Previous Incident: >>578547087Housewife Edition>Upcoming and recent releases>Touhou 20 Fossilized Wondershttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3671710/>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghostshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/>TH18.5 100th Black Markethttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote updatehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/>FangamesDream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/>Recent official mangaLotus Eatershttps://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_soberingCheating Detective Satorihttps://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori>What are these games?Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Team Shanghai Alice where cute girls beat up other cute girls>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)>Where can I get these games?https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)>Support the official releases!https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティアhttps://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide>What other official Touhou media is there?https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE >Semi-official web magazinehttps://touhougarakuta.com>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt>Fangameshttps://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YIhttp://www.bulletforge.org>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4
>>579720603
2hu wife
utsuho is a crow, so she should be real smart and flatand rin should have huge tits
>>579728978Yatagarasu is a jokester so he turned her into a stacked retard.
>>579736426Good
>>579738682Just look at that pic. Who wouldn't want to live between that pair of tits 24/7?
if tengu are quickshots, then anon is a perfect partner for one
yes i am
>>579744853They're only quick at making their partner shoot, so anon would last milliseconds.
>>579744428Why the floofy doge smol
>>579750757to fit in the jar
>>579755732Fuck you
>>579736426She was always retarded, yatagarasu just made her stacked
>>579761386baseless speculation
>>579762138it's not
>>579762867ruined
>>579763893daskete erin
but aint girls cuter when theyre retarded?
BIRB
I repost it with slight modification because I posted it just before the thread change.>>579566907>There is no way I'm this far off base. My first 1cc eosd and I did it in like 6 hours after not playing shmups for a decade. I quickly got a normal 1CC (after 3-4 run) after not playing 2HU for more than 10 years because I got pissed after beating LOLK pointdevice (skill wise I was just a 19-20yo normal scrub who didn't even bother trying to 1CC) and windows 7->10 update broke most 2hu games on my PC. (EOSD was unplayable and most other touhou ran at slow motion for no reason)I have also used all my continue against Yuyuko during my first complete run...which often happen when you fight a stage 6 boss blind.If you managed to 1CC EoSD there is no reason to not being able to 1CC PCB.Yuyuko have no really hard spell card like Remilia two last spell card.The first one is basically "bottom hug left then right then left then right..." and you don't have to bother about your positioning to deal more damage since you play Sakuya A.The 3rd one can be a bit tricky (especially at begining with the arrow pattern of small bullets) but it's basically "have you learned how to stream and restream?" with the circle of bullets.The 5th one is a joke, it's a bunch of random rice bullets with some very slow aimed butterflies, just focus on evading the rice bullets since the butterflies are non issue unless you stop moving for a while.
>>579770141Common mistake, but nope. The key word is "almost".
>>579783158BIRB TITS
>>579786147Nig
>>579786147Cute.
Maiden's capuccino
>>579797147sexual harassment
>th17.5>play as marisa and reimu, all feels well>suddenly kanako with her dogshit dash and absorb waterI don't think i like this game
>>579783158squash the birb
MANFUCK YUUMA
sex with kanako
Hag
Finally, her last spellcard is obnoxious as fuck
Keine
no thats sukusuku
I'm tired bros...
hard to live in aya's shadow yes
i think that kakashi spirit news is a much reputable news source than bunbunmaru, even if it's rather slow to the scoop
Aya is worse than the average kotaku reporter so yes
Aya is a whore
Fucking aya is like fucking a dead fish
There's a reason why shame is in Aya's name
Murasa is so fucking fun
Make love not war
you can barely see her flying sperm
>>579810709It is. Fortunately most of the characters let you cheese it fairly easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r42KHx5ReYI
yuyuko's yams
>>579720603CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>579840950I had the most trouble with murasa currently, her movement is stupidly awkward to consistently evade it and in the end had to bruteforce itit took me about 20 tries in contrast to the rest of her scenario where everything was stupid easier
>>579875848Yeah, iirc muramasa is the worst one at dealing with yuuma's final. You need to time the lunges very accurately to make the most possible airtime out of them.
>>579862263Cute
>>579876707it would be a lot more tolerable if yuuma didn't null the big damage murasa havebut oh well, time to play with the joon
>wrote muramasaTime to take a nap, been sleeping way too little lately.
>tfw shion canonically has a massive ass thanks to how tight her clothes arejoon is now a fucking granny
>>579882850chen....
joon is probably the worst fucking character holy shit
>>579878423>shion canonically has a massive assproofs or didn't happen
>>579888501Anon just fucking look at this
yams
Cute girls
huss
Utsuho tits
nooooooooooooooooooo
deltarune
>>579889630By this logic Toutetsu has a huge ass
>>579897642We have no way of knowing due to the skirt
@grok remove the skirt
@grok kill that anon
>>579902035wtf
>>579889630not good enough
>>579903660you just want fat whores like sanae
You might not like it but this is what the peak female form is like
No this is
hey mister
>>579909256No
>>579911093what do you mean no
>>579909256yes
Yukari a bitch
Youkai moe
Oh my god flander kinda sucks
unyu
Boiled eggs
Birb
birb's birbs
>>579897642Of all the 2hus to have a dumptruck, she's near the top
so called yams
>>579931819we have to remove the skirt
>>579897642sex
A cat is fine too
>>579923204She's pretty fun to use, at least.
>>579943309do NOT the Chen
do the catdo the wolfdo the bird
>>579945952Would you deny her even that? You heartless bastard
>>579946641>>579946684>>579947284STOOOOPChen is for NORMAL petting, not HEAVY petting
i love sanae!
Koishi's boobs
chen is for heavy plapping
Any tips for getting the highest score possible in eosd normal mode
Look me right in the eyes and tell meYou forgot whose you areI know you've not the best of memoryBut now you've gone too farOne time I wanted to forgive youForgetting all your liesBut to know you did it again but strongerYour request is deniedWe could've worked it out, you knowWe could try to make it right againYour hesitation's rising up,And you're telling me to say goodbyehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoyH9HHaZoY
anon is dropping his nigga tuhu mixtapes again...
I've made Tuh'u dish more than once it's deliciousbuff Marisa bombs o algo
*honk*
*cums*
I may have discovered touhou Doujins
*discovers*
In a moment of timidnessI reach out and return your grasp on my handWe have found the darknessWhere all traces of hope endAnd now the two of usWill rip through the borderDon't fear this fleeting dreamRealize a virtual dream, olé!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XsTYn-euY
>
>>579952424Are you actually playing for score or just trying to max out extra lives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpuDs4Nm_3o
>>579973834Max out score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veru4bcYurM
>>579804161Kanako is easy modo.
How many sales is 'going gold'?https://www.famitsu.com/article/202609/86795
>>579983796I'll get it once it shows up on the eShop.Which I guess is going to be on exactly September 10.
>>579949423your most popular character, everyone
>this is on a official mangaReminder ZUN has heavy involvement in the mangas so this means he loves lolies
>>579987290so are these manga actually providing any backstory on the games or is it all non-canon side stuff?
>>579987676Well the new character that debuted in the satori manga was put in the new yokai book so its the former
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwDevhpxSo
>>579990835massive knockers
eosd remake got leaked btw, download if u want to play ithttps://vshrt.in/MIky
>>579993015I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>579993257I clicked, it redirected me to a expired catbox link
>>579993015reimu's nudes
>>579993015I am not going to bother ill just play the original
>>579994607Spin in my dick please
>>579998823i don't think you would like anything spinning inside your dick
>>580001106>insidebro????
>>580001948nta but you wrote in, which means inside, not on
>>580002156nta ntatbf, you can also read it as "spin in", as in, pressed in
hina spinning on top of you would break your dickit won't work as you imagined it
but IMAGINE her spinning on my dick
>>579975879From what I've seen decent portion of score comes from farming fat bullet cancels like herding a non-spell into a corner and bombing there.
>>579983796"Gone gold" means master copy of the game is finished.
>>580005649Thank you for all the braindead ESLs in here.
>>579972576Nice pads.
Umbrella sex
this umbrella is too strong for you
I can beat her
I can beat my meat
>>580010117Christ almighty don’t jumpscare me like that
Kogasa sex
umbrella killed me
death by an umbrella in the anus
Imagine getting dicked by kogasa, couldnt be me
soon the entire general will be purged as you must post your lunatic 1cc in the upcoming eosd remake to continue posting here.
>>580019769no way
>>580020362>please clear this spell card in place of a captcha to post on 4channel.org
>>580020509That would be incredibly based, it would filter the jeets and bots
>>580020902I genuinely believe if you can't play danmaku, mahjong, or answer naruto trivia you do not belong here.
>>580022013>or answer naruto trivialets not go that far, Naruto was laughed at for a long, long time
>>580022996I jest but it is peak weabu cartoon
Time for touhou fans to play their favorite touhou game for their first time
>>580030291Patchouli when she is not tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUVP_PShPc&t=530sI never looked at it before but this stage is pretty nuts.
>>580031438It is, but its not nearly as bad as the next entries
>>580031438Shocker.
>>580031438>why is the extra stage extra
>>580031438EoSD's biggest fan decides to look at footage of the game for the first time.
>>579939336>>580030291
>>580043685what da wolf doin
ayaya yai
>>580054102Crying because no one is laughing at her jokes.
i can't believe zun put an uncensored naked flandre art in the remake as a reward for doing a 1cc lunatic runwhat was he thinking
Story of Eastern Wonderland's extra stage is kicking my ass. I can't into the boss' patterns at all.
>>580047293What is this meme
tewi a nig
rabbit
>yuuma instead of dashing has this weird stompy shit where you have to calculate exactly where you go otherwise you will eat a bullet>also deals next to no damage unless you get waterthis is the worst fucking character, at least joon and murasa shits out damage and flandre has good mobility
i want to gaslight this retard to put her tits in my face
>>580074780Early patterns are random bullshit. Best option is to bomb and then spam the absolute shit out of shot C to try and blitz through to the actual possible to dodge attacks. If you get really good at the stage you can stock up like 2 or 3 bombs going into the fight.
touhou is dead
penis is hard
>>580107608Why is she ignored compared to momiji
>>580107534when touhou dies danmaku dies. How did it get this bad? Has a touhou game ever had an actual arcade cabinet in the first place?
Touhou is alive
>>580108818>Has a touhou game ever had an actual arcade cabinet in the first place?No it was all PC, its just a simple fact all the fan attention is getting it to VTuberslop and gachaslop
MARISAMARISAAAAAAAAAAWE MUST CONTINUE THE HAKUREI BLOODLINE
but how
>>580111853
>>580113406Time to call eirin
>>580113560Suck my cock shrine maiden
and maybe I'll consider donating
>>580117121MY COCK INSIDE YOU
>>580117121she is not brown
>>580108818>Has a touhou game ever had an actual arcade cabinet in the first place?If we can count fangames, there's pic related.>>580119231That's just the lighting.
the fact touhou still gets 500+ doujins is nothing short of a miracle
This franchise could do an honest to good beat em up
2hu mentioned on the DYK of Wikipedia’s front page>... that a cultivar of crape myrtle was named after a video-game character because its flowers resemble her hair bow?
>>580123858big if true
the reclining popularity of the shrine maiden has to be studiedits probably because of western votes because everybody in the west sucks off marisa and koishi
Marisa and Koishi should suck me off
Stop trying to fuck retarded children
i like her big ass bow desu
>>580125189Marisa gives sloppy blowjobs
never forget the day where cirno was a nigga
>>580120231ah i forgot I downloaded that I need to try it.
>touhou cannonball is unplayable now
Hasn't it been unplayable for 6 years
>>580132647sex fox
>EoSD remake has censorshiphuh??
I got your censorship right here
Uncensor Sakuya right now
how
>>580136116that still looks like shit
Fujiwara is so cute bros....i want her as a gf
sex with this insanae girl
>>580144993heart throbbing sex
Is EraToho any good? Should i try playing TW or some other version instead of forcing LLM to keep ERPing with me as my ordinary gf - Marisa, with ridiculously big ass, or something like that?
>>580147272I do boththey're both pretty good desu
>>580135675Thank you Michael.
frog beach sex!
i prefer the frog's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great gamer granddaughter
>>580135795It's probably just laziness. Instead of making a high res version of the 6-spoke star they just grabbed the sprite of an 8-spoke star from the newer games. Now, if you told me the "classic" version of the game also had the star changed then I would definitely call it censorship.>>580140967It's an old fan drawing.
>>580119231
>>580155998cutie
>>580019769I took that off my wish list yesterday. it was confirmed the classic version will be censored too
>>580159857Checked everywhere & your definitely lying
>>580136116why is she groping herself?
don't play the remakeyou'll get raped
>>580169713No Sakuya no!
is the remake out and if so how does the ost compare? im expecting him to phone it in.
>>580169713oh no...?
please don't rape me
oh no please dont pin me down and have your way with me sakuya haha...
Human man are too easy
i like this dude's arthe makes zun's artstyle look good
>>580123858Oh, I knew that one.
>>580191336*cums all over the petals*
>>580191490based
>>580169281>why is she groping herself?Why aren't you?
>>580198783thats a child
Touhou is dead
this thread is dead
>>580207465so is my dick
>>580210369PLAP PLAP PLAP
the thighs
the huss
>>580222057fatass
>>580203780No, in this case is a inchling
>>580222737you have one inchling
>>580222737You just want to fuck brats
bnnuy
yuuma is so bad, i am losing against fucking yamame of all fucking bosses
anyone here playing on steam deck? got it for portability but the dpad is horrible, should i stick with it for a few weeks or is it just that bad? getting back into the rhythm of things for the new classic eosd. is it just a device learning curve as i've barely played anything on controller b4 or is the steam deck dpad genuinely just cursed?
what da anon doin
>>580235392dam that really sucks. I heard it's too heavy to play in bed lol.
>>580235989it's great for everything else except that i guess, plus it's just a handheld desktop which is awesome. could just get an adapter to plug in peripherals but that kinda ruins the whole idea... i'll persevere somehow
This one is impossible to do without bombing.
>>580237953Please tell me you're joking.You're posting the normal version too.
>>580237953Lmao
>>580240353The normal version is harder then the lunatic one
>>580248217The difficuly spellcard in question for everyone who hasn't played the game btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7GP9OyPs4Y
>>580248942Why am I always seeing ReimuB in clips?
>>580249013its the best shot type in the game, marisa kinda sucks
>>580250359MarisaA literally clears the game for you. It's almost a straight upgrade to ReimuB
>>580237953This, but the final boss of touhou chapter 7 and sometimes the spam from the faeries on stage 4.
Sakuya is the Melee Sheik of Touhou
Then who is the melee fox of touhou?
2hu is a database franchise btw
>>580255395>fast>glass canon-ish >technically demanding Gotta be Marisa
tighthus
Should I read the oddities in Asia book or whatever?
>>580258367Not really
finally finished the game, all that remains is to fight everyone on flandre's route to unlock the greedy trials on her.Yuuma FUCKING SUCKS, figuratively and literally, no damage, no range, no mobility, her suction is clunky and slow compared to everyone's else absorb and her spellcard fucking sucks, flandre was so dogshit to fight due to how rigid her jumps areoverall the game is pretty decent but you could tell how much it was eating at the devs by how inconsistent the spellcards are in difficulty (utsuho being the easiest character will never not be funny) but overall i had fun
>>580260857I'll have to remember to clear Flandre abd Yuuma on my own copy.
>>580234918Yamame is just a hard counter for yuuma, her fight is the second hardest after the final boss. Yuuma's route is very hard overall, agreed. It should have been rated 5 stars.
>>580256016>databasewow oh oh
>>580260857nice shion thighs
This girl name is literally can be acronymed into NTRZUN know what are he doing
yuyuko saggy
>>580273551
honkers
>>580250359I thought ReimuA was bestest?
reimu is the best
objectively speaking, the moriya shrine is much better than that other shrine, with the moriya shrine being well-maintained and having better infrastructure, on top of having modern amenities
get out, sanae
sanae is pretty niceshe gave me a bj for free
moriya shrine is so well off they don't even need to sell their asses anymore, they do it for funfucking pricks
>>580301470All fat whores
>>580272489its actually hilarious how wrong the difficulty rating is, murasa's route is easier than marisa, joon, flandre and yuuma while all on the while she is listed as the hardest ingamei think no question asked the best characters are kanako > reimu > murasa
Posers, you don’t even know it’s Cirno day(9) down in Japan right now
happy cirno day
Cirnigga
>>580316116cirnussy
>>580317152why you wanna lewd cirno you fucking weirdo
>>580317493she's a sick fuckshe likes a quick fuck
>>580317859Anon...
man, people dont really care about cirno day anymore
Why the fuck is mamizou in everything, people shits on aya for this but nobody gives a fuck when mamizou does it
>>580324350because she's a tanuki, she can literally be anyoneso she appears in all of the works, you just noticed some of them
Yukari sucking my dick
me next
>>580321651>people dont really care about cirnoNever really cared
>>580272564Yep. It's a fancy way of saying it's super majority of tertiaries, and actually playing the games makes you "that guy". lol.
>>580332916I see, weird name for that.I was just making a reference to pic related.
>>580334917too big
>>580334917ideal but could be bigger
>>580300810Excuse me sir
>>580237953i got here this morning and also found it to be near impossible to dodge consistently. There really needed to be a boss practice mode in this game.
utusho tits
today is a cirno day, and the release of her gameyou are not allowed to post anything other than cirno today
can i post text? cirno
>>580342827Ok
>>580343384Cirnigga
>>580342827I have no idea what game she's from.
>>580343584dragon ball
>>580343584dragon balls
>>580343514Ghetto cirno
>>580343584she's also in bleach, naruto, and one piece
Is the torrent up yet?
>>580345394holyfuckingsex
Fairy sex
dead
Cirno sex
>>580366854based
>Cirno Day>bakas in this thread posting other 2hus instead of CirnoYou all should be ashamed of yourselves.
New Classic is almost out
More like Old Modern
>>580374034fine
CIRNO DAY AND EOSD REMAKE DAY WOOOOOOOOOO
>>580374847sex
Cirno is NOT sexy
cirno is tight
Cirno is very sexy, especially tanned
she has allat
would be so nice and cool between her thighs
>>580380963>>580382428>>580389035total ice fairy procreation
aya is sex
did you know? that the way cirno's ice power work, is that she generates cold/turning things into ice by absorbing the targeted heat inside of her bodyi.e. she is really warm/hot insideain't that neat
>>580401279>she is really warm/hot insidei need to check it myself
OUT IN 5!!!!!
>listed price for 2hu 6 remaster is 22 ameribucks in my countryuhh im not made of money, jeeez.if you were nice and charged like 8 i would've bought it for my pc and switch.
time to game
>>580403213we don't do that here am i right
Did they fucking change the PoC system in this game?
>>580403213i'll be borrowing your gamethanks
I demand my dolphin porn
new OST sucks hard
>>580404025I think read somewhere PoC is always active instead of needing to max out power but I can't test it myself yet
im so incredibly bad
>>580406861Everyone's bad at the start. It's all good as long as you keep having fun.
>>580407271yeah i'm having fun
>>580404508blame Microsoft for fucking with how drivers work since the device to make eosd's tracks is not compatible with Zun's current setup.If they bother you too much, just switch them to classic music in the options
kinda nice that they included the original version with the remake
>>580408935with no need to patch it
they included english
i love when remilia whispers into my ear in english
NOOOOO!!!!fucked over by input lag on shitty laptop.my life is over. i tried so hard and could only get to sakuya on normal mode. i cant take fucking anymore anything. at this rate won't ever beat flandre. fuck this knife throwing bitch She ruined my life and my world is Ending
>>580410757have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>580410757you can beat it to flandre anytime thouhu
>>580410757i tried to warn them >>580169713but they didn't listen
Cirniggas
>>580410337well sakuya does write in english in forbidden scrollery
>listening to the remake music>U. N. Owen Was Her? is a beautiful mix of retro 8-bit chiptune and the usual ZUN instrumentsYep, I'm thinking this is gonna be good.
There's a phantasm now too?
>>580412873 the new theme sucks ass
>>580414568Says you. I like it. I'm also interested in what seems like a surprise new remix of it for the remake.Also. I tried out the remake with Reimu on Easy. Had to use my Continues, but I did get to the ending on my first go, so I'm proud of that. Now all I need to do further is practice until I can do a Normal clear without continuing.
>>580415897the hitbox changes mattered more than people think
>>580407443FinallyEoSD Meiling in HD
youmu is a highly smoochable hu
>>580412873I really like the remixes, it’s clear they were never meant to be replacements of the original tracks but they also have a “celebration” vibe to them
>>580417836>EoSD Meiling in HDand you can see her armbandreminder meiling best girl
>>580418268Yeah. It's part of why I like the spoiler as much as I do, plus I still have access to the original.
>Meiling's portrait has pants>Sprite doesn't
why don't i get as many lives for scoring as it was before
>>580419157sprites were made by horny artists that wanted to sexualise the characters
>>>/v/747233469
>>580420208>Bump limit touhou thread with actual game discussion and not complete random schizo shit like usual2hu is BACK. The renaissance
wished other generals weren't filled with schizos too
>>580419157i always thought those were white pants
it's nice reading all the little zun interview notes behind each track. kinda surprised they bothered doing a separate music player when the music room serves the same function.
>>580420208That was a kino thread
>>580420359>ns2 carrythank you nintendo switch 2, 2hu is back
Lolitastic beats is what zun is best at
>>580420208>last postlol
Truly this is the gift of Cirno day.
>>580413385How do I unlock it?
holy shit you can actually see rumia's hand in the new portrait
>>580421112
>>580420753You only get the ZUN comments in the game.
going again wow i really hope i don't need to use continues this time
I DIED ON MEILING FUCKING KFUCK MY LFIE
>>580423005You got this
Great fairy bullshit
one cirno, just for today
Today i am playing great fairy warsi will die
>>580420892>can't play 2hu on my xbawksWhy is zun so racist?
>>580425032filthy gaijin
sakuya got me again. i slam my hand on laptop out of rage. there really is no hope......
>>580429331>i slam my hand on laptop out of rage. there really is no hope......NIGGER WHY
>>580429331do it to your desk instead you nupid stigger
there is nothing to be found. only the silence in black and white.
Here is your Ran of flatness
>>580432976thats not cirno
>>580433215that's cirno if you squint your eyes hard enough
>>580433313no
squeeze cirno
>>580435639you're just not doing it rightmust be chinese...
Just got EoSD one Steam.What the fuck was that with Flandre?
TOTAL FAIRY DEATH
>>580440592you say thatbut the total fairy population keeps increasing every year
Just normal 1cc'd it on console, pad players I dont know how you can live like this.
>>580441343i use a mouse you are inferior
DONT LEWD THE FAIRY
total fairy sex
>>580442995he doesn't, that's just how she looksare you sex shaming her?
>>580441343By using a non shitty dpad
>>580443134that is a child
>>580446734cute
CIRNO SEX
im getting my shit rocked even on easy :(
>>580452442I hope you dont lose against rumia bro...
>18 doubloonsI'll just wait for a sale
>>580456281
Shame to see they renamed luna dial to luna clock. It had such a gothic vibe to it
>>580457092more like luna cock
>>580457092they did? that sucksit sounded cooler
Luna dials
happy cirno day!
>>580463736Those are not cirno
cirno pov
>>580464051you don't need to be cirno to celebrate cirno day
>>580463218Cowrie Shells swallow's
My laptop took such a beating and I yelled so much. I don't think I can do it tonight
>>580466256Bro you honestly are pretty retarded for treating your laptop like that
>>580466256laptop beater
>>580466786I just wanted to beat the game. I mostly use my phone anyway. Well I guess the laptop is nice though. I just wish I could beat a Touhou game 1cc for once. I got to Remilia's last attack and just no. I didn't eat much today either. Maybe I should sleep.
>>580467084>I didn't eat much today either. Maybe I should sleep.Nigga what the fuck
>>580466256hang in there. succeeding in the face of hardship requires discipline and reinforces it. you get better at taking a loss in high stakes situations with practice
>>580467196Okay, what should I eat then?
>>580467340Eat yourself a salad you fatass
>>580467340nta me
>>580467280Thank you nonny. I have bpd and it's hard sometimes. I think I partially mostly dropped games for music at 18 because of how hard some of them were and it just became unenjoyable. But with trying more I'm sure we gain better strategies over time, so it's not all bad. Thank you for your kind words. I think I need some beauty sleep now.>>580467513i will have a big beerand a pizza
we don't know your options. sipping on a sugary soda can help modulate your mood if you're testy because your blood sugar is too low. Cheese sandwiches, oatmeal and cheerios with milk are a few of the things I eat when I don't know what I want to eat
>>580467761Okay anon. I'll eat a little then. I'll make myself a little girlfood. A little girl dinner if you will. Sorry for the crashout.
No one fucking cares about your life and you should kill yourself you mentally ill fuck. Shut the hell up and go freak out on your laptop some more because you're a fucking skilless loser or whatever.Learn to take screenshots too retard
Happy 9day
>>580469993You shouldn't talk to a girl like that.
>girlAs the old saying goestits or gtfo
>>58047022915 dollars.
>>580470096 i was going to say you're probably a guy but trannies ace danmakus for some reason so yeah tits or gtfo
>>580470597No anon, as in, tits or gtfo
>>580470096post cleavage next to failed attempts with timestamp and i'll teach you
Can you faggots ERP somewhere else?
>he thinks its ERP
>he
>>580471021>omg nonny i'm gonna show you my tits~>omg omg show me your tits!What do you call this? And look the faggot posted his plastic tits so here, now you can jerk off
>actual tranny ITT
>>580471653The vast majority of nu-touhou fans are faggots with agp who found out about the games through the roblox fumo game. I'm not joking.
>>580471845Oh well, hope xey enjoy more lolitastic beats
>>580471928Kill yourself and I mean that genuinely.
i have quite literally liked touhou since i was 13, you millennial cornball.
This was a nice thread a few posts ago can we go back to that?
stand aside everyone i'll handle her personally
This is what happens when you reveal too much of yourself
JANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES THERES 3D ON MY 2HU GENERAL
at least this was after cirno day
>>580472367Yeah, where do you think you are? 3D faggots gtfo
hmmmm what if sakuya only fucks zoomies......
Cirno day is over
Bro...
I can't fucking clear Stage A2 in normal FUCKthose knife throwing fairies are shit
3D killed the thread
>>580473013A2?Does new classic break the stages into parts?
>>580474230No i am playing great fairy wars
>>580472531Dio
>there are people /v/ who are bombing against fucking cirno
>/2hug/but never >/2smol/
>>580476305/2big/
>>580476650/uuuu/
>>580476904for a nuhu she sure is popular
ITSOVER
Chirumiru
do people keep the badges from the official fumos? is there some special autist out there with an ita bag of fumo badges?
fumo award
That was a good Cirno Day.
>>579874824
spooky scary skelechens
>>580477519She is a creature of pure, concentrated sexEvery red blooded man wants to turn her into a fox factory on sight
Bones mentioned.
I don't want ZUN to remake PCB and IN.I already beat those games. STOP TAINTING MY SWEET MEMORIES AND FORCING ME TO GET 1CCs AGAIN
black cat of ill omen
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
what did they mean by this
the future israeli tuhu will have questions for the bat
>>580519571inviting
>>580515584Impressive, very nice.Now let's see what they did to Classic.
>>580523541they did the same LOL
Star of david...
>>580534483because they are in fact huge?
>>580534483Keine's massive tits
>>580528023Did they change the sprite with the star too?
>>580537221yes
Over
nah
the wild and horny hermit...
>>580543882For such an important and popular character she really doesnt show up in anything aside of the fightans
Sex fox
sex wolf
I need to practice stage 4 and 5 again but i dont wana
Lily black
>>580556654BIRD TITS
Touhou moba when
>>580560824i recall playing a wc3 custom map like that
Touhou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXqhvU8Gmwk
Asspiece
Is it spring yet?
>>580567676This is a child
>>580515584>>580537221wtf this is so stupidsix-pointed stars should be completely fine to include in your game even in 2026
A reminder that youkai can procreate with humans if keine existing is of any indicationthis means not only you can fuck a youkai, it is perfectly okay to do so
Sakuya a nig
fuck a youkai
fuck youkai
Sex with a fairy
fuck you
mating with a vampire
sex with anon
Throwing my bloodline to the wolves
>>580579345i wonder who might be behind this post>>580579563based
>>580579563Momiji momiji momiji
Tengu are racists
Tengus are sexy
>>580590732Momiji is not that big
Did New Classic save us from reclining?
yukari smells bad
sex with kanako > sex with suwako
>>580597664that's cringenot based
>>580597664No one wants to put any faith in that hag
>>580592948negative
>>580599594eosd was the one that saved tuhuand now it's remake is a mark of it's own end it's like potery
>>580570634Keine and Rinnosuke are both proof of it. Whether it becomes a happy relationship or not is up in the air though.
>>580599594This is pretty good for a shmup, no? Plus whatever console sales.
After beating lunatic on challenged mode, I think Imma stick to babby fangames
So what are these gestures supposed to be? Is it like an attempt to censor the crucifix like what they did to star of david?
>>580602637She quite literally tells Marisa she's posing like a saint getting crucified.
>>580602637it was originally a double nazi salute
>>580603720Imagine the seething if this makes it in the for the PCB remake
>>580606747bratty fox
>>580602637She's about to flex her muscles to intimidate Reimu.
>>580606747The demonization spell
>>580607074the art that came out of this is pretty funny
>>580600289Did it already release for Switch?Does it handle well in that console?
>>580610779Both switches yeah. Runs fine, no drops or anything. I didn't notice any major input lag either but I'm no superplayer that would notice that sort of thing unless it was particularly bad.
That is not how she's supposed to look
rape me momiji
>>580600289>pretty goodit's unheard of levels of success.
flat is better
i prefer the other shrine
sakuya is cute
suckya?
ill suck ya if you know what i mean
>>580628602kinda gae
>>580630516new thread
>>580601167Have you tried it on Normal?
bleh