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ryan LOVE
Tachyon LOVE
who has yasuda kinen and japan cup as objective races?i need to complete them for the event objectives
surely we don't have Ms. Victorialets ITT right?what would you do after a three-lose streak?
Umama LOVE
ULTRA based OP
I will eat out Daiichi Ruby's umanko until I fulfill my 8 glasses of water a day quota with her pussy juice alone
nakadashi festa in like 20 days or so
I want to fuck Super Creek so much, bros.
>>579302145Or you can just drink some waterYou dont even have to pay
>>579302060Maru can do bothDo your fan runs
>>579302060
Umama is back on /vm/
>>579302204But I want to indulge in Daiichi Ruby's umanko juice
I love my genius wife!
>>579302114I haven't won a ms victoria yet but I didn't use xoguri, so I didn't really lose
>>579302060Ai-chan
>>579302278He's been joining rooms there for a while
>>579302436Biko is too cool
>>579302278did we finally bully them hard enough?
>>579302203i say this.i want to marry her too and live with her the rest of my life.
consider umaporn
Dirt?
Digitan LOVE
>>579302567CM is soon I cant get banned yetAnd club reset is soon so even more reason not to post umanko
>>579302114I got first place in Group B when Ms. Victoria came out, does that count?
>>579302553Probably wasn't content with annoying us so he had to find more people to annoy
Holy fuck you guys sure love your thread celebs here
>>579302765
>>579302765V, go have discord sex with your e-kitten
>>579302646A Golden Victoria is WAY BETTER than Group A 2nd/3rd anon. Congrats.
>>579302060I thought there was a new real life race celebration mission sethow did you go all this time without accidentally clearing Yasuda Kinen and Japan Cup for the limited time story event missions?
I watch all unreleased umamusume in global and this is my tier list of who i likedrate
>>579302114i dont have it yet... this time is the time. i NEED my first ms victoria win to be ryan
>>579302114Rickey brought home a victoria last time but I'd love one for either my Sei or Machan on the current team.
>>579302924>only mommy umas
>>579302114I'm desperately trying to make Falco sing Ms Victoria, but I'm not strong enough for her
>>579303002What? Bublegum fellow is a mommy?
>>579303002???Nobody on there is a mommy unless you don't read and just imagine whatever you want
>>579302114Am i fucking schizo or do you only ever get the Ms Victoria *title* after watching it with your own uma? I lost Leo when Victoria first arrived but only got the title after Virgo that i won...
Homosexual relations with Ace
>>579302924Yaeno Muteki is already out, though?
>>579303042>>579303127larpif they aren't mommies then why do they look like one?
>>579303190No, the first one was broken, so no one got it
New Year's Ace > Original Ace
>>579303281good bait
>>579303281gwo? your sound?
>>579303281i chose by costume designs, take your pills schizo
I should have pulled Nishino Flower, but unfortunately I'm retarded
You aren't using debuffers for round 2 right?
a cute
>>579303489i think i only used a debuffer once in cm2
>>579302114i've been getting 100% victorias. prolly not this time though
>>579302278I also saw him making public lobbies so he really hates this general, schizos did it again but good for him to just move to a better place
>>579303668I mean that was always the goal to get him to fuck off somewhere else
>>579303668anon he's shitposting there not joining rooms
>>579303198all umas are just varying degrees of yae...
>>579303774Big fan of this dumbass face she makes
>>579303415kek
Who is your ideal umawife so far? Be honest.
>>579303860she's chinese she looks like that
>>579303756Mambo dumb
>>579303774In this world, you are either Yaeno or Yaeyes
>>579303878it'll never stop being maruzensky
Hit me up on mr. CB uma, is she worth to roll?
>>579303878tazuna
No Marvelous thread?
>>579303878ryanalways ryan
>>579303912Dont say that...
Fuji Kiseki
>>579303878I love fishing and her career shows that she can be a good company outside of her shenanigans.
>>579303976She's cute, a historical triple crown winner dubbed the Second Heavenly Horse, and her voice is SEXO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31WoRmbeUvM
>>579303762True. If you play the game you need to fuck off this is a drama thread.
>>579304108Sorry....
>>579303878Pandora.The way she treats Almond Eye she already wants to be a mom and would be good at it.
>>579303878It won't ever change
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
A deal's a deal, Trainer-san! Now you have to suck on my nipples!
>>579304189If you move the goalpost that far out you might not even be able to score a goal yourself
>>579303762We love every nonnies retardXhe can come back if xhe stops acting like a bitch
>>579303878I'm not sure, they're better at different aspects. For example Luna is really sweet, Creek is very good at motherly tasks and raising kids, mayano is the best at bed-breaking sex etc
HRT Henry is getting uppity again
>>579303860she's an expert at making herself look stupid. it's beautiful
>>579304613wasn't this fake
Kitasan is honestly one of the most boring umas they ever added into the game
>>579304669ever since I found out she was a massive Curren fan Yaeno became so cute to me, Yaeno Cuteki is her name after all
nu-shinko looks tuff
>>579303762If you want to get rid of your trash, don't throw it on someone else's lawn.
>>579304901
>log-in>clear "Friends" notification>something was odd as the screen shifted>click back to friends list>69/70
>>579304949I was about to post about throwing our garbage out at our sister threadEvil Doto is reading minds
>>579304949It's not like we told him to go there
>>579302562Creek would be weirded out...
>>579304901they had to make up for her horrid casual outfit.
e-celebrity worship is unhealthy and fucking retarded.>horse
>>579304316Mambo is not that big
>>579304949I'm not responsible for xis actions
I like going on xitter. I love seeing dumbasses realize that the Uma artist claiming their parents are going to sell them to a corpse vendor is just a bunch of bullshit.
>>579304901Reminds me of her concept artShe has her shit on
I took a look at the /vm/ thread and stole thisMambros...you're fighting our sister team for A+ goodluck
>okay i have 2 gpp with good whites now>now i just need a clank one good gp with med sparks and then clank out a dober/ryan using it>i will just borrow dober/ryan's other parent to speed things up>what the FUCK i need to clank 2 gp??????
>>579305202Flat umas are erotic?!
>>579305424I am burning some TP pots to not make that happen
>>579305459why would you ever prioritize slipstream this much? lates have so many good skills and you're hunting slip?
>>579305485sniffa
>>579305597slipstream is nice gwo i like slipstream
>>579305459sorrydanchou won't let me farm parent
Look at those buds...
>>579305484Yes. Yes they are.
>>579305459slipstream is a kind of tough skill to come by, it isn't endlessly jerked off like uma stan and the sources for it were a bit limited.
>>579305760they look bolted on
>>579305459lower your expectations bro...
gold sheep
Trivia check!1) What does the C.B. stand for in Mr. C.B.?2) How many kilos did Rice Shower lose before the 1993 Spring Tenno Sho?3) Who is the oldest living horse with a trainee in Umamusume?
Korean guides for Scorpio CM 19Overviewhttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=293382Tierlisthttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=293328Inheritshttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=293137Use Google lens to translate shitUse your brain for everything elseStam reqs look to be more brutal previously advertised, calc them yourself to confirm
>new kmyb ntr doujin>it's Kingu>dick instantly erectFuck...
>>579302114go for the 4.
>>579306239not reading that
In other news, one casualgod spent a crystal on the umayuru card
>>5793062311) Cock Ball2) 6.73) ur mom
>>5793062311. no idea2. no idea either3. Dober maybe? that fucker's like 32 or something
>>579306443Go watch a guide then, and have these as just another thing to compare against
>>579306239>1600 stam for runaways
I like umas who are playful or and/or tease you while their careers have a tinge of melancholy to them. Who should I look forward to next?
!!!
>>579306627everyone should have it at lb1 retardbwo
>>579306732Enjoyee your lifetime
>>579306732Don't forget the two gold recoveries!
>>579306828i have an alt account in deep freeze that i was supposed to log into occasionally for things like this and somehow i thought i had until the 2nd of september for the first week..
>>5793062311. I can't remember exactly, but it was the name of his farm. The farm staked absolutely everything on the horse that was not even supposed to have been born by literally making him the face, the name of their farm.2. Don't have a shadow of a guess.3. Gotta be Dober. Then second is Doto.
Yeppers... strong?
>>579306239aaaieeee my wallet
Fuck, the new day announcement reset my team...
>>579306894bricked.
>>579306837It will be lb2 when he logins
>>579306917I think Yeppers might be strong for next CM tooNot only is Determined Descent native, NSM is also..Kinda wish i luckshitted her even if i couldnt justify going to spark
>>579306231hehe... mr cb... mr chibai...
I'm running Daiwa and Vodka for CM19, but who should be my third?I'm thinking either Agnes Tachyon and say Daiwa just brought dad along to race, or Air Groove because she's the obvious QEII representative, but she doesn't really have anything to do with those two
>>579306231Clear Bliss?
>>579306231Cock and BallsI had no idea she even lost weightMejiro Dober
REMINDER
Are you gonna qualify for A Finals today?
>>579306938Your wallet is fine
>failed 6% twiceEasy quit
>>579307438need to lick her armpit so hard
>>579307597>xogurideserved
>>579307438Thanks Bell-chan
shibi
>>579307348Gold Ship
>2 gamba accels in kitwatch out HOGGERS
>>579307628
would you kiss your trainee?
>>579307125I had to spark her, at least I got pearl in a few tickets so im not mad
>>579307348Thematically maybe Golshi for Team Spica Even if its medium if you give her Pump and Moving Past and Beyond inherits she could be competitive
>>579307628...men!
Don't forget to get her star pieces!
>>579306732close, 1000 + gold gives a big nigger 96% survival. There's no way I can make that statline though, 1000 stamina + gold and 1200 wit? And capped speed at 1600? No fucking way. I'll have to run Suzuka as a normal front, sadly.
M-Men...
>>579306239From what I've heard about KR:>XOguri was dominant>Effect of Oguri Wit's release was earthshattering because Solid Strike is so strong (Similar to the effect Maru Spd had)>Notable Paces uplifted by this were: Tamamo, Finemo, Red Teio, yeppers, pumpkin Doto>Medium so lotsa debuffs
… men!
>>579306901Dober is still alive?! I'm so glad!
Ugh... men.
>>579308093>Tama pace becomes competitive before Creek pace doeswhen can i run those three together and not have Creek job
>>579307861Good point, even if I hate running gorushi. Alright, I guess that's what I'm going with.Think this is a good enough Ryan? Or should I go through the hassle of building great grandparents to make a Ryan that still doesn't have as good of a blue or pink spark?
>>579308271>>579308206>>579308069>>579307889STOP MAKING FUN OF DOBER
>>579308069>>579308206>>579308271MAKE UP YOUR MIND
>>579308376Your Uokka would benefit from the Ryan parent at the same time Golshi does so that might be your long term project
so if xog isn't the dominant uma in this CM, who is? i've only seen one camping dober even though everyone said she's really good.
>>579308093>solid strike?>look it up>if you're a pacer and in the lead or within 4 lengths of the lead, during the second half of midrace you get 0.3 accel and 0.25 velocityholy shit ok i see the age of pacers has truly arrived
>>579308426>>579305304>>579305202>>579302817>>579302646carrot
>>579308481Xog Seiun Camp Taiki Camp Dober
> Hit 18 songs a day before christmas> The skill selection thingy with 5 skills to pick didn't show upNani
>>579308481Round 1 nigga
>>579308543>pace will now be shit>pace will now be gods>fronts will now be gods>fronts will now be shit>lates will now be gods>lates will now be shitwhat is fucking going on man
>>579308465Fair enough. I'll slap some decent placeholders on the table for starters and then fuck around with making GGPs and shit for Ryan in my off time.
>>579308481Xog is the dominant Uma though. I don't think I've beat a End Xog even once through 40 matches.
>>579308481Despite what /uma/ tells you fronts are not actually dead and Seiun is fucking swole
>>579308342Creek is and always will be kinda gimped.Evolutions will give her a speed upgrade path for her Dazzling Disorientation, but Maestro will always be a pure recovery. That's sort of the core problem, with Purity of Heart being the same, it's easy training for Longs but all that power being in recovery often goes to waste and is hard to spin into a competitive advantage.
>>579308093How come I'm only now hearing about this really fucking good wit card?
On some courses, fronts will be good.On some courses, paces will be good.On some courses, lates will be good.On some courses, ends will be good.
>>579308657Lates will genuinely be god in Arima CM
>xoguri wit? >surely it has shittier stats than finemo-
is Suzuka for (you)?
>>579308481"the schemes does not change"
>>57930861316 songs before QE2 for that one
>>579308613That happened to me whenever I have a lowroll run
>>579308792
>>579308740Well, the card is only so-so. But the skill is important, and significant for how it blunts some (but definitely not all) of Xoguri's dominance.
>>579308543Now's the time to get some cheeky straight descent sparks into your parents, the benefit is absolutely massive since gold descent is only +0.1 accel over white descent while white Solid Strike is absolute ass, just like Daring Strike and Early Start.If you can do that, you can run 3 angling paces. I think there will be almost zero fronts next cm
>>579308481its kinda oshikino. ive seen all sorts of stuff win.
>>579308684I dunno about that one unc, in 40 matches I've only been beaten by one End Xog and my Wedding Fine has a much higher win rate than my own End Xog.
>>579308750>Lates are good by ArimaSo.... will it be time?
Post something silly
>we have e-celebs itt>none gives us gift card or makes some fun competition, raffle to send us some uma merchWay to treat your dacchis...
>>579308845Suzuka isn't that big. That's another uma wearing a wig.
>>579308923
>>579308934ah yes, "e-celebs" such as umama and V
>>579308776-tion
>>579307348Either Gold Ship or TachyonI say Gold Ship, because Tachyon can't use her own card
>>579308845Mating season again huh...>>579308958
Isn't my wife so precious.
>>579308481She will be unleashed for round 2
>>579309038that card rapes wow
>>579308721Shouldn't there have been some kind of deck advantage for Creek the same way XOg did by being able to sneak away with 1 less stamina card than other umas did because of her native heals?
>>579309038ohnonononono pacekeks it's time to pay the tax
>>579309048Wyell, I also don't have her SSR card. In fact, I managed to dodge it in a double spark.
>>579309038The left card is better than the right.
>>579308721i feel like umas with inherit recovery uniques are overlooked. all this bitching about stamina requirements is literally meaningless for them since you can rely on uniques to activate nearly 100% of the time, for example. so if you cant get the 12+ stamina sparks seriru recommends for the next cm consider trying one of those.
>>579308845is this a yes or
>>579309131It's medium only, just a borrow core for now
>>579309038i will run her with cb and i will no longer need to click speed
>>579309092what exactly will change in round 2 compared to round 1? like I have a pretty competently built Xog but she isn't really performing super well even when she hits festive off ASS.
>>579309173
>>579308845Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy too big
>>579309215Only the amount of debuffs in each lobby for sure
>>579309215Xogs were rare in round 1, in round 2 you should expect more of them, the good ones.
>>579309026now if you put it that way that sounds very unimpressive
>>579309038
Should I even pull for Ramonu when Satono Wit lasts longer and I play lates?
>>579309232>>579309139>>579308989This is quite silly
>>579309038oh so she’s borrowcore, good to know
>>579309215Xog performs well but inconsistently I believe, for reasons that are independent of competition. Since she usually needs her 3 heals to proc, but when she does have them she performs disproportionately well, so I suppose this will be observed when there's no more baby seals to club and everyone else's winrates drop.
umm pacekekkies? why didn't we budget for oguri wit?
>>579308845Suzuka is pathetically flat.
>>579309341almost every single one of these hints are good..
>>579309038the special effect of the oguri card is good too, it gives you +5 initial friendship for all your cards
I want to push my cheeks against Suzuka's chest and feel her ribcage
>>579309138>I managed to dodge it in a double spark.awful to hear. Supoka rolling is absolutely cursed sometimes, it's not fun at all.Umarolling is a joy by contrast
Who's the ace of your aces? The uma you trust will bring you the plat?
orange
>>579309689Machan
>>579309617The last time I sparked on an uma banner I dodged Inari Wan for 198 rolls. I think my results were something like a dupe McQueen, maybe a dupe Special Week, and a Grass Wonder Fantasy until that point.I have phenomenally awful spark luck in this game.
>>579309689I made 3 aces but I'm not gonna lie in saying who I think can win me the plat......
>>579309165the trouble is that you easily meet the stamina requirements for the CM (Creek can probably get 95%+ full spurt with 650 stam in Scorpio), but that's it, and you lose the race because your uma has nothing going for it except recoveries. No native accels or velocity skills, just inherits. It's not that it can't be done, but there's a reason almost nobody runs Creek or Cleric Grass in CMs
>>579308792Kinda, let's say she wouldn't say no if you propose.She really likes staying around you considering her being introvert and likes staying alone in silence minding her own business.i don't remember anything really romantic in her story except one part i think it was in the Hot Spring scene: Where you both enjoy the scenery during the night
>>579309689Between Maru and Seiun
jong?
>>579309689Very even race right now but Suzuka should perform better when fewer shitty runaways are around, and conversely taiki worse because shooting for victory procs less.
Explain this> insane Long machine Laurelei A tier>same as Tamamo Cross good uma for meds
>>579309873evil orenji...
>>579309825Speaking of, my creek got me to Group A, where I will get torn a new asshole in a few hours
>>579309920damn that's a nice Suzuka. Deck? how the hell did you get that statline? I can't get power over 1100
bring 1 (ONE) whole front to your team and the pacekek loses their mind
>>579309757Will Lucky Armor Fuku be good for the Arima CM..
>>579309981A long race ain't a medium race last time I checked.
>>579310058I just overcap speed and spend all the da tokens on hints and sp. 8 power sparks isn't really anything special.I would ideally switch maru for kita and teio for finemo on a runaway just for her greens, but originally I was building suzuka to be a normal front.
>>579310105one front runner isn't so bad, but when two players bring 2 or more fronts well you just fucking lose
>>579310049I hope you luckshit plat with her anyway, no matter the odds. very based, Creekfag
>>579310150Right but laurei is like S tier long And Tama is alright (never meta)Why they are on same tier
>>579309994
Is El Speed truly so good that regardless of style ran you need to pull her?
>>579310297Yes
>>579310197kys buhimian
>>579310142She a better stayer than the OG Fuku, so I will run her regardless. I use normal Fuku for mile and med
>hmm today i will throw a cheeky tenner for digitan before the banner is gone >get digitanI wish it was this easy every time...
>>579310197BUUUHIIIIIIIIIII
>>579310297If you mean the SRI pulled for herMLB herBut Mayano Top Cunny is still better
>>579310049Good luck, Creek bro. With that dedication you deserve it.
>>579310371Can't I cope with Kita/Tachyon?>>579310485SSR
>>579310197Why Kitasan over Maru? PoC > Top Runner for Runaways? I didn't try to make a runaway, and my Suzuka doesn't win much, but it still makes me happy when she does. How does yours perform?
I didn’t get fine because I had to use lots of crystals on Kita and I want to use pace I am eternally suffering
>>579309689Sei will sort it out
>>579310527No El Condor Pasa is direct power creep of KitaShe gives same gold skill
Man I wish I had a couple better Speed rainbows. Stamina should be enough at least so the deck I'm using can work, just gotta highroll
Uhhh is she good?
>>579310557eternally? no 3 months
>>579310297Is Kitasan Speed truly so good that regardless of style ran you need to pull for her? The answer to this question is the answer to yours
>>579310049How the fuck this creek managed to go Group A and my team couldn't despite they have better stats?
>>579310557fine is brick
>>579310532Top runner doesn't work at all for runaways. If you proc top runner, you've built a shit runaway.She performs quite well, basically impossible for her to get below 2nd place in rooms unless something goes catastrophically wrong (rush, spot struggle, miss groundwork/angling). It's mostly other runaways that hurt her winrate.
>>579310628No. OG's better
>>579310628medium Taishin
>>579310628Decent, you definitely could've pulled worse.
>>579310628end closer slop
>>579310602I'm in front hell too, what deck for your Gundam?
I need umanko
>>579310628spinner good for sex make sure to yell taishin test during
>>579310384>>579310470Only ever spent google play credits from surveys.
>been getting over a million TT points every week since Our Big Show came out>suddenly can't break 930k even with 5x wins
>>579310770This is what I'm using, with 12* Stam Parents
>>579310875I'll take a salad, a mcchicken, and a large diet coke
>>579310197Looking really good, even got Firm Resolve. I was told that See Ya Later was in the same "do not get" pool as Top Runner and I'm not really regretting not having it, but I'd imagine that it would still come in handy during the late race/other runaways are present.My oonige performs decently, but my paces have been stealing the show. Won 16 times in a row yesterday thanks to them and Suzuka.
Is there a single more worse thing to hamper the fun of CMs than Hoguri?
>>579311047Taishin during Long CMs is a menace
>>579311014Yeah see ya later is gamble trash, but I ran out of shit to buy (fast learner run).Often times it procs so late in the late race that you don't even have to time accelerate to your new top speed before the race is over.
>>579311047nyoplease pay no mind to my double doms next cm
>>579310807>thinking of whining ticket while having sex with taishin
>>579309689I feel like Ive been rather lucky but I believe in the chud
>>579311047HER
>>579311029
is buena for (you)?
>>579309689
>>579311191She's hot and nice wife at least.
I don't like Burna. Recommend me a different Uma wife please.
>>579311029How can an uma be so weak to her childhood friend...
>>579309689This is a Jinx post btw
>>579311325dibs on this cutie, no one else touch him
>>579311149Sounds about right. Before I got that Suzuka I had another runaway attempt that had See Ya Later and it always procced right before the finish line. The only thing I regret not having is Firm Resolve since it's kind of cracked, she'd be winning a lot more I feel if she had it. Here's hoping today is smooth, feeling pretty confident.
Frontpera...?
>doom scroll twitter for a couple minutes before I sleep >see art of nishino flower at a hot spring looking at me with a smug grin Please don’t rape me in my dreams again Nishino Flower. I want to have good dreams this time…
Is Einshin Flash SSR that's releasing next month important for Lates?Like in a non optional to get it way?
>>579311325Anon DD on its own is bad you either need prudent or Ignited Wit to buy it, Victory Cheer has not procced once, you didn't need more than 1 white recovery
Estrus City > Tap Datass City > Gold Shitty
>>579311603no, it's a very optional card
Hello friends!!
Why doesn't the uma client let you save CM races to any kind of replay file storage? I always just do my races on my phone and I can't use Hakuraku for that.
>>579311603late buihi strat
https://youtu.be/RAENM9Hm_qUaura
>>579311303nope
>>579311659Hello babycutie!
>>579309689lucky Flower Uf but my heart is set on Grass winning it since i used her as my Dominatorbot last Virgo and i have to make it up to herpls be nice to FineMo it was her first career clear she shows up to the podium a lot
>>579311661Thank you loli Hermione for inspiring one jp author to make the hottest pink haired loli to exist >>579311642Who would be the horniest Uma?
>>579311714
>>579311487can you show the finemo
>>579311659
>>579310197>mad dash runaway with 621 stam>40% winrateI thought you needed 700+ stam to run mad dash...
>>579311686sadly true.
>>579310798pero pero
>>579311834I opted for runaway/front/pace during Day 1 and then runaway/pace/pace for Day 2.
>>579311603It is a pretty good late card, but definitely not obligatoryI main lates and I will be borrowing it
>cheeky 10 before banner ends there goes my luck for Mejiro Ramen
>>579311661Hermione's fat chubby underaged thighs
>had to glue this Ulala classic year aprilSuffering. Give me my turf A
>>579311849Probably total bullshit info. You might need a tiny bit more in case of rushing but 700+ is overkill. She does miss spurt by like -0.09m/s ever now and then but the racing sims say she has a 94% spurt rate at great mood. It's at the margin so literally single digit changes in stam make the difference.
>>579309120>>579309165Fair points, these all help simplify the build process and make meeting the HP requirement a non-issue, for Longs, anyhow. But how many runs do you discard because of that? Putting that into Spd might mean more 1500+ spd runs, but then what are you hoping for past that?The problem isn't that she's bad and you're bad for liking her, it's that recoveries translate to ease-of-building, but can't provide any concrete winning condition, particularly in an environment where there's no cap on strength other than how big a highroll you can get.
>>579309689Emergency Pearl because the other one was losing hard but I'll never get these stats + S
>>579311805>pink haired loliI know who you're talking about...RIP the legend...>horniestCity no doubt
You guys still use carats to refresh or no? I just ran out of TP pots.
>>579312198>CityThe funniest thing with her is that she’d blame (You) for her lust
Uok
>>579312221>wink at the endmares...
>>579311918nice finemo. i've been running this one who's only won 7/40 so far, she keeps getting mile S diffed
Does anyone else have the urge to screenshot sexy skillpoint discounts
>>579312198>Cityespwah
>>579311849>>579312014mad Dash is more than a murmur. Umalator does not even have maddash in the skillset
Wait, how am I gonna borrow Tachyon next cm if I have to borrow Creek
>>579312461>he didn't get eitherBro we warned you...
>>579312450
>>579312461>if I have to borrow Creek You can use SR stam bwo
>>579312461Just get 18* stam and hit 1200 stam lil bro
>>579312401Fine Wife Desu
>14 mile sparkman umagoddess why
>>579312317Uok sek
>>579311805>>579312198>pink haired loliWho? Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière?
>have mlb creekHotdog, looks like I’ll be okay
>>579312538I dumped 400 pulls into Tachyon and only pulled a single copy
>>579311805>>579312198Are you talking about this?
>>57931264218*Speed/Power Doko?
>>579312401They're starting to become too common with cards like Tachyon
>people now need Creek for mediums in the era of GL shit staminaRemember when people said she was only for longs?
>>579312450I guess the question becomes how much stam do we actually need this CM cause if 621 stam + ~700 guts is enough for a runaway to tank a -4% debuff then the minimum requirement must be much less
>>579312597>>579312709Hell yeah>>579312770I have my leftover parents from the dirt CM-17* power/medium
What is missing here?
>>579312594Somewhat still new, how much is this guy's taiki losing with an A vs S in Mile?
>>579312993Soul
>>579312461Mayano SR is a perfectly cromulent stam card.
the fuck you mean session verification error there is no session this IS the title screenlet me in already
>>579313048yoink
Is LB1 Wit Nishino enough or is she only good at MLB?
>>579312993Dia? Assuming Late? Still is neededAir ShakurThat is the bare minimum
>>579311659Babydachi!!!!
>>579313023neigha
>>579312596I agree!
>>579313048you were not supposed to buy an account bro...
>>579313048Usually this happens when someone else logged in (unironically)
should i bring 2 fronts or 2 pace to cm19? 3rd will obviously be ace cheer nature, and my initial plan was 2 fronts since i recently got a vbourbon spook and sei from legend races, but everyone's said they struggle hard and paces are the meta. however i don't have xoguri or CTaiki, don't know what other meta paces there are
>>579309689the canon couple will power through
>>579312372Thanks! The statline she has is kind of ugly, but she still hit the right thresholds and has Mile S so I can't complain. Not to mention that was a fast learner run so I really didn't want to waste it.Your own FiMo is amazing, if only she had Mile S... who are your other aces?
>>579313118LB1 is fine
Shichi RABU
>>579310901that might be doable for me too, wit will be lower since I don't have Festa (did Maru/Fine rerun, got both 3lb), so I'll probably use Seiun SR instead, and I should be able to scrape 12* stam sparks. I have a love hate relationship with fronts. It's so satisfying when they win, but the obsessive focus required to make them win vs other styles is really obnoxious.
>>579312919It's probably around 550, but being rushed and many debuffers pushes it to around 650. Getting rushed + trick and frenzy is over even around 700
Gold City feet in my mouth
nishino more like nishinuoh
>>579313328My sweepy can’t be this cute!
My feet in Tosen Jordan's mouth
Sweep Tosho labia and clitoris on my mouth
>>579313048ruh roh
>>579310798I NEED to lick that tummy
>>579312317>>579312596>>579313157I love big fat girls, also i'm tsunderefag so i was supposed to prefer Daiwa Scarlet.But for some reason she's such a basic bitch tsundere in both design and personality that i prefer Vodka because she's actually cool, her thighs are so fine and that chest window showing her modest bosom is really hot.
>>579313272Pace, which pace you got?
>>579312709Yeah>he died more than 10 years agoBig sadge
>>579312993SiL speed and Shakur stam. You can manage with just 200 pulls on nishino flower power btw since shes not for backliners
7 and I fuck sweep tosho 4 and im forced to fuck Kitasan
So how good are pacers for CM19 besides Xog?
suipi...
>>579313583Dunno
>>579313138>>579313515Fixed, going for the bare minimum since I doubt I will be able to MLB most of themI'm not sure if i'm being dumb but I plan on pulling on Still herself so I won't pull for her card
>Uokka>"she looks actually cool"you fags say the darndest things
WitGods. Help.Which bubbles should I prioritize for Pace Ladies and Laties in Unity Cup?No, I don't want to play GL ever again, popping bubbles in actually fun in Unity.
>>5793135368 and you gotta fuck yourself
>>579311603it's a borrow card, if you have the major Y1 meta cards. We don't get a truly mandatory card until mid-April with Pasa speed (Ramonu is important, but if you go all in on fronts you might skip her in favor of Bourbon. I'm pulling both, though).
>>579313604supiki
>>579313583They have descent, nimble and head on, so pretty good
>>579313583I think Yeppers and Fine Motion actually have a shotAnd maybe Raisu too
>>579313630Still in Love the card, but yes the Uma is also kind of necessary since she is a semi-limited
>>579313291these are my other 2 aces, they're often the ones mile S diffing my finemo. both have 12 wins each so far, so 31/40 overall
>>579313583The ones with good gold (determined descent, gold recovery, gold velocity)
>>579313637all styles are built using similar statlines, mostly you want power and maybe stamina if you need it, since your deck will handle wit and power
>>579313583You will understand what happens when they take yeppers out of the soup
Who are good players on /uma/ that give good advice
Her name is Yuki.Repeat with me.Y. U. K. I. Yuki.
>>579313835Me
guess who gets descent, nimble and head-on (if u win triple tiara) for free
Daiwa Scarlet is so sexyI mean sexyI mean sexyI mean-
>>579313634She looks pretty cool, actually. What she lacks is a cool personality and voice.
>>579313849Y e p p e r s
>>579313835me
>>579313849yeppers step on me like thatthen you can even shovel my face
>>579313762I have the opposite situation you have, if you're the anon I'm thinking of I might've showed you my Nishino yesterday. She doesn't have Mile S but she still is my main winner, but FiMo won more yesterday still and she has twenty less races overall since I was testing another team.Either way, looking good. Round 2 shouldn't be a problem for either of us, but I hope FiMo wins a lot!
>>579313827
>>579313864Daiwa Scarlet's huge heavy heft fat ginormous massive voluminous fucking titties
>>579313835Me!
>>579311325wow crazy build m8!
>>579313849I call her Bijin, I think its cuter
>>579313835Anonymous
>>579313862*loses HJF*AAAAAACKKKERS
>>579313891she looks like someone who just started acting like a tomboy
I find it funny how nobody lusts after oguri
>It'll Be More Fun!>It'll Be More Fun!>It'll Be More Fun!>It'll Be More Fun!I feel like I'm not actually in charge here...
She's not as innocent as she looks...
>>579313891her voice is dorky, it's perfect
>>579314057she's canonically autistic thus it would be immoral to sexualize her.
>start a career>actually made a better Ace for my team>got into Group A
>>579313849Slutkino Bitchin
Yappy Yippers, like Yeppers suggested.
>>579313849More like Yuckyno
>>579314006>>579313917>>579313915>>579313861Me is surely popular and liked here! I will look out for them in the rooms and their posts. Do they post using any identifying images?
>>579313461I personally prefer vodka simply because she's so fucking cute that it wins over daiwa's hotness. And I'm very weak to this trope of a girl that tries to be a tomboy but is just not built for it.
>>579314285They usually post Ayabe and Narita Top Road images
When do we get the ability to buy event cards? I somehow missed one of the Bourbon wit
why don't we get rainkino in CMs
>>579314328By that time you won't need Bobo wit
Gold City smile in my heart
>>579314362Pisces...
>>579314285they usually avatar Ogurin, so if you see a post with Oguri, you better believe it's a good advice
Creek's boobs on my face
What's it bro it's decided, i took meta pill and will roll only meta umasHelios and Laurelei
>>579314285Nyo
>>579314493Boobs!
>>579313984good luck finemo anon!
>>579314540
>>579314498at least post her, you lazy fuck
>>579314285>>579314325He's also a bit of a troll so don't be deterred by the shitposts. In fact, the more of an avatarfag they are, the more you should listen to their advice.
>>579314498
soup status: in
>>579314493Big need
>>579314362Is there actually variation on mud splatter density, or is this another gaslight?
abuse cryersabuse tanukisabuse babydachis
>>579314789Remember when some anons promoted the idea that during that one dirt cm since it had a small patch of grass you also needed turf B?Yeah that's the same
>>579314879we call ehm supikis 'round these parts, buddy
My trainee DEMANDED sex...
>>579314493How many umas run braless alongside Fuji Kiseki?
>>579314879SexuallySexuallySexually
>>579314989your trainee is a middle schooler child
>>579313469
mcqueen on my peen
>>579312709>>579312967
Wait Helios is a pace chaser? I though she front
>>579315147She can be both, but for if you want her to win she goes pace lmao frontcuckies are hilarious
wife material?
>>579315034
Hokko on my cocko
>>579315147Palmer is the frontHelios chases herfucking dumbass
>>579315075Out of TEN
>>579315132AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT
>>579315075This is a good thing!
How did shichi win the Juvenile Fillies if she's a stallion???
>>579315229Suckaroo on them Tarus
>>579315252I thought they both fronts, in anime they run at the same speed!!!>>579315220That's probably better more reasons to roll her
>>579315229They're called Feng and Shui
>>579313272fronts do not struggle, people are just lazy nigs
>>579315075>see hot girl>thinks about children
>>579315078Rice and base Finemo will be really good next CM
>>579315227Yes
https://youtu.be/31WoRmbeUvMcan't watch this in public, Laurel's voice is too sex
>>579315229why did I have to get suckered into her propagandashe's not even a very good dirter, she's just hot as everliving fuck
>>579315398>when copa talks about the glory of feng shui she talks about taru's tarusBASED PEDO
>My trainee showed up with my fleshlight
>>579315227If you can match her vibe of being overly theatrical and always trying to sound really poetic all the time, sure.
>>579315147her og version is decent as either front or pace, ballroom alt has a front kit (innate TTL and gw)
>my trainee is my fleshlight
So many of my screenshots, posted in this thread!
>>579315483Enough reason to pullHer alt is dirt meta
>>579315519>she's pissed that you're wasting your sperm inside it instead of her umanko
>>579315426many such cases. I just desire hot umas (but I repeat myself)
>my trainee asked why I have a fleshlight when I have her
wahey
>>579314325Who?>>579314424Aww Ogurin! I loved Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray!! It is what got me into this game!!
Tracen is not a place for marriage scouting
>>579315426she's in the same class as Mayano, Sweep and Nishino, also they were kids in Season 2 and had massive growth spurt, Kitasan is a CHILD (not necessarily saying this is a bad thing)
My trainee is so mean. I just asked her to train a bit.
>>579315635Fuku fukus Fuku
>>579315479
What is it about Kitasan that makes her so hot, cute, and sexy at the same time?
this is the worst (or best) CM climate this game ever had dirt medium absolutely killed any enjoyment people had in building a good team. now it's either 3 clankers, last minute Unity umas that barely reach UG, or GL umas with 1600 speed but low in everything else so they die halfway through, and worst of all, escape debuffers to kill any fun leftfinding a team of properly made umas has become so hard it feels like no one is having fun with this game anymore
>>579315826Grab her fang and pull
nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad
>>579315826I like unhinged Daiwa art
>>579315710Spicaman's first interaction with Spe was to sexually harass herIt TOTALLY IS
>my trainer wants me to cosplay as My Little Pony
>>579314493I don't get aroused by boy umas even if they go naked
>>579315725Classes doesn't really mean so much in this game.With this logic, since Nishino is canonically stated as "elementary age girl", Kitasan black would be the same.But it's strange, she's has developed breasts and thighs.
I will do CM on reset once if a lose i will do it tomorrow
>>579315898Retvrn to MANT Torena san
>>579315456i have strong enough cards of my own that i can borrow nishino wit to get descent on any pace, i wasn't caring about having that innate and both of their kits are otherwise mediocrewould wedding finemo and chiyono work? but they're relatively weaker than the fronts i do have (vbourbon, og sky)
>>579315479Bubblegum Fellow has a cute laugh
reminder that Kita and Dia are 14 and 13 respectively
>>579315826>>579315926I like her a lot but that scary face is... Woah
ulala on my tralala
>>579315684Child's panties>>579315725Child's pits
>>579316110You cant win Dirt races with E aptitude in MANT
>>579316145Off the clock? Ready for my cock.
>support chain event frequency increasedThe biggest lie in the whole game holy shit it feels like I actually get less of those what the fuck
>>579316182fuck you FUCK YOU I kek'd
do you think daiwa knows how significant it is that she's the first uma (You) ever train
>>579316182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUYpIyWPKGk
>>579307438Sankyu very much anon
>>579316182based
>>579315338It was different before 1991
>>579316317sasuga number 1
my daughterwife
Creek on my prick
>>579316317Your post reminded me of an old greentext I can't find of Katawa Shoujo that made me like that girl even more and now I like Scarlet a little more thanks
>>579316385A Helios peepshow would leave me broke and despairing.
>>579312993Thats my late pull plan (late supports, human rights, umadick pulls)
>>579314879
>>579315338the race was open to both colts and fillies at the time. helios ran in it too
>>579316045going off to reference another game but in idolmaster shiny colors there's a 12 year old child named Komiya Kaho who has an absolute erotic body with epic proportions and is very tall for a 12 year oldsame thing with Kitasan
>>579316491canon
my tosho?swept
Post emhttps://tiermaker.com/create/umamusume-story-events-tier-list-19649244
>>579314362sunset > night >>>>>>>> everything else
>>579316492you're welcome
>>579316459>she's number 1 because she's literally first uma you trainwtf bravo kojimbo
>>579316603Anime magic I'm so fucking old kill me now
>>579316636
>>579316603>>579316771Don't forget Baba
>>579316636the only good one is the cheerleader because of that Natie moment.
But what does it mean that Scarlet was everyone's first?
>>579316771>demotivational posterhow's the retirement home, gramps?
>>579315227Are you gonna be a good dad and husband?
>>579315034Wait... holy shit I never thought about this beforeHow do they not slip out?
>>579316883No only the first taste at what could happen in Tracen but the only sex that counts is hotspring ticket sex and cm plat win sex
>>579316603>>579316771You're talking like Non Non Biyori didn't first air in 2013 and its protagonist wasn't a 5'3" 11 year old
>>579317013I liked Komari more
>>579316460wtf that's cute af, how long do I have to wait
>>579317112The card was annouced today in JP mein Führer...
>>579316771we have giorno in the game now
>>579316929HRT free zoomboid>>579317013Let's be honest, most people /here/ didn't watch the kino that is Non Non Biyori
>>579316941Yes
I'll be honest bwos, I only ever learnt the bare minimum and copied from better trainers to pass exams and reach cm finals. My true goal and motivation has just been to fuck umankos (plural)
>>579316636bro reads event stories :skull:
Doto's hate filled eyes
When is Dober's daily legend race being added? I might be able to grab her in a reasonable amount of time due to the star piece event right now
>made halfassed sub 1k power/wit end xog for cm19>won all 5 roomsYep next CM will be kino
>>579317189I watched it, it was cute. Flute girl was cute too!
>>579317151well yeah I mean still wondering
>>579316771>demotivational poster
>>579317223Good!
>>579316603But her body is no way similar to Kitasan, also they stated her age.Kitasan Black's age is still unknown, you can only assume it by her body, how she acts and how she refers to herself.I can say she's like 17-20 yo
didnt get uma stan or racing spirit stamn whites....
>>579317347doesn’t the game call her and dia middle schoolers? they’re like 14 right?
umas mature at age 13, deal with it
I've had it up to fucking here with shit live
>>579316603in japan dia and kita are widely considered to be lolis
>>579317491This is literally a lie retarded tourist
>>579317470also, the game and anime keeps on telling us that Kitachang and Dia are juniors to Teio and Makku
>>579317478Have you tried pressing on something other than speed training?
>>579317613Why would anyone? The scenario urges you to only press speed and sometimes wit fuck this
>>579317491anything else the voices in your head told you?
>>579317472Kingu's puffy umanko
>>579317272She’s a deeply fucked up and evil umamusume.
>>579317613Why would anyone do that?
>>579317613>Have you tried pressing on something other than speed training on the press speed and sometimes wit scenario
My plan for next CM>Yeppers (both with Ogurin wit)>Tamamo Cross>some kind of late surger maybe DoberWhat we thinking? Is it ok?
pornuma
>10 borrow runs in a row>0 runs with Mile S>gave up on so many gigh high rolls that got everything I wanted, sans the dreaded SI wanna fucking scream and smash something.
What's a good gold skill that's from a speed card that you could happily activate if you somehow got escapades inherit from a grandparent?
>first Curren Chan career>hot springs ticketWow, she really does just give it away, doesn't she.
>>579317867sure man idk if it’s gonna matter though with them hogs and all that
>>579318046>markedEnjoy the aids
>>579317925just say you want someone to post Ardan
>>579318131obscene body
You can call me... Sichi boy
this is a 14 years old
>>579317470Where? The only ones where its stated their age or approximately are Nishino and the whole TM Opera O generation (so NTR, Ayabe, and Doto) where like 2 times they refers to themselves as "not adult".>>579317559It's just japanese respect stuff.It just means that Teio raced before them.Don't take the whole Junior and Senior based on age.
>>579318205Legal in all civilized countries
>>579318105>with them hogsI dont have her, but maybe i will after i will roll for Tamamo
>>579318021Dauntless?
>>579318189Please stop posting images featuring my scantily clad wife in compromising positions I’m begging you
>>579318189need her to sit on my face and call me an imbecile
>>579318128 not the umaids
>>579318190Which city?
>>579318401skankskankhelios' roommate
>she is 14>no she is 16>no she is 20SHE IS A FUCKING PICTURE, how you normie trash found out about 4chan? Go back to twitter or whatever shit your came from
>>579318375this but she has to slap my penis too as long as it is hard
>>579318401ProcreateFuckSex
Soullessbros, remember we only have a few hours left to skip every event story video and receive our final copy of the dogshit SSR you will never even use ironically.
I want to have sex with Daitaku Helios
>>579318205hate artists like thathe draws the sexiest Kita, I know that motherfucker is stroking his nip peenor whenever he pens another Kita picture, yet he never crosses the line, despite throwing 24/7 parades around it
>>579318372
>>579318474Hello FBI this anonymous posted child porn arrest him
>>579318474Euro teiobro, the child safety act... The chat control... Those images aren't gonna be legal for long
wtf pace vodka is op
>>579318474>SHE IS A FUCKING PICTUREthis is the only relevant answer>2D =/= realityand yet retards still fail to make this connection
>>579318518thx almost forget
>>579318654the magic number determines how hot they are
>>579318568it's the japanese special of being just sexual enough to the point where it's obvious what the appeal is meant be but not enough to scare away the advertisers. it's evil. and fucked up.
>>579318606Air Groove would not be this slutty, please stop slandering her
>>579318654I blame twitter and troons that diluted the meaning of reality and pedophiliaFunnily enough they tend to associate, defend or be real sex offenders lmao
>>579316137If you have innate DD you can borrow the busted Oguri wit later, neck and neck is way weaker than DD here
>>579318650man i hate that fucking bullshit act.it's really made everything harder to navigate on internet nowadays
>>579318568You just explained why the kitas he draws are the sexiest.
>>579318832creek on my stick
>>579318401
>>579318518You can always rewatch event stories in the stories tabWill you?NoBut you can
>>579318832Rice Villain posted this
>>579318832NICE
>>579318832
>>579318832wowzies
I love it when seiyuu's mature voice sometimes cracks out in these gameplay videos because it'd make me feel less bad to be attracted to those student umashttps://youtu.be/iwhsinidOEE
>>579318832they look heavy
>>579318832goo goo.... babies?
>>579318832me on the right
niggas mad they can't accept 14 is prime because they fear being seen as "weird" by anonymous people online
>>579318474Yeah I always think this when people are moralfagging about loli art. Like bro it's not real the artist just said she's an arbitrary age, it means nothing.Ofc this doesn't apply if the artist is one of those who intentionally makes them look like kids in a certain way. Like that one nishino/maya artist that gets posted sometimes. But that doesn't make the art dangerous it just means I know you're literally a pedo.
if you run pace you can do max speed pow guts and kill wit then you go furious feet pump iron great velocities and you win wtffff 6th place pacer is reeal!!!
>>579319076I think 14 is prime but Kita's body is too developed for 14, I'd stll fuck KSB but yeah, she looks 16 at least.
>>579318832Super Creek is in the most senior year / 12th grade which means she's 18 and this is legal
the school gigastacy i had a crush on when we were 14 was, and still is the most attractive woman i have ever laid my eyes on. i don't even look at her recent photos when i stalk her on social media, only ever jacking off to the same photo of her for the past 13 years
>>579319076>>579319205actually 13 is prime and not 14
>>579318903I actually did go back and rewatch one of them one time specifically because it had some fuku VA I wanted to hear again. She's so funny.
>>579319076>the same people who made consensual sex with 14s illegal have illegal unconsensual sex with younger than 14s
>>579316603I saw a 12 year old at the eye doctor who I thought was 18 because she had a really big chest about a year ago and it still lives rent free in my head just shattered my worldview
>>579319263true, she was already too old at 14 to the point of gasping for air at the end one of her last races
>>579319245>t. gold city trainer
>>579319263try 12, tourist-kun
you guys are being kinda weird right now
You guys like Made in Abyss?
>>579319401Fuck off pedo, I wouldn't go a day under 13
pedo hourshow many umas did epstein have on his island?did he build them a race track around it?
>>579319245I don't experience this actually. I'm 38 so old photos of girls I remember being hot literally look like children to me now. Even though I have intense memories of seeing up the skirt of the girl I had a crush on and getting a boner so hard I nearly fell down the stairs. It's really weird.
most foids stop physically growing during middle school so I don't see what's the problem
STOP FUCKING TEENAGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWlq5-at6_g
>>579319538They don't stop growing thoughThey just start growing sideways
It's actually cringe how many of you are just performative lolicons because it was cool on /a/ to joke about it
>>579319538b-but, muh brain development...
>>579319025>like, subscribe and comment your game recommendationsPakatube so big now they never do this at the end of every videos anymore
Ugh... Moids
>>579319567Don't worry because...I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>579319245I still have occasional dreams about my highschool crush. Vivid enough to fuck up my day. I'm 30+.
I only wanted to make a joke about prime (numbers)
Man, Taiki's Shuttles look so deliciously gigantic in the SSR art...
>>579319707Liking a fully developed 1X year old doesn’t make me a fucking lolicon
>>579319707That's what I was thinking, it was funny in like 2012 but I've seen it so many times at this point that I think it might just be unironic pedophilia
>>579319567All my countryside older relatives fucked teens while they were in their 20s and they're the happiest, loveliest bunch, with at least half a dozen children and I want that for myself
>>579318832Someone post the Tachyon already, I need my little laugh.
>>579319771no way Tazuna is a mare
>>579319795Kaichou...
i think what irks me most about nonces is how they jump through hoops to convince themselves that they’re not noncesyou don’t see this shit from people who fuck dogs or sheep or whatever it’s specifically nonces that routinely seek to justify the shit they’re up to
Other than Dober and Ryan parents what are some good grandparents to loop for my cm19 late surgers? The usual Rudolf, Brian and OGuri?
>>579317478I could have like 3 perfect Grass Wonders but support chain lvl doesn't do fucking shit !~:"Mile S, capped speed, 1200+ pwr, 1000+ wit, all the sparks I need trigger, but of course this Rudey BITCH doesn't want to show up AHHHHHHHHHH
>>579319263How did no one get this silly pun...
>>579319980nyesdoesn't get better than .25 velo inherits
>>579318812I'm not particularly a lolicon (Mejiro Ardan is as close to physical ideal that's possible for my taste), but I couldn't give two shits if anon wants to fap to Nishino, Rice, or Mayano>inb4 Mayano is ackshually a hebe
>>579320003anons can't even count bonus stats from trainings do you really expect them to know what a prime number is
do trainees have ningen vaginas or giant horse-like vaginas?
>>579319915>implying furries don't go on a shooting spree after being called zoophiles for sucking a dog's cock>implying they don't deflect attention from their own literal crimes by pointing at sfw lolis on social media>implying they don't call them literal pedos while defending actual sex offendersProjecting patrick
>>579320045sexiest family in the game btw
>>579319863Tachy died from diabetes so she can't be here
>>579319768where the fuck is your dober image? i can't masturbate to this without a dober image. what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
This website was literally financed by Epstein the fuck are you antis getting uppity about now
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>>579319770Ulala, we can see them...
>>579320121getting xiv flashbacks because of this prime number discussion
>>579320121My strikezone goes up to the upper prime I know17 is prime right? RIGHT?
>>579320226What kind of Uma is named Diabies?
https://youtu.be/p8PYHBEc2nw
>>579320136they have grippy, moldable, accomodating umankos
>>579320378yes it is
>>579320248It literally wasn't though. The really funny thing is that moot was a grooming target. Can you blame them though, he was insanely hot...
>>579320136length wise it's not much bigger than it is a lot wider tho but most of the nerves are in the front
>>579320136Well i think it's ningen, because it would be better for human's co->that mare caretaker copypasta jumps in my mindOh wait...
>>579320136Crown musume have tight, pale, ningen-like vagoos that need foreplay.Tiara musume have warm, pinkish, always lubricating and pulsating, gorilla grip vagoos.
why are G1-lets such semen demons
I thought you fags moved on from real horse pussy after that one freak who nutted to Meekmanko
>>579320573>looks at Team CanopusYou sure about it buddy?
>>579319245Based beyond belief
>>579320340It's bigger than that...
>>579320248He only groomed moot until he made /pol/Also>le epstein boogeymanHe was a literal scapegoat. The real dangers are still out there. If you want to know who (((They))) are, see where the money goes
>>579320573the frustration of the h*rse sprits they inherit carry-over, so their only outlets for it as an umamusume is to either be a perpetual seething retard like shion, or be lustful, human-male hunting predators
Real horse porn is less illegal than loli drawings in my country
>>579320703yes
Wait special week's accel works on both Libra and Scorpio? Why is nobody talking about that? It's a free accel for backliners
>>579320870saar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx4gNmSxs_0Uma for this feel?
>>579320573They gotta compensate
A worthy opponent.
>>579320767>my money went to cygaysWHAT
THOSE JERKS ON UMACHAN ARE TELLING MY ONII-CHAN HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO LOVE MEEEEE!!!!!
>>579320907>worksit has no conditions outside of order and overtake, it's valid everywhere. the important question is if it's better than other inherits.
>>579320703Team Canopus are lowkey semen demons aside from maybe Tahbo and SoE
>>579320703Bro are you really saying that Ikuno Dictus, Mambo and Natie aren't semen demons?
People act like they're 14 itt so much that it's nice to see these kinds of tangents to remind myself that this is a ojisan thread.
comparison, flatliner brothers?
>>579321152Your onii-chan isn't old, fat, and bald enough for you.
boyumas are cute
>>579320907because it gives .05 accel inherited. but it gives .15 current speed as well so it's just decent, but not amazing
>>579321013the winner gets to umapyoi with furawa
>>5793211904chan is the place for grownass adults to act like teengers after allReal kids and manchildren browse xitter or trooneditt to try and act like adults
>>5793209611984 japan cup kino
>>579321291hideous
>>579321335This was the winner...
>>579320907We've been using Spe unique since CM16
>>579321291WouldWouldWouldWouldWould
>>579321443welll....
First rate umanko
>>579321368I don't know how to tell you this but everywhere is 4chan now. It doesn't matter what app or site or whatever the fuck you're on, it's all the same. The only difference is that you can say slurs on here and twitter while you have to get creative elsewhere. That's it.
>>579320539>mare caretaker copypastauhm anon you can't just tease me like that, you know
>Feel like doing a career>Auto still has 20 minutes leftthey should let us do auto and manual careers simultaneously
>5 round streak of no rainbows in first half senior year
>>579321580>walfiesojii-chan...
don't care if you're a diddyblud or performative lolifag, I'm just glad Kita is being recognized for her steel body rather than for being some troon's avatar
>>579321580MARUZENSKY I BELIEVE YOU
Dia is better
>>579321714Still better than being Vivlos
>>579321652>The only difference is that you can say slurs on hereI've been banned three times so far for calling someone a nigger in this very general
Are we back to 2 speed cards / 2 wit / 1 flex in GM?
>>579321714weird say to spell *****
More like HIV sisters
>>579321848nyes.
She's dancing and her speech is silly. Also she's no ears
>>579321152I need something like 8 more star pieces to unlock her. Genuinely curious about her story and career considering how much /uma/s hits on her.
>>579321915AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579321848we never left
>>579321848GM ia guts deck meta, buddy
>>579321915UWAAAAH SHE KEEPS DANCING EVEN WITH NO HEADSO INSPIRING UWAAAAAAH
Soullessbros I said I would skip the videos but I just tapped through instead and I started reading the story by accident... I'm sorry...
>>579322010>>579322010>>579322010coffee
>>579321985shut up
>>579321714>steel bodyYeah... She is so shredded...
>>579321848I like these sad Spes
I love maruzensky so muchI'm really mad that she falls off, it's like a personal slight
>>579321959THIS time for sure
>>579321915>umamusume keep dancing for about 30 seconds after their head is chopped offNew fetish unlocked.
>>579321848yeah but to do that you need a 9* speed parent. making the hardcap 1600 for the first scenario the 1200 cap was broken was a really bad idea
>>579321657i don't really have it... it was about how he had this mare in his stable and he wanted to fuck her o he fucked her i don't remember.Similar to what this dude posted here:>>579320467It was also about how his uncle or the other caretaker was joking about this "mare effect" and there was also a story about how this mare was so down bad for this poster that she was nearly crushing him against the wall with her back.
>>579322093If you cut it just the right angle they can live for years as long as your drip feed them through their throat
>>579322061just wait like a year and a half until her own speed card gets powercrept for fronts and you can run her again. also her new year alt seems pretty good on miles (thoughbeit no one else stands a chance on miles once ohamairu releases)
Time for some new last minute ace testing68087126
>>579322060
>>579319770stop posting ulala lewds she's only for very cute and wholesome
>>579319245you should post it so we can verify your claims
>>579322324https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3y2yM4aASWrqtejIkK7Q-LLG32899207
>>579322625go back
>>579322738might wanna migrate to the other bread or else you wont get it to fill
>>579321941Curren-Chan is amazing. Yes, she's an umastagram whore and an online addict of social media, but she's also very kind, gentle, warm, and generous to other umas like Rice and Urara. She's pure gold. It's a bonkers combination of superficial shit and truly heartfelt emotion. I love Curren.
>>579321563y-you can't post that!
>>579323723creek would totally do this
>>579323723me on the right
>>579324705that's the reason she gives, the real reason is because she knew no one would pick them otherwise
sex with hags
Her pearl is my oyster
