Previous: >>579612164>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
All clubs suck and are hard carried by one person
>>579626972>female artist
>>579626964THE BIG OP THAT WAS PROMISED TO ME A FEW THREADS AGO
>>579626964Samson CUTE
jongers herethe reason we still havent made umahjong2 is because actually we just quit this kusoge. mahjong soul is better anyway
>>579626589ya, by ME!
a cute
>>579627049Mambo isn't hard carried by anyone
my danchou threatened to raise the quota if the lower-middle earners didn't request mediums and send creek stickers...
>>579627129Yeah the new uma character in majsoul is enough
>>579627129truth nuke
>>579627149>>579627158No grannies
filly sexoooooooooo
So some one rolled Yamanin Zephyr?
Is it really 'drama' when it's just discussions about club management
>>579627102you're welcome
>>579627304Drama is just a catch all term
>>579626964CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE
>>579627298No, she's shit
>>579627298zeppers
>>579627330cute rice
>>579627298l0l
[Ravenous Wolf] Narita Brian (BLAZE)
no one would fuck this thing
>>579627178Mambwo...
>>579627243impregnating my filly trainee is part of my job
>>579627298despite all the shilling some people do, most anons here only roll for the most meta stuff like the upcoming Kita white and blaze Brian. no one is gonna waste carrats in ugly bitches like Nakadashi Festa lmao
>>579627464my fuarking hero
I thought mambocchi was the guy who posted the mambo plush...
>>579627298give me 5 months
>>579627298If I get plat, I will buy a pack and roll for her
>>579627574kita needs sex.
>>579627574I don't care all that much for playing competitively in an obvious p2w game so I WILL be getting creampie festa, actually
>>579627254the wide shaped gaslighters are extremely skilled and determined... I'm starting to doubt my own memories. Maybe wide shaped is real after all.
>>579627574NOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
>>579627494bet
>>579627629>bare breasts bannersasuga cygames
>>579627574Maruzen underwent umaitosis?
Digitan LOVE
>>579627494
>>579627613That's... I don't know if I want to tell you because you're probably not even in mambo and just 3rd partying dramamonger
>>579627629what's up with rerunning just 1 altwhat's up with reruns in general
Few more days till my Inari One and Tamamo Cross bros...
>>579627613That plush contained the last remnants of Mambo's soul
wtf why can't i get to catbox
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/_nWKI5https://jiggie.fun/_nWKI5
>>579627905i needed dot o lantern… otherwise i would’ve been right there with you…
Tachyon LOVE
>>579627965you're on the list
>>579627965>works on my mobile datauh oh i hope my work didn't block it
>>579627049Thats more of a distribution problem. Most people in A+ clubs simply don't belong there. In the perfect scenario we would have 2 S-rank clubs, 2 A+-rank clubs and the rest of the anons would be scattered across A to B rank clubs.
Jong room?
>>579627298I want to but after like a year of playing this shit I’m only just now catching up on cards and I don’t need another fucking pace medium
>>579628080Wouldnt that be mocking the unfortunate fate of /uma/hjong?
>>579628080Room is posted in discord
Daring stride
>>579627892that's the banner for big milkies enjoyersit's followed by a mile CM where both will be good in
>>579628136what happened, did they explode
>>579628067I think it's important for top earners who are tired of carrying the leeches to advertise their resume here for ambitious clubs to pick up
>>579628136nah, I just want to play some mahjong>>579628214I am not from the club tho, nor in any discord
>>579628358yeah
>>579628268in jp was the cm announced by the time the banner was announced? or did cygames use banner reruns to drop hints for what the next cm would be or some shit like that?
>>579627214there's an uma in jong?
>>579627892reruns are filler banners l, later on they start having banners with 10 umas in it and you have to choose your spark target
>>579628389If it doesn't get filled we'll post it in thread
>>579628389Ok sure. Idk if we'll fill thoughMajsoul Friends Room 72929(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72929>>579628423limited character in mahjong soul, yeah
>>579628137>100 view tweet from a 200 view accounthow did your algo spit this out
I will post the orenji next
>>579627613No mambocchi was part of the Mambo Century of Humiliation arc which started with Aelred cucking us. Mambocchi was poached (part of the Mambo Egg sub-arc) by /uma/ club. The plushposter was someone else entirely who kept flatlining while he was on business trips.
>>579627613I wish that was me, that'd mean I'm loaded
>>579628543i haven't played since phase connect championship
orenji
gay horses
>>579628581Stop making me feel nostalgic...
>>579628543Why do you guys set up at the weirdest times, I have to drive to work soon
>>579628575it was a quote tweet from the original colorful Kitas bro
reruns in the next 6 months10 novrice shower hween + urara NY16 jangyaru banner (no alts)13 febzephyr + titty shuttle camping30 marbrickey + cocko
>>579628543filled!>>579628727sorry....
>>579628732oh ok then
>>579628659not to thirstpost but i need her to grind my pelvic bone down to the finest powder imaginable
>>579628659overdesigned
>>579628659SEX WITH YANKO UNTIL I FAINT
>>579628826Gentil wouldn't do this
>>579628414cm was announced like 2 days after the banner
Is fatfuck nepo umanko good for you?
No donuts.
>>579627965
>>579629161Sexo voice
>>579629163baste. we as good christians must resist the temptation of flesh and fight back against the war on umachristmas
>>579629163Why do half of them have huge tits then?
>>579629161sounds of sex
>>579628726As official club historian and lore keeper it's my job to make sure the precious memories we made with our dacchis are never forgotten. Ironic that you posted machan...
>>579629151Can i somehow download this webm with sound?
>>579629163Then why do they show brown tummy?
>>579629161Sounds of Ass
>>579629053It can restore one's vitality.>>579629161I'm not usually into femdom but personally I'd let sounds of earth do terrible things to me haha
>>579629328with browser plugins, otherwise get fucked
>>579629161sounds of ass
>>579629163Why are machan's thighs so fat and the skindent above her stockings so lewd then?
>>579629295Oh wise one, pray tell the long forgotten tales of deceased clubs
>>579629161
>Another cool mambwo quit
>>579629161temu opera E
>>579629163>riceI bet 100$ this poster will grape minor soon
>>579629456Wtf another? Is it actually happening? Do we even have 20 members now?
>>579628659yanko manko
>>579627574>meta stuff>blaze Brianlol
>>579629456>1 of bottoms who shit his pants when reading the word quotaNothing of value was lost
>>579629163ok
has a singular "mambo" member even won a CM with tannhauser?
Derb
>>579629428SOULFUL DETAIL
>>579629790mhm
I made a collage featuring all of the posted finals teams with Rice.Ganbatte Rice friends!
Is your Carat piggy bank gonna be alright, anons? Because between now and the beginning of November, you gotta deal with the upcoming banners:>Festival Tama/Inari>Nakayama and Super Creek/Mr. CB rerun>Wonder Acute>Christmas Vodka & Scarlet>Zenno Rob Roy>Blaze Brian>Kitasan White & NY Satono Diamond
>>579629163>maruzen or creek
>>579629783I won last cm with zoguri and two debuffers does that count
>>579629163I kinda agree but I don't like the messenger
>>579629163
>>579629884HOLY FUCK THE MOST EVIL IMAGE ON THE INTERNET
>>579629295It was intentional actually and I will always remember you
>>579629939Yeah, gonna roll Inari. Also wanted Rob Roy, but I will ticket her. I need those rolls for Pokke speed
>>579629884not a rice fan but good luck to all the based oshi gamers
>>579629959oh no no no no
>>579629939i’m doing blaze brian and ramonu, nothing elsegonna be a boring couple of months
>>579629939Creek + CB and Kitasan is the only worth pulling though... Brian can be ticketed
>>5796299391 ten roll for Nakayama FestaGet Kita Blanco with free rollsThen balls deep inside Helios, inshallah this will happenI'll also roll for Helios too
umahjong 2 status?
>>579621085I know I was doing fine during my stay, I quit when I felt I was about to start flatlining. The looping update made so I didn't fully quit but I'd struggle to keep up with A+ or even A, now.
>>579629939not going to roll on any of those lol
nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad nonce squad
be on time
>>579629939I doing 200 in Tama and then not rolling shit till Ramonu
>>579628581Can you compile all of the lore for anons to read?
>>579629939I'd roll on ACute, but she is HYPER dog shit, so I'll rather focus on upcoming cards, of which there is a few. Brian could be neat, but I have no idea if she is better, equal or worse to the original which I already have.
>>579629161She's pretty I'll definitely pull->Late surger
Do you immediately watch your CM finals or do you take time to mentally prepare yourself for the results?
>>579630259fkkkk yeahhhh pinoy powrrrrrr
>>579629939not looking good
>>579629783I'll let you know in 7 hours
>>579630341i open immediately, win, spam tm opera stickers, and equip my plat title to spoil my opponents.
>>579629939>5/6 skipsYeppers.
>>579630432basednothing can stop us impulseCHADs
>>579629939>Festival Tama/Inari>Nakayama and Super Creek/Mr. CB rerun>Christmas Vodka & Scarlet>Zenno Rob RoyI sleep
>>579630382GET HIT BY A TSUNAMI
>>579628543>missed the jong room
>>579629939>no rolls>no rolls>roll until I get>no rolls>no rolls>no rolls>no rolls
>>579630585there's always next room....
yoink
>>579630341I don't expect to win, and I'd only feel bad if it's a bullshit loss.people who can't take a loss really just needs to go outside. My plats stacking up when I don't care about them do feel nice though
>>579629939>Wonder Acute>Kitasan White & NY Satono Diamond
Post reset outings. You did do your first 3 with the same trainee, right?
>>579630698susan wouldn't do this
>>579630680what a dog shit club that must be if no one redeems those
>My mom casually told me about these "mobile phone games" where "you spend so much money without even realizing"...>mfwdoes she know bwos? I played it off like I knew about it but had never touched one
>>579630317Convice her trainer first and she will play it too
new carrot talk?
>>579630783your mom spent a grand on candycrush bwo
>>579630783Ask your mom how many CM plats she has
>>579630783She's onto you, she knows about your horse fetish
>>579630750see >>579630657
PURITTEEEEEEE DAAAHBIIIIIIIE
>>579630783All good children should listen and be honest with their moms
>>579630845What is there even to spend on in that game?
>>579630765she just did
>>579630585Wanna jong? Sure, let's jong a littleMajsoul Friends Room 56260(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56260
>>579630750Are in game photos actually saved somewhere on your phone? Where can I find them?
wife
>>579630957the equivalent of tp refills and p2w items
>>579630821PAM CUTE PAM SEX PAM MARRIAGE PAM CUTE
Men i love burgars
Fuku what the fuck
>>579631049>burger drunk
>>579630783I'm afraid your mom is a casual
>>579630993holy shit 2 jong rooms at once
>>579631049
>>579629939I have fucked up already with finemo SSR rerun where i just needed one and yet i hit pity instead of sharding.I feel so retarded for how much i wasted for this bullshit.So i think i will just roll for Anchestors and if i can, i'll try Ramonu too.
>dropped from sub 700 to this in ONE FUCKING RESET
Yeah i'm thinking i'm 6 class forever now
>>579630783ask your mom who her oshi is
do i borrow natie or silly symboli next cm lategwos
food date is metaother 2 dates can't complete
okay this sanpo gauge going up 1 tick per TT is fucking annoying
I'm dating a cute cashier girl today
>>579631148Top two in each room join the winners' table next round! 4th place on the losers' table becomes Ryan's sex slave!
>Not getting 100 CP/day anymoreit's so fucking over
do the outings get added to the photo studio?
>>579631183>remake my whole team as clankers>mfw able to reach 1mil50k scores every weekmakes me wonder what I could reach with a decently trained manual team
>>579630938GOD I WANT TO FUCK NORN ACE I WANT TO MOLEST THAT GYARU BODY AFTER SHE WINS A RACE
>>579631203It's the same skill you need bothBut OYL is guaranteed and From the Brink is agemasen
>>579628812gg, nice daburi
>>579631317no
the jongers really all left this game for mahjongsoul huh
>>579631248you're supposed to SERVE the food not EAT it
>>579631280How about you help fill the 2nd room 1st
>>579631290HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKDON'T CALL CLUB POINTS CPHAAAAAAAANK
>>579630750>first 3All 4 baybee>>579630996Menu>photos>photo album
>>579631365damn guess i'll record them on the last day
>>579631290switch to 9* stamcasualfags like itthey don't really care about white sparks autism
>>579631349gg thanks for joining!And thanks to other anons too, I'm off to do my uma dailies now. You can go fill the other room if you want to continue playing
>>579631323I would be able to this too, if i had 20% support score i have 7%
>>579630993Jong is alive!?
>>579631434>Menu>photos>photo albumI meant in a location on your phone as a file I can copy and move outside of the game
>>579631434
Wtf, I want to follow them and see how this turns out. Why isn't this an event.
Finished Taishin. Dunno who I should do next.
>>579631517i dont get it
>>579631473fucking RIP>>579631469cute fine desu>>579631517gentle wife des
ewww
Is this umadate technology the basis for the KFC collab event? ... Will global get that? Holy shit I hope global gets that...
>10+ hours for matching I believe it's an intern-kun matching everyone manually.
>>579631589Pasa so you unlock her mcdonalds outfit
>>579631157cute sex offender
>I'd NEVER eat a filthy borgarThat's what I love about this game, these little details are really cute
>>579631240do daily races first
>forgot to redeem the second outing yesterdayI'm so bricked
I WILL throw a cheeky tenners for Machan and I WILL get nothing
>>579631639Pictured: cygames interns forced to match random accounts with each other in a ten+ hour period
>>579629939Only Kitasan I'm considering to roll for. Everything else is a skip
>>579631841Just a cheeky spark once I a while... It won't set back the caret plan at all
>>579631792And you can't even unbrick yourself by starting a new account... I'm sorry, bro.
>>579631603desuwa called her “Mrs.” because she assumed she was a married woman, and that made her happy
Just 'avin a quick stroll to the shop, mate.
Suspiciously few rudolf daters around here...
>>579631936I unironically did a cheeky spark for Fuku during MANT and got it MLB
god she's so adorable
okay imma take a long nap nowsee you in ummmm 6-7 hrs
dining with my cute wife
>>579632039I wish i had her>>579632013And her
>>579632013Ayabe - Cafe - Neicha - Luna - Ryan are my list of daters. You have to wait
>>579631980This thing is going to chase me in my nightmares.
post more umas eating borgers
>>579631979Oh i better go back and correct her then.Wouldn't want any misunderstandings.
Daily shop made me do it. I don't even play this rat.
Rice Shower is not evit
>>579626964First rate club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 3 open spots this month.We keep it pretty chill here, but with the advent of independent training we do have an official quota now: 15million.If you do an average of one auto career a day, you will hit this without even having to think about it. With your help we can reach A.Anyway, if you are interested, send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
Rice Shower is evil
>all A+ clubs are fulland here i was thinking of jumping ship, jongers disband really saved bunch of clubs
>all these retards with the photo button visibleJUST CLICK THE PHOTO BUTTON THEN USE THE PHOTO FEATURE TO TAKE AN ACTUAL CLEAN SCREENSHOT
>>579632151just be happy
Nice Date
>>579632143I thought Hurasshu would be stupidly methodical about eating it, but she's just cute.
>>579632013most people in this thread are chronic homos taht dont own luna
>>579632108She will randompull for you soon, I am manifesting it
>>579632375She's so cute brosSOUL UMA
>>579631841I already got digitan last banner what the fuck!!! >>579310469
>>579632394why is she in shit water
>>579632394I want to drink from the Chiyobroth
>>579632196Ryan deserves more love. She’s cute
This is the first time this has happened to me hell yeah
>>579632281all jongers are still stranded tho
>>579632429I will soon do 200 on Tama so i hope i get tons of girls
>>579632519HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>579632303Anyone with an IQ above 30 just uses screenshot software to edit in 2 seconds retard
>>579631507Guess not, it's not even saved between pc and phone
>>579632519Nobody says this.>>579632196Happened to me too... Just pretend you don't see her whenever she tries to talk to you.
>>579632583all umas should be builded like this
>>579632303i dont care
>>579632281We really needed a club to disband, it was overdue.I will never forget jongers sacrifice.
>>579632519She would be magnitudes better without that failure of a haircut
>>579631469I don't have 9*stam all I have is pages of loopslop great grandparents
>>579632723They're just reforming umahjong 2 though mostly
>>579632753many such cases
>>579632676>nobody says this Fuck it, I was gonna wait to see if she wins, but ill do it I’ll pay for Mejiro Ryan porn.
Been jerking three times a day for the last week and the longer it goes the drier it becomes. What's the trick to generate sperm fluids?
>>579632143Very lady like
>Mambo states that they have no quota, just play the game>kicked because I didn't meet an arbitrary quotaI guess bro.
Why are so many of you going on eating dates?
>>579632013I like her but currently I'm busy with my other oshis
>>579632953Because I'm going to eat myself IRL in a hot minute
Cute!
If you don't have both Lunas, you're a LARPER
>>579630783yeah so this is basically child abuse and you need to tell your mom to kill herself and start transitioning asap.
>>579633020Big butt
>>579632953Because the animations for the other 2 dates are boring.
>>579632303Hmmm nyoI like my manual screenshots better where I can find them
If you don't have 5* Luna, you're a LARPER and only lucked into rolling her.
>>579633026
stop deadnaming rudolf
>>579633056Archery Rudolf spooked me awhile back, and I spend almost 3 months unlocking OG Rudolf because I started Uma Musume after her Daily Legends Race. Got both now, like her a lot.
I love dates with my wife.
it's rudolph
>>579633347WHO!?
Ojou sexy
It's troona.
Gold City feet in my mouth
It's KAICHO
Whomst am I
>>579633552>60fpsCYGAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAN THIS MCAFATTIE USER!
God I miss 15TP careers.
>>579632930I hope you find a better home, Mambro.I told danchou last month I would leave if he made a quota. Kicking you even though you were active means there's a quota, so I left.
>>579632930I'm sorry bwo I have no idea what the new administration is doing. We had complaints under Keb but we didn't know how good we had it. Flatliner derangement syndrome has ruined this country...
>>579633593My beautiful wife who makes my dick indescribably hard
>>579633597Pc has 4k60fps now anon
Can we go back to having Dober stars on Shuka Sho? I'm still 50 away from getting her before she arrives on like November.
>it's outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jRlJ2rQzyM
>>579633685Except it doesn't, not without mods, retard.60 is only concerts as well, not events or gameplay. 4k is a meme as the game never renders at native res
my trainee told me “she’d rape me until i piss myself” if i ever go on another date with light hello and i’m wondering how to best bring this up with tazuna
Get dirty
>>579633670Keb was the Biden administration and it wasn't THAT bad
>>579633597they won't do shit desu wa
>>579627129>>579630150/uma/jong has been mostly reformed already, expect to see recruitment posts soonish. The old flatlining danchud refused to step down, hence the need to leave and create /uma/hjong2, now with better management.
>>579633935did you end up calling it umahjong 2 or yak/uma/n
>>579633762Be rudo to me one more time and I will go away and cry you baka
Guys!Coffee
>>579632930>Kicked from /uma/club>Kicked from Mamboidk maybe you are the problem
Bourbon eating Rice (out)
>>579633660Lore documented. I'm sorry it came to this mambro... You will be remembered.
>>579634026I should put a pot on now that you mention it.
Today is the day
>>579633935but you arent going to get gibs this month
Mambros are so dramatic then complain why they get shitposted in the thread so much
>>579634085I use a french press for my coffee. Wishing to get one of those fancy espresso machines though
Bourbon touched my PC and bricked it. I had 64GB of DDR5 RAM, an RTX 5090 and a couple of 4TB nvme SSDs in it.I'm finished.
>>579634074
:3
>>579633660Mambwo...
>>57963418599% of "mambros" posting in the thread literally aren't actually mambros
>>579633935>flatlining danchudthe Clover special...
>there was an unironic mutiny
hmmm yeah I think Mejiro Palmer fucking sucks
>>579634117we annexed an inactive d+ club, jongbros WILL be getting gibs since the club was not made this month
am i the only one who hasn't used a single clock since big sing came out
>>579634246CUTE
>>579634356my cock
>>579634329There are some obvious dramasisters like the curren poster, but from the ones I'm reading right now in this thread are definitely real mambros
>>579632930Danchou needs to figure out if we're an A+ or A club. We've had several top earners leave for better clubs, it's unfortunate.I may do the same next month if I'm still active and University doesn't fuck over with my fan gain
>>579634329hehe
Can she... not do that in public
>>579634427nojust in general
Hey Rice Shower, wanna be even more dangerous on the track?
>>579634085>>579634187I just drink instant coffee
ARE YOU WATCHING DANCHOU? THIS IS ALL FOR YOU.
>>579634313Imagine her tender and soft flat chest.
>>579634350Mahjong is serious business.
>>579634372Tenno sho umas
>>579634313Cutest daughter uma in the game?
>>579634048>spoke with Allen in advance that i wanted to join another club>reread the post you replied toBut cute that I have a stalker now; UID?
>>579634598I've drank enough MRE instant coffee packs in my lifetime thanksBut i think i will stick with the real stuff when i can
>>579634587Yes, she generally sucks my cock, my balls, my mouth (not in that order)
>>579634598She needs to fix you
>>579633935quota?
>>579634731basashi is recruiting rn you could try there
>>579634501I'm never leaving. I'll be there haunting the empty club room even after everyone has left. The sovl will be gone but there will always be... A ghost...
>>579634749She does that to me too (in that order
>victoriafrontier has a biologically female girlfriendso, anon, what's your excuse?
Cute gorilla princess
>>579633935If this is true it was only private, no one asked or called for danchou to step down in discord or club chat
>>579634085>>579634187>>579634598>tried to drink real coffee because cheap instant coffee killed my stomach>tried machines and presses>it was glorious>after a week they killed it againMy soul yearns for coffee, but coffee hates me and my body reciprocates
>>579633935proofs?
>>579634370Huh neat, that's a good way to build a new club from the ground up without missing monthly gibs completely
>samson big>is tiny
>>579634096based, I've got 14 more days and then the fatty will be MINE
Rickey and I share the same interest in children.
Just give us the plain translation with TL notes.
so jong fags use discord huh
NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>5796350243 sex goddesses
>>579634925Drink less coffee?Or add cream if its the acidity fucking with you.
>>579635034
>>579635053They were very open about the fact that they have one
>>579634874being brown is unironically easier to get biofem gfs, especially if you're brown in an asian way. The white man is fucked
>>579634874Proofs?
>>579634925just don't drink more than one espresso a day
>>579634874I got raped and have severe mother issues that has left me with a skewed perception of women that I either see as a little sister or onaholes
>>579635082>>579635034Who the FUCK could like that ugly shrilling donkey Fuku when THIS exists?
>>579635185My trainees.I love them very much.
>>579634185mambros aren't really that dramatic
>>579635034BAD
>>579634313sex
>>579627574Kitasan owner lowkey put all of his luck on Kitasan Black how come all the rest of his horses have 0,5 wins average
>>579634874its rather easy when you have that many eyes on you. at 100 eyes you could get a girlfriend rather easily
>>579635142
>>579634925Drink decaf to help your stomach maybe?>>579635097This general has convinced me that Air Shakur is hot. I want to lick her obliques
>>579635185Why's Ryan even there?
>>579635142False. Have you ever talked to nonwhite girls? They talk about getting a white boyfriend the way black guys talk about white women.
>>579635097My body tolerates the shitty coffee+milk mixes from walmart at leastFunnily enough also the fancy dolce gusto capsules but shit gets expensive after a while>>579635405Decaf is gay as fuck I'd rather bleed my intestines
>>579635405Shakur is flat though
>>579635185I'm sure I can outrun the cops
>>579635465>decaf is gay as fuck Based, and understandable >>579635474My guy I love Cafe and she’s skin and bones half the time. Shakur being flat is a plus
>>579635405>he had to be convincedAir shakur is super hot/cute.>>579635465>shitty coffee+milk mixes from walmartThe stuff thats more sugar than anything else?
i secret to beating end hoguri in CM19 is stacking pacers and gutsmaxxing.good luck.
STOP TAKIMG THEM OUT FOR FOOD THEY WILL GET FAT!!!!!!
>>579633893>Keb was BidenBiden is DEAD?!!!!
>>579634350I thought it was danchou being a schizo and having a sudden melty over nothing, but now everything made sense...
Do you continue to get bond if you date the same uma more than three times?
>>579635635Lickable clavicles…
>>579635635Are you the deranged shakurfoid or the glowie
>>579635430brothey aren't looking for a "boyfriend", they're looking for an easy fool to take their money and maybe a green card. No better than paying for a prozzie at that point. A few race traitor golddiggers aren't really representative of the entire group, for every 1 of those bwc chaser the other 10 are just getting with the people they're used to and thinks those few are weird.
>>579635707>gutsmaxxingCreek+LH will get you to 700-800 guts every run, but yes, dueling is fairly strong
>>579633935i see youhttps://uma.moe/circles/139444290
>>579634350>>579635759There was not, or if there was it wasn’t public at all. A bunch of people left on their own, but we still had most of the people. Danchou didn’t feel like we could recover though so decided to disband.
>>579635848
Umm, Tact? It's getting really steamy and hot in the tent...
pull for yaimanin zephyr
>>579635627Cafe has the best wedding dress of all of them, too. Classy and lovely
>>579635987I do this with my bf
>>579635897*doesn't connect dueling*okay, what now?
>>579635984>implying they aren't one and the same
>>579636051>whiff your win-conditionthe result seems quite obvious then, no?
>>579636051Then just win normally?Or lose?Like every other race?
>>579632013but i'm dating with my wife
>>579635993i cant man im a meta fag and i need to metafag for blaze brian
>>579636025Indeed
>>579636051your last spurt speed boost from le goots??
>>579636145chat does he know
>>579636108We are very much two different peopleThere is actually a third shakurfag that joins in sometimes
>>579636025Cafe, Ramonu, Sweepy and Hishiama are glorious and will probably ruin my financesThe rest are cute
>>579635993>le wind uma>the most anti aerodynamic design ever
>the "blaze brian is bad" anon persiststhis gaslight will not catch.
I swear Fine and Shakur interactions are all golden just when you think Shakur hit Fine with le truth nuke to piss her off, Fine can always retaliate in a way that ticks Shakur the most.
PULL FOR ZEPHYR SHE IS META
>>579636131why would i invest in a win condition that has less than a 50% chance to activate when xoggers get >90% this cm?
>>579636253Ramonu's is *holy shit* tierGentildonn'as would be if it were white instead of pinkHishiama is ultra giga-sexo
>>579636269Yeah their interactions are funShakur trying to help out Finemo at the end of her own career was neat too
ButtSweat is recruiting one person!A B+ casual /uma/ club with moderately active in-game chat! Some of us know how to play and can actually give feedback and advice! Complain about RNG / stamina / looping frustrations! Wow!Reply in here if interested, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579636263She is definitely a strong ace for LongsBut she was also definitely oversold as a mandatory parent
>>579636331just so you can own le zogs
>>579632013I get the vice pres instead
>>579635572
>>579636261Wdym? Having bigger boobs is actually better for Umas due to their running style. Look up how pro cyclists are using breast pads to have better aerodynamics.
>>579630993ggs
>nice piece of art on the lewder side ruined by dykeshithate to see it
Cafe is MEGA FLAT
>>579635987>Daring Tact>molests her trainerBRAVO
>>579636661>mega flat >visible ribs Hot
Cow Wife
>>579636331what does hoguri's consistency have to do with available methods of beating her?>win-condition against a dominant meta unit is lower probability than the meta unitwhat point do you think you're making here? if you want to win then build your hoguri, that's not the conversation.you're either stacking pacers, hunting a promo, and dueling to finish or gambling on one of your lates hitting 80-100% acceleration.
>>579636824Chrono Genesis would also rape
>>579636623Nigga complaining about 1 GLish summer fusapan art when theres hundreds of them that caters to your taste
I think girls having sex with girls is hot I don't wanna be looking at drawings of some dude
>>579636649I need to sniff Festa's umanko
>>579634731wtf it really was a coordinated attack by /uma/club leadership?
>>579636913Yeah, me
>>579636623faggot
I should be able to message people in game to beg them to clear a spot on their follower list
Verxina tore getting a boner from Gentildonna's body
>>579637017Then watch pov porn where you're the dude
>>579636824>Weaving History
>>579637293>uma dmsno thanks
its always umaclub fudding all the mambo fudding was them. thats how they got their top earner
I like how the event CG artist always does their best to show off Doto's dotos
>>579637503Her Dotos are an integral part of her character
>>579637445Then automatic follower list waitlistsAnything at all honestly
>>579637293>combine dms with 4chan shitposting/uma/ already acts like a hive of histrionic girls, no fucking thanks
>>579637324I don't watch porn I just use pixiv and sadpanda
>>579634874i have a biologically male boyfriend and i don’t think he wants an open relationship
>>579637159Personally I want her chest on my face but I see the vision.
>>579637590be a big boy and dm them on dicksword
>>579637616I wish there was a pov tag for those, rip
>>579637659no harm in askingthe worst time he can do is say no
>>579635142i think you’re just chopped bro
T_T
cute
>>579637293>I want more tools for creating drama
>>579637813
>>579637293Post race chat lobbies during cm
>>579637813Cried when I first read her runaway event
>>579634874I'm a mental case who doesn't like most people, also being British doesn't help.
>>579626964Finally a Samson OP
>>579638015Im sorry to hear that. It must really suck being British
>>579637218Always is
have any of the major artists released Samson r18s yet
>>579637909I've loved her since 2018, so when I found out you could just....pick her in the game I nearly lost my shit. When her ult proc'd the first time I got tears.
>>579635993oh i'm pulling alright
>>579634874i have no job
https://x.com/Creameerd/status/2094889801635762685
https://youtu.be/9krZEq2-vys
>>579638015I want to look up Machitan's dress
cm18 finals status?
>>579637897that would be hilarious
>>579634874I am brown, ugly, poor and have inherited all of my parents mental and social issues. I am scared of people and women.
she’s so fucking stupid (affectionately)
>>579637659you ween him into becoming a cuck by starting with femdom, into SPH, into roleplay, into "just watching" at sex clubs/parties until he's convinced that he has developed the idea on his own, at which point you open the door with a FFM threesome while the hovering implication that a MMF follows as a common courtesy looms.
>>579638303Weirdo
>>579638334"It is what it is."
>>579638334I went on dates with my ace and had sex with her so I already won
>>579638334I'm in the soup
>>579638408anon....that anon is gay with a boyfriend, not a woman. Aren't you misunderstanding that?
>>579638334
>>579627494Of course not.Samson is for head pads
>>579638334I made it to A finals for once but I'm definitely not getting 1st place like always but it's better than being in B group.
>>579638334Don't care, my wife releases in 2 weeks (she's gonna lose to a hog in 3 weeks)
>>579638334I always get plat in CMs where I have below average WR so I have high hopes
>>579638614i just wanted to type about cuck shit. i don't care how i get there.
>>579638334Im cooked. Just utterly in the soup
>>579638334too worried about cm19 now
>>579638193Ty bro
I realized that I am not going to get platinum even with saving for meta cards. I'm now free to roll umas. I will be rank 5 in tt. I will be in group B. And I will be happy.
>>579635895No I mean the ones who live here already. They don't need green cards.
> Roll for Macchan> 5 other 3* umas before Macchan, including vampire Rice twice20 away from pity but I guess at least I got Nishino which I needed
>>579638698you need therapy man
You are winning finals, right?
>>579635787reply please?
>>579638789>anon's facilities for reason are dismantled at the slightly sight of boobsmany such cases.
>>579638440The real weirdos are the ones who don't want to look up Machitan's dress
>>579638698
>>579638898789
>>579638965Post plats.
>>579639006plats.
>>579638939
>>579638906Boobs>facts and logic
>>579638334Que sera sera
>>5796388987 and I rape you
>>579638334…
>>579638334I just #DontCare #Anymore
>>579638334Easy 3rd
>>579638953gacha addiction will find its way into the dsm5 within a decade.
finally collected 5 full bonded umas for the funny song
jpgays lurking in the thread, will the outing event return again
>>579639263Tgat old woman should not be doing silly dances like that
>>579638334I did not submit to meta so my heart won regardless
>>579638953that's 100 sparksdid this nigga spark on literally every banner????
https://x.com/OneAlivePro/status/2095132339432992890
>>579639171How did they design a uma that is solely and perfectly suited for rape?
>>579638334Please for once let me get an honest lobby
Would you buy a biggu t-shirt?
>>579639596No
>>579636885How much milk does Daiwa have?
>>579639565Dober raping or Dober getting raped?
>>579638953currenwhales...
>>579639596I only really wear plain clothes
>>579638953the raped...https://x.com/Creameerd/status/2071738873521053973https://x.com/Creameerd/status/2079334141699543403
>>579639596I don't wear clothes
>>579638859Oh yeah, but if they're there already they're kinda honorary white...
>>579638193where the hell did you find that? Exceptionally good information there, thank you anon
>>579639596I'm not 5 feet tall so it'd lose its charm. no.
>>579639832I didn't even know you could get sub 5k in graded A
>>579638953same shape as a gambling addict
>>579639709Both! That's the best part!
>>579639325
>>579639006plats
>>579639832least insane currensissy
>>579640036not a jpfag but I know it becomes permanent later
>>579640034Ugh, men!
>>579639336Taiki isn't that old, c'mon now anon
>dramafags failed at ruining threads with fake club drama so they post twitter screenshots nowPathetic
>>579638334Got into A finals with a sovlful team I tried hard to train. Likely going to come in third place like I have since uhhhh... Capricorn cup, I think.
>>579639565not solelyDober is also perfectly suited for hatesex
>>579640173Yeah, raping men
>>579639325>>579640036it becomes permanent at some point
>>579640204currenbro...
>>579638334I WILL WINCHECK THIS 5
>>579638334Maybe 1st, guaranteed 3rd.
… ugh
>Ardan doesn't have any doujinswhat the FUCK is wrong with artists
>>5796403934 and Fuku fucking dies
>someone says the word "quota" and a year old member leaves
>>579640082curren chan is an infohazard
>>579638334I will wait till midnight and show my Plat
Hello friends!!
>>579640490them horses ain’t for fuckin fella
reminder: a mere THREE (3) hours a week devoted to physical exercise will lead to improvements in your mood, day-to-day function, and general attractiveness. whether it be calisthenics, yoga/mobility work, and/or weight-training at the gym, a small investment will pay major dividends in your not-so-distant future. today is as good a day as any to start!
>>579640574Hello babydachi!
>>579640707getting railed is not physical exercise curren
>>579640707maybe tomorrow
>>579640574Hello babydachi!!>>579640707>started playing uma>went to gymNo joking
>>579640707Reminder 3 auto runs for your club will meet A+ quotas
danchou whip these niggas up or i'm out
>>579640574
my dancho is such a dirty whore mmmm letting me drain him every day... mmmpfffuck
>>579640914just leave it's never happening
abuse tanukisabuse cryersabuse babydachis
>>579640775yeah not with THAT attitude
>>579640914You won't do shit bitch
Just make a club
wtf! our top earner left
>>579640707i’ve started cycling an hour every day and women literally won’t leave me alone
>>579640775curren is a very active partner, unlike a certain pillow princess.
Why are all the wife umas absolutely garbage in meta?
>>579640737>>579640803>>579640917
>>579641137>glass legsLmaooooo
>ANOTHER "mambo flirts with becoming a quota club" episodeYou retards will never give up on this huh? Now were losing members because of this, good luck getting A+ with a 19/30 club
Are all unique animations from the outing event locked to the food date?Can you get multiple of them with the same character?
>>579641137Wait for the mare cycle
>>579641137some designs cater to the eyes, others to competition.
>>579640707I'm lifting and running for a year now and this is true
>>579641232
Tanhauser would woop you if you tried looking up her dress
>Click 5 times on Bitch Hello.>No 20 tokens.Yeah no, I'm not going out of my way to click on this bitch outside of Junior year.
>>579641137>Nature>Ardan>Kawakami Princess>King Halo>Air Groove>Super CreekI don't know, but it's very frustrating
>>579641354
idk basically everything I build for the next CM is getting raped in publics, a 100 extra Speed would have been nice but the races aren't even close
>>579641058please be in mambo!
All night bed breaking sex with Ines Fujin
>>579641354Don’t think you’re supposed to
>I think you should eat your vegetables
>>579641473>almost SS stambwo just take a gold recovery
>>579641473A .2 accel is not going to win you the race
>>579640542Was that word the following to "there are no"? If not, then I would've done the same
>>579640707I've already done my daily exercises. fuck off c*rren
>>579640707Oh that's why I'm failing at lifeI'm only doing 2hrs and 40mins of physical exercise a week
>>579640803>>started playing uma>>went to gym>No jokingthis post reminded me of https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39497364
>>579641467Fuck off, I'm canceling your concert.>>579641569I can rarely afford 4 songs in junior if I don't go after her in the early game.
>>579640707I was a lonely skeletal loser my whole life. Then I started lifting and since then I've been swimming in so much attention from foids I don't know how to handle it. It helps that I'm 6'2" and blonde though I guess.
>>579641473go 3 speed 2 wit slop wth max stam spark>i dont have max stam sparksget to loopin
>>579641137If your dick wants it, they're not winners
>>579641473keep looping stam parents so you don't have to fuck up your stats, 300 less power than others will fuck up your midrace during the uphill
I’m out of shape because I sit for 11 hours a day so I bought a treadmill for my room and walk on it for 24 mins a day. Here I come fitness
I love my wife
>>579641679>>579641651I took Second Wind to gamba and even when it procs at a good time I get raped>>5796418063 Speed is to overkill and I'd have to spend a bunch of Sp on the trackblazer skill. I think I'm just gonna build a braindead Pace Oguri and call it a day
Biggu shot
>>579641137What are you talking about????Clearly Hanukah oguri is the most wife uma out there!
>>579641969I guess I'll try 3 Speed on base Bourbon then? She has 0 Speed growth so I shouldn't overcap.Maybe I'll run her, Seiun and a Runaway booster or a dom bot
>>579641991I'm also a front main and I've never considered just giving up and going to Open League this hard before. It seems impossible. All we have for accel is Angling, and it's not enough.
I sent and retracted my application 3 times today
Anime Kita will save fronts
>>579630317Pathetic WOMANCHILD put in her place
>frontkek tearsthere is no nectar sweeter.
>>579640707I gained 10Kg during the last year, can I trust a Curren poster?
>>579640707
>>579642276danchous like when you play hard to get
>>579642176I feel like a runaway booster + dom debuffer is what you wanna go with if you really want your front to win, get nimble on your front too in case the runaway can hold into the late race
>>57964198111? I sit around for 14
>>579641604The day everyone stop telling Sweepy to eat her vegetables will come sooner now than ever
>>579630317le*gue of l*gends players do not have human or uman rights
>>579640707>Start playing uma >Start training how to actually run/in the turf>For the slimmest chance I cosplay an umamusume and partake in a cosplay race (I want to win)I'm not joking.
>smart falcon>isn't smart
>>579635993>pull forI see what you did there.
>>579642389What a strange image
>>579642660Curren would secretly be a vtuber
>>579642610I'll be your trainer, deal?
>>579638334Best chance Urara has had to bag a second CM, I'm excited.
>>579642610i know you'll utterly crush those overweight mexican cosplayers bwo.
>>579642734Wouldn't she just be a standard egirl streamer?She's pretty enough to not need a vtuber avatar and she wants people to look at her
>>579642660I miss chloe
wahey
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
Can I still get carats if I leave my club now and join another?
>>579642660I don't see it.
>>579633660Iam gonna miss ya. I liked talking to you. I wish he would just keep it as a chill A+/A club. This quota talk is lame
>>579642660>wikipedia as a source
>>579643010>sex incarnate design>quitsEvery time
How many would like an actual A+? Because it's looking like 80M per month unless you have a kind whale doing hits for your club
>>579643031tbf danchud has claimed he doesn't want a quota literally every time it's come up
>>579641991I'm working on pace parents for next cmFronts are not good
>>579643031So dont make it one, the club was never meant to be it, stop bringing this up every fucking month and this wouldn't be a problem If we drop to A fine, if we clutch A+ also fine, its so fucking simple
I thought it was a meme
>>579643313what meme
>>579643313yeah i’ll have uhhhhhhhh 3 chicken mayo and a large coke
>>579641032you right, but next month i will for SURE
>>579643259is it true a mambro who wasn't breaking the rules got kicked? shamefur dispray
This is why /uma/jp does not field a high rank clubYou cannot have a high rank club in a landscape where everyone has access to autos with no expectations from its members
>>579643313I need a shirt like this. I sweat buckets
>>579643259Yeah, but now its maybe next month. Thats gay, either he commits to a quota for A+ or he doesnt and we chill somewhere in A. >>579643279I dont think he knows what he wants to it to be. A is fine and I dont wanna sweat it for A+, even with auto.
>>579643007Yes, the cutoff date is 15th I think
>literally no one:>the random antiJP schizo: >DUDE UMA JP THIS AND THAT REEEEokay
>>579643259Why did Kimono get kicked then?
>>579643451I don't need a high ranking club I just do not want a club where I do auto runs every time it's up and someone who just logs in daily
>>579643313>sweating>hot>excitederoi DESS
Teio raped me
>>579642746Gwo?>>579642828You would think that, but then you see a midget of a woman as a Falco cosplay actually destroy everyone, it was then and there I understood the cruelty of the racetrack.
>>579643495>sweat it for A+Literally play the game, you fucks need to be in a retirement home if you cannot be asked to do auto runs.
Tbh i do think in this post-auto world quotas are pretty dangerous nowThat's why im in a club that just requires you to be active, and easily get A with no fuss
>>579643550If that harmless commentary count as schizophrenic then you might be the schizo here
>>579643716my favorite are the people you can see on chrono getting like +10k fans in a daylike nigger you literally logged in to do your daily races press two more fucking buttons and start an auto career
>>579643556I wanna smooch Mejiro Ryan so bad
>>579643559He was a part of a sleeper cell and got caughtbetter to quickly get rid of them before any damage could be caused
>>579643031I miss talking to you guys sometimes, it's a shame so many of the regular talkers are also leaving...
>>579643787
Hmmm I wonder who should I cater to, the bottom earners who cry slavery if they have to press 2 buttons a day, or the top earners who singlehandedly earn more than all of them combined...
>>579643313slightly unrelated but I've started to become fond of this mexican LARPer
>>579643978Mambocchi..
>>579644003I'm culling all bottom feeders next month. I would this month but replacing 10+ members was already a pain.t. Danchud
>>579643978Now I am even sadder...
TEH URN
>>579643716Have you ever considered that youre the problem mr officer? Perhaps trying to change a club for over a year instead of leaving is monumentally stupid?
>>579629939Will only roll for Creek, and get the rest with the 2nd anniversary selectors.
I would be glad to get Pasa with costumelooks hot
>>579644191>using vodka's card
If someone were to enjoy the gameplay loop, making parents, and aces, etc. (Daily races, TT doesn't count) they would hit at LEAST 30m a month without even knowing it
>>579644014she’s great
pasa alt soon
I don't deserve my spot at Mambo.You guys are too good for me.I suck at the game.
>>579644003>>579643871>>579643716So if this is such a simple concept why not leave and make a quota club instead of trying to change clubs you're already in that already had established rules?Since its so simple after all
>>579644340Never ever
>>579644202Kicking is far easier as a danchou and now that half tp is over, kicking before gibs is more justified since I'm asking you to check in 4 times a day not 10
>>579644340Please be meta in arima
Thinking about changing my trainers card from taikis tits to zephyrs
>>579643787I recognize that choreography
>>579644370But I am changing the rules in my club? I can do whatever as dancho
>>579644251I thought that card was going to be really really good in GL since it has high spec prio + init friendship. It is also one of few cards I somehow got to MLB so I'd like to shove it in where I can.
>Get kicked from /uma/club>Join a A+ club>Stay a complete bottom-feeder the entire month>Start a shitposting campaign when you get booted after getting gibs:thinking:
The cutest!
write a quota and stop malding bitch
>>579644595>:thinking:What is this?
Reminder to delete Ŝ̴̡̩̳͇̤̟̻̍̕͝m̴̧̤̠̺̖̘͚̠̖̀̃͌̿͑à̶̧̢̡̨̰̞̣̗̜̰͚̥͍͉̾̎̏ͅr̴̭̙̥̦͇̻̫̎̽́̊̋̾̃͝t̶̟̮͂̓̌̏͐͐͛̔̾̊̈́̽̂́ ̵̢̡̩̞͖̻͉̟̜͕̹͓͗̇͆͜ͅF̵̨̨̡̯͚̖̘͙͎̥̜̫͎̹̊̽̌͒́́̿̔̚͝͠ͅą̷̡̨̤̫̖̦͖̥̤͎̐̈́̈́̃͋̈́̂͘̚͠ͅͅľ̵̥͔̖͚̩͉̠̖͒̉͂̓̓͆͂̚͝͝ͅc̵̤͓̤̮̞̽̽́͑́́̍̕͝ó̸̢̠̳̬̫͚̥͈̬͉̺̔͗͐̔̑̋̋̆͘̚̕͝ͅn̵̪̜̟͚̖̮̫̯̮͊͒̓͊͒̎̊̚̕̕͝͝ from your account.
How many 0.25s does your ace have?
Idk im top 10 and I still think id be out if an actual true quota started, its just a slippery slope and not what the club was ever about
>>579644251I'm cooking
>>579644639
