Sign up for the WORLD WIDE SUPER ULTIMATE PLUS PLUS TOURNAMENT:>>579930487Friday September 18th 3pm PT 6pm ET 11pm UTChttps://challonge.com/gcmszbgmTournament VODs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGbWxUixhYE [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZGnMeN9AU [Embed]Mandatory listeninghttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TNew sublime system mechanic!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2087992612724891806Switch 2 content!https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/switch2/>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Djeeta, Katalina, Anila, Beatrix>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>579829865
>>580019049beautiful woman in the op
>>580019378Somehow... MirrorsEdge returned.
>>580018754>>580018158she tanked that and just got up and walked away off camera...
Meet your season 3 cast
>>580019378whats with 2b having an invisible sword
i luv sheep
Playing with foreskin > Playing Rising
>>580021385
>>580019049>Hag in OPyawn
>>580022552where were you during the ilsa ops my fair weather ally
Lobby status?
>>580023954dehydrated and losing body mass quickly
>>580025352grim>sloppa foxgrim (x2)
>>580025398sorry
>>580025758>tfw I will never be able to sniff and lick vikala's piss stained underweargrim...
>>580025758>bear open mouth.gif
>my old ass cat pissed on my bed for the third time this year since she can barely control her bladder anymoreHow was your morning, grubbas?
>>580029901ive had 5+ inches of rain in the last few days and everything is awful
>>580019049This woman made women and men fall for her
>>580030215>ive had 5+ inches of rain in the last few daysI hate you and that fag who complains about the lack of sun. You have the best weather, yet you do nothing but bitch about it.
>>580030343you will never understand our pain. i wake up every night in a cold sweat to the sound of 10 billion mosquitos fucking and sucking.
>>580030537Raid?Fly zapper?Fly paper?
I had someone dressed as vikala pee in my mouth. You will never understand my pain.
>>580030726Not enough raid in this world to save it.The second one brings more of them then it kills.The third never worked very good.>>580030735
>>580030735Ratbro...
>>580030857Move?
>>580031159I dont wanna live in antarctica or iceland bwo. iceland has other horrible biting insects. i just want to play granblue fantasy versus rising but the internet in antarctica sucks.
>>580031428Where the fuck do you live that flies are this prevalent, a swamp?
>>580031621ever heard of florida
>>580031621not him but I live in a swamp and can confirm that the bugs are fucking horrible
>>580031621>a swamp?
bros...
>>580035032aint no way hes still posting on the guestbook
>>580035032who is castor
>>580032720I live in Florida as well, mosquitoes are hardly a concern for me. >>580032803move
>>580035804>2.60 takes the bounce animation from Wilnas and gives it to Soriz
>>580035693>movebrother I live in a swamp because I can afford it
all my shrek niggas rise up
>>580036867you mean PEOPLE OOOOF THE SWAMPRISE UP*shreds fiddle*
>>580037286yes good
tomorrow is gonna be a killer
i genuinely have no idea how to properly use brave counter, the only time i ever see a reason to use it is when i block a jumping normal. and then they just block the brave counter so i just doomed myself to lose the round
>>580040406if they touch you, you brave counterit's like a rape whistle
>>580040406did the opponent not use cL or a jump in?brave counterdid the opponent use cl or a jump in?brave counter anyway because it counterhits the followup more often than not
>>580040406If the opponent used their cheap plus on block special that they don't need then BC away
>>580040406Use BC when you see this
>>580041227>desu goes blue>BC>diebroken fucking nier
Can't wait for NNNNier Needs Nerfs
Twenty Four Seven, Three Sixty Five Dwagon stays on my mind
we need more female harvin reps
>>580043694Maglielle should've been the relink rep.
restink
>>580043694The only things harvins need is a rope to hang themselves on
>>580043694We need more male harvin reps
>>580044395no
I can't fucking sleep ill have to count anilas
>>580044395nyo, nyo I don't think so
>>580043920>>580044562I would do unspeakable things to this girl
>>580044598she's so cute that she turned me into a tater enjoyer
>>580044598
>>580044395male harvin male draph male furry creatureits over
theres so many character in granblue versus, they will release a title update instead of season 3. the title update will turn the game into a tagslop game to try and follow an already dying trend
>>580046661Cygames would be retarded enough to turn it into a tagslop, but without AWS they won't do shit
all the grub devs were poached for tokon by the way
and all the oher games poached me so fair
>>580047438Explains Tokon's floppening.
>>580046724KOF-like 3v3 would make the most senseIt's way easier to implement and GBVS has already taken a lot of inspiration from SNK games anyway
>>580047908I never played KOF but I imagine it's not an active tag right?I guess it could be cool but meh
>>580047958GBVSR had 4-5k peak players after 1 month, holy mother of flops, is the game that trash?
>>580048151kof is just you fighting fighting 1v1 until one of you runs out of characters in your team
>>580048581Yeah I wouldn't mind it
they should make a kof tag style game but you need 10 characters so every game is a ft10
>>580048315cant speak for the gameplay but the pc version is still a dumpster fire for a lot of people and it was tortanic levels of terrible before the first 2 patches.
>>580048673GBVSR becomes a 10v10 game. Which 10 characters you play. Would you play 10 characters you like or also mix top tier slop in it?
>>580048315Not being able to play the fucking thing is a pretty big turn-off for a lot of people.
You.... You wouldn't have sex, would you, /gbvsg/?
>>580049145sowwy
Good dayBecause I ate late at night, today I skipped breakfast and walked 7km insteadI saw a simple tomato soup recipe, so I bought the ingredients and will try making it today. The weather is already quite autumn'y and chilly so a nice warm soup will go great
>>580048315I have the PC to run the game but the game has the rematch cuck bug from rising and its permanent tooI managed to fix it by using the cloudflare VPN but its so fucking annoying to setup every time I want to boot the gameI thought it was me and I would get it in rising too but I played rising recently and it was fine, so its 100x worse in tokon for some reasonthey really dont want anyone to play it
>>580047958Truly, a DSG
>>580049145Companionship is nice, but the sex itself is overrated and I'd rather just fap to some degenerate porn instead.
>>580049145its gross!
Drop the bow and let's just talk things out, Metera, at least let the little boy goIt doesn't have to end this way
She can't keep getting away with this
FINE!I'LL JACK OFF TO METERA!HAPPY NOW?!
douzo lad
you need to join the tournament
the tomato soup was ok, i really need to buy a proper mixer that doesn't splash much
>>580056838I thought she was wearing a leash in the thumbnail and now I'm disappointed
>>580058025thats what happens when the cum hits your brain
genelet man, genelet manlosing torandom button spam
5 feet at 40, the genelet man...
I have half dogshit genes and half godlike genes.
Vikala is bottom tier. If you lose to biki you honestly should consider quitting the genre entirely. You clearly have no talent for it.
>>580060070this but djeeta
>>580060120Djeeta is pretty good... I mean more like Yuel, Vira, Ladiva, Galleon, and Nier levels of garbage.
>>580060428>Djeeta is pretty good......at sucking balls, cock, anuses, at taking dick in the ass, vagina, boobs, armpits, mouth, ears, belly button. everything but GBVSR
>clean cobweb and remove spider>returns and does it again over and overI don't understand, does it mean there's something he wants to eat in the room or nearby? Why would he do that otherwise? Is it just retarded?
If you lose to>Vikala>Yuel>Ladiva>Vira>Galleon>Nier You really should hang yourself from shame. They are all bottom tier. Its literally impossible to win without gigagapping your opponent constantly.
>>580060809>downplaying ladivatranny
>>580060428Those characters only lose hard in /gbvsg/. We don't respect each other here. In real life, they get better because people think too kindly.
>>580060809>downplaying metera lite but its okay because she's wholesome reddit chungus whore>downplaying putrid odor casinosim harlot>downplaying jumpscare and BC spam into 90% grappler tranny>downplaying best normals in the game carpet muncher>downplaying +ob fh loop into casino cgrab minigame fuckmeat>downplaying free sideswap and 10k damage combo anywhere on screen whore
>>580062314do this for every character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAOAsTi_qI>nier is...le bad!
>>580062314
>>580062314Crazy to me, the shit you people can spew without a hint of shame or self awareness, and then 15 posts later you'll bitch about zoomers not making sense with their own schizophrenic babbling.
>Lyria post>*cocksucking noises*Every time
Got a problem with Rureea sucking my dick?
>>580063878They really should just make it a costume, Evil Djeeta is so cool
>>580063975I'd take it if only to see all the burgers on twatter throwing a massive, collective bitch fit about it.
>>580063081>losing to nier>ever>as fucking FERRY>even ONCE in your lifeUNPPPHLUG YOUR CONTROLLERUNPPPHLUG YOUR CONTROLLER DAWG
what the fuck is koji doing with ferryclearly not his kind of character
>>580063081AHAHAHAHA NIGGA LOSING A 99:1 MATCHUPGO BACK TO BEA LIL TROON LMAO
Desu, get that ass raped.
>>580064163his kind of characters are top tiers that are not vaseraga
>>580064102is there a reason why they would?
>>580063081Koji is fucking doomed once BC is nerfed
>>580064163maybe he just wants molest, rape and impregnate her
>>580065938no one has ever played a character because of that in the history of videogames
>>580066090wrong
>>580066090What about the reverse?I mean yeah obviously Metera but it's all a joke.Surely.
>>580044007Auntie Ruckus...
this whole general has been THE RAPEDdead ahh place
>>580070238We'll get back to life in 10 more sleepies
>>580066090I have played female characters because I want to consensually luv them
>>580063081>10-2 against koji's ferry with nierHino is a god
My Vane broke...
I've heard enough, nerf nier
>>580072014That just confirms Nier is top 5 over Ferry
>>580072351Or that jappas no sale fraud secondaries. Koji Ferry is only going to work in western tournaments.
Ilsa killed the game
Who cares. Sex with Divine Generals
I've heard enough, put vikky in the rape cage
I've heard enough, put vikky in the grape cage
>>580073821there is no better shartblue related picture
>>580073821>dog assumes your dick is smallerFuck you bitch (literal)
THREE SCOOPS?!
>>580075171She's a growing girl
I've heard enough, vax zooey
no wonder her breasts got so big
I've heard enough. sex zooey
>>580074286>Peeled ZoiPut her layers back on!
nerf zooey
FACT: you can nerf zooey and make her breasts bigger by having sex with her
Don't
>FACT: you can nerf zooeygood>and make her breasts biggerfuck no>by having sex with herEW
I only use white variants of Zooey.
It's time to accept certain things:This game is DSG2.6 won't fix anythingThis general is literally gay
EOS after Id, they just confirmed it
bold words for someone in a thread with an image of a DTF zoi with embiggened breasts
Hello Cygames,Please let Galleon 236X moves destroy projectiles.Thank you very much.
>>580077251Finally, a reason to play Nier.
hello cygamesplease let vaseraga charge 66M to make it hit once on the way up, go higher off the ground, and then be cancelable into an air normal thank you very much
>>580077346galleon does not need buffs
>>580046203Does this setting even have furry creatures with any relevance? I did see people posting about some furry girl named Riga Norf but she doesn't even have a wiki entry three months removed from that so I have to assume nothing important happened in that event. There's the little red riding hood girl with a werewolf bodyguard too but I assume the girl would be playable and the werewolf would be a puppet or something similar
>>580077067go on, show proof
>>580077982>Does this setting even have furry creatures with any relevance? The new story arc added a few new races and furries are one of those races so they'll probably get more relevant as time goes on. As for Riga, she'll probably be a boss fight in the roguelike mode like her husband.
>>580078475>they'll probably get more relevant as time goes onI should have just assumed this in hindsight. I don't play any gacha so I don't know what GBF's release schedule for playable characters looks like and only know about the times they really fucked up like monkeygate
I'm going to buff Zooey to cromulent status by knocking her up and making her breasts bigger while feeding her apple pie.
>>580078671They release new characters twice a month, though more often than not it's new versions of existing characters and not entirely new ones.
>>580078475
>>580078671They typically release 4-6 new units a month. Throw in the occasional MSQ update,stuff that happens in monthly event stories, and character episodes that gives them plenty of chances to try and spread the new races throughout the lore.
Hello this is fuckyouhahaâ„¢-samaâ„¢ from Cyckgames Antertenments, for 2.69 we will give djeeta a fully modelled ougi.Arigatou gomenass keep rockingu.
Where are the mods to make Anila fat
>>580083447Sir, that's called Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
>>580083568fatter
Where are the mods to make Anila flat
>>580085027just shear her
Where are the mods that expose Anila's toes
Where are the mods that let me kiss Narmaya
>>580085780Anila should have hooves
any EU lobbygamers?
>>580087490I can game.
Where are the mods that turn opponents I defeat into Anilas in real life
>>580088786ill wait in the lobby
Magisa when? I want a big titty witch
Give us Andira
>>580091591
Give us Vajra instead.
>>580093087Vajra, Andira and Huang&Bai are all acceptablewe already have enough tit monsters
>get excited to play a game>have to wait for at least 3 months so the game is patched into playable...Versus Rising...
>>580095523which game my grubbington
>>580096574Tokon.
>>580096703I'm sorry bro they really fumbled the launch
member when everyone thought ilsa was broken?
ilsa is broken and killed the game
eustace is broken and killed the game
>>580097049she is
>>580097250it really is just every fucking society member
My dick is broken and killed my ougi
results? thought so
>>580097567except HER
>>580097764
never forget that Nier killed granblue before it could even get started just like her ex-boyfriends. fucking whorebeatrix and 2B were just the final nails in the coffin
this is the face of honesty for society members
Nier is the sole reason this general still exists pay some respect faggot
New character with a new 66L soon! AND a brand new revolutionary and super important game mechanic that will surely change up the meta to be more diverse! Aren't you excited?! show some hype in chat, everyone! Hip hip, HURRAAAY! NIGGERS!
ladiva 66L... buffed!
>>580098593>never forget that Nier killed granblueI still blame 66L, Nier was strong enough to carry her players out of the lower ranks so she wasn't a problem down there (low skill players are usually less invested in the game so they're more likely to drop it if the get frustrated) while 66L pressure was a problem at all levels no matter who you were playing against.
>>580099310you know what? fair enough
>>580099310I can't believe this is real
>>580099628It’s one of those things you experience for the first time, and your brain immediately blocks it out because it’s too much of a nightmare scenario. Then, you see it again months later, you suddenly remember, and all the horrors of the universe are revealed to you yet again.
>>580099310The 66L shirt is the most condescending piece of shit thing a company has done in a long time for fighting games. They KNOW and fully understand 66L is fucking retarded strong and fucking stupid and they double down on keeping it that way and make it a big fucking joke while the game died a slow death in part because of that fucking move. Wow you sure showed me, company. Nice one for destroying your own product, fucking retards. Hope the joke was worth it. It's straight up a Harada-tier asshole move.
can't wait for the BC shirts bwos
>>580099310ilsa killed the game
>>580099310actually, low skill players are the ones getting angry because if you can just pick old nier and mash whatever to not let them come to you and then do a full combo dp to deny them then its gonna piss them off more than some mid or high level player that will likely just either pick her or ignore her
>>580100619stop
>>580100661And then the Nier gets to rank A and stops being a problem
>>580100919everybody got to rank a
>>580100919they all got floated to master nearly instantly
fediel and sarasa will save season 3
zeta is broken and killed the game but sikhander unfortunately yeah
>>580100919master*yeah she then dropps the game but had a part in 10s if not 100s of player dropping the game in that time
>>580101684>fedielNeed her especially. Gimme dat dragon.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER USED THE SKILL BUTTON TO LEARNT HIS GAMEIM PLAYING ANOTHER GAME AND I NEED TO INPUT 623 IN NEUTRAL AND IM The RapedI SHOULD HAVE LISTENED BWEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>580104435we will never be free from the dp motion
the patch saved the game.1k daily players permanently.lowain decapitated.metera shot behind the barn.we won.
>>5801046931k permanently would be gawdlike
Thanks for the games Charlotta anon. You said it was an issue from a year ago? Care to clarify?Also I felt like I was doing way better with Galleon, I have forsaken the fox for now
>>580105118yuel is a bad charactergalleon is pretty good
>>580104693at a glance that third eye looks like a bullet hole
>>580104693and cag?
>>580105118ggsyour main issue is your throw tech in defense. you basically press throw immediately. I also used to do that and it works very well but once an opponent finds out theyll massacre you for it and that's what I did with all the throw beats or delayed mashing to catch the throw.you can do that a few times but then alternate your timings. and also begin using 2L more, specially against charlotta. literally never tech against her in defense because it will end badly. but in general against anyone, they'll see you tech like that and start shimmying you to death. again, I tell you because I experienced that on my own skin and holy if I got obliteratedfor doing better on galleon, its normal, as you said you neglected yuel so you were no longer in the rushdown mentality. galleon plays very differently. not sure if galleon is stronger but she's way scammier than yuel, I fucking hate her f.H so much, you have no idea how insane you drive me with that when I play djeeta lol charlotta has an easier time vs galleon, or maybe I just have more MU experiencealso obviously generic knowledge checks: charlotta M and H sword are plus, divekick is plus, that heavy I was doing to you on wake up is also giga plus, flip into overhead meaty is plusalso your BCs are weird, I don't get why you BC my U ball, it's -4. it makes sense on galleon to send me back on the circle I guess but on yuel not muchflip divekick meaty is super OP obviously and I can basically beat any option in the game and you have to gamble. if I dont move Im in range of throw even if it doesnt seems like it, so you can try teching or immediately trying to throw me. but that loses to me checking you with cL or simply making a little unnoticeable step back. hence why you MUST use delay 2L tech. did you see how many times I got you with random lights at close range? that's all delay tech I was using, its absurdly OP, use italso offense/defense a little too predictable I guess, like those DPs
>>580106274Thanks for the advice. I really should take the time to learn my matchups properly.I also REALLY need to learn delay 2l. I just defaulted to throw on Galleon because it was her fastest option, like an idiot. As for U ball, I admit, I wasn't really thinking at the end there. I kinda got lost in my thoughts with the match, trying different things to see if it worked.Again, thanks for the advice. I definitely need it.
>>580106231why would they shoot a mid tier
>>580106896nigga
>>580106896no. NIGGER.
>>580107049
I love this game and I love you fags but you all seriously have to stop listening to your completely unbridled homosexuality and face the fact that this game is going into discord maintenance mode the nanosecond Id releases.
You never see cags in top 8
>>580107475Not if I fight him before maintenance and kill him before the can join the roster.
>>580107441you are BROWN you are INDIAN and JEWISH and a NIGGER AND GAY TOO. you fucking caggot. and lame you fucking FRENCHMAN. you masturbate to 2B you pick marc. fuck you you are the worst. grrr I'll get you GRRRR
RAT RAPE
>>580107675>doesn't listen to Heroic Beat (Vane)He's still alright to me.
>>580107475>I love this game and *raped cattle babbling*Hush lil' troon
>>580107571they can't handle the truth
>>580107853heroic beat is goodlicht is greatdominion black dragon FUCKING sucks
>>580107925This is one of those few rare pics that almost turn me into a footfag.
rebirs and desruction
>>580107904GOT her ass
yep this is a lowish mid tier
>>580108639djeeta tanks that
>>580107925nigga zandori be winning or getting 2nd place in every event he attends
>>580108746one playeroneand its clearly gapthey would sweep harder on better characters
>>580100619Continue
>gamera is the only ilsa with top player resultsone player btw so Ilsa is mid
>ISSA ONE GUY
>>580109167the japs just let gamera win because hes a yakuza prince
>>580109436that explains his aura
>>580108639
ISSAISSAISSA...ISSA......IL...SA???ILSAILSA!!!
IT WAS ME BARRY, I KILLED THE GAME!
>>580110021Capeshit memes after Tokon floppity flop flopped? Pathetic.>BUT IT'S NOT MA-Shush. *rips a planet buster fart*
Shut up
>>580110147this post is really gay and unfunnyshut up
keep talking
why did it have to be Id
>>580110293I'm sorry.And by I'm sorry I mean shut up retard.I am the king of /gbvsg/. I write, post and fart whenever and whatever I want.
>>580110583Finally, a good fucking rat.
>>580110583
>>580110583scary
>>580110520fukuhara oc
>>580110583hags shouldn't be allowed to cosplay as vikala
>>580110783don't forget this one...
>>580111341this rat would've survived that fall
>>580110583Vikala if she was attractive
>>580110583arouses a desire from deep within me to vomit
>>580112291bouncing rats are the only good rats
>>580113464that one is not really bouncy, its more like a canon rat no?
>>580113582canon rat has NOTHING she brings shame to 2d womankindthat rat at least has somethingI don't have any more rats saved because I haven't seen any more that have any amount of titflesh
>>580113710>nothingshe has something. well not as big as the fan art though
>>580113973that's NOTHING she has NOTHING so she is NOTHINGshe'll never be popular like that
>>580114051she wins people over with her smile
>>580114387so cute
>>580114387only if she beats my ass at crossfireand she can't do that she's too young
>Drives anon's GF wild
>>580116260kya! perci-sama!
i hate big breasts and hope they never add another big breast having co
>>580116454gay, gay, gay, and gayyou are gay because you don't like large breasts like I do
>>580116738you share a room with the other magisa anon who was into scat
>>580116835no I live ALONE in hopes that one day my anime girl summoning attempts are successful so that I don't need to explain anything to anybody
We know the gayest anon is THAT guy but who's the straightest?
Are big rats good for you?
>>580117537yessmall rats are the diseased ones
>>580117672you made bikky cry
>>580117341the cag mains
>>580099310I still like 66L
>>580117764good. check it out, I'll do it againgrounded hit combo limit that force launchestake that brokenass rat and fuck you too scamchang
>>580117341The three or so anons with gfs
>>580117860why?
>>580117860
Jobless pedo for season 3
>>580118356gay
>>580117341It's me, I'm the straightest. Lucilius, Belial, and Sandalphon player btw
let's play a straight man's game like arcana heart 3 lovemax six stars!!!!!! xtend
https://youtu.be/kXul307nyaY?t=640the power is there gran bros.
>>580120004They sure like rating Gran highly despite nobody swapping to him and only Goenitz getting results (with Belial).
>>580119534To be fair, these characters do get the most female interest. Becoming Belial IRL would be a fast track to smashing tremendous amounts of pussy.
>>580120004He put in work editing this but not much is really being said here aside from a few characters getting a brief rundown. bit disappointing
>>580114051good opiniona fact, even
>>580124425why'd this dumb bitch coil the mic cord around her leg like that
>>580125060teleportation accident
>>580063081>beats sandalphon 10-6>loses to nier 10-2whats kokomelons doing
Nier is strong simple as
I'm checking the frame data for GBVS vs GBVSR. Why did they universally buff light attacks? All c.Ls are at least +4 on block now compared to original +2 on average, with most all f.Ls now being plus instead of minus. Anyone got any idea why? To make it easier for light confirms?
>>580127124they also nerfed 2l to not be +2.
Vaseraga is a character that was balanced and had high placements before the devs decided they wanted to sell more costumes in early 2025. As it stands, Vas is a big body without the weaknesses of one. Sure bro bad defense! Safe-jabbable reversal! (Just don't use it on wakeup man) Slow buttons! But then we remember BC exists (which enable his wincon), and abare options lead to EXTREME REWARD, on top of a safe reversal when he has armor up. Overall a VERY forgiving character, making mistakes is a joke when you have 18k health, 3 bps, really good abare options, and top 3 damage + wincon + corner for every successful hit. This character needs massive nerfs.
never seen a good kotjeeta post
>>580127643for me its the light tackle jump scare that is somehow plus every single time
>>580127778I fucking hate how they buffed that to be plus on whiff
>>580127643yep but they refuse to acknowledge and change any of this for the 50 ppl who bought his skin hence sub 400 players
>>580127706crazy how just the dumbest, stupidest, most annoying posters latched onto it so hard
youre okay with me kotards
plus on whiff is literally not even real
>>580127643
>Watching Paragon>Galleon vs Inspector Perci>No commentary for whatever reasonIt was so pleasant
introducing nier to my music taste and regretting it immediately when she just calls it noisy, clamming up for the rest of the night, and then never ever talking to her again
never saying anything to nier because she's a female and i'm past my expiration date so i can never talk to a woman again (i never did in the first place)
>>580130195men don't have an expiration date bro if that's your hangup get over itmy hangup is being horrible and unpleasant
>>580130287if you're 30 the only women you can compliment have to be ugly hags because you can't fucking tell who's 17 and who's 25 anymore
>>580130527i have this problem too and i'm not 30, i'm nearsighted and need glasses to really see how people look so yeah
>>580130527I am 35 and the only women I talk to are random chicks at bars who I know not to compliment because that will get me killed in real life because I am ugly and not rich
>>580130703>i'm not old i just need glassesmhm...
>>580130804I'm 25
>>580130982so you're 30
>>580131076you're not 30 until you're 30just because I'm 35 doesn't mean I'm 40fuck off kill yourself shut UP leave that poor guy alone shut UP
>>580019049She's so beautiful.
>>580131142obvious denial
>>580131246I'll KILL you shut UP
haha you need glasses
>>580131414it's okay if I don't have to see metera
>>580131142you have to accept it anon. you are 親父.
>>580131414This is what my game looks like.
no one here is below 30
i am
>>580132195main?
>>580131414
>>5801324512b
Less than two weeks until salvation.
>>580135597built for forehead smooching
>>580135597salvation...
I luv sheep's ass
how can you say you love sheep's ass if you don't eat sheep's poop
dont eat that
>yuro time>scat talks beginnyoticing
>>580140380the welsh make do
>>580131142youre arguing with pedophiles and youre really mad that they upplay your age?
>>580135597season 3 is real but only to torment their gacha players with this creature whom is now featuring big tits
>>580135597more like salivation
>>580141296did he get tits in his new fate episode?
>>580142569 i dont know i just see the art and repost it
She's a dwelling place for demonsShe's a cage for every unclean spiritEvery filthy birdAnd makes us drinkThe poisoned wine toFornicating with our kingsFallen now is Babylon the Great
>>580141296>this creature whom is now featuring big titswha?
takes a special kind of gay/weird/gay/lame/gay to have pictures of that character saved to your computer
>>580143330its not that deep
he's cute
>>580143330There's nothing gay about wanting to ravage his butthole
I would impregnate him and im straight
I think the character is an abomination unto the lord (yool) and I'm straight
holy fucking shit do i hate the government sometimes>puts a law with extra tax on plastic bottles>shops forced to accept the bottles from people>barely any machines set up for it so you have to bother cashiers>go with some bottles up to the machine because its fucking 6 am in the morning>put 2 bottles in>THE CONTAINER IS FULL>THE CONTAINER IS FULL>THE CONTAINER IS FULLVersus fucking Rising i guessi will bomb a government unit building
>>580144543
>>580143330
>>580144543Welcome to hell, it's been that way over here for years now.We used to have special containers to collect plastic for recycling next to trash cans and those retarded cunts got rid of them in favor of this retarded system instead.Granblue Fantasy Waiting For Big Meaty Rising
>>580143330shit man, if jerking off to loli does not one a pedophile make, then surely it stands to reason that jerking off to the large amount of genderbent Jane Doe images i have saved doesn't make me gay either.
>>580146230nta but yeah if you haven't sucked someone's dick or sexted with a man on the internet you are not gay
>>580146230>>580146985go to bed
She did it again.https://x.com/yuzukuzira/status/2096584321956200957
>>580147118why is it always charlotta getting bullied by vikala
>>580147176we need to exterminate rats
>>580147118>didnt even need to launch>more spikes>more stars
>>580147176Vikala is the kind of person that compensate dates and convinces her friends (like charlotta) to do the same
anon was on the replay channel 3 days in a row again
>>580147118GO VICKY GO
>>580147118This is what a low tier looks like
>>580147530who
>>580135597>>580137063>>580141296We aren't getting a season 3. It's okay to come to terms with it
>>580147931We're not getting season 3, we're getting 3 new seasons
>>580147931shut the frick up. the only reason we wouldn't get a season 3 is because we are getting a third installment.
>>580147931We will get 3 chococats and you will like them
I want a third season real bad but the roster screen literally only has space for one more character
>>580149287I like them already. Nemone with nemonemonemonemonemone install when?
>>580149751fuuuuck where are they all gonna go
Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising2
Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising Revengeance
>>580150207granblue fantasy versus risencagliostro impaled on a cross in the center of the login screen
>>580150152We've come a long way.
>>580152248me...
>>580152248
At least you are good at Rising, right?Right?
>>580153423define good
they could have saved our game
bad morning retards
>>580153583I don't think monkey would ever be a possibility there's too much bad stigma associated with her.
>>580153423Im having fun, thats all that matters. Ive seen plenty of streamers that are good and yet it seems like they hate every moment of it.
>>580153752the bad stigma: trannies and faggots who are 0.1% of anything but unfortunately 100% of the dev team
https://x.com/RazFGChttps://pastebin.com/759NZPUs
>>580154183>spamming retarded dogshit faggot videos of him going "LOOK AT HOW HARD I HAVE TO WORK" with Ferry>surprisingly tame and agreeable tier listthe fuck
>>580154183>all of my characters are in A and B+I am the incarnation of honesty and integrity.
>>580154183mind=broken
>>580154183ilsa killed the game
>SS to C tier list>C tier is still cancer to fight
>>580154713granblue fantasy versus chemio
>>580144543works in my shithole
>>580154183>Lowain not in SRetarded list
join the tournament
>>580156450I don't think I'm super ultimate enough for it
>>580156450I didn't join because the TOs post sounded like he was yelling and that scared me from joining
TO needs to sensually whisper more for sure.
Had the Infinite Wipe Nier just now...what a terrible experience
>>580159159nta but making it a huge fucking pain in the ass to recycle is fucking retarded, especially when you're going to tax people harder for that shit
And taxed harder you will be.
>>580159159spread it wide for your daddy
i got RAPEDnot the kind where someone wins one set easily no, i mean the kind where an unstoppable monster chases me around the screen game after game, set after set, perfect after perfect, steals 300 hard earned gemmies and shows no signs of weakness at all, just driving me to the corner and getting free boots again and again. it was really bad guys
>>580159806say you liked it champ
>>580159806I block people for the day if I get matched with them three times in a row.
he only does that if he loses
TRVKE
that's right i don't block the free wins, problem?
I block everyone and when the blocklist fills up I make a new account
>DP spamBlocked.>delay 2LBlocked.>66L spamBlocked.>BC spamBlocked.>Cag, Eustace, Zooey, Vaseraga, Lowain, Ladiva, Charlotta, Yuel, Metera, 2B, Ferry, Soriz, Vikala, Vane, Lancelot, Seox, Galleon, WilnasBlocked.>teabaggingBlocked. Don't care if you were trying to 22X.>does spot dodge at the end of the roundBlocked.>More than 1 rbfBlocked.>More than 70msBlocked.>You beat meBlocked.>I 4-0 youBlocked.>You're GMBlocked.>unfunny nickname/messageBlocked.>nickname/message is a reference to something I don't likeBlocked.>you use a skill and I don't see "Good!"Blocked.>you shimmy meBlocked.>jump too muchBlocked.>anti air meBlocked.>raw RS meBlocked.
i don't read posts longer than 65 characters including whitespace
You're not my target audience.
>>580161416don't care about any of this (except metera)i just hate niggers who whiff moves and then keep mashing random shit like they're playing 2B
>>580161416You don't have the guts to block me in the lobby
>>580162089I was blocked my a lobby anon
>>580162520who did you play
Here's my season 3 main and her battle pass skin
okay pedophile
>>580163818tits too big
>wonder why I don't do h-fireball for plus frames on block pressure, to continue said pressure>all the pros playing my character do it>like, it's a common block string>do it once in an actual match>fireball dodged>get punished
>>580166948
>>580167251>fireball dodged>get punishedLiterally never happens in this game
>>580167529aniwa
>>580164172i disagree
>>580141296>>580144753>Draw a girl>Say it's a guyThis isn't trans representation at all! He needs to look like a weird shambling monstrosity.
>>580169046But even the tranny that does look like a guy doesn't look like a weird shambling monstrosity
>>580154183>ladiva le bad
Unironically how much does the game change if I start learning and putting to practice delay 2L?
>>580173289you will never lose again, will get bored and go back to playing normallywe all went through thiswe all saw heaven and was disgusting by the viewwe all returned back to hell to play rising
I should be glad that I got two casual sets in.
>>580173289you will force people to play random on you trying to open you up by delay pressing on different timingsso from 100% dying to shimmies you now bring the game to lul random 50/50 guessing
>guy stands up from the cab after two rounds and sits somewhere else
>>580174673you are a faggot playing an insufferable character, good job
>>580174673Thats perfectly normal for noobs, low rank players always do that and dont care about doing long sets
>n...n-NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE CAB YOU HAVE TO PLAY MY TOP TIER SLOP SLINGER FOR HOURS ON END WHILE I SWEAT MY ASS OFF AS IF MY MOM'S LIFE WAS ON THE LINE FOR THESE SETSLol nah.
>>580175869This but unironically
>>580175869you call every character a top tier though
>>580176312no I don'tI don't call my main top tier
>>580176312you know you're playing a shitty kusoge when every character has an argument for being a top tier slop slinger regardless of their ranking on [your favorite eceleb]'s tier list
>>580176585because they are all annoying to fight we always said ityou think about a character and immediately think about how they can scam you and every character in this game can, even the shit of the shit djeeta ex, a character entirely based on throwbaits. then you add scam support like 66L and BC and you get a frustrating experience overall
>>580176585or perhaps... the game is just balanced pretty well
You virginity was forfeit the moment you sat on the cab.Do what you must, I have already won.
>>580019049Haven't kept up with msq since The Incident but is she still fucking dead I miss her
>>580177132Wrong Granblue thread but yeah she got better, and they also haggified Io after bringing her back to life.
there never has been and never will be a fighting game character that's actually fun to interact with because such a character wouldn't be fun to play as
>>580177301>haggifying Io>haggifying Cag>the trans draphI'm nyoticing.
>>580177423its actually just a rising problemwhen you play it always feels like your opponent is a drooling carried retardi never had this issue while playing older games and its less severe in other modern games
>>580177426Mika got hit by the hag stick too
>>580177301oh my bad, I haven't kept up with anything gbf in a while and seeing the op image activated me like a sleeper agent, thanks bro that's relieving
>>580177426making characters older is based and goodtrannies get the rope
>>580177423>your brain on grub
>actual katfags existlmao
>>580177778
>>580175869When you're bad at the game like me you have to give your best every match to compete
>>580177793kat is kind of cute
Confess your GBVSR and /gbvsg/ sins.
>>580175261He's a Master Rank.>>580175869You should at least bow and do some emote or something.
>>580178973I made the Nier period slurping post
>master rankmeans nothing
>>580178973I make gay posts sometimes because I think it's funny and enjoy reading the replies...
>>580178973I made an entire post about how I can feel bad about telling myself against specific opponents that I can easily destroy them and not even considering them as problems during tournaments, only to stop playing for awhile, getting worse, and all those players now stomp me and I'm mad at myself.
I have nothing to confess because I do not hide anything from myself
>>580178973I just ougi'd
>>580178973I'm a doomposter but I've spent more time doomposting here than actually playing Tokon or spending time in the now defunct /tokon/
>>580178973my diet for the last 2 and a half weeks has consisted entirely of mozzarella sticks
>>580178973still playing gbf is kind of a sin. here's my team for the current event.>gbvsr sini block every lowain and metera player i come across because fuck playing against those unfun cunts
i look like this
>>580178973I will often complain about my bad decision-making and how seemingly, everything works out for my opponent all the time. But then, I'm also way too lazy when it comes to labbing specific answers and match-ups.That can leads to rants about even mid-tier characters that I find annoying.I have a YouTube channel entirely for myself, where I upload the occasional Rising round. That includes matches with my lobbingtons. It's purely a repository for my own amusement, although I do have two subscribers. Yes, two. I also post these clips on my X-account. Names are spoilered, and while it's mostly wins, it's more about cool/silly stuff happening.I make fun of Vane (the "left another Vane in the toilet" type of jokes), yet I really like this character. Bought the DLC, had fun playing him for 200 levels.
>>580181153But... but... Lowain's animations and attacks are so randum, why aren't you having th funnees when he's on screen?
>>580178973I read and post in this thread continuously despite not having opened the game in like 6 months and having 0 desire to
*sound of being hit by lowains c.m**sound of being hit by lowains c.h**sound of lowain whiffing his 2.l*
>>580182231that's the same sound as every move in the gameit does sthud
>>580182376show me one other move that sounds like lowains c.m
>>580182608
>>580178973I'm dogshit and don't play enough and I don't want to lab. finding things against specific setups is pointless to me because I can't react to the setups in the first place. I can't react to anything honestly, every decision I make and button I press is vibes-based. I win way more than I deserve to thanks to my character carrying methe only intentionally bad faith post I've ever made here was the HE IS HULK link but I'm glad people had fun with it so I don't know if that was a sin in the end
>>580182973Donvalve for season 3
>>580178973adapting to the play of my opponent comes easy to me which might often seem disrespectful but all im trying to do is fix the issues in their play that i notice fairly easly instead of sweating my ass off to beat harder
I feel sorry for anyone whose main doesn't have a fun mirror-MU.
>>580178973I started getting hit by the Galleon air command grab as a joke, but it turned into a habit and I accidentally trained myself to stand up whenever I see it coming
>>580184159>as a jokeI get hit by that shit 90% of the time because I'm retarded
>>580178973i cant hit the soccerball into the goal without multiple attempts
>>580178973Lamretta is really beautiful.
>>580184638truth
>>580184436A pain only too relateable.I was also never able to stand on it while it spins.
>>580184881>I was also never able to stand on it while it spins.i cant do this either.
Now it's art
>>580178973I don't think I like fighting games and rising just tricked me into thinking I like them
>>580185890I like everything about fighting games except playing them
>>580185890>>580186089streamboarLORDS
>>580186193correction, playing them and watching them
>>580186225
dead sheep girl
>>580188339mmm... mutton
>>580184079its only fun because you are retarded
choto mate choto mate
>>580178973i block every lowain and metera player
choco milky choco milky
>>580178973whenever i get frustrated in the game i keep pushing because i believe i can learn and overcomeit didnt come true often
>bruise weeklyI hope you scream and start a fire and send signals once there is a daily.
do you remembah the 21st night of
choco zeta choco zeta
>>580178973I'm a Newark end and literally too afraid to play ranked due to intolerable levels of performance anxiety. I've had the game for like 8 months with 100h hours logged, am still terrible, but have only mustered the courage for casual matches (which I mostly lose). I went into the tranny character discords asking for help, recorded a set of three against a Cag for them to look at, and got completely ghosted by the discord immediately after.
>>580192589*Newfriend fucking autocorrect
Nah, Neward-anon is now canon.
>>580192589post it here, I can help you
Djeeta the Palestinian on the telly.https://www.twitch.tv/blaakfg
>>580193490Okay I'll post em when I get home in a bit, thank you anon
>>580192589I read it as Newshark and was very confused on why would a shark be scared to play rankedEither way, force yourself to do it, there is literally nothing at stake and its what ultimately makes you get better, you wont get better by being scared to boot up the gameI was very much the same, and i still am when its a new game but i always have fun when i actually play, i just need to have that initial push and then i can spend hours and not want to stop
>>580192589>I'm a Newark Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>580193596I know it "doesn't matter" and I agree but I have a huge problem with my own failures I guess, so despite the fact I'll never see them again I will always know how bad I am.Yes this follows me into real life and yes it's just as crippling. I'm beyond saving, anons~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPt-Mw5NkB4
>>580193584>Netherland to PalestineI'd just dip, brother. I still can't fathom why middle east and anything near it is paired with EU in this fucking genre, towelhead internet is postively terrible.
>>580194141>oh that's interesting>notice the oc tumor avatar on bottom left
>>580194148Anon, he isn't from Palestine, it's not a real country.He's just virtue signaling. They would hang him for playing a gay anime fighting game.
Rising was my first fighting and now that I've dabbled in other fighters I have to say, playing rising using manual inputs feels kind of weird, maybe it's because I've been using the skill button since forever
>>580194148It's not that bad, my matches are about 100ms on average against europeans.
>>580194398>It's not that bad, my matches are about (on the verge of being unplayable)
>>580193584djeeta versus uno... the rarest pokemons.
>>580194335I honestly can't tell if you're pulling my leg or not, because despite this flag non sense I do know people who just put some BS in there as a joke or what not.Which only make me question the point of the flag non sense in the first place.>>580194398Yeah and I'd be completely fine if it was stable, but no, you also ahve ot bring random spikes to 300+ ms>B-but they're wifiTHEN TELL 99% OF YOUR POPULATION TO STOP BEING ON WIFII've had this shit happens too consistently with your region for me to think "this is fine, it's just the occasional annoyance"
>>580194114I would fix your life but im not into submissive femboys, sorry
>>580192589there's nothing to go on with a newfag mashing random shityou need to play more online matches to develop a flowchart and then people can try to correct it
>>580194569100 is completely fine. 120 is getting iffy and 130 isn't competitive anymore
>>580178973i barely got a blue badge which makes me feel like i'm good at the game, but now i lose to pretty much everyone else who has a gm badge and it ticks me off so much that i can't even stand watching my own replays>>580179540this except every time i fight someone again i can feel them becoming harder and harder to defeat and it fills me with a sense of dread
>>580195862the moment it jumps to 3 frames it becomes worthlessand thats 110 frames i've noticed, so like i said, on the verge
>>580196057really? I only ever see 3 rbf at 130+ unless it's some wifinigger
tadaimaaa
>>580193584whats going on larry? why is ladiva deepdicking you?
Corn on the telly
lil bit of delay never hurt nobodyI'd rather have 2-3f of delay than a bunch of rollbacksobviously the ideal has neither and is achievable with rollback netcode but a good connection in delay netcode is fuckin fine
ladiva is so bad dude hes unplayable
>>580197431she*
replace ladiva with bhadra
>>580197602sir that's a barrelchested musclebound strongjawed bearded man with a masculine hip structure and a penis and no vagina
>>580197743wrong, it's a barrelchested musclebound strongjawed bearded man with a masculine hip structure and no penis and a vaginahence a she
>>580197836>and a vaginaproof
i'm horny please post large breasts so i can feed my family
>>580197957
you wanna know why i play with people who have 150 ping and 4f delay or worse? well it's because metera players exist
>>580198045
why do you want my family to starve
stop it
>>580193584Zeta-bros...
>>580198967cucked by the game killermany such cases
If only that character was actually interesting and not just angelslop...
>>580198045don't worry... I will never betray you
ferrero rocher fucking sucks
They feel nice in my butt
fox yuri
>>580199429>>580199615thank you... medium breasted yuel and medium breasted dragon...
fox-on-gran (me) heterosexual violence
>>580199507It's not the worst candy, but I'd rather just have a Twix
>>580199698just say you wanted the vira image that looks like slop
>>580199680Pretty nice kind of yuri.
>>580199903
9 more sleepies
you guys are gonna upset that one anon who hates it when two girls kiss
i am that anon and am falseflagging on purpose
>>580200134That would be tragic.
>>580200126thank you gaweon... my family might survive now...
stop it. stop it right now or i will take yuel's bells away.
I only like yuri when it's futa
yuel has the penis
I only like yuri when they have really big boobs
>>580193584NERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEYNERFZOOEY
i would rather watch male on male then female on female but no sex only kissing and cuddling because that would be gay
>>580200713is this marippe ntr of meg with random erune npc boy
>>580200832marippe(male)
>>580200713Meg and Mari go crazy in bed
>>580201045Facts.
>>580200630Mine
>>580200941so sort of the same thing
lesbians should not be allowed to use sex toys because i dislike them
>>580200789thank god you didnt post the gif
>>580200789WE LIKE THE BROWN GIRLS HERE
>zoicel mashing off of cooldownwhen will they nerf this tardmagnet
brown girls are inferior to black girls
>>580201854ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10 ft 10
>>580201482
>>580202672okay now post her clapping her ass on my dick
>>580202672SWOOOWWWWAYYYYY
>>580202192not that anon if that matters but make a room
I would definitely bully Sikhander if we were a real life friendgroup.
>>580202878you would bully him openly and then he would bully you in the bedroom after you lose the ft10
>>580202876pass gbvsgif you like that gif you suck and ill stomp you
>>580202878I would bully those that seek to defame Sikhander
>>580203024>me a losing ft10pftt>to sikhander evencmon now
euro ft10 happening?
Amazing chest ahead...
>>580203153I would tell you to ft10 me but it will be the same dodging as it always it. I own you.
3/10 dudes ft10ing in a small space
>>580203393keep copingyou stand no chance against my character
>>580203536I dont mind any, besides, i know you play Shina.
I hate the dryish sticky 2Bs where you keep thinking you're done but then you just take a big chunk of it with the paper and realize there's more and you have to shower after to feel properly clean
get back here and fight my zooey i wanna see how fast your ps5 loads
>>580203818shina this cock with your mouth
>>580203970>zooeyI should have never booted up this game again
>>580204256B-B-B-B-BASEDDDDD *D-D-D-D echoes*That's my FUARKING shitter ally.
I have successfully moved My cats are traumatized My new place is hyuge... I don't deserve itI am tired beyond belief Granblue Fantadjeeta Kot Rising
Im tired of waitingGive me the patch notes already
>>580205257>has enough money to move>his cats are alivedie
>>580195141>develop a flowchartso what do you do when you don't know what this means, practically speaking
using the same move repeatedly in a combo causes immediate combo limit. c.Ms alone are exempt
>first game of the day>VS LowainMan, today's session was short.
>>580205537i saw this image and the first thing i thought of was>damn this nier looks quite THE RAPED
>>580205707https://glossary.infil.net/?t=Flowchart
>>580205723You can now break out of a combo for 2 BPs
>>580206065Makes me remember all those imaginative replies to the>Predict the new mechanic!!!posts. And then they gave us... the same mechanic just after auto combo follow ups...
>>580205707
>>580206221Since the mechanic is rather small im sure the patch will be quite large, i personally cant wait!
>>580206375i personally am afraid to imagine the depths of the dogshit coming, since everyone will receive even more buffs, and so the the power level of most of the characters will jump to an unprecedented level yet again
>>580206375>Since the mechanic is rather small im sure the patch will be quite large
wow...
don't say my mechanic is small...
>>580208650>his f.H is short
>https://challonge.com/gcmszbgmEveryone that changed their nickname to something funny and fitting is a handsome and witty anon.
i hope siggy wiggy gets a really good compensation buff for his nerfed install, pepsiwepsi
Post big dick energy fHs.
>>580204256ggs
>>580209010
>>580208807Yes, especially Meg's Sunbaked Buns, a clear reference to how Sunburned Sakura and Tanned Cirno are portrayed as stronger than those characters' original appearances.
>>580209010i remember the webm of that greedy vira trying to whiff punish thisso many lobbytons lost...
>>580209093my soul tells me this artist draws fucked up art for gore visual novels
>>580208807Name rankings1. SUPER ULTIMATE Depression - good, funny, short, first one to go for the super ultimate template that most everyone copied2. Nier Sniffer - simple and classic, works3. SuperUltimatePlus+Baster - not very witty, but baster works good as a single word addition and plus in both a word and a symbols is a good addition to the template4. SUPER ULTRA ARVESS MAX EXTREME (Washed) - went too overboard with the (washed), makes it stink of self-pity, but not bad overall since something was added to the template5. Meg's Sunbaked Buns - does his own thing as well so some points there, minus points for being a meg fan6. SUPER ULTIMATE SorizEnjoyer - lame and uninteresting, copied the template but didn't add anything worthwhile or did enough for it except just stating the main, very meh7. Washed unc - not funny nor interesting at all
>>580209037GGsnerf zooey
We like "washed" here.
>>580209010there's only one thing that feels better than landing this close to the corner and it's landing c.H close to the corner
>>580209810>>580204256so brattystop complaining stinky
>>580209846Throwing this randomly and seeing red sparks makes my eyes shiny
They could delete the far heavy button from the game and most characters would barely be affected
>>580209634I'm open to workshopping suggestions. I've got 10 days.
>>580209634thank you...
>>580210131happy meal loving crown wearing dwarf hands wrote this post
>minus points for being a meg fan
Makes sense to me
>>580210027no let him cook
>>580210789I just like teasing him. i dont disagree with him....
I don't trust Zoimains they're sex havers!
>>580210157Suggestions from others will only water down the value of your name. Come up with a better one by yourself!It better be there in 10 days on my desk.
>>580211095yeah, they have sex with old men...
>>580209634good work everyone come collect your zirconiumshis
>>580211112is she wearing fucking earsocksis that why her ears are blue
>>580211112What does the picture of the horse have to do with it?
>>580211332she lost them in the korea war
>>580211240Washed unc might not have gotten a Zirconiumshi, but I'm rooting for him to get the Super Ultimate Golden Golshi and prove to the world that he isn't the Washed unc he believes he is
should I play the game this week before the tournament or not do that and just show up
>>580211573its a fun mode fun tournament
>>580211573play the game a little bit, idk
>>580198907HOLY
>>580212019
you just know that one sweaty nigger is already labbing the SU+ characters via mod for the tournament...
>>580212338link it i wanna lab too
>>580212338I don't even know what mine does
>>580212338I wonder what SU Meg has, honestly I want to try downloading the mod just to know
>>580212338i know what you are doing and i am not biting.
wasnt niers super ultimate+ just her install killing herself
>>580212896what is he doing...
>>580212338If it works like in survival mode then Djeeta can just cancel her rekka into her rekka infinitely to kill you with chip damageNo point in labbing anything
>>580213536just DP or pick Lowain/Bubs/Katalina
>his super ultimate character has a super ultimate DPCarried nigger.
>>580213536She needs it though
Unironically, the super ultimate mode is by far the most exciting thing about the patch...
>super ultimate djeeta>still no wallbounce
>>580214535exciting for like two hours and then completely forgotten like the survival mode they wasted time on.and the EX characters
we love ex characters in this thread
>>580215184>SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
>>580211112I love King Halo
>>580216726>The raped unc
Just did a Survival run as a refresher of what the boss characters do, Lowain seemed to hove low health but with the modes' modifiers it's hard to tell, Other stand outs; Eustace can turn the game into a genuine bullet hell, Grimnir can do is acrobatics without setting seals and he leaves a small tornado behind each time he does a flip, he almost ended my run so I'm not exactly eager to fight a human controlled one. Versusia seemed fun to play as since she always has her install, in fact for characters with any sort of install that seems to be what they defaulted to giving them. Meg: Mari seems to be able to shoot more than once per summon ans U Ursuña come from behind pushing you into Meg. Ladiva's run is very fast and hirs 2U has absurd reach. Bubs and Seox get fucked since their installs reset every few seconds leaving them vulnerable. Also Lucillius Paradise Losts at round start and whenever he gets 100 meter he has auto meter gain, I didn't manage to punish it. Anyone else I don't remember, disn't notice anything particularly fun or just didn't fight against.
>>580217220Of course this means shit if the SU versions are somewhat different.
>>580214943>implying the balance changes are going to be any more impactful
>>580217370I tried the mod and found out that one character has a normal -> special move infinite from anywhere, I sure hope they make them different when playable
>labbingyou people are unbelievable
>>580218945Blame that guy for reminding me that there's a mod... curiosity is too strong
>>580218945what's your issue sis
>10 minutes into an hour and a half long video about women becoming insects in horror games and she's done nothing but talk about how Dracula was actually a story about bbc cucking
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUNyou need some djeeta cunt in your mouth
>>580218945/gbvsg/ is keeping its crown as the wettest pit of sweat on the grub roach
>>580219348where is it
>>580214585If it's the one from survival mode, she won't need it. She'll get a combo from cancelling light skills into each other.
>google thing>full of AI>add -AI>full of AI>add &udm=14>doesn't work anymoreI support the destruction of india versus rising
>>580224034AI is an Indian and Israeli forged machination, not just jeets
really tired of walk-back jumpscare 66L bros
>>580225707i have bad news for you
>>580225913just a few whiff recovery frames or maybe you have to be walking forward 3-4 frames first. Please...
>>580226406hmmmm...travel distance increased
still not sure if ladiva 66L distance buff was a troll or notleaning towards a shitpost made here
what do restaurants seek to gain by blasting super loud music, i hate it...
>>580228234it makes it harder for people to have a conversation so they are more compelled to leave immediately after eating so you get more turnover in customers
>>580229123i hate humans so much
>YWN go to a bar and grub with your bros>You'll never get the chance to challenge the manlet playing Metera to a fistfight and knock his ass out in a single punch
>>580225707It's this game's "walk back into [designated poke normal] into drive rush" of this game. It's the reason I uninstalled. Speaking of uninstalling and drive rush, our buddies over on the MOST POPULAR FIGHTING GAME EVER OF ALL TIME SF6 aren't doing too hot. They just got hit with a pajeet dlc character. Feels like every fighting game right now is doing pretty fucking bad. Dead genre, dead scene.
i'm the manlet playing metera, i'd kick your balls first
>>580230015retvrn to arcana heart
>Indian Sorizoh no no no no no no no no no no no no no
>>580230231super ultimate saariz...
>>580229401I don't want to get Metera main DNA on my fist, it could give me cancer
as a leaf i hate jeets more than any of you but regardless that level 3 is actually really good
My recent ten matches are all red Xs...
>>580217220The first time I did a survival run I got instakilled by ABel's SSBA with full health and multiple Max HP buffs, more than 80 matches deep
>>580230015>>580230416i havent watched it yet but that character is genuinely disgusting and they should kill whoever conceptualized it and everybody who compares it to good character rufus.
>>580234272Did he just run up and hit the button like a real Abel player would?
>>580234691Yes, and his health passively drained from roundstart which enabled his SSBA
>>580234272freak status: bodied
>>580230671>look it up>it unironically looks AI generated because of how fucking nonsensical every part of it is while saar's body shape keeps randomly changing and warping aroundgiving the indian an AI super is pretty based though not gonna lie
>>580236983>>580236983>>580236983
do not pig sex
sexxing the pig right now