Previous: >>579717698>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
sup sup'
HORSE
Tachyon LOVE
Rice is good for you
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown
literally who?
>>579736836
The first person who gives a shit about gran alegria has hit the /uma/ thread.
xoggy want dom dom
>>579736836Millet, my beloved
>>579736890the queen of mileGRAN ALEGRIA
>>579735958Anyone know? Or is it useless to hunt for distance skills?
dirty Rice
So this uma sanpo thing basically gives you new animations for your umawifedoes the event rerun? i want to unlock for everyone.....and how come not all umas are on the iist?
>>579736947>gran alegriaI had to google since I did not think they were actually real
>>579736947she's very meta, people will gaslight themselves into liking her like they're currently doing with laurel
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579736875This is truuuuuu
/uma/chan is now recruiting! Looking for 8 motivated anons fill our roster. A+ club (in a few days trust), very cozy.B+ club anons will be poached
>>579735958>>579736989theres that one loop spreadsheet i think
>>579736989It's not useless but the style specific ones are more universal and it's already hard enough to get all of those on your legacies
>>579736947I've been posting her for months
>>579736470GG shake my hand- Oguri Cap
>>579737081Laurel could guarantee a win on every single race and it would still not change how fucking boring she is, especially with how star blossom has been treating her.>>579737043the Big Happiness horse is real, actually
>>579737092
Curren pits
>>579736836The uma, not the food.
bread has not been updated
Zeppy's career is super interesting, you guys should pull for her
>>579737159I have it, but it's style-only>>579737160Gotcha, I can see that. I'll worry about distance later then
>>579737305me
>>579737385I'd rather just jerk off to still images of her huge rack than have to tolerate that voice
>>579737241I am not too familiar with most of the jp trainees so on first glance I thought it was from some other gacha
>>579737305>>579736836I can go for some Rice
how much stam do i need for a cm19 pace chaser?
>>579737584900 + 2 golds
>>579737012Rice is clean!
Hey! Listen!Calling all officers! We will be holding the first Officers' Cup! The race rules are as follows:Hopeless StakesTurf - Medium - Right - Nakayama 2000mWinter - Firm - Mood: NormalRace ID: 74674118Both club officers can participate! If your club has only one officer, or doesn't even have one, well... sucks to be in your club. There are only 18 spots, so be quick! The room will stay open for 24h, but we might start sooner if we fill up before that!If you're not an officer, feel free to spectate!>XOGS AND DEDICATED DEBUFFERS ARE FORBIDDEN...because that's no fun!Join the following room with ONE Uma, and ONLY do so if you are an officer! If you're not an officer, or if you join with more than one Uma, you will be blacklisted and shitposted FOREVER. Don't do a random act of kinda evil!
Digitan LOVE
>>579737241Yeah I genuinely dont get the Laurel propaganda. Oguri metafags at least have the excuse of her being the main character in Cingrey, but genuinely what do people see in Laurel???
>>579737584900 + 3 golds
>>579737352okPrevious: >Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/2200Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>579737305why not both
>CB card>training anything other than ends>max out straightaway spurt from hints>training ends>strategist :DDDWhy is she like this?
> Oguri is a good pace ace> Oguri wit is a good card> SMaru is a good front ace> Maru spd is a good card> Bobo is a good front ace> Bobo wit is a good card, twiceWhen are we going to get the good cards on some umas nobody fucking plays?
>>579737643>sucks to be in your clubDON'T SHAY THAT
>>579737616>>579737687That's for CM20 bro
>>579737795Thankfully nobody gives a shit about Pasa
bwoswhy is /Uma/ Club nosediving hard today
>>579737643>Don't do a random act of kinda evil!
>>579737850
>>579737880You know who to blame
>>579737795i play scarlet>neck and necklmao nigga good luck using a power card in grand live
>>579737668the manga doesn't have her 1996 forma de angst yet
>>579737880next CM is xogslop
I love my wife
>>579737880It turns out grinding fans really hard for a whole month isn't sustainable after all
>>579738012i bounce like this
>>579738029Daiwa is a front anyway
>>579737643>you will be shitposted foreverThat's not a bad thing...
>>579737795anonthat's the pointthat's how they kill meta umas
I love my wife.
I put my toaster in the bath...
>>579738072Idk I think that'd be really annoying
>>579738072>become V or Umamasounds horrid.
>>579737962You are just jealous of an uma and her trainer being in love
>>579737043she's very real and CUTE
>>579738058eh depends, sometimes she's better and much less painful to build as a pace, for example next cm since you have race planner
>>579737880Should of replaced some of those lower earners with some earners
>>579737702We may need to kill the schedule link once we get two banners at the same time
>>579738050she simply can't resist aura farming
Dia-chan! TToTT
>>579738210they like it though
>>579738335Yeah but most people arent that mentally ill
>>579737668she's a succubus according to JP players
>>579737880An /uma/ club exploded so it created a vacuum
Every thread until ExcelUma fixes it
>>579738297kaichooooo
>>579737668succubus
>>579737825just ask your dancho for a promotion
>>579737880Because we're not grinding for S+ this month gwo
>>579738406>>579738521she's not attractive enough for that
>HARIKITTE IKOU!>HARIKITTE IKOU!>HARIKITTE IKOU!>HARIKITTE IKOU!>HARIKITTE IKOU!Is this my life now?
>>579738564quitters...
My C tier club with only four active members lost one and maybe two of them...
>>579738406is she really? or am i getting bamboozled again
>>579738539There was some talk of someone getting a promotion last month, but nothing came of it
>>579738775have sex with your danchou
>>579738104when will Cyjews make umas take off their headwear in the hotsprings?
>>579738643FULL NELSON
>>579738775Would you put up with this at your real job? I would find a new job
>>579738335doesn't mean everybody else would like it too
>>579738643>having sex with the stinkerI mean if you really want to, I guess
>>579736684How do you feel about the nude mods, anones?
>>579738775just beg one of the officers to resign
fuck off tourist gooner
>>579738775because we dont really need one tbf. Danchou does a good job with the recruiting at the start of the month.You could always bring it up yourself if you want to be an officer. Dont think anyone would really mind
>>579738881This has to be a twink wearing that right, otherwise they wouldn't wear the mask
>>579738913isn't this Limbus?
>>579738913Honestly, I didn't know about them until people started talking about them everywhere. I think I'll give them a try
I proclaim the start of the Gran Alegria propaganda
>>579738335Any normal people would just leave this thread forever, I know I will
>>579737740It's just carbs.
>>579738835
>forgot I didn't need to bring mayano because unique recoverywhoops
>>579739194Are you the Teiobro that was eating spaghetti with a side of rice?
>>579739026I already have el condor pasa thanks
>>579739315???
>>579739203
What level of Uma Stan do you need to recognize relevant horses in a field where every single one is black with zero distinguishing features and the poster gives you zero hints about the track, the competition, or even the year it took place
I love my genius wife!
I wish horses looked like this irl
Boobcore uma for a gentleman trainer?
>>579739293>2200>runaway>one downhill>834 stamina+1.33anon...
>>579739315Gran is cuter
>>579739497zephyr
>>579739497
>>579739396
yoink
>>579739296No?
>>579739535I'll do 50/50 stam power for her then I gotcha...
it is a new wahey
>>579738760Dia is my clingy girlfriend, we go to arcades and dark alleyways on our dates
Between risky business and right handed which one would be better for end closer?
Gold City smile in my heart
>>579739016Yeah, you rike what you see, boy?>>579739025Same here, people suddenly started to sperg out and it made me curious how good those were, but I think the game's model quality clash a lot when it comes to skimpy outfits or lewd mods in general, dunno why people, specially JOPs are making such a fuss about it. It's not like a bunch of those horse breeders didn't put their studs into roids or their mares into a barn with 5 horny buckos to breed them til they birthed a prized race horse
>>579739460 You still have video quality, racing silks, commentator/commentary and the racecourse to tell you what you need. I would say around 8th level (10th being the max level)
>>579739751how do i get that outfit? also does she get a ninja alt?
>>579739293>>579739535>>579739713this will go hard
>>579739921brown sexo.....
>>579739751This American slut yaps way too much
the CB, ardan, rickey, palmer, dober, and curren propaganda worked on me but the laurel propaganda is having the opposite effect and making me dislike her. she's just kinda ugly and has no personality
>>579739921Brown is good....
>>579739751she's not even the sexiest miler
>>579739921We need more brownNot players, umas
>>579739497INARI WAN
>>579739963it's an anniversary outfit. you get it automatically, even as a fresh account.no she does not get a ninja alt.
>>579739963>how do I get-...i-it's free
>>579740043What about the autistic brown beauty?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/sRSq9Fhttps://jiggie.fun/sRSq9F
>>579740226I ignore Dia and her shitty tits
>>579740110Big if true
>>579739497there is no other answer
>>579738775You could ask for a promotion just to participate and be demoted after
had lunch with this cute cashier at mcdonalds, she really knew how to put them away
BROOOOOOOOSDaily paid rolls DID their thing finally!!
Look at this cute uma
>>579739497Pick a rack you like, don't let others pick the rack for you. That's accepting hand-me downs
>>579740096AGEMASEN killed all the browns.El Condor Spicc is a survivor of the chestnut horse genocide
>>579739918
>The jiggle effects when going on an outing with TaikiThank you, Cygames.
>>579739896depends on your stats, your build.if you're missing distance-S and/or undercapped speed then right-handed would, obviously, help to bridge the gap between you and other aces. the reason you would entertain this idea is if your ace is very good but whiffed the inspiration but you don't want to bother to grind more.risky business has a small window where it's bad (during acceleration phase) but it'll usually help you to fight for position (which is quite important for the next CM due to moving past/pump being important inherits) or it acts as a late-race velocity which would produce more lengths than the +40/+60 speed from the passive.if your stamina is spotty or you're heavily reliant on a recovery but with sub-standard wit then you're running into an issue where you may kill yourself. the chances of risky business hitting you with the max-loss of HP is relatively low but it exists. this becomes a compounding issue if you're also running racing spirit stamina. stamina debuffers are, of course, a risk but it's out of your control.
>>579740319Oh she's big alright
>>579740637whore
Kiseki gives me the vibes of a girl that would do reacharound handjobs (would also tell you to keep your hands on the wall). Gloves on
Please enjoy this collage of images taken during a date I had with my wife, Symboli Rudolf.
Fuji isn't that big
>>579740637SAGGY
where the FUCK are you taking me, Doto?
>>579740679yeah, my whore
>>579740649teio BTFO
>>579740751Get cursed, idiot
>>579740649teio upskirt
>>579740751Fuku's favorite place
>>579740682She wouldn't
>>579740043>CBCHECK CHECK CHECK OH MY GOD CHECK>ArdanCheck, major dickpull too>RickeyCheck, but had enough self-control to not pull>Palmerditto, but it was harder, Palmer is so hot and I already had a thing for Mejiros>DoberDober loves me despite hating men. She spooked me then her sex dress alt spooked me>Currenspooked me in February just before the first sprint CM. God I love that little minx.
>>579740637We fucked
>>579740628>>579740637I used to be against saggy tits, then I got a hokkaido gf who's saggy and it makes me incredibly feral
>>579740729she will be when i'm done with her
dining with bobo
>>579740917Suzuka!!!! You wouldn't!!!!
Thanks for the genuine premium garbage
>>579740834She’s insanely cute. I am having to come to terms with the fact that I like all the dumb ones.
>>579740273would fug, not really sold on her personality yet though
>>579737643but xogger isn't even good on 2000m
>>579740526>zero (you)wtf
>>579741148retard
>>579740834Then who would?
>>579741112She is an aquired taste. I love her thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJtj4fs0-o
>>579741221retard
>>579737040I asked this yesterday and at some point uma sanpos become permanentSo I'm just starting with the umas I like
>>579741212you have to post something that can easily identify the uma with, most people don't know about the gacha text
>>579741212nobody likes Amiya
>>579741112
>>579741268I think you're a retard
Oh my god, she stole angling and scheming, this is how she won.
>>579741317Actually i play arknights too, only these two gachasAnd i think Vega is cute, but donkey is not
>>579741224
You can't spell Miracle without sex
for me it's her chuuni bestie
>dogshit star parent STILL netting me 100 club points every dayI want to swap it out but no point...especially if whoever is borrowing WANTS it I guess
I discovered a cove of treasure where people post screenshots of the mobs and sometimes art.
>>579741550This is the ideal bodytype
>>579741585sticking my hand in those shorts
>>579739963creek does get a ninja alt
>>579741616100 club points are 100 club points.I have WAY better parents by now but as you said, there's no point in swapping her if it's working
>>579741727I got banned for posting this once
>>579741449That's not good
>>579741550DyslexiaGOD
>>579741820woah ogurilay off the carrots...
>2200m race>downhill even closer to spurtwhy wasn't the xog as popular in cm15 like she will be in cm19?
newfag herehow do i delete horses from my account? this one is no good
>>579741212>gayabe
wife
>>579741585For me, it's her chuuni bestie's dumbass daughter.
Something seems off...
wahey
>>579741905It's a random point in the downhill
>>579741905Stamina was easier to getFronts were strongerASS activated during early race
>>579741727
>>579742096Nevermind it isn't
>>579741870Falco is too strong, the empress deserved this win
>>579742096wrong>>579742116oh fuck there's a sneaky downhill right at the start i didn't notice
>>579740327>low 80s Too small
>>579742073mine says "sex dungeon"
>compensated dating
>>579742693I'm a whore...
Danchud this 30tp is killing me.
>There are only 26 graded races under the JRA that Take Yutake never wonOji-san will probably only retire after getting them all
torenapyoi
My trainee told me she’s “going to rape me until I piss myself” if I keep going out with Light Hello on our days off.
>>579741987Doto wouldn't say this
Fucking finallyhttps://youtu.be/fx1tWpvpagA
>>579741987Doto would absolutely say this
>>579743472That thing has been in development hell for how fucking long now? Close to a decade?
>>579743546It was officially announced on 2020 year of the coof
palmer will never score her
>>579741446True, I have to save for whats important after all
>>579743745No way it was "only 6 years", when it felt like they announced this forever ago.
does um/a/ know where I can find the orchestr/a/ FLAC files? Much appreciated
>"brooo just clank it for the TT, it's easy!">the clanker cannot get more than 6-7 gold skills
>>579744228prolly on nyaa like everything else
>>579744320
Laisu told me that I can use her umanko as stress relief whenever I want
>>579738760
laisu so cute waving her hands
>tfw you will never go on a date with Mayait hurts
>>579744539Laisu would say this
>>579744575Seems like normal trainee behavior to me
>>57973876016 year old be like “hey thanks for making me run fast”20-30 year old white/asian man be like “she’s frothing at the gash”many such cases
>>579744228It will sound like shit because Cygames isn't a music label. Whatever mixing company they out source puts a weird upper sound level
when are we getting the new umayon episodes
>>579744320You spam pal cards with clankers
>>579744752Meanwhile older girls just after their Junior Year
>>579745063seriru's art is so sovlfvl
>>579745039whoever slopped this image does have american or esl reading comprehension so i guess the point still stands
>>579745136>literally sleeping on top of each other>b-but my point stands!!
>>579738760Did you make this just now? Impressive
>>579744705right? that retard doesn't even know she can't see you as anything more than an authority figure
just brought flower to stare at some CDs as an """outing"""
>>579745237read it again but slowly this time my learned friend
imagine being shorter than umamusume as an adult male
Falcobros...
>>579745065I tap her coochie
>>579745332trainers don’t get paid much bro you gotta make do somehow
>>579745358does it even matter when an elementary schooler uma would still rock your shit with barely any effort?
Did you know? High earning members have a higher likelihood of appearing in the club room practice stage.
My cute german wife
>>579745349Don't bother, it's an incel
>>579738760The jinx that a trainers cock and his trainee's umanko aren't compatible must be broken!
>>579736947>>579737081miletard has been posted here for months now. alebit, sporadically at thaton the other hand, it seems like there have been more laurelposters other than me ever since the turn of the year. i wasn't even running propaganda, i thought posting her every now and then would give me good karma for when i pull on her banner
>>579745237>>579745349anon meant (but won't say because acting superior is fund) is that the image should show toreina sleeping with his head in Creek's lap, and her slumping over him sleeping too, not her on top of him. technically correct but it's still cute and wholesome so I'm fine with it anyway.
>>579745243yea
we love mile and mile cms here
>>579745039
What happened to the transcend propaganda? It used to run rampant here
>>579744752>“she’s frothing at the gash”Filthy bongs get out your horse racing is a joke
>>579745620flashu such a cute
remember to record your race and Ms Victoria before they take it out
>>579745971The Cygames intern realized she wouldn't be released until 2027
>>579746013ogurin would dance like this
>>579745725Yeah I know I mostly just wanted to shit on laurel who I think looks pretty bland
>>579745982the bird is positively GAGGING for it my good fellow
>>579745971I don't know who that is, so the propaganda was not very effective, it seemeth. CB, on the other hand....
>>579745358>Kentuckian
hey!
>>579746192Fuck off, Taro
does anyone have the symboli kris s aura picture
brobaganda never diedI'm just too busy with my bro
>>579746076fair
>>579746354thank you for the encouragement!90 days until we can bring her home!
>>579746363This one?
now it is the time for granny love
>>579746476>stallion
>>579746363Here you go bro
Fuck You!
Libra Cup * status?https://poal.me/k8el3xhttps://poal.me/k8el3xhttps://poal.me/k8el3xWouldn't have won without second wind + golden PTO to make bourbon zoom forward against double oonige
>>579746628Bobo sex....congrats!
>>579746258
>>579746423
>>579737092I just searched "brick-182" in-game and found nothing...
Hello friends!!
>>579746818mental illness
news from the open leagueour lobbies sure are tiny
Lets gooo stam brooos i'm doing three staaaam
>>579746965 defending the race traitor Neck yourself
>>579746628>more than 50 posters ittdidn't expect that
""I'm relieved," Kyoko Maekawa becomes first female trainer to win a JRA graded stakes race"female trainers ... FEMALE TRAINERS ARE REAL!
>>579746936Hello dachicutie
>>579747204it's ongoing from yesterday cowbwo
>>579746530
>>579746013good tip Ogurigwo, I always do it too https://litter.catbox.moe/4cak7swr4jw5q73v.webm
>>579746873They are full, sorry bwo
Hey alright, first try is good8 stam 7 medium sparks parrent with umastans
>>579746363Okay here is the real one
>>579747228>>579746936Hello weirdo!
>>579747228
>>579747085I still don't get if you are a ragebaiter or actually mentally ill
>>579747371Nyo............
I love sucking cock desu wa
>>579746847>>579746423>my bro is a front/pacefag but I'm a latechudhow easy is it to build fronts later
>>579746936Hi babydachi!!!
>>579747348
god shut up reddit cat no one cares
>finally hit my Rudolph parent with uma stan/racing spirit stamina on both linesExcellent... Now to uhhhh... Breed in restraint I guess? Fish for better blues and pinks?
>>579747729
>>579747694there are no latechuds for dirt
>>579747443Thanks skin
>>579747804WHO!?
>>579747585she DID say this.
>>579747915no problem
>>579747912digitanbros...
>>579747694Just pull Ramonu and Duramente (same banner as wit Dia) bwoShe already has gold groundwork in her kit so you don't need wit Bourbon. And there's no must have front card after that until speed Falco that you can simply borrow
It's almost 1 AM in SEA
>>579747912oguribros...
>>579748069Reset time in this game kinda SEAphobic you cant wait for new banner, only in the morning
>>579737150I love Machan. Wishing you guys the best.
>>579748069Really makes me wonder what the swagapino sweepy poster is doing rn…
>>579747912bwo, your tenshi?
>>579748041>>579748101>>579748304I smell a turf A aptitudeNOT REAL DIRTERS
>>579747912Inaribros...
Don't really know who I'm going to run as my second parent yet but with any luck I'm going to finish parenting early and move on to longfun.
I want to protect all the uma and make them happy
>>579748304victory pizza in my mouth
>>579748372who did you use for GPs?
>>579748479Maya and Opera. This is all for seiun sky.
I think all of you should eat your vegetables
>bro is a pacechud>I'm a pacechud
do we actually have more % time with 6 tickets than 3
>>579748546Cheers, I'll go eat a Tomato right now
>>579748069
>>579738913Yeah I got it this morning and already jacked off twice. Just hope cygames doesn't ban me.
>>579737150I will apply since I finally learned how to hit 1.1M per farm run thanks to an Anon.
Why are you guys pretending like you have to choose a position specialization like this is an MMO with classes or something...
She goofed up
>>579748528can you post whole line pls
>>579748696Just put it back together
>>579748069ummm theres still 25 minutes tho
I ate the tuna lasagne
>>579748649cards get stricter in the future, and the ones that have actual viable skills for your umawife won't be the same for another uma if they run different stylestake for instance ramonu witgood stat stick for wit, but you don't have any hints on there that is useable on a front or end closer,which is why most front decks in the future have something like s.maru slotted in and kita instead of pasa
>>579738760it's something like this
>>579748559>pace B>ult requires you to stay in the top 20% of the race>gold groudwork>gold requires her to be in the top 5 when dirt is the ultimate front territory"""pace chaser"""
>doing fan runs>not doing a specialized loopa run with good supokas that give related hints/gold for your situationBRICKED
>>579748649because I want to give my umas the best chance at winning at that means pulling a few specialized cards.....Even though I could theoretically afford being a whale I dont think the game is good enough to drop a couple grand every year
imagine posting so much on /uma/ that you develop actual misconceptions of the game before you play it and then go schizo because reality did not reflect /uma/ gaslights
>>579748948can still make her work on pace but not optimal
>>579748649anon, this is an MMO?don't tell me you've been two-timing your grassu in both her CC and Healer versions?
>>579748885was it good?
>>579748896i don't care about plats that much
kino.....
>>579748885cute sloppa
My bro is a dirty front runner! How did you not know that?https://youtu.be/J1JvCEbLUEw
>>579748896You're not wrong but you used one of the worst examples you could have. Ramonu is about as generalist as we're ever going to get when it comes to wit cards (until Rudolf)Unless fronts and ends suddenly dont like mile/med straights straightaway adept etc or a generic mid race gold with no pisition requirement
>>579747008do you get to see Ms. Victoria if you win Open League A finals? Do you get plat? asking for a friend
>>579748649Everyone says about muh specialization but the gap between the specialized wit card banners are so far apart you can still pull on all of them if you're disciplined enough
Are youse actually training Fuhrer Spe for 2500 or is she a parent only
>>579749243>Ms. Victoriayessu>Platkek
>>579746192The playable umas with the most charming voices are CB and Transcend and it's not even close.
>>579749335I didn't even unlock her yet I can't be fucked
>>579749103GET THE FUCK OUT OPERA OTHE REAL OVERLORD IS HERE
>>579748696Imagine all the swears and slurs going through Doto's mind at this very moment
>>579749243Open league has Ms Victoria tooTitles go from Bronze to Gold
>>579749335nah I'd rather try and win with umas I like more
>>579749335nope, shant use nipwank fanfiction uma
>>579749243Plats are for grown ups only
>>579749335To this day in jp she's considered a good, viable option for arima
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>>579749040Why not use pace chaser Kitasan White as well while you're at it?Just stay in the top 2 of the race when everyone will bring front Rickey and Falco. Also groundwork for pace chasers is pretty much useless when there's so many fronts because you will just pace downThat lets you with only this. Only works if there's less than 5 front runners in the lobby of course
>>579749335depends. i have a parent ready, but i'm not sure if i want to run spechud herself, since i already have one latechud in my lineup
>>579749086Eh it was alright. It was my first time making it. Made too much sauce for the plates. The lasagne was a bit swimming.
Nice look
>>579749335Her unique sucks for Arima as inherit, you want to run her.
>>579750051ayabeats
>>579750127their reaction to me whipping it out and helicoptering it?
>>579749843many such cases
>>579750217It's just a 0.25, not different from getting NY Opera or Oguri as a parent, or am I missing something?
>>579750051Ugly af
>>579750245who the hell is steve jobs
>>579749449In my mind, Doto doesn't really swear a lot, she just stays there, acting like her usual self, planning and machinating ways to goof upIn this case she'd probably goof up by throwing some of the burgers, and accidentally some of the ketchup falls right at the entrance of the kitchen so the one who did those unstable burgers will slip right into the hot oil
>clear all dailies, all TT, everything>this shit dont stackREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579750051789
>>579750360yeah, that's what spechud gets, as inherit it's 0.05
THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKA THANKYOUVODKAI FORGIVE YOU
>>579750402She and the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Oh yeah I forgot about cleat shop refresh
>>579748709
>>579750381Meisho Doto is not an evil horse. Stop pushing your sick, warped headcanon onto her.
>>579750537no? the 0.05 as inherit is outside Arima Kinen
>>579750537its 0.45 and 0.25 inherit retard
helios be like yo ts firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbtirFIU8nE
>>579750692>>579750668I goofed up
>>579750554Where's super freak?
>>579748882Hence the almost my little SEApy
>>579750245Kei chan didn't fucking say that. Even if she should've.
>>579750636
>>579750625fuark is that opera a borrow? did you also run dirt on bourbon
>>579750941Take this slanderous post down NYOW
>>579751010yeah, borrow opera and a decent amount of dirt gp. Bourbon lost feb stakes and champions cup but other than that it's pretty much the complete package. Want my trainer card?
who's laghima
>this is a villain according to /uma/
>>579745349>>579745726slopper here:The interpetration i gave to the pic was for 2 reasons:1) to make it more wholesome and cute, rather than lewd breast smothering2) Since the "i want to lay my head on your lap" is the selection and not an action, so what our character is saying, it was more about his intentions, but this doesn't happen because creek was sleepy too and so she just lays on him.Also it would be terribly uncomfortable for her to sleep on top of the trainer while his head would've been on her lap + he would probably die from suffocation.I have already seen someone mentioning it before, so i want to be clear here, hope you now guys understand what i meant with that pic.
>>579749243you do yeah, i got ms.victoria twice in the open league
>>579750941what was the name of this manga again, it was really cute
>>579751519Shadow Tracen
>>579751359>slopper improves the scene and makes it bettervery basedI was on your side, too, the image was just too damn adorable, Creek is such a sweetheartmy thanks to you, Sir.
Do not open
This nude mod drama on Twitter is explodingEvery refresh is another JP account saying the global server should be unplugged/EoSd
Cute
>>579752204wow the soulless corpofellating bugmen on an online platform do be having opinions!!
>>579752204The average japanese online is, for whatever reason, VERY against piracy and otherwise breaking ToS on literally anything so it makes sense.
>>579752442The NPC trigger has been activated
Them filthy gaijin *spit*
>>579752204JP bros are retarded, its literally their fault if this has any impact on the game, their the ones making this go viral, nobody would have known about it otherwise, especially in Japan.
>>579752527no man i’m just expressing my interest, please keep refreshing x the everything app and post some screencaps of this scintillating discourse in the globalese umamusume general
FATso
>>579752616Filthy gaijin... LEWDING THE UMAS? NOOOOOBIG CORPO PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND BECOME YOUR FINANCIAL SLAVE IF YOU KILL THEM PLEASE IT MAKES ME FEEL ICKY
>>579752204Someone should record their winning Ms. VICTORIA with this
>>579752380>Casio watchShe so perfect, bwos
>>579752818All those calories right into the tits
>pokke event not an agemasen but literally dies in 2nd chainThis is your specialized card backlinerchuds...?
>>579752204This wouldn't have happened if gooners weren't so overtly public about using nude mods.People would've been better off not knowing.
>>579752849Really makes you think why there were so many willing people ready to die for the empireWhat a society
>>579752937wtf she's just like me...
oh so this is the new localization threadshitter, he latched on something else
whats this nude mode i keep hearing about
>>5797532852 cuties
It doesn't matter anymore
>>579753436there’s a mod that undresses the umamusume (nipponese for horse girl)hope this helps
time to job (seeds are horrible rn)
she won
Why would you even want a nude mod? The in game models have like zero curves compared to the art
>>579753565My seed inside Paama
Don't tell the jpbros about this...
>>579753653Because I can do it
>>579752380I did the one where she ate noodles. I thought that one was cute too
>>579752937I haven't used a watch since I had a Siemens A52 mobile.
>>579753665pics?
wtf is dis bitch doing
>>579752937she's a terrorist
wei?
>nude mod in UmaWhy? Like... Maybe I just don't understand the appeal.
>>579748649Because multiple must-pull cards are going to come out across different style focuses and if you try the jack of all trades route you are going to get fucked because this game's meta is about breeding winners, not half-assing it.
I masturbated on company time
>>579754009Can that be considered a happy hour?
mmmmmmmmmmm>>579753942samegooners are weird
>>579754009our working class HERO.
>pov when I'm about to get devoured by demons
>>579754009I did that once too, I thought I was edgy until I found out most of my office fucked on company time since it was night shift.
>>579754009Everyone can smell it
>>579752442All you had to do was not break the rules.Alas, you're a nigger so you can't do that.
>>579754009I only do that when I’m working from home tbqhwyl
>>579754009she's gonna smell that on you when you get back
>>579753942People will nudes mod anything and everything, don't ask questions.
>>579753926
>>579753942There's a rule where if there's female 3d models in a game then there will be nude mod exists for it like rule34
>>579754248And here they are
>Spooked by OG Teio after all this timeShe's hot, huh
>>579754190>the demon in question
>>579752204[Zero examples posted]
>>579754190Ugly whores
>>579754009that's what I call CUMpany time
>>579754351>why masturbate when you have ME?There are few sexier things a woman can say
>>579754479PLAPPEDwhat is this uma's name I don't even know her I'm very global-only
>>579754573Rudolf....
>>579754009surely you are remote working right
>>579754783thats win variation
>>579754783Win variation. Or shion. Or bari. whichever you prefer.
>album version of Ms Victoria features only JRA Horses of the Year recipientsThat's neat
I dont know what this says about me, but there's just something about dark brown hair that's better than all other hair colors
>>579754523
Be sure to download the mod before the yakuza kill the last bastion of modding!
what did she mean by this
>>579755295She's a voyeur?
>>579755269absolute brown behaviour
I'm finally back in civilization after camping out with friends. What's new?
Her when it takes me longer than 5 minutes to reply.
>>579754523And one more since im sure you were already about to complain about translationTheres tons of these, all with thousands of likes
>>579755428Bend over
Gold City feet in my mouth
why are japs such servatile cucks?
My feet in Tosen Jordan's mouth
>>579755295She wants to watch the Uokka/Daisca/Torena threesome? Duh?
can’t believe the groklings on the outrage machine have found another thing to be outraged about wtffff thanks for sharing !
>>579755428>chiyoanon is full of genetically engineered ticks bitesno...
>>579754462The point here shouldn't be about "defending Cygames".Considering how this company made the girls, i'm pretty sure they wouldn't have any problems into showing nudity for their characters (like i don't know if this happens to Granblue Fantasy too) when made by other people with mods.The problem here is how Umamusume works, so you wouldn't just hurt "Cygames", you would hurt the horses' IRL owners too. And that wouldn't be really a problem if this wouldn't give troubles to Cygames for new characters and some issues with those already released.So it would end up fucking us, the customers, rather than the company itself.
>>579755616If non-nipponese do, it be badIf nipponese do, it be goodCygames is nipponese, so it must be protected from those dangerous, disgusting gaijin gooners or the horse owners would stop the contract that gives them millions in free money and advertising and that would make the game basically the same because it's too late to retract but anyhow nothing will happen but it would be bad because uuuuh Cygames said so and nipponese be good
>>579753061>Gives you gold in 2nd chain so you have more time for other chains to finishWhat seems to be the problem?
>>579755269Extremely based.
>>579755784sugoi
So uhWhy did cygames do nothing about PETA showing silence suzuka blowing her fucking head off?
Don't check Umatter bros, it's bad...
its teiover eos soon
>>579756239What are they going to do, sue PETA over 1 image?
I'm gonna be all over teio soon
if the potato famine was real explain this
>using twitter for MORE drama instead of art
>>579756431Yes? They're attempting to sue someone over some mod a grand total of 600 people used vs peta broadcasting silence suzuka gore that was viewed by 6.8 MILLION people
Any juicy drama tonight?
>localizer retard tourists finally go away>new drama(tm) drops on twitter (it means nothing and nothing will happen)>we get twitter tourists againFUCK
>>579755256Wording that as a call to eos global is dishonest, this guy is worried that uma porn will cause a rift in cygames' ability to acquire rights to new horses.>>579755490I don't blame this guy's mindset. that's closer to what I was looking for
My umatter feed only has umages of my umawife
>>579752204It's partially your algo being tuned to Japanese posts. I get plenty of uma/irl horse content on my feed but not much Japanese discussion.
post tits
Does JP uma even outpace global server sales now that the dust has settled?
>>579756601>umatter tachyon
>>579756646
>>579756739Twitter Tachyon
>>579756725Dont think so but thats also because the yen is in the shitter right now
>>579756554A takedown request is not a lawsuit, retard
>>579755784Reminds me of when all the shitty sloptubers thought that was going to be their side hustle.
>>579756646love me, love you, loading, chu~
Zeppers...your yamanins...
>>579755269>AIslop pfp>Using my wife to shitpostkill all browns
>>579756646Sure.
do not call her Zeppers
>>579756943You should consider having better taste tbdesu
>tachy bricked my run because of her no fan bonusthat's enough uma for today jesus horrible seeds today
>>579756567it's all the same people stupid doto
>>579756739>pixiquine cafe
>>579756646k boss
>>579756943Don't get triggered, snowflake. He's one of the good ones and you need all the allies you can get in the culture war.
>>579756943That brown is hosting the only mod website not absolutely cracked down by leftist censorship Think before you post
>>579755269I find funny that such a nothingburger mod is causing such a ruckus on xitter
>>579736684I am ready for CM (and my Creek mommygfwife)
>>579755616Unironically a video you should watch to understand the culture around doujin https://youtu.be/u8d4x9zitd0
>>579756943>zerotwo>wifeHoly shittaste
Can someone post some FAT ai uma titties
Browns really came out in force huh, isn't it 1am for them?
>another /v/ raidget a hobby
>>579757140>>579756913My paizuri slaves.
>>579757115>He's one of the good onesHe's a retarded brown like you and is going to get his site shut down because of his 80IQ.
>>579757336Sexy Wife Groove....
>>579757253Fat Ai uma titties
>>579757358
>>579757253nyo
>>579757358>trying to do the /pol/ thing while attacking the only /pol/ friendly mod site on the web
>>579752204My penis is going to explode inside of Tazuna.Then Light Hello
There is nothing in Zephyr tits but windDon't get fooled
Nude mods are retarded and disgusting
>>579757253
>>579757448I'll take Lila and gladly throw the other slut to the wayside thanks
>whitey can't protect his gooner mods from superior Japanese lawsuit folded over 1000 times and needs help from the brown larpersWhat has this world come to?
>>579757358Is this nu/pol/ now
>>579755616>why aren't Japanese retarded monkeys like me?
>>579757484stop that!
>>579757484silly
don't use nude mod on my oshi
>>579757539He should transfer ownership of the website to someone white then like Elon
>>579757525HISHIAMA SEXOOO
I too am in this episode
>>579745330>reminding a girl of her dadUhhh...
>>579757649me on the right
poor Machan
>>579757139The while modding landscape is so shit, it's a bitter blackpill.
>>579757694Okay man now youre just larping
>>579757656I hope the lost mambro joins back. ..
>>579757742FALCO WE NEED TO CURE THIS PATIENT.
>>579757253love aichan and her uma titties
>>579757694jej
>>579755616It will never sit to me that you being a little different and attracting a little more attention than normal gets you socially killed. You have to be a sardine like the lots of em
>>579757780>he doesn't know
>>579756943the mod had less than a hundred downloads before the drama and only 1 commentNow it's at 1600 downloads and 29 comments thanks to free Cygames advertising.Libtards lostTroonslators lostkys
>>579757693I am using the nude mod.On YOU!
>>579757358Everyone has a little brown inside of them
Did someone on /v/ link this general again?
>>579757358no its 2am here now
>>579757846delete this now!!!!
>>579757956Theres a state of play today/v/ doesnt give a shit about old ass uma
>>579757956/vm/ is perfectly normal so it's just this general being retarded as usual
>>579757896What don't I know? I was>implyingthat any girl who says that to a guy means she's attracted to said guy
>>579755987This but with Rudolf and Sirius
>>579757916Can someone catbox the mod file? I don't want to make an account on this retard's website
>>579758007Yeah but they kind showed off a whole bunch of nothing so maybe there's enough bored anons who felt like being stupid here instead
>>579755784oh this pro isnt actually good id do much much better coaching the noob cause i have shit cards too
>>579758082>HE KNOWS D:
>>579758090no one here has that mod installed, anon
>>579757916Imagine if this is the thing that cygames detects and then banwaves kek
oh no no no they do not know of the loverslab stash...
>>579757965hope the manila evening is treating u well seapyGOD
Professional coomer here The mod sucks assYeah like defend muh rights jpcucks woo /pol/ or whatever but that mod is ass, its just a super genetic nude mod you woulda found 15 years ago, no good jiggle, ps3 tier bodies, its just weak
My dick hurts from jerking off.
>>579757927no
So does this mean literally nothing?
>>579757956I've been in this general and an uma club since I started playing global (in early July) and playing with you guys all the time. I just blend in really well. I started the localization kerfuffle with the PowerPoint slides a while back, too.
>>579757846CEASE AND DESIST RIGHT NOWAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GLOBAL COMPANY SAMA HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579758146Oh phew, I thought I was missing something.
>>579758413sex wonder
>>579758396is that the birb some anons here have a crush on?
>>579758413grass sex
>>579758413This is an American.
>>579758182There was actually a much better nude mod back in the day that made umas naked but kept some of their accessories and clothing on so you'd have taiki naked but in her boots or Tach wearing nothing under her labcoat.It was way hotter and some anon used to post races with it here
>>579758146
>>579758516The very same. Obviously he won this CM, and I never faced him in the previous rounds, so I'm not sure what could possibly be the meaning of the lobby.
>>579758345im 1.5 degrees north of the equator and no the evening is not treating me well im sweating my ass off in front of my fan at fucking 2am my ass is fucking damp im gonna go sleep in the aircon room now
>major uma musume drama with cygames themselves stepping in and the biggest voices in the umaJP scene also joining in>NOOO ITS FAKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING CYGAMES ISNT REAL
>>579758396Whales can use it to compare their rankings. While like 98% percent of the playerbase don't even know/remember that exists.
>>579758391too lateI am seeing your umanko in 4k HD
>>579758580Yeah that sounds way hotter, got any pics saved?
Real AMERICAN(tm) Umas
>>579758580Sounds far superior to whatever slopmod is causing all this drama
>>579758396the other people in your lobby might have beaten him in one of the rounds
>>579758604Nobody cares about JP cucks though. Global is the main focus for Cygames which is why we are getting QoL early.
>>579758545Can I request an extension
>>579758604>major uma musume dramaThis is not major at all lmoa>cygames themselves stepping inOh no they filled out a standard takedown form>and the biggest voices in the umaJP scene also joining inLiterally who?
>>579758787What kind of extension?
Why is my danchou last on the fan gains board?
Oh no A bunch of people who don't play / barely play Umamusume! Pretty Derby! Are having a shitfling on TwitterAnyway
>>579741212>First VegaHoly
>>579758892mambro...
*gets on knees and cryes*no.......... don't say that.....
>>579741212>>579758940You have to run her in next CM as per tradition
I kinda noticed this website has developed a younger brother syndrome with twitterIts not the same as reddit, always feels a bit more insecure
>>579758892mambwo...
>>579758871I just want to look into her beautifully striking eyes a bit longer....
;_;
>>579759069Im thinking about itI just have Symboli she cant give her gold skill
>>579758992Light Hello praising my penis and how nicely it fits in her hand...
>>579759084She might be okay with that
>>579758718Uhmmmmmm why are there so many americans in my japanese horse racing game? Wtf? Cyge?????
>>579759073Getting some low iq retard with no attention span to read your reddit shitpost is much harder than with a proper Twitter screencap. The latter has done immeasurable damage to this site.
>>579758992
dozo
Plaping every Ayabe poster below this post
>>579758940See your later class 5 bros...
>>579759449I'm going to get my soul sucked out of me in 5 minutes by sex groove and enjoy every moment
>>579759535But there's only 1 (one) ayabe poster.
>>579758679I don't have any pics, this was during URA if somebody cares enough to look at the archives.The guy that made the nude mod does actually have something similar but it's just for these 2
>>579759345
>>579759412>>579759073The real reason is more obvious, 4chan -is- the little brother now, twitter became more 4chan than 4chanTwitter can post porn, can post way more based conservative shit than here, and your posts reach way more normies and actually make a difference
>>579759657AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GRANNY CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>579759612V??
>>579758371Yeah, but then why would someone who knows what they're doing and is willing to put in the effort to make something good quality do that if it would just end up with their neck knelt on by a billion dollar company while every single person on the planet applauds it because of muh horse owners hurt feelings?
>>579759745the "spicy" opinions on twitter are still hand me downs from this placethis place has shaped the western internet landscape for 2 decades and it will continue to do so.
bruh moment
Machans butt on my face
>>579759893I've seen enough, I'm taking her to Scorpio CM
>>579738058>Not alternating between front and paceretard
>>579759745only an >account based in indonesia would unironically believe thisstay on twitter
>>579758371I don't give a fuck about the modBut since Cyjews is a woke company, I want them to burn. Not like I'll do anything other than shitpost here anyways
>>579759939you too?
Having sex with Flash while Falco cries herself to sleep
>>579736832
Idk what to eat for lunch send help
>>579760073A common occurrence
>>579756725They have like 2.5 times more players than us with multiple different types of things they can spend money onWhat do you think?
>>579760120burgers
>>579760052feels great
>>579760120ramen
>>579751118do you have the opera gp
>>579756725they pay 40$ a month in passes
sleepy umadol
>>579760048They're removing the revenue from SEA larp accounts at the end of Sept so this cope won't work soon btw
>>579760316Yeah, here's his id345097634334
>>579760120A bottle of strawberry butter milk
>>579760349and so will I once they release them in globalmaybe we get them early
>>579760237Hmm, maybe. I have a craving for something with tomatoes, so I was kind of thinking pasta or pizza, but those didn't feel right. Burger with ketchup sounds closer, though.>>579760289Hmm, not feeling that either.>>579760420Where would you even buy that?
I think that Earth is flatUmas for me?
who does pama love more?helios or her torena
>>579760153Flash making me cum inside of her and promising it's a safe day.. (it's not)
>>579760551Gold Ship
>>57976034940$? wtf...how many are there?
>>579760543I can buy butter milk in the grocery stores. I drink half a bottle for breakfast
>>579760634She'd never lie to you like that.....
>>579760698Yeah I know about buttermilk but not any flavored ones purely for drinking. Just regular flavored milk like whole or 2%
I've never been bricked this hard before. This is so bizarre... Premature gule, I guess
>>579760412>already followedHuh... I don't even build fronts that much
>>579760412thanks cutie, what deck are you going to use for seiun?
>Change Haru Urara for Inari One>Change Tokai Teio for Tamamo Cross>Find Bamboo Memory or Nishino for sprint intead of Air GrooveYeah i'm thinking soul is soon
>>579760825Might be central europe thing
>>579760364Taking a picture of falco sleeping and teasing her about it until she actually gets mad and grabs my phone before crushing it into dust
So... like.. she DIED again! Such a deep character...
>>579760918Interesting. Yeah in burger land I haven't really heard of drinking buttermilk on its own. It's pretty much always just an ingredient in a recipe.
/Uma/ is funny since whenever there's a big splash of /pol/shit the thread suddenly attempts to become SUPER on-topic and well behaved to drown it out so it briefly looks like /vm/ for an hour or three
>>579760691spark reroll passblue/pink select passumask pass (it's the monthly)paid battlepassumaplan (bonus reroll, paypig parents, increased borrows)
>>579761063Jokes on her, I already uploaded it to the internet.
Can we get an El Condor tatas bake? Ok thanks
>>579760880tfw the poltergeist keeps rearranging the furniture
>>579760730It's not lying.. she told me it was a safe day when it started, but the clock just happened to tick over to midnight by the time I ejaculated..
>>579761219I like it when that happens. I don't wanna hear about umama or v or lemon or how mambo is falling apart or whatever for the 1928382929th time
>>579761370it's el condor tetas you gringo..............
>>579761498How about we don't have either of those?
>>579761498you don't want to hear about our divas? how rude
No culture war next thread, thanks.
>>579761430>fehg shui... owari da...
>>579761063This triggered my somno fetish a little
CM19 First impressions:-XOgu is unbeatable (any version)-HDoto sometimes beats Oguri-So many Late Surgers, messes up their Accel-Need final straight burst
>>579761865Are Helios and Palmer the kind Gyarus?
>>579761498Who the fuck is lemonWhy do you guys make up a new person EVERY WEEK
>no borrowsloopa time
>>579760873Undecided. Maru and Teio wit are probably going to be mandatory. I'm gonna probably do 2-1-2 or 3-1-1 or even 3-2 with two gold heal having speed cards. Borrow considerations are between Creek, Palmer, or Mayano speed probably, difficult to say without seeing how my parent sparks influence seiun's numbers. A lot to consider, maybe even a Riko borrow.
>>579762194Rudolf alt Status?Yepers status?Villain status?
Kinda fucked up how not being able to take a support card of a trainee can brick them. Like Tachyon is basically in limbo until her alt that comes with Unstoppable.
>>579762365he's the guy who hosted the last /uma/ partygoogle lemon party to learn more
>>579762424I dont think you can check Yeppers status without Oguri wit bwo
>>579762194Is Hdoto actually good?I mean her gold skills are nice but doesnt she have a terrible ult?
>>579762440every tachyredditor doesn't play the game anyway so they don't notice it
>>579762481That' no longer work stupid boomer.
>>579761498V got too uppity and now does not post because of all the Ls
>shake shack opened a few months ago very close to me>haven't been to one in years>check pricesOh yeah, that's why... But a shake does sound pretty good...
who is the vidya butt of /uma/¿
>>579762228always have been, esp pam
>>579762440why would my xoguri parent need to learn unstoppable
>>579738913I think this wonderful person says it best. Imagine if we lose the gold family or aston machan because of these mods. That’d be horrible.
>>579762641>tfw chicken Schwarma near me is NINETEEN DOLLARSI feel like food trucks are useless now, theyre literally more than a resturant, why go to one?
>>579762663Pam got the best mejiro tummy
>unfollowed 30+ ggparents i followed during the looping madnessFresh air
>IMG_7573>Twitter screenshotquality post anon
>>579758371I learned a while back that girls can be more sexy while fully clothed, not even a little unchaste, than if they were totally butt naked.Pic related
>>579762609if you were a V-ologist you would know he posted 8 times this thread
>>579762748>lose the gold familyThat'd be fucking great. But if you think they might lose characters because of this, you're incredibly retarded
>>579760384Based if true, hopefully a month of salt farming on that front.
>>579759634
>>579762440yea it would be a shame if they released a reddit tachyon alt which only works on nakayama and for her to be viable in exactly 0 nakayama cms
>>579761219you're welcome
>>579762898Can you point em out, I only specialize in Wumbo
>>579762883Arisu cuter
>>579762930>if you think they might lose characters because of this, you're incredibly retardedNo, this is an actual risk.As far as we know, we are lucky to have only lost horses in the planning phase thus far.
bread?
>>579762865The looping madness didn't end now use those carat refreshes....T. Not danchou
>>579763047Me half the time I try to generate giant sloppa tittiesI keep trying to promp to go BIGGER, BIGGER, HUGE, GIGANTIC, AS BIG AS THEIR BODY but when I prompt that big it suddenly starts distorting the face
I'm gonna drink a bottle of mineral water now
no bread.
>>579763086Wumbo?
>>579761267I would pay for all of these...
>>579763241The other Mambo club
XOG ate all bread...
Final Thoughts?
>>579763480next thread will be better
We don't need to post anymore. Everything that needed to be said has been said. We can rest now. It's over.
>>579762898Had a funny idea but I'm not clever enough to come up with something for the other guys
>>579763136If Umamusume didn't lose anything in the Seiun Sky gore incident, it's not a mod nobody cares about that will change anything
You dont need descent bros on pace chasers You need white version of this skill on parents (0.1 difference)And you nit Oguri wit as borrow
give me 1, and i mean ONE image for the next breadif another bread is made i'll keep them safe
I drank the bottle of water. It was good
>>579763661
>>579738913Perfectly fine.Cygsme shouldn't make umas like Flash, Zephyr, Creek or Fuji if they didn't want to provoke sexual feelings in people.
>>579763558But I have lots of things to say about our upcoming Xog-dominated CM!
>>579763807>>579763807>>579763807
>>579763480I need Saint Lite to be my mommy
JPbros already made uma smut, they just kept it from the absolute most normie retard lanes. So the whole grabbing pearls over some insignificant mod feels really forced.
>>579738913I understand if they want control over what Cygames does officially, that makes perfect sense to me and I have no issue with that. I think it's way overstepping the boundaries to attempt to control the entire internet and what third parties want to create in their own time, and I think it's absolutely pathetic that so many people bootlick it because they're so afraid of "b-b-but the horse owners might pull out!" boogeyman. If they want to pull out let them, the whole world can see what an absolute bitch x or y owner is for burning a million dollar opportunity because some random person drew a naughty picture of an anime girl who shares a horse's name.
>>579763639You need a solo front then
