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>>579590517I'm gonna fuck that dog
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Mewmew's gelid and perspiring butthole~
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>579590660
I like this drawing a lot his expression is very cute apprehensive kawaii and i like that anon is grabbing him on the face on the cheeks very suitable i want to do this and you can see the cheek squish below the grab very good im look like this and im say this
Would Fave be a better kisser than you?
>>579590713CUUUTTE!!!!!
>>579590713*kisses him and gets chalk dust all over my mouth*
>>579590713SUPER CUTE!!
I want to make a Deltarune rap album.
>>579590713Underrated sprite, he is lovely
chara’s clever and occupying cock~
>>579590840You mean from scratch or a compilation mix?
Asriel's platonic and familial love for his sibling...
This is tenna’s best sprite
>>579590840Aren't you the Drake fan? I won't stop you from buying an 808 and drum machine but come on now you are not going to make a Deltarune rap album.
I just beat Bioshock 2I have no Bioshock x Deltarune art.
>>579590660Just finished my latest Catti for the whiteboard. I'm going to sleep. Goodnight utg.
My name is Susie and I'm here to say It's a-okay to be super gay Gay tomorrow or gay today You're cool and cute like my friend Ralsei
>>579590762I haven't kissed another human on the lips in 4 years yea probably
>>579591098cute Cattis!
>>579591109I've never kissed another human on the lips. It's been 26 years since I've been born.
>>579591098oh my god
Fave tries to study video game credits lists to see what you need to make a game but then they gradually see more and more unique and oddly-specific positions and now they’re just confused
And I am the idiot with the painted faceIn the corner, taking up spaceBut when he walks in, I am loved, I am lovedMe and my husbandWe're doing betterIt's always been just him and me, togetherSo I bet all I have on thatFurrowed browAnd at least in this lifetimeWe're sticking together
this is the true antagonist of deltarune. please be nice to them.
>>579590727Hey cool drawing hmm I wonder who made it
>>579591007Snowdrake peaked in like 2015 at the latest, but he made a couple great albums by then.
>>579591159I'm a fat fuck with a worm for a mustache and I got kissed a few times you'll make it man
If Asgore was a good father he wouldve beat up the parents of kids that bullied Kris
>>579591340Based on this comment I must assume it was likely you and not me
>>579591389*cums instantly*
>>579591458What do you think happened to Snowy's mom?
>>579591389I'm an unlovable freak that could never be compatible with another human being. The only way I can get people to tolerate my presence is by constantly lying about who and what I am. Nothing could solve that issue. Said Kris.
>>579591389Yeah but how old are you
>>579591389>fat fuckWell there’s why
>>579591310for the inquiring minds irlram is known as a black sea hare which is to say QC knight is confirmed
I can’t feel romantic urges at all :/ typed grillby ashamed in the dead of night
*poots*
I have imaginary friends from being so lonelyI doubt anyone here is more lonely than me
>>579591645take it back
>>579591568>black sea harethis is actually a subtle nod to eram being bunny
Lately I’ve felt ambivalent about most things, like a weird robot without emotions. I blame my adhd med dose being too high.
>>579591340also..... p.....p..aint..err..? i think....? (newbuddy moment)
>>579591514you just haven't found the one, I was an annoying manchild and a nice lady still found me fuckable hang in there said faverton von favereau>>57959155226 why
>>579590660I just wanted to post something tonight even if unfinishedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/omuwrd.png
>>579591860SEX!!
>>579591493Don't you wanna say something about this one? He's cute too
>>579591860CUTE!!!!!
FAVE IS 400% PISS
>>579591813that’s insulting to painter
sometimes fave sees fave's cat and goes up to the cat and then fave puts on fave's best flowery expression and says "It's so human!" and giggles
>>579591897Toby Hackington Fox at it again
>>579591927I bet fave's cat is gay and dumb because cats are like their owners.
>>579591813thanks for the compliment but no... Don't disrespect her like that....
>>579591514Things arent going to get better at this point, learn to accept things as they are
Oddtenn just posted PEAK Toriel braps... I'm in heaven!!! https://files.catbox.moe/lx57uj.png
>Don't you like serving humansShould be told to any drawfag who acts out of line.
>>579592012no no no
>>579592041I serve my pussy
peak and brap are mutually exclusive words
>>579592041to get them to self actualize too?
try my glue!
>>579592030did she shit herself
>>579592030I swear to god my teaches always did this shit on my air I breathe when bending over to talk to the kid in front of me
*sounds of grilling* mmm… i love serving humans… *ssssszzzzzz*
>>579592132Can I serve it too?
>>579591909i thought the one next to him was cuter but this one's cute too... Hey there lil' guy... What's got him so excited(?)..>>579592016IM SORRY i thought i saw a similar style of drawing from her previously... My sincerest apologys for my confusion..
>>579592236I sure hope so TwT
>>579592132This, don't need to serve anyone else
>>579591897Most of Sword Route has Brandish coral/south east type double entendres
>>579592302Probably a good friend... !
>>579592331my favorite part of side b is going to be getting warped into the middle of 4 titans
>>579591668Are ya kris?
what if susie had a holy hand grenade from worms in ch 4 and 5
What if we see Dess and she looks exactly like Susie except as a deer.
>>579592325CUTEUNDERTALE 2 WITH FRISK, SUZY, AND FLOWEY FUN GANG WHEN?
>>579591668my imaginary friend is krismas but they didnt talk to me yesterday and i felt very lonely!
>>579592380you know what that would do it! i wish i could be battat's FRIEND..
WHY does he love BRANDISH sooooo much ?? /utg/ help me out here
>>579592546cause it's sickyou gotta like the way it sucks, if you don't it cannot be seen
fave is annoying and deserves rocks dropped on faves head painful style
guys I'm getting scaredcan you tell me that deltarune will be good?
>>579592546everyone has a mid jrpg that influenced their taste more than it should. Mine was blue dragon
ughwhgfhgwg pipins sex
>>579592753Deltarune is good because it has fave in it
>>579592812truuu
>>579592812more like glue dragon heh
whole house tired
>>579592812does summon night swordcraft story count?
>>579592812without a random rpg to shape your entire personality you can not be ensouledfor me it was phantasy star
>>579592812Super Paper Mario is spiritually a mid JRPG
If I was Roby, I'd replace Brandish with the very first Shin Megami Tensei. The Ginza theme is burned into my mind.
Sometimes the mid games warp your brain the most because they tickle the niche shit you like and the niche shit you hate real good in one package, sayeth Noelle
>>579591098cute!
>>579592467>*... Alright,>*I figured it out.>*You wanna see what I got, then...>*Take THIS!!!
>>579590779>>579590815>>579590869Thank you>>579590808Chalking straight to YOUR face (chalking)
>>579593028I love my tired little hag.
Fave is now wondering how japanese rocket-propelled grenades differ from american rocket-propelled grenades.
>>579593149for me its deltarune... but thats too popular so im lame
How come literally everything we know about Mew Mew (the in universe character) from Undertale is just foreshadowing for Deltarune
What if Fave had an emotional support donkey?
>>579592546Its not a bad game
>>579593446what a predictable creature!
please love me kris……. you can slap me if you want just PLEASE love meeeeeee
>>579593446they call me an emotional support honkey
>>579592812I’m trying to think of an RPG that did this to me and it’s really hard to even remember my first. It actually might have been earthbound or mother 3, since i liked those a lot as a kid… I’ve played so many games it’s hard to remember them all…
Kris only loves people that abuse them. Thats why Susie tea heals more than Toriel tea.
There is some sort of Korean fanevent/fangamer.One part has visitors add stickers to the things they prefer.Notice something?
>>579592812Final Fantasy 5I replay it once a year
>>579593243she killed gerson twice with that thing that's fucked up
>>579593595Remove HIM.
>>579593595Fagsei SICKENS me.
>>579593595Is the game in the bottom left corner everhood?
>>579593641Ralsei and Kris were unfortunately caught in the blast and killedGot the axe tho
>>579593751stardew valley
>>579593614this one is my second pick cause I only got to play it after I got Da ComputerI did however get the extremely weird FF5 sequel OVA on VHS cause my mom knew I liked FF1 and 2(4)it has an ass crystal in it
I wish I was as hot, sexy and fuckable as Tenna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otT5xlbjpjo eram final boss theme btw
>>579593058Hell yeah love those
>>579593595Koreans have terrible taste and love Ralsei and Mettaton.
>>579593857Looks like a Kamen Rider villain
Ralsei and Mettaton would both play Terran
>>579592812I think I'm the only person on earth that cares about this magical pappet srpg
>>579593595The text translates to "Which character would you like to entrust with the group project presentation?" Ralsei is literally the only viable choice there
>>579593309I never saw this one from all those years ago…
>>579594193>koreans trusting mettatonThey have no idea who they're voting for, do they?
>>579594102I played the hell out of this on vacation as a kid, it was my first tactics rpg lmao. I kept pretending sticks were the protags swallow blade thingy.
>>579590898sexy. and enlightening. reminding me of word definitions and shit. i love language. and i love charas penis
>>579592030Tenn barely ever posts anything anymore, but by GOD does he always come back with the good shit.
>>579592812For me it's Phantasy Star 3 and 4
>>579594242he's a tv host he is literally built for presentations just not the ones you might want
is there Asriel x Noelle art out there
The best part about mid media is that you really can rip it off wholesale and nobody will know cause nobody else remembers it
Remember to take your flowers for walks!
>>579594474I'm actually ripping off a game I vaguely remember from childhood that i'm sure no one else remembers for a project i'm currently making.
>>579594410Mettaton would take all the credit and maybe kill you lol hehe
>>579594637you have failed the challenge
>>579594474me with Enchanted Arms
>>579594242I think every game has a different question
>>579594474this is why I feel awkward anytime a story concept I have inevitably morphs into an Eva reference
I can’t remember anything…
>>579594858Nintendo...
Hi, I'm Toby Fox's ghostwriter, check out this preview of chapter 7>Alphys: You two d-didn't work on your project? At all?>Susie: Well...Uh...You didn't tell us what our project is about!>Alphys: Oh>Susie laughs. Kris is silent
Napstablook is my ghost writer :D
>>579594950more like crapstablook.
i must admit, ive been using a ghost writer for my mewmew butthole posts~
>>579593595Chinks have horrendous taste
>>579594858Same, I can barely remember most of my childhood. I'm having to google games that came out when I was 10 to jog my memory.
>>579595025Those are gooks, not chinks.
I can’t do anything ;_;
>>579595165you can spread your hole and allow me to use it
>>579594474anglocelts don't really engage with any media that's not either capeshit or some sort of dark fantasy so you could probably get away with ripping off a lot of things as long as you pander to them and put elves in your shit
>>579595196Ok…>spreads my delectable ear holes
>>579595248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX_WAHP8biY
>>579593446She does, his name is Ralsei
>anon x battat yaoiWhy? Do you really imagine me, Anonymous 4channer, entering a homosexual relationship with the fucking green Game Theory Pippins?
>>579594329Ya :3
>>579594901What if the school project is to stop the roaring from happening?
>>579595139Arr same
Someone please post the art where Muffet works at the Holiday Mansion
Muffet x Rudy...
>>579595449It's the thought of imagining a human-looking green dude and not your greasy, fat fuck ass in specific, don't flatter yourself
>>579595701My skin is green
>>579590660(You) can no longer opt out of sex with Battathttps://files.catbox.moe/47pi53.png
>>579595701>implying the women here have a problem with greasy fat fuckswho are you trying to kid?
>>579595701his skin is green dude what are you gonna say now? huh?
good night my greenies :D
>>579593857wrongit will be thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6D5m10o-P4
>>579595882HOT
>>579596113in chapter 6 Kris will shoot Lancer with type 2 diabetes
>>579593595So glad to see trans characters get love!
>>579595701I would like to see greasy fat fuck ass bastard art but in gold please
When I get mad my skin turns green and I smash with the nearest Deltarune character
>>579595449The anon was more of a means of imagining myself fucking battat in the ass and inviting any viewer who wishes to do so to as well, but now that you have made yourself visible, i will instead imagine that drawing is you specifically lovingly buttfucking battat. (You) are Battat's boyfriend. Please take good care of him. I'm very invested in your relationship
Youre proceeding tonight whether you want to or not
>>579596176thank you anon :)
Dess will be a goth girl with big tits
>>579596594We can only hope.
>>579596594We can only dream.
>>579596183But Spamton got no votes?
Dess will just be a real life picture of a reindeer
I bet Dess sat on Kris when they were little and let out bassy farts on their face
>>579590657oh wow i'm learning new words from this anon everyd- now why the fuck would it be cold.
>>579596869visiting the holiday mansion
>inhales a full tank of fetish gasDess.... *cough cough*... Dess is human, a real bombshell goth girl, Kris's real sister.... Who raped Kris... She got pregnant and gave birth in the dark world... Their incest baby........ *cough*.... Ralsei.... Kris is Ralsei's dad... *dies*
I hope Dess and Gaster are actually great buds and have a funny dynamic.
pippins floradinn sex NOW!!!
>>579596925can't wait to meet mewmew's gelid and perspiring butthole in chapter 6 i guess
>>579596854She probably ran the whole gamut of fart pranks on them, the poor lucky little thing...
>>579596978How can Kris be Ralsei's dad when Ralsei is Asgore in disguise?
fave needs high-proof flamable grain alcohol RIGHT NOW
>>579597392Fave you don't need to burn down the whole neighborhood
I just read the worst deltafat work on ao3 ever. Thank you for reading the blog
>>579597112a pippins and a floradinn having sex? which pippins?
attention: all faves will now be beautiful fat women. thank you for your time.
>>579597561idk any pippins !!
>Anyway, there aren’t any more Chapters where we focus on goofy, attention-hungry Darkner characters with the potential to win weird popularity contests.Notice how he specifies it. Not there will be no new darkner characters but that there will be no more GOOFY darkner characters like tenna, queen or the flowers. As if to say “All the darkners moving forward will be played more seriously or even for horror.”
>>579592030So how does someone like this stuffI make jokes about sniffing and eating assholes because I want to do that but this stuff doesn’t click even when I make a brap joke
>>579597743I'm still expecting a silly character here and there to try and break up tension when it's needed
>>579597561>>579597736Fuck, I have been reminded that I loosely sketched pippins floradinn sex a while ago
>>579597743This fandom is autistic as hell and took "don't expect chapter 6 and 7 to get as much merch as the previous ones" to mean "there will be LITERALLY NO MERCH AT ALL NO NEW DARKNERS YOU GET NOTHING EVERYTHING IS LIGHTNER DRAMA AND TITAN SPAWNS ONLY" from the same newsletter
>>579597743I'm honestly not going to be surprised if the entire roaring is centered around a dark world spawned in the mansion
i just got my feminism card revoked
>>579598069Berdly...
FAVE IS LONELY
did you know? to own a gun in illinois you need a FOID card?
>>579598069What did you do
>>579598370there could be FOIDS here in chicago...
name 5 pippins
>>579599004jennykatanacrackedfuzzydr die
How is Toby going to make merch of an entire chapter of Kris post sexual assault therapy flashbacks?
>>579597736ok i did fujo cause i thought she looked kinda like the femanon and i wanted some kind of disgusting wet drooling experiencei never drawn a floradinn before so i hope its okhttps://files.catbox.moe/w2ediz.png
>>579598501beat up a woman
>>579599137It's not fair! WHY CAN'T IT BE ME??
>>579599137Hot!!
>>579598171i Know tHATS WHAT THE BOOZE IS FOR
>>579599004the guy stuck in the goulden sam jailshop guy in tenna boardguy I sneaked with on the railguy who talks about the shadowguys contractsaaaaand the green one
>>579597841The best way I can try to describe it is an extension of that "wanting to sniff and eat assholes" thing. Some people's inherent preferences just take it a bit further, but it's definitely not for everyone.
>>579599578weird, i don't have a fart fetish but i would've assumed the humiliation and relief factor would play a bigger factor, the embarrassment of being caught farting & also the pleasure of releasing gas
>>579599643That's part of it too, it's usually what people say if you ask them to give you any real reason, but when you actually go into the surface-level factors of why someone *might* like it, you end up missing the reasons why they *do*.>t. was mostly an ass guy who wanted women to sit on me before the fart thing developed later on
>>579600140Nipples
>carol enters dark world >she's dressed like mew mew
What does the characters in Deltarune being furries and monsters add to the plot?
>>579600189toby calls them chikubis
>>579600140sleeveless turtlenecks are so hot id lift their arms and lick their pits...
>>579600315>breast neckJapanese is fascinating
Worlds End in the prophecy isnt the end of the world, its the end of the world
I love my Princess (male)!
>>579600314Invokes a vague sense of alienation without ever having to elaborate on it
>>579600309
Ralsei makes straight men pound their chests like gorillas and shout "impregnation" in the language we spoke before the Tower of Babel
>>579590660Some stuff for the Titan in Noelle's role, aka Tina since I haven't done much with her even after I figured out the Noelle boss stuff. 1/2
>>579600530
>>579590660>>5796007192/2
>>579599865NTA but makes sense, i've known different footfags who liked and hated when they smelled bad
>>579600530>>579600725>>Also the crosdressing/trans(?) lion in UT.Why do they wear such ugly clothes?If you want to dress as a princess get something stylish, dont wear a halloween teeth fairy dress.
>>579600642Holy based
>>579599643I don't like farting on its own or in any sort of sexual context, it's only appealing to me as an embarrassing thing that happens to a girl or that a girl is subjected to.
A huge cockroach got inside fave's room and walked all over the door so fave wasn't able to escape for longer than they would've liked, fave nearly died
>>579591897>>579592331Uuuuu what's brandish and is there a YouTube playthrough I can watch? Said Aqua who woke up too early this morning
>>579601407Just kill it.It is disgusting, yes, but it cant hurt you at all
fave wants to impregnate kris
>>579601487Someone killed it for fave, it's ok nowBut it made fave lose their sleep
>>579601471aqua gets to sit in the naughty corner until she learns to play games herself instead of letting some parasite gnome forcefeed her opinions to her
>>579600843cute!
Thinkin' about it and if eram is behind the icee stuff (with nightmare being the true name) they've been foreshadowed as long as gaster has
>>579601471Brandish is a old rpg that Toby Fox masturbated to
>>579601693but I was told that radiation was a diddy epstein lolifag that hated hags
>>579601834The girl is 15 years old
>>579601834Toriel is inspired by Ran Yakumo In turn, Toby forced ZUN to add Ran into a recent Touhou game and give her yurifaggotry lore
>>579601945why doesn't Kris look like that then?
>>579599643>>579601303Seems more like you (two?) have a teasing fetish(?) Possibly like Kris (I would spoiler that last bit but every time I've tried in the past I butcher it?)
>>579601631Why is there so much Aqua sneezing art???
>>579602203Probably a fetish
>>579602174Kris is based on the male protagonist, not the girl
>>579601631Ok where can she get the game? She's never emulated before and has no clue what to do
>>579602203A japanese man seems to request artists to draw it a lot.
>>579602429You can use search engines to look for anything
>>579602380Varik is Kris's dad
>>579602192It's Ctrl+S, or, in the unfortunate event that you're a mobilefag, writing spoiler and /spoiler each in brackets around what you want to spoiler. Like this... except, I suppose you can't really tell which way I did it, because it worked.
Noelle is built like the girl from Brandish
>>579602468>>579602319But most of them are super tame? Not even some snot coming out of her nose or something like that. Maybe I'm just too small brained to see the appeal
>>579602690yeah
>>579602429Google 'SNES emulator' and then google 'Brandish rom'. If you have a low tolerance for obscure systems and dungeon crawlers you can alternatively google 'Brandish the dark revenant rom' and download the patched english version from CDromance (you will have to sign up for an account there to download).Also sprach Seth
>>579592812Final Fantasy. Not the series, Final Fantasy (NES) as a hand me down from my mother while I was a kid, first exposure to RPGs in general and also not that goodIf that's not good enough, Fossil Fighters. I love it but objectively I'd say its pretty mid as an RPG and im fairly certain it gave me a monster girl fetish, or introduced me to the concept at least
>>579602716He might think the idea is really cute and wants to see artists draw it. It doesn't necessarily have to be sexually motivated.
>>579602865No, no, I've seen this one before. There's a guy out there who constantly commissions different people to draw one specific vtuber burping like one specific scene in a cartoon and excusing herself afterwards
>>579602716Generally, I think sneezing is just considered one of the usual "cute child things" done in media. It doesnt come across as well in pictures but think of how many times you've heard what was supposed to be a cute sneeze from a younger character. It's a thing
find you a girl who loves you as much as toby loves brandish
>>579600950Its a caricature of femininity
>>579601471I think itd be more enjoyable to read a lets play than watch one for this game
>>579603221??????Brandish is not a VN
brandish this dick in yo mouf
>>579603114I prefer cute mice sneezing
>>579603221you won't know the pleasure of coming inside until you get pushed into a pit by a piston until you realize you can strafe
fave is still feeling awkward around fave's kris pillowwhat should fave say to broach the silence
Why doesn't Toby get Mother 3 officially localized? He's the only one who can do it Is he waiting for chapter 7 to come out first?
>>579600719>>579600829I really like this design, very cute!kinda reminds me of that clown doll from homestuck
>>579602192i'm the first anon you replied to, i probably do have some sort of teasing or humiliation fetish, but to be frank that was moreso my attempt to understand fart fetishes by crossreferencing it to my own piss fetish, of which both the humiliation aspect and the desperation/relief aspects are pivotal for me
>>579603532Fart on it
>>579604281fave does not want to fart on the kris pillow
>>579602192I'm the second guy and I most definitely do get off on teasing and the humiliation of others/myself. I think I mentally categorize what I would like to have done to me differently from what I would like done to others though
>>579603532say Hey baby, you come here often? and then imagine kris laughing at you for being lame
>>579603330...
>>579604357You’re right, shitting on the Kris pillow would be more fitting
Kris
Krih
Krisoul is peak
fisk
Blue!
fish...
>>579605285sovl
Kri-
>>579605285were you boobs true, blue-be-doo?
I'm bored at my job and this place is deadSaid Spamton
Dubya d gaster in sjelterune
>>579605675Look at this picture, show it to your coworkers
>>579605820
>>579593595we all hate Susie
>>579605285GAWD DAWRN
How I feel editing out they/them from Kris art
>>579606051FUCK OFF
>>579606242me am hate Yousie
>When Pink mentions Muffer, she says "bug">In the Spanish fan translation she says "insect">This triggers me because a spider isn't an insectAm I too autistic?
>>579606497good luck fucker
Which is the cooler cryptic sequel teaser? Spamton Sweepstakes? Or Another Side, Another Story [Deep Dive]?
I CAN"T SLEEP
>>579606602No, toby is wrong
>>579606602Flaw 1: It is not confirmed to be muffetFlaw 2: If Toby didnt hate latin america and black people he could have created an official translation
>>579606624anon that's literally easier, he could just write penis or vagina over the bar
>>579606497>please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus please care about tranny circus You are spiritually a troon
>>579603991NTA, anon who (You) replied to to start with. I guess I can at least try to get into why I like it specifically instead of giving a vague general answer that accounts for pretty much everyone before I go the fuck to bed.>the desperation/relief thing is a big part of it for me too>humiliation I could go either way on, it depends on how I'm feeling>a lot of it really is as simple as "cute girl doing gross crass unladylike thing = hot" (naturally I like burps too) and that's mainly what drives it for me>also like tummies/slightly chubbier girls, so bonus points if the gas is the result of overeating or just makes the girl visibly bloated, but not to the point of inflationfag shit (extra bonus points for loud ominous stomach noises)>... and yes, the smell, too, as embarrassing as it is to say
naked hours
Toby doesn't want to make a spanish translation because he would have to use either he or she for kris (we know kris is male anyway)
>>579606717I only got like 5 hours of sleep the last few days so last night I went to bed at a normal time to catch up but then my upstairs neighbor started stomping around like a madman at 6AM
i love buckethead <3
>>579606983he's galloping
As a professional Kris misgenderer I just want to make it clear that >>579606497 is not one of us.
>>579606717me neither bit i'm not trying very hard
>>579591310>>579591568>Unlike many other members of the same family and genus, this species is incapable of producing ink.But the youth never picked up the pen...
If you haven't played Brandish you will not be able to appreciate it when Kris finally acquires the power to Revolve the World and your Save will be Bricked
>>579605285Blooby
What do you guys think about my young Kris design?
>>579607626>https://youtu.be/kJoXsYXu9tY
>>579607706If I get her pregnant does present day Kris become a teen mom?
>>579607401Those who cannot make anything of their own often end up breaking the creations of others instead
Dess Knight is the obvious answer but I have to wonder if the plots ever gonna say why she's the knight, and why that's important to the story, and not just go "because she is, dude!!! Mother 3!!!! remember Mother 3!!!"
>>579606827DELET
>>579608053Why would you think that the game won't reveal the main antagonist's backstory and motivation
Was Ralsei being trans always planned or was Toby just copying Jax
>>579608225Ralsei isn't trans and the 40 year old delusional men in wigs are just desperately hoping that they can bully Toby into copying Jax(see also Bridget Vivian whatever)
>>579608217Undertale didnt
sans from snow
>>579608350Did you not go to the True Lab
>>579607963No, but you would create an alternate timeline in which Kris becomes a teen mom. It's kinda like how the Knight is Kris from the timeline in which he was molested by Dess
>>579608294The Idea that Daisuke could be bullied in any way is genuine tourist talk and a sign you're just in the discourse because the porn being labeled a certain way hurts your feelings
deltarune suffers so much from not being released all at once
>>579608426Don't you have to go backtrack AAAAALL the way to the beginning after the pacifist ending to get the true reason?
>>579608534I actually think the community aspect is part of the game and the people waiting until the game is finished to play it are missing the point
>>579607706cute, I tried with real world colors
>>579608472i never really cared about bridget but daisuke a bitch nigga for getting rid of Ky's XRD hair, he looked so fucking goodSaid Carol, autistically ranting to a increasingly more confused and afraid berdly in a secluded alleyway who just mentioned fighting games once
>>579608426Yeah, charas backstory and motivations were never revealed
>>579608472I never said they did, only that they treated it as a "win" for The Cause when what had been a feminine boy up to that point became a trans woman. Enough of those happen and they think they can get away with anything, like they're trying now with Ralsei by preemptively referring to him with she/her pronouns.>t. does not even want to fuck goat just thinks these people are insufferable
>>579608602Azzy princess carried her to school every morning
>>579608586nta but is funny because the community is starting to make me dislike the game and toby's decisions about it
Excuse me but have you seen my pronouns? I fear a certain amphibian may have stolen them from me.
>>579608472
>>579608784people only bring up femboys when it's about fucking them in their amazon basic wear and I don't care to believe people when they say it was important that X character was gender noncomforming and now they have to be bigoted in order to "correct the record". They will say this about Ralsei too, it's a playbook.
Why are all the flowers human? It seems as though Asgore talked a lot about humanity to the flowers. If it was just about Kris then only Aqua would've been human and the rest would've been monsters. I feel like Asgore is obsessed with humans.
>579608998>I made up a scenario in my head and that means Im rightWhat is the point in replying to an individual like this?
>>579609031The flowers are human because humans are somehow specialSee also>* Don't you LIKE serving humans...?
>>579609031There's genuinely not actually a good diagetic reason, it's just to be an Undertale parallel. If you talk to Flowery before the others at the goodbye screen, he equates humanity and monsterhood by describing the flowers watching people coming through the shop as yearning "to be human... to be monster..." it's not actually important to them that they're specifically humans as opposed to monsters. The rest are probably following Flowery's lead, and Flowery chose that form I suppose to get under Kris and Ralsei's skin.
>>579608174cuuute!
>>579609031It makes you think of what it means for Kris to be human without having to do the hard work of actually saying anything.
>>579609106There is none, it's bait relying on the fact that there ARE people out there who think like that to lend it legitimacy.
>>579609243It's harder work to make you think about something without directly telling you to think about it than it is to have big red text telling you to think about it
>>579608998I wish trans people are my homework but here we are :/
>>579609350sorry my throats sore after being baker acted I cant eat your homework
I think a feminine man is basically the same thing as a woman and it's not a big deal if Ralsei goes from one to the otherHe already wears a dress and he doesn't live in a society and it's unclear whether he has genitals, what are we talking about at this point
Mewmew's trenchant and chirurgical butthole~
The idea that Toby Fox won't sell major merch of the Lightners because they're supposed to be "real" in a sense and because we don't know the end point of their stories but he's fine with selling merch of pre-transition Ralsei for years because she's just a Darkner so it doesn't matter LMAO
>>579609671It never occurred to me that post-transition Ralsei might look different from pre-transition Ralsei
>>579609331No it isnt are you retarded? The hard part isnt to have the text telling you to think about it, its to actually say something worth thinking about. All chapter 5 does is put up cyan text asking "what does it mean to be human uwuuu" and not following up on it at all making it so devoid of substance it has no meaning. Ultimately nothing would change if Kris was an adopted monster.
No homo but there's something about Kris that makes me really wanna rape him
>>579609580If it's so frivolous and unimportant, why are your ilk obsessed with forcing it?
Pink parallels the Knight. The soul represents Kris while the body represents December.
>>579609580my unwokest take is that anyone who actively chooses to identify as a "femboy" instead of just a guy (who may dress fem) is doing so only for sexual reasons and the reason transness pisses them off is because it makes their culture feel simpler and less legitimate by comparison
>>579609580It's the insistence from trans people and the way they get really defensive over it that's annoying to me and makes me dislike it. Like with actual gay teenagers and Suselle even back in the Ch1 days where it was just a suggestion.
>>579609782I in fact disagree with those people
>>579609738For some reason I dont want to rape Kris when theyre depicted as an adult male.
>>579609631road runner x coyote yaoi goes kinda hard though
>>579609817What about AGP
>>579609782Piss off a white boy and they start talking like Sephiroth
>>579609851
>>579609580A feminine man is not the same thing as a woman, hope that helps.
>>579609926Everything in the world is exactly the same
>>579609856this but that sheepdog character(you know the one I'm talking about)
I'm SephirothFeel my wrath!
I still don't really get why people cried so hard about wanting the bombs nerfed, presumably if you care enough to do the fifth chapter's secret boss you've already done the others, which means you've beaten the Knight, which was way harder. So the only people who would be struggling against the bombs are people who don't have all the previous shadow crystals and why should Toby care about them, they're already fucked.Unless of course he's planning to reward you somehow even if you didn't collect all of them.
>>579609882AGPs are about the same or even worse. On Hsts are real trans people.
I made one post on Reddit and I got replied to saying I use "purple prose" and I'm really self conscious about it ever since.I think I just have a wide and precise vocabulary... surely...
What are all these weird words and acronyms that you guys are using?
>>579610028You just have to remember that an unfortunate majority of this game's audience is literal stupid children, and BAM, there's your answer
>>579610085Shh don't worry about it pookie bear *inserts inhaler on your face*
>>579610028Toby discriminated against disabled people by making a video game instead of a webcomic.
>>579610085You don't know about the AGPs and their HRTs and BLTs and FLQs and ZPWLs?Not even a GWR? You got to at least know about the JZRTs
>>579610072Redditors and many other internet denizens (especially the brown ones) take offense to any sort of eloquence. They hate anyone who doesn't exclusively use their gutterspeak
>>579610198im scared
>>579610028Pink's fight gives you four (4) whole pieces of equipment with good stats and good abilities so it's understandable that some people would want to do it even if they haven't done the others. Plus, Shadow Crystals can be transferred between files so you can do them out of order, so someone could conceivably go back to the Knight after beating Pink.
>>579610085Noelle would know the term Gorillamoder and Hon but only because Berdly told her
If Ralsei is made dysphoric by cute little things in the game like "the power of fluffy boys" or "prickly prince" etc etc that kinda ruins Deltarune unironically. Just because there's so much of that in ch1-2 and a trans Ralsei reveal says you're an asshole for enjoying that, that which was all the fandom had to go on for seven fucking years.
>>579610251What's Berdly been looking online to know that stuff...
I really don't like it when Kris does things off-screen because then he has no excuse to explain to Noelle what's happening on the weird route.
>>579610028I saw someone complaining that Toby was ableist for making Pink stick her tongue out because people could be selecting the easy mode due to disabilitiesA 3-second-long gag that doesn't lock you out of anything and just serves to poke fun at you in a lighthearted wayEntire fandom is BABIES
>>579610202Proper writing means being aware of the context you are writing for. Everyone knows what these words mean, it just makes you look like a nerdy tryhard when you do it in an imageboard.
Doing the weird route IRL to time travel back to the release of chapter 2
>>579610202reddit basedspeak has little to nothing to do with ebonics. It's just overly diplomatic passive aggressive quirk chungus stuff
>>579610198Another Gay PhaggotHighly Responsive To prayers BLoody TrannyFLowery x Queen Zero Pig White LesbianGod of War RagnarokJewish Zealous Retard Trannies
>>579610392
I need my own Kris so I can do this to him
i wish i could draw...
>>579609817Femboy culture is complex and likely older than whatever shithole country you live in
>>579610309I think the biggest problem with transei is the whole heartfelt Chapter 3 bit about him liking his faceIf he's supposed to be relatable to a group of people who hate looking at themselves in the mirror, or at least did when they're pretransition which Ralsei is supposedly meant to be, why would that dialogue exist
I like ralsei with a penis, simple as
I'm woke. I'm literally woke. I don't want Ralsei to be trans because it'd be bad writing and absurd to spend time on that given how much little narrative real estate we have left. A trans Darkner is unironically copout representation anyway, there'd be no stakes to it except forced prophecy nonsense, absolutely nothing that real trans people actually have to deal with and look out for
>>579610072Notice how annoying chatgpt writes? It learned how to write from reddit posts
The fact that you can release a work as good as Chapter 5 and still get such a huge negative reaction from some circles makes me scared to release my own work to the public.
Fave resents you calling their penis small, Fave says they just got a childish ass penis.
>>579610532what would you draw if you can?
>>579610598He also says he likes his voice in chapter 5
Tranny Ralsei would be Deltarune's 9/11
>>579610776women with modest chests and huge buttssorry if you don't like that...
Trannysei is gonna ruin discussion of the game later no matter what the outcome isThe outcome just decides how long discussion is ruined for
>>579610729
I alsoHave a Pingas
>>579610535Not really, femboys wholeheartedly reject the third gender concepts of many cultures because they are so insecure about not being seen as men.They prefer some weird raceplay shit instead
It would be hilariously silly if Ralsei begins chapter 6 saying he's a girl now with a tea and cupcakes party only for 5 minutes later Kris yells "HEIL GASTER" and joins with the Knight
Ralsei is evil, I just can't prove it.
>>579610824>no matter what the outcome isCis Ralsei would only cause obnoxious arguments on places like Tumblr
The urge to draw autistic crossover porn
I dont like 2hu because it seems like a creepy gooner franchise like why is it all little girls?
>>579610776women with cat ears and gigantic cockssorry if you don't like that...
>>579610859So youre saying you dont actually know anything about femboys beyond whatever cringe shit you saw on a /trash/ thread. Cool.
>>579610951The melties over Ralsei not being trans would be everywhere for a little while but eventually settle down (could honestly imagine a suicide over it with how invested some are in the theory)Ralsei being trans would completely fuck discussion of the game forever
>>579610984Kisses for Aqua
I remember VS Aqua I got so excited with this dynamic of her wondering about humanity and it got me so amped for all the stuff we might end up learning from the flowers and then they were all fucking scrimblos and it literally never went beyond the teasing in that first fight
>>579611067praying to Okami this nigga never learns to draw
is it okay to kill flowerskilling flowersburning flowershow to kill a flower
>>579611026The mature women get a ton of porn. Also the games themselves aren't sexual at all, even less than Undertale since there's no random gay kiss scene.
>>579611026A) it's not all little girls, the majority are adult shapeB) touhou games started from an era where female characters in games were extremly rare
>>579611124I doubt. No one really cares about Ralsei as a character anymore. Lorefags wouldnt care and non ralsei shippers just ignore him
>>579611214
>>579611116Kill all trannies (includes you and your gay cartoon boyfriends) imo
i pet my cat and smooched his forehead and now he's in my lapcan dessknighters explain this
Being a closeted trans person doesn't make sense in this game, where there's no transphobia and even less so for someone who lives in the dark world, and even less for someone that probably can change forms.
>>579611341queen is such a bajillion dollar design how did toby do it
>>579611210What the fuck is that image why is Dess Kris and why the fuck is Gaster gassy?
>>579611382>* DON'T BARGE IN WHEN A MAN IS [ch4nging Forms]!
>>579611382But you see Ralsei picked something with Kris's dark world colors in a scene about him choosing things for himself instead of what Kris likes so that proves it's 10000% gonna happen anyway
>>579611359Who do you think youre fooling, dick mutilation cultist?
>>579611026It is genuinely a pedo gooner IP, there's absolutely no appeal unless you like to see children getting raped and mutilated. Most fans of it openly brag about the fact that they don't play or like the source games.
Conclusion: never have a character in your game show preference towards the colors blue and pink
Screencap this post. Ralsei will transition into a Kris clone in chapter 6.
>>579611529I am going to break your leg Said Spamton
>>579611529I played all the games on normal difficulty
Allow me to remind you:>the roaring will happen at the end of chapter 6>castle town will be sacked and all your recruits will be scattered>all darkners will turn to stone>what is left of the fun gang (kris, susie and noelle) will break up>chapter 7 will be spent traveling around an open world merger and expansion of all previous dark worlds, fighting various forms of titanspawn and corrupted version of any LOST recruits, with the goal of reuniting the fun gang and SAVEing all your stone recruits, gathering your strength>how will you travel this world? why, in the airship castle town, of course>once you have gathered your strength, you will face the titans, the manifestations of your fears (one for each of the three heroes) and unmask the roaring knight (connected to the holiday tragedy, noelle)
>>579611470Spamton was not [becomed]ing NEO to get gender euphoria or whatever, he was doing it because he wanted to be really strong and kill everyone who wronged him
>>579611806why is papyrus having sex at susie's house
why do you care so much if there’s a little bit of trans allegory in the series
Let's remember that Ralsei doesn't know exactly what the Dreemurrs look like
>>579610776women with putrid and stinky buttholes~ sorry if you don't like that...
>>579611067>>579610821>>579612056it doesn't matter what i like
>>579611717>he was doing it because he wanted to be really strong and kill everyone who wronged himHe's just like me
>>579611924Redhead Dess will happen. Toby was subconsciously influenced by Gravity Falls.
>>579612228strangely kino
>>579612343It makes me think more of Lammy
stop fucking calling everything kino holy shit say cool or good or awesome or something there are a million positive adjectives to choose from
>>579612535Can we make trans a positive adjectiveWoah that's so trans
>>579612535kino larp problematic media nuanced grim telling content consumption w faps l goons
>>579612596I read this post in Flowery's voice
>>579612535It's so human!
this fave be straight bussin fr fr no cap on god
>>579612046because I hate Pinkfags and want them to be deprived of things they like
this faveussy be yankin
>>579612596sup goose
your dad's mini pepper glue!
>>579612051he knows, he just decided to fix their imperfections. he's the ultimate lifeform
Any pictures of crowds at the Undertale symphony?I'm curious the demographics. >rate of obesity>rate of trannies>rate of any racial minorities>men: cis women ratio
Pilk (Pink's milk)
If Dark Worlds were real I think a lot more people would be willingly downloading viruses
i don't think i'm actually all that into incest anymorelike it's still cool and all but it doesn't really get me going like it used tosaid asriel
>>579612876
>>579613249why are you curious about any of that
why aren't normal relationships called outcestsaid kris
>>579613567normal things don’t typically need specialized vocabulary to discussspecialized vocabulary is created to discuss outliers
>>579613412he's holding that like jack black holding an octagon with 8 fantastic sides and 8 awesome angles
Rarupii~Look, we match~
>>579590517Hooman!
>>579614141why did nintendo give rauru such wide fucking hips though
Chara breastfeeding Kris
asgore breastfeeding kris and chara
Mother 3 official translation for the Switch 2, with Toby Fox handling the translation. There's also extra content including an extra hard superboss with Megalovania as the battle theme. It's Andonuts.
>>579614616Why is the wiki autism thing here?
>>579614743wiki my tiki till i they/them
>>579610282Kris NLMBased as fuck reference
Kris milk
Frisk breastmilk
Why did Flowery ask to be drawn in a dress with a boob window?
she goofy!
Dess knows.
faves doctor prescribed them antipsychotics and ssris but fave kinda likes jerking off so they dunno if they should take them
I just finished playing Expedition 33Now I'm wondering if chapter 7 ends with you choosing to delete the dark world or not
>>579615812You finished playing ai slop?
>>579615812E33 is slop that rips off every JRPG of the past decade and people lap it up because it's spiritually a Ubisoft project without any of the "weird anime diddy stuff"I think any number of tropes the game stole without modification can show up in Deltarune
>>579615812I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a Mother 3 situation where you have to let go of the characters and trust that their lives will improve from that point onwards. Because You're the Dark Dragon, yknow? can't really stick around
>>579616218Toby is so fucking easy to read, dude
>>579615859>>579616015>tfw E33 floating objects ai slop has a better ending and game discussion than Deltarune ntr suselle normal route vs chud heteronormative weird route shitpost warsfuuuuuuarrrkk... guh...
>fave>have you beaten Mother 3
>>579616414I just don't think a game with multi million dollar backing and several dozen professional industry veterans should call itself an indie game.
>>579615812>Oh my name? It's Susie Maelle and thats Ralsei Verso
You know shipping wars aren’t a problem with the game. They’re a problem with your internet use habits
stfu suselle yurinigger!
>>579616414E33 winning the game awards because it achieves the only goal the AAA market cares about; Being the exact same shit as every other AAA game but this time it's indie
>>579616457KrisYeah
>>579616479>>579616630>Deltarune winning goty and getting all awards for writing a story about a seething traitor cuck and a lesbian furry couplewow...
>>579616783Yknow deltarune wouldnt win GOTY because it doesn't have a cozy nature-punk aesthetic, relaxing puzzle gameplay and a story about a girl finding her purpose in life by selling potions
why does the existence of lesbians even in fiction offend some people? like even totally male-centric yuri is something to moan about now
>>579617067Yuri is fine as long as there's no butch characters involvedIt butchers the appeal of yuri
>>579617067because you just know Toby will add shipping drama and Kris cuck self-insert ragebait to keep deltarune discussion alive for two years until chapter 7 is completed.
>>579616457>gif rel>fuck no im not playing it until i play through mother 1 and earthbound
>>579617067The men are afraid that women are taking all their women
>>579608602Cute
The day /utg/ finally died
Good. Keep dying. It's ok to not die
Spookydood here! What will give me more views? Suselle shipping drama or why Desstards are cringe and get ragebaited easily, because Dess is not the Roaring Knight?
In this thread it's die or get died
>>579618205You're not Spookdood because he's too much a fence sitting retard to do the second idea.
anyone knows the sauce of picrel
I was thinking the big think. Susie fans project Noelle traits onto Susie. They want Susie in a pretty dress who's like a housewife that plays video games.Noelle fans project Susie traits onto Noelle. Like they want Noelle to bite their heads off.
>>5796170672016 irreversably broke peoples minds, even a bland love triangle where the girl picks between two guys now gets called ntr cuck fetish whatever
>>579618334Nah, he is horny as fuck to shit on Dessknight fanboys.
>>579618532>they want Noelle to bite their heads off.they do?
>>579601693toby has a folder of commissioned art of mettaton in exactly this pose
>>579616457AquaYes + It's the only good Mother game
>>579600701true!
Do you think the episodic releases were a good choice?
>>579619123Fuck no
http://poal.me/z6ksjhttp://poal.me/z6ksj
>>579619123i don't think that's the right question to ask
Is Gaster a little rude? In most games, when they ask you to change the disc, they say “please.”
>>579618532ralseifags project toriel traits onto ralseitorielfags don't exist anymore
>>579619123nah, it's ass.
i baked you a pie
>>579619538oh boy what flavor?
Imagine if the reward for the crystal quest is a fight with a character as boring as fucking Seam
>>579619632PIEPIEDIE
>>579619678Seam molested this poor anon…
>>579619123>deltarune gets released as a normal game>suselle is endgame, some people are disappointed and that's it>story discussion is reasonable>deltarune gets released as episodic slop for 11 years>unhinged rage and murder death threats, because krusie isn't canon and dess isn't the roaring knight>zero good story discussion without some retard spamming kris cuck memes or bitching about suselle
just beat my meat to ai slopsaid fave
>>579619804fave jacked off to E33?!
Finally... The irrefutable Dessknight evidence
Asriel Knight has to be true, he’s had too much setup to be in any less important role
>>579617067The overrepresentation of lesbians at this point feels like "safe woke" which weirdly irritates me more than if it was something actually contentious like characters being transgender.
Good morning.Last night in my TTT group I brought up the term "wobblemeat" and it broke their minds. Two of the other players are like, porn addicts and started yapping about pornmeat and plapbait. This place has altered my vocabulary. >utg...>Being around you...>Is changing me, too.>u...utg...>utg, when I cast "wobblegrave...">I...>I felt more plappable than I have in my entire life.
If Deltarune was released all at once, /utg/ wouldn't be the same.
so sorry when thank you very much walks in
wobblemeat is such an ugly word how the fuck can people even have any erotic thought while using this shit?
If I drank water, I wouldn't be thirsty..
>>579617067lesbians cause PTSD in a certain demographic who grew up watching Steven Universe and Adventure Time
>>579619678would be a huge step up over Pink>>579619804Was it at least disgusting multilayered fetish slop
>>579605285make them bounce!
>>579619383ralsei has a lot of toriel traits and mannerisms but also you’re dead fucking wrong my favorite from ut was asriel
>>579620209TTT group?
>>579620086i hope tranny characters remain niche because their struggles are just so fucking boring from a writing perspective. we get it you feel ugly and you are sad your narrow hips and broad shoulders look bad in clothing made for women. can we move on? who cares
Shalom!
>>579621021name a more important struggle than that. you can't.
>>579620348>>579620731Catty took Asriel's first kiss and it gave him a thing for fat girls and thus he started dating Fat Dess.
>>579621025Jewish new years is in two weeks from now
>>579620568ew what the fuck is this
>>579621025
>>579621105children dying of aids in africa
>>579620674nah the sloppotrons can't really do complex or highly specific stuff very well without a lot of wrangling and manual tweaks that i can't be bothered withmost of what i do with it is simple vanilla things in non-furry art styles, it's basic but sometimes basic but well-executed is good
>>579621257fat dess
>>579621121I'm pretty sure it was Bratty who did that.
>>579621324I wonder. Is that because of AIDS or living in Africa
People disliking Pink is so strange to me. She’s as developed of a character as Spamton or Gerson, has an awesome battle theme and a fun fight.
>>579621475I hate Miku
>>579621025Happy hanukkah a little early
>>579617067because sometimes lesbian ships in media are just “i want to see two girls kiss” or “i think this would be more cutting edge and forward than a regular hetero relationship even if the hetero relationship makes more sense”. in relation to suselle (that’s gotta be what you’re talking about) kris has more chemistry with both susie and noelle than they have with one another, and krusie and kriselle only amplify the character traits that make each side of the ship interesting. suselle is like “what if toby wrote romantic fanfic about his own characters and did it very badly”
>>579618754I find that unbelievable when he called RudyKnight (the only even remotely possible other knight without huge story revelations) misogynistic
>>579620479it's fuckspeak and fuckspeak is like the hyper of lewd writing/erp the absurdity and nastiness is part of the appeal
>>579620479That's why you use pornmeat for erotic thoughts
>>579619123without it toby wouldn't have gotten producer-san to beat him into shape, so yes
>>579621105quite literally anything that a normal person can relate to
>>579621593How are Susie’s vulnerability and tenderness hidden beneath her scary mask and Noelle’s trauma and desire to express herself not interesting elements of the characters to highlight in a relationship
>>579621475Pink is fine, but as the last shadow crystal boss in a chapter starving of lore importance she's simply poorly placed. It's like if the Mikes fight in Chapter 4 was a shadow crystal fight.
>>579620479furries are not people
>>579621475I'm not homosexual, don't project homosexuality onto her and don't find early 2010s 'ironic' anime ""humor"" interesting or funny, so Pink offers absolutely nothing to me
>>579621798Normal people are able to empathize and relate to struggles, including body dysmorphia. If you're unable to, then you're not a normal person
Chapter 5 was a pacing disaster and absolutely should've been before chapter 4Everyone would clap if the final secret boss was Gerson
>>579621593>thinks any relationship with kris is heterotelly smelly
>>579621810they are, toby just utterly fails at doing any of that
>>579621810Because the story so far hasn't used those elements. Susie and Noelle's relationship as of Chapter 5 comes down to saying they love each other a lot, all the interesting things that can happen are still just a promise that maaaayybeee just maybe it's going to be explored
>>579621758I like how Flowery looks like a vase with a flower
>>5796219935 makes absolutely no sense before 4It also makes no sense as anything but the last chapter before 6/7You have no idea what you’re talking about
>>579621475Deep down I'm still an anime fan, so I don't like poorly done anime parodies.
>>579621810because we see these traits revealed in more interesting ways. kris and ralsei bring out susie's soft side in a way that doesn’t feel like it’s compromising the character or whittling her down into a romantic archetype for the yuris xD, and noelle has weird route and flashback sequences with kris. that scene in 2 where kriselle solve the puzzle together hard mogs basically every suselle scene like half of what susie said in 5 was about noelle. that’s not good
>>579622102He's mostly retarded but he's correct that everyone would pog for Gerson as the final crystal boss
>>579622031if kris weren't a boy toby would let her fall in love thats how you know
>>579621827>thinks Pink doesn't have lore importance despite having been created in 2018without love it cannot be seen
>>579620948Trouble in Terrorist Town, Garry's Mod game mode. We have several Deltarune models and addons. (So it's on-topic, promise)Mind the volume, it gets loud.https://files.catbox.moe/o2bea2.mp4
>>579622041>>579622047I feel like you guys haven’t actually been reading their dialogue since chapter 2Do you skip it all on replaysSeriously go play through the ferris wheel bit in chapter 2 again
>>579622341she had to have her lore importance patched in. her dr equivalent lacks all the charm of her ut equivalent, she is loved only by trannies and gooners
hey guys!
>>579622341Yes I don't need another character telling me Kris and You have issues working together we have to solve, that's completely redundant for anyone paying attention the story
>>579622523exactly
>>579622341Without HRT it (Pink enthusiasm) cannot be seen
um hewwo everyonei am the god of hyperdeathòwóbut i’m also…just a cute wittle goat^w^’
>>579622465no them but what do you think “lore” is anyways Pink is thematically important The entire relationship between Maddie and the Mew Mew Darkner is the relationship between a reader and fiction, the fight is about the positive role that self-insertion can play in self-discovery and self-actualization, but that a failure to respect the creative intention of the original character and twisting them to conform with your desires completely defeats the purpose of self-insertion because the character is destroyed and ceases to be anything but a projection of your own psychosesAlso about the Kris-SOUL relationship obviously, and the relationship of self-insertion many players have with Kris
>>579622412they have some dry and strained banter and then they talk about dess
>>579622785>but that a failure to respect the creative intention of the original character and twisting them to conform with your desires completely defeats the purpose of self-insertion because the character is destroyed and ceases to be anything but a projection of your own psychosespeople who headcanon every character as being mentally ill…
>>579622409Lumbridge...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zfKXUOTDZM
>>579622785its not that deep and youre just applying a reading that you find interesting onto her. in truth she is simply a poorly done kris/soul parallel and a goofy quirky animu catgirl
>>579622859Maddie is a hikikomori with anger issues who violently hates herself? This is the text
>>579622785>no them but what do you think “lore” is anywaysThanks to FRIENDniggers jacking off their shitty meme face it became really obvious that “lore” means “spooky crap” which is why 90% of the game is dismissed as le filler (because this fanbase is underage and looking for their new fix)
>>579622341Ange should've been in Deltarune
>>579622771*awwww sfx*
>>579622771bless
>>579622924>it’s not that deepDude the relationship between fiction and reality is like one of the main themes of the game and every crystal boss speaks on it in some major way
>>579622952KEK
pinktrannies need to accept mad dummy/mew whatever is a terrible choice for a shadow crystal boss and stop coping
Nude Seth with penice and vag versionshttps://files.catbox.moe/j3b1uf.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/xng8po.jpeg
Milk looker is deep ironic commentary on the player's emotional detachment from the narrative being shown which poisons their own enjoyment because they want to feel superior and get a schadenfreude out of which character gets the short end of the stick
Like is the problem that I overcomplicated it a little bit? If you destroy the original character there is nothing to insert into and nothing to use to discover and realize yourself. It’s that simple. It connects with the Kris-SOUL parallel really neatly
>>579622998why did toby pick all this rainbow shit for the fight it's gay
>>579623364me when GerSHIT
>>579623386It's satisfying that penis Seth still has small tits
>>579623426the problem is that you dont see the irony in your words. you're narcissistic enough to think that toby wants to put a message in the game about how self inserting is bad only if you self insert so hard that you can't self insert healthily anymore. which is retarded
is toby fox actually straight irl?
>>579623562
The reason Deltarune discussion is so bad outside of 4chan is that Toby intended Deltarune for the annoying ~14 year old Undertale players who are now in their mid 20s but the fandom got taken over by a new cohort of ~14 year olds who are even stupider because ipads and covid fucked up their brain development.
>>579623650he's zoo exclusive
does toby fo
>>579623636How is the idea that Toby would affirm a healthy self-insertion “narcissistic”? What do you even mean by that, here? Do you think Toby is condemning Maddie for wanting to be with the Darkner at all? No, of course not, the point is to find a harmony. A healthy self-insertion.
>>579623650Yes but he did the classic nerd boy thing of accidentally falling in love with a lesbian and it's clearly given him a whole complex about it that manifests itself in being a supporting ally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2vWDWxYJBc
>>579623786Deltarune discussion largely feels just as bad within 4chan desu ne sempai
>>579622412Okay, I watched it again as per requested. I think this scene is quite good, actually, it elaborates a lot. There is a good reasoning for why Noelle likes Susie and vice versa. But I'm still complaining their relationship is just sunshine and rainbows all the time with nothing negative or seriously threatening them just yet.These scenes don't feel good to really experience though. Putting the player in Susie's dating support while you watch them it's like Toby is pushing my head at the screen telling me to like them. It feels far too self indulgent, which the chapter 5 scene went really, really overboard with. I know, his game, his dream, but not great.
>>579623826anyone who isn't a narcissist will understand it as a soul/kris parallel instead of thinking hmmm. how can i make this about me?
>>579623969>The entire relationship between Maddie and the Mew Mew Darkner is the relationship between a reader and fiction, the fight is about the positive role that self-insertion can play in self-discovery and self-actualization, but that a failure to respect the creative intention of the original character and twisting them to conform with your desires completely defeats the purpose of self-insertion because the character is destroyed and ceases to be anything but a projection of your own psychosesIs this pro-trans or anti-trans?!
>>579624091Dude it’s about the relationship between people and fiction generally. And the Kris-SOUL relationship is YOUR relationship with Kris, dude.
>>579623786the reason it's bad is because of social media algosgood and reasonable arguments don't get people mad and are harder to argue against and get buried, bad and irrational arguments piss people off and are easy to dunk on and get lots of engagementthe kids don't even know what a good and rational argument looks like, they have simply never seen one, not even ones that support their own stances
>>579624264Friend should rape him while I watch
toby fox emotionally manipulated me using MUSIC and GRAPHICS to make me cry to videogames
>>579624274I also love this game but it's been a lot of kids' first exposure to many tropes and RPG ideas, and exposing yourself to a parody and subversion before the real thing is a bad way of learning about media
>>579624264
>>579624259dude! lmao
pink is foreshadowing for the vessel returning you faggots
>>579624432
bringer of ruin
>>579624424Satire is a fantastic tool to reach greater understanding of media and specific subjects, you just have to be smart to enough to know what it is and get your satire from someone who is actually witty.
I’m like media sub-literate
>>579624424how far back would you have to go back to get 'the real thing'? people have been reinventing shit since forever
>>579624579I truly wonder how this kind of fanart is going to age once we finally know the deal is with those damn cats
>>579624663Anything made by Square before they merged into Squaresoft.
Pink destroys the anti-escapism, seal Castle Town, Susie get out of that closet and get beaten by your parents like a real dragon reading of Deltarune
Pink DESTROYS Deltarune
Pink destroys my anal sphincter
>>579625183You're assuming deltarune ends with the world still intact
Was making a game that relies on knowing 90s/00s JRPG tropes with a writing style that appeals to people born after 2007 part of Toby's original plan?
hello who is pink? is this pink? she is very cute.
>>5796237864chan isn't something special place and the discussion here isn't good. You're just misanthropic and think saying things bad = deep discussion. 90% of 4chan posts are inherently dishonest and bad faith arguments or fetish spam
>>579625504what "90s/00s JRPG tropes" is deltarune "relying" on
Pink CUMFLATED your mindcunny
I don't want to sound misogynistic but Deltarune is way too female centric to the point it lacks important male characters and that is causing lack of relatability to me
>>579625851this is exactly the kind of epic post that makes deltarune discussion on 4chan so great and stimulating haha!
>>579625984We're saying what everyone else is thinking.
>>579625948You have berdly.What, you don't like being reduced to a single note joke character that exists to get shit on by the real chracters?
>>579625948Lancer added just the right amount of boyish charm for me. Tragic he no longer participates in adventures as of chapter 4.
deltarune doesnt even make sensehow does a tv have hopes and dreams?when does it start having hopes and dreams? in the tv production facility? after the facility? or in the production materials before they were even processed
>>579626235Last Thursday.
Everyone in dark worlds 1-3 were created by KrisKris is Tenna's dadKris is Spamton's dad
last christmas, i gave you mah fave but the very next day, you gave it awaythis year, to save me from tearsi give it to someone special
>>579625948this is how all men in /co/ sound to me
did i miss something cool?
>>579626697But /co/ is obsessed with watching shows made for little girls, Toby fox never told me his game was made for girls
>>579626884>December...>... All you had to say was I didn't do it, I was possessed by Chara.>Why... Why would you pleade guilty?
>>579626871*chomps ur head off* noh~
>>579626884ts is getting boring now
>>579625948Just troon out, you'll be fine (Toby's secret agenda)
>>579626897you should have known considering it was girls (actual and real) on tumblr who got his game popular in the first place. he's also a straight (?) male into nerdy chicks like temmie
>>579627028kris should be groomed by a character i want to have sex with for a change
>>579627179
Yes Kris I need to always walk behind you keep those hips swinging mmm yeah
Anyone else here almost as old as Toby? I understand all his references but feel like a failure in comparison to all he's accomplished at the same time. He was already making a name for himself in his late teens, and I was just watching a lot of anime and playing a lot of TF2 and Garry's Mod instead at the time.But yeah every time I go to a Deltarune community everyone's like 16-19 and I feel like I entered a kindergarten class.
>>579627329I'm making a big comicGo make something
>>579627329how old is toby i need to know how bad i should feel
>>579627329how old is he again
>>579626897/co/ is essentially two boards, a cartoon board for freaks with extreme fetishes who watch little girls' shows all day and a capeshit board for 40 year old incels (and a third, smaller comic book board for people who hate their life)
if you are 34 and have accomplished nothing of value what are you even doing with your life
>>579627475>>57962747634
Can you still even get a boner at 34?
>>579627179it's not that it's just that every kress image is the same. like we get it she's a pedogroomer
>>579627565Playing video games and wageslaving mostly. Maybe I'll pick up painting or something. Mostly so I can paint myself having sex with Queen.
>>579627586>i have three years to overtake himflowery, guide my hand
i'll be 34 in 7 years damn i better practice harder
Heh… look at these OLD MEN… (I’m 26)
>>579627562It's extremely generous to imply that the place even discusses its source material substantially, it feels like /v/-lite at this point.
>>579627586ok i'm five years younger than himchapter 2 dropped five years ago, when he was the same age i am nowwell at least i'm not single
>Toby releases Chapter 3 and 4 when he's 33>Jesus died at 33>Rule 34
i feel like a little baby compared to some of you in your 30s
>>579627329toby grew up in a good family and likely had more opportunities than you did ranging from having parents who could afford to pay for piano lessons to being friends with andrew hussie, dont feel too bad
>>579628085i am profoundly socially stunted if that makes you feel any better
>>579628085As an old fuck I used the internet when I was 10 and felt like a baby compared to everyone around me. Then I blinked and now I struggle to find people even my age, everyone is 20-25. It'll happen to you eventually.
>>579628148being groomed by hussie truly has its benefits
>>579627924Hey, I’m trying my best here. But everyone just calls me slurs and makes fun of the way I talk.
i'm old!
>>579627659i'm not mocking you to clarify, i'm just also bored of it. noelle/dess is the more interesting problematic ship anyway
>>579628289id like to think by that point in my life i would have enough friends to not want more, because getting old sounds like it sucks if you don't do everything right
what would you do if you were a tall buff dragon girl and a cute svelte femboy hugged and nuzzled you and went uwu?
Sometimes I think about how media that takes like 20 years to finish like manga or whatever has the characters suspended in the span of a few weeks or in Deltarune's case like one week. If the Deltateens aged in real time they'd already be wageslaving.
Most famous artists and musicians make it big around 25-30. 30-40 happens too but it's more rare and usually the result of someone who was successful at a regular job pivoting to more creative aspirations. Sometimes you get a dude like Willie Nelson who started early in his 20s but nobody cared until he was like 42 at which point he became massive.Pink Floyd members were already in their early 30s when Dark Side was released after spending their 20s piddling around with trippy space music and nursery rhymes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl-Ms_ek-kE
>>579628528It sucks regardless. Time goes by faster and you get more health problems and can't do things as well as you used to.
>>579628528unfortunately by that age your friends start having significant others and then kids or moving to japan or some shit and you have to really put effort into maintaining the friendship or some die for reasons beyond your control>>579628627i'm a detective conan fan, it's craziest there
Whatever gets her away from Sans I guess
>>579628615nothing inappropriate
fave wonders if wageslaving is only for retail/food service workers like catti, or if it applies to all jobs, even good paying ones that require degrees
>>579628690musicians are infamous for dying at age 27 so that probably skews the numbers
>>579628627Unironically one of my most favorite parts of Dragon Ball is that Goku goes from a kid to a grandpa in his 50’s and I want to do the same thing
>>579627329I'm 30.Toby Fox is 34.I used to feel like a failure too but like, you have to get a picture of Toby's life. He has happen support his whole life for his creative endeavors from his family and friends. His parents took an interest in his creativity at a young age and still do to this day. Most of the other people I know my age were told by their parents being creative is a waste of time, and to do something useful with your time. So yeah, maybe you'll never be Toby Fox but you're comparing yourself to perhaps the single most successful indie developer of our time.I'm 30. I just discovered I like doodling in mspaint. My computer is littered with the remains of hundreds of abandoned creative projects from mods, to stories, to gameplay mechanics, to entire games for over 15 years. My creative talent is pretty juvenile. Very rough and tumble. I learned more about drawing doodling here in a few months than I have in years. It's the creativity equivalent of being raised by wolves. Feeling like a failure isn't going to get you anywhere. Being overly critical of beginner's work isn't going to get you anywhere either, since it's where you're going to have to start too. It's easy to go with those negative feelings because they are "true." But indulging a feelings just because it's true, isn't useful at all. It's like those lovecraftian stories where the guy sees a big octopus in the sky and goes crazy because "The truth is I'm just an ant to this thing." Those aren't useful thoughts to have, even if they're "true."Your goal as a budding artist that wasn't supported creatively at a young age is to maintain your morale. You have to actively combat being dissuaded from being creative. Don't get worried about about stopping yourself from having an 'ego.' Since you need to make something decent to have an ego about it in the first place. (Unless you're really ego maniacal, in which case you would never feel like a failure in the first place.)Just make.
>>579628757Wageslaving is when you work full time but still have a shitty quality of life because you don’t make enough money anyway, at least imo
>>579628757it depends but im sure there are surgeons out there who hate their jobs and feel like butcher slaves
>>579628690im already late 20s and can only play some simple rhythm chords of buckethead song
>>579628757It all sucks and takes up way too much of your time and energy if you actually try to do a good job. And if you don’t try to do a good job you want to kill yourself for being a useless parasite. I think it would be better if we worked with friends and family instead of being traded around the country between different faceless corporations only to be disposed of within at most a few years at a time
>>579628838Even most of the guys who die at 27 were only famous for a couple years. They are tragic because they were usually early in their career with only two or three albums out usually.
>>579628838Being older than Kurt Cobain when he died fucks me up so bad.
30 is still pretty young and im not sure how you couldn’t think that unless you live your life online and ONLY ever enter spaces full of kids. desu im 25 for reference. the 32 year old in my office is treated like a kid by the 50somethings
>>579628907Thanks anon. You have a good heart.
>>579629208I feel like it’s because your 30s really expose if you’ve been keeping decent health habits or if you’ve been hard carried by natural youth till that point
the oldies are crying... grow up!!!!
>>579629208entering your 30s feels really really bad if you let yourself go in your 20s and so you age poorly and also if you dont have any sort of career/are poor
Life is boring, personal projects are also boring and most of the time unsuccessful even if you do successfully make a game or whatever. Shouldn't you guys try starting families?
>>579629208TikTok has made it so 20 somethings are simultaneously babies that get groomed and also the only age you're not a dying unfuckable old person I guess. I always thought it was weird we only get a decade of adulthood before we're considered "old"
>>579627329>He was already making a name for himself in his late teens, and I was just watching a lot of anime and playing a lot of TF2 and Garry's Mod instead at the time.Fucking felt, I feel like I didn't become a person until I was 25
>>579628757You're actually 1000% more enslaved working at a "good career" with a degree because it limits the scope of your options infinitely. A cook who doesn't like his job can literally just walk out the door without a fuck to give and go work anywhere else. If you walk out of your suit and tie office job good luck finding another equivalent professional job fast because you just fucked up all your benefits, insurance, retirement fund, etc. just because you wanted out. Cooks can be replaced, but it's harder to own their life like property the same way highly paid professionals are owned and kept in line.
>>579629340omega truthery, i think i would have killed myself if i were to turn 30 and still be wage slaving with no end in sight, while all my friends are midway into their actual careers
i'm 27 very soon and i feel fine. but i think the only thing i'm scared of is losing the shield of youth, the world doesn't give you a lot of chances or benefit of the doubt if you're too "old"
My age only makes me feel insecure when playing online games because telling my parents I’m still playing feels weird unlike my school yearsThis is why I barely play anymore
>>579629390as if that would magically fix the problem (unless it's with ralsei)
>>579629390>just start a familyYou realize someone else has to WANT that, right? Like, someone has to agree to spend the rest of their life with you.
>>579629485a cook who hates his job would not have any of those things anyway, and you can always pivot downwards into entry level work like that, so what difference does it make other than the option of having golden handcuffs? oh no money and insurance and benefits that's so terrible
>>579629390my coworkers keep asking me when am i going to get married or start dating and its spooky as fuck like no man i dont want a life where 90% of my free time is eaten up by a wife and kids i like going home and playing video gaems and drawing and…
in fairness to our /utg/ grindfags, most of the musicians and artists we look up to didn't have to contend with a pandemic. toby only got a captive audience out of it because he already had infrastructure set up.
deltarune isn't a good gamerape fetishists shill it hard but it's just a shitty rape game with no content
>>579629654>you can always pivot downwards Lol no, you get hard denied entry level work once you've hit a salary and have expectations.
>>579629390>starting a family>in a thread where most straightfags are hopeless romantic favefagsSurely you are about to share some easy DIY blueprints for that "Getting Into Games Machine".
>>579629418word and for many people their 20s will be spent grinding or just trying to claw out of the hole they were born into
>>579629765literally just lie on your resume and omit details that are irrelevant, Ive done it several times and not once have wageslave jobs cared to fact check
>>579629873
is it possible that ralsei is buffing our stats from one chapter to the next
>>579629706I feel like, unless you were an upper middle class white guy whose parents supported him from day 1 AND you happened to be best chums with a guy who owned nerd culture for nearly a decade, you can't reasonably compare yourself to Toby. He's a case of unique circumstances and getting lucky.
>>579629579You're almost 30, surely you've made yourself a little bit presentable and tolerable to be around
>>579629418its the media trying to sell us shit, look at all that anti-aging crap people are marketed to put on their face or drink that doesn't even work said old man gerson disdainfully
>>579629932It's possible since the stats are seemingly entirely arbitrary as it is
>>579629830and all that grinding could be for nothing just because the job market decided they don't want more of whatever you studied for by the time you graduate so you're expected to fuck off and die somewhereworld is a fuck and nothing is guaranteed and you can do everything you're supposed to and do all the correct rituals and performance and still get nothing and you'll be blamed for not trying hard enoughsaid pizzapants
>>579629932reasonable, considering no violence frisk never got any power up
>>579630209but we still do get a LV increase from sealing fountains
Chappy 2 Noelle hits different than post-3 and 4 Noelle
>>579630307wait do we get a power up midway through ch4?
>>579630434NoI guess it's chapter completion that does that actually
Deltarune should have a gta sa mission passed respect + screen after we finished sealing a fountain
>>579629537So if I understand you want to play but don't because of that insecurity? That sounds pretty annoying to deal with in your head. Have you tried tackling that insecurity? You don't owe your parents an explanation of everything you do in your free time. Besides the world is extremely different from their expectations. My Dad would give me a ton of crap for playing too many games in school and getting distracted but now he's completely possessed by Tic-Tok and Instagram reels. Have some mercy on yourself. Gaming online is here to stay, even for us oldfags.
>>579630412chapter 2 was the only time i liked noelle, and calling it anything other than a vague appreciation for her and Kris's tenuous friendship would be an exaggeration
as a former weird gamer girl, i feel like i should like noelle more than i do. at least all the weird route fanart is kino
>>579630583It’s more like kid me felt comfortable telling my parents I’m busy but adult me feels like that doesn’t really fly anymore, but that makes my neurotic brain not want to play much online because what IF they ask me to do something oh nooooo
>>579630073I’m a pasty chubby nerdy middle income white guy with bad social skills and a below average penis who posts on 4chan about Deltarune.
>>579630790>former
>>579630790>former weird gamer girlformerly a girl or formerly gamer?you post here so you are still weird as shit.
>>579626884We need more long hair Dess. Wolfcut is such a shit ahh hairstyle
Welcome to Who's Deltarune is it Anyway where everything is made up and the stats don't matter.
>>579630862There are billions of Asians.
>>579630880Hey Kraut do you feel that transsexuals should be allowed to present as such in public
>>579630979What a creepy fucking thing to say.
Imagine…>chapter 4>sans introduces papyrus to toriel so he can meet new people>it goes well, he’s friendly and approachable despite how awkward he is compared to UT papyrus>she invites the both of them to breakfast with butterscotch pies along with susie>she offers papyrus a spot on the choir which he reluctantly accepts because she’s just that nice>kris comes home to him sleeping in asriel’s bed while sans and toriel dance in the living room>come chapter 5>kris wakes up to find him playing dragon blazers on the tv>come chapter 6 kris comes down the stairs to find him helping toriel make breakfast while wearing one of asriel’s old clothes>sans walks into the room wearing a pink hawaiian shirt>he sits down to eat>”heh, these pies are so delicious it’d be a crime.”>”now that I mention it, undyne’s been gone for a while. you think I can fill in as police chief in the meantime?”
>>579630879i'm old (woman)!>>579630880yeah...
>>579631075Finally, the /utg/hag....
shitter refreshed before i could retweet the cutest ralsei ever man im hurt
>>579630862all those things can be changed
I wish Deltarune wasn't the only game I still cared about. I used to try everythung and now I can't be bothered cause there's so much and a lot of it sucks.
>>579631052oh god... is undyne in the pie?
I'm stuck in a loop about looking at utdr content then eating then looking at more utdr then jerking off what the fuck how do I break these beads' path??
>>579631178GTA6 is literally releasing in a couple of months
>>579631018aren't those that get off to wearing girls clothes?
>>579630862none of those things are a problem unless you're straight
>>579631274do people here actually play those games?
>>579631018Kraut-chan is just a little insecure because she thinks she doesn't pass despite people addressing her as "she" or "ma'am" when she goes out in a t-shirt and jeans.
>>579630790I mean weird gamer girl is just like, part of Noelle.The main thing is she's wearing a mask nearly 24/7 and only kinda lets it down when talking about games, since she can be a little expressive there in how she keeps 7 headless cats. Faha. But really the weird gamer girls I knew were not passing as polite normal girls but more like "tEH pENGUIN oF d00M!" style like the way Temmie speaks. The weird quirked up gamer girl is the mask. For Noelle her mask is just normal polite school girl.That'd be my guess why you don't feel more for Noelle.
>>579631075cosplay carol
>>579631274I feel like GTA the biggest society wide psyop ever made. I associate people who go "BROOO" with broccoli hair to be the main demographic for it. I dunno man. But I'm a weeb who grew up with JRPGs so I shouldn't talk.
>>579631274GTA Vice City released in 2002, an HD remake isn't that exciting.Without the cultural relevance of Scarface and Miami Vice it's just regular boring modern day Miami.
>>579631378imma be honest this is not the funniest bit i've seen
In retrospect Asriel being the knight was obvious.
>>579631582What is the funniest bit you've seen?
I'm a larper
>>579631296Women don't care about penis size, that's just something guys invented in their own heads over generations of porn. The lack of social skills is a bigger problem
>>579631630my peanus weanus of course
>>579631502GTA6 is just gonna be the next Cyberpunk 2077-styled new release crashout but instead of for Witcher 3 fans its for gun and ball gamers.
>>579631650SPHanon definitely cares
>>579631650>Women don't care about penis sizePeople keep saying this, and I still don't believe it.
Chapter 6 Suselle KissKris cuck cutscene2 years wait time for chapter 7Get fucking prepared, bros....
>>579631502i have normie slightly nerdy male acquaintences who will all be playing it, i think its like a blockbuster movie in a way>>579631746if you get far along enough for a woman to look at it irl you're doing better than the guys here
>>579631620yeah if deltarune chapters only released on opposite days
I go apeshit when I see a woman post in /utg/ and my IQ drops into the negatives. The mere fact that a woman could possibly enjoy something that I also enjoy turns me into an animal.
im 27 and it occurred to me the other day that i haven't really lived at all. mu life swing between total depression and momentary happiness that i cant explain properly to anyone but myself. swing from schools to schools. from bed to work. from one state to another without any real connection to what i really want inside. someday i feel like a stranger to myselfi want to live
I'm surprised "Kris's motivation for villainy is being a cuck" is a surprisingly plausible theory in 2026. Bravo Toby.
>Dess grooming KrisDone too much, boring, basic>Maddie and Mew Mew grooming KrisInnovative, fresh, hot
>>579632043Kris grooming Dess
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>>579632043>Carol grooming KrisThe one true path forgotten by man
>>579631158I don’t really want to stop being myself. I mostly stay inside and pursue nerdy hobbies like Deltarune and anime and early modern history because those are what genuinely interest me. I’m chubby because I like to bake casseroles and cakes. My job already drains me of so much vitality, I’m not putting any more of myself into it just to make a little bit of extra money and impress women. I don’t know. Maybe I’m a manchild. Maybe I should grow up. But I just can’t make myself do it. It makes me sad but I’m not too tremendously torn up about it at this point. I asked a girl out in high school once, and it really didn’t go well.>>579631296Well, some of us are.Fave authored this post, by the way. All of it. Every last Deltarune-related word.
Today...is a NEO dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NOGslZO9o4Kicking the Knight across the lake and PROCEEDINGallcapsidc to LIGHTitsWORLD up with above water battles, with the occasional whirpools and tsunamis from our impacts
>>579632104CUTE
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only poster here that likes women my own age...
>>579631650ok but my point is that lacking social skills is also only a problem if you're straight, men are more understanding of that sort of thingand there are guys that actively prefer pasty chubby nerds with small dicks
>>579632171you like women?
>>579632268>and there are guys that actively prefer pasty chubby nerds with small dicksSupposedly women like this exist, but they prefer to live in the shadows.
I like Dess
>>579632171rare cattifag W
fact: anybody whoever comments on anything is a god damn weirdo80% of any traffic on any site are lurkers20% are the god damn weirdosso do not be worried about not being very similar to the weirdos, they're so dang weird
>>579631914Same but I'm also a virgin.
im a sicko
>>579632171I like women at least 5 years older than me but that's not happening
>>579631907this is the gay fuzzy cwitter rpg adventures game dawg men are in the minority
>>579632171I'm a chronic masturbator but I don't know if I really want to date a woman but I certainly don't want to date a man so I don't know man
damn, doom/goon/groom&repeat is really thirsty today
>>579631935this ralsei looks more into anal than usual
>>579632459Only 5? I've been down bad for 50 year old MILFs before and it's getting worse.
so this is basically a gay furry erp chatroom?
>>579632171Not the only freak with an "Adult Women Fetish", surely we'll make it someway, somehow?
>>579632659listen we’re on page 9 just roll with it
>>579632659Yeah :/
>>579632659There are also sexy hags here that taunt me with their elusiveness.
>being on /utg/ and not being a furry or a hag lover
>>579632659It's been like that since 2016 dawg
>>579632640a grim reflection of the poster's self.
>>579632654people into 50 year old women are who freud was talking about
>>579632659Sometimes we like Kris and nice gotes
>>579632659bisexual in my case
>>579632659...*flops dick out*woops haha whats happening here
>>579632659Obviously. What else would it be?
>>579632348i've seen no evidence of women actually being into anything other than conventionally attractive meneven the dogfuckers aren't actually into dogs, they're just living dildos to them
>>579632693cute chara
If I met a woman I could actually relax around I don’t think it would matter that much how old she was or what she looked like
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>>579632654enlightened
>>579632617>>579632834So I take it the job search has been going poorly?Your limited prospects and doors closing on you got you down? You could always wash some dishes and learn how to make donner kebabs and maybe one day you could be like me.
>>579632348I remember there was a woman on /co/ who really wanted to fuck the guy from Welcome to Eltingville and drew tons of art of it. Bill Dickey?>>579632936Not to mention all the Spamtenna fujos. And just go on AO3 to see all the weird shit women like.
The fuck is a "Thunder Kebab"
>>579633241spamtenna fujos always draw them as conventionally attractive menexcept for painter but i have no proof she's a woman
>>579633350we saw her back, it had spamton tattooed on it.
>>579633350are you the fag from yesterday whining about how bisexual women are just self-inserting
>>579633349I don't know we only call them Gyros here and pronounce it like "Euro" instead of the way you say it in "Gyroscope"
>>579633513Gyros are greek, Döner is turkish.both are meat from a meat from a spit, usually lamb for both, and i am sure there are ethnic differences between the perparation or some ingredients but imagine trying to explain to a turk that they are the same, because either will try to disembowel you for saying they are the same.same for pierogi, ravioli, maultaschen.
>>579634126nobody cares about names like you pretend they do
>>579631378This is honestly the funniest bit I’ve seen
>>579634376they do a lot.especially itaians, becuase they're idiots.
>>579633152>be like meSo like…a fat, balding pedophile??
