Swedish Excellence Edition>Previous>>579451452>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.. NOT.In reality you are beholden to the whims of the Indian game master overlord with an izzat obsession that has never handled a spreadsheet in his life.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
rape all abdoslopers
THE NEW, UPDATED LIST OF BASEDGODS IN THIS THREAD:RumpusHenchman 2113Mr. 4 pyramidBisousbisousFellasCoatsJudge DreddDokbTyrantSon of the GardenTetriandochExistential DreadBubbablueCrocogatoraHoly liveMahoureisaBlue_catAshotMethCostco $1.50 Hot Dog ComboWeegeeBengusVibronicCubeEdletteToastGhostZaneStarzI'm going to Alice
>>579526607Wasting actual money when SC is free and easy to farm is your fault.
PLAY-THE-GAME MO TOO HARD
I'm starting to think that Super Earth...isn't so super...
Abdosloppers, whatever happened there
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>>579527064>tfw I see my name and 3 other people I played with often the last few weekspleasure raping tyranny with you gentlemen
Is there a deeper meaning to the game than funny bush era politics
>>579527064How does every Anon list ever contain a rumpus?
>>579527091COMPLAINING ON /hdg/ VERY EASY AND ENJOYABLE :)
Buff all team-based stratagems and release new ones that aren't dogshit to use.>Shield Generator Relay>Lifespan is now 120 seconds>Cooldown increased to 180 seconds>Can regenerate and become active again even if the shield pops after 10 seconds of inactivity, similar to the Shield Generator Backpack>Cannot be damaged or destroyed by Hellpods>New caveat: Cannot overlap with other Shield Generator Relays, they cancel each other out and stop working immediately, to prevent stacking abuse>EMS as a status effect>Sufficient stacking of EMS in an area can now induce arc damage across its entire AOE, think a cloud that builds up enough energy to dissipate lightning>EMS Mortar>Works like the Gas Mortar and will not target enemies already afflicted by EMS>Arc resistance armor now reduces the EMS slow effect by 50%
Bolt Pistol with gunslinger passive is awesome.
OP is vandalized...
>>579527064
Can you guys help me out with this? I don't think what I put down is very funny.
>>579527064must have missed me by accident haha
>>579527662damn Gucci looks like that??h-h-hot....
>>579526818>3ykek
and so the namefag cycle repeats
>>579527202I like what I likeNo justification needed
>>579527604its pretty funny tho.
>>579527676not very funny but its true,and truth hurts sometimes...
I'm a dad gamer and I appreciate D10 difficulty and encourage more difficult content so my after-work gaming hours aren't so boring
>>579527087>time is free
>>579527812the ass there is fantastici just don't see why you have to give her tits that are only fit for horsecocksall things in moderation
>>579527812Stealth sluts owe me sex.
>>579527868I am a dad-gamer and dont work at all and wish for more difficult content and better MOs and more content.
>>579527087Wasting actual time when SC is free and easy to cheat is your fault
Personal Vehicles when?
I like dakkaWould I enjoy getting Siege-Ready armor so I can get more boolets out of my guns?
The real D11..Is being a father..
>blitz bots>1 minute before the timer reaches zero and the shuttle timer starts>some guy still far away from extract>stim him from far away with the stim gun so he has more stamina to make it>dumbass tries to shoot me back with his gun once>stim him again>tries to shoot me again>blast his dumb retarded ass with my purifier, kick him and extractEventually, they'll learn their lesson.
>>579527976>horsecocksWhat an odd thing to sayThere is an upper limit, I agree, but mine is probably higher than yoursI just wanna get buried in those mountains
>>579528262When you dont work its fkn easy. Literally dont know what the fuck women are talking about.
This has got to be the stupidest justification for a MO yet.
>>579528357This didn't happen, you just imagined a scenario where the guy you stimgunned was retarded, but in reality he said "Thank You!" and you all made it out, but you thought that story in your head would make some epic bait so you took your time to post it.
>>579527434>he's old enough to remember BushA bunch of the parody in this game also extends to events all the way back to at least Eisenhower.>>579527563Shield Relay should have a terminal on it that you can interact with to re-activate, so long as the generator hasn't been destroyed by damage. And preventing hellpods from damaging it would probably be impossible, I'd settle for being able to manually turn it back on after it breaks.As for EMS, maybe just increase the damage enemies take from Arc weaponry while they're in the field, then you could do shit like stack Orbital EMS with Tesla Tower.
>>579527902You play during your free time
Thoughts on the Deadeye? I had not used it since a week after its release but decided to give it a try against the squids and it has been a lot of fun one tapping Overseer heads.
>>579528838i can't use the deadeye when the sweeper exists
>>579528838Unusable without Siege-Ready or Reinforced Epaulletes.
>>579528838Really fun on Illuminates but then you need to bring a Support weapon to deal with the Voteless or Obtruders. I don't think it accomplishes anything that the DCS doesn't already in the Automaton front.Also the Hot-Shot meets the same breakpoints on Illuminate and is much nicer to use overall, as much as I love the Deadeye's lever action mechanism.
>>579529047>Unusable without Siege-Ready or Reinforced Epaulletes.
>>579528838It's kino, but the reload speed needs to be increased or it will forever be a meme or /siege-ready only pick
>>579528582Okay KindCalf1259830
>>579528191The best dakka weapons are support weapons, so True Grit works better.>>579528802I would much rather spend my free time playing D10 missions than solo farming D3.>>579528838It's stupidly good against bots, but you definitely need a good get-off-my-dick option in your secondary slot since your support weapon slot should hold an AT weapon.
>>579529371>get mad because you were called out for fabricating a story for epic replies>for proof you decided to start a public lobby then kill+kick the first sad fuck who joined so you can take a screenshot Poor dude.
>>579529371It's always a mouthbreathing console shitter. I am impressed that these retards even manage to boot the game up without a disc to force into the reader
>>579527064>made the list
>>579527850Yeah it's all dadgamers
>>579529124Using the Hot Shot was what made me give the deadeye a try. I figure they are similar but the Deadeye has way better ergonomics making headshots easier
>>579529601Uh oh, melty(gun)
>>579527676replace everything in her speech bubbles with ">the raped"
>>579528838I went to use it as medium pen. alternative to Constitution (with iron sight), packs a good amount of damage for a DMR and lacks handling for masses and close quarters just as much. Just make sure you have a weapon for those if you bring it to bugs and squids. I like it.
>>579527064>no rinzuShit list made by an eternal newfag
>>579529995what if i replace everything in her speech bubble to "RAPE ME" huh, leanstealthsissy?
>>579528838its ok and a crutch arguably but you'll be reloading for the entire game
I just kinda stopped looking at stats now
why are seaf deployed outside the gates
>>579530541meanwhile enimies will spawn inside of the gate
https://files.catbox.moe/li5x2m.mp4 Default heatsinkhttps://files.catbox.moe/r61kwr.mp4 Special heatsink
https://youtu.be/mD_N2bTGXEsPost bug diving music
>>579527064I'm not on the list even though I play in many lobbies.
>>579530779looks like Epoch without the extra steps
>>579530541meatshield
>>579530779how is it doing that with light pen
>>579531097
Wtf even is a gatekeeperDon't think I've ever seen one
>>579531191id make a snarky image in response but im too lazyhe kills the BT without it overheating on the second shot, so it's clearly not doing light penretard
>>579531097Rapid overheat heatsink.Gives it AP5, you get 9 magazines.The default one is a standard heatsink that gives you AP2 with 6 magazines and then the 3rd option is an improved heat capacity heatsink which is nearly the same but with 5 magazines. >>579531191He's talking about the laser not the explosion.
>>579531193
>>579531332damn thats wild
>>579531393that's a veracitor
>>579530512Mostly the same, I care more about having fun and feeling good while I do.>>579530779Is that a new grenade too? The icon looks like a stun grenade.
Whens the new goybond trailer? I got 2700 SC and every warbond
>>579527604is it really vandalizing if it's the honest truth?
>>579531193They're the gun-wieldinf forklifts. They just tend to spawn less frequently than the melee forklifts so you have to go out of your way to find them.
>>579531530Same thing
>>579531193Ranged squid-mech. They're one of the few squis units that can actually engage helldivers at range (still only ~100 meters or so) and also be threatening.
>>579531580>Is that a new grenade too? The icon looks like a stun grenade.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SxKP3fs1LAkA weird molotov
would enemy size variety give the game a bit more cheap excitementlike a really big bile titan or a tiny warstrider with health scaling
>>579531783looks sickwhere is all of this from?
>>579530779Lemme guess, objective upgrade to the Scythe but the downside is the reduced magazine size, right?
>MO objective is cuck the cyborgs and squids so you can turn them into medals to give people that kill bug lovers7/10
>>579530541Because there's no hole for them to crawl out of behind the walls.
>>579531959All stuff from what was supposed to be the FRV warbond.
>>579531980anon is only happy when he believes he is cucking or mogging something
Gatekeeper surge in 2 daysTrust the plan
>>579531393
>>579532357real life mimics art or something idk media literacy
>>579530979Is the epoch good for anything?
>join hdg lobby before>1st mission>gf texts me, i'll get to it later>finish level>read the text: 'i'm coming over for snu snu, get ready'>somethingpoppedupgtgguysggs>bail out the lobby>'oh i was jk, i thought u knew I was at work today babe'Look, I'm already facing the wall, just shoot me. I'm ready. I deserve it.
Why don't they allow all attachments on all weapons?
>>579532491good for signaling to other helldivers that you're ready to take it up the ass
>>579532491attracting other people to crack your egg
>>579532308I don't see how anyone finds Harvesters fun to fight. At least Hulkamania is engaging since Hulks will actually try to rush you down.
>>579532525>actual sex havers in /hdg/ lobbiesdisgusting.blocked.added to the list.
>>579532491Making shitters seethe.
>>579532491It's stupidly good against bots so long as you don't have to fight Vox Engines.
>>579532525
lobby doko
Sigh... When will they add an alternative to the bolt pistol?
>>579532525>leaves lobby to have sex with his foid>"oh sorry babe i'm at work">she is actually getting railed by 3 anons in the lobby while you're left without a lobby or your foidSorry not sorry.
>>579532525>desperately accepting any offer of sex from "your" "girlfriend"beta male cuckShe knows she has control over you.I bet she has a "favorite" male friend at work too.
>>579531783>weird molotovThat's cool, basically zero impact damage but much more fire spread and I assume more burning ground damage. It's going to be a good pick for bugs and squids, less for bots as usual (I'm going to try it anyway).>>579531834Nice idea on paper, health pools are the easier part but it's too convoluted in practice.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244131635283/76561198008364447
HMG or MMG for squidder mechs?
>>579533225stalwart unironically
>>579533179how so? will pathfinding and all that break?
>>579527064Hell yeah i made the list
>>579533225>the good gun or the bad gunBad, obviously. What are you? A youtube slop meta slave?
>>579527064>everyone has super cool nonchalant nicknames>mine is just pathetic God why was I born so lame?
we must be approaching NA hours
>>579533203FVLL.
>>579532491If you eject the magazine, the chamber in the rear makes for a good fleshlight in a pinch
>>579533509It can't be that bad right?
>>579533509Its ok Costco $1.50 Hot Dog Combo
>>579528518Why can we as helldivers just hunt civilians who betrayed super earth? Killing traitor familes is the closest were gonna get to a real vacation.
>>579533319A few technicalities come to my mind:>texture scaling>movement and animations speed>weak points size and position>no less important but what enemies you size up or downThe enemies are decently designed for the size they are, I think bots would be the most challenging faction to do that because you need to consider their weak spots. Squids have even less choices for what unit to scale. Bugs are blatantly the easiest.Warstriders are, design-wise, scaled up ordinary striders already; so if the idea was an actual thing I would totally see Arrowhead doing the same thing for other units, redesigning them to fit the size.
>>579533923It's probably not, but I feel like it is, and my opinion really shapes my feelings. I am kind of pathetic like that>>579534031I'm not on there on the list
>>579523895GGs
>>579533225I was using HMG + Cadian armor on Seasse, it was a really good combo for dealing with Crushers and forklifts. Stalwart is better if you can actually aim though, since you don't actually need the AP4 and it's probably better against Obtruder swarms.
>>579527064>tfw I'm not on the list
>>579534269I'm sensing that it's "DaddiesLittleUwU" am i wrong?
What is their fucking problem?
D10 appropriator lobby dokosteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244132815658/76561198005075969
>>579533509Take your name, find a cute small word that has part of your name in it, and go from there. Ideally 2-3 syllables.
>>579534702Need SCsNeed medals
>>579534702All galactic war is rigged. you cant win or lose any planet that isnt on the script. Just play what you want and ignore it. You have 0 input no matter what you do.
>>579534702bugs
>>579534778FULL
>>579530779oh my god this is going to be the liberty day weaponfuckingKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>wondering why 2 teammates have been on the same objective for the past 10 minutes>look inside>Building spawned on the ICBM terminal and the mission can't be completed
How many >gigas.>thermites.>melta mines. >ultimatums. does it take to rape vox engines
>>579534929MY EFFORTS MATTER!!PLANETS WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT ME!!
>nobody picks up the samples I need
>>579534929Acktuly you just need to lock in chudThe players decide the direction of the game via voting and playing together, you'd understand if you had friends or any media literacy
>>579533151i want to hear what you think chad would do in that spot.
>>579527850True, I'll be 40 next year...
>>579535224One frag grenade after you shoot the vents open with light penor just damage it by shooting the vents and throw 1 (uno) eagle strafeVox engine is a "heavier" unit than war striders but only one of these is completely fucking impervious to anything below heavy pen :) i think every single enemy in the game should have at least ONE method to kill it with light pen barring super heavies like the factory strider, leviathan and hivelord.
>>579533509mine's just my nickname and has been for like 14 yearsi'm still not sure if this is a sign of autism but i cant bring myself to change it
>>579533509Mine is my real name>tfw I've never had a nickname bc no real close friends
>>579535224One Leveller.One Hellbomb.One brave helldiver doing the vents mechanic.Actual answer: It still takes almost all the grenades you have, Ultimatum still brings it near death, do mines even work against Vox Engines and Factory Striders? Mines seem to inconsistent with this kind of enemy.
wait so what the fuck happened with the void?I come back from a week long work trip and suddenly all the new missions and biomes are all gone?I barely got to play that shit
Am I reading it right that c4 has 6 in a backpack, a full supply weapon CD, and you get only one from ammo boxes?
>>579536010uhh sorry that is the good fomo we were promised
>>579535738>every single enemy in the game should have at least ONE method to kill it with light penSeems pointless. If you have access to endless support weapons and strategems, there's no need to waste effort on the chucklefucks that insist on playing the game wrong.
>>579534702All me rewinding after work, watching scripted reality TV and farming Medals
>>579535525Fuck you swigger we both know joel flips a switch when we go off the script.
>>579536256>rewinding after workSounds like hell.
>>579535917Ill give you a nick name... How about Anon?
the entire point of the game is that democracy is not real (MANAGED demoracy) and players have no real agency in decision making aside from where to go dive. if you think players are supposed to drive the narrative, or that swiggers are accidentally robbing you of your agency, you have ZERO media literacy.
>>579535224vox are a joke now>limited to 3>die instantly to gatling uncs should fuck off back to NBA2k7
What the fuck guys, the live service game with a million players doesn't cater specifically to ME and MY schedule?
ITS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING Bugs, Bots and Squids heard "Super Earth is free" and thought that meant they can have it at no cost
>>579535738>warstrider>immume to anything below heavy penShitter moment.
>>579536480>limited to 3Good.>taking actual damageGood.
>>579536626FREE REAL ESTATE?!?
>>579536478Making a game shitty by design doesnt make it any less shitty.
>>579531973I mean that's kinda what it looks like. But that's not a direct upgrade if the heat capacity is dog shit. The entire point of the Scythe is sustained precision damage.
>>579536753crazy how you love it though, maybe you love shit?
>>579536421does this mean we're friends? oooh, do you wanna play Helldivers 2?
>>579536103Yes, if by ammo box you mean the POI ones.
>>579531834Yes absolutely this would work.
dobby loco?
>>579536749THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A NEW HOME
>>579536723kys the heatvent and eyes should be medpen
>>579537103Dobby?
>>579534929we love our (fake) interactive space soap operas
Didn't EMS use to be good? What happened?
bug sex doko
>>579537848thats not even a bug
I've randomly joined 5 games now Meissa, and the first four had the hosts kill me upon dropping down because they were being silly. Very cool.
>>579535224ulti + 2 gigasulti + 3 thermiteulti + 2 melta mines2 ulti + some small arms fire to the vents or track intake
>>579536010We still haven't gotten the Meridia supercolony biome back, after two years.
>>579537943Obviously not, she’s just a wonderful wife and an ideal woman.
>>579537996did you get a look at their levels before you left? were they demons or actual evil spirits? what do they get out of it and how could gunning your teammates on first drop be deemed silly
>>579536010>>579538046Heh. Sorry bros, guess you just.. Had to be there.
>>579538246The first one that did it was some twitch streamer level 220-something & did it because he didn't like that I brought a turret. Everyone else after that was 40 - 80's range. For the rest of it I don't really know what to tell you. Just hurt my feelings so I wanted to whine.
If the anon that draws the helldiver in a bikini with huges tits is still here, I want to thank you for drawing a shota eating her out. I will sacrifice one hundred cattle as promised.
>>579538449>>579538449>you for drawing a shota eating her out.catbox link
>>579538593It was in the last thread.
>>579527434Yes, there's a secret galactic war going on right now only more localized to our own solar system. There are giant spiders on mars, cyborg are war robots are common and the illuminate from the 1st game are like the galactic federation. Nowadays they're illuminati
Starting to get tired of the "SE is retarded and evil" background plot.
>Selects D10>Heavy enemies spawn>AAAIIIEEEEE>The default liberator should be able to kill them>Quasar should 1 shot them>NO NO NO THE 500KG CANT BE BLOCKED BY AA DEFENCE >SAVE ME SWIGGERSHeavy armor hive guard was a huge nerf btw you are just fucking trash.
>>579538218Cockroach impregnation.
>>579538746If they were competent we wouldn't have much of a galactic war, would we?
>>579537848literally 0% of that image or comment is on topic.
who is this schizo even talking to
At least we've moved passed Breaker + Autocannon + 500kg bomb load outs.
>>579539106Idk, I think SE being competent is fine considering the threats that the badguys are giving us. The squids are moving through black holes & summoning voids FFS. I do think it's funny for the Terminids to be the #1 "SE are retarded/unlucky" faction though.
>>579538970I'm a buffchad and I do miss the ap4 hive guardsThe halo shotgun was so good during that time
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I hope the bots go on a huge offensive soon and take half of their side of the map back their planet options are fucking slim at the moment and I want a moon biome to fight them on there hasn’t been a moon biome on bots in a fucking while
Helldivers became fun again after using a BBW armor mod.
>>579539521it was so confusing when people latched onto the hiveguard change being bad, shooting under its face and claws was always how i dealt with them because i am a stalwart chad
Is the wasp actually good?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244137542011D10, sqweeds. We're gonna do our part and farm up some Gatekeepers.
>>579539842That sounds unbelievable. I fail to see how such a mod could improve the quality of the game. If it's so good, then PLEASE provide an example of such a case for peer reivew.
>>579539931Bugchasers are not sentient.
>>579539984yes, do not use it next to walls or anything that can prematurely detonate the missile and it's good
>>579539984Nope!
>Start taking mg turret and mortar turret>Start mogging all randoms in killsMaybe skill is overrated
>>579539842I mean I wouldn't go THAT far...But it's a nice sight while you go walk from POI to POIA brisk enjoyment before you nuke the next outpost
>>579539984NoThe AP3 explosion which has most of the damage cripples it against anything that isn't a squid. And even still, it sucks against harvesters and gatekeepers, due to their main health pool having AV4.
The Eruptor kind of sucks, doesn't it?A slow-firing shrapnel weapon was doomed from the get-go. Its sole saving grace is being able to kill spawners, but even then it's a downgrade to the crossbow.
>>579540354There is not very much "skill" involved in this game to begin with
>>579540117>>579540416It's just how it is.
>>579539984It has a niche that it generally performs poorly outside of, but inside that niche it's godly.
>>579540354Pretty much. If you want to killmog don't bring any orbitals unless it's a napalm against squids and bugs. All you want is more entities that can kill chaff and mediums alongside you.
>>579540771I'm honestly about to join team #coomdiver with this stuff.
>>579540503this has to be a joke
>>579540485Hmm, if only there was a faction mostly made up of mediums that crumple to singular Wasp missiles...
>>579535554Fuck her irl (while everybody on the mic can hear her screaming) while fucking up the bugs/bots/squids in game obviously
>>5795400592/4
>>579539984literally only good for the lazy diver to kill overseers.i don't even know what the fuck it's altmode DOESi've never seen it kill anything
>>579540896Normally I wouldn't mod games like this for the sake of artstyle cohesion, but IMO a lot of armor feels unfitting for the game so I stopped caring.Still switch to male armors that are cool to mix things up though.
>>5795400593/4, join!
>>579540950Nothing gets past you, huh?
>>579540950It's a crippled version of the autocannon with no limbs, one eye, and the heart virus for good measure. It can't perform the most basic duty of a primary weapon but people gas it up because>omg heavy pen>omg demo 20>omg 3000 damage (ignoring that most of that damage just flies off into the distanceIt's just a downgrade to the crossbow in all practical scenarios.
>>579541182It's supposed to be an airburst that fires downward above whatever you locked on to but it's very finicky.
>>579540059FULL
Destroying bot dropship not include kills for passengers?
>>579541182it's an AOE splash attack without the AOE and damage
>>579541508Roleplaying as a crossbow loving retard isn't going to make me hate crossbow any more. If that wasn't your goal, I don't know what else to say since you're just blatantly wrong
>>579541508TRVKEEruptor feels awfull to use.
>>579533203Gigis. We have le cummed gayming. First commando mission was giga-ass.
>>579541454thanks, I'm quite observant!
>>579539984Only good against Squids (sometimes bots too).
>>579539984Why does it have a backpack when the killzone version didn't
>>579542253clearly a dedicated medium killer lock-on weapon would be OP without a backpack
>>579541982>we have le cummed gaymingwhat the fuck does this even mean
>MO says "don't play bugs">25% of the players are still on bugs
>>579542253Why didn't they pick good weapons from killzone like the grenade/proximity grenade launcher or smartgun with rocket machine gun?
>>579542741bugfuckers being useless niggers that sabatoage MOs is just part of the game at this point
>>579542741>MORigged, only the biggest goyim do the MO.
>zone quests? move to a level relevant zone? why the fuck would i do that, i've got UHHHH LEVEL 1 EPIC BOARS TO KILL XD
The MO gets completed when it intersects with my helldives and does not matter beyond that.
>>579542741Get to work faggot, at this rate, the MO will be done after EoS
>>579542741wow people want to play the horde faction in the horde shooter to mow down hordes of enemies???borgs are also on the MO planets and they get old fast after the 10th time a gonked out chromed fent addict tweaker sprints up to your face and stim taxxes you
I can two-shot Vox Engines from 300 meters if you aim for both cannon arms.
>>579543326Head from this thing.
>>579543326>borg stim taxThat is the most retarded thing i have read today.
>>579543437*hits a tree*
>>579543437I can kill the entire vox engine convoy in just 10 shots
>>579543179I'm not even bothering because these quotas are impossible, doubly so with the current player count. Swiggers can #getreal.
>>579543924>*gangbanged by cyborgs in the attempt*
Bring pre-nerf Vox Engines back, they're blind as fuck and low HP as fuck now
>>579543924do you blast the vents with it? or just go for the dick?
>>579544016Just go for the dick, they can't harm you while you're under it
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244141721591/76561198071306508borger
>>579540059nice dlss5 graphics bro
>>5795440163 shots to the crotch. Vent unnecessarily. You kill them in 4-5 seconds.
Melta Mines can 1 shot Vox Engines btw
When we can vote to black hole another planet I will be choosing phact bay to make the thirdies angry at the loss of their super credit farm.
>>5795441262/4
>>579542741Because they're the best faction in the game? Neither pidorgs nor squiggers will give you any thrills.
>>579544007>blindThose things spot and hit you from farther than it's legit.
>>579544126full
>>579544395This is the thrilling gameplay, running away from annoying stuff that just overwhelms you in numbers. Good for you if it's fun but I never found bugs or squids that engaging.
>>579544395>give you any thrills.Guy talking about thrills while using gas strike, gas mines, and the sweeper. Maybe you should try playing on a lower difficulty.
>D6 mindless masses pubsquite entertaining I might say
>>579526818what the FUCK is an obtruder?
Gunslinger armor should do everything it does + replace your primary with a secondary.
>>579544660This, bugs just feels like endless patrols spawning right behind you all the time.But i will say that squids has its rare moments where it's alot of overseers where they are actually pretty fun.
>>579545126The flying shits that spawns in packs of 20
>>579545201Can I bring two ultimatums with my stalwart against bugs?
>>579543924melta gun is kinda dogshit desu
>>579540771this doesnt look like abdo, what is this?
What should you NOT do with smoke?
>>579545382I like using it against borgs, it's fun
>>579542741>being mad some people are actually Free and exercising their Freedom of Choice you have been thoroughly raped at some point, maybe rewind to that point and relive it so i don't have to hurt you again
>>579545480Equip it before entering a mission.
>>579545480throw it on teammate's sentries or in their los to enemies; if no sentries, throwing it onto teammates to try to kill them
>>579545382Said literally no one ever.
>>579545649The ergos are shit and it lacks precision and range.It's in the same power bracket as eruptor and libpen.
>>579534778gg izzat farmers, I got a few more webms too
>>579545831what emote is the tpose one
>>579545764So it's strong enough to beat D10 if you aren't retarded?
>>579545382Uh oh meltygun
>>579545764Blaming the weapon for your own incompetence doesn't make it bad
>>579546019Literally every single piece of equipment in the game is strong enough to beat D10 if you're not retarded.Every single one without exception.
>>579546141I think there are certain meme loadouts that are non-viable, like only taking light-pen against automatons, but most of the weapons that people call "non-viable" like the HMG are perfectly strong. Some people just want everything so be so overpowered that you can go afk like OBN.
>>579534778>they crossed pathsthe stingrays were acting gay and had to get punished for it>>579546005https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Welcome_Adoration
>>579532525utter vaginal slave
>>579546141>if you're not retardedif you're not retarded you wouldn't use chopped loadouts in the first place. if he picked a meltagun but was forced to use it for not its intended purposes because the rest of his loadout was garbage i can imagine he'd begin to resent it
>>579546348>weapons that people call "non-viable" like the HMGHoly fuck, who is that retarded
>Helldivers announced EoSGenuinely what would be your reaction
>>579546393BastionGOD.
>>579546598Being a slave to a woman's vagina would be way hotter than just being desperate for sex like that anon. >>579546640There's tons of disagreement over what weapons are viable, and everyone who says something retarded like "the AMR is useless against automatons" is completely sure of himself and surprised when people don't agree. Every once in a while I see someone say the Autocannon is useless.
>>579546393nta but while we're here what emote is the handshake with helmet check?Am I retarded or is it not in a warbond/generically available?
>still getting error 35 status -1 for the past 3 daysit's over for me bros...
>>579546824hypergamy disccusion general
>>579546825Are you thinking of the High-five emote?https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/High-FiveDespite the name, when you use it you butt heads with each other.
>>579546640Me, but mostly because I'm not sure I'm using it right on bots. It feels really wonky, even with true grit, and it has a pathetically low ammo count that i burned through in a single bot drop. It also felt like it took forever to kill war striders, even aiming at the top eye.
>>579546141have you factored in that I am going to get 20 drops called in and accidentily step on a 3 landmines over the course of the mission?
>>579546393
>the supposed 'hardest faction in the game'
>>579547051Ip grabber, DO NOT CLICK
>>579547256you just doxxed yourself
>>579547395Oh noes, don't rape my cute and supple boipussy :(
>>579546953yep that's the one ty
>>579547465You're going to have a nice medicdiver girl pussy after I'm done with you.
>>579547465ew gross, I'm not gonna do thatI'm just gonna take all your supercredits
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>579547310>if you suppress bots they're inaccuratewoah
>>579547310I dare you to post that in ohdough's discord
>>579547738>empty in 4 seconds
>lmao why you wear heavy armor, it's fucking usele-ACK>>579547256should have worn heavy armor, now everyone knows you are a lightsissy...
>>579547943Oh no>Grabs the other one
>>579547876That's just how their accuracy has been like for the past... what, a year?
>>579547949are you retardedyou only survived because of good reflexes, not the armorpre-stimming saves you from pretty much almost any lethal situation
>>579540059Crashed.
>>579547310posted it again award
>>579547943>when le disposable weapon is le disposable
>>579540059>acked
>>579548094yeah if they're being hit with mortars and/or you're shooting at them
>>579548379Did everyone crash or just me (host)?
>>579544242in my experience they won't detonate them unless they physically drive over them with a track which puts the blast too far away to catch enough parts to do enough overlapping damage for a one shot. even when manually detonating them after throwing them directly under the middle of them it's not enough to one-shot a full health vox engine. I also tried throwing them onto the vox engine and I had one land on top of the vox undercarriage but it did not automatically trigger. if you managed to get a one shot on a confirmed full health vox engine, please, show usI did find out, however, that the initial heat blast of the melta mine is not explosive as it is capable of destroying the otherwise 100% explosive immune vents
>>579548431Crashed as well
>>579548431We all did
>>579548568Well, RIP. I gotta go now anyways, animal is bitching at me.
>>579548109It seems like I took less damage from initial explosion which let me survive just a bit longer to stim myself.
>>579548109the frame that the stim started healing him was the frame that I4 and S3 died
I run the medium armor that revives me on death with my trusty pissdiver set up and by golly is it fun to pop a stim and keep blasting away
>>579526867Anon... you're gay...
>>579548797>>579549082if those 3 weren't shitters they could've easily hit the stim button in time and survive the car fire
>>579527976>sees tits>thinks of cockAnon...
everytime i open this general
>>579547876weird my game must be bugged to have every bot i come across be 100% suppressed before i shoot them
Lobby?
>>579530935https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZDBV5ENbqZQey-9u6YxJRDTXbMKzFvEs&si=sAwUUJx0crtABlfI
>>579530935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J10WRzLdO4
>>579545426It's abdo if abdo was good.https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15392
pissbros, how are lasers on borgs?
>>579550237>most attractive female in the USAewww no
>>579550237hmmm nyo
>>579550279They're alright. Low damage and no stagger kind of hurts them, the unarmored guys will just rush you while the armored ones will not care too much initially. You kinda have to aim for their heads, but that's the case with the entire front, so nothing really changes
>>579550279>>579550401It's okay to be homosexual, but you don't need to be vocal about it.
>>579550237>morbidly obese diver divison>ready to eat ze bugs sir!
>>579550237I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT
>>579550237I need this maga plapbait wobblemeat stimfapping my democratic goonrod
>>579550481You're out of touch. What was posted is fat fetish content. It isn't something normal fags are going to consider attractive.
>>579538449You're (you are) are welcome
>>579550481>you are faggot if you dont fuck the obese hambeastdo americans really
>>579530935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuBdIaH-KlAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJipOfLzNkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvlhDEpbh8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtImCCtxBYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MgjgAjnx6E
Is there a Mormon mod where is just white, blond haired blue eye tradchads and laceystacys?
>>579550668Can't handle a real woman with some curves huh? You must be a pedo.
Lobby da1 Gatekeeper kill = +17,000 Izzatsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244147324390/76561198046595191
>>579550279Less good. I prefer the sickle over scythe for bots. Keep the cannon , turret and orbital though.
>>5795441263/4
>>579550816FVLL
>>579550537>>579550584this but unironically
>>579550816dalit lobby
>>579550867Holy fertility goddess
>tattoos>armpit hair>septum piercing
>>579550867>hairy armpitsso close to perfection but she fucking RUINED IT
>>5795508162/4>>579550853bloody benchod
>>579550237That's a plapcow.
>tattoos>armpit hair>septum piercing>>579551109spotted the low t faggot
>>579547943>EAT>Bullet Storm>Ex Napalm>Commando>Fire podsOh yeah, its fuck pubs time.
>>579551098pump and dump these kinds of chicks bro, she is obviously not wife material.but definitely plap material.
Piercings and tatts are gay as fuck, explain to me RIGHT NOW why you need to alter the divine form directly made in GOD'S image in order to appreciate it. Hair is based though.
>>579551213>Low t is when you want women with basic grooming standardsSpotted the fatty
>>579551109>so close to perfection but she fucking RUINED ITfuck the hairy armpits and septum, they were the only good things, the tattoos ruined it
>>579551252This, she's clearly some kind of succubus.
>>5795508163/4
If Arrowhead Made Elden Ring, (cont.)>Mount Gelmir erupts and the rocks "coincidentally" fall directly on top of you for a one hit kill>Every boss ragdolls you and the impact of ragdolls is what kills you the most>"No, you cant have weapon skills. Thats not part of the Squire Fantasy"
>>579551632You say this as if souls players wouldn't like that.
>>579543326>stim taxxes youNot my problemt.double freedom enjoyer
>>579547943You say that like it's a bad thing.>>579548040I wish there were a feature where, after emptying a disposable weapon, it stays in your hand and the next time you try to fire it you just throw it at the enemy.
>>579551857we wouldn't, even Miyazaki says that the entire game is designed so that you death is never random, and it kinda does stick to it.Ragdolls would be too random and unfair, and any environmental deaths are usually due to carelessness.
Can't wait for Nvidia to release DLSS 5 so I can see how pretty this game can be using it
>Pubbies on meissaHoly moly this is funny
>>579552137>we>you death
Do I want to have sex with a woman with hairy armpits? No.Will I have sex with a woman with hairy armpits? Yes.
Do I want to have sex with a woman with hairy armpits? Yes.Will I have sex with a woman with hairy armpits? Yes.
I love the XMG, if it were possible I'd take it twice. Fucking rips through the dogshit enemies and it doesn't matter if I die.
>>579551964Now, do u double barrel it, or 2 shots?
All of you incels will die a virgin, who are you kidding?
Do I want to have sex with a woman with hairy armpits? Yes.Will I have sex with a woman with hairy armpits? No :(
>>579552227sorry my keyboard sticky because I spilled monster(tm) energy drink on it recently and sometimes button presses don't register
>>579552371another sane soul, thank you
>>579552278>>579552371>>579552414>>579552475>>579552481>>579552489samefaggot
Proud inceldiver here. Never let them insult you with your true self.
Do I want to have sex with a biological woman? Yes.Will I have sex with any human being that looks even remotely female? Yes :(
BRING IT BACKKKKKKKKKK, FUCKING NIGGERHEAD, HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME? ALSO FUCK ALL THE NIGGERS GOING FOR THE SUPPLY FRV, I HOPE YOU DIE BROKE
>>579552552seething high estrogen faggot
>he uses light armorlol.lmao.
>>579552552damn 2 out of 6. Not bad tho.
>>579552910lol
What sentry on bots?
>>579553029Rocket Sentry for regular bots.MG Sentry is very handy on Cyborgs because the chaff is what often sneaks up on you while you're dealing with the Voxes.
>>579553029Any you like. Im the host and i run concealed deployment.
>>579553029regular bots>AC sentry>rocket sentrycyborgs>mg sentry just to be bait because all sentries get raped by cyborgs quicklyif it is a big open biome map like desser, then you can bring AC sentry to cyborgs too
>>579552828would've unironically been more fun to play with but of course all the metashitters went with supply pack 2.0
>>579553312>Metashitting is when you pick the objectively better optionOkay, little saar
Where the hell are all the gatekeepers? Senge 23 on D7 is notthing but Veracitors
>>579552414My only complaint is having to constantly switch but I usually run in single barrel until something big comes around the corner
>>579553583lollmao even
>>579553836Guess what, little saaar? You can use your FRMeme right now! Just drop a normal one and take cremator!
>>579553897Different anon, but the Gunner FRV doesn't transform into a glorious fireball when you deplete its HP.
Why do purple jungles run like shit?
>>579552910>necro lunges at me>i'm already three pois away running for my lifeluv me lite oxy
>defend Meissa>congrats now where shall the blob go next?>the cyborg matar bay, which when liberated will cut supply lines for 3 planets simultaneously and has a decay rate of 1.25or>the cyborg zefia, that has no strategic value and has a decay rate of 2.5, but it has seaf on it
>>579547310>bots will be inaccurate if they're being suppressed by an ems mortar, an airstrike, and what appears to be someone else behind the cameraman shooting at themYou really showed them, G3.
>>579554287Technically it has a decay rate of 2% since the planet itself has more HP
>>579554287Well this is the SEAF update so I'm picking SEAF planet and galactic war is rigged, joel can literally just undo everything in like 5 lvl 40 fuck you invasions, so none of this shit matters.
>>579554287TOTAL SECTOR LIBERATION.>will cut supply lines for 3 planets simultaneouslyThat sadly isn't how that works.
>>579554182Err they all do bro. Have you even played the game? They have a 0 HP explosion and a corpse burn
>>579534031watch your mouth, heretic
>>579555645I'd give her a Costco $1.50 hotdog combo, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
>>579554216purple is the most expensive color. it's why so many people were crashing with all the watchers, they simply couldn't afford it
Man it'd be really cool if my Helldiver held C4/the detonator in such a fucking way that I could see either in his hand.
>>579556450>vox actively targeting you>*click* beeep *click* beeep>switch to deploy>*click* nothing>have to reload handyeah it's great
>>579555386The Flamer FRV blows up like an Eagle 500 if its HP is depleted whole there's fuel in the flamer. Like, actually dangerous and hazardous to anything not currently sitting in it.
>>579555386>>579557018It's a Demo 50 Hellbomb
Are enough people off work for a lobby or should I wait until later ?
>Meissa is successfully defended>DSS instantly moves to Zefia>the Blob follows and is starting to dogpile the shit out of CyborgsYou know, if there's one predictable thing about this player base besides the huge number of bugfuckers, it's that they really hate the Automatons. You can pretty reliably count on the Blob to go out of their way to stick it to them as long as it doesn't conflict with the current MO.
>>579557963give it about 30 minutes, most burgers still have to pretend to work
>>579532525>gf texts me,stopped reading, you don't belong here
>>579560101>gf texts mestopped reading, you don't belong here
>>579560387>gf texts mestopped reading, you don't belong here
>Yesterday Vox engines out the wazoo near unplayable>today only one or 2 spawn at allWhy? I want to practice against the weak points
>stratagem jammer terminal bugs out and just stops workingEyup. That's Arrowhead quality right there. And no I don't feel like having to run a hellbomb backpack everytime in my loadout to compensate for Arrowhead's dogshit quality control I'm just gonna go play squids.
Game looks kinda whack on DLSS 5 nglhttps://youtu.be/VRTIdtSsiis?si=F3x59LELXzpsrRM9&t=154
>>579534465
>>579561157dlss is only shilled by indians
>>579561115SEAF artillery destroys it when it hits it directly. Or any of the vox engine's missiles.
>>579561276AI has a lot of potential to be good. Its just a shame its be hijacked by scammers.
>>579532525>I deserve it.stopped reading, you don't belong here
>>579561198bro didnt turn on the anti aliasing
>>579561448AI has a lot more potential to be used for evil, and the consequences WILL be catastrophic. Not might. Will.
>>579561448well it's already cured cancer and solved hundred year old open math problemsso yeah, it's got some potential
>>579562087already is
Aside from the SC arrow/beam, are there any other worthwhile or mist-have mods (not hot chick mods)? Anyone report back on the DLSS one from yesterday?
>>579562087How are you liking common folk being priced out of playing games on their own hardware?
>>579562419>Anyone report back on the DLSS one from yesterday?>>579490729
>>579562419Sorry guess there head been dsll talk.
>>579562918>gotta load up dat DLSS5 so I can see dis bitch's nasolabial folds and pores
>>579563009I'd like to see the service technician's labial folds.
D10 borgssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244155990146
>>579562150>Cured cancerImpossible, cancer is a broad range>Silver math equations Which need to be verified and tested. All AI can do is recognize patterns at inhuman speeds. It isn't really all that useful
>>5795635531 more
Luv muh Mini Bastion (Anti Tank Emplacement)
>>579563607>impossible cancer is a broadIt's done on a case-by-case basis. The cancer is biopsied, sequenced, and then an mRNA vaccine is generated that let's your immune system become able to target the cancer cells.
>>579561157I do not like the idea of letting lazy developers skip out on fixing/improving their game even more than they already do by outsourcing the effort to ai. Sets a retarded precedent.
I like dynamite on bots for the convenience of chucking them at fabricators. But then I realized there's not much point since I still need to go in to pick up samples.I'm still using dynamite. It's cool.
Gatekeepers sure were a choice for this MO LMAO
>>579563941pajeet joel strikes again
>>579563941You mean you have to play the game to have a rough estimate of what spawns?
>>579563886too bad nvidia reps are shilling it hard to every major development company
>>579563941>Complete in TWO YEARSActually hilarious.
GK Surge. Ball Fondling? 36H.
What's the current bot loadouts? I'm going to bring that bastion cannon.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244157336858/76561198038829332 D10, lobby decides.
>>579563867that's not "AI", that's the same machine learning models that have been in use since before LLMs were a thing
>>579547310>supposed hardest
>>579564736>ML-LLMthat makes them more AI not less
>>579552910>light oxygen>warrant>spamming slide while ADS firing homing bulletsluv me smart pistol
>>579554235>>579565036I can't tell the difference between slides. I genuinely wonder if my game is just fucked
>>579564769Fuckn sick
The more edgy your diver looks the more of a bottom I imagine you are. Also if you use medic armor.
>>579563815If you throw smokes between you and voxes / on drops do they still see you over it?
>>579565747Medic armor just means they're color blind, throw non-red strats next to them and see if they flee
>>5795647173/4
>>579564717FVLL
>>579565917I don't know, I haven't touched smoke stratagems / gear since 2024
>>579547051Ammo is the number one concern for the HMG. It's really annoying and you will never really "topfrag" with it if that's any metric you care for. I prefer the MMG and it is arguably better for general use as long as you have a solution for hulks, ie bolt pistol or senator. Warstriders too, but the MMG *can* deal with them. IMO>HMGRun anything you want>MMGYou need two assist picks, like a heavy pen pistol as well as a HMG Emplacement, EATs etx
>>579565917it blocks their LOS attacks (side guns, miniguns) but not the aoe
>>579566690I'm too shit to hit hulk slit with senator.
>>579568023It's actually bizarrely easy, you're just giving up too easily
>game suddenly starts running buttery-smooth
>>579568971why gif if no gif?
Finally got around to trying the Hyena, holy shit this gun sucks.I expected a semi auto Coyote that fired abit faster
>war strider>vox>war strider>war strider
Haven't done the cyborg front since Cyberstan, how do you tackle Vox?
>>579569123It's the Speargun (derogatory) of marksman rifles.
>>579570581You leave your mongoloid teammates distracting it while you do the objectives
Soon™
>>579526818They completely over estimated how many people would play a bot/squid MO huh
>>579570854I can't hit overseer heads for shit
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244161897858/76561198043806764bots or squids, (You) decide
>>579569123I can only assume you're using it on squids or bugs, where yeah, it's awful. Go try it on bots with an armor passive that buffs ergos, and take off the muzzle break it comes with. It firing slow isn't a bad thing, it means that recoil resets pretty quickly. Its a headshot monster. >>579570581Take a recoilless, spear, or other heavy AT strat and blow off the side guns. That kills it instantly and safer than the grenade gimmick. Failing that, orbital railcannon will one shot them, and if you have the 40k bond, melta to the undercarriage will kill it in ~3 shots
>>579571084Holy slosh
>>579571057You don't have to hit their heads if you take a machine gun/machine gun sentry.
>>579571057Just mag dump them with a liberator
>>579571084Fucking SEXXX.
>>579570854No, the numbers are just bullshit. There's 100k players online right now, each one of them would need to kill 1000 agitators, and these aren't the topless cyborg that have the most common spawn. In comparison, the last time we had a major order to kill 100 million agitators was during the fucking CYBERSTAN INVASION.Oh and also kill 50 million gatekeepers, you know, the enemies that you'd probably see like 3 or 4 per mission on D10. You're not supposed to win this MO and considering that AH never released a video to showcase the new reward unlike every other operation, my guess is you're also not meant to win this operation and the stratagem doesn't exist.
>>579571350>considering that AH never released a video to showcase the new reward unlike every other operation, my guess is you're also not meant to win this operation and the stratagem doesn't exist.The swedes wouldn't stoop that low now would they?
>>579571084Puffy nipples.
>>5795710842/4.
>>579570854100k simultaneously active is pretty good. The real problem is that it's Cyborg and Appropriators subfactions only, and the average dumbass couldn't interpret the galactic map to find them if they had a hot naked chick literally pointing at the planets to play on. Also, Gatekeepers just don't spawn all that often even on Appropriator planets, so even finding enough to kill is a challenge in and of itself.It's like that one time during the Cyberstan campaign when the daily was Scout Strider kills, against the faction that replaces Striders with Cyborgs. Not even Rocket Striders either, the basic ass low difficulty Scout Strider.
>>5795710843/4.
>>579571084fvll
>>579564717ggsweden is fvck
>>579571469Well we've won every single operation so far. They can't just let us win every operation in the future. After all, if you fail an operation, they save one entire month on their free content release.
>>579571961GG. Last mission was a fuck.
>>579571469>The swedes wouldn't stoop that low now would they?
>>579572005>they save one entire month on their free content releaseOh god, they've found an entire new way to be lazy
>>579538593https://files.catbox.moe/v8yirl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qchaof.png
>>579571469
>>579572876>>579572987Every bridge they burn closes one more escape route. We automatically win this battle attrition>If your enemy is about to shoot himself in the foot, forever, just let him - Sun Soo, maybe
>>579574537damn this sucks lmao
>>579574537Love leandivers and eating pussy. excellent post anon. fr hot as fuck
>>579574605They don't give a shit lmao they live in a country with welfare
>>579574537Very nice
>>579574537insane anatomy that's abdo+ sized
so I manage to passively farm 1000 credits again, there is no real warbond that tickles my interest, should I save it for the next one? these are the ones I am missing.Cutting EdgeSteeled VeteransDemocratic DetonationChemical AgentsMasters of CeremonyForce of LawExo ExpertsSiege Breakersand the ODST and Killzones ones.
>>579575595Exo is solid the pissile is a great sidearm Shield mech is pure fun
jesus christ did literally everybody playing forget how to sc farm in this game or something?
Man what is it with pubs and being completely steam rolled by squid mechs of all factions? It's worse than borgs
>>579575595damn homie what warbonds do you even have?>dem detworth it for the explosive weapons allowing you to take something goofy like the stalwart, or more sentries (to max out the scoreboard and exert dominance on randos)>cutting edgePP and base sickle is nice but this is an acceptable skip>steel vetsmaybe skip>chemical agentsgas nade is the GOAT imo but it's the only thing in the 'bond worth 1 measly SC imo, understandable skip>MoCamendment is a sleeper, it's one of the best guns in the game, and the armor is underrated too>force of lawI don't have this shit either>Exo ExpertsXMG is great, piss mistol is good, armor is kinda neat (maybe superior to extra padding?)>siege breakersAlso an understandable skip. Trident has no stagger or pushback, so despite the unlimited ammo it's not a great shotgun, leveller is fun but has a steep learning curve, hammer and shieldnades are a gimmick. >odst/killzoneskip.
>>579577092>damn homie what warbonds do you even have?all the rest, I honestly I have been getting warbonds according to what I feel give me something new and more unique most of the time, for example I skipped democratic detonation because I always felt like I had enough explosives things, same with siege breakers, i started playin around truth enforcers, also I havent used any SC hacks, althought I have join a couple of people that use them for easy SC at times.
Too many stims
>>579577478Too far.
>>579577478Not far enough.
>>579577478Death penalty.>>579574537>peggingReeducation.
>>579577626oh no, you misunderstand the image.the boy belongs to someone else, he wanted to see him being fucked by brawnydiver benis. i wanted to make anon who asked for cunnilingus and him happy, so i did both
>>579577478>Belly
>>579575930>He didnt cheat SC before shit started happening
cremator ruined the game for meim addicted to burning everything to death
>>579577821AGREED
Can I has caustic that can melt through heavy armoruwu
>>579578245no. you can use it to watch as the big shit slowly gets closer to rape you.
>objective accomplished>wtf>seaf across map cleared an outpost somehowI love the little guys
>>579578487bweeh
>>579571084Gigis. We have le cummed gayming. Rape all Swiggers for crashes and DCs.
Love my new frisbees
you niggers cannot be trusted with melta mines
>>579571084gg slosh gamin
>>579579808That sounds like everyone else's problem
>>579580184correct
>>579577478Belly not big enough
>>579571628Hairy nipples.
>>579579782how do I listen to the sound on these without having the manually download the file with the link in the title
>>579581202youtube?
>>579578495>mfw fortress cleared and none of us are anywhere near it
>>579581346you're welcome
>>579577478Kill yourself, porn addict.
>>579581202There's a script for it. Check /g/ there's probably a thread about it.
>This is powercrept before it's even out
Is there a truth enforcer here? I have a very important question.
>>579582165There's always a Truth Enforcer here.
>>579582165there's a chemical agent
>>579568023Unironically play LC so you get good at hitting their weak spot.
How do people not kill themselves playing heavy armor?
>>579582281Ok. A C01 permit is required for a sexual act that could result in conception. So do I still need a C01 permit for getting a blowjob, thighjob or paizuri?
>>579582579Face the wall...
where APC
You appear to be losing.
>>579582835>just pick the numbers for a loss without making it too obvious
>>579581542t. gay raped castrated goynigger zoomer
>>579582579>blowjobNo.>thighjobYes.>paizuriNo.>>579582647I outrank you. Enjoy reeducation camp for threatening an A class citizen who wanted to make sure he obeys the law.
C-01 permits mean that most citizens have exclusively gay sex or sex with transgender individuals. Or maybe they have to get sterilized if they want to have normal sex.
>>579582538backpack support weaponfrvsupply frvmech of choice
>>579582579Any act involing an erect penis that results in ejaculation requires a C-01 Form.
>>579582538Taking a jetpack helps you keep up.
>>579583149The entire porn industry is run by jews, you retarded balding subhuman. You are the biggest goynigger here. Kill yourself.
>>579583534Incorrect.
>>579583474>supply frvBut I don't hav- >fomo for stratagemsJust why.
>>579583419C01 permits are handed out like candy because more people are always needed. It's merely a formality to enact eugenics for the lowest lows.
>everyone on super earth is gay or tra– ACKACKACKACK
>>579584358It says any act that MAY result in a child. Having sex with a condom unambiguously MAY result in a child. There's a reason it's worded like that instead of "before choosing to conceive a child".
>>579584358Sex with protection still has a non-zero chance of conception. A C-01 is required for any act that MAY result in a child, so condoms wouldn't remove the need for a C-01.That other anon is also a retard for insisting that there aren't other options, or that the majority of C-01 forms go unauthorized despite the fact that Super Earth is incredibly desperate for more bodies.They're really just a way to prevent cripples and dissidents from reproducing, as well as an easy way to keep track of the total population.
>>579584352Head canon contradicted by the times that C-01 permits have been unilaterally suspended.
>>579583474can you bring both frvs? (don't have them)You can only pick one variant of Exosuit per loadout, so I thought FRVs would apply too
>>579530541why do seaf hang around the icbm launchpad and get killed then i get marked a traitor?
BROS???
>>579584815>His C-01s keep getting deniedAnon...
>>579584815Damn, even mine got accepted...
>>579583756everyone knows that gurpreet.the difference between this image and porn is that this image wasnt made by jews. you extra nigger
>>579583474You can't trick me, nobody can drive vehicles in this game without wanting catching on fire
>>579585506it's explosive damage when they go up so use sapper
>>579584546>>579584706Yeah no, it's a population control measure, not some weird homo anti-sex initiative. As such the punishment for conceiving without a C-01 form would be either abortion or some other punishment. It's incredibly likely that Super Earth also mandates contraceptives regardless.
>>579585671The point is population control, the Cobra effect outcome is that people have sex that doesn't fall under the purview of a C-01 permit, such as gay sex or sex after voluntary sterilization.
>>579585836the overwhelming majority of people are mentally sound and thus not gay
>>579574537>first imagebased
I'ma go farm supercreds for some gear instead of doing MO today
>>579574537Holy sex both.
>>579585836Didn't happen under China's one-child policy which C-01 forms are a direct reference to, so there's zero reason to think it'd happen to Super Earth
>use wasp on bots>artillery on tower? still there>artillery on hulk? still there>artillery on war strider? still thereSo this is basically a fancier grenade launcher then? It rapes dev drops and sustained fire does some damage but with 35 rockets total you're better off leaving it to real AT
>>579585671Children that are conceived without a C-01 form are taken from the parents and raised by the government, and the offending parents punished to prevent it from happening again.
>>579587210>use wasp on botsfirst mistake
>>579587210It's not an AT weapon, it's a long range medium deleter. And against the faction where the mediums are more threatening than the heavies, why would you not think it would be a good support weapon?
>>579587210>artillery uh oh!
>>579587210you use it for explosion damage
Why are swiggers so awful at running coop games post launch? Why not just, you know, try to make the game more fun and engaging to play?
>>579588797>Find golden goose>Everyone loves the golden goose>Devs get angry that it wasn't a silver goose>Devs beat the shit out of the goose until they're forced to stop>Devs still treat the goose like shit because they're still pissed off that people like something they don't
>>579587210It's best if you treat it as a long-range medium deleter for bots. The splash it deals along with the massive 300m lock-on range turns you into a hard-counter for devastators. Pair it with other long-range stratagems like the AT-Emplacement for better effective support at distance.
>>579588797>Why not just, you know, try to make the game more fun and engaging to play?Giving "the community" what it wants has and continues to do the opposite.
When are we getting an AR-15? Give me a Vietnam era M16 and let me larp with Eagle Napalm, Eagle Airstrike, anti-personnel mines, and the MG-43.
>>579585440>the difference between this image and porn is that this image wasnt made by jewsIt makes no difference, coping porn addict. It's like saying crack is not a CIA psyop because it's mostly made in south america.
>>579589546It's still very temperamental. Firing uphill, or with partial obstruction, is a total crapshoot. If a dropship fell, or a strider wreck is in the way, or just a patrol is walking from behind the rocks or trees, missiles are very prone to getting lost.
the game has been stable for me, but today it froze twice. Anyone else?
>>579588797smaller dev teams with a pleasant working environment do not go together with live service garbageit is in their best interest to fully develop and finish a game and have a dlc or two planned instead but that will never happen
>>579590131do you think freezes are synchronized or something...?
bulletstormeatlevellerwhat more do you want
>>579590338neat
>>579590338Disposable grenade launcher.
>>579590338a wife to hold
Holy fuck are the steam discussions filled with retards...Probably shouldn't click on it again, one of the worse reads of my life.
>>579590286If sony or their publisher is the one forcing their hand to put out new paid content which gets outsourced anyway while they want nothing to do with regular updates, why not just pick a moderately competent studio that likes the game, train/onboard them for however long it takes to make them autonomous, and have them run the post-launch then? With the launch sales there was plenty of money to move towards a non toxic, non resentful post launch.
>>579590050Yeah, the random missile pathing on the initial shot fucks it over in certain environments. If you know you're fighting in an open area like a desert or grassland it can absolutely dominate. I suppose it requires a certain mindset in that you should always be mindful of your position on the map to really take advantage of its long range, since fighting at a distance usually nullifies typical swede jank such as invisible corpses.
What's the new September warbond >>579590338Something that isn't mutually exclusive with the other strategems perhaps
>>579590338Disposable flamethrower
>>579590531The steam forums in general are filled with the biggest retards imaginable. Only occasionally useful for esoteric fixes that work 50% of the time.
>>579590531>anon discovers public discourse for the first time
>>579582835If they actually played the game they wouldve realized these are spawning way less than usual. But we all know everyone at arrowhead just wants to quietly forget about it and relegated this game to the dregs of the company.
>>579590671The overwhelming majority of maps are made of hills in my experience. I love the AT emplacement too but even desert maps rarely have clear lines of sight. The rare times you get to set up shot from a vantage point overlooking a big camp is fabulous though
>>579591153Hey, I didn't expect it (at least the few posts that I've read) to be somehow more retarded than reddit, filled with even more furfags and ESLs.>>579590967What causes this. I expected at least a modicum of decency and coherency, not less of both compared to this thread.
I really don't understand how to play squids. My biggest contribution is putting down HMG E and mowing down non armored targets. Everything else feels like I'm only tickling enemies.
>>579591883Be a hero and run supply pack + grenade launcher. Once you've actually killed stuff and gotten a better understanding of the enemies you can then switch to something else.
>>579591883Lucky for you, an e-celeb made a video that directly addresses your concerns just last week!
>>579592047All I remember is AMR demolishes appropriators
>>579582778Never ever
Oh. The new stratagem is just the flamer FRV.How fucking boring.
>>579592238Please get excited for the sterilizer FRV coming next
>>579592292>Every shot leaves gas that kills the driver>If it takes any damage at all, explodes and gases the entire map (BUG currently this only applies to players)
>>579592238source?
>>579592238It's the APC.
>>579592397Head canon. Of course it is, it won't be anything new.
>>579592238Legit I would be happier about this than if it were Eagle Gas Strike.
>>579592238>>579592292>>579592446it's the eagle gas strike, retards
>>579592497>its a thing that doesn't exist and has no leaks of vs the thing we already have Its the thing we already have
>>579592292>Sterilizer FRV>It's actually a mounted GL that fires gas nades.>If it takes too much damage in a certain area it begins to constantly leak gas that damages the riders.
Any tips to use orbital airburst?
>>579592552>mounted GL that fires gas nades.That would be extremely powerful.
>>579592541>no leaks ofhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1vxyxvc/campaign_reward_will_be_eagle_gas_airstrike/https://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1vqnrd5/eagle_gas_airstrike/https://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1vy9fa4/leak_new_stratagem/
>>579590287why would you think I ever implied that? I'm just wondering if the update introduced issues or if it's entirely something on my system
>>579592612>Napalm but worse Monkey paw
>>579592706That's not even a monkey paw you're just a retarded parrot.
That SETTLES it
>>579592750>We need more red stratagems!>Gives red stratagems with no purposeThat's a monkey paw my little new friend.
>>579592770
>>579592674i get microstutters on alt-tabbingthat's it
>>579592909An eagle that's just a worse version of eagle napalm, but with gas, is still very strong and would be situationally more useful.
>>579593097Nope.
>>579593097>gas>usefulThe gas dog is literally the only useful gas effect in the game and even that is fucking dubious. Even the harpoon is only good because it can close holes and fabs. Stop posting.
>>579592770Isn't acting on survival instincts, like, the most clear and cut "Neutral Evil" in the alignment chart?
>>579592612Reddit will cream themselves over this 'free' content then drop $20 immediately on the next warbond. How much is HD2 now? $400 for all content?
>>579593220What's the next warbond
>>579593117>>579593172What happened in the last few months that suddenly made people believe that gas is useless? People used to say that it was very powerful. Orbital Gas Strike, gas mines, and gas grenades are still strong, so I don't know how you can say that it's "useless".
>>579593216The Rapenoids on Planet Rape must rape everything in the galaxy, for it is their nature and you're a bigot if you have a problem with that.
gas feels like its powercrept by fire because of the dot effect they get
Another haunted lobby where every other charger/titan corpse started rotating in place, levitating, and sometimes just sending you off to narnia because you looked at it wrong
>>579592770google's ai is literally trained on reddit so it's no surprise that it's doing the meme
>>579593340No, they must rape everything on their planet. If you invade their planet and get raped, that's your own fault
>>579593462Rape spores have been launched into space. It is now everyone's problem.
>>579593375Gas was already very powerful. Now fire is more powerful and makes gas feel pointless. The obvious solution here is to make fire less powerful because Gas was already in a strong position balance-wise. Nerfing something that is blatantly overpowered is not allowed because "the community" is retarded.
>>579592770what basic biological instincts made the bugs launch an asteroid at Buenos Aires?
>>579592770>>579592954
>>579593216Non-sapient beings fall into the True Neutral or Unaligned alignments, like how a bear can't be evil for mauling you to death because it's just an animal trying to survive. That being said, the Starship Troopers bugs are more intelligent than regular animals and are thus capable of evil.
>>579593340>Discover species of evil Rapenoids>Discover that you can harvest the evil Rapenoids for their orange juice>Start mass harvesting the evil Rapenoids on a massive scale>Move the evil Rapenoids to as many planets as possible to harvest even more orange juice>Experiment on the evil Rapenoids to get more juice>all while keeping the bare minimum security and safety measures to contain the evil Rapenoids>The evil Rapenoids break out of containment and start raping>"Man, the evil Rapenoids sure are evil, I had no involvement in this whatsoever"The evil Rapenoids ARE evil, but I don't think there are good guys in this story.
The bugs in starship troopers (the movie) have tons of direct parallels with the humans. The clear intention is that the bugs and the humans are essential identical, it's just that the humans are sexy and the story is from their perspective. People that say "the bugs are the good guys" lack the necessary skills to identify the movie's message. They, in one manner of speaking, lack "media literacy".
>some guy with 380 and walking barrageOh boy!
>>579592770>basic biological survival instinctsPlease tell me the biological survival purpose of gargantuan beetles that can launch plasma bombs capable of reaching into outer space, with unusual accuracy.
>>579592770This is absolutely retarded, maybe the bugs we fight are like that but the bugs in Starship troopers literally have literal brain bugs who are shown to be sentinent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxNv7GUdjU&t=3s
>>579593503Nobody likes mosquitos, but they aren't evil.
>>579593982Uh no? Mosquitos are evil.
>>579592770>basic biological instincts>in the movie they set up a literal high IQ ambush and patiently wait for the right moment to strike and catch humans by surprise?????
>>579593931praeconium eme
>>579593982rape an kill all mosquitos they don't deserve to fuck up my beautiful skin every summer
>>579594116>what are ambush predators
What the fuck is with redditors and identifying with evil murder bugs
>>579594078I mean if it turned out they were actively turning themselves into disease-bombs to be as fucking abhorrent as possible just because they find joy in being the spawn of the fucking devil, I wouldn't really be surprised. But until that's the case, they still aren't evil.>>579594196Also fair.
>>579594196>brown>beautiful skinPick one
>>579593982mosquitoes and wasps are truly useless creatures. They can be wiped off the face of the earth and everyone would be better off for it.Or quarantine them to africa.
>>579593814I guess, the DnD alignment chart is kind of based on results, not intent, lawful evil characters are generally doing evil deeds in peruse of some perceived greater good, but I guess that also depends on the setting and characters.
>>579594214>ambush predator that ambushes in numbers comparable to antsWould've made more sense if there was actual bug race wars depicted, just like how ants will go to war with ants of differing skin colors for hundreds of years.
>>579594381You can be brown and still have silky smooth skin.You wouldn't know since whiteys have their skin so damaged from the sun past 30 years old you look like dried raisins.
>>579594570Don't forget Slaver Ants
>>579594620Calm down, Gucci.
>>579594381>brown pointing fingers at other brownslol
>>579594489"Technically" Lawful Evil creatures use mostly socially acceptable means to achieve selfish and evil ends.Chaotic Good creatures are the ones that do "evil" deeds like murder and torture in order to achieve a perceived greater good.
>>579591641I genuinely have no idea, it's always been like this as far back as I can remember the steam forums existing but it has been getting worse over the years. I think most of the non-retards just find better gated communities and the people in the steam forums are left over so to speak. This coupled with the fact that basically anyone with games on steam and this is a recipe for entitled retards to run amok with shit takes. I've noticed the deterioration of a lot of public forums now that I think about it. F95zone is currently fending off what I can only describe as a third world invasion; the quality of the forums over there has plummeted to unusable levels and the bar wasn't really high to begin with. Basically pic related, be glad 4chan is returning to pre-election population levels because anything is better than enjeetification.
>>579594570>>579594680And farmer ants...Hey, wait a minute. Hans... are we the ants?
>>579595221sometimes when I find a particularly hot take I'll take a peek at their profile, and it's funny how more often than not they belong to a certain extremely vocal minority group
How can I stop my feelings of wanting to cuddle with Gucci and tell him that everything will be alright?You guys are sometimes a bit too mean to him.
WHY IS EVERYONE ON ZEFIA RETARDED!??????
>>579592770>Source: Reddit
>>579594214Name a bug that evolved to throw meteors across space and evolved to perfectly calculate travel time of both the meteor and the targets rotation around its sun.
>>579596468are you implying that the arachnids can somehow control asteroids?
>>579597004Considering the director confirmed they threw a asteroid at earth, yes.
>>579597004Canonically? Yes.
New trvth nvke just dropped
>>579597370We should get a mission about destroying asteroid launching bug towersTheyre probably in the heart of the gloomRemember the gloom
>sit down at desk>open steam>hover mouse over play>3 minutes pass>sigh>close steam and leave desk
>>579597562
>>579597106doesn't happen in the movie, all you see is a propaganda reel telling you the bugs launched it. they're never seen doing anything remotely similar, thus leading the viewer to question whether it's a false flag.>>579597370feel free to post the canon depiction
>>579597712ah, the joys of adulthood!
>>579597568Arrowhead hire this man
>>579597562I kinda agree except Warrant being so low.It should be atleast B-tier, even A - sometimes you just need a braindead secondary to kill chaff with and it arguably does that better than senator/sawned-off/GP.
>>579597562medicxisters... our response??
>>579597748>The director talking about the movie doesnt count
>>579597562Is this why I keep seeing laser dagger on bug front since last week?I get to use and know it before it's cool, I guess
>>579598032it doesn't when another person seconds before him says during the shooting they intended it to be perceived as a false flag, and everything in the movie points toward that being the case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_YEYcr0YMIA Swedish dev could never get anywhere enar this based
>>579598036spore bugs really redpilled a lot of players on how good dagger is against bugs considering that when spore bugs die from it they don't release the meth clouds.
>>579598139>The director having meta knowledge doesnt count
>>579598186It's great vs spore bugs because they're slow and lethargic when they're not hopped up on meth. It's less good against anything that is fast enough to swarm into your face.
>>579598280Lol I barely use my primary with this thing
idk to whom to reply anymore just keep in mind I am not being malicious but>the meteor at Buenos Aires might have been a false flag because the ability for bugs to send asteroids is kinda goofy considering their planet has no means of doing so>during the siege of the bug planet they seem to be launching big balls of fire that "Federation super intelligence" have claimed to be completely harmless but those balls then proceed to completely annihilate the "super destroyers"
>>579596304>he says, on Zefia Swedish servers are overloaded I think, I'm getting massive frame drops and desync. Every mission I've been in has had someone drop2 point blank 500s and 5 pineapples don't kill a vox machine btw
>>579598186Wrong. Dagger was buffed a while ago to deal +100 fire dot tick which scales up based off enemy size. It's basically easy mode for every faction, deletes every common enemy in the game and basically you are just a fucking retard for not reading patch notes.
>>579595204There's quite a lot of nuance to this, the archetypical robin hood wanabe that steals (bad) from the rich and gives to the poor is Chaotic Evil incarnate, do bad to do good, while the generic dictator that uses evil methods to achieve their vision of utopia is Lawful Evil, it's kind of a vibe generally, at the same time many people debate if the unbending paladin should go in Lawful Good or Lawful Neutral. I feel like it's very setting dependent, and, most importantly, viewpoint dependent, is the guerrilla soldier torturing a prisoner to get information on the invaders good or evil?
>>579598260>>579598139>>579597748You've got this wrong my dude. The bugs launching a rock isn't an indicator that the attack against Buenos Ares was a false flag. The rock hitting its target despite being KNOCKED OFF COURSE from a collision with a battleship that had made an unauthorized detour from its scheduled route is what reeks of it being a false flag.
>>579598469>It's basically easy mode for every faction, deletes every common enemy in the gameso do a lot of primaries, and I would rather reserve the secondary slot for something that will be a godsend in an emergency like ultimatum
>>579598186It really isn't all that special, just your bog standard dot applier but has more range than the crisper. Doesnt have the dps to kill immediate dangers in your face but you can use other tools for that and it's not like keeping your distance from things is hard in this game. All lasers are like this and scale up in terms of direct damage to the laser cannon as you expect. If you play spore bugs with someone that brings bullet storm and he's not dogshit he's gonna steal all your kills.
>>579597846It would just be another "put hellbomb here" mission :^(
>>579598739>he's gonna steal all your kills.A literal non-issue for me in a coop game.As long as we both stay alive he can steal all the kills he wants.
>>579598469Our secondary weapon slots are more powerful than our primary ones thanks to swede balance. Better to run your pissweapon in your primary slot with the scythe and run something stronger in your sidearm slot.
>>579593339>What happened in the last few months that suddenly made people believe that gas is useless?nothing happened to gas, they are just retards
>>579598836I play with a device that cuts off the blood flow to my cock and balls if I fail to achieve at least 5 yellow numbers on the extract screen. Blood flow is only restored once I have completed a mission with the specified requirements. As you can likely imagine having a cold, slowly necrotizing willy is a source of great distress and what drives my passion for big numbers.
They will never unfuck the secondary slot balance.
>>579593339It does literally, fucking nothing.
>>579597562>Grenade pistol for bugs>Senator for bots>Warrant for ayysPrimary weapon is based on the vibes that day.
>>579598469Damn thats so cool lemme just hit this heavy armored enem->deflectOh how about this mediu->deflectWelp, back to bolt pistol.
>>579598525>There's quite a lot of nuance to thisTrue.>the archetypical robin hood wanabe that steals (bad) from the rich and gives to the poor is Chaotic Evil incarnateThat would be the textbook example of a Chaotic Good character. Someone who does something "evil" like stealing and violence, but to help others in need instead of for his own selfish gain. Now if Robin Hood only stole to fill his own pockets, he'd be Chaotic Evil regardless of who he steals from.>is the guerrilla soldier torturing a prisoner to get information on the invaders good or evil?That one is definitely more nuanced because there's a ton of unknown information. He'd still probably be some flavor of Chaotic though, considering that torture is a rather "ends beget the means" mindset.
>>579593339it's the same people who think stagger is useful because they keep getting raped by enemies before they can kill them
>>579599182Do you have a device that administers your meds?
>>579598036>>579598186>>579598469shut the fuck up about lasers right goddamn now. don't ruin this for us.>>579599257this guy's got it
>>579599182>this sick fuck could be joining your lobby right as we speakgrim.
>>579598614You call that being knocked off course, I call that the bugs hitting a sick ricochet
>>579599348>nerftrannies could be in this very thread as we speakgrim.
>>579598614depending on the mass difference there wouldn't have been much shift in trajectory at all from a glancing hit, not enough to shift it outside of the gravity well of earth
>>579599260>the archetypical robin hood wanabe that steals (bad) from the rich and gives to the poor is Chaotic Evil incarnate,I'm a fucking retarded stupid chud, fuck.>>579599260yeah mb, I meant chaotic good, it's almost 3am and I'm sleepy. that should be my cue to go to sleep instead of shitpost.
>>579599339No, I simply don't take them.
>>579599539Gn anon.
>>579599515>to shift it outside of the gravity well of earthThe target was a city.
>>579599539go to sleep so I can finally rape you
>>579599725no it fucking wasn't. the target was earth
>>579599378Stop kink shaming me.
>>579599378I will make sure his bloodflow is cut off so long that his dick and balls die and rot
>>579597930It's a clear sign he really doesn't play on squids because you'll use it once on the squid front and wonder how you lived without it.
>>579599515retardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Asteroid_Redirection_Test
What will the new bug enemy be
>>579600469>The head-on impact of the 500 kilograms (1,100 lb)[69] DART spacecraft at 6.6 kilometres per secondthe collision in the movie was not head on and the relative velocities were orders of magnitude closer together
>>579601037rolly polly droideka
>>579601154>bot droideka>kino mobile yet resilient unit >bug pillbug>annoying rolling shellbacks that need ap3 and are fast>larger variant that needs ap4 and has a huge healthpool >it oneshots mechsMake it so, I demand it to punish bugfags
Sporeburst predator strain
>>579601386It would be able to dodge all eagles tooCremator flames put out once it rolls awayRolls into your mech and kills it
>>579601454stoooop, you can only rape dadgamers so much!
>>579601454What if like squids we mixed spore, preds, and rupture on one planet with dragon roaches?
>>579601102>the relative velocities were orders of magnitude closer togetherit's a movie. if they were traveling at realistic speeds you wouldn't be able to see anything
>spawns maybe once per drop
Take a moment to remember. The outcome of Major Orders are predetermined.
>>579601707once per *mission*
>>579601550I want an event with>Nightmare squids>spore bugs>cyborgsall fighting side by side on the same map. Imagine crushers and fleshmobs being bolstered by borg overclocking and bug meth.
Warbond on September 30th.
>>579602152Sorry, RAM crisis prevents 16gb poorfags from participating in that.
>>579602152Sounds like something someone that has no idea what theyre doing would come up with.
>>579602657You said it was today >:(
They better put the Cremator FRV, the Mini Quasar, the Ombushman in the next warbond
>>579602663Defending lazy devs and their shitty vibe coding, are we? How rather Indian of you.
>>579598036This is what it feels like to use the dagger properly. Just light enemies on fire and move away.This works on all chaff
>>579602976
>>579602149once per *operation*
>>579601037predator shriekerrupture impalersome third thing
>>579601037Have you ever seen the first avengers movie?
I have chosen to becomec h u n k y
>>579603547best looking armor in the game
>>579603547based armor choice.goes well with the SA-25 Steel Trooper hemet and Eagle's Fury cape.
>>579603547More beefy than chonk
lobby?
>>579603547>>579603669sex cape matches the colours more perfectly tho and is very long for maximum aura presence.assuming you have SCs to spare, otherwise steel trooper + eagle's fury is good.
>>579603781whats up skin bring it here
>>579601037They have stolen Todd's dragon and giant, might as well stole his bloatfly, giant scopion and deathclaw
>>579603547>>579603781
>>579601037
>>579604021>6 new enemiesnah anon that's at least 3 title updates worth of content
Someone make a new thread before I spam My Little Pony porn
>>579603781>>579603982I wish somebody would lay me bare and schema the fuck out of me...
>>579604231don't threaten me with a good time
>>579604231Im weak to Buttons Mom and the good SFM stuff
>>579604021>armored larger variants of every bugNot a fucking chance, even arrowhead knows that challenging bug fags even a little like this will result in a tidal wave of seething asshurt shitters. I for one would welcome the new content.
>>579604372>good>sfm
>>579604231>I will post things everybody here likes!that's not how threats work retard
xD pretty quirky am i right?
>>579604461The new stuff now hits
>>579604491>Implying they ever do any actual work and dont outsource everything
>>579604495it's either blender or I haven't seen it
>>579604552Whatever snuddy and hoovesart is doing now
>>579604607
>>579604607>anatomically correct v*ginaI prefer human-looking ones thanks
>>579604704you don't belong here
>>579604607I AM AT WORKNOOOOOOOOOO
>>579604607MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME A PROMOTION!
>deletedThank you jannies that picture was making me feel uncomfortable :(
>>579604607A true fucking Hero
What happens now
>Only fucking 62 thousand gatekeepers killed so far.This is embarrassing, Arrowhead. Fix the fucking spawns, you swiggers.
>>579605226the joke is sex??? that's so insane dude
that post really exposed a bunch of normie newfags
sex with bastion drivers
>>5796053404chan is really mainstream nowadays even gen alpha knows all about it
clopdivers..
I just want [insert specific passive here] on [insert specific armor here]Is that too much to ask
>>579605480never thought I would die fighting alongside a horsefucker...
>>579605105You say this as if this isn't done on purpose because they didn't expect people to win the first MO, judging by the typos in the latest MO flavor text.
Oi cocksuckers, where's the new bread
>>579605991>>579605991>>579605991Fresh bread
Where's the lobby
>>579605226Abdosisters sound off
