Previous: >>579559617>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg (embed)09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Why did she rape her trainer with her tail?
>>579573570That's not rape that's molestation
>he betted his club on a jong match
I'm hungry.
Gacha is bad for the soul just like muh jong
It seems jiggers won in the end, by not having a club to implode in first placeJiggie will always be the superior hobby
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZhttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ
>>5795736453 actually cool umas and Vodka.
ryan LOVE
So the new club will be /uma/chess right? since j*ng players are clearly sniveling traitors
>>579568112Daiwa Scarlet is a daughter and a wifeDaiwa Scarlet is my daughter and my wifeDaiwa Scarlet is my precious little angel and I should look at her with desirous eyes
>>579573669>>579573686Power move
>>579573725jigg/uma/ this is a jigger thread
>>579573725shogi
SLOPTARD BEGONE
>>579573829god, i wish she would do that to my scrotum.
>>579573725how did the club with 0 mentions besides standings get the most drama this month
>two 5x cuties>dropped all of them
>>579573814how do you make an uma pun out of shogi
I noticed
Jongers could be here, he thought....
>>579573536I swear I look up so many clubs and there is too many people on them that are like>40d inactive>240d inactiveI swear there needs to be ways to purge inactive people overall from clubs if they are not going to be on for longer than a week.
i don't know what mahjong is.i don't know what a jiggie is.it's too late for me to ask and i'm scared to open that link.
>>579573881As fast as possible, while protecting your lance pieces
>>579573725it's gonna be go fish /uma/ actually. maybe uno /uma/ if we're feeling spicy.
>>579573868allegedly he disbanded over a jongy meltybut i have yet to see proofs
/uma/, who did (you) take on an outing first??
>>579574003>being afraid of this
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
/uma/nopoly
>disbanding a club over jiggiesasuga
>>579574003Jiggie is just jigsaw puzzles. Opening the page does not put you at any risk. You will see puzzle pieces and then you can move them or you can sit there and watch others move them or you can close the tab. Mahjong is complicated and no one has ever understood any aspect of it. Just kidding but I don't know the rules and will learn shogi first because that interests me more for no clear reason.
>>579574107
>>579574034
Machan...?
>>579574107My umawife.
>>579568716No hard feelings; I would invite you back, but we're full now.
>>579574107I took Dia to the arcade
>>579574174
/uma/rio party 5
>>579574107my wife, of course
>>579574175around maresstay aware
>>579574107watashi no deban ka na? ...nante ne
>>579574107she was at max bond already but whatever
>First time doing career>Picked Vodka because she looks cool and hot>Nearly have a heart attack every time because of prefering late>Think it's over because I get last place on race (long instead of mile fml)>She starts curbstomping everything after>Win the ura finale>See this (peak)I think I get it now
I wear perfume around mares
>>579574272Whenever people would say Smaru in reference to summer Maruzensky I would think Super Maruo.
>>579573856
I don't wash my balls around mares
>>579574123what the fucking fuck
>>579574165>I will learn shogi first because that interests me more for no clear reason.I will learn shogi first because I saw an anime about lolis playing shogi and it gave me an erection
They don't want you to know this but jiggie is just a ploy for them to have a chat to themselves.Anyway, kurisu esu and tanino gimuretto cute
>>579573701>Sirius Kwaboli>actually cool
>>579574337Here comes your beloved!
>>579574107RYAN
>>579574483Everyone knows jiggies are grooming fields to introduce anons to the different cords
>>579574337waow an actual newbiebut yes the first few careers in this game can fell like genuine magic
>>579574170Easily bullied dork
45112422CM 19 cuz everyone has aces ready right?
DANCHOU THE FLATLINERS KILL THEM NOWTHERE'S A LOT OF FRESH MEAT WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO REBUILDTHIS COULD BE OUR BEST AND LAST CHANCE DANCHOOOOOO
>>579574107My Mom.
>>579574107No one. I’m waiting for my umawife
>>579574532>>579574558She's so cool I HAVE TO KEEP ON LIVING
>>579574587
>>579574634Anything is worth it if it makes you cool
>>579574107Special "Face of the company, Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun" Week
my last borrow with mile S and generally a high roll but it's a complete fucking waste because ruby didn't even start her event chain so i was literally playing with 5 cards
>>579574123crushing tamamouse in a barely recognizable pulp
Post fat ai uma tits
>During her racing career, she won seven G1 titles; among these accomplishments are the 2007 Japanese Derby, which she became the first filly to win in 64 years.so, vodka is a legendary horse in JRA history but she gets one alt? gold ship is legendary too and gets nothingburgers. why are cygames like this?
>>579574598Creeku….
>>579574271
>>579574107My hag wife.
>>579574935
>>579574973gold ship is the franchise mascotvodka is just there, it's outrageous
>>579575025I love my bouncy wife!
>>579573669jig THIS
Café au lait
>>579574935https://files.catbox.moe/5lx7yo.mp4
>>579574973she doesn't have massive tits or thighs and thus doesn't appeal very much to the lonely japanese man demographic that cygames lives off of.
>>579574337I must have felt like a real horse owner in my first Daiwa scarlet careerStill do kinda with my cm girls
>>579574973she got a legendary alt with legendary shoes
Second room, CM 19.69868225
>Doing a Curren Run>Get early WInning Chakra >She hits the Juvenile Fillies and immediately corner traps herself mid race>Out of the gate Fail
Fuji Kiseki
I love my genius wife!
>>579575519What a beautiful tent
locked in
>>579574107took my princess out to eat fast food and buy princess fighter dvds
to the anons who've been doing Open League, what stats do you gimp? Do you use the same stamina requirements as in Graded League? I've never done this before so the idea of not pushing my stats as far north as they can possibly go is completely foreign to me.
>>579574969Light Hello SEXO
>>579575664We're not so different, you and I.
>>579575723I've been clanking my way into Open League A, by being as lazy as humanly possible, going full luck mode.
>>579575342>4 (5?) debufferssorry but this is too aids even for me, how do you play like this
>>579575342German tits came so close to catching up to the meta demon...New room, now including Yamanin tits.45471721
>>579575832
>>579575749cute friends!
>>579575630sometimes I forget she's fuckin MASSIVE
>>579575953NEICHA EROTIC
>>579575561mating press sex with fuckitaru until I pass out and collapse on top of her since her endurance as an uma is way higher than mine.
>>579575843You're a man of refined tastes, just like me.
>>579576023who the fuck puts sauce ON TOP OF A BURGER
>>579574760Same. I took her out for a meal because of course.
>>579574107Can i select carats everyday?
>>579574107Rudolf My Emperor deserved it.
>>579576124capped (only 5 times)
>>579574146How does that dress stay up?
>>579576197>mfw I failed my cute wife by going out with chiyo first, for the memes cuz dog
>>579574973Vodka and Scarlet need the Cinderella Grey treatment yesterdayScarlet herself never finished below 2nd, when as a mare she was entered into Arima Kinen twice in a row
>>579576257>"I have to say Toreina, that joke 'triggered' me pretty good."
My club just killed itself
>>579576067Not just like you. You are better than me and a much more worthy prince.I've been cheating on her with her rival.
>>579575917Chirstmas meta too strong...>>579575882My debuffers are also aces, nothing said I can't throw dominator on my aces.I'll back tomorrow with better aces.
>>579576390mambro....
>>579575923Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>579576390
>xog wins loloh wow thats crazy
>>579576390/uma/hjong bwo...
Trainer-san 5 manual fan runs doko
why haven't you unlocked recreation yetYOU FUCKING CUNT
>>579576023Just a few more months CBbros
>>579576393what the FUCK
>>579574483FinallyKris S if Chestnut (she's for real about to get disowned by the Supreme Racist)
>>579576680I don't feel good about it but Fusapan has stolen my heart.
>>579576369*laughing neisha in the distance*
I want to plant several kisses on Kawakami's forehead. Not romantic, because I aim for the dream that is King Halo.
Bed breaking sex with Kawakami Princess
New video featuring the Versailles Resort Farm.In this video you can see featured Wonder Acute, Eishin Flash, Tanino Gimlet and many morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKbS72WBVU
>>579576897Gimlet ruined Rose Kingdom.
>>579576889based
>>579576865If you laugh she holsters the gunShe doesn't get rid of it but she's not pointing it at you at least.
>>579576952a fair trade, I say
>>579576897that motherfucker Gimlet is not dead yet?
Reminder that Kawakami saw the lost episode of Princess Fighter where she raped the Legendary Trainer into submission in order to make him snap out of a mind control hex
Zephyr's huge zephyrs surpasses eroticsm they look so comical now
>>579576932Based
uma for this feel
>>579577270ryan
>>579577085Nope. And he was a completely fucking bad influence on Rose Kingdom who also now kicks fences.
>>579576932I think they have a rough patch currently but hopefully they recover, watching the video makes me curious since Admire Japan and Scarlet Lady are very nice with each other, Roseki seems to admire him>>579577085He's 27, still plenty of fuel
>>579577270
>>579577270Ryan and YOUR BRO
>Ruins all your chances of getting MsVictoria with your favorite umasWhy did they allow this garbage to exist
That's my cute bancho eating her borgers.
>>579577085Gimlet refuses to die until he can have his revenge on the wall that killed Vodka.
>>579576932I hope Rose Kingdom teaches others how to do the same when Gimlet passes
>>579577456I think she should eat her vegetables
>>579577345They should give gimlet a human sacrifice to kick every now and again so that he can calm the fuck down.
>>579577456>green stuffYADA
>>579577535They both do it for attention. It'll never stop even if they kick a human.
I thought people were joking when they said Light Hello can show up absurdly late, guess I got too used to seeing her in Junior year
>>579577270Tran and Pokke
>>579577402This artist singlehandedly carried Ryan fanart scene, that even her doujin (sfw ofc) sold so well
>>579576654Don’t forget you must pull for Ramonu first haha
>>579577612 Mei, that little shit from L'arc, once showed up in senior year for me and I was fuming.
>>579577535i wonder who could be behind this post...
>>579577701Already accounted for.
Don't forget to preorder King Halo's figure!
can your uma fail the borger eating?
>>579577791Cum Bucket
>>579577880from where?
>>579577791nakadashi while kissing
>>579577880don't do THAT to your figurines.
>>579573536First rate club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 3 open spots this month.We keep it pretty chill here, but with the advent of independent training we do have an official quota now: 15million.If you do an average of one auto career a day, you will hit this without even having to think about it. With your help we can reach A.Anyway, if you are interested, send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>579574337holy based
I fucking hate Shinko Windy
>>579577442>"What if we make her unique do everything but have players need to get a lot of recoveries that are in her kit anyways and uniques can compensate :^)?"
How does match making work if you lose almost all your rounds with your main team and then swap to a completely different team.
wuv kingu
>>579574107My wife
>>579578218don't knowmy theory is that it's based on rating then. For all the "tank your wr" gaslights it only works when you use the same team
>>579575953Cygames' summer outfits are criminally, outrageously hot. I can't believe it. How the fuck is this game rated 13+?
>>579573536Do we have a new club graphic yet?
>>579574984
>>579575843>that look of pure joy on her faceshe's simply the prettiest, cutest, most graceful of all princesses
>>579577932From Kotobukiya, of course!
Is anyone recruiting?
>>579578359Nudity isn't bad for kids. Kids are born nude in fact
>Today, we wrapped up Dobel-san's work for this season.>Dobel-san said her goodbyes to the little ones at the very end and hopped into the horse trailer to head off.>It marks the seventh generation since Dobel-san started her role as lead horse.(Counting from Cihono Speranza)>To the person behind the scenes, she's the most reliable work partner of all.Grateful for her again this year >By the way, regarding Dobel-san, I've hardly ever seen her whinny during foaling season when weaning the foals, but when her lead horse duties are done, she seems lonely, and she was whinnying today too.>She truly loves the foals so much, and it feels like the herd is Dobel's true home.
SEXOEXO
>>579576116McQueen has read too many bodice-ripping smut novels, acting like that
/uma/hjong, a real A+ club is looking to add 29 new dacchis for anyone who wants a club with people they can jong with!50 million quota
I want Espoir City to sing me this as a lullaby every night before we go to bedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU1fKWEnikY
>>579577791milk
Nice Neicha's!
>>579578710
>>579578617
>>579576313>2 seasons + 2 OVAs>first season ends with the Japanese Derby>second season ends with the Tenno Sho Fall photo finish>OVAs of the second Arima Kinen and Yasuda Kinen>this will never happen because they will never get the rights for Deep Sky
>>579577456Seven weeks until she's mine>Seven weeks until she's mineSeven weeks until she's mine>Seven weeks until she's mineSeven weeks until she's mine>Seven weeks until she's mineSeven weeks until she's mine
>>579578632
>>579578851all i can think of is her stupid post race face
>>579576313Vodka and DaiwaSca get a Cingray like manga but it gets the Star Blossom treatment. You rike?
Is it okay to listen to Ms Victoria from an Uma you haven't won a CM with?
>>579579201>marechecks out
>>579578617It's crazy how this game has caused me to feel such empathy towards these racehorses in a different country. I'll be genuinely sad when Dober passes, just like I was with Festa, Grass, and Urara.
>>579578702THE DREAM AAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP AND DIE
>>579579232I don't listen to Ms. Victoria until CM is over
>>579578617Dober loves her job of being a babysitter.
>>579579220It'd actually be good though as Uokka and Daiwa Scarlet are likable characters that people care about while laurel and chitose are not.
Vodka still has an advantage right
give me sexpoir city mango
>>579574337That feeling won't go away, no matter how long you play for.
>>579579570Daiwa is way superior
>>579579570noone would get aroused for Uokka
>>579579570
What did /uma/ learn last thread?
Vodka > Daiwa
>>579579751mambo...
>>579579774no one says this
we're at 28/30t dancho
>>579574107Later LOSERS! Bought to get dressed up all nice like by my (forcibly adopted) WIFE!
>>579574107Sexing the Pearl because she's doing better than I anticipated on this cm
>>579579713What about feelings of love and protection?
>>579580183She'd be so perfect with long hair...
i wish vodka would love and protect me
>>579574107McFat
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579579570>>579580283power uma are cringe and gay, because they make my heart go doki doki
>>579579713>>579579889
>>579580660Looking sexy there Nishino
ENTER
>>579574973Vodka and Daiwa got extremely shafted by the anime shows and the game.
Gold City smile in my heart
>>579580718oh nonononnonononononono what are those
>>579580718uokka...
>>579579745>>579579570I find this erotic.
What you do?
>>579580718CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>579580718They should put her in kingdom hearts with those shoes
>>579580718uokka timbs...
>>579580718yep, I'm thinking frame 1 pull
>>579580949Delete this you rightoid twitter tourist
>>579580718WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>579580718I can't believe Daiwa Scarlet bullied Vodka into wearing those shoes
>>579579713You are correct.
>>579580923*unzips dick* I'm holding it what now
>>579580923Get milked to death
>>579580949we are already in the -ber months meaning it's already christmas season
Digitan lied about Kingu's ass btw
>>579580718>>579581160YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
>>579581301Would still bite Kingu's ass.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/CQ2UyM>https://jiggie.fun/CQ2UyMhttps://jiggie.fun/CQ2UyM>https://jiggie.fun/CQ2UyMhttps://jiggie.fun/CQ2UyM
>>579581278Lemon is NOT beating the swagapino sweepy allegations
But what about jong?
>>579581459Tachy placement is wrong, I always shared her morumotto
>>579581434Lemon is from Jakarta
>>579581278*holiday season
>>579581301digitan's ass > kingu's ass
>>579581483Could jong
>>579577402That's the usual spot in anime where they confess their love
rape
>>579573706Ahhh, Ryan's fat ankles...
>>579581483i got that jong in me
>>579580718why do they hate vodka
>>579581875Can we do multiplayer on this?
>>579580718why cant she be sexy like daiwa...
>>579581459>All of my favorites are either bushy or jungleHags Love.
i might not be able to rape umamusumes but i could rape ningens especially riko
>>579582126based monster energy wife
>>579582042I thought that was a new club...
>>579581459Dia-chan's styled middle schooler bush...
>Asked to get kicked from my club>Danchud did not log in today, even though the club dropped in rank>Had to quit on my ownIf I can't get into a club tomorrow I will have to endure a month without club gibs.
>>579582285diamond shaped
>>579574107amusement park desu
>>579582341id...?
>>579578675One of the greatest burgers ever eaten.
>log in>club disbanded Where do I go now, mambros?
>>579582371Somehow I did not think about that.Loves' heart-shaped bush
>>579581934It's a single player VR gamePlaying stripjong with your homies sounds kinda gay anyway tbdesu
>>579582543Shichi is exposing a dangerously large amount of tummy...
>>579581875now add DLSS NN on top
what if you tie her tail in a knot
>>579582794She can do that??
>>579581278Jingle bells Jingle Bells
>>579582595It's just a normal wednesday in the ERP channel...
For once I thought to myself>ugh, all this JP crap, am I in /umajp/ or something?And I was.
>>579582913DUMB
>>579582913
>>579583034dirt turkey cook in the oven
>>579582913It was like that yesterday except it was actually just /uma/ because some JP spamming faggot kept blogposting his gameplay. He was around here earlier too but I guess he got tired of being ignored and didnt continue
>>579582913Tell us what you saw
>>579583181THER HE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS HE ARRIVED
>>579582341Just ask for a spot somewhereDanchous normally reserve it if you ask before
Be so fucking for real with me right now, can I still hachimi or will Jhon Cygames show up at my door and rape me to death.I want to use hakuraku so I can see what went wrong in my room matches.
>they're snowboard bootswell no wonder they're fucking bulky. do you expect her to wear some dainty stiletto heels or something? it's actually more impressive she's running in them
my ankle hurts maybe it's broken like teio leg
>>579583278Nothing ever happens
>>579574107borgar
>Global is already so dead that there's a bunch a globaltards migrating to /ウマ娘/ and using the trannylated EN terminologiesgrim
>>579583290Most of the anons here don't go outside
holy FUCK is that JP content? is that a JP uma!? I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME I HATE BEING ALIVE
>>579583394good
>>579583290damn that shi is ugly
>>579583401i have to go outside to walk to work and i hate it
my knee hurts and i cant squat maybe its fucked up like uhh...silence suzuka
>>579583417It would actually be great if you killed yourself, yeah
>Do a meme guts build>This is the time the game decides to give 3* sparksIt's just so fucking bullshit
>>579583468>my knee hurts and i cant squat maybe its fucked up like uhh... my GOAT, the strongest, best uma silence suzukaftfy
>Exceluma is 28/30nyo...
>>579583290The running heels that most umas wear are already impractical, it just looks different and a bit out of place
>>579583468at some point my knee started hurting when it's halfway through a squat and it never fixed itself
Which Uma would use this
>>579583478shut up boogie
>>579583417This but only somewhat ironicallyThere is very little reason beyond attention-seeking to posting about current Japanese CM results here
>>579583601yeah man its been maybe a couple months now and i dont know what happened, just started hurting on the way down. i can do the leg press just fine thougheverbeit
>>579583637uohka
>>579583637Shichi
>>579583637Pokke
>>579583290The problem isn't that they're bulky it's that they look ugly as SHITCool looking boots have existed for like over 50 years now, there's no excuse
>he seethes on command like an AI chatbot
>>579583578I believe in danchou
>>579583278I've been using hachimi since launch and nothing ever happened to me
>>579583814NPCs do that
>>579583764well blame christmas for having a red/green/white color scheme then
>>579583637Kris S, and she would smell good too somehow
>>579583278People have been using Hachimi for YEARS, either in JP, or since Global Launched.Hell, I used Hachimi for months, AND used to bot, yet I'm still here.
>>579583578>Not so 'Excellent' then, is it?
>you can get TP pots from outingskamige
>>579584019can you get me one of those sowthern cuts
>>579584047>value of 10 carats
>>579583578I actually felt sad about the last dude who left
>>579583923White boots could have looked pretty neat desu
>>579583637Ogurin and Brian just because, Tamamo cause poor, Rulership cause lazy
>>579583637Vodka or Taiki Shuttle
>>579584138wait, b*********h left?i mean it kinda makes sense, when he left us in autis/uma/ the last thing he said was that he was gonna collect time in all /uma/ clubs he could
>>579583637>peanut butter>>579584251not him but yeah him too
Is there any reason I should do an outing with anyone else than my umawife?
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579584461Manfatten Cafe...
can you imagine the deadeye staring through your soul handjob from her?
dude wind LMAO
>>579584689I would ejaculate prematurely
Reminder as bad as you think an /Uma/ club is, the top /umajp/ club is multiple times worse. A bunch of shitters who don't play the game carried by a bot.
>>579584461NoEnjoy your dates
>>579583637
>>579574107Cafe love
>>579584689I am Cafe's milk dispenser
le repeating digits
Is it possible to get 1200 stamina from independent training?
>>579583637Dober secretly owns a bottle, smells it and imagines men that smell like it
"Outing"Does JP use the same wording?
>>579585009bring 4 stam I guess?
I actually don't mind jp umas, I just hate the shitters from /umajp/ acting so smug when they can't even win plats.
>>579574107i fed tama hamburgers
>>579585031basically means the same yeah
>>579585031dont care shut up jpturd
>>579585031Sanpo just means "walk" or "stroll" so it's the same shit yeah
>>579585078This, especially the staygoldtranny
>>579585009you need like a full stam legacy and 4 stam and a power card with stam bonus on a stam growth uma the training stops clicking stam after it has enough to win the longs
>>579574107Had a nice lunch with my daughter
>>579584616
>>579585078>I actually don't mind jp umasI'd like to interject for a moment. All playable umamusume are japanese.
cafe hours?
>>579585031>>579585130Kill all localizers
>>579585237byo
>>579585031>>579585130>>579585268>Trannylators mindbroke all EOP.
>>579585214>muh hecking daughterrinogo back pretty please, I bet jp will take you
>>579585370Impossible to concentrate in the office...
>>579585360You don't play the game
What is an "outing" are we calling umas out on their bullshit?
>>579585220You owe me sex, Grass Wonder
Where is it... The casual outfit...
>>579585513This is a bad joke, right?
What level does Samson evolve into Nakayama
>>579585553
recommended stam for cm20? or am i asking too soon
>>5795856891600 stam+guts +1 gold recovery
I'm ready for CM23
>>579574107My Princess!
>>5795856892000 stam + guts +1 and three and a half golds
>>579585749Meme asides will we ever need that kind of stamina in the future?
>>579585615
>>579585615You're getting the order wrong
Has the jong club sorted itself out? Need to update the graphic
>>579585824Sure, but by that time stats aren't a real issue
>>579585749that's it? not bad
Nobody rolled for Yamanin Zephyr
>>579585962
>>579585689901 stamina (stat threshold) + gold recovery
>>579585824i think he meant 1600 of stam and guts combined bwoi can manage 1700 combined easily on my tt long umas so it should be no problem
>>579586009Dantsu Butt
>>579586035+100 for lose yourself
>>579586009DASSU FLAME
>>579585947Show me one equivalent example
Oh yesThis is what I like to see.
>>579586331Nice slop
I'm still brooding over going 2 fronts 1 debuff or triple fronts
>>579585031sanpo sanpo
>OOOOOHHHHHH I'VE DONE MY MED ACES (xog 2debuffers) GUYS!!! reminder that CM is in 2 weeks and i am done TEACH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!! AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! guys reminder that CM is in 2 weeks. TEACH IM SUBMITTING MY HOMEWORK NOW! even though it is 2 weeks early. YOU GOTTA ACCEPT IT!!! reminder that CM is in 2 weeks and i am done lol GUYS?? guys aer you done too???? 2 weeks ahead of schedule??? like me? guys?? GUYS?????????? where are le test rooms???????
Someone's a wee bit upset
>>579585130I knew this because I used to play ffxiv
>>579586484Hakuraku samples found more success with double front + debuff
>>579586517Sweepy wouldn't say this
Someone's a sweep bit upset
>>579586517BasedDeath to xoguri usersDeath to debuffers usersDeath to Xoguri + debuffers users
>>579586597hell yeah hakuraku's never been wrong
>>579586517Who are you quoting?
don't care and magic isn't real
>>579586517nobody says this
>>579586517*fingerbangs you to calm you down*
Evolved skills in 1 week
Holy Ulala sexhttps://litter.catbox.moe/572dyid573i9jv9i.jpg
>>579574107Biwa, of course
>>579586517dozo
>>579586484Run the debufferNo room for honor in finals
>>>>Who are you quoting?
>sweep tosho picdemon of Babylon, next post please
>>579586597I have MORE wins than jewkaraku data shows
>>579586793Rice buff before descent CM? Yes please.
>>579586517Xog and 2 debuffers are so trivial to build that you can just move on to the next CM and leave current prep to registration to fish for better borrows
>>579586793I believe this
>>579586517Maybe you should be more focused on running with your friends
your average sweepybro btw
>>579586807Wtf I missed another of his posts...
Double debuffer meta is unironically good. Building stam in gl is straight ass. Just getting a run where all events even get to part 2 is hard enough, I don't want to do that shit 3 times every 2 weeks.
Reminder that none of the data or room matches will be representative of the CM until the 7th, after which there will be a week of prep time
>>579586815Med S? why thank you
>>579586009Fuck off
>>579579309Urara dying was such a punch in the gut, Grass too. I'm going to be a wreck when Gold Ship dies, I just know it
>>579587118No one but the fattest of whales is running Wit Cap + Wit Flower
>579587165Retard shock jock>inb4 reply fixing
>>579578617It's really nice to see how Dober and Feno are overwhelmingly loved by the younger horses
>>579587109I despise debuffers, and even if I didn't, I'm strictly f2p and main fronts (inb4 retard), so I'm either going to resign myself to another 3rd place in B finals, or I'm going to take my ass into the Open League and see if it's less sweaty. Mediocre Hogs raped me last CM and the CM before that. It's been very discouraging. Half the time they don't even have distance S, but it doesn't matter
i'm just going to use the autobots for long slop i can't be assed to train for stamina in gl
>>579587374RiceGODS will be running Fine+Oguri wit
>>579587118what's so special about these banners?
>>579587512Become Pace
Can you filter umas based on what races won on chrono? I'm trying to build a camp dober parent but I need GPs with triple tiara.
>>579587527no one cares jp tard
>>579587258golshi is immortal
>>579587374What a keen and intelligent observation.Tell me with your powers of deduction, can you spot a key difference between these skills?
>>579587165
>>579587527I care, and I was going to ask
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/fyq9Pa>https://jiggie.fun/fyq9Pahttps://jiggie.fun/fyq9Pa>https://jiggie.fun/fyq9Pahttps://jiggie.fun/fyq9Pa
>>579587576I'm pulling for Blaze Brian, but she's only good on Longs. I like McQueen and Rice, but Rice is hard to train and Oguris will eat her and McQueen alive anyway. My favorites are mostly fronts so I keep running them despite it being mostly a whale strat. Pacers will eventually become a sort of secondary style for me because I'm pulling Tarumae, Ramonu, and Gentildonna, but that's mostly next year.
>>579587548Good pace umaKey pace cardDecent pace welfare
>>579587607He doesn't play JP though
>>579587815
hesistant debuffs on your aces is not dishonorable.
>>579587931I'm assuming it's the wit. It's always the wit
>>579588020You would be correct
>>579587165>>579587957
>>579587998thought this was spechandisappointed
>>579587998me on the right
>>579586807I did this to Urara.
>>579587118ThisReminder to those who believe Hakuraku is the end all be all of cm metadata, that this is the kind of "aces" that overperform currently, before current cm is actually over
>>579587725Due to the wide activation window, the benefit is very slim (aka will barely change the results), same with final wit with one card over the other
>>579588068Are Slavs even human
>>579588108Rice cake...
>>579587921>Ramonu and GentildonnaShit taste
>>579587998Me all over her breasts
on a scale of gassed to gas how is my gorushi
>>579588020Guts Yaeno is good for looping in auto at least
When does the Hog finally die?
>>579588068are we supposed to know who this complete random is
[Sad News] The new Windy alt has the perfect "shake your ass" animation for Umaviewer, but not a single uma in the game has an actual big butt on their model
>>579588187Zigger golems are subhuman
>>579588368Never, git gud
>>579588187At this point in time they're 50% drugs, 30% gunpowder and the rest is some assortment of monkey
>>579588328For 19? In my experience, 730 with a white and a gold recovery is basically right at the line. You're going to gas even if you hit both recoveries, and if you miss even one of them you're dead early.
>>579588397No, little baby boy got mad that someone drew something that hurt his wittle feelings
>Nobody is talking about the free Ardan speed card that gives a gold recovery for pace chasers
>read through gold city’s career >it’s immensely mid Okay why was there such a clamor for her here? Her story is just realizing she likes running
>>579588692We should be posting Ardans butt instead
>>579588692>low spec prio>bad hints>no teYeah it's shit and the art is great what's new about it
>>579588406Just do itI've only seen one other uma doing the animation after all this timeI want to see more umas shaking their asses
>>579588692>mejiro FARDan
>>579588739It's a story for masochists and betas which is 70% of the thread
https://x.com/smalymaly/status/2094614193827688684?s=46&t=m29qoAk60pGnoi2XSfOXCg
>>579588739No one was ever into Shichi because of her deep lore.People like shichi because she's a hot blonde who's mean to you. that's it.
>>579588739Did you read the first 4 chapters of her character story? Her being so utterly dismissive of Shichitore, hurtling insults his way, and Shichitore still trying to pursue her to the ends of the earth was pretty entertaining.
>>579588739
>>579588539if only she had landed the gamble event for non-standard distance, this is probably the best goldship I have the ability to traineven if she blew stamina, she has nearly everything else save for distance and surface
I am going to have sexual intercourse with Matikanefukukitaru at her family's shrine
>>579589007the difference between running 15+ stam sparks and not on this CM is huge. My stam spark parent is far from my best on hints and pinks but not having to worry about that stat makes runs SO much easier.
>>5795890907 and you do
Everybody on this subreddit had their outing with MY WIFE and now I feel jealous. I shouldn't lurk these posts.
It's up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeOdQnGMtV4
>>5795890907 and I fuck Fuku in front of you
>>579589090
>>579588692>free speed card that gives a gold recovery for pace chasersAlready have one bro
>>579589000>>579588995Shit uma
>>5795890907 and you fuck me instead (in a non homosexual way of course)
>>579589204Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>579589108That was with 9 stam sparks, basically entirely banking on the 20% stamina bonus and having a few stray taps on stamina but nobody would stop going to speed or wit for the whole runguess I'm gonna have to clank out a new Ryan...
>>579588692Pep the badge
Last minute ace, not sure if it'll do shit. Time will tell I guess.
>>579589380It's because of how a lot of trainers I know IRL and online are burning out at around the same time. Another of the reasons behind it is the fact that NO ONE BOUNCES LIKE THIS
>>579589380Dober fans
>>579589334Her story was funny but the career was meh. I had a better time with Tamamo when she kept hitting the “AAAAAA IM BROKE” noise
>>579589498But she likes Fuji
your xogkiller is here
>>579589536That means nothing. Everyone likes Fuji.
>>579589425>>>/b/
>>579584918LMAO.
>>579589597>10% spd 20% guts like taishinpotencial uma...
>>579589597never lost a single race to this shitter during the cm lol
Shichi is just tsundere
>>579589536>>579589624Lesbians, everytime.
>>579589425Sexo
>>579589712Well zoinkers, how can a body argue with that?
>>579584918Scarlet's sweet scented and sensational slitvsVodka's voraciously viscous and vomitous vagina
>>579589712holy time travellerbro?????
>>579588692
>>579589727>not ignoring herKill yourself
>>579584689>get a wonderful handjob from cafe while she does that dead eye stare at me >Cafe barges into the room as I climax>Cafe throws her doppelganger friend into the wall and mounts me >Cafe fucks me in cowgirl position while SS is forced to watch
>>579589814what was she going to say?
Do end need both Ryan and Dober unique? Could not find parent with enough end and stamina sparks for those two.
>>579589727>woman who is usually cold towards you shows some vaguely friendly attitude towards you>tsundereat the very least have it be a non-platonic interaction before you go around saying that term
>>579589878
Am I a monster for benching Pearl and subbing in Sweepy (with one debuff skill)?
>>579587006LMAO this is too funny.
I think it's cute whenever I see obvious bait posts in here. Not even twitter, 0 money to gain out of doing it. Just acting stupid as fuck for the pure love of the game.
>>579589928The N-word
>>579589928anon is a faggot
>>579589931The only real must have parent for all lates and ends are either or both if possible/you want toYou could also go for some other last spurt speed but you need to have at least one because everyone else will
>>579589597if only the season was winter...
Everybody and their mother on this subreddit had their outing with MY WIFE and now I feel jealous. I shouldn't lurk these posts.
>>579589862Is Bleach even good? I never bothered
Why isn't Daring Tact playable?
>>579589928BasedGod
>>579589990That's what this site is for after all
Vodkass
>>579589380I mean, most men are "manhating". Why do you expect women to not hate someone who hates themselves?
>>579590192if she was, fan runs across all clubs would go down because they're all busy jerking off to every cg of that umanko
>>579590187No, not really. The character designs and music are good though
Okay there’s too much bullshit in the thread. Post art of your uma wife
>>579590217Is that an uma pyoing?
>>579590192I really don’t get it. She is one of the most lust provoking umas
>>579589380but she's not? she has a husband
>>579589425We all want a girlfriend like this.
>>579590187Nope! But the first two arcs are very solid and worth watching.
>>579590217mycutewife
>>579590385Post proof
>>579589931Make your own
>>579590217one night stand with rudolf as having her as my wife would imply having teio as my stepdaughter.
>>579589374>4I'm so sorry for you
Samson?
>>579590359No no, we're all plain ordinary humans here
>>579590480Sex with Rudolf would be boring. Sex with Nice Nature however would be life changing
>>579590187It's shounenIf you're a teen you're probably gonna think it's he bestIt has some neat concepts, great music and amazing character designs, but as all other shonen eventually falls off and becomes predictable and repetitiveIf you are interested, do what >>579590404 said and watch the first two arcs, and if you're hooked you can procceed. It's still better than most shonen of the time and even today, which isn't saying a lot
>>579590412She is preparing for her wedding. She talks about it a lot
>>579589530Tamtam's VA is very good. I love her voice, especially when she yells "OGURIIIIN!"
>>579590217forever night stand with rudolf as having her as my wife means having teio as my stepdaughter.
>>579590490She looks older...
you only want one?
>>579590549Post screenshots
>>579590543I think sex with rudolf would be puny in comparison
>>579590552I also love her voice. The event where her trainer attempts to say shit to her to listen to her kansai dialect is what I’d do-her voice is very nice to listen to when shes knee deep in that kansai inflection
>>579590572That's just fine then. The literature shows that tiny Rudolf and Teio get along together very well
>>579589090Just as Shiraoki-sama wills it
>my trainer showed up dress like Jamiroquai and it's not even halloween
>>579590187As some anons pointed out, the first 2 arcs are really good. I'm not sure if it's nostalgia talking louder but I still consider the Ryoka Arc one of the best shounen arcs ever made.
>>579590073>>579590427I made Dober with 6 stamina and borrowing 5 stamina 7 end but still far from reaching Seiru's stamina
>luna hours
>this TERRIFIES the oguri chud
I went to a hangout with Winning Ticket.
>>579590681Mmmmmm nyo
>>579589979Yeah. You'll lose to another Pearl if you do.
>Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun
>>579590767Does your uma have stam growth like xog?If not, that might be why
>>579590773Hours you say... I've been slowly working on her in the legend races for MONTHS.
>>579589090nobody here will ever have sex, this is final
>>579590854>fat pornCringe
Why would anyone give this to an Uma?
>>579590889>he didn't get her for free day oneFAKE HUSBAND! FAKE FAN!
>>579590891My last sexual experience was me studying abroad a few years ago and getting raped by a local after I accepted a drink from her
so what did we learn?
>>579590490Big!
>>579590817
>>579590827I feel awful. She is constantly telling me to believe in her.
>so what did we learn?[-] will need a filter for this faggot too
>>579590984I just woke up and stuff happened while I was alseep!
>>579590972Non-husband, real fan. She doesn't have to marry all her fans.
>>579590778
>>579590187no
>>579590962>silicon breast implants Always the flatties
>>579591003
>>579590962Does the extra skin come from the butt?
>>579591116But I heard that hishi amazon's design is based on yoruichi
>>579591243>dark>long hair>best girl>hyper sexoI can see it
>>579591035You should swap her back
>>579591216she looks like she wants to go bowling
>>579591323Harribel is best girl
>>579590540ningenpyoi...
>>579591323>>579591497No
>>579590984Your performance in round one truly does not matter, regardless of how good it is. Until you've won 3 in round two, you're nothing.
>>579591617Bleach has certainly got a lot of good girls in it
>>579589936>Choose the option to leave her alone>Shichi deep down actually wanted you to come see her and vows that she'll make you stay and watch next time>Choose the option to come cheer her on>Berates you by calling you a goody-two-shoes idiot all while having a smile on her face(meaning she is happy that you came to see her).Isn't that literally textbook tsundere in both instances
>>579574107Cafe
>>579591720No
The Symboli Cringe S propaganda has to be the weakest one I've seen in a while
>>579590984mile S is not that important
>Rickey in TTQuestion, how i can know which green skill to pick for dirt TT? Is it always same track?
>>579591607MY RIBS
>>579590385yeah, me
Could someone make a Hog parent with 3 STA 3 MED and good whites for frontrunning? Please and thanks.
Another question for TT>top earnes have meme deck with 6 wit cardsI get that you can get UF uma with it, but how they earn a tons of TT points? All skills are random and dont work on 1 uma
>>579592229I've been trying that but no dice
>>579592121NoGet standard-non standardwet + firmrigh+left handstyle savvyracing spirit: moodOr don't it's a little too much
>>579592002Dont say that...
>>579590854>Total Annihilation of the Buffet Line
>>579592156I BELIEVE IN YOU AYABEEEEEEEE
>>579592369I'm calling her mother
>>579592121restraint, savvy, solid steps, right/left for the minimum four greens
>>579592387Powerful team
>>579592272haven't checked but usually you want 2 umas with a shitton of skills to gather points and one that wins, if all 3 have random setups... no idea desuthey're also increasing the uma rating for better points since you encounter opponents of a similar or higher rating
>>579590187it's midthe animation is good tho, at least the last seasons
damn there are no good ballroom seiun stam parents on uma.moesomeone get to work
First time using Creek for a CM when Scorpio2 rolls around. Just pulled this off, should be fun.
Any bouncing nonnies?
>>579592273Sometimes I forget that Grass is in the game
>>579592480I have ballroom Seiun but I promised myself that I would never use alts unless I have the original uma Sorry~
>>579592513.... Can Creek with her free guaranteed heal and native maestro subsidize the cost of picking Festive Miracle as an inherit
>>579592480I could but I don't like outfit nyoo
>>579592272You see how everything comes with an "opponent rating bonus"? That scales with team rating, which is heavily inflated by the witmax builds. When UF5s run around spamming vision and lane movement skills like retards they're getting a million billion gorillion points for it because the opponents are also rating inflated witmaxxers.
>>579592623you need triple 7 to make it work but she technically can yeah, same with someone like Palmer or Tachyon
>>579590984I should've rolled for the Hog
>>579590313>>579590187Now you feel like number oneShining bright for everyoneLiving out your fantasythe Brightest star for all to see
>>579588219I don't even know if they're good (well Gentildonna is allegedly good) but they're crazy hot, so that's enough for me
>>579592720if i understand correctly if you borrow Oguri Wit for Deep Strike or whatever the fuck its called, she coughs up Triple 7s as well
>>579592121You can check the proc rates on the reference doc.
With time running out, I have finished watching the Machan story and made my decision about whether to scout her.
it's called SPEAKI
>>579591216why is she wearing a Naruto outfit
It's shit
>>579592731>brightest star
>>579592480Why do you need ballroom seiun
>>579592703>>579592449Yeah but how can you win these retards with meme decks and no skill hmmwell i will try to make meme haruurara lmao
>>579588751that can be arranged
I might skip this cm
>>579591625Cute!>>579592810CRYER
>>579592898They burn all their jellies and eventually carats to keep rolling the dice until all 5 teams podium sweep at once. They only face other witmaxxers because normally built umas can't reach their brackets.
>>579588780the low speprio is sad, but +1 speed and +2 power is fucking great for pace chasers
>>579592898that's why i think 1 is an actual competent TT uma, the other two are basically foddergood luck with your ulala run!
>>579592958End Oguri with 2 debuffers+s.goldship inherit?
>>579592958Play with an Ace Natie Don’t fall for the debuffs-rise above it
>>579592958CM19 is a lost causeIt's End Xog favored with 0 counterplay.
>>579592767You can get it from her event true, looks like an agemasen tho...
>>579590385it's a copypasta shitpost, almost six months old and got recycled. Ignore him, anon
>>579592369>>579590854She's fat but...you wouldn't say no right?
>>579593083more like double dober inherits
>>579592369>Gluttony Beyond All Reason
>>579593273I want to fuck this
>>579593127>>579592623nevermind im dumbBorrowing Wit Oguri means not borrowing Wit Flower for Determined Descentso this 200IQ plan has no legs unless you're a whale and can take both onto Creek. FineMo and Raisu have native Descent but then you're no longer subsidizing the cost of Miracle
I dont have Xog so my team gonna be (still in plans)>Yeppers with new Ogurin wit card>Tamamo Cross le Festival form>Dober le OGIs it alright? What we thinking
d-don't be throwin' in the towel yet... im still 'round!determined descent! NSM! solid strike! head-on!
>>579590684I LOVE Tama's VA, her voice is so distinctive, perfect gremlin tone, and I've loved it ever since she did the anime where she was a demon lord who got turned into a loli who would never pay rent.
>>579592862i'm bored so i'm trying my hand at cm20 ace runs
nutritious uma milk fortified with vitamins and love
>>579593443Apply directly to the forehead!
>>579592407I'm calling her mother
>>579593210We love Spe
>>579593443You're in the B finals soup that's for sure
No one wants to fuck spechud
>>579590889why did you wait? What other legends did you unlock first?
just logged onwhat the fuck is an outing
>>579593443get in the soup NOW
>>579593493Would Uma milk be nutritionally different compared to ningen milk
>>579593481...she was Jahy-sama?oh god i think i hear it
>>579593569Sex minigame.
>>579593569to boil it down, 900 free carats
Post something cute
>>579593565I put Opera O first because I was closer to succeeding with her
>>579593685
>>579574107Eating with Grass
>>579593685sorry, I only have Smart Falcon images
>>579593685https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12098356
>>579593685sorry, I only have Rice Shower images
>>579593827>>579593862Post ehm NOW
>>579593273>The Frozen Throne of The Nippon Ichi AssI am running out of fat Spe images way before I run out of RTS titles
>>579592121These are the best by category for dirt TT. I'm assuming the new dirt tracks were added to the rotation here, but the best choices are the same either way so who cares>distanceNon-Standard, 75% activation>track conditionFirm conditions, 75% activation>weatherSunny, 60% activation>racecourseTight Turns, 56% activation (36% if new tracks were not added). Don't bother with specific tracks.>handedness50/50, but all right-handed tracks are non-standard distance>seasonSpring Runner, 40% activation
>>579593889uhhhh, here
>>579573669>>579585220>>579592273Wife
>>579593813Matchan... i remember you!!!
>>579574107>>579593685
>>579593972Post riceshower1
>>579593932>Don't bother with specific tracks.Not even Exchange? What about Night?
>>579593569maya finally gets her adult date
7 and I have lovey dovey sex with Nice Nature 4 and the next anon’s uma post is my wife 0 and I get raped by goldship
>>579594025
>>579594112You save the oddest images of Laisu
>>579594034>Exchange37.5%>NightNo clue (I haven't entered my team trials data in over two months...)
>>579593443If soup had good growth stats (not fucking guts) she would be pretty goodAlso she has race in summer right?
>>579593685akebono learned gravity magic out of love for biko
>>579594097
>>579593601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMLlcdVVXIyep, it's glorious
>>579594097Congrats, no one likes her anyway. All yours
>>579594097Imagine getting raped by an 6/10 uma
>>579594097Lucky you
>>579593685Rice!
>>579588187>are slavs even human?Should we get you to play a F2P multiplayer game in an European server, for 8 hours?
>>579594097based
>>579594262She’s number 1 to me
>>579594482Partly peppy, fully adorable
>>579594482Ugly Nature
>>579594563Her naked ears are awfully cute
wow guys the satonos just offered me in property room and board as long i can keep producing strong and healthy umas that will win a lotseems pretty easy to me i used to be a trainer at tracen and i dont think its gonna be hardsee you all next week!
Crown is cuter and more sexy Satono btw
>>579594641it's over for you, rip satono maker
>>579594379It can’t be that bad. Surely
>>579594641Oh nyo…another Toreina has been lost to upper class uma musume
For me it's my trainee from the boonies, who loves to run and eat alot
>1* stam >2* medeh it's shit I'll reroll>3*stam 1*mile >3* head-onkill yourself fuji why didn't you show up a week agojust give me the stam medium
PC mod to make all black umas white when?
PC mod to make all humans and Light Hello naked when? Yes that includes the director and Tazuna
>>579594965highrolling stats is more bearable than distance s, pick the pink
>>579595035>humans>includes director and tazunaBruh
PC mod to make all umas brown and black with big jiggly breasts when? add dick sucking lips while at it too
>>579595086>t.mutt
>>579594179>37.5%I am shocked and disappointed. I guess with the lower point cost it might still be an okay pick up.
>>579595071Where’s the evidence that states otherwise
Asian umas > White umas
>>579595071>implyingDo you have any proof of that? Where are the ears? The tail?
Whats under the hat?
>>579595336>>579595339I tried to post but the image limit got reachedNext bread I'll post it no problemIt'll take a while though, someone is knocking on my door, maybe my delivery. Strange, I don't remember ordering anything. Whatevs brb
>>579595496>>579595496>>579595496
