S GOT HECKIN TRANS RIGHTS IN IT!!>the LukeGAWD rotates his body 90 degrees, granting the rctroon a mere side view of his frame>then, the head too rotates. locking the rctranny into eye contact>PLEASE.... PLEASE PLAY OUR GACHASLO- UHHHH I MEAN ANIME MAHJONG CLIENT>the capCHAD chuckles. a sudden, yet eloquent chuckle>"why?">the rctranny shill had never reached this point, the other loonytroons and minors the freak had scouted never ask "why?", they simply entered its realm>"w-why?">the rctroon's eyes dart around, DESPERATE to avoid eye contact with the alabaster GOLIATH standing before it>"w-wel-">the rctroon is cut off>"I meant...">the LukeGAWD's neutral face warps into a smile>"why would I play a tranime mahjong client, when I have the real deal?">the rctroon goes INSANE>lunging at the capBEHEMOTH with all its weight>ZIP>WHOOSH>ZOOM>each blow effortlessly avoided>"W-WHY YO-">SAND BLAST>one strike to the stomach>the freak is left reeling>it lets out its death knell>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>the gachaslop rctranny horde huddled around the set-ups filled with the stench of their axe wounds turn around>the capWARRIOR enters a fighting stance>I AINT EVER BACKIN' DOWN>BOOM POW BWAKABOOM BOOOM POW>FOR MY CITY FOR MY TOWN>rctrannies going flying in every direction>5 minutes later>the rctranny corpses line the floor of the building>the gachaslop area is converted into yet ANOTHER set of MJS set ups>febreeze is sprayed around for the next 24 hours to cover up the axe wound stench
Why are you guys all capsing "PINK" now?
>>579312170I'm just a shitstirrer asking questions. I don't really care, but I find it curious.
>>579312419wwwwww
>>579312726
>>579312775lurking will answer your questions
>>579312730The demand for a final solution is rising.
>>579312875It really didn't, because I'm actually an oldfag that lurked a billion years.You anons simply come off as corrupt or lacking integrity. And you don't even want to admit to it.
>>579312925final solution requires previously failed solutions
Pinks are the true kind inhabitants of the peaceful land!
>>579313015anyone here will agree that /mjg/ prefers MajSoul how'd that make this general corrupt or lacking integrity
>>579312730Silence PINK
total pink love
>>579313189The anon that said it wasn't tribalniggery, and that the shill was shunned for being a tribalnigger.He should apologize to me for lying on the internet.
This is a BEMANI thread.
>>579313285>one anon being retarded means the whole thread is retardedcurious observation skills you got there
>>579313036we've tried shooting them to the moon and look how that worked out.
Citycucks don't even play mahjong, they just enjoy drama like this tranny >>579313285
>>579313514I'm literally higher rank than you on MJS>>579313443Anons used to NEVER lie on this general, /mjg/ declined and it's everyone's fault.
Fuck it I'm boredTime to stoke both sides of this argument
interesting how the decline of /mjg/ began when "that" anon joined
>>579313647>Anons used to NEVER lie on this generalSo much for being an "oldfag that lurked a billion years" eh?
The anti-Christ is not real.
>>579313803I was here a billion years ago and anons didn't lie.
>>579313745solarpletex? Yeah fuck that guy.
>>579313647>I'm literally higher rank than you on MJSYou'd need a mortalbot for that.
>>579313745trolling is a art
>>579313716Stream yourself deranking
>>579313958>nas
Genuinely bravo eurokeks
>>579313937Unless you are S3, you are below me.Learn your place.
>>579314103Yeah, so I'm above you.
>>579313745no it didnt i am an asset to this general
>>579314248The fact that you are pushing this bluff so hard instead of folding tells me you are not.
>/mjg/>folding
>>579314103>>579314248larp
>>579314492Pot, kettle.
Did something happen to the chinks and nips? I've played 15+ jade games this weekend and almost all of them had people emoting. Did asians enter the next stage in their evolution where they now have souls?
>>579311804
Oyaman iishanten? Fold that shit at the drop of the hat, I can't take risks like that. Open 1-han garbage hand? Full tilt retard push no matter what, I can't afford to let that other guy win this hand.
>>579314783botscripts include emoting to seem more human you played against bots
>>579314686I riichi'd because I was sure to win.
>>579311804Do you ever stop and think about the fact that you are the perfect cattle and that once someone realizes this weakspot you have you can be easily controlled by anyone?
>>579311804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JygyWdvbs6AObnoxious scene. It literally has an "everyone started clapping" moment like a copypasta. Shit anime, to be Frank, should have dropped it earlier.
>>579315115Where's your whimsy?
>>579315103No, I'm not in the habit of thinking false things.
>I started [doing/hating thing] because I [saw thing on the telly].Maybe Jack Thompson was right, we need to ban violent videogames, least we get more anons going on murder sprees.
>>579315115that was hilarious
>>579314904They played like shit and the emotes made sense contextuallyIf they were truly bots, I kneel to the botfarm.
>>579315115>He watched it
>>579315603>>579315603>>579315603
mjg opinions and client preferences are putty in the OPs hands
>>579315368You have evidence of it.You are just willfully ignoring it to pretend you have control over yourself.Too bad, you've made an enemy for life and I'll make sure to exploit your weaknesses.
what are we gonna do with the leftover image slots?
>>579307698The only reason he is not part of the witch hunts is because he's an IRC cabal member. He was as much of a cheater as the count, for example.