It's hotter than a Vice City summer editionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573069875/#573118376>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>579151587
What's new today in #GTAOnlineRewards:• Deliver Business Battle crates to receive guaranteed clothing reward which include Six Figure Tee, Ride or Die Tee, Red and White Ammu-Nation Cap, or Bourgeoix Tee• Complete at least one Weekly Challenge over the next three weeks and you will be rewarded with the Penaud La Coureuse (Sports) and free HSW upgrade when you play GTA Online between September 24th - 30thBonuses:4x GTA$ & RP:• Special Vehicle Work3x GTA$ & RP:• Community Mission Series2x GTA$ & RP:• Diamond Adversary Series• Export Mixed Goods Missions (via Executive Office Assistant)• Madrazo Hits2X Speed:• Staff Sourcing Special CargoThe Kortz Center Heist Primary Target:• Consumato• Stacks Study V• TrustSalvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Gangbanger Robbery: Canis Kamacho (Standard)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Ocelot Jugular (Mid)• The Duggan Robbery: Pfister Astron (Top)Weekly Challenge:• Earn $1,000,000 from selling Special Cargo to be rewarded the Yeti x LS Customs Tracksuit and a 10X Reward of $1,000,000Premium Race:• Downtown UndergroundHSW Time Trial:• East Vinewood to Vespucci BeachTime Trial:• Up ChiliadFIB Priority File:• The Project Breakaway FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Coil Cyclone• Dewbauchee• Karin 190z• Överflöd Entity XF• Grotti CheetahLuxury Autos:• Benefactor LRC GT• Pfister X-tremeLucky Wheel:• Declasse Impaler SZPrize Ride:• Place Top 2 in the LS Car Meet Series to be rewarded with the Karin WoodlanderPremium Test Ride:• Declasse Vigero ZX ConvertibleTest Rides:• Lampadati Novak• Vapid Dominator GTX• Ocelot Jugular
>>579728429>someone used my AI gen pic making another anon's character have bigger titslmao
>>579728606Take full advantage of the latest discountsFREE:• Arcadius Business Center Executive Office70% off:• Coil Cyclone II30% off:• Coil Cyclone• Dewbauchee Vagner• Karin 190z• Överflöd Entity XF• Grotti Cheetah• HVY Insurgent Pick-Up• Übermacht Rhinehart• Ocelot Jugular• Declasse Yosemite 1500• Western Company Seabreeze• Mammoth Squaddie• Buckingham Maverick• Vapid Dominator GTX• Lampadati Novak• Dewbauchee Specter• Vapid EllieGun Van Discounts:30% off for GTA+ Members:• Stun Gun50% off:• Precision Rifle
>>579728606The Wagner is the Dewbauchee car in Premium Deluxe Motorsports
>>579728513>The VC airport better have tons of passenger jets taking off and landing 24/7i just hope that they let you fly them into skyscrapers
>>579729134Lame. Fly them above the naval air station on the southern island and have comically effective SAM sites shoot you down by firing 100 missiles from 1 RPG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am3BmURdsTI
>>579728513yes, the pc version of gta 5 did feel underwhelming and stripped downthat's why i'll play this on playstation
>>579728429might be the worst cover yet, too much going on
It would be hilarious if they launched Online in February since every game moved there to avoid GTA
>>579730202Online blowing up was a happy accident, no guarantee it's happening again. And if it does the numbers will fall quickly, hype is not sustainable nowadays
Any of this weeks cars worth it?
>>579730858I feel like it's hard for a game like GTA Online to fail. It might not reach the heights of GTAO1, but it's gonna be a moneymaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMO0ZXQPCsE
>>579729512consoleGODS win this round… (again…)
>>579007145>if you've ever lived with a woman you know to not pick fights with themyou clearly have not>over the dumb vanity shit they do. there is no winning move in that scenariousually they start arguments so I can tell you never been in a relationship that lasted 2+ years. it's obvious you didn't make it to living together or first 2+ week long holiday.>even if you "win" the argument she's still gonna be pissy and nag you to death over ittalking down isn't winning.>the key with women is telling them what they want to hearoh be sure to tell us, it's going to be hilarious to hear your insights lmao>that's what Jason was doing. "yeah, sure honey"Mhmm>and then later that night he takes it out on her pussy with his dickYou've never been in a relationship, you don't get sex for a week if you act like here anywhere close to a woman, dumb larping chud>>579124461 >>579729512>>579731362>self quotes all of his own posts with his unique posting styletake some retard pills kiddo
>>579732297What the fuck are you talking about retard? Typing in lower case is a “unique posting style” now? Kill yourself schizo
>>579730858>Online blowing up was a happy accident, no guarantee it's happening again. And if it does the numbers will fall quickly, hype is not sustainable nowadaysnot for the reason you hallucinatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEO_SrtwJFU
>>579732730missed the last dot again, gen z special needs kid.>schizoseething already.https://www.upworthy.com/my-gen-z-kids-see-periods-in-my-texts-as-aggressive-no-theyre-not-ex1/
>>579731161I feel your gay posting style and dumb takes are making your posts easy to ID.
from one of the previews:>During that playthrough, Jason was very muscular while Lucia was very fat, especially around her lower bodykino
>>579733114SAAAAR THAT'S FUNNY
>no 7 hour Joshimuz review and dissection of the GTA 6 extended look
>>579733020Can you find the other posts I made in this thread (if any exist)?
>>579733252>>5797333067 hours of you shutting up (asleep) would be royalboth of you faggots
>>579732878>more nonsensical raped retard ramblingKeep crying about whatever has you asshurt I guess
>>579733389>rapedSAAR YOUR MENTALLY ILL FETISH IS NOT WELCOME HERE
>>579733389>has you asshurt>579725963>licklehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ble0ZpSd4c>>>/v/rowns please go back, your ebonics are not welcome here
>>579733245sometimes i genuinely don't know what you guys are talking aboutdo you ever stop thinking about indians
>Who be posting schizo? /v/rown anon be, because it do like it is.
Anyway, I heard to NOT HSW the Coil Cyclone 2. Is this true?
>>579733537>>579733703schizophrenia>IT'S DA BROOOOOWWWNS
>>579733821Same dude, same. Your ESL/ebonics tier English is completely outlandish to anyone outside your Neanderthal skull.
>>579733703>>579733537Don’t reply twice to me twice with the same schizo headcanon raped cocksucker
GTA VI MENTIONED GET IN HERE LADS
>>579733934>I heard to NOT HSW the Coil Cyclone 2. Is this true?that sounds like poor shitter cope desuthe accel on the hsw edition is ridiculous
>>579733990which word was ebonicskino?
>>579733961>>579734097>>579734123>>579734158>everyone who doesn't like my underage shitposts is a schizo1) you're undiagnosed and 2) you're simply projecting you can have 8 hours of shitting up the thread. and I will waste your entire day keeping you engaged in replying and feeding me you's every thrread. simply because I love baitable retards.
>trolling outside of /b/Thanks for confirming that.
>>579734185profound mental illness
>>579732730stop replying to that salty faggothe's super butthurt that people are excited for the next gtayou are supposed to shit up the general just like /v/eddit
>>579731161I didn't day it would fail just fall down in players quickly, happened to every game with a concrete folke.g. forza, monsta hunta
>>579734185brother im talking to a guy about a car keep me out of your bullshit
How do you get platinum on the Darnell mini heists? I've been at 8/9 for like the last 10 heists. Is completing the heist plus preps without dying not enough? I always get all the extras too.
>>579728606>and a 10X Reward of $1,000,000Is that supposed to be a 1x reward?
>>579736697Look at the awards in the pause menu and see what you need to get Plat on
>>579736784No. Completing a weekly challenge usually rewards $100,000. This week you get $1,000,000 hence the 10X reward
>>579734282>tard immediately stops after this classic
>>579736697you need to look here and complete these. Although some of these correspond to Oscar Guzman Again so they might not count for the Agents of Sabotage career progress. Complete the ones that pertain to the Darnell Garment Factory missions
what's the point of woodlander? is it a good suv racer or something?
>>579738158with HSW yeah it's good. I find it easier to drive than the Astron Custom
>>579736910>>579738151Wow never looked at this. Why does it want me to do Guzman shit? That has it's own career goals.
>>579738483It doesn't want you to do Oscar Guzman shit they came out in the same DLC update so their awards are in the same place. Like >>579738151 says just complete the awards that correspond to Garment Factory missions
>>579736697Scrolling down on that page SHOULD show you the awards that count. At least it did on my PC. I know back when I was completing this, I had the the last one pending that I had to complete the heists 50 times.
>>579738979>just complete the awards that correspond to Garment Factory missionsThere are none though, what's left is what looks like setups for what I assume is the guzman.>>579739487Oh shit 50 FIB files was mentioned but what was the point of do 25 on this >>579736697screen when you need to do 50 anyway fuck sake
>>579739825I guess that by the time everyone hits the point of saying "WTF, 50?!" they are already half way there. lol.
>>579739825The first 15 are the ones you need to do.
>>579738298ok thenriced out, a proper bimboride
>>579730858I don't think Online succeeding is a fluke but it lasting as long as it did certainly is. 2013 was still in the singleplayer titles era and live service games weren't as prevalent as they are now. Having a modern title built more with how Online will integrate has me excited. It can be a friendslop, it can be a PvP, it can have community created missions, it can have PvE and businesses. Not to mention the sources of monetization with cosmetics and weapons and cars and apartments.
is nopixel v gonna be a new online mode that you can join through the in game tab like the regular one, or integrated into the existing online mode?
>>579745560it's still fivem, so no
that hermes car is a pretty sick machine, looks almost supernatural
>>579747407i installed the lowest suspension and you know what? the car rises when it moves, i didn't know vehicles in the game can do that
fire rockstarhire the australian human trafficker https://www.nopixel.net/?post=development-update-3-visual-design-language
>>579745032>>579730858>>579730858Online had patronage because base game GTA has been popular since 3. Online has never been as good of a game as story mode, but it has the addictive tactics that people fall for.
VI confirmed to have no purchasable properties like V and it got me thinking, sure would be nice if we didn't get another rags to riches story, I want these two stay petty criminals throughout the whole thing, petty forever
FiveM would never be like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSqvymPxUOA
>>579714875No way retard lmao, I have enough shitty screenshots saved to never have to play again. They're already like half of the cover. Eat shit.
>>579751471I used to play a ton of GTA 4 Online and it's about as bare bones of an experience as possible but it was still fun. I don't expect story content or even fun missions in Online but the life sim elements they've shown off could make it a much more fun and expressive experience. Getting together with friends, going to the gym, doing drive bys, entering interiors together, etc. Giving the players more tools to play the game and interact with each other is the interesting part, not the inevitable MMO-tier content islands and progression systems.
>>579758315>>>579751471 #>I used to play a ton of GTA 4 Online and it's about as bare bones of an experience as possiblefuck the rp stuff give us back no progression and only spawn weapons and vehicles in the airportwe used to make our own fun
When are we getting a 2nd extended look?at this point I need a new extended look everyday, why is their marketing so lazy and slow?insane for a billion dollar company to behave this way just pure greed
>>579759391make some fun with this
>>579751678it obviously has motels you can rent rooms in though we even saw the code for it in the 2022 leaks and in the port gelhorn motel screenshot it has a open interior you can go into.it makes sense if lucia and jason are on the run why would you buy property if someone is hunting you?there's also code for police raids and ambushes in the 2022 video leaks so I think you have to move between motels or you can end up getting raided during the fade to black sleep screen
>>579759593i'm okay with rockies keeping us in the darkit's like physcological edging
>>579760051ew gross but I was just joking but sheesh these next 2 months are going to feel like eternity
>>579759949That actually sounds kind of cool, I’d be surprised if it was fully randomized and not scripted though >>579758315>>579759391I’m also particularly nostalgic for 4’s online for reasons I can’t really articulate, there was something about it that was just so simplistic and charming
Thinking about buying a CEO garage
>>579762361Yeah I love how in-depth everything is in this game, it's insane people unironically say it looks just like V when V is the most barebones and worse GTA in the entire franchise.We're literally finally getting an improved GTA after san andreas and I personally believe it's because of sam houser being at the helm, just watch his old interviews and read up on what he wanted in SA and the first rough draft of GTAO.
>>579763029might as well if you feel like it because they never go on salethe mod shop is nice
>>579760051Don't give corpos nicknames
>>579763797Zoomers who grew up with GTAV don't have an understanding on how the series has evolved.
zoomie zoom zoom jeet brown, everything is tranny slop now
>>579773856Yeah I always forget there's low IQ mongoloid zoomer retards who only ever really played V and GTAO lolliterally braindead retarded waste of oxygen, the posts I see on the VI reddits are genuinely insane and that generation worships even the most lowest end of AI, god help us when we're the elderly and they're in majority of positives of power in like 30-40 years.
>>579728606announced for the whole of September in advance, but why?
>>579774256You can't do this to me, do you have any idea how hard I've worked for these (You)s?
>>579774256I use zoomer as a blanket term for younger generations, not as an insult. Not everyone who disagrees with me is a tranny or jeet or [political faction]. I started with Vice City and it's genuinely awesome how far gaming has advanced since then. If GTA V was your first game then yeah, VI does look like more of the same on a surface level. I don't understand the hate the game is getting unless it's ironic shitposting or engagement bait.
>>579773856>>579775110>>579777041I do feel like there’s a diction worth making between zoomers and alphoomers though. Older zoomers have more in common with millennials than younger ones at this point and are almost in their 30s.
>>579778429I agree there I know a few and before they talked about their age I assumed they were mid 30's like most of us.
>>579778429I draw the line if the remember anything about the world before 9/11 as the line, so some 4 year olds might fit that narrative
>>579779397im drunk
>*NOTE THE APPARENT STUTTERI don't know why I bother watching digital foundry videos, nitpick fuckers pointing imperceptible stuff as if its glaringly obvious.
>>579785286I pay zero attention to them, they're in full grifting mode now.in reality they should only make videos when a game actually releases and is in the hand of the players but they can't grift money 24/7 that way so anything in between releases should 100% be ignored as with most grifters and social media.
>Large warehouses cost 2-3mWhy
God DAMN this Cyclone II has a horrible turning radius at anything above 5mpg
>>579787459to make them financially unviable and to force sunk cost mindsets where you need to make that profit on that $10 million
>>579791614With the weekly I was tempted to buy one but I'd literally just make my money back and get a tracksuit
>>579789104You'll get used to it
Cal has "this nigga dies" flags written all over him
>>579717579PP was still better than 4 though.
Something oddly relaxing about the tug deliveries.
>>579759593It's being generated by AI
>>579760051that's how all marketing works nowand it works really great, especially for mediocre companies>reveal crumbs>wait nearly a year>people are desperate for more crumbs>finally reveal the shit product>everyone glazes the fuck out of it even if it's trashworks like a charm for pokemon and most nintendo games
I nutted to Val in the GTAVI trailer, and realized she's from GTA:O. I haven't played this shit since maybe 2020. Gonna get into the story. Rate my dude. Jon Weak.
>>579807046>hydra appears
>>579808952I made my first character very similar on xbox. People in vc would tell me they thought it was based on John Wick.
>>579807046I'd have bought that when I played, if it only had armor..... I wouldn't care if it'd be unrealistic for such a boat to take a missile effectively unscratched. It makes sense for game design that it take more hits. I'd want to put an AA gun on the back for a makeshift AA cruiser. It's not like it would have been OP by any stretch, but with some armor it'd have been more interesting.
this is (You)
>>579810105new princess robot bubblegum anime-kino...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgdZqPEZWsE
sick tats dude
>>579810290i can't wait for all the tv shows, movies and radio showsi always listen to bless your heart and chattersphere when driving a car
what is that nopixel thing? how do you play it?
Is Trevor's special a thing he can seriously do or is it a metagag on the same level of Krillin being able to smell until he remembers he shouldn't be
>>579818487no ideano one will tell me, i already asked a couple timesis it gonna be integrated into the existing online mode, or a separate online mode that can be accessed inside the game and has its own progression?
>>579728429What type of screenshot do I need to upload to be featured in some of these? I have endless shots from years of GTA:O
>>579738158It's not bad at handling, though it's a bit slower than most HSW cars.
>>579820054i'm starting to feel like it's a psy op from r*ocketeers
>>579820834>slower than most HSW carsand costs 900k to upgrade, kinda meh deal tbqhfranklythou
>>579787459Don't bother. It's a grind heavy business and it's not even 2x sales this week.
>>579808952You look like you need a shower. And the suit stays on.
>>579820221You have to be cool. Are you cool? I am cool.
I just realised gta6 is gonna have to compete with aniimo
>>579822321>live serviceit looks interesting, but i'm most likely gonna drop it after a couple weekssame with roco kingdomunfortunate, because i do want other creature collectors to thrive, but i just can't support live service games
What's the timeline difference between gtao and VI, I know that everything after doomsday is present day but Leonida Valentina looks like she aged 10 years compared to LS Val
>>579825293Nobody knows how much of the GTAO timeline is canon to the HD universe. We know the old version that everything up to the original heists is canon but that was 10 years ago.Maybe it's 2 different timelines and both universes just share the same characters but not the events/updates
Will every single heist and robbery mission in gta vi be scripted to get the cops on me by default, or will stealth actually be a factor? I’m tired of doing everything right and never being seen by a camera or guard in these heists only for NOOSE to automatically telepathically know there’s a robbery and where I will be, and start looking around the whole area even if the alarm was never triggered
>>579810440needs jason backshots>>579822321i dont remember what that is
>>579830509Considering not one person talked about it? Cops are going to be there 102% of the time
>>579830509you will have missions that require stealth and missions that have you going in loud, no inbetween
So in the upcoming game you will have to refill gas. But what about oil changes? Does blinker fluid run out too?
>>579830542>i dont remember what that issome live service monster collecting gameno idea why anon thinks both will have any player overlap
>>579832913Changing things from an infinite gas tank to having limited gas is the worst decision ever made. You're taking out one of the best features that made GTA be GTA.
>>579830509considering they showed off how different the wanted system is, it better reward your professional style of gameplayotherwise i want everyone to lynch the gameplay designer for online mode>>579833003the only good thing about it is that it adds immersion and it'll turn away all the brainrotted tiktok zoomers (and mk2cucks)i hope the gas limit is high at least
>>579833003I can tell you never owned your own car and never paid for your own gas. If robbing a store ingame just would give me 1000 USD that's a huge amount of gas. And you don't need to refuel a car that often IRL. If you force it hardcore and drive a lap around the entire map you may. It's not that deep of an issue your inexperienced child head tries to make it for several threads now. Besides GTA+ members will push a button in menu to have the mechanic refuel their car.
>>579833318>>579833660Infinite gas has been a thing in every GTA since the beginning. If they want to be more realistic and immersive then Jason and Lucia should spend a night in the ER after every bullet they catch and wait a few days to recover.
>>579834058honestly, the immersion is a double edged swordthe immersion obviously makes the world feel alive, but now everyone's gonna nitpick the tiniest detail as if it were real life and not a videogamesome things should stay fast paced to suit gta's gameplay, other things should be complementary
>>579834983>some things should stay fast paced to suit gta's gameplayYeah like no gas tank and the ability to carry 1 weapon from every slot. Don't fix what it ain't broke.
>>579834983by everyone you mean some retards on twitter trying to earn a dime off the current "thing"
bet there will be some fun easter eggs on some of those tiny islands
>>579837572Dataminers, youtube clickbait artists and AI generated images will ruin all the fun of hunting for myths https://gta-myths.fandom.com/wiki/Myths_and_Legends_in_GTA_San_Andreas#Creatures_and_people
>>579837572You really think the Easter Bunny exists in Grand theft Auto HD universe? Are you stupid or something?
>>579835719it's mostly just browns from south east asia and south asiaboth have the worst internet users in the world4chan is literally brown territory because of south east asian gachafags who have infiltrated janny positions and don't even feel bother being subtle with their blatant powertripping
>>579837572i hope there are lots of cool hiding spots>>579838147don't
>>579838147don't even bother being subtle*
>>579833003It can be pretty fun. In the og mafia 1 after killing Morello my gas tank was leaking and i had to make it somehow to the bar. I didn't want to restart so i decided to reach the nearest gas station to refill. My strategy was to accelerate uphill and drive down on neutral. Don't remember how it ended. I think i failed anyway. (no, you can't change the car in that mission)
>>579837572No thanks, i don't want any of those deliverance style "easter eggs" from rdr2.
How do we feel about ntr?
Fire outfit. One of my coworkers used to wear something similar this march
>>579845893one fart and those yoga pants will be torn apart
Crime.. and Punishment. It's one of my favorite books. By Fyodor Dostoevsky. It's one of my favorites. It's about the consequences of crime. The punishment. Unlike those silly cartoon games you play. All crime and no consequences. Grow up!
>>579837572
What happened to the leaker? Did they catch him? No new leaks?
>>579847668People should introduce him to Vladimir Sorokin's books.
>>579747685>>579785286>>579838147yoooo whaddup?invite plswill play any heist (in three hours)
Sony show pretty soon, might have a lickle VI snippet
>>579848920i don't have any prepared heists right now
>>579849603[F] at least you told me, maybe I set something up myself for saturday and ask again heredon't feel like doing setups eitherhave a good day
>>579848132If you look at the map, the city looks so small. But when you see it in the game it looks massive
>>579848920This feels like a gooner post
>>579850530>But when you see it in the game it looks massivethe leaked map doesnt show any of the buildings, side streets or alleyways
Can't wait to use DLSS 5 all over GTA VI
>>579850667don't judge their long creamy heists
>>579849172>lickle
>>579820221Nothing really, the problem is that between leaks, the extended look, twitter screenshots and discussions about skin color, there's not many people posting Online screenshots anymore.
>>579855449Just realized I answered>what do I have to dowhen you asked >what type of screenshotAnything as long as its good.
>>579855449>bottom left pictureyour fetish sickens me, snowbunny>>579838147>4chan is literally brown territory because of south east asianthey will deny it and post their girl OC next to 3 n-words
>>579842816Weird looking woman.>>579847668He looks like he would say that.
>>579855449>there's not many people posting Online screenshots anymoreThe overall reply style here got to negative and having actual friendly interested discussions (not arguments) has become impossible. You cannot reply to someone's post and quote them sentence by sentence in earnest and good faith and reply to each line with effort and then expect a reply that's worth your time. And that when I drew the line and fucked off. I come here every Friday to see if the atmosphere of the thread is fun again but all I see is infinite negative aura.
>>579857081if you take a look at all the gta threads on /v/, you will quickly understand they are all gachafags addicted to cuckslop, ntrslop, bbc, etcthat's what nguyen and ramesh like the most
>>579857081redhead bimbos getting in all sorts of trouble in los santos is not a fetishyou sicken me with your perverted insinuations
>>579855449Good point, I'll try to get some more screenshots in the thread this weeked.
>>579859060
>>579859374
This would fit GTA 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcVX2OATWDY
>>579859569you'll get all rusty under that downpour
>>579858830We will see
>>579859951I saw this on /v/I know who you are, bimbo.
>>579860038I'm the french woman from Cyberpunk 2077>I saw this on /v/what can I say? I lover saving the images there and ignoring the posts
>>579860409>I lover saving the images there and ignoring the postsIf a thread is interesting but devolves into your standard /v/ shitfield then I'll just hornypost since there's no way to salvage it anyway.
>>579860409*love
>>579858830Now I'm wondering if you'll be able to bimbofy your character in gtao2, I want comically white teeth
>>579860038he's not me but i contributed to that thread a lot>rayne, trip, jessica and more
>>579860741>comically white teeththose are veneersand i'm not sure what to expect from gta 6 online
>>579860741>part of me wants a bimbofied version of my gtao character>the other part of me wants to turn her into a twinkhonOnline 2 just can't come out fast enough
I am hon in GTAO
>>579864510hon hon? are you french?
>>579864510twinkhon? or french?
>>579848308cashed out and went quiet
>>579859569>just copy pasted the animation from single player that was made in 2013lol>>579851896Lucia is so ugly it's not even funny, Jason deserves better.
>>579864961>twinkhonAs if that wasn't obvious :3>>579864805Only had that at school looong time ago
>>579865214Patriot girl or the latex girl?
>>579865193>Lucia is so ugly it's not even funny, Jason deserves better.That's why they release their non-woke skin as screenshot already after the massive backlash from their trailer trash looks we saw in extended. The PC rendered screenshot is great. Jason looks like that chad "Kyle" from Taylor Sheridan's Lioness, and Lucia feels like a well behaved wifey now without that bitchy latina attitude and a chip on her shoulder.Sucks that a skin cannot fix flat dialogues.
>>579865374Someone who posted here in 2025 and just came back to see what the DLC and leaks were about. Money Fronts in June last year made me quit.
>>579865524It might be foundation makeup, angle, and lighting.
>>579865835didn't even knew what sequins were in the trailer>foundation makeup, angle, and lightingthat's troon talk
Also I think there will be a meta to abuse the new police AI pretty quick, probably use a motorcycle helmet and a removable long coat for the initial robbery then ditch both and completely lose the identity blimpProbably run two motorcycles, one to get away and another stashed a few blocks away, this is because rob nelson talked about traffic being a lot more heavy on narrow roads to make escape more difficult.
>>579774256>>579838147>>579858485https://stonetoss.com/comic/dark-knight/Rare kino for you, white bro.
>>579866089disgusting trannies aka mentally ill men in dresses don't know how to properly apply makeup.They don't even know foundation even exist they always leave their manly wrinkles and pimples out for the world to see and pour eyeliner all over themselves.
>>579866417foundation wont fix their manjaw and qb shoulders DESU
>>579866550I know but my point is we've all seen how disgusting they look by now because they infest the internet like pests and all of them only use eyeliner and eyeshadow because that's all they focus on as biological men because their mental illness is some kind of sex fetish.
>Jason hangs with friend>they go bowling>Lucia hangs with girlfriends>they have super gay yuri super sex
>>579866417lol stop spinning out of control schizo
>>579867236>post the truth>troon types some dumb shit in responsemany such cases
>>579867671my post that made you freak out literally called you the troon because you can name what makeup fuck is called likei don't fucking know what a founder makeup is tranny>you're trans because you called me transyep it's a fucking schizo spinout
>>579867929So you cant read? yeah I think I hit a nerve calling trans disgusting and now you're red face.Go clean your adams apple stinky tranny man.
Luckily I won't have to be in the thread for this temper tantrum to pass. Gonna play some Crimson Desert kino on my steam acc.
GTA 3
>crimson troon desertwew
They should add Cottonmouth in an expansion and model it off Atlanta
>gta 6 for nintendo switch 2
>>579867134man come on that's not how you wear that jacketyou put a turtleneck underneath
>>579870151Player customization for 6 could use an update.. Instead of sticking to a standard look the game should let you pick between having your jacket open or closed or semi-open, how high or low you want your sleeves to be rolled and all that. I think Saints Row 2 did it with some clothes and that game came out almost 20 years ago.
>>579871251Fucking slut! You only want the thongs and g-strings from the trailer and extended :P
>>579851896First thing I do when it comes to PC is get a mod to turn Jason into a brother
>>579872385That would be cool but I'm mainly interested in emulating the current fashion trends and shit you see in LA and Miami today. Maybe mix them with some slutty stuff here and there to experiment
>>579871251It will probably be like RDR2O. Basic clothing items having several fabric swatches. If there is any item that a character was wearing and you like it, you have to wear a complete costume of that character and can't separate the item you wanted.
>>579872982they released your vi just a few days ago
>>579849172>lickleShut the fuck up
>>579868276That game looks kind of whatever honestly
>>579875682tanks, di anon eez mad, because of me acksent. eye an' eye just having friendly convasation here- praise jah so you soul may be free of babylon. you got too much politricks on you mind, irie 's awrite, bredren or sistren if you some nip tucked trans kween. relax and don't become part of the downpression like a bumba clot. so bredren, wagwaan, we is gud now? else lickle more, seen. me on mah way out nao.
Niko, bredren, man seh him sorry, seen? Him just a reason wid you, no bad vibes. Everyting irie now unless you waan lickle more, seen?
>>579857081>>579858830even doe xhe looks brown
>>579883751it's a tan
>>579842816Is that Lori? lol
See the train, get on the train. Can't resist the train. ... I need to go check that GTA6 preview for trains...
>>579886342>no passenger trains in RDOTis the greatest shame.....
>>579876739It would be bomboclat, dummy
Took me 13 years to discover biking around and exploring is fun
The cable car can transport my bike
Actually a lot of burger shot trash on top of this mountain.I wonder what the closest location even is?
Your reaction in the unlikely event that GTA6O includes the maps of Los Santos, Vice City, and Liberty City?In such an unlikely hypothetical scenario, would you prefer they let you keep your current everything, even if it's located on the LS map? Or were you looking forward to starting over from zero? Or maybe you just wanted some simple bonus like "I lived in San Andreas and all I got was this lousy T-shirt?"
>>579886651>can't rob trains>can't rob shops>can't rob npcsCan you even be an outlaw on RDR Online?
>>579898521blood money missions from the bad guy mission givers
>>579898521Outside of just killing random people, you have blood money missions, but it's not freemode based. They had to make sacrifices with their design philosophy. If you could rob stores in online it'd be a problem for other players.
>>579898216i hope they let me keep my Oppressor Mk II
>>579898216>gaming journalists tell me how to think
>>579898521the jail break missions, which I always enjoyed.
>>579865524>massive backlash from their trailer trash looks we saw in extendedthere was no "massive backlash"the people on /v/ and xitter who were angry are a miniscule fraction of the total viewers who had no problem
>>579908306chuddy rightoids and bunlithPSXnostalgiatroons "who just want shorter games made with worse graphics by people paid more" wishcasting this game somehow "failing", true horseshoe type shit
>>579908642>bunlithPSXnostalgiatroons "who just want shorter games made with worse graphics by people paid more"… What?
total lucia love
i spent the entire game of iv thinking the enchiladas were just what they called the local mexican gang
>>579910250>can only fuck Lucia in the ass if you grind the relationship statfuck this game
>>579908306the new backlash now on reddit are people thinking gamers are harassing the voice actors on social media but its actually just meta auto banning them because AI imposter accounts are reporting them as fake accounts lol
>>579910250Jason is so lucky guy is gonna be pumping her like crazy
All you had to do was follow the damn dream
>>579910250For me it's Val
If it weren't for the fact that the elite challenge can be impossible solo due to rng, I would actually say I changed my mind on kortz.Still some shitass jank like jumping lasers being as far as I can tell impossible, but otherwise I like a lot of what it does.I actually like that it lets you prepare poorly and go the wrong way, even if I imagine playing with randoms on average has to be atrocious.
Fighting game streamer Maxwell had the best reception to GTA6 I am glad he is optimismpilled and influencing people to be chill about it. Anons of /v/ should take the pill...
>>579868276Oh man it's shaping up to be a great game, I'll wait till it's 50% off>>579885234yes
Aniimo drops next week
>/v/ is so obsessed with instant gratification from baiting that they can't even stay own their own board>/v/ is still the fastest board on the siteWhat do they hope to achieve here?
>>579944406Board loyalty is for chuds
Are (you) buying a console to play gta 6?
>>579942265for me, it's dokevi'll try aniimo and roco kingdom, but if the daily tasks get too repetitive, i might dropi've dropped every single live service game i've picked up
>>579945236Fuck no. Upscaled 1080p 25fps is for the birds.
>>579848308It was a marketing campaign from R*
I don't think I've played a game that has been this absolutely infested with hackers before. It's every single public session I make the mistake of playing in.
>>579945236I already have a PS5 and I'm not concerned about graphics so I'm not bothering with a Pro.
>>579949267I think it's weird they keep show casing on a base PS5 but not the pro.There's a high chance the pro gets zero perks or advantages, keeping people in dark makes them impulse buy and the horror doesn't set in they wasted extra dosh until 3 months later (at the time it was 3 months, now it's 2 but you know what I mean).
Project Americas may have been canceled but anyone with some sense can tell which way the wind is blowing. Strauss said something about how marketing will have a appetiser, main course and even desert.Story mode is the bread sticks
>>579952192they're just placing big dumb posters in irl miami for oct-dec lolstrauss is a con man shill faggot, I hate that he's being glorified by dumbasses like fagg howard
GTA Underground > Stars and Stripes
TGG's mega review of GTA 6's features and mechanics 1/3
>>5799537042/3
>>579953704I read his reddit post like an hour ago, here's the link instead of a shitty youtube or twitter comment screencaphttps://www.reddit.com/r/GTA6/comments/1w7ow99/my_entire_gta_6_preview_summarized/
>>5799538303/3
>At one point in development you had to buy groceries.They cut it as a step too far,Yeah, are we playing GTA or Dayz/Project Zomboid/The Sims? The car fuel shit is already pushing things too far.>No Rockstar Editor at the time I saw it. There is a photo mode.That sucks. Guess I gotta wait for the PC port.>You cannot deposit cash from your phone. You have to physically go to an ATM.Online players will complain about this until R* steps back and allows people to use their phones as mobile ATMs again.
>>579954240Online was always a streamlined version of V's story mode. From not having the whole stocks system and various other things to completely downgraded physics. Even animals weren't in online until enhanced.I have no doubt VI will be similar and things like gas or an ATM requirement will likely not even exits in it's online mode.
>>579954240>Yeah, are we playing GTA or Dayz/Project Zomboid/The Sims? The car fuel shit is already pushing things too far.RDR2 was the beginning of this nonsense. Thank god they had some people with sense and restraint on the development team that realized taking that philosophy to its logical end in a modern setting would have been retarded.
>>579954961I wouldn't be surprised if Online was an entirely separate game with different physics and map changes.
>>579955907They pretty much have to make those changes or pull some wizardry out of their asses. Even PC's can't handle too many dynamic elements with too many players at once. That's just a stantard limitation of gaming in general though.
is director mode confirmed yet?i want a mode where i can cause mayhem and destruction without affecting the story save
>>579956558Didn't RDR2 have save slots? I think even V had them too so at the least there'll be that.
>>579953704>>579953830>>579953996sounds like it's shaping up to be the GTA I've been dreaming of for 20 years. the only thing keeping me from picking up a SeX and preordering a copy is the fucking digital-only release. I stopped gaming on PC because I hated how Steam killed physical releases, and I'm not capitulating now.
>>579953852still not a fan of the characters, but i'm really glad they're going to make the singleplayer playable. compared to V where money was basically worthless and you got it effortlessly through easy story missions, this seems like it's going to be an actual game with proper balancing and progression. after you finish main missions and sides in V there's basically nothing to do anymore, looks like you will be able to play this one for much longer even after being done with the story>>579952537>strauss is a con man shill faggot, I hate that he's being glorified by dumbasses like fagg howardit's just children trying to make a meme of a very profit-driven CEO because it's funny or something. that or astroturfing
>>579944406>/v/ is still the fastest board on the sitelast I checked it was like 3rd wasn’t it?>>579947206is it actually that bad? that’s kind of embarrassing for a game from a company this big that still has regular eyes on it>>579952031>base ps5im guessing they want to show that even the ‘weakest’ version of the console can handle it? it is kinda weird
>>579958850I agree, I hope there's still a fun gameplay loop even after we finish the story.
I would pay Rockstar to let me remove the nightclub box truck from my garage
>>579958850>still not a fan of the charactersSounds like you're not gonna have a good time then unless they win you over throughout the story.
>>579953704god i'm so fucking sick of everyone calling trunks 'boots' with this game. it's the weirdest little circlejerk
>>579960542eh, as long as they're just background and not mega obnoxious i'll live
>>579960760>it's the weirdest little circlejerkESL or retarded, that's just american and british for the same thingit's not the deep conspiracy theory the schizophrenics here want it to bealso a lot of homoerotic ideation in your constant talk about these "circlejerks">>579961018>i'll liveand the entire world dreads
>>579961727it's just a euro thing
>>579773856it's more that they grew up in the brown and bloom era of games so associate the term 'realism' with 'boring Sony moviegame', and 'open world' with 'Ubisoft tower climbing and meaningless busywork'. they instinctively recoil from games like GTA because they see it as symbolic of everything they think is wrong with the gaming industry. if they had their way, all games would be reskins of Banjo and R&C. not that those are bad games, but there's more to the medium than kiddy cartoon characters collecting gold coins.
>>579961018I think they're going to be like arthur morgan again, everyone assumed arthur was going to be garbage because of how bad his lines, facial expressions, and actions were in the RDR2 trailers but he ended up being kino.It probably helps they have cool stuff like the character kind of shaping up to be how you play them as well with the criminal profile system.
Damn I love fat NPC's now
I hope GTAVI's online removes the incredibly large stick out of their ass and lets you actually use the things they provide you>No you can't call lester to lose the cops while doing a Salvage yard prep>No you can't bring your Scramjet, Oppressor, Ardent, Technical, Insurgent Pickup, Tank. JB700W, or any other armed vehicle on an instanced mission (But you can use the Vigilante)>No you can't use the Iron Mule to pick up those cars>No you can't actually stealth these missions we tell you to be sneaky in
>>579962927Don't hold your breath. GTA6 is made by the same people that have the same philosophies.
>>579962927You’re starting to make me realize there’s a lot of stuff in 5 that would have annoyed me if I played it now and not as a kid
>>579859374>>579871251Added.>>579860741I hope GTAO2 character customization is much broader, like breast size and height and everything but I would still make my character a tall lady with small breasts because that's what I like.>>579962317>whale tails on whalesWaste of effort.
>>579964545>>I hope GTAO2 character customization is much broader, like breast size and height and everything>breast size set to AA cup>butt size set to maximum>butterface or at least make my toon look as nerdy as possible
>>579923458How can one woman be so hot
Are you going to miss the slow threads?
>>579965303I'm going to miss the GTAO threads, end of an era... ;_;
>>579965760I look forward to see all the regular girls here upgraded and enhanced in O2
>>579965303Yes. Slower threads are always cozier. Faster threads are always correlated with retardation.
>>579962927I have a feeling it's going to be a combination of FiveM (for player ran servers) and RDO for GTAO 2.0What I mean by this is>GTAO2>realistically can't just let players run around the map willy nilly robbing stores like single player it just can't work with 30+ players in the same session and it would give too much money (rockstar loves to make us grind)>hunting will most likely be allowed but with far lower payouts compared to single player and session will probably lag during launch month so good animals are never found just like RDO>most likely won't be able to sell any car to fenches and have simian 2.0 calls for specific cars where the payments are not worth the time it takes to find the cars>"mission" npcs placed around the map for the organic real time free roam missions like RDO (this is good)>eventually they will roll out "professions" or "roles" to give additional content and most likely have a premium "gold" currency buy in just like RDOand I'm sure the various RPG stuff will be included which means body types might be restricted again like RDO where you pick a overall body size and it has minimal morphs for that specific body type until we have full access to the PC version and find out peds use full blown full body morphing I'm just going to assume everything has hard limits again.
Getting claude to mod for me is pretty funny but also actually better than I expected ngl.
>>579967387Claude from GTA 3?
>>579967495Yes, I instruct him over payphone
>>579965760I will not miss these female characters, they're built like amazonians in the worst way
>>579968458their torso is like ⅞ scale compared to their legs. like, they have the arms and upper body of a woman who's 5'2 and the legs of a woman who's 5'10. it makes them look like a T Rex.
Why does the Itali Classic's spoiler do that
For a couple of years, it seemed like the Halloween was possibly the last one on the current GTAO, but I guess I have a couple of more years to pull ol' red out of storage. Side note, the stores have been decorating for Halloween since right after the 4th of July. It seems to happen earlier every year. Give them time, and the stores will only decorate for Halloween and Christmas, swapping freely between the two right after one another. It's almost weird feeling that the stores in GTAO and RDRO, don't really decorate for anything; Unchanged all year. Some spots in the game will have a single week with a small Christmas tree, and that will be it. Meanwhile, the real world is milking holidays without end.
>>579968892Of all the reasons to dislike something, you hate a woman for having long legs? This is like hating birthdays because they involve cake. There are probably countless valid reasons to dislike a characters design, and you picked the objectively good thing about them.
>>579969908the car is happy to see you
>>579964545>spoilerYeah same
thinking about buying an unweaponized Conada
>>579960129>boughted the mulekwab
>>579979616 I was young and likely on drugs
>>579973796There's a free ceo office right now for brokies like you
>>579979854But there isn't a free or discounted warehouse on big money warehouse weekend
>>579974329Edgy contrarian anon hates all things popular (long legs like all super models), first because they are popular second, because he is a manlet who gets mogged by western women with and without heels. He need a tiny latinx goblin to feel safe. That's why Lucia will be GOAT for him.
>Doing Casino heists>Use Gauntlet Classic as getaway car>It spawns Sultan Classics insteadWeird>Doing another Casino heist>USe Vapid Ellie as getaway car>It spawns Sultan Classics againWhy does it keep happening?
>>579962317AWOOGAimagine the dutch oven she makes in bed after a good meal
>>579979776iktf
I hope there's some footy
>>579981624That reminds me of something. Years ago there was a couple of weeks in which a bug existed. When delivering a customized bike from the biker garage, the cut scene would have a red hermes instead of the bike.
>>579983780it's called soccer
>>579983780Yanks don't give shite about 'socca.maybe a batting cage, along with the aforementioned basketball is all I would expect.
>>579988890I still have no idea if 'yank' is supposed to be an insult or not. It never feels like it but at the same time it seems like the intention.
>>579989578it's a dismissive contraction of 'yankee', of the same level as 'bong' as in 'britbong'. obviously yank long predates bong, but they're meant to have the same level of weight.
You will see wondrous things in the world
>>579992068In some alternate universe, GTAO didn't make bank. In that universe, Rockstar released new GTA games every 3 years, with new different locations in most of them. Some were in different times. The past. The future. Fictional what-if places. In that universe, Rockstar experimented and tried new things.
>>579980273Post more NOW>>579983780Doubtful
>>579975290Finally a funny post in here
>>579959681Off the top of my head just yesterday:>my bike kept getting 180d while driving so that I'd be facing the opposite direction I was driving so I'd spin out and fall off my bike>I ignored this, so the hacker spawned two busses on top of me>about thirty NPCs wearing monkey costumes and wielding what looked like spitball guns spawned on me and started shooting me>after driving away the hacker started just knocking me off my bike like I was getting hit by an invisible car>whole server got teleported to the bottom of the ocean where we'd drown before we reached the surface>I got teleported to the top of the mountain where the player was waiting there to kill me>my friend was in a lobby where full orbital cannon saturation killed everyone on the server, including my friend who was inside his apartmentIt's absolutely constant, playing in an open server is just impossible.
>>580001029Are you still playing Legacy? If so you should not still be playing Legacy.
Something i just noticed from the leakshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic
>>580001029Makes me think of yesterday in RDRO. Logged in and went to my camp, and everything was normal. I checked my menu, and I was alone in the session. I did some dailies, and eventually got around to bullying Etta Doyle, because she coincided with a daily too. After her mission, I ended up in a regular session that had other people in it. Of course, all wildlife was dead and the NPC traffic was missing, because for some reason the modders always always do this.
>>580001956No, this is enhanced. Entire reason I'm playing is my friend is excited for 6 and wants to do the heists, I've never played 5 before this because when it was console exclusive I watched the story mode on youtube and wasn't a fan of it.>>580002309Admittedly the hackers I've dealt with are bullying me in an amusing way but the irritating this is since it's all harassment by proxy I have no clue who in hte server is doing it so I can't report. It could be anybody.
If you're doing a solo sell, you should be able to pay for your strike team to be support
>>580005523On one hand, you aren't wrong. It would be nice to have, and would support the narrative that you had started a business that competes with Eberhard and Merryweather. On the other hand, you KNOW they would go down quickly, just like Merryweather backup support dies so quickly. The best you can say is that it could be one new fun thing to dick around with. If Rockstar were to allow us to recruit NPCs to follow us around, like how GTA4 and GTASA had, then I would hope they would steal the one feature that Saints Row had, so that any gang that didn't fit in your car, would jump in their own stolen car and follow you as support.
>>580006246maybe treat it like the Heist support. You can pay more for better, but it eats into your cut. Ah who am I kidding they'd die instantly to the Oppressorkid1893098490285
>>580007279Imagine if you could call for support, and your support kept re-spawning for the duration of the deliveries?
>>579992648issue is they would have sucked like IV and V and keep degrading like bethesda games.the fact it took 13 years which lead talented players to eventually bring the magic of SAMP to V with FiveM is the entire reason why VI exist in its current amazing form, if we had the new game every 3 years timeline we wouldn't have a fully immersive amazing sand box simulator game coming out in 2 months.So there's pros and cons to the wait
Miami has more soul than California
>>580015993both kind of suck (filled with spanish yuck) but the rest of florida is pretty kino and miami still adopted the kino parts of central and south florida (outside of miami) so yeah its better than cali your right
dont even care about le soul, i just want something new after 13 years of the same fucking city
>>580016272well bad news for you because vice city is 23 years and 10 months old to this day
>>580016772true they shoulda made the next GTA city something new like Chicago or Philadelphia
>>580015993>vampire has more soul than a wendigo
>>580017116Yeah that would be cool, just having an entire new city alone would be incredible.maybe the 7th won't be nostalgia bait and it's own thing but we probably won't see that until like 2040 lol
>>580017116Chicago is something I would be interested in but as someone that has spent a lot of time in Phillie and places like Boston, god do they suck just give me Liberty City again at that point
>>580017434they should do a location that isnt sunny and tropical adjacent desu
I dont get why we go back to Vice City other than nostalgia desu. Miami is so much a shithole that I would welcome Liberty City 10x over but we love Tommy so much when he wont even get a reference beyond Vercetti St.
>>580017921Probably because they have Red Dead 2 assets more than anything else
>>580017921Do you think we will get any actual tommy easter eggs outside of vercetti estate?and I hope Phil has a chain of missions and isn't just a commercial, if he's only in a commercial it's actually lame af they spoiled it in a trailer.
>>580018215I doubt the actual estate will be there, some McMansion maybe but not the real one. The most I see is some random street named Vercetti
>>580018151the leaks we have seen having nothing but reused lemoyne and lagras sound assets in the background is going to piss me off if that is what it sounds like on release
>>580018982doubt it that footage is clearly old as fuck and basically looks like a GTA V mod compared to the recent footagethey didn't even have peds finished by then the strip club 2022 scene has those generic unreal models all over the place
>>580002032Imagine living in a republic ruled by conch
>>580018982>the leaks we have seen having nothing but reused lemoyne and lagras sound assets in the background is going to piss me off if that is what it sounds like on release2022 was 4 years ago dude...most of those clips were from before then too
>>580019146inb4 that twerk animation is intended for release because it is what the indian male strives for, white woman bobs and vageen
>>580019384I wonder if they will let people use those animations in GTAO2 lol
>>580019295those leaks werent from a 2022 build with some of those songs
>>580019384why is interracial cuck scenarios the first thing that enters your head when you see a stiff videogame animation
>>580019536why do you think I am thinking some cuck scenario when its obvious the game is being made by indians on the cheap
>>580019632>he fell for the fake twitter ragebait image lying about retarded indians being majority of devslmao
>>580019749>implying R* isnt using indians en masseholy retard
>>580019941dont call me retard...
GTA 6.
Stupid car ran out of gas...
>>580021159played it already
>>580017434>maybe the 7th won't be nostalgia baitPretty unlikely since that’s the name of the game in the industry right now>>580017603I think a map with active snow or something on it could be neat
raymoraymonraymo lisen cabron
>>580035257I hate the latest tidbit about fishing that came out from one of the rob nelson gameplay sessions, fishing is catch and release so you can't cook fish like RDR2.
>>580021939did you get a t-shirt?
Why yes, I am going to Goslingmax Jason when I play GTA VI
Giant whirlpool actually swallowed my boat
>>580037869>fishing is catch and release so you can't cook fish like RDR2>Jason won't be able to live in the jungle to escape Lucia's BPD outburstsIt's over.
>>580045252he's a very different character in every movieok, at least in bladerunner and the 40 yo virgin he plays the opposites
>>579976648Why? You only need a sparrow and an mk2 pressor in this game.
rye whiskey rye whiskey please don't let me down
>>580051564>>580050339>ok, at least in bladerunner and the 40 yo virgin he plays the oppositesNot true I once had sex with a woman in a laufhaus.
>>580055523 >>579848920When I know which one's room that is because of that country specific item in the pic.
>>580055523old crts, wish mine didn't break
>>580050339zoomers project a 'doomed chud incel' image onto every character he plays rather than actually observe the character he's playing, because that's how they feel about themselves and they want Gosling to be their identitarian figurehead. He is to Gen Z what Judy Garland is for gays.
>>580056845>doomed chud incelhe is a clone and the only social contact he has is an emanator for an AI gf. it's not that deep. Besides the point, people who like the nu-Runner are all losers by default. If you didn't watch Ridley Scott's Final Cut (2007) of the OG Bladerunner you're a secondary and don't get the franchise. 90% of the pseuds I've met cannot even tell of which book and the name of the author it was based on, nor have they read it.But I am happy to hear more half wit takes at 09:00 a.m. my local time. Keep us posted! Time for a morning coffee.
>>580057186How many times in your life have you been called pretentious?
i mean i get the agp thing, but skyrim is way better than gtao for this
>>580057571even fallout mogs this, i really don't need underage browns from EUrabia to drool over my gtao charand it's kind of weird to force my fetish on my coop frens, so I guess I will graduate from gtao permanentlyby playing a dood only from here on out
>>580057792>>580057571Stellar Blade beats Todd-slop and modding is for NEET losers.
>>580057571>>580057792your games are modded, by default women in tes games look very mid
>>580058151>>580058075>mods baaadTypical console baby tears. Play your nintenyearold crap then.
>>579867134 >>579871251Please stop
>>580057186for me, it's the White Dragon recut
>>580037869Why the hell would they change that such a silly decision.>>580046670That’s a thing? Kinda funny
What I'm going to do to you in GTAO2's wrestling activity
>>580060248I hope the Lucia version happens in a mud pit
>>580050604>Need
This felt way cooler when I did it and didn't know the game fucking autocorrected me
>>580057571>>580057792It’s always up to the fans to improve the base game…>>580058075SB is certainly coomkino at least no denying that:
Once my interest in GTAO falls off I'm gonna go back and replay the old games which I haven't touched since I was a kid.Did modders ever get around to salvaging the fucked up Definitive Editions? I know there is probably a mod somewhere to improve the jank camera in III but I don't know which avenue I should go.
>>580057792>want to mod fallout 4 into a tacticool agp goonslop game>todd keeps updating it and some of my favorite mods don't work for the latest patch>better new mods don't work for the old patchesIt's joever. At least I got Cyberpunk and GTA 6 shall have good modding tools lol
Imagine scoping a Cayo Perico, getting literally nothing but Tequila
>>580066039what's it gonna be? like 700k?
Hi there member, Tom Connors here. We need some ultra-high-profile VIP assistance, and your name came up. Are you willing to help?
apparently GTAO's gun game is completely dogshit where one team is completely immune to all damage and the other team takes 250x damage. Beacuse I just ate 15 direct hits from a rocket and the other guy died stubbing his toe
>>580057571>>580057792But then you're stuck playing Bethesda games, don't get me wrong I love New Vegas, but the games barely hold up and it is incredibly unsexy to be wearing something like you posted and then doing the quests in the actual game.>drool over my gtao charUhhh, is that even possible? Everyone has the same body, if you like someone's character just make a female character put them in whatever clothes you like and take screenshots from the neck down.Look! I undressed your character and put them in lingerie. C'mon, lets be for reals now.Anyway you have fun in whatever way you like... also, AGP is a meme.>>580068403Sounds like a user map, the Rockstar gun game is pretty normal.
>>580059865Turns out it's a bug that can happen due to sunken objects.For me it's over the cargo plane which crashed in the lake
>>580060248>>580061071hopefully fighting styles arent locked to specific characters
does gta5 have any online server/system for the pirated game or is everything cucked by trannystar?
>>580080582Get a job loser
>>580072004Sounds like R* jank yeah>>580068357He really said that
“Random prediction: someone will dump GTA VI from a Collat’d or Blissed Xbox One and get it running on Windows with XWine1 in the first month the game is out.Giving the PC-only gamers an early taste”
>>580080992With how many fucking hackers there are online I borderline regret the 12 dollars I spent on this, he definitely shouldn't pay for this experience if his goal is playing online.
>>580080992>reddit tier answer anyone else? gemini says they all got taken down by troonstar, but I was hoping people here were a little bit more versed and less retarded
left a sticky surprize inside, hehehe
>>580080582I would say go play FiveM (100000000 times better than shitty gtao) but I think they check if your game copy is official so you might not be able to.how tf do you not own the game? it goes on sale all the time and they gave it away on epic for free
>>580081828>I was hoping people here were a little bit more versed and less retarded>gemini says
>>580082585Just don't join a server where the admins asks to see your desktop/files or else they ban you. Or the ones that ask you to let them use teamviewer on your PC to check if you're cheating.Why the fuck are people using VPNs to access sites that will only give you shitter ads but are okay with accessing servers ran by lunatics like these with their normal IP
>>580082872I thought the initial launcher logs you in with your actual account or whateverI haven't had to login for like over a year so I forgot the process
What in tarnation is this car
>>580083686the tarnada 5000
Fucking hell I just realized how much of a blind spot GTAIV's radio is to me.
>>580084387because vanilla GTA 4 radio sucks. second-worst in the whole series. it's all underground indie rock, russian pop, and chill-out electronica. there's like three decent songs on the entire soundtrack.
>>580084742If you own TLatD and TBoGT does it blend the radio in the main game with whatever they add? I never owned the DLCs.
>>580083686lm 87
>>580062874love a live catch
>>580084938dunno, sorry. I had the EFLC disc where the two were standalone games.
>>580084938TBOGT mentionedhttps://youtu.be/rSl9YOE-Xv8?si=-I1mVVRzALV6iVZA
>>580084938i distinctly remember listening to boogie 2nite and lovin' you more on vladivostok fm when i had started the game for the first time. so in other words, yes
>Infrequently feed horse.>Somehow they defecate literally every time you stop to rest anywhere.
I'm fascinated at the fact that Rockstar had never once thought of the idea of selling regular, non weaponized versions of the Stromberg, Deluxo, Toreador etc.I just want the Deluxo because it looks cool, but I don't want to shoot missiles and fly around, and in no world is it worth the 5m it costs
>>580058075>>580064860Eve is such good AGP fuel
This thread is trying to get wasted.
>>580103301Classic RDR kino>>580084938Damn this reminds me 5 didn’t get any DLCs did it
>>580113485>5 didn’t get any DLCs did itonline got plenty
sex
GTA takes place in the universe where every single door functions like a saloon door
>>580122714I will be surprised if GTA6 changes that.
>>580104459the Deluxo comes unweaponised, you have to put weapons on it in your facility.
>>580103301horses can eat grass, you know. pay attention and you'll notice your horse lowers its head to have a snack whenever you're stopped.
>>580122714GTA takes place in a universe where the United States is an archipelago.
>>580125826And yet, they have a full United States map inside the air base, up in the tower.
Not to brag, but this only took me 30 minutes.
Son of a gun it just dawned on me that the pink diamond and the blue panther are both references to the Pink panther movies
>>580128291haha these are so cute
>>579787459Because you visit it every 48 minutes and then sell for $3 million
>>580128291shoulda bought a lottery ticket that day
>>580103301your picture literally
>>580125826>>580125930It's either climate change raising the sea level way back or it being an mandela effect thing.
>>580117257Needs bigger tits and a bigger ass
Currently having to enjoy myself in story mode since I don't have a working Windows PC, just Linux. Who wants to recommend some cool mods to anon? Fucking around with Menyoo trainer is already pretty fun, but I'll need more.
>>580128291lucky you
>>580060248>to youhe thinks wrestling will ever be pvp lol
>>580055523what about mine
>>580128291sometimes i kind of regret not running the script for this shit when it was possible.Oh well, i didn't really care back then and nothing really changedNow i hope they'll let me collect the fucking toy cars. After all they still have several years to implement them
>>580163007>ishitlol pretentious Mc Faglord
>>580163007is this The Big Epp's office?
I feel like I finally hit the wall with my summer gtao fling. Doing the boring setups for the one fun mission in the package sucks
Have (You) gone to Carcer City yet?
>>580170035No but I watched a video that genuinely thought Carcer City was Philadelphia
>>580123004So it's 5 million dollars as a standard regular driving car? That's even worse
is there a gta thread without the online slop? :/
>>580173941Just fucking post about the offline shit in this thread you retard.
>>580173919it can fly, it just doesn't have weapons. so you can use passive mode in it as you fly around.
>>580055523i recognize all of those wives good taste>>580166474why is that your first thought
We'll have GTA 6 before TES 6.
No shit. GTA6 actually exists.
We got GTAV before GTAVI. Think about that...
First time since 2008
stash house refilled nothingwow, thanks for wasting my time
>>580189018like holy shit this world simply doesn't exist anymore. What a time capsule to a horrible time but still better than today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr-q51S_BoA&t=483sWhy can't HD era GTA mods be this bizarre?
>>580200343the internet cafes i miss most i think. when the internet was still considered to be a physical place and not some ethereal realm that permeates us at all points in time ( metaphorically because everyone always has a smartphone with them, and literally because data transmission radio waves are going through us at every moment).things were crazy even back then but somehow it was still so much simpler
Vlad the Impaler SZ. It craves blood. Menstrual.
>>580208467
>>580204295internet cafes were already pretty outdated in 2007-2008. it was the sort of thing only inner city poors and immigrants used. which is why, by the time you get your third safehouse, you have your own laptop in your safehouse you can use.
I don't want to play red dead auto 6
>>580212670you missed my point completely. i just meant to say that there were no smartphones and thus the internet wasn't accessible literally everywhere all of the time, internet cafes are only a symbol of this. there's no need for any of them these days because all have an LTE/5G phone and thanks to that we are living in a digital panopticon with no way out
>>580212858you WILL play the game they took 13 years to make (or else chud)
GTAV doesn't have the cool Sniper from TBoGT for some reason
>>580212858But you're going to anyway.
>>580212858unsubscribe
>>580200343I tried to replay IV recently and it's pretty awful, aged terribly
>>580170196Cleveland because of the flaming river.
>>580230926He was really hung up on >Nearby Carcer City From GTA III radio. Anyway, it's definitely an amalgamation of detroit, chicago, and Cleveland. Basically just a rust belt City
butt
>>580245494oh shit, I just realized that's lucia from the leaks where we saw her in the cafe
>>580245494
>>580220731When was the last time they even added a new weapon to online? Was it the tactical smg with sa mercs in 2023?
>>580262107No, there was this gold and blue rifle
>>580269646El strickler
>lvl 255>Just found out about the 60 car garage attachment to my officeI spent so long getting most my garages theme specific and rearranging...wtf am I supposed to do with this? Since when are garages to properties listed not with the fucking thing. How retarded am I?
>>580270005I also would like pics of what you did with yours for inspiration. I have to stay up for six more hours and have time. TYVM
>>580270005yeah, it's a rockstar thing. Even though they're parts of the same building they're treated as two separate entities. That's why when offices (and modifications) go on sale, it does't apply to office's garage (and their modifications). You have to wait for office's garages specific discounts.Mine it's mostly empty, but i use it for my most luxurious sporty coupes, as sedans are somewhere else
I'm 80% sure rockstar is testing ai teammates with the kortz heist, did a heist where the player behaviour made no sense at allI know the average player is retarded but everyone was lvl 600+, watching them move around and do things was like watching those amazon robots follow a clearly marked paths
>>580208467No taxi livery yet...
>>580275204Like a carbon copy. Even that long ass rear bumper.
>>580270123They're very annoying to take pictures of. These are super old screenshots you can tell by the aliasing and from seeing quite a few shots in your time.
Here's the 3rd one, that ugly ass ItaliGTO? I think? was from the wheel, so don't blame me.I have pictures of the second garage but it definitely had no theme so I'm not posting.
>>580104459The Deluxo has a bug where it's slow as fuck to drive after you fly it once, and this also happens in races. If you spawn it/drive it out and don't go into hover mode though it will be as fast as normal all the time. I agree with you that they should have added them but they didn't and I can drive a DeLorean in GT7 just fine. >>580286265>>580286724I don't remember seeing you post many cars but I have to say most of these are pretty tastefully modified. The Itali GTO is a really good car btw, I don't personally like it but it's as fast as the Pariah, almost.
