Previous: >>579522096>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
evil and intimidating stallion
>>579540005>>579539721>ignoring XOguri
wahey
is is 92 days until CB becomes scoutable and pic related happens to (You)
>>579540031>>579540072>>579540113>little bastard was spunking up until his final breathsuch vigor
Digitan LOVE
soup status?
Tachyon LOVE
>>579540068Good-looking umamusumeBishoujo Yukino BIJIN!
Just realized Festa releases at the same time as the Creek/CB rerunI'm so fucked
>>579540209Ew
>>579540136many trainers get raped like this
>Added all my banners here>Wanted to show it here>it didnt saved it wtf lmaoooo
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/HIasnshttps://jiggie.fun/HIasns
>>579540316Funny enough, he was going into pure retirement when he died. Like he stopped breeding and was going into full chill mode and he just sadly died.
>>579540362don't call it rapeit's energy drain
>>579540252Fuck off, Taro.>>579540359You don't need her.
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown
>>579540316We only have 5 of his 10 Flat G1 winners too
Uma S1 is subpar overall but they are good at executing important moments, like Suzuka's "death" or when Grass Wonder looked down at Spe after beating her at Arima Kinen, or even when Spe shit talked Montjeu. It's like the reverse of Cingray where everything are so much better but important moments (mostly in 2nd cour) felt kinda weightless compared to the manga.
Good night motherfuckers
Why is tanhauser so hot?
>>579540553Please give Rainbow Line.
>>579540556>female artist
>>579540509>You don't need her.wrong
>>579540607Good night
My beautiful star Serious
Which uma would brainwash her trainer into loving her if he's a faggot who doesn't want to sex his trainee?
there is a woman who only draws herself x gimlet
>>579540763>muh deathSkip her
>>579540761which uma would pat my head not super freak
best photo I got this CM
>>579540836There's a lot of these for different stallions (and mares even)Yumejos are a different breed.
>>579540761
>>579540836good for her
>>579540894>Skip herno
>>579540712>we want the female audience Whoever thought of this collab needs to be executed
>>579541051>he doesn't think Dia looks super sexy in that outfitGrimst
mambo status?
>>579540359only a cheeky tennergamble that
>>579540836Based.
>>579541171>implying Who the fuck want to collab with Hello Kitty?
>>579541178mambo
>>579540607sex
>>579541289The Uma's, they are girls after all
hi nonnyhttps://x.com/chigutashi/status/2094802469465280740highkey wish I was machan here...
>>579541171the only marginally sexy one is the one showing off some armpit
>>579540068i still can't believe those city whores corrupted my innocent country bumpkinshe's in the semen soup now
>>579541289Everyone and their mother collabs with Sanrio.
>>579540607Have a good night.
>>579541289>>579541051based retardcel living in his tiny bubble
>>579540576I'd counter that S1 is the best adaptation of Uma Musume's heart - the bizarrely retarded "umas are idols!", the love letter to keiba that it is, the slice of life tonality with racing elements vs. the shounen sports drama that Cingray is. And it has the most hype moment of anything I've ever seen, the best depiction of overwhelming domination in episode 7. S2's great arcs and Cingray's arcs are more rewatchable, but there's something very special and heartfelt about S1 that PA Works really nailed perfectly.
Jong?
>>579541353The umas are... musume...?
Cygames should disable pity in nakayama festa's banner, for the love of gambling of course.
>>579541356I FORGOT TO ATTACH MY PIC
>>579540835umas are irresistible, so even faggotry crumbles before them. Umas are the ultimate man's choice, whether he be gay or straight.
>>579540836This is completely normal behaviour for gacha game fans, and honestly I can respect the fact that they're willing to be THIS self indulgent lol.Personally my favourite uma artist though is this one. female and yet only draws Mtrainer x rudolf art.
>>579541498I could play.... just playing some pokemon right now
>>579540553Is Hong Kong Cup the same as Hong Kong Vase?
>>579541650>literal cuckquean
>>579541650>female artist draws het uma artThis might be extincted in the western side
>>579541516
I want to become the breast milk flowing inside of creek that goes inside a child to nourish them becoming the building blocks for a healthy body to one day evolve into sperm and got shot into an uma
ei ei mun
>>579541648But all umas are ugly though
>>579541837This is too complicated
>>579541650>"For some reason my body was modified to enjoy romance with male trainers and umas"Uma Musume makes women based, what a great find
>>579541836>m.jpg
>>579541836She tanked it
>>579541962Am old
>>579541915When you've been consuming shit not directed at you for years it tends to turn out like that. That said, I'm glad Cygames is giving actual fanservice instead of shooing them off like a bunch of other companies would.
>>579541475>>579541516>>579541648>>579541898>umasThe plural is "uma".
>>579542039Turn on Desktop Site to save pics
Mambros... I don't feel so good...
>>579541904Allow me to simplify it, Creek's breast milk
Uma&Co is looking for 1-2 members to join an A+ club. ~40mil quota!Leave id if interested or apply in game
>>579542038Low dif no prep time ofc>>579542145Okeeyyyyy
>>579542230No thanks
>>579542246Can you post the one of her peeing like this?
>>579541650Literally Digitan mindset>>579541665make a room>>579541698It's on the same day but it is differentHong Kong Cup - 2000 meters, the biggest prize moneyHong Kong Mile - 1600 meters, 2nd biggest prize moneyHong Kong Vase - 2400 meters, 4th biggest prize moneyHong Kong Sprint - 1200 meters, 3rd biggest prize money
>>579541837I want to be cleavage vored by Creek
Needcmore Uma bums
>>579541051I mean, nipfags would buy everything, it doesn't matter how shit the outfit is
which uma would be into MGS
>>579542246>preview.jpg
>>579542230I'm interested in joining but this guy keeps saying he's one of the best players in the club. Is he lying? I don't want to join a club that sucks in the CM.Thanks
>>579541650>I'm not a trainer, I'm a wallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQfTVyIEUiI
>>579542421Okay! Let's see if we can fillMajsoul Friends Room 42038(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42038
>>579542461does it even need to be said?
too tard for jong
>>579542619I'll do one
>>579542696>>579542668cute boy!
>>579542696
>>579542619holy we filledbeen too long
Dacchis has one (or probably 2) free spot(s) for anyone who needs a club. The monthly quota is currently at 60 mil.We have friendly ojisans trading shoes and talking about taxes and fillies.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>579542724i'm also retarded but it doesn't stop me from jonging
>>579542696wtf how are they able to do this?!?!
>>579542724retarded but feels guilty about it>>579542938proud retard
Why isn't autis/uma/ recruiting
>>579542696I dont get it how it works>see Neo Universe art on cite>it's average>See neo universe pic here ingame>it's insaneWTF
>>579543082gave up
>>579540068First rate club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 3 open spots this month.We keep it pretty chill here, but with the advent of independent training we do have an official quota now: 15million.If you do an average of one auto career a day, you will hit this without even having to think about it. With your help we can reach A.Anyway, if you are interested, send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>579543006They're just globes except Marv's
>>579541837https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12089528
>>579542518I don't remember he ever claiming such a thing though.
>>579540619She is profoundly moe and apparently this turns you on.
narita taishin's toes in my mouth.
>>579543190>Even B+ clubs have quotas nowholy
>>579543313>he ever claiming
>>579543330I'm weird
>Playable NPCs never everI just want hags...
Med CM training will be dogshit. Fuck this token faggotry
>>579543190>request s hoeswho are the S tier hoes
>>579543543No hags
we've all had a chance to queuepost your WRs, /uma/
>>579543547your stamina loopas?
umamusume are capable of marvels
>>579543547You can select scenarios. URA is almost a year old right now and you can't build good Umas there. You need to play in Grand Live
>>579543651thats 18 stam sparks right there.
>>579543547>struggling to get good stats on a non-xog for the xog CMSave yourself the trouble and go open league
jordan died of covid related complications
>>579543045This reminded me of that other comic about a boy being mothercucked by his adopted uma sister. Did that comic reach an end or something? I don't even know how to start to look for
>>579543709Very funny>>579543839I wont. I will get orenji into A finals
>>579543935Nakayama was the werewolf?
>>579543935God I hate china/korea weeb faggots infesting the workshop with random gooner/weeb shit so damn muchHaving said that... this here is mildly amusing
>>579542518The proof of the pudding is in the eating
>Christmas units in September But why...
>>579544170the pudding is the detail
Mambo (379642070) is recruiting one neigha interested in a chill A(mayyyybe A+) club. No strict quota, just be active and use your TP.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Uma backshots
>>579544238retard
>>579543935Based Festa killing the gyaru.
>finally see the september schedule >nothing other than christmas Daiwa dead game lole
>>579543958pretty sure the comic you're thinking about was made by heiwa_rene on twitter. and from the posts I occasionally see, he's just busy drawing porn and shitpost art instead of finishing it.
>>579544285Did you losers seriously already give up on A+
>>579540835Her trainer in the career story ain't no fag, but Fuji can easily convince him to fuck her. Hell, if she gets to umapyoi him by surprise, torena will be the one leglocking because he'd be so hypnotized by Fuji's charms at that point.
>>579544285No I dont think I will
Still pretty.
>>579544238>Holidays* units in SeptemberFTFY
>mile CM asked you to get capped speed alongside some stamina, power and wit>medium CM asks you to get capped speed considerable stamina power and wit...how?
>>579544285>a chill A(mayyyybe A+) clubIT'S AN A+ CLUB
>>579544368Yeah, that's the artist. Sad about the outcome though. Thanks for the heads up, anon
>>579544370We lost 2 top earners and we cut it close month. We just keeping it real.
>>579543451I kind of have to have a quota now.Before it used to just be "don't flatline" but now even 15 million a month can look pretty flat.>>579543593/uma/ club
>>579544351Why is she in chocolate milk?
>>579544153I want borders again too. So many lines are being crossed and I'll never accept it.
>>579544507It's a Festive Miracle!
>>579544380>fucking a boyumaFaggot
>>579544310
>>579544285>one of ex mambo actually went to /vm/a clubMambo dwellers must be punished, as instructed by the /uma/ council
>>579544285Applied :)
>>579544525Not with the bottom third doing what they do (don't do)
>>579544691Indeed that's even worse than the /uma/ club wall of shame
>>579544507Sames as the previous mid cm, just highroll bro. You have your mlb cards by now, right?
Sma! Sma! Faaaaal CON
What's the max amount of carats you can get from clanker runs right now?
>>579544536holy shit I thought that was bait>top member poached by bricked Humiliation ritual club, I would disband at this point
>>579544285Dancho what's the exact rationale on rejecting 30mil applicants but not kicking 30mil niggas
>>579544707You wouldn't tell a lie again like last thread, right?>>579544797100 over all runs per day
/uma/ cant stop talking about mambo
>>579543990No, Manhattan Cafe was the werewolf.
>>579544864didn't danchou want to kick the leeches until an officer intervened for no fucking reason
>>579544507you have to sacrifice power/wit if you can't cap speed and meet stam req
>>579543547odd deck and this is a low-roll.SR ines is an okay wit card but it does quite literally nothing for you as a late. any of the other valuable wit SRs would provide good skills/SP reductions. you're spending your very valuable borrow on SSR zrr just cause you want a recovery.welfare tosen jordan is a speed card with bofa.welfare santono diamond is a (bad) wit card with lie in wait.either of these options (assuming you have them, obviously) would free up your borrow and allow you to utilize a much better card.you also have the option to drop a wit card entirely which would really make your borrow very flexible.
>>579544938she's kinda hot
>>579544892Thanks mambwo
Onsen ticket! I want to gobble her ears.
how can a club without a quota have leeches
>>579544993i saw that post yesterday but i checked ze chat logs and there was nothing
>>579544836okay getting poached by bricked is kinda sadI thought he at least left to /uma/club
>>579544993Well you see we need to keep the leeches untill all our top earners leave out of frustration
>>579542910why did you reduce the quota? >>579524018if A+ danchous had any balls we would have another S rank club long time ago
cm19please join586308935863089358630893
>>579545150https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12093686
>>579545179That's because it didn't happen yesterday...
>>579545253(((((they))))) wont allow a second S club to rise
>>579540136Tore! You're going to have to lie on your back on the final corner of the next big race! You're my mana pitstop!
>shitposted last week that mambo's top-earners had already decided to leave due to the slacking>it actually happenedwhat club do i sabotage next?
>>579545168I don’t want you to earn fans to meet a quota, I want you to earn fans because you want to help the club!
What will you retards gossip about if mambo actually vanishes?
>>579545039/uma/club obsessedYou don't even have anybody worth poaching after Mambocchi joined us. The A+ clubs can take your stragglers
>>579545325would seiun sky be fine with sex
>>579545503well we do have a club with gay sex in it so...
>>579545253I tried raising this topic several times but always got shit on by /uma/ club membersClub tribalism also doesn't help
>>579545518she would be very Fine with itnow join
>>579545503Buttsweats
>>579545574No Umama
is 3690 pointerinoes funny hakuraku number (what are they even is it like a sum of all the skills you have) le good?
>>579542230Real players should join
>>579545574I don't even know which cm cm19 is bwo>>579545503that's nyot gonna happen
>>579545574I still haven't built anything
>>579545372how do i know itsreal and not fake and gay like 99% of mamboposts
>>579545658But I only bot
>>579545670feel free to screencap for later>>579545680punch
>>579545658Nobody cares bro
yall niggas (umama and co.) doing CM19 rooms already????????
>>579545058I actually got MLB Creek and Finemo, but running two low spec wit cards is terrible. I dont really know what to use my borrow slot on right now. Could go Creek and run 9 pwr/stam instead.
>>579544507Just cope with 700-800 wit and focus on the other stats
>>579545449Curren likes in the ass
>>579542230>cum rug club
>>579544507Siphon off wit and power, speed as close to 1600 as possible is non negotiable. Were you losing to 1000 speed uma in URA? Of course not, speed at cap or close enough is a must.
One donkey only did 23m this month (few dead days). Doesn't share shoes, doesn't talk in chat and the only reason he is still in the club is because he was there from day 1 and that makes it hard for me to kick him.Send help.
>>579544507you did it for cm17 brodoes everyone here have alzheimer just copy the same deck and sparks nigga
>>579545703Most Mambo drama posts are real. Aelred proved it by leaking their club chats before leaving
>>579545832Umama is just unemployed, nobody actually wants to make cm19 aces already.
>>579545832ppl are bricking themselves with a flex card (creek) so hitting their target stats will take 500 times longer than just doing 3 speed 2 wit max stam sparks
>>579544836>quit mambo to join brickedcucksthis is a downgrade no matter how you look at it the extra carats from A+ is not worth it
>>579544507Power will only be supported by speed clicks, zero sparks
>>579541837Weird, but I respect that you're playing the long game.
>>5795456474000+ or bustIf it works it works
>>579545503Currenposters would probably all kill themselves, it would be quite sad. Falcoposting without Curren feels so empty.
>>579545574I have the last cm oguri and debuffs if you just want to have it filled
Their name is Le Fishe
>>579545703well there was >>579202864
>>579545703Because it happened and I told him not to do it. The "leeche" didnt flatline or anything. He was just the botton earner after joining, which is somewhat upsetting. But he didnt break any rules. Its a quota free club after all. Maybe he should kick him after all. It doesnt really matter to me
>>579545925More Uma should do this
>>579546062we don't have any debuffers in here so I'll gladly take some for limit testing
>>579545925Find a new club, boomer.
>>579545832uma&co plays the game and discussion about cm strategy is common
>>579545832The joke's on you, I'm skipping CM19 and prepping for Arima Kino instead.
im waiting for xoguri wit to drop before making my xogkiller yeppersfighting fire with fire
>>579545925Sending my dick inside Rudolf's umanko
Umama and V are behind most club shitposting btw.
>>579544507you see, cygames made a game where you cannot train all stats so you have to make tradeoffsok but also cygames did not really manage to make most stats meaningfula naive person would see a long race, see that stamina and speed cannot be trained at the same time and think "oh this means that surely speed cannot be prioritized in long races"then the naive player sees that you can actually afford all stats you want and there are no tradeoffs, you just gotta pig it out because gacha games are not real games we are not playing a real game we are just cattle for cygames remember to swipe for carats
I'm pretty sure the ex-danchou was schizophrenic but I have no proof to back that claim
>>579546191where does horsemeat fit into this
HAHAHAAHArapes trainer until pelvis is broken
>>579546191Just V you can tell by the ESL
>>579546191She's hosting (aka playing) the game right now actually
>>579544691/v/ma poaching us... /Uma/ poaching us... What is mambo, an egg dish? We keep getting poached...
>>579546254He's the puppet master pulling the strings
>>579546310>host a room and tab back to shitpostThat's so hard to do
>>579546323I don't get it
>>579546291>raping pajeetsNice meme
>>579546078>infiltrate Mambo on /Uma/Club orders>flatline>convince the danchou to not kick you>2 top players get frustrated and quit because of thisHoly based. Kimono was the harbringer of the Mambogeddon. Well done Agent K
>>579546323Maybe we are in the egg soup?
Got into group A on my final ticket, I am a shitter but the key is to beat others so even if you lose in A, you get the same or more than you would have in B
Did we all make A finals bros?
>>579546581I got Group B
>>579546581ObviouslyMaking it to A finals is literally just "plays the game" tier
nigger
>>579545325>7th place sophia (ayabe)thanks, I'll wait a bit longer to host then
nyo I need to play one more I can't be last...
>>579546684>Grass_with_hand_over_mouth.png
>clubdacchi is kneejerk building an end xog + 2 debuffers to secure A finals on the last ticketSickening to see
>>579546217Nice collab
>>579545832I guess fr*nt and xog+doms players have no need to wait. As a pacePLEB I'll wait for Matsuri Cross and Oguri WIT
>>579546810>ugly hag
>Top earner in my club, more than 200k fans farmed last month >TP recovery items down to 30 from all the farming from 150+ Brian gibs.>Club still dropped out A rank.Maybe, I'll give them one more month
>>5795426193/4! Can we find one more?
>>579546581My bots umas are destroying group B
>>579546217
> kachi umalator fork was never updatedIs there some other one that allows comparison of uma uniques? (non inherited)
>>579546868Wow, 200k fans? Thats crazy....
>>579546856Stop hating glasses.
so what did we learn?
it's dead jim.....
>>579546932bro simulators are useless nowjust do what youtubers tell you
>>579546896>>579546810Trickcal love!
>>579546878I cant play this...
>>579546684There should be a counterplay to this. Something you could do to fuck the double dom guy. But your only good "counter" is to have 2 doms yourself
>>579546878rare uma!?
>>579546979Mambo
it's called SPEAKI
>>5795469793 speed 2 wit slop is here to staypower card niggas got scammed lmao
>>579546986COME BACK NYEOW
>>579546979cygames must be destroyed for its sins
just drop one wit card you fucking RETARDS
>>579545554we dont need A+ mergers or anything like that, if just one of the higher ranked A+ clubs danchous (uma&co, umadash, dacchis) openly aimed for an S-Rank they would get there eventuallyinstead they are putting up 50m, 60m quotas in the auto era lmao
>>5795469791. Medium CM gonna be the hardest2. I want to play late and end
>>579546878>joins>3/4wtf
>>579546989lol
where is the oguri cryer
>>579547102No because NN and Sirius gib acceleration golds.
*Cryer
>>579547102They are already retarded and you want them to have even less wit?
>>579547172I thought it'd be dead but I rejoined
>>579547172Someone temporarily left but it's all good now that we've started again!Good luck have fun
I’m in the soup
Does anyone else feel bad about drama posting Mambo now that they're actually dead? What club should I drama post about instead?
i just looped in my pants
>use all your TP for fan runs that produce shitty parentsno. No I will not do that. I will run auto parents like a motherfucker, but I'm only getting ~650k from each run. Danchou can suck my dick
>>579547302>Does anyone else feel bad about drama posting Mambo now that they're actually dead?Is this why nobody posts about Autis/uma/ anymore?
>>579547302I find it funny how that pic about Mambo being behind /uma/ club killing other clubs aged like milkThey got what they deserved
A medium CM, finally a time to use my Ines Fujin!> Dogshit stats all aroundI don't know what's up with this uma
>>579547302post more of uma&co gay sex logs instead of the same 2 pictures
>>579547302>now that they're actually dead?what? They're fine, just drama-free now.
I dont care about any drama, i want post about umas and gameplay and posting>cryers>babydachis
>>579547459>sourse
>>579547452>A medium CM, finally a time to use my Ines Fujin!It's not Tokyo bwo
>use all your TP for fan runs that produce shitty parentsyes. I will do that. I will run auto parents like a motherfucker and always get 1,205,000 fans from each run.I can suck Danchou's dick
>>579545925I don't know what happened, we were doing so well
What about just training the best umas you can and having fun?
Frontbros... I hurt myself today...
>>57954745215% guts is pretty bad. Her Nazi alt is better, another 1488
>>579547386that is the correct thing to do. t. danchou
>>579547590Front genocide best day of my life
>>579540835Grass can simply show off a peek of her white American ass and you'd be already nose deep into her anus
supiki
Look what I can do
>>579547551I'm doing this but changing out the uma once I unlock their casual outfit
>>579547397That's probably part of it, the previous Autis/uma/ Danchou was also funny and posted here about the club regularly. The Ryanfag is too boring so the club lost attention and become irrelevant
>>579547590i wanted to run Dober for this CM..
what's the quota for A+ now that half tp is over?
>>579547714I wish I was Grass Wonder's tampon
mambo
>>579546658haha cute swimsuit maya
>>579547752Benzos doesn't get enough hate imo
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/v56qd2>https://jiggie.fun/v56qd2https://jiggie.fun/v56qd2>https://jiggie.fun/v56qd2https://jiggie.fun/v56qd2
>>579547590>cm19fuck, i was planning on bringing double fronts now that i pulled vbourbon. how do we cope frontsisters
>>579547787just do it anyway
so why did s clubs do 8billion are they all just botting faggots
>>579547740cute inu musume
>>579547860He's happy in /uma/club tho
>>579547767
need thoughtsbest second wit here?should be between>bobo for conc (already have built in TTL)>daiwa (2/6 useful hints + high friendship gauge start)>fujin (2/5 useful hints + high special priority)>tachy (3/4 useful hints + sp bonus (-hint levels))>sunday (3/5 useful hints)
>>579546745>[Post about Grass's trainer begging her to not rim him]
>>579540835I feel like she'd be the kind of person to gift you teacher-student romance novels and insist on reading them together
/uma/hjong is looking for new members. A Club looking to get back to A+. Quota is 60m. Drop your ID or apply today!
Can I stop using Kitasan?
>>579548114ew
>>579547982Why ask for advice here when you have the best source of advice already added on discord
>>579547956
>>579547129>openly aim forthey would alienate their entire club going for S rank numbers. imagine telling them they all have to make 150m overnight.the merger anon is right but his goal is stupid, we need full A rank clubs not force another S one besides /uma/ club is always going to have their event and giveaways and whatever else. if given a choice between a club where you get free carats and club activities and another unproven quota club which one are you going to pick? in that way the "reape clubr" meme is right. not because /uma/ club is hostile towards other clubs but because the danchou set the standard so high it's stupid to not think of it as the best we can sustain for the general
>>579547590>that end% Is that just xog?Doesn't spurt not even work in the medium CM?
I hate not having sex with Taiki Shuttle.
>she's borrowing xmas Maya
>>579548169it's just oguri with after school stroll, yeah
>>579548141discord is for erp with nonnies
>>579548114Would it be wrong to dress up like this and let bro hit with the fake womb installed?
>>579547860You can dislike him for leaving but he was the better Danchou. The Ryanfag farms a lot of fans and that's good for the club but he doesn't really have what it takes to be a danchou for a dying club
>>579548114when did the masks become a thing? fucking cowards. back in my days, if you were an ugly cosplayer then you shrimply showed more skin to compensate.
post something cute
>>579548301Depends on how feminine you can make your moans sound
>>579547590Quality videogame.
>>579548221it's pretty good, really need power bonus when you go full stam sparks. suzuka would nuke your power
>>579548319>Sure he stabbed me in the back and left me to die but he was such a good leader!
>>579547590I will build off meta late surger garbageI will qualify for a finalsI will get third behind 2 hogs with double debuffer comps
>>579548423suzuka can nuke my cum out of my balls
>>579547982Tachyon for the extra tokens and medium corners + straightaways, or Bobo if you are inheriting G00 1st
Man this club drama sucksLiterally no one is dead
Remember when we said its Golshi game?Those were the days.
>>579548515>or Bobo if you are inheriting G00 1stwhat is this tech?
>>579548378
>>579548319You can just say they both suck bwo
>>579548380I can get close because I don't have a manly voice at all
>>579548539Meta changes as time progress and more things are addedwoah
>>579548141>V
i've had 60%+ wr in 6 CMs and half of those were before i got MLB kitasan from her rerun. it's insane how easy rounds 1 and 2 used to be when casuals still entered CMs
>initial friendship half as less as Kita and Maru>good
>>579548378oki
>>579548539Sadly not even evo skills will save Golshi
>>579548347you DO know that most people doing this are men, right?
>>579548662Meant for >>579548423
>>579548620it was a joke you dip
>half as less
>>579548319it's actually fascinating how similar he was to the /uma/ club danchou starting out.i still remember when the /uma/ club danchou was ridiculed for his club ideas and promoting /uma/ club's way of doing quota when it was barely getting Sit's no wonder they became friends in a way
it's happeningI'm sending End XOg with 0 racing experience into A Finals
>>579548745Thanks V are you defending your princess?You learned that shitpost from me
>>579548574Bobo scenario-link gives concentration, which gets rid of late start. G00 1st does not proc if you have a late start.
>>579548378ok
>>579548846I want to have sex
>>579548574her inherited ult has a branch that gives 0.25 velocity instead of 0.15 after the july balance patch. it's now another good late race velocity option along with barcarole
>>579548892I didnt know akebono was packing all that
>>579548319He was such a better danchou that he quit on everyone out of nowhere.But Ryanfag likes a chopped uma, so it all evens out in the end.
>>579548539I lost yesterday to a Summer Golshi with medium golds because she her unique activated a golden accel and a golden speed right before late-race started
danchud, will you ever be able to sniff out the spy in our club?
>>579548761I just wanted to join in the shit flinging too
If you think about it, the fact that Mambo has stayed A+ month after month even after losing their danchou and their top earners leaving every month is just proof of how powerful they really are.
Well Umaplan is a little more worth it now than before where it felt like the inspiration reroll was the best part of it. Not sure how I feel about the trainer medals considering even when I got all the stuff for the mont, excluding green books, I'm still over 100k medals. But it is what it is. At least the ability points are very nice.
>>579548620hasn't ogurin been good for the whole duration of global so far
>>579548846>on a date with ojipithe 'gyarus are into ojisans' propaganda never ends.
>>579549134Its all spies , even danchou
>>579548808Good luck, please win for me
Can someone give me an example of a mostly SR deck?
>>579548850>G00 1st does not proc if you have a late start.ohh okay I heard that unique only worked if you kept the lead throughout the race. guess that was wrong, very obviously states late start in the conditions>>579548985it does look really good actuallysomething to consider for the future
Good night friends!!
What is this retard talking about?
>>579549078Summer Golshi is sleeper you can also do stupid bullshit like make her use daring strike as a pace
>>579540681INVITE DIGITAN TO DIRTER HANGOUTS NOW!
>>579549345no laters allowed
>>579548594>>579548432>>579549041You guys are being faggots. Yeah the betrayal sucks for the members.But before that he was funny and mostly well liked.Nobody even expected a new club would fill up when it was announced but he managed to do it and get the club to A+. The Ryan danchou doesn't have the personality for that, it's not about his uma being ugly>>579548804Yeah, they are kind of similar, both highly energetic and a bit cringe but in a fun way
>>579546896what the fuck does this mean
>>579540835Rubytore
>>579549235sweepy SRtachyon SRbuttscratching seiun SRpasa SRLHborrow
>>579549213sim says she's 0.25L slower than my Finemoand my Finemo has abysmal 22.5% WR so...
holy
How can you guys talk so much about faceless names that throw up a OHOYO emoji and ask for shoes
>>579548662You are sheltering enemies of the Crown (SSR FineMo) in your ace deck, are you not?
>>579549259gn
one ticket left. one shot remaining at A finalsbut do I use it now, or wait another hour
>>579540836I would
>>579549560Yeah let me add even MORE cards that have dogshit initial friendship, what could go wrong right?
>>579548850illiterate or retarded?
>>579547680why do you hate front running so much? I don't understand the animosity, myself. When have fronts ever been overwhelmingly dominant the way Hoguri is? I could understand being frustrated that a single uma dominates all mile/medium CMs, but that's not the case with fronts, building them well requires absurd good luck, whaling, focused repetition, or all three at once.
>>579549345sorry, but she's invited to a different kind of hangout
>>579549345She's under the kotatsu absorbing all the uma scents
>>579549532bwo, we all hang out in the secret discord.
>>579549529if only 2 of those hint bubbles didn't have ti go to waste
>>579549659nta but yeah it doesn't get rid of it, but it makes it way less likely for the late-start message to appear, which is what *would* brick the unique
>>579541650>not a trainer, but a wallAverage BA player
>>579549693true, with my clubbies
This'll be my last game, jong bros
>>579549532Just filter them like everyone else did
>>579549470>It's okay to be a bad person as long as you're funny and have a likeable personality this is why democracy is a failure btw
>>579549659bwo?
sex? with digitan?
>>579549850What about being a bad person and an unlikeable personality
>>579549935Mihono Digital is real
>>579549494So this is good enough for next cm?
>>579549659The irony of posting that with such confidence
>>579549850He left a club and put his Officer in charge faggot, it's not like he killed someone
>>579549976I assumed most cards would be MLBthis is an open leaguer deck, yeah
>>579549185Oguri has never been anything except strong in almost every CM. OG version was handicapped in the first long CM because she had 0 stam growth and the support cards for everyone weren't very strong, but aside from that she's been quite powerful. >t.15 days until I get her
>>579549470Can you fuck off already Allen?
>>579549961But enough about Narita Brian.
>>579549862>>579549981"improve start reaction" does not mean it gets rid of late start it means when you late start it's not as bad
>>579549967This got me erect
>>579550068Not AllenStay madNo wonder your Danchou left if your club is filled with bitter fags like you
I wish I was Digitan.
>>579549976for Open League? Yeah, probably post your entire deck and we can help further.
>>579549961No one even mentioned Sakura Laurel?
>>579550097Retard
>>579550097late start appears when your 'ms' goes above a certain amountconcentration helps reduce that numberif you late started, you have still late started
>>579549961It's called being a woman>>579550196I wish I was fucking (You) Digitan
>>579550185Not pretending to be wholesome anymore? Nobody likes you Allen
>>579550413I just came inside her and she made this pose what does it mean?
WHO ARE THESE NAMESIM GONNA HAVE A FUCKING MELTY YOU DONT WANT TO BE ON AN ANONYMOUS BOARDGO TO DISCORD RIGHT NOWRIGHT NOWDONT POST HERE
>>579550346I already told you I'm not Allen
>been talking here since og unity days and not in an /uma/ clubit's a chill drama-free life
I wonder why people are leaving to /vm/
>>579550273Wtf my danchou is a woman?
>>579550154
None of this would've happened if you DUMBASSES hadn't trusted an Ogurifag.Be better next time.
>>579550479>why are people leaving for /vm/ clubs???Idk really weird mabye because they talk about the game
>>579550660
We like Allen here
>>579550574Only here clubs desperate enough to recruit Mambwos are Bricked and Uma&Cucks.I'd flee to /vm/ if I were in their shoes too
>>579550664There's a game?
>>579548162you don't need to raise the quota to 150m, just raising it to something that 2/3rds of the club already meets, like 80m or 100m is good enough. then you can slowly raise it depending on how things pan out.we also already had 5 A+ club last month, it's about time one of them aimed for S, that club also wouldn't be really directly competing with /uma/ club as they are S+ rank with much bigger quota
game...
>>579550779What about /uma/ club
I am Allen
>>579550780Supposedly.
Some days I stare at it for hours thinking how much happier I would be if I could just pull the trigger.
I love my genius wife!
>Umama blogging about his run in the middle of people trying to make club dramaHome...
If this website had moderation we could just autoban or filter names to teach quick and simple lessonsImagine that right?
>>5795509707 and you do it
>>579550097The 0.4 multiplier guarantees you cannot hit the threshold for late start
>>579550746true!
>>579550097That's a multiplier on your start time. Late start is 80ms or slower. Start is random up to 100ms. Do the math.
>>579550872/Uma/Club is full and only Mambocchi was worth poaching
the fact that this is not enough for a 2200m medium is fucking ridiculousthe goyim have gone insane
>>579551012This website does have moderation it just suckst. banned every other week
Does pregnancy increase or decrease racing ability?Asking because I found a hole in my condom last night.
>>579551115gotta pay the speed tax
>>579550970Mambwo...
>>579551119Maybe you will learn your lesson the 10th time V
>>5795511807 and you do me
>>579551120Drastically increase. You went to school for this, senpai... why do you think that clause is in your contract?
Can we finally rank the danchous
>>579551012There's a site like that and it's called reddit you should go there
>>579551237uh
>>579551120She can't get pregnant, shes a robot
>>579551237anon got successfully groomed
>>579551115This scenario is a genuine dogshit, WHAT they were thinking by making SPD cap 1600???We literally wouldn't be having this conversation if it was around 1400-1200.And they lower the cap next scenario anyway. Fucking cygay.
>>579550970I know it's you, danchou. Do it if you have the fuarking balls. You were literally flatlining for days anyway.
>>579551115anon said stamina requirements have gone up because stamina consumption increases with max speed increasing. So at 1200 speed 750 + gold would be plenty for a 2200m race, even with debuffers, but at 1600 speed, it's not.Now, I don't know if that's true, but it would make sense. And make me hate GL even more, because to hit 1600 speed (1500 if you're coping) requires 3 speed cards almost all the time (highrolling on a 20% speed uma you can hit it with 2 fairly often), and you needk 1k+ wit, so getting 800-1000 stam on top of that feel fucking impossible.
You should be able to solve this, /uma/
My Doto will win, she won't goof up
>>579551294We do it every monthMine > others
>>579551294what for? uma&co danchou mogs all the other losers here
>>579551237Ok*rapes you*How you like it bro
I don't get that Ryanfag hateHe's a cool guy, autisuma was being shitposted to hell when og danchou left and they even went 21/30, he literally saved the club and it seems he and his officer are still trying hard to mantain the club somehowWhy are you fags trying to slander him so hard
>>579551012>filter namesI already do that, though? It's helped me so much ignoring the schizos and the one who allegedly "call them out" and pretend giving them attention will make them go away
>>579551446speedthere will be more chances at Co before mile champ
>>579544170you gonna eat that pudding?
>>579551568I don't mind him, he even posts merch too
>>579551501inb4 you can't make enough tokens to buy 3 songs before next concert
>how it feels browsing /uma/ when you don't know who Allen, umama or V are
>>579551438>have gone up because stamina consumption increases with max speed increasingCorrect. But that does not necessarily mean you will gas out, just means your stamina will cap your speed. You can have a survival rate of 100% but dogshit full spurt rate in Hakuraku because of this. You're surviving with plenty left to spare, but your uma can't make full use of your speed. Stamina is more important than ever.
slacker is such a fucked condition I tried rng'ing my way into summer FUCK
>>579540068anyone know where can I get already rigged Uma models from?I watched the tutorial to rig them myself but it's such a pain in the ass
the "drama" is >talking about a couple of silly blokes who only ever add good humor to the general>trying to bully club's to merge or raise rank when the danchous and members are already satified and happy>pointing out the club with the most obnoxious members for the 17th time>any club changes is "news"anons are we all women
>>579551446Left + LH date next turn unless you get a wit rainbow, if it fails gg go next
>>579551328Reddit is a dead website and has been dead for over 10 years, thats like telling someone to go to tumblr
>>579551754
>>579551731It has all he wants, and that's what got them to what they are today
>>5795512941. Allen2. Reggro3. Benzo4. Andarion5. Deldrik6. Destiny7. A8. Touch (Hayashis bitch)9. Tyler
>>579551642well yes, that is the implication. Need more stamina for full spurting a race (for runaways, it's close to 1000 stam + gold for 2200m). I wonder if it's why the longest race in GL is 2500m.
>>579551754i fuck this
>>5795518080. Keb
>>579551727>>579551585Well, you'd be wrong! I already have 1k speed, there is no need to risk a career injury on first summer so getting some level 5 wit is better as this is the hardest stat to get
>>579551664And during this entire time /vm/ was talking about the game, not one post involving a club or a thread celebrityPoint is every single person here wants it, they choose to post here, they have an alternative and actively choose to be here, so stop bitching about club drama posting, its thread culture
>>579551874McQueen's eyes always look so stupid
>>579551754Obligatory_Shocked_Image.jpeg
>>579551897>there is no need to risk a career injuryWe have weeks until the CM, it's fine
>>579551874
>>579551947I'm just here for the jongers though
>>579551568Allen is mad we talked shit about his bf
Nice umanko
>>579551967McQueen always looks so stupid*
How about we bring back with the Danchou Cup?
>>579552040thanks
do NOT open
>>579552040Man haha who's the hottie inbetween Mackie and Paama, haha *coughs* can I meet her? Be my wingman bro haha she's kinda pretty
>>579551947I post there to derail their threads when /uma/ gets boring
>>579551619Posting merch means nothing, the staygoldtranny posts merch and he's an obnoxious retard too who refuses to go back to his thread
>>579552189hehe that's pretty epic
>>579552230You're just poor V
>>579551294
>>579552269Thanks bwo
>>579552146I had sex with her and had the urge to do this with my hands
forgot to race in hopeless award
>>579552301>daccheats
VAllenAllanAndrewKebDacchisVatticUmamamaUmamaError
>>579552432I miss Keb
>>579552432This looks like a guest list at a berlin nightclub
>>579552280I'm not that literal faggot
>>579552502Nobody says this
>>579552502Mambocchi would have never left if Keb was still alive
>>579551808mfw I haven't made it to the ranking...that's probably a good thing tho
1:20h until the real wait begins
give me an S club and I will brick my parent runs for it
does anyone even care
>>579552585Yes he would have retard because mambo would be a B+ club like Keb always wantedWhy do you guys idolize him so much anyway
am i the only one who genuinely doesn't care about club drama? i'm not even in one of the clubs
>SEA hours over>retard hours start
>>579552660Yes, you are the only one
>>579552584I say this a lot actually
>>579552660I don't care either, I don't know any of these people.
>>579552704hello seaturd
>>579552432sell me on umama
>>579552146I love when Uma tails go *boing*
Cm finals meltdown posts will fix us again
>>579552603we only have the one named after the general and they're full
>>579552825nigga thats 24 hours from now
disgusting ryan jumpscareso fucking hideous[-]
>>579552432>Dacchisbro slid in an entire club
>>579552808
>>579552657Cope, your Fuku danchou is cringe and killed your club
>>579547872that most people are awful at the game and I'm sure runaway + front still still smoke most of the actual CM tickets
>>579552867Well we know how long the thread will be shit then.
>>579552867*25 hours and 15 minutes
>>579552704>up for bothHi SEAtard
-30 TP-1 borrow+0 uma stan hints award
>>579552961????He wanted it to be an ultra casual clubDo you have any argument defending him without mentioning someone else?
haha
It was struggle to hit stam in a fucking Mile CM, no way I'm gonna hit stam reqs and cap speed for CM19.
>>579553161i feel you bwo
>>579553161Like with 99.9% of obesity cases, this is all your fault
>>579552808>>579552956LEAVE UMAMA ALONE! SHE IS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT
>>579552341THE STRONGEST DAUGHTERWIFEEL CREAMPIE PASA
good long jong sesh
Thank you for joining! It was fun as always.
>umama posting about the game>V posting about the game>/uma/club mambo autisma drama posting I'm nyoooticing
>>579552808I hope to god this was self-made
>>579553332fake uma wins again....
>>579553353Now what happens?
>>579553109And you were A+ when he was around.And you made that reaper door meme about being unpoachableAnd now look where you are. Losing your top member to /Uma/Club a couple months ago and losing your top member to Bricked today
>>579553353I'm clanking.
>>579553353>V posting about the gameHe's not though
>>579553428Now danchud begs for two people to join the club for over a week
>>579553353>V trying to leech creditFuck off
>xoguri 48% winrate>next highest winrate 20%you guys really play this game? lol
>>579553397She's simply too good what can I say?I only rolled because we're probably never getting an uma collab..... I'd go crazy if that were to ever happen
>>579553457Every single month people leaveIncluding the months keb was thereWhat the fuck is this argument?
>>579553464good. you shall not be removed tomorrow
>>579553074>first ace run>"used auto deck" medal>-30 tp -1 borrow>second ace run>"borrowed Throne for auto" medal>-30 tp -1 borrowNever do anything while still groggy from waking up.
>>579553471Thank the lord
>>579553554we will get the collab TRUST
>>579552660no. I don't give a shit. I helped make some of the club drama, but that was in January. Now I just do my runs and shitpost about my wife.
>>579553548Yes
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS NIGGA SWITCH TO THE PASA ON THE RIGHTPUT THE LEFT BACK ON NIGGA WTF
>>579553567How many times did your top fan earner leave when Keb was the Danchou?
>>579553652>shitzukaget better taste
Will you roll for her?
V is behind all the shitposting
>>579553717Multiple times because all the top earners fucking hated keb LOLbro you kind of walked into a wall with that one
>>579553774I'll get her from a paid ticket I think
>>579553717idk like 7
>>579553774In this economy?
>>579553629I want to believe.... but I just dont see it happening even though Majsoul has proven that they dont care who they collab with as long as they think it'll bring in cash (Kaguya-sama and SAO lmao)I'm just doubtful Cygames would allow it. I'd buy uma MtG cards too but they seem to pretty restrictive with that they collab with, especially overseas. If they really wanted to whore out the IP then we'd have Gold Ship in Fortnite already,
>>579553665rember when it used to be golshi game?
>>579553774I don't have a choice
>>579553732There's none better, especially not your favorite, hahahahahaha
>>579553865Nothing wrong with SAO faggot
>>579553793>>579553816I'm looking from January up till now and your top fan earner (always Mambocchi) never left under Keb
>still crying over kebthis drama is so ass
>>579553774Yes. I probably won't get her because I'm broke but it's the spirit that matters.
>>579553774yes, the same way I got Machan and Yeppers
>>579552091shut the fuck up
>>579553865>we'd have Gold Ship in Fortnite alreadyI kind of want this
>>579553927>least ESL and poor suzufan
everyone in this thread will die in their sleep tonight inshallah
Enough dramaPost horses you want added
>>579553975>singlehanded made isekaislop a thingUmamusume.
https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/109899895950802951.htmlhttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/109900474227884039.html>Bono B94>Doto B99fake site
>>579553975Didn't say there was, but explain to me how SAO ties into online Mahjong.The show does suck though
yeppy@YEPPERS needs to take over the club and rename it to YEPPERSthis is the only salvation
>>579554072finally
>>579554029It's a compliment
>>5795540727 and you die
>>579554012At least I'm trying to make some drama. What are you doing to contribute to the thread? Dumb whore
>>579554152>even though it's not an isekaibonkers, really
Wait, GL is just "Press Wit and Pray"?
>>579554180shut the fuck up
>>579554207uhhhh
oguri plap (as in sex)
>>579554145NPC-Symboli Speed style Secretariat as a legendary overseas racer.
>>579554054if you want me to post more Suzuka, you could just ask, anon
There are like 4 people ITT who arent in mambo who have mambo open in chrono and are just naming random people for (You)sAnd again, not a single one is in the club
>>579543082we've got 30 people stilland since we are implementing a quota this month, everyone for the most part seems on board and are willing to try for the month
dogshit run award
>>579553652is that you aelred?
>>579554145there's this old grey horse on a farm 10ish Km away from where I live and I think it'd be pretty cool if they added him to the game
>>579554145ok
>>579540761>>579540959my fucking heartI hope I can finally get her to sing Ms. Victoria to me this time
>slowly gaining followers every day after changing my parentoh yeah, my popularity is soaring
>>579554206it better be
I love Shiichitore
>>579554460>quotaRip autis/uma/
my club is so boring it never gets shitposted ):
>Colonel, we've managed to avoid drowning in A Group
>>579554462
i'm pretty sure 20% of (You) don't even play the game anymore.
>>579554608Mambwo....
>>579554169All these false flags ruining my choice of collab characters in majsoul....
>>579554606it was voted on democratically, with a very small dissenting minority
>>579554619Stop making variants to this dogshit spuma
>>579553927
>>579554152You mean built off the classic .hack>>579554169Everyone is allowed to play and enjoy mahjong, whether you're from Japan or stuck in Aincrad
>>579554145umalator legend races against historical umas like kincsem and eclipse
>>579554642YeI usually come in at the start of the month to shitpost
I think we should cultivate a culture of posting pretty Suzuka images
>>579554749I hate elfs
>>579554683I didn't vote, it doesn't count.
>>579554296oguri isn't that big
>>579554749I love elves
boysex
>>579541836
>>579553548>treats hakuraku as gospelLmao
every time i see ur favorite horse it makes me think "umamusume.. more like umaWHOsume LOLLLLLLLLLL"
It's cute and funny when Tay Em Ohpera Oh introduces the game.
>>579554749I hate that they call this shit CV.Like why do they have to remind us of that?
>>579554530Same, changed my parent week ago, and I've gotten like ~70 new followers. Frontmains really desperate to slurp up any leftovers
>>579554145Mejiro Durren,So that Super Creek could have her villain moment.
YOU GOT 1 HOUR TO MAKE IT!
ryan LOVE
I whaled on the gintama collab to get gintoki but I got everyone but gintokiumamusume x mahjong souls when
>>579554987durren dan
>>579554862god, matikanefukutannhauser is so DUM
>>579554957Teiemu Opera O is cute in all her appearances. and funny too.
posted it again awardyou are disgustingcontrarian carl at its finest
>>579554860SO TRUE
>Yamanin ZephyrNo one will roll for her.
>>579555054It would unfortunately be too kino, Cygames would never allow it
>>579555046Do you think you'd get a nice allowance as a Mejiro husband?
>>579555054What does whaling in mahjong souls even do? Do you get some destiny draw shit like Yugio
>>579555109it scales per child you sireso its all on you and your seed
>>579554901>my untested schizo theories are better than actual in game data of thousands of racesvery interesting, anonthe only reason other things work is because global is not competitive at all, not because the game is remotely balanced
my daring tact gf
>>579555145you get a character that does voicelines and has their own emotes and stuff during a match
>>579555104If I get her in one 10 roll then she will be my umawife
>>579554987>Mejiro DurrenAny reason why he was never added? Two G1s, 3 year career, plenty races against Cingray cast.
>>579555145literally all cosmetic. Your opponents can turn off your character's voice lines and riichi music but some of the winning animations are so annoying that it's like a flashbang has hit your screen every time you call ron. So those are there for psychological warfare I guess. Oh and distracting your opponents with l2d jiggling boobies.
>>579555162>Vast majority of children in my family line are menIt's over...
>>579555046It's always impressive when somebody manages to find Ryan fanart in which her face looks normal and isn't drawn all weirdly
>>579555145whales get premium characters to play as and premium effects when they do thingsa f2p would take years to get enough draws to pity 1 premium characters
>>579555145Fake uma host had lightning and boom sfx each time. That's just the beginning of what you can do with money.
>>579554725Loli Suzuka is cuteCUTE
Stink Wind
>>579554987Mejiro Durren, more like Mejiro DURIAN
>>579555379who edited her eyes
you guys are so gross
>Have no aces besides an oonige>Been playing dogshit games that aren't this one>Try to make two pace chasers>SS rank>Another gets slow metabolism that doesn't immediately clear so I euthanize the runcool
>>579555168>global isn't competitiveLmao nice copiumAccording to Hakuraku fronts are dead, but many fronts are succesful hereAccording to hakuraku, only xog can win, but many waifupicks have beaten debuffer + xog teamsIt's not about the data, it's about knowing how to play, which you don't
>>579555440anon. Not me, though. But it was pretty in its own right so I saved it
>>579555464
>>579555464*humps you*
>>579555464I'm not gross.Eating Pizza without cutting it is efficient.
>>579555537me next?
>>579555514link all the fronts """here""" right nyow
What is the relationship between Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond?
>>579555464Maruchan doesn't have her puppet in this pic and thus would not say this.
>>579555514>According to Hakuraku fronts are dead, but many fronts are succesful here
>>579555514But doesn't it mean that global is truly not a high-tier, because people are not abusing meta as hard as they could? There is also acceleration factor, which means that global on average got weaker parents and thus, weaker aces and more burnout, which leads to more random shit.
>>579555583Tell me what you consider to be a good win rate for a full Front team
>>579555542just order a calzone, nigger
>>579555625
2,331m is the most fair distance. The most possible styles and umas are viable here.
>>579555464I came inside your hand puppet, sowwy
I want to have sex with Almond Eye. She looks like she has sex with old men.
who are the most powerful oshi players?
>>579556047she does!
>>579555464>>579555521this is why your trainer was looking at Machan, Maru.
We already got palmer?
>>579556083Victoria Frontier
>>579556083V
>>579556083Chiyono O and it's not even close
>>579556083nonce squadders
>>579556083The ones that win
>>579556083me me
>>579556083memy oshi is xoguri btw
>>579556083It's really hard to be a respectful xmas oguri enjoyer
Hey jp players have there been any more potential 7 umas after the first batch
>>579556083The ones with single digit % winrate teams
>>579556083The Teio faggot and the Brian faggot
Tier 1 ShichigodArdanchadChiyonobroDigitanmanTopGunAyabeTier 2FalconYeppersTeioBrianTier 3 RyanhomoRudolfDoto
>>579556384Bono buono
>>579556083not me haha
>>579553703Can you count? 14 vs 16 whites
>>579556571
nonny hours?
>>579556083the c-team anon
>>579556690Alright, I know what to do
...
>>579556734the jews are preventing me from having an uma tryhard girlfriend
>>579556729What's a nonny?
>>579556734>taco taco taco sushi sushi sushiGORK fuckin translate this fuckin image NOW
>>579556109sauce?
>>579556759where's Mayasma
>>579556830Zefa sex
>>579556734when's she gonna post her d*ck?
How come it looks like long distance races are mostly beneficial to front runners even though lates and ends have better stamina consumption and accelerations?
>>579556829ppl I like a lot
>>579556830She is Riona Imaizumi, the voice of Yamanin Zephyr.She is one of the most hardcore voice actors in the game, with multiple Champions Meeting victories and strong finishes in the LoH events.
>>579556952Why is Falco dressed up as Christmas Oguri
Smoochies?
>>579557030Name them
>>579556993Distance to cover.Lates and ends need to cover more ground in longs to catch up to fronts.
>>579556830It says post-cm Seiyuu cosplay sex
>>579556993FrontGODS go from having 1 accel to 2
>>579556993because long distances means fronts have a longer time to extend their lead mid race. However once backliners get more tools to compete like the kris s stam card or pokke speed then it'll be over fronts (until umas like anime kitasan manage to carry their mediocre card pool by having busted skills)
>>579555806
>>579557096one of them I like a lot lotchats with me very oftenlikes a lot of similar stuffand is generally AWESOMEvery pleased to have met themoh right this was supposed to be about nonnies...oop
>>579556993more time to accelerate = more time to widen the gap with non-fronts
>>579557069hey
>>579557069smooch the end of a gun barrel and make sure to pull the trigger when you do it
What's what the extreme quotas? They are impossible without half tp. I'm doing 5 ace runs/day, not autoslop.
>>579556830If you couldn't understand the message only by using the highlighted words, I'm afraid you're braindead.
>>579557126>>579557257Huh that makes sense, guess Fronts have that on their favor for now>>579557194Oh yeah, Seiun + Kita?
>>579557387ask your danchou about it, not us
should I pull for Kita Blanco if I'm a filthy frontnigger?
>>579557285I WANT DANTSU MILKIES
>>579557303wtf dude I told you to keep this in our twitter dms........... not here..................
>>579557485nyes she will be good both as an ace and parent for medium distance tracks
>>579556083Rice Urara Falco Brian
>>579557478I'm too shy to speak in club chat
>>579557303Still is so cute
>>579557523I want to milk Dantsu and make cheese out of her milk and feed it back to her.
>>579557387What's the quota
>>579557559then perish
>>579557619>not tasting your wife's milk and cheeseungrateful FAGGOT
>>579553703restraintbwo
>>579557647i saw your beefed initial post
rickey rickeyyyyyy
better pay respects before she appears on your cm finals
>>579557742well that other anon presented the perfect opportunity to use that soundpost so i took it
>>579556083i'm running eishin flash every cm
>>579553703>>579557727
Neat, another onsen ticket.
>>579557798I regret rolling for rickeyI don't even like dirt
>>579557968Fuck you he doesnt know the struggle of a Kingu oshi
>>579557909based....
>>579558053your turf rickey???greens are a meme btw
>>579557968>gets rushed>drops out of uni for a gacha gameRestraint could have prevented this
gorudo shichi snacking on my nuts. send post
wtf biblos' seiyuu is so popular on twitter https://x.com/ayasa_ito
>>579557968he's right. restraint does fuck all. have it on both my fronts and both got rushed countless times
>>579558212She's a bandori.
>>579558212Yes she is
>>579557968I just want a universal green to use Rickey in any CM
>>579558212does carlos not follow his oshis seiyuu? that nigga is a faker
>>579557303you STILL have not named them
>>579558401Rickey oshifags scare me.
>>579558450No one gives a fuck about the 3D whores behind the Uma. Only the Uma.
>>579558483It's me.
>>579558539I like seiyuus
>>579558539the nipponnese fans go crazy for them though
>>579558539Umamusume is still a horse IDOL franchise. For 2D idols like this, the popularity of the 2D idol is shared to the seiyuu as well - just look at IM@S. Though I wonder since it's umas, would the case be that it's the horses that are sharing the poularity instead of the seiyuus?
>>579558483heh...still
>>579558496
>>579558483It's V
>>579558781it depends really, Uma is an idol franchise but it also shares the fandom with a lot of normie keiba fags
>>579557968>frontmetatard known to spread disinfo for xher advantage speaking on dober and kingu matters
> Finally got my 5 whites after like 2 months of looping> I now need to get 3* blues on topThis is all just a big meme isn't it
>>5795589503* blue is the meme
>>579558838You wish
>>579558985skill issue
>>579558970This looks like it fatal counters
>>5795589502 star blue is enough if your whites and pinks are in order
>"b-blues are a meme!!!">"wtf why am I understammed???????"every time
>>579558450>Expecting consistency from some brown chinamanHe posted about masturbating to a literal bottle with a daiwa scarlet cutout and couldn't stick to med school, what makes you think he can formulate a coherent thought?
5 minutees
>>579558539I do.
>>579559297gwo CM is tomorrow
>>579559017They're a confirmed couple Wedding soon
this 30 TP/career feels so awful holy shit.
>>579557685This
>>579558950The goal is Total Pink + Total Blue >= 15
>>579558539speak for yourself
>>579559358Creek's seiyuu is cuteCUTE
>>579557968looking at hakuraku restraint looks good and i'd rather trust hakuraku than some guy that was losing finals to S+ umas back in mant
I appreciate their work and talent, but I don't care about them as a person, so I will not follow
>page 9uh, bread?
>>579559617>>579559617>>579559617
>>579559297Oh right thanks for reminding me to it's time to kick people from my club lest they get comfortablebeing severely sleep deprived helps with this, can't even rationalize keeping them
>>579558539Zephyr is cuteCute!
>>579549185Oguri gets holiday gift from jesuma for umas immortality.
