Mwah EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch/Slay the Spire 2 Bundle for 10% offhttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2090114365781372932>Fanart Friday'shttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2088388995080138827>Dispatch Physical Release Pre-Orderhttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2092284678753358147https://adhocstudio.com/news/dispatch-physical-release>Dispatch: The Album (3xLP) Pre-Orderhttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2093066515671036161https://lostincult.co.uk/dispatch>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>579032870
Flambert <3333
Phenomamech <3333
My life for Mandy
Golem is a pretty cool guy if you ask me. I just learned of someone making a Zorro horror film now that it's public domain, fucking Hollywod.
>>579805675Yeah, he chill. Why can't these hacks do anything good once properties finally reach the public domain? Why does it always have to be horror schlock?
>>579806089because hollywood is full of jews and retarded leftists news at 11
Watermech <3333
>>579805675>>579806089>>579806432aren't you glad disptach isn't a live action after all?
>>579806659Every single day. I am grateful for it.
How many pushups can you do in a row /sdn/?
>>57980708010
>>579807231pffft
>>579807474Oh yeah? Well how many can you do?
>>57980775345
>>579808693Good for you. God, I need to work out.
Mechamandy <3333
>>579805675
I hope Golem formally adopted that kaiju. More importantly, I hope he named it Nessie.
I love my Hermy <3
how do I get a blonde blazer gf
>>579813541Be a hero.
>>579814917how do I get a blonde blazer gf that preferably does not see me getting hurt or destroying my million dollar mech suit
>>579815724That's the thing. You need to do the rest. She does have a saviour complex after all.
Blondeman 3>>>
>>579816738ManbertRobdy
>>579820518Call me crazy but I don't think Sonar gets that kind of reaction from the ladies
Mandy is a pillow princess
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>579823232 Reportin in and Alam riding a bus without the ticked O:
>>579823592morning malevolanthope the bus driver didn't notice
>>579807474Every starts somewhere Visi.
>>579823232g'night
>>579823232also nighty night BBFriend
>>579823232I love you too.
Invisimech <3333
are we really that weird?
>>579823880made it home safely o:
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>579833696Kind of.
>>579836684based
>>579833696He's just really impressed we're still here
One thread lasts for about a week. 14 threads until #100. So almost 100 days left. About until Christmas. If we picked up the pace and the threads would go by faster, we could make it in time for the release anniversary, which would be kino, but would require more posters, and that's not happening.
>>579842963Or if we get news that would move the threads along faster
>>579842963A dispatch gacha would surely attract more players
>>579832980chunibblenibble-chu?
>>579832980Please stop trying to eat Robert's face
>>57984296370. Average thread lasts 5 to 6 days. Never more than that. We can make it to #100 in time for the anniversary
So yeah, pick up the pace.
we can even force this shit to last 4 days.
>>579849270Unironically it would. It would even be more profitable.
>>579854975let's not get ahead of ourselves here
48 days left. So we have to shit out about 14 more threads that each lasts 4 days we would still not make it. It's so over.
If Negroman would make another poll we could easily shit out 250+ replies in a single day.
and if Jeet was here... hmm. I don't know.
>>579855719a little bit of schizophrenic rambling never hurt anyone
>>579855930Especially in these times.
Do any of you fags own Dispatch on consoles?
>>579856318I don't even have a console
>>579855719it will never stop being funny, sdn #20 had me in stitches.
>>579854680Well the last one lasted for longer. If the trend continues it will be over.
People talk about the BB/Visi choice being skewed all the time but no one ever talks about how Pman got the short end of the stick. The game portrayed him as a jock douchebag for his introduction and direct competition for a potential love interest while also giving the player a reason to sympathize with waterboy right before you're given a choice between him or phenomaman so most people naturally pick waterboy on their first playthrough.Which is a shame, because Phenomaman's dialogue is funnier and he's nothing like how the game initially showed him to be, but a lot of people have already dismissed him due to first impressions.
>>579858587For me it was a pragmatic choice, you have a depressed superman with enormous powers that are currently being wasted because he does nothing and a water dude who seems to be content with working as a janitor.Also the ep. 8 crisis scene works far better with Waterboy
>>579859759Yes, but Waterboy has a better scene in Episode 5 when he douses Flambae in his spit.
>>579862339Mandy owes me sex
Anyone got the dick size chart?
Pregnant Waterboy!?>>579833696We're just a very dedicated bunch.
>>579869038
>>579869038dear god not mpreg
>>579869393Dear God yes mpreg
>>579869038>>579869329>>579869839
>>579869839
what animu are you watching sdn?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcEoDr689EM
>>579870071>>579870172I get the cishet moid aversion to mpreg, but its beautiful
>>579870486last anime I watched was my dress up darlingit made me sad because real life doesn't have that kind of wish fulfillment
Pregnancy is actually a horrific concept. Think about it. A man injects his parasite into a woman, which then bursts out of her in gory fashion after feeding on her nutrients, which she may or may not survive, and then she’s expected to PAY for it, to KEEP IT ALIVE. God I hate children.
>>579872448O_O wow>>579870489MalRAT reporting in
>>579872539it's also pretty gross and women often shit while giving birth. it's crazy that nature makes us desperately want to procreate considering the horrors of it
>>579872539invisible hands typed this post
If men are parasite injectors then women are foul wicked witches who steal the life force of men Women stealing the seed of men to gain control over them is a tale as old as time
>>579872539>God I hate children.Do you think Visi would support Linsday Clancy?
There’s actually a species of parasitic wasp that learned how to turn the host caterpillar into a protective nanny. The parasitic larvae don’t kill the caterpillar, they instead carefully burrow out of it. Then the caterpillar thinks the larvae are its own babies or something, so it starts weaving its own cocoon (wasting its own reserves) over them—and attacking any other parasitic wasp or insect that tries to prey upon them. Imagine if a chestburster from Alien didn’t kill you, and you instead got hardwired to take care of it as your own child, starving to death in the process.
>>579872745morning malevolant
>>579874000Weird. Nature is kind of spooky.
>>579876754Why are men such gross lazy pigs.
>>579876992Men aren’t concerned about the little things that women seem to care strongly about. Men are more so concerned with other things. Men are innovators. Men do not like or value routine the same way.
>>579876992It's practical to have your shampoo/conditioner/hand soap also be your peanut butter, foid
TIL about the "male idiot theory", where men are more likely to engage in risky behaviour without any apparent payoff.
>innovation he saysPeanut butter is not deodorant
>>579877740it can be if you're not a pussy
Men will always be the best inventors and discoverers precisely because they’re rough and dirty around the edges while women are pussies who won’t ever try anything new Marie Curie was more man than woman
Robert is a chudMandy is a foidTogether they are the most insufferable couple known to mankind
>>579855554I wanted another official art poll with swimsuits but apparently that's too much to ask for...
>>579885013it's september, you have to let go of the swimsuit fantasy anon.
>>579876754>>579877327You are going to ruin your hair!
>>579885412Never.
Flambae would cry if he found Robert’s all-in-one peanut butter
>>579894513why? It's good value
>>579894513>>579895289Bobert...
>>579895640that's a good idea, he could use the same shampoo for Beef
>>579895640>>579895816>>579896002>>579896578KekMy sister called me retarded once for buying 3 in 1
if onnlyyy i coudl be a sunn for twoo and every eveingng i would be dying toooholy fuck. good night snd i love u bross dsararada. its weekemd/. my eyes are stll yllwpw that th fuck
>>579898612goodnight visiholictry not to die of alcohol poisoning over the weekend
>>579898612g'night
>>579897741for the longest time I didn't know that shampoo and conditioner were two separate things because my parents would always just buy 2 in 1sI still don't really get it, to be honest
>>579900239To put it simply. Shampoo is meant to clean your hair and scalp. While Conditioner is meant to "condition" the hair by providing the folicles more hydration. Which leads to better hair texture and luster.
Men can’t do hygiene
>>579903443Not all men are bad at maintaining it.
>>579904501>get in loser we're going shopping
I’ve met absolutely foul women and I’ve met absolutely sparkling men.
>>579905770>I’ve met absolutely sparkling men.Care to describe these men in detail?
>>579906996SighI will never have this
>>579908831He’s probably referring to those metrosexual men who live meticulously.
>>579909132That would make sense. I just wanted to picture them in my head though.
>>579903443Visi once she sleeps over at Robert's.
>>579909494
>Golem's reaction to the GTA6 news over the last couple months
>>579915294I know he took the money and ran but I wish he dropped the dev build. Yet it's likely he never really had it.
>>579915294it was always gonna be peak normie slop
>>579916546All for the affordable price of $100! Thanks Rockstar!
>>579918807and yet normies will still eat it up because it's GTA. Get ready to get used to $80+ games
>>579873885Nah, she crazy but aint that crazy
Hokum was a spooky movie ;_;
>>579922414Robert would never smoke
>>579923863He picks up the habit thanks to Visi.
THERE’S A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM
>>579919869Just two high school teachers hanging out in the hallway during exams nothing to see here
>>579926789Kill it.
>>579926789befriend it
>>579926789fuck it
>>579932074I'd like to see him try
>>579934458g'night
>>579934458good night bbfren good morning sdn
>>579937652g'morning
Bob Bob
>>579943596C-cute
>page 10oy bros wake up
>>5799536515 more minutes
>>579953651I was up all night trying to destroy that mosquito
>>579955815Well did you at least get it?
>>579956283No…
>>579956424It's over...
>>579931012So handsome
>>579958927He has poor posture
Robert has frequent nightmaresMandy comforts him through them
>>579961972Awww
>Robert after two years of marriage
>>579965752Robert after the divorce
>>579967356>she took beef, chase
>>579967628Always sign a prenup when marrying a blonde
Malevola is built for rough anal.She's canonically a masochist who enjoys pain, she definitely craves painal
>>579971407I see her more of a sadist dominatrix desu
>>579976307invisible sexo
More Malevola art
>>579977407
>twinkies don't actually come in 2-packs I feel lied to
>>579981462Malevola's kind of a bully...
Saturdays suck
>>579986771why
>>579986771saturdays are great
Malevolant is here, Hopium where you at buddy boi?
FUJO
Fujo ;_;
>>579989197there is no fujo to save you here >>579987817morning malevolant
its over
it has never been more over in fact
it is so over i might go lounge at the local strip club until 5am again
their nachos are not that bad tbqh
>>579994384take pictures
smol
>>579997217
WHERE IS EVERYONE*face desk*
>>579989197>>579990503Needed my beauty sleep but I'm here now.
>>580000776I'm playing halo with hopium
>>580001291Hello there>>580001370Which one
>>5800017982
halo 2 legendary fucking sucks
>>580004916“Let’s go clubbing Bob-Bob. You can show off me to everyone.”.
>>580006745But then Flambae will get tipsy and start smooching and grinding on random men much to Robert’s displeasure.
>>580007191That's the fun of it. Flambae's playing hard to get. Pushing Bob-Bob's buttons, all the while.
:)
>>580008938:D
>>580008938
In season 2 Beef will gain super-intelligence.
>>580010710he already has super intelligence
>>580011265It’s super+ intelligence!
>>580012057>mauled by polar bearHow did he survive that
>>580012569His water powers can heal.
>>580012569he's built different
>>580012569They became best friends after sharing a coca cola
>>580012057>Missing for 3 daysWhere could Phenomaman be?
do polar bears actually drink coke
>>580015207Not now.
>>580019689Flambae, there's nothing stopping you from giving Bobert a peck on the cheek too.
>>580020767he's just in awe over the man's greed
>>580026818Gaaaay
*blorps your waifus*Forgot image.
>>580027163thanks I hate it
:(
>>580028296what did he do this time
>>580028296:<
Robert doesn't even have a PC to play games on. That's no way to live
>>580034890He plays Candy Crush on his phone.
>>580035987that's even worse
>>580036904He's a broken man.
why doesn't Robert simply install games on his work computer
You think she ever saw her own Rule 34?
>>580039889she's got to be at least aware of it, she's basically a celebrity
>>580040027You think she keeps tabs or just tries to ignore it. Then again she did hint she was pent up...
>>580040139that depends, how often do celebrities jerk off to rule 34 of themselves?
>>580040280maybe not to herself but possibly of people fugging her even if it's a self insert mc fucking her in art.
>>580040356I choose to believe she commissions people to draw Blazer x Mecha Man porn
>>580042317nighty night BBFriend
>>580042317goood night bbman sleep well
>>580042317g'night
>>580044013and he's into pissing too, jesus what a faggot
>>579873885>>579923314Malevolant here, and Linsday deserves the rope
>page 10nope
Good old september rain
>>580056928I wish it was raining, here we're still stuck in summer.
Bober
Ugh
>>580049319And Robert tops them all.
>>580050309Not hairy enough>>580067528Liar
@Istralius
>>580071115They also drew Blue Rabbits Fucking!?
Here's how adhoc can still release the swimsuit dlc
>>580071115>elf earssilly fujos
>>580056928THE RAIN JUST SHUT MY POWER OFF FUCK THE RAIN
>>580074542
>>580079536Visi wouldn't work if she was a man
>>580071492Robert plagas sex zombie … hnnng …
>>580071492My retarded sister only watched me play re4 as a kid because she was obsessed with and had a massive crush on Leon.
>>580081564Robert's probably the only one on the Z team smart enough to survive a zombie apocalypse
>>580083308Many such cases
>>580071561Are the new Avatar movies any good. I’ve always wanted to have my way with blue boobs. Smurfette was my favorite Smurf.
>>580083308I can see orange man in the resident evil universe desu; particularly as a mutated orange monstrosity (but he’s still the good guy of course!)
>>580083593Malevolant says yes
hopium.. are you here...?
>>580089831he's gonna show up when the thread will be ending only to tell us to push, ritualpost mechablazer in the new one and disappear again
The earliest they're gonna turn my power back on is in 4 hours...
>>580090064I made him stay up all night playing halo 2
>>580090064):
>>580088497This is the face of a man who's suffering
>>580071492>>580071647>>580083357Good shit. One of my other obsessions is RE.>>580073812Yeah Im not sure why I keep seeing Flambae have sharp ears. Seems to be a trend. >>580083308She sounds based. >>580083593No idea. Ive never seen the movies, but I have seen the Robot Chicken parodies.
>>580094996Do you prefer RE4 remake or original?
>>580096241I like both, but Ive been liking the remakes more solely because of the controls fit my play style better.
>>580097739I'm just waiting to see how they're gonna handle the RE5 remake and Sheva's design (if they're ever gonna do it)If Chris doesn't punch a boulder I will be very upset
I love boobs
>>580103585Same
>>580102715Nooo don’t leave ;(
>>580104234Flambae's just having a moment. He'll be back.
>>580103585I love ass
>>580089831Yeah.>>580090064Correct.>>580090828Flood fucking sucked. Wtf was Marty smoking?
>>580105504he was thinking, "how can we possibly make the flood more annoying than in the first game?"
>>580105657"Give'em shotguns. The Ungoyim are going to love it."
>>580106082They're dirty rat bastard cheaters too. The shotgun doesn't nearly have that much range to be killing us in one shot like that
I think BB and BB should kiss each other, on the lips
daradada holy ufkc. ey bros i love ui all i hipoe u know thatl. wekeends overl., gnight. dam.n. goood night hahafuckkk
>>580108345goodnight visiholic
>>580108345g'night
>>580111962Um
>>580112576Yes?
>>580119334put that thing away dumpy
>>580120579
hello when physical release
>>580125139Good question.
>>580133003what is this, yellow blazer?kinda hot
>>580133803Sinister Blazer https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1w9fliw/sinister_blazer/
Elden ring is too hard reeee I hate laser wizards reee reeeeee
>>580134661git gud bitch
>>580135103ROOD
I bet Flambae sucks at video games lol…
>>580136529he probably rages at them and ends up breaking the controller
The perfect relationship
>>580138404they should start a band
director's cut soon
>>580141470Golem would totally shred on the drums
>>580149525g'night
>>580149280Nice.
>>580149280>>580154827He's got such a nice butt.
'eepy
>>580158649Goodnight fujo
>>580158649Sleep well friend
I wonder how much of the SDN grills would flirt with Spidey seeing how the Marvel grills react to him. Just a thought that crossed my mind.
>>580165132I always thought Spider Man was gross. Especially that one where he has webs under his armpits.
>>580169479isn't that just his suit?
>>580169528It’s WEEEEIRD ok
>>580165132>>580169479It’s a joke among women that Spidey cums webs.
>>580170117Do women really become enraged to the point of physical violence if their partner orgasms prematurely before they do?
>>580170249Yes lol
https://youtu.be/XGnYCQcU7vMI miss when people used to still make videos of dispatch like this
So it turns out the rain from yesterday flooded my workplace so I don't have to go to work today
>>580178317Well it's Labor Day in The US, so neither do most people where I live.
>>580180375I had a shift covered during labor dayBUT NOT ANYMORE
Good morning /sdn/>>580098380Late reply, but I don't think it'll be as campy as the original, which has been a trend with these remakes. Only time will tell. I am also looking foward to my wife, Sheva. ;)>>580177574Woah, an full AMV instead of a small clip that just repeats to some obnoxious trending song on Tiktok!
>>580181642Morning waterfujo
>>580178317see anon, it all ended well, and you cursed it
>>580181642>Woah, an full AMV instead of a small clip that just repeats to some obnoxious trending song on Tiktok!there were many /sdn/ original AMVs back in the day, mostly about invisimech. https://files.catbox.moe/savvq4.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/6yrpow.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/xv3xg8.mp4now i'm feeling nostalgic again
>>580184343I remember when I first saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGp8bhTGgFwgood times
Herman shaves better than Robert. That shouldn’t be. But it is.
>>580186091Are you sure it's not just because he doesn't grow as much hair as Robert?
>>580186570he definitely has a wiry and unkempt bush down there
>>580186042>tfw you will never relive the dispatch golden eraseason 2 may provide similar experience i guess, 5 years from now
Courtney has a wiry and unkempt bush you mean
Mandy got so sick of being asked if the carpet matched the drapes that she decided to wax it off
When Robert misbehaves Courtney ties him down to the bed, and plucks out his pubes one by one … leaving a sore red bald spot … ouch!
>>580191935what if that’s his kink?
>>580198254what are they playing
>>580191935>>580193589This was an actual episode on My Strange Addiction
>>580209479…
>>580223794I don't get Toxic's appeal
>>580224613I don't either but I like this artists work so I decided to share it.
sex machine
>>580224613He has a MASSIVE penis That’s the appeal
>>580223794Now that I think about it, Toxic does kind of remind me of a Cyberpunk character.
>>580230648He does look like a crook that walked out of the Valentino's gang. With the tattoos and everything. I wouldn't be surprised if the designers took inspiration from those street gangs.
>>580230524looks pretty average to me...
>>580233183How would you know?
>>580231712>>580232724He’s not fooling anyone
>>580234079the game keeps shoving his dick in your face every chance it gets
>>580235234I get that but I mean compared to what though?
>>580235354I'm comparing it to my huge dong
Dad-bod Robbo...
>>580236367
>>580236738Tell the artist to draw a scene of Flambae trying to get into his old suit. With his gut sticking out.
>>580236738
>>580239228Meant for >>580237571
>>580236738Just saw this, too. Absolutely golden.
>>580234171
>>580236367>>580236738Robert Robertson is NOT fat
>>580240815He will be after I'm through with him
>>580241227what are you gonna do, forcefeed him a bunch of twinkies?
>>580243157I bought a box of twinkies the other day and finished it in like 2 daysI think I get it now
>>580243157Not a bad idea....
Robert is one of those fucks with super metabolismIt doesn't matter how much he eats, he'll always stay slim
>>580241227Cute dog
>>580248698thanks
Robert gives Mandy a foot massage every night
I've got a feeling that everything's going to be alright.
>>580252846like a radio?
>>580253170Now that you're here it's already alright.
>>580253264I'm tuning into you
I'm tuning into you
You're turning me on
And I'm my own person, not like I need protection
>>580253949
it's just that I wanna change and go in your direction
God, you're a laser beam, you're all my teen dreams
And if I knew you in school, you'd be too cool for me
Then I met you and my eyes changed
And now you're in my eye range, I'm gunnin' for you
My dog ate my brother’s girlfriend’s edibles … had to take her to the emergency vet. She’s okay now, but, she’s currently tripping balls, scared out of her mind, and she peed everywhere …And I have work early tomorrow.
You changed my heart in a big way
>>580239515I refer you to >>579998353
>>580255520FUCK YOU
>>580255520that's rough buddy
Now everyday's a celebration and I wanna say
>>580241227Since we’re posting dogs …>>580255670I didn’t DO anything! I also got home an hour AFTER it happened.>>580255727Eh it’s just annoying since we thought she was dying, and it’s an expensive visit to the animal “doctor”.
>>580256416cute goblin
Kick your brother’s girlfriend in the vagina
>>580255250>>580255386>>580255520>>580255535>>580255670LMAO
tha vagoina?
>>580258170>>580257075
>>580259684g'night
No sleeping on page 9.
>>580272937Too 'eepy
Ugh I hate tuesdays more than mondays
>>580255520not eating random shit is one of the cases where cats are smarter
>>580178317office is properly fucked. Everything is waterlogged
Here's some hetslop. >>580284497Does this hopefully mean you get paid time off if they have to refurbish your office? Doubtful if you're American, but I want have hope for you.
>>580287940no lol. I still have to come into work and pretend like I'm doing something while they fix shit
Dispatch but it's remade in the style of UE5 slop
Would you simp for Malevola?
>>580298674SpongeBob would.
>>580298716Why would spongebob care about her?
>>580301018Idk that image made me think of SpongeBob.
>>580274320My cat eats random shit all the time though
>>580311148>>580313768>>580315837even Visikeks like me can accept she's basically the mascot character outside of the coffee carrying cat right?
>>580319530I don't really know about that. She's an easy character to use if you wanna promote the game because sex sells but other than that she doesn't really represent dispatch as a whole
>>580321170Out of all the characters, she's the most promoted is what I mean.
>>580321317maybe but that's only true for like trailers and stuff
hopium’s cringe femoid song getting interrupted by anon venting about his dog’s near death experience from weed was very funny
>>580324839In this household we only sing along to meredith brooks
>>580324839>>580325064Bitch.
Robert's sweaty armpits
how mad would you be
>>580324839What I miss?
>>580346763This >>580256416
>>580340659Smells like pencil shavings.
>>580349605eww
I hope anon’s doggo is okay
>>580350654That’s the normal smell though
That was meant for the Elden Ring general. I’m not fat shaming bros. Really. Honest.
>>580355642I'm telling Mandy that you're fat shaming in the dispatch general
>he doesn’t fat roll
random thought but does anyone here want to be my guinea pig beta reader for a fanfic I'm trying to write
>>580356364If I’m your guinea pig will I be subject to daily molestations?
>>580356819I would but unfortunately it's a little difficult to molest someone through the internet
>>580356364>fanfic What’s the subject
>>580358767exploring Robert's backstory and his relationship with his dadassuming blazer romance and visi hero ending
>assuming blazer romance…..
>>580360341I'm assuming that's a no?
>>580364451Penis is too vulgar for Mandy
>>580366289It's as clinical and professional as you can get. Unless she uses another term like "male anatomy" or something.
>>580366438she's more likely to call it a thing than penisat least in the office
Goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>580369683g'night
>>580380050good night fujo and good day sdn. i fuckn love rain its raining again and i dont have to work.
hey but why we at page 10 wheres everyone?? bbfren adn fujo asleep but whers the rest. cmon bros . fkc its 1pm and am drunk
>>580387062Gotta whip malevolant and hopium into shape
Need some way to attract more eurofags here
>>580366289Penis is the professional term though.
>>580390916Ew no I don’t want baguettes
Robert’s sweaty feet
>>580396687Robert doesn't sweat that much
>>580397046He doesHe is always stress sweating
>>580402945he's cool as a cucumber
Robert gets the night sweats
>>580404824only because he has no A/C
Mandy rubbing shampoo in Robert's hair
>>580404824He really needs to shower then.
>>580413089Even if Robert doesn't take care of his hygiene he'll never be smellier than Galen
>>580415396Galen smells amazing. He’s one of those Jeets who meticulously crafts and oils their beard with highly expensive and exotic fragrances that no one else in their right mind would buy.
>>580415693>t. Galen
>>580417569Don't let BB see you post this.
>>580356364That you, Tacticul? Then sure, I'm willing and ready.
>>580366289>>580366438Could also go for "male genitalia" or if you want to be even more pedantic, "male organ for copulation and urination".
>>580420431of course you will, good goy
visi should start wearing fingerless gloves for the sake of looking cooler
It's a wonder how Robert doesn't have gray hair yet
>>580431439He's only 32...
>>580432827I got my first gray hair back in high school. What does that say about me?
>>580434404You eat shit and have a stressful life.
>>580435223Just like Robert Robertson. So yeah he should have one strand at least like I do.
>>580434404you have shit genes
>>580434885They’re just being fashionable is all.
>>58043282732 and half of that is a pretty stressful life>dad dies, mom nowhere to be seen>have to be a superhero as a teen>no friends or support group>slowly go broke to the point where he's living in an unfurnished shit apartment
>>580435602No one’s perfect. But you have a point.
>>580436014>Barely eating.>Even when he does it’s mostly junk foods.
>>580436170his dad never taught him how to cookor cooked for him, for that mattertoo busy being mecha man to take care of his kid
>>580436456which is why Mandy's down so bad for himshe needs that sad puppy dog to take care of
>"a broke hero with no powers that has a tragic backstory, you say?"
durudduurudud daaad da daa holy dkc. eyy. i love u brso. gooood night <3334
>>580443212goodnight visiholic
>>580443409gnidbt man i love u bbman hah holy fuckc
You know what I like about Mandy? She isn't afraid to have some fun. It would have been so easy to write her character as a moral busybody but instead she's actually pretty chill and a social butterfly. And she doesn't really judge others either. She's just all around a pretty cool lady.
>>580465097As corny as she can be with her corporate speak. Mandy is a loveable gal to be around and one you can count on.
>>580466350she's a kind soul
Why haven't we seen these two drunk in the same room together yet
>>580468608It would be disaster.
>>580468789It would be a beautiful disaster.
>>580473605why is he dispatching from bed though
>>580475147He's trying to get comfortable as all things have gone out of whack.
>>580475549understandable
>>580476669Such a beautiful piece.
Robert accidentally sends Z-team a dick pic
>>580482396g'night
https://files.catbox.moe/6b5eb8.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/qylsewitc7wmt1kj.mp4
>DOA7 might be censoredFucking GAY man>>580482396nighty night BBFriend
>>580489917Hey Golembro. Didn't know they were still making DOA games that sucks to hear about potential censorship. Anyhow, I need some shut eye.
>>580490248DOA7 was announced but the DOA6LR (an updated version of DOA6) devs basically downplayed any possible sexy outfits happening so DOA7 is pretty much doomed. Nighty night btw.
>>580476863Indeed.
>>580490248Goodnight fujo>>580489917Morning golembro
>>580492651Sex puritans like to ruin everything don't they
Surely there will be news when we hit #87
>>580501157if there won't be, then I think we can assume it’s over.
>>580501370it's over (until we hit #88)
>>580489130cute doggo
I hope this place doesnt get nuked before they finally announce season 2
>>580505264why would it get nuked?
>>580505464Slowness, I guess? You never know what the mods will eventually decide.
>>580505593I haven't heard of that before. I know there are slower generals that haven't been nuked yet katawa shoujo
>>580505742Guess I'm just worrying over nothing.
https://files.catbox.moe/35bett.mp4Another blazer animation has hit reddit
>>580505916we're fine. The only threads I see get nuked on /vg/ are when the place is completely overrun by schizos (see: /feg/)
>>580504690I'd like to imagine Mandy gets real handsy when she's drunklike white girl wasted
>>580508539
Robert has a visceral reaction to decaf coffee
>>580512481What a loser
Caffeine is icky ok
>>580513303COFFEE SHOULD BE COFFEE
Coffee makes me hornyIs it just me?
>>580505264Only dispatch threads on /v/ get nuked for being waifu war/bait (but that’s part of the fun imo)>>580505593Sorry for being a little bit slow I was being punished for a while ;(
>>580514553what did you do this time
>>580515013I said a bad word on /lit/
>>580515273sounds about right, jannies are faggots
>>580513803Women want to see this when they have sex. They want to be physically assaulted and impregnated by force.
>>580515574
>>580515273I get banned regularly on /v/ because the jannies seem really adamant to ban video game discussion on the video game board
>>580515273>>580515358>>580516428Naughty boys
>>580516254Naughty girl
Robert Robertson with dreads
The z-team gets trapped in virtual reality with the appearance of ai slop What do?
>>580523279kill selfisekai into a harem anime instead
>>580523279Commit sudoku
>>580523279take my meds
>>580523279That’s actually a really cool picture. Imagine a world that was layered strip by strip like that.
>>580524404I call dibs on the sexy lady beach strip
>>580524873Beach is closed due to AIDS
>>580514063Never heard of that before. I’ll say that much.
>>580520178Robert Robertson with cornrows
Robert Robertson with box braids
Robert Robertson with long flowing hair
You think Mandy gets turned on over being Robert's sugar mommy?
>>580555091he's gone man
>>580555627Don’t say that Don’t joke about that
grrrrr……
>>580555091Yes?>>580555627I've been here. Just got a lot on my schedule today. So my posting has been sporadic.
>>580557415Hai
>>580558625Hai
>>580552058Isn't that her main fetish? It's like asking me if I get turned on by tomboys.
>>580560352I hope it is because god that'd be hot
Robert got caught watching Blazer deepfakes
>>580565338Mandy helps him finish
I’m off work now. I couldn’t phone post for the last couple of hours because my boss was standing right fucking next to me the entire goddamned time. Sorry.
>>580567784what, you don't think he'll appreciate your fujo collection?
>>580568124My boss is a corporate Jew
Jews are good to have around to keep you on your toes. Efficient dorks.
Robert has Ashkenazi geneticsHe dodged that curly hair
>>580569010>t. jew
Niggerman is gonna announce director's cut as soon as we hit #87, you'll see
>>580570420>>580570575>>580571756>>580571942>>580572224oh great he's a cyborg
>>580573831It's just Shroud's augments.
>>580574181no he's a cyborg
>>580577929everyone ships waterprism but what about phenomaprism
>>580578386Not something I've seen yet.
>>580579214I can't believe Courtney would do this
it's time for a new thread /sdn/
>>580580564Want me to take the lead again? I am open to let anyone else do it if they're interested.
>>580580649sure go ahead
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