Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #357 - I think you're nuts edition------>>Current Mario News, Links, and Releases<<「!」Mario Tennis Fever has officially released!「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park has officially released!「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book has officially released!>Recent/Future Release Dates:「!」Nintendo Direct DK Challenge Event+Bananza Mario Collaboration DLChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M0ubSW5YfAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5GgYkjMvY「!」 Mario Tennis Fever NS2 Updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7LR7Ccl-o-Recent NSO「!」Super Mario Sunshine has released on NSO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbm8qvYN3DANintendo Classics – March 2026-Other「!」The Super Mario Bros Movie 3 is apparently coming in 2029https://mynintendonews.com/2026/05/22/the-next-super-mario-movie-will-likely-arrive-in-2029-and-they-want-to-get-it-right/「!」Two Nintendo Directs soon (September 9th) https://x.com/Nintendo/status/2095874593596776864https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2095874527288824186---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64, Sunshine, etc. Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/https://gamebanana.comhttps://sm64coopdx.com/>/smbg/ Anon Interest and Etc.Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)----Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMHYh3RRjIOP Template: https://rentry.org/84xasgm8Previous World: >>579107226
I'M READY FOR THE NEW MARIO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOPE4nx77zs
>>579916374kys shill
>>579916197lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlonAeIU9vc
>Shillfagfaggot
>>579916315Mario's daughter Malon first, then the new Mario.
I can't wait...i'm excited
>Direct comes and goes>absolutely nothing Mario is announcedHow would you react in this hypothetical scenario?
>>579916987Forgottenfags will lose next week. It's time for Mario.
The day before super mario titans
1-up
>>579928149
Seed spewing dino.
>>579916987I will accept that this franchise is essentially Mickey Mouse tier if we don't a game next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGanwBsGkPA
>>579916374Interesting that Nintendo is punishing Switch 2 users with more hazards.
Daisy, my beloved.>>579916987Actual frustration, because Odyssey is 9 years old next month.
>>579916987They'll probably announce a new spin off at least. But honestly getting another slop sports game or nu-Sloper Mario game where it's not a RPG anymore is the same as or worse than getting nothing.
M̷̝͇̯̖̌͑̇͛͗̏̈́̒͘à̷͉̤̜͉̿͛͐̓͘r̶̤̋͛ǐ̶͚̩̺͓̗͕̺́̔̊̊͑̎͝ơ̵̗̒́̎́͝'̶̪̯̙̱͑ś̶̭̟̖̺̭̃̈́͆̎ ̷̛̥̜̼̜̓͒̉̀̏͝͝P̴̛̖̃̓̀͘á̵͎̺̻͎͒̄̈́̐̒̇̔͗͠r̶̨̘̯̗͇̤̀̇͒̋̀̐͐̒̈́t̵̨̮̪̦͚̫̙̓͊̍̋̇̄y̸̥͕͙͖̘̫̦̮͛̕ͅ
Fat Lulu
>>579938886If you did draw this, this is from the wario land powerup right?
>>579940169
>>579902509The bosses of Aces were underrated.>>579916197>OP just woke up
I can almost taste the 3d Mario...
>>579916987
There was no 3D mario in the 40th anniversary There was no 3D mario in the galaxy direct And there won't be a 3D mario in the next direct
What if 3D Luigi
What if 3d Wario
>>579944303And even if there is a 3D Mario it's probably gonna be like Bananza: super polished but zero challenge.
I've been wondering, why isn't there a general thread for Zelda?
>>579948828There has been (called lozg), but it keeps dying. /smbg/ even revived it like 2 or 3 times.
>>579948937I see. Thanks.
>>579916987im not expecting any major AAA game, but i am expecting a moderately sized spin-offid laugh if theres absolutely nothing there
Nintendo directs nowadays are just an excuse for Jewish indie studios to shill their games
>>579950443>Super Mario RPG 2
Realistically there's nothing else you can do with 3D mario and can't make something better than enemy possession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfGjIsBNJLkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3lutElHXCI
>>579951404>Realistically there's nothing else you can do with 3D mario and can't make something better than enemy possessionThere's still an infinite amount of things to try
Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi WaWario WaWaluigi
>>579951758you have fangames for that
>>579951617Cool
>>579934119E gadd you scoundrel!
>>579953183e gadd is a business scientist and his technology is very expensive, gotta make that dough somehow
>>579949842Cuties
>start Luigis Mansion 3>Get a bonerwtf Nintendo. This didn't happened with the previous 2 games.
What's your favorite E gadd catchphrase?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruQrTgrL5mY
>>579956264CHATA CHATA CHATTA CHATTA CHATTA
Even the shittiest 64 mods are more fun than non retro Mario, picrel does a good job showcasing why because it's 3D Land/World game design but with an actual fun moveset and skill expression
Bet you can't beat the Game & Watch Super Mario Bros.:https://itizso.itch.io/nintendo-super-mario-bros-new-wide-screen
>>579956264Either HOPPOH or OYDORO
>>579955948you didn't goon to king boo?
>>579966625the goon ghost
I love Luigi
>>579966939I hate Luigi
I indifferent luigi
Waluigi has no games because nobody likes him.
>Waluigi has no games In Dance Dance Revolution he's the antagonist.>nobody likes him.Top 10 Lies. Waluigi is loved. You see him posted all the time on the internet.
WALUIGI'S GONNA WIN!
>>579935616>Odyssey is 9 years old next month.Wait, this cant be true, it just came
>>579967272Daisy...
>>579973754WAH
Time to challenge Waluigi at tennis again...he's gotten too smug...
>Mo bitches, mo problems.>Mo money, no problems.
>>579974716
>3D Mario: Orgy Land
the sequel, orgy sunshine
Orgy Odyssey was a bit controversial now that i think back on it.
>>579974716is he gay
Gay wario
>>579974436>>579975384Seeing Mario and Luigi porn is strange, it's like jerking off to a Teletubby
>>579978185>Seeing Mario and Luigi porn is strange, it's like jerking off to a TeletubbyYou are weak and will not survive the winter.
>>579978185You have a problem with jerking off to teletubbies?
>>579974436>>579975384sexy
>>579983024even the plumbers?
>>579977087No. He just knows women are trouble.
>>579985243especially the plumbers
I'll get those pesky plumbers!
Smash Bros. Luigi be like"Learn my gay ass touch of death combo and abuse my down and up b, otherwise I'm a garbage character"
Looks like Anon lost at Smash Bros again.
The Miracle Cure in BIS was heavily underutilized. It was far and away a more powerful artifact than the Cobalt Star, and Beanstar and possibly the Dream Stone though that might be a bit too far.
>>579989924I guess they only wanted something to counter the toad blorbs, and nothing else, and just had the Dark Star as the last big objective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HHKbE55vKY
>>579992519If I had been in charge, once M&L completed the Miracle Cure I'd have had Bowers vacuum it up to become Miracle Bowser to face Dark Bowser for the final battle.
>>579988917I won actually but he IS garbage unless you do that gay shitHe has no air drift at all so you gotta rely on that to win
Giga and the mario bros: the movie > both illumination movies
>>580000000
>>580000182
>>580000182That's kinda kino. I've played that fnaf fangame frickbears recently. Yes, Wario is the boss for that game, but goes nameless
>>580004042Ms. Mowz would be better if she was anthropomorphic
>>580001145Five Nights At Wario's was right there
>>579999385This line is entirely missing from the original text. In this part Bowser just says "Hey! Origami girl! What do you mean we're walking into danger? Don't you know who I am? I am the great Koopa! I'm so scary I can make even a crying brat shut up!"I wonder if the translation staff fucked up and thought he was talking about his own kid and not children in general and tried to smooth it over.
Holy shit, Manga Peach is awesome!
>>580006108
>>580006638
>>580006793
>>580006968
~FinI wonder when it was exactly that Nintendo gave Peach this reputation as a dainty damsel in distress for the games until Super Princess Peach/Showtime, when in alt media in the West & East she's always been shown as perfectly capable of rescuing herself. No plumbers needed. Her being an action-girl in the first Movie a common complaint I saw back then for dumb reasons too.
>>580007408Miyamoto spoke about this during the first Mario movie post-release interview cycles. He said that generally internally they kind of always hoped to get to show a more active side for Peach and Zelda but ultimately the characters should serve their purpose in the game's story, and in the case of those two, it often meant a "kidnapped damsel" role that was clear and easy to understand for any player no matter their age of reading comprehension level.So you can presume that the dainty damsel thing just came naturally from the fact that across most of her existence she's been someone that Mario rescues instead of a playable character or an unimportant NPC.
>>580008598Shiggy's "story serves the gameplay" method of directing strikes again. Also Peach actually does the Ojousama Pose/Laugh!
>>580004941>Five Nights At Wario's was right thereFive Nights at Mario's is the hard mode
>someone doing a comic storytime in /smbg/Nice.SMA has some more nuance than the new mario movies when writing an action role peach.Though I prefer Super Princess Peach.
>>580004042Why is Paper Mario such a chad?
>>580011718>Why is Paper Mario such a chad?He's still a italian plumber, all monstrous females fall for them whether Paper or not.
>>580012168the jellyfish sisters are so lucky...
how did gigi and merri slip my mind for so long, now i gotta jack off
>>580012168Plumbers aren't sexy.
>>580012168Plumbers are sexy.
>>580012625Bowser...
>>580012736Bowser...
>>580012865They're only sexy in porn.
>>580012970the bowser smooch is a constant through mario media
>>580012865>>580012970They're sexy in porn and out of it.
>>580013312How many times has it happened?
>>580013470Gay.
>>580012320AWOOGA.
>>580007408It's just culture war runoff. Any competent foid in Current Year western media is automatically a "girlboss" who exists to subvert masculinity, ESPECIALLY if it's an adaptation of svperior nipponese media. Therefore competent Peach in the 90s is okay, competent Peach in Japanese media is based, competent Peach in Western media is LITERALLY girly-girl genocide.Probably most of the people making these claims don't even really believe it, they just know it gets clicks and/or scores them rightthink points with weebs.
>>580012168the brothers' butts are way more highlighted than the sisters' boobs
>foid
>>580014448Well, they are closer to the camera after all.
>>580014234>Any competent foid in Current Year western media is automatically a "girlboss" who exists to subvert masculinity, ESPECIALLY if it's an adaptation of svperior nipponese media. Well, yeah nigga.
>>580012320
>>580016159slime girls...
3D MARIO...I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT...
>>580015095Rightthink points scored!
>>580017895>30 years of 3D Mario>no 4D Mario in sightWhy has Nintendo stagnated?
>>580020289>30 years of 3D Mario>no 4D Mario in sight>Why has Nintendo stagnated?No no, we're at 8D Mario officially (an initial D for each release)We now need 9D Mario.
>>580020705Reminds me of sixth gen when everyone said the consoles were 128-bit. How many bits are we at now?>N64: 64>GCN: 128>Wii: 256>Wii U: 512>Switch: 1024>Switch 2: 2048
>>580021748we are technically on 512 bit pc systems
>KILL EVERYONE AND LEAVE
>>580027710*blocks your path*
>>580027710
>>580027710This Dark Star/Fawful part scared me as a youngin.
>>579938985Yeah, I wanted to continue finishing the rest I did.
>>580031027Cute and interesting Lulu art.
>>580031027wario land 6 definitely should bring a couple warioware characters on board, nice stuff lulu anon
>>580012168>>580012320>>580016159Jellyfish Sisters x Mario Brothers
>>580032408hawt
>>580031813Punished Fawful...
the lean bean...
I'll throw my hat in the wring. The next 3d Mario will be about digging. It's almost like bananza but with the Mario movesetDrill mushroom from Wonder will be given extra lore and moveset here.
>>580032574Fawful autism is so strong Love it, I wouldn't' have it any other way...
>>580033101>2 excavation games in a rowthe odyssey devs really want to perfect their ground break technology if this comes true
>>580033101it could be the perfect game for their triumphant return...
>>580033101I want to make a monty mole companion. Big if true.
>>580033101SUPER MARIO DIGGERS
>super mario diggers>we'll finally find out who made the underground tunnels (if not thousands of montys)
gigi offers her own body as lubricant when she has sex with mario.
>>580035297
>>580035608Mamma mia...
>>580032574that's a killer fawful design
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF-siHR5ZbI
>>580037208>Star Fox DLC for Mario Kart 8Who even comes up with this shit?
>>580037208Nintendo channels be like "next direct will reveal super mario journey, smash legends, mario kart university, Pikmin Mars, Pokémon Shit and Piss, Luigi's Hotel, Super Mario Odyssey Movie, Zelda Link To The Past HD-2D Remakstered, New Super Mario Switch-Up, Donkey Kong in the Polar Pole, Kirby Earth, PaK-Man Warp World and Splatoon 5" only to reveal shovelware and some literal who IP at the end
Mario... is super!
Mario fucks slime girls.
>>580027710>>580027807>>580028580>>580028812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMSTqjAR0ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJv0rrP521s
>>580037682people who really hate MK world and thought the booster course pass means nintendo was gonna make the game into live service mario kart.would be funny to see though
If M&L were in Final Fantasy 7 everything would end at chapter 1
>>580052543I mean even outside M&L games, they defeat Final Fantasy characters just by playing around with sports objects.
mario super duper
>>580001421
>>580053272Luigi is a custom nightguard too
>>580053272>>580053342>Luigi is a custom nightguard tooThere's a Mario and a Bowser custom mod for that also.
>>579960787holy fuck this is disorienting
>And Wawaluigi
>>580054032>Reclusa forces you into his dream made fanficHe truly represents the lonely
>>580054032is that Mr puzzles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNMALNkN21Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V07ABxcogng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o27crTNJpKU
There's rumours of a new Smash Bros installment How do you go up to Ultimate (unless you cut the roster and reboot the franchise)
>>580059218It's really about bulking up the content in the game. There was so much to do in Brawl that I never did manage to 100% the game.
>>580059218What kind of dumb question is this? By making it look better. 99% of players on a new generation only expect the game to look better and run smoother thanks to the higher power.
2 days until we get the first trailer for the first good Nintendo movie
>>580071082There is a 0% chance a movie by Wes Ball produced by Miyamoto is going to be good
>>580073238>Zelda kino ruined by an incompetent director
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7B3A02PPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5e0E3hDSao
Warioware for direct. or Wario land...Please some wario, any wario...
>>580082769You're getting Pictonico 2 instead
>>580087962mario and luigi's wives
>>580012168>He's still a italian plumber, all monstrous females fall for themVery true for Mario.
>>580082769You'll get a HD remake of this.
>>580088590>DKC 4: Mario dlc leaks
>>580088590there's an ook wife? holy based
>>580088695>Main Toad finally gets some games again after Captain Toad keeps sniping him.
>>580088590Look at that hairy chest, what a man
>>580088590Monkey lady.
>>580088695>Wario's WoodsThis game had some interesting characters.
>>580092080Calm down, Daisy.
>>580095042
>>580096668Cute.
>Wife switch for a day
STOP TALKING ABOUT SKANKS.GET YA MONEY UP
>>580097093we know what you do behind closed doors with mona, you yellow scammer
wah double date
>>580097282this guy's mario fan comics are nice
Disregard wenches, acquire wealth.It's the Wario Way™
>>580087962literally who
>>580087962literally known
>>580099251daily slimy handjob givers to mario and luigi
>>580100823H-hot...
>>580100823Prove it.
>>580087962literally smexy
>>580100823>OH YEAH IT'S-A MARIO TIME.>OKEY DOKEY
Handjobs for Luigi...
"Color-coded ships" should be a tag on image sites.
mario (wife) if he real
Daisy's unkempt bush.
>>580102038>he jumpedAnon you're going to lose time doing that
>>580102209wait how does that work
>>580102269You fall down further in the cutscene after, and you fall slower than the wand does, so might as well let the wand hit you as low as possible
>>580103528interesting
Count bleck was a troubled man.
>>580100823that's not an answer
>>580104335Tippi was just that special to him.
>>580099251>>580100703>>580101162>>580012320
>>580106298I forgot about them low key
Shadow Queen sex
>>580107248No sex in the halls
>>580109395>No sex in the halls>hallssmelly post
>>580110401it's a Baldi reference, uncultured
>>580107248based
>>580110543https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc?is=uP7gf_CD65EfvWXL
>RC Pro Am added to NSO Huh, I guess Asha is cool with Rare IP staying on NSO
>>580110543YES GOD PLEASE YES
>>580111494What?>>580111567nigga she almost destroyed the kingdom
>>580111567>>580111653and now she's going to destroy my cock (with fluids)
>>580111740
RPGfags really are a plague. They should start their own general.
>>580111740https://youtu.be/dXSSxz8knf4?is=JjAEORUl26j8Yw5-
>>580112298Dramafag...
Mario doesn't goon, you wouldn't want to make him sad right
Mario Goon bros.
>>580112298And why is that?
>>580112737Evil Markio Bros
>RPGfags really are a plague. They should start their own general.
gay baby luigi
>>580112851They're unfunny and creepy. You get the feeling that they're always the creepy loner laughing to themselves in every social dynamic outside of the internet.
>>580113028gay baby jail
dramafag melty
>>580113165What makes you feel that way?
i smell a samefag
Classic dramafag tactics, we weren't born yesterday
>>580111653RC Pro Am 2 is a game made by Rare People thought the whole Nintendo being allowed to use Rare's IP for NSO was something strictly out of Phil Spencer and that Asha Sharma could revoke it
>>580101671mario if he real
>>580104186Yeah the only time it's faster to jump for the wand is if you're able to grab it off the top of the screen, in which case the game moves to the throne room basically right away.
>>579916197>https://x.com/LETSAGO64/status/2096700775325946204Cut scene of the Mario movie, Mario saving Papa Mario
>>580122026What the kino?
>>580122026I can see why.
>>580122026Scene is good, music choice is a meme
>>580122026Wow, Mario turned into Sonic!
>>580122530mario didn't, sonic didn't invent wall running
>>580122026Ew, glad that didn't make it.
New Smash 64 tier list. Yoshi overtook Kirby for 2nd.
>>580126197he never gives up
Is the Pure Heart (Super Paper Mario) still Pure after Mr. L did THIS to it?
>>580126197Okay? This isn't Smash Bros General, go away.
>>580126905>t. Kirby
>>580129424NTA but technically no, the Kirby general is more adjacent with smash bros since it also doubles as the sakurai general
>>580129705(I just realized you did a tier joke, but my point still stands)
>>580129930It doesn't stand because more people hate Sakurai there than like him.
>>580129930nta but the kirby general is pretty divided on their views on sakurai
>>580129997>>580130032Is that right? Well the point still should stand. Miyamoto didn't make the game, it's Sakurai's, the creator of Kirby, baby.
>>580130191Air Riders in particular soured a lot of people on him over there. Was interesting to watch happen.
No way
>>580126874wait did they finally translate these comics, or is this just a small thing someone did
>>580126874Mr. L is a scumbag!
>>580132347Time traveler...
>>580132442A handful of them.
>>580126197tier's are for queers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oj3PylZYTk
>>580134534Nice
>>580046571>>580102038I gotta pick up SMB3 again. It's a fun time.
>>580130381it's mostly due to sakurai being a stubborn goat and not seeing that Kirby has evolved past the idea's that he put through (and that's without talking about his clear bias, I mean for fuck sake the guy literally just copy and pasted the models from star allies for the newer characters, weirdly though he seems to have a boner for zero-two for whatever reason but anything else 64? gets snubbed and no I'm not a ado fag)
>>580131503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMu-eS45j6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjGAHoFpedk
What the FUCK was King Bob-omb's problem?
>>580149412this game killed the franchise btw
>>580149886no, a remake that was 2 games after this did
>>580149412I'll give this game one thing, I liked how they gave KB an insane but yet calm attitude for his characterization. It's very interesting.
If I see one anime game at the direct I'm wiping out Animeland
>>580164775but sir! mario is anime!
>>580169181Mario is an Italian man from Brooklyn, he's not that ara ara this perfect shot slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiHy6tlVcG4
>>580136523I do He sucks, he lies all the time, he cheats, he steals and everyone sucks his dick
>>580172384based, also i could care less about smash, but I'd only want this character in that game so he'd finally stop getting attached with "HA HE NO IN TRASH" half the time you bring him up, god i hate smash roster cope warping the perception of characters, and this character gets it the worst, the remake remedied it a bit but only a bit, I was applauding when sakurai left those fuckers seemingly for good with his new gaming channel and air riders and started to respect him again, but it seems like he just went back into the mines, he's spineless, every smashfag who "praises" him immediately spits on him and his work when he's not making smash games, him kneeling to those types of shitters is pathetic
Mallow and Geno for Mario kart.
Found a thwimp gijinka.
>>580174152Mario kart has to start expanding to ANY of the outer Mario spinoffs to even start to think about that. Unfortunately. (They did back in the day, but stopped more as time persisted)>>580174726That's cute. Pure gijinka art is probably rarer in the mario fandom since the super crown bomb wave.
>>580170190Mario is now Hollywood Kids Film slop, which is worse than being Anime slop.
>>580175251I do get amusement out of the fact that Nintendo spent decades being super cagey about allowing Mario media to happen and when they finally gave the Yes to someone they chose the studio most likely to make it shit and generic.
ow my fireballs
>>580174726how do you turn ts into an anime girl
>>580174726petite girls...cute...
So can any Koopa become a Magikoopa with enough training or is it something you have to be born to be? Same question for becoming a * Bro. as well I guess (Hammer, Fire, Ice, Boomerang).
>>580174152Why would Square Enix be willing to clear those rights though?
>>580190270Sounds about right.
>>580190270Has any of the species been seen upgrading their role on screen? Let alone the Magikoopa series.We need this in a game...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jr_UhL-nbE
Sex with Kammy.
man i forgot about how obnoxious people get when nintendo announces a direct ahead of time like this. like that guys chat jipiti ass rant about something that isn’t even real
>>579916315Why are you faggot so ready to be done with Donkey Kong already? Jesus fucking Christ
How is there a Mario general but not a Zelda one
>>580031027You got a gallery?
>>580006638No Peach can't be that assertive, anon, we're destroying the weak woman archetype
>>579948937I'm genuinely surprised Zelda can't even sustain a general when we're always here, even if we can't survive without constant bumps or forced schizo arguments as an artificial environment. They have genuine lore and the associated autism and debate. They're the precious adult prestige franchise. They even have mostly humanoid anime characters everyone wants to fuck.
>>579972239People love Waluigi because he's a loser. Luigi is a loser to but he has his shit together, waluigi doesn't have that
>>580013496Twice but if I had a nickel I'd be weird
>>580037208Honestly is kinda retarded cause if Fox McCloud being playable is true that's neat but so what? It's the same fucking game, you got a new skin. Do these faggots get excited every fortnite season for the functionally identical skins?
>>580197223lol
>>580088695Hold up a new Wario's woods would be fucking tight dog. But fuck Toad, make Lulu the protagonist
FLUDD is a pretty girl..Mario is lucky....
>>580197503>Do these faggots get excited every fortnite season for the functionally identical skins?Yes. They do. That's why it's so popular.
>>580197698STOP FUCKING MY EQUIPMENT.
>>580102209If I don't catch it before it hits the ground, it doesn't count
>>580197931But it's SLOW
>>580188961I love when their chests can't fill out a bunny suit, especially when they're insecure about it. It's also hot when men wear them and they just flop open.
>>580175852I liked the first one a lot but the Galaxy movie had every flaw most people decried its predecessor for and then some. My prevailing thought sitting in the theater was that this wasn't a movie. It was so utterly empty and meaningless. Now I'm not sure if the first one was actually any better or if it just had the novelty going for it. I was significantly less excited for the sequel to begin with.I think Sony and the producer behind Morbius are going to be even worse for Zelda but we'll see in the morning. It still doesn't feel real.
>>580198131I was gonna call you a pedophile, but it appears that you're just gay.
>>580198687Them being adults is the whole point. They'd feel like they're supposed to fill it out.
>>580190270>>580191647Man, Cody looks so cool...
>>580199157His name is Fang.
>>580198681I thought the first was shit so I didn't see Galaxy til a friend wanted to stream it on Discord and I think the big difference is that both are very bad movies but Galaxy didn't even try to pretend to have a story while the first one kinda does.And to be honest I'm not even sure if that is a negative? I find an empty and chaotic movie being empty and chaotic the whole way less embarrasing to sit thru than something like the first one where it's empty and chaotic but then tries to beg you to care about shit like Luigi protecting Mario in the end or his parents saying they're proud of him as if the characters earned a moment like that.
>>580199334Well they did actually save the city, to be fair, but that's a reasonable assessment.
Why wouldn't Sony sabotage a Zelda movie in any way they could to hurt their rival? Why would Nintendo trust them not to either way?
>>580200003Sony Pictures is not a rival to Nintendo.
>>580199157>Man, Cody looks so cool...kys zoomoid
>>580200003You think corporations are like people. They're more like zombies, they want brains and don't care who they hurt to get it. Conversely if there's brains to be ate they want some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pcn29GzGy8
>>580200480How did Luigi's skin not get fused to the red-hot manhole cover?
>>580198681>I liked the first one a lot but the Galaxy movie had every flaw most people decried its predecessor for and then some. My prevailing thought sitting in the theater was that this wasn't a movie. It was so utterly empty and meaningless.See I enjoyed the 2nd Movie more than the first because I viewed it going in as a big budget episode of the Super Mario Super Show with the benefit of being made later to take advantage of the advanced game library to pull fanservice from. But after reading reviews/commentary afterward I realize my opinion is very much against the grain.
>>580197698She literally squirts every time Mario touches her.
>>580174726My little rocky knee breaker can't be this cute!
>>580200729What's wrong, can't handle superior Magikoopa?
>>580207186I will break your knees for that
>>580209202>What's wrong, can't handle superior Magikoopa?Kamek is the superior, yes. You shilling zoomie content farm slop doesn't make a difference.
>>580190270>>580191647KAMEK the almighty wizard...
>>580209364buuuurp
>>580211110SML Zoomie tard...puppets were invented centuries ago.
>Oh wow these enemies in Bowser's faction are next to each other, must be a reference to my favorite SLOP that was sued holy shit
>>580211515>>580211663did Logan kill your family
Which princess has the best ass?
>>580212919>did Logan kill your familyzip it up when you're done
>>580213528Daisy > Rosalina > Peach
>>580213546you're missing out
>>580215248>you're missing outi'm really not
>>580215297Your loss
>>580215614>Your lossI'm winning by avoiding shitty content farm slop. Bye then.
>>580216124>when big burg on table
3D Mario will not be there on Wednesday, and you will all eat a dicker
>>580216124
>>580216673as we all now Nintendo channels always set themselves up for disappointment
>>580216124>>580218195>snoy melty FEARING the DOUBLE WHAMMY nintendo direct approaching
>>580216673>3D Mario will not be there on Wednesday, and you will all eat a dickeryou lost snoytard
>Mario King of Nintendo: Oh that sony...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E
>>580200003You fell for the marketing?
>>580219256lol, kino
>>580219076I took it from some thumbnail about the 40th anniversary directstill is going to suck though
>>580219256>>580219156Last direct didn't have anything interesting other than pikuniku 2, deltarune chapter 5 and kingdom hearts 4So no, there won't be 3D Bing Bing Wahoo
>>580219076it's going to be kino (40th anniversary direct was good too)
I'm telling you, this direct is going to suck, there won't be anything interesting No Wario No Star Fox Adventures No 3D mario No Smash Bros 6It will be the same as usual (anime shit and indieslop)
>>580221470tell me what was actually good about it
>>580221442The highlights of Nintendo Directs not being Nintendo projects should be leading to major restructuring efforts but these blind idiot gods are probably just going to keep letting it happen. Never thought I'd see the day Nintendo would fight tooth and nail to not show a Mario game but it's entirely likely they still won't.
>>580221442>>580221269>>580221625>>580221782>Last direct didn't have anything interesting other than pikuniku 2, deltarune chapter 5 and kingdom hearts 4>So no, there won't be 3D Bing Bing Wahoo>I'm telling you, this direct is going to suck, there won't be anything interesting>No Wario>No Star Fox Adventures>No 3D mario>No Smash Bros 6>It will be the same as usual (anime shit and indieslop)>All directs are the same content in his delusional shitposting headcanon>Thinks he can see the future in his melty>Reposts his schizo babbleSnoy tard...
Guess it wouldn't be Direct time if shitposters didn't start filing in.
And before you say it, no, I'm not a Sony supporter, I never owned a Playstation
Who invited the /v/ermin, why do they always seethe at Nintendo>And before you say it, no, I'm not a Sony supporter, I never owned a PlaystationDoubt
>>580221856and the worst part is that they have Partner and Indie World Directs too which of course show the exact same slop games as regular directs>>580221892No direct has been decent ever since Reggie retired>>580221934>pointing out Midtendo's incompetence = shitpostingYou are a sheep
>>580221941>before you say itPretty sure you're late to the draw there, shitposter: >>580219156
>>580221625>No WarioDon't care, his games are weak>No Star Fox AdventuresDon't care, the original was shit>No 3D MarioDuh? Bananza was last year.>No Smash Bros 6I would fucking hope that Smash Bros won't be rushed
>>580222162>No direct has been decent ever since Reggie retiredUsing Reggie to shitpost, desperate>pointing out Midtendo's incompetence = shitposting>You are a sheep>LE NEW = BAD>LE NEW = BADGet better arguments
>>580221998even if I wanted it was too expensive
>>580222162No. Shitposting = shitposting.You are a faggot.
>>580222316no shit Sherlock everything new from Nintendo has been mediocre at best, especially with Devon Pri
I want Directs to be good. I want to see Mario. It would be funny to see the seething if they don't do it but I'd still rather get an actual game here. But there hasn't really been a good Direct since the console launch one. The company has become obsessed with sitting on their heavy hitters and not showing much until the quarter of its release, with the occasional tease of a game one year out.
>>580222534>no shit Sherlock everything new from Nintendo has been mediocre at best, especially with Devon PriYou do not speak for everyone you ego filled troll.
>
>>580222541Development for a stronger console probably means all projects take longer to make too. Like the ugliest game they put out so far, Kirby Air Riders, still seems to have needed longer dev-time than any of the mid-tier Switch 1 releases.Yoshi's Book took more than 4 years too despite being a 2d platformer.
>>580222541Metroid Prime 4 was hyped to hell only to be forgotten post launch
>>580222728>bro comes into someone's house>shits all over the floor>just fucking torrents of shit everywhere in every nook and cranny>plays the victim when people call him out for itCool story bro. You can leave any time.
>>580222894It's funny how nintendrones will suck off their beloved company despite how they treat their fans
>still doing it
>>580223083I won't stop until Miyamoto locks tf in
>This is how he spends his monday night
It's funny how snoys will suck off their beloved company despite how they treat their fansIt's funny how xbots will suck off their beloved company despite how they treat their fansIt's funny how steamies will suck off their beloved company despite how they treat their fansLike come on man do you honestly think you're actually insulting anyone at all with that tired old line that every retarded tribalistic grug uses against every other retarded tribalistic grug?
>>580223437rhymes with grug
the snoy was mindbroken from the constant btfoing that he received in the /v/ famitsu threads and thought this general would be an easier target, he thought wrong
>>580222291>>No Wario>Don't care, his games are weakYou don't have to announce you are mentally retarded
>>580222291>Smashfag has shit tasteAnd the sky is blue.Smash bros 6 = Trash bros 6
>>580223749i wouldn't support a company that refuses to put physical disks on the marketanyways, let's see if the direct ends up decent
WARIO SOON.
>>580226423No. Waluigi time.
>>580213528>Which princess has the best ass?I defer to the expert here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aakhv_maQMgIn the Tennis Aces ~ Smash Ultimate Era, Daisy reigned supreme taking the figurative crown from Peach. When the models were updated for MKW/Tennis Fever Pauline now holds the leaderboard:Pauline => Daisy > Rosalina > Peach
>>580224139Mad that we're moving past Ultimate soon portbaby?
>>580231884Smashfags will lose again like they have been all decade.
>>580213528>>580214510>>>/wsg/6229771
>>580221625>No Wario>No Star Fox Adventures>No 3D mario>No Smash Bros 6Malo didn't say or confirm ANY of these will appear in the direct.You're clearly a twitterfag XIDIOT following GTA hypebeast accounts and feeding your information from there sbd spewing it from here, because one of them reported the rumor incorrectly.Also fuck you for leaving out Metroid, i wonder why you left that out, nothing to do with the fact Nintendo was fiddling with the Nintendo Music app (remake confirmed)
>>580232175lol
>>580232087Smashchads keep on winning, we killed your gay kirby racing game btw.
Who the fuck is Malo
>>580232356>Smashchads keep on winning, we killed your gay kirby racing game btw.>Admitting to being two faced slimeballs that will turn on Sakurai as soon as he stops making the trash bros slop for youDisingenuous smash tards...
>>580232175Obligatory
>>580232175Mario is blushing because he too ate out of Daisy's assSuch good friends.
>>580232450Nice narrative shift.Remember when you said Smash was dead and Kirby Air Riders buried the franchise? Good times, Sakurai is out bitch.Can't wait to taste that Ganondorf rework and FEggor cuts soon
>>580232428Leaker on youtube with a Nate-level track record.However, fags like Centro and those bluecheck grifter accounts keep getting his shit wrong. Remember to double check your sources.
>>580232713>Nice narrative shift.>Remember when you said Smash was dead and Kirby Air Riders buried the franchise? Good times, Sakurai is out bitch.>Can't wait to taste that Ganondorf rework and FEggor cuts soon>Literally doubling down with delusional schizo headcanonSmashfags are the biggest shitters their are, they are never genuine. This is also why ssbg is dead and you never revive it, you can never commit to anything.
Mario's sausage
>>580232847Oh, so just another untrustworthy faggot.Still waiting for Robobot btw.
>>580232175That's some decent voice acting.>>580232576>filename
>>580233005Why'd they call it The Real World anyway? It's not like the Mushroom World was fake or anything.
>>580233129>Why'd they call it The Real World anyway? It's not like the Mushroom World was fake or anything.It's called breaking the 4th wall, things used in cartoons a lot.
>>580233702Aw but that's boring.
>>580232576>FilenameThe actual plot of Color Splash.
>>580234101>IP grabbing linkDon't fall for it /smbg/chads.
>>580235094>he doesn't know what whatsapp isIt's not an IP grabber, but it's still dumb shit.
>>580235268>"whatsapp">he doesn't know about link disguisingPlease be careful in the future anon. But if that link was genuine, you got lucky.
>>580232847If Malo remains accurate then he knows more games from different sources than any leaker in history. I don't buy it.
>>580236026>you got lucky.No, I've just been using the internet for three decades and can spot a phishing link on sight.That is a very legitimate link to a very unlegitimate chat, trying to target Minecraft kiddies by the looks of the name.So I mean, you've been HALF right at least. I'll give you that much.
https://x.com/Genki_JPN/status/2096765405822157279>First Kingdom Hearts IV, now Onimusha WotS got influenced by Odyssey ShiggyDAMN, Mario still fucking got it.
>>580232175Better voice acting than Movie Peach
>>580232878yadayada and you will shit your pants anyways >ssbgwho cares about that tranny general? they actually moved to that furry smash general because that's who was posting there the entire time, smash is alive and kicking and is above smelly tourneyfags.Anyways see again when you shit your pants over Smash again.
>>580234101Fuck off, Zuckerberg.>>580233002Why is he untrustworthy?
This might be the first time I'm actually pretty excited about an upcoming Nintendo Direct lol. Two of them back to back feels special.
>>580235016How bold and brave of Bowser to show his true colors like that.
>>580238020>yadayada and you will shit your pants anyways >ssbg>who cares about that tranny general? they actually moved to that furry smash general because that's who was posting there the entire time, smash is alive and kicking and is above smelly tourneyfags.>Anyways see again when you shit your pants over Smash again.Deflecting while you need to camp out in another general like the two faced bitch you are. Remember when you guys were sure smash was going to appear in last year april direct and got BTFO by the Kirby Air Riders trailer intro. That was truly hilarious, smashtards are like flies to a flame.
>>580237690Her read of "Mario! The box!" during the arena fight was absolutely perfect but that was her only line in the film that was delivered that way.
Is this shit still going on?So what's your favorite ship in Mario?I like Cortez's ship, the Black Skull.
>>580238345Air Riders means no Smash until 2028 at the absolute earliest and a fair chance the game's actual release isn't until 2030. You almost can't blame them for viciously turning on that game.
>>580239502>Air Riders means no Smash until 2028 at the absolute earliest and a fair chance the game's actual release isn't until 2030. You almost can't blame them for viciously turning on that game.How about playing other Sakurai games other then smash? You guys always call him the "GOAT" but only when he's in the mines for you, otherwise you attack him without a moment's notice. It's pretty selfish, let the man do what he wants, his gaming channel shows he has many passions.
>>580239262>So what's your favorite ship in Mario?Bessie Bass's Battleship even though you don't see the full ship.
>>580239262I like Daisy's cruise ship from Mario Super Sluggers.
>>580239798>How about playing other Sakurai games other then smash?He doesn't make any games besides smash anymore
>>580240439>How about playing other Sakurai games other then smash?>He doesn't make any games besides smash anymoreCan you reread that post >>580239798 . Slowly this time. Also remember that last year existed.
>>580240439>literally kirby air riders came out, and you guys were just talking about itdo you have short term memory loss
>>580238345>you guys were sure smash was going to appear in last yearBy you guys, you mean portfags like you losers. We already told guys Ultimate is fucking finished and the moment Sakurai is done with his vacation and projects, a new Smash game is coming.>got BTFO by the Kirby Air RidersNobody got btfo, you fell for the oldest snoy tribalist trick in the book, anyone going "lol smashies got blown" is a faggot loud minority who's still asshurt about Smash's own existence. Smash speculation is adaptive as fuck, meaning whatever else happened, it gave hopeful clues to what comes next for us.As far as we know, you are royally fucked in this situation. Kirby Air Riders got nothing burger updates and all the cornucopium for "muh uprising port" ceased the moment Star Fox jet back to the scene, this is a calm before the storm. As soon as the updates end for KARS, a Smash announcement comes next and you will eat dog feces the moment it arrives.
>>580240439Fucking this, i thought this guy wanted to be the next generation of Treasure Ltd. Now he flipfopped on Kirby and probably going to drag himself back to the Smash mines again.Lost all my respect there.
>>580232428The little cloud guy in mario rpg
>>580240669Nobody plays that shit anymore.Reminder they had to shit that game out in its unfinished state and assume people will stick on that.Oh also the stupid FOMO costume events. Hey Smashfags, you realized Sakurai thinks Fortnite/gacha FOMO is cool right? Just a warning for you.
>>580240439I'd like to see him make an original game like Meteos, but Smash just makes too much money to ignore.
>>580241738if Ultimate didn't have fomoshit (you can make an argument for spirit events, but they're all obtainable in a update anyways), i doubt Smash 6 will truely have it.
>>580241880You better pray on that, smelly.
>>580241801The fact he wasnt even convinced by Disney money to help with Meteos:Disney Magic, says all. His japanese autism is that powerful.
The Direct WILL have Mario news.
Can the smashpedos go back to /ssbg/ already, is the smash hype that dead?
Give us Waluigi in Smash first and we'll stop squatting
>>580241271>>you guys were sure smash was going to appear in last year>By you guys, you mean portfags like you losers. We already told guys Ultimate is fucking finished and the moment Sakurai is done with his vacation and projects, a new Smash game is coming.>>got BTFO by the Kirby Air Riders>Nobody got btfo, you fell for the oldest snoy tribalist trick in the book, anyone going "lol smashies got blown" is a faggot loud minority who's still asshurt about Smash's own existence. Smash speculation is adaptive as fuck, meaning whatever else happened, it gave hopeful clues to what comes next for us.>>As far as we know, you are royally fucked in this situation. Kirby Air Riders got nothing burger updates and all the cornucopium for "muh uprising port" ceased the moment Star Fox jet back to the scene, this is a calm before the storm. As soon as the updates end for KARS, a Smash announcement comes next and you will eat dog feces the moment it arrives.You're deflecting. Literally every smashfag imaginable was fooled by the Kirby air riders intro. We can see the reaction logs. You guys are truly smash tards.>>580241738>Nobody plays that shit anymore.>Reminder they had to shit that game out in its unfinished state and assume people will stick on that.>Oh also the stupid FOMO costume events. Hey Smashfags, you realized Sakurai thinks Fortnite/gacha FOMO is cool right? Just a warning for you.You just moved the goalposts again. Not my fault you were a complete tard and tried to say "Sakurai isn't making games" when he just did.
smashpedos leave, revive your non-existent general alreadyhere's some rope for you when smash isn't at another direct
>*prrrrrrroooooooooooot*he's still shitting himself again.
true the smashfaggot really wants to shill here
smashies, i will rape you like it's the sweltering summer of 1994 if you don't march out
>>580243503What happened in 1994?
>>580243642Hotel Mario came out
>>580243642
>>580244013>>580243749
pleasecareaboutsmash
>>580244583
>>580213528It's none of them. Tiny Kong has the superior dumpy
>>580245013sex monkey.
>>580244897Raped that bitch.
Always bet on New Super Mario Bros. 3
>>580245013Tiny's pussy secretions is full of potassium :9
>>580245241We're on New Super Mario Bros. 7 or so now are we not?NSMBNSMBWiiNSMB2NSMBUNSLUSMBWYeah, we're waiting for 7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDKKu2064sQ
What are some good recent SMW hacks from the past year? No kaizo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBtEfDgylQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pL_FZXuzbk
>>579956264gerugeruge
>Shill link spamkys
>>580172317>Gypsies steal your nameNintendo was aware of something apparently.
>>580221774Exor has fallen....
Daisy's pubic hair
>>580232240P4 literally came out last year
six hours left, any>HOPES?>DREAMS?>EXPECTATIONS?>FEARS?
>>580263808minion fusiondunno, I haven't slept yetteaser trailer that puts Mario and something mysterious, nothing else knownnothing.
>>580264401I meant Zelda
>>580237660Odyssey chads I kneel.
>>580263808i hope theres no zelda in the upcoming direct...
>>580265680Anon...
Explain why you hate SML without calling it "content farm"
>>580269380>Explain why you hate SML without calling it "content farm"eceleb slop zip it up when you're done
>>580269539that's not a good argument, it can be still funny
>>580269380Super Mario Land is pretty fun
>>580272051Super Marvin Logan
>>580274489>Super Marvin LoganOh, so it's off topic, fuck off then.
>>580274547it used to be mario themed so it's acceptable to discuss itNow, what's your favourite episode? Mine is Diddy's Party
>>580274661>it used to be mario themed so it's acceptable to discuss it>Now, what's your favourite episode? Mine is Diddy's PartyHang yourself toddler.
CMB >>>>>> SMG4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SML
>>580275345B-B-BASED.
>>580275345>cute mario brosyou unlocked a memory
Direct is soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWB8J6YxVXQ
ashley tomorrow
legend of peach
which is more cringey, goomzilla or SML?
>>580278894>which is more cringey, goomzilla or SML?The mere fact goomzilla is niche makes him way less cringe than SML. You got smltards flooding xitter to ruin one of the actual good scenes in Mario movie 2 just because "le common enemies are next to each other = must be a le reference to my garbage" or "le puppets = my slop was referenced!", glad there was some pushback on those tards, but not nearly enough.
>>580278894sml is the definition of cringe
>>580278894Goomzilla doesn't muddy the waters of the fandom nearly as hard, while one faggot has been trying to force SML slop (which got raped by Nintendo lawsuits) here for weeks.
>>580275345MarioMario54321 > All
>>580278894This is not even a question >goomzillaGenuine attempts at stories inspired by the Super Mario/spinoff games>SMLAll the reddit meme tropes that you see secondaries post about Mario combined into a single content farm slop series. Glad Logan the faggot can't use his exact likeness or content from that series anymore, Marvin sucks. Even the sml fandom knows things will never be the same again, and the Brooklyn guy character has taken center stage, 99% of those videos now is just that faggot going on a rant to bloat up the video time for monetization. It's very shameless.
40 minutes until direct
>>580275258over a plush channel btw>>580275345one doesn't have chef pp>>580278894SML is kino
>>580282325zip it up when you're done
Nintendo just went live with the previews.
>>580275345i love that plush channel
Ashley tomorrow.
it's ohiuphttps://www.youtube.com/live/A0WX-jsir94?is=svMjbkcec39aUNpm
>>580282420you said this thrice already
>>580279998he keeps trying to make threads on /co/ too bit gets no replies lol
>>580283389and you STILL haven't zipped it up yet
>>580283474ok
FIRE EMBLEM SPOTTED.
Virtual boy Mario tennis spotted,
I am tired of anime shit
MARIO SPOTTED AT ZELDA DIRECT.
>>580285017HIS game.
>>580285017Mario is remembered.
>they actually hired that guy for Zelda OoT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You now imagine Super Mario 64 in this style.
Thank goodness Mario has good devs and not THIS
this made me lose hope for tomorrow
I think you're nuts.
>>579948937better keep it dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlV_fBJQ03c
>>580289295cute penny.
>>580289295Professor E gadd, Dr. Crygor, and Penny should exchange research.
Nut
>>580290154DON'T FUCK THE FISH
Plap the fish.
i guess nintendo wanted people to sit with the zelda stuff because there is no real reason why it couldn’t have been apart of tomorrows direct
>>580289295Such a cute song for a cute girl.
How we feeling about tomorrow, Mario Bros?
>>580299243Mariover before it started
>>580299243Feeling lucky!
That Zelda remake looks awful.
>>580294753I agree.
>>580301854>Ruto's one of the few that got buffedZelda remake threads won't be safe
>>580301854why her flippers out
>>580299243if they announce 3D mario or a new entry I won't bring up Logan Thrityacre ever
>>580302031>got buffedWhat do you mean by that?
of course Lolicons are outing themselves in /v/
>>580310364fork found in kitchen, day that ends with "y", etc.
OoT Remake looks good except for both Links
with the amount of those pesky men being hired recently, how scared are (you) of the visuals in the next 3D Mario, /smbg/?
>>580312906This will be Big Maring in 2027https://youtu.be/yWZxH2qSWu0?is=g6GtlaUULQ3fIyu0
>>580313268>but together we're suppose to be the super mario brothers>without you i'd just be...unreal...mario...brotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bT7-PRVD7Y
>>580289573And Mad Scienstein, then ismts 3 old men jacking off on one girl like most science talks
>>580315559WHAT A BUMMER
>>580316080Is it common to give erratic professors this kind of head shape or was Mario the first one to do it?
Nintendo Europe confirmed all the trailers will be about winter releases
>>580316080>>580317446Actually wait I forgot they're both based off Einstein. That's neat.
>>580317560We will be buying.
>>580317560That's what they say every direct, but there'll still be trailers for things beyond that.
>>580320127and just like the previous one it will have more literal who's than interesting stuff
>>580322429They have seriously got to knock it off with this forced tunnel vision shit where they refuse to acknowledge anything more than three months away. Almost all of their heavy hitters are multiple years away and they've been caught with their balls stuck in the toilet seat.
Patience is a virtue.
We're getting Super Mario RPG remake DLC about Chef Torte turning evil and establishing a band of misfits in a volcano lair.
Ashley doing the dab
>>580323571you don't understand they need room for anime swordfighters and Xenoblade XD: Now with a cuck chair
Waluigi tomorrow.
SPARTANSready your breakfast and eat heartyBut tomorrow WE DINE IN HELL
https://youtube.com/shorts/QdBxunAXWyQThe waddle dee always knows
>>580299243They won't announce anything worthwhile but you'll get people pretending Wario Land isn't a mediocre series to make up for it.
>>580331893kys shill
>>580331913truth nukethis direct will be terrible, probably one of the worst from the switch 2 erasee you in 2029
>>580333673>truth nuke>this direct will be terrible, probably one of the worst from the switch 2 era>see you in 2029snoy troon/doomtranny...
natethehate just confirmed there's no 3D mario GEEG
>>580334504Source?
>>580334825His latest podcast
generational slander
>>580334504It may be towards the middle/late stage of the Switch 2's lifecycle before we get a new 3D Mario since Odyseesy's team/resources spent all their time post-launch on DK Bananza instead. And a few members were even borrowed for Wonder.
>>580335215>Marvel Supergirls Disney AdventureWasp's time to shine!
>>580335284so 2035
>>580335215Why do you talk like a zoomnigger?
>>580335945Nah, Bananza was finished mid 2024 according to rating boards, so more like 2029-ish.
>>580335215>Hello Kitty Pony Island 5Big win for all the TDM fuckers and the pony fuckers.
>>580317446Scienstein is from For Frog the Bell Tolls originally, so
>>580331913Wario is a fun series, farting around slowly and collecting money just hits right. It's why I don't much feel the same love for Pizza Tower or Anton Blast
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/747175896/
Damn cheeky ape requires cirrection
>>580338830From what?
Goombella spinoff
>>580316080Mad Scienstein also got into one of the weirdest Mario roster lineups to date (Dr. Mario 64)
>>580344436Those are all Wario enemies, aren't they? It's basically a Wario game.
>>580344964The fact it's a Dr Mario game with all these random Wario characters makes it so weird.
>>580344964Which means there's precedent for putting Wario Ware characters in Mario Kart.Make it happen, Nintendo.
>>580345175marigi....
>>580345137Gross. No way.
>>580327372IT'S HAPPENING.
>>580345137Tasty. Yes way.
>>580345329Waluigi is so tragic because he's a glowing example of Nintendo's odd biases towards characters not made explicitly by their main department. Toadette was created under the exact same circumstances, i.e. to be a doubles partner for another character, but because she was a creation of Nintendo EAD, she automatically gets higher priority to appear in more significant titles.
>>580347339Good, that's the way it should be.
>>580347339Bad. That's not how it should go.
>>580347192Look at the size of her...earrings!
Why did anon delete his post?
>>580347192>Daisy finds Waluigi more games to appear in
>>580347192There is also the fact that Toadette can be made easily out of Toad's 3d model, rig and animations while Waluigi is always a high-effort inclusion due to his unique body shape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1WKPz3gb8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq5wS-TvbvE
>>580335215I see the word "slander" popping up in a lot of tweets. Tweeters really need to expand their lexicon.
Sexy Luigi!
>>580358842Sexy Mario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN99_fiCVQg
Mario Masturbates
>>580361534wtf anon, i don't think this is a safe mario bet
I do not care for Daisy
smbg I have terrible news...my daisies are starting to die off. my whole garden of daisies...
>>580366931:(
Mario maker 3 today.
Mario titans today
>>580337531that wasn't me
there's been a huge steam leak, no mention of Nintendo IPs thought
>>580372702Really? Not one mention of Mario, Kirby, or anything? How extremely odd.
>>580372702Why would there be Nintendo IPs on Steam?
>>580372926because it would be a good choice
>>580372702jesus christ it's literally the "thing unrelated to video games happened? where should I talk about it? /a/? nah. /jp/? no, no. /h/? of course not. /v/? perfect" thing. fuck off.
>>580372846not that but... something else https://x.com/amiiboAlerts/status/2097475843224457331
>>580373942Aw sweet, we're finally getting the Mario Kart World line of amiibos.
>>580373942>Young LinkSmash confirmed.
it's gonna be a SB64 remake with multiple redesigns
>>580376375that's for the OOT remake
>>580373186(You)
>>580373942>none of them Mario relatedForgotten status?
>>580380447
Direct soon.
https://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/2097351304389476537
2:30 hours left for absolute disappointment
2:26 hours left for absolute kino
>>580384813wtf is this real?
>>580384813mario if he real
>>579948937>>58028808760th time's the charm>>580295954
Mario if he was an actual Italian
>>580388189Good luck /lozg/.Love, /smbg/.
i'm too excited, i hope we get something
I'm not excited, I don't hope anything
>>580345175Mario and Gigi are cute.
>>580391075*gives you a hope mushroom*
>>580392529if there's nothing interesting I'M feeding you a mini mushroom
This direct will be remembered as one of the worst in all of Nintendo history
This direct will be remembered as one of the best in all of Nintendo history
LET'S-A GO /SMBG/MARIO BROSNINTENDO DIRECT TIME.
This direct will be remembered as one of the directs in Nintendo history
Mario was a huge cuck and his wife had to search for satisfaction from someone else while he wasn't around. That someone else was named Sonic Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog. Mario walked in on him with his wife and killed him and framed it as a suicide. His wife immediately gave birth to Sonic's baby, which Mario thinks is his own. He's a bad villain due of how there's lost audio of him laughing on his obituary, and the cuts made it obvious he was amused and did the crime.
>Mario was a huge cuck and his wife had to search for satisfaction from someone else while he wasn't around. That someone else was named Sonic Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog. Mario walked in on him with his wife and killed him and framed it as a suicide. His wife immediately gave birth to Sonic's baby, which Mario thinks is his own. He's a bad villain due of how there's lost audio of him laughing on his obituary, and the cuts made it obvious he was amused and did the crime.Begone cucknic and your delusions, it's hope time.
Super Mario Sunshine SPOTTED at Direct.
i'm so ready
1 MINUTE.
LET'S A FUCKING GO
IT'S-A GO TIME.
It's fucking over
Yoshi mysterious book spotted.
Cuckrio won't get a New game
Chadrio's getting a game, snoy. Go back to /v/
>projecting cuckold spamwho let the /v/ermin in here
>>580398004>>580398078My brother in Christ it opened with an anime game, give up
>>580397939>>580398215>Cuckrio won't get a New game>Posts Cuckter Griffin to the BBC
>>580398215>/v/tard seething already
>>580398329/v/ is cancer so is this direct
https://youtu.be/7A6xQeEPgOg?is=hJsycwULY62KmNss
>>580398215>>580398579Bitch it's not even half over yet, you're such a doomtranny
I'm smelling a new Mario game bros...
>>580398916It's called a pattern15 minutes left, no mario
>>580345175how the fuck did you know
There's your Nintendo rep
>new tracks>new free tracks at thatNeat
How are we feeling?
>>580400303>no Diddy or K.RoolLMFAO
They're saving the best for last.
>>580400303>new
>>580400534Cuckrio lost
>>580400889>Cuckrio lostStop projecting your fetishes already.
Boy there really aren’t many games ready to be shown off this September are there
>>580221625>>580335215>>580395725I KNEW IT, THIS DIRECT IS PURE SLOP
>>580400889>/v/snoy still seething
Are Kirby and Mario not going to show up?
>>580401272Mario showed up twice
Well at least Smashtards lost.
This was a terrible direct.
>No MarioLegitimately what the fuck Nintendo? Fucking KIRBY has gotten two 3d adventure titles before Mario now.
The new 3D Mario is coming out 2028 and it will be an open-world exploration game
>Kirby gets a better anniversary than MarioNintendo hates Mario.
Being a Mario fan in 2026 is a humiliation ritual
WHATABUMMER.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bT7-PRVD7Y
>No new Wario LandM...maybe next time.
Nintendo has forgotten about mario
They actually consider the shitshow that is Bananza a 3D Mario don't they.
>>580402134This cheers me up a bit in our time of sorrow...
https://youtu.be/Z6ZHMk15tKU?is=xsOVaqEnqGOMFQQy
>>580402813Did you really think it wasn't?
I don’t really care about the SNES tracks in the world becoming raceable when Mario Kart Tour is still EOSing in less than 3 weeks…
>>580388189>>580388648
>>580404487mario/zelda kino....
>>580403650More like coping than anything. It has none of the same appeal.
HAHAHA, I KNEW IT, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS KEKRIO LOST, KINOBY WON
>>580405023kys faggot
>>580405023maybe kirby will get a game that gets above an 80 rating this time
>>580405023We at /smbg/ concede to you Kirbychads. You are superior to us in all ways.
>>580405519>We at /smbg/ concede to you Kirbychads. You are superior to us in all ways.>T. Least obvious /kdg/ troll
making the next /smbg/thread early before bad actors try to snipe the op>>580405724
>>580405601I think it's a shitposter trying to instigate a war on both sides of /smbg/ and /kdg/
>>580406414Cope. Mario will never get his status quo ever again. It's time for the pinkball era
>>580406932>Cope. Mario will never get his status quo ever again. It's time for the pinkball eraYou're proving his point, obvious shitposter.
>>580405474The best part of mario games isn't the gameplay it's jerking off to the review scoresCome on man
>>580406932>>580407226you were the guy seething all yesterday and now found a new target to hide behind since kirby showed upspineless and pathetic, the kirby general and ours are buddies
>>580405601It's actually an /sthg/fag, ignore them
Our time will come soon.
