Previous: >>579397251>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky, Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro PalmerCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Epiphaneia (3*), SSR Efforia, SSR Mr. C.BNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
so why did witgod shill sweepy speed over bobo speed?
Digitan LOVE
My hero...
>Mayano threadIt already fucking smells
>got kicked from my club>1 day before gibswhat the FUCK
Tachyon LOVE
Honestly this is how I felt whenever Topro shows up in anime. Her giant boobs were too distracting.
>shit RNG scenario>shit hoguri slop CMsi'm so happy i didn't pull for tachyon and got 0LB hello from freebies
>>579415446based....so fucking zased....
i kinda dont get the hakuraku thingis the cm performance measured only from those who upload their race data?
>>579415378smells good?
Another Muv-Luv Monday has hit /uma/! Half TP is over and cm is in full swing so it's back to the regular Umamusume: Pretty Derby and know and (maybe) love. I've seen a lot of fluctuations in what ranks are winning races in round 2 (even lost to an SS+ Daiwa myself) so hopefully people are starting to realize that bigger number does not always equal better. I hope all of you sweats have already made it to A finals and of course wish everyone still trying to grind out 3 wins good luck in qualifying! Oh and a quick and easy retention in class 6 as well.Wow, would you look at that: the Muv-Luv franchise is once again on sale on Steam! That means we're continuing the trend that the classic visual novel franchise has managed to be discounted every single month of 2026 so far after almost making it through August without being half off. It's almost like the developers are really desperate and want you to experience this celebrated sci-fi drama at any cost (but most commonly at 60% off)! So why not finally give it a shot and dive in to wacky world of Muv-Luv:Extra and see what the hubbub is all about?
>>579415446Now thats sending a message
this card is top tier.
>>579415446Surely not an /uma/ club
Are you ready for CM19?
>>579415446Mambwo...
>NYOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT LE WHALE LOBBY HOW CAN THIS BE?? ummm... my team??? uh it is 3 metasloppers uhhh NO YOUR JOBBER LOBBY VICTORY DOESN'T LE COUNT! it just doesn't alright!!! im le based f2p player i should be the one getting the jobber lobbies!!!! uuhhhh im not a jobber THO! uh huh definitely not a WHALE lol NOPE get me out of the WHALE LOBBY GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT NYOOOOWWWW! GIVE ME THE JOBBER LOBBY IM A JOBBER NOT A WHALE HEAR MY CALLS STYGAMES I JUST WANT AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD even though im straight up metaslutting it up UHHHHHHH NOO IM A F2PCHAD THO GET ME OUT OF THE WHALE LOBBY NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now i can't listen to ms pigtoria BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I DON'T DESERVE THIS! my honest METANIGGER team should not be placed in le DISHONEST PAYPIGGY lobby!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! my METASLUT 200 gajilions runs 10 careers per neetday 100 porcento HONEST EFFORT and CUMSWEAT team SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING le paypigged cash to effort ratioed TEAM!!! NOOOOOOOO oooo
>>579415446next time don't flatline you lazy fuck
>>579415748many are saying this
>>579415370
grandlive is a literal front scen and next scen is also a front scen.
>>579415659I'll just throw in some independent training umas and move on to cm20. This shit is ain't worth the effort.
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting two new brickbros interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579415636Sexy UmaSexy VASimple as that
@Umagrok give me a list of the clubs that survived half TP as A+
>>579415659Nobody here will be running a xoguri team, right guys
you can get the stars once a day, right?
lazy chads we made it in one run with auto selection
>>579416043HISHIAMA SEXOOOalso yes
>>579415446Why would autis/uma/ do this...
>>579415370>>579415925MAMECHIN LOVE
>>579415926And yet fronts are bad (source: this general) Curious...
>>579415446brickedgwo....
>>579416098ok thanks hishibro
>>579416260HOLY and you're welcome
>>579416202front decks literally get more tokens and they can use speed suzuka with speed tachyon
>>579415659SWEEPY mentioned!!!
>>579415926you forgot to attach the smug oguri pic fwo
>>579415180No. I've tried this as a cheeky run before and I got the short version
I kinda like these two fuckers.
>>579416041>>579415659i'm gonna run pace xog and 2 doms, what about you?
MAN SHE'S LIKE A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY DOG
>>579415608I dont think I can handle 3/4 gacha, heard Muvluv is getting 2, any idea which one is good maybe I could just try it outI almost dropped Uma during Trackblazer when Taimanin gacha was released, sadly its just barebones I ended up dropping that instead.
>>579416574They are pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5Dcp0AGfE
>>579415659i’ll clank a xog and 2 dominators and call it a day
>>579415659healthy balancepink skills fucking WHEN?
Hello friends!!
>>579415659Yeah, sure, i guess.
>>579416868sup
>>579416947
>>579416610Now you can choose between the evil fucked up dog (stinko) and the kind benevolent puppy.
>>579416610I look forward to being her trainer and watching her grow into a titty monster that intimidates me
>>579416613There's 2 but one of them hit EoS. The current Muv Luv gacha is Girls Garden and idk if I would recommend that one considering it takes a lot of creative liberties with the worldbuilding and I've just generally heard few good things. It's coming this year though apparently if you want to try it out anyway.
New parent unlocked
>>579416971
>>579416868Hello babydachi
>>579416980>>579417025Big goes "wan wan". Stinko goes "grrr...."
>>579415446Bricked is recruiting 2 people!
>>579417119>>579417127Hello!!
>>579417085I didn't knew until recently that her inherit is as good as triumphant pulse AND fronts can use it
>Dropping to B+ after several months of being in AUmatism...
>>579417435it's because it only got buffed relatively recently
>Cafebro>Machan>reddit tachyon isn't a debufferCafebro... Please win the A finals...
>>579417621>ace tachyonso this is true sovl...
>>579417638She's gonna nose bleed all over your crotch
>>579415784Would she really? Would she actually enjoy watching me pound Special Week's umanko over and over again up close getting the stains splattered in her face and watching my balls twitch after unloading into Spe letting my cum dribble out resisting the urge to lick it up before it hits the sheets before getting smacked my dick before I let Sky clean up after? Do you really think she's that kind of girl?
is Aoharu better for building long umas? I need to upgrade my TT team if I want to keep retaining semen
>no nothing>still get new followers periodically with random non-loopa parent cool
>>579417982not really but you do need to use umas with inherent recoveries again for your long TTs if youre doing them in GL
>any time my Fine or Rice gets Lucky Pace they will 100% loseHas Lucky Pace been nerfed? I know they're going to lose Budding Blossom, but they still have Neck and Neck, Determined Descent, and Ignited Power.Early on in this game Lucky Pace was near guaranteed win and got my Rice the win in first CM.
>>579417965I want to be there for Machitan. Even when she's got a nosebleed.
>>579416868Hello babydachy my friend
>>579417982You just have to train umas with recovery ults + gold heal of their own with tons of stam sparks. Your 1600 speed will almost always beat fools who train their long umas in unity
When is this even usable?
>>579417968why would your balls twitch are you a woman?
I love my genius wife!
>>579417982No. You still want as much Speed as possible and Unity is locked at 1300 compared to 1600 for GL.You're giving up Power/Wit for Stam if you want build Long TT Umas. Get Stam sparks and throw in Super Creek card as usual. Spend any Passion token on Stam.
>>579418249When there is tracks with a sharp turns
Ayabe?
>>579415993>50milBuddy, it ain't half TP anymore.
>>579418286Your balls don't twitch when you cum?
>>579418441Stop posting Smart Falcon
>>579418249
>>579415659i thought this was supposed to be a paceGOD CM
>>579418249Sapporo, Hakodate, Fukushima, Kokura, Kawasaki and Funabashi.
>>579418536No
>>579418498no? only when i peecum is stored in the shaft
Wait I never see this motion before
>>579418632I'm sorry...
>>579418632
>>579418632Falcbro...
>>579418650alright, i’ll allow it for nowbut you’re on thin ice
>>579418690It is a rather Fine motion
no one actually hates falco. it's all jokes and games. right?
>>579418482I never read pages 3-4 of this, lewd
You're deeply in love with Falco.
Where is fake Raisubro who always posts Rice gifs? Is he running Rice ace or is he a fraud as always?
>>579418971>>579418879I like falco!
>>579418879>>579418971I hate falco!
>>579418865That was not intended... i swear
>>579418971I'm only interested in Falcos umanko
>>579418648so it basically means all the NRA tracks because they're much smaller
I`ve got too used with 3 speed cards
>>579418971
>>579418971if she sits on my face, i'll be in love with her
>>579418971‘s partner in making the Grand Live a success: Light Hello!
light hello is a bait card...
>>579415659Maybe this data will change substantially when more anons build better non-HogsI bet it won't, thoughThis is pretty discouraging, honestly. Yes, I know these are room matches and those are a Buhi Congress, but it sucks maining a style that has ...>checks10% WR. I might finally just take the open league pill. Anon shared the calculator last night, so it might be more fun than watching Hogs + 4 debuffers in every lobby in Round 2.
>Oguri
Maybe I should start posting all the webms I made here too
samson status?
>>579419606BEEEEEEG
>>579419606Big!
>>579415659Another XOguri cup
Mr CB wit is the most overrated card /uma/ advertised yet
>>579415659We are going to begin CM20 prep soon actually https://youtu.be/pBtPLyZnTHk?is=Tw6MZSBw0ltPgvUz
Can you guys keep posting club drama?I enjoy tabbing back here to read it after setting up another clanker ru
>>579419584>soccer fieldUmaball when?
>>579419584you should simply to spite "him"
>>579415659SHE STOOD UNSHAKEN, A PIG IN THE STORMA GAL OF CONVICTION, A WHALE REBORNSHE SPOKE THE TRUTH, THERE'S NO COST TOO HIGHSHE LIVED FOR CYGAMES, UMAFRAID TO STY(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.A PACER, A 'CLOSER, HER WALLET HELD NEARA DECK BUILT ON RAINBOWS, ON DEBT WITHOUT FEARTHE WORLD TRIED TO DEBUFF, BUT HER OINK REMAINSIN US IT ECHOES, THE XOOOOOG SHE SUSTAINS(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.THE CHANMI IS RAGING, THE BROWNEST WILL DIEWE RISE WITH HER WHALING, WE EXIT THE STYBUHI IS ETERNAL, THE HOG IS OUR GUIDEWITH XOG AS OUR CAP(as in peak)TAIN, WE WALK SIDE BY SIDE(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.WE ARE XOGGY KIRKFOREVER ALIVEWE ARE XOGGY KIRKWITH XOG WE WILL RISE
>>579419584Brian tying me up after running away from daily sex session because my hips were hurting and barely missing my balls with an arrow to make sure I don't try this stunt again
>>579419271Falco seconds before being kissed
Good job you fucking retard. You got the other Oguri End Closer the win.
>>579419784wife
>>579419584Narita Brian
>>579419584Doesn't work without sound
>>579419824
>>579419792
>>579419606>we got Samsung before Daring Tact in the game
>>579415659I haven't started making my CM19 aces yerOdds: pace xogEvens: end xog0: I play OG cap
>>579419606Puppy coded!
I want Doto to eat me
>>579420034I still cant believe her parents send her and me to an expensive hotel and organized a private fire work just as a thank you We fucked btw
Round of CM is 2 days long? Right?
at tracen academy. straight up “seeking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The pearl
>>579419784The soundpost is broken btw
>>579420303yes, just like round 1 it will go on for 2 days. You have more tries to get into finals
>>579420303yeah, you have 5 hours until day 1 of round 2 ends, and then another 24h for round 2 day 2
>>579419982It does have sound but when I open the thread in a new tab the filename disappears. Are videos STILL bugged?
>>579418971she's cute but her alts are so boring
>>579420181GANBATTE MR SPERM!
>>579419584I already posted this one yesterday >>579264237
>>579420395buzzing like a common house fly
>>579420181Biwa is a big girl
>>579420452I wouldn't have known since I only check /uma/ once every few weeks
>>579420479For me
Disguising my metafagging by running xOguri with Spe and Rice to make a big eaters team
>>579420479her name is hayahide
>>579420663you should hang around more often
>>579420783My bro is so cute
>4M to derankDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>579420871this but my dick
>>579420735next you are gonna tell me that curren's name isnt curren
>>579420395I hate this video. Always pisses me off since it reminds me that I wasn't able to get this dickhead.
>>579420969Ojou, your skirt is hiked up...
>>579420969
>>579420942Her name is Chan.
>>579420897Stop shouting and start your clanker you dumb dahby
>finally get a good xog end closer>no>FUCKING>medium>S
>>579420897LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579421250BUT I DID
How high can a completely fresh account clank themselves in TT, all the way to round 6? If so, then I am just bad and stupid and unable to figure it out because I have been playing longer than that
I don't see any Samson posting
dahby always makes me chuckle
>>579421353should be stable 5 easily, maybe 5.5
>>579421353clankers suck ass, i get more points with my day1 mant tters
It's interesting to see that BOTH Fine and Shakur wanted to quit racing BUT does not want the other one to quit. It's like seeing people who agreed on the same thing but still argue anyway...
I will die without ever experiencing this
>the /Uma/Club flatliner movedSo they won't poach anybody this month?
>>579420173Her tits need nutrients
>>579421539I just maintained group 5 for the first week and that was only barely. A single match during the entire week scored above retain >>579421565Please teach me
>>579421368She's a child!
Palmer is so sex holy shit
>>579421890literally worst mejiro
Her name is One.
>>579421890SO TRUE!
>>579421946She's the only one for me after all
>>579421946ONE(nothing wrong with me)
>>579421946One Inari?
>>579421674
>>579421890She’s a cutieToo bad I hate froids
>>579420181damn Tickezo got nerfed in the anime
>>579421940that's not ryan
I need to do 3 star STAM clanks in Unity?
>>579422212No? Why would you think that
look at that energy consumptionriko would never
>>579421940thats not mcqueen(the never ending hunger)
Danchou I'm flatlining today
>>579422273I thought some one suggested it, i need to them in grand live then?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
It's time for men.
>>579420897>Danchud wanted to kick an obvious leech next month>An officer convinced him not towhat did I do to deserve this misery
>>579421674you can go to petting zoos and cuddle with horsesit’s pretty chill
>8 people in the club missed the quota for the monthDancho, I know you love all of us, but you must execute them after they get their gibs tomorrow...
>>579422283my youthful and devilishly sexy wife
>>579421940That's Ryne
>>579422421There's no quota anymore
>>579422401If we are going by his logic. he would need to kick about 1/3 of the club. There is no point in kicking him if he is just 10mill below the next bottom earner.
>>579421636They're very silly. I think they're both very cute but I can't see any interaction between them without thinking back to this god awful image.
Is this the only boob joke content in uma?
>>579421946One goal, One vision
>>579422672Thanks for the input Kane.
Next month is gonna be scary with no 1/2...
>>579422734I miss the non stop loops...
>>579422579the bottom5 all deserve a kick. actually embarrassing anyone is below 60mil in a month with half tp
bwos?
is this natty?
#FatFuckStruggles
>>579422421the great culling is soon....
>no quota>earn just slightly higher than the bottom earner to keep my placeNYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It is time that the Latebros & Pacebros took a stand against the jewery of the Front & End whales We can no longer accept their shameless & vile behavior We must band together & create a bastion of true Umamusume trainers
>>579422351Your clanked parent runs are best done in GL, yeah
our daughterino is so cute!
finally reached SS+ for the first time with curren of all trainees
>>579423052ends only need CB1LBthey are the poorfag style
My secret is that i flatline in A+ clubs and if they kick me i just move to another one. Sometimes i just change my name and come back to a club I was in a few months ago.
>>579422401THIS NEVER HAPPENED STOP MAKING ME LOGIN TO CHECK!!!!
>>579423103Rape
>>579422905Maybe, maybe not. But what do you expect from a no quota club. About half of us makes A+ fans and the other half doesnt. So we end up in that awkward position.
>>579423148kimono... please...
wouldnt kicking members before gibs make the rank drop?
>>579422929>posting before finishing the career
Any non mambo A+ clubs expecting vacancies soon?
>>579421885Ok?Just don't sexualize her
>>579423148i'm in a D rank club it's just me and a dozen mexicans jerking each other off to farm crown points
>>579423335Yes
>>579423335Oh no the club lost... 5m fans
Why is end oguri stronger than late and pace?
>>579422375Nyo.
Can you not do the shuka sho missions in one go?
Don't goon to my daughters please
>>5794231461LB is copePsyop to create Witlets by the Zion Elders of TracenAlso all the ends I see "coincidentally" have every other SSR MLB too, not just CBVery strange!
>>579423446Cant she just grill these veggies and eat them that way.
>>579423338yeah I got 2 rainbows on summer and no sp+2 or +3 it's so over
5/5 with my oshi!
>>579423436Try to think more XOguri cuck
>>579423436Stroll gives better activation timing than uma2. End has the strongest final spurt speed and it's a medium track so they have plenty of distance to catch up
Are there any christmas cake umas?
wtf I was laid off too just nowfrom one of my jobs/uma/ is cursed for us ojisans
>>579423661What did you do
>>579423642Light Hello
>>579423580...sure
>>579423580BASED
>>579423661>Flatlined at the job
>>579423661Stop being a pedo on worksite, how often do we need to tell you this?!
flat
>>579423661Become a teacher like me!
How does Windy have the same hip size as Biwa. What a caboose on the biter.
>>579423580Click race result...
Palmer has the best Mejiro tummy
>>579423661>having more than 1 jobonce again I thank God for not spawning me in the United States of Burgerland
>>579423661i just got a new better paying job so idk if it’s the general’s fault…
>>579423776They tried so hard not to make her sexy. But it never works.
>>579423661I've had the same employer for 9 years and 8 months. In 4 months time I'll get long service leave. Just don't get fired?
>>579423205not all bottom earners are equal, #16 earns triple the fans of #30you really don't lose anything by kicking the very obviously leeching browns, it's not hard to find someone willing to click 2 buttons more than once a day
>>579423661Was it because of AI or did you fuck up
>>579423781>an /uma/ poster as a teacherThis can only go poorly...
>>579424026Someone sent my twitter to HR...
>>579421890I wish I could have pulled her AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI love PalmerMaybe she'll spook me when I roll Brian, Blanco, Hokko, Fujin, or CB
>>579424026>>579423985>Being a COMPANY MANSorry Unc, but being a slave to a singular company most of your life is cringe.
>>579423968I feel like that says more about (you) than it does about cyge's character design.
>>579423776The baggy clothes won't stop my cock from getting hard.Peeling off her clothes is like unboxing a present. Her tight little body is the present of course.
>>579423994Thats true, but the rules are so vague he didnt do anything wrong technically. I am a sucker rules. So I wouldnt just kick someone bc he is the bottom earner.
>>579424054“but your honor she said she appreciated my guidance that means she’s into me”
>>579424054If anything I respect the boundary more than others here
>days of 1100 stam spechud clanking>not a single stam 2* spark, let alone 3*Maybe it's just better I give up on the next CM
Umamusume: Into the Pit
>>579424151>Someone sent my twitter to HR...
>>579418491>flatlining frank
>>579423913>excuses his laziness for being burgerngmi
>>579424167I'm a G-man. Sorry loser, but I work (occasionally) for the common good (very occasionally).
>>579424279what deck and scenario do you use to get 1100 stamina?
>>579415993I might come back if Hayashi is really leaving
>>579424203This trainer understands.
>>579424220>but the rules are so vague he didnt do anything wrong technicallyWrong. The rules are vague and therefore permit an interpretation that allows danchud to kick obvious leeches.
>>579415993>50milIs this the new reality for the ~le hecking comfy clubs?
>>579423661I got laid off on october last year 2 months after I started playing
>>579424452Hayash is joining a discord club
>>579424506Well tell him that and I post an approving sticker too. I like being in A+, but I dont see it happening like that
>>579424259After the hour long communal tangent yesterday about how fucking 14 year old's is actually fine I don't think I trust you.
>>579424530Uma&co has no quota and is gonna recruit 1 (uno) torena tomorrow!
>>579424506what do your rules say, exactly?
>>579423776Look at her head and face and hair. She's gonna be an erotic oneesan when she's older
>>579424452>rentfree ronald
>>579424584He's joining the Loopa club?
>saving a energy+30 lesson if I get low>3 double rainbow WIT trainings in a rowevery fucking time
>>579424635But I like hags not literal jailbait
>>579424646The quota is one ERP session with V Epstein & Umama Maxwell
>>579424787
>>579424380GL, balanced, 21 races total. You can replace Marvelous with a fourth stam card to guarantee 1100 stamina (as is, it can drop below 1100 if she gets a debuff or the rolls are shit) or switch the training focus to stamina, but these make it harder to hit SS
Woohoo!!Just got promoted! For two separate jobs!!!
>>579424646Why would anyone join that club willingly?
>>579415993I will apply in-game when after gib supply
>>579424891Despite the schizos shitposting, uma&co club members are good at the game so they can offer good advices
>>579425001>offer good advicesI know who you are
>>579425001Which members surely not V and Umama
I have a type
>>579424279I was running power clanker Gold City runs all month and never got a single 3* power despite constantly being between 1100-1200 power.
>>579425001lol
>danchou is begging us to not leave
>>579423913Speaking as a fellow AmeriKKKan wouldn't you need a second job in the U.S more than any other country?
>>579423705>>579424026Budget cutting I guess, at least that's what they said. desu I was kinda expecting it already>>579423781I am in your club...>>579423913I am in an even worse country...
>>579423335No
Raisu will surely destroy the filthy hog in the next CM
>>579424840damn I have both L. Hello and Riko at 1LB which one should I borrow
>>579425095Mambwo...
>>579425216What was your job function?
The musume
>>579425095They can have their comfy club, I'm destined for greatness
>be Vodka>Japanese Derby winner, first filly in 64 years, second in history, and to this day still the only one in the 21st century>first mare to win 7 G1’s>second highest-earning Japanese racehorse at the time>2008 and 2009 Japanese racehorse of the year, first mare to win the award in consecutive years>2007 JRA Special Award>One of Lemaire’s all-time favorites despite having ridden her only twice in the 2009 Japan Cup (which she won) and Al Maktoum in Dubai >Unarguably top 5 greatest mares in Japanese horse racing history>Meanwhile your scrawny retarded rival who couldn’t even manage the triple tiara is given way more attention just because she has bigger tits (3 scale figures in the past year alone btw)Why is Cyjew like this? I thought we were supposed to give the Umas attention proportional to their real life counterparts’ achievements, not their attractiveness and popularity.
>>579425161is this the famous american reading comprehension i’ve heard so much about
>>579425070Me
>>579425304more like musuko
Gold City feet in my mouth
>my trainer earned fewer fans this month than last month even with half tp
>>579420395I meant it's not the same without the gun sound when she released the arrow
>>579425374I don't think they particularly care as long as it means that they make more money.
>>579425560Dober wouldn't be this slutty
>>579425374Daiwa cuter!
>My shitty test run UG4 xhog can beat UF1 pace hog in test roomNo looking good for pace chaser.
>>579425216Bwo... I'm sorry to hear that. I was laid off two years ago so I'm still struggling to this day
>>579425229she can destroy my hog if you know what I mean
>>579425560what a slut
kimi to fuck
My feet in Dober's mouth
>>579425612
>>579425374Probably how ugly accomplished women feel. They can be some amazing scientist but we just don't care. The slut with fat saggy tits is much more interesting.
Creek's boobs on my face
dober more like hoeber
>>579425232Probably LH>>579425374Life is suffering
>>579425374Same reason they treat El condor pasa like that even when she was the first one to almost win l'arc btw
>no stam debuffers>770 stam and a gold>still died 10m before the goal as an end closerwhat the hell are these new stam requirements
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST BEFORE SENIOR SUMMER
>>579425374I think it’s fine that not every strong horse is a generic aura farming blank slate i.e. almond eye and orfevreuokka is kind of a loser but i think she’s more memorable because of it
samsung kawaii
>>579425846Sorry I got the wrong uma. I was supposed to go on a date with luminare-san
>>579425832me being suffocated in the middle
>>579425093similar story here. Now I've gotten 3 3* umas (2 3* power, one 3* speed) during my ace runs. Almost 100 careers, not a single fucking 3* stam or power, less than 30 ace runs, 3 3* blues. I fucking hate this game, sometimes.
>>579425832are creek and doto carrying inari in this image?
>>579425897>not rationing your speed and guts tokens during the friendship bonus bonanza concertshiggy diggy
>>579425560Dober, have you been playing Stellar Blade again?
>>579425846
Is it just me or Taiki feels kinda bad this cm?
>>579425617COW WIFE NUMBER ONE
>>579426164she performs better in tokyo and kyoto
>>579425876More Speed = More Stamina to sustain said speed.
>>579426164Taiki doesn't work if you don't build a team around her
Dia-chan daisuki
>>579426164You need angling + headon + descent for her to cope when she overshoots or become lucky pace
rate day 3 of cm18
>>579424907sounds good, don't forget to put /uma/ on your profile when you apply
>>579425869She didn’t win it though, did she?
>>579426529Look out for people bringing Sweep Tosho
>>579426529I'm going to get third in finals
So this is bricked because of the + right
I know sloptubers are hated here but I still use them to at least know what skills work and some general info about CMs, so I want to ask is Lightbird an okaysh one? I followed his guides since he releases them early for next cm.I dont have the will nor time to start studying a track, and I followed some guiding from this dude in the past and I'm doing well this cm, but then I checked his aces and they are UG2, Ug4 and UG7 (with fast learner lol). So now I'm wondering if I'm here just following someone who pretends to know because my worst ace this cm is UG7 and without FL...
Never thought I'd see a draw in the high ranks of TT.
>>579427043ye
>>579427043This is bricked because it's a 1*
>>579427043If you want to loop it, yeah. If you plan to use it as a parent for your ace, nmaybyes.
>>579427043you can still inherit the normal version from her
>>579427016folding stego over every chair and table I can find
>>579425374>no Vodka-Dasca focused adaptation everIt's like they are allergic to kino
18 song senior summer
>>579427161*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF* ah yes creek, just leave them in the laundry basket in my office after training and i’ll wash them for you
>>579426979More like super strong sex
>>579427226wtf is she adding to my fucking soup
>>579427312how
THEY GOT RID OF THAT STUPID 25 ROLL BINGO BULLSHIT. YOU INSTANTLY GET ALL 8 LINES, IT DOESN'T STOP ANYMORE FOR THAT SINGLE ROLL.
Aieee my mile S...
>>579427058>this beat UG and UF umas
>>579427309If daiwa wasnt an airhead she would have stuck her tongue out lightning mcqueen style to win
aaaaaaaah im speeeeeding
biter and biter-in-training
>>579427321This is true!
>>579427382SURE CNAT WAIT TO GET THAT IN GLOBAL, IN TEN FUCKING YEARS
>>579427076>>579427120Damnit.... It has everything I wanted except that...
>>579427161why is she telling me this? what is she trying to get at?
>>579427513seems like an easy QoL thing they can port to global way ahead of schedulei mean we got independent training like 5 years early
>>579427485>4 speed outside of OG URAIs that even allowed?
>>579427513They've been giving QOL early, this could probably be one of them.
>>579427612CyJew finds a way
>>579427324yeppersshe's in the soup!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzphttps://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
>>579427324MSG.
>>579427828
the real QoL i'm hoping for is an update to the godawful support card borrow UI
The real QoL is debuff ban
>>579428079that's not what QoL means
the real qol is me qolling myself
>get bored in hospital>rickey's trainer bring catalogue of this mixed sale thing>find the only northern farm mare to ever be bred with rickey on the sale>take said rickey potential turf horse>buy with only one bid for 5mil>no one wants to house her so pull in favours>LovcenSongwriting also has a new foal with Copano Rickey named Songwriting 2025 (meaning it hasn't been registered yet) the acquisition was basically before Lovcen debuted
>>579428079you STUPID ZOOMER TRANNY that is not what Quality of Life means>>579428140Much better
>>579427161Imagine…
>>579427936>to the godawful support card borrow UIStill not the best, but being able to choose exactly which card you like was a recent feature and it is very nice compared to having to spam refresh for a person on your friend's list to pop up with it.
>>579427636yes im f2p btw
>career has forced race that you don't have the aptitude for>low-roll and get a negative skill for losing>-50 skill points
>>579428182>>579428140Quality of Life meaning umas LIVE instead of DYING to stam debuffers. If that's not improving quality of their lives then i don't know what is
why are mares like this?
>login>there's cum on the club couch again
>>579428267why is this stallion wearing bloomers
>>579428451That's juice. They were drinking juice
OH YEAH!
>>579428502she behaves like a mare when we are alone
>camping dober>end hog cap>nishinoi'm tired and next cm will be even worse
>>579428451Makkuin wouldn't be annoyed by this.
WHO PUT JUICE IN MY RAMEN
>>5794286282 more CMs... Then arimaKINO
I love ningen women
>>579426589Yes, but at least she didn't throw like orfre
>>579428164>Lovecen is rickeyspawnLORE???
>>579428758She keeps greeting my ass when she greets me at the school gates. My trainee’s really upset with her.
>>579428814He's not. It's just the same owner.
Let's congratulate our favourite club for hitting S+ this month without any cheating at all
CB and some random guy
>>579428814Not quite so, Lovcen was already born when Northern farm was selling Songwriting, and Songwriting was also pregnant with the Rickey foal while at it, Dr. Copa bought her likely because of that, and quoting>"—And that's when you came across Songwriting, who was pregnant with Rickey's foal.">"Copa: That's right. Rickey was a lucky horse,"Lovcen's father is World Premiere which is a Tenno Sho Spring and Kikuka Sho winnerThat said, Songwriting 2025 is technically Lovcen's brother or sister I couldn't find that part
>>579428887who the fuck caaaaaaaaaares man get a job or a hobby instead of shitting up the thread
>579428887literally nobody asked or cares
>>579429096>saying good job to our top rated club is somehow shitting up the thread
>>579429076Ok good. I didn't want a reason to dislike him. That's good to hear hes got a KKS victory in his lineage though... Hopebros...
>>579427161>>579428235one of my addictions
Why did Cygames stop making good designs?
Feng Shui can't be that op.
>>579428887Congrats guys I wish I was able to join your organization but I'm too much of a flatliner and casual to do it, don't burn out!
>my turf B Ulala pulled a winThat's my hecking daughterino!
You will never leave Tomakomai
>>579429392what do you mean
>>579429503is this evil mirako or what's up with the tenga ears
>>579429526CHUD
umama skinwalker is here
>>579429526WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PIC?
>>579429449Giga cool bwo
>>579429592dont worry bout it
>>579429714retarf
>>579429592She's the good mirako.
post something cute
>>579429924
so why are people building lates when they suck
>>579428887Well at least a club from here made it to S+, that's cool
>>579429924you first
Yeppersdachi... I'm in the soup I can't make a better Yukino Bijin than SS rank, I have been running 3 SPD 2 wit LHTachyon KSB Taiji FM MarvelousWhat am I doing wrong?
>>579429980Because I want to have sex with late umas
SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX SEIUN SKY SEX
how is this legal dude that deck cannot hit that statline ever
Cute
>>579430024show us one result as an example and we may get a better idea of what you're ending up within my case by getting speed and power above 1200, wit on 1000 and plenty of skills is enough for UG
>>579429449If I lose the finals to an ulala again I might suck start a shotgun
>>579430302This slop is horrendous
>>579430302This graph is great
>sloptard imageryholy seatard hours
>>579430398it's also not great advice since the nishino flower power card isnt that great for lates....
what the fuck did they do to my heckin daughterino
>>579430438SloppySeaHours started >>579397407
>>579430513kingu didn't babysit her this day
>>579430502>Skipping scenario bannerHmm... Nyo
sorry but uma is a slop general
its literally 2AM at SEA the fuck you want
>>579430628Didnt say skip, now did I? 200 is enough for the pal card
>g*ntildonnadie
>>579430617what's with the little faggot in the corner?
>>579430657and yet the SEApy Tosho anon is awake. Curious
>>579430320Don't laugh...
>>579430302you have to slop properly bro dont one shot it
>>579430513>hits pipe
>tr*nnydie
>>579430764so the stats arent great (you have speed growth man, you should really be hitting 1600 speed with 3 mlb cards), whats the amount of sp you end runs with? That should be at least UG with 3k+ sp
>>579430764not enough soup...
What are the chances of Sleep Deprived happening 4 out of 4 times I've pressed rest?
At long last I found itA WEAPON TO SURPASS KISEKI GEARPLATINUM IS MINE
>>579430887I think it was close to 3k SP, it feels like a low roll, but then the next 2 was even worse
Whicvh pink sparks are better? Style, distance or dirt/turf?
>>579430185Why not? Dictus wit is the only weird thing there, finemo could carry wit to 1k on her own on a good day
>>579430764don't sweat it, just checked yeppers aptitudes and she has 20% guts, kind of rough imoIf I could suggest something here, and that's not knowing what your parents sparks are is to buy more power upgrades when given the choice, not sure how good SPD Taiki is outside of Mile Maven but everyone is using her so I'm guessing really good, that's the only thing i can think of, or replacing Taiki with POW Daisca for Neck & Neck but you're risking not capping speed
>autotrainer trains better than meWhat the fuck
I'm gonna rape you all.
>>579431113i don't know how to put this into words but whenever i look at tap dance city's face i expect to see her wearing glasses and then feel upset when she isn't
>>579430513sex
>>579431346yeah, sure. why not.
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
>>579431484Next time attach kitasan
post smart falcon pointing up
>>579431583This but with C*rren
brown...
>>579431130its not possible to hit that unless you use a calc, i think this guy is a cheater
>>579431759skill issue
>>579431258D*ck?
>>579431661brown LOVE
fgsfds
>jumped up 30 ranks since resetIm proud of my mambros
>>579430052she's wearing my shirt again...
name her crimes
:3
>>579431601I don't like that bitch. I'm not doing that
aaaaaaaaah im eating
>>579431948
>>579431346>>579431601o-okay
>>579431182Bustin' inside Doto
>>579431948she killed 2 TRILLION people
Should I use carats to refresh TP or just wait…I want parents…
horse ears aren't half as cute as cat ears
>>579431948grand live
>>579431887
I want to ROLLLL TAMAAAAAA reeee fasteeer
When exactly is the cutoff for club rankings?
Do clubs recruit Mambo refugees?
>>579429924https://files.catbox.moe/538o0e.mp4
>>579432434You are not allowed to leave. If you leave I will find you and drag you back.
>>579432434accept the B+
Mambo will have one new spot available next month btw
>>579431583
>>579432258You had a whole month to loop
>>579432559Ok I'll stay then, thought I was getting kicked
SEXO
>>579432585just one?!
>>579432585should be more
>>579431132Taiki card is good for the level 4 hints so you can get all the mile related skills fairly easy, otherwise she is better than Kita and lose to Maru in stats output
wit sucks but I guess I have a mile parent now
>>579431862Fuck I already closed and completed the set. iirc it was Urara Yeppers LH Brian and then I forgot the other 2
>>579432702Well if you get shot by mambchou you'll get dumped in a ditch. So you're out then
The people in /uma/club getting 20m/day are sweeping, right?
>>579432772i see, damn so many good SSR cards i had to skip because of being F2P, i love uma but the support system is so rough
the game peaked with unity and we're never getting another good scenario again
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE HIM RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE THE VOICES SAY RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>579431887the results of going one-on-one
>>579431862>>579432802I only have his other uma saved so it's probably the anniv speed card. Last one I have no idea.
>>579432895probably
>>579432993
>>579432794>Uma stan on mileRacing stam? Pedal? Risky business?
>>579432993continue
>>579432895nyo
>>579432993Ayabe, don't listen to the voices in your head!!
>>579432969Aoharu was worse than URA
>>579432706pov: you call your trainee during her private onlyfans stream
>>579432993huh
>>579432895No, 20M is completely doable, especially during half TP, just requires extreme autism
>>579432952>french and a lazy slobno thanks.
Schedule in 8 hours yeah?
>>579432998
>>579433075uma stan isnt any worse on mile and I'm fine having 4 good whites in there with it plus thh, position pilfer, full throttle and pto.
Mare Sei-chan
>>579432895not sweeping just running high gain fan runs on like a 1 hour timer with the built-in independent trainer.
>>579432895they just dont have a life
>>579432585Two if I'm committing
uma for this feel?
>>579433252Enjoy getting 4th right before late race, getting no accel and having no late race velocity
The loops are coming around
You suddenly have the urge to post images of Mihono Bourbon
>>579433489Woooooaghhhh
>>579433337So you guys just spend 10+ carats a day even when half TP is over now?
might be getting a tropical storm or some shit according to the news
>>579433585Yes
>>579433585I think you can refresh like 2 or 3 times a day and still break even on average
>>579433585-10 carats a day = -300 carats a monthBumping club to S+ from A+ = +900 caratsThis is profit
>>579433359
>>579433359Oguri
>>579429392this is a bad design?
>>579433301happy meek
>>579433635>this is how im reminded hurricane season has arrivedstay safe... NOLAnon?
>>579433635Stay safe
>>579433359Any Fraud Umas?
>>579433585Nah I got lazy
Love SheeBee
>>579429449GOOD JOB DANCHOU
Umas for this feel?https://youtu.be/7Z0YT1zcuqA
rape
>>579433949bitch stop aurafarming already and get under the umbrella
>>579429449Pooping with passion
>>579433301I'm gonna cum
Biggest fraud torenas?
>>579431370Yeah, I felt that way too. I think is because her strand of hair between her eyes. You scroll quickly pass her and your brain immediately tells you " She wears glasses."
>>579432895Obviously they're sweeping.The average fan run is between 1.15M~1.2M.This means they would literally never sleep. Add this to the fact they also have to loop parents and train aces. It just doesn't match unless you're using the headless or whatever sweep crap.
>>579433585probably not too much. it's still profit to run but we had to coordinate this S+ attempt and spent a bunch of jelly refills as a team so we'll probably chill mid-S for a while again idk
>>579434212When I take a grand shit, I'd like to call it an Oguri Crap as in Peak Shit
>>579430887>3k+ spI have never gotten above 2900sp on a manual GL run everNot in 50 runs, not when I get both sp songs in Classic Year, not ever
>>579434347Whats the breakpoint to not go negative on refills? Did you guys run the math?
>>579431828lol retard
>>579434603bue aint got allat
>>579434428You are supposed to take SP during NY and race on bad turns
In the past 4 runs, 2 of them had only 1 card finish. I don't know why this game is hell bent on pissing me off but it's working.
Don't you think girls are cutest when they're kind of retarded, mun~?
>>579434805You wasted 300sp
>>579434725many many hints, no mile S in 5 runsThen get mile S but at the end get SS career on a deck that went UFthen next mile S get literally none of the inspiration hints you got the last six or seven runsand on and on and onmeanwhile my first and second aces took two or three runs to complete each
>>579432910It didn't help that the good advice had to overcomes lies about what needed to be pulled and fear of missing out. >Get KSB > Fine Motion > Super Creek MLBif you were able to do that in 2025/early 2026 (possible as f2p if you started at launch) your deck would be exceptionally strong. Then it's Tachyon + SMaru if you're a frontfag, Ramonu, and Pasa. And Ramonu could probably be borrowed if you go all in on fronts via Wit Bourbon or pacers with Wit McQueen. Basically pic related is excellent pull advice
>>579434542with double-rewards it was pure profit to spam, at worse break-even when you consider rank rewards - on top of it being already profitable to>did you guys run the mathby golly we probably should, good idea.
>>579434665I'm still growing up onii-chan
>>579434805Mamb-OH GOD MY EYES
>>579432302truethey're twice as cute
You've got blue undertones, Yukino, so maybe a pink or berry tone...
>>579432302when i first started this game i was totally hypnotized by how their ears twitch and tails swish
>>579433087New Aoharu is the best scenario they're made so far
so why is seriru scamming people and saying you can uf5 with this shit deck?
>>579435324What's the scam?? I got Pc2 with that deck just yesterday, in Trackblazer at that...
>>579435040oh yeah it was quite profitable on double rewards. Going by guts you can probably do a handful of loops and just get enough to break even. Do share the results, if you run the numbers
>>579435324Because it's true if you highroll with fast learner
she looks like a puppy
>>579434946On what
What is this crapif you're 2 lengths from the lead racer as pace just before laterace you're already going to win anyway
>>579430360
>>579434992i'll keep this one for future reference thank you, i'll just save until wit ramonu hopefully she has free pulls and by then decide what running style i focus on, because this idea of liking most umas from different styles is destroying me not really but eventually i need to have specialized onesthanks a lot!
>>579435702Guaranteed speed carryover since it's 4s
>>579435650Standard, late savvy, updrafters, racing guts.
>>579434992>Jungle Pocket is honorableIsnt she must have for lates?
Where in the world did Maruzensky get the money for a Lamborghini?
>>579430513based on those rags, rulership got to her
>>579434542There's no complicated math. I forgot where the drop rate for race rewards is shown but you have a 5% chance for a carat drop if I remember correctly. So if you're winning 40 races every career you should be breaking even right now
>>579435763>>579435881there's a lot of nuance in this image that is lost here. Take it as a guideline for what cards are worth looking out for, not as gospel.
I completed every card's event chains by the second inspiration except for Taiki's which was at 2/3Despite this, she never showed up in sixteen turns...
How soft are the boobs of an umamusume compared to a ningen?
>>579435873>StandardMore hp to spend on two skills that eat hp>SavvyShe's retarded I need all the help I can get>Other stuffYeah idk I guess I could have double circled fall runner or something
>>579433114Actually that's our nightly lovey dovey video call
HehehehehehehihihihiT.newcutie
>>579436431source
THIS girl just got my unprepared Team Trials mile team, which had somehow blundered into group A, into B finals! One victory in twenty and it goes to MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
DONT ASK QUESTIONSJUST BUY SKILLS AND THEN GET ENOUGH SKILL POINTS TO BUY THE NEXT SKILL
>>579436415great work newcutie
>>579436565
Good night friends!!!
>>579436614Ty bwoWhen i will stop be newcutie? After winning the plat?
>>579436415
>>579436684but it's 3 in the afternoon
>>579435702White daring strike for pacers (all white version of this skill are dog shit)
Say something nice about Yukino Bijin.
>>579424646I think Danchou will kill 3 flatliners this month
>>579436303Nigga you have 800 stam you don't need more hp
>>579436684Good night babydachi
>>579436684gn>>579436769you stop being a newcutie when you feel like it but winning a plat is a good goalpostganbare
>>579427485bwo your sped is retarded
>>579425001Nice bait
>>579436897noppers
>>579436641
>>579436769after getting to A finals a few times, you're no longer a newcutie.
>>579436431it looks like she already has cum in her hair
>>579436813I saw him on other boards. He doesn’t go to sleep he just leaves this thread.
Who’s your favorite front runner, /uma/?
>>579437382
>>579435324he does say and it's there that ryan has fast learnerlook at this monster, imagine if he were training a good uma instead
there are 93 more days until CB becomes scoutable, and pic related happens to (You)!
>>579431862parents are 12spd 6pwr
>>579437382From released or all?If from all i think Katsuragi Ace looks cool idk about personality From released Sakura Bakushin O!
>>579437484
wow nice game balance for cm19
is it true that there is little difference between a 1600 distance A uma and a 1600 distance S uma
>>579437382i like the ones with pace A so i dont have to farm for different parents or swap decks
Winning cuddle with Kawakami Princess.
>>579431258what the fuark man i bricked my accountnot getting mihomo
>>579437825no? In fact the higher our speed stat the more distance s will matter
>>579431862
>>579437782
>>579437825Bro.... S distance gives 10% speed
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/yJismN>https://jiggie.fun/yJismNhttps://jiggie.fun/yJismN>https://jiggie.fun/yJismNhttps://jiggie.fun/yJismN
>>579437825yes
>>579437943>>579438046but doesn't speed have diminishing returns the higher you go past cap
>>579438136What makes you think that
>>579437825no, it's about the same value as adding a gold speed skill
>>579438136That's only true in the 1200-1480 range. Beyond 1480, every other point of speed is worth three points of speed, and the remaining points of speed are worth 1.7 points of speed each.
>>579437782Things will be slightly better by Arima Kino, but until then.
>>579438339
>>579433005>>579437534Thank you frens
>>579437382Ever since April 2018I love her more every single day
>>579428279Or you could just win.
>>579438502what did Shiraoki mean by this
>>579437382She's the best the cutest and the sexiest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HDTnq1IZsuma for this feel?
sex?
>>579438136Past 1200, every stat is halved in effectiveness. So 1600 speed would be the equivalent of 1400 "real" speed if it behaved exactly as it did in URA.
>>579437382this boy
>>579438665Well her predictions aren't accurate so she'll die a virgin lmao
>>579438854sex
>>579437872cuddling all night with the princess
>>579437141shitpost aside it's not like this never happens with anybody
>CM18>Make an Uma with 1600 speed, 600 stamina, 1200 power, 600 guts, 1000+ wit and right skills>CM19>Do it again but with 300+ more stamina>Make sure to cuck your speed gains by slotting a stamina card to reach that threshold.I'm so tired
>>579439143The difference is there's not one other person here that gloats/Larps about being good at the game
>>579439182inherit stam and use a gold recovery at all costs over borrowing unless you have a % speed uma and 2 premium SSR speeds
>repeated the get your flat gf pregnant to my gf>she didn't get the jokeI hate /uma/, walking this back will be like having a razor stuck through your urethra. Humiliation ritual
images donezo time for bake
is camping dober for ends and lates or just lates?
>>579439296fair enough
>>579439340at least you have a gf, I mean, maybe not for much longer, but still
Let's go, go!
>>579439496she's for me, actually
>>579439182>>579439315Yeah just inherit 18 sparks of stamina and all the skills you need
>>579439340>the get your flat gf pregnantThe what now
>>579439340>I was trying to broach the topic of kids in a light-hearted way but fumbled>I think Im ready to be a fatherFull-send, double down, hail marry
>>579439651shouldnt need 18, 12-14 will be fine, pick stam for your song bullshit, maybe a cheeky summer stam train if you really need it
>>579439809I don't want to have kids
>>579434428What's your deck? the high roll on sp is usually from hitting sp bonus cards and getting the sp bonus song asap
>>579440119Too bad, dude, you do now
>>579418683Retard baby
Not everyone is going to have a 9* stam parent on their account
>>579436548Yay!
Is this it? The final supper? No more bread?
we only have one baker because you retards keep trolling the threads
>>579440376you dont need a 9* stam parenttake 3* stam anything, combine it with a borrwed 3* stam loopa horse to make a parent that has a unique you need with at least 2* stamthis should only take a couple days to get a 8* stam parent that has at least 2 good skills on the parent + one grandparentthen borrow another stam/power loop parent for the ace
What's better for my grandparents>3+1* stam 6*med>6* stam 3*med 2*turf>3*stam 2* pow 6*med
im busy playing mahjong I cant bake
That's my kyaputen
not a JP friend but i tried to replicate the news, if wrong please tell me>>579440886>>579440886>>579440886
>>5794408182nd one
