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Hello. I got lunch. Yummy.And /utg/ for my brain tummy.
Goated
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>579531729A single McRib would not satisfy Catti's gluttonous insides
>>579531787the more i think about doomer weed ralsei the more sense it makes. like that one concept art toby drew of ralsei where he's exhausted…
made me kek>>579531794
Ultimate Deltarune Theory:Carol is a NinjaNinjas in RPGs have Dual WieldSusie has two Super Weapons, the JusticeAxe and the Devilsknife, but only one Weapon SlotTherefore: Susie and Carol will make amends and Carol will teach Susie Dual Wield
>>579531671In this world, there exist ugly people. You don’t need to keep pointing it out.
>>579531540Hooman!
>>579531671i swear to god basically every tranny into deltarune ive seen has looked like this guy >dysgenic >lifeless, greasy brown hair >dead eyes >paler than toby's ass
>>579531883I was told it was cringe and out of character for years but then Toby just kept repeatedly adding in weed jokes and made him canonically sad and depressed about his tragic existence. It has vindicated me now.
Mewmew's benthic and pelagic butthole~
Noelle showing Susie her half human half deer OC which is clearly an imaginary child she had with Kris
I love fish
this was asgore only pretending
What percentage of Kris porn depicts Kris with a penis? What percentage for vagina? Null crotch? Both penis and vagina?
>>579531671why does he have GD on his username he doesn't even make geometry dash content
krisp sketchb
sometimes Chara pretends to be Kris
>>579532596That's my hero
>>579532596reply to the anchor when posting your own work
>>579532596Looking good anon.
>>579532747Nobody has to use it if they don't want to. It's always there, you don't need to remind people it exists. Worry more about posting your own stuff to it rather than what other people are doing.
>>579532241you were always tapped in and others simply weren’t there
>>579532596I like the armor. The pauldrons are pretty cool with their asymmetry. Hair is good too. Even got the little apple stem strands of hair thing. Good job!
>>579532917You seem rather disproportionately upset at my post
>>579532781this is hot i wish more kralsei art explored the dynamic of slightly schizo weird freak gremlin x soft boy
DENIAL SEEMS ITS HARD TO CUM, or however the song goes
>>579532917Bit rude of a response for someone that was suggesting something that ultimately helps with visibility of the art and makes it easier for it to be found if someone were to search through the archives, don't you think?
>>579533112You seem to be telling people how to post on 4chan, it's a reasonable response actually. If an artist wants to drop their art without linking it to everyone else's art they are allowed to do so. You can just actually read the thread if you want to save it, you will be okay.
>>579533112shut the fuck up faggot. you should feel ashamed of yourself.
i like to drop art without linking to the anchor because i'm shy but i still want someone to maybe look at what i made…
>>579533347you misunderstand, people hide the anchor posts and all replies.By not replying to it you force people to look at your art
>>579533493Weird artschizo type post.
>>579533493kill, and I cannot stress this enough, yourself
anchor drama is a sign of good things to come
>>579533261Chill the fuck out buddy there are better things to get all white knighty about
>you misunderstand, *I* hide the anchor posts and all replies.Least subtle schizo retard
The Roaring Knight vs Mecha Sonic SMBZ
>>579533347i know who you are
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
I spilled my drink on my desk again...
>>579533713You need to calm down with telling people what to do.You're not a very good self appointed authority, I have no respect for your posts. You are not the thread Marshall. You are not the Sheriff. Fuck off and stop playing rent-a-constabulary.
I created both the anchor and the anti-anchor post
>>579533694What good things?
>>579533991the retards gambit
You need to calm down with telling CRTs what to order.You're not a very good self appointed dietician, I have no respect for your low calorie recipes.You are not the TV world doctor. You are not the personal trainer. Fuck off and stop playing rent-a-constabulary.
>>579533493This sounds like a problem but you can generally tell how “quality” art is by the thumbnail. It’s very rare for any of our failed artists but Painter to produce art that has that wow factor even when unopened so it’s easy enough to filter /utg/slop from actual good shit even if they refuse to quote the anchor.
>>579534024true love?
Fave had a few drinks and is complaining about "bloody cardies" again
>>579534125But nobody laughed.
>>579533991total pinkfag obliteration
Lunch over, back to work. Have a nice thread. Post fave in compromised positions of hilarious circumstance!
>>579533223There's only one sexually attractive character in this image
>>579533987Okay doomer it’s time for bed
I really can't relate to people who even bother hiding posts. it's a waste of energy and it's easier ignoring what you don't like anyway. also announcing you hid/block posts is kind of a beta move.
>>579534182I- huh?!
>>579534216I laughed at this post actually.You really got her ass.
Only six or seven months until the clarificationAre YOU ready?
>>579532781>>579532696>>579533049tyy
>>579534216I did
The thread is not good.
How often do you go back to threads you missed snd check each anchor post? Fave's asking because they posted something to one of them and wants to make sure you saw it not because of this really stupid argument
artschizo raid time? artschizo raid time.
>>579534278I KNOW, RIGHT?!
>>579534450Just wait for numbersfriend to get back
>>579534331I know what you're trying to doYou should kys
>>579534302seething kek
>>579534216I laughed and then I laughed again when I saw you getting mad about it
are you a fave butt sniffer?
>>579534524I usually do
>>579534130true
Fave thinks that gums are the creepiest part of the human body
Fave watched Falling Down last night after seeing this get posted a few threads ago and really enjoyed itFave thinks the duel shouldve ended in both of them dying though and is confused why they treat Prendergast telling his wife to shut up and put dinner in the oven as the right choice
>>579534785fave is sexually attracted to the human mouth
>>579534331Can we skip ahead to the chapter that actually answers questions instead?
>whiteboard set to expire on 9/11Grim
i want to tongue ralsei's gums
>>579532010Can someone explain this one
>>579534785Fave thinks lips are the worst. Fave might be more autistic than they tested...
The more I think about it the more it really does seem that Carol molested Kris and Kris never said anything about it so they have to put up with talking to her and having her skulk up behind them and grab their shoulder.
>>579534975big tits erotic
>>579534975She's amazed by her new breasts
Toriel walking in on Kris and Carol dancing together
The more I think about it the more it really does seem that Ralsei molested Susie and Susie never said anything about it so she has to put up with talking to him and having him hug her all the time.
>>579535175Carol making Kris do all kinds of romantic gestures for her to make them feel more and more guilty about getting molested in one long ploy to make Kris too guilty to ever tell someone else.
>>579535071>>579535139Thanks
>>579535259ralsei could never molest susie. what happened is susie realized how tiny ralsei's waist is one day in comparison to his hip width and it was all over from there
we get it
Chapter 6 will be the Krarol chapter
The more I think about it the more it really does seem that Gaster molested Sans and Sans never said anything about it so he has to put up with talking to him with hands and having him teleport him all the time.
>>579535242shut up
>>579535575this would do absolute numbers in 2017
I hate the Shitter app. Saw a cute pic of Green holding a baby Aqua but then this shit app decided to reload everything on it's own and now it's gone forever
>>579535454>SOUL as impjakInsane levels of characterization happening
>>579535454The Karol angle of Kris rape is horribly underdeveloped.
i cant keep quiet about this any longersome of the cafe scenes in chapter 5 felt flat
>>579535753What do you want?
>>579535454Rudy was the only Holiday who refused to touch Kris, no matter how much Kris begged
>>579535889rudy just liked to watch
>>579535884I want to explore the many varieties of Karol, from cold-hearted sexual manipulation to misguided motherly affection. The potential depth of these stories dwarfs the other popular Kris Rape ships.
>>579535865the seth & aqua cafe scene was flat if you know what I mean haw haw haw
>>579536161I don't know Homestuck why are they all in camelCase except for the second
>>579536046revenge/punishment rape for Kris's involvement happened to Dess Asgore is also punished too for added hilarity
>>579536161>susie a tealblood >ralsei not a sprite prototyped on asriel/toriel coal
>>579536245The camel case ones are Pesterchum/Trollian (both computer chat clients) usernames while Ralsei's name is a title because they assigned him a species whose members are usually referred to with titles instead of names
Deltarune should have official voice acting
>>579535753Simply because she is kinda fucking uglyIf Dess was revealed to be fat or something all the Molester memes would stop
Seth Deltarune vs Seth Fire Emblem Sacred Stones
>>579536438now that im thinking about this actually susie is maybe an indigo blood and noelle is likely violet if not fuschia
Mewmew’s lugubrious and inscrutable butthole~
FAVEA GRENADETHROW IT BACK!!!
>>579536685Carol is hot and most fanart of any UTDR character is off-model anyway. I think the average UTDR fan just fails to grasp the intellectual appeal of an older woman sexually manipulating a young they and gradually blurring the line between calculated erotic rewards and her own gratification.
>>579537023you should get a job
>>579536727Bro this is so unfair Seth is the best unit in his game far far far away and you're putting up a fucking day 1 old flower?DR Seth will be slaughtered....
>>579537068You should find love.
>>579537068I don't think temshart qualifies for "employment"
>>579537023you should get a job as a sex worker
>>579536764Susie definitely wouldn't be indigo, she's too socioeconomically disadvantaged for that. Gold at most. The Holidays are a better fit for indigo, or maybe one of seadweller castes like you said. The Dreemurrs are teal (Asgore is even a cop) and the Cattenheimers are olive.
*rolls into thread*Oh SHIT I forgot my helmet!
>>579536685>dess being fatnone of the holidays are fat and dess literally did sportsshe's not going to be as ugly as carol anyway (who people still want to fuck) because she's not 50, and if people think noelle is hot then you might as well accept that toby can't make her ugly if he doesn't fire temmie and do all her sprites himself
>>579537204Temlard isn’t capable of such coherent sentences
Mewmew's listless and atrabilious butthole... sigh~
>>579537365is homestuck like the indian caste system if it was made by terminally online autists
What would someone do if they were this far into the game and still didn’t have a fave?
>>579537502didn't read the post past "carol is hot"didn't need to either
>>579537365googled it to refresh my memory and i was under the impression that indigo bloods were the strong trolls. but lowbloods are strong too i can see susie being a rustblood yeah or even crimson and she really links up with kris because of that
>>579537575wild and silly
>>579537638why?
>>579535707Oh man i wasnt expecting this ragebait scrolling up but its here and we have to burn everything now
>>579537619Troll society has a caste system, yes. But there's psychic powers involved so it's way cooler.>>579537690Mutant candy red Susie also makes a lot of sense yeah.
>>579537525I used to not enjoy these post but now seeing them so much they've grown on me and have a charm all of their own. What the hell drove you to ritual post about MewMew's butthole in the first place???
>>579537778cute!
>>579537941i love mewmew's butthole because it teaches me new and interesting words
>>579537998he's so cute… so precious…
>>579538039I bet she shits with that chestbutt
I was given a warning for posting Ralsei
Kris will learn PK Love
You best not mess with me or my gang will treat you to a good time.
>>579538178i like his hair here
Any boring task is made not boring when I open my 3 different Tenna shimejis while I do it
>>579537941NTA but I thought the original posts about Mew Mew's butthole were funny and I thought it would be fun to teach /utg/ new words using the same format. I try to keep my two adjectives related to one another so if you already know one then the other one will be easier to remember.
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>>579538508it's like a word a day calender, but with butthole.
>>579538171Good. Keep posting.
>>579538426i do not remember asking
>>579537638you were triggered that quickly?
I call every they/them in this game he/him except for Green
>>579538680sauce?
>>579538426I remember asking as the autumn leaves swirled down around us
>>579538171based. finally some good moderation in this joint.
>>579538426What...What's a shimeji?
Emergency do we have tumblr users here
>>579538748https://x.com/TwlLark
neemd
>>579538963yes, do you need another poll rigged?
cuddling with chara, on the couch, while it rains outside. holding hands, grasping softly. looking out the window together.
>>579538996CUTE!!
Kris visiting both /sus/ and /doe/ only to find that everyone just wants to fuck Kris instead
>>579538171did he have his ass out?
>>579539083you’ve been really testy today, doomy. angry about the anchor, about carol posts, what’s next?
>>579539085Chara holding your hand. Laying on the beach. Looking up at the blue sky. Turning you head to look at Chara. Chara's eyes have never left you. Chara smiles brightly.
>>579539083No i need you to pass this note to the danganronpa fandom, but dont read it also report back their response: i played the first game and im a pretty epic gamer im from deltarune pls be my gf
I see a Carol-like woman every day on the way to w*rk but that doesn't stop me from being infatuated with Carol
>>579539187no>>579539237????????you are confusing me with someone else>>579539297...to who?
>>579539297You're not gonna make it unless you play V3. I think you can safely skip 2 entirely but you will miss fat Byakuya Togami.Also you gotta watch the abridged version of the show, it's funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AjtwtGfGH4
>>579539290wonderful. you know, it's funny actually. my other thought for a post was also being at the beach with chara. sipping pina coladas together, watching the sun set. it would indeed be nice just to lay there, too... together.
Konnichiwa, Kris-chan
>>579539398To any single pringle in the danganronpa fandom but make sure you really emphasize that I played the first game, so they wont think im normie scum, and sell me with some pizzazz they have to think im epic and cute
I love how smug he looks
Fanon Kralsei is like Suselle if all the bad things people said about it were actually true
>>579539541All noted, if they ask tell them we can play them together because i am so confused at all the characters (im not confused but dont tell them that)
>>579539751you just hate fluff
>>579539346I will not be surprised when Carol turns out to be a very lovely woman. When my parents got married and had kids, they wanted one of them to stay home and raise them while the other worked. At the time, my mom made more money than my dad so my dad stayed home and my mom continued working. My mom is like, super mom, she does so dang much for the family, except unlike Carol she's EXTREMELY personable and makes friends with strangers all the time. Although she gets extremely impatient with service&retail workers and is generally kinda rude to them. My mom turns 60 this year. Carol is my mom.
>>579539751I like it because I self-insert into Kris (literally and metaphorically)
>>579539751Kris happy = goodKris not happy = bad
>>579539976You can judge a person's entire character by how they treat retail workers and animals.
>>579538872They're like little desktop buddies! Yes, they can even be fave desktop buddiesThey do a lot of fun things and you can drag them around In the time I was gone from my computer I came back to 5 extra Tennas, 2 of the shimejis multiplied when I wasn't looking and they're all climbing all over the screen now, that means I have 8 TVs on my screen
>>579539943Nta I like ship fluff with ships i like but kralsei does nothing for me nothing at all. Just can't understand the appeal
>>579540304i know a lot of awful people who are nicer to animals than they are to human beings
>>579540353Woah, it's that show that was popular for two years during the 2010s. Wuba lubba dub dubs am I right?
Hey guys what's up. I just woke up. Battat premature ejaculation
>>579540465it's getting a resurgence now because new episodes came out and they're good
>>579540621i really really like this art
>>579540621The ominous Jongler shadow on the pavement...
>>579540621I mean compared to giant incest space babies or whatever they were doing it basically can't be any worse than it already was.
>>579540258Why are Krisfags like this? Conflict is literally what drives a story.
>>579539739>>579539297
>>579540465Yeah maybe back in season 4 but the last two seasons have been peak, as they sayyou should catch up
Fine, I got a Deltarune image this time. Please engage with my post please.What percentage of Kris porn depicts Kris with a penis? What percentage for vagina? Null crotch? Both penis and vagina?
>>579540820Damn, that was easy. Love wins.
Maddie does not have all that but I’m still saving the pic regardless
>>579540689it's by an anon here iirc
>>579540820>floradinn to floradinn conversation
>>57954091640% penis, 40% vagina, 7% null, 3% both now please ask better questions in the future.
>>579540916this a question for a statistician with a free afternoon
>>579540313i feel this way about a lot of ships posted herebut i also get that sometimes stuff simply isn’t for me and that’s okay, there’s no need for me to understand it
>>579540304Yeah my mom is pretty awful in that sense. She ended up making more money than my dad because her talents got her into upper management. I assume part of that was having no problem putting pressure on those socially, or corporately lower than her. I often tell her if she wasn't my mom I would be scared of her and she kinda giggles at the idea. I'd ask her why she was rude to whatever service guy and she'd be like "Well he was being slow and clueless and I don't have time for that." She is a freaking excellent mother though. She has a lot of guilt over not being able to stay at home and she tries super extra hard to make our time together special. She's a great grandma to my niece and nephew too. IDK how Toby found my mom and made her into Deltarune as Carol but he did I hope Toby isn't fucking my mother.
>>579540484 (me)So nobody wants to tell me what's up, huh..
>>579541148thats kinda cute i'll hope carol isnt evil for your sake anon
>>579541219Look up, that thing you see? That's your ceiling right above you
>>579540916What would also be interesting is finding out the percentages across time. Chapter 1 & 2 era probably has WAY more male Kris.
>>579540820w-whoa i wasnt expecting such a quick turnaround this is like a proposal...pls tell them im on my way but dont tell them how long i have to run some simulations to prepare my heart first
>>579541324Holy shit! I was wondering what that thing was!
>>579541148Sounds like your mom is a bog standard "Karen" type with the extra chip on her shoulder because she was a professional career woman but at least it was directed outwardly instead of at her family. I think you just got lucky, she might have been a nightmare mom if she only made it to middle management or HR.
ARE WE CUMNECTED?
>>579540820is it actually this easy?
>>579541095I doubt there's an equal amount of dicks and vaginas. Seems to me like penis is more common.
>>579541430do you think guys who mistreat service staff have chips on their shoulders? sincere question
IS ITIN YET?
>>579541521It evens out once you adjust for all the Japanese art. Also there's about a 5% margin of error, sue me.
>>579540916I don't fucking know nigga, I don't look at kris porn
>>579541591There's a spamtenna pic like this
>>579540484you are fat
I hate going out to eat with my dad because he gets super angry and rude when there is any kind of delay or mistake. I got 100% of the family patience it completely skipped him
>>579540484>Looks up at the ceiling and sees Battat's emissions stuck to it.Good morning, dude did you see how far Battat can shoot ropes?
>>579541587Guys who mistreat service staff are just drunk 90% of the time and the other 10% is some kind of short guy/small dick/failing marriage/ complex of some sort being taken out on the world.
>>579541358
He is commanding a legion
>>579541765Do people think you're your dad's inappropriately aged girlfriend when you go with him?
>>579541964Damn, love failed because of speedrunner requirements.
my moms probably more of a susie's mom type
molesting pink
>>579542034this happened to me once
>>579542034This is the true message of Deltarune...
>>579541749I looked it up and I seem to be right on the border of overweight and average weight. Is that fat? Add this to the ""dossier"" >>579541792This would be so awesome it would truly make my morning. Yes I did see and I loved it. His special ability
>>579541964lmfao
>>579540306>>579541985Whoa that's awesome.I wonder how easy those are to make?I would make a Catti one if they're pretty simple.
>>579541964this opponent knows even your weak spots... moid DESTROYED...
>>579538971i have searched a lot for the image but i can't find the original. is this from a tumblr that's deactivated
>>579542181Deltarune is a story about breaking a curse...
my mom is like a toriel queen fusion
>>579541964Ok but tell them that deltarune bfs are sensitive so they have to be nice and that they are already in used panty debt for being a meanie so they should warm up whatever pair they have to gift me
>>579542374Gaster is 89 years old?
>>579542395Everyone talk about what Deltarune character their mom would be.
>>579542395You should tell your mom to fuck my face. Please.
>>579542369no, it's a recent post by https://www.tumblr.com/computer-graveyard
>>579542527king
>>579542084This
>>579542395how drunk is she right now
>>579542546thank you lots
Remember to take care of your flowers!
>>579542579jevil
>>579542235They are relatively simple to make given that there's a lot of templates out there, all you end up doing is replacing the template's original images with your own, but it might take a little while to make considering there's so many imagesThere's a few tutorials on YT to help you get started
>>579542527my mom is like rouxls cardyeah....
I am fundamentally unlovable.
>>579542527I haven't fapped to Toriel a single time because she reminds me too much of my momYes I have a mother complex, but it's not that strong. Queen or Carol are much better for fapping.
>>579540820Word on the street has it anon has their fingers in his ass right now
I wish Battat was my mom
More Greek Kris dropped
>>579539739blud doesn't realize diddyronpa fans hate the actual games and just like to ERP larp as the characters :skull: :skull:
Nobody will reply to this post.
>>579543541Fuck you
>>579543056Bro there's people that wanna fuck a garbage puppet I think you're overstating the problem as fundamental. Just try to have a good time with people, try to make them laugh, and don't feel bad when your jokes flop or your time wasn't perfect. It happens. Just try again.
LEAF IT TO ME!
>>579543541what is it darling
>>579542828Here is my Powerpoint presentation on why this ship isn't such a crackshipSlide 1: they both are purpleSlide 2: when Susie says "we're a couple of sharks" and Jevil replies with "Shark to shark! I wouldnt have it any other way!" Thats more of a love confession than the actual ships have had so farSlide 3: World Revolving and Vs Susie are the best themes of chapter 1, and both happen before the other hit, Kings battle theme. Coincidence? Theres no such thing as coincidence.Slide 4: When Susie has her idea, the sound of her dunking into the Titan is the same sound effect as Jevils laugh but slowed down. Jevil is always on Susie mind theory, which is solved, because its trueSlide 5: Jevil uses a scythe(axe with curves). Susie uses an axe. Need I say more?
>>579543056me too wanna get drunk and kill ourselves?
>>579543328One day I'll make you all understand
I can't believe Spamtong came all over the tofu in the factory and now all of it has to be recalled
>>579543725yes, give me another 5 points
>>579543725N-no counter argument!!! Is this the truth!?
>>579543913/utg/ news, explain this to me
>>579536727Seth Deltarune vs Seth Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
The poll of all timehttps://poal.me/3xtsmx
>>579543725Wow
>>579544192don’t get lippy with me, d*cer!
What's non-MC fave's Dark World class?
>>579544192I saw scat fetish fanfiction based on the toylet line so now it has a different meaning to me
>>579543725Bonus Slide: Their ship name would be Jesus
>>579544062mettaton should be bugs
Deltarune fans be like:>these two characters never appeared onscreen and dont have canon designs. I will draw them having sexhttps://x.com/Yos_ev666/status/2094850794730246533
GAHHH I DONT HAVE TWITTER JUST POST THE IMAGE
Oooooohhh that fated day.............
>>579544506Is this your first time being on any fandom?
>>579544506Litterbox it
>>579544297mettaton ex and kris dark world forma do look quite similar, so i'd say a knight same as kris. i guess knight is a class.
>>579544619I know fandoms ship characters that never interact, but shipping characters that dont appear is a new one>>579544584>>579544664https://files.catbox.moe/piyk0r.jpg
>>579544868wowie zowie!
>>579544506>these two characters never appeared onscreen and dont have canon designs. I will draw them having sex
my wife in this image
>>579544868Asriel looks like he's taking it harder than Dess is.
>>579544868asriel has love letters in his drawer dawg it's not that crazy
http://poal.me/mbjwj8Vote
>>579545065Why is the Dessriel shipper a fascist/buddhist?
https://gamebanana.com/mods/711394someone has made a mod that extends the chapter 2 weird route and ramps up the difficulty a bit more, and there's also a battle against queen
>>579544868>but shipping characters that dont appear is a new oneYou must be 12 years old or retarded if this is a new concept to you.
>>579544868>Why is the fandom shipping two characters that are implied to have had a romantic relationship?
Do you really need to appear to make a difference? Do you really need to exist to change someone's life?
>>579543725Susie's Scythemare is Jevil-themed and her ACT in the Tenna fight changes if you have Jevilstail equipped even if it's on Kris or Ralsei instead of Susie. True love.
>>579544868I wish i were Asriel here so bad. Sadly, no woman will ever love me and also women don't like vaginal sex at all. Sigh...
>>579543959Slide 6: When Susie says "Further than what would we could should see" it is, pound for pound, exactly the kind of broken english translation Jevil has when he says "chaos chaos!" almost as if they were made together hmmSlide 7: Susie? Bald under her hair. Jevil? Bald under his jester hat. Kris? Ralsei? Noelle? Every other Susie ship? Full of fuzz. Slide 8: "Jevil" can be sourced from "Evil" or "Devil". Together their shipname would be Susievil, like "Susie is Evil" or "Susie is Devil", which is lore implications, heavy canonicity, crack ships could neverSlide 9: Jevil is free, Susie wants freedom, and they both want it to be everlasting. Susies quote to Noelle? "I want to make you happy as much as I can also im hungry" Jevils quote to Susie? "METAMORPHOSIS" One is a meme, the other is powerful, get a clueSlide 10: Are we just forgetting the Jevilsknife is a Susie item? So Jevil has been talking to Susie meanwhile being an item for her from the first to last moment
>>579545176me but with Aqua
>>579545185not a dealbreaker
>>579543361why does greek kris (blue forme) speak vietnamese
>>579545230>>579545245if you dont have canon designs you are just drawing two DR OCs
>>579544868woah i never thought this artist would do porn i thought they were a wholesome chungus type
>>579545457Does it become more canon if you draw their silhouettes from Tenna's flashback fucking
>>579545457extrapolation for creativity is good actually
>>579545212I have a lot of gigachads it's hard to remember which ones haves swastikas. I couldn't see it on the thumbnail.
>>579545548More wholesome chungus artists should do porn.
>>579545651I agree
you guys should make twitter accounts instead of begging for art to be posted
>>579545738I CAN DO ANYTHING
http://poal.me/iyennnExtremely important poal
>>579545457The designs are based on their parents, who we see, and their outfits are described in detail in the game as well. Obviously Toby could make them fat and ugly versions of their parents but they are still going to be visibly similar to most of the fan art.
>>579545457If someone draws porn of a character from a book whose physical appearance is undescribed, is that an OC?
>>579545738I'd rather move to North Korea than make a twitter account.
>>579545856yes
>>579545738Don't use an account. Use the web viewer
>>579545260yes
>>579545738What’s the point of using an anonymous image board if I’m willing to give my personal information to Elon Musk
>>579545738Didn't make a MySpace in 2004. Didn't make a Facebook in 2008.Didn't make a Twitter in 2012.No regrets. Seems like everything in those places went kaboom.
>>579545804I go to deltarune for a month and I try to take Battat back with me but our world doesn't have any of the magic of deltarune so I just get a regular die with no semblance of consciousness and he's basically dead and I've killed him
i just got off the phone with carol. she's very angry with how xcancel is dead, i can only agree with her
>>579543845can i join i feel unlovable and want to get drunk too
>>579545738I'd sooner tell anyone who posts a twitter screenshot or link to go fuck themselves out of principal regardless of how badly I want to see the art.
>>579545830you cant make dess uglier than carol it is impossible
>>579546075Ask Carol if I can sooth her grief by eating her out.
>>579545580true this is why i like how ambiguous the sprites are. there’s a lot of wriggle room for how you see any given character
>>579545738If I have to make a shitter account it's not worth seeing
>>579545804I have no idea if living in the Deltaurne world for a month means dying in a week because of some prophecy apocalypse bullshit, but I really want to know what Spamton knows.
>>579545663ralsei smiling when he pulls the rope implies his tugs are gentle. ralsei frowning or otherwise looking like he is having a hard time implies kris is yanking the rope with everything he has.
>>579546085>>579543845*Smoothers you both in my big arms and bosom.*Haha don't-*kisses you both*Don't kill yourselves haha-*kisses again*Now go take a warm shower and pretend I'm hugging you.
>>579545738good idea hey since you have an account look up the latest artwork and post it here
check out this cool Aqua arthttps://x.com/Nailstrabbit2/status/2094317499734995318
>>579546365i already took a warm shower. but thanks you're so sweet
I'm already tired of waiting, I want chapter 6 now so we can go back to normal
*Shits and farts and poops on your favorite character*
>>579545990samei saw myspace blowing back up way back when and thought "i don't have friends, what's the point"now all i see is people complaining about how much they hate social media and how harmful it is and is designed to be yet unable to explain why they keep using it, what value it does actually bring them to begin with, what necessary service it does provide even if barely so
>>579546798>implying this shit hole will get more usable after dessknight is deboonked
>>579545990I didn't use social media when it was cool but I think my life would be richer if I had...
suselle...
https://x.com/marz_argonaut/status/2094859342713397458
>>579546885i use my phone even though it brings me nothing but grief, same thing
>>579546972the goatfag confederacy would round up all the faves into their designated posting schedules when Asrielknight is confirmed and they claim the tobyverse threads forevermore
>>579546842quit iiiit...
>>579547143Or there's a chance that you would have gone off the deep-end like so many others. Maybe you would have been more social or maybe you would have been pedophile groomed. Or maybe you would have become a political extremist. IDK man, just appreciate the choices you made at the time and look at examples of people turning out poorly if you need to reassure yourself.
>>579545804I don't trust myself to be able to take care of the small Spamton...
None of you are ready for my indisputable Dessknight theory that will *never* see the light of day because I'm too busy playing games.
>>579547229but you can explain the utility of your phone and why you continue using it despite that, rightor at least what negative repercussions there would be if you shut it off and stopped using it
>>579547306no matter who the knight ends up being, it's going to be one of the funniest 72 hours on the internet ever. so there's that to look forward to
>>579547426I'd forget to feed him change and he'd just die
>>579547585girls dont have this much fun during sex
>thinking chapter 6 will reveal the knight identity
>>579547585this has to happen in chapter 6 or toby will not survive the year>>579547771i'm reading foid-written porn right now
>>579547585The Wait has already given us all the pictures of the knight's ass just hanging out in the open. The Reveal will be comedy gold I'm sure.
>>579547585I have to agree with the other anon. The fine ladies of this thread have informed me that vaginal sex actually feels like nothing and they only do it out of obligation.
>>579547158Thank you for this i looked it up and added like 3 manga to my manga reader and found this one
>>579542919For me I have a dancing Tenna grooving along at the bottom of my screen!
>>579545804I don't even particularly like Spamton but I would take care of him well because I'm good at taking care of pets. You can all come over and see him twice a week if you wanna, after you've spent your month in Deltarune's World.
>>579547771maybe when you do it, my strokes are a little different though
>>579547421>Or maybe you would have become a political extremistI had a political extremist phase but fortunately it was on 4chan so all the insane stuff I said is for all practical purposes lost to the aether. I see young guys on twitter chudding out with their real names and faces attached and feel awful for them. Yeah maybe you're right I was better off just being here.
>>579547815god i want to see them FUCK
https://x.com/K25jinojounetsu/status/2094586059514392971
>>579547932im glad you recovered and became a regular person (or as normal as people here are)
Chapter 6 will be the most miserable time to be a Deltarune fan. /utg/ at its worse has yet to come.
>>579547826Share the foid-written porns
>>579547921Tell em pinkposter
>>579548002Cute Kris
>>579548047Absolutely nothing will be beat 2024 as the worst. This general was completely unusable
>>579547978I want to see Ralsei struggle to hold his orgasm back while Toriel stares at him with a mix of motherly and sexual pride.
how many pinkfags will kill themselves when she's dating rouxls kaard
>>579548062its not deltarunetale themed so is not on topic and i dont wanna get bonkled by jannies sorry
>>579547978you can, if you search long enough>proof?I saw it
>>579547585i want to see more of that azzy hubba hubba
>>579548312>rouxls inserts himself between pink and her own bodygenuinely quite likely
>>579548047I want it to get worse. I want to see just how bad it can get.The future is dead. We killed it with our incessant yearning for more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DeLfY1foYY
>>579548323There's a dark ritual you can perform called 'posting off topic' that can summon a demonic entity know as a 'janny' and it will remove your ability to speak for several days.
>>579548312rouxls will never be an effective ntr boogeyman you can't fool me
whats the closest deltarune has to an ugly bastard
>>579547815now that i see them side by side, if ralsei were 17-18 like kris and susie are then he'd be at pretty much adult height, right? so, at least near toriel's height, most likely taller?how young is he actually supposed to be
Rouxls gets between Susie and Noelle
>>579548642Jerry.
>>579548358i've seen it too but it's all off-model ooc slop and it SUCKS
>>579548047I want it to get better.I want to see just how good it can get.The future is alive. We birthed it with our unbroken love for more.https://youtu.be/pjl7xtoFp0U?si=bLU73hGyE-zPdKap
>>579548323Just said that fave recommended the porn to you
I never click on youtube links
I click every youtube link.
new Battenna pic from ponzumeshi, uogh
>>579548656sprite height and proportions are not canon. ralsei is likely the same age as kris and susie, else it would be weird for toby to tease a romance between him and kris, and then tease a romance between kris and susie/noelle
>>579540916Penis mogs vagina on average
>>579548813your fault for wanting to see them fuck. that's gross
>>579548813looks decent to mehttps://e621.net/posts/6246187?q=ralsei+toriel+male%2Ffemale
>>579549106you know what else would be weird? if ralsei deliberately chose to look like kris's brother haha..ha
>>579548238I 'd like to argue the year before it was even worse and even more unusable
>>579548656He's five days old
>>579548959You are not experiencing my posts as intended, my youtube links are to add music and atmosphere to the experienceYou read an uncanon /utg/
>>579549236and his mother… ha…ha… pseudo incest is worlds away from age gap though
>>579544297Frisk would be a mage because pf the stick being a wand.
>>579549106yeah but mentally susie is 14 and ralsei 25
>>579549205This would be so much better if Ralsei had a small penis.
>>579549205>Hyper cockInto the trash it goes
>>579549106ralsei was born exactly a week ago
I just want Deltarune to have a satisfying ending that's at bare minimum on par with Undertale, is that so much to ask
>>579549092OH FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSanon, that's a bit risqué, I mightve catboxxed that... still, thanks for posting, this is really good. Ponzumeshi my GOAT
i feel like people forget ralsei's resemblance to asriel is very faint and everyone who actually knows asriel only sees him in ralsei briefly before they go "wait a second…"
>>579545397Don't you know? Ancient Greeks were secretly Vietnamese
>>579549180it's artists' fault for drawing absolutely nothing but off-model hyper goonslopus non-overly sexualized on-model enjoyers have been STARVING for like ten fucking years>>579549205is this supposed to be an example of something that's not off-model
>>579549205Hyper bad, sleep rape good
May all hypershitters die in their sleep please, it would do the world a service
I run weekly TTT game nights for some goobers I've known for years. I wonder if I could run anything else on a weird day that's pseudo UTG public. I kinda like you goobers and would wanna hang some more.Besides none of those TTT losers share my freak with Deltarune so nobody understands me! *cries*
>>579549558probably will but people are dumb and forgot that undertale's endings are really good because of the belligerent stream of hype moments and aura that they all were and not because of answering questions about stuff really
>>579549558I'm plapping that goat
>>579549547yeah but he isn’t explicitly childish. naive and inexperienced yes, childish? no to me he’s like a very sfw and toned down version of the born sexy yesterday trope. he knows a lot of stuff but it’s very focused on serving the heroes and following the prophecy
>>579549784The world would be so much better if people didn't draw porn with outrageously huge cocks even on cute and small male characters.
>>579549712it must suck having autism to this degree that you need to nitpick porn. learn how to draw newbuddy
>>579549580yeah I'll catbox something like that next time...
>>579549415>>579549424>>579549764Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiinehttps://e621.net/posts/5197801?q=ralsei+toriel+male%2Ffemale
>>579539160I'd say I'm Krissexual, but honestly, this is the second boi starting with K that enraptured my heart.
>>579550031>off-model
>>579550094Is the first one Kraut?
>>579549828that'd sound like fun! I'd be interested but I'm too shy for vc though I'm sure a lot of us are
>>579550095i hate macaroni
>>579550095there's barely any on-model art at all, let alone porn
>>579550095how the fuck is that off model
>>579550004basically i just want the sort of body types that sfw artists drawit's not too much to ask, artists like that used to exist, but now they just don't and i don't understand why and i've become old man yelling at cloud
>>579549828fave gets put in a bad mood whenever fave has to speak, sorry
>>579550229because it's not in 8bit
>>579550095what do you want, sprites
>>579550170>>579550258Okay so no voice chat that's fine, I just gotta find something we can type in.
>>579531794Berdly if he jerry
>>579550095>>579550298this is the closest you're getting on-model toriel x ralsei and even then ralsei isn't on-modelhttps://e621.net/posts/6338904?q=ralsei+toriel+pixel_%28artwork%29
you guys see the new octopath traveler
>>579549547>ralsei was bornfalse
>>579550565deltarune DLSS5 ON
>>579550253>it's not too much to askit is. you need to pick up the pencil, your fussy demands are obviously unappealing to most nsfw artists. noodly kid-like bodies are the most "on model" thing you could do for most utdr characters and not everyone is a pedophile
>>579550565ai mogs Toby vision
>>579550621>titans are the only things ralsei makes no excuse for. doesn’t push you to understand them or try or anything >he also hates kids>and he really hates how he looks with the hat (titanish) making notes and connecting dots
>>579550229eyes
>>579550621can't believe we kill a bunch of newborn ralseis in chapter 4
>>579531540
>>579550621baby ralsei was UGLY
Fave needs to stop being sick NOW fave CANNOT miss another day of work fave NEEDS this job
>>579550031>Check artist's page>The rest of it is hyperHoly shit why
>>579550952cute fih
>>579550621are you telling me the roaring brings me a ralsei harem?
>>579551261chapter 5 should’ve been this
My tongue hurts.
>>579551330chapter 5 if good
I think asriel knight is bad because flowery is asriel fight in deltarune. Flowery has so many asriel God of hyperdeath references, and asriel's motif is rainbow magic not dark swords. Asgore, undyne and toriel stil have their undertale garments, with slight changes, asriel would be same.
This will be Deltarune in 2013
>>579551762Erm he had swords in unterdale
>>579551762Hyperdeath Asriel has swords, star moves and also the Knight's desperation move is basically an extended version of the end of first phase attack from Hyperdeath Asriel
>>579551762flowery was just a cheap copy
>>579551762not bad, but to amend this all you would have to do is say the knight is closer in design to a more humanoid version of asriel's 2nd phase instead of p
i think knight asriel is good because i still want to fuck the god of hyperdeath even after all this time
>>579552074>desperation movetelly smelly
>>579551934can't wait for ai to make chapter 5 good
>>579552164Sorry I meant to say Last Word
>>579552164what
>>579552306okay you're not smelly
The Knight having all those Asriel references in their moveset likely has to mean it's either Asriel or someone who has a reason to constantly reference himLike a connection that goes further than "hung out with his family and was around him by extension"
>>579552074asriel isnt cool like that in ut and hes just as lame in dr, its out of character for him to be like the knight
All the knight/godsriel parallels only make kriselleknight stronger btdubs the time will loop
Okay but what's actually inside Kris. There's no way this line isn't foreshadowing
Let's be real, no one really cares about dess, in game and irl
>>579552156kristalriel 3p art would be w goons
>>579552413If you combine this with the Knight either being Dess or someone who has a reason to constantly reference her, the only viable option becomes Asriel+Dess amalgamate knight.
>>579552413You're thinking too small, the hypergoner/big attack stuff isn't a reference to asriel. asriel has that stuff because he got put through true lab. true lab was once gaster's. it's a gaster reference.>>579552748you people slay me i swear
>>579552561the soul is inside of their fertile kris-ussy
>>579552413Togor
>>579552561heart in the shape of mettaton's face
>>579552748Technically kriselle knight would fit both criteria of "has a reason to be similar to Asriel" and "has a reason to be similar to Dess" without being themThe problem's just that it's kriselle knight
>>579552748And we have a full on Knight vs Knight final battle as Kris Noelle Amalgaknight in 7B
>>579552575I like asriel and he's pretty hot and cute but he's too much of a bottom to be a real main antagonist except when his entire fucking soul is removed, i think dess will be a better fitI would fuck the shit out of him though if given the chance yeahRalsei better though
the knight is dess' aborted fetus and by extension ralsei's sibling
Knight discussion is so cooked it wraps back around to being funny because how do some of you make the rationalization that fighting like Asriel would is proof it's someone else. Just say it doesn't matter or move on. When all you have is a bat I guess
I think instead of ids or flags everyone should have an indicator of who they think the Knight is so I know if I'm communicating with a subhuman or a Krisknighter
Asriel Knight seems unlikely because man imagine spending 10 years on your dream game just to make the the main bad guy the bad guy from the last game doing basically the same oooooh I was soooo traumatized because my friend died oooooooo I must do EVIL things just like my friend who died routine
What is it about Knightposting that gets ppl antsy?
>>579553248Krisknighters are cockroaches its horrifying they survived chapter 3
Knight doesn't give off final villain vibes to me tho 2bh
>>579553330ok but if the knight takes off their helmet and it's Flowey and he says YOU IDIOT that's peak
>>579553330toby loves him that much
>>579553482this this so nuch this
>>579553468The Knight is absolutely a Golbez type situation to coincide Kris being the Kain of the 2010s or 2020s
looking at ralsei hate online and so much of it is just "i didn’t get his arc and now im mad”
>>579553424i guess it's one of the earliest things the theory people obsessed and bit each other in the ass over
>>579531540New whiteboard https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26078841-1564-4557https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26078841-1564-4557https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26078841-1564-4557https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26078841-1564-4557
>>579553330Besides the antlers, it's really just this that makes Asriel Knight sound boring and unlikelyIf you ignored the fact it'd be directly repeating his Undertale role but in a less interesting way, he'd be a really convincing candidate and I could see him being the second most popular oneIf Toby actually did this I'd be confused
>>579553279his hairline should be further back
>>579553424everyone wants their favourite to be the cool anime villain
deltarune is fun, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that goats are a sin
>>579553626better than who """understood""" it
Why isn't the Knight sexy. Games are better when people are sexy. Make the knight sexy or I'll be mad.
>>579553424People are desperate to assign some kind of identity to it to make up for what in reality has been an extremely underwhelming antagonist so far.
>>579554025They are sexy already you fucking idiot
>>579554025>Why isn't the Knight sexy.Open your eyes.
>>579553330>oooooh I was soooo traumatized because my friend died oooooooo I must do EVIL things just like my friend who died routineBut... isnt that what kris is doing already?
>>579553330I mean we're already admitting that's his character here, the thing that would change is his ability to actually fix that instead of being a GTA protagonist for X many time loops. Like idk how people are convinced the big yearner himself actually got over his girlfriend falling into a hellhole but that's obviously not true
>>579553626there's gonna be a LOOOOOT more of this when the people who THINK they understood his arc see that he never troons out in the full game and that all the "allegories" were just basic self worth stuff
>>579553042>the problem with the most likely option is that it's the most likely optionStill waiting for Dessknight "evidence" that doesn't require an underlying misunderstanding of the narrative or serious leaps in logic
>>579554090>>579554102Let me guess, you also want to fuck papyrus.
>>579554085the ch3 reveal and fight were peak anon
>>579554239I had a crush on Papyrus once and he's objectively cute, but he's not quite sexy. He's very sexless. I both don't want to and can't imagine him having sex. So, half-right.
I am Anon from 4ChanI get mad at 3-day bansand I shitpost all day longthis is my theme song/utg/ threads make me seethemy fave's love I shall receiveI am Anon--ymous from 4Chan~don't forget[our system thinks your post is spam]
>>579554025/v/ when all of the female characters in a video game aren’t naked or children
>>579554202ive done my best to tune out trannysei people desu i dont really see them anymore
>>579554351That sounds like a weird crush.
>>579554025>Why isn't the Knight sexyanon...
>>579554373lol
>>579554565She's not as sexy as her mom, which is every woman's deepest fear.
>>579554025ignore this retard and post sexy rory nite images
>>579554239No, I want to fuck DIO.
>>579554547crushing platonically
>>579554846What does that even mean? Do you just want to be his friend or something?
>>579554804god this game looks like shit
knighty wighty in my tummy wummy
>>579554565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htIuSWBnmokkawaii hour post kawaiis
bringing fave into the platonic polycule
>>579555215That's just a friend group. Do you guys know what platonic means?
Frisk>Has a cool phone that they use to make phone calls to cool friends such as PapyrusKris>Has an evil phone that they use to make phone calls to evil friends such as
>>579554754
>>579551002shu-shut up ),:
Kris is just like Big Boss. No matter how much Ralsei/Ocelot and Susie/Eva loved and supported him, his heart only had room for Dess/TheBoss
>>579555394IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>579555394Kris uses their evil phone to send explicit images of themself to their evil friends like Carol and Dess.
>>579555329A descriptor for platinum-esque
Part of why I believe in Dessknight is because I want the game to have a main character who is strongly against the stagnation or regression that everyone else seems to strive for. Not wanting to bring back the good old days or for their adventures to keep going. The Knight's framing seems to put them as a pro-prophecy figure (to some extent) that has no interest in stopping you from sealing the fountains and ending the dream or preserving the lives of the Darkners they kill, hard to gel with every other Knight candidate whose motivation is usually finding Dess because they haven't moved on.
>>579555394*>Frisk make phone calls to papyrus>Kris make phone calls to papyrus
>>579555507Secret Chinese Susie
>lost girl all over the place>no "crying boy" yet thoughhmmmmmmmm
>>579534646Cute
>>579555394I cant believe Toby stole the cell phone bit from Undertale what is he a hack?
>>579555507
>>579531794deeply resonant political messaging
>>579532279>>Noelle shows Susie The roaring knight
>>579555761Does Carol sleep in her clothes like an eighty year old man?
>>579555761carl needs her beauty rest
>>579555761No wonder the people vote for her year after year...
>>579555761me every day of the week
>>579555553if you invest in NEOcoin you can be a mettatonknighter as a backup
>>579555329It means dating teenage boys but heroically resist the urge to have sex with them
>>579555761cute!!
>>579555861sometimes when you’re cold and worn out it’s nice to wear a soft sweater in bed
>>579555761carol sleeps under a heavy christmas theme quilt every night of the god damn year
:):D
>>579555761Nice
is there any art of the Holidays wearing matching christmas pajamas, you just know they'd be That Family
>>579556060I want to be Carol's soft sweater, metaphorically.
>>579555942Mettaton is too disconnected from the plot. It's not that I can't see him having a role on the level of the other UT characters, but what's his excuse for having almost the exact same fountains as Kris and manipulating them about a promise? How does not having his body translate to an entire suit of armor of broken dreams? How is he still bored on top of all that? He's Papyrus-tier to me
I hate Kris
>>579556203I swear there was a picture like but I can't find it, I did however find these sprites of the Holidays as snowdeer
the knight is invisible in the light world theory
>>579556005Me if I was a woman
>>579556567The knight is sexy in the light world and that's why Susie was chasing it theory.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>579556492ralsei…
When did you realise Lancer likes digging because he's a spade?
>>579556567That would actually be a really cool reveal. Like Susie finally opens the closet where the Knight is hiding and there's just nothing inside, eerie hopeless music plays, until she accidentally sneezes on it and the snot reveals a Knight-shaped figure and the music gets worse. Actually the sneeze would ruin the moment, but cool idea. Doesn't explain the black shard staying the same though
>>579556492Kris...
>>579556946Errrrrrrmm a Grave spell would use up all of the TP
I really can't think of a gayer game in existence than Deltarune.
I want to rub my face in addison tits
>>579557094Kingdom Hearts
>>579557094That's why we all love it.
>>579557094You'll be able to truthfully say this when the chapter with gay sex is out.
>>579557225Nuh uh
>>579556298> what's his excuse for having almost the exact same fountains as Kriswhy does mettaton ex look like kris? why is mettaton a monster who wants to be a human, and kris is the opposite of this? why do all the flowers want to be humans, and what does this say about kris's mindset? and in flowery's case, wanting to be the ideal human means being a tall sparkly anime man who plays his own theme song, according to toby. doesn't this sound familiar?i don't have an answer for the promise part, but i firmly believe we're missing a big chunk of context for all of this.>How does not having his body translate to an entire suit of armor of broken dreams?i don't really agree the armor is made of broken dreams, i guess it could be.in any case, pink is foreshadowing that ghosts can possess darkners. whatever the knight is, it's a vessel mettaton's possessing.but that's just a theory, a game theory
>>579557094Undertale
noelle pulling out her $5000 wad of cash and casting moneygrave on susie (broke)
Fave wants you all to know that their meatloaf is IN THE OVEN!!!Please post your fave wearing an apron in celebration!
Dess licking Kris
my toe is turning red and the nail is yellow doctor fave, what does it mean?
Ate too many strawberries and made my mouth all itchy again award
>>579557657Yey
>>579557771constipated soon to be goatse anon...
>>579557657
>>579557731Prepare to say goodbye to a toe.
Ralsei is described as an "impossibility" by Flowery. We don't know where Flowery gets the information that he has, maybe it's by being a pseudo-living being animated by the dark fountain that does that, but what's important is that he understands Ralsei's existence as impossible. Why would Ralsei's existence be impossible compared to any other Darkner brought to life in the dark worlds?Ralsei is an obvious parallel of Asriel, but in what way? Asriel is almost certainly not dead, so Ralsei isn't a Dustner. But Ralsei also doesn't seem to be an object, existing without Kris or Susie being around while also being able to travel between dark worlds. Asriel also probably isn't just following Kris around secretly and calling himself Ralsei, because that would raise some interesting questions. So what aspect of Asriel is Ralsei drawing from specifically? Ralsei looks similar to Asriel, but both Kris and Asgore point out that he doesn't look like him at all. In fact, Asgore even doubts if he's a monster in the first place. Actually, if you try and compare Ralsei and Asriel directly, there isn't much that overlaps between them aside from appearance. If anything Ralsei has more in common with Asriel from Undertale than Deltarune.A prince from the dark, seemingly lost and forgotten. Yet, he is part of a prophecy that foretells the future, which features an angel that is destined to return. He is said to have existed for a long time, yet is not as experienced as one would think. He doesn't understand very simple things, like the taste of cake or what he likes. He is surprisingly knowledgeable about things that haven't happened yet, but can still be surprised and even blindsided by things he doesn't expect. He also knows a lot about the actual 'game play' of the world, showing us the way forward, giving us hints and even tutorials on many things. It's even implied that he's much, much stronger than he lets on...
>>579555721Would
>>579557731you gon die if they don't amputate it
>>579557657yay, meatloaf!
>>579557854SOON TO BE GOATSE ANON!?!?!! NO NO NO DON'T PUT THIS CURSE ON MEbut yeah im still constipated. i asked my mom to get prune juice though like that other anon kept suggesting so maybe there will be developments soon. and ill drink lots of water. and maybe these fucking strawberries will do something other than give me an allergic reaction too idk
>>579558046drink a little bit of olive oil it lubes you up
this thing is full of sex appeal
I want to see Catti smile before chapter 7 is over. Is that too much.
>>579558046Wash the prune juice down with coffee. Why are you not drinking coffee already? Don't tell me you're one of those energy drink monster zero chuggers.
>>579557950ralsei says he hasnt been a prince forever, so i think he is a creature of darkness that took the prince role to guide the prophecy and then accidentally became a real person because of friendship and stuff. titansei seems too literal to me, so, maybe, he is the prophecy itself, given flesh, trying to escape itself but trapped in its own bars
>>579558190I want to fuck her while her husband watches.
GIWTWM https://files.catbox.moe/hzyen4.jpeg
>>579558305I don't like lesbian porn but this is pretty hot. Carol being submissive and Toriel being dominant is also a good choice.
TOBY FOXHIRE THIS MAN
>>579558260nta but i drink coffees in the morning and then at least 1 energy drink in the also morning but later than coffee
In the Deltarune TF2 AU the Kris replacement is DemomanI know this deeply
>>579558258Yeah sort of? She's the sad fat goth girl which is a weird stereotype to have in the 2020s given that goth girls became a performative fashion statement and not an actual indicator of their personality or music taste like thirty years ago. Best case scenario for you is she reveals she was a poser and is actually identical to her sister.
>>579558107You guys keep throwing out all these different wacky suggestions it's scary i feel like if i did all of these it would fuse into some horror inside of me. I'm just going to try the prune juice and lots of water for now ok>>579558260I don't really drink any caffeine. I don't have a job so there wouldn't be any practical advantages to any sort of chemical dependency right now. Except SSRIs maybe hahahahahaha
>>579558305where is the wobblemeat. where is sans the skeleton. why would you show me this.
>>579557094Any gay furry game
>>579558528catti speaks like a cool beatnik girl which is an even older stereotype
>>579558574Anon Deltarune already is the gayest and most furry game and the default one people think about when talking about gay furry games. Corruption of Champions is less furry and gay and it's a literal porn game.
>>579558305>Carol without blonde pubesRuined
>>579558107Its too late for drinking anything at this pointthe olive oil would be better used as an enema to lube up the poop boulder and the colon
>>579558305Thank you for sharing the hagsecks I wish one of them was a younger woman though like susie or something get that age gap going
>>579558732Do blonde women usually have blonde pubes?
Oh I didn't know Camellia did a From Now On remixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4mcuFVSicHow did this guy end up working with Robert anyway
>>579558792When I saw the purple I thought it was going to be Susie x Toriel
>>579558602Catti absolutely does not talk like hip cool cat that gets her grove on to obscure jazz and smokes reefer cigarettes. She's the fat girl from American Dad that nobody remembers because the character was dropped and never referenced again so Steve could remain a permavirgin nerd.
>>579558795I don't know, I'm not blondebut all the fanart with them made me think blonde looks better
>>579558530in case you haven't yet when you try to poop use a stool to prop your feet up, that position should help out, good luck poop soldier
>>579557950i feel like whatever makes him impossible had to happen after he was “born”. because his existence was set up by the prophecy/whatever other rules govern dr to start with
>>579558882I want this to be so real so bad
WHERE is the Flowery merch?
>>579558906it's the cadence, she speaks like beat poetry with the short choppy sentences, she just needs a bongo to go with.jazz catti would be cool though
>>579558906we got americandadanon over here...
>>579558906Her name was Debbie.
>>579558795I looked online for answers and yes it can happen
>>579556946Imagine Susie and King smacking the rude buster back and forth like the Gerson fight
>>579559040I don't see it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofZwUURNlc>>579559089I watch Family Guy and The Cleveland Show too.
>>579558773>poop boulder*sniffling and sobbing sounds*>>579558930I always do but I will continue to.. thank you for the luck. Poop soldier marches on
>>579559148I'll only believe it when I see it in front of my face in licking distance.
>>579531794Put a lot of unskilled effort into drawing a big Catti on the whiteboard!Look! >>579558258 She's smiling!
>>579557101Would sphinxes be fierce mothers?Or would they be the type to bring their kids over so you can see them?
>>579559347CUTE!
>>579559347That's a very pretty cat
i wish i could draw...
Jockington kind of talks like a beat poet
>>579558795Carol’s would be white because of deer countershading
i wish i could draw…
>>579559361i want sphinx tenna to be my mother... i think someone drew a really good bebreasted sphinx tenna on the whiteboard a while back. i wanted to put a soul suckling on it but i didn't want to besmirch it so i didn't
>>579559170Imagine Susie smacking King's big belly and it making a hollow slappy sound
>>579559241sorry anon ive survived a few poop boulders myself
>>579559501In English, doc.
>>579559259I'm sorry anon I don't have blonde pubes
>>579559495catti taught him but it didn't go too well with his enroaching insanity>>579559572she means how deer (and many other mammals) have lighter fur on their bellies
If the multiversal Sans theory is true, then the 2016 fanon Sans is 100% canon.
>>579559471>>579559513you can draw anons! i believe in you!
>>579559495This one I kind of see, but only because he started talking about whack esoteric insane stuff the same way spoken word beat poetry does. Catti just sounds ESL and a bit spergy in her dialogue.
>>579559627In the dark, all pubes are grey.
>>579559347cute!!>>579559361I totally see them doing the ladder, bringing all their little sphinxies over to you
>>579559627me neither what the whaaaaa we have so much in common lets compare pubes and maybe bump them into each other wouldnt that be silly haha
>>579557657if you want an actual cooking apron, i only really have tennas
>>579559643>sheDo I send out carolfag radio waves every time I make a post
>>579559749Catti is an actual autist and her voice really just sounds like that theory.
I wonder if the game will have an expanded version of man.oggHis theme getting overridden by Scarlet Forest for the last egg makes me think no
>>579559982I honestly thought that was carolfag, too. Replying to a post with anatomical information about deer seems like something she would do.
>>579559471>>579559513This is that unskilled Catti artist above. 100% not an artist but I like to doodle and have fun. My genuine recommendation since I don't have an art tablet and just use my mouse and do things for fun is to TRACE. Put an image into paint.net, add a new blank layer on top, and just draw the lines.Eventually if you do this enough times, you'll start to get an instinct for how to draw just by looking at an image, as a reference. Just try to keep having fun with it. For instance, I'm going to take picrel and trace over it, and Catti-fy it. I'll be back soon. You guys can do this kinda thing too!
>>579559982No offense but it's pretty obvious when any of the thread regulars post. It's pretty easy to notice kraut, for example.
>>579558305Cariel has definitely overtaken Soriel for me after Chapter 5... It used to be Cariel as the DR sidepiece to a nostalgic, enjoyable dynamic, but since Chapter 5 pretty much confirmed that Sans is a time traveller or whatever whose experience with Toriel wasn't sharing jokes through a wall and making a promise knowing only her voice, instead recontextualized to be Sans fucking off from Deltarune and recognizing the voice of the lady he got super drunk while he stayed sober and tried to come up with excuses to send off her kid(s) for a quick bang, really ruined the magic for me. Carol and Toriel's friends/lovers/neighbors to enemies situation sounds more interesting than that despite being more grounded
>>579560132Spot my posts right $$$$in now
>>579560105That's really funny I'm glad if any I've left that kind of impression lol
>>579560132kinda cheating to point out the guys that tattoo "I <3 eating shit" on their forehead
>>579560132what about me what about MY posts
The bait has been dropped.
>>579560368they're so shapes
sir you dropped something here
>>579559884An apron's an apron. Wish I had more Krispron, but Maidkris will do...Fuck I'm eepy...
>>579560368Why is Carol so wide and blocky like she got crushed in a book?
>>579560405*licks your delicious tantalizing bait*
Bratty has a sister named Bratti and she's also goth and she and Catti accuse each other of being posers.
>>579560112>This is that unskilled Catti artist above. 1. that's not me2. i only posted one of these
>>579560485superior aero-chad
wtf was Toby on when he made two sisters share the same name but changed the y to i
>>579560606'hehe lol'
I'm not horny anymore. It's weird. I haven't jerked it in 4 days and don't really feel like doing it now. I think I'm dying.
>>579559853>bringing all their little sphinxies over to youOh that's waaayyy too cute, I can imagine a mother looking up at you very proudly, sticking her tongue out while the kittens crawl around you bothMaybe she'd even place one on your lap if she trusts you enough
>>579560606It's because their parents are retarded. Also they use it in obscure tax-avoidance schemes. It's really contradictory characterization and Toby should feel bad for that.
>>579560672its time you get caged and let someone else bring the cummies from within you
>>579560804Can you do that to me instead?
No one remembers my posts so they can provide a scathing, deeply accurate and personal criticism of every single one of my theories and how I'm a poser revolving speculation around my favorite characters being the most important parts of the game instead of genuinely trying to theorize about the game, off of only a single light-hearted joke post... *sniff*
>>579560606a nod to text boxes and other UI elements being diegetic
>>579560860man, cunnilingusanon, when the hell do you even sleep?
>>579560906I thought that's what catty had
>>579560970I have a poor sleep schedule, but it's only 5 PM in my timezone right now.
>>579560871I think um uh, your fave is big stinky and so are you. Yeah.
>>579561054I see... It's 6 pm for me. My sleep schedule is also extremely poor so I feel like I just keep seeing you. Not that I mind teehee
>>579561153You know what I'm going to say if you have a vagina.
everyone remembers my iconic ritual posts and often imitates me when i'm absent
Youre not CoL
>>579559861But what if your pubes get tangled in my bush and then we have to get rid of the knots before we can separate?
>>579561260It's a good feeling, knowing you made some real impact around here.
Would you watch mew mew kissy cutie
>>579560860fuck I'm really riled up right now..... binding up cunnilingusanon for a sloppy handjob edging session! shouted fave!
2014
>>579560871see i thought i wanted this and that id enjoy any sort of attention even negative but then i was recognized for being annoying and that actually felt worse than people not caring so be grateful for what you have while you have it
cunnilingusanon has to adapt to SPHanon’s diurnal activity because she’s his natural predator…
Fave is watching the new Batman animated series, and while fave thinks it looks incredible in some stills fave is still disappointed with how it and pretty much all modern television animation looks in motion, especially in action scenes. There is genuinely no sense of impact whatsoever. Is it just an issue of budget? Brain drain? Fave has seen anime from the 70s that had the same problem so fave knows it is not a digital animation issue.
>>579561405crazy energy from this pic, not sure if it's good or evil...
>>579560871It's best to not be recognized and to not have a nameMaybe you don't get it right now, but you will in the future trust me
>>579561243Hahahaha, oh you classic rascal. I'm coming to your house to rape you
>>579561418Don't worry your posts are pretty obvious to everyone still. We definitely know.
>>579561585Why hasn't there been a Mario skateboarding game that seems like a Mario sort of thing to doAsked Monster Kid
>>579561574sweats profusely
Is it ok for me to say that I find cunnilingusanon's desperation endearing and a little amusing?
If there's no internet who was Catti texting?
hmmmm oh its these anons posting today okay
>>579561585This is from Toby Fox's alt account.
>>579561432who's SPHanon
>>579561418yeah me too. it sucks but at least it gets you to look at yourself and try harder to clean up your act or something. but then it’s sad to think like maybe for some people you’ve already solidified yourself as annoying and retarded in their eyes and they’ll hate your ass forever no matter what. but then maybe you can’t really care too much about trying to please those people anyway maybe that’s the lesson. it’s rough out on these /utg/ streets son
>>579561836same, but equally hot
>>579561838She was using mobile data
>>579561836Lovable scamp tier, if it was posted about constantly it would get old fast but seeing it every few weeks is like spotting a rare bird or cool shaped cloud.
>>579561838She's ordering a pizza for lunch.
>>579561836>>579561929we will tag team ok ok
Kris is just Hubert from Fire Emblem Three Houses but as a swordlocked class instead of a mage
>>579561838You can text without internet anon. Cellular service is a thing still.
>>579562065mwahaha... YES
>>579561838She's looking at her saved porn in class.
>>579561556Don't worry I was just joking, I don't want that. The few times I've been positively recognized I've still felt weird. Anonymity is a comforting mask.
baker don't forget >>579553765
>>579561879I think it's an anon that said she used to have a 4chan boyfriend with a dick so small he couldn't put it in and got off on humiliating him about it
>>579562174That was really hot, but the way she told the story made her seem a little emotionally abusive and that made it a little harder to enjoy.
>>579560561Sorry I meant to say that I am the unskilled Catti artist. It's me. Hi. How are you?>>579560112I finished my goofy piece in about 25 minutes. It's really low skill but just takes some time and you have a fun piece. You can draw, IWishICouldDraw-anons, you really can. Just try to have some fun with it. Good grief trace over porn if that's what it takes.>>579531794 for da anchor
>>579562347cuuute!
it's me mysteriousenigmaticanon
>>579562174giwtwm
>>579562415Built like a lego figure
>>579561395Yeah actually.But I wonder how much fan service would go into it
>>579562347good job, i like it i drawed a page and a half today at work but it's not /utg/ so i can't post it here
>>579558815They both helped make music for Temmie's game 'Dweller's Path' and got acquainted.
>>579562415did you already do....that...?
>>579562347it would take me at minimum all day to draw something like this anon, and also i dont like tracing unless it helps me figure stuff outi like your cattis
>>579562081Who the fuck would she be texting, she's not texting her retarded family that's for sure
PIPPINS SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ralsei wants to learn what it means to really be ralsei>noelle wants to escape being noellepottery or something bravo nolan
>>579562732Why is he the Saturnian Hexagon?
>>579561395I will watch whatever if it's older anime, I only get picky about some of the new stuff because I've seen enough bleach knockoffs and wandering swordsguys fighting demons and spirits and stuff. You know the ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHUTJIu6n1E
>>579562146I recognize and politely leave you space, ralseibrapmettatonpinkorangeyellowonyxmatteanon
>>579562664she was texting ME, her boyfriend who goes to another school, you wouldn’t know me…
>>579562889Aren't you a little old to be dating high-schoolers?
>ralsei wants to suck cock >noelle wants her cock sucked bravo
My fave? She goes to another chapter…
>>579562664she's texting jockington's phone he left at home so he can read them later
>>579562807He has a beautiful special shape because he is beautiful and special. In fact, I think the saturnian hexagon is actually the sexiest head shape...
I finished the final route of Undertale Yellow yesterday I liked Martlet, Starlo, and Ceroba. Otherwise kinda forgettable. any better fan games?
>>579562457ZAMN, legos look like THAT?
>>579562983Could it be any more obvious?
>>579563089>any better fan games?Nope, back to exploring other media during the wait
>>579561395no
>>579563083He doesn't have a special head shape he's a pippins. All pippinses have that head shape. Battat should be tied to a bed so I can fuck him while his wife watches. Then I can fuck his wife while he watches, but only after cleaning my dick so I don't give her an infection. Pippins.
>>579562748It's like you took a bottle of ink and you threw it at a wall. Smash! And all that ink spread. And in the middle, it's dense, isn't it? And as it gets out on the edge, the little droplets get finer and finer and make more complicated patterns, see? So in the same way, there was a big bang at the beginning of things and it spread. And you and I, sitting here in this room, as complicated human beings, are way, way out on the fringe of that bang. We are the complicated little patterns on the end of it. Very interesting. But so we define ourselves as being only that. If you think that you are only inside your skin, you define yourself as one very complicated little curlique, way out on the edge of that explosion. Way out in space, and way out in time. Billions of years ago, you were a big bang, but now you're a complicated human being. And then we cut ourselves off, and don't feel that we're still the big bang. But you are. Depends how you define yourself. You are actually--if this is the way things started, if there was a big bang in the beginning-- you're not something that's a result of the big bang. You're not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are. When I meet you, I see not just what you define yourself as--Mr so-and- so, Ms so-and-so, Mrs so-and-so--I see every one of you as the primordial energy of the universe coming on at me in this particular way. I know I'm that, too. But we've learned to define ourselves as separate from it.
>>579562748>ralsei has fire magic>noelle has ice magic >noelle is tall with long hair>ralsei is short with a bob cut it just goes on and on
>>579563083GLOVEPLAY UOOUGHH, so underrated
>>579563184He liked to makeShe liked to break
i have a question but i can't ask it until next thread when the thread is 100 posts in
I still think a Flowery-Ralsei swap would be cool.
>>579563394Is it a sexual question or something? Why would you have to post it in the middle of a thread?
>>579563083Reminder that pippinses aren't that small and could fuck you up whenever they wanted with their claws
>>579563410I don't
i don't believe people find pippins erotic
>>579563394im already ignoring it
>>579562640Thank you for the compliment!I hope you can find the morale to draw, because doodling has been a lot of fun. I urge you to reconsider your dislike of tracing. Maybe you have some idea that it's a "bad way to learn" but think of it like training wheels on a bike. Yeah they're not ideal but kids gotta start somewhere. Anyway no more preaching from me.Hope you are having a good day!
oof
>>579563689RIP but also fukken lol
>>579563689lol
>>579563689The Tem is cute af ngl
>>579563213>He doesn't have a special head shape he's a pippins. All pippinses have that head shape.Ok true. But it's so cute! Pippins wouldn't be so cute without their special head shape! But also fuck the hexagon shape actually because even though it's so hard to draw consistently. Every time I draw it it looks different and one line stroke can change it from cute to hideous so fast. It's horrible>Battat should be tied to a bed so I can fuck him while his wife watchesYou are my only ally in this cold dark cruel world. I love you anon>>579563338YES!!!!!! I wanted to attach another one..but i didn't have another one.....it really is underrated after all, huh.....>>579563478I think yellow is taller than asgore by pixel count i'm not sure the sprites mean much. Pippins will be as big or as small as I want them to be. Also their claws are hot >>579563507Well it's true. If you want i can explain why. If you want I can also not explain why
>>579563507they have little loli bodies that women self insert into and men can say they wanna fuck without repercussion
reasonably consensual sex with ralsei
>>579563689Kek at the running Tenna
>>579564019sometimes they even have little shota bodies
>>579564019Just because a woman is plump with a flat chest doesn't mean she's a loli it just means she's sex.
Toby should consider adding dailies to Deltarune I need to do my third save file for the eggs but I don't feel motivated without a daily login bonus
>>579564112This but also gacha pulls
>>579564110pippins are not plump anon
>>579564019hideous misread
>>579564178selling my house to pull ralsei only for him to get powercreeped in chapter 7 by asriel
>>579564178speaking of, time to log into nikke and greet my wife
>>579564225girls are definitely self inserting into the fujo loli pippin
>>579563689Kekkk
>>579564112I for one need a more advanced economy. I want to get taxed for my goods and have to work in the grind mines for maximum dark dollars. He joked about money in chapter 5 but that's no excuse to not have a globally indexed market to trade in.
>>579564110pippins have no curves and are generally drawn like aqua anon
>>579564367where
>>579564178fuuuuck i just spent my last 10 dark vouchers on the mrs cattenheimer banner but I got the fucking UR jigsawry
>>579564367which is fine to do
>>579564193>>579564431Maybe we have different concepts of plump.
Too many newfags itt
So everyone in this thread knows about the save file Kris has right?
>>579564569UWAAAAAAAAAH BATTAT IS SO SEXY HERE!!!!!!! i love this drawing
>>579564367girls should be my wife.
>>579564643no
femanons self-insert fujo pippins for battat dick torture
>>579564643I have seen people speculate Kris themselves are the only reason we can save cause it's an innate human power yea
>>579564643Yeah. The true ending will require never saving over it, that's how you get the developer room and talk to npcs that represent everyone that worked on it. There will probably be a secondary New Game + way to get the dev room that involves fighting the final boss on the first day of the game.
>>579564452Watch him never show proof because he pulled it out of his ass
I don't know...anything......I'm so stupid.....
>>579564732ok that part's true actually
>>579564643don't mean to brag but yeah, i've gotten a couple minutes into chapter 1 before. nothing crazy
>>579564732That image of Battat being sounded made me horribly uncomfortable
>>579564732I really hope this is true I would cosplay Battat so quickly.
*brrraaappppfffff*
>>579564927It's notBut you can still get lots of attention by posting your ass in a Tenna cosplay
>>579565074>>579565074>>579565074wafer
>>579564820You know everything. You understand everything.
>>579564732this is true and obvious. they want to fuck battat and watch male characters have sex, so they self insert into fujo
>>579564778What happens if you never save over it is exactly why I asked I am almost done with chapter 1 without saving over it rnIf you try to fight Jevil as soon as possible it sends you back to before the jailbreak sequence if you lose
>>579565123why do they draw so much porn of fujo then
>>579564927it's true for at least 1 person hahaha but likely not some widespread phenomenon. but you should still cosplay battat anon>>579565069kek i think he knows that>>579564909i thought it was hot :) which is why i posted it
>>579565123They also want to feel desirable. Therefore it's important that Battat and other male characters find the loli OC attractive>>579565202Women are weirdly autosexual with their porn. Like, they get off to the idea of themselves. This is why so much porn aimed at women still features women that look no different from girls in male focused works and why female leads in romance novels often get entire chapters dedicated to describing their appearance
>>579565371you people think you know everything and it pisses me off. what about fujoshis then? primarily female phenomenon which is the complete inverse of autosexuality
>>579565123fujo is her own character
>>579565635Are we going to pretend that most BL isn't just hetero sex but the girl is actually a guy? They split up the pairings into seme and uke, and the uke is often written exactly like a female character would be, even if it's a tall buff nigga >>579565661Her character being perverted loli into gay porn
>>579565886THE UKE IS THE ONE YOU WANT TO FUCK NOT THE ONE YOU IMAGINE BEING YOU FUCKING RETARD. WHY DO YOU "PEOPLE" ALWAYS GET THIS WRONG
>>579565886>lolianon...
>>579566083No, plenty of fujoshi self insert into the uke and want to get dommed by a big buff yaoi daddy
>>579566213well /i/ don't so never say that stupid shit again without a qualifier that excludes me. *spits on you*
>>579566635You do it subconsciously. That's why you're so upset that I'm pointing it out
>>579566692i hope you die and wild animals rape your corpse
>>579563410When you think about it, they are fundamentally similar.
