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>>579661390
Im coming to take a big shit on Altdorf
:D
>play literally any other faction>have a booming economy and several unstoppable rape armies early on>play Franz>I can barely support a single army, the entire Empire is fucking GONE I'm at war with chaos, goblins, undead and beastmenby sigmar how do you do this
>>579661523Warhammer
>>579661523elder scrolls (unironically)tons of backstory, cool factions
>>579661523Conan
>listening to Costin yap about Nagash's campaign>CA wants the books to be a more involved mechanic>but book locations are unchanged in the build he's playing>and specific books are still randomized between the locations>and there is no means of fast traveling to these locations>so if you want to collect all books you have to conquer basically the whole world south of Kislev and west of Cathay>so on most runs you will not be interacting with most of the books at all>and subjugating the mortarchs is a similarly drawn-out process, so in most campaigns you might only use a minority of them and not for long before completing win consHype... fading...
>>579661637Is this what playing as Guilliman in TW40K is gonna be like?
>>579661637The game just isn't designed to make an Empire campaign feel like how it should Just play someone else
>>579661523A Song of Ice and Fire
>>579661637lower difficulty? its pretty manageable on normal
>>579661523Hydaelyn
>>579661523Lord of the Rings
>>579661523>>579661652Seconding Elder Scrolls.
>>579661637Karl has been a cakewalk since ToD (he wasn't hard before then either)
>>579661637This whole game is just knowing who you're supposed to attack first, once you get the order down he's fine like anyone elseGet both types of Outriders + max spearmen shields frontline with redline and tech asap
>>579661731>you have to conquerGee I wonder if you could maybe force march a army to do it without spending dozens of turns on conquering territory you don't want. If only undead could recruit units out of a magical pool instead from barracks. You could send a LL with a token force and build it up on the way! Nah that's just a pipe dream.
>>579661637Best campaign in the game.
>>579661523Forsaken Gods.>dark Bronze Age fantasy wargaming and lore setting created by Didrik Magnus-Andresen
>>579661523
>>579662592Now that would be something
>>579661731The book of Nagash can be "held" by any Lord now.I suppose we can hope to see them "moving" more during a campaign now, as the Lords fight amongst themselves.
>>579662592I do like how much they've lived to regret killing Selvaria off.
>>579661957>Maelestrom's Lalafell infantry (great weapons)(subligar)(fast for a Lalafell)
>>579662592Is that a Not!Garand with a detachable magazine?
>>579662592isn't this series just not-ww2
Mice here back from GamescomGot to talk with the CA people at there, though it was mainly guys from the 40k team; no Sofia devs and only one guy who has done some work on TWH3.Here's what I got:>TWH3>currently TWH3 is slated to receive support/DLC as long as it remains profitable>this does include faction reworks>CA is open to the idea for more factions, but needs GW's okay to go forward with anything substantial>TW40k>The plan is to eventually include all factions and subfactions including stuff like Deathwatch and Exodites>It's gonna be one game, not a trilogy>since the thing is supposed to be able to run on consoles, you will be able to tune down the graphics considerably for performance.>CA is aware that visibility is kinda bad at the moment and is currently playing around with the UI to fix it>faction customisation will include both colours and the actual geometry of models>Forgeworld and other stuff that's technically not part of the main game is gonna be included>All four races will launch with two subfactions which supposedly play noticeably different. Main campaign is centered around Armageddon >The Guard will launch with "everything that makes out their identity"
>>579662592>both are SEGA franchises
>>579661523Not a fiction franchise but World War 1
>>579661713I guess it could work if you set it during the Pictish invasion, but most factions would just be historical armies with the serial numbers filed off while the bad guys would have some limited magic.Whole thing could probably be a campaign pack like Charlemagne.
>>579661713People HATED Pharaoh. And Conan would have even less variety.
>>579662929AMAL'JAAMANII HEAVY SHOCK INFANTRY
>>579663168>currently TWH3 is slated to receive support/DLC as long as it remains profitableNeatIf only 3K had been profitable..
>>579661523>>579663282>Both are SEGA franchisesTotal War Sonic when???
>>579663168>>currently TWH3 is slated to receive support/DLC as long as it remains profitable>>this does include faction reworksCool. There may yet be hope for Tzeentch.
My army is composed entirely of melee units.How do I defeat Glottkin?
>>579661523World of Warcraft
>>579663813>How do I defeat GlottkinJoin him.
>>579663813Are you from the future? How are you having this problem?
>>579661523Basically any franchise that ever got a popular Medieval 2 mod.
>>579663768why did china rebel on 3k? bad dlc?
>>579664098Chinese only use creamapi. If the content isn't bought inside the game they will pirate it.
>>579664272china is the land of gacha they buy microtransacs if they're good
I want at least one of these two in the game. Specifically I'd like Slugtongue to start in Cathay, maybe somewhere in the Nongchang Basin.
>>579664098They had already covered everything people actually care about and anf the Warhammer games raised the standardas for DLC to the point where people are no longer willing to pay for new startpositions.
>>579663813Punch harder
>>579664098Apparently that first DLC they did with the eight princes or whatever is a shameful episode of chinese history they don't like to see mentioned.Also I never got any of the DLCs myself because far as I could tell, most of them were "It's the exact same game but set a few years later so maybe a couple characters start out dead and this faction has slightly moved places. Only the jungle DLC seemed actually worthwhile.
>>579664485As a faction mechanic you can poison local bats and baby birds to weaken the populace.
>>579664098China hated the Eight Princes DLC because it's an embarrassing nothingburger that has almost nothing to do with the 3 Kingdoms
>>579664623Jungle and Yellow Turbans are the only worthwhile ones, yeah.
>>579624750>Space MarinesThat's generic, yeah>Black Templars>Blood Angels>Dark Angels>Space WolvesThe only truly distinct Marine Chapters. They have multiple actually unique units and playstyles and numerous characters. They are 100%, for sure guaranteed to be in, each being a separate "Lord Pack" or whatever they will call subfaction dlcs this time. Same way how Empire here got Ulrican, Nuln etc dlcs>DeathwatchMaaaaaybe. They aren't on a tier of those others. Have an unit and some unique gear. Recently even got kinda scrapped and shoved into Agents. Their players constantly live under a threat of getting axed>Grey KnightsNot really Marines. They have everything unique and are gated away from most of normal Marine content. They also have little content and are the most forgotten faction in game. Yes, even worse than Dark Eldar you no doubt heard memes about. But both Grey Knights and those Deldar will inevitably finally get an update this editionThey will be added, sooner or laterOther Marines have no content. Horus Heresy is a separate IP same way AoS is from WHFB/ToW so it cannot be used to flesh out other First Founding ChaptersEither CA is allowed to invent shit up or they will be selling mostly cosmetic dlcs for others if they really want more Marine dlcsPhobos units are interestingly absent so far. I guess they could try to sell Raven Guard/Raptors/Mentors dlc with those few Phobos units that exists.Either way, Marine wank won't be as big as memes try to make it out to be.
>>579664685So they hated one DLC so much they decided not to buy the later ones? What a bunch of insects.
>>579664617>Gifs you can hear
>>579663168>currently TWH3 is slated to receive support/DLC as long as it remains profitable>this does include faction reworksSo basically the treatment Rome 2 is getting
>>579661731Didn't they already say Nagash is going to have some kind of fast travel?
>>579662592>Faction:East Europan Imperial Alliance>Legendary Lord:Berthold Gregor>Faction unique effectCan rush construction using "Darcsen Labourers"
>>579665092The only thing anyone has said so far that's been confirmed about Nagash is that he was weak.
Well fuck me, it seems some mod is preventing all ruins to be recolonized by anyone ever and now I have to find which one is it. Has anyone had this problem and know the right answer?
>>579662938It's actually a not!Type 4 with a detachale magazine.
>>579663168will GW allow dogs...
https://www.moddb.com/mods/steam-and-steel-recruitment-rebalance-campaign-map-fix-and-unit-size-increaseThere I published my patch for Steam and Steel.
>>579661637Rebels then kemmler the khazrak then Festus then vlad then golgfag then then drycha then grom then the slaughterers in that order only skip if theyre dead or if you want the ogres around. Don't take the wasteland to avoid aggroing belakor for longer, keep a second smaller stack to defend against grom and wulfrik after moving on Festus, sell all non empire land you rake for cash. Don't bother confederating any non-LL until they build up theor land enough to give you good value
>>579662782Didn't the following games all have a knock-off version of her?
>>579663168>Deathwatch and ExoditesHow would that shit even work? 10 unit armies?
>>579648243GW is just gay retards who decided to push Nurgle HARD the past decade and a half. It used to be Khorne iirc.
If Mannfred's goal is to collect the books of Nagash, why is there one up in Drakenhof? Did he forget to pack it in the move?
>>579663168>this does include faction reworksSQUIRE! A new shipement of copium has arrived!
>>579663168>Open to the idea of more factionsI thought map expansions/ Ind/Khuresh/Nippon/Mongols got hard cancelled?
>>579663168>and subfactions including stuff like Deathwatch and ExoditesHell yeah, I wanted Exodites to get their day.
>>579663168>The Guard will launch with "everything that makes out their identity"
>>579661523Star Wars
>>579661637You kind of have to get used to the idea that Empire infantry is worthless and that captains are better frontline, so you focus on getting outriders + gun wagons. Those alone can solo most armies since nothing you fight near you has the movespeed and damage to deal with it. You also kind of have to pick your poison, going after Marienberg is a good idea on paper but it takes forever and you're sort of depriving yourself of a good wall against the gay wizard. So really, just go north and try to protect Nordland Middeland imo, see who you can confed and then work on keeping Nuln in the game. (You) have to be the one putting out fires despite retard AI, so this typically means going after Festus and Vlad as a priority, then Ogres, then the other gay vamps. You can go after Marienberg for eco but it's hard to defend there and you won't really win much doing it early. Also, Empire economy building is fucking strong in 4 settlement regions like altdorf.
>>579665814this mod was just too barebones for me but good work lad!
>>579664837I'd bet deathwatch and GK both just rolled into a generic Inquisition with the rest of the agents faction with the primary sub factions being xenos and malleus. You get stormtroopers, the special marines, and assassins altogether as a smaller, elite focused army that has to choose between being good at fucking up other elites or surviving hordes of genestealers and orks
>>579665572>best spellcaster in the settingWell I wouldn't expect him to be better at much else, then he'd have to be Settra.
>>579666426>Guardsmen? Check.>Ogryns? Check.>Tanks? Check.>Artillery? Check.>The Commissar? Check.Anyway, gonna bet they hold ratlings for DLC.
>>579665991NTA butBy the time CA includes them, they will be biggerExodites will get a Corsair style expansion and will be "Aeldari" subfaction at leastIf Forge World and such is allowed, then Eldar have even more content to add
>>579664623There's an insane nationalist faction, but it gets exaggerated online. The main problem is that it's like the first DLC for a heavily character based Alexander game being about a Seleucid succession crisis.
So why are Chaos (and Ogres) the only groups allowed decent infantry save for Hoeth swords?
>>579667236chaos = antagonistelves = protagonists ogres = jolly fat bois
>>579666083>SQUIRE! A new shipement of copium has arrived!YESSSS
>>579661523>Star Wars: Clone Wars>Sheev is the advisor for both sides in his respective personas as Palpatine and Darth Sidious
>>579663168>this does include faction reworkswhat does this meanno more reworks?
>>579667236You still comparing T5 units with T3 ones?
Is it just me or does Wulfrik kindda suck? Then again, my first Norsca experience was Throgg...
>>579667959I mean in general, not the same anon anyway
any interesting units in the dlc?
>>579668102What are you struggling with?
>>579667914It means they will not rule out reworking factions for as long as the game is making them good money.
>>579668303They actual units don't really break the mould, but the Middenheim units make for a fun aggressive infantry play style for Middenheim.
>>579668303POOTRID BLIGHTKANGS not really
>>579663813you need anti-large and flaming attacks or its joever
>>579667236Both flavors of dwarf have some very good infantry units
>they nerfed tguards to where they're worse than greatswordsgguseless unit
Throgg > Sayl > Wulfrik
>>579661391>Egrimm LL>Galarauch LHMy votes for potentialmon units>Champions of Tzeentch or Azure Princes (Halberd and Sword and Board)>Bane Tower>Chaos Dragon of Tzeentch (warp fire effects + barrier and a new model)>Chaos Warriors with flamer arms and swords (essentially a high armor flamethrower free company militia)Would you buy it? I don’t know what you could add for generic heroes or lords unless you just make more Tzeentch touched Beastmen or make up something new related to Egrimm or Galarauch
>>579663168>>The Guard will launch with "everything that makes out their identity" Such as? I heard they aren't getting things like deployable arty such as basilisks and mortars, and no mechanized infantry with chimeras as well
>>579669480Empire-ium is supposed to suck
>>579667834this thing already exists for the fall of the republic empire at war mod
>>579661731You don’t have to conquer all of the territory the book holding armies are in, you can just send an army to each book and go get it. You’ve always been able to do that. Dedicate a book hunting army once you have the resources. Plus with other factions able to now grab them they could wind up anywhere really.
>>579666083>>579667809I'm sorry m'lord can you say that a little louder?My ears aren't the best anymore.
>>579669552but space marines and mechanicus are also Imperium but they are supposed to be OP
>>579669804Elite units are not representative of the Imperium. It would be like if Karl Franz had nothing but Demigryphs and Steam Tanks.
>>579669480The guard is supposed to suck. Only deluded fa/tg/uys who spent decades spamming balls of steel memes would think otherwise.
>>579670006only around a million space marines exist in 40k for a setting with a million PLANETS and untold trillions imp guard troops, that's absolutely nothing way rarer than steam tanks
>>579669080Tsar guard?
>>579670452nobody cares about fucking tsar guardthat's what we're calling teutogen guard now
>>579670421>only around a million space marines exist in 40kThat's what the marines report to the Imperium. There are chapters that have 40k marines instead of the 1k they should.
>>579663168>>CA is open to the idea for more factions, but needs GW's okay to go forward with anything substantialHere are the non retarded ideas CA can pitch to GW that they might accept: dogs of war (Tilea, Estalia, Border princes) Ideas that GW is unlikely to accept before they develop the old world some more: Khuresh, Ind, Jade vampiresThe rest like Araby, Amazons or fish people are never ever happening
>>579669480It would be totally insane if they launched without chimeras or basilisks.
>>579670563Call them Teutons instead
>>579670563No, fuck that, there's like 6 other units already called guard, theyre teutogens or teutons or even toots because theyre ass.
>>579670650>dogs of war (Tilea, Estalia, Border princes)This was confirmed to be happening. The evidence was posted all over /twg/. However I can't find the post because I was dreaming at the time.
Is it fair to say Kislev is the Norsca of TWW3?
More like Estrogen Guard, am I right?
Bewteen Warriors of Chaos and the Daemons, who is the most fun? And what LL do you think ahs the best campaign? I'm sort of looking at Festus right now
>>579671221Tahmurkhan is a strong contender for most fun Chaos guy. Festus a shit
>>579671369His start position is boring as sin though
>>579665572Speaking of, was it confirmed that any VC LLs would be able to access the Lore of Undeath? I know the necromancers will be able to. But then what about Kemmler and Ghorst?
>>579670642The only chapter that has a ridiculously high (by marine standards) number is the Black Templars at 5000-6000. Every other chapter sticks to 1000, with some cases like the Dark Angels going "Nahhh, we totally aren't legion-sized, those are successor chapters that just happen to still be very close to us :)".
>>579669462Firewyrms, brimstone/yellow horrors Cabal Chosen "Thralls", Egrimms Trolls, Egrimms Apprentices, Pyrocaster generic hero, Warpfire Dragon SEM or Generic Lord. Stole that shit from here. https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/8-general-discussion/threads/10352-my-idea-about-one-more-dlc-to-finalise-tzeentch-egrimm-dlc
>Play Dwarfs BOTET>Heh, these are goblin archers, my longbeards will laugh at them>goblin archers either have AP, dwarfs don't have armor or there is something very wrong with the patch but a single unit of trash goblins can kill 30 longbeards from a single volleyMaybe I should just move to a faction with horses
>>579671660Nothing confirmed but pretty unlikelyMaybe they'll get a bound spell or two but Vamps is already too important for them
>>579672114play dogs, its so much funonly problem is fighting skaven scum all the time
I used to be able to be good at dark elves, haven't played in 2-3 years, but my malekith runs were like over in 30-40 turns, now I have to deal with the white midget, the demon bitch, all that shitwhat changed? do I need ome darkshart spam?
>>579668353A decent early game comp cuz marauders are shitty + i hate using horsemen and chariots
>>579664485Slugtongue would probably have more opportunites for a unique campaign mechanically. Morghur is alreadhy the mutant king Beastmen lord.
>Building up a Chaos Sorcerer Lord to devote to Tzeentch>Can only devote by changing to lore of Tzeentch or MetalI can't keep my death wizard lord and devote him? That's gay as hell. WTF CA?
Aranessa rework when
>>579674213It's weird and lame as hell but Tzeentch only has access to lores of Tzeentch, Metal and Fire. Then whichever particular spells Kairos, Changeling and the Blue Scribes happen to slot in, but you'd think they'd have as much lore versatility as the elves at least.
>>579674213Tzeentch has Tzeentch and MetalNurgle has Nurgle and DeathSlaanesh has Slaanesh and ShadowKhorne hates magicif you want other lores keep them undivided
>>579661523Dune
>>579674213metal mogs death thoughbeit
>>579670979Kek, nice schizo post. Dogs of war dlc was in a data leak iirc >>579671037In what way? Norsca is actually both good and fun, they just have shit buildings.
>>579671221>>579671369Festus is like playing Necrophos in Dota 2. You're basically a walking microwave and it's almost exactly as boring and fun as it sounds. But Nurgle gets all the cool toys
>>579663168>Forgeworld and other stuff that's technically not part of the main game is gonna be includedSHADOW SPECTRESMY BABIES
>>579675446He basically plays like Ghorst then? Only he can use higher tier blobs and not rely on zombie spam? Is there another mortis engine unit or hero you can add with him?
I wish TWH3 had more focus on smaller but deeper settlement management and empire building. As soon as I start map-painting I just stop caring about the campaign anymore
>>579663168>Forgeworld and other stuff that's technically not part of the main game is gonna be includedIf Imperial Armour returns, then I kneel…
>>579674245Should hopefully happen with DoW, make her a DoW faction and give her new living units and more access to maneaters (Golgfags), slayer pirates, and a few norscan unirs.
>>579677019And have her stop spreading around the fucking vampire corruption, I fucking hate how Sartossa is one of the most beautiful areas in the game but Aranessa's faction currently takes a big ol' shit on it.
>>579674245killing aran with ikit...
>>579676453Nurgle kinda has a mortis engine like unit yeah, I forget the name though. You don't even need blobs since you have some of the best infantry in the game anyway
>>579663168>>It's gonna be one game, not a trilogyI dont believe this will be the case. We are talking about a 10+ years worth of content they are planning to add. At some point They will want to improve the graphics or the engine for needs of the day(hardware or software)And CA's good boy phase will eventually end. I'm 100% sure they will at least try to release a "definitive edition" or something.
>>579677563Ever heard of live service game?
>>579677563nothing improved between wh1 and wh3 engine wise dumbassyou can do such updates incrementallypretty much >>579677807unc living in 2005
>>579677140I imagine if she gets swapped to DoW they would remove that too and raise dead and all of the rest of the undead features. She could still probably recruit some vampirate units as I’m pretty sure in lore she fought with some of them in her forces but I dunno. Give her Ogg Halfheart as a legendary hero as well. But really just do an End times or champions of chaos style dlc that’s Dreadfleet themed.>Vamp counts her Vanghesit to keep the same LL count and get a cool spectral lord option>Aranessa gets her own faction of Sartosa or moved to DoW after they are released with a “lore of manaan” spell book added (give her sea elementals and merwyrms while you’re at it why not)>Chorfs get Hackheart and maybe some pirate themed chorf units and hobgoblins>Kangz get Amanhotep and throw in Apophas while you’re at it because lord knows Tomb Kangz will never get an update chance again.
last time I played was when CoC came out, how is twwh3 nowadays?
>>579667809Squire, your lord is too erect for his armor, go find the codpiece stretcher now!
>>579670650There is anther one.
>>579674213Blame GW, not CA, it was like this in tabletop.
>>579670650There is another one serious versionhttps://old.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1tkh02k/interesting_finds_in_game_files_after_the_new/
>>579678031The model quality improved drastically from WH1 to 3 tbf. It's stark when you have two things standing next to each other like the original Wood Elf units and one of the ones added with the Sisters.
>>579680519live service games regularly update models
im trying bretonnia and i cant even beat the first vampire cuntshammer and anvil is a joke against undead because they dont give a fuck and im hugely outnumberedand the peasants are worse than zombiesand louen fucking sucks and gets his ass slapped by krell and the red dukeTHIS SHIT SUCKS
3K HAD POTENTIALFUCK ALL OF YOU
>>579681250I didn't kill it man.
>>579681250>haduntil death all defeat is only psychological
TELL CA TO ADD LATER CHARACTERS WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM FUCK YOU WHERE IS JIANG WEI WHERE IS MA DAI WHERE IS WINNIE THE POO WHERE IS BEN SHAPIRO WHERE IS LU MENG
>>579677563>CA's good boy phaseYou mean cycle?>Release good dlc>Release bad dlc and get a bunch of negative press>Release mid games + flops for even more negative press>Release good game to appease cultist Warhammer nerds and neglect historical>Release good dlc>Raise dlc prices because daddy Sega keeps investing poorly>Get bad press>Release good dlc after bad dlc
>>579681536winnie exists in the gameits dong zhuo
>>579680519Warhammer 2 models have more soul than 3 (except Skarbrand) but yes, I agree>>579680995Gotta cycle charge with cavalry. You also don't need peasants at all to deal with zombies, those guys lose honors le 1v1s to any cav unit. You basically have to fuck up their lords and then do what you can elsewhere.
>>579681250Yeah but and while I think the mix of fantastical and historical was cool fundamentally it was lower effort than Warhammer entirely and Chinamen are just not that interesting. Should have had more cool wuxia shit if you were going to have super Saiyan warrior lords. Fantasy (in terms of battle mechanics) >>> Historical, but historical typically has much better campaign and diplomacy mechanics
>>579661523There will be an age of nothing but sigmar.
>>579682009less interesting to who?im not chinese but i played dynasty warriors and i like the storyretards like me and the chinks are more than enough for a playerbasethe heroes lose weight in the late game and in there it turns into a real total war historical even in romance modeall they need to do is to add more characters10 characters for 10 dollars and it will sell like warhamemr goylsop dlcs
>>579661523I think The Wheel of Time could work if you took an anachronistic approach and were willing to invent some units.
>>579682614Me primarily, I just think going from Warhammer to 3K it's a bit of a downgrade. I say this as a fan of the historical period as well, and I liked the Lords, but I feel it isn't enough to carry the game. The game sold well enough for what it was at any rate I think
>>579680708Tell that to CA because they need to update the shit out of the WH1 models. New animations. New textures. The works.
>>579683352yeah, CA is lazy, but it can be done theoretically
>>579683971also they hate touching stuff up, graphics least of allall they do is tack on more and more shit like this DLC giving more n more menus to click through for bonuseshow cool
How do I invest in CA? They're going to make billions off Warhammer: 40k and I want to get in at the ground floor.
>>579683971They've done it. At the very least they've upgraded Archaon and Sigvald. Now they just need to get back and do the rest of the old shit. Every LL should really have at least some unique animations.
>>579684549Buy sega sammy on tokyo exchange
>play kairos>deal with nurgle initial enemy>focus on teclis because he always fucks me in the butt in this campaign>do it>while im away slaanesh declares war on me>as I finish clearing teclis up rats declares war on me>Tic taq toe declares war on me>Oxyotl declares war on meGive me a fucking second
josef bugman LH when
>>579684664Old Archaon and Sig I remember were pretty scuffed. Some characters don't need graphics updates, iirc Franz has always looked very good. Maybe his animations need work though
>>579665870Or set in a period where she's alive. She's in so many games and is one of the main parts of any collabs the series has/had, so it's always amusing to see how it's just a decision that came to haunt them in the end.Like PSO2
>>579684864>3160 JPY per stock>100 share minimum>316000 JPYIs it worth it? A 2,100 USD bet?
>>579685568https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SGAMY/Try this instead
>>579685302>Can see the future>Doesn’t see immediate war on all sides coming What did Tzeentch mean by this?
>>579679016unironically, probabably in the best state of all TW:WH games so far, and only to get better at the end of the month with 9.0+DLC, 9.1 will have seige fixes
>>579684549>betting on videogames right after GTA6 rapes and pops the bubblebrave...
>>579685737I want the most pure real stocks possible, nothing filtered down.
>>579686156i don't understand are u saying gta 6 will flopcause it won't goyim are gonna eat it up 100% like they did the gameplay trailer and nobody gives a shit about the leaks ever since it
>>579686246Game analysts are worried games will buy GTA6 and realise they don't like video games and they will sell their consoles.
>>579686246It's kind of closer to this>GTA6 will do well but review poorly enough to lose confidence overall and not reach the necessary sales to justify the insane budgetSo it'll sell very well initially but it won't have the same word of mouth boost of GTA5 and RDR2, so it'll basically tank the company after the initial boost from sending it out.Imo though, it looks good enough and Rockstar has already hooked the market that, short of producing literal dogshit, they'll can sell a mid like 6 as a diamond. 30 FPS is almost inexcusably bad, and Rockstar's writing as of late has been pretty mediocre apart from a few standouts in RDR2 (like the nun scene or some sidequests and shit like American Venom).
>>579686246It solely depends how long it takes for online to release. If that takes longer than half a year, which to be fair they're likely going to fomo a lot of items in the meantime that'll be usable in it, it's going to be a long term drag for them because it sounds like they're not even close to being ready with the online for it.
Hmmm... I can't decide if I'm more into tau or eldar.
>GTA fans are now colonizing the general. Volund I am praying to you.
I'll rather GTA fans than 40k fans, desu..
Total War: San Andreas
Total War: GTA6
>yuan shao, cao cao and sun ce all declare war on me at the same timefugggg it's overplaying as this guy is impossible everyone hates me
>>579687687>Ballaz specialize in Rush tactics and deception>Police can instigate and play both sides of the conflict and have certain immunities to civilian attacks>Big Smoke LL can change factions>CJ LL gets stronger or fatter depending on what resource nodes you gain>If grove street is taken you lose the campaign.
>>579685302Update>Kroq-Gar declared war on me>Fucking brigands declared war on me>A beastmen stack that popped out of nowhere declared war on me right next to kairosWhat the fuck is going on
>>579661523Grand Theft Auto
>>579688119>be on my grail quest>invade Antarctica with 4 stacks >demon bird from literal hell manipulates time and space to ambush and destroy 3 of my armies.>press on for ze lady>lowkey could use some bordeloux redJust do em how the AI did me.
>Empire finally starts getting good pieces>All reddit and the community did was just cry and moan>forcing a change and a nerf>without even playing the unit firstgod fucking dammit manwe cant ever have anyhting nice
LL for this feel?
>>579663168>Main campaign is centered around Armageddon do Eldars even care about Armageddon?also cute art; saved
>>579689125You got it backwards Empire is the reddit faction
>>579689323>>579689323Which is why these narrative campaigns are gayAnd why they're going to sell us said narrative campaigns as DLC now
>>579689397This, let the goyims eat themselves in redditpire while nurglechads gets 10 more flavors of LLs in the corner
>>579689125Lmao, if reiksguard on foot get added they will also get nerfed
>AI go into one direction>I go after it>It pulls back>I go after it>It starts to run around capturing my settlements in a chicken chaseThank GOD that 40k won't have this crap
>>579689323Once upon a time, Armageddon started because the eldar diverged an ork Waaagh towards it from the trajectory they were following towards a craftworld.
Faction for this feel?
>>579690262Isn't Armaggedon the former capital of the Beast's empire and hence go way back when it comes to orks?
>>579690672chorfs
>>579690672chaos dwarfs
People don't play narrative campaigns 40k will bomb hard
>>579690730Yes, Armageddon is Ullanor, but teleported and renamed.
Legendary lords for this feel?
>>579690856>teleportedwut
LL for this feel???
>>579690672reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esy8lx31Cd8
>>579690874Yes. Really. Look it up. It’s part of The Beast Arises.
>>579690903Chorfs
>>579690864Vlad
>>579690903Perturabo once 40k is out.
>>579690903>>579691067
>>579690864What sort of animations should he get WHEN CA finally updates him?
FOR GRAND CATHAY
>>579690903Malekith
GAMES WORKSHOP WATCH OUT THERE’S GOOD WRITING BEHIND YOU
>>579691172Lmao
>>579691186>Revealed – The first Black Library book set in Grand Cathay>The forces of Grand Cathay are getting their first Black Library novel – Blood of the Bastion by Evan Dicken.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/xu8t84x6/revealed-the-first-black-library-book-set-in-grand-cathay/
Best TW trackshttps://youtu.be/-zUbq1Sc0ZM?si=02_TMhC3azT3tLD6Your warriors stand ready
>>579691829We can safely say, /twg/ made this happen
>>579691829What makes you think I care about a book? Reading sucks. After my 8888th Skarbrand campaign I wanted to know more about Skarbrand's story and anons here hooked me up with pirated book about his MURDER. Even got a book reader app for it. I browsed through it and realized it doesn't even have images. It's an actual book.Never read a single sentence.That shit is for absolute losers. Who sits there and looks at letters all day long? Fkn get a life.U feel me?
>>579691829>This could easily stumble into old feudal class tropes if not for Miao Ying.>What makes Nan-Gau stand out the most for me is a character who does not even appear in the novel. Unlike her siblings, Miao Ying exercises a much softer grip on her city. Noble houses are allowed to scheme against one another, just as commoners can challenge their supposed betters. Lineage and reputation are still important, but merit, foresight, strength, and cleverness play a much larger role in Nan-Gau than in other Cathayan cities. she's canonically the best dragonhow can zhao ming fags even cope? all he ever does is get high and fuck giant tiger girls, totally useless momma's boy
>>579691829>buy our retarded Chinese toys goyim That’s all I got from the summary of the book. I’m gonna take it that this shit is gonna be doodoo.
>>579692507source?
>>579692318Erm you can listen to it while you play TWWH3bro..
>>579692651Fuck you mean listen? It's a book. It doesn't talk.
BOOKS ARE FOR FAGGOTS AND LOSERSMAKE MEOW PLUSHIE AND ZHAO FIGURE AND YINYIN DAKI
Did I just murder /twg/? Did I take it out back and shot it in the head for Khaos?
>>579692318>>579692726>>579693672negroid servant class mindset
>>579694141…LL for this feel?
Goddamn Alberic has it hard
>>579694180Are you bullying me?>>579694235YinYin. She is just as autistic as me.
>>579694705it ain't easy being the duke
>>579695438He's so cool but at the same time he's just so scuffed, can't even keep the cool Bordeleaux place for the landmark building. Sad
>>579692318Why don't you use you pass ?
>>579695316I shouldgo read something brown man, it's good for your brain
Thought I was doomed looking at the numbers and auto resolve result, but thankfully Mannfred suicided directly into me and we krumped him early and then the Foot of Gork came crashing down on the restI'm glad I stopped auto resolving so much, the siege battles still suck but when its open plains its pretty fun
>>579692362The Guilliman enjoyer in me quite likes Yuan Bo.
>>579663783>Total War Sonic
>>579699942I mean, they are both SEGA properties…
>>579663783Total war: Yakuza first
>>579700367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0AUm-vXdkw
How would they be implemented into TW40K?
>>579700367Is it bad that I would totally play that if it were real?
>>579700691?They're their own faction with their own units and shiieettThe real question is if the Inquisition will make it as a faction because within them include agents/heroes, the Deathwatch and Grey Knights which are Spess Mehreen chapters
>>579692001Kayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peffR9O5JaI
>>579701478Yeah obvs but what would that look like is what I mean
>Markus spends 50 years ignoring skulltakerAHHHHHHH
>>579663168>>CA is open to the idea for more factionsyou're giving me hope...
>>579691829How the fuck could you possibly write an interesting story with this faction? Their entire thing is just being super stoic, acting superior, and defending a wall At least the high elves have shit like the sundering to make them slightly less dull
>>579702991You could say the same thing about the Empire.
>>579701713>select crusade, 500 worlds of ultramar>campaign 1, Metallica system>campaign 2, system with tomb world>sub faction skitarriThat's it
>>579699878I thought Yuan Bo was more like a good guy Alphariusvery sneaky guys with all his bird spies, also able to see right through the Changeling's bullshit
>>579703105the empire is a complete shithole which is perfect for stories
>>579702991Dragon sex mostly.
>>579703843moar?
>>579703141That sounds rather boring
>>579703843So that's how the shugengan were made..
it's fun how france has horse archers for some reason
>>579704042Not my fault you can't see the apple
How will they play in TW40K?
>>579704191Like the Tomb Kings…IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
>>579704191>Ankh.jpgJesus is GW that fucking lazy when naming things in their settings?couldn't even be bothered to change a single letter?
>>579704514>All Necrons bear the mark of the Triarch, a brand upon their living metal skin that binds them to their race. Each Necron Dynasty will vary the colors of the Ankh and cartouche to match those of their phaeron. However, despite these cosmetic alterations, the shape of the Ankh remains unchanged, each exacting curve and line perfectly reproduced upon the Necrons’ chests.[1]
>>579704075Historical TW has always had this habit of going "oh this one of mention of guys that are clearly outliers in history? Let's make them a spammable unit."
>>579704075>francenever heard of it
>>579704713that's what I said, they at least bothered to change Pharaoh to Phaeron, they could have renamed the Ankh to something else instead of being lazy about it
>>579704075they should have given France mouted crossbowmen instead
>>579703323He does wear a lot of hats. Head of their administration (Guilliman), head of the Celestial Court (Magnus), spymaster (Alpharius), and executioner (Russ). Kind of a ridiculous resume.
>>579704514dont give them ideas, they would rename it to Unkh and then copy right the fuck out of it and make sure its never referred to as a Ankh again.
I do not like the emperor. I do not think someone who gambled with our collective future should be rewarded with godhood, no matter how gnarly his suffering for a 1000 years was. Lorgar is still a homo.
>>579702927I think a sword saint would be an easy hero idea for Nippon. That, or a sword saints unit for high-tier infantry.
>>579705387*10000im eating pasta and my fat finger didn't do what I wanted
>>579705387>I do not like the emperor. I do not think someone who gambled with our collective future should be rewarded with godhood, no matter how gnarly his suffering for a 1000 years was.Reddi->Lorgar is still a homo.Oh nvm
>>579705387tell franz to his faceyou won't
>>579705387Stop posting mean things about your father, Robbyjust because you saw things doesn't mean he's wrong
GOLG FAGMAN EATER
>>579704797Concessions in historical accuracy for the sake of gameplay is how they've always rolled
>>579705582THATS MY HOMENOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579705582
>>579705582youtubers watch out!
>>579705245He will probably be one in TW40K.
>>579705582>"Bro they're totally going to change the name, there's no way they'll keep it">Not only do they keep it, but the VA puts emphasis on FAGbased
>>579705582>Golgman Fag-eater
>Angron (Slave)>Angron (Champion)>Angron (Primarch)>Angron (Daemon Prince)>Angron (Full Powered Daemon Prince)Are you ready for Total War: Warhammer 40k Z?
>>579706140I think a Horus Heresy spinoff campaign or game would be cool further down the line
>>579706140>temu skarbrand with daddy issuesI'm ready to refund
>>579706303Horus Heresy is just Space Marines vs Space Marines. It's the most boring conflict setup imaginable, and it's surprising that GW doesn't at least try to make it more interesting with Ork mercenaries or something.
>>579706450Space Marines are the heart and soul of 40k though
>>579706140Give me a Perturabo campaign where you need to stop Angron and Fulgrim from being retards
>>579704191Very high casualty replenishment rate, spreads corruption in campaign map, some corpses reanimate in battle, as slow as lizardmen and vcount units.
>>579704191Trazyn campaign where you need to collect all the Legendary Lords
Go Angi-ronfags really?
>>579706809We go.
>Angron because his anger is always on>Perturabo because he is always perturbed>Magnus because he is a Magus>Ferrus Manus because he has Iron Hands>Vulkan because he is from a volcanic planet >Lion El'Johnson because he's gayBRAVO GW
>>579707261What about Mortarion and Dorn?
>>579707261>>Magnus because he is a MagusNo dude it's because he's big.
>>579707310Mortarion because he was from a death planet and leads the Death GuardRogal Dorn because, uuuh, Polish croissant and German physicist?
>>579705297>He does wear a lot of hatstrue, but aren't all his siblings(except Miao Ying) either missing or just kinda retarded?I'm think the Cathay Realm of Chaos ending where Ursun dies but saves Shen-Zoo isn't canon anymore, so I assume she's still missing and Zhao Ming is an actual junkie more interested in snorting warpstone than governing and the only reason he governs anything is because the Empress loves himand while we've not seen the other two the loading screen quotes make the Fire Dragon and the Sea Dragon sound like genuine retards with huge egosI can see why they put him in charge of everything important
>>579707393Go read a book you drooling fuck, he's named after a roman emperor
>>579707393UUUU
>read a bookOh no, anon just exposed himself.. he's a loser.. probably an Empire player..
>>579707261>Common Raven>Binomial name: Corvus Coraxbravo GW
>>579707261>What should we name this demon that's always scarred and has brandings on him?
>magnus the red because he's redKINO
>The Emperor>He is the emperor
>Cool name>Chad character>No lazy pun in name>Cool chapter>Beats up everyone in loreYou're response, gaybos?
>>579685467At least they’re dedicated to keeping her dead. Others would’ve simply resurrected her somehow.
>>579707872Lmaooooo you really don't know what your primarch is named after decal?
>Cool name>Chad character>No lazy pun in name>Cool axe>Beats up everyone in loreI should go my 8889th Skarbrand campaign.
40k console footage tonight..
>>579704075>>579704797It’s not even like these guys were outliers, it’s rather more a case of the devs completely misunderstanding the unit.Mounted archers were a mainstay of later 15th century French armies. The thing is they were basically medieval dragoons and would dismount before combat. The horses were there to increase their mobility in campaign rather than battle.
>Khazrak the One-Eye>has one eye
>Boris Todbringer>Brings the Tod
>Archaon The Everchosen>His character arc is becoming the Everchosen
>Demon that wanders around to hunts craniums>Skulltaker
/twg/, your humor sucks an entire bowl of dicks
>>579708278Are japanese good at total war?
>>579707606No dude it's because he's big.
>>579708491Wouldn't want to be mistaken for a recruiter, would he
>>579708525Oh yeah? Well post your jokes, funny man.
Who the fuck is Grace?
>Total War General>No one in the thread is a general
>>579707691>>What should we name this demon that's always scarred and has brandings on him?Cicatrixmarked?
How to Miao Ying?
>>579708754Rush the rat and squidface proceed to have the most broken missile units in the game.
>>579661523Horus HeresyAge of SigmarNecromunda
>>579708730>Total War general >Most of the discussion is quite civil and peaceful???
>>579708565Japanese total war fans are unhinged lunatics(I love them)
>>579708892>shut up about translations, trash wants to play western games but cant speak englishkek, they really are just like us...
>>579708892I forgot about that massive period where Japanese publishers would just outright block their own people from buying their games
>Slays kings>Kingslayer
>>579708525It's spelled 'humour', ESL.
>Taurox the Brass Bull>is a bull-man who's skin is made of brass
>>579709778The brass whatnow?
>>579670650>>579670979The book mounstrous arcanum featured a relatively detailed description of Estalian and Tilean armies. It didn't feature unit lists but one of the chapters detailed a war between an Estalian king and some Tilean city-state.CA relied on that book already several times for stuff like the dread maw, etin and incarnates.
So how goes the news. It's been a while since I obsessed here.Still Grim... and Ghorst?
>>579677563Works for Paradox
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3794710035
>>579709752Only ESL say humour because they learned British English at school. Normal people say humor, armor and color.
>>579710406>murican education
>Arguing British vs. American spellings
Malekiths Law
>>579710494There's only one correct English spelling.
>autistic semantics
>>579710387Tcal took so long for siege rework modchads are fixing it now
>>579710595He looks awfully cozy
>>579710494American spelling is used by native speakers (and some gooks and latinas).
>>579710275Ah, forgot the lust provoking image.How goes the news? Still as Grim and Ghost as ever?
>>579710842End Times DLC is looking kino.
>>579682614>>5796812503K ONLY existed because GW prohibited using Cathay in Total War Warhammer 3. That's it.Once GW changed their mind, CA deemed 3K useless and killed it. Which is the actual reason why planned dlcs were cancelled for it, not anything else. Not their reception.3K2 never existed, they just said they will make it so chinks don't sperg out they are abandoned completelyThis is why Cathay is a footnote in TWW3. Realms of Chaos weren't designed around them at all, map projection doesn't work for it, so Cathay is barely squeezed into the corner, with most of their realm not being thereThis is why entire story is about Kislev and Ursun and chinks have fuckall to do with it. Ogres actually are more tied into narrative, maybe they were supposed to be a base game faction, being betatest for Space MarinesThis is why commissioned cinematic from Platige Image has no Cathay in it and they threw in a post credit scene instead with themKislev was meant to be protagonist of TWW3 and The Old World, but Russian-Ukraine war made anything Russian taboo, so they had to change plans and now have to retcon Kislev into being PLC instead
>>579689319Konrad von Carstein
>>579711243Meds.
>>579710951Good good.I'm still sad it's Glottkin but meh, fuckin GW loves their nurgle.
Unpopular opinion but CA took too long to diversify starting positions.With the release of King & Warlord they should've moved a bunch of lords to new factions.Kemmler should've moved to Mousillon.Ungrim to Karak Kadrin.Azhag to Red Eye Mountain.Volkmar and Gelt being in Altdorf was fine. Same with Ghorst in Sylvania.
>play Sayl>Zhatan always declares war on me>play Vilitch>Zhatan declares war on me>play Miao Ying>all chaosniggers hold hands and jerk each other off to destroy the gates and swarm me
>>579711390/twg/ KNOW this is what happened though. We always did. 3K died because of TWW3. TWW3 outright killed 3KNot our fault griftubers never picked up the dramaI'm sure eventually redditors will discover this truth and only then will the drama start
>>579711660
>>579711578This isn't an upopular opinion. This is why there was day 1 mod to separate Gelt, Azhag, Kemmler and Ungrim into different starting locations
>>579711243>have to retcon Kislev into being PLC insteadNo they retconned Kislev into Russia first then realized nobody gives a shit about Russia outside the 1941-91 time frame and dropped them like a stinky sock afterwards.Also Kislev was always more PLC than Russia until WH3.
>>579711678not an argument
>>579711813NopeKislev was always Russian and only had Winged Hussars because all slav(es) rook the sameUkrainians are part of Russia all the sameEverything about their history, government, look, culture and even naming conventions is based on Russia
>>579712251Once puccia ceases to exist in the near future it may all come back.
Bhashiva is OP.But fun OP, like Golgfag. Not the unfun OP like Warriors of Chaos
>>579713020Golgfag is the most boring experience you can have in this game. I'd rather play Changeling.
>>579713164Meh, I enjoy "mercenary" factions that kinda play a neutral party.Ones that make sense to constantly taking land and not getting punished for it (while STILL HAVING A GOOD FUCKING ECONOMY! fucking greenskins)
>>579713249I get what you mean.Plus Ogres have Leadbelchers, which are one of the most based units in the game.
>>579711472I like this artist
>>579713415>Khalida does this>but wont give Neferata anythingNeferata did NOTHING wrong.If Khalida wouldn't willingly give her love, then she was right to force it.
>>579713413So far my favorite campaigns have been Oxcom, Golgfag, Lokhir, and Blue Lokhir.I think Chinese furry may rank 5th.For the record, the only factions I'm missing long vic completions on are Skaven, Danny boy, Slaanesh and Cathay.
>>579711472>Miao bare skinned>both Elspeth and Katarin are notWhat's she plotting?
>>579708719grace my balls
>>579713689Well, they are having Cathayan cuisine.Plus the Kislevites always send their rations in wrappers for preservation's sake
Will they be a decent faction when they eventually get added to TW40K or will they suck?
>>579710387
>>579713415What is it with Lybaras girls and being so horny
>>579713810their vehicles are all shit. like they're all some kind of transport for infantry one way or another
>>579713904>hornypardon?
>>579713924>vehicles that can transport infantry>in TWW40KI hate to break it to you anon, but that's lost technology from the dark age of technology...
>>579708754How did she get all those girls there and what does she plan to do with them?
>>579713810If CA won't find a way to make transports then they are fuckedHopefully we will get Cumrag Theater to go along with themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafmmHlSm-U
>>579713989Zabbai, Khalida's herald, told Felix, the biggest hornball in the empire, she'd drain him dry if she was still alive.
>>579714024well they have the talos. the raider, ravager, reaver bike, and the tantalus are all some form of transport
I tabbed out of my vidya to see you guys moan over me saying "humor"...>>579710840That map is wrong btw. Like.. completely.I live in switzerland, I lived in germany, I play online vidya and chat with euros all day long. I have never met a single person who uses british english. Everyone uses the murican because that's the worldwide standard.What that map shows is what is taught in schools, in theory.. but the teachers don't give a fuck if you use british or american.So anyway, For Grand Cathay.I'll go back to playing Zanzarah.
>>579714024uh... That got confirmed in the playtest. We got transports again.
>>579714040They are harem girls, and part of her harem, of course.
>>579714672
>>579714601uhhhhProbably Volkmar. Sand and guns are kinda his thing.Other options: Chorfs (namely Drazoath), Gelt, or Thorek
>>579714601The druchii
>>579714303>Sw*tzerlandBastard child of frogs and krauts.YIKES
Reminder
>>579715069Belgium out of nowhere!
>>579715107>they are finally catching onoh no
>>579715069Did I not just state where I came from?.. You are dumber than Ogres.
>>579715107>>579715226no wonder I like them.Tho I prefer the Drucharii
>>579715107
>>579713810>>579714092>>579715304
>>579715226Dont reply to me Chud
I am becoming increasingly obsessed with Saim Hann.
Clearly, Kislevites are the real white people.Their queen even has a fondness for bears over men
>>579713497>>Khalida does this>>but wont give Neferata anything>Neferata did NOTHING wrong.>If Khalida wouldn't willingly give her love, then she was right to force it.What does this mean? Guys I'm scared...
>>579715712this
>>579715556>ChudGo back
I have begun scripting out some predictions for voice lines in Total War: Warhammer 40,000Killa Kan>"Killa Kan ready!">"On my way!">"Time to krush, kill, and destroy!" >"Can't go there boss">"That terrain is impassable boss">"That ability isn't ready yet boss">"This kan ain't big enough for the one of me!"Last one is what they say when their morale breaks. What do you think?
>>579715789gen z salad fingers ass comic
>>579715492>Necromunda is a zoomed in look on a generic Imperial Hive City>Gorkamorka is a zoomed in look on a generic Ork planet, but was cancelled>Gangs of Commoragh is a zoomed in look on a Commoragh>Gorkamorka was quickly cancelled, Gangs never expanded>There were meant to be more projects like this, including Craftworld game were various previously unseen Aspect Warriors fight each other and a Knight World focused on their Mechs (and most likely Exodites) and more but were never madevgh, what could have been...
>>579716019no mention of dakka/10
>>579716019Not very Orky/10
>>579716203SHIT I forgot the fucking DAKKA
>>579716185What in the reproductive cycle is going on in that webm
I love how the lore set's up Cathay's big enemy being TzeenchAnd then has the only Tzeench lord within 50 turns be a Warriors of Chaos faction.
>>579716390Eldari mating ritual
>>579716185They're such a cool faction too
What kind of voice lines will the Space Marines have?
For meIt's ExoditesCool helmetsRiding DinosSo heckin' COOOL.
>>579716759Okay now that is kind of freaking epic.
>>579716759>Cold One Riders (feathers & in space)wowee
Me, I can't wait for my necrons.God I love my grumpy old men.
>>579716748ARE YOU AN EMPEROR
>>579716759I was a little disappointed how closely they resemble the Craftworld Eldar aesthetically.
We need to go bigger
>>579717246Download HoI4 and play germany.Or use >https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2853254034and play Karl
>>579716543Sayl is kinda Tzeentch and really annoying to fight..Not like there are many tzeentch lords to choose from. We got Kairos, Changeling and Vilitch. Like.. u wanna move all of Tzeentch to cathay or some shit?
>>579716390Commorragh is stitched together from portals to various other realms and places in Webway. Inception movie is actually a very good analogue to how it looks. Blame! probably one of the inspirations. Imagine Portal (valve game) but there are portals placed literally everywhere, including "above" and "below" which are constantly open and used and buildings stick out of them and go through more portals somewhere else. It's functionally infinite. Calastar - the Impossible City is so large that human falling into the chasm in it would die out of old age, before reaching the bottom. And Commoragh was always bigger than it and is constantly expanding, slowly devouring Webway like a cancerIt's beyond your comprehensionVarious Deldar factions of many varieties (Kabals, Wych Cults, Haemonculi Covens, Solar Cults, Ancient Nobles (replaced by Kabals), Incubi Orders, Mandrakes etc) and other Xeno gangs are everywhere, and even "city" on it's own, are constantly battling, torturing and killing each other all the timeWhich they do in that webm too, flying between various buildings which stick out from every angle, since Eldar make a mockery of laws of physics like gravity
Soon...
>>579717421Honestly the Changeling should have started in Cathay.And another good option would have been Sarthorael
>>579717478They should scissor
>>579717505Changeling is a push over tho. He can't be Cathay's big enemy. Sarthorael is not supposed to be an enemy. Why would he be a good option? He's just a stupid raven that eats the advisor and a meme challenge to save for Kairos. Why would u ever wanna turn the "watcher" into an aggressive power against cathay? That's absolute nonsense.
The Drukhari have cute bird girls?
>>579715492>>579716185>"duuude Commorragh is like this super dark and edgy city full of rape elves, it's a mind-breaking experience they'll take your soul!">play actual 40k game>a fat rich ugly bastard and a ragtag group of humies consisting his glorified estate manager, his fish mutant girlfriend, a violent nun, a tech-priest with dissociative identity disorder, a ordo xenos glowie and the space wolf they found in a Haemonculus' basement easily break out, takes them a single chapter>open a warp breach on the way out and let a daemonic invasion into Commorragh just to make Vect eats his shityeah nah dark eldar are overhyped CHUMPS
>>579717820Grimgor should start closer to SHARThay.They canonically did get GREENED
Why is Baeshiva so fucking cool?
>>579717913You need an Eldar to escapeYou would die if not for EldarYou only break out because other Eldar let you
>>579717246DDR had some pretty stylish uniforms
>>579717913>>open a warp breach on the way out and let a daemonic invasion into Commorragh just to make Vect eats his shitwait until anon realizes this did nothing and that daemonic incursions in commorragh are manageable and borderline routine
>>579718064fake newsthere was no eldar and any suggestion to the contrary is heresy
>>579717892They also have sexy snake men/women
>>579718035That's Warhammer Fantasy lore tho. Our Cathay is Old World lore and in that, that didn't happen. While Old World is supposed to be a prequel, the entire lore around Cathay is completely different. In Fantasy, Cathay didn't have dragons or longma or shugengan. Was just humans. In Old World we have real dragons, Cathay invented Gunpowder and saved the Empire from Chaos. So in Total War, your grimgor stuff is not canon.
What would your job be in a Genestealer Cult?
dude is actually scary asf enacting total chaos death with like 20 stacks going to the wastesouch
>>579718470Who?
>>579718501>pacts with difference racesew...do emp sissies really?
>>579718572I feel I can trust this man
>>579718417Fateweaver or Changeling
>watching Rimmy's vid on the gamescon demo>describes it as RTS-ified, slowed down for console, less complexuh
>>579718701order is order, they should all be frenstryinna build a global order allianceeveryone hates woodelves tho
>>579717913I don't care, the Drukhari are still cool
>>579661523ww2 where you can play as nazi germany
>>579719187I would only ever even think about playing them if Haemonculi had a full on experiment/augment mechanic on the campaign a la Throt.
Found a normal woman in the setting. Not a fishperson, not a catgirl, not a split toe hoof foot weirdo. >Callidus Assassins use the shapeshifting drug polymorphine to get close to their target, sabotaging systems and seeding misinformation before closing on their victim with blasts of their mind‑destroying neural shredders, and vicious sweeps of their shimmering phase swords.>Confusion flourishes in the wake of these terrifying killers, who use deception as a lethal weapon.>This multipart plastic kit builds a Callidus Assassin, a shapeshifting Imperial Agent deployed to undermine and eliminate enemies of the Imperium.>Clad in a synskin bodyglove, the Callidus is an acrobatic killer armed with a C'tan phase blade and a neural shredder pistol, as well as a selection of poisoned blades strapped to their thigh.>This set comprises 11 plastic components and comes with 1x Citadel 32mm Round Base.>This miniature is supplied unpainted and requires assembly – we recommend using Citadel Plastic Glue and Citadel Colour paints.
>>579719354>Callidus Assassin>NormalNigga...
>>579719354that's not normal
>>579719354There are generic female guardsman, my guy.
>>579718319the most useful thing you can do with an eldar ally is convince them to stat a civil war. and sacrifice them to slaanesh
Shapeshifting latex nuns, normal as it gets.
>>579719354>Callidus Assassins >normalthey're even weirder than death cult assassins and those girls are already insane and cut themselves
>>579719354Yep... totally normal...Ignore that they're psychotic and canonically forget what they even look like without the polymorphine
>>579719505y-yeah
>>579718865Kyislev yellow bear lord
Callidus grows a dick when she turns into a man
>>579719713>>579719354>>579719470If they fart does the gas stay trapped inside the suit?Nurgle Brow btw
>>579719858Yeah actually there are (pic related)
It's like they specifically designed the woman of my nightmares.
>>579661463I haven't been on this general in about two years, but i saw the trailer recently and thought of you schemer
>concern trolling about abhumans
>>579720232yummy...
>>579718037She looks really happy about sitting on that chair.>>579718073Anon their uniforms were just German WW2 uniforms but with commie insignia. Even that idea wasn’t their own but mandated by the Soviets. The initial NVA uniforms were based on Soviet uniforms but even the Soviets couldn’t handle such cringe and told them to put something on that at least tried to look German.
>>579720335>such cringeDoes this guy think Red Army uniforms looked bad or is he just saying it's cringe that the Germs tried to copy the Ruskies' aesthetic?
>>579719858If you think these are the majority you're a moron.
>>579720540The Unwashed Masses are largely disgusting creatures even if they are not strictly speaking Mutants or Abhumans doebeit
Okay next up for my voice scripting, the Trukk>"Trukk ready boss!">"To da dakka!">"Dakka dakka dakka!!">"Can't dakka that, boss">"Uh boss? Dey got more dakka den us!"
>>579720606>The Unwashed MassesRacist much?
Me me want my medieval 3.
>>579720232>>579719858more like the woman of my dreams
>>579720767based kkk anon
>>579720232>>579720814how would she stand up if she laid down
fuck all of u
I have a proposition
>>579721031>>579720815
>>579721119I have a feeling this character is very, very evil.
>>579721119clown pussy.clussy, if you will.
luthor harkon will shoot your whorethen he will shoot you
>>579721217Good god no.That's a Harlequin. They're eldar followers of the Laughing God. They literally go around the galaxy telling tales of the Eldar in their prime and teaching how to stop chaos.
>>579720963pretty sure they're only like that from growing up in low-G environmentsthey're kind of like the belters from the expanse, except instead of incessant complaining about their lot in life they make themselves useful because they know if the Imperium ever decides to reclassify them from abhuman to mutant they'll all end up in gas chambers
>>579721217
>>579721339Pure xeno evil. Got it. I'd rather eat my suicide ration than be caught by one of those freaks.
reminder that liu bei betrayed liu zhang
>>579721512They're literally the theater kids of 40k... yeah fair.
>>579719107pfui
Who's the best female melee lord/hero, Valkia?or what's her name druchii hag?
>>579721570What a fun image.I'm pretty sure Sigmar just gets turned to dust instantly.. it isn't even a fight..
>>579721119Shame they have no LL. Maybe Solitaire Lord to cope?
>>579721973Veilwalker is the closest thing they have to a signature character who could be used as an LL and even then she barely has anything on her
>>579661391Grace!
>>579721513sure whatever, that pales in comparison with throwing a baby skull first at the floor I didn't need any further evidence he's a piece of shit
average Cathay fan be like:
>>579721262Based
>>579722217Xhe has a long penor
>>579722409>most delicate feminine thing ever with a thigh gap>xheu wish u were that cute agp nigga
>>579708003With how many times she's appeared in other VC games, been the main collab character, and playable in others, she really didn't. I'm sure Sega will hit new levels of desperation, just never enough to unfuck PSO, and PS as a whole.
dont reply to me pigslut
>>579722486>feminineAnon, you might be a Golgfag. That's an enormous pen0r
>>579719858>non human freaks>and a black chicklol
>troonytoons ahh argument
>>579722675>>and a black chickThat's a Psyker, Anon.
>>579722675She's unironically the most terrifyingthat's a psyker, she's looking at daemons
A FUCKING BOOK VFX
would like to be surrounded by allies at the end of this campaignneed a final solution to the wood elf problem...
>>579705245Karl Franz or Yuan Bo
What do?
>>579723202kinda thicc doe...
>>579723145Yuan shu
>>579723202surrenderyou can't beat the cat
>>579714672…Her what?
I don't like Kislev. I don't respect it.
>>579661391I really don't like the voice of the new narrator, yes, because it's a woman.
lord of.. BAD
>>579723492>I don't like Kislev. I don't respect it.
>>579723525Doooom....DOOOOOOMM...DOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
Does praying to Sigmar actually do anything?
>>579722819>black people are scary
>>579723752Bad Faith-san…
>>579723681This lad prayed pretty had and the avatar of sigmar came in him
>>579664837>Other Marines have no content. Horus Heresy is a separate IP same way AoS is from WHFB/ToW so it cannot be used to flesh out other First Founding ChaptersI don't think we'll see legion specific units like the firedrake terminators or the like show up, but stuff things like the leviathan dreadnought and stuff were in 40k for a while, are they fair game?
>>579723525What do you have against women?
>>579723681How about you embed a warrior priest of Sigmar in your army and find out what he does?
Daniel should have 3 different factions>vanilla Daniel with a reworked skill/tech tree>horde Daniel that is just a horde faction>tetrarchy Daniel that can recruit additional customizable daemon princesAnd all of them should have different starting positions
ikit
>>579723851>but stuff things like the leviathan dreadnought and stuff were in 40k for a while, are they fair game?Yes, seemingly, because of this:>>579663168And more specifically this line:>Forgeworld and other stuff that's technically not part of the main game is gonna be included
it is a known fact that women are cringe
/twg/ one day without being majorly sexist or racist challenge = IMPOSSIBLE
>>579724328I'm a high elf fan so yes it's impossible.
>>579723525Go home, Kemmler
>>579724328Sex realist != sexistRace realist != racist
>>579724387>I'm a high elf >yes it's impossibleTeclis…
>>579724328I'm a chud so yes it's impossible
y-y-your cringe!!
>>579724518>your
>>579721848I look like this irl :3
>>579724585Hop into my ride, gurl. We are going to nangau!
>>579721513To refuse what Heaven offers is to invite blame; to fail to act when the moment comes is to invite disaster.
>>579724387>I'm a high elf fan so yes it's impossible.
>>579724682>alchemists>catgirls>AzulaLiving the dream
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3794839284https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3794268210
>>579724387>>579724434>>579724501I look like this and say this
>>579725386based
>>579725386based china keeping the game alive
>>579680995>louen fucking suckslmaoImagine thinking this.
>>579680995>vampire cuntsstealing this nomenclature
The modder who made the DOOM SLAYER mod that got killed by CA>is chinese>is an WH3 autist>plays DOOM once>makes a doomguy modholyKINO
>>579725761GOAT
>>579725742how new are you?
Neferata coom mod when
>>579725742Just go for the Lord and the army will instantly shatter, newbro. Bring a beast mage to support
>>579712251>Chekist>Tsarina’s secret policeShouldn’t it be called the Okhranist?
>>579725761Fuck you mean kino? man.. you need to go back. You pathetic.
wen next stream?
>>579725386basedChaos will learn to fear the People's armor
is he right?
>>579726430I ain readin allat
>>579726430>bayonetta avathat's how you know that anon is cultured and knows sexy women and aesthethics, he's right, but this is a bri ish property
Mmm.. I could just upload the doomslayer mod on my own workshop page.. Maybe I should do that. But do I wanna use the mod..Well I could and then it would stay on the workshop..
>>579726430True... and... True...
>>579722218hey retardcongrats, you were so focused on the le romance reddit maymay you didnt notice the pointthis is the point>>579724737this is called controlling the narrativeor in other wordsFAGGOT JEWS COMMIES LOSERS NIGGERS RETARDSif you live in the US - you will see liu bei in every commie jew muslim that runs to officethe narrative is what liu bei controlled"im not being an evil faggot, its just that *insert goycattle spin*"you are a faggot and i hope smiley muslim commies take over your jew retard country
>>579707553>Youngest child is a cocaine snorting chemist dealing with other tweakers constantlyI hope everything is alright in Cathay
>>579726758>Schizo babble
>>579726758sir this is a wendy's
>>579726758sun ren wouldnt date youshe dosent date asian dudes
>>579725761>600 hours makes him autisticThat's kinda low
>>579726758stfu dumbass, this is a Liu Bei threadlong live the Han
>>579726268Are those bladesingers piloted by the AI?I think this kind of thing happens when trying to walk through while in guard mode
>>579726758
>>579726430I agree with what he says but this is what they have to work with lore wise. We should consider ourselves lucky the elves in this game don't look like freakish ayyy lmaos.
>>579727149>long live the han>declares himself emperorepic
whaaat why are the elves allied with the endgame crisis....
I was fighting Drazhoath the Ashen. His army was breaking due to army losses and he was the only active combatant left. I sent my lord to duel him for the exp but instead of fighting my guy, Draz sprinted into my archers taking 800 damage attacks in the ass the entire time. I then realized that he was trying to disrupt my ranged as much as possible to give his men a better chance to survive. I was actually a bit touched at his dedication.I killed him before running down every single dorf with my cavalry and shooting any survivors in the back so that he wouldn't have to watch them die.
>>579726758U mad bro?
>>579727289yeah.... of the Han.... trying to restore ithe is of Han lineage, where's the contradiction?
I don't care about warhammer.
I doI also care about wh 40k :3
I also care about you guys.. :3 <3
I care about historyI care about warhammerI care about 40k
I care about historyI care about warhammerI don't care about 40k
warhammer and its healthbar bullshit needs to fucking die
I care about feetI care about pitsI don't care about tits
prob the hottest generic lord
>>579727960Warthunder removed healthbars and people did not stop complaining. They moved on to complain about bullshit one-hit-kills
>>579727960Just play a historical title
Business idea: Waterhammer
>>579727417liu xie was still alive when liu bei declared himself emperorliu bei could've tried to restore him, or find another liu with a better claim to the han throne, but he didnt do thati wonder whycao pi taking the throne just gave liu bei a convenient excuse to declare himself emperor while still claiming he was "restoring the han"
>there's a state of play onoh, cool.
>>579728345if you know anything about liu bei you know everything he did was with the end goal of restoring the han, liu xie was a spoiled brat
>>579728376link?I don't care for consoleslop but they sometimes show games that are also available on PC at those things
>>579727303Arkhan is a very affable negromancer
So any news about Medieval 3? Just thought I’d ask before returning to my gooncave.
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Kurganare these dudes really just nothing but norscans? because I remember reading the lore long ago and imagining them as super badass, in TW WH they're just more norscans which seems pretty boringi imagined their faction/roster being more horse focused
>>579708892>still no doragon quest modowari da...
>>579728446I think it's just going to be mostly the final fantasy game and the intergalactic whatever crap naughty dog is making but herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTYz_mJpkU
>>579728446not sure why you're asking for link anon
I hate autoresolve.Fucker gives thinks I was gonna lose this
>>579728190Friendly reminder that CA elves aren't canon.This is what elves look like.
>>579728640I don't expect it will have anything I care about, but it's always fun to skim through these
>>579728426i know he betrayed liu zhangtheres no reframing hereyou are a faggot
>>579728576It will be set in medieval times.
>>579728603they're supposed to be Chaos Scythians if the name didn't make that obvious enoughhowever GW is too evil to let CA make a faction of chaos horse archers so displaced Norscans is all you get
>>579728681Is that the event battle that gives you whole army Unbreakable?
>>579728576Leper king was confirmed as a LL leading Jerusalem. He's got a leprosy mechanic but you can cure it by completing specific missions.
How will Medieval 3 deal with Ireland?
>>579728784NO FUCKING WAY, SAY IT AINT SO
>>579685302Enjoy spending 20+ turns going from one end of that stretch of shit you start on to the other
>>579728990yessssss
the han if liu bei wasnt a faggot
liu bei hate is so forced n contrarian
>>579728784Big if true.
>>579729137What's his starting army?
>>579729437ur mom is so forced n contrarian
>>579729212by having the English burn that shithole to the ground and conquering itthe way it should be
Where do you even start in chinese history to understand what the fuck is going on in Three Kingdoms.
>medieval 2 doesn't have legendary lordsi sleep
>>579729634watch the 3 kingdoms 2010 show and pay close attention because there's tons of chinese names n nicknames that are hard to memorize for a westerner, it was super hard for me but I got more used to it by the endbasically the han dynasty was the first based chinese golden age equivalent to the roman empire lasted like 400 years, but it collapsed and 3 kingdoms period is picking up the pieces to figure out how china should proceed
>>579729384>>579728345>he should totally put another weak puppet emperor on the throne of China>that'll certainly fix all the issues which lead to the civil war>>579729449One unit of each knightly order, peasant spearmen and crossbowmen as well as a war elephant (warshrine of Christ)
>>579729602But Irelands gaelic kingdoms weren't fully taken until the 1500s. Also, their units and ways of fighting were so detached from the rest of Europe it would be silly to depict their units as not unique, unlike Medieval 2 Britannia.
>>579729634CA sponsored a video for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26EivpCPHnQ
>>579729634Dynasty Warriors, youtube infovideos, more than a few novelizations and dramaticals
>>579729756>being emperor *IN CHINA* is about character and not about name and lineageyou dont continue the han by placing a literallywho sandal weaver who has no connection to the dynastychanging the goalpost againwhat happened to "restoring the han" through liu bei? suddenly its about le making peace under one rule?
>>579729974i'm the guy u were arguing wtih earlier not that anonbut liu bei has han lineage, cope n seethe nigga, he did his best to restore it
total war three kingdoms is not total war relatedreported
>>579729974Liu Bei is related to the Han dynasty. As such he is better suited to restoring it than some kid who almost starved if hadn't been for Cao Cao.
>>579729634>historyits chinese marvel
I know more about chinese philosophy than history. I couldn't tell you anything about the period between the tang and the ming if you forced me.
>>579730275Tang was the best dynasty and if you disagree you're Turkish
>>579730275How do I embrace Legalism mindset
my personal favorite in 3 kingdoms 2010 was the southlands because of their cool ass capessun men are always pretty cool n usually honorable too
What do you think of this unit cap modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3792043965
>>579730486Fuck that, Daoism is the truth.
>>579729634Short version:Chink empire is going through some natural disasters and the imperial court is useless.A wizard starts a communist uprising.Central government can't deal with it so local authorities have to take action.Wizard dies and his rebels do too. Now there are a bunch of armies in China.Central government still useless.One fat bastard takes his army to the capital and takes over.Everyone with an army is pissed.Chinese battle royale happens.At some point only three dudes are left standing and each proclaim themselves the new emperor.The Three Kingdoms.
>>579729851THE YELLOW SKY MUST RISEEEEEEEEEEEEEone of the coolest TW trailers everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woEGXcvNe98 easily top 3
One Cathay. United. Indivisible. Grand.
Three Kingdoms has lost the mandate of heaven.
>>579730601That's exactly what a Legalist would say to keep me away from all his Legalism. Let me in!
Is he righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOXpL_2tPWw
THE HAN MUST BE OVERTHROWN
stop talking about 3ktalk about warhamemrback to the plantation goyim NOW
>>579729634You ignore all that Chinese nonsense and play as the cool jungle people instead. Brutalize the Chinks with tigers and elephants.
>>579731171LEGO total war when?
>>579730993sargon bros... not like this...
I will buy Medieval 3 ONLY (only) if they also add a Conquistador expansion with massively reduxed Aztec warriors in elaborate outfits and sweaty ragged arquebusier Conquistadors.
>>579731213Nerf Ninjago
>>579730993he is 100% right, the game LOOKS awful, lighting n color is pure puke, worst looking TW game everprobably one of the best criticisms I've seen for 40k since all the CA partner people just ignore that
go back to 3chinkdom and restore the hanliu xie's portrait is very kinodo it now bitch
>>579730993Dude's still doing the anti woke shtick?Kinda sad. Like running into a schoolmate and realising they have done literally nothing with their lives in a decade.
>>579731556the criticism of 40k has nothing to do with le woke, he's saying visually it looks bad which is true
>>579731614Talking about your channel, chud.
>>579731556>making money is doing nothingim sorry mr activistwhat the fuck are you doing with your life?
>>579731503>restore the Han>not conquering China for the Roman Empire instead
>>579730993>AI slopWhat is it with these chudtubers and using AI for everything? Have they finally figured out that they have to outsource their non-existent talent?
>>579731903leftists hate it so they use itand it takes power away from online creatives which used to be very entitled and happen to be majority left leaning
Ideally there should be a Total War game with the scope of Europa Universalis that has a map that includes Europe, North America, the Middle East, East Asia and the western edges of China. That would scratch a lot of autistic itches. Maybe in 50 years time.
is this reddit?
>>579727960It's a rome 2 mechanic
>>579731903>What is it with these chudtubers and using AI for everything?The arguments against AI are that it takes jobs from workers away and ruins the environment, so of course they love it.
Medieval 3 will have 80,000 DLCs.
>>579732038Medieval 2 did that with sealanes
dog
>>579731763Med school.
>>579732605>med school>in some thirdie, non-English "language"Doesn't count.
>>579731556It's a very lucrative gig.
>>579732605>multiple choice questionslmaoooalways thought this was goofy as hell, we did this shit in 3rd grade here in the eastern bloc high school uni onwards never had those again
>>579732605>learn 67 years to make less moneysure showed him
I've never seen Cathayan rebels use their army abilities (Ancestral Warriors)It's probably bugged :/
>>579732605One of the first occupations to be replaced by AISorry anon
>AI slop is ideologicalGuys it's just cheaper. You can create anything you want and you don't need to pay anyone.
i dont give a shit if they use ai or not, i only care if its good, no one cares about trash ai slop
>>579733235it is ideological because it's a huge part of the culture war rn too, in the west at leasteven irl in my local area tons of people were screaming about a data center being built and protesting it saying it'll suck all the water n shit
I actually had a job that involved building AI models. It was the most boring mundane "work" I've ever done. I'd rather work in a sulphur mine because at least you're exerting some effort.
>500 hours in twwh3>first time i've seen this prompt
>>579733395i was rejected for a similar gig.... I like boring mundane work, I just wanna get it done and go home and the easier it is and the less I have to think the quicker it goes by and the betterstill hoping they'll call me again cause they said they might, something like quality testing AIslop model and a friend that's in there told me it was extremely easy n mundane
>>579733520me two
>>579733354>culture warJust get off twitter man. The culture war is just that. Idiots with nothing better to do in their lives than arguing online over menial crap. >tons of people were screaming about a data centerSame people would've been screaming about any kind of industry moving into a town. I've seen this with data centers, car plants, wind mills anything you can name. There will always be activists who rile people up.
>>579733545It's good for a certain kind of person. Because all I was doing was telling the AI model what to do. I have zero coding experience and don't want to be a coder. I simply typed in what features I wanted an AI model to do, in this case a help chat bot for a website, until it gave the desired result. But after my fixed term at the job I never wanted to do it again. I was just typing for 8 hours. I've made it my mission to never work an office, hospitality or retail job ever again.
>>579733750>Same people would've been screaming about any kind of industry moving into a town. I've seen this with data centers, car plants, wind mills anything you can name. There will always be activists who rile people up.not the same thing, like it or not social media has a serious influence on the goyim's zeitgeist now, I'm talking about a whole ass mini local movement completely 100% convinced that data centers will suck up all your water and ruin life and everything, purely from social media stuffpeople never did that for generic industries least in the past 30 years lol
>>579733885NTA but in my sparsely-populated countrty data centers are a legitimate issue. They can take entire village's worth of electricity and water. This means if one moves in, municipality has to essentially double their water treatment/electricity production. Normally this development happens slowly over dozens of years, so costs can be baked into taxes/costs. When data center moves in, municipality has to scramble to up the production in a year or two at most, causing a huge spike in taxation/water/electricity costs for the next 5-10 years. Data centers dont employ that much people but cost of living shoots up for everyone. It sucks, whereas a "normal" factory would require barely any extra investment and would employ far more people.
They already scheduled next week's Nagash stream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny4VzUkLPQk
>>579729634>3K the game starts when Han empire is already collapsing/has collapsed. Rome-equivalent in China. >3 major factions want to become "new Han" and fight eachother:- Cao Cao, the scheming trickster. Starts in middle of 3k map- Liu Bei (and his two best buddies Shang Fei and Guan Yu) start in the east- Sun Jian (and his son Sun Quan) starts in the south>Honorable mentions:- Yellow Turban rebellion in the west- Dong Zhuo the ruthless tyrant has imprisoned the child emperor of Han and taken over the capital north of Cao Cao- Yuan Shao with dozen flimsily-allied vassals, gets taken out early by Cao Cao, starts north-east from Cao Cao and North-west from Liu Bei
All western artists died in WW1 and those that survived never wanted to create anything beautiful again. Then WW2 made sure to kill the next generation. The survivors inherited a world were beauty was lost and frowned upon. Only efficiency, utilitarianism and cost mattered.There's a reason anime became so popular and every online artist is copying the Nips. Because the West had no artistic culture by the 1980s. Even today all the popular online artists are Nips, Gooks or Chinks. Westerners only draw fetish shit or virtue signalling pieces.As such the entire culture war over AI is pointless. There is no culture being lost to begin with.This is also why the Warhammer 1 damsel is so ugly while every Cathayan girl is cute.
phew, made peace with the wood elf blob after pulling in everyone I could into the war, good luck against them boysand also with the vampirates after doing the sameI can now finally foucs on invading the desert to kill tomb king end times and finish this campaigneventually gonna give that last bit over to bretonnia, I gave them everything they have after vampirates ravaged them
>>579734980I don't care about this I just want to see more of the VC rework.
>>579736115alright good enough thoughthe empire is safe and surrounded by allies and our dwarf and kislev brothers especiallyI can now imagine a long era of prosperity coming and am okay with ending the campaign, gotta go for ultimate vic tho
>>579736917Bro your kislevark
Fuck you
>>579737027wat
>>579728681>(S)AMEER YOU'RE BREAKING THE ORGAN GUN
>>579737507IDK. Annex kislev.
Beating up beastmen always feels satisfying somehow.
>>579738398hell noperfect buffer + we benefit from their cultural exchange
Louen buddy old pal you doing alright there?
>>579738535Cultural exchange... I getcha.
>>579738770How do I get a Russian gf
>>579738770wonder how katarin would act in bedstarfish it out (most likely) or go feral and ride on it throwing it back hard (less)
>>579731556it's profitablebesides it's not like he can make it in real politics, he tried running for office and predictably got absolutely destroyed
>>579732605>Mice is a Doktordid not see this plot twist coming
>>579738945be Chechen
>>579739036She canonically prefers blood bowl players.>>579738945Have money.
>>579740097uhh wtf, that's completely different to the stern katarin I know from wh3
>>579739036Considering her father is basically feral...Probably rather rough
>play kairos>get my shit absolutely pushed in first turns, I capture a settlement and lose a settlement somewhere else>get "force peace">it becomes a walk in the parkTzeentch was a mistake
>>579730993he is part nigger, therefore this subhuman's opinions can be safely discarded
>>579723851Land Raider is treated as a relic they don't produce anymore in gamePredators, Whirlwinds, Rhinos etc may be be added and work this same way too
Should I buy sega stocks before 40k gets priced in and we are in the gta6 slurp?
>>579741135Total War is a minor franchise in the Sega lineupTotal War is smaller than Sonic or Persona
>>579734756you dont get the luxury of thinking about future problems when theres no alternative, as bad as that thinking is, this is the only option for small places. you cant open a factory because they all got shipped overseas and whatever domestic work is full of foreign workers, its the equivalent of drowning and dragging another person down with you or cutting off your left arm to avoid burning to death
>>5797412543k sold more than persona 5 in its first year tho.And persona 6 is also on the horizon
>>579731556Nah that's his personal channel, he has a succesful high production value podcast with many members, a magazine, has been in politics irl. Married has several kids.Sargon did a lot of things, one of the few "anti-sjw" guys from that era that made it and isn't just terminally online one trick pony that may or may have not faded into obscurity.
>>579730993Even enticity is not 100% doomer on 40k and he is the only doomer left that still plays warhammer fantasy.This fag dont even play the game
>>579723851they arent mainline, you need auxiliary rules, which would be cool if chaos could get legion stuff to while all the codex astartes get all the new stuff
>>579741439At least he's not like thunderfoot who got mindbroken by Muskrat https://youtube.com/@thunderf00t
YES!I WAS TOLD THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LOSS!
I love my boy Tretch but Ikit is such an insanely better lord
>>579742034That archaon stack looks like shit
>>579742227it was.I think part of what saved me was the Chimera, chariots, and strong horses got stuck in trees.
>>579742034>jobs to sovlless tigermen stacksarchaon xisters...
>>579742493>SoullessBuddy, this is my first time with Shiva, I gotta use her units.
test
>>579743214Who would winThe everchosen of chaos, lord of the end times, breaker of gods.orSome cats with sharp disks
>>579742034>Archaon at full healthYou didn’t win
Bros im playing total war pharaoh the game has a barter system economy where trade is the main focus the problem is that 1 you are at a deficit all the tiem and when you become the strongest faction you get a ridiculously high penalty to any diplomacy so you can no longer trade what you need even when you are positive with a faction the ratios of tha trade are fucked. I dont know what im supposed to do.
>>579743727bribe them more
>>579743810how do you bribe?
>>579743516For how powerful Archaon is supposed to be, I find his generic chaos warrior design to be very underwhelming.
I used to hate this map, but I know enough to cheese it now
>>579743971in diplomacy? i haven't played in a while idk
LMAO!Lokhir was about to solo this entire garrison but decided to chase some slaves that ran away. Since he's the last guy left on the field and is a flying unit his leadership breaks before he returns to finish off the rest of my rats.
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>>579743665Buddy I had to deal with this the EXACT NEXT TURNso no, I won't take "you didn't win"I did. Archaon got pushed back. Cat bitch is almost back to the challenge stone and from there I can push Archaon back out of the column and MAYBE kill him... IDK, that'll leave me open to Arbaal and he's painful.
>>579742059Ikit would be almost ezpz mode if his spawn weren't so bricked with enemies
>>579742059>Actually plays Ikit with a frontline instead of a bunch of plague priests and infinite weapons teamsMy man, always prefer armies that actually look like armies.
>>579745059nta but same, that's why I hate heroes2 max per army
>>579745059it's why I'm so butthurt about no Skaven rework. I really want attached slave armies. There is a mod at least.
>>579745167I decide number of heroes merely according to what the faction has that's actually useful (sometimes meaning one of every hero in an army or even two of a specific type as was the case in my Gorbad campaign because of tactics), but yeah. As skaven I never leave home without at least a packmaster and warlock engineer, but I also like to add plague priests when they'e available, and a chieftain if I'm on Clan Mors just for roleplay sake.
>>579744505i just read that only one of the path you choose can do taht but again even if the relationship is positive the deal ratios are pretty bad like you have to put 10x+ the amount . Most of the ai faction has over 100k food but they give barely anything back
>>579745059>>579745167For some factions I stack heroes when it makes some sense like Brettonia or the Hag Party but otherwise I try to keep an actual army going.
>>579691829real glad some anons are excited for this, but after how badly they raped Bretonnian lore in their previous novel I can't say I'm optimistichonestly it's a real feat to make a book so racist against the French it gets pulled from Audible
>>579745740>honestly it's a real feat to make a book so racist against the French it gets pulled from Audibletldr?
>>579745826they made a novel where women can just be Bretonnian grail knights and use ranged weapons despite previous lore and even rape their squires(according to GW it's ok when women do it)the audiobook version mostly consisted of a british woman doing shitty fake French accents and was so bad it got pulled
>>579746251Worst BL novel since the Dawn of War 1 novelizations???
>>579746251>women can just be Bretonnian grail knights
>>579746732Ironic reaction pic since that decision is very SWEDEN YES.
>>579746251Book scientifically designed to ragebait Bretonnia fans???
>>579746838Anglos are worse. They're driving this insanity
>>579746882last three bret players were really fucking mad
>>579746251>and even rape their squiresI'm gonna need more info on this part.
>>579746251I bet ts did numbers on Der ‘Cord
Fuck. Apparently Eshin, Krakenlord of Karond Kar and Dechala conquered Cathay. And now they're coming for me. I wanna keep invading the Empire, don't make me go east!
>>579743214Why only this one Chink draw pretty warhammer art. Everything else is just furry fetish stuff.>>579746251>>579745740Did anyone really think GW would let go of their Bretonnia hate boner?
>>579745740Don't worry. They probably have Chinese sensibilities proof readers double check the book.
>>579748943What about white men sensibilities proof readers :(
>>579749007stfu racist
>>579749007Nobody cares about why peepoo sensibilities.
>>579747682The King is missing his crown...
>>579747682I look like this irl :3
Very interesting how picking your nose could be considered an act of worship for any of the four Chaos gods.
>>579749854There is nothing wrong with picking your nose. Even eating your boogers has no real natural downsides.
>>579750001>>579750001>>579750001>>579750001>>579750001
>>579746251>the audiobook version mostly consisted of a british woman doing shitty fake French accents and was so bad it got pulledDeaf people also got offended for her portrayal of a deaf warrior too. Warhammer Fantasy can't stop being a racist embarrassment. That's why it got cancelled in the first place for based Age of Sigmar
>>579749991It gives some pathogens a path to the brain that can end up in you having alzheimers
>>579733750>Just get off twitter man. The culture war is just that. Idiots with nothing better to do in their lives than arguing online over menial crap.
>>579718470picrel
