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>>579301004
it says a lot that troonathan "tub full" rogbinder caved to the demands of PoE1GAWDS and instantly abandoned his vision thoughbeit.
Shows who is really in charge, eh?

put the tub pic into the next OP or no balls

>>579301223
no

PoE 1 = Good
PoE 2 = Shit
Its really that simple.

THE TOUCH OF TUB

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nice to see the tubspammer still going strong

>>579301004
so true sis it's great that woodful took a lesson from wolcen, the superior title, and added numerous "listen to the NPC yap in your ear for an hour" segments because what we all really wanted from our monster killing loot dropping simulator was a sonyesque cinematic experience, maybe they should allocate more of their budget towards developing unskippable cutscenes as well, that would be really poggers vgh the lore characters are talking again vgh its like my favorite netflix show vgh thank you zanzibart vgh

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should i play monkey zoo thing, martial artist, or something else? i want to never die. dps doesn't need to be top tier

>no you see, you need a huge brain to appreciate the campaign in poo2
>i love it when my character strikes up a spontaneous conversation with an NPC
>i ADORE the parts where i need to walk to sin and talk to him for absolutely nothing
>i goon to the parts where my character slowly RP walks and talks to our adversaries

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Rate my U-Boat voyage.

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Hollow Palm Monk
ED Black Flame Lich
Spark Stormweaver

>>579301384
but thats woodful spammer, hes not tubpilled.

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>>579301395

>>579301384
>17 sees that poo1 is being sabotaged
>quits early instead of allowing himself to be mazed
>UR CHALLENGES BWO?? UR UBER KILLS??
actually pathetic seeing a mazietroonie in action. 0% self awareness, 50% tubbed, 50% mazed, 100% raped

>>579301478
4/10, the swastika is facing the wrong direction. this is the indian version that signifies love for poo.

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>>579301478
ancient chinese wisdom

>>579301502
wait its a spear, lighting spear amazon is thor then

poo1 streamers are the worst thing to happen to poe2 cuz poe2 exposed them as the spreadsheet warriors they are with 0 actual mechanical skills and now we have to deal with everything being nerfed so they can watch netflix on a 2nd monitor while holding m1

0.1 jamanrra was harder than any endgame boss we have right now that's how bad things have become.

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>>579301552
>get raped
>come back to get raped again
to what end?

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gupta got off his shift and is laying into jrv again, love to see it

comparison is the thief of joy

>>579301731
just ignore the schizos and post some tub memes.
shit is funny af

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>>579301478
indoeuropean/10

comparison is the joy of a thief

>>579301676
funny how the more poo1ified poo2 becomes, the more popular it becomes
everyone hated 0.1
everyone shat on 0.2
TROONATHAN TUBFUL ROGERSTEIN had to be physically restrained to stop him from anal voring the entirety of GGG HQ in a woodful rage

i feel like the thread schizo actually got raped by jrv

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reminder.

>>579301676
true sister, not everyone can have a jakub-like cranium like yourself to play and appreciate this video game. preach!

>>579301952
>everyone hated 0.1
wut?
>>579301981
imagine that deep anal penetration, the smell, the sound, that glorious tub filling up with love sauce.
hard just thinking about it.

>>579301952
The people shitting on 0.2 were praising Last Epoch. How'd that go?

>>579302086
maybe schizo got raped in the tub and now every mention of it trigger his ptsd

>>579302130
don't worry about that. krafton has a poo2 killer in the oven and it looks tasty.

>>579301456
you can stuff loyalty support in every minion as a monke wrangler and be nearly immune to any damage

>>579302189
maybe schzio and 17 are rape pals, they both take turns getting raped and gaped in troonathans poop tub.
gay sex and coprophilia is hot as fuck.

>nooooo the campaign doesn't have enough mandatory dialogue segments!! each act should have at least one part where we slowly walk down a hallway for 15 minutes while an NPC loredumps on us, and then a 10 minute section where that same NPC opens a door for us while we fight off waves of monsters, and then a 25 minute section where a bunch of lore NPCs gather in the same room and have a long epic conversation and then the big bad suddenly appears and we have to fight but he's too strong and the npcs save us from certain death

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And after shitting the tub full the brim, Jonathan was not satisfied and so he shat out another poe2 update.

>>579302560
looks like he is currently constipated, seeing how flaccid 0.5.5 is

wonder if streamers have impending dread about being forced to play poe2 in the same way regularly people feel about mondays and going back to work

a lone turd sailing the high tub seas, the SS woodful

>>579302665
i don't think so, their mindset is
>i'd rather eat shit than eat nothing at all

Tub posting sounds funny until you realize it's someone just propogating their scat fetish

>>579302862
seems like you are the only one getting off to it

>>579302776
i mean most people would rather have a job than be homeless but they can also have additional feelings about it

>>579302907
>no u
every. single. time.

>>579303027
I laughed so there is no problem. Grow up.

>>579303027
nobody seems to get any sexual gratification from tubposting, so why are you pretending anyone is? what makes your mind wander there?

TUBATHOOOON!!

>>579303123
>nobody seems to get any sexual gratification from tubposting
talk about yourself saar

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Chris Wilson apology form

TO: Chris Wilson
FROM: /poeg/

Reason(s) for behavior (check all that apply):
>I listened to reddit
>I listened to streamers
>I did not understand The Vision
>I did not understand the genius of Ruthless
>I did not realize the necessity of 3.15
>I was a doomsissy for all the wrong reasons
>I underestimated power creep and its consequences
>I didn't realize how good we actually had it

I shall henceforth respect CHRIS WILSON and his Vision, and shall cease referring to him as "BFR" and its variants.

>>579303123
>i can't stop thinking about and talking about a fat 45 year old man shitting in a bathtub.
a few posts would be one thing, 14 hours a day for 2 years straight, idk that is kind of gay.

>it's only 1 guy
are you connected to the fat guy in some way? are you the fat guy? why do you care so much? are you getting paid to defend him?

>>579303478
why does it upset you so much when people make fun of jrv/tubspammer?

>>579303625
nobody is upset, am just trying to find out why you are trying to defend tubman

wow didnt realize green sulfur was worth something
ive just been wasting it trying to craft a ghost sword

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>>579303659
because he is cute and i like him ^.^

the tub overfloweth

>>579303779
wrong dev, this one is just a diaper loving pedo

>>579303779
ai is getting kinda spooky. you feel me senpai?

thank you for defending my honor ^^
>*poopy kisses you with shitty mouth*
MWAH!
regards, ACKie

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The /poeg/ schizo always has a fecal fixation on one person at a time. This time it's the guy who posts Jonathan in the tub. Some day he'll go back to Ashur or the guy who was stalking Alkaizer. It's just what he does.

Every general on /vg/ has its own dedicated schizo btw. If you don't have one your game is small time. Just smile and wave when you see him. He's always there.

>*pulls pants down*
a brand new tub? Don't mind if I do

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>>579303972
>no u
lmao

jrv209 did nothing wrong and is right about everything

>>579303972
>who was stalking Alkaizer
???

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>>579303972
while that may be true, nobody has posted the tub picture in a good while, it used to be way worse and the term "tub" or "tubbed" just stuck around

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>>579301863
>>579301575
it's ok bros, I dropped a Mirror to fix it!

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>>579303972
it's weird how dedicated you are to defending some random guy

>>579303972
our dedicated "schizo" is jrv209

except he's not a schizo he's just a fucking faggot

>troonathan, sir, agent 17 is shitting up the thread!
>DEPLOY ACKIE, HE WILL RUN DAMAGE CONTROL
>sir, with all due respect, ackie is hard at work adding new dialogue sections to act 6
>SEND ACKIE IN NOW, THAT IS AN ORDER FROGMODE!
>understood, sir... ACKIE! GET OVER HERE!
>*wipes poop from mouth* yeth thir?

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>>579303972
This doesn't apply to PoE1&2 because
>free games
>hyper kino contents
>based devs
>comfy atmosphere

>>579304272
oh the irony
also, hi! *waves*

>>579304248
he had a melty ages ago about getting reported and banned every time he posted the tub picture

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NO BALANCE CHANGES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>579304307
reminds me of this legendary scene

>>579304248
yeah "nobody" is posting it out of all the many people who were posting it in the past.

>>579304307
not a fetish btw

>>579304592
the point is, the schizo never stopped acting as if people were posting it.
truly mindraped.

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>SIR TROONATHON DID NOT SHIT INTO THE TUB
>SIR THAT IS A FALSE STATEMENT AND SOMETHING I WILL NOT STAND FOR
>NOOOO SIR YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
>STOP OR I WILL START SHITTING THE STREETS AGAIN
>NOOOOOO SIR YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT STOP
>SIR THAT IS ENOUGH I WILL BUY THE SUPER SUPPORTER PACK TAKE A BATH IN THE HOLY RIVER AND DIE OF AIDS

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Schizo wonnered. /pooegg/ losted.

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>>579304527
>NO BALANCE CHANGES
good, saar is pleased

>>579301112
>kinda funny when you look at which game drowns its players in more loot
You are fully insane. The amount of rare gear poo1 shits out at you is ridiculous compared to poo2

holy fuck you fucking retards have been insufferable for days

>>579304883
i am talking about loot you don't filter AKA tinks, you retarded imbecile. poo2 drowns players in tinks.

>Perfidious Poops: Shit in the tub: 0/1000
>Tremendous Turds: Unclog the tub drain: 0/10
>Ferocious Fecalphile: Consume tubshit: 0/100000

wheres your 40/40 bro? how come you dont have more challenges? you must be bad at the game bro

>>579305060
not a fetish btw

Tinks per map is the ONLY metric of whether a league is good or not. Fubgun and Ruetoo both said so.

i played a bad build for 0.5 and quit at t11
whats a good build that i don't have to do any crafting for, martial artist?

>PoE1 is a success
>PoE2 is a success

He won

I like how people would rather be talking about tubs full of shit, faggots, trannies, niggers and pedo devs than poe2.
I feel really bad for Chris, this is what his legacy is now. Endless literal shit talk. Chris doesn't deserve this.

>you are a failure
your parents lost

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>we have added monsters being able to be sliced apart like an anime

- jonathan rogers

Anime won

>>579305035
Poe1 players having death throes

>>579305259
the fun part is:
you can talk about tubs full of shit, faggots, trannies, niggers and pedo devs and still talk about poe2 at the same time, because all these topics overlap with it.
don't be sad about how things are, be happy bald man got out.

>>579305259
Yes he does because reminder that Chris Wilson got swindled and bought a known counterfeit autographed Black Lotus from his supposed best friend. When you're that gullible you deserve to suffer.

>>579295564
Not monkey, but here are some red skill parries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvbSs6pC6Ug [Embed]
Candlemass is quite interesting example, because all of his attacks have unblockable cue, but all of them a parryable
Truth is the whole normal/red ability split became extremely inconsistent after that 0.3 change. There are blockable red attacks and unblockable normal ones.
I think technically you can parry/block everything as long as you can take the stun threshold buildup
The game being inconsistent mess is par the course by now

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>>579305269

It is very sad that even with Gemling making it FREE to use with 100% to not use Glory, Hammer of the Gods is really bad. It is even more sad that I have zero hope for GGG to make it better.

i don't even know there a red attacks. I just kill it

>>579305035
it's been awful ever since the 0.5.5 stream
poo2 players aren't happy about it and are lashing out

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stop talking about me, i got out for this exact reason

>>579305581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyJDLWjDYJI

>>579305259
its more entertaining ngl. poe 2 with its current 0.5 meta is already solved there are new discoveries to be made.

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Y'all say you want to talk about Poopy 2 but you have absolutely nothing to talk about because every streamer said the sword demo felt like dogshit and you're not getting swords or balance changes anythough for 4 more fucking months due to Jonathan's fat retardation.

>sponsored corpo video

>>579305051
Tinktard fubbummer calling anyone retarded is rich

>>579305658
every streamer also said you were gay

>>579305805
are you gonna pretend poo2 doesn't drown players in tinks?

I'll take poe2 campaign over poe1 any day.
Reason? Poe2 campaign is extremely streamlined by now, maybe maps are a bit bigger but who cares when layouts are simple and you can sprint end to end.
Most of poe1 layouts are absolute unfiltered dogshit that is painful to navigate even with superior mobility.
That extends to maps too. One good thing that came out of the infinite atlas is that incessant whining forced ggg to fix most of the bad maps (there are still jungle/swamp leftowers). Most of poe1 endgame maps are worse than mire, but no one cares because why bother - you can just run dunes for 3 weeks lmao

>>579305914
it drowns the top end players in tinks.
the average player isn't pulling 20-40 div out of a map.

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>you want poo2? take it, it's yours. but poo1? poo1 i will sabotage to the ground
>perhaps the suffering of my fellow wunners will finally stir my bowels

>>579306050
even pulling only 5-10 tinks out of a map is insane, compared to poe1.
>noooo tink chasing is bad
>plays tink game
uh-huh, interesting

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>>579305658
Not this retard who thinks swords are op

>>579306023
>the campaign and maps in poe1 are painful to navigate

>>579306050
You can go grand expedition and only open chests and get like 1-2 div per map consistently.
Poe1 meanwhile be like 1 div / 500 000 monster kills

streamers and youtube niggers can't really say the truth, they have to shill the game. if they come from gamescon and say the game is trash the duelist is shit 1.0 is doomed then then how the fuck are they supposed to milk exilecon and the 1.0.
they live off their viewership, if they trash the game people become uninterested in the subject and have no reason to click their streams while they play poe2 or watch any youtube content related to poe2.
streamers and youtubers are only negative towards a game when the sentiment is already overwhelmingly negative and the masses already decided a game is shit (marathon, concord, highguard etc.)

>>579306207
i mean he is right, if you are retarded, the maps are hard to navigate

>>579305914
No i agree with you. There needs to be a happy medium btween .1 and .5. Temple ruined the playerbase's brains with how profitable is was

>>579306186
the average player isn't getting 10 div a map.
at best they are run 3x irradiated tablets with +1 portal

>>579306263
also, ggg is known to blacklist people who talk about them negatively, and then they are locked out of any access type content, lowering their relevancy and viewership even further.

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Let me do the challenges and be done with this shitty game already

>>579306263
>>579306453
I guess we have to be able to form opinions and discussions without relying on streamers to spoonfeed us. How will we go on?

>>579306207
>>579306330
Do you enjoy shield charging through axiom prison and such? It's not that they are hard to navigate, but the layouts are ass cancer

kinda funny how pootoorists are so upset about tubposting when poe1 players had to deal with it for years

>>579306369
who the fuck is talking about the average? the average player doesn't even finish campaign. i am talking about top end, pulling 30-40 div out of a map top end in poe2 is completely insane, in poe1 you aren't gonna pull 10 div out of a map, in party play even. that's why the partyfags quit early this league.

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Almost doneded with my PoE2 0.5 challenges :)

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It's funny how people complain about combo gameplay in PoE while other games force you to deal with this crap.

>y-yeah it was cool to play swords, the best thing about it was that, yeah, you get to equip a sword and um...they had a lot of computers set up for people to play
Every single streamer review of the Gamescom Poop 2 gameplay.

>>579306636
I'm just waiting for the update before finishing my Cartographer challenge so I only have to kill divinity once

>>579305658
idgaf about swords, i want flails and templar

>>579306636
that is one zesty 'jak

>>579306538
i don't think i've thought about any zone in the poe1 campaign in 7-8 years.
i just watch a movie while running through it like everyone else.

game isn't even released yet and i only played the campaign in poo2 a handful of times but i am already sick of it, there is so much RP and forced "talk to x" checks that make you go out of your way, i don't wanna do this anymore...
meanwhile, i did the poe1 campaign for 15 years in all its iterations, and i dislike it, but i don't need to think enough about it to care

>>579301384
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/SUTgFbH-fFqvFeAo2-Cmyg/

>>579306774
I can already smell the poop from a mile away.

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>>579305658
I'm not allowed to talk about what I love

I wish there was a good venue to discuss this game

Shitter here.
Fleshing out my character for a more comfortable endgame.
Is it worth buying a baby's first mageblood with 2 flasks if it enables me to sit at 90% all elemental res?
Or should I just sit on the 25 div until I save up enough for a higher rolled belt?

>>579307105
should be posted more. seems like the only ways to get him to stop spamming about jonathan shitting himself.

OHHH THE VISION
JONATROON I CAN FEEL IT
I WAS WRONG THE WHOLE TIME
I JUST WAS NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO GRASP IT
would post the webm but its just so much better with sound

https://streamable.com/3i5tbc

>>579307382
nobody stopped talking about jonathan shitting himself.

>>579306774
doesn't really surprise me, swords always felt like a forced meme.
where are dagger, traps and mines, the flail?

>>579307449
combat matters in this game, it is great.
the tub calls!

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>>579307359
if it significantly improves your survivability then yes, so you can farm for the 4 flask mageblood

poo2 just sucks desu

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It doesn't matter that sword skills/combos are shit, what matters is that cyclone is good and that's the only skill anyone (smart) cares about, everything else is just levelling fodder.

>>579307551
i think /poeg/ was the only place that had a sword spammer and gg somehow fulfilled his wish...

>>579307459
seemed to work in the last thread.
he was so busy defend a 'random anon' that he couldn't tubspam on cooldown

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>>579307449
please tell me this is not coincidence

>>579307917
HMMM IM NOOTICING!!!

>>579307449
>the campaign takes 30 hours

>>579307449
>1488 life in a level 20 zone

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>>579307449

why is acc even a thing in poop2?

>>579308334
mandatory meme stat to dampen your scaling potential

people still play this garbage? even though wolcen 2 already won?

>>579308176
Poe 1 campaign takes around 30 hours for new players, too.
There's a lot of inherent knowledge on map layouts, tilesets, environmental clues, and general optimization that we have with poe 1 to cut that time down to around 4 hours.
Poe 2 also has those. The campaign is still longer than poe 1, but not by much when you git gud.

>>579307449
Still does like 4x times the damage my minions, with maximum + levels on gear, for that area, did that patch.

I love you poo

I love poo, too

Literally nobody hates PoE. You love it or you don't care. Never saw one single hate post or hate video about PoE

I love poo more

I love poo so much that I do it every day.

>jrv exposed
>still going strong 12 hours later
he works hard, you gotta give him that

>>579305259
lol what. Chris is a known shitposter here, he loves the BFR meme. wouldn’t be surprised if he keeps pushing the tub memes too

>>579309097
Heaven has no rage like love turned to hatred. Projectpt, pathofmeth, 17: all lovers-to-enemies, but it only exists where love for the game existed prior.

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Based Mathil dabbing on the game hopping fagtubers for mentally retarded children

>>579309632
is zaccie the poop guy?

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QUICK FUCXK FUCK FUCK RELEASE ANOTHER UPDATE MAKE THE GAME FREE NOW NOW NOW AHHHHHHHHH JOHNATHAN DO SOMETHING NOBODYU WANTS TO PLAY OUR DOGSHIT GAME GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TUB JOHNATHAN FUCKKKKKKK

>>579309632
>more forged zaccie content

>poe2 is all about meaningful combat
why doesnt poe2 have pvp and cutthroat events?

oh no... poepbros... wat nou?

>>579309925
>350k ccu at the end of the first month
whew

>>579309874
no, that's 17/jrv/tubspammer

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>>579309874
yes

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what do i play instead of 0.5.5? i have nothing to do

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my hero <3

>>579310259
isnt he afraid of losing his job? his discord name is directly tied to his real name and to his employer. thats borderline insane behaviour.

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>*GOBBLE SNARF GLOMP*
>*wipes mouth*
you are obsessed with shit dude

>>579310497
yea, it wouldn't make any sense if it was real

>>579310548
can you seriously not go more than 20 minutes without talking about eating shit?

>>579310697
no

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>twitterjeetspam
brilliant

What the fuck has been going on the past 2 threads

>>579310824
indian invasion because they heard the game is free soon

>Duelist is going to be bing bing wahoo combo slop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>579310824
Current local time in New Delhi, Delhi, India
09:22:50 PM

>>579310824
the thread schizo was exposed, and he's not taking it well

>>579310697
we are only talking about it but you seem to be eating it. you act exactly like someone who is getting called out

>>579311028
>no u
XD

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>>579310795

>>579311134
>nooo i am not feeling attacked
for sure

>loudly eats shit, lips smacking, nom nom, gargling liquid turd in the back of his throat
>"bro you are disgusting, stop eating shit"
>OBSESSED?!!! LMAO OBSESSED MUCH SCHIZO!?!???!

uh oh, meltie

>>579311267
>no u

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this general rn

>schizo meltdown is starting
nice, let me make popcorn

Found my 3rd divine before even reaching maps ::DD

>>579311675
it's going to get much worse as we get closer to dec 11th.

TUBBING

>>579311830
LOL

>Character acts like a goodie two shoes
>Even the evil one is just secretly good
Stop this voiced protagonist plague in my ARPGs

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G R I M

>>579312049
it's always darkest before the DAWN

>>579312049
wow kalandra was a pretty good league actually, almost as good as mirage the 2nd best league of all time

tub

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>>579312049
Literally impossible. Two explanations:
>nobody plays PoE on steam
or
>it's bugged

>>579312353
>nobody plays PoE
it's this one

>>579310031
>missing the point
how brown are you

>>579312049
poe casual here
I'm burnt out from mid leagues from both games, didn't log in for either games' last league

we are reaching the point of no return.

>>579312550
you missed out, 0.5 was the best league yet
fortunately for you, there's a brand new fresh start league on friday

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S E V E N
T A B S

>>579312746
>blade plunger
my tub will be so unclogged

>>579312746
i like the tabs more than the wall of text in poe1.

>>579312746
7 tubs?

they say if you eat the poo it comes out cleaner the next time

>>579312883
I'd rather they just made skills that didn't have 20000 conditionals bloating the description

Hello exiles. This is my first league, I already have almost 500 hours. Usually in gaming I experience "the dip", when the enjoyment drops after 200 hours or so and I move on, but it's not happening with PoE2. I'm still having so much fun and despite having thousands of divines, every tink makes me happy. Guess I'm in it for the long term. What is your experience with the game? Do you play the season for a few weeks and then stop or play constantly?

can't wait to look at gemling and spirit walker player usage day 1

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Duelist / Swords is the most controller-coded gameplay I've seen in poe2 to date
coincidentally poe2 is a lot more fun to play on the couch with a controller

>dadgamers LOVE poo2

>>579312746
Jesus

>>579312746
based jonathan filtering the 1ers

>>579312997
Fun fact of the day: You can wholly and completely ignore everything past the first two tabs! Yay!

>>579313346
retard

>>579313346
ok but then why did they waste the time and money to put them there?

swords are going to feel like complete ass except for the lightning coil shit

>>579313480
For other people who want a lil extra on their plate besides plain rice and chicken

>>579313546
mmmh, a side of turd, got it

>someone makes a food analogy
>schizo immediately thinks of shit

>>579313615
you have to be a jeet.

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>For other people who want a lil extra on their plate besides plain rice and chicken
meanwhile in reality

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>>579310586
>its not real
the alkcordians are here

>>579313615
That is an incredibly indian thought to have, anon

>>579314046
it's just purely poo2 coded, what can i say

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>its not real

>the general when poe1 gets a meh league
>everyone plays the game, ONE schizo keeps posting player charts
>the general when poo2 gets a meh league
>several people posting about scat on cooldown 16 hours a day

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>>579313962
please shit right on my plate, tubman

>>579314095
>this sword skill is like making a poop on youre plate and then you eating the poop
yeah, you are 100% jeet

>>579312746
>lightning rods with extra steps
Still no original ideas I see

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man this guy really is the gift that keeps on giving

>>579314263
>saaar this is like the poop from the bum saaaar eating to the poops for you saar it funny saar iam can redeem h1b1 now?

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>>579313158
>Duelist / Swords is the most controller-coded gameplay
apologize

>>579314264
>>on you are plate
i am the jeet here for sure

>>579314432
it's really amazing how much time he spends seething on the forums

i wish it was friday already

>>579314562
I don't know who your favourite eceleb is, sorry.

>>579314582
>no u

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>>579314613
this is crazy

>>579312737
I lied, I did login for poe 2 0.5
But realized that campaign is too long for me and I'd rather wait for the complete game before doing it again and stopped at A4

>>579314613
>game goes to shit
>he don't like it and tell
>WOWWYE WOZZY WHAT A SEETHING RETARD
/v/, gentleman

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>>579314432
>>579314782

>>579314772
saaaaar please do not correcting my english and please saaaaaaar do not pointings out my heritage of poopings saar, just do the needful

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did they ever fix defenses in this game? Zaccie said he was on the case

>>579313158
>Comboslop is made for controller
Who would have thought

>>579314996
he only posted this yesterday, you can't rush greatness

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>>579314883
Loom cute~

>new skill: dance of zanzibart
>attack the ground creating three consecrations relative to your character's position that will pulse for every tub charge, channel to increase activation of pulses. pulses cause tremors dealing earthfury damage and leaving enemies staggered and flat footed. flat footed enemies take increased damage from consecrations. striking a consecrated flat footed enemy with any skill other than dance of zanzibart that causes ailments will cause an additional random ailment to be applied as if dealing 300% more damage. each consecration pulse will proliferate ailments provided consecration deals damage initially capable of applying said ailments. does not affect non-elemental ailments. can not be supported by totems.
wow sick skill, i cant wait to use it with voidforge for maximum synergy
>NOPE SORRY FAGGOT RETARD YOU CAN ONLY USE THIS SKILL WITH ONE HANDED KAZOOS

why is poo2 design like this?

POOP

caca d'excrement

>>579315107
this is what happens when you try to reinvent the wheel, but the round wheel always keeps winning, so you come out with a square wheel instead

>>579314946
>saaaaar please do not correcting my english and please saaaaaaar do not pointings out my heritage of poopings saar, just do the needful
really showing off that 78iq lol

>>579315428
>no you

>>579314868
>the 2-hour campaign is too long for me
curious

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>>579314996
about that...

>>579315079
yesterday? this post is from a year ago lol

>>579315480
post your own 2 hour run

>>579315495
>half players are life, half ES
So it's balanced then

>poo2 campaign is 2 hours long when speedrunned with 100% perfect efficiency
>4 acts, with 2 still to come

>poo1 campaign is 2 hours when played casually
>10 acts

hmmm

>>57931547
bwo, you should have used the meme arrow so it was a quote.
your post was just you calling yourself a jeet.
you trying to uno reverse a "no u' is just further confirmation.
stick to eating the poopoo and tubspam.

>>579315565
nono, it clearly says "yesterday" in the screenshot, just let them cook man

>>579315706
hmmm

>>579314760
holy newfag

>>579315731
>UUUUH AKSHUALLY I MAKE THE RULES AND YOU CAN NEVER WIN
lmao classic jeet babble, keep it up saar

>>579315495
use frequency doesn't correlate to power level

>>579315662
only 200 of 1k are pure life characters (counting 1k es or less so people with some random source of es don't get removed)

>>579315910
>no u
:)
i know you are a jeet, takes one to know one.
now eat the poopoo and redeem the tubspam.

Yknow what needs to come back? The old boat character selection screen. Never liked the new Theopolis court one

>>579315565
retard

what will you be tubbing come friday?

>>579316203
it was comfy

where do I send the feedback? I really want a hotkey that I press to pick up loot instead of clicking just like they have on the controller, but on keyboard, it would be very benefitial

>>579316296
what the fuck is a tubbing?

>>579316537
just post it right here, zaccie will see it and push it to the tub

I JUST HAD A DIVINE SHRINE WITH SEARING EXARCH
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>579316719
>he didn't read his voidstones
lil gup is retarded

>>579316719
:O

why does alkaizer play the same build on repeat

>>579317024
thats just what melee players do

* Feces
* Stool
* Excrement
* Crap
* Poop
* Turd
* Dung
* Manure
* Number two
* Doo-doo
* Belongings
* Gear
* Junk
* Clutter
* Effects
* Bullshit
* Baloney
* Hogwash
* Rubbish
* Malarkey

>>579317024
Some people are spiritually wagecucks

Poop of Excrement II
A stool to die for.

>alk wants poe2 to be hard and difficult, he wants to struggle while playing but is an old washed neverbeen
>ben wants poe2 to be easy and fun, he wants to be fast and efficient and is currently the best poe player
hmm

>>579317525
a fun game? what kind of retard wants the game they play to be fun?

>>579317525
I just want that people with wrist pain have at least one build that works for us every time so we can play the game

>>579317525
many say this