Previous: >>579763807>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/2200Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
ryan LOVE
Last call for the Officers' Cup! We will be starting the race in about 2 hours!The race rules are as follows:Hopeless StakesTurf - Medium - Right - Nakayama 2000mWinter - Firm - Mood: NormalRace ID: 74674118Both club officers can participate! If your club has only one officer, that's okay too!>XOGS AND DEDICATED DEBUFFERS ARE FORBIDDEN...because that's no fun!Join the following room with ONE Uma, and ONLY do so if you are an officer! If you're not an officer, or if you join with more than one Uma, you will be blacklisted and shitposted FOREVER. Don't do a random act of kinda evil!
soup status?
I'm good now sorry
Digitan LOVE
Ugh, men and their stink, and their hair, and their muscles, and their penises... Ugh...Men...
>>579786778
Remember to do everything in moderation, even kindness.
>>579786747That's a man
>>579786980>banana soupthat's...interesting
>>579786978>Gold Shit and XOgurideserved
>>579786980>banana soup>corn chowder>???
>>579786684>ugly anniversary outfit >ugly boyuma
Dober wouldn’t do or say any of that.
URARA WHYWHY IS SHE DOING THIS
>>579785596This with Smart Falcon
>>579787356She saw a gook
>>579787356Koreans are yucky
>>579764048>I she done for this CM or should I wait for a mile CM to use her? I'm going triple late if no.
>>579787356>supporting korean feminism Glue factory
Why are you doing this to me? What did I do wrong?
>>579786684I just realized I don't own a single version of Dober.
Lord... forgive me for what I'm about to do...
>>579787125out of 10!
>>579787671No
>>579787356
>>579787869Samson cute....
>>579787836Marked by a pro... She's a dangerous mare
>>579787996
I can only think of this Samson whenever I see her
>>579787721Eat ramen, right?
>>579788069>Pokemon DEI
>>579788178shut up chud
>>579788178that game is ten years old faggot
>>579788114The best ramen of my life right there.
>>579788334>forgetting that wokeness was a thing between 2014 and 2016
I think pokke is cute, actually
>>579788389>But she weapped her arms around me with even greater forceraped...
fokke the pokke
>>579788472Fuck off, Fuji
>>579788389>grazie, ti amoI don't know latin languages but this looks like a love confession and that makes her instantly a for (You) uma and I want her
>>579788459Wokeness has been a thing since the 1920s/1930s actually. It ramped up in the 70s and then finally became a mainstay in the mid 2010s because of BLM.On a more interesting note, do you guys think that Torena-san comes into the trophy room and thinks about which shoes to sniff daily?
>>579788680It just means "thank you, I love you!" so yes. it is.
Fuji Kiseki
>>579788389dude is genuinely terrified of her
I'm gonna looop
>>579788680its italianits also "Thank you. I love you!"
>>579788706What about the kinda evil
Is it true that getting S+ or above score on your uma increases the chances of getting whites?
>>579788827We don't talk about kinda evil
>>579788813
>>579788718>sniffing the shoes of the feminazi
I ragequit a run at the second inspiration when I didn’t get aptitudes forgive me danchou
>>579788813I see the 3 bars.
>>579788924No, getting SS and above increases the chances of the whites you do get to be 2* or more
>>579788924I believe it's SS-rank or higherI don't know how much of an increased chance it is, though
>>579788924noSS or above increases the chances of getting more stars on your whites, the only way to impact chance of whites is to have the white in your parent/gp or to acquire the gold skill / double circle the skill if possible.
*ahem*
>>579789074ew
>>579789064ROUND
>>579788950I've seen Yami Turbo
>>579789074Stop posting men
>>579789064fuck you smart falcon
>>579788968Who, Dober? I'd sniff hers all day long if I could.
>3D whore
>>579789185I want to suffocate between her thighs
>>579788389that man is dead
>spent 30 performance points to get 3 late surger hints>only get 1 late surger hint because the skill was 1 hint away from max
How do I make my trainee do naked dogeza?
>>579789185>>579789239
>>579789320Hag sexo
>>579789151No you did not
>>579789348Don't worry, yours are next.
>>579789348Thighs are the most important part of a woman to me
>>579789426>ugly whore No
I can be your Finemoaner
findfemboys data breach
>>579789560What's going on here....
when is the fag going to update umaflagger nothing I typed is showing as bad but it won't go through in chat
I fucking hate all of you
So. CM's over.What do we do now?
I hate fucking all of you
>>579789758loop
>>579789638pre-race check
>>579789589YWNBAU
>>579789560who
>>579789697I thought we were friends
>>579789758prepare for the next 2 cm like always
>>579789607Mutekibro...
>>579789791>>579789638>>579789560
>>579789659lol lmao
I love my genius wife!
>>579789836Her name is right there anon
>>579789832Blame feminism
>>579789808I look like this though, and I play on my Switch in bed.
>>579788389>getting a hug from my traineeman...
>>579789758
ExcelUma (29/30) is looking for a new member to join our journey through Grand Live.>interested in competing for CM>5M fans/month and up to 10 days high-flatlining>into oshigaming Club ID588536995I fixed the invitation thing, too many umabots in the club mailbox
>>579789939>black hand>bestiality Neck yourself
>>579789952>reddit jeet>code written with ai because zoomers can't be botheredI hate these fags so much
>>579790019>>579790156>insecure isaac
>>579789857ONE f*ggot (faggot) used my screenshot of muteko for his gay porn post and this is what happens. It's fucked up.
>>579789697Hey I'm the one that usually makes this post!
>>579790140>into oshigaming
>>579787721
>>579789697
>>579789659what'd you type
>>579789959>prostitute
>>579790215that's based thoughmy impression of you guys (singular) has improved
>>579790215Sorry but not even THE Teiobro stooped so lowAt least people will remember your wive's name for the wrong reasons for a couple of days
I assked Grok if a game would run on my laptop, he told me yes, I downloaded it and it doesn't run on my laptop
>>579790158And yet you still rely on them. Curious, isn't it?
>>579790215It'll happen to everyone's oshi eventually.
Messy breakup with my clingy trainee/gf Shichi!
>catbox uploads are down againAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>579790387Of course notThe game doesn't run, the umas do
>>579790294
>>579790465
>>579790465>break upnot allowed
>>579788680The italian "ti amo" is even more for (you) than the English "I love you". You can say "love you" to your mom, while "ti amo" is specifically for your romantic partner.Smartfalconpointingup.png
>>579790553Trainers have rights
>>579790567Ok I like Sexs of Earth now
>>579790567every language has thisit's just english that's gay
>>579790661
>>579790140Where's the excel files
>>579790661>Trainers have rishut the fuck up and get milked
>>579790534More crazy umas please
>>579788389huh!?
>>579790661No they don't
>>579790567You can say "grazie, ti amo" to your mom, or to your bros. There aren't "lover only" words in latin and latin derivative languages, it all depends on context.
>>579789832all the good work and hobbies are male dominatedknew the advice but didn't realize at the time how completely over it is if you don't find a partner in high school or at worst university
>>579788389She's italian?
>>579790661Yeah they have the right to get raped.
TIL tequila isn't total dogshit if you have strawberry liqueur with it
is mummy still a good parent?
>>579790842She needs to be deported back to France
>>579790756Gosh, I wish I were that Curren's female trainer.
DRINK THE JUICE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
>>579790970No one bounces like this
>t. ammo
Well I somehow forgot to check in on my CM finals but I got my second Libra plat rewards in the mail
>>579791046bricked
T amamo
>>579790897
>>579790480Prez...
>>579791019
Only 1 hour remaining until the Officers' Cup!Be there or be square!
>>579790823
>>579791205what is the code
>>579791205what the hell kind of settings are you using to make it that smoothunless it's ai upscaled with samsung thingy
>fronts have skills to loop since always>late surger now also have great skills skills to loop>end closers only needs daring strike and spurt>pace chuds have nothing and the little they got are shared with late surgers
>>579790247best part of open is freely choosing your fav umas, like anime mcqueen>>579790747s-soon...
fucked to death by mob umamusumes
>>579790497this conniving vixen
>>579790305I'd rather die than doxx myself, I know exactly if I post here what I type in chat my name will be posted here by one of those faggots in less than 5 minutes
>>579791368sounds like youre in a pretty shitty club tbdesu
>>579791368umama...v...
nishino ti amo
>>579791368uma&co bwo.... it cant be worse than the gay erp...
>>579791205Threw a TT uma to help fill but sadly I'm a paceJOBBER in a anti-pace track, but lets have fun regardless
>>579790497What are the international concequences of beating Fine Motion to death for trying to rope me into marriage against my will?
>>579790140>>579790747>>579791307E-Excel??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMRPI93H-a4
>>579791436
>>579791368You can't say "faggot" and probably not "die" either. Hope this helps anon.
You now remember when jp veterans told you open league was even more difficult than graded before the og cm1 Taurus cup
>>57979127174674118>>579791280It is exactly that samsung thing, I'll turn it off next time
>>579791368retard
>>579791297bwo your head-on? gwo your pace chaser corners? hwo your pace chaser straightaways? nwo your shrewd step? qwo your prepared to pass? wwo your on the attack?
I won't be raped by my trainee... Again...
>>579791248>Super Cuck >having a husband
>>579791297>complaining about having to do 0 work
>>579791497Total war with Ireland.
>>579791585you get all that by playing Teio with the Tachyon card
>>579791678DEIOSDEBUDA
>>579790305i think i need more of these..
>>579791678But then you have to play Teio
>>579791808she has all the pace chud skills you want why wouldn't you play Teio
>>579791530I have to finish watching that...
I'm bored
>>579790978cute cute cute cUTE CUUUUUUTE
>>579791678literally no one plays teio thoeven her card is better than her
>>579791883i'm hungry
>>579791808>>579791678ok but seriously how do i run Teio if all she has in her kit is 9001 fucking late movement skills?>anime teiothats my only option?
>>579791883Do something
>>579791808>borrow uma stan descent parent>borrow wit oguri.pngTime to fight the xoggers
>>579791585>>579791659WHERE'S OUR FULL THROTTLE WHERE'S OUR PUMPED WHERE'S OUR PEDAL WHERE'S OUR DD&PP&WIT COMBO WHERE'S OUR LEAP WHERE'S OUR MAD DASH WHERE'S OUR ALL MY SOUL WHERE'S OUR HECKING SPURT&SECOND WIND WHY ARE OUR DEBUFFS ONLY AFFECTS FREAKING FOV AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
zeppers
>>579791878AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE AIR GROOVE TASUKETE
>>579792000>>579791000>two of the worst umas get trips
>>579791974idk whathave a *very* slight headache tooprobably from losing my mind earlieror caffeine withdrawal
>>579791974>zoomer squad
>>579792053my trips? inside teio
>>579792053Season 2 is the best confirmed
>>579792058take drugs
>>579791948both Teio also have Prepared to Pass, Nimble Navigator, and Head-On, so long as you win the triple crown and get that event of hers you get early. Blue Teio is also a 20% spd growth uma so that's nice too, both Blue and Red Teio got their uniques fixed so they proc now so you can run whichever, Blue for shorter tracks and Red for longer tracks.
Tosen Jordan has OYL in her kit??? Why is nobody ever training this uma?
>>579792053don't say that about mcqueen
>>579791923She gave me plat and she will do it again
>>579792156if only
>>579792041Why do they let cows onto he race track?
>>579792000your On the Attack? your Aspire? your My True Strength?
>>579792189All she does is eat cake and cry.
>>579792286>jobber
>>579792053S2 is a bit gay ngl
I look like thisI want to go out like this
nyooo... i want stamina..
>>579792374wheres the second mackuin
>>579792286>yanko without glassesPUT THEM BACKKKKKKK
Lane movement skills shouldn't trigger randomlyit would be the simplest thing in the world if it would trigger as soon as an uma is within 1L in front of you coupled with early/mid/late race conditions
>>579792189
>>579792446had the same problem earlier
>>579792058Go to sleep if you have headache then or watch some videos. You could draw a funny picture or something fun.>>579792089
are you a B+ club anon looking to get more gibs while still having a fun time?/uma/chan is willing to poach you! A+ Club, looking for 6 motivated anons. Optional Mahjong included with membership. Apply today!
>>579792543Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>579792485
>>579792585Wtf is this villain club??? Get lost
>>579792497Do you not like her homophobia?
>>579792321she wins some races too, it's not all cakes and tears
I'm going to take my kid to work
>>579792498I'm happy with my Shrewd step Nimble nav
Maxxed, now I wait for the rest of her family to join global.
>>579792689SEA woke up I see
>>579788589
>>579792662>under the glove hand holdingsex sex sex
>>579791883I need a pocket burger dimension
