Previous: >>580107550>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
autis/uma/ is back on the hunt for A+ again, and this month (you) have the option of joining us. we just lost a flatliner, so now we have an open slot for someone who's willing to just>be nice>play the game and do autos>hit 45m in a month (voted on by a poal)if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, have fun and see you at the races
Post what you're listening to, dacchis
I'm not your 'dacchi'. I'm not your 'nonny'. I'm not even your 'bwo'. Don't fuck with me.
BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN!!
hokko on my cocko
Rubae may be the single greatest localization ever
>>580129047I agree
>>580128768Psst! Hey toreina! Yes (You) /Uma/ Club is looking for one toreina to have a good time with the crewand honestly there's no reason it can't be a cool anon like you so uh. . . ~reply to apply!good luck future dacchi
Since TamaLove is not hiring, what about /uma/ Club? I can ensure your S
>>580129027Jyanshi...
>>580128926was listening to this while reading some romcom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCLZ4Jztbjo
>>580129027You are my bwononnydacchi.
>>580128926I've been listening to some early TayTay songs and 2010's Katy Perry all day
>>580128926My Bloody Valentine
>>580128926birds and construction down the street
>>580128926obscure live performances of obscure japanese rock bands
>>580129143But that's not my name.
>>580129126Hi Allen, hope you find someone!
>>580129404Hi Cafe friend!~ty
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nnG4_1DwQ
>>580129201the look up at about 6 seconds is dangerous
>>580129201is that... A bro listening to white girl music!?BASED
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPd1cil2xgQ
>>580129126I'd love to join but I'm kinda important to my club right now...good luck on your search for a new dacchi and hopefully I'll join someday. I hope you guys go back to S soon
Fuji Kiseki
we rollan or we skippan
>>580095336>missed the Marvy Sunday because I went to sleepIT'S TEIOVER
evil bitch
>>580129664Everything I own on the uma banner.
>>580129201I like Taylor Swift too
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DhkRSoiCc
AHHHHHHHHH
>>580129662More like Fuji Kisseki
>>580129664No snacking on banners
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmeQDIkm_T8
>>580129201For me, it's you belong with me
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dssWbnbvPI4&list=OLAK5uy_kyI--UFe9Pz2Nr5kNXAQdSi03UvgRGxoU&index=10
>>580129126Would you accept a reformed schizophrenic? Did 300m last month. Promise to be respectful as well
Playfully teasing your Uma about how smelly her feet are and to your shock she gets absolutely ungodly flustered and her face turns bright red and she gets soaked in sweat and stutters like a stroke victim and her nipples get so hard you can see them through her shirt as she keeps calling you a p-p-p-perverted j-j-jerk for teasing her about her smelly girlfeets and that you should never ever EVER tease a girl about how smelly and stinky her stinky smelly cheesy vinegary rancid sour cream and onion dip girlfeets are but all you do is give her a smug look and say "So I guess that means your feet really ARE stinky!" and she gets utterly smelly-girlfeets-MINDBROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580129883umama....
>>580129664WE are all rolling
>>580129828For me it's our song
>>580128926I'm listening to my favorite anime composer Yoko Kanno playlist right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk3Gak8EOOk&feature=youtu.be
>>580129601Everyone listens to white girl music. the only difference is that dudes are usually ashamed of it and thus don't talk about it.
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRCYFRU1yBY
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOP2t9FObw
>>580128926>>580129601
>>580129784You leave me wondering what her lips taste like.
>>580130012this is true. I even have Carly Rae Jepsen's E-MO-TION on my topster 3x3
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP_j_wUhZW0
>>580129664>medium pacer>long end closer with a random dirt skill>whalebaitnyoit's easy not to be suckered into rolling by the cingrey buff if you haven't watched cingrey
>>580129640no worries! i look forward to when we may meet future friend!~>>580129883of course, but you don't have to be too hard on yourself, as long as you're nice to all and don't cause a ruckus in the threads it's a win win for everyone
>>580130027>Classical fucking music>FineMoINCREDIBLY based post!
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0qG-XpMLnM
I think I like feng shui
>>580128926https://2mellomakes.bandcamp.com/track/i-wanna-kno
>>580130237rickey isn't that big...
>>580129664if you pull on the tama/inari banner you are literally cattle and probably have an IQ below 90
>>580129126Sure gwo here is my ID 181478271067
>>580129664neither of these particularly appeal to my penis or my heart, so no. and I've got to save up for granny acute and nakayama.
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_GTBYJ9jAo&list=PLbzO-CZAiyNXi4ycxGxTysM8ajI-fX2Sf&index=1love me some Bach while doing parent runs
My trainee is mentally ill...
>>580130354
>>580130314V...
>>580130313Maybe I should pull...
>>580130392She's a woman.
>>580130237LET'S GO RICKEY
>>580130203Vielen dank mein Deutscher FreundHere's a fantastic vocal rendition by Eva Lind that I listen to all the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hu9F5_GoNA
>>580130313wait this is news to memaybe I should pull
>>580128926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENuLxkqlqYwWhenever I listen to this I end up having a transcendental experience
>>580130458>8WAOW
>>580130237you just like that a girl is taking interest in your lack of furniture
>>580130484so why'd you leave without a word bro
>>580128926Olias of Sunhillow
>>580130085Does Fuji's career mention a favorite food (besides something with a carrot jammed into it)? I feel like she'd have sweet lips regardless though
>>580130313no need to announce your homosexuality quite like this, anon
>>580130237Rickey and I share the same interest in children!
>>580130165I promise.803837256004and thank youjust waiting for my lovely host to kick so there is no cooldown.
I paid 30 carats to do three fan runs and I got 70 carats back (no joke)
>>580130468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk4VGgMPAiwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57Fi19vcSISome (semi) boring additions, as I'm too lazy to list some bangers I can't find right now.
>>580130575no idea what this is about but the answer is probably something was taking too long so I got distracted with something else, that's probably the answer you look for
>>580130702shut up danchou not falling for it again
Trading Palmer in for a newer model!
>>580129664Cheeky tenners, take it or leave it
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SPhttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
so which uniques should i put on EC xoguri
>>580130945festive miracle is all you need, and all you will ever need ("ever" being one more CM)
>>580130945MPB and Pump there is nothing else, you need to be more concerned about getting nimble
>>580130945Angling/MPB
>>580130689Will you talk to me one last time?
Fuji Kiseki's favorite meal is her trainer.
>>580131029but if everyone and their mum is running xoguri and 2 debuffers, how is she going to trigger 5/6th place
>>580131151getting lucky
>>580130734I've seen Der Erlkönig in person actually as a play. That Rieu preformance is new to me and is fantastic, thank you!I'm partial to Elgar and this is one of my favorites by the Berliner Philharmonik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJGQCVTv4jU
next butter will be breader
>>580131151That's why it's called "gambling"
>>580131132But I'm not food..
>>580131151Depends on how prevalent Pace is
>>580130689will keep refreshing to get you in as soon as you are available old friend, just having fun talking to a random about the hacker named "Fore Chan" hehe but your spot is free
>>580131151End Xog is a luxury umas that requires you to not be braindead retarded, if the last milekino CM is to go by everyone will bring her pace trust the plan
>>580131236Watch and be amazed as she takes a part of your lower body and makes it disappear.
>>580131226>breadcrumb between 2 butter sticksAre you french?
>>580128926city pop cover of megaman x series on youtube, really wish I knew where I could download these
>>580131352H-how..?
>>580128926Old anime I watched a million years ago and remember very well but want to listen again while playing umas and jongCurrently listening to Digimon, still love Angewomon
today I learned that /uma/ is highly cultured. What do you think your trainee's favorite Rossini composition would be
>>580131446A magician never reveals her tricks.
>>580131151You are giving casual xog runners way too much credit for their brain capacity to convert xog to end
>>580131446MagicUma magic
>>580131262>30/30erm...?
>>580131405Paamanko
>>580131578
>>580131569re-read the post you replied to
>>580131569get pranked idiot
>>580131539This, I only ran into like 8 end Santa Caps last CM and didn't see a single one in my finals
I forgot umas talked to you on your birthday, though mine was a few days ago I wonder how long they react to it...
>>580131527>>580131352AIEE SHE'S TAKEN MY BIG TOE
>>580131759a week
>>580131557I never knew Fuji knew real magic.>>580131527Well as long as my penis is safe, she can take any part of my lower body she wants.
>>580131520For some reason I imagine her with Wagner in the backgroundBut if I HAVE to choose Rossini I think Barber because she's silly like that
>>580131902>Well as long as my penis is safeOf course. Absolutely safe. No need to worry about that.
>>580131759Umm the Doto birthday sex?
>>580131902There will be no safer place
>>580131828I want to live under Sirius' skirt
>>580131569if you are >>580130689then this >>580131262 post means "the 30th spot is open, it's only a random that just joined but we will make room for you as soon as you are free from your current club" and "I'm refreshing your profile" means as soon as you're free you are subbed in for the random
>>580132074You have sex with Doto on her birthday
I love my genius wife!
>>580131209>I've seen Der Erlkönig in person actually as a play.Well look at mr fancy pants over here, going outside, touching the green stuff, and going to plays!>That Rieu performance is new to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShxQ5_dY_UCheck the beginning 4min of this one, it explains some of the incredible background story of the composition.I need to listen to more classical, I hardly get to it, used to love it as a young lad, frankly still do.Energetic modern music is great, but there is something about an orchestra, the emotion it brings with it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHlqEvAwdVchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSFNl4roGlI
>>580132152Doto forces you to pity-fuck her, but it's all part of her plan
>>580132267How does she get you to "pity fuck" her? What does that even mean
So, is it UmamusumeorUma musume
Has anyone ever used Blender? Probably because it is late at night, but I got a sudden urge to look into Blender.
>>580128926https://youtu.be/p9qWsgRl0QwMy playlist was in here when I saw this post
>sex with doto>surprise sex with taiki toouhhhh
>>580132053>>580132086Huh?? What's gonna happen with my little guy? Is she putting it somewhere?
>>580132359DONUTTUTORIAL
>>580131676This fucker is ADDICTED to hitting this exact pose in like half of her career events. It's cute though so she gets a pass.
>>580132359Probably have an easier time asking around for manager-san in /umaJP/ or whoever does their aesthetics in the VGL
>>580132357Umamusumethe word is only constructed with the 2 words together
>>580132359AI rendered (heh) blender training useless, anything you want to do in blender you're better off slopping it>>580132464She's currenmaxxing so hitting cute poses is normal
>Umama is leaving Uma&Co to join /uma/ clubHope you guys have fun with her schizo ass
>>580132350>step 1: do normal thing>step 2: fuck up in a silly way>step 3: wimp and stare at trainer full of shame while showing cleavage "accidentally">step 4: get rapedEasy, it's scary how much she drains my balls with this tactic
>>580132450BRO NOOOO DO NOT RECOMMEND THATwhat's wrong with you? you don't learn shit from that idiot c'mon now
