>>579260889>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com
i hate mahjong so much it's unreal
>sucky>early thread
ERM ERM!ERMERM ERM ERM!CHOTTO... CHOTTO MATTE!IS THAT A CLIENT LINK IN THE OP?!?
>>579315804>play RCThe orb hath spoken
>>579315804We're /bag/ now?
>>579315804I don't see any funny coincidental combinations of words this time around...
>>579315804baggiebros, how do we keep doing it?
>>579315804>stop schizo pushing weekendYou've heard the ball, today you fold.
>>579315804>life bad
>>579315804/mjg/ anons lie
>>579315804>post handwe're approaching /v/ levels
>>579315804chudbros we won
>>579315804Started retarded
>>579316675Murphy sex!
>>579315804>nigger south tourneyhow do we organize this?
>>579315804>behead retard steveBased
>>579316805>behead lying nigger
>>579315804>trying koko bots
Nyeheheheheh
>>579316757Murphy is a guy's name
>>579317837it's her alt account's name she uses to not attract attention online
>>579317837It's a bisexual name
>>579317837It's a surname.
>>579318071>>579318536>Murphy is a gender-neutral name of Gaelic origin. This buoyant name refers to “warrior of the sea” and also reigns as the most common family name in IrelandHuh
Murphy is named after the governing law of mahjong.
My mom always said never trust someone with a surname as a first name
>>579315804>honor dama weekNew gimmick
>>579318621Murphy is Irish?
I had to take a photo of my own controller for this emote.
>>579318782Shel'll hit off well with eliisa.
>>579318834I STILL CAN'T PASS THE SAFARIThat edit is really good
>>579318778fuck you
>>579318967Wh-what did I do..?
What is everyone's favorite hydrating drink for a long day of mahjong?alcoholics need not reply because alcohol is dehydrating
>>579319072WaterPocari Sweat before I found out it was 200 calories a bottle
>>579319041
>>579318941Thank you.I made this one too >>579318937
>>579319072I have a crippling addiction to apple juiceIt's not even a joke I can't get enough of the stuff
>>579319176Sorry, this one sucks
SEX with CYNTHIA
I drink water.
>>579319285Are you an elementary schooler?
>>579315804total chessfag death
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80655
>>579319985wait a minute this isn't mahjong...
>>579319973Is it okay if I call you as a character witness to my next court hearing?
>fullshiroko-7.png
I learned all of Japanese. I finished. There's nothing left for me to learn.
>>579320932HOLY MAHJONGAS I WILL COOM TO THIS TONIGHT
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>579320932ARE THOSE
>>579320932
why is there a dude with a p in my gold room shitter lobby
>>579321124A significant portion of mahjong professionals are not very good at the game.
>>579321124Why do you care about where I p?
>>579321124Does his name have VPL in it?
>>579321124because he can count fu and paid the saikouisen membership fee
I'm a professional shitter
I MISSED THE TITTIEShimekawahibiki-6.png
>>579321308What a coincidence! I'm a professional toilet bowl!
>>579321417Sinon wouldn't say this
>>579319285
>>579321231No it's something Chinese.>>579321194I thought being good was a requirement for being professional but guess not?
Got the best male!
>>579321725
GG
>>579321537Here's a recent pro test from Saikouisen USA, it's the same as the Japanese one but in English.https://www.saikouisen-usa.com/_files/ugd/19adb2_d91828c794c14b9587b393f6f24db2c1.pdf
>>579319985kek, sanma is too easy, uma uma.
>>579321898Uma uma!What's the lore behind this character? I only pulled her because I love her VA.
>>579322005Some spirit or something, works as an uber eats driver
>>579321796I dont really know half of these terms but if that's all it takes then I guess that would explain it yeah
Are there any characters in this game who actually write?Magazine columnists and (soon) manga artists need not apply
>>579322663Onodera writes smut doesn't she?
>>579322663> artists need not applyA picture is worth a thousand words thoughbeit
The horse is growing on me. I love tomboys so much it's unreal bros.
>>579322902>Currently a part-time employee at a bookshop, Nanaha is a connoisseur of adult novels. She believes that true love can only be born out of a clash of both the mental and the physical, thus she does not have a high regard for "platonic love". She often gains a passion for a new hobby after reading about it, but she abandons them just as fast for other books. Though her enthusiasm is shortlived, she has still done well in a lot of her interests, which might be a talent of hers.
Talking about pro test, (you) can be a certified WR Pro player! Applications will open in september for pro exams in october. You can take a sample test online to see how it is.https://worldriichi.pro/> Exam $/€ 75>Retake $/€ 25>Membership $/€ 30/molmfao
Gamergate but actuallycynthia-7.png
>>579323307She's doesnt have short hair and isnt tanned so she's not a tomboy stupid fucking retard
>>579322902I thought it was Miko who writes them and Onodera who is a fan? Maybe I got them mixed up.
>>579323378>$30/moWhat do I gain from this?
>>579323378kek and get a free jewjong yaku cardi'd rather be a certified /mjg/ retard than troonriichi pro
>>57932337830 a month!!!!!
>>579323467Miko reads "gardening" books recommended by Onodera and uses the info to service "elderlies" who visit the "shrine"
>>579323461Your idea of what a tomboy is is fueled entirely by the tomboy tag in exhentai
/mjg/ is the largest organized non-recognized western mahjong pro organization, not to mention the strongest community in the west. Prove me wrong.
>>579323659
>>579323659You'll officially be a certified pro!!!Idk what else really.
>>579323659Commentators will make extra fun of you on stream.
>>579323659i don't think you even get a P next to your name in /mjg/
That's it I'm making a /mjg/ Pro organization and locking the repo behind it. You have to pass my test and pay me $30 a month.
>>579323378>You can take a sample test onlinewhere
>>579324186>/mjg/i mean mjs, what am i even typing
>>579324194Can I "pay" you 30 dollars a month?
>>579322663Kanna is a renowned novelist.
>your wwyd answers aren't even taken in consideration if you don't have a "P" next to your /mjg/ postgrim
>>579323930Tomboys need and have tanned skin from sports and short hair or she's not a tomBOY, baka. Otherwise she's just a stacy like banana or a genki girl or something like that. Not a tomboy.
Majsoul needs princely girl jyanshis
>>579324285Anon
What am I supposed to do with this Nikaido Aki postcard that I got for free? I'm a Rumi fan
>>579324186wrong
>>579324594claude interface
>he failed the /mjg/ pro test
What do we think about Skill Scouter Tool Shiro-kun?https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/ai%E9%9B%80%E5%8A%9B%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AB%E3%82%A6%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%EF%BC%86%E3%82%B7%E3%83%B3%E6%82%AA%E6%89%8B%E7%8E%87%E3%80%8C%E7%99%BD%E3%81%8F%E3%82%93%EF%BC%81%E3%80%8Dmort/bddpkenjdopccldclkdcjaihiffkmlah
>>579324708Give it to me.
>>579324883We are reaching new heights of botcopeThis is distilled botcope
>>579324883Can't wait for botcoping loopers to say they're tenhou 10d tier because they got a 95 on mortal once.
>>579324883It's just more cope. It's more hopelesstrannyisms to feel like you're learning and doing things without actually improving your knwoledge or your understanding of the game.
>>579323378kek site doesn't even load on my win7 machinejust says my browser isn't supported lmaochecking the site it just look like they're running basic css shit
/mjg/ Pro Test:1) Name the following anons:>W*****n>F***g>C*****22) Name all anons whose name starts with R and ends with O:3) Name all individuals who are nicknamed "Frank":4) Name all league TOs and 5 different tourney TOs:5) List 10 teams from League 5:
In this specific 100 game sample size it said that I was st5+ so clearly I'm entitled to get to Celestial, it's just bad luck keeping me down
>>579325495if it was a real pro test it would be 10 teams from League 6
>>579325582Gomen ronnersTeam 17 (I STILL don't know what their theme was)Jackie Ch-FUCK!
>>579325495ntr bunnypedosprouti donut care about the rest
>>579325718two of those are from League 4...
>>579325582The /jong/ TeamThe Winning TeamTippersGomen JobbersKoromo no ChikanAlcoholics TeapotsCool DogzUNEXT PiratesShamiko
How the Number 0.473 proves Chinese Isn't a Language
Yellow adept here. I was taught that 2 heads = good. Does Mortal see something I don't to favor 5s so strongly? MAKA isn't so adamant.I also generally don't get the ryankan vs kanchan+pair choices correct from the bots' perspective. Having a ryankan at iishanten doesn't sound very good, but that's the only rule of thumb I know. Is there a trick to them, should I go read more books?
What are the perks of becoming an /mjg/ pro?
You now remember the Teapots
>>579326128You get to pee next to your name
>>579326072Kill yourseld Shouryu, OdinEdge, Re***o, and Flo***
>>579326128Dedicated schizo followers
>>579326083Higher chance of pinfu, also nakasuji trap on 4s.
>>579326083Read more books, ryankan-ryanmen iishanten has equal acceptance to keeping two heads, though sometimes you would keep the two heads if you could call for tenpai (not in this case). Keeping the ryankan maximizes your odds for Pinfu
>>579326083It's not that bad since you can get a nakasuji trap riichi on 4s
>>579326395Sounds like I'm overqualified
>>579326395
>>579326395The truth is out there...
>anonymous pee
>>579326605steve would never
IRL mahjong !
https://youtu.be/R5AlE90IWjIcynthia-6r.png
>>579326395my big sister once made me do this when i was little, was she actually secretly a meido the whole time?!
>>579324594i am /mjg/s strongest warriori skipped all the scoring questions because fuck that
>>579326321>>579326329>>579326413Thank you, I shall apply myself
You've been mahjong for over 5 years, and you STILL don't know all the rules by heart?
>>579326737She used that video to become a meido and now you can never become one...
>>579326901you can't learn scoring, it's impossible
>>579326901I've been playing mahjong for 6 years and I still don't know how to score.
>>579326901wrc made up their own dumbfuck rules as well
>>579326901>you can play mahjong for decades and not know the rulesWhat other game on earth is this ridiculously complex?
>>579326901You've been yourself for over 20 years yet you don't know yourself by heart?
I have have a basic understanding of the game and know a couple hands but what should i read/watch to level up? I dont know which tiles to discard. should I learn all the yakus? they get hard to remember. im stuck adept 3 almost expert 1, have been playing casually. I kinda know things like tanyao is better to go for than pinfu and kinda know when i should go for toitoi over chiitoi. or that i should go for a honitsu if i have two yakuhai for a better score. Sometimes I forget the terminology as well. I cant read hands off other players discards and I tunnel vision on my own hand just trying to get tenpai. I feel like ive gotten better at knowing when a tile is an unsafe discard, ive been getting ron'd less. And I always discard honor tiles on haipai, dont know if this is good or not. Any tips/advice?also, how do you beat beachside cabana phase 15? I cant get enough money off the customers.
>>579327164any tabletop rpg
>>579327198Just buy gold room and put everyone there what the fuck were you spending money on
>>579327198DunnoIgnore room preferences, just put them in the highest paying room
>>579327198your absolute best beginner tip is understanding five block theorythere's a section in RB1 you can check if you don't know about it
>>579327198Just practice efficient hand building with the trainer and learn how to fold, don’t bother trying to read hands since you’ll be unable to do so without solid understanding of efficiency . For the mini game unlock the higher rooms and crank up the table fees
>>5793254955)clown team 1clown team 2hacker team 1hacker team 2police team 1police team 2cunny teammonty python teamvampire teamchuuni team
>>579327198You can learn all of the yakus and terms gradually by seeing them in-game and looking them up on the riichi wiki after the fact. You can get a better sense of what to discard next by reading the basic strategy guides on the repo, practicing in the euphorys efficiency trainer, and reviewing your own ranked matches with MAKA.
>>5793254952 is a trick, they're all the same anon
What did she mean by this? She plays Stripjong with her dad?
I like to drink coffee and I always win by closed hand ron.That's why they call me menzen kaf-ee!
>>579327381oh, ill try this. i didnt know room preference didnt really matter.>>579327345these are all the staff i unlocked and i have them maxed out with a 3 clock wait time.
>>579327912>no tan lines
>>579327912sex with this sporty girl
>>579327912>>579328079>>579328060I told you you need to be short haired and brown to be a tomboy
>>579328025staff unlock uses a different currency I assumed you struggled because you didn't have gold room unlocked or at kax feealso put horse lady in gold room that way everyone can visit there without issue
>>579328305No you don'tI'll kill you
>>579327942idgi
