>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>579273309
>>579343869This one
New 'balhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capjtJ2juiA
>>579343869I prefer Undertaker to mystery meatcluse, so this is the one.
Aryan thread
gg goat slopstop making multiple threads
Previously on /erg/ball-Z >An anonymous user playing with a shield and straight sword dared to suggest they were having a rough time in PvP. Instead of anything resembling functional advice, the community immediately formed a circle to tell them to learn how to parry, powerstance, or just throw their weapon in the trash because “straight swords are rough” unless you are a master of the universe. >A truly spectacular display of basic cognitive failure occurred when someone asked how a brand-new player was supposed to intuitively know that White Mask Varré wasn’t a hostile enemy. This sparked a flurry of responses aggressively explaining the revolutionary concepts of “not locking on,” “standing still,” and “having spoken dialogue” to someone who apparently plays video games with their prefrontal cortex completely detached. >The thread completely derailed into a toxic, paranoid puddle after a few users allegedly uncovered the real name, Twitter account, and general geographic location of a regular poster (“druggie”). The subsequent responses alternated between creepy basement-dwellers plotting minor real-world “jokes” and standard internet tough guys posturing about who has the worse real-life identity crisis. >A group of fragile PvE wizards collectively wept over adjustments made to the Gravitational Missile spell, prompting a multi-reply argument about whether the spell was genuinely broken or if its effectiveness simply relied on their opponents being entirely brain-dead.
>>579344019they're both pretty awful. the other one has the correct links but they both have shitty gooner pics
>>579343869Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>579343869Why is she like this?
>>579344757>hyper armorYou can break all his attacks with great weapon R2s. It doesn't have to be immediately intuitive, you can intuit the solution with trial and error.
>>579345103He shouldn't have hyper armor before he slams his foot on the ground in the first place. So the solution you provided is moot. You're solving a problem that shouldn't exist.
>>579345243I just showed you he doesn't have hyper armor dumbass, it only poises through lighter attacks.>he shouldn't have poise I should be able to stunlock him with dagger R1s
Duchess should have a gun
>>579345438You're forgetting another aspect to the argument. Where I proved that if you attack him while he lifts his foot, he will not get stunned out of the attack. He will put the foot down. Even if it's the FIRST attack. So you can't say he's escaping stunlock.I see you want to get into the weeds of this topic again. But don't lose sight of the bigger picture. That even if you disagree with me on this one topic, that doesn't ruin my whole track record. Which would still be good, even *if* you could prove me wrong on this one issue.
>>579345438Oh, also, I'm ignoring all of your post now, because you called me a dumbass. Sorry, but I'm not going to give you all my time and energy if you're going to behave like a brat.
>>579344863>correct linksIt doesn't have ER patch notes. Not sure why timestamped artorias guide is there.
>>579345758Yes he will. The stomp has the same poise as the twister, which the R2 interrupted.
>>579345921>Not sure why timestamped artorias guide is there.How many more wipes will it take for it to be OP appropriate? He's killed hundreds of streaks at this point
>>579346104I think that's just for creasejeet and he won't watch or learn from a guide.
Real thread>>579343827>>579343827>>579343827
Look at the arrogance on this dumbass>>579345915
>>579343869My face is her gaming chair
Is this good enough to hop off beastslop
>>579346936>it's ok when I do it>>579346290Fooling no one award
>>579345915>dumbass got btfo and pussied out of the debate
>>579344107he's so cool...
>>579347067replace the first relic since evergaols are worthless
>>579347305What if I match with Shifty
>>579347304...said no one ever
Underplappers, we need to keep pushing
>>579348114see >>579348006samefag
>>579348148I'm just not gonna use a filterjanny thread. Sorry! I just won't is all.
>>579348321>filterjannyThat's a new one.
>>579348301uhm
why does greasy think he's good at the game?
>>579348861Because anything he struggles with is clearly bad game design
>>579348532nice inspect element, did your boyfriend make it for you?
I wouldn't worry about that other thread. janny will probably delete it
whats the other threads obsession with boc?
>>579350016Might be this one because it was made second, but if you check the timestamps the other one was made before 750 >>579343864
feeling yurmy
vitty, post the BBK video
sell me on horse armor DLC
where fatrun?
>>579350837It's basically a donation to miyazaki saying you want more eldie ring
>>579350837Yes. Buy the Horse Armor DLC.You’re out there in the Lands Between on Torrent, getting sniped by ballistas, yeeted by tree spirits, and turned into paste by every oversized bastard with a greatsword… while your noble spectral steed is still running around looking like he just rolled out of a peasant’s barn. That’s not immersion. That’s a crime.Here’s what the Horse Armor DLC actually delivers:Actual protection for Torrent.** No more watching your ride get one-shot while you’re mid-air. He tanks more. He lives longer. You dismount less like a clown and more like a demigod who planned this.Looks that slap.** Multiple armor sets: elegant Erdtree knight barding, grim Omen-style spiked plates, clean Carian royal regalia, even a cursed scarlet rot version that leaves a trail of petals and despair. Your horse finally matches the drip you spent 80 hours farming for.New animations and presence.* Torrent doesn’t just gallop anymore—he *arrives. Armor clanks. Cape (yes, there’s a cape option) billows. Enemies actually react. Suddenly the spectral steed feels like the legendary mount of a Tarnished who might actually win.It makes the whole game feel richer.** Every ride across Limgrave, Caelid, or the Land of Shadow becomes a statement. You’re no longer the guy on the naked ghost horse. You’re the legend whose horse has better fashion sense than half the bosses.Skyrim players still cope about their horse armor to this day. Elden Ring players can finally ascend past that trauma and get the superior version—one that actually matters in a game full of things that want both you and your horse dead.Torrent has carried your ass through god-killing, rune-hoarding, and more humiliating deaths than you can count. The least you can do is put some armor on him.Do it. Armor the horse. Become ungovernable.
>>579351014Here
>>579351210lmao
Sonaf deals no damage, is it just an ash stick?Is Rellana's weapon better?
Someone did a lot of lying.I just started running a basic greatsword build, and this is the easiest these early sections have ever been for me.I always give some sort of magic to all of my characters, but this time I'm just playing the most "Elden John" character I can imagine.Sorcery runs are way harder than this.
>>579351634Worse actually, dual lgs sucks and you're better off infusing milady. The L2s are better for pvp though.
>>579351634it got nerfed a lot
>>579351719erm your vanguard xis?
>>579351719your carian slisaar?
>>579351719Strength builds are the true easy mode because posture is cheese-tier + they're low maintenance
When were you people going to tell me the great katana has a heavy charge attack dodge button cancel AND it leads into a backdash stab?
>>579352197erg said all new dlc classes have feints day 1 (I didn't check tho, maybe not all exactly)
>>579352176even dough wing of astel exists
Now that the dust has settled: Are red enemies really more aggressive or is it just a creasyism?
wing of asterr
>>579352421I haven't seen anything in his tweets about having a wife, wonder if he lied about it
>>579350167I doubt they’re paying attention that closely honestly>>579352760That’s almost certainly the case he seems like the type to do it
>>579352176Mages can buy impaling thrust from bernahl too, and have the fp to use it. And glintblades.
>>579343869>Both patch notes in the OPnice touch, although you can probably remove the NR notes since it's been 6+ months
>int builds cant stance bre-ACK
>>579353137
I just started two new characters recently, but now I have the Tarnished edition, and I want to try out a full playthrough with a DLC weapon.Anyone have any ideas for some good equipment combos? I like pairing every build with some form of magic or ranged option.
>>579353314funny seeing all the redcels use this after complaining about hosts being L2 spammers
>>579352068>>579352176>>579353137It's a bit funny how magic users get to be OP by relying on weapon arts and melee spells, but people still blame the magic for it.
>anything slower than a basic R2 will see you get caught.
>>579353305finna run this to use the sidearm parry buff. or with a colossal because an anon said it's stronger with blade of mercy.
>>579353385nothing new, I've seen plenty of invasion stre*mers complaining about L2 spam while spamming sword dance or flaming strike
>>579353614i guess that's not a dlc weapon, just a dlc buff... all the dlc weapons you an get at the start are just worse versions of sote weapons. you can rush radahn for leontiel but golden order flail is deep in leyndell. you could do cold reed great katana with storm blade.
>>579353614This build is shockingly close to one of the two characters I just started.All it needs is some dragon incantations instead of golden vow or blessing, and a different axe.
>>579353564Don't do this to creasy...
>two threadssimply epic
>>579353564c-cc?
cutting erg in half
>>579353897>faith with no gvowbut why
>>579347854Alt f4
>>579353614>right hand 2116Is this tranny builder bugged
>>579351719I don't really care. You can cut fuckers in half with a basic bleed dagger until you get to fire giant.
>>579347854Play the heolstor relic solo ironeye build and pretend it's a solo game because you'll be alone all run
>>579352760Rly?maybe he deleted it but I scrolled only like 5 posts down and he posted some pic saying "food from the wifey!" Or somethin
>>579353713is there an invasion streamer that isn't constantly complaining about something>>579354745that's with all the buffs goin. actually i'm FUCKING retarded because bloodsucking tear stops ritual sword from working. now wtf do i put there
>>579354224blame the filterfag for making threads before 750
>>579354224blame the threadshitters for making threads before 750
>>579352760Druggie is DOS, right? Because he pulled something similar a few threads ago
>>579355608druggie is not D0S
>>579355668Really? Cause they're both reddit spacing loreschizos
>>579354892I didn't see any but there's so much /pol/shit in his replies feed that you'd find it hard to see anything elseNo way this guy has a job.
>>579344107>>579353314Leontiels play a different game...
Anyone has a great katana build? I’m using the Reed Great Katana in my new playthrough .
j33 is live
>>579356504who?
>>579355847He’s already admitted he doesn’t have a job he’s supposedly a stay at home husband
>>579356854Stay at home husband whose wife cooks for him?...
>2 threads up for 2 hours without either being deleted
I ditched the longsword for a claymore. Life's never been better.What else should I try on my guard counter build?
>>579356428I don't think it's possible to make a bad gkat build, literally any ash you want
>>579357173flail or hammer
>>579357173>>579357274forgot: 2h colossals are fun, too
>>579356428powerstance running attack build with spear tali
>>579351031Thanks chatgpt
>>579357173Black steel greathammer
>>579357665>coolest weapon ever functionally>looks fucking retarded
>>579357072This is the true thread.
>>579356854>>579356939Women with insanely low self-esteem always tend to take care of garbage subhumans like that. It makes them feel needed doing everything for some useless sack of shit.
>>579357665>coolest weapon ever visually>plays fucking retarded
a tale of two ergs...
>>579355394>>579355513It wouldn't be this way if it weren't for discord trannys.
even dough dis gennie was made after bump limit
>>579358269Dee da dee dooeee dedleleleledoeoeodoeoeodee yyeeeeehaw
>>579357274>>579357391>>579357665I hadn't considered going the 2h route. I know I'm missing out on a bunch of damage by 1h, but it's kinda what I planned for the run. I've played souls for a long time and block has never been a button I pressed.A good hammer is likely what I'll look at next. Currently only have the club and morning star. Recently I've been using an axe with/for strike damage. Tried a whip for about five seconds.
>>579358521Once you get the deflect tear from the dlc I think you can use deflects to guard counter
>>579358521Wait until you find out about thrusting shields
>>579358010where do I find a woman like this
>>579358573I've got a long ways to go. I'm doing a lot exploring. I didn't really plan a path and really only open up the wiki when I need a bell bearing or when I need to find a particular talisman. Atm I'm working my way through the Capitol so I can get to mountain tops for the next smithing bell bearing.
>>579351634There's no point in swinging SoNaF. You're meant to use it with Alexander's Shard + Rellana's Cameo. The Fire AOE will delete crowds, the magic laser is for single targets.
>>579358612Eh, I know two handing greatshields or thrusting shields can be pretty damn good, plus the bashing AoW. For now I'm doing the sword and board meme.
>>579357665Even outside of that hammer, greathammers are the best guard counter weapons by far. Almost colossal amounts of damage and stagger while being much faster and having half the weight of the average big weapon.
tendies... how you holding up?
>>579359397f-frames don't matter!!
>>579359397sovl vs souless
>>579359397>>579359481Didn't ps4 have 30 frames on bb? How did consoletards survive like this
>>579359539Prepare to Die Edition with mods to get the fps uncapped felt like a brand new game entirely.
we don't need frames or grass, chuddie
>Alexander's Shard + Rellana's Cameo + Godfrey's Icon + Spear TalismanI'm guessing this is the combo everyone is using with the new DLC sword to oneshot every boss? That's pure kekkery.
>>579359913spear doesn't work, all the L2s are standard damage not pierce.
math nerds what's the best stat spread + infusement + CGS for pure R1 damage? 2H talisman cragblade etc
>>579360094That's pretty stupid. Who decided that?
I have 3 unfinished eldie ring playthroughs. and one of them is doing the DLC RL1 0 scoobies which i havent touched in months lumaokek
>>5793601212h Bloodhound's Fang with a 54/80 quality build. You can also add bleed gear and Bloodflame Blade for the procs and dealing even more damage after bleeding something.
>>579360198(raughs)>>579360121for pure AR, strmaxxed fire beastman cleaver
boc
>>579358993>>579348006
>>579360802>that greasy greentextI randomly saw you whining about knights again and I don't like the OP putting his personal grievances in it. It's not that deep.
i hate you all
MMV?
>steel set + heavy knight starting class + greatshield buffs>suddenly I can carry around a giant shield + weapon, and have decent armor that doesn't look like a clownsuit at level 150Cool.
>>579361203How long does it take to set up? Be honest
>>579361203sure
>>579361095>don't like the OP putting his personal grievances in itthis is bad form in general. he'd get shredded in any other thread or board that isn't majority redditors.
Is there a chart or spreadsheet showing range values for all the new weapons?fextras comparison images dont even show sote weapons
>>579361392Not long at all, they've streamlined the setup but Nexus is pretty garbage to download from
>>579361392the download is the longest part because of nexus sharts
>>579361095Not your rapist sorry
no one said hello today...
>>579361724I'm replying to greasy's post through your crosspost.
2/3 MMV + more weapons
>>579361634>>579361203>Still avatarfagging.
>>579361983be kind, be sweet, be ginger and delightful
>>579359397That’s fucking parodical. I knew DB and ER were going to be two different beasts. All that time and it still turned out like this lmao.>>579361203Don’t post wives here.
>>579361773hello
>>579362054Avatarfagging is against the rules. Be kind to your fellow anon and stop avatarfagging.
I wasted $500 on a Switch 2 just to upload clips of me pubstomping in stormveil
>>579362212100% worth the money and inferior port, unironically
@nezuk@rellanatransgirl@fcerswheres the fc
>>579362212You can't cheat pots on switch2 though
wherr is birdos
>>579362613>xhe doesn't know
>>579361634Are you also using weapons mod
>>579363246MMV comes with it now. update your shit unc
>>579363246Yeah playing vanilla rn tho but we can queue later
>>579362672Give it a break bro. Also the guy who made all those graphics disappeared.
>>579364070another martyr silenced by the ergs
>>579364136I don't even understand why you guys still post dark souls generals images. Almost everyone from that era left or doesn't care anymore.
>>579364295Every single person here played dark souls.
>>579364295It isn’t “you guys” it’s one raped retard who can’t let go of his shithole general (that he killed) being gone just treat him as the asylum patient he is and steer clear of him or point and laugh at a distance either works
>>579364295it's a dramatic interplay of potent mystical forces beyond our understanding or control
>>579364445I almost believe and wish that was true, but I'd wager there's a few people here who have not touched any Dark Souls game and started with Elden Ring
>>579364647We are the ergieyogurts
>>579364647This is an unc general, the ones larping as zoomers are the oldest ones
>>579364647Doubtful.
>>579364295i've been here since it was /dsg/, i'm just not a namefag
SEXO
>>579365473Hola cerveza belleza yogini
>>579365473awooooooga
>>579362430FC status?
>>579366176too much izzat at stake for ergies
>>579366176I'll join if you start one
>>579362672>>579364445That's not what I'm trying to get at. Who in this general can raise their hand and say "Oh I remember this image hahah it's so funny good times" Most of the time nobody fucking responds to these posts. IT's just some old man speaking to himself.
>>579366176going to be at work tonight and I need to port my save from seamless
*BRAAAAAAAAPPPFTFTF*Yep, that last invader gave me so much gas it made such a gassy boy!
>>579362672Oh I remember this image hahah it's so funny good times
bonfire duelist vore inflation
>>579367454based
>>579366892sounds like he fucked your ass good if he pushed that much air up there.
g is still raping with grave missile
first playthrough and the carian knight sword has been carrying be so far, but i found the wing of astel and it is fun as fuark to use… lads what do i do
>>579368473Get a Magic Knight's Greatsword with Carian Grandeur instead.
>>579368473depends if you want easy or normal mode
Ehh is Rellana’s twin moons such fucking bullshit
jeet is still getting raped by random hosts in 1v1s*
>>579366892we know creasy, or should we say gassy?
rellana's moons...
Imagine if they nerfed “overpowered” spells by increasing their FP cost instead of reducing damage or tracking power Imagine if Stars of Ruin costed like 80% of your FP bar.
>>579369460So meowerful
>>579369460I really hate how the spell is just coomer meme bait and nothing more. I also hate how broken it is PvP wise.
cost* I’m still learning English
>>579369663you can use it to style on dancing lion and bayle on their jumpables
>>579369663You just don't understand spellblades. They play a different game.
>>579366776part of the humour i reckon
Why do people like the heavy knight with the curved greatsword? the free milady seems a bit more potent as a starting weapon.
>>579370040You can pair it with a second one or a BHF for early jump L1s. Except nobody does that and they're just goobers easily impressed with a starting great weapon not realizing it's shit.
>209 posts>other thread has 116 postsonce the j*nnies are alerted I think we know which thread they're gonna nuke lmao
It’s been 5 hours man I don’t think they care at this point
>>579370040The armor is cool. Not that it matters because you can get the armor and weapons from both pretty early anyway. Vagabond is still the best starting class just because you can't get that armor again until fucking Mountaintops.
>>579370425This is very important to her.
>>579369975The twin moons spell is cooler when a pure caster uses it. Rellana is the inferior wizard anyway. I killed her on my first try just by spamming Comet. Once again affirming the pedigree of Azur’s lineage of magic over that of the Carian wenches.
>>579368473Moonveil user here. That's all I have to say.
>>579370661Rellana is... weak?
queue?
>>579370868My mmv download cancelled without me noticing...
>noooo you can't just invade me, use off hand endure, and kill me, my two yellow faggots, and every blue retard with one stupid moon spell!!!!!!
>>579345915Reads like a bot post
>>579368358hot
>>579368358>>579371348This. That's hot.
Can’t people just jump Rellana’s moons?
>>579370836Doesn’t look like that
>>579371574Yep. Even in PvP. Problem is it just got buffed and people don’t realize how much larger its range is now. The third explosion in particular. People just stand there thinking they’ve avoided the first two until they get hit with the third one. It also has hyper armor and procs even if interrupted. It’s absolute bullshit.
>>579369663>I also hate how broken it is PvP wise>slow spell that leaves you a sitting duck for 5 secondsIt's basically a suicide button.
I haven't even done mohg on my spellbleido prisonerino...how exciting bwos?!
>>579371574I'd jump her moons if you catch my drift.
>>579371780It can be. But even if you die the spell lingers and it can be a massive “if I’m going down I’m taking you with me” moment. In tight spaces it’s pretty strong. People underestimate its range.
'uk it down and 'ork it up
'bert it around duskily
lets revive the password. extremist bros?
she blood on my hand til I jan yuh
>>579372365I had a password "killing fags" from like 2 years ago. Idk where it came from.
How come no one says "yurmy" any more? Is that a /dsg/ thing?
>>579372573can you speaking this in english please sir for me sir
>>579371735Posted in the wrong thread and fooled no one awards
>when i play elden ring: honk shuuee honk shuue>when i play dark souls 2 scholar of the first sin:YURM YURM IT UP YEAG IM YURMIN ALL RIGHT!!
yurm it and then gem it up and then 'oop it with the yemmy gemmy slurm tiff girl yuh
>>579372769Shut up schizo freak bitch No one likes you
>>579372743Fuck you, bloody bitch bastard
>>579373025BASTARD YOU BITCH BASTARD BENCHOD
>>579373025fuck me? i fuck your mom and sister bloody
>it's another forced Indian hate episodeYawn, change the channel.
Kek, kek and kek
>>579372926ohh mai gooowd nice
>>579372885>>579372532>>579372196>>579372094Not your turn yet faggot relax
>>579373564Hold on dude
>>579371780
>>579373886Welcome back Demons Souls Firestorm
>>579373989I use to destroy so many people with that shit back in the day.
>>579373886>jump 3 times>kill moontardthis spell is a single digit IQ test
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4uGD_hz0SE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capjtJ2juiAwho did it better?
im a big wholesome chungus wylder main
>>579374668And yet none of them do.
>>579375026i'm a guardian main
>>579375026one of the lads
>>579375026will you please send me mahiro cunny in my dms elf
Yuck
>>579374957>more L2 jukes>less minmaxed build to style longerungbal is king
official /erg/ ships list (NEW SHIPS ADDED 30TH AUGUST 2026)trish x viteazumush x elfdevil x cupcakecc x shifty terr x empty bowels sludge x footballdust x isaacmadison x nezukzorban x foodcreasy x walls of textshattered shipstrish x tinpogremlin x mellowzdrada x devilace x cupcakepointtosky x cupcakecc x practiceshifty x gaols
>>579375273good list
>>579374016swiggity swooty im comin for that booty
>>579374957also he does the iframe backstep. clanky will never ball like ongball.
no, I'm big chungus
>>579375563yurmed em
>>579358702In the XXXXXL section of Target or at homeless shelters
>>579375434My favorite place to invade in DS1 was Tomb of the Giants. Giving shitters a heart attack as I come out of nowhere and bear down on them with a billion Qualaag Fury Sword R1s before they can even tell what's going on will never not make me hard.
>>579375727For me it was using a greatshield in Painted World and either forcing them off the bridge right in the beginning or trapping them in the tunnels until the bonewheels blendered them.
>>579375271why you guys call ongbal ungbal?
>>579375273the list is getting too long, just drop the shattered ships nobody would care
>>579376261history must be preserved
>>579376106>trapping them in the tunnels until the bonewheels blendered themThe absolute miscreant
>>579375273>madison x nezuk not shatteredanon...
>>579376261>>579376312it was only added this time for archive purposes, the top will only be posted from here on out>>579376379that ship is eternal
>>579376312your history is as incomplete as marika's golden order it seems >>579376379
wtf is zorban x fooddelet ur post
he's not called zorfat for nothing
>>579376514zorbgawd x owning the libs
Evan Doyle that shipp is true
>>579376325In this economy you have to do what you have to do in order to earn your daily butthurt report.>>579376459Based narrow walkway invader.
Crucify all discord trannys.
>>579376459Stop calling it dog.
>>579376807Absolute classic move.
>>579376459Based path blocker.>>579376750Why did they ever do away with butthurt receipts?
>>579376945>Why did they ever do away with butthurt receipts?I dunno man, they've given up on so many genuinely great ideas and mechanics over the years for seemingly no fucking reason at all. If you ever want to piss yourself off just take a minute and try to list as many as you can.
Game still holds up despite remaster raping the visuals to death
so many kino posts I bet the ergies just had a stroke
>>579377284>forced to wear cuck crest shield>kino
One good thing about the parry meta is that my whip build got indirectly buffed and also people experimenting, finding new way to counter it, shaking things up.
>>579377231The textures in the remaster are a downgrade compared to the original with DSfix, but at least they didn't completely rape the tone like the Demon's Souls pointless shitty remake.All my old screenshots are dark as hell, my settings must have been fucked.
Does this count as a shifty duck?
>>579377608What are you talking about? Those are etchings of the twinbird. If you want to see something cool, take out the Torch of St. Trina.
>>579377608... holy FUCK
>>579377890it's actually true wtf it all makes sense now
>>579376595kek
>>579377890>>579377608I don't see it.
>>579377890>>579377608um..................
>>579378176THAT makes more sense.
>>579378176WTFits actually real?
>>579375158She only does that for me buddy sorry >>579376595>>579376379Truth
Locking Rya and Boc in a stone cell together until hunger inevitability drives Rya mad and she brutally devours Boc like a rat.
>>579376814he’s a dog posting off topic it’s only natural>>579377379got his ass there
>>579377608has the duck always been this fat?
>fat
>>579379096I do this to give my chest and back a rest
dos won
>>579377408Elden Ring 2 Looks Absolutely Insane
>>579379170do you need someone to hold them?
>>579377408It just makes the shamshir the definitive best weapon now because curved swords have a good parry
>>579379316Yes please, that would be unironically so nice
>>579377608could mozart still be alive?
>>579379424I'm your guy
zanziduck.....forgive me.......
>>579379657kek
>>579379493Bless your hands anon
>no one noticed this nightkino reference
Why are there so many titcows in erg
we must exterminate the merchants and collect their bell bearings
>>579380281nightreign is canon confirmed
>>579377608triggered em again
>>579380359Because they're all obese trannies.
>>579380451You're beautiful
>>579380451bhenchod
>>579375273>shattered shipswhat happen
>>579380749time wears down all things
>mfw the jeet is whining
>>579380749big storm
>>579381213sex
>>579380749fun internet flings don't usually last
>>579381485this and someone had to move across continents since erg is worldwide
Mods are working fine nice
>>579381878Dark gem
I'm checking off all the endings and still need to beat Heolster with Recluse, any general tips? It's been 5ever since I last played her.
>>579381878hi mommies
>>579381918Hit him with magic
>>579381891please screenshot your entire playthrough
>>579381891Can I be your shota consort?
>>579381878trishtina...
eldie reign
>>579382312dont you have wagie to do
>>579382312hop on eldie ring
>>579382312kek
>>579382312ichi nii san nyaeldie ringgg
>>579381830Trying to make an internet relationship work internationally is insane.
>>579382828I love type B's so much bros
>>579382828
>>579382828Cringe.>>579383052Kill yourself.
>>579382828erg bf like this?
>>579383230you mean gf?
>>579383305excuse me they said ergie boyfie thanks
>>579382828I don't visit these parts much, is this modded?
>>579380281>>579379439I made these discoveries >>579382828>>579383052This is weird though
Queueue Status?
>>579382828Invading this and adding her to my collection
>>579380918when is xhe not doing that
Best horseback weapon that a dex/int lad could use?
>>5793846341/3
>>579380451>>579379096>>579381213>>579381878>>579382312Do I even need to ask it
>>579384736Loretta's halberd
>>579382373Always time for one last eldie run before I go back in the wagecage
>>579384916what did elf and shifty see in that pic?
i might join if its 2/3
>>579385160my chevy truck and country attitude
>>579385160Loretta
>>579385169It blipped it 2/3 for me. I just did a rando run with my Chinese comrades
oh the brown pedotroon is in the q, not joining
>>579378967>>579378176>>579377890>>579377608/dsg/ tier posting but I respect it
>>579385874It's infinitely better than troons avatarfagging
>>579375026You only play skill-slop wylder, thats literally the opposite of chungus
>>579386260bodied that freak
>>579385445I wonder if that was me, I also went to chinese after. I guess I'll wait in erg pass again for 10/15 then go back to china.
whoa...
>>579386874You guys are doing it, you're finally cracking the code
>>579386232it's got more of that abstract mspaint nonjoke humor going on
>>579386874
>>5793867913/3
>>5793869894/3
>>579386949truth is stranger than fiction
gg heolster nice run shame about that mountaintops dragon though, we were so close...oh well at least it made things a bit spicy
GG Heolstor. I did not expected you guys to be able to kill Erdtree Ava in time, only realized bit too late it could be done.
geeg
>>579388783all's well that ends well
>>579385495based
>>579390058Terrgawd...
i'm the elden tarnished
terr it up yuh yuh yuh then yem it down
type bs are so cute
terrgawd won last i heard
Why wasn't there a lesbian DLC after Miquella's gay DLC?
>open the failed thread>creasy essays are the only thing bumping it
>>579392003lesbians are too violent
>>579392036Wouldn't that be conducive to the gameplay experience?
>>579391628Supremely lame post.
>>579392031>Creasy actually talks about the game>troons just make offtopic garbage
>>579392031Sounds like creasy triggered you for some reason
Creasy taught me to always ask questions and never give up
>>579392682Did Creasy teach you to never accept answers either?
>>579392830No, but he taugh him to redirect the blame to a scapegoat by mentionning irrelevant events from previous runs that happened months ago
druggietard gets doxedRealize I have more in common with him than I thought
>>579394194qrd?
>>579394292He also has AGP and uses Elden Ring characters to ease the pain.
>>579394553sounds gay
>>579394576It's not gay if you imagine yourself as a woman when you get fucked.
>>579394805cute bottom
Just made Millicent get vaxxed and she just passed out LOL
>>579391628paid to win award. probably still lost award.
>>579383052boc?
>>579395676I tried kicking her shield with miseri but she kept backing up and kick comes out so slow so it never landed
>wake up>check thread>theres 2>oh well, janny will deal with it and ill post in the survivor later >go to work for 10 hours>come back>there's still 2 threadsDid you drive janny to suicide with the posts in here or what.
>>579395994>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her
>that trademark vanilla PC animation stutter and lagrape and kill miyazaki for this PC port
>>579396298no one knows what youre talking about bub
>>579396298I know what you're talking about. Anyone who doesn't know what you're talking about is probably really lame.
>>579396298I think i understand but I'm unsure. Could you elaborate?
What rls does everyone here coop at? I want to see some anons during my sessions.
>>579397006I'm currently at RL28 WL+3(+1somber) and it's been pretty busy.
>>579390058terrfraud exposed
ER FC never ever because the ergies don't want to fight anyone who isn't a fresh install.
the ergies would rather have orgies
with boc
>>579397442We had one the other day
>>579397639classic
>>579397639Thank you
>>579397707Proof?
>>579397843>>579258069
>>579258173Both of you are dogshit.
Which one of you has the goy greatsword? I need to test fighting the blindspot on it.
>>579397731>>579397837Shut it DOSmaggot
>>579397442I can't gather the willpower to finish a build to bring to the FC.
>>579398730It takes 30 minutes to make a build from scratch, xis.
>>579398773How?
>>579397639kek derailed everything he was doing.
replaying elden ring with a buddy, i had forgotten how fucking awful the story in shadow of the erdtree was. on second thought most of the dlc awful like god damn bro
a bit sad I was asleep during the fc...
>>579398820Use Cheat Engine like everyone else to give yourself everything you need.
>>579398947I have integrity
>>579398862Wait until you see what he pivots to.
>>579398996You don't have to cheat in consumables, xis.
>>579398887*hug*There will be others
>>579398727clocked him real good here nice work keep it up
>>579379096>fat
>>579398874At least it had some fun weapons and good looking armor. The lore is fucking terrible but Elden Ring lore was nothing special to begin with.
>>579398887there was a nigger spamming rancors and rellana's aow you should be glad you missed it
How is PvP real if I can press circle on reaction and never commit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk8Q5lT6Gs0who watches this slop when ungbal exists?
New randomizer is out, it's gaming time.
>>579399137hi mommy
>>579399236How is pvp real if i can just turn off my connection with a couple of clicks?
>>579399247do you have to memorize all the random overworld item spawns or is it only for the named levels/locations
>>579399236*rot grease pata running attack spams you*
>>579399572You CAN randomize key items to wherever the fuck but it's obviously better to make a quick ruleset like picrel.You can also prevent the game from becoming a total clown show by using the new "silo" feature. This means you can randomize items among the same general type or make a custom group. i. e. Sorceries are only found at vanilla sorcery pickups, or you shuffle only the frenzy incants among themselves etc. etc. It's gotten super elaborate.
>>579399350Hi baby
>>579399851VEINA
I don't care how many fat chocolate milkers you post I AM NOT BUYING NIGHTREIGN
>>579399851Nigger
>>579399350>>579399851Kill yourselves.
>>579399851is it okay if I cum, mommy?
it sure is getting yurmy up in here
>>579370836>lore-accurate hairMaybe the human race isn't doomed.
>>579400479>lore accurateShe has long hair. Rennala gave her a ponytail as a gift, but her hair is also long.
>>579399851Please let me suck on your nipples I love you mommy
>>579400950would
>>579400634>>579400365Of course baby!
>>579400950jussy
>>579394194His public Twitter account where he acts 1:1 the exact same as he does on here (which is hilarious) got posted. That's not a doxx.
Moonveil.
>this thread is just trannies ERPing with each otherfuck this im moving to the other thread
I've been having more fun with randos than erg lately anyway. Though I wish they didn't bring halo slop to everything
More like Troonveil
>>579401118Rivers of blood
>>579400365>>579400634>>579400982This is why we hate you.
>>579401157Nah, arcane builds are for boring faggots
>>579400982I want to cum inside mommys cleavagepussy
>>57940112780% of d5 randos have some sort of sissy build where they just spam from far away. But to be fair must ergites just run the same build all the time
>>579401127>the blocked
>>579401326I'm pretty sure I have half the active pass players blocked at this point lol
>>579401419post blocklist
>>579401419Why
>>579401245I don't really care if they choose melee or ranged as long they're good teammates, why would that matter? It' s more lame when they're just bestial stacking or have dormant reapers
Is there any good elden ring youtubers you guys watch for builds and for fun?
>>579401623I sometimes watch Jeenine.
>>579401623I only watch sane ryan
>>579401623The only guy I ever watched for info was Creightt or however it was spelled, but I never watched any of his build videos, I just listened to his raw numbers videos while on the shitter.
>>579401598Well to me runs are more fun when everyone's involved in the bosses moveset instead of just slopping which makes fights way shorter
>>579401623>for buildsI make my own builds because I'm high iq
uno / tres
>>579401935Share your builds, pve or pvp
>>579401238
>>579401623clankymucha
>>579402143My builds are too strong for you, traveller.
>>579402142I can come in 15m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4j-I9YaMFUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfq0KJxIwTohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5LvAuzsFTM
>>579402225That's nothing, I can do it in 30 seconds.
>>579402143
Egg
I saw some ducks in my dream...what does it mean?
>>579402683The man, the myth, the legend
>>579402791It means you're addicted to posting in this shithole.
a rare 2/3 in queue
>>579402683Ovo
>>579403009this is where my frends are...
>>579403157Cults are not real friends.
>>579403157Neets are not real friends
>>5794030473/3
CHECK OUT MY CUTE SNAKE WIFE
>>579403294>>579403264I will make do with thisI am contentfrends are frendsbetter to have some...
>>579403350she looks retarded
>>579403350Absolute unit. Post your character's face.
>>579403350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl_rQ3UouR8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk8Q5lT6Gs0which one did you guys prefer?
>>579402550>suicide boyAyayay, carnal.
>>579402148*SSSSSSSSSSSNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>579402148Troontinche you fucking puto stop posting this fucking garbage.>>579404104Good post.
>>579404086he uses thorns sorceries and double explosion flask and bloody slash and seppuku sometimes, basically anything that deals damage to yourself
>>579399350shut the fuck up mushjeet
terr the conqueror
>>579402148ty mommy, I finished
how I wish I was born as terrsuch smart and god gamer also very handsome
>>579404520... said terr
handsome tierlist1. terr2. anyone else3. duck 4. (you)
will terr ever leave this board?
I miss our old ecelebs. This new batch ain't shit.
even doe terr owns you
>>579405076I miss noxy and maddy
I don't. All insufferable losers, really.
zorban x terr
>>579405115Nobody misses the bozgor tranny or the American tranny.
terr x mush x devil
>>579405171which old ecelebs do you miss then?
>>579405115poopa vs grass vs nox was a fun saga
Vitty x Trish
>>579405304elf
>>579405304I miss the TheRegulars™.
we are proud soldiers of the terr army
>>579405570army with 0 soldiers
army with 1000000000 soldiers*
>>579405342No thanks, he's too cowardly.
>>579405631>emberyou didnt beated the game
GG Balancers. Hate this fight, always aids when 3+ of them are attacking you, when they target swap and jump far away or just fucking teleport. Also wish I could see what build others are going for lmao, I was wondering whether you're going to be caster or skill slop and then it was quality.
>>579405871You get embered automatically after bosses.
>>579406238and? you didn't beat the game
>>579406192gg coldbirds, I even dropped my LLTBT and they still do that shit and of course we get recluse invader and 2 rises and I'm on my fisting build
>>579406360I'm going to rape and behead you.
>>579406862Okay embercuck, go link the first flame us darkness chads will be laughing at you
just spent 3m murk while waiting in the q got nothing 1/3
>>579407145>6m murked
2/3
1/3
>>579407648>>579407990
0/3
even toe im still 1/3
>>579408712got me
>>579400596>>579371680seems a lot of people don’t know this>>579398874yeah it doesn’t hold up at all but what can you do at this point
what's the equivalent of the age of darkness ending in elden ring>frenzied flamefrenzied flame is the bad end doebeit
>>579403157>>579402791>>579403359We are your friends and family never forget that
>>579409110Elden Ring is the age of darkness. That's why it seems like light.
>>579409110the gold mask one thematically
>>579409110stars
gg greg raider with no negation on damage feels awful
>>579409110Age of stars>>579409323....And other raped headcanons to tell yourself
>raier with no negation on damage feels awful evan toe you shouldn't be getting hit
>>579409705gg lol we forgot to do the poison swamp invaders
gg greg I thought we were going to the other invader camp through the mines and it took me way too long to kill the red shield guy in the mines and left you guys to do the libra raid sorry about that
what nightfarer do I play if I'm a depths 3 shitter and need to be carried
I took a whiff of Tricia, I'm almost Elden Lark. The root resins at the end of catacombs aren't random, they are in the spots you stand to get the pov.
>>579410153A lot happened tonight. Living in Japan as a Japanese, tonight I want to take it slow and sleep while listening to your gentle voice. Thank you for bringing your gentle voice to me.
>>579409941Beast claw rev, haloslop duchess, markbot tank ironeye are all really busted. However, I assume you're new and don't have good relics so just go with skill slop duchess since the two balancer relics are guaranteed.
>>579410314>markbot tank ironeyewho is perpetuating this meme"tank" doesn't even exist you are going to run vigor relics only to die like a retard because everything one shots you at d5 regardless
>>579409941wylder, just stand behind your 2 team mates and spam hookshot then you'll be S tier depth 5 9999 before you know it
>>579410247
I fucking hate caligo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_B1IXQDYQLETS GO
>>579410383all of our best players are vigor niggas, YDPTGWP
>>579410383Ironeye has really shit hp and can get one shot with negation, our two best players Practice and DevilK***ht have been hpslopping since forever.
>>579410314he said getting carried, not carrying, so Beast Rev and Halo Duchess is out of the picture.the correct answer is guard counter guardian.
>>579409941Duchess or Ironeye, but make sure you have 3x max hp on both. For duchess have double balancer and night invaders and Ironeye make sure to have double mark, night invaders and vigor
>>579410847least obvious saar k***ht third person post
>>579395419vaxxbros… it’s over…
>>579366776triggered him good with the truth you’re absolutely correct of course it’s one guy who can’t let go
>>579410487based
Has anyone used the rate my cock thing?
>>579412982What
>>579405115>>579405310>>579405543said no one ever
>>579413078The ad here, where professionals rate your cock
>>579413129I say that.
ggs horse
what build do I use this CEkino on
ggs dragon horse
>>579413751that's not good
>>579413751>one and half year into nightreign>posts like this still exist
New weapon ideasGreat Flails
new weapon ideasGreat Daggers
>>579415269Those are called straight swords.
new weapon ideasTwinbirds
>>579415392great straight swords
>>579415372These are just tiny ultra greatswords
>>579415269That's Corvian Great Knife
>>579410153>murdered those ex-slaves that put a double lock on their sanctuary to keep safe from bloodthirsty Tarnished
new weapon ideasdark dark swordWait it's already in DS3
new weapon idea but unironicallymeat hook where you throw the hook with r2 and drag something to you, truecombos into r1
new weapon idea but unironicallystopwatch where you activate it to get iframes then reapply all the damage you did in the last 3 seconds
new weapon ideakatana that makes you move really slow but can deflect attacks and gets stronger the more attacks you deflect
>>579415805I like it
weapon ideacurved greatswords but they aren't shit
>>579416405Weapon idea: gun
>ds1/2/3>instant invasions when i use the orb>have to wait 1-2 hours before getting invaded myself with dried fingersWhy are redgods so rare compared to hostcels
>>579416045Sould more like it could fit better as an ash of war.I had a similar idea. An Ash of war exclusive to daggers, straight swords, curved swords, katanas- that increases atk and movement speed but prevents rolling and blocking. It would be like a roar ash of war where it would be active for a short time.
>>579416527calm down gehrman
>>579416527Isshin....
I miss the Unsheathe parry from DS3.
>>579416527John Duskbloods...
>>579416897It was only good for stance escape parries
>>579417550It was good for looking COOL AS FUCK
>>579415805wrong gennie
Was the Carian Regal Scepter even originally made for the Carians? The one hanging up in the academy has a green or turquoise glintstone, not a ‘Carian blue’ like in the scepter’s description. It’s also sporting a spiral motive, which is more so associated with the primeval current than the moon. Did she steal it or co-opt it?
>>579418347Wrong, genie.
It’s a misconception that the Carians decry the Primeval Current. There is more to imply that some sorcerers simply took it too far, or that it’s too dangerous to be near a primeval sorcerer (Lusat is locked away and the sorcerers + demihuman queen are standing away from Azur around the corner). There’s primeval sorcery in-use and then there’s primeval in-philosophy. Rennala uses Comet Azur, sure, but she isn’t interested in becoming a rock, or ditching her humanity.Rennala’s statue has her wearing the primeval grandmaster robes. She was on their footing before she changed up the place. The robes the sorcerers wear may even be a new style altogether, to separate them from older traditions (the robes Azur and Lusat wear seem to be from another era entirely).
Nobody cares about Liurnian politics broGive me more Leyndel religion
>>579414612I know who You are
Politics is religious.
Nobody cares about Leyndell religion broGive me more Caelidic festivity
THE RRRRRADAHN FESTIVAL!!
>>579420364We all wear masks, anon; but which one is real? The one that hides your face? Or the one that is your face?
Business plan: Sekiro but nightreign thing
>>579419940>she isn’t interested in becoming a rockPretty sure no one is, that's why there's only two motherfuckers like that.
>>579410443Deviljeet...
>>579421648otw
>>579421456there are no weapons in that game, make Armored Core Nightreign
>>579422057>armored core nightreignNow this is something I can get behind
say my name erg
Ruptured crystal tear should've been a pyromancy
>>579421648Still 1/3
>>579419940>>579421558Rennala momentarily turns into a rock without going crazy in the process—as Carians focus on spellcraft over that of transcendence. They’d rather cast magic than become magic.>Pretty sure no one is, that's why there's only two motherfuckers like that.The entire goddamned academy is fusing rocks to their faces, anon. The sorcerers revere rockmen. Crystalians are called revered guests of the sorcerers, and are associated with the primeval current, but also the Carians (the idea that Caria is at odds with the primeval is sort of dubious). Sellen likely wasn’t the only person rolling sorcerers into balls; her graven research may have been spread among the faculty of the academy, and you see how Sellen’s room containing the graven mass is being guarded, as though it were a bad influence. Glintstone is naturally cancerous but not everyone embraces it. Perhaps the moon acts as a filter for starlight, the way it acts as a filter for sunlight. Perhaps it’s less so cancerous under Carian philosophy, but it is clear that the majority of sorcerers are perfectly okay embracing the rocks. Sorcerers also lead “transient existences” and can swap bodies. I doubt the state of their bodies is much of a concern to them when they can just get fresh new ones. It is likely that the “blue grace” you see floating above the academy is related to their version of immortality. Their grace. Transient essences. Rocks instead of roots. You’ll notice that all sites of Grace are above a little patch of roots, likely connected to the Erdtree.
armored core duskbloods OOOOOOOOOHHHH
You’ll also notice that the glintstones at the academy have all been sucked off their juices. The sorcerers have stayed indoors for too long. Haven’t gone out for fresh deposits anytime recently.
>>579422613>Rennala momentarily turns into a rock
>the spell school schism autists are back againAnyway the spiral motif is present anywhere there is a force or "force field" being stabilized: co-op and invader summoning animations, tornadoes (both from the divine beast/warriors and when you get ambushed by wolves on Stormhill), Wrath of Gold, Malenia's rot blast attacks and many more. It is not directly associated with any one thing.
How do the ducks fit into all this
>>579422532Same here
can you stfu bro this is the pvp general*L2 hardswaps to waves of darkness cold GUGS and kills you*
>>579422994Evan Dough everyphono uses chilling mist on GUGS
>>579422982I'm playing with randos now. erg took too long again.
>>579422892You know the moon isn't actually made of cheese, right?
>>579422994
>>579422892Yep. She does. She turns into a spherical rock. Without going crazy.Carians > Raya Lucarians Get off your high horse you ass. Wanting to not be human is retarded.
>>579423086It is what it is, I'll play something else
Sellen if From weren't fucking hacks:
Reminder that Miyazaki and George got the name Caria from fucking Turkey. It literally means ‘rock’ or ‘land of steep rocks’. Now take one look at Liurnia. It’s all steep cliffs and rocks.
>>579423117don't spam it shit player
>>579423317Oh boy a grafted scion reskin. Very cool.
>>579423402It's an Astel reskin doe
>>579423317Yeah I’m really fucking disappointed that they did NOTHING and went NOWHERE with the Primevals and the Graven Masses (“seeds of stars”???) and relied purely on lolmystery. Also, Astel was originally meant to land right after you fought Radahn, as a sort of double boss fight. That would have been cool…
>>579423317She wouldn't use sword sorceries
>>579423317>no blue glintstoneStill an impressive drawing.
>>579423317She wouldn’t use a fucking Carian greatsword. She’s a pure mage. Or maybe she’s mocking the Carians by using it to scratch her new insectoid back?
>>579423563>(“seeds of stars”???) and relied purely on lolmysteryWhat fucking mystery, Witch-Hunter Jerren told you everything.
>>579423672She was always closer to Azur than Lusat. Lusat might have actually been a pussy, if you compare him to Onze. Azur is seemingly fine levitating in meditation like the zen Crystalians. Maybe blue glintstone is more evil than green. Maybe Lusat’s brain literally got taken over while Azur is more in control, or aware. I don’t actually know the difference between the two, despite the two grandmasters looking so different.
>>579423819He told you that Sellen is a serial killer. That’s about it. Never actually talks about what those “seeds” turn into. In general the graven masses should have been a lot more dangerous, and powerful, IMO. An assimilated mass of wizards SHOULD have been a tough fight.
>>579423696why did they have to make scholar so weak... he looks so cool and i would totally main him if he didn't have a bad dodge and the 2nd worse ultimate in the game
>>579424038>That’s about it.Sure.
>>579424038>An assimilated mass of wizards SHOULD have been a tough fight.Holy shit you're retarded.
Azur was Sellen’a first teacher, which comes along as disturbing, if we assume she met him when he was already a rock.> A stern judge of men…
>>579424289Why is that retarded? The masses literally shoot barrages of magical nukes. Some just leak out corrosive magic. They’re just one-note and lazy in design. Maybe you’re the retard for not wanting more cool enemies? Fuck off you piss stain.
It's another perfect day in Leyndell.
Imagine if graven masses rolled like those silver balls lmfao
>>579425296beautiful exewife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nh3yPGD-Zs
>>579425296beautiful wyldhotwife
>>579425296what no gaol does to a mf
>>579426316The Boys
>>579423867>>579424296Can you stop talking about this? It's annoying
The Hulk Funko Pop is bigger than the rest.
>>579426316weird>>579426552awful show>>579421456stop talking
>>579423867What do you think about the idea that Lusat is turning into an Astel type thing?
>>579421008I know where you got this.
>>579427030Well an Astel is a type of Lusat
>>579426572Nope. Lore will be discussed.
>>579427000dsg coded post
>>579412518ciccy...
>>579427000wasted trips
>>579426572>NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VIDEOGAME YOU HAVE TO SPAM NAMEDROPS AND DO TRANNY ERP AND TALK ABOUT ECELEBS YOU FUCKING BIGOT NAZI CHUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDD
>>579427130How many Lusats are there?
im like a primeval crystal wizard from dark souls like big hat logan
>>579428107Logan isn’t the primeval sorcerer. That would be Seath. He is literally blind with crystal madness and you can’t do any damage to him the same way you can’t do any damage to the primeval sorcerers.
>>579412518Is it true you're a sissy? Or are you just some chud?
>>579410487shut up
>>579404917Sometimes theraped are extra stubborn
>>579425296>>579422473>>579421205>>579409891Incredible wyldmaidens right here
even toe terr is the winner winner of the chicken dinner
we are the terr birds
Why are you making these posts, tinpo?
The primeval sorcerers wish they could be on Seath’s level
the primeval ergieyogurts wish they could be on terr's level
we all just want some immortal scales
>>579429065Seath got his crystal smashed, tail cut off, and died.
>>579429250yup this certainly happened and so much for his fearful grasping
I see xhes upset xhe got raped in the previous thread so xhes here spamming again
terrmeister
the headshot wakeup tech is here
>>579429409erm... we need more context
>>579423563>Astel was originally meant to land right after you fought Radahn, as a sort of double boss fight.Nobody wants that. Radahn was already an amazing fight. Whether you summoned or solo'd him. Having a satisfying conclusion to a great fight is better than dragging it out by forcing the player into a small gauntlet.
>Idus Knight is a fia followerI don't even remember who was the 3rd guy before Tarnished dlc.
onward to the bump limit somebody get these glintstoners out of here
We should go back to page 10 threadsignore the early bakers who just want to snipe the OP
>>579430818Why do Fromsoft games get this kind of thread autism? I haven't seen any other generals do it.
>>579430937we badly lost an invasion ten or more years ago and were thrown into a never ending war against our irreversible raped status
>>579430937Page 10 is normal
>>579429409Can’t be helped. Anything to soothe his wounded ego.>>579430818That’s exactly what we’re going to do. Ignore the threadshitters.
>>579430351>playing dumbThere's only one brownoid spamming about xherself.
>>579431085I meant everything else. The constant fighting over what goes in OP and seething about /dsg/ when it's all the same shit? What a cursed group of wretches.
>>579390520>>579391459>>579391756>>579394805>>579400380>>579404360>>579404520>>579404759>>579405094>>579405570What has to happen to a person to cause rapehood of this magnitude
>>579430818Pretty sure the filter OP sniper is greasejeet, and wants to control speech like the raped leftoid he is.
>>579427000/erg/ coded post complete with well earned trips
>>579431262Clocked that conquered loser, well done.
>>579431265Goddamn creasy really mindraped your ass if you think about him this much
>>579431250the dsg seethe is specifically about the schizos from there who killed their own general doing the same shitposting here no one actually hates dark souls
>>579431450What years of no fightclubs does to niggas
>>579431416Third-person post. You going to retreat into the previous thread again after the filter thread lost and you lost an argument again?
More and more im convinced that the Radahn character is why Elden Ring and the DLC failed. “And he can like STOP the fucking stars, but he’s still just a lousy mid-game boss and can’t crack the planet in half even though we stated before that he literally stopped the stars”“Oh and he’s mind raped by a shota in the DLC even though people thought it was the other guy instead” Malenia and Rellana aren’t nearly as cringe as this OC donut steel
>>579431636Not your rapist retard you lost stop crying to me
>>579432218You're right, you're not. I am your rapist. Keep replying monkey.
>>579432217Nah. Malenia was 10x worse. She’s peak feminist warrior. A red headed woman who fights for freedom for the low born is somehow able to match someone 10x her body mass. Rellana is like something out of DeviantArt that became canon. If this game was made in the West it would be accused of being woke. Don’t pretend it wouldn’t. The physics is even female oriented and god is female, or feminine.
smelly erg phantom with a messmer soldier axe
>>579343827>>579343827>>579343827Reuse and recycle
>dagger/scimitar/small shield parry buffedHow good is it now?
>>579432531No
>>579432674Based.
Do you girls still use "the grand archive" for erg or is there a new one updated for the new dlc? TGA hasn't been updated in 2 months the github says
>>579432643jee said its imba and it broke the game because you can reddit setup with zero effort
>>579432531No.I will wait for a new thread.
>>579432531nO
>>579432803i dont cheat since im not brown
>>579431265>>579431636I'm here, and I don't need to hide. I'm not the OP to either threads. And I haven't made an OP post in a long time. I've only done it like twice ever long ago.I think the filter is a fine idea. Regulating your own content is not comparable to regulating other's content. in fact, if you get into the topic of censorship with online gamers, the most prevalent advice in dealing with language you don't like is "just mute them" or "just block them". Even the people who like spamming "niggerniggernigger" the hardest, will tell you that. They will say you're lame for reporting, so just mute them instead.Well the filter list enables individual users to mute words they don't like. It doesn't actually harm the people saying those words. It just gives the individuals a method of ignoring what they don't like. Being against the filter list, is being against autonomy. Though, ironically, it is also your right to express dislike for filters, or even remove the list from the threads you make. Nobody can force your to keep the list, just like nobody can force the filterOP from including the list.I think the both OPs are wrong for making the new threads too soon. Because threads linger for so long after bump limit, anons should wait until it's at least on page 10 before making a new thread. But now you guys race to make threads sooner and sooner to try and beat each other. And you're ruining the catalog now by taking up 2-3 spots.Whoever can make the new thread fastest after the old reaches page 10, is who decides what goes into the OP. And that's really all there is to it. Don't bother trying to justify early thread baking to me. I won't have it. If you really want the filter list removed, then be more diligent next time.Just be glad the janny didn't delete this thread, since it was technically made later than the one with the filter. But if you ask me, it's suspicious that the janny lapsed in their duty this time, in order to save this thread.
>>579431450It’s a single person btw the other 2-3 tards who used to post in there are long gone>>579432217They aren’t literal stars otherwise it would make no sense like you said
>>579433212We've been over this, filtering doesn't make sense when you're removing people's names.
>>579432890Dunno who that is, was asking with PvE in mind bcs I wanted to do dagger or scimitar parry build, problem was the low parry frames for scimitars.
>greased up wall of damage controllol
>>579433212>don't try to justify early baking>but also you guys were too slow making a thread after the 750 cap and should be removed from existence and forced to use the pre-750 threadfuck off greaseycunt
>>579433212truth
>>579433408they should be top tier now
>>579433408JeeNiNe Media™© is the heart, brain and soul of Fromsoft games, he is the authority figure on every topic related to these gamesTo answer your question, here is the new parry frame data for dagger/ts/cs
>>579433347You're right. We have been over this. And like I said before: The people with recognizable names, don't announce themselves. In most cases, their names are brought up by others. Typically shitposters looking to rile up trouble. If you really need to identify a specific person, then you can use other attributes to do so. Like you don't need to say "shiftyduck ran gaols that game". You can say "revenant ran gaols that game." And still get the point across. Name specific posting is the antithesis to the anonymous spirit of the site.>>579433526Mistakes were already made. Best to just use the early baked threads now, since already they're up, and the jannies refuse to clean them. And then when it comes time to make the next thread, do the right thing and wait for page 10. The point is to keep the catalog clean. Making a new thread now will dirty the catalog further.
>>579433876Don't shill your brown boyfriend this hard it's pathetic. The opinions of bad players don't matter.
Heavenly Creasestele of Law and Order
Creasy has the Mandate of Heaven
>>579433414kek
>>579433414>>579434330>>579434251stop spamming
>>579434020>Mistakes were already made>Mistakes greasy the type of guy to tell you that self defense isn't ok
>>579434227pipe down noob
>>579433212>I don't need to hideExcept that's exactly what you did and trauma dumped in the previous thread to show how buttmad you were >>579355398>Just be glad the janny didn't delete this threadThis thread won the activity war. That's why it stayed up and reached the bump limit before the other one. The filtercuck thread (your favourite choice) was made before the bump limit and lost accordingly, as much as that annoys you.
>>579434636Hush before I get a random noob to rape you in a 1v1 cuck.
>>579434447one of those is clearly not like the others retard
>>579434227>>579433414Stomped that faggot
who discovered that greasyjeeta was the filtcuck? you can choose 1 game on steam and i'll gift it to you
it was greasy
>>579435023me, here pick any of these to add mehttps://steamcommunity.com/id/terrterrhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/Nezukahn/
>>579432674>>579433038>>579433113One of you guys can just make a new thread with this op you know. I'm phonefagging. Don't forget to link this one.
>>579433408If parrying is broken in pvp then it's broken in pve. T. Doing a parry dagger + misericorde rogue rp run rn.
>>579435879I don't mind, parrying is more fun than rollslopping. As long as From won't completely reverse the buff in response to PvPshitter seething.
>>579436321fromsoft has never once listened to pvp feedback from the pvp community, they only watch reddit and youtube videos made by turbo casual normies to decide what to change/nerf/buff (see the Rot breath/Ekzyckes Decay ''''''''nerf''''''')
>>579436625>they only watch reddit and youtube videos made by turbo casual normiesI hope those people won't catch on, then.
the lost jeepatch...
Business plan: Nightreign General but everyone is nice to each other and we all add each other as friends on steam and have super fun runs
>>579437230good idea but only if it had no trannies and browns
>>579437421will the rejections for being brown and tranny cancel each other out and turn into an invitation?
>>579437421You can have your wish, but first you must ERP and reach climax with 1 tranny and 1 brown
>>579434767>Except that's exactly what you didWhere? Where did I hide?That post you linked, makes it very obvious who is posting. Just because I didn't say "creasy here", that doesn't mean it wasn't obvious who made the post. Who else could "I" be in that post?>This thread won the activity war.Level of activity doesn't decide the rules. It was a race to bake first. You both started the race before it officially started. So you are both equally disqualified. In that event, the earlier thread should be the one that remains, and the latter one should be the one that gets deleted.Anyone can inflate activity to make their thread appear more important than it really it. Activity is a poor measure. If I get a dozen furries to spam furry porn, does that make it permissible to post furry porn?>>579435023This is like the fourth time you "discovered" I was in favor of filters. You keep repeating this discovery like it's meaningful, when it isn't. I was an early adopter.
>>579438079I linked the post in a previous thread where you went to hide and vent. >cope babble because xher preferred thread lostThe filtercuck thread was made BEFORE bump limit, meaning the only legitimate thread was this thread. You lost, abide by the rules next time.
>you're brown!>n-no you're brown!>nuh- uh you are brown!All of you niggas are brown
>>579438725I'm white.
>>579438725zorban, bjark, cupcake and a couple of others have proven with pictures that they are wh*te
>>579438865>all fat/obese
>>579439076very interesting.
>>579439076Why don't the larger posters simply eat the smaller posters?
>>579439076>>579438865husbandposter and goonette have also shown to be white and not fat
>>579438707>I linked the postThe post you linked was not hiding my activity. It was so hyper specific, that I could only be talking about 1 person. And I talked about myself in first person. Are you having an ESL moment?>The filtercuck thread was made BEFORE bump limit,I assumed it was. But I also assumed that the anti-filter thread was made before bump limit. After all, their creation dates are very close to each other. In order to verify, I would need to manually count 750 posts, and I don't feel like doing that. So you're going to have to prove that the the anti-filter thread was made legally after the bump limit.
>>579438865They're spiritually brown
>>579438707>IS THAT A NEW THREAD....AT 749 POSTS???! AAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERJANNY
>Actually knowing what other posters look likeGay thread
>>579438865Literally who?I only know NoktilyPoopmaskInt/faithGhermanPalpatineGrassRogueMagmaWyrm
>>579439556Someone already verified it. Linked post 750, timestamps show this was made after.>>579350167
>>579438725Sounds like projection>>579439532Neither of those people have shown that
>>579439556Also>manually count 750 postsOr you can look at the post count and count backwards
>>579432380>continued schizojeet meltdownLike pottery
>>579441004I agree it does