Previous Thread: >>579359865>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>8/26 After Maint – 9/9 10:59KokoroKotone>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/688>Events:DIVE into OCEAN! – 8/26 After Maint – 9/9 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Perorodzilla (Indoor) – 9/2 11:00 – 9/9 3:59Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/9 11:00 – 9/16 3:59Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 9/16 11:00 – 9/23 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/27 11:00 – 9/23 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 8/26 4:00 – 9/2 3:592x Normal – 9/2 4:00 – 9/6 3:592x Account EXP – 9/5 4:00 – 9/7 3:592x Hard – 9/6 4:00 – 9/9 3:592x Bounty – 9/9 4:00 – 9/16 3:592x Commissions – 9/16 4:00 – 9/23 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>8/18 After Maint – 9/1 1:59Niko (Limited)Kurumi (Limited)Otogi (Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3520505Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/update>Events:Special Mission: Lore Pursuit – 8/18 After Maint – 9/1 1:59Who Let The Fox Out?: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/thefoxout – 8/18 After Maint – 9/1 1:59Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 9/1 2:00 – 9/15 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Kaiten (Urban) – 8/25 2:00 – 8/31 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 9/1 2:00 – 9/7 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 8/19 2:00 – 9/14 18:592x Normal – 8/24 19:00 – 8/31 18:592x Bounty – 8/31 19:00 – 9/7 18:592x Commissions/Hard – 9/7 19:00 – 9/14 18:592x Bounty – 9/14 19:00 – 9/21 18:592x Account EXP – 9/18 19:00 – 9/20 18:592x Commissions – 9/21 19:00 – 9/28 18:592x Account EXP – 9/25 19:00 – 9/27 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/28 19:00 – 10/5 18:59
soon
bukkake
Good night /bag/
Odyssey is just flavour of the month
My sexfriend Konoka
Wake up /bag/
hi!!!!
Test
Test?
4chan eos
Did we die?
>>579382548I WAS POSTING THESE, IT SAID DUPLICATE FILE EXIST AND THEN WENT ON MAINTENANCE
flying squirrelshino
4chan almost EoS'd because someone lewded the Foom. Don't lewd the Foom again.
>>579382662Unlike Yume we're alive again
Hifussy
>>579382574it has been flavor of the month for millennia. that's a lot of months.
>>579382702>>579382548IT'S YOUR FAULT
chibidev i kneel
>>579382490happy birdthday
>>579382923why they decide mobs can show their eyes now?
Live.
>>579383041retard
>>579383041Your Shanghaijin mob bro ?
>>579383041ultra retard.
I foresee that this will be the third worst thread of the month,Please contribute quickly to make it as quick as possible.
>>579383041Why am I in lith harbour?
it's kinda hot recently, isn't it?
reveal to me the secrets of the universe, /bag/
>>579383246It's because you're here, Chewy*unzips dick*
>>579383291There is no such thing as bing
>>579383041Aru...
>>579383202to pwn some n00bs with your summoning sacks
>>579383294>umm can you stop showing me that sorry thing to me ever again? please, it's so repulsivewhat do?
>>579383438She would never say that
you now remember koyuki fucking up the servers today
>>579383438Why do you keep making posts like this? Is it your fetish?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/C1KVdOqpub6-kFWRcoipIA/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/5XRtR3sLyIBYQfWvfFXY8g/
>>579383438wait, she also has the watch?
Chewy would look cuter if she wears her hair in twintails.
>>579383618She IS the watch
The GSC President is a total fake.
>>579383618chewy is drippy
>>579383615i like it when they gave me that disgusted looks
>>579383820iwashi
Be honest, how many of you are applying the lessons of Blue Archive in your daily lives?
>>579383954
>>579383575
anon, if you are still here, can you please put c.shiroko in FRR assistant list? i wanna do f99 but she's the only one im missing
>>579383575it's been a year?
>>579384113She's free dude
>>579384113Just buy her bwo
>>579384175that's the problemi didn't farm her at all
>>579383575I was there
>>579383954I forgib
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>579383954I’ve stopped giving women over 18 attention at least
>>579384258Do you have Aru holding up 2 fingers?
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
>>579384220Buy 20 elephs now and 100 after the monthly ahop reset
>111 gog ligmafuck
>>579384395Nope. I am sorry.
>>579384435are you sure she will live at 3*
Anyone on NA have a Meru/Qipao Marina? I wanna try f99. ARVRHQJT
>>579383954Real teenagers scare the living shit out of me.
>>579384536She has a badge and yellow armor. Of course she'll live.
Just put the fries in the bag lil bro
>>579383615i think its amusing
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ihCtO4twl7Yit's over... footfags wonalso was Karin really the bad at studying character? that's not the image I had of her
Just put the /bag/ in the bag bro
just put the zinger in the box bro
>>579384721cringe
>Waddle girl at 200 rolls (with a discount of 4 tenners)>Beluga chan in 50 rollsIs this average luck?Please ignore the Miyako in the room.
It's a foot world, you're just living in it
>>579384721>also was Karin really the bad at studying character? that's not the image I had of herTHIS NIGGA DO NOT READ HIS MOMOS
>>579384793kousagi get ye gone
>>579384721YOU come into my officeYOU willingly show me your solesAnd I'M the pervert? WHAT THE FUCK
it's so strange people seem to hate the newer chapters Just read the new fox lore chapter and it was probably one of the more readable chapters. I still don't care for fox squad much but the writing itself had a lot going on.
>>579384849I read like 10 of them last week ok!
>>579384793It's in the bottom 25% of the luck bracket. Still a decent outcome tho
>>579384849>THIS NIGGA DO NOT
Iroha flopped
>>579384951Next time ask them for a screenshot that they read it
>>579384721Try reading momotalks to learn about characters Karin fails all her tests, she's dumb. She got into C&C by mistake because she thought it was a maid cleaning club of some sort. She's interested in home economics stuff and wants to be a wife. She works in a maid cafe where sensei harasses her daily making her step on him.
More like Iroha slopped
sex
the tea of the kingdom
>>579384395one day we will
>>579385090She's helpless... It seems I have to save her and marry her
>>579385124She's 11She shouldn't be this sexy
The pain of being
She’s 11 you sick fuck
>>579385414Many religions speak of this.
The pain of bing
I notice ever since volume 6 they seem to be sticking with chapters being only 10 nodes rather than the previous 20 nodes
>>579385375>>579385471OUT OF 10!
the flat of flatting
>>579385520Concerning
otogi status?
Kotomaid sex
>>579385705I'll end up 50/120 to ue40 after today's reset. It sucks that I won't buy another 30 ligmaballs with permits
v6c3 when
gogurt soon
All this happened in one month
>>579385705I only got to UE30+30 elephs and finished with ligma.Bought out the gifts and furniture and still did some hards for the last two weeks, so overall not bad.
>>579385252
>>579385624DBS is so fucking bad yet I keep watching it anywaysthe power scaling was already fucked in Z but it's so much worse in super.
Imagine if rape was not a crime
>>579385856One week*
>>579385778We already have v6c3
>>579385856That Makoto cg looks so weird to me. Not sure why.
>>579385949t. Airi
>>579385937That's just the result if infinite powerscaling, you end up with characters throwing galaxies at each other. I remember watching super several years ago, but I didn't bother to watch more than than that. I probably won't ever come back to it
hina blessed me with good crits
>>579385848
Pat you are students
>>579386172You malded that 1T? Jeez, I've tried it a few times in mock but I was so far off it wasn't even funny. Maybe it'd be easier if my Hina wasn't ue40 or I didn't have to borrow the janny
>>579386086>That's just the result if infinite powerscalingit's worse than that because they introduced gods of destruction/angels/zeno into the lore.they literally personified deus ex machinas and the reason why they aren't solving the universe's problems was that "they are lazy and incompetent."
>>579386040Because she's ugly
>>579385949You mean in Kivotos, right? RIGHT?
>>579386254Unc...
>>579386263>You malded that 1T?took me like two resets and i had to bring her to bond 44>Maybe it'd be easier if my Hina wasn't ue40that's definitely the problem
>>579385949>Imagine AfricaIt would probably be bad?
>>579386284No, it's something in the way it looks. It stands out from the way CGs tend to look in this game.
>>579386312
They tried to make a villain but the entire fanbase sees her as a joke now...
>>579386265>He didn't watch daimaThere's no need to"fix" the universe retardThe gods are looking at stuff from such a huge scale that small problems like worlds being wiped out doesn't fucking matter. In fact that's why gods of destruction exists. They don't see destruction as a problem unless it effects basically everything. Beerus was the one who basically told Freiza to blow up planets.It's not that they're lazy, it's that you're an ant to them. Ask a human why they won't solve the problems of an ant, the human doesn't even care that the ant exists. Even though Goku gets along with the gods, it's not like any of them have human morals. It's kinda fitting since Goku is based on Som Goku the monkey king.Then daima added on a bunch of demon world lore and Zeno's father or brother who created the multi universe and Zeno exists to manage it. Also piccolo is a demon again now I guess.
>>579386713Chewy is a victim of circumstance.
>>579386638Its 12am nigga
>>579386713But I love Chewy
Sensei is a victim of circumcision
>>579386713>They tried to make a villainPlease actually read the story eventually
>>579384721>karin's sole is as dark as her skin therefore she's not racially black (irl they have white soles)that means gehennans are the true blacks of kivotos
>>579386254
>>579386507Surely they wouldn’t skip mShimiko for the rerun right?
>>579387148They didn't take about her during dev talk, so take a wild guess
>>579386713>They tried to make a villainShe was never presented or made to be a villain at all
Clearly she's the hero
>villain>heroretardsshe's chewy
>>579387512
>>579386713>as a jokeI've been her before I know what it's like, it's rough and makes you all neurotic, it's not fun
>>579387694>I've been her beforeStop shitposting Arona
>>579387694>been herI meant been in her position* it's so early what the fuck time is it anymore
>>579387765you can't hide Arona
Shouko still owes me punishment sex thoughI want her to whisper to my ear how I’m the worst person ever as I cum deep inside her
>>579385090>She works in a maid cafeShe stood in for her friend
Mika love
>>579387902she hates your balls
I've been alone with you inside my mindAnd in my dreams, I've kissed your lips a thousand timesI sometimes see you pass outside my doorHello, is it me you're looking for?I can see it in your eyesI can see it in your smileYou're all I've ever wantedAnd my arms are open wide'Cause you know just what to sayAnd you know just what to doAnd I want to tell you so muchI love youI long to see the sunlight in your hairAnd tell you time and time again how much I careSometimes, I feel my heart will overflowHello, I've just got to let you know'Cause I wonder where you areAnd I wonder what you doAre you somewhere feeling lonely?Or is someone loving you?Tell me how to win your heartFor I haven't got a clueBut let me start by sayingI love youHello, is it me you're looking for?'Cause I wonder where you areAnd I wonder what you doAre you somewhere feeling lonely?Or is someone loving you?Tell me how to win your heartFor I haven't got a clueBut let me start by sayingI love you
>>579387451
If she’s ChewyWho would be Crunchy
>>579386713I think their goal is making everyone go "the Fake-chan isn't that bad. Actually, I think I like her. More than the real one"
oh god they're multiplying
The GSC President is totally chewy
@Arona, Plana is malfunctioning, smack her.
I invited them
>>579387960GOOD
Smack this*unzips*
We need blurscript for KivotosChan.D.UMonkey will start spamming Sensei dicking Chewy soon, and mod doesn't do shit.
The GSC President and Schale's Sensei are lovers.
>>579388249This message brought to you by the General Student Council
*cranking my hog*
>>579385856insane desperate damage control for the 50/50 fiascowell, it worked, the cattle were sucesfully distracted
>>579388294The slightly ajar mouth really brings it together
big league chew
Chewy chewing
did 4chins just die for 6 minutes?
anon cranking his hog killed the thread
I love evil (chewy) women
Do we love Karen here?
It's Richard Gere's birthday! You know what that means! (He's shoving a bunch of animals up his ass, as usual)
...
>>579388415Yes it did
chewy has big ears
Chewy hours?
No one outside of /bag/ calls her chewy...
No one cared who she was until she put on her beret
Mochi mochi cheeks...
>>579388497Is he the glass jar in ass guy?
Sensei's canon wifeBigrona? Don't know her!
>>579388653What do they call her then?Fake president? Blondie?
Sensei.. you admitted you're uncomfortable being with her
>>579388761>>579388772SHE'S NOT THE PRESIDENTTHAT'S A SCIENTOLOGY OUTFIT
I call her chewy because she chews on my bone
>>579388352still seeing the cattle spamming Minori on xitter, I don't think they got distracted
Who invited this idiot?
Suzumi's vagina...
>>579388772Sensei (me) likes her. I just need to get to know a student more before I trust them enough to be alone with them.
>>579388819Bigrona...
>>579388770Japs called her mochi hoppe which just about the same meaning as chewy cheeksOr blonde president
>>579388761What did she do to earn those medals?
>>579388819She's the fake one!
Chewy is Seia done rightDon't @ me
>>579388917What about the EN side outside of /bag/
>>579388772She also feels guilty burdening and making you uncomfortableShe's better than rona already
Chewy reminds me of Marin.
>>579389015There are other players besides /bag/ on global?
>>579389015Someone has to venture out and find out
Niggas here would fuck a wendigo if it looked like a hot high-school girl
>>579389015Which part of the internet you're talking about here
>>579389130you wouldn't?
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>579389207Morning gramps
>>579389130Yes and?
I like to have both of them thank you very much
>>579389309two is always better than one
>>579389309Arona is literally LITERALLY better as a loli
>>579389389*Everyone
>>579389309You have to choose, otherwise you will lose both
>>579389463Even Wakamo?
>>579389519Yes!
>>579389465I believe in happy ending
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2094338148998455304Dumb baka... ugh...
>>579389804>crabare we gonna have another melty again?
>>579389804>Drumbarka in a couple of weeksUgh... I don't wanna learn a new raid... Can I bruteforce it with BAris or something?
>>579389776Hina Gigantina
>>579389857It's arguably harder than Yesod
what's with that crabby attitude?
(You) are not prepared...
>>579389910So it's only difficult for illiterates?
>>579389914old people can't handle new things
>>579389857>>579389910I still don't know how it works, all I know is that I need cleanse and 2 color dps
I thought /bag/ love Kani
>>579390096
>>579390045It's also a new set of student checks because it's a new raid
How 2 Crab phase 1:- Use Kurumi/Konoka when the crab is about to use the bubble attack- Cleanse the opposite target when it's about to do the fuck you attack- Use Aris on the claw- Otogi/A.Eimi/ Red AA on the hullRinse and repeatPhase 2 is a joke, just remember to have some cleanse.Crab isn't hard, just extremely fucking tanky from Torment onward.
>>579390210>Crab isn't hard, just extremely fucking tanky from Torment onward.wow it really is Yesod
since crab is new I take it Insane for plat will be plenty?
Kurumi says she likes hard working adults like me the most so I will do torment for her.
>>579390096Not that kind of Kani
>>579390056You forgot your gookreisa
>look up teams for torment with my roster>it's 4T and I probably don't have required investment on most of themnyoooo....
>>579390492there is no gookreisa imejis other than this thing
I really wanna mating press Chewy
When can we see her again?
>>579390669Fes
>>579390505It's 2T if you pull Erika and/or build dHaruka
>>579390539same but with all students.
>>579390505And the crit malding is worse because it's auto attacks
>>579390726I'm poor dude, earliest banner I roll on will be shupos
>>579390726>one raid wonder>or cool ligma sinkIt's painful
Pretty much all Korean BA fanart comics seems to be edgy
>he didn't roll for Kokoro and Beluga
sex your daughters
>>579390854Old meta always works
>>579390854Let me waste pyros so I can compete for top speedrun ranks with whales.
>>579390914those are not my daughtersthat's my wife and daughter thankfully the doujin artists are starting to catch uphttps://exhentai.org/g/4139154/0006fd0b6e/
>>579391053>https://exhentai.org/g/4139154/0006fd0b6e/mhm... yeah. I think I'm gonna need that.
>>579390753Auto attacks are not the main source of damage unless you use whaled bEimi.
>>579390669I will dickroll Mirai when we get her. She has the potential to become one of my favourites
>>579388653https://x.com/alphatauri_0515/status/2094071257268617390Seems like r*ddit and English xitter call them blue/blonde president
>>579391045More like compete for plat if the previous GA is anything to go by.
>>579389463Even George Floyd?
>>579391053>anon doesn't wanna fuck his daughtersuch a feeble mind you have
>>579391384Yeah "Chewy" is better
Jumby my beloved...
>>579391481It's not.
>>5793905054 fucking teams? I’m sitting this TOR out
>>579391384I will not stop saying chewy chewy chewy Also>Guy names Alphatauri>Using the clothes brand and not Toro Rosso
Chewy > The Blonde General Student Council President (Forma de Faker)
Oi, you can't post that
>>579391713Looks like a mook enemy for an Earthbound ripoff indie game
Shouko
I'm a Sensej who can think for himself. I call her Nise-chan.
Shoko
>>579391480are you illiterate anon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k0l5TIlUdf4Mama sex
>>579391869>I'm a Sensej
>>579391945>his waifu is only SS+ tier lmao
>>579391719I want that pacifier
Ako is still my favorite cow student but that may change when Kotone is implemented
The monthly reset is in 10 hours. Buy what you need from the shops.
>>579391869oh boy lookie here we have a special snowflake
I ate hot wings and now my ass is on fire and my stomach is bubbling like an active volcano
>>579392080im broke chise
>>579392080What do I need?
President Lore
>>579392138Fix yourself.>>579392150The things.
See thisWhat do?
Sex.With Koyuki.
Chewy's duty as the GSC president is taking care of Schale's needs
why did hasumi's new artist make her so thin?
>>579392451retard
>>579392451Anon... the joke is that she's not actually overweight but that her tits are just that heavy
Where's everyone?
>>579391787it's teto from that one song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38EuG2dAyM
>>579392497>>579392526but she's definitely thicker in her old art
>>579392529>Monday
how do I get this?https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13405348&
>>579390854Beluga just makes me think of that meme video youtube channel.
Went to the Akiba pop up today. Can confirm BA playerd are all either old salarymen or young baby faced 30 year old.
>>579392845It's obvious by looking at the live audiences of blue fes
>>579392845unc archive
>>579392845all me
>>579388653A lot of japs call her mochi-mochi kaichou which is the same thing
Day 1 haul.
>>579393062Miyako
>>579393062Mitcher
https://x.com/animetrends/status/2094164501440417949>Kazusa's VA recorded her own fart soundsIt's over for Kazusafags
Plus some random badges.
>>579392617You can compare them right now in paint, old Hasumi is actually slimmer in her fattest area.
>>579393169Wife material
>>579393169>she produced them herself with her mouth.FAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>579393169
>>579393182Cute Seia
>>579393204Wrong. Hasumi is not slim in any place.
>>579393169>Voice actress Yuko Natsuyoshi took her dedication to her work to another level by confessing that the fart sounds of her character in the anime Yani Neko are not library effects: she produced them herself with her mouth.>her mouthLARP LARP LARP SAHUUUUUR
>>579393062based
>>579393169Akira is a way better kot anyway
O Captain, my Captain!
>>579393386I'm surprised no zoomer has asked why we keep saying O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN
>>579393284her arms and calves are pretty slim
>>579393446Why?
Reisa's fat ass...
What did she mean by this?
I love Iroha
Sex.With Ibuki.
wake up /bag/
Wakamo
>>579390039>second phase where he says let me be clear and turns invisible
>"I'm surprised no one asked this">people asked why>Said nothing>Leaves
>>579393983Uh... Because it's a very famous poem and shows a deep respect for a leader, which in the original poem was Abraham Lincoln but in this case whoever the captain (literal) is?
Who is Abraham Lincoln
>>579394120Abraham ma nuts lmaoooooo
What, you weren't there in 1865? Fucking zoomers
I thought it was from the movie
>>579394097Look at meI'm the captain now
How is it possible for an entire squad of 3rd years to be so flat?
My wife, Ichika and my paramour, Konoka
>>579394097its from the robin williams movie
>scroll down vids>can't tell if AI or not
will i make it?
>>579394329
>>579394209Look at how flat she is! Sugoi!
I need to fuck Hasumi.
>>579394273Sure it is champ, sure it is
>>579394329>10k plat slotsEU bros this isn't fair...
>>579394418no you don't
lol
ew
>Fox web event already overFuck. I thought i had like, until maint at least.I just didn't want to login multiple times for the rewards. My lazy ass got what It deserved i guess.200 pyrox right? What did the page look like this time?
>>579391045>waste pyrosYou don't love your students.
>>579394703It was 600 and some freebies like reports and orbs
>>579394772I do, the permanents one will come to schale on their own.
>>579394703
>>579393169funny how Kazusa was seen as top gf material back in 2022 when her VR was released.Now she becomes a joke because she's associated with that shit anime.
I thought this general does not care for the characters’ voice actresses?
>>579394965Kazusa is just like that though
>I thought [thing no one said]
Reisa wonned
Kazusa should fart in my face
>I thoughtyou are!
>>579394965It was in 2025.She did eroge voice acting in the same yearAnd now she's more associated with Kaguya
Blue Archive girls don't fart or poop you baka
>>579395054Many are saying this
>>579395081What's Kirby doing there?
>>579394840>>579394891And to think i went to sleep believing forgetting to claim the PvP pyrox before they expired a 4th time was my biggest loss.Was there anything interesting on the webpage? Would directly linking it not work?I guess not, but hey, one last cope.
Many are saying many are saying this.
Everyone liked that
>>579395219I think it's still on the general page with nexon events? I don't think you can claim the free stuff anymore but you can try. Other than that it was just a wallpaper you could download
no one is saying that
>>579395081Poyo
I can't believe anonymous has to find a job to make up for the lost pyrox
I live with welfare money...
>>579393169Kazusafags eating good I guess
Just wanna make sure, we have a few hours after reset before the event is closed right? I need to farm some extra elephs so that I don't waste my ligmaballs
we don't post picklezoos here
pickles are gross anyway
>>579395395sure anon, take your time, no reason to hurry at all
Hmm? Nyo.
>>579395395You've got time until maintenance, just don't wait till the last second
>>579395285Well, i'll have a look in 10 hours once i'm back from work. Wish me luckAt least my internet is not acting up anymore
nn. yes
>>579395395You have an hour before it closes, better do everything now
>Peroro Lunatic is 3T with average investment nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILxYublbYik
>>579395625We're not doing outdoors this week bruh
>>579395554>>579395395>>579395587Unrelated but this whole thing reminded me that there are anons who missed the remaining daily reward right after maintenance for events like the ramen farming. You'd have to not sleep in certain timezones to not miss it.
>>579395119The loathsome Cath Palug is an exception.
>>579395219>>579394703(You) failed to join the FOX squad.
https://x.com/KR_BlueArchive/status/2094349485325574327I don't remember marrying Nico..
>>579395625>OutdoorsRetard
>>579394965Funny how you keep shitposting with that.
>>579395694There are 7 or 8 hours between reset and the event ending. There's no way you go to sleep exactly before reset and sleep through the whole thing.
>>579395573https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/thefoxoutHere's the direct link I found, maybe it's still on? It says 8/31 6:59PM UTC so maybe it still works, try now if you can
>>579395673>>579395769No one cares about jp, fuck off.
Miyako
This man is a foxsexlet. Point at him and laugh.
>>579395870this
No more cringe crit malding with bRio. Fuck Kaitenegers.
happy anniversary
>>579395903just do a 2t with a cleanup dHina and it's comfy af
>>579395870You're not getting outdoors either retard
>>579395976anniversary of what? nothing happened
>>579395554>>579395587I would love to finish it right now but I don't have the AP, only way I can do it being getting the AP bonus from the daily pakeji after reset.>Pyro refreshAlready did 30x3, not doing 60x3 refresh thank you very much
>>579396023I'm not saying we're getting it soon retard. It was just a statement.
>Suzumi crushed a flashbang with her bare handsShe was supposed to be their protector. Their queen.
>>579396003I was already cleaning up 10m but to get to P2, ot took 20 mins of crit-malding daily.
it's weird that I haven't seen any Kazusa x Yanineko fanart organically on my feed yet because japs love their seiyuu fanart in other IPsnot a Kazusafag and I love that manga btw
when's smeg
ma
I'd rape Reisa.
>>579396050People actually 60x3 refresh...?
>>579396114well then it just sounds like you're either really underinvested or doing a shit rotation, worst case scenario I'd have some HP left in P1 after last bRio hit but little enough that I could just finish that off with autoattacks and start P2 with <10 accumulated cost, and I only had 2 or 3 mill to clean up with the second team. For me malding would just mean doing the whole thing in one team.
>>579396050He's fucking with you bro, no event ends randomly in the middle of the day. You've got like 15h to do it, check the end date in the menu
>>579396050>Already did 30x3, not doing 60x3 refresh thank you very muchlike, on top of buying AP pakeji?
>>579396324
Foxes are infinitely more filty than cats by the way.
When can we talk about Neru again?
>tfw top 100 fastest Torment Kaiten runs and I didn't even notice Wow
>>579396414You mean like she'll piss in my bed?
thanks, chatgpt
>>579396414and? so are dogs, and /bag/ can't stop fucking dogs
>>579396389Both packs, yes. I had to farm the gifts and purple mats too
>ywn laze around with Chewy all day, spoiling her while she complains about not wanting to go to workFuck this gay earth
I'm saving my dick for the inevitable fish student
>>579396472We have sweet plaps with canines
>>579396421What would Neru think about Iroha
>>579395785Is it really shitposting when it's actually true.
>>579396579She'd probably think she's hot and want to go out with her
>>579396507>Wished into reality just to be a wagie whose job is to tard wrangle everyoneChewy...
>>579396472Hey! I resemble this remark!
https://www.fanbox.cc/@putama/posts/12441129
>>579396469fwiw if you are as lazy as me, here is the prompt I used. Replace 55539 with whatever amount of event points you haveThere is a store that contains 7 items, each of which costs 200 currency.You have 55539 currency.You need to buy from the store in rounds. For every round, you must buy:Item A: 4 timesItem B: 4 timesItem C: 3 timesItem D: 4 timesItem E: 2 timesItem F: 4 timesItem G: 4 timesHow many rounds of buying can you complete with your 55539 currency?Additionally, what are the item totals of items A through G by the end?
>>579396659
>>579396901what kind of dork uses fake glasses
>>579396659Why am I Markiplier?
>>579396825Are you really so fucking retarded you can't divide 55 by 5? How can you even read?
>>579396192That depends on who you follow.Sometimes I get Kazusa crossover of yami neko
>More people are starting to have Neru as their waifuHey, um, can you guys pick other students? I'm sure there are better students for you out there haha
>>579396986I don't know if you're being deliberately obtuse or what, but it is not a matter of dividing 55 by 5.Every item needs a different total amount. If you want to buy every item needed for your point total, you must calculate how much you can actually spend for those items, because you do not buy them in equal amounts
>>579397016Licking neru's sternum
>>579397016That's gay
>>579396963you wouldn't get it
>>579397043>3 of the bomb, 2 of the sd card, 4 of the rest>multiple by the amount of roundsWow, that was hard.
>>579396993my feed is like 80% BA rest random japcrapI figured with seiyuu neta being such a low fruit to reach there would be a lot of people drawing it especially since yanineko is also popular on twitter, I guess I just dodged them for some reason.
>>579396045Only 10 days left for Kirkversary bro
Birthday girl fap:old (https://exhentai.org/g/3485405/5db50a3754/)Unfortunately no real doujinshi for mahou shoujo sohttps://exhentai.org/g/3609332/8307fed182/https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/8e/26/8e26dc8391d8325ad8c05870d9c6462c.png
>>579397016it's not like the gay guys who want to play BA have much choice, it's either Neru or Akemi and the latter isn't playable yet
AHOY! Surely it won't take 5+ years for her to be playable...
>>579397132>tfw can't go to panda after upgrading my PCtried all of the tricks I saw (5+ different methods) and none of them worked.I am -this- close to installing the fucking spyware to get around it.
>>579397043Every round is the same right? If you’re doing X rounds you just need to multiply X by however many items you need and then do that for each itemA little tedious maybe but not really something you need to write a 10 page chat gpt prompt forEven if your math is off you can sell the items back for the exact price you paid so the only possible brick is simply letting your points expire
>>579397187At least the lesbians have Pandemonium now
>>579397112Or I could just word the problem into a machine, basically like using a calculator in the first place, and save timeYou can time save a bit by consolidating 5 of the items that cost the same, then still need to account for the remaining 2you have to first do of course the simple calculation in the first place--assuming you didn't know offhand that every round costs 5000You need to note down every result yourself in either a list or a grid for optimizationIt's a waste of time
>>579396825I want to stick my sugoi inside her janai.
>>579397245>10 page chat gpt prompt forIt's a 12 line prompt, and is less work that the tedium of doing it yourself + the introduction of possible human error (I did it myself on JP for what it's worth)
>>579397240Unless you are a fan of AI galleries, 3d and western shit nhentai is the best place for porn doujinshis though
>>579397256>>579397335do retards really
>>579397256We get it, you're a retarded zoomer that must pray to AI god for every little thing.
I hate using DHina because at start of the map she always takes a second to stand still instead of running, probably to fantasize about being raped or something
>>579397373>>579397387Luddites who unironically would get upset if you used an abacus.
>>579397353I thought nhentai doesn't have lolis
I tried but I can't play this game. Sensei is a literal nobody. How can I play this game when I'm just a loser high school teacher instead of the Bloom Bearer, Hero of Jinzhou, Dark Thunderbolt, Woolie Warrior, Lord Arbiter, Astral Modulator, Black Lamb, Seed of Fate, Chief Steward of the Black Shores, The Laureate, Cat's Eye, Mighty God-Killer, Righteous One, Champion of the Great Agon, Hero of Heroes, Unwritten One, The Passenger, Senior, Star, Dreamwalker, Voidworm Rider, Guide of Civilizations, Dang-Bao's Eminicity, Lightbringer, Righteous Smiter of the Defiled, and the Cultivator.I mean look at this guy, he's a fucking balding loser. I can't self-insert as this I just fucking can't and it ruins the game
>>579397428just walk away and stop doubling down you retard
>>579397016>Irrelevant after bunny>Today she has artists dedicated to herHow did she do it
>>579397463Walk away from what
>>579397461Idiot, you're supposed to self insert as a cute boy student like Neru or Maki instead.
>>579397230those 3 are the most goonable doe
>>579397016What the fuck is she even trying to hide there's literally NOTHING there
>>579397240good to see the filter is working as intended>>579397353>he thinks groceries come from a grocery store
>>579397428Hot takeI like AI music because the production of good AI music actually requires skill and effort on the part of the producer.
Actually I'm a prompt engineer
>>579397353>nhentai is the best place for porn doujinshis thoughLMAO
>>579397582I don't agree with that, but will note that practically all electronic music is basically early AI. A bunch of noise a human can't naturally make, adjusted with physical manipulation or changes to graphs/numbers. So, while I think AI music is usually quite uninspired, I can acknowledge it's *possible* someone could use it well in music because people literally have already been using "randomness" in music for like over a hundred years
>>579397461Skill issue.
>>579397572bro I had been using the same account and same method to bypass panda for like 7 years minimum and it just stopped working out of the blue around a year ago
Good morning fellow Sensei~
>>579397736I look like this and say this
Why do retards here feel the obligation to defend their retarded take till the last breath? Nigga you're anonymous, just stop replying
>>579397482I'm already nooticing some Xitter artists whose OCs look like Neru (down to her personality too). She may be mogged popularity wise by secondaries flocking to Asuna and Karin but I think deep down Neru left a bigger impression overall.
I am retard
>>579397717Clear cookiesLog into forums on e hEx should just workidk what else to tell you
>>579397736Yooo it's the canon sensei from the Black Suit route
>>579397717>cookies how do they work
I eat cookies for breakfast
>>579397736
>>579397938snacks can't do work idiot
>>579397353Anon... I...
Neru is so cool...
I'm losing brain cells reading this thread.
>>579397736putting aside the darkness, I hate this kind of suave sensei who wears a black dress shirt and white suit.sensei gives off 100% schlub vibes
Last Insane in plat...
1 year ago...
peeing inside ibuki
>>579398064>34,9 scorenigguh how many teams is that?
>>579398064which one are you?
I think neru needs a punk skater alt.
peeing inside anon above
Sadpanda has 40k first ed art uploaded there for some reason so it's the superior site.
>>579398038that must be dangerous for someone like you who doesn't have a lot of them to begin with
>>579398001snacks got the boot like 20 years ago unc
>>579398138I'm fine, thank you.
4 day week. I must LIVE.
>this literal who loli character with less than 6k drawings on danbooru AKSHUALLY has a bigger impact than Asuna (18k)Sure bro
Panda has cosplay sluts so it's superior. And I say this unironically
>>579397938>>579397864this was what I had been doing for years until it stopped workingdelete yay and it usually works for me, I did that for years everytime I switch computersfrom what little I can gather it seems like that my account was put on a blacklist (as shown by me having the mystery cookie) despite me never doing anything significant thereI uploaded 2 doujins many years ago, never mass-spam galleries like the aislop spammers there and I never start fights in the comment sections like the chinksthank god japs has been more prone to selling their doujins on dlsite or I would had gone mad a while ago.
>>579398304I can rotate bananazoos in my mind
who is blud quoting?
>>579398295...
me
Walnut's voice is so sexy...
Based on the stuff I'm seeing on X the most common BA girls people rip off as their ocs being:TokiYuuka (usually paired with a Noa character)KeiMomoi and MidoriNeruRio (arguable because her archetype predates her)Now what do all of these girls have in common?
>>579398508Autism and/or low IQ?
>>579398508Theyre all autistic
>>579398508All made for sensei dick?
>>579398538>>579398558>>579398564They're all Millennium retards
>>579398508they are all foids
Millennium game
>>579398508Millennium best school? Tell me something I don't know
>>579398587Holy shit dudeI didn't realize thatOh my God spare some brain cells for the rest of us
>6 hour threadWhere's everyone?
>shuro false flag pic
>>579398883The Game
Post sexy Shuro
>>579398372missing 'sk'
Eden Treaty was a false flag
>>579398883It's Monday.
>>579398945
>>579399005WHEN
guys do WHAT with their butts????
haccha :D
Easiest student to get pregnant?Hardest student to get pregnant?
>August 2026>We are forgotten
sandwich anyone?
>>579398962please elaborate
>>579399105>Easiest student to get pregnant?Ibuki>Hardest student to get pregnant?Kayoko
>>579399121they're dead lol
Why is Monday?
>>579396469Why do you need an AI to do single digit addition for you?
>>579399105>Easiest student to get pregnant?Kokona>Hardest student to get pregnant?Shun
Shuro said i had a fat ass...
>>579399253Was she right?
>>579399253She's right you know
>>579399005Shiiiit, maybe it was worth it to be assaulted by ghost umbrellas
>>579399121why did they die smiling
>>579399316They won the long-con.
>>579399105SeiaKayoko
>>579399105>Easiest student to get pregnant?Malkuth>Hardest student to get pregnant?Ibuki>Impossible student to get pregnant?Kokuriko
I love this stupid .gif so much that I put it on my keyboard's tiny screen
>>579399316They remembered a very funny joke right before they died
>>579399446lmao look at this dumbass waddling
>>579399230I don't, as I said elsewhere I've done it before on jp. Here I just saved time from inputting numbers into excel
>>579399105>Easiest student to get pregnant?Haruka due to her bad luck>Hardest student to get pregnant?Asuna due to her good luck.
>>579399446What keyboard? I was thinking about buying one for some time
>>579399105>Easiest student to get pregnant?Yukari>Hardest student to get pregnant?Kokuriko
>>579399437sexy seia
>>579399446And she waddles awayWaddle waddleAnd she waddles away Waddle waddle'til the very next dayBum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum
This is enough for plat right? I think I'll move up just 500 ranks?
>>579399738
>>579399738Pack it up bwo, it's over
>>579399738You're fine, this isn't GA. I'm right above you, so I'd know.
Why did everyone collectively stopped posting Kei?
>>579399795why is this the bald edit lmao
>>579399403>>579399649>Two Kokuriko answers…Guys, she’s not that old, she’s only [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
>>579397240methods? what methods? you login and you're in. Are you one of these that rely on shady extensions to steal their passwords because they can't login to a site?
>>579400018WE are bald here
>>579400123Not me, I got finasteride and minoxidil!
>>579399625Aula S75 that I got for $25. Last time I bought a keeb was a decade ago (Corsair K65 with Cherry Reds) and I'm honestly flabbergasted on how much keyboard you can get for under $50 these days.
>>579399973The whole point of V EX is that Key can grow as a normal girl nowI don't know why the community keeps potraying her as if she stayed 15 forever
>>579400123
we
>>579400224She can be a normal girl, and it’s a normal girl thing to stay short and flat forever.
I want to have sex with Nonomi's ass
>>579400224i thought she just turned herself into the same type of robot as Aris
>Students who explicitly like bald men
???
>keyboards without the numpadI am vomit
>>579400417>>579400434Yuuka x2 posts
>>579400196>(Corsair K65 with Cherry Reds)I still have the K70 MKII I bought many years ago but I fucking hate it. I never managed to get used to red switches after years of using it and I found the keys to be too small compared to the keyboard I used before it (random Mad Catz keyboard with chink brown switches) and being on a laptop most of the time I tend to prefer chiclet keyboards anyway. so last year I bought a Keychron K1 Max (low profile keyboard) with brown switches and have been happy since. I'll probably never use reds again, hate the feeling of typing on those switches
I miss Athena-3 bwos...
>>579400434I have a separate matching numpad I put on the left of the keyboard. more space for the mouse and it feels more natural to me
>>579400392Both Aris and Kei were implied to have a human body after A1 VEXC3
oui
>>579400678Alice's daughtervagina...
>>579400434Not everyone is an accountant nigga
>>579400678That's not what happened. Aris gave up her limitless potential (and La Voz vagueposted that she can ask for it again later anyways)Aris' body is unchanged, and Kei's body became just like, guess who: Aris.
what did they mean by this?
>>579400756but what if they use blender
>>579400498Fuuuuck, do I have to go bald then? I still have full head of hair
>>579400434bloat
>>579400842Fapping to things like this is gayer than faping to men/women with cocks
>>579400842Now this is EPIC
>>579401057You forgot your gookako
it ain't me
>>579401057Bro your gookako pic?
its always you, even when its not
>>579401112Senator's son?
If you replied to that instead of instantly hiding it, you are the problem.
Just realized that people are falsefagging as akrobros without using an ako pic
>>579401057gookako-sensei...
>>579401112Not a Fortunate son?
there is a difference between akobro and gookakobro
>>579401237It's still your fault for making gay posts and attaching gookako pics
e
>>579401392who is that on the far right?
>>579400516Yeah... as cool as I thought the K65 was design-wise, I really didn't like using it that much because of the switches. It's mostly relegated to longer gaming sessions. Most of the time, I was using my CM QuickFire TK with blues. But it's really fun how chinese brands have gone full autist with linear switches these days.
>>579401392Truke, Kaya's backstory was very sad
>>579401392Isn't Kaya story literally just>I miss prez so now I'm going to belive I can do wathever she could
>>579401093Fucking kek
>>579401392&Kaya!
>>579401530You forgot>I'm tired of getting brutally titmogged every day.
>>579400783Hence "implied". We don't know to what extent did Kei's body change or what the soft voice meant when it said Aris will become a regular student that could "grow"
>>579401112>>579401170>>579401264uncbros...
Remember that the most inteligent girls in the game (Kaya and Rin) idolize THIS the mostAnd y'all want to smack her everytime a limited banner comes around
>>579401392bro your fat shiroko? your mika my princess scene?
My canon wife Fuuka...
Kaya is posting itt right now
after I marry my studentwife I'll turn lazy and let my beard and beer gut grow
Why is no one posting the birthday girl?
>>579401708Who invited this idiot?
Kaya needs to be released from prison already
>Big arona was so stressed she turned herself into a child>Ayame was so stressed she turned herself into a demonwho is more retarded
>>579401708i like her :)
>>579401808Suzumi anon has unfortunately passed away
>>579401808I think Suzumi is very sweet.
>>579401920
>>579401937the strain of willing magical Suzumi into existence did him in, how sad...
>>579401921This is a tricky question, but the answer is Yume
Sensei does not like Chewy. Plana said so.
>>579387095I think the asians just aren't aware of the fact black people have white soles and palms.
i barely have any images of the GSC president saved, she's getting mogged hard by chewy
The GSC President fakes her orgasms.
Neither Rin nor Kaya repaired the door that FOX broke down
>Lost GSC President position>Sharing OS space>Was the app icon only for anniversariesYour heroine of the game, everyone.
>>579402275Oh yeah? I don't see chewy as the app Icon
>>579402275she's the heroine of my heart...
>>579402275Arona... forgotten...
>>579402275>everyone wants to abuse her when they get shit rolls
>>579402275Key WILL remain as the ap icon for me forever
Is shark teeth good for you?
I fell in love with big Arona before Chewy ever existed, I feel it's better that she makes a comeback than that Chewy steals her place.
>>579395846It worked holy shitThink you so much anon, you're a lifesaverId post proof but i'm phoneposting and the verification just informed me i'm a robotLazyfags, you still have time so hurry and grab your pyrox
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>579401718i should read V3 again because when i got there she was just my student, afaik they already fixed the trannylation
>>579402529Chewy isn't replacing anyone. Sensei and Fox squad will reveal her perfidy to all of Kivotos but instead of disappearing or going away to prison she'll join Arona and Plana in Sensei's watch. then we go back to the status quo of missing GSC president
>>579402492Nigga what the fuck are you playing
thoughts on (You)r stat spread?
>>579402773whats wrong with divinity 2
>>579402275>your face when Chewy becomes the 6th anni app iconArona...
>>579402815leadership is literally sensei's thing
>>579402563No problem bro, I was worried you might be gone for these 10h so by the time you came back to try it out, it would no longer work
I want to see an event where Koyuki is doing seminar work
I want to see an event where Yuuka is not bullying everyone around her and she doesn't nag me every time something bad happens
>>579402916she doesn't see you as the alpha
>>579402773ps2 has a very good library
I think this is the first time this game actually made me feel old
>>579402773>he didn't play Blue Archive for the PS2
>>579402773Picked up Ar tonelico 2. It's been of fun and there's a loli named Cocona. Also I though it was Yuri because the 2 main heroines kiss in the opening cutscene but the black haired one is EXTREMELY thirsty for the male protagonistWould recomend
>>579403119unc bros...
>>579402815>Max charm>After they hotfixed the charmscaling and charm weaponsDidn't beat the game.
>>579402492i need this nigga dead
>>579402815Strength 1 I can agree with but politics and leadership is bullshit!
>>579402838>>579403087>>579403152>>579403165Are we really gonna ignore THAT?
>>579402815Kei would never call you useless…
>>579403119>>579403171Fuck you this one actually hurts.
>>579403249Yeah deltarune is gay we get it
>>579403249We know Deltarune fans are kinda ass but we don't judge that here
>>579403165BasedI wish Gust wasn't under KT shoe so we could get more Ar Tonelico
>>579403249>ignore THAT?Abiotic Factor is also very good. One of the few games where I don't know where the fuck the map is taking me too.
>>579403249Yeah, his wallpaper is kinda shit
>>579402492Abiotic factor is a fine game to play with friends
why does /bag/ call her chewy?>>579403165>picked misha in the first game>picked cloche in the second gameshurelia and jaqli fanboys hate me
bake
>>579403419>>579403419>>579403419
Divinity 2 >>>>>>> BG3
>>579403451I prefer BG1
>>579403451based
>>579403119I don't get it.
my cute depressed wife