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>>579322010DFC DFC
Can you shill me or not shill me Laurelei?
Anyone got a good late borrow loop onto Ryan/Spe/Rudof?
Reminder that every money you spend in the game it helps fund the Mayano Top Gun anime
Fuji Kiseki
>>579322152Why would you roll on the less sexy long focused late surger
>>579322152I couldBUT I WON'T
>>579322152you mean this dyke?don't pull for her. only anons who haven't talked to women irl think she is a for you umashe isn'tshe just likes to teaste you the same way as curren, but not as sultry, and it is clear there is no hints of anything more than the trainer-trainee dyanmic
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>579322152she's a good girl who keeps her cheer even if the world wants to kill heralso I don't know if I should say this but lately I've been feeling like someone is staring at me like a piece of meat but thay's just me haha
>>579322419i love this older woman
>>579322463soulful team
rebuilding my ryan stores1 million fans per ryan, as she deserves
Tachyon LOVE>>579322172With dirt/mile sparks? What whites? I can try looking for something if you have something specific in mind
who /young and free/ here
Best skills to fish for a Ryan parent? Wanna start my clanking loopfarms if today's results get me A
>>579322509beautiful
sleevejob from the right hand demon
a cute
>>579322152she can't grill meat to save her life
>>579322379Very evil...
>>579322463very nice
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R
Anyone else have no clue what to doI suppose I'll wait until after CM starts to see if I need to do any last adjustments
>runaway suzuka fucking dies out of the gate and starts the race in 4th placeHuh?????
>>579322671I want to figure out how to play 2player Snake using the infrared connection of our cell phones with her.
>>579322561Uma StanRacing Spirit skills (all of them)Nimble Navigator
>>579322010Is it just me or is Cafe's plank body oddly erotic?
i just realised the ssky who's been winning pretty well doesn't even have groundwork let alone dd pp
End Closers are not built for this scenario, man>Gold Ship can restrict your training whenever she feels like it, potentially crippling your token income>Taishin has an unavoidable mood down and practice poor before Kikuka Sho because she's a retard>Tama is forced to race in the scenario that discourages extra racing
>>579322759>>579322747GO AWAY DANHAUSEN
>>579322887thanks didn't noticehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=jaLjBGnDfqYOPpKrIPFdcMkW27132384
>>579323013Just get a lucky gate draw and mog every tryhard front that bought gorillion skills.
wahey
>>579322152she's a brianfag
>>579322953>all spirit skillsGuess it'd be a good idea to train her on URA then?
>>579322785If you’re satisfied with this CM, and your loops are in an OK place, start improving your grandparents for next CMIf you want to shore up your loops, or are not confident in where they are, use your borrows on improving your dirt lines and GGPs
Why is curren so erotic while being so pure and wholesome?
>>579323013lane exodia is a gaslightor you aren't facing many good fronts, which is the ideal situation for sky when she doesn't have to try hard for a free angling
>>579323098>Gapped by the 'capIt can't be helped...
>>579323238Only two of the spirit skills (stamina and power) matter gwocho
>>579323035>Tama is forced to race in the scenario that discourages extra racingthis one isn't so bad, she still only has ~10 objectives, pretty standard.
Is the carats spreadsheet legit or just cope?
I hope you reach your goal in CM, Anons. This is mine.
No more mejiros...
>>579322152you will be the only laurelfag to have actually read her story!!
Kitasan was literally said to be the perfect racehorse during his active daysbought for cheap, handsome, well behaved, never had any injury, was really good at everything (speed, acceleration, stamina) although never excelled in anything he was so perfect people began smearing his name by spreading rumors like "he only wins because the JRA rigs his gate placement" and "all his gen is weak so his record means nothing" which is said about every big winner out there, yet they didn't want him to stop running so he could continue gaining more moneyeven at mating he's a machine, with all his children having a sturdy body in comparison to the glass-legged horses that die at age 4 that were so popular from the mid 2010s to mid 2020s
>>579323337It is accurate in that it will only ever underestimateIt cannot account for your own menhera episodes or dickpulling though
>>579323337if you manage to luck shit 90 carats a day from career and TT, then sure it's legitotherwise, turn off that option to have a safer bet on your carats
>>579323337I say cope but so far it's been mostly accurate for me, but I doubt it's possible to get 600 pulls from today to mejiro banner
>>579323098still 3/9 please respond
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eoBDGe0ZnmgWhich uma was dumb enough to not realize she was born?
>having a good run>multiple S sparks>senior year starts>tissues into slacker event into bad song rng into no friendship training on summer into failing a training with a ridiculously low failure %Thank you grand live. Very cool.
>>579323315the rest are good, just not as good. I wouldn't go out of my way to try and get the others anyway.
>ywn have a gyaru uma daughterwifetraineewhat's even the point of living
>want to start a clanker run>so used to it that I didn't realize I forgot to click the independent training tabGuess I just got... Auto'd?
>>579322152Star Blossom is so bad it has been out for like 4 years and I still couldn't tell you much about Laurel other than she loves Brian and has a mischievous side
>>579323427look at this granny go
>>579323337accuratejust don't overstep your snacking, because that sheet is pretty exhaustive, even if it still overestimates a little. If you're out even for the sheet's estimations, it's actually over
>>579323392gooooru inher umanko
>>579322539the clock is tickingthe future (and my hairline) are receding
>>579323628Hang in there. The combined banner in December will have so many gyarus that we'll have excellent odds of at least one of them making it into reality.
>>579323392HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>579322539There is no freedom at the USPS also I'm getting random pains in my hands and my knees.
>>579323334Yeah but that's still a major hit to token economy which makes her a really bad option for this scenarioHopefully the next scenario will be better for her
I didn't know smart falcon had a cameo in this event
>>579322953>>579323315nta but where do you get racing spirit?
>>579323528https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=y8IWnyoKQNKzvrltuAVDgXhl23872009
>>579322561Nimble Navigator, Uma Stan, Full Throttle (late) or Risky Business (end), Racing Spirit Stamina, LS/EC Straightaways and Corners, Tail Held High, Slick Surge (late) or Straightaway Spurt (end)If you are going for distance-specific, then the applicable of Leap Forward, Sprinting Gear, Updrafters, Take the Chance, ScrambleRestraint is nice but better off on Dober.
I legit feel sad for the umas that got ruined by the avatarschizosthey're all genuinely nice girls
>>579323495>turned that option off>my entire plan that lasted until the Doto stam banner crushed>can barely get to Pasa speeduh oh
>>579324043I refuse to stop liking Chiyono O or Top Road. They are both very cute. We must carefully defend our hearts
>>579323971https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZT9v83_Q1FCez_s7kfKeBIIy89778127
>>579324007wheres that list from bwo
im the mayaschizo
>>579323971>Sweepy went outside for the umpteenth timeAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I NEED TO CORRECT THIS BRAT
>>579323675she doesn't even have a mischievous side in star blossom
https://files.catbox.moe/3w8ck7.webmbeen making a veteran parser maybe bigparser will see this and make parsers less shit
>>579324043almost none of the shit posted here is representative of the actual in game characters thougheverbeitfully
>Pace Hog with Determined Descent vs End Hog that wasn't lucky enough to get Downhill Speedster from sparksWho will win in CM19?
>>579324043If you let some attentionwhore faggots ruin an uma for you that's letting them win
>>579324043It's a matter of perspective, I was iffy about Iinchou until I saw the fanart of her crying ugly, she immediately became cute for my eyes
You don't have a lower win rate than a sloptuber, right?
>>579324043Personally I think it's good that it happened simply because I already hated one of those umas even before I knew there was some NEET shitposting with her.
>>579324384what sloptuber is this
>>579324243That's from my own tracking spreadsheet, but there is one circulating around that someone might haveI guess copy and pasting the cells also saved an image somehow
>>579324296hang ondon’t give up hope yetmaybe I can help you kids out a littlewith my uma info cards
>>579324043The only ones who got ruined is Mirako and NTR
>>579324238https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=t9IUaqEqbiiXjpb_1GbxHJgb17947226
>>579324259you are not yet needed mayaschizoyour time will come to crush dramafags when they get uppity
>>579324449pretty sure that's shitbirb
>>579324449WHO ELSE COULD IT BE
>>579324624>>579324607oh, don't know about him
>>579324624?? Am I supposed to know?
>>579324624I didn't know tikezo was on umatube
Am I dumb for not being able to consistently SS URA Finale?I'm just trying to get RS Pow/Sta
>>579324520https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hKtQ6tTEKhpYPns86MP_fGyZ82172036
REMINDER THAT STAR BLOSSOM >turned the Laurel love for Brian to the extreme at the point of making it annoying even for the biggest yurifag >gave 0 relevance to Chiyono, Mayano, and Marvelous >turned Bakushin into a dyke in the most forced ship the franchise has ever seen, only for Flight to end up as one of the least popular umas ever>did a terrible job at introducing Chitose, at this point of the manga she has done NOTHING other than break a leg and is already at her last race against Brian which she obviously loses>4 years and still couldn't characterize Laurel's trainer, to the point no one even knows how she's calledand many other sins
>>579324624I don get itbuy an ad I guess
>>579324764No, we cannot currently do that
tubeteens literally cannot comprehend not knowing all the sloptubers they follow by the sight of their oshi
>>579324764You're not supposed to get SS in URA. You just get those RS skills with shit quality and get on GL for SS
shart blossomamirite?
>>579324813uh oh I'm feeling like reading it now I thought it was angggst but if it's yuri annnggst then that's kino
>>579324775
>>579324669>>579324735>>579324762>>579324857lightning bird aka zapdos is /ourguy/ thoughbeit
>>579323495It's not just careers and TT bwoIt's for the random main missions, TT ranks (500 carats per rank), character stories after 4th one and archive levelsJust getting from SS rank to UG9 rank gives you 7500 carats
>>579322971I found it interesting when she (seemingly very stupidly) recruited Urara for her riddle-solving contest team in that one event, and then later the story actually addressed this by having her explain that she took Rice Shower and Urara, not because they're gonna help solve puzzles, but rather because they're so adorable that their mere presence will greatly boost the team's overall cuteness, increasing its chance of winning (since the teams were also being judged on their charm, not just on their puzzle-solving success). She is a benign manipulator.
literally who
>>579323337I've been using it since last October, and it's been 100% accurate, if anything it undershoots. but it presupposes you play the game daily and 100% all events.
I really hope I don't need this in the finals...
>>579324783https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=L_AU9H2RZJXwizp-BNWRiuQD19251757
Soullessbros... What's happening... I'm watching the event, I accidentally turned the sound up on my phone and... I heard Helios rapping? I heard doto stuttering? I heard the gyarus cheering on shinko? What's this feeling in my chest, I'm... Smiling? It's... It's a SOVLFALL miracle!!!!
>>579323337it's pretty spot on on my end
>>579324912>>579324873god fucking damn itjust wasted 2 borrows and 2 hours of my time
>>579325043musuderb
>>579324971/ourguy/ is witGOD though
>>579324971Seriru is our guy thoughbeit, and apparently Rae is ourgirl but I don't watch women... Maybe he's /ourguy/ during a different timezone bwo
>>579324964the angst is extremely forced too but yeah, it has a lot of yurislop
>>579324343Pace wins because End will not proc any other accels (they will be in 3rd place due to 6 debuffers)
>>579325151>>579325157not since he tried shilling xogger inherithe's even doing it again for cm19
Damn i need to read manga to know who i likeIs there only starblosom?
>>579324043indeed haha, a curse on all those sinister frauds trying to sway people into supporting something phony, like feng shui for example. In places like Tomakomai, that and those "types" don't exist as they're too busy enjoying the beautiful landscape, fish markets, and catching a hockey game. Or so I've heard
>>579323924she's no worse than Oguri or Suzuka or Bourbon. Pretty much all umas have ~10 objectives. Tamamo's are actually better because you can choose to race on bad training days in your G1 arc. Mayano and McQueen have less,objectives iirc, but they are not very strong so they're rarely trained for CMs
>>579324971I got that guy in my recommended some time ago and literally all his videos are 50 minutes yapfests over powerpoint slides, do people really listen to that shit?
>>579325157Seriru is ourfraud
>>579325126a good 2 blue/pink hit with the skills on direct parents/gp is all you need. Loopas is a stupid thing to want immediate results from
>>579325256his xog inherit is like his groundwork pasatoo high iq for the witlets
>syboli kris S stamina releases in FOUR (4) days>the only source for Lose Yourself/Claw Forward for an entire year which is an essential late-surger acceleration for longs>it isn't for another THREE (3) years that the essential, long-specfic acceleration for the most meta style appears again on a stamina card>ZERO (0) discussion about the card on /uma/pathetic.
>>57932510433172519https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yY0HHzV8kWt1zhgvlg8F57sv
>>579325281It seems like there are a lot of mangoes or something, I dunno I just play the game:https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ljx1tm/what_is_the_manga_read_guideorder/
>>579324971Which shit hole did you come from? /ourguy/ was always witgod although he's kinda of a miss lately, anyone disagree are the VFtrannies
>>579324813I'm not the type to start screaming and crying and throwing up when I see yuri (implied or not) but making a character as bland and uninteresting as laurel and then putting so much emphasis on how she feels about brian as if anyone would give a fuck was certainly an interesting decision. I miss the 1988 gen.
>>579325157Seriru got gigabricked around this time so be careful
>>579325097This flow cannot be stopped.
>>579322527Just a bunch of generic whites for lates (umastan, pedal etc) and med skills, preferably with stam on its sparks.
>>579325007>kind>and manipulativeCurren is magic, simple as. Yes, she's being calculating and manipulative. Yes, she has a wholesome, good heart. No, these traits do not mutually work in 3DPD ningen women, praised be 2D.
>>579325406borrow-core, already settled
guys...
>>579325406Long is front territory anyway
>>579325443You do NOT have to be a tranny to enjoy the video game series Virtua Fighter, and moreover, that game series has nothing to do with Umamusume and should not be mentioned here to begin with.
>>579325281you have Cinderella Gray (giga kino)Star Blossom (doomslop full of forced drama and yuri)umameshi (silce of life where nothing happens)and that golshi comedy comic where she's a toddler
>>579324983isn't it better to see those as bonus carats? so that when you check the calculator, you'll be pleased by the increase in estimated carat count instead of dooming over the estimate going down every day due to no active random missions and shit
https://poal.me/ebd9hihttps://poal.me/ebd9hihttps://poal.me/ebd9hi
I think what this guy means is that the zapdos tuber is literally /uma/ like he reads the threads and puts our shit posts in his videos
>>579324043no one was going to like NTR even without an avatarfag being assosciated with her.
>>579325256it works tho, I even did that for smaru last time on mediums and it was pretty good
>>579325007she just wants to love others as much as she wants to be loved in return
>>579325572SHUT the FUCK UP Rice Shower
>>579324043Yeah, it's really hard for me to like Chiyo and TopRo like before
>>579325635cingrey i watched as anime
Your future wife
>>579323723Creek would 100% do this
I started playing near release and have never got a plat
>>579325409https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=njuyG3CDZ8s1ErQr-KUots3I56815863it's time
>>579325678i used to liked topro because i thought she pretty in RTTT...
>>579325406sounds like borrowcore to me
>>579325650Depends on how much you play but for me the estimate is always lower than what I actually get even with that box checked
>>579325770time for what?
>>579325665You are a dumb faggot
>>579325697that's the definition of whore btw
>>579325665>already vandalized can't you stupid fuckwits leave SOMETHING alone?
>>579325672post an example of him showing /uma/ shitposts, maybe he's /vm/a coded and you're stealing that valor
oooouuugghhhh i'm looooooooooooopin'
>>579325635what about umayuru
>>579325406>bro roll for this very, very, very specific support or you don't enjoy the gameplay who cares about long races nigga
>>579325857why?
>>579325678Don't use my fat wife to shitpost about my other fat wife.
>>579325736early into the game =/= effort put into CMs
>>579325770https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=CRK06FsX_Mlg_Eelecfx6aO_92682290
>>579325406I dont play late cuckers and even if i did i'd just borrow
>desire to burn selectors and rainbow crystals on 1LB Niceu Nature and 1LB Mr.CockBalls risingsomeone gaslight me into bricking my account.
>>579325406You don't pull niche card it's the whole reason people recommend pulling the same core cards so you can borrow any distance flex
>>579325635big ogli titties...
>Comedian Nobuyuki Tsuchiya has related a story where Curren Chan incidentally almost wrecked his marriage.>A fan of the horse, he once had a dream in which he praised her. Speaking in his sleep, he made comments like "Curren Chan, you're so good." >Tsuchiya's wife, however, mistook 'Curren Chan' as the name of another woman and reacted with hostility until he could clear the misunderstanding up.
>>579325902I can't because I never watched I'm I also forgot vma existed, shikata ga nai
>>579325406>long>where accels are so weak that pisces had competitive groundworklet fronts just load up on heals and velocity nigga
>>579325871i think a whore is someone who sells her body not what that anon was saying
Horse-training jargon lore
>>579326038the scary falco…
Oguri ate my cummies
>>579326102I ticketed + crystal natie to 3LB and still got 3 crystals left by Ramonu
>>579326102just drop a 200 on the CB rerun
>>579325962You know why.
>>579326038https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=aLQDo7u5E4kmP1hb-hV6FJYQ>where's my dominator>oh i bought oyl like a retard88670439
>>579326102It is not worth bricking your account for Slick Surge now that Ruby existsMr CB gets a rerun with Creek
>>579326102Creek status?Because there is a Mr. CB rerun where you could get lucky
>>579326201ugh... foid moment
>>579326102NN wit is unironically really good to have if you ever train lates. OYL on a stick, gives you ramp up sometimes too, strong stat growth. Her event chain even has an event that heals conditions. CB on the other hand is pretty usable at 1LB.
>>579325725what the anime adapted is the best the manga has to offer but the rest is still really good, it handles secondary characters way better than any other uma manga or anime
>>579322463>couldn't make it to group AI'm sorry Machan...
>>579326379https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=2cC34GQXlXIqJy0s47xfvs0O21970803
>>579325871she's a whore for me
>>579326651Damn someone actually made a good falcon?
>>579326724vmaGOD
>>579326651https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PrafMkorTk-9MKk3V_LSnNjE60544703
>>579326724Its a guy from the other board, apparently the guy went 40-0
>>579326859https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=dAbwthsfkeAPBfPk11V8A1rw74339780
What's sex with Aston Machan like
>>579325534Practice Partner codesStamina, options are limited585466083 - Oguri340962382 - Ryan762516923 - RyanWorking on that as we speakI have a lot more under Speed or PowerSpeed932442017 - NYOpera613777571 - Dober742901424 - Spe161162168 - RudolfPowerRyan - 668903462Ryan - 583306218Excluded Turf sparks for the time-being
>>579327072unforgettable
>>579321152>>579321941>>579322971>>579326721>>579325697I wish I was Curren Chan and give cute blowjobs to my trainer
>>579326990But /uma/ said winrates do not matter
/v/ma was supposed to be bad at the game
Wrong summer event card!
>>579327034https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_5O1hhWKRUklyq2qNwrBW3Do15962958
TORECHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>579327359We all have our local shitters and good players
>>579327440https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=evWjxTrocVYSRwxcGeFouKLj69152417last
>>579322463Umazing.I really wanted to run this team in CM19 but I just have to run Dober.
reminder that the GL period has NO NEW SUPPORT WORTH ROLLING FOR after the release banner, let's have a recapwit Teio: mid and forgotten power Ruby: a card full of weak debuffs and a gold for late/end that only works sometimes and in distances late/end is barely played stamina Palmer and Kris S: two supports that seem useful until you realize you're only going to use them maybe 3 times a year, just borrow wit Oguri: same as wit Teio, mid and forgettablewit Sweepy: another sweepy card that is inferior to her SR version the only supports worth rolling for are the FM/Maru and CB/Creek reruns, save for strong umas like wolf Brian, white Kita, and whoever you like then move on
>>579327675https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pzCarG8Of_Oe5kJrBPf7tg66done for now
>>579327086the dober is pretty gud
>>579327716i have nothing to worry about then
>>579325118Me on the left..
>>579327958are you going to ditch seiun
>>579327716im children not literally mods don't ban me
>>579327716True and real
heyyouDoberfagsshow my your C.Dober buildI need a backup plan for pace-heavy room
>>579328009Taishin and Tamamo are not children
>>579327716wait why?
>>579324813>probably also avoided Rice Shower in Takarazuka Kinen
>>579322463My FUCKING heroes
>>579328075i saved 10 races that i'm gonna run her in now to see how she doesbut i might break and run a debuffer depending on how round 2 goes
>>579327786End mains are 100% bricked if they don't pull on the Sweepy + Chud banner
>>579324813sorry i only read chapters where banahyde appears
>>579325350Birb is pretty good since he basically summarizes everything you need to know without sounding like some retarded metafag expecting everyone to adhere to unreasonable standards. I just skip to stat requirements, inherits, and skills needed in his videos.
>>579328141But i am.
>>579327958Thanks for hosting bwo
>>579327716What if I don't want children?
What does Curren's boots smell like? They can't smell THAT bad after sprintslop. You're not running for that long!
>>579328334you think you have a say?
>>579328171they already skipped over Suzuka dying and put her in a wheelchair after a small arc for an NPC so they're 100% skipping that too
>>579327205smug
I got a better W.Finemocan't wait to try her out on Round 2
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>579327786pacegawds can kinda consider dropping a 200 on KS miracle
>>579328252ends aren't getting anything good until Orfevre comes out so if you're an end main right now better look for another style lol
>>579328334Don't worry, the other trainers will make sure her desires are fulfilled.
If this shit doesn't finish I'm gonna blow
>>579327205On my face while she sings opera songs
>>579327205this fucker is very cute. I'm a fan
>>579327786>save for traineesDon't be such a retard, of course there have been important supports in there.
>>579328487bwo short runs make you sweat like crazy she would probably reek
>>579328735surrender and run arima kinen for danchou
>>579324813I dropped it because it was just boring and Im not sure it was a right choice to make a manga about Laurel as there are many uma's with far more interesting careers
>>579328735I thought you stole my screenshot for a second>>579320001
GL made me hate my FM card
>>579328976Good, not even a good uma
>>579328976I'm not a pacekek so I can't relate
>>579328141She works out at her parent's daycare so it's fine
>>579328976I tried shelving her for Teio wit and somehow Teio feels much more comfortable despite having the same priority
i’m glad i mlbd neicha wit
>>579328897Crying_Vodka.png>>579328963well did it finish
I'm glad I impregnated nature
>>579329327_no
>>579328897I will quit the career and surrender to Creek's babyplay treatment instead.
>>579329252Not an agemasen
>>579328901but, if Bakushin is involved, it can't be boring!
>>579328976Thankfully I learned my lesson before her banner
>>579328976bitch I have to run gamba card while training Finemo herselfnigga just goes wherever she wants
>>579328887>she would probably reekHow heavenl- I-I mean, how disgusting! Blegh!
>>579328901I thought she was pregnant here
>>579328901Just boring is the best way to describe the whole manga. Laurel just has nearly nothing going for her as a character.
I only just saw we got an SSR selector. Having trouble figuring out how to spend it. I assume MLB Creek or 3LB Maru is the way, but are any of these other options worth it?
>>579326505I have a 0lb natie, is it worth a selector and rainbows to mlb it?I'm kinda tired of doing the whole front running autism.
>>579322862You missed groundwork and/or concentration and got a late start
>>579329679Creeku
>>579329679not really, it's just those 2
MANT is such a dogshit scenario to play, I don't get people complaining about GLI don't get how everyone in this thread didn't go insane playing MANT for more than a month
nishishi
>>579329485Bakushin has her moments and I am bit biased but she's far better of character than Laurel >>579329550She is carrying my child>>579329629Thats the fairest description I can give it but because its le heckin dark, redditors eat it up like its a masterpiece
are fronts good again next CM?
>>579329816A dogshit scenario for a dogshit uma, like mayano top gun. You should keep playing it
>>579324813>4 years and still couldn't characterize Laurel's trainer, to the point no one even knows how she's calledHole shit that's true. That just takes me back how masterfully they introduced Kitahara and his encounter with Oguri. It's another whole level of writing
>>579329816MANT is a hassle to playGL is a shit to playthey're both bad but I wouldn't go back to MANT
>>579329878No. Besides seiun sky.Only angling works as acceleration so you're kind of left out to dry. Paces get a free 0.3 accel with descent.
>>579328976idk i kinda like it it's the only reason i'm not ending with 800 wit
>>579329816I rolled MLB Fuku so I was able to tolerate MANT longer than most. Now GL sucks because I don't have wit nature.
>>579329506bwo just run Fuku, CB, or, god forbid, Sirius
>>579329679nothing better than Creek or Maru. Maru is 99% full power at 3lb, so if you main fronts go for her. Creek is the best stamina card by a lot, but she's only used in medium-long CMs so she can often be borrowed
>>579329878bourbon for her recovery ultsmaru works too but you lose using her cardangling and scheming uma if you can get literally everything a front can get
>>579329878They're okay this cm and total shit in the next one
>>579329816i did 1 career a day and literally gave 0 fucks about CM. If auto was a thing i wouldnt even have played it past the first playthrough
>>579329747If you have wiggle room in your pull plan and are looking to fully respec, look into the Air Groove Wit / Brian Power Banner
useless card that does nothing
I really fucked up the stam on the other 3. And I ran the wrong Sei in these practice rooms. Well, whatever.
>>579330297Don't do this
>>579329816The people who like MANT the most are NEETs who play game for 10 hours a day and have no other interests, hobbies, or even investment in Uma itself outside of numbers and PVP autism. I know like 3-4 people who are all like this.
>>579330315but enough about FM
>>579330315but enough about wit fine mo
>>579330315lucklet cope
>2 high rank end xogs with deboofs>one with double speed, another with neicha>Still loses to my sovl pacer teamThis strat is a monument to mediocrity.
>>579330297Alternatively, wait for the Air Groove Wit / Eishin Flash Speed rerun in the next scenario
>>579330315>gives you tokens>reduces energy costs and failure chance>heals you>moods up>gives free green>sucks your dickliterally the perfect card
>>579329816MANT was long and tedious but consistent, even with bad shop RNG you could still make some runs workGL is short and irritating, you're incentivized to do nothing but speed training due to the high cap but that completely fucks over your token economy
>>579330315Oops, sorry guys, used the wrong image
>>579330315yeah but those cheeks
>>579330315Thats not FM gwochaho?
>>579324813Worst of all is that this is a bimonthly comic (with occasional delays)
>>579330490No, this is too late to roll on a secondary wit / tertiary speed card
>>579330498>sucks your dickdoes it? really?
oguri fuck as in plap
>>579330540Fixed that for you
>>579329816I just scraped by with 1 career a day. It was exhausting
Since everyone is will be using end xoguri and probably debuffers wouldn't things get crowded? Is Pace xoguri a decent alternative?
I purposely do this in front of Scarlet with the hopes that she will an hero
>>579330315drunk sexkissinghand holdingnakadashipaizurihotdoggingmating pressgoing to goofy idol concertslap pillow>>579330540hotdogginghand holdingkissingnakadashichatting about umas all nightramenlovey-dovey sex
>>579330661SHE'S IN THE SOUP
>>579330625Can confirm. Light Hello is the perfect onahole.
>>579330661ohhh she's in the soup now
She can tell how a goat is feeling.
>>579330661she's in the ramen? wtf
>>579330315dont shay that...
>>579330873She is the goat.
>>579330716>using Uokka to get to Scarletshameful display.
>>579330805once again tits do not fucking slosh
>>579330873She can tell how Oguri Cap is feeling?
>>579330946
cows love her
>uma wins G1>LH immediately tries to seduce her trainerWhat a bitch
>>579325406any late specialist already planned their pulls such that this card will be borrowed, it's a good card for only a single distance, perfect for the borrow slot>b-but I need to borrow Neicha/Goddesses/Ruby/whateversounds like a (you) problem lol....
Is speed at 1183 glue if I have mile S?Literally every friendship training was great but speed.
Don't forget to grab your Dober pieces
>>579331097MILF Ayabe..
>>5793311644 months ago anon...
>>579331164Considering people are going for 1400 to cap for speed yeaUnless you got amazing accels
>>579330705Just get nimble
Bro why can no one agree on thisI was literally told by this thread uma2 is fine as a 4th because festive still gets half effectiveness from itNow witgod is saying it doesn't work
>>579331164yuppers
Feet.
>>579330783>no leg locking>no nail digging/clawing at my backwatch yourself, you are teetering on gay
>>579325406>Longsloppa
>>579330906ayoo this cryer kinda thicc tho
>>579331164zgwo the bare minimum with mile S is 1400 these days, and even then you'd need some greens to make up for it
I doubt Mirako would be a good mother
>>579331097dogshit list by the way!!!
>>579329878Witgod said from now on fronts will be pretty much bobo and nothing else. Going by that its probably not looking good for fronts overall in the future. I love them, I really like suzu too, but the whole checklist shit is getting time consuming, and outright annoying with 30tp/career, when other styles are low cortisol.
"I'm in the soup" is kino dialogue and the best way to differentiate an actual player from a twitter larper who thinks all characters should sound like google translate and all localizers should die (most deserve to)
>>579331410Feet.
>>579325406doesn't it get replaced after like 1 long CM by Manhattan wit?
>>579331097Do you make these shitty tierlists yourself or do you steal them from twitter?
>>579331097Weird, I feel a need to impregnate every uma in the awful piece of shit category.
>>579331530why?
>>579331374The last time someone asked this here they literally drew a line over the distance U=ma2 activates and said it would be worse than other recoveriesIt is not fine, don't go for it
>>579331374GOOD THING THAT THE GAME HAS TOOLS FOR YOU TO TEST IT YOURSELF, RIGHT?
>MANT could fuck me over with bad shop rng>GL can fuck me over with bad song rng, training rng, training that doesn't give me the right performance points, almost mandatory pal card, and preventing me from getting certain epithets because an anti-racing scenario was surely a great idea in a racing gameMANT was miles better than GL
>>579331596h-hot
>>579331590Yeah I like the way they localized Yeppers.I do have problems with the Eishin, Bobo, and Cafe stuff but that's a battle that feels nearly impossible to win
>>579331596
>>579331732
>>579331727>cherrypickingif you didn't have rainbows in every day during summer senior trainings in MANT, your run was 100% bricked
phew i'm safe as long as no one post Hishiama's feet
>>579331446How about you leglock me and claw at my back, BITCH
>>579331704I thought the idea was it goes off early so you get half effectiveness, but its still fine to have a 4th for the sake of consistency since pase chasers get so many accel options this CM?Like you guys gotta remember right? the whole thread was talking about this just a day or two ago, I don't live here but it was going on for hours
>>579331097>this thing >great mother
Good light friends!!!
Fuck Dober
I'm always surprised by Still-in-love being flat and bakushin having fat ass tittiesthey should be swapped
>>579329816play?
>>579331097hallucinations are a wonderful thing
>>579332084I MEANT GOOD NIGHT!!!
>>579332149t. man
>>579332157Bakushin's Bakushin is stored in her Bakushins
>>579331097Creek would dote on her kids too much
sex dober
>>579332157Still is meant to appeal to me so that makes complete sense
>>579331374>>579332012Just b urself. Use it if you think it works. Don't if you don't think it works. Witgawd doesn't control your account anyway.
>>579331910
>>579331872>no cute polishinto the bin they go
>we're back to WAAAAH GL IS BAD hoursjust use 3 speed 2 wit LHthat's fucking itthe mode is comfy as fuck after that>B-BUT THIS BUILD NEEDS>B-BUT MY STAM GUTS OR POWER CARDTHREE SPEEDTWO WITBIG TITTY HAGYOU USE SPARKS TO OFFSET THE THING YOU'RE BITCHING ABOUTHOW HAS THIS SCENARIO BEEN OUT FOR LIKE MONTHS AND YOU GUYS DONT GET IT YET
>>579332084Sleep tight babydachi
>tfw your suzuka wins in a double runaway room
>>579331097blast onepiece would force you to breed until she rolls a human son
>>579332387*spurts*
>>579331097I won't have my brat wife slandered like that
just b urself posters have to be some of our top 3 worst, like what are they even contributing to the threadboyumafags, club drama fags and burself fags probably the top 3 of "thread instantly skyrockets in quality if dead"
uhm, my rights?
>>579332559just bee urself and post whatever
>>579331097>3 in great mothers>1 in not terrible mothersDamn, almost perfect.
>filter max followers>go to follow person>max followersCHRONOGENESIS YOU FUCKING COCKTEASE
>>579331562Making Still into a mother of AT LEAST three.
>>579332559just be yourself bro
>>579332559just bee yourself
munch her cunny fuck it taru
my favorite roommate duo
>>579332410you can also train stam/power during summer trainings when the facilities are lvl 5you are going to have lvl 5 speed and lvl 5 wit all senior year, so if you have good trainings on power/stam during summer you should take them if you need those stats
>>579332559you can just ask us to post boys. it's not that hard to the point where you need to make bait posts for it.
>>579332497Ohoho, the parent becoming deeply distressed when her child is stolen by superpowered aliens, how adorable
>>579331164we were making 1200 speed uma in cm1 hope this helps
round 2 warmup rooms?72499807>7249980772499807
just pee yourself
who cares about 3 flat sp
>>579333094doing those eyes is racist
I saw Grass Wonder order biscuits and gravy for breakfast at the Tracen cafeteria. She begged me to keep it silent but I feel like I have to share this with the world seeing how Japanese she’s been acting as of late.
Bros I have been fapping so much the past week, never thought I'd fap more at 36 than I did at 19, I'm not sure humans should have been given the power to generate sloppa, it's just a constant sexual dopamine overdoseCurren chan suddenly has giant tits? yupSuper creek suddenly flat and embarased? yeSmart falcon in the style of popular hentai artist of choice? right awaynice nature filled with so much cum she's lying on her back as an inflated cum baloon unable to move? instantly, from different angles evenking halo with a futa dong absolutely slamming a post-pregnancy copano rickey blasting milk everywhere? done and doneWhat's crazy is I'm a total ametuer to this still, it can only get better, god damn my balls hurt
See you all in B group finals! I'll be going there with my poorly made oshis!
>>579332559what's wrong with boys
tl;dr
>>579332961juan spot open still
>>579333286cute donkeys
We skip Teio Speed now, right?
Does anyone want to make out before CM?
>>579333286>>579322527
>>579333254I kinda feel bad for you but you seem like you're having fun. good for you actually. keep cranking that hog or something.
>>579333484Only if you stop posting AI slop.
Stay away...
My danchou isn't motivating us to grind on the last couple days
>>579333520Cute!
>>579333578Kys
>>579333484Only if you dress up like King Halo.
>>579333634he's checked out cause he has already been poached.
>>579333484you're just a nonny to me
>>579332961
retards
Kirkland Signature Miracle.
>>579333748its s t i l l open just saying
>>579333714But /Uma/Club is full
>>579333484I... I don't know how...
>>579324043>uma gets ruined by avatarschizo>he doesn't realize he's just another kind of annoying schizoBwo...
>>579332379>>579331562>>579331097>BROO THE YANDERE WOULD BE A BAD MOM SHES SO EVILabsurdly female-coded postyandere has always been the fakest fucking thing because it doesn't work in this world of ultra-lonely men because the entire problem is solved by simply loving them back>N-NO BRO YOU DONT GET A REAL YANDERE WILL LOCK YOU AWAY YOU WONT SEE ANYONE ANYMOREAnd? Do you know how many people don't have any loved ones OR friends these days? To those people having a life with an absurdly obsessed GF and nothing else would be a colossal upgrade
>still 2 days before dramaNooo...
>>579332940LOGO IS MY TYPE
I've fallen for propaganda for an uma who won't release for 5 years, how do I cope
>>579334014Wait
>>579333596Is that fucking Blue Archive Rio slop?
>>579331575I've been maining fronts since February when I rolled Bourbon (and summer hag spooked me on the all-uma banner), but the amount of effort needed to make them competitive in A finals is just patently unfair, compared to other styles. >groundwork>3 greens>dd/pp>slate of whites>capped speed, wit, almost capped power>distance S>all the current meta gold skillsdo ALL of that and you may just barely win plat. Fail one of those items, and you're practically guaranteed B finals, and you'd be lucky to get that. Pacer/lates/ends just eat fronts alive right now. And apparently it doesn't get any better, ever.
>>579334056paizuri slave.
>>579334056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kntvNJmpw1U
>>579333906I want to be able to post topro and chiyo without being called names. I want to have OPs with them without an immediate counterbaking sperg. You are in a community, like it or not, and the community is tainted by dramafags
>do auto run running Tiara>no Dober pieces afterwardsWhere are my Dober pieces
I wonder what they're talking about
how do you even build long TT umas in GL
>>579333914kinda funny timing on this post because I just finished a yandere doujin that actually had a happy ending because the guy was a pathetic loser and realized "wait this is kind of awesome" and started loving the girl backgranted she did kill some guy who was bullying the protag but hey, he never found out
39748541>3974854139748541
>>579333876i was a kissless (pecks don't count) virgin until i successfully tricked a low self-esteem having, community college qt3.14 into dating me and, let me tell you, kissing is easy. sex is also easy. it's all so fucking easy.
>>579329878Fronts haven't been good ever since Hog dropped.
>>579334014get a VPN and you'll only have to wait for half a year.if RNG doesn't cuck you out of it, that is.
>>579324043are we really pretending the chiyoposter is even on the same level of annoying shitposter as V
>>579333914She would get mad at me for ERPing with Umama even if I explain to her that Umama is man
fuck this gay ass scenario wake me up on the next one
>>579334312>thread personality fag with 0 shametrust me, you deserve no woman's attention, ever
>>579334193Post it and ignore the fags (what I do)Counterbaiting shit is already a staple of /uma/, nothing to do because we literally lost to the terroristsI'm not part of any community, I'm a shitposter, and so should you. This is fucking 4chan retard
>>579333914schizos dont tend to be good with childrenyou can maybe make a case for high functioning psychopaths but still in melty isnt that
>>579334341I wish I knew a girl as nice as Helios back when I was in school.
>>579334014dying is ok
>>579334390I know, every date I went on ended horribly
>>579333714is that why he legalized flatlining today?
>>579334287I mean I'd bring up stego but I don't really like her that much
biggiejiggie complete, normal jiggies resuminghttps://jiggie.fun/EqFg4W>https://jiggie.fun/EqFg4Whttps://jiggie.fun/EqFg4W>https://jiggie.fun/EqFg4Whttps://jiggie.fun/EqFg4W
>>579324043teioposters actually make me like teio now i think it's hilarious when someone posts her
>>579333914Still in Love looks like the type of mother that would strangle her kids with an exercise rope.
>>579334464I love hags but this one seems like the kind you have sex with on the side just for fun and ACTUALLY makes it solely physical and entertaining instead of a woman melodrama that will inevitably blow on your face
what the FUCK is an "exercise rope?" you mean a jump-rope, you fat FUCK?
Wouldn't a yandere not even want kids?That's just a new thing that could potentially take time away from her obsession
why are you guys always so upset about something
16034428>1603442816034428
>>579334464I dance like this.
>>579334464
I fell for the "1LB ssr smaru is enough if you don't train fronts" gaslightThe lack of 30 mood effect bonus and low speciality prio seriously hinder the card for me
