Previous Thread: >>579283850>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>8/26 After Maint – 9/9 10:59KokoroKotone>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/688>Events:DIVE into OCEAN! – 8/26 After Maint – 9/9 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Perorodzilla (Indoor) – 9/2 11:00 – 9/9 3:59Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/9 11:00 – 9/16 3:59Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 9/16 11:00 – 9/23 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/27 11:00 – 9/23 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 8/26 4:00 – 9/2 3:592x Normal – 9/2 4:00 – 9/6 3:592x Account EXP – 9/5 4:00 – 9/7 3:592x Hard – 9/6 4:00 – 9/9 3:592x Bounty – 9/9 4:00 – 9/16 3:592x Commissions – 9/16 4:00 – 9/23 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>8/18 After Maint – 9/1 1:59Niko (Limited)Kurumi (Limited)Otogi (Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3520505Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/update>Events:Special Mission: Lore Pursuit – 8/18 After Maint – 9/1 1:59Who Let The Fox Out?: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/thefoxout – 8/18 After Maint – 9/1 1:59Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 9/1 2:00 – 9/15 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Kaiten (Urban) – 8/25 2:00 – 8/31 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 9/1 2:00 – 9/7 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 8/19 2:00 – 9/14 18:592x Normal – 8/24 19:00 – 8/31 18:592x Bounty – 8/31 19:00 – 9/7 18:592x Commissions/Hard – 9/7 19:00 – 9/14 18:592x Bounty – 9/14 19:00 – 9/21 18:592x Account EXP – 9/18 19:00 – 9/20 18:592x Commissions – 9/21 19:00 – 9/28 18:592x Account EXP – 9/25 19:00 – 9/27 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/28 19:00 – 10/5 18:59
Buy an ad
Live.
>prefiring birthday thread
Buy a trademark
You faggots have an imeji addiction problem.
Buy a Chinese wife
I’m quitting my job as sensei and joining the odyssey expedition to the new world to find brown students
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>579303550based thread
>>579303631I'm sure if we ask mr. rapeape nicely he will allow for 450 images on /vg/
Chew
My Wide Bride
Make sure to learn your hand signs before diving!
>>579303550
my cute depressed wife
Tried the jewdog team with Aru and ended up wasting almost an hour crit malding. Shit's not worth it so I'm gonna stick with my lazy bRio clear for a 39.4M score instead of wasting time on that other shit team
>>579303747Hikari on the telly!
I forgot to greet Yoshimi a happy birthday
fuck kaitens stupid fucking robot
>>579304220She’s too short, so you didn’t notice her
coom in Nozoom.
>>579304045>Lazy>39.4MI don't see anyone above 39.4M without jewdog
DONT FORGET ME!!!
Sanae's shark teeth on my penis
soon
>>579304461It was 39,34
>>579304404Too small
FOXES OWE ME SEX
Post forgotten students
>>579304764
why is she built like this?
>>579304654
Newfags, don't forget that the double EXP bonus ends after the daily reset in about 4 hours. If you're not max level yet, spend all your AP to farm EXP before the bonus weekend ends
hnnggg i'm a bad guyi'm an evil senseireisa you need to defeat my villainous cock with your magical justice pussy
>>579304838maximize plapness
>>579304850Who invited this idiot?
coom in doomrope in hope
Maybe I should tryhard (read:be lucky) and try to be sub-100
>>579305157>ngha
>file.png
*sits next to Nanami*
>>579304764It’s sad that Iroha will never get an alt…
>Anonymous
>>579305236No. Not this one. You will know when.
Nonomi sat next to me
>>579304850back in the tablet before kei sees you
>They add student marriageBUT>One ring costs 1k student eleph and you need 100 affection rank
>[-]
Nonomi sat on me
>>579305118oy, GSC president (the real one) is a very competent super human
>>579305236It's the default name when copy pasting
>>579305332100 affection should be enough, but women never change
>>579305397GUH
>They add student marriageBUT>One ring costs 1k dollars
>[+]
Jumby my beloved...
>They add student marriageBUT>you have to eat a bananazoos alive
Take your meds
>Your Studentwife>Your favorite seafood?
>>579305450$120 last time i check
>>579305576>Sayuri>her pussy
>>579305576MariSalmon
Not enough food in this cafe for all these fatties
>They add student marriageBUT>You have to send a tribute video to Nexon
>NipplesIs this safe?
>>579305717Already did
why would nexon want to see my peepee?
>im sorry sensei, this is embarassing. stop pinching my cheek like this in public ever againwhat do?
You can't marry students
>>579305450Only if it comes with their own 6+ hours ending route.
>>579305731KR sure have a strange sense of humor, especially anything related to their Marine Corps.
>>579305882what women say =/= what women meankeep pinchin
>They add student marriageBUT>with your Valkyrie cops
>>579305954Any time I see weird art (like truly bizarre not just fetish stuff), I immediately know it was drawn by a Korean. I'm almost always right too.
>>579305572only if she feeds them to me like i'm a baby bird
ITSSOFUCKINGOVER
>>579306180manyaresayingthis
>>579305902gay and wrong
>>579306062Valkyrie has the highest ratio of excellent students, so this is fine.
>>579305450>marrying a student boosts her statsHire me, nEAxon.
this is unacceptable
>>579306062It's only right I make it official, after that long summer we spent together
student wives aren't real
>>579306236>highest ratio of excellent studentsThat's Odyssey (100%)
>>579305882Is her vagina real?
i don't need to improve in the raidi mainly need everyone else to fuck up their malds
https://x.com/GUN__39/status/2093683008935178343
>>57930623675%(80 if you count mobs) is good but it could be better
>>579306260>in danbooru
(you) aren't real
>>579306227
>>579306062I don't get why Kirino isn't more popular. She's really hot.
>>579305882pinch her other cheeks
>>579306508I have bad memories with her name
>ongoin sessionwhy every time I open the steam game at morning I get this when I don't play it on my phone (it's not installed)
>>579306606Shouldn't have posted your UID here. My account now.
>>579304654That's still critmald score.
>Konoka when from the hardest yuribait students, to the most hetero studentsHow???
what is this nigga talking about?
>>579306606sorry that was me I needed your Marina
>>579306606it's not a real error, it has nothing to do with ongoing sessionsthis has been happening to everyone since the last patch, it's a bug
>>579305576Nozomi.Seaweed.
https://x.com/BA_HappyBirthD/status/2094077690014028073>Today, August 31st, is Suzumi's birthday!
>>579306508
>>579305576SayuriSayuri
Sayuri17cm
>>579306914Muchuki...
https://x.com/BA_HappyBirthD/status/2094077694203900010>Today, August 31st, is Miku's birthday!
I don't have Miku
>>579306260>Plana is more loved than Arona>Chewy is more loved than blue prezThe poor girl has nothing now
>>579306574>bad memoriesHow so?
Never forgive Koyuki
Koyuki tongued my anus
>>579307036He couldn't marry his sister probably
>>579305576Makoto.I'm a blue crab enjoyer.
Never forgive Yuuka
Miku rerun soon
Hey /bag/, would you? And what exactly
>>579307028Your creepy Migu?
Stay hydrated
>>579307217I would have sex, with Ibuki.
>>579307029
>>579307217
>>579307217I would insert my penis into her vagina. I would then thrust until orgasm and ejaculate inside. I hope that answers your question.
https://h.uguu.se/gedBGhQQ.jpg
>>579307130>>579307226>ehehehehehe desuyoneDumb Fatty
Nah, I'd rather rape Reisa
I heard the story has STEAKS
>>579307434
is this accurate?
>Creepy Miku>YumeHer name is HIYORI! An independent woman!
>>579307531>independent womanThat's an oxymoron
>>579307520Who makes these
>>579307637sex with all three at the same time
>Lost GSC President position>Sharing OS space>Was never the app iconYour heroine of the game, everyone.
>ins malding for platah, so this is what they call>humiliation ritual
>>579307217I would headpat her and feed her pudding.
>>579305576IzunaDoes softshell crab count?
Shiroko has been given so much attention by the devs it's actually pathetic how unpopular she is.
>>579307692Arona was the app icon tho
>>579307776Her pupils give me the ick, don't know if anybody else feels the same.
>>579305731Artist source?
>>579307908Hina's icon is the sexiest by a mile
>woke up after the g*gurt thread was over
>>579306853
>>579307996It still happened and you failed to stop it
>>579307939sorry but only seia can be sexy
Hime is so pretty...
>>579307776Isn't she always in the top 10-5 when devs show the popularity rankings each anniversary?
>>579307776Abydos students can't really shine on their own if they are only an accessory to Hoshinowank
>>579308207there's a joke about that
What do I need for red Kurokage next GA? vanilla Hina? Muchuki?
>>579307692Did you ever hear the tragedy of Great Arona The President? I thought not. It’s not a story the GSC would tell you. It’s a Gematria legend. The GSC President was a super human, so capable and so wise she could use the Sanctum Tower to influence the students to create miracles… She had such a knowledge of the Shittim Chest that she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying. The Shittim Chest is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice (Chewy) everything she knew, then her apprentice killed her in her sleep. Ironic. She could save others from death, but not herself.
>>579307217yes i would licky lick her cunny cunn
https://x.com/nanasesenpai_/status/2093996327126606099
>>579308496Toki
>>579307667can you keep up, old man?
>>579308496toki is the fastest but hina teams are easieryou can also use aru or hibiki if you need extra damage
>>579307852foid
peace peacehttps://x.com/NicolasMaduro/status/2094048867662565583
>>579308631Reisa mogs HARD
>>579308631You can tell chibi dev improved a lot
>>579306740Nobody in BA is yuribait
>>579307996burgertina gogurtina
I am already screwed.
>>579308975Except Iroha of course
>>579308885
>>579308975Iroha?
>Oyster Flavored Ice CreamWould you?
>>579309053Monkey…
>>579309053OBSESSEDBSESSED
>>579308975bro your Iroha?
Her true name isUzawa Reisa Neo Marquess Kudasy
>>579309102Yes
>>579309032/bag/ told me to skip them
>>579309062
>>579309158I love hag students like her
>>579309158why did you say Ibuki posters are gay?
mmm I should get some popcorn
>>579308975True.There are however some prolific 3-way baiters.
skip you are student's /bag/
I quit smoking and now I can't focus on reading the story
>>579309363the only students I skip are hags like Iroha
>>579309351>>579309353Serikacord...
Nobody in Ba is rapebait
>>579309460bro your Sensei?
Sense is rapegem
The only problem with the diving club is that they're all way too sexy for their future alts to be anything but a downgrade.
>>579309460dude your sensei?
>>579309361Exactly!!!
I don't wanna do TOR...I miss my comfy plax...
You'd be gay to want to rape me.
>>579309528If the schizo srt shit is real, then I predict battle alts
>>579309519>Sense is rapegem
>>579309592Nn. Nice try sensei but start counting stains on the ceiling
>>579309460bro your ayame?>>579309549
>>579309460
>>579309610You have already posted this
enough with rape
>>579309158Iroha truly is powerful
I like that no one posted Reisa
>>579309318still thinking about that? do you want a formal apology or something?
Sensei is already used to be raped
My hobby is making Blue Archive threads on /v/ and getting 3 day bans.
>>579309318That was you specifically being a fag who can’t even falseflag right because of how gay you are
>>579309819no, I just want to know why you hate Ibuki and her posters
>>579309870why is it bannable to post BA there? It's a game too
>>579309838Miyo makes good Tiramisu, she’d make a good housewife
>>579309951>"Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in /vg/.
I don't care if chewy is a fake, it's been proven time and time again that a """fake""" can surpass the original
>>579309870I posted touhou as an op pic with an engaging non-2hu topic and got warned.
please remember that /bag/ isn't your discord server
>>579310036SHE SPEEN!SHE LEEK!
>>579310030They're both gay and retarded though.
>>579310020that's why /v/ is boring
>>579309870meanwhile xitter threads infest that board
>>579310089>he says with his gay ako avatar
>>579310005GUH
>>579310208you don't know what avatarfagging means
>>579310089@everyone 6 7
Who gives a fuck about /v/ anymore? Don't see you crying about /b/. Both are dead.
>>579309870>puts on glasses>"omg sensei hi!!!!!!"Not only a sexy whale, but a cute one too...
>>579305576YukariChilled Oysters on the half shell
>>579308393When was Hoshino ever wanked? >The most she ever "accomplished" in combat was beating someone that also was being mind controlled, Suou. >In the main story she's almost always portrayed as being a burden that needs to be rescued. >She has no heroic aurafarming moments, unlike the other "strong" girls. >The V1C3 villain's primary objective literally was to make her job to Hina so she'd mindbreak her about Yume's death and make her go Terror. >Hoshino has the most humiliating defeat CG in the entire game.>Even Hoshino's Terror transformation is completely worthless; all she does is stand around and go "MUH YUME". It's no wonder that base Shiroko was able to beat Hoshino Terror.>They even make her lose to Serika in the Idol event to further humiliate her.
>>579310321most boards are dead nowadays
You have 14 minutes to gogurt your students before it's too late
>>579310020But it's ok for certain games to make Generals.Just not BA.
>>579310306nice reading comprehension bozo
>>579307736Yuh
>>579310414.......On second glance This bitch's smile un nerves me when I see it.
say her name
>>579310559i don't know her name
>>579310559her name
If we go by aura farming Makoto is the most wanked student in the game.Appropriately so, I might add.
>>579310559Breonna Taylor
>>579309870/v/ is a Hoyoverse board
>>579310618Iroha is also incredibly cool
>I've done 7 out of 28 events from the archivebros... I don't wanna read
If you got the foxes at 150 would you finish your spark? (assuming good amount of pyro savings)can’t decide if it’s dumb or smart
>>579310559Grea
>>579310559Don't believe I've had the pleasure.
>>579310559my yuri
>>579310717>talking about Makoto>BUT BUT IROHA REMEMBER IROHA TALK ABOUT IROHA PLEASE
>>579310734Kurumi needs the juice so why not.
>saw the hottest 3d mmd on xitter>shitty app refreshed itself>its gone forevermake sure to cherish all the good things in life bros
>>579310559Donald Trump
>>579310790https://x.com/gura_mmd
>>579310769Look at the picture, fool.
I want to have sex with a girl like Ibuki...
I want to have sex with a girl like Konoka...
>>579310717
I want to have sex with Momoi
>>579311262
>>579311216
>>579311216I like when students have simplified or "this creature?" versions
>>579310559Suzumiya
>>579311365Irohataco SEX
you don't want sex actually
>>579311384it's desperation
Why do nyAru's voicelines sound like there were recorded in a broom closet?
>>579311481?
>>579310559My baby momma
>>579311481You ok, mate?
>>579311496You can thank Doremi for that
>>579311496hardboiled recordings
>>579311590Huh? What did he do?>>579311615fucking kek
Kyon won
>>579311496nyserika also sound off. my guess is they were recorded at home instead of a studio because of covid
>>579311384same
>>579311786>Iroha aiI had my suspicions...
>>579311786
>>579311786>/bag/ irohaIt seems this is an Iroha general
>>579311786>/bag/ pinait seems this is a Pina general
>>579311496work from home voice actresses sent whatsapp audios recorded in their bathrooms
>>579311741Was he phone?
>>579311786>seia /bag/It seems this is a Seia general
sorry for being sexy odysseia
>>579311384
>>579311786>/bag/it seems this is /bag/
pray ball next week
>>579311985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSod2DqTI0
>>579312184Gold but>key
>>579312184>KEYNot clicking this secondary shit.
>>579310618Makoto was the best girl.
>>579312298>>579312369translator isn't a BA fan puris andastan
>>579312234deskedo...
>Suzumi>Misuzu
>>579312217what did she mean by this?
Ibuki won
>>579312558Yeah but Iroha won more than Ibuki
>>579311384it's almost always gehenna for some reason
>There are people attracted to this retard.
>>579312717Makoto may be the sexiest girl in the game. Definitely the sexiest in Pandemonium.
>>579307996I'm revoking your Hina posting rights because a real Hina friend participates in every Hina thread. From now on, you're officially a gogurt poster
>>579312217how is babby formed? how child get pragnent?
Pandemonium Love.Makoto Love.
>>579307996
there's a student for youand there's a student for me
>>579312781No...
>>579312787mamalove
>>579312970Sayuri mogs
Is there a list of what to buy to clear boards of the event without needing to go back and forth?
>>579312882Agreed
When Ibuki isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking "where's Ibuki?"
>>579313132https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Special_Operation:_Lore_Pursuit#Clue_Search
>>579313132Last round is the same so just buy in bulk if you're doing it now
How can we stop Bigrona getting replaced by Chewy in real time?
>>579313132>4434244Pretty sure it's that. If I can remember it offhand I'm sure you can remember between checking the board and the shop.
foxes are so much more sexo than the rabbits it's not even funny
>>579313260I haven't played BA in a while. Who's the evil Pina and what happened to Arona's mother?
Kokoro makes my kokoro go doki doki.
Rinny status?
>>579313368many are saying this
>>579313365That's the student council president. She's been in the game since day 1.
>>579313240>>579313251>>579313264thx
>>579313395pregnant with me
>>579313395maldin at chewy's existence
>>579313508You’re pregnant with Rin?
no one /here/ has the super rare miku student except for me it seems
>>579313508you mean by me, right?
>>579313631dick
>>579313567seahorses deserve respect too CHUD >:(
>>579312970Sex with Beluga whales
>>579313740seahorse student...
>>579313792many are saying this
>>579312970>there's a student for youBut I want a fish student...
>>579305046Why is she wearing the SRT track bloomers?
lol
>>579314037because it's slop
Kaiteniggers are making me mald
>>5793141622T is good enough, aruji-dono
>>579310727No one is forcing you. Just do it at your own pace.
https://youtu.be/0494se7nd-sNTR lovers
>>579314203nta I can't 2T itI can't 3T it either because the robot doesn't fucking die
toki looks a lot like my cousin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSi9NV4uukQ
>>579314225I've been playing for almost 9 months already
>>579311384Why did she do it?
>>579314283retardbro...
>>579314407MY TEAM JUST DIES MAN WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY INTELLIGENCE LEVEL
I hate how they made dress Tsukuyo's EX animation take so fucking long that it's unusable for blocking boulders on Chokonmahcock (unless you raise her enough to not need a refresh)
>>579314485You could bring a healer.
>>579305046I love Kasumi's tail. One of the sexiest tails in Kivotos.
>>579314485well obviously they wouldn't die if you did it correctly
>>579314294I'd fuck my cousin if she looked like Toki
don't say that
>>579305576Hanuma Makoto.Grilled Salmon. I make it whenever the price goes down.
>>579314485Just have dHina at UE60 so she doesn't die from sword
that
>>579314707Sloppa
>>579314203I can clear p1 but I don't have a good enough second team to break the parts before robocunt wipes my ass
what sword?
>>579306181Smoking is for faggots.
>>579310727they haven’t been letting up on the acceleration either so newfags have to waste AP if they want to read them
>>579314707me too
Kaiteniggers stole my plat
>>579314869then 3T it. Use a team of pure red armor to soften up his purple phase, then walk in with the proper kill team to break him.Look to pull who do LUN, there's no punishment for multiple teams if you win.
>>579314869Use a different team for most (if not all) of P1 and then borrow on the second team
>>579314869You use your weak ass teams to chip red or purple so you can then break it with your strong team and interrupt the boss's special attack
>>579306236I wanna fuck that dog
>>579314991kaiteniggers are girls!?
>>579315097bro
>>579315097bwo...
>>579315023>>579315017>>579314995Thanks bros I'm gonna keep trying
Black Suit is a girl
>>579315097
>>579303952My cute depressed wife from another worldline
>>579315190>>579315206>>579315273girls don't like giant robots
>>579315097>he doesn’t know
>>579315272Can confirm, I've seen his vagina
>>579315331Chinatsu is... hot?
>>579315272
It's time.
>>579315314True, they love chicken merch turned into a kaiju
>>579315314chicks dig giant robots
>>579315394
>>579315314Somebody hasn’t watched Megas XLRhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJVJcyc4m20
>>579315331If Chinatsu is red who are the rest?
>>579315331deepest lore
>>579315394yeeYou didn't forget that long night in the lovey-dovey couple's special onsex (50% off!), did you Sensei?
>>579315331is Iori the black one?
>>579315394>doubting elves
what the fuck stop punching me AAAIIIEEEEEEEE
please keep punching me
>>579315693Your fault
Playable kaiten when
>>579307873https://x.com/sadas_d86150/status/2094035145145921610
>>579315394Bro her Momotalks???
Chewy would never punch me...
I was having a fun conversation with someone named "Anonymous" before, are you still here Anonymous?
>>579310782>Kurumi needs the juiceshe does? why?
>>579315912Her lisp is seriously so cute. one of the best voices in the game.
>>579316047For the crabbing. Hardest hitting boss in the game.
>>579316287she has no problems living at 4 stars for torment and below and (You) are not doing lunatic
>>579304764people use her sometines on crab
>>579316272I was so glad her momos are actually kind to her. i braced myself for endless "She made Pan-chan and was sad"
>>579316272fuckmeatbuilt for doggystyle
>>579306290Whatever you say, shorty
theres nothing to play this weekend
>>579315314
One year ago, I lost 30,000 cafe in the blink of an eye.
>>579316694>boobs
>>579316738But that was 11 months ago
>>579316738what does bananazoos have to do with this?
I am a cat-Natsume Souseki
>>579316749and that's after I reduced her chest size from the original image
>>579317025OMG HI AOBA!
I hate kaiten
>>579317162>clonefagging in p1Sorry, you'll have to do it again.
>muh clonefaggingare (you) still doing this?
Sora lost
>>579316694>>579316931>unironically posting slop on /bag/
>>579317426Cumming on Aru's halo...
Happy Sabbath
>>579317284Fuck off
>>579316585
>>579317025
>>579317426What would your first time with Aru be like?
>>579317547He's got a point. You looked at the options and selected the easy mode option.
cats
>>579317638I wouldn't last a minute
>>579317638Probably awkward, but really affectionate and sweet.
Man I really wish the Miku Collab would rerun. Surely Crypton Media sees the dollar signs from here, even moreso if they release an alt with the original.
>>579317475>halo tributeevery day you learn something new
>>579309460sensei
>>579317738I would skip again. Love Miku, but she's not my student.
Bros... why is she looking at me like this???
>>579317638>extremely hot body >absolutely defenseless dorkIt'd probably be like an hour of trying to get her to calm down and then once she does, it'd probably be more cute and gentle than anything
>>579317738I want Toaru back, I could only afford to spark one at the time
>>579316714Finish your PoE 2 challenges in preparation for the event next Friday!
>>579317828I'd treat her like one of my students, if you catch my drift
>>579317947>I want Toaru backWe have Aru at home.
>>579317457Nobody gives a shit
they should let you crit all the time
>>579313260>kivotos saviorshe literally hasn't done anything...
>>579317947>>579317994two Aru even>>579317162
Post more obese students
>>579315097kivotos is an all female society...>inb4 some contrarian retard "but what about blacksuit????????"he's not a native from kivotos, he's an outsider
>>579317996>SAAAR I AM PROMPT ENGINEER
What other uncnime should get a BA collab
>>579318184the robots and animal people can be male
>slop schizo
ba needs elephant students
>>579318263strike witches
>>579318269No, they're animals and robots. Robots have no gender.
>>579318114
>ichikatard being retarded again
gg eznot even close
>>579318321
>>579318263Cardcaptor Sakura
>>579318321Animals have kids. Plus some are referred to as "he" even in JP. Like the dog in the middle of the investigation board of FOX.
>>579318351sovl...
>>579318370Wow, Plana…
>>579318305bro your elephantrona?
>>579318321that's just an aesthetic presentation choice. you might as well say that the mob girls are blind
Today I will remind them
>>579318434>hinacockGOOKAKO DON'T LOOK
>>579318305
>>579317996
>>579318263Shugo Chara
>>579318263Angel Beats
>>579318515ROBOPUSSY!?!!??!?!?!?1>CLANK CLANK CLANK>CLANK CLAN- *crunch*YEEEEOOOOOOOWCCCHHHHHH
>>579317996retard
>>579318431It was gender neutral originally.
>finally did TOR after spending 2 thousand ligmaphew, almost lost my PLAX there!
Hey bags I'm trying to build a team for insane dumbbaka, why do people bring Swimsuit Izuna or regular Izuna for the fight? I can I replace her with a UE60 25 talent B.Hoshino?
>>579316538How much investment does she need.
luv miyako
>>579318836>did TOR>non 0 chance to drop into gold stillI HATE EUROPE I HATE EUROPE I HATE EUROPE I HATE EUROPE
>>579318263Galaxy Angel
Favorite megane?
>>579318853sIzuna is purely for focus fire in p1. Izuna actually does damage in p2.
>>579318943many are saying this
>>579307708it's gonna be TOR to plat brounless you're NA
>>579318969Chihiro
>>579318853>I can I replace her with a UE60 25 talent B.Hoshino?It's insane so yeah. All you need is any decent blue AA. Just be yourself.
>>579318263Mahou Sensei Negima
>>579318969Do eye patches count?
stallman...
>>579318969That new Gehenner.
>>579318969
>>579318950The gweilo cries out when the plat he does not deserve is claimed.
>>579318263Black Bible
>>579318263Oreimo
Remember to "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole occasionally /bag/, eventually they'll just tell you to keep going.
>>579318969shouko, doko?
>>579319252
>>579319178I wish I could play on easy mode (NA)...
>>579318975I have phase 1 fully covered already (The Foxs, Arisu, B.Himari + S.Nagisa), I'm just wondering about phase 2 since I like Hoshino very much but I joined the game late so my Izuna isn't fully maxed.>>579319075What about Torment? I wonder if an insane crab clear is enough for plat outside of SEA servers
>>579319252How's the weather in Manila?
>>579319083I remember when GBF got a negima collab and a large part of it was Negima trying to make out with the GBF characters to create a pactio with them. He tries making out with a few of the female crew members, ultimately by chance he only ends up making up with Vyrn, but the implications of "negi gonna fuck yo girls" was obvious.Also the tensura collab had Rimuru and Galleon kiss each other. Of course GBFfags are used to cuck stuff so they didn't really care that much.Collabs that involve male characters always end up with cuck related stuff somehow.
>>579319318SEX
>>579318969Akane is literally the perfect woman
>>579318969I like Kotama, her valentine story was really fun
>>579319105Doug's gonna get fucked again
>>579319318behind bars
Ibuki, no human mind can comprehend the depth of my love for you. A love so unimaginable it cannot be put into words. I love every part of your being, every inch of your body, every twitch of your tail, every smile, every laugh, every moment your sleepy voice called my name, every molecule of your very existence. If I could I would inhale every breath that leaves your lips, drink every drop of your sweat and kiss the entire surface of your skin. I need you so close that if we were liquids we would mix together, never to be separated. But isn't my name proof of that? You are already part of me. I could never live without you, just as the sky needs its stars, just as the shore needs its waves.I love you Ibuki. My light. My warmth. You are so beautiful that even death becomes trivial, because I know that, even beyond death, my love and my existence will still reach you. There is not a day, not a single minute that I don't think about you; your softness, your cuteness, your scent, your eyes, your small little chest, your warm little crotch. My body aches, and you are the only cure. This isn't even a copypasta anymore. This is me. This is you Ibuki. This is us. Every moment we've shared since we met, every gaze while playing together, every kiss you blew me as I drifted asleep... in your bed, every whisper, every teasing glance, every time you rested your head on my shoulder, every tantrum, every hug, every mess every EVERYTHING. You marked me Ibuki. I am yours now, and that means, you are mine, we both belong to each other and i can't imagine a universe where we are not together; maybe with different names, or different bodies... in different times...We are the primordial form of love.
>>579315798Himari watches weird videos......I don't know about what though.
>>579319376he sun doesn’t shine here anymore.
>>579319602You are WHAT
>>579319602many are saying this
>>579319318sex with evil woman
>>579319318she's doing community service (under my desk)
>>579319602based IbukiGOD
>>579318853The crab has 500% piercing effectiveness so you need a good healer to keep her alive. For that reason people usually use her together with Kuroko since she needs a healer too. And then for the next team you're shit out of luck for blue AA damage so your options are either one of Izunas or Toyota.
>>579319105What about Doug?
>suddenly Shoukofags
>>579319727
>>579318969give me the fat one
>>579319482>really fun*creepy
>>579319761Probably a really niche question but how good is Izuna on Phase 2? Do I really need her UE60 or can I cope with UE40-50? I have her UE30 right now, half-way to 40 (trying my best farming her shards)
When is this brat releasing?
>>579318969I'm seconding Kotama, I really appreciate her shamelessness. Her actions in the PJ event sent her high up there for me.
>>579319105I dont know if he just like being the top Insane clear but I'm sure you can do Torment with that
>>579319975girls are cuter when they are obsessed with you
>>579318896She's DPS so pretty big + you want to buff her AS (Ritsu is very good)
>>579320228>t. has never had a girl obsessed with him IRL
>>579320059
what did my little sister mean by this?
>>579318969Kotori
https://x.com/ne_ne_ne79/status/2094111269754404956Sexy Seia
>>579319330...in?
>>579320346Scott died for this line, I hope you're happy.
>>579320184She really was the star of the event, doing things like blackmail you or pic rel to ensure you won't escape and get your lewds ASMR
>>579320314you had one and you are still here?ungrateful bastard
>>579318819It's not even out on global
>>579320314Because women do not act like 2D, this is their downfall
>>579306976>tfw been amikufag since early 2010>participated in the miku monday threads on /a/>jewtube mm playlist is now full of either privated or deleted videos
>>579320346>Student: Stop family zoning me>Sensei: Sorry I can't hear you all the way down there
>>579320503he was too based for this worldI love this girl
any leeks?
>>579319962Kotori?
>>579319367Yes B.Hoshino is good in P2. You can make a fully blue team with no red damager. B.Hoshino + T.Shiroko + M.Suzumi and stuff like that. Then another team with red damager + 2 blue damagers.
>>579318975S.Izuna is as good as Izuna for P2.
>>579321130Please come back...
Mika tummy
I really like what they did with the halo going around the hair, wish they did it again
post kdmnk
>>579321560@Arona scrape the past 50 threads and determine what these initials are referring to
Miku <3
don't post it
>>579318969Ui
>>579320871Scott was the old censorer/localizer, Mr.heehee.He died drinking expired water, and after that the localization suddenly got better.
>>579321606Hi Anonymous! — I believe "kdmnk" stands for "kodomanko", or more commonly, child pussy
who invited this freak?
>>579321560Is it good or bad that I know what It means
>>579321991GUH
>>579320346>>579320503I don't get it
>>579322050I'm glad he died now
>>579322050the line was censored to remove the romantic implications and it was fixed later
>>579320154She is releasing a fat load of shit into your mouth tonight at 10PM.
>>579320804Literally asking for it
nmgkfbkkdmnk
>>579322139That is not very christian of you.
>>579322162that's my fetish!
>>579321991bros...
>>579322220this but anal
>>579322238Yeah, I'm part of the Church of Chewy
>>579322282Pandemonium is literally the yuri club, what did you expect?
>>579322282oh shit here we go again
>>579322282I can't see what that is supposed to be
>>579322282That's not...
>>579310734If I had 100k+ pyros and less than 5k ligma then yeah
>>579322493You just KNOW
>>579322302>>579322368No fuck off. Girls hold hands all the time.>>579322247Bruh
>yuritroon jeets still seething over Pandemoniumkek
>>579322050But her body is already the best...
>>579322493>Iroha check out my cool glowing dinosaurs under my cape
Reisa defeated my cock...
Reisa's anus...
>>579321246I really want them to bring back the old collabs, I hate that I can't catch em all now
>>579322534Why did you reply to the anal poster
Why are tokifags like this?
Defeated Reisa with my cock...
>>579322614Makoto would say this
Cherino
must
bing
>>579322050the line got retranslated like three times because the english devs badly wanted to remove the romantic implicationsBack in the day EVERY line that had even the slightest romantic implication with sensei got heavily censored. People kept complaining so much that stuff eventually started getting fixed.
>>579320413>xcancel is killNo more imejis for me I guess
>>579322139How did he die? And don't say ligma.
>>579323004>english devsDon’t flatter them like that.
>>579323053expired water apparently
>>579321745you can't say that...
>>579323053water enhancers have a expiration date and he didn't know about it so he added that to his water every day until he eventually poisoned himself
vanitas vanitatum
the heckin imejerinos...
Hina Cockina defeated Reisa
>>579323168do americans really
/ᓀ_ᓀ\
>>579323112You're absolutely correct to push back on that — I should not have said that as it could have adverse effects on companies willing to advertise on this site
>>579323108Even if it wasn’t actually the water he still sat and tweeted like a retard until he died from whatever t was
>>579323168I can't tell if this is a joke or not
>>579323032>somehow I don't need to doxx my ugly mug to view the imejis on pcweird but it will probably get changed as well when they feel like it
Chiaki's ovulating womb...
>>579320871my bad, I just googled "blue archive scott", saw he died and assumed he was responsible for the line. so... >>579322139
I LOVE KODOMANKOIBUKI'S ESPECIALLY
>>579323168What the fuck is a water enhancer?I drink mostly seltzer water now for the bubbles.
>>579323381Chiaki is too good for Pandemonium
>>579323363>>466614340
can he say that?
I got a UE60 Miku :)>Miku.png
he can say that
I love Cherino's anus
>>579323373Is it possible to learn this power?
>your student>skub or anti-skub
>>579323469Chiaki is too good for most groups. Only bothered doing her base momos after her summer alt got released and I kinda fell for her. She's just such a cute ray of sunshine.
Anon below was penetrated by Reisa's huge futa cock.
>>579323053On September 20, 2022, Scott Tijerina tweeted from his personal X (formerly Twitter) account: "Just found out the hard way that water enhancers can in fact expire and have a shorter life than you would expect."Just one week later, on September 27, he followed up by sharing that he was fighting a terrifying, sudden illness that left his extremities feeling heavy and completely drained his energy. He passed away on September 30.Because of the incredibly close timing, many fans in the gaming community understandably wondered if consuming the expired liquid flavor drops could have caused or contributed to his rapid decline.
me
>>579323168what the FUCK is a water enhancer? some mix of sugar and oil for amerifats?
we HATE skub here
>>579323457it's like those juice concentrates but even thicker and with vitamins, electrolytes and other crap, you are supposed to add a few drops to a glass of water because apparently some people can't stand the plain taste of pure water
>Image limit reached in /vg/>BA discussion is banned on /v/>BA thread is dead on /vmg/I hate this site.
>>579323797Post your azusa kaomoji and shut up
HinaMating press
>>579323797You have to understand, the technology for no image limit... It's just not possible...
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>>579323405To this day the game still has some pretty questionable translations that haven't entirely been fixed, especially in older archived events. Also Hiyori's dialogue when she was released are still Star Wars references for some reasonScott was just the standard retard localizer; "that dialogue isn't interesting enough, add memes, remove the ugh icky romance, add memes, remove questionable weeb stuff", just the gay American mindset.
ReisaRaping Press
>>579323996YOU CAN'T POST THAT
(◠ڼ◠)ﾉ(ᓀ‸ᓂ)
>>579323856>azusa kaomojiI don't know what that is??????
>>579324131>>579324131>>579324131
>>579324123>>579323996
>>579324070I JUST DID
>>579324123ᓀ‸ᓂ this nigga doesn't even know basic vocabularymattaku
