Miku's Birthday Edition>NewsBug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276347Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>579061683
>>579418705good OPhappy miku day
>>579417963I am gay for Zesty
>>579418705this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
whenever i die to snipers that have like 30 kills in 5 minutes i just search for a new matchanyone else
3 NIGASON CART
>>579418705Not bad for an op. #Turkproved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>579420123yes anon I generally change matches when there's a cheater on the enemy team
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
MvM update status?
hello mvm update status?
went to a job interview and it went will, i will be celebrating by playing tf2
>>579421750>>5794219942 weeks>>579422545nicejust arrived home from my shift
Anyone else feel like Demoman is very inconsistent in pubs?If my team is winning, I am top-scoring, if my team is losing, I am bottom-scoring.
Why haven't you taken the cheatpill yet? Every game has a cheater. There is no punishment for cheating.
>>579422545Congratulations, man. The most important thing you can do now is keep applying to other places. This latest interview might not be a certainty, so don't put all of your chips on the table, so to speak. Maybe it can be used as leverage at a new place. "Well so and so are offering $20 an hour", y'know?>>579424865I'm too good to cheat. I wish my pockets could do the same instead of being useless cunts
>>579424552demoman is very team reliant
Quickplay Gets an UpgradeMatchmaking is also changing the way TF2 can be played casually. Now, instead of jumping randomly into an in-progress game, you'll be matched into an unranked 12v12 game with players of similar skill. This means no more auto-balancing—you'll be playing a match from start to finish, with actual winners and actual losers.We've also introduced a leveling stat: the more you play, the more you level up, and you can accelerate your leveling by earning points in-game. Have friends? Play on the same team every time simply by inviting them to your party.
>>579424552Yes, demo is vulnerable to getting rushed which happens less if your team is winning
>>579426292this will save tf2
>>579426292
>>579420123when I die to a sniper I requeue
>>579426292I wish I could prevent tf2's 911
nice fucking game
>>579426292JILL!!! DON'T RELEASE MEET YOUR MATCH JILL IT WILL DO IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE GAME!!! DON'T DO IT JILL YOU WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE NEATO GUY JIIIIIIILLLLL!!!
mp_scrambleteams_auto 1mp_scrambleteams_auto_windifference 2mp_maxrounds 0mp_timelimit 45mp_forceautoteam 0mp_allowspectators 1
>koth games end in 6 minutes on a fairly regular basis>IF you manage to queue into a match that just startedyeah devs just clearly did not play their own game when making this change
Did Zesty win yet?
>>579429297You arrogant sissy! Zesty's loss is TF2's.
Another win for the B.A.S.E. Jumper community
hopefully solarlight calls it the B.A.S.E.D. jumper at some point in his new video, that would be truly epic and tip-of-the-hat-worthy
>>579427521I'm surprised there aren't more servers that are ping spoofing
wtf a solarlight just slowly glided over my house
>Green is good, have a bonus.
>>579435884sad moment the admin reveals herself as a tf2c chud
>>579435884>I'm giving you a boner.What did the admin mean by this?
>>579437138she meant Oh good, the Skeleton King's here!
>>579420635If the turk signs off on a Trans Furtress 2 OP, maybe things are starting to get better.
>>579437138>things I never hear because my scout misses money
>>579440917>he doesn't instakick his scout for missing (5)1 dollar(s).Lmao lowtour scrub, stay out of my lobby.
>pyro kills the tank>doesnt pick up all the money>everyone blames the scout and kicks him
>>579445384Deserved tho, the scout actually has a lot of free times lol
>>579418705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3nXgDx5KoI
>>579445384haha poop coil hat
>>579445795me on the right
Have you ever gotten so distracted from an in-game spray that you needed to quit and take care of something?
>>579445384Scout doesn't need to be glued to the frontline, when the tank is low I always run to it to make sure no cash is missed
slapping a gold texture on some weapons and adding pve maps really hard
>>579446097i'm not trans (porn addicted) so no, sorry you have that issue. If you can't play TF2 and fall victim to lust that easily, your honestly ngmi bro.
>single digit tour kills spy bot in bumfuckistan >doesn't pick up the cash
Have you been getting a lot of frags today?
>>579446097no, but whenever i drop my clop pic objector i see people gather around it and stare at it for 5-10 seconds or soim just going to upload my entire folder into tf2 objectors
>>579446097no, not reallybut sometimes when I saw some good shit as a spray, I'd make sure to remember it so I could try and find it for my next jacking off session. If you're really jacking off in the middle of a fragging session, you need jesus
>>579421750>>579429297>>579446097baby making sex
An Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the Update on the MvM Update
I really hope we get a good Expert operation this update. Two Cities gets mindnumbingly easy quickly and I'm sick of playing the same 3 Expert tours on the same 3 maps over and over again.
>>579446227yes :3
>>579446227https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>579445795https://youtu.be/5oqT0bed880
>>579447924this is a hex that needs another 3 of my kids
>>579446227Another victim...
>>579446227Dude get help
>>579446227mental BASEDness
>>579446227hello i am the third unique id to reply to your post how are you, sank you
>>579446227You are jacking off to a guy, you are gay
>>579450548Can't say that about the tf2g sister.
>>579449270
>>579451327how did you manage to misspell all those words
>>579451628he's a Turkish ESL
>>579451854turk vs hextroon; who will win?
>>579452116the turkroach (you) will always lose
>>579452236i'm not the turkey gobbler my guy, but glad to know you're upset he's out MGEing you lil gup
you've always been a bad liar
>>579452417>still shadow boxing the wrong playerhit the bricks pal you're done
>>579452417Your report gets lower priority if you reply to the same post, FYI
>>579452590even if that's true, that's why it's not a reply
>>579452590>>579452702ladies, if you're losing every 1v1 in tf2; just conceed quietly. not need to announce your ragequit from the TF2 server; it's embarassing. pic rel: tf2 achievement you probably help hundreds unlock
>>579451628None of those are misspelled.
>>579452889side note, this achievement should tell you who you got it off; would be funny to have that as a trophy
@grok is it immoral to play demoknight with a porn conscientious objector in a pub full of f2p kids
>>579455537no it is not immoral, because they should not be there in the first place, and it's their parents' fault for not supervising them
>>579455934age verification in tf2 when
>>579455537According to the TF2g sisters, it's your duty to corrupt the youth with pornography, and molest them.
looks like old grok is better
>>579456019i support this, i also support age verification for discord and such. the underagification of the internet has been a total fucking disaster, any sharty shitter you see on the internet is almost certainly an underage, and furries on tf2 are at least 50% underage
>>579456168LOL sister!
>>579455934This. Anyone pretending TF2 is supposed to be fine for kids and all the adults have to walk on eggshells is retarded. The game is rated M.It's like saying >R rated movies should be kid friendly because kids can sneak in>HBO should be kid friendly because kids can pull it up on their parents' TV>Porn mags should be censored because a kid could pull it out of their dad's closetetc>>579456168Just like the real one.
>>579456275>>579456216This argument is very good, you guys should become politicians, instead of arguing about the semantics of kids playing video games, and your right to blast porn openly./serious
>>579456410lol I've noticed pretty easily that the one way to get shartoids riled up is to call them out for being underage, get the fuck off the team fortress 2 general
>>579456854I'm a grown ass man, i just agreed with you; and you're getting upset! Seriously, you're very smart, go be a politician! If you talk about your love for porn and tf2 as your running message; i'll make sure you get my vote!
you can try to ragebait me all you want but you're posting with your typical post style, everyone can see that it's you, you lost
>>579457619lol dude
>>579457126so true my S-word!
>last 10 matches i've joined were pubstompslol
>>579460409we need quickplay back sister!
>>579456019age verification is literally the parent's job. they should be parenting their little shits instead of letting them roam free unsupervised.
>>579446097no, but I make sure to tell that they have a based spray in chat.
>>579462340This is art, an image so good that I can't use it as a spray because the spray wouldn't do it justice
>hmm today instead of dealing with the troll, I will delete a picture of a sfw butt...based janjan sisters
>>579462340baby making sex with both of them
>>579463259have to protect the advertisers!! but trolling, trolling increases engagement! let it ride!
>>579464852>>579463259what if your erp is off-topic and it got nuked for that...
>only one rule can ever be enforced, you can't point out nothing else is being enforced, justice for thee not for meturkroach moment
>>579465574>everyone is from gobble gobble land ur actually low div and get skill diffed almost instantly every time you post here, let's pack it up and move onto your next bit already pic rel: tf2 map where u go to get owned
>third worlder is trying to pretend he knows about mgeOh that's rich, you have never won an mge in your life, you'd shit yourself if anyone here posted an mge ip
Oh my days, this nigga is fucking retarded ^
>>579466401trvke, he's larping hard
>>579466401pippa is my rippa
if I was playing battleship, this nigga would have no ships left and I've have a 90% hit rate
>>579466704Without medications, you have a 100% hitrate; when the meds hit... 0%
>I've have
>>579466783please don't reply to me stinky swarthy nagger I was not talking to you
>>579466920>I'veBrother, mirror mirror in the wall something something; Now take your meds and calm your breasts.
just ignore him and do the needful
>>579467371yeah racism isnt cool, thanks for reminding me sister.
i could have gotten this cute pyro on ebay, but i waited too long and now it's gone.
>>579467470pyroland shit is lame and gay
>>579467470not a fan of these miniatures; I wish valve still did some more realistic ones that where smaller than the other ones cause man i'd get them in a heartbeat.
>>579467470>Chinese funkoslopYou didn't miss out on anything. You could 3D print something nicer, or go to a location that 3D prints stuff for you.
>>579467470pyroland is based and fun
>>579467470how much was it?
>>579467590It does look like trannyslop tbqh, didn't wanna say that to offend but yeah shits whack
>>579467470who would want this? I would want those threeatoy mvm robot toys, let me check how much one is worth now>$350not as much as i expected tbqh but still not something i can just buy oh well
>>579445795https://youtu.be/mXmYGa1_kkQ
>>579470157the auto captions on this are a little concerning
We are in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/bigj0eyslaps
>>579473889lel
We're in here!https://www.twitch.tv/blessedviva
>>579467596They made these for 5 of the classes but they go for a lot now.
>>579474860pensive... missed out on em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5pEQFW5hg
I finally got Lawena working again - I had one of the directories incorrect - but the recordings seem choppier than I remember. Maybe I'm misremembering or the playback on my machine is poor for some reason. I use way too many voice commands ingame and wish there was a way to hide it in demos; for whatever reason cl_drawhud 0 causes the scope overlay to be hidden.
>>579478009i think you just have too much blur, this would be fine with a little less
>>579478056Maybe you're right and I might just be misremembering. The first webm I posted was 480->60fps frameblended, the one in this post is 240->60. I'll try 960 but maybe just stick with 240 in future.
>>579421669Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
He's so perfect bros
>>579481929this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>579482107>drinks his own piss>collects teeth from people he’s killed yeah idk anon
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>579482107remind me the lore behind his scars
>>579485597He died when TFC Sniper shot him and Medic had to cut him open to bring him back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiM-2X1u9KI
AND NOW HE'S HERE TO LEAK UShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_g4nW6mbj4
6900 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes, and 5 seconds if complaining about sniper
Any good tf2 crossbows
>>579491694
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DUogXC_Ec40
How it FEELS to Use the B.A.S.E. Jumper in TF2
Does anyone actually use the ingame F7 Abuse Reporter? Does it do anything?
what the fug
>>579503201XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUogXC_Ec40
>>579503201oh he's a knight who says ni from monty python
it's kinda funny how little of a shit valve fans give about dotashounic's video about the leak after describing all of the tf2 maps has him go "there's also a lot of stuff from portal 2 beta and counter strike" no peep about dota 2 alpha buildsmost other "big valve fans" tend to be that way too
>>579509714there's basically 0 overlap between dota fans and other valve games because they are completely different genres in almost all aspects>b-but I like dota-stfu you only jack off to yordle
>>579510273Stop being mean to her. It's not her fault her brain is full of holes like swiss cheese from all the gooning.
>>579510273>>579510576>dota>yordleBraindead nigger apes
i have 5k hours in this game and i still suck (in pubs)
>>579512298your main?
>>579513167i dont have one
>>579512298>>579513291based, you are the ideal player
>>579481929dude what if haydee, but pyro?
The sad reality is that the majority of games are lost on the Class select menu
>>579514326Truly depends, I think 3 great players on their mains could lift some mediocre players fooling around vs 12 good players playing "serious".
>>579490247Why did he kill himself?
there should be an option called "exclude servers with russian players"
>>579515350This & Trans people too
>>579515350Why?
There should be an option called "exclude servers with Greek players"
>>579515350>>579515487>>579515664at this point i don't care what weird gender you are, or how obnoxious you are about it, as long as you don't cheat or host bots you're good in my eyes
https://x.com/sashaspazm
>>579515937>russianI thought he was a turkroach?
>>579515925>i don't care what weird gender you areNigga I do, get these mentally ill freaks out of every video game. Worse type of teammates to play around, above a sperging russian.
Remember to thank Joshie for saving TF2 today
>>579518508Imagine how much more effective he would be if he didn't have self destructive vices... OH WELL!
wow this game is chaotic
>>579509714valve mostly makes shooters, dota is a moba
BingSoy: Part II just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBUYaMI3yKE
>>579499769
>>579521225So bingsoy was fake right
>>579522220Chadsoy was real and there has never been ANY evidence to suggest otherwise
>>579521225Aint watching your tranny political slop; please go back to >>/pol/, this place here i for vidya. Thanks.
>>579522495Nobody cares lil bro
>>579522563meant for >>579521225
>>579522563meant for >>579522650
>>579522563Meant for>>579522760
>>579522563meant for >>579523043
>>579522495You should watch it, it has a part about your favorite black man (demofloyd) in it
>>579521225wasn't there some recent evidence that a lot of the jan6ers were federal agents?
>>579521225>zesty gloats that elmaxo is a failed breadtuber>two months he gets picked up by the algorithm
tf2?
>>579523813breadtuber? sounds tasty...
>>579523813>>579523984Such retarded sizes aren't appealing.
>>579524387sounds like u gae
>>579524387
kinda surprised we didn't get any popular community maps that take advantage of the bumper car code to make races, that shit would have been all the rage back in the early 2010s
>>579532668>De hoesn't knowe
why are there no vanilla community servers with no unlocks allowed? some of the most fun i had was years ago on powerhouse when the item servers went down
I wish the boston basher would just hurt you and not apply a bleed DOT when you miss Id happily take the full bleed DOT as a single burst of damage instead so it doesn’t fuck with me
How the fuck do you use Cowmangler?>charge shot from open to disable a Wrangled Sentry>now you are targeted by Sniper in the nest or Wrangler itself>manage to take cover precisely from a corner and manage to thread a corner shot while charging it>success, but now you have to reload to be mobile again>until you reload, everyone you burnt rushed to the Dispenser and Sentry recovered again>needs a shotgun to fend before charging but you have to pack up Battalion to organize an attack as wellWhat is the deal with this shit? Is it a straight downgrade besides comp?
>>579536068It's a 4fun gimmick weapon(like most of TF2's weapons)It's best used when you want to spam banner buffs because by only using the charge shot you expose yourself very little and get extra banner chargeup damage from the burn
>>579536068you use it like stock with the occasional ability to 1-shot light classes who aren't paying attention. you basically ignore sentry nests because there's nothing you can do to them unless you have an above average team willing to coordinate. god help you if the enemy team starts running minis. you are basically forced to run a shotgun with it if you want any hope of dealing with sentries yourself.i'd only willingly choose it if there are a lot of snipers on the enemy team and there's some funny flank route or narrow peek angle where i can launch minicrit nukes at them without them noticing. if an engineer is wrangling his sentry, you're better off trying to 1-shot him with the charged shot instead of trying to disable his sentry.
the best gun for me to use on soldier is the liberty launcher + gunboatsam i fucking retarded
>>579538006yeahyou'd be less retarded if it was the pre-nerf liberty launcher that was actually decent
>>579538006>LL+gunboatsToo much mobility and low firepower, anon. I'm not the guy to criticize though. I use LL with Bison because air shotting someone with Bison is satisfying. But again, demolishing a Sentry is just out of my scope when I use that as well.
>>579538006hey man if it works for you it works for you. i like scout with shortstop atomic punch and wrapper and running around enemy midlines being a nuisance, its not meta and i rarely get kills but it's fun leading 3+ enemy guys on
>>579536068I did like to abuse people on the battlements of 2fort with it.
>>579521920small, hobbit-like frame with high bone density, he's built to be a servant in a giant medieval plantation where he gets beaten daily with a broom
>>579532668A lot of Halloween maps have bumper cars and they're almost always disliked by the playerbase
>>579483772>drinks his own pissI literally don't remember him mentioning this from anywhere
>>579540450well yeah cuz those are halloween maps and the bumper cars get in the way of actually playing the game>forced bumper cart spell>forced bumper cart match to determine the winner at the end of the round, even if one team summarily beat the other>forced bumper cart race for the same reason as above>etc.they're annoying because they're minigames that interrupt or invalidate what people actually want to do. tetris is fun, but everyone would find it super annoying if halfway through the match you had to play it against the other team to be able to go back to playing KOTH or PL or whatever
>>579523280Schizokun, you shot the wrong guy again #epicfail
The absolute state of Asian servers
>>579543921nice hat
>>579543921Btw none of them are bots it's genuinely all random F2Ps>>579544185Thanks broski
>>579542047you just know
>>579543921What's the problem?
Direct SHIT
>>579514313Sign me up
>>579514779If you mean the first death, another Sniper shot him.
>>579550064Erectin'
>>579549294Found you.
The “sister” poster is a pedophile.
>>579549294>jumping in a 1v1 against a direct hit soldier>DOUBLE jumping in a 1v1 against a direct hit soldier
>>579554376Source?
>>579543921do asians even play this game? the cultural appeal is extremely america-centric with a bit for the anglosphere
>>579555824right here
>>579555898I saw a Taiwanese girl streaming a couple of years ago and have seen a scattering of various Asian players ingame including Thai, Pinoy, Singaporean, HK, Korean.
>>579536068disabling sentries is kind of pointless if it's not unprotected and in the open (where you could follow the disability with a qucik 1 rocket jump onto it and melee dance ontop)you are better off trying to get a cheeky kill on the engi instead with the charge up (reminder minicrits=no fall off so it deals like 120-140 dmg depending on how close you hit him)but ye as the other said its more of a gimmick gun, better on defense on tight maps
the cow mangler charged shot had limited but funny utility when the base jump had its updraft mechanic because it let you do a little charged shot rocket jump and then float through buildings to market garden people since you set yourself on fire
>>579555824You're talking to a schizo, it's coming from their brain.
projection
>>579536068On asymmetrical maps I like to use it on RED with one of the banners, usually Buff Banner, and Disciplinary Action. I'll play far back like a Sniper or Engineer and spam charged shots at their spawn or chokepoints until the banner is charged then move forward to share it with my team. It works well on maps like Barnblitz.
>>579551475Holy crap a direct hit soldier just flew over my house!
>>579514313>>579540450>>579550064baby making sex with haydeepyro and miku
>>579550064never been a fan of brown fempyro, the skin tone always ends up looking like couch leather
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>579567964because you're still here
>>579568239Bit mean.
>>579567964Lack of plapcakes
>>579569065We don't need any.
>>579564465Only because they didn't edit the phong mask so the shiny latex look extended to her skin. It looks fine when they actually make it look like skin.>>579569763Incorrect.
>>579569979eh, I still prefer light skinshe's always wearing the suit and is never exposed to sunlight, it makes more sense to me that she's pale imo
>>579571089Fair enough, I think people sometimes make her tan or brown moreso because of the implication that Pyro could be a latina. But I actually like both, and use pale on RED and tan on BLU when I use one of the exposed skin mods
>>579571603see I'd do it the other way around, since latina brown is a warmer color and matches the red better, while white and blue are colder colors
>>579569763Incorrect.>>579569979>>579571603plap
>>579572197That's a valid point, I just got used to the other way around since that's the way the earliest "swimsuit" mods did it.
>>579573180fairthere is something to be said about appreciating tradition
kogasa.tf is 12/24
my balls are 2/2
my will to live is 11/100
>>579581492same
my desire to fuck fempyro is 110/100
If Konata is TF2 adjacent can Haruhi be too?
If I installed tf2 again will you guys promise not to be jerks
>>579590839You're not allowed to uninstall.
>>579590751Of course>>579590839No promises
>equip DH>pay attention to fine detail of the gun view model>decide to put a theory to test>imagine trajectory path coming out from the small side scope of the gun model>reaching straight forward from the scope, used as a guidance for trajectory>seems accurate enough for air shots, mini-crits galore>equip LL>by using the same technique aim for the heel of the foes>juggle and pop them mid-air when I manage to guess their next step>attempt to shoot them down with Reserve or Bison even if I whiff>equip stock RL>notice it has a reticle on it, quite accurate just like a GL too, just works....>equip CowMangler>model full of accessories but no idea which one indicates a guide for trajectory path>equip Blackbox>????>*confused_johntravolta.mp4*
>>579591589what does this post meanI am confused
>>579592524don't pay it any mind it's the resident schizo esl
>annoying single syllable comp class player instantly knows where the ninja sentries always are and kills them in 1 hit somehow
*rocketjumps out of my room*
>>579496646>>579504660>>579496646
sleeeeeeeeeeepy
>>579591589As someone who's used both stock and the black box a lot, 100% agree the latter's viewmodel makes it harder to aim with.
i'm balding
>>579599846You should fix that ASAP. Heavy and Engineer are the only bald mercs in TF2 and they're also the least attractive.
>>579600034I'd like to make babies with her rabbit hole
>>579600034Engi is cute thoughbeit.
>>579595894goodnight sleepy tf2gs
>>579593976*beep beep beep*
>ayo where can I watch the new zesty jesus videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmJC5nudJPM
>>579599846>engineer main
>>579599846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5qmoe9CNA
>>579608393Tuff
did you just say something bad about the base jumper you fucking piece of shit?
If you insult the base jumper again I will destroy you
i have fixed every single weapon no need to thank me.- Scout ->Sandman Turned into a stock weapon (reskin)Removed health penaltyStock bat and sandman are now interchangeable. They have no downsides and retain the ball.- Soldier ->Air Strike-25% blast damage from rocket jumps (previously -15%)>Liberty Launcher+40% knockback on enemiesCompensate the knockback lost because of the damage penalty and give it even more knockback so it fulfills its purpose as a combo weapon with the reserve shooter.>Cow Mangler0.8s charge time- Pyro -Gets a fourth slot for thermal thruster or gas passer.>Reserve ShooterMini-crits against airblasted enemies.>Gas PasserTurned into a stock weapon.Gas starts full.Afterburn can't be extinguished while being doused.>Detonator+33% Knockback against self (flare jumps)>AxtinguisherRemoved the damage penalty- Heavy - >TomislavRemoved the 20% accuracy buff.>Brass BeastDamage resistance no longer requires being below 50% health.>Buffalo Steak SandvichRemoved the damage vulnerability.You may still switch weapons while under its effects.>Dalokohs Bar+75 max health for 45 seconds (previously +50)Now counts as a medium health pack.- Medic ->Crusader's CrossbowHitting enemies deals 50% less damage.- Sniper ->Huntsman+35 max health (160) to wearer- General Changes -Increased bleed damage to 6 (previously 4)Pyroland weapons or cosmetics are now always visible
>>579535414Agartha.tfThey have play sessions every Wednesday and Sunday
>>579612379
i'll take the seething as a w
>>579612379Never cook again man.
deploy a dispenser here
The cart has stopped!
>>579612379this has yet to be refuted
My apologies for the rare off topic post from me, but I just had my two grocery kids discussing the incident in India where a kid jumped off a cliff because his parents wouldn't give him a new phone. The whole family fell off said cliff. One of the kids wanted to see the video. Therefore, it's not me forcing them to see rekt videos!I should make a Team Fortress 2 rekt compilation of me as Pyro decimating enemies with my Det jump flanks. Taunting on Snipers and bullying Medics and Spies with the occasional air shot reflect :)
Solarlight's steam alias is set to "Parachud"
>>579621943Why would you show a kid a rekt video?
I saw Vipes “apology” for trying to kill his own dad. This faggot can't even say "sorry" and dip
>>579626209Why would he try and kill his own dad?
>>579626314Because Smokio la creatura trolled him too hard on here.
Remember when Uncle Dane tried to kill his own sister?
>>579626314Ignore that anon. Here’s what apparently happenedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/578296982/#578687110
>>579626712That still doesn’t disprove the fact that he attempted to kill his father. If anything it confirms it. I don’t know what you’re getting at. Someone really should phonebook this guy.
NeoDement...
>>579626314is that why zesty kept pointing out his tea was "sugar free" that one stream? he said it like 5 or 6 times, wtf
>>579627590Yep. Not even Zesty is taking Vipes’ side anymore. I won’t be surprised if the Enporium video also covers some dark secrets of Vipes as well.
>>579626834>he attempted to kill his fatherthat post like his mother tried to kill his father using him as a tool to do sothough I don't know who that is and if a moderate like zesty is poking at it than I guess that post isn't the entire story
>>579628494Good. I never liked the guy, and now when that video comes out I’m gonna have a valid reason too. Willing to bet it has something to do with him grooming people or him having child porn.
>>579628785> post like his mother tried to kill his father using him as a tool to do soThat doesn’t change the fact that he did it. He could have very easily told his mother no. Or just not do what his mother asked of him.
>>579626712Sounds like larp
>>579629061If you think it’s lamp you could very easily go ask him yourself. Not to mention it’s even stated in the one BlueSky image that gets posted around, just no one apparently can fucking read.
>>579628898What video is coming out?
>>579629026>using him as a tool to do soas an unaware* tool to do so>A good mother wouldn't have had their son poison his own father under the guise of adding "sugar" to a drinksounds a lot like the mother added 'sugar' (poison) without him knowingalso kinda funny that he starts using their instead of her/his
>>579629061>A good mother wouldn't have had their son poison his own father under the guise of adding "sugar" to adrink.>A good mother wouldn't have made their son never forget they almost killed theirfather.Literally in the image with him implying his mother was a bad person for not only using him as a tool to try to kill his father, but also not letting him live it down that he almost killed him. That’s fucked up. A parent doesn’t do that to their child.
>>579629313Zesty Jesus is working on a huge ass Emporium video. Don’t know what’s in it, but apparently the reason it’s taking so long is because he keeps finding more and more shit.
Did anything cool for tf2 pop up from the big steam leak? All I've seen so far are beta maps
>>579629675TF2 Raid. But it’s locked behind a Mac build of the game.
>>579626010because he's a petal file
>>579629434>>579629463Sounds like you guys are making up excuses for someone who tried to commit patricide
Why are newfags so bad at recognizing bait?
>>579627590Zesty taking potshots at Vipes? About damn time. Never liked how he kept taking his side.
>>579627590no that's just a running joke because one chatter got upset about him drinking sugar free tea for some reasonthe other replies are baitlarp
>>579627590basedbasedbasedbased
>>579629649Will he finally win then?
Emporium hours
Tones + themes Ă· stylization = ?
>>579612379Please let a doctor check your brain if you unirronically think most of these are acceptable changes.
When are we getting a major update? Minecraft is almost as old and they still get updates all the time
>>579637606>When are we getting a major update?
>>579637606bitch after that stupid piglin nether update it doesn't deserve to be called minecraft anymore
