Previous: >>579911042>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Digitan LOVE
>>579935570No!
plapnopsis
>>579935278Trainer before you stands El Condor Pasa the bearer of the sacred warrant of training. The three goddesses' annointed and lady protector of the Tracen expanse. Now grovel at her feet and she might grant you a CM platinum at her leisure.
>>579935749good bit but pasa isnt granting anyone plat titles
>where are my burgers?
>>579935570…?
Abelard kill that man.
dead?
>>579935892Submit to chaos
Curren gets horny when she gets called a whore/slut/prostitute
>>579935892At once my lady>>579935837You have been judged and sentenced by her ladyship and should rejoice at the opportunity to have held her attention for but a moment *chainswords*
Shonan Tahti wins 12th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Nakayama
Laisu has occasional wet dreams about getting raped by her trainer
>>579936116disgusting little shit. die.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>579936201AIEEEEEEI wish owlcat games had better writing
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/xQRF9Chttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C
>get purple skill on auto>can get the green as wellwell that's neat
Should I go for high stats and many skills, or low stats and few skills?
>>579935570What do you want from me...
>>579936243no she doesn't she dreams of wholesome love
>>579936243i had a dream about kissing her armpits, it was good and she was enjoying so much that she kept pushing and softly rubbing it against my face
>>579936116>>579936116Sluts of two different flavors
>>579936420suuuuure. and dober dreams of being a gatekeeping girlboss who rejects her trainer's advances
>>579936429El wouldn't say this
>>579936221This was the last race today, tomorrow 2 G2s, both trial races, one for Sprinters Stakes, the other for Shuka Sho
>>579936065BAKUSHIN WOULD NEVERSHINKO WINDY, AIR SHAKUR, AND TURBO SHOULD BE IN THIS PICTURE.
To the swiss anon from a few threads ago, I'll be going to the grand prix tomorrow. I work until 7, so I will probably take a nap and show up later.
all chaos marines are gay af except the Night Lords and Alpha Legion Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>579936458…
The thread is moving so slowly you'll have to look at this fusu for at least an hour.
>>579936746She's looking closely at my cock like this.
>>579936613Hope you guys have fun!
splooshing and spurting inside dober's virginal umanko with my filthy moid phallus
it was a mistake...
>>579936760Begone
>>579936821Thanks, anon. I hope you have a good Sunday, too.
>>579936613Cool, I'll be there around noon for lunch. See ya there
>>579936429pervert
>>579935570
>>579936458Dober's dreams must be fucking filthy considering how repressed she seems...
>>579936896make sure you dress up super cute so he'll be able to find you!
Guess which screen she's going to.
your umawife is going to be FAT post retirement
>>579937052Good.
>>579937052This is good.
>>579936984Sorry I only dress like that on the turf
>>579936871
>>579937052thank god
>gentilSHITna furfag[-]
soon
pill me on Blaze Brianwhy is everyone pulling on that uggo?
>>579937271strong pace chaser for longs, a distance that pace has been shit on since launch
>>579937271metafaglords
Ikuno Dictus in 1998 alongside Magical Command a foal she had with Symboli Rudolf grown up
>>579937271Narita Brian is my wife.
>>579937427cute chestnuts
>>579937271homosexual
>>579937271There's no point in pulling unless you're a metadrone since her banner probably overlaps with the next long CM finals so you might as well ticket her next anni. And the next next long CM is next year
>>579937271nobody's pulling on her because narita brian is fucking LAME
my first rate daughter and first rate wife
>Dotonigger getting uppity again
>>579937508doto would say this and be 100% correct
Last Thread
>>579937685do better /uma/
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
I queue fan runs for danchud I refuse to give up on him when he supported us
Derby Umamusume
>>579937685>club wins /uma/What happens to the winner of the Dancho Cup- Autumn Triple Crown?
>>579937685>uma club wins raceWill we though?
>>579937685
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Nah, it's gotta be that weird couple.
>>579937263Verxina looks like a pure bride that's definitely not cheating on me
>there are people in this thread who only does fan runs and never loopswhy? Its killing two birds with one stone
>>579937263Her future husband sure is a lucky guy!
>>579937991SEApy...
>>579937991loop runs arent hitting 1.1m fans per run bwo
>>579937991>Looping with 400 stats and no SSNo point
What are those faces try to convey?
>>579937991This isn’t a very pinoy power post…
>>579938009>>579937958
>>579937497I'm f2p though...
>>579938101Kumiyabe needs to make a 20 page Verxina NTR doujin. WHY DO IT TO KINGU AAAAAAAAAA
I think we should all respect Smart Falcon.
>>579937685What's the next big Digitan SSR card
I think Falcoposters aren't being disrespected enough
>>579938190F R I D G E S H A P E D
>>579938237there's a wit card in like 2028 thats not very good
I should re-sex Smart Falcon.
>>579938101Shina's showing me a video of her playing the skin flute...
If an Uma is neither sexy nor cute, can it still be a good design?
>>579938308cool > cute > sekushi in terms of importanceunless you're brown
>>579938029>>579938017>>579938052Is it worse to be a looptard or a fancuck?atleast by doing loops you're helping yourself in the long run while farming fans only helps dancho maintain his image and self worth
>>579938308I like well-dressed cool umas
Told my trainee I was going to go distribute some free literature and she looked impressed.
Cygames will go after a stupid nude mod that only 10 people in the world would have used (prior to the Streissand effect that they caused), but they won't go after the botters killing all our clubs
>>579938482Horse owners don't care about botters
post shichi, please?
Can I cope with this for CM20 even if its a med spark, its at 126 affinity
>>579938482nyoooooooo think of all the geriatric 80 year old horse owners who will pull their horses from the game if they find out that white monkeys are playing 5 on 1 couch hockey to anthropomorphised versions of their beloved animals!!!!!
>>579938638>1* uniqueIf this is a parent then yes, if it's a GP no
>>579938638if your borrow has good affinity and a bunch of long sparks then yeah sure, it'll just take a few more runs.your whites arent particularly impressive though
I should have looped GW + Nimble Nav during half TP. Oh my days.
Dumbass brat
>>579938650die whore, dieher loose umanko has been stained by hundreds of different men that to put one's dick in there is an even greater shame than not winning any graded races with your traineethis harlot, slut, and used-up onahole cumdump deserves nothing more than a thorough beating to her face so her lips can't suck dick properly anymore
>>579938650READ YOUR CONVERSATIONS
>>579938752why are you like that?
yeah I'm not reading that
>>579938017that aint me
falco goodcurren bad
>>579938650SHE IS SO CUTE
>>579938702Yeah thats the plan, willing to take the extra sp at 1* for inherit if that means I can get 3* stam on the parent>>579938712>your whites arent particularly impressive thoughShe has 4 greens I want so its not that bad, I can get the rest from GP and hopefully a good 8/9* long 9* stam parent, surely there are many good ones :clueless:
>>579938950>>579938878>>579938650Whore. Prostitute. Slut.This fact makes my cock hard...
>>579938950I HATE CURREN
>Muh greensNobody cares unless you are training Ricky
>>579939114>not stacking stamina greens in the stamlet scenarioNGMI
>>579937991I don't know what parents and loops do or are... I must race for fans
>>579939114i want my shooting star on my gp tho?
>>579939212>wasting SP in a "can't race for more SP" scenario You can hit 900 stam with just stam sparks
>>579939098Laisu would never say this.
>>579939274she has 1* unique nigga, she's not gonna give you shit
cracker sighting at the local japanese joint
>>579939357I will be blessed at a probability of a quadrillion to one
>>579939098BASED LAISU
you're trainee DESERVES validation that she's cute, she's young and impressionable so be nice!
>>579938357>unless you're brownThen what?
>>579939114
She kind of does the Daiwa scalet introduction video face in her indoor date
Why are so many brats attracted to Brian?
>>579939603el wouldn't do this... she's a decent girl
>>579939680Because she’s incredibly cool and a dependable senior in spite of her seemingly detached and subdued demeanour.
>>579938308I'll admit that Smart Falcon does have decent enough racewear and casual clothes at the VERY least
… men…
decent girl with indecent breasts
>>579938165King got a 20 page NTR doujin?!
>>579940092the breast kind of girl
>>579940092All that McDonald’s goes straight to her breasts…
my club members will see me progressively get more obsessed as my oshis come to global starting with neo
>be Brian>"Heh, I bow to no one, not even to God himself">"AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE NEE-SAN IS THAT GREEN PEPPER IN MY HAMBURG STEAK"so much for being "cool" (she was never cool btw)
wahey
>>579940406Being able to correctly and effectively set boundaries is one of the coolest things imaginable.Ergo, in the scenario that you describe, Narita Brian is still the coolest umamusume of all time.
I've started to recognize some posters on /uma/ from my club
>>579940504nyo
Borrowed throne by mistake so I decided to see where the stats would end up even though no medium S. Not terrible, but probably not trying again.
>>579939717Not if you say her that's a wrestling move.She would do that onto you for practice
>>579940447wahey
>>579940447Weeeeiiiii
>>579940447I HATE HELIOS
>>579940504An easily recognizable poster recently joined my club.I like him though, he's cool.
>>579940604>>579940596WEI WEI
>>579940602ACK-
masturbfuck
>yooooooooo ruBAE ts FIRE af!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbtirFIU8nE
Hello.
When I told my trainee I’d be spending our day off with Light Hello she locked the door behind her and gave me this look…
>>579940681
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C>https://jiggie.fun/xQRF9Chttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C>https://jiggie.fun/xQRF9Chttps://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C
fucksturbate
>>579940447>>579940684man i really need helios in my life
>>579941097Indiandachi…
good morning
>jobbed to laurel's glass legs>jobbed to a washed up brianAre brats this desperate for correction?
remember that time laisu's fat titties stayed up for hours? good times
>>579938308mcqueen
how do umamususluts run around in lewd bloomers while it's snowing
>>579941170McQueen is sexy
>>579941168No
smelling feet is uncultured. the real delicacy is the stinky earsock
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579938308Can name me one uma that is not cute or sexy?Ryan doesn't count.
how do i filter all posts with gayabe images
b+ is the best
What's up with the V skinwalker
>>579941503who dis
>>579941532I don't know, V.
foreskinwalker
>>579941197Apparently their temperature are taken through their buttholes
>>579941475just write {ID:355091682601} in the filterIn this way you'll hide all V posts.
WEIIIIIIIIII
logotype filling her cunt with pens
… ugh. men.
>>579941256nobody says this
https://litter.catbox.moe/5jg1jqnj2jluv1cn.jpg
Super Creek has the widest hip measurement in Tracen Academy at 91cm
Jordan has a hotdog pocket and by hotdog i mean my penis
>>579941660Does someone have an archive of this guy's uma work?
cows
>>579941731perfect for sitting on my face
>>579941641i am saying this
>ugh... me- PLAP SPLOOSH SPURT
I cracked danchou code>do two fan runs one in morning one before bed>all other runs are loopas or aces
Ulala sexohttps://litter.catbox.moe/yth6zq7oprlpoiqx.jpg
>>579941864And how much carats do you spend
>>579940492Bing bing *1UP* WAHOOOOO
>>579941872Do NOT sexo the Ulala
>>579941864you dont have enough energy to do all your borrows and also fan runs
>>579941872How much of this guy's work do you have saved and can you litterbox a zip?
it's called supiki
>>579941906idk like maybe 70? Who cares i get them back with runs?>>579941931>10 carats a runbwo...
>>579941961Speaki
>>579941864Do you really need to do dedicated fan runs? My loop auto training is usually around 700k fans.
>>579941984Danchou aint getting any of my hard earned carats
>nyooo my club has leechers i have to leave itWeak energy>Damn my club is not in S rank i need to do more runsCHAD
It's called 좋아요
>>579941984Do you reroll sparks
CRYER
>>579941986wow this avian is so knowledgeable and cute and also round
>>579941953I've missed a few, but even though I haye Sankaku, looks like pretty much all his stuff was uploaded there https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts?tags=theflatfacadeds
>>579941986cuaoyo
>>579942012Idk i doing non fan run now, i will check how much fans i get soon>>579942092On my loopas yeah, i doing loopas to get a good loopas!
>>579941961>>579941986Oh, you mean criers?
>>579942123Isn't loli pay walled on sankaku?
>>579942197Not that I know of, I just have a free account.
>>579942123>Sanjewku
>>579941872sexy
>>579939548not that kind of brown, south east asian or indian kind of brown
>>579942123The fuck, why does idol and chan use different passwords
Doing correct loopa gets you around 700k fans. Fan farming for nothing only gets 300-400k more.Do the right thing to not brick your account.t. Dancho
>>579942346Because the owner are retards>>579942272I at least can use LoliSnatcher to stop those fucking popup bullshit.
falco is round, curren gets around
how far can you push fan run while maintaining SS rank for sparks?
>>579941872Ulala's fat fucking thighs.
>>579942272evil horse
>>579942263Well I just made a free account and that tag isn't showing any of his uma stuff. Also, the urara tag is empty even though it says 3.5k images
>>579942415When I do 25 G1 races Im usually at 700-750k fans and 29-30 races and get 18000-18500 ratingIf you optimized for fan gain cards I bet you could probably get 35 race runs that get you 1-1.1M~ fans and still let you reach SSYou would need some great fucking parents like I have to reach that though, aim for 9* and +45 whites and both lineages
zero is where the center stands
>>579942473>new account has "limited visibility" filter by default>need to get reddit karma to remove itWhat the fuck is this website?
>>579942653umachacho is 0th place
>>5799411255 g1s is still 5 g1s. cry about it, loser
>>579942473>>579942775Damn, I didn't realise it was that bad. I had my account for 11 years it looks like, so I think it must've accumulated whatever shitty points it introduced.
OH MY GOD
>>579942415with a speed bonus uma i can push for 30non speed bonus uma is max 20 (total 24)
>>579942907Isn't she 10?
>>579942963yeah
>>579942653zero is her relevance
>>579942653zero is the roundest shaped numbertherefore, it is falco
>got super lucky seven on a clanker run
>>579943165Laisu lets her oniichan use her umanko as stress relief, no questions asked.
>>579943165woah
>>579943189Frontgods will use throne for their loopas
Haru Urara isn't a loli. Would you call Nice Nature a loli? They're the same age.
>>579942653I like Umadol Power better
Umas that anonymously post sexy cockteasing selfies on umatter?
>>579942963Prime
>nimble>uzbekistan>tails miles prower>sleep-streamYATTAAAAAAAA one gp done....
>>579943392>2*glue
>>579943392That's pretty nice. I'd be excited to loop that for sure.
>>579943436Fixable with Tachyon event
>>579943392>102 affinityoh...
>>579943579that expression... furawa knows exactly what she does to ningen torenas dangerous mare
>>579943307Doto is in fact a bad girl
>>579943583>15 G1 winsdanchud will NOT be pleased to see this
waiting inside the suspiciously familiar area with FineMo
>>579943392Looking good brother
>>579943392bwo just move on to arima gwo you are not winning this xogfest
What's a good # of g1 winsI dunno how you neighers are doing dirt and sprint on every hors
>>579943562when is that anywayremember when umamusume was first released and /uma/ would keep posting their sparks saying something like "yep saving that one for the tachy event"
Can Soft Step proc from medium hint?
>>579943751Probably December I think
>>579943748skipping dirts and sprints is fine, about 20 wins total
>>579935570You gave me a 40% winrate all on your own only to end up finishing behind my 1/40 FineMo in the finals
>>57994374821 and upGet dirt GPsEven a cheeky sprint F can win sprinters stakes, thats the only sprint youre gonna run anyways
>>579943648we fucked
make me bitch
>>579943751...i'm still using my 3 stam 3 med from ura
I don't care about your posts.I care about saggy horse tits.
>>579943648Why is an uma waiting for the bus?
supiki
cryer
>>579943787Nyes
>>579944105she's not waiting for the bus, she's waiting for her prey
>>579944257Why would she want to fuck a bus?
I mentally filter all D*t* posts as well.
>>579944257Do you think they have human only sections for the Trains in the Umaverse?
>>579944315dumbass I just said she's not waiting for the bus
HOW THE FUCK AM I ALMOST BOTTOM 10 I'M DOING 3MIL A DAY!!!!
>>579944257sex
>>579944315Bigu sekusu
>>5799414754chan x, click the arrow, filter image
>>5799443933m is the new flatlining
>>579944413this is a man
>>579944393That's like 5 runs what are you doing
more like TEMU opera
>>579944372But she is sitting at the bus station
>>579944393It feels like everyone's autism just got activated after the half TP event + clanker is out
>>579944494erm natural tp regen maxes at 4 runs thoughbeit
my tama/inari combo meal is almost here FUARK
>>579944482no, it is the cutest sprint mare
>>579944425She's getting a folder.
>>579944482erm that is not the case if you look at her ears, where it indicates that the highly controversial umamusume Believe is a mare
>>579944663oh yeah?? where are her BREASTS????????????
>>579944663The Falco holding up her finger picture always makes me chuckle
>>579944572then play with your fellow "natural tp regen" players at B+
>>579944715I ate them
>>579944393Mambro...
>>579944720no one says this
>>579942896Looks like atfbooru has it, at least>he drew tamasexI don't know how to feel about this
>>579937271It's mostly pace fags. She's top tier for the first GM long CM since fronts will be bad.Then she's a good pick for the next long CMs but weaker than fronts and lates. In LoH she's pretty much unuseable tho.
>>579937271desperate for 1 plat a year lmao
>>579944658But only save cute Samsons
>>579944956dont tell that to the laurelfags
>>579944908Holy sex, I definitely missed the Tama one.
>>579944528tfw I've noticed a gray hair
>>579944994we are only dickpulling for Laurel since we're not as soulless as BLAZEfaggots
>>579944976The cute and lewd ones!
It's funny how retards think Beast Mode is a guaranteed procDo you think it's easy to get 4 lenghts from the lead when long is the distance with the longest position keep?
>>579944978The evil horse has been defiled...
Please help with the jiggie...https://jiggie.fun/xQRF9C
>>579945049>dickpulling for a lesbianyou do you buddy
>>579944994those dont play the game gwo
>>579945086>evilbut that's not Mejiro Bright
>>579944978I do this with Tamachi
30 DAYS UNTIL EITHER TABARU SAVES JAPAN OR SUFFERS THE HUMILATION RITUAL
>>579945117Bright is a good horse.
>>579945171I'm putting $100 on Tabaru
Reminder that Blaze Brian is so shit that even for LoH where pace chasers are supposedly good the long meta is 2 fronts 1 late until Summer Cheval Grand
complete and total escargot death
>>579945212sekusu
>>579945231What's gonna be the meta for Arima CM then?
>>579945315SAMSON NOOO!
>>579945406arima cm will be fronts vs lates
HOOOOOOOOOOOOL YFUCK!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>579945450White Power status?
>all the available ryan and dober direct parents with the whites i want on the database are so fucking ass that i don't even know if i want to make my own dober or ryan parent to pair off with a borrowed onemaybe i should just make a spe parentshooting star will never be bad right?
>>579945468That's not kinda nice
>>579945480You can tell from the scroll bar that it's a sparkletYou want the scroll bar to be at least a quarter
>>579945507you could always borrow my dober with dogshit whites :)
genuinely what the fuck
why do frontfags think we care about loh? it's piss easy to get plat4
>>579945171CHADmire Terra will deliver.
What's the most gay thing an Uma said?
>>579945507Just make your own and keep it to yourself. I'm sure every other sweaty xogger trainers thinks the same so that's why there's almost zero good xog parents in public, why would you help the enemy
>>579945406Fronts, V.Bourbon, Kitasan and we even got the Ballroom Seiun buff early lol. If you really wanted a meta long uma this is who you should have pulled. Lates are also very strong since they have access to their gold accel.Blaze Brian is meta for the Haruten CM since fronts are hard to build but Laurel and NY Dia exist so she's not THE uma.Then the next long CM is Arima again. Fronts are top tier again and prevent Brian from activating her gold accel while Laurel and Christmas Bright are the strongest late surgers.
>>579945740
>>579945789it is xoggie eat xoggie world after all...
>>579945703what happens if i chain ash to kita san black?
>>579945809So Blaze Brian is a gaslight while Laurel is the true, non-fraudulent long core
>>579944720I say this
Why they waited so long to release Blaze Brian anyway? It was like 500+ days gap between song release and Uma release on JP.
>no one is farming fans
>>579946161>no one is playing latedon't google Scramble/Claw Forward
>>579946001real longawds rolled for summer mackie
>>579946001For now yes. But Blaze Brian has the advantage that she comes back in the meta once Cygames release a god awful amount of pace cards after 4.5 anni
>>579946202okay I won't
hey, im back to uma after a month of a homeless scare. Sorry to the club I abandoned without saying anything.
>>579946197farm this*unzips*
>>579946298Mambo has a spot
>>579946298keb........
>>579946298sounds like somebody pulled for throne
>>579946327GAH! IT FUCKING STINKS!
>>579946284
>>579946298>uma gacha rates turn people homelessgrim
>>579946298Hey bro hope you're doing better now
I will forsake every tenner I roll to ensure that all of us get ojou feet on our faces. I'm doing this for (You)
>>579946439i play open so gachas not a big deal to me, but playing the game takes too much time when crisis is around
>>579946520someone fetch the stick
>yak/uma/n is now A+ rankGod damn
>>579946520789
orenji
do you even truly care for your trainees if you aren’t willing to go homeless for them?
>>579935570NOT THIS CM
>>579946439
>>579946597You have summoned: Messengers from the Orange Realm
>>579946673rawdogging the brown one and the ningen in the back
>>579946673I onyl see one orenji in Riko's jobber team
>>57994665499% of the time I don't give a shit about falco, but this one panel makes me want to be one of those three people.
>>579946620The game spells it out pretty clearly through Cygames' mouthpiece character, Etsuko: If you aren't willing to go at least ten times that far, then you haven't a chance of derbing
>stares at you like a retard
>>579946773Made for head pats and hugs
I'd run a Mejiro team for Arima, but I never got extra Mejiros outside of swim Mack and Palma. Ryan isn't real, shush I debate on Kitasan or supreme racist Spechud for the rest of the month. I also am too dumb to know how much stamina a long runaway needs because I want Palma to get wins as well.
>>57994665499% of the time I don't give a shit about falco, but this one panel does not make me want to be one of those three people.
>>579946729It's the realm that's orange, not necessarily the messengers
>>579946807Just run Palmer as a regular front alongside Front Mackie
>>579946807Arima isn't that bad, 900 + Palmer's unique or 750 + Palmer's unique + 1 gold should be enough.
rip
>>579946840dont shay that...
and the 2nd sweepy alt...?the 2nd flower alt?
>>579946773>you are Narita Brian and this little shit just rolled up and declared that she gonna beat your ass up
>>579946807Run Ryan and let her relive the Arima '90 race
what do you mean I got the Open Leauge 1st place rewards all I did was sign up
>>579946520don't think I won't shake some cans at you
Please join my club....
>>579947271which one?
>>579947295/Uma/Club
>thinking I'll do CM prep a bit early>decide to do a manual run in GL after a week>fiddling with my deck>halfway through the career realize I actually hate itThis is my 6th manual GL run
>>579947354hmmm nyoI wish you guys the best of luck though
join Mambo instead
damn, my club is good...
>>579947271I would've join if you advertised earlier
>>579947271Mambwo...
Jockey Club Gold Cup registered horses list
>>579945225Bright is...sexy?
life shower..
>>579946298You can always live with me although there is a price...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12131438
>>579947464The guy who left gave no indication that he wasn't going to stay and suddenly left 8 hours ago...
>>579946874Might consider that, even front Mackie to use a decent front pink I got somewhere pre-Grand Live, man, I have a lot of front parents to focus on and hit some stam sparks after I get my participation umas set up for CM19 lmao.>>579946959I enjoy Palma's story after finally catching up on some stories from umas who've been stuck since back in MANTblazer, so I know I'll be trying some testing between decent builds later in the month, those seem like steady statlines.>>579947038I had Ryan as part of Taurus 2 with Spe and Ayabe, and even when Ryan hit the accel inherits and HER OWN ULT, she never moved up like the other two did. Dork only got one win in round ONE before I made a base Oguri in less than 2 tries who nabbed eight wins throughout the rest of that CM. No more Ryan on my team after that.
I've recently realized that the reason my C drive was so full was because the game has been dumping all its data in there even though I installed it on D. I used the mklink method to fix it for now, but I read somewhere that the game now properly installs and keeps its files on the drive you install it to, but I'm not sure if this is true. If I uninstall the game and then reinstall it again, will everything end up on the proper drive or will I have wasted a bunch of time?
You will now remember Machan
>>579947378>hag
>>5799475604/10 butthole
>>579947378muh
>>579947578hope he's alrighthe joined the jong rooms occasionally
>>579947378All the problems stem purely from that fucking 1600 speed cap. Make it lower, and boom, all the issues with dogshit RNG, understam etc poof away.This is my conclusion after doing buncha GL runs tryiing to make a serviceable triple front lineup.It also sucks that failed runs can't be converted into parent runs, but at least we were blessed with clanker way ahead of schedule.
>>579947645Who?
>>579947378FIVE fucking currenciesthank you cygenerous
>>579947716>fucking 1600 speed capThey actually reduced it to 1500 in GM. Imagine if GL had a 1400 speed cap
>>579946996swimsuits or date alts for sure
>>579947828If it were 1400 we would make some roided out umas
I think Cygames needs to release more red skills
>>579947860cute
>>579947876John Cygames here. We will give you gold speed eater, you're welcome
>>579947863This is what a GM uma looks like
>>579947828GL should've had (in terms of intended scaling) a 1300 speed cap, but JP threw a fit that rankingmaxxing barely gave them a competitive edge
>>579947989>3 gutswhat the fuckkkk
>>579947860I need ruby in my life
>>579948080>t.Helios
>>579947989>Ramonu borrowuhm but /uma/ told me she's a must pull
>>579948114Don't you see this guy is a retard and has Throne and Ryan MLB lol?
>>579948157tbf the japanese didnt know how much of a rugpull throne will be
I need Rubae in 67 pulls or fewer pulls once her banner arrives
>>579948114It's JP bwo they're basically blind in the dark
>>579948157Those stats don't look retarded to me
>>579947558you don't know just how common of a text this is to get off craigslist
>>579938626Which one?
>>5799478281400cap would be nice, id be able to more consistently make competitive umas(stats wise)1600speed is too much for me
morning
>>579948181True>>579948210Thanks to the scenario
>>579948274>whores
>>579947989ramonu borrow is because ancestors (Which they did definitely save for instead of ramonu) turned out to be dogshit for most gm races
>>579948274why did they use all the cities for Kashiwa Kinen when only one of them ran it
:(
>>579948114japs didnt know that
>>579948325morning broonly a few more months
>>579948337JP players couldn't foresee bwoThis CM was before Ancestors
>>579948325Fuck off, Taro
>>579945171Japan will job again after not acclimating their horses in France and will wonder again why they're losing
>>579948274gold
>>579948359
I have 8 3* stam umas, 6 different trainees at 3* stam, but not a single 9* stam parentAm I stupid
>>579948554the game is just retardedenjoy your guts 1 stam 6 "parent"
>not having a 5* stam 3 *pow parent chain insteadgiga bricked
>>579948554I have a few but the whites are garbage
>>579948694Shit uma
>>579948554Just clanker up 1100 stam runs with your two 3* stam hehe
Hags.
I LOOPED SO HARDAND GOT THE WHITESBUT IN THE ENDMY BLUES AND PINKS ARE DOGSHIT
>>579948909God, she's ugly
whothe fuck is that stupid looking tiny uma and why do they keep spamming it at me
>>579949031That's Samson Big
>>579949031Samsex Big
>>579949031That's the Big Son himself
>>579949031SamSex BigSex (sex)
>>579949031>why do they keep spamming it at metrans colors
big samsung
>>579947645
>>579949225>western artist
>>579949031SamSEX Big
>>579949251you must be color blind those are entirely different colors
>>579949276retard
>>579949291SHE'S SO CUTE
good morning /uma/
watching this guy do R light hello runs and he got his first UF
>>579949365
>>579948909>runaway retard>busty>cusses>sexo leather jacketparfait
uma for this feel?
>>579949568I NEED HER
Harikitte ikou!
>>579949698DaiSca
>>579949698Daiwa (mogger) and Vodka (moggee)
>>579949698
>>579949830>no eggs
>>579949763>moggeekek
>>579949887Zesty ahhhh nigga (and neigha)
>>579950046>>>/b/
>sample
>>579950046many are doing this to their umas
>>579949964Arda Güler is turkish and Real is in Spain
I think I am going to just make passable aces for this next CM and focus more on the long CM.I'm over XOguri slop. The Arima Kinen is the actual main event for this scenario I gotta win that.
no one is gonna make samson big porn because it's impossible to turn samson big into a precocious child archetypehe is big man
Okay but I really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really reall yreally reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Do they ever make golden debuffs like Murmur and Dominator ever available through other means, or are they forever exclusive to certain character?
>>579950321Didnt you get a warning or something for using too many reallys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4fhqCSdLQ
>>579950358No, there are newer gold debuffs in the games database like gold oppression and such, but cygames decided after the release of Summer Golshi that it's just not worth the trouble to try and balance gold debuffs under the 564 environment
>men..
>>579950321
>>579950358think about facing FOUR dom-murmur 564 on your finals, and you'll arrive at the answer
>>579950402I've had posts deleted twice with no warnings. I don't know where the line actually is.
Falcooo!!!!!
waiting patiently for zenno rob roy
>>579949968
>>579950413>yurislop
>>579949968Imagine what her soft smooth tiny body looks like without any clothes on.Not a pedo by the way.
>>579950462Huh, strange>>579950358After summer golshi release even cygames realised how dumb that idea would be. They were only ever going to release those cards in year 1 before they started to better grasp their own game and thankfully we were spared
I hauve covid what do i eat to feel better
>>579950547???
>>579950568wtf how's 2021 timetraveller-anon
>>579950568chicken noodle soup
>>579950618They make gouvid infinitely now if you live in the south
>>579950584Tout les francois est les homosexuelles or something idk
Dia the Rock
>>579948554i have a 9*stam from URA daysi havent made a 9* uma since
>>579950568What's a Con-Vid?
>>579950568Anything that has a lot of zinc or vitamin c
>>579950568covid doesn't exist retard, you have a cold
>>579948250Is it actually
>>579950568eat this*unzips*
I have too many 9* power umas. Wtf cygames, give me 9* stamina for once.
>>579950725
Dog shit scenario tokens
>>579950568uma milk
>>579950803then use stamina parents
>>579950568Burger!!!
>>579950764You either get hit with the "This is AFAB only housing" or "We will share one room together" or "just looking for someone nice to spend time with" etc it's real grim. facebooks a bit better because people tend to have more shame
>>579950908
>>579950725Wifw Groove!
>>579950864This thread is going to hate the Food Festival and Twinkle Legends. The others should be fine. But I feel like if this is your reaction to Grand Live those 2 will be extra shit.
>>579950973Dead horse
>>579950962What the fuck does afab mean
>>579950680Dia-chan kawaii!
I want to have sex with Samson Big.
>>579950803But using my stamina parents means getting an Oguri/Pasa 9* stam because I cant mootate cool umas to run all distances with the stamina parents
>>579951076Theyre looking for vaginas to stick their penises into
>>579951097>literal who
>>579951076Assigned Female at Birth. Usually the landlord is a dude looking to "promote a safe environment" but more often than not they target women who cant pay rent so he can fuck em
Imagine realizing that your body has been slowly deteriorates, running felt more exhausting, breath felt heavier, then your walking became sluggish and just moving your joints felt so painful. Then one day, you just can't get up anymore...
>>579951076a fab, as in fabricatorthey're printing ram and don't want it widely known
>Fuku love!!!>Haha MamboThen why do you never run them in CMs?
>>579950997Do they also have FIVE currencies? if not then I'll honestly be fine
>>579951165
>>579951007This feels like plagiarism or maybe AIslop. I remember seeing the OG one with Super Creek instead of Tachyon.
>>579951276It gets better
>JP bros now use global memes
>>579951379It's human made slop. Don't forget people still have garbage taste
>>579951379>>>/u/
>>579951480got damn curren chan is erotic
>>579944908>tamasexCatbox please?
>>579951379>>579951007This image did irremediable dammage to the Umamusume community
>>579951379It's called meme, but a shit one
>>579951349Food Festival does.Twinkle Legends doesn't.Twinkle Legends is genuinely worse though.
>>579951608>hardly any tall uma arts
>>579950962Honestly I wouldn't mind living in a room of old grandma's house in exchange of keeping her company because she's lonely. But obviously that's not what's happening in these situations
>>579951787>Forever Fraud
>>579951787Nepobaby sex
>>579951423Light Hello support card when?
>>579951787I love Yanko manko
>>579951726It makes me sick to think that we get less tall girl art for the tallest uma.
>>579951579
>>579951338El Condor Pasa wouldn’t do this .
>>579951838>Sovereignty skipping Jockey ClubAtleast 1 more G1
>>579951007HOLY SHIT LOOKS AT THOSE ABS MOMMY AGNES MOMMY AGNES I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY
>>579951379the OG is some irl manlet with a whore
>>579951889>ugly chefNo one likes her
>>579952018Except me
>>579951903>Super Cuck
Now that half tp is over, how many runs do you do a day?
>>579952169Uhhh what's happening here?
YES YES YES YES I NEED MY UMA TO TOWER OVER ME BY AT LEAST 2 HEADS I NEED HER TO OVERPOWER ME AND TREAT ME LIKE A DILDO I'M JUST A DILDO FOR MY MOMMY DOMMY UMA
>>579952170The same, the runs pay itself back anyway
>>579952118Post vets
>>5799521705
they're doing this to me next cm
>>57995217015
>>579951963>she sees an ugly bastard
>>579952170one
>>579952170same amount
>>579952170if tp and carrots are available, auto runs will be done
>>579951972>>579952213Stop being a fag
>>579952304why do umas enjoy being dicked on the beach?
>>579952450horses look extra happy at the beach
>You NEED to spend over 90000 carats to get a card that makes your runs marginally better>Spend 10 carats a run to make parents which will make or break whether you can be competitive for CM? Are you crazy?
>>579952573danchoustein....
>>579952169>>579952207
>>579952679I want to have lovey-dovey hand-holding sex with Digitan.
>>579952573here you go bwo now spend another 10
>>579952573I already made them during half TP
>>579952749cute cow
>>579952573I already made loopas and parents during half tp, it's only fan runs to farm carats and ace runs now
>>579952170I'm cutting down to one auto before I go to work and one auto when I go to bed due to force of habit from grinding bond levels I spent all of the half TP doing it because I don't give a shit about placing well in the CMs, but I'm still debating putting the game down for a while
I don't want to spend 10 carats to gain 20 carats
>>579940684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP72Wjt4fg
>>579952679I would kiss Digitan on the cheek SO HARD and wouldn't even get all that embarrassed.
I never run 4rd card in CMs.30 carats is just too much per entry.
>>5799521701 when i wake up, 1 when i get to work, i squeeze 2 in my hour lunch break, 1 at the end of work, 1 when i get home, and then i get usually 4 more autos over the rest of the dayso around 10
>>579941731All the better to hold her while railing her.
>>579952963>tranny cosplayer
>>579952963This is obscene.
>>579952963Creek when I say I'm hungry
Bro pace promoted and probably whiffed his recoveries
>>579952915>dating a Kentuckian
>>579953015>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
life changing
>>579953112Go back to >>>/cgl/
>>579953113this but belno sex
>>579953113
>>579953205Does anyone think this?
im getting hard
>>579953113>>579953218Why is Norn so sexy?
>>5799521705 parent borrow runs, a few paid for ace runs
>>579945740Bakushin proposing to whatsherface.
>>579953128>midget umaNo
sexual attraction towards umas under 150cm
Good morning /uma/
>>579946807You could do like the Mejiro team from Unity Cup and bring Golshi.
>>579950568Vaxx status?
>>579952679I want to pronebone Digitan while she's reading an NTR doujin
>>579953447
>>579951423Wow...
damnjanny's quick
Mob Nihon Pillow Winner feels like Katsuragi Ace. Maybe Cygames just put her personality to not yet implemented at time Katsuragi Ace since they didn't get NPW's rights.
Do I take both dober's + pump or ditch pump for the xog?
>>579952963
>>5799521705 borrow parent runs with rerolls if she gets all stats over 600+gets the hints i want+wins most g1's
>>579953637
>>579953709You're never proccing pump during Scorpio
>>579952170still the same tempo. still rolling sparks, though I'm more picky about it nowadays, as I've got basic loopas down.
>>579953717Stop posting the tranny
>>579953775Why not
>>579953851I hacked your account seed and matched you against 4 debuff rooms
>>579953842Flat. Not erotic.
I just realized I get all my good parents during the weekend, a couple of weeks ago I got like 6 3* blues in saturday+sunday, now its saturday and I got 2 3* stam
I'm gonna seed you bwo
When do we get more of the umayon cards it's annoying seeing this thing in my collection at lb2...
>>579953489I went 4 years without gouvid and i dont hang around old people, i did not think i needed another vaccine, i was mistaken
I just realized there's no horse achieved Distance Triple Crown yet.Yamanin Zephyr (the closest one)>2nd at Sprinter's Stakes twice>Yasuda Kinen>Tenno Sho AutumnTaiki Shuttle>Sprinter's Stakes>Yasuda Kinen>didn't run MediumLord Kanaloa>Sprinter's Stakes>Yasuda Kinen>didn't run MediumMaurice>Didn't run Sprints>Yasuda Kinen>Tenno Sho AutumnGran Alegria (another close one)>Sprinter's Stakes>Yasuda Kinen>3rd at Tenno Sho Autumn
>>579953842Suzuka's delicious flat chest...
>>579954006Perky. Erotic.
>>579954108>AnotherIt's too late for this one. Danchou, we'll need to recruit another member in 2 weeks...
>>579953112>>579953015nothing against cosplayers of any sort but usually it's not supposed to matter who the person wearing the costume is, just that the costumes good.plus, trans cosplayers are often doing porn more since thats the more viable route
WHEN ARE WE GETTING NEW UMAYON EPISODES
>>579953842Flat. Very erotic.
I want to have sexI'm over Machan
This is not a body that belongs to a cool-type uma
Rura is such an adorkable girlfailure I can't wait until she's on Global.
>>579954301>t.trannyLeave.
>>579954383it is offmodel anyway, so why does it matter
>>579954438>3 years
>thought about a team for the next CM>no dominatori should keep going!
>they put an all uma banner before gentildonna ho ho ho delightfully devilish mr cygames
>>579953842
I love my genius wife!
>>579954373Sex with Doto is bad for you
>>579953492Digitan is so cute when she's shy and sheepishI love her
>>579954383>boyuma>lesbian
>>579954552You can also distract her by doing this:
>>579954498>Simpsons referenceUncGOD
post the umas you have less fans with
>>579954524I want it bad for me
remember to develop mental illnessremember to invent misconceptions about umamusume to get really mad atremember to post everyday into /uma/ about it
>>579954517...
>>579954650
>>579954650Do uma I haven't run once count
>>579954679>>579954661Damn look at the difference.SAD
>>579954779This guy HATES affinity
>>579954789Yeah. Doto is ugly as fuck.
>>579954779bwo has never ever done a parent run
>>579954871...
>no dancho has changed the club card to big doto tittiessad!
>>579954758Yup, that's me!
Hi~
>>579955000Yeah. I'm visiting...uhhh where am I visiting again
>>579954973>Christmas Yep, it's getting censored
>>579955039Older woman I love you
>>579955098Anyone who visits Tomakomai is legally allowed to rape Hokko Tarumae if they want.
I don't want to rape I want to BE raped why is this concept so difficult for you to understand?
>>579955192Common misconception. Single men get hitched to their local dirt umas instead
>started getting the greens I need on ace runsWtf I love looping now
>>579955281evil abs
Tarumae found my phone...
>>579955281>body of a brokie
okay that's enough slop for one day
>>579955281sex with this chud
>>579954650ive only done 1 machan run for a tt uma thus far
>>579955324No one likes Cock and Balls
>>579955429I like cock and balls but what does that have to do with umamusume?
derb
I FUCKING LOVE COCK AND BALLS
>>579955590Dober...calm down.
>>579954650doto is cute but I'm too dumb and poor to not use the most meta
Left my club with no real plan on what I wanted to do or where I wanted to go.It feels so freeing, like a burden off me. I might just stay like this forever.
>>579955641join mambo NOW
I accidentally liked AI uma art once and now my feed is filled with more slopsome of it looks cute but most of it is trash
>>579955641Benzo....
fanfare more like fuckfare
>>579955641
>>579955613
>>579955836>not rejecting herPussy
>>579955641>my club is still 30/30phew
>>579955641Why did you leave us?
Which uma would host a fuck a fan con
>>579955641mambwo...
>>579955641mcaffuck
>>579955641Your pull plans...
>>579955641you're always welcome back in autis/uma/ benzo...
>>579955824silly
>>579955641Don't ever come back to autis/uma/ benzo
>>579955537
I still feel bad for my club dacchi who had a mental breakdown and left after losing last cm
>>579955641it's a nice feeling until you realize you're down like 15-20 pulls a month
>>579955980apart from curren*
>>579955749Ai has gotten so well I miss a lot and only seeing them disclose the ai use in their bioHave been trying to like and follow more lineart and beginners
>>579955836I still think this is hands down the ugliest uma design they’ve ever done. Didn’t think they had it in them, most of the new ones were quite good.
my dobre clanks are netting like 500k fans per rundanchud is gonna be so FUCKING mad bros i cant hit the 3m quota
>>579956070oh you mean the one that posted in the bread like they were suicidal?
>>579955641Come back home, benzodanchou
>Deleted 1 of 16 matches
>>579956219its normal to be suicidal
>>579956280>>579956280>>579956280daughterino thread
Image quota -1
>>579955836lmaoooooooooooo this nigga has a bald patch
>>579956292oh V got nuked again?
>>579955281my wife
