Previous: >>579595496>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I miss him.
Torena doesn't like small ears.
RICE HATE
>>579612202the CUMA danchud...
>>579612164Cute Laisu.
bwos I cannot get back out of class 5.5 even with summer sexshi. How do you do it?
are you ready
>>579612210Onii-sama likes em big
waheyI might run laisu for cm19 too
>>579612164IT IS the rice hour.
>>579612287nyooo, i need a plat already...
>>579612210Rice likes her toraina big
>>579612164>Final race of qualifiers>It's against a Mile S End XOg posted to Gate 1 with a 73% winrate>Despite getting Gate 1 she swung wide on the corner anyway>My poor FineMo that has won only once in 39 races actually has a chance in this final race against the most dangerous threat this CM>Mile A Rice Shower on XOg's team pops in front of everyone in the end anyway>Shower oshi
>>579612258Yaeno headbutting a buff T head torena
Digitan LOVE
>>579612258Dober fantasising about herself pregnant and doing double v signs like in her filthy doujins.
Running a single wit card on a non wit bonus uma is brutal How are people getting 1400 speed on a non speed growth uma with two speed cards? Letting Shiraoki-sama take the wheel?
>>579612240Very cute.
Barely begun:https://jiggie.fun/_nWKI5https://jiggie.fun/_nWKI5
>>579612258Digitan and Dober in seiza pose reading doujins from a pile
>>579612258still in love wearing ramonu's clothes and being distraught that the boob window shows how flat she is
>>579612418I did 1570 on Brickey last CM with 2 speed but I luckshitted hard on that
>>579612258Tamamo carrying a penis pump
>>579612258Chibiposter! One Doto and Opera O pointing basedjak please
>>579612409Digitan isn't this dignified.
>>579612382Rice says this
Rice sexoo
>>579612258oguri cap on a platter, tied up and with an apple in her mouth like pic related
She is my oshi tho
finals soon
>>579612258Almond Eye doing dual fingerguns with a smirk
>>579612661>>579612669Fuck Oguri
>>579612327onii-samaaaaaaa......
>>579612697
>>579612669>>579612661THE RAPED
Post winner RicesMine turned out pretty bad but I'm still proud of her
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>579612697every day
>>579612408
Soup status?
>>579612886I'm in
h-help?
>>579612756Witlet speedlet raisu still wins sometimes
>>579613001bot banwave happened yesterday
>>579612743It is imperative the you send the deck now, I want my opera to win too
>>579612258el condor pasa doing the oguri grin
>>579612258doto feeding chocolate to air shakur tied to a chair and screaming
>>579612756Round 2 has not been kind but I still believe in her!
>>579613220
>>579612697YES SIR PROCEEDING TO IMPREGNATE
>>579612258Still in Love hopelessly watching her trainer conversing with a thick Mejiro Ramonu, similar to pic rel, but make Still in Love actually behind them in the distance
>>579613256STOP MOCKING ME
>>579612834that’s bamboo memory but thanks anyways sloppadachi
>>579612756I don't expect to win finals, mile maven and speed star didn't finish too
>>579613127This deck took some thinking.I tried 2 speed and I couldn't get 1400 consistentlyThen I noticed she had 10% wit bonus and decided to take the hit on wit and added Sweepy instead of FineMo because she already has Speed Star inheritanly.I decided on Sweep over any other speed card because she needs A LOT of SP. She has Speed Star, Killer Tunes and non-standard distance base so I needed as much SP as possibleI am happy with this one. The only complaint is that Kitasan didn't finish. Good luck fellow haoh-fag.
You don't even have evidence that she is evil
>>579613514She called me a slur after I told her I’d rather keep our relationship professional and then backpedaled and tried to convince me that Palmer taught her didn’t tell her what it means.
So which card is a better borrow for Pace chuds wit Oguri or Nishino?
My first win......
>>579612487>>579612412
>>579613668Based on what I heard, Oguri has amazing hints and the gold skill has like a 1/6 or something chance of hitting at god timing while Nishino has worse skills but is relatively consistent at giving you 0.3.This is exclusively talking about the next CM
>>579613723sex
>>579613668Track dependent. Descent is really strong on certain tracks
I can't believe zephyr is a rapist uma too...
https://x.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/2094580234926325917Shakur bros...
>>579612164I was promised a Samson OP
>>579612164Cute hero
Fuji Kiseki
>>579613702Nice job, I still remember my first URA win with Bakushin, those were the days...
>30 carrots for thisthey should buff the cheevos a bit
>>579614054yup, canon tail hug
>>579612258Smug Fuji Kiseki with a gold medal between her tits, replacing the tie of her racewear.
>>579614054she takes grabs your hand in the very first character story episode too...
>>579614054she's the tail hugger
>>579612258Seiun Sky catching Gyarados while fishing
Dick status?
>>579612505
>>579614054Based
Mambo is dying.#SaveMambo
>>579614505you can't post that
Would you drown with the ship or would you jump on a lifeboat and go on one of the many ships nearby that aren't sinking?Pic unrelated
>>579614505
My mind is dirty as fuck because I can't see any of Doto's lines as innocentIt's like there's a layer of horniness to itShe's weird
>>579614537I'm sticking for this monthnobody's recruiting anyway
>>579614505Hot
are these niggas serious
>>579614656nah man that’s on you
>>579614684you could join umajong 2
>>579614490Her chest is too erotic. It's obscene.
>>579614684Wrong Mambo is recruiting
:3
I love my genius wife!
>>579614719IF THEY MADE ONE
Baby factory
>>579614684Didn't a Mambwo go to one of the A+ /v/ clubs? I think some of them are still recruiting
>>579614537Not in Mambo, but the only reason I leave my club is if danchou decides to disband it
>>579614708I don't know why people just don't throw in a clanker or something at least.
>>579614837yak/uma/n is real bro their members are just on cd for another 12h....
Zephyr is autistic, people are too distracted by the holy tits to notice that
>>579614883wouldnt it be in their best interest to just make the club on an alt and join mambo or some shit for a month while they wait it's enabled for gibs
>>579614980Idk probably. You'd have to tell them though, I'm chilling in my comfy club...
>>579614980I think it's an old club so they'll get gibs
>>579614883Why would their members be on cd when jong dancho kicked everyone?
>>579613514Bright is a good horse with no trace of evil inside of her.
>>579615072Apparently a lot of them left after the disband announcement. I'm mostly just piecing this stuff together from reading the thread from last night.
>>579614934But autism and tits are both green flags.
>>579614980Mambo's been through enough... stop...
>>579614064Next bread
>>579612697The amount of people pretending they oshi oguri is hilarious when none of her features are even appealing. Just say you're a metafaggot and move on.
>>579615097True!
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>579615282Cuties
Ok, but I seriously need to join a new club. Is anyone scouting?
>>579615376Mambo is but that's probably the club you're leaving...
i look like this
>>579615169i wouldnt mind if jongers joined for a month thougheverbeit....
>>579615368
>>579615478You guys need to stop taking in summer interns imo
hey (you), yes (you), autis/uma/ is currently looking for ONE dacchi to join our A club with the current goal of getting back into A+As of this month we do have a quota of 45 million, so just do your auto fan runs, its that easy!apply either in game, or by posting your id here and waiting for an invite, and hopefully we'll see you in the club soon!
Fuji isn't that big
>>579614684this one's pretty good >>579615569if i wasn't in my current club i'd join either autis/uma/ or dacchis
This wouldnt have happened if you guys played MahjSoul instead of Riichi City you know
>>579615478At least you still have Kimono bwo, maybe Aelred can join with a new spy account for a while...
>>579615487Just as ugly as pandora
>>579615569i forgot to mention, if you apply in game, make sure to have /uma/ in your bio, otherwise i'll have no idea youre a dacchi from here
>>579615686Riichi city is better though. Uma for this feel?
>>579615795katsuragi ace
>>579606868>>579611565And here I tried to draw something Nice.
>>579615710he got kicked larpgwo...
>>579615842 cute
>>579615903Oh it says he's still in Mambo on the doxx sites, but you're right he's kicked
>>579616070kachow...
Bricked got 1 slot but I'm no danchou
HOLY FUCK I WANT TO BE STUCK BETWEEN BIWA AND ZEPHYR AND THEIR STUPID FLUFFY HAIR AND FURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579612532I dunno what a basedjak is but heres that one meme
>>579615842>absGay
>>579615842cutie
>>579616321newcutie...snoy is auto-filtered to basedlike desu desu
>>579616487what's the one that got filtered to desu
>>579616487I don't like her faceIt makes me feel like a prey being mocked
>>579616321based
>>579616526tbhdesu
>>579615838no. kitasan black
>>579616548when did we start jacking off ai images so much
>>579616487sorry I dont use buzzwords or lurk those boards
>>579616526tbdesu
>the whole point of xoguri + 2 debuffers is to be a lazynigger with an easy to train umaSo normal people like us will just run her as pace instead of mutating, nyes?
>>579614505this is surprisingly too hot
Nerd sex
>>579616583For me it's around the time they became good since I'm not a culture warrior retard
The sample for WINNING LIVE 35 is outhttps://youtu.be/xhmSwyT2p0E
>>579616597NOOOOO SHE'S IN TEH SOUP
Shit outfit Shit uma
>>579613514>>579615097Benevolent horse
>>579615838>>579616572don't compare this cute mare to boyumas
>>579616605yeppers. just pray you don't get matched with a tryhard end hogger and you pretty much shit on everyone else
>>579616683Epiphaneia's voice actress has a great voice when singing but I cannot stand Epiphaneia in any way.
>>579616583Unfortunately the chibi slopper is good at what he does unlike other braindead sloppers
I wonder if umas can smell that you just jacked off
when is sweepy v3
>>579616778
>>579616773Fluffy cuddlable horse
>>579615842>absBased, now I can ruin them with a career ending pregnancy
>>579616873cute
mejiro ramenu
>>579616961>t.cuckold
GrASS Wonder
>>579617062>thinks of getting cheated on whenever he sees an umaOk bro
cuckold here umas for me?
>>579617025This is why hags are so ugly.
>new uma banner>wow she looks pretty I should roll her and make her my wife>no carrots because of rolling the last banner>30 rolls and nothing>repeat this for every bannerWhy am I like this?
>>579612648
Narita Brian the shadow ass
>>579617139I want to bend over grass and rape her
>>579617171Curren, Chiyo, Jordan
>>579617062>projecting
umamusume fan larper ranking1. Agnes tachyon-----powergap------2. Sakura Laurel3. Satono Diamond4. Symboli Sirius5. Still in Larp
>>579617025my beautiful hag wife
How many carats have you guys wasted?
>>579617212H-hot
>>579617139Umarican girls are the best…
>>579617212obuhi cap as in pig
I didn't know Tsurumaru was this big
>>579617164>>579617258Dark-skinned ningens shouldn't exist
>>579617290rolled 100 times on the original Brian banner and didnt get her.... but thats about it really. I've been hodling and only spending smartly since.
>>579617276>no urara?
>>579617290It's not a waste when you get the uma you want in 30 pulls instead of 200 pulls bwo
>>579612258this, but with maya
>>579617290wasted ~60 rolls on the fuckass NTR banner before realizing i was being retarded chasing a SR guts card
>>579617286>boy
>>579615795she's drinking her own sweat wtf
>>579617286>artist is a w*manDo you think she self-inserts as Ramonu?
>>579617554Yes
>>579617395So why are you here?
>>579617494i want to 200 on that chasing but i got mlb topro so failed successfully
>>579617391She’s a medium is premium kinda gal
>>579617276larpers haven't even heard of half those umas
"i" have "arrived"
>>579617258I'll project a greeting to the Mile Queen!
>>579612695
>>579617391i want to draw on her forehead
Hear me outYoghuri cap and she really likes yoghurt
>>579616487>desu desu
>>5796177900/10. Next
>>579617184her boobs remind me of the one japanese woman gattouz0 fucked
>>579617656Bully pajeets
>>579617290
>>579617184in another timeline you did this with your life savings on a casino
>>579617704Sounds of SEX. Her voice is sexy
oguri plap as in plap
>>579617790Pair her with Super Grains and Ichigo One and you have the Heisei Big Parfait
I started to feel bad for a club member recently, he is a S rank pumper in our backstreet level club, I finally checked the real numbers and he is doing 2.5 more than the second place with me very close in third(we are just a chill club without any quotas) this guy doesn't talk at all in chat, he is just... here, and for as long I can remember.Because of that I decided to be diligent in doing at least one fan run each day.He is a xog spammer but he is alright.
>>579617837>knowing some random male pornstar by namewhat do you call this?
I started to feel bad for a danchou recently, he is a S rank pumper in our backstreet level club, I finally checked the real numbers and he is doing 2.5 more than the second place with me very close in third(we are just a chill club without any quotas) this guy doesn't talk at all in chat, he is just... here, and for as long I can remember.Because of that I decided to be diligent in doing at least one fan run each day.He is a xog spammer but he is alright.
>>579617974mambwo...
still waiting for report cases of umas raping men
>>579612164Laisu definetely has a desire to be raped.
>>579617974>doing 2.5 more than the second place with me very close in third(we are just a chill club without any quotas)sounds like me
Pace, Late or End?
morning
>>579617992hes pornaldo bro
>>579618163Good Morning
>>579618163Fuck off, Taro
>rape rape rapeShut the fuck up virgin
>>579617974Could be worse, your club could be umajp
>>579618160front
>>579618160Front
I started to feel bad for a member recently, he is a S rank pumper in our backstreet level club, I finally checked the real numbers and he is getting railed 2.5 more times than the second place with me very close watching on the chair (we are just a chill club without any condoms) this guy doesn't talk at all, he just... takes it, and for as long I can remember.Because of that I decided to be diligent and erp in his place.He is a xog spammer but he is alright.
Why are people depicting umas as rapists lately?
>>579617158Cute granny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWx4tH2oS0sOrfevre is really cute.
Any chill clubs in like B recruiting? I want some gibs again without committment
Choose your Kita-chan
>>579617704Sounds of Ass...
Daitaku Helios should be out in November right?
>>579618278evil but cute chestnut
>>579615238>blonde autist is unappealing to youYou’re probably a faggot
>>579617276She won cancer cup for me, by a LOT.
>>579618283Mambo are looking for 3 people and they'll be B next month
>>579618069You were supposed to swap xog for ryan...
>>579618215I think it is because this numbers are waay above our club average, and more in line with the pumper
>>579618270https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12115441
>>579618335Lavender and white are super hot
>JPchads are turning against global
>>579618462her eyes look soulless
>>579613162
>>579618369>blonde
>>579618215First guy, if he's not a bot, might as well be. Second, this and 4th are far more normal for over achievers and the rest are simply normal.
>>579618462canon
>>579618508>when it gets serious and rolls up its sleevesKek.
>>579618508That's a tranny
>>579618590Ah, my bad, you are correct, she must be brunette or redhead
>>579618571Bueno!
>>579618525No one likes the giant
>>579618335rip kitabrown 0/35
>>579617974People like that who stay in clubs worse than them do it for their ego. They want to be the "carry" and pretend they're worth something.
>>579618525sex with this giantshe has to be on top
>>579617276I picked up umamusume because I like the looks of Bourbon, Vodka, Kiseki and Taiki
You now remember that in real life female horses prefer human cocks
>>579618160Pace is the strongestLate if you like gamblingEnd if you want to roll for support cards every 2 years
>>579618958Or maybe they just like the people there
Umama CM status?
i didn't know it was possible to shit a lucky run so bad your stomach hurts afterward holy fuck i genuinely feel upset
>>579618335>There's a whole Kitasan Academy of them
>>579618525motorboating the banner
You guys should shut up and eat a carrot or ten.
>>579619013If you don't actively engage and talk to your club you don't give a fuck about them. It's an ego thing.
>>579618958Most things we do in like benefit our ego
>>579618335Kinda wanna fuck kitasan emerald’s mom
>>579618975>buono gets on top of you>Weight of the World plays
>>579619070You don't know that
>>579618975
>>579619026welcome to Grand Glue frendI've never been genuinely angry with this game till this scenario. It is amazing.
>Romantic Warrior retiredAt least we got this kino last yearhttps://youtu.be/wD848csjW30
>>579617276>No Staygold shitters >No Urara No one gives a fuck about Satono Diamond or even Laurel all that much. And at least the latter has an actual manga focused on her for the most part.
>>579612661then post sanpo
3 runs in a row of having medium sparks on every parent and grandparent and no medium S. Fucking jewpanese game.
>>579619179We don't support jobbers
You will never leave Tomakomai
>>579619178Japanese owners: "thank god, we can compete in HK again"
>>579619213that's about 1/8 chance only mildly unlucky
>>579614212
>>579618508You think they stick with the newfags?
>>579618958I feel anxious about being a burden for my clubdacchis. This is why I left A+autis/uma/ when I couldn't keep up with A+ fans anymore, instead of letting danchou kill me
>>57961902555%
>>579619269I'm coming to Tomakomai!
>>579619302that's a necklace
>>579619269God, she's ugly
>>579617276Your Goldship? Your do not the uma? Your Rice and Haru are DAUGHTERS?
>>579619283Im glueing after first inspiration from now on if no S.
Do you guys remember when people used to defend V/the NTR poster all the time. Then he doxxed the muv luv poster for calling his oshi "Basic blonde bitch" and everyone turned against him lol?
>>579619269i am coming in tomakomai
>>579619384BBB789what elseGallBladder V?
>>579619025>>579610292
>>579619357so what
>>579619384Why are you talking in third person
>>579619384Most people hated him way before that
What's the logic of blue umas? Horses aren't that colour
Dont google B95 umamusume
>>579619384Don't know who that is, I just like NTR and her fat ass
>>579619440UG3 1450 speed
>>579619504I don't want the hag
>>579619269I won't pull out
>>579619384I don't defend VI just shit on dramatards who tries to start shit unprovoked like you. You're gonna call me V
>>579619497Racing silkshelmet
>>579619440Burger pocket
>>579619384She is a basic blonde bitch though
>>579619384Nobody likes him
>>579619497Why is she drooling?
>>579619497Hi, regarding your query. Take a look at the picture you posted, do you see any logic behind those eyes?
>>579619384I've always been indifferent towards him until he doxxed the faggot who was defending him because of the whole basic blonde bitch
phew...
>>579619593Who? Is this benis?
>>579619504wtf b95 is crazy
>>579619515>like NTRKill yourself
>>579619525kek
>>579619381usually my condition for first inspiration is S or a bunch of nice skills
>>579619497For twin turbo it's racing silksFor Cesario, Verxina etc. it's because the kanji for black horse coat can also be used for the color blue
>agp microcelebrity hoursfinna nap bigly brehs c u all in like 4
Kitasan blackchads... Use power rice for your scorpio runs instead of creek. You are welcome.
>>579614408smaller than i remember
>>579619741Rest well
>>579619770I don't have power Rice...
>>579619770nyo
>>579619482I clearly remember people calling him one of the most likeable poster and defending him all the time
>>579619593stinky frog sex
this thread won't be betternot even 7 can save you
>>579619716Ive been holding out for the second on runs that looked really good but no more of that it's too annoying to not get it on the second one and make a useless ace with great stats.
>>579619837That was almost certainly just him and his danchud
>>579619812Fuck off
>>579619179yea and none of the laurel fans read it lmfao
>>579619770Only [REDACTED] runs Kitasan
Flashu...
>>579619770power rice and ntr speed have been pretty useful to me so far in our big show
>>579619904based
>>579619832KB can hit stam with power rice and get way more power and still get gold corner recovery though
Kitasan Black ult works next CM?
>>579619858Nyo it will be better! Because I deploy Doto and Machitan!
>>579619384Just post her fat ass if you want others to like her
Rice chads... Use power rice for your scorpio runs instead of creek.You are welcome.
>>579619958Its umover
>>579620003It does activate, yes
>or head to the videos tab of the umamusume's archiveI've gone on two dates and I'm not seeing either of them anywhere in my archiveam I blind?
>>579612258A .gif/.webm version of the chibi you just posted that randomly turns into xOguri with black eyes Sonic.exe style.
>>579619904nyo.....
Why are we feeding a troll
>>579619962Do ponies exist in the Uma verse?What about donkeys?
>>579619302Fuji tits...
>>579620003it works on every track lil bro, it has 2 conditions
>>579620003Yes
>>579620045
>>579614770>>579618890>>579619932The Samson hivemind...
>>579619904Cringe
>>579619609You would drool too if you got to go fast
>>579619958Old man...
>>579620030Rice chads will be running 3 speed 2 wit LH with full stamina sparks thougheverbeit
>>579620110It doesn't work this CM
>>579620102ponies are a type of horse so nodonkeys probably do as they are not horses
>>579619798What even is the context of DIY island in uma?They're leaving a man and his trainee alone togetherThere's bound to be sexual tensionIs the Tracen office retarded?
>>579619365Rice and Haru are daughters, that's why I love having sex with them.
>>579620212It does work this cm. It has guaranteed activation with speed carryover every race.
>>579619904disgusting human
>>579620242Tracen is a matchmaking facility
>>579620225Aruvu cute.
>>579620242i will build epsatano island
>>579620280Actual retard.
>>579620225>>579620324Aruvu love
>>579620102Young Uma are called ponies or Fuji by sheer coincidence invented the exact same word
>>579620225second worst grooveling but still pretty cute
>>579620242>They're leaving a man and his trainee alone togetherTucker is there literally every step of the way what are you talking about?>>579620389Shit out of character image.
White women
>>579620453Both her parents are American I believe
Even when it's ironic seeing niggas refer to Urara as "Haru" fills me with rage
345097634334FRONTGODS FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
>>579620453
>>579620280It straight up doesn't work here, Hanshin mile's corner 3 ends right before the 50% mark
>>579620453What's her name again?
>>579620573shant fall for reverse psychology
>>579620573halal urara the imamusume
>>579616597https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_latrine_disaster
>>579620589I'm not a frontfag but I followed so I can take up a slot away from frontfags
>>579620371Okay moron
>>579620589thanks
I love baiting V in the thread and having him get clowned on my everyone instead
I am going to sexually harass you and sniff your fat fucking tits if you keep saying that
>>579620589i'll be dead before i train a fr*ntie
>>579620573
>>579620657dam i wish i could get 200k to ejaculate
>>579620613We are talking about Scorpio cup doofus.
>>579620657Why are Orfevre and Rulership raping women?
>>579620701they were probably thinking of hanshin 1600m for some reason and not kyoto 2200m
>>579620597We went out for lunch after training and she got visibly upset when the guy behind the counter told her they don’t serve a hot brown.
>>579620657Kitasan got outfucked by his own son...Epi got outfucked by his own son...
>>579617451
>>579620808The dude said it works on every track tho, well it doesn't work here
V Is seething so fucking bad that he's no longer relevant
>>579620435That campfire-at-night animation comes to mind. I don't remember seeing Tucker in it
ok, so you call Haru Urara, Urara>yepand obviously, you call Mr.CB, CB>yupthat is because Mr. is a title and a male one at that, so it'd be retarded to call her Mr>seems right to meSo you call King Halo, Halo>no its kingu
>>579620710She'd probably want that, nipples feel the best to tease after a good shower. If not, using the fluids from down there get a stimuli going. Just take the hint and go for it.
>>579620868Uoooooooooooooooh, thank you chibianon
>>579620883Fair enough, it doesn't work on most races. On scorpio cup its really good though
>>579619328bwo you were doing more than enough...you should have stayed. Heck, you probably would still be doing better than our lowest 10 earners.
kingumanko
>>579620958>not calling her Cock and BallsOne job
>>579620936Because that's the recreation one. It's no different then when you hit recreation on a normal scenario. She's there for every single training.
Aston Umachanko
cunt and boob
>>579620958>that is because Mr. is a title and a male one at that, so it'd be retarded to call her Mr
>>579620959Machan would 100% do Umlyfans because people remember people who help them cum.
I had a bad dream that someone that wanted to join the club couldn't and they were very sad and lonely.
>>579621080>Helios' onahole
>>579620958retardPeople use the same nicknames as the ones used in umaverseKing Halo's friends call her King(u)Haru Urara's friends call her Urara
>>579620958There's another horse just called Halo though
>>579621080Palmer isn't that big
>>579620952Narita Brian
Tucker is a trafficker like g Maxwell
>>579621080i'm going to break my jaw fitting one titty in my mouth
>>579620657>Shadai /ss/
>>579620710>I actually just got out of bathMachan should try again AFTER training. Since she's asking for feedback I'll properly smell and taste her after a strenuous guts training session.
Who are you going out with on the 2nd day?
>>579621271Hell yeah
>>579621330my wife for the 3rd and 4th time
>>579621314>implying the stallions are that young
>>579621305anon you're supposed to suck on them, not try to put them in your mouth like they're jawbreakers....
What rewards should you choose when outing with an uma? Just the carats?
What wants to ERP
>>579621462leave the carrots for last otherwise your trainees will think you only date them for money
>>579621462Probably books and carats
>>579621538>he loves his umasFaggot
>>579621462Toughness bruh. Now that we have auto train toughness refill value is through the ceiling.
Muslimpanese are getting uppity at nude mod I seefmod
I trained this Ryan to match the race history of a new Dober I found one-to-one. With a new lineage, I'm going from nine stamina sparks to thirteen. The question is, do I stop here or do I keep clanking out more Ryans in a bid for more stamina sparks?The way I see it, Turf is a pretty okay pink to get, and the guts spark is sort of helpful in eking out the last little 15-20 Guts that I consistently miss for 600. It's already an improvement of 4 stamina sparks from what I had, and with better affinity, so it's mostly just a matter of trying for stamina sparks and getting better white skills than this.What do you think I should do, /uma/?
>>579620868Beautiful
>>579621624Carats can buy toughness
>>579621662Falcon crying because she can't compete against Maya
>26/30
>>579621538I take the carrots first because my girls know how to eat
>>579621705Carats are for rolling on support cards nga
>30/30
>>579619475why are you calling out yourself talking in third person
You shame your trainee with offmodel artYou don't love her how she truly is
>>579621636If you're going to click stam during training, 600 guts is piss easy to get. You can't say the same for stamina though, we needed 15* stam + 1 stam card back in Unity to reach 800+.
>>579621753
Forever Fraud
>>579621878How do people even like this shit?
Post umanko made for cumming inside
>>579621636I'm not trying to be mean, anon, but guts and turf are terrible sparksI would cope with a power/wit spark, but even so you would want a distance sparkIf you could get skills like Leap Forward and Uma Stan it would be nice, too
>>579621963https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12093458
>>579621823but dober keeps enlarging my penis in her doujin too
fraud
>>579621529I need a Daring Tact gf
>>579621952I'm a spic
>>579621719Falco is cuter and has better an- dirt aptitude!
>>579621952>he doesn't know
>>579622048>mogged by a Kentuckian
I want rape
>JRA started uploading 4k remasters of debut races of legendary horseshuh
Dober probably masturbates to her trainer
>>579621529I need a cute boy to roleplay as Katsuragi Ace
>>579621891I need to make a football team with her
I'M CHOPPED GUN
>>579622038>korean hands typed this post
dober doesn't even need anything she just masturbates
>suggestion of a quota gets brought up in chat>nigga straight up quits on the spot
>>579622284asian*
>>579622226>probably
>>579619365What are my daughterinos trying to tell me?
>>579621823You're wrong
>>579622325based
>>579621756who are these bulbous-nosed chonkers
>>579621861Yeah but that was UnityOne of my horses will be running a stamina card, and the other has a 20% stamina bonus. If I'm given the chance to tap stamina, I can generally come just shy of 800, and that's with only nine sparks and no stamina card. >>579621994The amount of times I've highrolled surface S and distance S because I have exactly one horse with a surface aptitude mixed into the lineage, and that horse has gone on to be a finished ace, is staggering. Nearly every CM, in fact. I'm a surface believer.
>>579622325He was one my fav. mambros too...
Post Uma Outings
>>579622328Yada
>>579622325Did he send this before quitting?
>>579621995Gold Ship has to be insane on the bed
nom
>>579622106Because she is equal to dirt
>>579622351Rice wouldn't act like this
I want to roll for the big boob horse for literally no reason aaaaaaargh
>>579622535https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12093492
>>579622535Imagine the rape
>>579621123>Because that's the recreation oneso basically during the dates, that doesn't exactly help Tracen and the allegations that it's a matchmaking facility
>>579622594
>>579622601Me on the left
>>579622325what's the A+ quota? 60mil? 70? honestly if you cant even be bothered to do 3 autos a day (insane ask!!!) you probably do belong in a B club
>>579615148Jonger here, many of them (including the new founders) left before the disband announcement for their own reasons.
>>579622613https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12086641
b+ club here no quota
>>579622601b-but that's Tachyon
>>579622674What if I'm doing 5 Ace runs a day
>>579622574Playing with dirt is fun
Meet the quota or you'll be thrown to the mob umas
>>579622674I sincerely haven’t even bothered with the auto setting
>>5796226743 AUTOS (30*3*2rerolls of energon) A DAY???D-D-DONT MAKE ME DO THIS DANCHUD......
>>579622732https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12099248
>>579622760Must be when you have no friends, Falcon
I genuinely literally figuratively kirkenuinely want to have her babies because girl wtf that smile is insane with her totally calm expression and yellow snake eyes God I've never wished for a fictional character to be real this bad before ong I would gladly go to hell if it's with her think she's kinda cute
>>579622674t-three buttons a day....???? do you think I'm a SLAVE or something
>>579622674i've done five runs a day for the entire month and only hit 90m fans. in terms of ace to parent ratio, it is heavily skewed parents with less than ~20 ace runs. my agenda has zero concern towards fans (i don't repeat G1s) thus my count is lower than expected but being able to skate-by with just 3 runs a day to contribute to A+ doesn't seem likely.
>>579621529I actually want to meet someone irl and fuck them while they wear uma cosplay...girl optional
Taiki Shuttle would probably be one of the most popular umas in the game if hearing her speak didn’t trigger the desire to adjust your hearing with screwdriver
>>579622836>the retarded hat staysoke...
>>579622882shakursister isreal...
>>579620073
>>579622654>sugoi japanese samurai design>looks insideHow many weebumas are there?
>>579622882only a w*man would actually like shakur. this checks out
>>579622882In summary, Shakute
average parent run gives you like between 500 and 600k fans though so getting 60m a month is closer to 4 autos a day.
>>579622765oh no anything but that
>>579622896parent auto is 600-700kthree of them is 2m x 30 = 60mil
>>579622906You shut your whore mouth when Taiki Shuttle is speaking
>>579622906The voice isn't the issue, it's the fact she's from Kentucky and acts like a retarded dog.
Are there any stable A clubs with open spots?
>>579622906Umas with annoying voices:>Taiki Shuttle>Akebono>Tachyon>TeioDid I forget any?
>>57962304070m is the A+ cutoff, bwo
>>579622954she literally calls herself an "American Samurai" in one of her homescreen dialogues. she's great
>>579623040My parent run is 550k...
>>579623070Mambo has never dropped out of A
>>579622875
>>579623115select all the g1s gwo...
>>579622940spoopy
ITS NOT RETROACTIVE??? WHAT THE FUCK MY 5 RUNS
>>579623076
>>579622765Now I understand why umas are territorial with their trainers
>>579623120Without a quota looming on the horizon?
>>579623189Use jelliesHurry
>>579623070>>579615569
Gonna rape my trainer until he is pissing himself
>>579622875Mambo would not say that
Finally all TT umas are 3stars... kino...
>>579622954I mean, the uma is American too, just Japan born oneThe reason for the whole samurai thing is a reference to what the irl horse constantly participated in after he retired: the Soma Nomaoi Festival
>>579623076Seeking the Pearl Orfevre Bamboo Memory
>>579623058>it's the fact she's from Kentucky and acts like a retarded dog.I already told that she would be massively popular if it wasnt for her voice, anon
My clubby went to pokemon worlds and competed on stage. he lost
I fuck dogs.
>>579623328Uma for this feel?
enough about nails on a chalkboard, which uma has the most PLEASANT voice?
That gold ship art was pretty good but the artist's other stuff looks like it was drawn by a nigger and then you realize that by not showing gold ship, the piece itself is elevated
>>579623379Machan is a sprinter. She will perform better there, if you ever need more points.
>>579623419NoNoLiterally who
>>579623446No one likes Kentuckian women
>>579623494Did he wear a cute Rudolf cosplay while competing tho
>>579623419bamboo's voice is adorable. fuck you
>>579623458Saggers....
>>579623596>boyuma>male voiceShit uma
>>579623552N-no...not rudolf, he wanted to appeal to danchou...
>>579623523Maybe but it's a kino selection, my mile TT team is made for this CM, so they all milecoded with mile maven and stuffAnd i already have Bakushin O as front in spirt
>>579623502Seiun Sky it’s not even close
>>579623497I get fucked by dogs
>>579621756cute>>579622392Romantic Warrior, a goated horse who just retired today.
>>579623502CB
>>579623221dancho quite literally agreed to not have a quota this month so idk why that guy ragequitmaybe the mere mention of the word made him freak and shit his pants since he was a bottom5 earner
>>579623494Real tournaments are held at smogon
>>579623502Machan, Seiun, and Grass are my top 3.
I want to jerk off but I also don't want to
>>579623704Hell no.
>>579622940Well done anon.
Even autis/uma/ already understood a quota is obligatory for getting at least A-rank, but there are some clubs still relying on goodwillThat will work until you have to replace your old members with new ones who don't care about the club's culture, some clubs already learned that the hard way, like autis/uma/ itself
>>579621952
Post oguri tetas porfavor
HAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESU
>>579623706He was always really adamant about not wanting to be in a quota club. I guess he cut his losses. A shame, I liked him and his Daiwa chibi.
>>579623795/Uma/Club doesn't have a quota and is S+
sweepy burger
>>579623858
>>579612258Old lady umas (wonder acute, maruzensky , etc) playing bridge together
>>579623502I dont care what everyone else says, its my wife TM Opera O
>>579623502BrightWonder AcuteBrianCafeGold Ship but only when deep voice
Went on dates with aston and mambo today
>>579623502Cafe
>>579621823Wrong
>>579623502Journey, Suzuka, Gentil
>>579615569821539269355
>>579623795>A clubbers will kick until they have a "hidden" quota installedWould be funny.
>>579623713Here’s your (You)
>>579623957cute ogu ears
>>579623854>>579622082>>579622121Don't ever reply to me with this green turd ever again. Terrible uma with terrible alts
>>579623921>no quota, just do what S clubs do at minimum!yeah right
>>579623458Umazing
I would join mambo again if they somehow able to stabilize in A+, nothing personnel mambros....
>>579624031>Super Cuck
My danchou has been awfully quiet and absent since yesterday...is he really done with our shit??
>>579624117>green
>>579622356He's right
>>579622674Probably 70-80
>>579623652I mean if you're so adamant in your terrible taste then yeah, sure. why not
>>579623502BrightAir GrooveTaishin
>don't wanna add a quotaTop member leaves>oh ok... maybe we should add a quotaBottom member leaves>ok let's not add a quota...Top member leaves>quota next month...?Bottom member leavesNice club Mambwos
>>579623795Uma&Co doesn't have a quota
>>579624157You know, an A+ quota is on the table! This would be the time to join
>>579622674Probably 90-100
THE CUTE!!!!!!!
>>579624117>green??????
>>579623502Rice and Bright
>>579624117Nigga...
does this count as the mambogeddon promised to me 3000 years ago
>>579624305What's this then? LIAR >>579623706
>>579624369
>>579623502Gentildonna's voice is enough to make my dick hard, literally made for femdomalso i love how Nice Nature sound and her "oisu!"
I want to kick someone out of my club for no reason
>>579624369>>579624521Never marry your bro
>>579624495we're not having a quota this month but the next one we will
i won't be happy until they disband and are scattered into the wind.
>>579623328Grass… Not in public…
>>579623502cb and it's not even close
Imagine being in a club with (((quota))) instead of “dont flatline for a month please”. Couldn’t be me
>>579623706danchud has resisted adding a quota every single time it's come up so idk why he freaked>checks chronolmeow
>>579624117Does your oshi have an alt figure?
Pace bros we eating good next CMThis is free card
>>579624369>>579624521Never betray your bro
>>579624182My roomie can't be this cute to her toraina
>I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death.
>>579623502sweet doto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVWO2sl45g
>>579624554
>>579624558I hope you guys can make it stable then. With me joining back we'll even go even beyond A+
>>579623502Listening to Mirako's song on YT was enough to make me rock hard
>>579624684>using a povo card
>huge drama event happening in my club right now>can't share because it's a club that never gets drama
thinking maybe i should move from this A club to somewhere higher, but there's no way of knowing who's gonna do well
>mambocchi preventing the mambogeddonYADA
>>579624801Share it this thread is shit and I wanna laugh
>>579624801no balls
>>579624742The harbinger of death for social trust.
>>579624801Spill the tea /uma/club sis
>>579624784Better than nothing, i'm using seepy anyway
>>579624192I'm sure he is wrong. My trainee was, is and will be always beautiful regardless of size.
>>579624669Bro my oshi doesn’t even have a good main costume figure
>>579624801shortstackbro...
>>579624828no one is because as the playerbase gets smaller the quotas will get more ridiculous so s and a clubs will soon be no fun at all
>>579624756
>lost another mambo founderThey're all slipping away... Our old friends... One piece of sovl at a time...
>Other A+ clubs70m fans a monthDaily log inDaily shoes requestSuck Danchou's cock twice a week>Uma&CoDon't neglect your umas!ERP with Umama (optional)
>>579625075Stop getting uppity, 789
>>57962507570M won't cut it
>>579624801is Haythere finally adding a quota
>>579625075yeah thats a pretty though sell i'll still go with the other clubs
>>579619786Sky is a big Uma. Thanks!
>>579625075to be fair, the company is top-heavy which is liable to crumble at the whims of a few schizos.
>>579625136Post plats.
>>579625234BBB
>>579623921an always-changing "minimum" is effectively the same thing just way more interesting, fair, and logical at that rank though.A rank clubs could do something similar but they have a much broader range so they just do the flat number until it stops working i guess
if your member flees at the MENTION of actually contributing he doesnt deserve a place in the club
BIG FINDINGS: at first inspo with no stam sparks, just using creek with my 10% stam growth. this is good
which A+ clubs have a spot
Can you post that one NTR pic with her pointing to herself with a finger? The "are you talking to me?" picture.
>>579624669Yeah and it's beautiful
>>579625348
>>579625414Just look
>>579622674its 100m.
>>579623502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05iuEHvCg58
>>579625414BrickUma&coAutis/uma/UmadashDacchis
umas who are secretly chinese
>>579625414Uma&Co
You know... I think I actually enjoyed complaining about flatliners more than I actually cared about making A+ rank.
>>579622674it's 110m.
>>579625234Here
>>579625485Biko and Believe
>>579625414all of them
>>579625485kitasan is clearly chinese.
>>579622674It's looking like 120m
>>579625348Gl being in shitter with 23/30 because nobody wants to commit to quota faggotry
>>579624742>and hell followed with him
>>579625234You broken UG4 yet?
>>579625414Mambo
Being danchode is a tough job
no one cared who samson big was until she took off the hat
>>579625710>marrying the retard Cringe
We're full, fuck off
>>579625607Every A+ club has a quota
>>579625485satono crown
>>579624554Curren would not start pointless drama
>>579625485
>>579625775someone has to
>>579623502I think Dia and Cafe have nice voices
>>579625668You won a CM yet?
>>579624554>curren danchouWHAT CLUB
>>579625860they're not a danchud
>>579625856Yeah, more than 2.
>>579625715If I take it off would she die?
>>579625860Dacchis is the Curren club
>>579625780mambo doesn't but it barely makes the cut because of itreal question is whether 450 carats/month are worth the quota
>>579625485All dirters.
>>579624918I'm sorry for you
>>579625941
>>579625830>not sending them to the glue factory
THE THREAD CELEBRITIES ARE IN GUYS COME ON REV UP THE POST PER MIN
Dancho Cup after this CM doko
>>579625959Whats the fucking point of this>fake face>fake torso>fake legsJust buy a doll atp
I can play final CM match any time right? I got matched with people at start of finals and match already done when i press play right?
>>579626092Yeppers
>>579626040It's charitable to call our resident circus animal a "celebrity".
>>579625964I just want Mambchou to commit one way or the other. We can coast through A with no issue or try to make numbers for A+. This inbetween sucks and makes everyone upset in the long run
>>579625964Mambo isnt A+ and isn't even going for A+ this month.And of course it's worth it, most people already farm more than enough fans to hit the quota. It's just a couple leeches that need culling
>>579625959That's a man
>>579625467>Dacchisit's already full
>>579626092>register>registration closes 12hr later>you're now locked in, fate sealed, anus pounded, but you choose when you reveal the damage
>>579625703FINE CUTE DESU!
>>579626152>anus poundedgiwtwm
>>579626092yeah, the game gets rigged during these last 6 hours so you don't have to "queue" you only watch what cygays cooked for you
Biwa impregnation
>>579626092You already lost.
>>579625959ummm is that a fake vagina?
>>579625981But Acute's whole bloodline is american though..........
>>579626282>pussy visible Anon...
>>579625981>>579626306sex with brosex with gran
>>579626206>>579626119>>579626119Ty bros>>579626273See my plat bro in 8hours
If you can't do 30m a month when you can just put up an autoplay that gets 1m while you fucking sleep you really don't deserve shit
>>579626282do not associate us agp sisters with that thing
>>579622325There already is a secret quota.Some guy who was actively playing and broke no rules got kicked for not making enough fans.Mambo is no longer the comfy casual A+ B club that I joined.Miss u Keb
>>579626152I hope it's a A finals first!
be normal
teio wit is too good, cap it too early
Wonder pregnant
umanko is good for you
>>579625503>Complaining about flatliners while we were in A+ and everyone was doing their best, succeeding despite the drama and the thread shitting on usFun, silly, making memories with our comfy club that we'll never forget >Club actually starts caring about fan income and enforcing rulesPeople leave. Old members raging out. Mambocchi preforms a naked dogeza in the thread and is still refused mercy leading to the first battle of the Mambo Warring Kings period.Keeps happening despiteEveryone wanting to succeed. Let's try ourBest.
>>579626441that guy should've been kicked in the 15th
>>579626306hey I wanted an acute rabi for so longthanks bwo
>>579625964I don't need danchud to force me to do a whopping 3-4 autos a dayi'll stick for another month, if he decides to side with the "comfy" shitters thats fine, i'll go elsewhere
>>579626642>fucking thisNo
>>579626568I try...
bwos, i was just joking about wanting Mambo to implode and vaporize into a bloody mist which i would gleefully dance in.
is there even real club drama
>>579626779Actually kinda yeah
>>579626050kiggers do it as a fetish and to keep their identity a secret. and if you're wondering, they are not troons, just gay
>>579626721People who play the game want to be with others who want to play the game
Thicc
>>579626645You're confusing Rugacchi with the guy who flatlined for days multiple times, begged to be let back in, then proceeded to keep flatlining (as in, not even logging in).
>>579626732Uhm yes?
>>579614064As promised>>579626964>>579626964>>579626964
MY TP 30 IS RUNNING OUT DANCHVD...I CAN'T CLANK IT CLANK IT ANYMORE...
>>579620197that's not an onii-sama that's fucken jii-chan
>>579626987Your carats???
>>579626645>MambocchiWrong person
>>579626987https://youtu.be/9PbIa-L20x8
>>579626396I hope you're using some metaslave comp because I'll disregard it.
CM will make or break my day
>>579625959
>we'll post it in the thread>wediscordjhong...is their new club an /uma/club or a discord club
how do i see who quit mambo
